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Does Software Need a Siskel and Ebert?

theodp writes "Over at Scripting News, Dave Winer laments the lack of serious software reviews in the NY Times. That wasn't always the case, recalls Dave. 'When they started doing software reviews in the early '80s it was with the usual Times flair,' says Winer. 'But somewhere along the line they stopped taking tech seriously. It's as if they would only review Saturday morning television shows. How could television like The Sopranos or Breaking Bad take root in the culture if there was no criticism that discussed it? Yet that's where we are today with software.' So, does software need a Siskel and Ebert (or A.O. Scott and Manohla Dargis for you highfalutin NYT readers!)?"

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  1. Software is too plentiful by thewolfkin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Software is everywhere.. systems are too disimilar. The fact that Mac OS != Windows alone without including Linux means this task is Herculean. We do have people who review software more seriously but their in more specilized formats. If you want to do something more open and with a wider target audience like S&E then I don't see how it could work with Software

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    1. Re:Software is too plentiful by rudy_wayne · · Score: 3, Informative

      Dave Winer laments the lack of serious software reviews

      I lament the lack of serious software.

          It's all useless, poorly written crap. More and more I find myself being forced to stay with older software because all the newest stuff is a big steaming pile of shit.

    2. Re:Software is too plentiful by contrapunctus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah I hate the new iWork too :)

    3. Re:Software is too plentiful by smooth+wombat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's all useless, poorly written crap

      My sentiments exactly. Whether you're talking software written by multi-billion dollar companies such as Oracle or SAP, to smaller companies or homegrown software, the current state of software is abysmal.

      "Throw more RAM at it!" is the usual response, as if that solves the underlying problem. Worse, you can have identical machines and get different results when installing the same piece of software.

      The biggest problem is no one is held accountable for this nonsense. Unlike building a bridge where you can check to see if the designers did their job, the engineers did their job and the construction folks did their job, there is nothing similar in software. At best, you have to wait for a patch which might, maybe, possibly, fix some issues, but then again, maybe not.

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    4. Re:Software is too plentiful by ibwolf · · Score: 2

      More and more I find myself being forced to stay with older software because all the newest stuff is a big steaming pile of shit.

      Unfortunately, it has also been my experience that new != improved when it comes to software these days.

    5. Re:Software is too plentiful by Medievalist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In days of old, before the Black Ships came and the secret of hose gartering that never ravels was lost and forgotten, Niklaus Wirth figured this out and bequeathed us Wirth's Law.

      Back when the building RSX-11 executables larger than one MB that would consistently execute in real time required manually mapping memory for the taskbuilder step, software engineers had to write rockin' code just to survive in the field. We were all computer scientists by necessity. Today, though, the barrier is pretty low; just slap together a bunch of Java modules some anonymous 13-year-old wrote in a GUI and call it programming.

  2. We need reliable reviews by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most reviews are shills ... companies have whole departments dedicated to getting bloggers to post sham reviews ...

    1. Re:We need reliable reviews by interkin3tic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Indeed. I was trying to research which phone to get this morning on my ipad. Click farms, popup ads, articles which are clearly nothing more than ads. And a few reviews by people who spend wayyyyy too much time thinking about mobile phones. "The bevel was UNACCEPTABLY bumpy, but the WORST PART was the PURELY DECORATIVE SCREWS! Negative a billion points out of five!"

      I guess if your job is to talk about phones, and all the phones are pretty similar, it's very easy to develop strong opinions about trivial details. Oblig XKCD

    2. Re:We need reliable reviews by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is what happened with the games review sites GameStop and IGN. Nobody trusts their reviews after the long-rumored suspicions about getting paid for good reviews turned out to be true in some cases.

      Today most VG reviews are video reviews like Angry Joe or Zero Punctuation. And then we see things like TotalBiscuit's unfavorable review of Gary's Incident got taken down for DMCA violations even after he was sent a key code for the game to produce a review. Its a shame that an industry that has more revenue in a single title than any Hollywood release (GTA V) has such a problem.

      And yet the VG review community is vastly larger than the software review community!

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    3. Re:We need reliable reviews by cheesybagel · · Score: 2

      I go to GSM Arena usually.

    4. Re:We need reliable reviews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, which software needs to be reviewed? If you're talking about the apps in Microsoft Office, then you compare them to...what? the various open-source alternatives? OK. Well, that review is going to be inherently biased depending on the review's default audience. The Open-source (read: Linux) world already hates Office and Microsoft. the non-Linux environment really has no viable alternative to compare it against, as all of its past competitors in that space have fallen away (WordPerfect, Lotus, et al). You may have your business, and decide to use Libre Office. Great for you and your 2 employees. A Fortune 500 company with 50,000+ employees moving off of Office? Not going to happen.

      Then, you get into case studies. of course using Microsoft Word for publishing & layout is full of fail. it's been that way for more than 20 years. Word users barely grasp the concept of styles, so they continually just manually format everything, including using spaces and tabs to layout text. MS doesn't make the ruler bar visible by default anymore in Word. They long ago obfuscated the menus that modified the basic structure of a document (section breaks, etc. The commands are still there, but you'll need to find them and customize the ribbon-bar for yourself).

      As much as Microsoft Access gets scoffed at, at least it's still true to what it does. At its core still works and is used the same way it always has been, if only through some relatively benign neglect. And unless you're truly a database geek, all the talk about database concepts is...geekery. And the database pros in the company will be able to work with it to upscale things, even if they have to plug their noses to do it (unlike FileMaker Pro).

      So, what else, then? Web browsers? OK, there isn't really an "application" one can use with a web browser, so you're left expounding on vapid "experiences", really. If you want to use something that works in Chrome but not IE, Safari or Mozilla, then fine. If you need to use things that only work through IE (e.g., SonicWall firewall remote connections...), then, well, IE "wins", right? Or do you review Angry Birds compatibility in web browsers (chrome.angrybirds.com)?

      Then look at Ed Bot's recent rant against GMail... that does not advertise for this space eitiher.

      What else is there to compare, then? Evernote? Um. OK. So, then, which competitors do you compare it against? iOS only? android? both + Windows?

      So about the only place left where semi-objective reviews seem to be done are for enterprisy vertical apps. Which is "better", SAP, PeopleSoft, Oracle Financials, Microsoft Dynamics?

      But these are difficult to do. InfoWorld used to try and do these back when, including rating installation and setup of the different platforms, configuring the app for some imagined workload and business configuration, then running some basic functionality and rating the ability to do some customizations. At some point, the reviewer has to rely on the company's sales engineers to do a bunch of stuff.

      Those reviews are/were done in the appropriate places, but again, they're for CTOs etc to look at, really. The end-user is going to have relatively equally sucky experiences with all of them.

    5. Re:We need reliable reviews by tippe · · Score: 2

      I've started noticing that some iphone and android apps are "bribing" (to use a harsh but accurate term) their users to give 5-star reviews in return for some locked-out functionality in their free app. When I was on iphone I had downloaded some media player app (PlayerXtreme I think it was called) that nagged me every once in a while for this ("Get unlocked pro features if you give us 5 stars on itunes..."), and more recently I've seen this on an app I downloaded off of Google play. Some companies don't need to pay a whole department to write sham reviews, they get their very own users to do it, for free! If this continues, you eventually won't even be able to trust reviews by real users...

    6. Re:We need reliable reviews by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      You may have your business, and decide to use Libre Office. Great for you and your 2 employees.

      I'm quite sure H&R Block has far, far more than 2 employees, and they get along just fine with OpenOffice.

  3. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No. Siskel and Ebert rocked don't get me wrong, but we have a thing now called the Internet and google which can pretty well give you any info you want on most software out there. Anything in a newspaper or magazine is going to be influenced by $$$ anyway while the Internet is typically pretty damn raw

    1. Re:No by MightyYar · · Score: 2

      You are right, though companies are learning how to game online reviews. I think you had to be in a certain age demographic to appreciate Siskel and Ebert. I grew up in the 80s, and they always seemed fuddy-duddy... my humor was sophomoric and theirs was not, so they panned every comedy that I ever loved as a kid. This makes sense, since they were a lot older than me :)

      Here they are panning "Ferris Bueller's Day Off". I mean, damn. At least Roger defends it a bit, though by giving a backhanded slap at slapstick comedy... hey! I like slapstick!

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  4. Ebert already rated software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    He declared games to be even more creatively bankrupt than movies, and came up with the Boulder Pledge. ("Under no circumstances will I ever purchase anything offered to me as the result of an unsolicited e-mail message. Nor will I forward chainletters, petitions, mass mailings, or virus warnings to large numbers of others. This is my contribution to the survival of the online community.")

    The really funny thing to me is that computer games are pretty much the only sector of software with something even approaching a regular review/rating system, and they have long acknowledged that their "Roger Ebert" is either not writing reviews or hasn't been born yet. For other software you have to rely on advertisements disguised as reviews in PCMag et al.

    1. Re:Ebert already rated software by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ebert argues that unlike movies, video games can never really be considered works of art. Whether or not he is right is beside the point; I say he comes off as being rather conceited, since he reviews works of entertainment, not art, even though an entertaining movie could in time be considered a work of art as well. Perhaps he is not interested in video games, but in that case why not just say so instead of implying that games are not worth the time of a serious reviewer.

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    2. Re:Ebert already rated software by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Because he has actual point he argues, and they are good one.
      I'm not saying right or wrong, only that they are worth thinking about.
      It's not like he said "Bah, video games aren't art ..cause."

      really I think there is a false comparison going on.

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    3. Re:Ebert already rated software by John.Banister · · Score: 2

      I think there's a reason for this. Games, like movies, have a lot of different offerings in the same basic "I want to spend time being entertained" category of human endeavor. With most software, you don't even care about the reviews unless you are first interested in the task that the software enables. Once you are, then a visit to the search engine quickly puts you in touch with some valuable opinions, and it's ok that they're fragmented all over the place, because search generally works, once you're interested in acquiring software to enable some particular task.

    4. Re:Ebert already rated software by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

      Everytime I watch something like 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Rules of the Game or Rear Window, I get something I have never gotten from playing a video game.

      I get that a lot of movies are just brainless entertainment, which is fine, sometimes I enjoy numbing my brain on something like Aquateen Hunger Force: The Movie, but a few days ago I rewatched Kurosawa's Ran and stood in awe of one of the greatest auteurs the world has ever seen.

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    5. Re:Ebert already rated software by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      He also seems to miss the fact that many of those movies he reviewed struggle to meet the definition of art. However, because some films are art he concludes that all of them are at least related to art. There are people in the literary world too, who will quickly distance themselves from anything related to science fiction or fantasy or romance, while praising books and authors that actually fit in those categories (the magical realism genre, or the 1984 novel, or anything by Margaret Atwood or Neil Gaiman or Kurt Vonnegut).

      We have had some games that could be considered art, such as A Mind Forever Voyaging. I'd add Planescape: Torment as well. Ie, they make you stop and think about complex subjects the way very few movies manage to do. We have games written by authors or as collaborations with authors (I Have No Mouth But I Must Scream).

      So while the typical story-on-rails shooter game may not be art, any more than the typical summer blockbuster movie, that doesn't mean there's no art to be found in either.

      For a movie critic in a newspaper, chances are most of them have a college degree in writing or a background in theater or something in the past that gives them a bit of legitimacy. For most online game reviewers I get the impression that they got the job because they happened to be there at the time, or else they're just freelancers as a side job.

  5. From the wocka, wocka dept. by no_such_user · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perhaps Statler and Waldorf...

  6. Software is reviewed by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 2

    All kinds of places review Games and Apps.
    If your a professional there are long articles written about each upgrade for your tool suite.
    There are lots of long articles about each change to Facebook, Yahoo, and Google.
    So what is left? I don't use that much software outside of work and play. Tax software?

  7. Hell, MOVIES need a Siskel and Ebert! by TWiTfan · · Score: 2

    Are there even any TV movie critics left now? It sucks because I have to root around online to learn about quality indies now. It used to be I just had to watch Siskel and Ebert once a week.

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  8. Byte by Austrian+Anarchy · · Score: 5, Informative

    In the 1980s I did not go to the NYT for software reviews, I went to Byte and other serious magazines for that information.

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  9. Depends on the kind of software by SirGarlon · · Score: 2

    If you're talking about games or entertainment (iTunes, etc.) then a duo like Siskel and Ebert would be very helpful. When it comes to operating systems and productivity applications, I would prefer an approach more like Consumer Reports.

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    1. Re:Depends on the kind of software by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 2

      We already have a games and entertainment review board. It's called the RIAA and MPAA and Nintendo.

  10. Mac Word 6.0 by David Pogue by methano · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I knew that the future of reliable reviews at the NYT was over when David Pogue gave MS Word 6.0 for the Mac a good review. It's almost universally seen as one of the worst software upgrades in history.

    I emailed him and told him I was disappointed.

  11. review are moot... upgrade cycles by recharged95 · · Score: 2

    With upgrade cycles within months, why review something that gets added features within a year.

    In the old days, you made an investment with s/w products, cause the refactor/version cycles were in years. Now it's in months--for cloud apps, maybe weeks.

  12. Re:Won't work with FOSS. by Sarten-X · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think you're trolling, but as a FOSS advocate myself, I wish you were wrong.

    It's much like the problem of racism. After an advocate sees enough incidents of racism, every decision they don't like is suspected of being racial discrimination. Similarly, the myth that "you get what you pay for" is so pervasive that FOSS is often discriminated against, and there's a lot of money aimed at keeping it that way.

    FOSS advocates like myself often suspect a bias in bad reviews, partly because we've seen companies like Microsoft pay their shills to bash FOSS, and partly because even honest reviewers don't have any investment in the software they get for free. They'll often dismiss it at the slightest problem when a paid-for product would get a second chance. There's also the familiarity bias, where the latest version of a program will be rated highly because the reviewer's already familiar with older versions, but an alternative has slight differences that the reviewer doesn't understand. While the two packages may be equal to a new user, the reviewer will rate the one they're most familiar with higher. Since FOSS usually has a minority market share, this bias is often against it.

    The best way to avoid the rabid hordes of FOSS advocates is to have a professional writing style. Before writing any reviews, show a history of technical knowledge and a willingness to thoroughly examine everything new. In the reviews themselves, explain where and how you got the software (disclosing any conflicts of interest), and preferably also document how much prior experience you have with that program's other versions and competitors. In short, show us that you acknowledge your own faults.

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  13. there already are by magarity · · Score: 2

    I thought the Penny Arcade guys were the Siskel and Ebert of software reviews.

    1. Re:there already are by mjm1231 · · Score: 2

      I'll head there right now to check out their reviews of Office 2013 and some medical billing software packages I am considering... can't wait to see what they have to say!

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  14. You can't do real software reviews by onyxruby · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's absolutely impossible to do real software reviews of many software products without risking getting sued. This is due to the industry using NDA's for software that prohibit unapproved reviews. NDA's are why on release day you will all of a sudden see a plethora of reviews on release day. Reviews off of sites like Amazon are largely worthless due to the sheer number of shills and the most popular reviewers getting large quantities of merchandise for free.

    One merely needs to look at what happens with video games to know why. If you work for a video game magazine and give a scathing negative review you won't get selected to review the next product from that publisher. After a while you end up being unemployable as video game reviews have to be ready for release day. It doesn't take long to realize you have to carefully write about a game without pissing off the publishers. The net result is that pretty much every game review web site effectively becomes a shill for the publishers as they can't afford to miss out on day zero releases.

    Take your favorite site and select all their reviews and put them on a bell curve. Most (average) software should fall somewhere in the middle of their scale. In practice you will find many sites will give average reviews of a 7 or 8 on a 10 point scale. An honest site will fit the bell curve, a dishonest site will quickly be exposed by the bell curve distribution being shifted towards better scores. These problems are why some sites make claims about refusing to sign NDA's, they are showing that they have more integrity to give honest reviews.

    This can even extend through to things like operating systems where many beta or rtm releases have excluded the right to review the product without approval in exchange for getting an early release. One simply needs to review the history of Operating System releases to see the effect of reviewers that are afraid to piss up companies. Look back at Windows Me, Vista, Mac OS's before 10 and so on and you can find a plethora of initial approving reviews (ZD Net in particular comes to mind).

    The problem gets even worse with actual commercial software. Read your fine print from Oracle or any other commercial product and you will almost certainly find the license prohibits benchmarking and other similar activities that could be used for a review - especially for trial versions. In addition to license issues the cost for commercial software makes it unfeasible to purchase.

    Trying to review enterprise class software becomes even more unfeasible as you can't simply install it. In order to properly set it up you need a consultant who knows the product fairly well and that is cost prohibitive for a company that isn't even going to use it. Since enterprise software tends to include language in the EULA that prohibits unapproved reviews no consultant, who naturally depends on having a good relationship with the publisher, is going to help you if you might say critical things about it.

    So how do you get a real review of a product that your considering investing a lot of money in? Go to a conference or users group for the software, find an admin who's been using it and take them out to a nice dinner for an off the record review of how the product actually works.

  15. Software "previews" are way longer than a movie... by Alomex · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Part of the problem is that a critic can sit down for two hours watch a movie and write a meaningful review. This is not possible when it comes to software.

    Let me use a real life example: I was an early proponent of Java since my first few interactions with it in 1994 were positive. Only when I was is deep in the bowels of the beast did I start to see the problems: flawed parameter passing model, the "everything has to be an object" religion (which ironically is violated by built in data types), the "you must write a preamble bigger than COBOL's to have a well designed piece of code", the horrible graphics library that if first shipped with, etc.

    After that I realized that maybe moving to Java is not such a good idea after all. I think the popularity of C#/Haskell/Scala/C++11/Python are a result of this realization.

  16. Re:Won't work with FOSS. by Sarten-X · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's more like a vendor telling their client FUD myths so the FOSS option is never considered. Then the vendor only has to compete against their closed-source competitors (if any), and this FUD usually comes from the closed-source leader.

    As a personal example, I did some IT work for a small radio station. Our studio computers (to be used by hosts while recording shows) had simple requirements, boiling down to "a web browser and a text editor". A vendor representative told me outright that my plan for Linux desktops was unsuitable, because supposedly Linux can't run web browsers, only servers. He then offered to sell me Windows 7 Ultimate. That's the sort of manipulation that occurs daily, keeping the "FOSS isn't a serious option" perception in the purchasing public's mind.

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  17. MST3K Instead by khr · · Score: 4, Funny

    Instead of Siskel & Ebert maybe we need more of a Mystery Science Theater 3000 for software...

  18. No by jbmartin6 · · Score: 2

    Software needs an Edward Deming

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  19. Re:Won't work with FOSS. by Sarten-X · · Score: 2

    Your reading comprehension is failing.

    He alleges that advocates accuse reviewers of trolling. I don't address that allegation at all. Rather, I think his entire post was itself written in a trolling manner, but did raise a valid concern. Yes, FOSS advocates are often accusatory, because often there is journalistic misconduct involved. My proposed solution is the same standard as applies to any professional writing: Conflicts and biases should be addressed, and the writer should have expertise in the field before trying to claim authority on the subject. That goes for paid-for software reviews, FOSS reviews, sports commentary, and any other writing where an opinion is expressed.

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  20. Does the NYT review wrenches? by Shaterri · · Score: 3, Interesting

    With the exception of entertainment and the rare 'culturally relevant' application, the vast majority of software is primarily a tool to get its job done, rather than an item of artistic merit in its own right. The New York Times reviews are — for the most part — cultural reviews; they're not the appropriate venue for most software reviews.

    With that said, there are those exceptions where one can speak about the artistic or cultural merits of a piece of software, and my strong impression is that the Times has never really stopped speaking about those. The difference between the '80s and today is that at that point, there was so much less understood and so much more that was new in the world of software that a lot of what came out was of cultural relevance and worth talking about on those merits.

  21. Re:Won't work with FOSS. by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

    You're an idiot. FOSS-lovers have no problem bashing FOSS packages they don't like. Some prime examples are: GNOME3, Unity, KDE (much more during the early 4.0 series than now), systemd, Upstart, PulseAudio, Mono and anything written on top of it, Linux and its kernel (coming from the *BSD-lovers), HURD, and I'm sure there's plenty more I've missed. Go browse a Linux or FOSS-oriented forum sometime; you'll see no end of bickering about and criticism of various distros, software packages, languages, etc. This isn't to say some, or even perhaps a lot, of the criticism isn't well-founded, but FOSS-lovers are definitely not even remotely united in their advocation of FOSS software.