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Wikipedia's Lamest Edit Wars

Hugh Pickens DOT Com writes "Who says Wikipedians don't have a sense of humor? While perusing Wikipedia I recently came across an article documenting the lamest examples of wikipedia edit wars over the most trivial things. As one wikipedian says: 'Some discussions are born lame; some achieve lameness; some have lameness thrust upon them.' A few of the most amusing examples include: Was Chopin Polish, French, Polish–French, or French–Polish? Can you emigrate from a country of which you are not a citizen? Can you receive citizenship if you already have it? The possibilities for intensive study are endless. Next up, Are U2 an 'Irish band' or simply a band that happen to be from Ireland, since two of their members were born in the UK? A heated discussion took place for over two-and-a-half weeks that resulted in at least one editor getting blocked and many more getting warnings. Next, should members of the Beatles be listed in the 'traditional' order or in alphabetical order? Another edit war which flares up continuously in The Beatles involves whether to identify the band as 'The Beatles' with a capital T or 'the Beatles' with a lower case t. The issue became so contentious it merited an article in the Wall Street Journal. One such installment of this saga was brought before the arbitration committee (by an administrator, no less) where it was quickly declared 'silly.' Next, Is J. K. Rowling's name pronounced like 'rolling' or to rhyme with 'howling'? Rowling is on record claiming she pronounces her name like 'rolling'. An irate editor argues that this is a 'British' pronunciation and the 'American" pronunciation of her name should also be noted. 'This is slightly ridiculous as she is English, and therefore of course will pronounce it in an English manner. Perhaps it rhymes with "Trolling"?' Finally did Jimmy Wales found Wikipedia or co-found it? 'Not surprisingly, those who actually were around at the time and know the answer stayed far away from this one. The casualty list has yet to be compiled, but no doubt editor egos will be among the worst hit.'"

219 comments

  1. Next up: Slashdot's lamest submissions by Huntr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Or do we really not have that kind of time?

    1. Re:Next up: Slashdot's lamest submissions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course Slashdot has the time. Just look at Timmy playing with his new video camera or Samzenpus staring out the window. Loads of time.

      Do the reader's have the time? After that summary, I'd say "No".

      Hopefully, someone will now come along to yell at me for placing the final period in the above sentence outside the closing quote. Only way to save this thread I'm afraid.

    2. Re:Next up: Slashdot's lamest submissions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

      We can end this discussion with this. As it sums up pretty much all of those discussions.

      http://xkcd.com/386/

    3. Re:Next up: Slashdot's lamest submissions by TWX · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hopefully, someone will now come along to yell at me for placing the final period in the above sentence outside the closing quote. Only way to save this thread I'm afraid.

      My guess is that many Slashdotters, myself included, feel that the current convention for the use of punctuation vis-à-vis quotation isn't technically accurate enough anyway.

      So, sorry that I couldn't save the thread.

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    4. Re:Next up: Slashdot's lamest submissions by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can also vote for your favorite submissions instead of complaining ;-)

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    5. Re:Next up: Slashdot's lamest submissions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Out of curiosity, would the parent's score be higher if it was prepended with "Obligatory" ?

    6. Re:Next up: Slashdot's lamest submissions by foobar+bazbot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My guess is that many Slashdotters, myself included, feel that the current U.S. convention for the use of punctuation vis-Ã-vis quotation isn't technically accurate enough anyway.

      FTFY. It's my understanding that the Brits currently use logical punctuation placement.

      (The thread's still doomed.)

    7. Re:Next up: Slashdot's lamest submissions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do the reader's have the time?

      Apparently you high school dropouts do.

    8. Re:Next up: Slashdot's lamest submissions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if someone else posted the same thing 1/2 hour before GP did (which is what happened).

    9. Re:Next up: Slashdot's lamest submissions by datavirtue · · Score: 2

      Now I know where all the old slashdot users went.

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    10. Re:Next up: Slashdot's lamest submissions by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      My guess is that many Slashdotters, myself included, feel that the current U.S. convention for the use of punctuation vis-Ã-vis quotation isn't technically accurate enough anyway.

      FTFY. It's my understanding that the Brits currently use logical punctuation placement.

      (The thread's still doomed.)

      Last I heard from a grammar nazi familiar with various style guides is that American usage actually allowed for either.

    11. Re:Next up: Slashdot's lamest submissions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My guess is that many Slashdotters, myself included, feel that the current U.S. convention for the use of punctuation vis-Ã-vis quotation isn't technically accurate enough anyway.

      FTFY. It's my understanding that the Brits currently use logical punctuation placement.

      (The thread's still doomed.)

      US Americans don't speak English, they speak a quaint provincial dialect. ** ducks for cover ***

    12. Re:Next up: Slashdot's lamest submissions by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Curious, in that although I was made quite aware of the "correct" punctuation in school here in the U.S., I refuse to use it as it is the absolute antithesis of "logical".

      The end-quote ends the sentence's subsection of the word or phrase quoted, the period indicates the end of the entire sentence.

      The "correct" punctuation is the logical equivalent of doing this in code...

      if (instances == 0) IncrementInstances(;)

      Which is entirely illogical. Surely someone could throw together a formal argument for this on the basis of Set Theory. The small box goes inside the large box--it shouldn't be "correct" for it to need to protrude out one side.

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    13. Re:Next up: Slashdot's lamest submissions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Typographical aesthetic considerations may be given precedence over logic in determining correct style. There is some higher-order logic in the visual arrangement of punctuation within quotes, creating consistency with the expected normal placement of punctuation immediately after a letter, rather than floating in white space below a closing quote. Such conventions were originally designed not for ease of computer text parsing, but for people reading the text --- who will usually ignore the "syntax error" of incorrectly interleaved delimiters. Ideally, freed from the physical constraints of arranging cast lead type (or monospaced typewriter output), the period or comma could be placed underneath the quote.

    14. Re: Next up: Slashdot's lamest submissions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hee. Not on standarized academic tests in 1964.

    15. Re:Next up: Slashdot's lamest submissions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some insist Rush is a "North American band" since Alex and Neil both spend a lot of time in the US, despite being from Canada and having Canadian citizenship.

    16. Re:Next up: Slashdot's lamest submissions by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      What do you mean "went", you cheeky little 7-digit whippersnapper?

      Cue Jeremiah Cornelius. I'm surprised that he hasn't appeared yet in this thread.

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  2. Slow news day? by cthart · · Score: 1

    Slow news day?

    1. Re:Slow news day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Pretty lame to be on /. front page.

    2. Re:Slow news day? by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      Not just that, but this article has been around in various incarnations for a solid decade now.

    3. Re:Slow news day? by TWX · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's definitely news for nerds though. Only someone truly nerdy enough would actually give a damn.

      I stopped giving a damn and I stopped contributing to Wikipedia. The few times I tried to add information, sources and all, my changes got reverted by some wikidiot that didn't like how I changed things.

      They're complaining about not having money and begging for it with their own banner ads at the top; stop running the site like an unmoderated debating web forum and perhaps people will be more inclined to participate and to give money. That may mean having *gasp* an actual editorial staff, and cutting the wikidiots from edit privileges when they nitpick things that don't mean anything.

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    4. Re:Slow news day? by Reapy · · Score: 1

      Should be deleted for 'non notable'. They have deleted much more informative articles than this monument to their pedantry.

    5. Re:Slow news day? by i+kan+reed · · Score: 2

      I'm sorry that someone deleted the article consisting of "Reapy is awesome, dudes".

    6. Re:Slow news day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More of a Windsor news day.

    7. Re:Slow news day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet no matter how much anyone bitches about deleting the "i kan reed is a total asshole" article, it persists like a bad case of herpes.

  3. I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by DigitalReverend · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sometimes people don't think too far past the end of their noses. I mean they don't pronounce bowling like howling in the U.S. so it shouldn't be much of a stretch to pronounce Rowling like bowling instead of howling. sheesh.

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    1. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's pronounced like howling because Chuck Norris pronounces it that way. Check-mate. :P

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    2. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by jones_supa · · Score: 4, Funny

      Check-mate.

      I will edit that to be "Touché." instead!

    3. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Bruce Schneier pronounces it like rolling.

    4. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by OzPeter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sometimes people don't think too far past the end of their noses. I mean they don't pronounce bowling like howling in the U.S. so it shouldn't be much of a stretch to pronounce Rowling like bowling instead of howling. sheesh.

      Actually this one interests me a bit. Not that I care about JK's name (and BTW the end of the last HP novel sucked big time), but the way that the pronunciation/spelling of words are changed by "the media" to suit their audience.

      One of the biggest examples of this is the terrorist group formally known as Al Qa'ida. If you listen to news reports from 10 years ago the name was given as Qa'ida and pronounced with 3 syllables, but over time it slowly morphed into Qaeda*, with only 2 syllables. I don't know if this is because the news media thinks their audience can't handle funny sounding words, or if there is some conspiracy to subtly change the name as a way of giving the middle finger to the members of the group.

      * I'm going to go out on a limb and say that I think that the pronunciation change is more noticeable in US media.

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    5. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by S.O.B. · · Score: 1, Informative

      Chuck Norris doesn't pronounce words...words pronounce him.

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    6. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by Artraze · · Score: 1

      Would you describe it as rolling on the floor howling with laughter?

      I liked that the editorializing on the "British" vs "American" pronunciation proclaiming that it should, of course, be pronounced in an "English" manner.

    7. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by Longjmp · · Score: 4, Funny

      * I'm going to go out on a limb and say that I think that the pronunciation change is more noticeable in US media.

      Well, the British are famous for some pronunciations too, especially when it comes to town names.
      Just look at the nice little town of Littlelancfordupstratdoushire, pronounced "oi".

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    8. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by mrbester · · Score: 1

      J K Rowling is on record (as are plenty of people who know her personally, like Stephen Fry) as saying her name is pronounced "Row", as in boat or table. Not "roll", "role" (though the French pronunciation of "rôle" is close), "row" as in argument or any other dumb, lazy, couldn't be arsed to say names right variant.

      It's like Shrewsbury; Shrews as in, well, shrews, not "shrose" like Shrove Tuesday.

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    9. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 0

      I liked that the editorialising

      ETFY.

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    10. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Chuck Norris is a batshit crazy nut-bar who can't tell the real world from fantasy. The only real strength Chuck Norris has is that he has been able to parlay substandard martial arts skills into a career in which he beats up dark skinned people on television for money.

    11. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by zAPPzAPP · · Score: 2

      Oh yeah?
      I pronounce howling and rolling the same!
      Your move.

    12. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 2

      Sometimes people don't think too far past the end of their noses. I mean they don't pronounce bowling like howling in the U.S. so it shouldn't be much of a stretch to pronounce Rowling like bowling instead of howling. sheesh.

      I pronounce it the way that annoys Harry Potter fans more.

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    13. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by daremonai · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, if she can't be bothered to pronounce her name correctly, why should anyone else care?

    14. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Shrove it up yours, pronunciation Nazi!

    15. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually used to live in Shrewsbury, and you're right, it's as in "shrews". Not, as certain old books claim, as in "shrose", and in all the time I lived there I only ever met two people who insisted on pronouncing it like that.

      Shitty place, though.

    16. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF? "Roll", "role", and "row" (your boat) all have the same vowel!

    17. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Chuck Norris would not use French. :)

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    18. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by MoreThanThen · · Score: 1

      As it's a quiet news day let's have a row about how to pronounce row.

    19. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " he beats up dark skinned people on television for money."

      You say that like it's a bad thing. Plenty of dark-skinned people need beating. In fact, on a per-capita basis, dark-skinned people need beating more often than others, because their heritage is rooted in less civilized cultures in general than average-skinned people.

    20. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The pronunciation guide that they are using is practically useless. Arcane characters that are unintuitive, and unless you are a linguist you aren't going to waste time to learn it. I basically accept now that any word that I'm not sure of the pronunciation on will have some sort of gibberish as the first thing after it's name in a Wikipedia article.

      captcha: confuse

    21. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      In any case, it's a proper name, it's *her* name, so people should damn well pronounce it the way she says it is. I think it's incredibly arrogant for an (assuming) American editor to suggest otherwise... and for the record, I'm American, not British. (though I admit to being something of an anglophile)
      Also, IANAL (linguist) ... but..
      IMO, Americans have lost a great deal of understanding of the pronunciation of the English language where vowels are concerned. To us, Rolling and Rowling (not to mention bowling) would sound the same, but where the letter r is concerned, when following a vowel (Ls too), Americans tend to rhotacize; that is, minimize the emphasis of the preceding vowel. (for example, we pronounce, "fir", "fur", and "fer" (as in, "give her what fer") or even "her", if you like, the same. Europeans do not, you can actually hear the different vowel sounds when they talk. It sounds funny or quaint to most Americans, when it's actually correct.

      Clarification for Americans, Rowling's name is actually pronounced "Row - ling", (as in row row row your boat), not "Roll -ling" like the way we say, "The Rolling Stones". Actually, I think even most Brits (though I concede it may differ based on dialect) pronounce rolling as "row - ling". I believe they also pronounce bowling as "Bow - ling". Put an R or an L after a vowel and we Americans fuck it all up.

      Her name can even cause confusion for Brits though, because the "ow" in their word "row", meaning a loud quarrel, is pronounced as in "now", "foul" or "ouch", so some people pronounced it "roul - ling".

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    22. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In any case, it's a proper name, it's *her* name, so people should damn well pronounce it the way she says it is.

      For the sake of argument, what if she says to pronounce it as "smith"?

    23. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      WTF Your thinking of VanDamn. Ballet dancer, no black belt.

      Chuck Norris was a full contact Karate champion before he was a movie star.

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    24. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by HornWumpus · · Score: 3, Funny

      No no no, it's spelled, "Raymond Luxury Yacht," but it's pronounced, "Throat Warbler Mangrove".

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    25. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by cyberchondriac · · Score: 0

      For the sake of argument, what if she says to pronounce it as "smith"?

      That's a silly argument. You are a silly person. And silly is a silly word. The more I say it, the weirder it gets.

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    26. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Chuck Norris was a full contact Karate champion before he was a movie star.

      Citation?

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    27. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shrove it up yours, pronunciation Nazi!

      You're pronunciation of Nazi is incorrect...

    28. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In any case, it's a proper name, it's *her* name, so people should damn well pronounce it the way she says it is. I think it's incredibly arrogant for an (assuming) American editor to suggest otherwise... and for the record, I'm American, not British. (though I admit to being something of an anglophile)

      Do you think that's more arrogant than assuming you can personally overwrite how a language is pronounced by it's own population just for your name - and then getting prissy when folk don't adhere?

      And for the record I'm Scottish - I was born, raised and live in the city where she wrote the damn books - and I pronounce it roul-ling. Mainly because it's easier to hear the contempt in my voice when pronounced that way; Row-ling is too soft sounding.

    29. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      their heritage is rooted in less civilized cultures in general than average-skinned people.

      *cough*crusades and inquisition*cough*

      Ooh then there's the Holocaust, the Baton Death March, Stalin's regime basically massacring 20 million of his own countrymen, the Salem Witch Trials, Japanese internment camps during WWII, and slavery. These are just off the top of my head. The list of misdeeds of "average-skinned" people is legion. I would not dare call any country truly civilized as yet. We're all plenty barbaric whenever we feel the need to be. We just play dress up with civilization.

    30. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your reaction to any of these is, "That edit war is so lame. The only correct answer is obviously X!", then you're part of the lame.

    31. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      In any case, it's a proper name, it's *her* name, so people should damn well pronounce it the way she says it is. I think it's incredibly arrogant for an (assuming) American editor to suggest otherwise... and for the record, I'm American, not British. (though I admit to being something of an anglophile)

      Do you think that's more arrogant than assuming you can personally overwrite how a language is pronounced by it's own population just for your name - and then getting prissy when folk don't adhere?

      And for the record I'm Scottish - I was born, raised and live in the city where she wrote the damn books - and I pronounce it roul-ling. Mainly because it's easier to hear the contempt in my voice when pronounced that way; Row-ling is too soft sounding.

      Well, no, not really.. not when said person is of the land where the language originated, but in any case, it's a proper name, not a dictionary word.
      Go back to sleep, Angus darlin' .. (takes another sip of Dewars ..)
      BTW, I love the sound of a good Scottish brogue as much as I do Brit received pronunciation. No matter how you say it, I'll bet it still sounds cooler (to me) than the way we say it here across the pond.

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    32. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      Sometimes people don't think too far past the end of their noses. I mean they don't pronounce bowling like howling in the U.S. so it shouldn't be much of a stretch to pronounce Rowling like bowling instead of howling. sheesh.

      Really, such a row about nothing.

      I long ago decided that English-English is a language where they take other people's spelling of words and pronounce them in their own non-phonetical/non-native way. Jaguar, for example. Not that they have to be foreign words (Worcestershire). One of the differences between English English and American English is that American is more likely to track the original native language pronunciation.

      If she wants to answer to "Rowling-as-in-bowling", more power. Tolkien was on record as being annoyed with people pronouncing his name German-style ("tol-keen", or "tol-kine"). It was TOL-kee-en, and who are we to argue with a professional linguist?

    33. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Chuck Norris was a full contact Karate champion before he was a movie star.

      Citation?

      Ironically and yet predictably and also pathetically for you, Wikipedia provides the citation. Unless an edit war has broken out.

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    34. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's like Shrewsbury; Shrews as in, well, shrews, not "shrose" like Shrove Tuesday.

      It is "shrose" on one side of the bridge that divides the pronunciation and "shrews" as in Shrew on the other side. Same is true of Southwell and Southwell. And Derby and Derby.

    35. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ironically and yet predictably and also pathetically for you, Wikipedia provides the citation. Unless an edit war has broken out.

      Anybody who even considers edit-warring on the Chuck Norris article mysteriously dies just before they press the submit button. Nobody has ever worked out why.

    36. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Chuck Norris was a full contact Karate champion before he was a movie star.

      Citation?

      Ironically and yet predictably and also pathetically for you, Wikipedia provides the citation. Unless an edit war has broken out.

      Woosh...

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    37. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by Optali · · Score: 1

      I'm so sorry you were bullied at school, really.
      I swear I'm not going to do it anymore.

      Ah, and you can take your head off the loo.

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    38. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean "Chuck-mate?"

    39. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by Dabido · · Score: 1

      Is that pronounced 'Touchie' like the slang term for being sensitive or pronounced 'Tow-Chee' like the Chinese Tao Chi? These foreign words are confusing for some of us. :-)

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    40. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by Doghouse13 · · Score: 1

      How someone in the US or UK might pronounce her name in the absence of other information is irrelevant anyway. It's her name, so her answer is definitive - even if she says it's pronounced "Farquharson". Any other pronunciation is plain wrong.

    41. Re:I have to laugh over the rolling vs howling... by brunnegd · · Score: 1

      My name is Smith, I pronounce it "Brown"

  4. The problem is by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 0, Troll

    People get territorial about Wikipedia articles and don't like to be told they are wrong. Just try editing a Wikipedia article introduce a deliberate mistake and see what happens :)

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    1. Re:The problem is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      http://xkcd.com/386/

    2. Re:The problem is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, trying editing a Wikipedia article and putting in a true statement. You have just as much a chance of that edit getting deleted.

    3. Re:The problem is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Let's not forget:
      http://xkcd.com/1167/

    4. Re:The problem is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where's the Slashdot 'Delete Post' button?

      Signed,
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    5. Re:The problem is by Tim+the+Gecko · · Score: 1

      Just try editing a Wikipedia article introduce a deliberate mistake

      Maybe something subtle, like poor punctuation?

    6. Re:The problem is by Tridus · · Score: 1

      Beat me to it. That one was just hilarious.

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    7. Re:The problem is by Wootery · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Just try editing a Wikipedia article introduce a deliberate mistake and see what happens :)

      Worth mentioning that, in seriousness, you should never do this. It's Wikipedia vandalism, and waste's everyone's time.

      Instead you could just find a Wikipedia edit which corrected an error, and backtrack to see for how long that error was present on Wikipedia. No vandalism necessary.

    8. Re:The problem is by Wootery · · Score: 3, Informative

      Further, here is some discussion on just this topic.

      (I could've sworn there was an official mention of this on Wikipedia itself, but I can't find one.)

    9. Re:The problem is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where's the Slashdot 'Delete Post' button?

      Signed,
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      Ctrl-F4

    10. Re:The problem is by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Just try editing a Wikipedia article introduce a deliberate mistake and see what happens :)

        Technically, before attempting this, one should be at the post-graduate level in trolling.

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    11. Re:The problem is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, you could correct an error in a Wikipedia article while not logged in to an account (or while logged into an account without much of an edit history), and then see how long it takes for your correction to get reverted back to the incorrect information.

      Usually it's PDQ.

    12. Re:The problem is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      one should be at the post-graduate level in trolling. ...Note that's pronounced "Trow-ling" BTW.

    13. Re:The problem is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The people fixing vandalism and the ones providing actual WP content are not the same so vandalize away.

      http://www.aaronsw.com/weblog/whowriteswikipedia (huh. by Aaron Swartz no less, before he got famous and um, died)

    14. Re:The problem is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worth mentioning that, in seriousness, you should never do this. It's Wikipedia vandalism [wikipedia.org], and waste's everyone's time.

      Surely that's not nearly enough hyperbole. I propose from now on we use "Wikipedia Terrorism".

      The saddest part about this whole slashdot article is that your post doesn't seem to be meant sarcastically. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to change the name "Napoleon" to "Wootery" on all of wikipedia.

    15. Re:The problem is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a colossal faggot.

  5. Jimmy Wales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is the reason I don't donate money to WF.

  6. Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slow news day.

  7. WTF? by Bengie · · Score: 1

    Rowling is on record claiming she pronounces her name like 'rolling'. An irate editor argues that this is a 'British' pronunciation and the 'American" pronunciation of her name should also be noted.

    What would the purpose be to telling Americans how to pronounce her name the "American way"? They should already be incorrectly pronouncing her name that way already. You pronounce someone's name how they want it pronounced, assuming they don't have some strange sound that you can't reproduce, then you just try your best.

    1. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      No no no, it's spelled, "JK Rowling", but it's pronounced "Throat Warbler Mangrove"

    2. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would like my last name pronounced as rhyming with "row board". Thank you.

    3. Re:WTF? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      You pronounce someone's name how they want it pronounced

      It's actually pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove".

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    4. Re:WTF? by BenoitRen · · Score: 1

      You pronounce someone's name how they want it pronounced, assuming they don't have some strange sound that you can't reproduce, then you just try your best.

      Tell that to every English and French speaker pronouncing a foreign name. They don't even try.

    5. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rowling is on record claiming she pronounces her name like 'rolling'. An irate editor argues that this is a 'British' pronunciation and the 'American" pronunciation of her name should also be noted.

      What would the purpose be to telling Americans how to pronounce her name the "American way"? They should already be incorrectly pronouncing her name that way already. You pronounce someone's name how they want it pronounced, assuming they don't have some strange sound that you can't reproduce, then you just try your best.

      Turnabout's fair game. English (see, I didn't write British, just to annoy them into thinking I don't know the difference and get 'em all riled up) editors tend to correct or add "sic" to US proper names like "Department of Labour" or "Department of Labor (sic)". We do it do annoy them in retribution.

      That and also because they think Ed Zern is an ignorant bumpkin.

  8. Aluminium by Reliable+Windmill · · Score: 5, Funny

    I regularly replace misspelled "aluminum" with the correct "aluminium" whenever I see it in an article, but backwards people just revert my changes.

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    1. Re:Aluminium by Mr+Z · · Score: 5, Informative

      I know your trolling, but here's the actual history behind the name.

    2. Re:Aluminium by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      Grrr... you're! I know you're trolling. Need. Moar. COFFEE.

    3. Re:Aluminium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grrr... more! Need more coffee!

    4. Re:Aluminium by WWJohnBrowningDo · · Score: 1

      Try taking off the aluminium foil hat once in a while, it's blocking the woosh sound from over your head.

    5. Re:Aluminium by Mr+Z · · Score: 1
    6. Re:Aluminium by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      Oh, I got the joke. I still felt like injecting some facts.

    7. Re:Aluminium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll all start using Aluminium as soon as we stop hearing Brits pronounce Diablo as "Dye-ab-low".

    8. Re:Aluminium by jdavidb · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I will never forget the edit war over "yogurt"/"yoghurt." The ridiculousness was only eclipsed by the fact that the "yoghurt" guy won for years because everybody else realized it was ridiculous and didn't have the persistence to stay with it. IMO the system is broken when that kind of issue is settled by someone's personal passion and obsession.

    9. Re:Aluminium by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      So pretty much all politics is broken, by your definition.

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    10. Re:Aluminium by oobayly · · Score: 1

      Well, I would always write it as yoghurt, but it's very tempting to go in a rename all instance of yoghurt to yogurt and vice verca, just for shits and giggles.

    11. Re:Aluminium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, blame the coffee.

    12. Re:Aluminium by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      I didn't blame the coffee; quite the opposite, in fact. I blamed myself for not having enough of it! I credit coffee with my successes.

    13. Re:Aluminium by Ichijo · · Score: 2

      The only reason an edit war between aluminum versus aluminium can exist is because there's no template to accommodate both spellings and show the appropriate spelling based on the reader's locale similar to the template to convert between units.

      It would be better if there were a way to satisfy both sides of the equation...it may be possible to create localised spellings using templates, but my understanding is that may also be undesirable because of the extra overhead on what is already a heavily loaded system.

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    14. Re:Aluminium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I regularly replace misspelled "aluminum" with the correct "aluminium" whenever I see it in an article, but backwards people just revert my changes.

      Serious question: Why is there not a mechanism for toggling between British/American English? It already exists in Chinese Wikipedia for toggling between Real/Fake characters. Since both spellings are correct, why not let people pick for themselves which they want to see?

    15. Re:Aluminium by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      And hear I thought you were just meta-trolling the grammer Nazis =D

    16. Re:Aluminium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that does change the meaning of the sentence, doesn't it? I was thinking "yes, I know his trolling, too."

    17. Re:Aluminium by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      I did chuckle at that potential interpretation as I corrected myself.

    18. Re:Aluminium by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      If only I could lay claim to such cleverness.

    19. Re:Aluminium by Jonathunder · · Score: 1

      Just thinking about those pages and pages of arguments about including that little silent "h" makes my yog hurt.

    20. Re:Aluminium by WWJohnBrowningDo · · Score: 1

      Why have waste time coding a customized solution when a global solution already exists?
       

    21. Re:Aluminium by bob_super · · Score: 1

      People laugh about the old French guys in ugly green suits who are paid to declare the proper spelling of French words, but it turns out their are saving people a lot of time...

    22. Re:Aluminium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'm a little more progressive.. i call it "yukgurt"... hang on, i'll brb.. gotta hop on wikipedia for a sec.

  9. Repost (sorta): we had this sort of article before by Mr+Foobar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I gave up on being a Wikipedia editor a long time ago, what a waste of time trying to be helpful and make the articles better. Even doing a simple edit like "its" for an incorrect "it's" got nasty emails sent to be almost immediately about it, and the edits reverted in no time. All I ever wanted to do was correct minor grammatical and typographical errors, which never would have gotten past an editor in a "real" encyclopedia, and make for better looking articles. The grief I got for it..., well, it wasn't much fun. They want editors, they get them, the editors give up in disgust. It's also why I haven't given them a dime.

    Everything2 was what Wikipedia should have been. Much better class of people there.

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  10. Years ago, I was involved in an edit war. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 3, Informative

    Namely, this was in the page for Desiree Washington, the woman that Mike Tyson was convicted of raping.

    In the section about the rape accusation, trial and conviction of Mike Tyson, I added information about a previous false allegation made by Ms. Washington against a high school friend.

    Someone reverted my change with a cryptic comment about "BLP". I saw it a few days later and re-created my change. Again, my change was reverted with more comments about "BLP".

    This was several years ago so I don't remember exactly what was said back and forth but the gist of it is that the other party thought that there was something in the wikipedia rules about the "Biographies of Living Persons" that prevented me from including the information about the false rape allegations Desiree Washington made in the past. I challenged the person to show specifically where BLP precluded me from including this information, they could not so I restored my change.

    Apparently this other editor had wikipedia political connections because I received a "Warning" for making my edits. I was willing to be banned over this because for me it's about the principle of the thing. If wikipedia is a free encyclopedia that anyone can edit, I was going to make sure that this factual information was included. Hell, I can generate throw-away email addresses and wikipedia accounts. I'm not sure who resolved this but what happened in the end was that Desiree Washington's page went away and the information about the false rape allegations in her past were included on Mike Tyson's page.

    After this, I stopped editing articles. I realized that situations like this are precisely why wikipedia isn't considered an authoritative source in the academic sense. People with more knowledge about a subject and with the supporting documentation can lose edit wars if the ignoramus on the other side has the political clout to have them blocked.

    LK

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    1. Re:Years ago, I was involved in an edit war. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Namely, this was in the page for Desiree Washington, the woman that Donald Duck was convicted of raping.

      FTFY

    2. Re:Years ago, I was involved in an edit war. by Miamicanes · · Score: 2

      If you want to see some real fun, find a way to post a sequence of example pics that supposedly show how people with anomalous trichromatic color vision see the world, then pull out the bowl of popcorn when actual deuteranomalous and protanomalous individuals scream, "WTF, these examples are just WRONG... but THIS is an example that works and is, to me, indistinguishable from the control picture" and the editors defend keeping the wrong pics as examples because the edits and new example pics made by actual individuals with anomalous color vision don't represent a "Neutral Point of View" (as if there can possibly BE a neutral point of view over something that is by definition about subjective sensory perception).

    3. Re:Years ago, I was involved in an edit war. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's possible you were warned for the 3 revert rule, that you had made the same edit three times. If so, this is separate from adding negative but reliably sourced, neutral POV to a bio article. And assuming your edit was consistent with RS, NPOV, and BLP, the editor who kept reverting you was a turd.{{cn}}

    4. Re:Years ago, I was involved in an edit war. by BradMajors · · Score: 1

      You can't add such information on Wikipedia without a reliable citation.

    5. Re:Years ago, I was involved in an edit war. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After this, I stopped editing articles. I realized that situations like this are precisely why wikipedia isn't considered an authoritative source in the academic sense. People with more knowledge about a subject and with the supporting documentation can lose edit wars if the ignoramus on the other side has the political clout to have them blocked.

      Welcome to the real world.

    6. Re:Years ago, I was involved in an edit war. by korgitser · · Score: 1

      Well the academia is no different. The same petty politics, the same self-serving nipple rubbing. People are the same everywhere. The only difference is that academia is more p2p - If your real work is outgunned, you can hopefully find another journal or university, get a second opinion. This makes a hell of a difference - because wikipedia seems to be a central authority, you outsource much of your critical thinking and then find yourseld pissed when people happen. In academia, because of the explicit p2p nature you are forced to do your own thinking and therefore learn to deal with it to the point that it becomes programmatic and you are not able to pause to see it to be the same thing anymore.
      Also you should not underestimate the system of meta(data) you build in your mind to navigate the the academia. This meta is linked to the best and only true value system you can imagine (your's), is built on the most complete and competent data available to you (your experience) and is therefore the best you can imagine (this meta is _you_, afterall!). So you build your image of academia in the image of yourself, and then notice that academia navigates well, is predictably reliable and gets the job done. Just like you! Expect it to happen in any field though, once you invest enough brainhours.

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    7. Re:Years ago, I was involved in an edit war. by TigerNut · · Score: 2

      Having recently been involved in somewhat of an edit war (well, more of a "spirited discussion"... I'm in it for the long haul on behalf of my fellow Sunbeam Tiger owners), the "reliable citation" requirement is pretty much a nuclear handgrenade. Information is considered "reliable" if it's in a printed and published book by a "reliable source" which can be taken to mean "someone that writes a lot" - regardless of whether or not their writings are well researched in general or in particular. In our particular case, even appeals to demonstrable fact were treated with disdain because it was "original research" which is not permitted.

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    8. Re:Years ago, I was involved in an edit war. by Alef · · Score: 1

      I realized that situations like this are precisely why wikipedia isn't considered an authoritative source in the academic sense.

      The primary reason it's not used as an authoritative academic source is because it's a tertiary source, as are all encyclopaedias.

    9. Re:Years ago, I was involved in an edit war. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as if there can possibly BE a neutral point of view over something that is by definition about subjective sensory perception

      Of course there can. The NPOV of this is a statement along the lines of "some people claim (interpretation 1) while others claim (interpretation 2).[reference to interpretation 1][reference to interpretation 2]" Wikipedia's NPOV policy can basically be summed up as "if different people say different things, report both, as long as one of them isn't a total raving nutjob".

    10. Re:Years ago, I was involved in an edit war. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      I have attended one college and one university since Wikipedia was created and it's not permitted as a source *at all*. You, clearly may use it to find actual sources but it shouldn't even appear in your bibliography or sources.

      LK

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    11. Re:Years ago, I was involved in an edit war. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In our particular case, even appeals to demonstrable fact were treated with disdain because it was "original research" which is not permitted.

      Wikipedia has very specific and very strange rules.

      Wikipedia requires all citations to be three steps removed / third-party. That is, witness -> reporter -> editor -> text. The citation must be 3 steps from the original source for maximum unreliability and encyclopaedia-ness.

      The principle behind this rule is supposedly to make it possible for anyone, including people without specialist knowledge, to double check the claims against the citation. In practice, it makes putting in factual information difficult because anyone with a properly red-tape approved, factually incorrect 3rd party citation can overrule you under the system.

  11. Wikipedia's real nature by Akratist · · Score: 3, Informative

    Wikipedia has become staffed with a sizeable number of edit trolls, who know a lot about a tiny slice of something, and think that gives them great and wise moral authority over the entire domain...somewhat like real academia. I found this out the hard way when I made an edit to an article, which was modest, relevant, and neutral in tone. Immediately, it got removed by someone who left a mini-screed about it. I checked the person's history and found that they had numerous arguments with other users, but apparently still retained their account because they managed to effectively play rules lawyer with Wikipedia's policies. Again, like real academia. That said, articles like this make me cringe, because it a) turns people off of what is really an excellent resource, and b) makes Wikipedia sound like it is somehow less worthy than traditional reference sources (where no one sees the bile and acrimony that goes into the production of some of those works). It's like anything, some people are bound and determined to play the chemically imbalanced turd in the punchbowl.

    1. Re:Wikipedia's real nature by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I've never understood how to edit. I've cleaned up poor wording. I've added new content (with citations). And marked inappropriate content as such. All edits reverted, and though token reasons were given, I didn't ever understand why. For all I know, I cleaned up the poor wording of someone who got offended and reverted everything I ever did. It's too hard to casually edit, and I don't have the time or motivation to care about it.

    2. Re:Wikipedia's real nature by aiadot · · Score: 1

      think that gives them great and wise moral authority over the entire domain...somewhat like real academia

      Somewhat like the entire internet, in particular Web 2.0 domains. People love to be vocal in the virtual world. OS wars, smartphones wars, console(and PC) wars, etc in the geek realm are nothing but a different shape of the same problem. Unfortunately I'd be lying if I said I'm not guilty as well.

  12. Owning articles by jones_supa · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One of the big underlying problems seems to be that when someone is a big contributor of some article, he ends up guarding it and the article just "feels wrong" to him when someone else modifies it, even if the contributions would objectively make sense. Let the information evolve and the words be shuffled around, it's not your precious snowflake thesis...

    1. Re:Owning articles by doom · · Score: 1

      One of the big underlying problems seems to be that when someone is a big contributor of some article, he ends up guarding it and the article just "feels wrong" to him when someone else modifies it, even if the contributions would objectively make sense. Let the information evolve and the words be shuffled around, it's not your precious snowflake thesis...

      Well yeah, instant reversion of anyone's changes is one trick you might use to discourage newbies, and that no doubt works on many, though if you'd been inspired to rock-n-roll you'd find that the "owner" doesn't really have any privileges, just attitude, and it would count for much if you brought in outside arbitration (not that anything would count for much, wikipedia moderators take the most shallow reading possible to make the quickest possible decision, and then stand-by that practice as their god-given right).

      However, if you'd put in a few man-months making an article half-way decent, you might have some sympathy for someone using whatever trick, fair or foul, to discourage newbies. Particularly if you'd tried the opposite practice of watching the pinheads wander by and hack things up...

      The actual trouble with wikipedia: they tried a non-system that scaled up far better in terms of number of contributors than anyone would've expected, but can't possibly scale forward through time-- the burn-out rate on "consensus decision-making" is horrendous, as anyone who'd ever done time in an artsy non-profit collective could've told you.

      I'm of the opinion that wikipedia is choked on it's own initial success: it can't find another way to do things because the old one seems to have worked so well in the past...

  13. The Slashdot effect by Hattmannen · · Score: 1

    I'm sure all these editorial discussions will be promptly settled once and for all now that they have been slashdotted.

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  14. I remember giving up on Wiki by sandbagger · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'd been contributing to an article on a film. We'd sourced plenty of material and it was a really in-depth affair.

    Then some ding-dong undergraduate deleted it and substituted his own 35,000 word essay. This boring shot-by-shot description written in stiff prose and sprinkled with gems from the thesaurus undid a year of work and good luck trying to get it repealed because his school buddies have plenty of time to wage an edit war when the rest of us are at work.

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    1. Re:I remember giving up on Wiki by ProzacPatient · · Score: 2

      I had a similar experience with theological articles I kept attempting to keep NPOV (Neutral Point-of-View) in regard to the way some denominations interpret certain scripture in their doctrine but my edits kept getting reverted and modified by some Southern Baptist and Quaker church members (Their usernames clearly identified them as such) who insisted their point of view was the end-all and be-all and that other major points of views didn't deserve to be even mentioned in an encyclopedia.

      I remember informing Wikipedia's administrative staff of the problem but I don't think anything ever came of it.

      Long story short I've tried to contribute to Wikipedia on a number of occasions but self-proclaimed editors and people insistent on pressing their philosophy and ideas on others make it very difficult to be a contributor.

    2. Re:I remember giving up on Wiki by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that is what you get for expecting zealots not to lie and cheat to cast their religion in the correct light. The administrators that looked at your request were probably among them. Of course even paid Wiki employees cheat their system, you just managed to hit the topic they are most likely to cheat on.

  15. Remember UseNet? by minstrelmike · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's got nothing to do with Wikipedia and everything to do with
    1. How people how argue and more specifically
    2. What pedants argue about.
    You want to argue about who's going to win the Super Bowl or be purged next in North Korea? Lots of good arguments and at the end, there is an actual measurable outcome.
    Want to argue about which is the best operating system? Lots of arguing there but no measurable outcome. You can measure which is the most popular but that's like saying the most popular music is the best music. We argue about music and art.

    But the arguments over word use and definitions of fact are the most vociferous because they are the most picky. And only picky, anal retentive types will argue so the arguments get more and more precise each time. When done well, we call it science.
    But it's hard to use words and syntax well when arguing about word definitions and syntax. If you see no difference between French-Polish and Polish-French, well then there's no difference between African-American and American-African. It actually is debatable. Uninteresting to most but debatable to many.

  16. Can inanity become a superlative? by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    This is the real question being grappled with, the important issue.

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  17. Re:Repost (sorta): we had this sort of article bef by serviscope_minor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your right about that. I always corrected minor errors and its really annoying when people keep on changing them back irregardless of weather their correct or knot.

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  18. State of the Modern Society by lazarus · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can't decide if I should be thrilled that we have achieved some kind of intellectual enlightened society evidenced by our capacity to be pedantic in a globally connected ecosystem of information, or appalled that people don't have better things to do with their time.

    Perhaps we should have a discussion about this. On-line.

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    1. Re:State of the Modern Society by Zynder · · Score: 1

      Perhaps we should have a discussion about this. On-line.

      You mean "online" ;)

  19. gee by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    It's almost like it's a really bad information management model or something.

  20. Re:Repost (sorta): we had this sort of article bef by Mr+Foobar · · Score: 1

    Well played, friend, well played! :)

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  21. Final answers to stop all discussion by mwvdlee · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. Chopin was Prussian.
    2. You can only emigrate from a countrybefore receiving citizenship while already being a citizen.
    3. U2 are a UK band with Irish members.
    4. It should be capitalized with a capital T as such: "the BeaTles".
    5. J.K. Rowling's last name is pronounced "roo-ling".
    6. Jimmy Wales co-opted Wikipedia.

    Now can we finally stop the edit-wars?

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    1. Re:Final answers to stop all discussion by serviscope_minor · · Score: 3, Funny

      1. Chopin was Prussian.

      No. It's a little known fact, but he was actually Spanish[citation needed].

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    2. Re:Final answers to stop all discussion by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      7. I am the real Napster.

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    3. Re:Final answers to stop all discussion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    4. Re:Final answers to stop all discussion by slartibartfastatp · · Score: 1

      Once I was in Toronto, ON, and watched a local band perform rock covers. When I asked for the name of the band for a girl in the audience, she just waved and said "it's just an irish band".

      What is an irish band, other than and band from Ireland?

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    5. Re:Final answers to stop all discussion by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2

      4. It should be capitalized with a capital T as such: "the BeaTles".

      All kidding aside, if "the" is actually part of the band name, then grammatically/syntactically , one should refer to them as the "The Beatles" - as Stephen Colbert often does with the "The New York Times".

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    6. Re:Final answers to stop all discussion by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      And what about if the name changes? John Cougar, John Cougar Mellencamp, or John Mellencamp? Does it matter to the context? Is "John Mellencamp's American Fool is his best selling early work" incorrect because his stage name was John Cougar at the time? Or is it correct because his future and current name is John Mellencamp?

      If the Beatles ever capitalized it, then it should be fair game for either.

    7. Re:Final answers to stop all discussion by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      If the Beatles ever capitalized it, then it should be fair game for either.

      It's interesting that the drawing of Ringo Star's drum set in the WSJ article has "The Beatles" emblazoned on the bass drum skin and not simply "Beatles"...

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    8. Re:Final answers to stop all discussion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you the fact core?

  22. U2 is... by Fuzzums · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They evade their taxes in the Netherlands, so it's a Dutch band.

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    1. Re:U2 is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yip, like Ikea is a Dutch company as well.

    2. Re:U2 is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      U2 avoids taxes, not evades them. If you think libel is bad, then this difference should be important to you.

  23. Britishisms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One thing I've always hated is Wikipedia's use of kilometre, instead of kilometer, etc. I nearly flipped when my search for Jewelry ended up at Jewelery. Really? If they just implemeted a hits counter for searches, they would see that the British usage is not preferred.

    1. Re:Britishisms by BradMajors · · Score: 1

      The number of google hits is not how spelling is decided.

    2. Re: Britishisms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like jewelery. It's exactly half way between the US and UK spelling, and therefore equally incorrect to everyone.

      (The UK spelling is jewellery, by the way)

    3. Re:Britishisms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insofar as spelling is decided by majority usage, the number of Google hits can be indicative of the majority/common spelling. If the vast majority of English speakers spell it "Jewelry", then that is a correct spelling.

    4. Re:Britishisms by mythosaz · · Score: 2

      As much as it pains me, the number of google hits is pretty much how spelling is decided.

      Language is dynamic, and it's the very reason that formerly alternate spellings for words are now the "right" spellings for words.

    5. Re:Britishisms by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Why not? English is descriptive, not proscriptive. Why do you reject the use of search results to help determine popularity?

  24. Re:Repost (sorta): we had this sort of article bef by u38cg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I lost it after an article I'd written, putting a fair bit of work into, was stolen and placed on another website. An editor found this site and accused me of copyvio and then refused to simply compare timestamps. No-one has ever apologised, despite ample opportunity, and until they do, I refuse to waste my time on it.

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    [FUCK BETA]
  25. Re:Repost (sorta): we had this sort of article bef by Xest · · Score: 2

    Yes, many Wikipedia editors seem more obsessed with destruction of content rather than creation. I added something once that I didn't realise someone would be so absurdly anal as to suggest requiring a citation and they just removed the whole block of information, rather than spend literally 10 seconds searching Google to merely add the citation they so desperately wanted. I did one of those dispute deletion things and the tit who deleted it was overturned but it still put me off ever wasting my time there again.

    Wikipedia is going to reach a fundamental limit of knowledge if these people equal or outweigh the helpful editors because their whole existence will be spent removing as much content as positive contributors add and worse, it's far easier to remove content than spend time researching, citing, and correctly formatting it so destroyers of content will always have the upper hand.

  26. How to troll wikipedians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So it's basically a list of ideas on how to troll wikipedia?
    They really do try to cover every topic you'd want to know about on there!

  27. MOS:ENGVAR by tepples · · Score: 1

    Fact is that articles about American subjects are supposed to use American spelling, and articles about Commonwealth subjects are supposed to use Commonwealth spelling. Otherwise, match the spelling already in the article.

    1. Re:MOS:ENGVAR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Different languages should use different pages. The German wikipedia doesn't share pages with the French one.

      A separation between American and Commonwealth wiki would also provide less of a conflict on controversial subjects since the range of views will be more harmonized in each region.

  28. Weather or knot by tepples · · Score: 0

    weather their correct or knot

    ...must resist urge to make pun about wind speed...

    1. Re:Weather or knot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ask not for whom the wind whooshes, it whooshes for thee.

  29. In Psoviet Prussia by tepples · · Score: 2

    Chopin was Prussian.

    Does that mean in Psoviet Prussia, the Chopin article edits YOU?

  30. They see me Rowling, they hating... by tepples · · Score: 1

    Patrolling and trying the bestselling author ridin' dirty...

  31. Either the topic or an early editor was British by tepples · · Score: 0

    One thing I've always hated is Wikipedia's use of kilometre

    Please see my other comment.

  32. BS by tepples · · Score: 1

    The other one the American bulldog it's an English Bulldog and the U.S. have no native breeds of dogs. They simply cross a Bull mastiff, which is half Bulldog with a English Bulldog.

    So when an American Bulldog leaves a mess on your lawn, is it three-quarters bullshit?

    For example the U.S. has no official language

    True, the United States has no de jure official language. But because the Constitution, U.S. Code, Code of Federal Regulations, and all U.S. patents are in English, as are all state constitutions, it has a de facto official language. If you're claiming that the UK has a better claim to English than the USA because England is a country in the UK, then you also have to put down Austria, which speaks a language not named after itself.

    1. Re:BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What?

      Your argument is bass-ackwards. That's like saying "Germany has no better claim to German than Austria does, because Austria also speaks it".

      No. The clues are in the names. GERMANy. ENGLand.

      The UK does not have a better claim to English than the USA - the UK (or, more accurately, England itself) is the home of English, beginning, middle and bloody end of story. The language you speak is called "American".

    2. Re:BS by tepples · · Score: 1

      We call it English because it's mutually intelligible with English, except for those few pedants who wish that it not be mutually intelligible for some jingoist reason.

    3. Re:BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " as are all state constitutions,"

      *Ahem*

      New Mexico https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitution_of_the_State_of_New_Mexico
      and
      Hawaii https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitution_of_hawaii

      Would like a word with you.

    4. Re:BS by tepples · · Score: 1

      Touché, two states have bilingual constitutions. But there is still one language in common among all state constitutions.

    5. Re:BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure that in a few hundred years the language(s) will have diverged enough that we can just split up the site into two wikis.

    6. Re:BS by tepples · · Score: 1

      As long as Americans keep watching BBC TV shows, they won't diverge too terribly much.

  33. Let's argue about fictional ducks by TetsuoShima · · Score: 2

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:List_of_fictional_ducks

    May not be as protracted and vitriolic as some of the others but the disagreement over the notoriety of Jemima Puddleduck was hauntingly stupid.

    1. Re:Let's argue about fictional ducks by PPH · · Score: 2

      And how can a list of fictional ducks be complete without Dirty Duck?

      --
      Have gnu, will travel.
  34. I don't bother editing it anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Flame and edit wars, not to mention disappearing edits, make editing Wikipedia an waste of time.

    1. Re:I don't bother editing it anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then there's the editor-locked articles on controversial subjects. The principle of locking - a form of censorship - flies in the face of the spirit of Wikipedia. Ok it's to stop edit wars, but it hands all moderation to some guy. And try arguing with some faceless moderator on the discussion page to get an important contrary point (and an important citation) into the text. Just won't go in if the moderator doesn't like it. Then there's critical points in technical matters which simply do not have secondary sources yet and can only be cited with primary sources such as academic papers or weak sources such as original blogs.

  35. who said it? by crossmr · · Score: 1

    "Who says Wikipedians don't have a sense of humor? "
    No one, except some lame submitter trying to make a hook for an article by linking to some wikipedia page that's been around forever.

  36. My favorite by neminem · · Score: 1

    My favorite is not actually an edit war, but a close/reopen war. The article about The Game has seriously been closed and then unclosed about a dozen times, it was hilarious watching it. (Also I just lost the game.)

  37. You all have forgotten the most epic edit war. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Star Trek Into Darkness.

    http://xkcd.com/1167/

    True story, bros.

  38. Mutual intelligibility by tepples · · Score: 1

    American and Commonwealth are mutually intelligible languages, no matter how much pedants pretend they aren't. Wikimedia Foundation lacks the funds to run separate American and Commonwealth Wikipedias.

  39. Re:Repost (sorta): we had this sort of article bef by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I added something once that I didn't realise someone would be so absurdly anal as to suggest requiring a citation and they just removed the whole block of information, rather than spend literally 10 seconds searching Google to merely add the citation they so desperately wanted

    Meh, wikipedia editors gets what they ask for. If you need a citation, just refer to a non-existent paper-book. Wikipedia editors seldom take the time to check that the sources actually says what is claimed and never if it can't be looked up online.

  40. It is a sign! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This either a sign of The Apocalypse, or simply a bunch of people with way too much free time on their hands!

  41. Are U2 an 'Irish band' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another good question - shouldn't it say "IS U2 an Irish band?" While U2 is a group of people, it's also a thing.

    1. Re:Are U2 an 'Irish band' by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Nope. In non-American English, collective nouns are plural. Microsoft are a software company. And other things Americans would think odd.

  42. Re:Repost (sorta): we had this sort of article bef by tlhIngan · · Score: 2

    Yes, many Wikipedia editors seem more obsessed with destruction of content rather than creation. I added something once that I didn't realise someone would be so absurdly anal as to suggest requiring a citation and they just removed the whole block of information, rather than spend literally 10 seconds searching Google to merely add the citation they so desperately wanted. I did one of those dispute deletion things and the tit who deleted it was overturned but it still put me off ever wasting my time there again.

    Wikipedia is going to reach a fundamental limit of knowledge if these people equal or outweigh the helpful editors because their whole existence will be spent removing as much content as positive contributors add and worse, it's far easier to remove content than spend time researching, citing, and correctly formatting it so destroyers of content will always have the upper hand.

    Wikipedia reminds me of the book Animal Farm, which was originally written as a critique on Communism. Yet it appears we reached the exact same conclusions that we got nearly 70 years ago - everyone who edits is equal, but some are more equal than others.

    to be honest, it's really a wonderful experiment to see how even though we're all supposedly well educated in the matter, humans STILL end up repeating the same mistakes over and over again.

  43. Bradley Edward Manning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And stupid and pathetic war on his sexuality and weather to refer to him as 'he' or 'she'.

    1. Re:Bradley Edward Manning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haters gonna hate, lovers gonna love
      I don't really want, none of the above- I wanna piss on you
      Yes, I do. I'll piss on you. I'll pee on you............

  44. hob vs stove by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You britbongs and your silly words.

  45. Exploding Whale by almitydave · · Score: 1

    My favorite argument on that list was over the issue of whether the article Exploding Whale should contain the phrase "the blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds."

    --
    my, your, his/her/its, our, your, their
    I'm, you're, he's/she's/it's, we're, you're, they're
    1. Re:Exploding Whale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It should actually be "The blast blew blubber beyond believable bounds."

  46. "Are U2..."??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People who can't get basic grammar correct shouldn't be able to post articles.

    1. Re:"Are U2..."??? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      U2 is a collective noun. In non-American English, that makes it plural. Even if there's only one.

  47. Re:Repost (sorta): we had this sort of article bef by Smauler · · Score: 1

    You got nasty emails for just correcting grammatical errors? Why would anyone bother? Why would anyone revert to the wrong version?

    Definitely "citation needed".

  48. Gotta love this one... by frenchdude · · Score: 1

    "The article Hummus, along with other articles relating to the Arab–Israeli conflict, is currently subject to active arbitration remedies"

    1. Re:Gotta love this one... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Chickpea terrorists?

  49. Future: Last Man Standing by retroworks · · Score: 1

    My gravest concern is that the energy of contributors is finite, and that history will eventually be written by the rich. People will pay people to rewrite wikipedia to their liking. History books are written by the winners.

    --
    Gently reply
  50. Moderators there aren't too clever. by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

    I got into a debate about super cars vs sports cars (I admit, it's a bit of an empty debate) but it seems there's no such thing as a supercar, only sportscars. So I can confirm some pretty dumb shit is debated.

    What's significantly more frustrating, is I made a comedy edit to a womans profile who basically belittiles men who play games, quite harshly. (I admit, a comedy edit isn't cool) The edit was rightly removed, a moderator responded to me and said don't do it again. I said fine, I'd already posted the link on a gaming discussion board, someone else makes a similar edit, moderator bans me for editing the page. No idea what an IP address is or username but someones US cable IP does not match my Australian ADSL IP in the slightest.
    After that ban, I vowed never to donate to the site again, I've heard many reports about the moderation there, some real power mongering going on and king of the internet syndrome. Fuck em.

    1. Re:Moderators there aren't too clever. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Probably some guy who wanted is Corvette to be in the same "class" as multi-million dollar supercars. A supercar is a sports car costing more 10x the average car price, with a performance advantage over sports cars of lower price.

    2. Re:Moderators there aren't too clever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Begun, the Car Wars has!

    3. Re:Moderators there aren't too clever. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I get mine at Uncle Albert's Auto and Gunnery Shop.

  51. Slightly off topic, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I made up my mind about Desiree Washington when I heard her 911 call. If memory serves it went something like "Heh, yeah, I kinda think I've been raped." I'd search for the tube if I thought anyone cared at this point. Still burns me though, having heard it myself.

    1. Re:Slightly off topic, but by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Granted, I'm a boxing fan so I don't claim to be objective but it's insanity that someone can have a history of making false rape allegations and the judge doesn't allow the jury to consider that.

      LK

      --
      "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
  52. Re:Repost (sorta): we had this sort of article bef by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're part of the problem and not the solution. I've got yer citation right here: 8===========D

  53. Thanks for reminding me... by funkify · · Score: 1

    Thanks for reminding me why I will NEVER donate to Wikipedia. Just when I was starting to get soft and let their ads get to me, I remember why I stopped editing articles, never to return. Obsessive persistence is rewarded above accuracy.

  54. Wikipedia - tool to search lost refrences + edits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I made several additions to the "Zooming User Interfaces" section of Wikipedia which were quickly removed thanks to the losers destroying the Wikipedia system.

        Is there anyway to search the deleted posts on any given subject? Seems a tool like this might negate the ego contest of maintaining front page control.

  55. Re:Repost (sorta): we had this sort of article bef by doom · · Score: 1

    to be honest, it's really a wonderful experiment to see how even though we're all supposedly well educated in the matter, humans STILL end up repeating the same mistakes over and over again.

    And it ain't just at wikipedia, is it?

    Techies are people who skipped out on learning anything about social organization, and yet always think they're qualified to re-invent it all from scratch...

  56. Nam Pronounciation by brunnegd · · Score: 1

    A New Yorker once told me, a country boy, that I was not pronouncing my name properly. I told him I could spell it "Smith" and pronounce it "Brown" if I wanted to, since it is my name. So an editor telling Rowling how to pronounce her name would appear to be an overbearing idiot.

  57. What am I by brunnegd · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine is one-quarter Irish, one-quarter Black, one-quarter American Indian, and one-quarter spanish. What does he call himself? An American. Enough said.

  58. Re:Repost (sorta): we had this sort of article bef by AbsGeekNZ · · Score: 1

    This is possibly the only correct usage of "irregardless" known to exist....made me LOL