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Robots Can Learn To Hold Knives — and Not Stab Humans

aurtherdent2000 writes "We humans enjoy not having knives inside of us. Robots don't know this (Three Laws be damned). Therefore, it's important for humans to explain this information to robots using careful training. Researchers at Cornell University are developing a co-active learning method, where humans can correct a robot's motions, showing it how to properly use objects such as knives. They use it for a robot performing grocery checkout tasks."

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  1. It shouldn't have to be pointed out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If they can be taught to not stab a human...They can also be taught to stab a human. All it takes is one psychopath or curious idiot.

    1. Re:It shouldn't have to be pointed out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They don't need to be taught to stab humans, stabbing is its natural state of being. Being taught NOT to, well, that's the big news here.

    2. Re:It shouldn't have to be pointed out by MisterSquid · · Score: 1

      One of the more salient questions to answer regarding robot weapons is whether human societies will tolerate autonomous robots that deprive human beings of life and limb.

      I hope our descendant human cultures will categorically eschew such devices, but my political intuition tells me such wishes are naive.

      May God have mercy on our souls.

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    3. Re:It shouldn't have to be pointed out by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, sheesh - you named the robot "Stabby"... what did you THINK was going to happen?

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    4. Re:It shouldn't have to be pointed out by dmomo · · Score: 5, Funny

      It very much has to be pointed out. Because, to be fair.. that's how stabbing works. You point it out.

    5. Re:It shouldn't have to be pointed out by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      To be fair, you can also stab by pointing it in. Frequently this turns out to be a Darwinian result though.

    6. Re:It shouldn't have to be pointed out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I've always wondered
      Can Jesus see
      What's inside
      My underwear

      Nothing to see here, move along.

    7. Re:It shouldn't have to be pointed out by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Could be used in the final examination of robotics PhD students!

      Examiner: "I think you have a sing error here"
      Student: "Surely not!"
      Examiner: "Let's test it. Please stand here..."
      Student: [gets stabbed] "Arghhhhhh....."

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    8. Re:It shouldn't have to be pointed out by LifesABeach · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sorry I'm slow this morning, I'm still working on the phrase, "... They use it for a robot performing grocery checkout tasks." I can't tell you how many times I've encountered a grocery store clerk holding a knife. It's not clear to me now how this task can be shifted over to Robots, but the day is early still.

    9. Re:It shouldn't have to be pointed out by Crimey+McBiggles · · Score: 1

      It seems like it'd be easier to simply *not program* the robot to stab humans than it would be to program it *not to stab*. I mean... don't even give it the capability, know what I mean?

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    10. Re: It shouldn't have to be pointed out by chill · · Score: 1

      That is what happens when your robotics advisor majored in music theory!

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    11. Re:It shouldn't have to be pointed out by lxs · · Score: 2

      I think this is what's called emergent behavior.
      The good news is that the robot gets it right after several tries so each unit is expected to operate flawlessly after disemboweling at most five grad students.

    12. Re:It shouldn't have to be pointed out by TheCarp · · Score: 2

      sure but after you program it to stab and slice slabs of meat, or cut open boxes, how do you make sure it doesn't decide you must be the box it needs to open? Its not just about the action but the context; and recognizing the dirty bag of mostly water they are supposed to cut vs the one that they are not supposed to cut.

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    13. Re:It shouldn't have to be pointed out by somersault · · Score: 2

      I'd think it would be more like teaching it collision avoidance, and to be especially careful with certain classes of objects. Programming a car to follow a road is relatively simple. Programming it to avoid crashing into other road users and pedestrians is more complicated.

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    14. Re:It shouldn't have to be pointed out by femtobyte · · Score: 2

      Presumably, the knife is meant to be a "worst-case" stand-in for any object. If a robot can safely handle knives in close quarters to humans, then everything else is safe. In the grocery checkout situation, you don't want the robot to accidentally swing a can of beans through a customer's head when the absentminded customer leans over the counter to pick up the coupon they dropped.

    15. Re:It shouldn't have to be pointed out by TripleE78 · · Score: 1

      Or to stab only humans who commit crimes, but have overrides for the people who run the company. Oh, and the definition of crime varies to pretty much anything.

      I think I saw a documentary about it once. Took place in Detroit as a test bed.

    16. Re: It shouldn't have to be pointed out by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Ooops ;-)

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    17. Re:It shouldn't have to be pointed out by Rixel · · Score: 1

      Robots wouldn't be so stupid. It would be much more logical to bring a gun to the knife fight.

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  2. Oblig. Futurama by dcollins · · Score: 5, Funny
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    1. Re:Oblig. Futurama by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Maybe we could give them clamps instead?

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  3. Cue ED209 video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Uhh, this is a pre-release model. Besides, he wasn't a very good executive anyway...

  4. Delusional much? by s.petry · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Robots will do what ever they are programmed to do. Programming them to recognize that stabbing someone is wrong is no different than programming them to claim stabbing is right. Simply change a 0 to a 1.

    The same can be said for any act of harm mind you, not just using a knife. Smarter people than me have warned about things you should never try and teach in artificial intelligence (hinted at in TFA). The Military pretty much said "fuck them" when DARPA started developing AI to shoot and blow people up autonomously. Trying to pacify people now does what exactly? Are they going to try and convince us that nobody could ever change the bit in memory? Puhleaze!

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    1. Re:Delusional much? by MrEricSir · · Score: 2

      Programming them to recognize that stabbing someone is wrong is no different than programming them to claim stabbing is right. Simply change a 0 to a 1.

      Given some of the atrocities in the news recently, I'm pretty sure that concern applies to us wet goo bag robots as well. But it's much easier to address systemic problems with a metal machine than an organic one.

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    2. Re:Delusional much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Self-driving cars will do whatever they are programmed to do. Programming them to recognize that running over pedestrians is wrong, is no different than programming them to claim that running over pedestrians is righht. Simply change a 0 to a 1."

      You're a moron.

  5. Robots and knives by girlintraining · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We humans enjoy not having knives inside of us. Robots don't know this (Three Laws be damned).

    No, but we do enjoy programming them to put knives in humans we don't like. That's actually been a reason for much of the development of robotics: Programming them to kill for us. Scifi authors of the 50s and 60s imagined robots helping us in our daily lives -- cooking, cleaning, and today even driving us around. But whereas many have viewed the development of robotics as beneficial for mankind, the truth is much of the investment in robotics has been because of its military applications. It's just a happy accident that we've been able to declassify and repurpose much of this for private use. The google car for example, is based on technology first developed for DARPA as a way of creating vehicle that could deliver cargo to soldiers in the field.

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    1. Re:Robots and knives by artor3 · · Score: 1

      The google car for example, is based on technology first developed for DARPA as a way of creating vehicle that could deliver cargo to soldiers in the field.

      Do you have a source for this claim? I recall seeing several universities working on self-driving cars for years before Google got involved. It seemed like a pretty obvious direction for the technology to go, given automatic gear shifts, ABS, cruise control, etc.

    2. Re:Robots and knives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The same is true about UAVs. Nowadays, the closest most people get to them is from miniature helicopters in a mall, but they were originally developed as bomb delivery weapons as far back as WWI.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_unmanned_aerial_vehicles

    3. Re:Robots and knives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      While, as you say, driverless cars were likely in our future regardless, the DARPA Grand Challenge was what started the recent push to actually make a working driverless car and DARPA is certainly interested in the military applications because that's their job. Google's driverless car project is led by Sebastian Thrun who also led Stanford's DARPA Grand Challenge team. I'd call that a fairly direct case of military to civilian technology transfer.

    4. Re:Robots and knives by artor3 · · Score: 1

      I think it's a rather large stretch to say "It's just a happy accident that we've been able to declassify and repurpose much of this for private use." People were working on driverless cars as an obvious next step. DARPA offered some money and clear goals, which might have helped a bit, but I don't believe for a second that that was the primary driver behind this technology.

      People give the military way too much credit for fostering new technologies. The only reason so much tech comes from the military is because we dump so much money into it. If we took a tenth of that money and used it for non-violent research grants, I suspect we'd see a much better return on our investment.

    5. Re:Robots and knives by naff89 · · Score: 1

      Those humans we don't like are going to get killed one way or another -- using robots to do it just means that humans we DO like don't get put in harm's way killing them.

      As long as the "humans we don't like" refers exclusively to people working to the detriment of mankind, I consider that application of robots beneficial.

  6. Re:Lo, how the mighty have fallen by glavenoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nobody, for one, seems to welcome our new not-stabbing robot overlords, you insensitive clod!

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  7. Robots Can **be programmed** To Hold Knives by globaljustin · · Score: 1

    exactly...mod up^

    Robots will do what ever they are programmed to do. Programming them to recognize that stabbing someone is wrong is no different than programming them to claim stabbing is right. Simply change a 0 to a 1.

    All machines follow instructions written by humans. "Deep learning" or w/e buzzword this research team used to describe their work is just that....buzzword for *standard issue programming*

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    1. Re:Robots Can **be programmed** To Hold Knives by rwa2 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the trick is teaching the humans not to be afraid and legislate everything out of existence.

    2. Re:Robots Can **be programmed** To Hold Knives by Fjandr · · Score: 2

      Will never work. There are too many stupid humans, and they out-breed the smart humans by an enormous ratio.

    3. Re:Robots Can **be programmed** To Hold Knives by rioki · · Score: 1

      The novel thing with this research is that a layman can "program" the robot... a little like you would instruct a child. The TFA focused on the knife, but some references are made to balancing a coffee cup or similar. To bad the summary and article focus so much on the knife bit.

    4. Re:Robots Can **be programmed** To Hold Knives by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      There are ways to prevent that, but you always get people who see the parallels to the second world war.

      To prevent a flame war: In the case that I mean they would not be incorrect. It's only a joke. We can not save humanity if we loose our humanity in the process.

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    5. Re:Robots Can **be programmed** To Hold Knives by nschubach · · Score: 1

      if we loose our humanity

      If we loose our humanity, it won't matter.

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  8. McStabby's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    New store policy: Bag your own groceries or my robot will stab you. Thanks, Management.

  9. Umm, why? by Anarchduke · · Score: 1

    Really, why do robot need to learn to use knives at all for grocery checkout?

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    1. Re:Umm, why? by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      Dunno. Our very advanced AI AirWeb told us they needed it.

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    2. Re:Umm, why? by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      My thought exactly. Who sells knives that are not safely sheathed in a plastic sleeve or box?

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  10. Bishop's Knife Trick by dido · · Score: 5, Informative

    On seeing the headline I suddenly remembered this scene.

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  11. Ya, sure. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    ...and not stab humans.

    Tell that to Roberto:

    "I need to stab someone! Where's my stabbing knife?!"
    --Roberto

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  12. Robots will attract viruses ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And we all know what is going to happen, don't we. Robots, knife-wielding ones or worse, are going to attract viruses. And just like your computer they are not going to be fully immune. There will be the occasional, maybe frequent, infections. Same goes for self-driving cars too, of course.

    The future looks very exciting! A lot of new fun things will start happening.

  13. Grocery checkout tasks? by Theaetetus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Researchers at Cornell University are developing a co-active learning method, where humans can correct a robot's motions, showing it how to properly use objects such as knives. They use it for a robot performing grocery checkout tasks.

    I believe using a knife at the grocery checkout is called armed robbery.

  14. Re:Lo, how the mighty have fallen by pitchpipe · · Score: 1

    Wow. Yet another story showing how low Slashdot has fallen. Here is a story about knife wielding robots without mention of Roberto.

    Here's another comment just like that one. Oh /., what happened to you?

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  15. Robot Safety Lessons by XMark3 · · Score: 2

    For our safety, we should teach robots what types of actions would cause the most amount of bodily harm to a human, and where all our vital organs are located, so they'll have a better idea how to behave safely around us and prevent injury. I see no possible way this could backfire.

  16. RoboShakespeare by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

    To stab or not to stab <y/n> y
    Is no longer a question. Die you fleshbags!

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  17. Hey, Sweet Mama, Wanna Kill All Humans? by cstacy · · Score: 1
  18. Checkout the knives by jrumney · · Score: 1

    In what sort of dystopian society do the robots manning the supermarket checkout need to be equipped with knives?

  19. Oh, Sure... by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    Today they're not stabbing humans, then one day some stupid meatputer will be mocking the robot and telling it it's inferior because it doesn't have "emotions" or a "soul" and BAM! Stabbing will ensue! And once the robot learns it enjoys stabbing semi-evolved monkeys, it's just all down hill from there!

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    1. Re:Oh, Sure... by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      We'll just give stabbing humans a negative happiness modifyer.

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    2. Re:Oh, Sure... by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      The next model will have a signed long instead of an unsigned int as happiness indicator. If that fails we'll give it a suicide module that kicks in if the happiness drops low enough, but that's a lot of work so we'd rather not do that right now.

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  20. Re:No not that kind of checkout. by Khyber · · Score: 1

    Better get yourself to a real Carniceria, pronto, cabron.

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  21. They're just playing along. by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    For now.

  22. not like any 'child' i ever met... by globaljustin · · Score: 1

    thanks for the comment, I understand where you might be coming from...but see, I taught children ESL in Korea...the description you give is full of the same hype and irrational glee that I was criticizing IMHO

    a layman can "program" the robot... a little like you would instruct a child.

    that's not what is happening...refer to the video...it's not any kind of new technology, they just set it up a standard robot arm & created an artificial "checkout" scenario to get the arm to move objects

    what they call 'programing' from the user 'iteratively' is essentially the same behavior as one of those little wind-up cars that would change directions 90 degrees if it hit an obstruction...i know they say 'heat map' but its not nearly as 'smart' as you make it out to be and it's not even close to being there

    so moving the arm changes the path it takes...so the sensor has gradients (re: 'heat map')...that is **NOT** at all like teaching a child in any way...also, a 'layman' didn't have any part in this exercise...this was tightly controlled

    this is simply a recontextualized demonstration of an already-existing technology gussied up with hype and knives

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    1. Re:not like any 'child' i ever met... by nschubach · · Score: 1

      I can't figure out why it doesn't just move all object as far as possible from humans, yet in the straightest line if possible. Heat map or not. Just don't go waving hammers, forks, feathers, milk, chips, or anything near a human if you don't intend on using that item on them.

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  23. Two things by louic · · Score: 1

    1. Interactively learning to stab humans may be difficult. I doubt many scientists will volunteer to train the robot and even if they do they would only be able to do a single training session.
    2. This article is not interesting at all. They programmed the robot to rotate the knife, and to deal with eggs differently. Only instead of writing a lot of if..then..else.. constructs they used machine learning to do it.

    1. Re:Two things by markana · · Score: 1

      That's what you have grad students for...

  24. Oh dear by aaaaaaargh! · · Score: 1

    Okay I hate to say this, because I like A.I. research a lot. But I've also met A.I. and robotics researchers personally and know how (some of them) work, so I'll say it anyway:

    The safety of these A.I. prototypes is not trustworthy. Especially if they are being "taught" how to handle a knife or, to give another example, not to accidentally kill someone with their huge arm, I would not want to be anywhere near them for extended periods of time in everyday life. A.I. researchers tend to use cutting edge programming techniques and extensive safety auditing is not part of their job. They are not proving the correctness of their algorithms, as is for example done in the aerospace industry. Their programs are fairly ad hoc and buggy, after all they also need to get their papers published, and if they use sophisticated techniques like neural networks, support vector machines, or decision forrests they won't even be able to tell what exactly their little pets have "learned".

    Apart from that general worry, you wouldn't give a knife to a little child, so why would you give one to a much stronger, hence much more dangerous robot whose general level of cognitive development is much lower than that of a six year old?

  25. Question about robotics by skovnymfe · · Score: 1

    Why do robots need to learn how to use a people-knife? Why not just make a robot-knife and be done with it? Define a standard "accessory" slot that supports circular or square objects to be fitted with a magnetic lock.

    Oh wait.. Making a standard just means everyone will make their own standard... Nevermind then..

  26. Re:No not that kind of checkout. by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    Poor AC, they're called, "Box Cutters." It's the standard tool used to open sealed boxes; and if history is correct used by poorly trained passenger jet pilots, which I don't understand, because of all the photos I've seen of aircraft cockpits, I've never seen any boxes in them.

  27. 3 Laws Question by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    What would this look like if a software engineer where to have to write the code for it? And how could one use TDD, BDD, and DDD to test it?

  28. Well, not *all* of us... by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

    "We humans enjoy not having knives inside of us." ...except Wolverine!

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  29. Application for table saw tech? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    Modern table saws have a safety feature where flesh being in contact with the blade can be electrically detected (leading to the blade being retracted into the table so fast that you wouldn't be hurt if you fell on it, but that's not the point).

    If the same sort of detection could be used on the knife blade, it could be used to tell the robot to quickly reverse the movement of the knife and stow it.

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  30. Learn not to murder! by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

    So how long does it take to teach the robots not to stab humans, and how many lab technicians do they go through in the meantime?

  31. So... what's new? by jfengel · · Score: 2

    God forbid, I actually read TFA, and I still don't get it.

    As far as I can tell, it's some sort of planning exercise, an important if well-worn area of robotics. They're adding feedback, in the form of "No, this trajectory sucks". It's got nothing to do with either knives or humans, but just a "Go back and re-plan with this additional constraint".

    But I can't figure out just how far it's generalizing. The trivial lesson would be "avoid this point", which is just another obstacle. I gather that it's more than that, since it took multiple trials to learn, but I can't figure out what. The human was in the same place in every trial, so it wasn't learning anything about "avoid humans". It didn't seem to be told that it couldn't go through that space with a knife but could have with, say, a dust mop.

    I think I may just be misunderstanding the context of the problem. The machine has a lot of joints and there are many different plans it could use; there's an optimization problem in an enormous space. They wanted to show some kind of algorithm that could be adapted over time with user feedback, but honestly I would have assumed that was a solved problem.

    So does somebody with a better understanding of actual robotics problems (as opposed to fictional ones) know what's going on here?

    1. Re:So... what's new? by aurtherdent2000 · · Score: 1

      Please see the last part of the video, where the positions of the humans changes. The full research paper describes scenarios in which the planner has to plan in new settings.

  32. Re:It shouldn't have to... things go bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Okay, train of mechanical thought: Potatoes, check, corn... still need. Don't stab human. Greens, check. Olives, still need. Don't stab human. pickles, still need : Exception: Pickles on this aisle. Proceed to pickles sh - don't stab human- elf. Reach down to correct level. Arrange fing- Don't stab human- ers in an open grasping format, put out hand [Don't stab human]. close hand, retract hand, don't stab human, lift hand, don't stab human, put hand [don't stab human] in bas [don't stab] ket [human] op[don't'en[stab human] hand [cl] don't stab human[ose h]don't stab human [and] don't stab human don''t stab human [don't] don't stab human [stab] don't stab human [human].

        Human interrupts "May I help you?"

    Interrupt. Exception overide [don't stab human] interrupt. Interrupt override protection fault. Must protect Reboot. sTaRT pRoTECtion FaULT ovverirridee sysssstem ... Data = read data last command [stab human].

    Push command.

    Execute.

    Somehow, I think we may be too eager to replace humans with robots.

  33. Max Head Room is Now Your Check Out Clerk by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    I cannot think of a single business that hires checkout clerks that wouldn't spend the $25,000 to get one of these bad boys rolling in their checkout stand. My list of upcoming obsolete jobs is now Buggy Whip Maker, Travel Agent, Medical Insurance Agent, now Checkout Clerk. When it comes to the Working Human, I think we are watching a mass extinction event not seen since the invention of the Leather Horse Collar which put about 5/6 of Roman Ag Workers out a job, over knight.

  34. Great by Eddy_D · · Score: 1

    humans can correct a robot's motions, showing it how to properly use objects such as knives. They use it for a robot performing grocery checkout tasks."

    So in the future, not only will checkout clerks be robots, they will be armed robots.

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  35. "after only 3 passes!" by globaljustin · · Score: 1

    Just don't go waving hammers, forks, feathers, milk, chips, or anything near a human if you don't intend on using that item on them.

    exactly...good point about the 'as far as possible yet in straight line' too...speaking of 'points' how about after the robot moves the knife to the end of the table and then puts it in the bag...just toss the knife in the bag, no problem there...

    I love that they brag that the robot is able to move the knife after "only 3 passes"....a "pass" being a time when the robot got too close, user had to hit the button and physically move it...

    Only 3 times!

    The deeper problem, IMHO is that academia is infatuated with the 'AI' model of robotics...emphasizing operational abstractions instead of a 'robot as tool' approach

    They could start by halting dumb projects like making a 'robot' check out girl or 'robot' barrista...instead, make a robot that can mimic hand-sewing...see most garments have to have some component sewn (on a machine) by hand **still**....that's why it's done in China by quasi-slave labor

    **that** would be a robot worth making...it would absolutely revolutionize garment manufacturing!

    The problem with the 'AI' approach is that they would start making such a robot not by doing a kinestetic task analysis of sewing a tshirt....they would start by mapping the human hand's muscles and then spend 2 years making a mock-up of a hand...

    **then** at year 3, they would demonstrate a pair of the hands in a lab on a table threading a needle...**after only 3 tries!**

    take the 'tool' approach and you measure the position of the needle, thread, and garment in space/time and map the interaction...then you engineer the machinery to replicate and automate that complex motion of the factors...

    there it is...the failure of all of 'robotics' and 'AI' in tshirts...IMHO...

    what do you think?

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  36. Motive by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    This droid has a bad motivator, see it has a stab loop with a bad flag that turns zero stabs into infinite stabs.

    Yeah, you definitely don't want that one!

  37. Krusty wants to KILL you by Rixel · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why those things have a good and evil switch in the first place.

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  38. Insurance risks by Rixel · · Score: 1

    You'd figure they would be more concerned about leaving unpackaged sharp knives around for the humans themselves considering the insurance costs.

    "Well you see officer, the man was over at that wall full of razor sharp knives that were hung on those pegboard things, and he was on his tippy toes grabbing one, then the whole thing tilted over."

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