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Getting Evolution In Science Textbooks For Texas Schools

First time accepted submitter windwalker13th writes "Recently the New York Times ran an article highlighting the pull that a State Board in Texas holds over that state and rest of the Nation. Because of the unique way in which Texas picks school textbooks (purchasing large volumes of textbooks at once to be used for the next decade) publishers pander to this board to get their books approved. The board currently holds several members (6 of 28 who are known to reject evolution) who hold creationist views and actively work to ensure that the science textbooks do not use as strong language or must include "critical thinking" about possible alternate explanations for evolution."

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  1. ya know... by gandhi_2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Any old God can do speciation. But a TRULY awesome God? He automates it.

    1. Re:ya know... by WilliamGeorge · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, they were married - the first couple, wed by God. In fact, the passage in Genesis refers to the "man" (Adam) and his "wife" (Eve) for a long time before ever mentioning her name as being Eve!

      'Then the man said, “This at last is bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.” Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and they shall become one flesh. And the man and his wife were both naked and were not ashamed.'

      http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%202:23-25&version=ESV

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    2. Re:ya know... by bernz · · Score: 5, Informative

      The hebrew for wife and woman are the same word (isha).

    3. Re:ya know... by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Actually, the Bible is the most studied book in history, a large number of experts of all stripes have tried to rip it apart.

      The truth is, we have enough of the old texts that it has been shown that the actual edits in the bible are minor. They do exist, but the core of it is there.

      The biggest problem with the Bible? It is like Wikipedia without proper citations, it is a self-referencing work that doesn't provide any evidence for anything within other than itself.

      No one would accept such a source for anything else today, but for some reason the Bible is accepted as fact.

    4. Re:ya know... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually, they were married - the first couple, wed by God. In fact, the passage in Genesis refers to the "man" (Adam) and his "wife" (Eve) for a long time before ever mentioning her name as being Eve!

      'Then the man said, “This at last is bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.” Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and they shall become one flesh. And the man and his wife were both naked and were not ashamed.'

      http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%202:23-25&version=ESV

      Then God was pleased, for he could cast the sinning Eve as the first human that the kind and loving God tossed into the lake of fire, to be tortured forever and ever, Amen.

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    5. Re:ya know... by VortexCortex · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The Lord Almighty, in his infinite wisdom, decided that instead of creating two separate humans, the first marriage would instead be between incestuous genetic twins.

    6. Re:ya know... by femtobyte · · Score: 3

      While the Hebrew portions of the biblical text do appear to have been fairly accurately preserved from sources dating back to a few centuries BC, the post you are replying to does have a good point with respect to citing English translations therefrom. Note the informative post above yours stating that Hebrew uses the same word for "wife" and "woman" (I can't personally verify this, since I don't know Hebrew). In this case, using "wife" in the English text to prove "they were already married" is highly sketchy.

    7. Re:ya know... by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 3, Informative
      You are of course correct...

      That being said, I'd consider that a change of word use more than anything else.

      50 years ago, "gay" meant "happy" far more than it meant "homosexual".

      Words have changed a lot over time, so using 21st century definitions to words that were written thousands of years ago is a bit insane.

      That all being true, putting it aside, my primary problem with the Bible is a lack of citations. It is a nice bedtime story, but there is nothing to cite to show any of it really happened. The only other texts that could be used as sources are largely provided by the Church itself, thus are unreliably biased.

      Note: This does not in any way make the Bible "wrong", it doesn't disprove anything. It is simply a point of fact, no more or less.

    8. Re:ya know... by devent · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The biggest problem with the bible is that it's not original. Jesus himself did not wrote anything, no author is known of any of the gospels, dates are guesses, and the bible was composed by committee with gospels removed and declared heretical.

      One example for the latter is the gospel of Judas. Declared as betrayer of Jesus in the canonical gospels, but in the found gospel of Judas he is loyal and played the most important role in Jesus crucifixion and the resulting resurrection.

      From Wikipedia:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gospel_of_Judas

      Those who are furnished with the immortal soul, like Judas, can come to know the God within and enter the imperishable realm when they die. Those who belong to the same generation of the other eleven disciples cannot enter the realm of God and will die both spiritually and physically at the end of their lives. As practices that are intertwined with the physical world, animal sacrifice and a communion ceremony centered around cannibalism (the symbolic consumption of Jesus' flesh and blood) are condemned as abhorrent.

      Of crucial importance is the author's understanding of Jesus' death. The other Gospels argue that Jesus had to die in order to atone for the sins of humanity. The author of Judas claims this sort of substitutionary justice pleases the lower gods and angels. The true God is gracious and thus does not demand any sacrifice. In the Gospel of Judas, Jesus's death is simply a final way for him to leave the realm of the flesh and return to the luminous cloud.

      So the majority of Christians are doing symbolic cannibalism and everyone except Judas and Jesus are going to die no matter what. No wonder the early Christians banned the gospel of Judas.

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    9. Re:ya know... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Then God was pleased, for he could cast the sinning Eve as the first human that the kind and loving God tossed into the lake of fire, to be tortured forever and ever, Amen.

      Except that God isn't "tossing" people into the lake of fire. Christian theology seems to suggest that people who willingly reject God are going to hell by their own hands.

      And those who never heard of God are likewise going to be in hell. As well as people who believe in other religions.. Even amongst the Christians, the Catholics are going to Hell, as well as the Baptists. I grew up in a strict Catholic family, with strict Baptist Grandparents. Oh, the fun I had as a child.

      It's not hard to sum it up. This God demands that you worship him. If you do, when you die, you will go to another place, where you will continue to worship him. If you do not worship him, you will be tortured forever.

      Pretty much sum it up?

      I always wondered what he would do if you decided not to worship him when you got to heaven. Or what if you lost a husband or wife in life, then got remarried, then re-met the original in heaven. Or divorce? Is sex not allowed in heaven? If it's for procreation only, then I guess it isn't. Or if it is, is the procreation bit waived? Or do some children get a free heaven pass by being born to people already in heaven? Do these children have no free will, or does that tie back to my question about him casting you out of heaven once you entered if you decided not to worship him any more? And is it adultery if you have sex with your original wife whom you lost through accident or misadventure? Or if not, that means that bigamy is okay in heaven?

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    10. Re:ya know... by dudpixel · · Score: 4, Informative

      The truth is, we have enough of the old texts that it has been shown that the actual edits in the bible are minor. They do exist, but the core of it is there.

      I know you probably know what you mean when you say that but it has the potential to be very misleading. Some naive christian will read that and think you mean that what we have are basically the "very words of God", which of course is not what you said.

      You may be referring to the similarities between the dead sea scrolls (dated to something like 300BCE - 50 CE) and the MT (masoretic text, earliest manuscripts around 9th century CE).

      Here's what wikipedia has to say:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Sea_Scrolls#Biblical_significance
      "The biblical manuscripts from Qumran, which include at least fragments from every book of the Old Testament, except perhaps for the Book of Esther, provide a far older cross section of scriptural tradition than that available to scholars before. While some of the Qumran biblical manuscripts are nearly identical to the Masoretic, or traditional, Hebrew text of the Old Testament, some manuscripts of the books of Exodus and Samuel found in Cave Four exhibit dramatic differences in both language and content. In their astonishing range of textual variants, the Qumran biblical discoveries have prompted scholars to reconsider the once-accepted theories of the development of the modern biblical text from only three manuscript families: of the Masoretic text, of the Hebrew original of the Septuagint, and of the Samaritan Pentateuch. It is now becoming increasingly clear that the Old Testament scripture was extremely fluid until its canonization around A.D. 100"

      (emphasis mine).

      So we know there were changes. Sometimes "dramatic" changes.

      So that's just the OT. What about the NT?

      Supposedly written within the latter half of the first century CE. The earliest fragment we have at present is from ~125CE and is the size of a credit card. The earliest complete manuscript is in the 4th century CE. The earliest gospels are I think late 2nd century.

      It's worth mentioning that there were no copy machines in those days. Everything was copied by hand. We don't have the original documents, because they have most likely not survived. We don't have the copies, nor the copies of the copies. What we do have is probably well down the line of copies and although we'd like to think we have something close to what was originally written, we have ABSOLUTELY NO WAY TO FIND OUT.

      Not only that, but we do have very solid evidence of tampering of other writings by christians, and also a lot of interpolation of writings by competing sects in the early 2nd century.

      How reliable is our English Bible today? Here's the real truth, NO ONE KNOWS. We can speculate that it's "fairly accurate" and "well preserved" but there is absolutely no way to be sure. So next time someone talks to you about needing faith, just remember that they first need faith that they're actually reading the right words...

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  2. Creationism = religion, not science. At all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Creationism" does not have ANY place in a scientific textbook. These people MUST be told to go soak their heads for 40 days and 40 nights under peer review.

    Education in sciences isn't up for a debate along the lines of "everything we're teaching has an equally plausible antithesis, if you're raised religious."

    This is bullshit taught to children with tax dollars in a secular environment. Kill it with fire.

  3. Re:News for Nerds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    How do you know that you weren't created 10 minutes ago, with your knowledge already in place?

  4. Science isn't critical thinking... by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well it is, but should be better considered as methodological thinking.

    If you want creationism in science, Then give us something we can test and verify to prove it. Otherwise we will stick to what the evidence shows us.

    If it is wrong, then we are wrong, however there isn't evidence to show that yet.

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    1. Re:Science isn't critical thinking... by Nemyst · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Are you serious? By that token large swathes of astrophysics, geology, biology and more are also "unverifiable". I'll disregard the "proved" point since science isn't about proving things.

      Look, it's not because you can't run an experiment in a lab that you can't verify a theory. There is a colossal body of work around the study of genetics and the relationships between species (including extinct ones thanks to paleontology). If you think that all of this work isn't enough verification, then you probably don't think anything science has ever done is verified, either. The truth of the matter is that evolution is one of the most verified theories we've ever conceived and the only reason it's still disputed to this day is because it contradicts a book of parables written thousands of years ago.

    2. Re:Science isn't critical thinking... by danlip · · Score: 3, Informative

      There is no difference between macroevolution and microevolution. It is a false dichotomy invented by creationists, i.e. all evolution that has been observed in recorded history (and there is a lot) and all evolution that can be tested in a lab (which has been done) is called microevolution, and therefore macroevolution is by its very definition not verifiable. But the definition is bullshit.

  5. I'm Okay With This by KermodeBear · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm okay with any theory being in a science textbook as long as there is some kind of scientific backing.

    Evolution has some scientific backing. It should be in a science textbook. It's science, after all.

    If someone can find some real scientific support for creationism, that's great. You can put that into the science textbook, too.

    Until then, whether you believe in creationism, intelligent design, evolution, some kind of mixture of that, or something else entirely, you have to accept that only science should be in a science textbook.

    You don't have to agree with the science. It is just a way of understanding the world, after all, but a science book should have science in it, and not have non-science.

    As an analogy, it probably doesn't make a lot of sense to drop the teachings of Hinduism into a new revised copy of the Koran. The Koran is an Islamic text; the Hindu teachings really don't have much of a place there. Doesn't matter which one you believe to be correct, if any. It's just information existing in its proper context.

    So please, Texas education people, it doesn't matter what you believe. It's all about putting things where they belong. You can believe whatever you want, I really don't care (unless you want to kill me or something, then there's a problem), but don't put non-science into a science book. It just doesn't belong.

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    1. Re:I'm Okay With This by Jason+Levine · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And if you really want to teach a religious creation myth in a public school, put it in a World History, Comparative Religions, or Philosophy class - preferably alongside some other creation myths so you can compare and contrast.

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    2. Re:I'm Okay With This by gnasher719 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How do you define "science"? The scientific method demands that a theory be testable and reproducible in the laboratory. Macroevolution isn't testable and reproducible. It is arguably more like a theory of HISTORY.

      There is no requirement for testability _in the laboratory_. Starting with Galileo, who didn't stay in a lab but climbed up the tower of Pisa. Speed of light measurements involving Jupiter's moons. And so on. This sounds like a typical creatonist argument again. So superficially convincing and utterly wrong.

  6. Rename it.. by craznar · · Score: 3, Funny

    .. just like the Christians renamed 'creation' to Intelligent Design, maybe it is time to rename 'evolution' to something else.

    Note - that just like the Christians renamed their's to 'sound' more scientific, we have to rename Evolution to sound more 'religious'.

    Maybe "God and Nature's Excellent Adventure" or something.

    Suggestions anyone ?

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    1. Re:Rename it.. by femtobyte · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "Intelligent Metaprogramming"?

      side note --- I do object to the overly-broad generalization that "Christians" renamed came up with the "Intelligent Design" name. Pathological lying scum who are a small subset of Christianity came up with the "Intelligent Design" obfuscation. As a Christian, and one with no qualms about calling out intellectually dishonest politically motivated liars for what they are, I don't like getting reflexively lumped in with those frauds.

    2. Re:Rename it.. by SJHillman · · Score: 4, Funny

      For every creature you can argue in favor of intelligent design because of some cool, complex and very useful trait, there are a dozen species that make you go "What in the bloody hell? How is that thing still alive?"

      The State Board in question is known to contain at least six of the latter creatures.

  7. Re:Double standards... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They also have double-standards when they say "teach creationism" because they want THEIR version of creationism taught and not an American Indian, Norse, Greek, Islamic, Wiccan, or any other creation myth.

    Is a pair of double-standards called quadruple standards?

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  8. Re:I believe in both. God, and evolution. by KermodeBear · · Score: 3, Interesting

    For those with the inclination to read it, The Universe in a Single Atom is a great book about where science and faith meet, how they can learn from each other, and how they're really not at odds. One of the more interesting books I've read in a long time.

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  9. Re:Double standards... by jfbilodeau · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Is a pair of double-standards called quadruple standards?"

    If you can't make Creationism a science, then make it a standard. AIG should go to ISO instead of the Texas school board.

    ISO-6000BC, here we come!

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  10. Re:Creationism = religion, not science. At all. by h4rr4r · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you start with assumptions about the outcome you don't have science.

    It is a philosophy not a science.

  11. Re:News for Nerds... by jeffmflanagan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The article should mention that the concerned reviewer is an idiot. I'm so tired of the media pretending that "superstitious yahoo" is a point of view, and the truth lies half-way between our best understanding of the world and right-wing religious derp.

  12. Re:Double standards... by jeffmflanagan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why did you reply "So True" to something deeply stupid said by an anonymous creationist nutjob?

    "Evolutionist" makes about as much sense as "round-earthist." It's just derp from religious nuts who can't deal with reality. There is no scientific conspiracy to pretend that gods don't exist. It's just that zero gods have presented themselves, so we're pretty sure that they're imaginary just like the rest of the supernatural.

  13. Re:Creationism = religion, not science. At all. by TheMeuge · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Creationist is not a system of scientific thought. Neither is "intelligent design". The whole concept of a scientific system is that it makes no assumptions, beyond being able to attain accurate and true measurements. Teaching "intelligent design" is a gross intellectual dishonesty because it IS an excuse to teach religion. Once you "presuppose" a specific world view, you've negated any concept of science.

    I have faith, I even believe in God. Yet I'm a scientist, and I think I will utterly fail both faith and science if they are ever allowed to meet in my head. Once is a philosophical framework for the world. One is a structure of strict mathematics and logic. They have nothing to do with one another, and every time someone tries to bulldoze scientific education with their narrow-minded unimaginative worldview that does truly derive solely from a n-thousand-year-old book, it makes me cringe.

    If I want to teach my kids religion, I'll do it, or I'll send them to temple, or a religious school. Please don't teach them YOUR version of a specific world view in public school.

  14. Re:Creationism = religion, not science. At all. by Defenestrar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is bullshit taught to children with tax dollars in a secular environment. Kill it with fire.

    I think you'll find that the sentiment is pretty equally shared by Christians who are willing to actually study and think about their scriptures. After all, it makes it pretty hard to talk to someone about what one finds important (i.e. religion) when you're called by the same name as a vocal group which is (rightly) identified as deniers of reality. Augustine (an early church father and pretty universally acknowledged formalizer of Christian doctrine) wrote in AD 400:

    If we think of these days which are marked by the rising and the setting of the sun, this was perhaps not the fourth but the first day, so that we may suppose the sun to have risen at the time it was made and to have set at the time the other luminaries were made. But those who understand that the sun is still shining somewhere else when it is night with us, and that it is night somewhere else when the sun is with us, will search out a more sublime manner of counting these days."

    AUGUSTINE - UNFINISHED LITERAL COMMENTARY ON GENESIS 14 (43)

    This literal 24 hour reading of Genesis is not a new phenomena, but it will continue because it is natural for people to either lazily read, or to avoid questions which may fundamentally challenge their faith (they would say: better a saved ignoramus than to face the dangers inherent in asking questions). The latter can be recognized as an attitude which is actually strongly criticized by the New Testament writer Paul.

  15. Re:Double standards... by supercrisp · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have no problem addressing theories of divine creation in a humanities class. It's an appropriate topic for religion, philosophy, history, etc.. But it's a problem in a science classroom. There's a limited amount of time, and students in science class should be investigating ideas that are falsifiable, amenable to the scientific method. If we want to do creationism, AWESOME! Let's bust out Aquinas, Duns Scotus, Roger Bacon and the whole fat lot and throw up against Lyell and his gang. It'd be an awesome scrap. But, again, today's public school curricula really give very little time to science, and I'd frankly rather students learn the mechanisms of science in science class. SCIENCE. Which is based, in terms of the history of ideas, in skepticism and materialism--granted, with fat doses of mostly counterproductive hoo-ha metaphysics, but SCIENCE!!! (The last two instances of all-caps should be performed in the voice of Thomas Dolby.)

  16. Re:The irony is that. . . by femtobyte · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well, characterizing AGW using words like you do ("weak evidence collected over a few decades, and it is still being hotly debated") does show a lack of critical thinking and understanding of the best-evidence-available scientific consensus on AGW. The scientists researching these topics overwhelmingly agree that the evidence is strong, not weak, for global warming (significantly outside natural cycles) due to anthropogenic effects. The "hotly debated" stuff is in the finer details --- exactly what feedback mechanisms contribute, and how much; etc. Just as you can find some token PhD-holding academics who will *still* deny evolution and push creationism, you can find a few eccentrics who outright reject the basics of AGW; but this is no more "hotly debated" in the field than creationism versus evolution is "hotly debated" in evolutionary biology labs. AGW is not "gospel," but portraying it in the opposite side --- as a "weakly supported" hypothesis in contentious debate --- marks you as an ignorant shill.

  17. Re:Won't this problem vanish with micropublishing? by Glothar · · Score: 3, Informative

    Why is this still a problem. Why can't the publisher's do a special run of their text books for Texas that includes whatever rubbish Texas wants, and then provide decent text books for everyone else?

    Because its cheaper to just create a book that includes all the rubbish Texas wants and force everyone else to buy it, too.

  18. Re:The irony is that. . . by femtobyte · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm sorry, quoting a page from fringe shill sources ("Principia Scientifica International") doesn't demonstrate scientific understanding of the issues. What you're doing is like "disproving" evolution by showing that it's hotly debated on Creationist websites. The scientific community who study this stuff --- just like the scientific community that favors evolution over Creationism for describing the development of life on earth --- is not "hotly debating" the stream of unpublished, unscientific, flakey propaganda shit that you're hooked on. A tiny handful of fringe wackos does not counterbalance the overwhelming consensus of climate scientists about the broad validity of AGW.

  19. Re:News for Nerds... by dskoll · · Score: 5, Insightful

    On the other, you have the undeniable fact that most science is ... essentially no different than assuming the existence of gods

    When I get on a comfortable modern airplane to visit my family across the continent, I'm happy in the knowledge that science and technology will get me there in one piece. Now you strap a couple of two-by-fours to a firecracker and leap off a cliff happy in the knowledge that your god will save your life. Go on, try it.

    Science makes falsifiable, testable predictions. After a scientific theory has survived thousands of such falsifiable predictions, I'm willing to trust it with my life by getting into an airplane.

    Religion can spout whatever unprovable nonsense it wants with no justification whatsoever. See the difference? That is "essentially different" from the scientific method, contrary to your claim.

  20. Re:Creationism = religion, not science. At all. by elwinc · · Score: 3, Informative
    The "Flying Spaghetti Monster" AKA Pastafarianism was originally created to illustrate how easily one can invent a non-testable "theory" of creation and existence.

    A poster above also posits the "10 minutes ago theory," which is likewise non-testable (what is there to prevent an all powerful being from planting memories in every brain; old photos in every album, and ancient dinosaur bones in the rocks?)

    Science is about testable theories; in fact I would argue the word "theory" implies testability, so we'll call the non-testable ones "explanations". I'm not sure where to classify the non-testable explanations, philosophy is a reasonable guess. Perhaps the main point to be made with non-testable explanations is that they are so easy to invent.

    In any case, the science classroom is the place for discussing methods for testing testable theories, with perhaps a quick glance at several non-testable explanations to see how non-testability operates.

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  21. Re:Double standards... by JMZero · · Score: 3, Informative

    Wow. I mean, first, many textbooks DO talk about alternative explanations over the years - be they Lamarck's theories or creationism or whatever, and I've never heard of biologists making any kind of fuss.

    But, more directly, if Creationism were introduced in these texts as "the old theory that evolution replaces", it's not the biologists that would be screaming. If they're complaining, it's because the accepted theory is being presented as being on par with the old ones.

    Or maybe your other science textbooks do that too? Maybe your science textbook said "we don't know whether the Sun orbits the Earth or the Earth orbits the sun, but here's some reckoning people have done over the years on both sides". Is that what your science textbook says? Or does it say "here's how it is, and here's what people used to think?" And you really, legitimately think it's biologists that would be crying foul if that's how biology textbooks presented creationism vs. evolution?

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  22. Re:Terence McKenna said... by Hatta · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Terence McKenna should have taken less psilocybin and more science classes. Like his brother Dennis. And I'm speaking as someone who loves psilocybin.

    This is the notion that the universe, for no reason, sprang from nothing in a single instant.

    We have evidence of lots of things springing from nothing in a single instance. They're called quantum vacuum fluctuations. Particles of matter and antimatter spring into existance in the vacuum all the time, only to annihilate each other an instant later. The part that's difficult to explain about the universe is why it hasn't annihilated itself, not why it sprang into existence.

    Also, the entire universe didn't spring into existence in one instant. The universe as we know it, meaning mostly comprised of atoms, took 380,000 years to form. This is preceeded by at least 5 different epochs when the universe was dominated by different forms of matter. To be fair, most of these epochs occured within the first second after the big bang. But in quantum terms that's a long time. Plank time is only about 5^-44s.

    The rest of this quote is just argument from incredulity. Worthless.

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  23. Re:Double standards... by weilawei · · Score: 4, Funny

    There is no such thing as 6000BC. The world was created on January 1, 1970 at midnight, a little more than 1385424985 seconds ago.

    Poe's law? I'm not sure whether the parent is serious or not. (I'm not.)

  24. Wife Selling by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As an example of how this institution has varied, consider that in the mid nineteenth century in England it was considered legal for a man to try to sell his wife.

    At another sale in September 1815, at Staines market, "only three shillings and four pence were offered for the lot, no one choosing to contend with the bidder, for the fair object, whose merits could only be appreciated by those who knew them. This the purchaser could boast, from a long and intimate acquaintance."

    Ye gods, what a way to describe someone! So you don't like your wife, you lead her to some public place in a halter, the halter being considered particularly important to the legality of the affair, and sell her at auction to any bidder. This was considered legal by many judges; women couldn't own property, and were owned themselves -- and some Englishmen even told themselves that this arrangement was out of some sort of protective benevolence. Anyway, it was held that a man could do what he wished with his property, at least until the practice began to be seen as vulgar, at which point the legal argument became, "Uh...hey! You can't do that!"

    All it would take to revive the custom in America today would be if it made a good TV show.

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  25. Re:Why do you guys care what Texas does? by Uberbah · · Score: 3, Informative

    Seriously, why do people get so upset about what happens in Texas?

    Because Texas, unlike other states, purchases books for the entire state. Because Texas is the 2nd most populous state in the union. Because this means that publishers will frequently write their books for the Texas market and hope they are adopted elsewhere. Because that means that the textbook your local school uses is heavily influenced by Texas. Oh, and there's that trivial matter of not wanting Texas schoolkids to have a third rate education just because of where they live.

    Because this is not news - I knew this at least 15 years ago.