eBay CEO: Amazon Drones Are Fantasy
angry tapir writes "In the race to deliver online shopping purchases faster, drones don't impress eBay's CEO. 'We're not focusing on long-term fantasies, we're focusing on things we can do today,' John Donahue said in an interview. He was reacting to an interview Jeff Bezos, CEO of e-commerce rival Amazon, gave last weekend in which he said Amazon is investigating the use of drones for package delivery."
'We're not focusing on long-term fantasies, we're focusing on things we can do today,' -former Blockbuster CEO
I know they both sell things online, but aren't there fundamental differences (people being the suppliers of products versus companies) that put them in slightly different markets?
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I don't think I have seen *any* innovation or indication of long-term strategy from eBay. They seem to be basically the same as they were in 2000.
We can thank eBay for the existence of PayPal. Nuff said.
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Is it just me or is it ironic that this article directly follows another article titled "Studies show people are biased against creative thinking"?
I seriously thought their April Fool's video got leaked five months early.
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Perhaps the eBay CEO should read that Creativity article posted earlier. Especially the part of discounting or ridiculing creative ideas.
...the article titled "People Are Biased Against Creative Thinking".
After eBay bought PayPal they stopped letting people use other forms of payment like good old fashioned money orders or Google Checkout. Now eBay fees are ridiculous and if you only sell occasionally PayPal holds onto your money for a month or so. I've been a member for a decade and have perfect feedback but they still hold you money hostage.
Google I am begging you please offer us an alternative to shitty eBay/PayPal.
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I am concerned about the technical challenges, such as a 10 pound drone being buffeted by 25 mph gusts of wind, can it stay on track?
I go out of my way to complicate the simple things, so that I can simplify the complicated things.
And what happens when an Amazon drone smacks into someone's face walking down the street? ,,,,,,, Everything on amazon goes up $1 in price, that's what. ;)
The drone-package-delivery story seems to be rather unrealistic to me, just for the liability reasons--considering the one guy who died after flying his own RC helicopter into his head.
More likely they would just hire local people to deliver stuff using their own cars for minimum wage (or not-much-more than minimum wage).
Isn't it a coincidence that it put Amazon on the news during the busiest shopping season of the year? Mission accomplished.
I saw my mother shopping on Amazon.com for the first time this weekend. I asked her about it (she always claimed to prefer brick-n-mortar). Her response was, "I was thinking this year I would give Amazon a try." Amazons marketing is working.
If I had mod points, I would mod you down for this creative thinking.
Your CEO should be a visionary. That's not to say, you should dump all your R & D into stuff you can't make, but if your CEO is bashing visionaries, then you seriously need to fire that idiot.
I'd say drone delivery is something that is definitely viable and worth persuing - getting urgent medical aid to remote or difficult to reach areas is one example. That siad, I don't personally like the idea of competitors flying probably quite heavy items over densley populated areas.
Translation: Damn! Why didn't I think of this awesome ploy for free publicity during a critical selling season first?
just wait until the paypal drone shows up, you put a wad of cash in the basket, and then the ebay drone comes and drops off your package.
sheesh, i am about ready to toss the internet in the trash because of disappointment over things i bought online turned out to be cheaper than what could be found at the brick & mortar stores, at least when i drive to the brick & mortar store i can look at the actual product, when buying online all you see is a low res photo and a short description that can be misleading,
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All arguments about whether drones for package delivery are viable or not aside, I am honestly baffled that eBay's CEO would open his mouth on this one...
Even if it's 100%-aw-hell-no-never-going-to-happen, Amazon's work so far has likely been fairly inexpensive and has certainly stirred up as much attention as a decent sized ad campaign (the sort of thing that might actually cost as much or more to produce and buy airtime to run), so it isn't as though they are wallowing in shame and loss right now.
Under those circumstances, what possible benefit is there to a not-terribly-clever rubbishing of the opposition that just makes you look unhip and non-innovative? Especially when that is basically true; direct connection of buyers and sellers worldwide, in an easy-to-use, comparatively safe, framework may have been pretty cool when ebay hit the scene, but they hit the scene quite some time ago and have mostly been ratcheting up the transaction costs since then.
I personally have strong doubts about the viability of drone delivery; but that made me interpret the Amazon stuff as a lighthearted ad piece, done as relatively cheap PR; but probably emerging from a broader 'theorizing about new stuff to sell and new ways to sell it' project that usually operates more quietly, and probably also has more mundane, but practical, notions on the burner. A "Bah, here at Ebay we only do incremental modifications based on short-term considerations, sonny!" response is... tone deaf... to say the least.
Bezos knows Amazon won't be doing this, we know it, so what was the point of the stories generated by the comment.
That drones are your friends, get it?
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Even if Amazon is just pretending to be relevant in this regard at least they can claim a successful business model. I used to use eBay religiously (even for new goods) until I got Amazon Prime and realized that the subscription fee and price premium for new goods was well worth the lack of hassle with slow shipping, bad listings, and PayPal's godawful dispute resolution. Whenever I think of eBay I think of the Clinton administration.
Amazon drones are Christmas marketing ploy
FTFY.
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...that the emperor has no clothes? And that the whole drone thing is just holiday publicity stunt? Not Amazon, surely. /sarcasm
Has Amazon really thought this through??
Just think of all those stolen Amazon drones that will be hawked on eBay.
are going to throw a party all over this country. once drones are the accepted process, anyone with a radio and a look alike amazombie will be able to deposit malicious packages just about anywhere, fly it into a river, and be out of there before something blows up. I will feel slightly better receiving a package that i know was at least exposed to one other person before me.
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'We're not focusing on long-term fantasies, we're focusing on profits we can get today,'
Selling on ebay they get 11% of your sale price after "fees" and then their Paypal double dip fees. and I just received an email as a power seller that the rates will be going up to basically 14% in 2014
Ebay is doing nothing but riding the money wave. They do not do anything, they have not introduced anything to help sellers or buyers, in fact it's become a turdfest where it is only worth selling on if you have a hard to find item. Common items I sell on Amazon with better protections and lower rates.
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BAAAAWWW! We didn't think of this first! Now we aren't going to get any money from this idea! Let's blast the idea so people don't use it! Whhhaaahhh!!!
- eBay CEO John Donahue (behind closed doors)
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If I want to buy something new and consumer-grade such as a DVD, games, etc - I go to Amazon.
If I want to buy something rare, used or low-cost specialized hardware/electronics sold directly from China such as SPI-driven LCDs - I go to eBay.
Anyway they're not competing on the same level. Amazon is testing out delivery by drones for the future but eBay is already installing delivery tubes in my neighbourhood. I guess Futurama was right after all!
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Someone poured cold water on their technogeek fantasies with some reality. Just like you will never be able to print a smartphone with a 3d printer, the other slashdot techno fantasy, the power requirements of flying a lightweight drone helicopter carrying a payload multiple miles exceeds what is possible with current battery technology. And no, battery technology is not going to be making any big leaps anytime within the next few decades either.
If I would eBay's CEO, playing the very same BS cards, I would have said eBay will deliver packages with TeleTransport by 2020.
Just to step up the BS scale a notch.
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Was NOT to propose a "Drone Delivery Service" -
Instead it is a PSYCHOLOGICAL OPERATION.
- 1 Normalize and socialize the idea of drones as a common, novel feature of US civilian airspace. Contextualize debate on practical advantage over risks and intrusion.
- 2 Position Amazon as a fixture in people's discourse and attention. First, during an expected competitive and difficult shopping season and ultimately for long-term.
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Amazon: "I can jump that on my skateboard"
Ebay: "you're gonna end up in the ditch"
Either way, we wanna see it happen.
they are skating to where the puck IS?
Personally, I put my money in an elaborate system of pneumatic tubes. Bring on the tube technology!
"The world is a construct of forceful imagination. Those who don't know walk around in the reailties of those who do"
As you guys point out - Amazon gets a much better *marketing* from claiming they want drones. Doesn't matter if they can do it or not (obviously as of today this is technologically impossible to have this work in a reliable fashion, and probably not in 5 years either).
And in that, they're right, ie, they're getting fame, customers, money, even thus it's a cheap marketing lie. So since money is all that matters, they're "right".
However, eBay's right too, drones are currently a fantasy, and focusing on what you can do today is what Amazon does too. What a company does and communicate is often very different. eBay's CEO being honest is what i'd like from every company, but isn't what is going to work for them unfortunately.
More often than not I tend to get creeped out when companies become so big they start to see value in tweaking the rest of the world to give themselves advantage on anything from lobbying/regulatory capture, having their way with standards organizations and invading or buying out entire verticals just to control and or add barriers to meaningful competition.
In the case of Amazon I would much prefer to see the FEDEXs of the world working on flying robots and self driving delivery vehicles. If there is a need for that by all means use your weight to communicate your needs or collaborate with your vendors.
Look what happened after Ebay bought out PayPal for another example of what happens when you get too big.
As for Ebay and delivery why would they care? Does ebay even have a single warehouse delivering anything to anyone? As far as I know it is the ebay users and their resellers that manage all of this. All ebay needs to do is add a few ultra fast shipping speed categories to their backend systems. They don't need to actually implement them.
Several types of systems could be developed including competing ones. But if you think about this, it could backfire on Amazon, because if there are local operators that offer the service to local merchants, and since Amazon now has to pay sales tax, the local merchants may be able to compete with Amazon.
I go out of my way to complicate the simple things, so that I can simplify the complicated things.
They still exist, we just don't admit it.
Just like we don't admit we have civilian cargo ship drone packages on certain routes.
Drones are small, and easily deployed.
The problem with Amazon is flying them in US skies means people are going to sue you when you kill their kid or their pet when the drone drops the package or hits a crow and falls into something.
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You think it's a coincidence the story aired the Sunday right before Cyber Monday? Even if they had to invest a smile of cash to build a prototype, the publicity they've gotten out of the story easily justified it.
There's a whole list of problems to overcome related to delivery drones. I seriously doubt we'll see these in wide use in my lifetime.
Amazon stock is up almost 50% this year and ebay stock is down 5%. Stock market does not mirror performance, but antidotally I stopped using of both ebay and paypal due to their abusive practices. IMHO, they are a corpse like microsoft that is eating itself.
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"We're not focusing on long-term fantasies, we're focusing on things we can do today," John Donahue said in a televised interview with Bloomberg TV Friday morning.
Ouch, his tie must be too tight. 20 years ago, Ebay was a "long-term fantasy". Imagine, a VIRTUAL AUCTION house where anyone on the planet can throw money at you!
Idiot suit.
A seller must wait 60 days now before any funds end up in a seller's bank account.
Picture this scenario: You as a seller are forced to sell your prized possession for a few thousand $$ on ebay- auction ends on the 23rd of the month, and you NEED to pay your rent on the 1st of the month.
Tough shit! you aren't going to be paying any rent! Instead - your few thousand will sit in a Ebay/Paypal bank account of 60 days accruing intrests for Ebay/Paypal. At the end of the 60 days you might get your money - butby this time you are probably homeless and can't even collect the money that's rightfully yours.
Yep that's ebay now. Fuck ebay, paypal, and that entire ecosystem of shit.
Why?
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