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Engineers: Traffic Studies Use Simulation Software, Not Lane Closings

Lucas123 writes "The so-called 'traffic study' that closed New Jersey access lanes on the heavily traveled George Washington Bridge last September has left engineers scratching their heads, because in modern America, simulation software is used instead of closing down lanes. One of the best sources for simulation data are video camera systems that use software to count vehicles on roadways. Traffic studies use microscopic traffic simulations to create virtual environments that can model driver behavior to road changes with exacting detail. Instead, the Port Authority, under Gov. Chris Christie, shut down two of the three access lanes for four days last September from Fort Lee to the George Washington Bridge without warning the public, citing a 'traffic study.' 'I would be pretty confident that if we knew exactly which lanes are closed we could replicate that, and it would show exactly how bad the backups are going to be,' said Lorenzo Rotoli, an engineer and vice president at Fisher Associates, a civil engineering firm in New York that works on roads, bridges and signal systems."

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  1. In other words ... by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Informative

    This was a spiteful and petty act of retribution, pretty much much as reported already.

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    1. Re:In other words ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Exactly. Fuck West Virginia.

    2. Re:In other words ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Never attribute to malice..."

      Gov. Crisco steps outside for a midday roasted turkey and all of a sudden it's pandemonium. Can't a man cross a bridge in peace anymore?

    3. Re:In other words ... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't even understand this story. The smoking gun has already been found, reported, and Jon Stewart did a whole send-up of it last week.

      Why would anybody still be trying to figure out if the attempted cover-up was bogus or not?

      I realize the guy has aspirations for power, but if he were successful we can be confident he'd appoint the same kind of viscous, vindictive, psychopathic cronies who would do similar things at his behest (irrespective of whether he know about this incident). That's not a tradition we can afford to continue in Washington.

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    4. Re:In other words ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck getting elected now ya meathead.
      Rand Paul can run circles around this guy.

    5. Re:In other words ... by rhazz · · Score: 1

      This article would be better suited as a comment on the older story. It adds very little to the discussion given that everybody already knows it wasn't for an actual traffic study. That is, unless the nutjobs are still trying to argue that it was a traffic study? (I didn't RTFA...)

    6. Re:In other words ... by tripleevenfall · · Score: 2

      I for one am shocked, shocked, to hear of political corruption in New Jersey.

    7. Re:In other words ... by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I must confess, unless it's just to get page hits, or to demonstrate that nobody could plausibly claim to have really been doing a traffic study ... I find myself asking the same question.

      However, in modern politics, you don't refute the facts, you provide your own 'facts' and talk really loud about something else.

      Maybe this is just a more reasoned attempt to short circuit that.

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    8. Re:In other words ... by daremonai · · Score: 4, Funny

      Geography is sooo overrated.

    9. Re:In other words ... by nbauman · · Score: 4, Informative

      I don't even understand this story. The smoking gun has already been found, reported, and Jon Stewart did a whole send-up of it last week.

      Why would anybody still be trying to figure out if the attempted cover-up was bogus or not?

      Slashdot got the mathematical modeling angle.

    10. Re:In other words ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Fuck West Virginia.

      Yeah, fuck them!

      Wait, what does this have to do with West Virginia? Was the traffic delay that bad?

    11. Re:In other words ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Gov Christie's terms, it was a political vendetta that morphed into a political vendetta.

    12. Re:In other words ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it was NPR or a local morning comedy show where they talked to people that familiar with that area and said as much. Not only that but the traffic situation was as bad as if they shut the bridge down completely.

      I made the comment already but a fat fucking idiot that hasn't learned to grow up, and to add insult to injury, he should be the new Saddam Hussein for Iraq, he has dictator qualities that mimic a complete asshole.

    13. Re:In other words ... by bobbied · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Good luck getting elected now ya meathead. Rand Paul can run circles around this guy.

      Rand Paul? Ok, you are one of those people. Cruz has more name recognition and you won't find many confused Rand with Ron (his father) which is a serious problem because Ron is NUTS.

      About Christie, All I can say is it really sucks being the perceived "front runner" because *everybody* is gunning for you. It's easier to fund raise, but at three years out you'd rather not draw such attention and fund raising is not exactly in full swing yet. Nobody would care about a "traffic study" if he was #3 or #4 on the list of contenders.

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    14. Re:In other words ... by bobbied · · Score: 1

      I for one am shocked, shocked, to hear of political corruption in New Jersey.

      Then you will be SHOCKED to hear there is a lot more in Washington DC..

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    15. Re:In other words ... by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      It's also not a tradition we can stop in Washington, if you haven't noticed.

    16. Re:In other words ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya got me.
      Libertarian does have a certain ring about it that totalitarian just doesn't.

    17. Re:In other words ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in DC and haven't heard of any thuggish retribution like this. Maybe Jersey is more honest but more bare knuckles.

    18. Re:In other words ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Microscopic"?

    19. Re:In other words ... by jythie · · Score: 1

      Pity they end up being pretty much the same thing.

    20. Re:In other words ... by ArtForz · · Score: 3, Funny

      Viscous cronies? So... they're really thick?

    21. Re:In other words ... by icebike · · Score: 2

      I don't even understand this story. The smoking gun has already been found, reported, and Jon Stewart did a whole send-up of it last week.
        That's not a tradition we can afford to continue in Washington.

      Well, lets wait till the proof is in before we assume it wasn't an action taken by some over-zealous underling, instead of Christie himself.

      After all, the same people rushing to condemn Christie gleefully accept the same excuse from Obama, when he claims he didn't know, and wasn't told.

      What I want to know, is why any state's DOT would take orders like that EVEN if they thought it came from the Governor himself.
      Most rational state governments do not allow the Governor to micro-manage road and lane closures, for non-emergency reasons, and when there is a real emergency need, the DOT is usually well ahead of the elected officials.

      Why does New Jersey allow a governor to make that call?

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    22. Re:In other words ... by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Official policy is that you're not allowed to talk about the Presidential election for 1 more year, and you really should be waiting 2. At this point, speculation as to what might happen to him politically in two years is a complete waste of air.

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    23. Re:In other words ... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      I think the real issue now is digging to figure out what level involvement That Gov. Chris Christie had in this.

      Being that this isn't a normal process of closing lanes for a study, you may expect some people, stopping and saying what why and perhaps ask for higher authority on if this is really what they want to do.

      Now could Christie be responsible? Maybe, maybe not. It is not too hard to think some political suck ups on his team, more then happy to do the Dirty Work, even if he never really wanted it, and took his off handed comment as a means to be ambitious and push. Being if it actually worked to his advantage he would get the praises.

      That said, Christie may have ordered the closings and tried hard to cover his tracks. However I don't see this as too possible, just because closing the bridge, a border crossing from NY to his own state, it would cause people to be more angry at the Governor then some unknown Mayer.

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    24. Re:In other words ... by smooth+wombat · · Score: 4, Informative

      The smoking gun has already been found,

      Not according to Fox. On their opening broadcast when the initial emails were released, the first words out of the talking head's mouth was (as near as I can remember), "There was no smoking gun found in the documents released today about the New Jersey bridge shutdown."

      Why would anybody still be trying to figure out if the attempted cover-up was bogus or not?

      Again, going back to Fox, they're still wondering why people are so enamored with this story. After the first day they essentially dropped all coverage except for a tiny blurb along the right side of their web page, and then only to keep wondering why the media was so focused on this event.

      I realize using Fox as a reference is akin to using the National Enquirer, but I'm just answering your questions.

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    25. Re:In other words ... by SpankiMonki · · Score: 5, Informative

      What I want to know, is why any state's DOT would take orders like that EVEN if they thought it came from the Governor himself. Most rational state governments do not allow the Governor to micro-manage road and lane closures, for non-emergency reasons, and when there is a real emergency need, the DOT is usually well ahead of the elected officials.

      Why does New Jersey allow a governor to make that call?

      NY and NJ DOTs have nothing to do with it. The GWB is run by the Port Authority of New York & New Jersey which separate from the state governments. The only reason the NJ governor's office was able to pull this off was because of their appointees & other cronies inside the PANYNJ.

    26. Re:In other words ... by Grishnakh · · Score: 0

      Because New Jersey is one of the most corrupt states in the nation (behind Illinois of course).

    27. Re:In other words ... by icebike · · Score: 1, Interesting

      When a legitimate whistle blower becomes a world wide hunted "criminal" and you don't notice, that's a problem.
      When the FBI and the CIA start enforcing movie company copyrights with trans-boarder raids, and you don't notice, that's a problem.
      When the CIA has presidential airplanes from foreign countries detained and searched in third countries, and you think its normal, that's a serious problem.

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    28. Re:In other words ... by ShaunC · · Score: 3, Informative

      For what it's worth, I was watching CNN coverage last night (Piers Morgan, Anderson Cooper) and both had their share of panelists who were also saying there is no smoking gun. I haven't had time yet to look at today's developments, but I haven't seen anything that directly implicates Governor Christie. He just comes out looking incompetent for not knowing what his top aides were up to, which isn't much better.

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    29. Re:In other words ... by braeldiil · · Score: 4, Informative

      And this is a perfect example of how, if you repeat your false story enough times, people will believe it. The IRS office in question flagged groups from all over the political spectrum to determine if they were engaging in political activities that would prevent them from being tax exempt charities. Yes, they used "Tea Party" as a flag for further investigation, but they also used "Occupy". They were attempting to enforce the law passed by Congress, albeit in a very bad, possibly illegal way. For the record, they started these investigations after specific requests from Congress to make sure these nonprofits weren't breaking the law. But the House very carefully tailored their requests to make it appear that only conservative groups were targeted, and attempted to supress testimony that demonstrated groups from all over the spectrum were affected. Once the full testimony transcripts were released, the press realized there wasn't really much of a story and mostly dropped it. But low-information voters like you never bothered to follow the story to its end.

    30. Re:In other words ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One is ruled by the private sector, the other the public. What's the difference?

    31. Re:In other words ... by i+kan+reed · · Score: 2, Informative

      And notably, every single conservative political group eventually got their tax exempt status, even before the "scandal" broke, while at least a few liberal groups got denied, in the end.

      I think we can all dream of a world where all those groups got denied the ability to influence our elections while not paying taxes, but no luck yet.

    32. Re:In other words ... by KernelMuncher · · Score: 1

      It's keeping the topic in the public's view. The longer this scandal lasts, the more people hear about it and the more damage done to Christie's reputation. Fanning the flames . . .

    33. Re:In other words ... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      So why don't you move to the Democratic Republic of Congo or the People's Republic of China if you think names, rather than ideals, are that important?

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    34. Re:In other words ... by xevioso · · Score: 1

      They were screwed...by chemicals in their water.

    35. Re:In other words ... by xevioso · · Score: 2

      Just like Christie.

    36. Re:In other words ... by JustOK · · Score: 4, Funny

      NOT TRUE! The study of rocks is very critical.

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    37. Re:In other words ... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      I realize the guy has aspirations for power, but if he were successful we can be confident he'd appoint the same kind of viscous, vindictive, psychopathic cronies who would do similar things at his behest (irrespective of whether he know about this incident).

      Alas, I guess pretty much any of the front runners for the office of President fits into this category. I mean, Hillary has her "hit" list, and I'm guessing the Clintons are still pissed at a number of people who they feel threw her under the bus to support Obama that first time around.

      But not just them...this kind of thing happens in most all political machines, if not the candidate themselves, their staff gets very zealous.

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    38. Re:In other words ... by cayenne8 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      However, in modern politics, you don't refute the facts, you provide your own 'facts' and talk really loud about something else.

      The current administration has honed this down to a very fine skill.

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    39. Re:In other words ... by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      > For the record, they started these investigations after specific requests from Congress to make sure
      > these nonprofits

      I see, and why is it that congress should be making such specific requests and even more so, why is it that the IRS should be listening to them? Congress has many powers, including making the laws and funding the groups that enforce them, and oversight of the same. However, that is not the same as having the power to decide who should be under consideration for enforcement.

      It would be one thing if a congressman reported, just like anyone else can, evidence that he thought a specific group was in violation of the law. Sure. However, I see no reason why such a report should be taken as especially likely to be true over anyone else or given any more special priority; nor do I see why they should be able to make broader requests about categories of groups.

      All of this pretty clearly falls under executive functions. To allow members of congress to direct executive functions risks the use of those functions for political reasons, which, is clear corruption any way you slice it.

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    40. Re:In other words ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're trying to win an election, all you have to do is delay approval until the election is over. After that, it doesn't matter whether or not they're approved.

    41. Re:In other words ... by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      I assume this is a evidence substantiated sub-theory, rather than absurdly shifted goalposts when reality shows to be the opposite of paranoid claims. Right?

    42. Re:In other words ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this is a perfect example of how, if you repeat your false story enough times, people will believe it.

      The IRS office in question flagged groups from all over the political spectrum to determine if they were engaging in political activities that would prevent them from being tax exempt charities. Yes, they used "Tea Party" as a flag for further investigation, but they also used "Occupy". They were attempting to enforce the law passed by Congress, albeit in a very bad, possibly illegal way. For the record, they started these investigations after specific requests from Congress to make sure these nonprofits weren't breaking the law.

      But the House very carefully tailored their requests to make it appear that only conservative groups were targeted, and attempted to supress testimony that demonstrated groups from all over the spectrum were affected. Once the full testimony transcripts were released, the press realized there wasn't really much of a story and mostly dropped it. But low-information voters like you never bothered to follow the story to its end.

      You must have missed how the IRS admitted to the bad behavior, they tried to blame it on some underlings in the Chicago office, and Lois Lerner pleaded the 5th and eventually resigned. The IRS was behaving like a political dirty tricks squad, whether you wish to accept it or not.

    43. Re:In other words ... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      And this is a perfect example of how, if you repeat your false story enough times, people will believe it. The IRS office in question flagged groups from all over the political spectrum to determine if they were engaging in political activities that would prevent them from being tax exempt charities. Yes, they used "Tea Party" as a flag for further investigation, but they also used "Occupy". They were attempting to enforce the law passed by Congress, albeit in a very bad, possibly illegal way. For the record, they started these investigations after specific requests from Congress to make sure these nonprofits weren't breaking the law. But the House very carefully tailored their requests to make it appear that only conservative groups were targeted, and attempted to supress testimony that demonstrated groups from all over the spectrum were affected. Once the full testimony transcripts were released, the press realized there wasn't really much of a story and mostly dropped it. But low-information voters like you never bothered to follow the story to its end.

      This reply has ironically enough, been posted multiple times in this thread....as if saying it often enough, makes it believable.

      That being said, can you provide links for your version of this information?

      One of your folks that have somewhat parroted this answer did give a link, but said link said the opposite, that virtually NO liberal or liberal sounding groups were caught up in the IRS extreme scrutiny. Again this is a link someone else posted HERE.

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    44. Re:In other words ... by catfood · · Score: 1

      Which was probably overly generous to them. You can't seriously tell me that all of the thousands of little organizations with variations of "tea party" in their names were all compliant with their tax-exempt status. Even in the absence of a deliberate overarching strategy to break the law, people just aren't that good at following rules when they're not expecting special scrutiny.

    45. Re:In other words ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After the election. Once the Boss was out of danger.

    46. Re:In other words ... by Entropius · · Score: 2

      Given that the governments in New York and New Jersey don't even give lip service to actually having the best interests of the people at heart, shouldn't the ownership of critical infrastructure, held in trust for the people, be in the hands of someone else?

    47. Re:In other words ... by OakDragon · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, the Watergate Hotel wants you to know that their staff would never rifle through your papers and other belongings while you are away from the room.

    48. Re:In other words ... by Entropius · · Score: 2

      Didn't Christie directly say it was a traffic study? Regardless of whether he ordered it or not (abuse of power), he's now engaged in lying and obstruction of justice.

    49. Re:In other words ... by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      Well, the trick is that being mostly new organizations, they hadn't done anything yet, that was actually political. There wasn't a meaningful history to judge them on.

      I'd wager my last dollar than any that actually raised any money did so entirely for political reasons.

    50. Re:In other words ... by Entropius · · Score: 1

      The private sector doesn't get to show up with guns and force me to do something (if they're truly private).

      Most egregious abuses of private-sector power usually involve corruption of the public sector...

    51. Re:In other words ... by i+kan+reed · · Score: 4, Interesting

      So, you're saying that the organizations were illegally dedicated to political purposes, in spite of their application for tax exemption?

      I don't get the logic here... are you trying to say how unfair it was to scrutinize people for a felony so they couldn't commit a felony?

    52. Re:In other words ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I blame an anti- Muslim video.

    53. Re:In other words ... by Lord+Lemur · · Score: 1

      In his defense, he may have caused a traffic jam. It's not like he started 2 decade long wars, and oversaw the largest single destruction of wealth in human history.

    54. Re:In other words ... by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      I agree. Several times in different stories CNN has said there was also no smoking gun. I was only commenting on the OP who was questioning about a smoking gun.

      So far, there is none. All the emails show the shutdown was solely because of his Asst Chief of Staff and some people on the Port Authority Board.

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    55. Re:In other words ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, liberal and conservative groups were treated differently. Liberal groups could be approved at field offices, while conservative groups were to be sent to group 7822 in DC for further screening. Once there, they were held for years until the election was safely over. There is substantial statistical evidence that this affected the result of the 2012 election (turnout was particularly low among the Tea Party demographic--low enough to swing results in several key states). There is also video evidence (in the form of anti-Citizens United diatribes) that the President was likely to be OK with it. Finally, this scandal and the related scandal of the disclosure by the IRS of confidential donor lists, are being investigated by an Obama donor. And no charges will be brought. And nobody lost their job.

    56. Re:In other words ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cruz, really? The major problem with Cruz and I mean MAJOR is that he is arguably ineligible to be president as he is still a naturally born citizen of Canada.

      There is another wrinkle that makes the Tea Party heads explode, when I point it out. Once he renounces his citizenship of Canada, Cruz would be eligible. However, Cruz would be considered a naturally born citizen under the exact same law that would have made Obama a naturally born citizen even if Obama had been born in Kenya.

    57. Re:In other words ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, but you have to keep in mind that Fox is very busy still trying to gin up the wingnut's fake Benghazi scandal.

    58. Re:In other words ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, we demand some lip service!

    59. Re:In other words ... by tepples · · Score: 1

      One difference is that poor people at least theoretically have a recognized means to express lack of confidence in the leadership of the public sector: voting.

    60. Re:In other words ... by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Alas, I guess pretty much any of the front runners for the office of President fits into this category. I mean, Hillary has her "hit" list, and I'm guessing the Clintons are still pissed at a number of people who they feel threw her under the bus to support Obama that first time around.

      You "guess"? "Still pissed"? If you;'re going to try to shift some of the shit from your Republican friends over to the Democrat lines, you need some actual examples of things that have actually been done. Not your imagination of someone else's private emotions.

    61. Re:In other words ... by ttucker · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I assume this is a evidence substantiated sub-theory, rather than absurdly shifted goalposts when reality shows to be the opposite of paranoid claims. Right?

      Nobody is shifting the goalposts, besides you. The original complaint was that the IRS delayed the applications, such that the groups could not participate in the political debate leading to the 2012 US presidential election. The groups in fact were not able to participate. Nobody gives a shit, really, whether they were granted the status afterwards... it is a superfluous detail, only further supporting the original thesis.

    62. Re:In other words ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't Christie directly say it was a traffic study? Regardless of whether he ordered it or not (abuse of power), he's now engaged in lying and obstruction of justice.

      It's only lying if he knew it wasn't a traffic study. Everything so far indicates he was mislead by his subordinates (who he promptly fired).

      Also, while not supporting Fox's coverage, using Jon Stewart as a reference is even worse.

    63. Re:In other words ... by jfengel · · Score: 1

      There are several reasons:

      1. There are lawsuits in progress. Courts have generally set a very high bar for lawsuits against public officials. If they can claim that they were just doing their job, even by a stretch of the imagination, they can usually get away with it. (That's not entirely unreasonable, since they also tend to be the targets of vindictive or politically motivated lawsuits, and the courts want to keep the bar to try to exclude those.) The gun here smokes pretty hard, but they're going to need a real mountain to clear that bar. (And if you say that means the bar has been set too high, given what we've seen so far... yeah, I agree.)

      2. It's not just courts you have to convince, it's voters, and they can be pretty thick. Most voters are partisan, and will vote the same way every time, regardless of how much evidence you shove at them. And those voters are about evenly divided. It takes a mountain of evidence to reliably shift those few undecided voters your way. Especially since Christie's supporters will be engaging in a similar effort to disgrace his opponents. (Whether warranted or not, of course, is for the voters to decide; they'll present what they've got.)

      3. As smoking as the gun is, it's almost certainly not enough to have Christie impeached. I'm not taking a position on whether that's warranted or not, but there's every reason to keep reporting it until legislators reach a decision.

      This doesn't really move the needle all that much, and I don't expect it to be reported much in the popular media. It's of only minor interest as news for nerds.

    64. Re:In other words ... by Entropius · · Score: 1

      If Christie is dumb enough to believe that it's a traffic study and repeat it without verifying, then he is guilty of incompetence at a level that warrants the same sort of condemnation as corruption does.

    65. Re:In other words ... by SpankiMonki · · Score: 4, Informative

      That being said, can you provide links for your version of this information?

      Here.

      ...and here.

      ...and here.

    66. Re:In other words ... by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      Again, going back to Fox, they're still wondering why people are so enamored with this story.

      If the goal of the story is wrestle Fox into submission with the power of sweet reason, I think people are going to be disappointed. If Fox was susceptible to rational analysis, they wouldn't be Fox.

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    67. Re:In other words ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most egregious abuses of private-sector power usually involve corruption of the public sector...

      And, a powerful private sector with highly centralized wealth will always be able to corrupt and control the public sector --- that's why massive private power hierarchies are just as insidious as an unaccountable, autocratic public sector. Without simultaneously dismantling the accumulated power of private-sector oligarchs, fighting for more nominal "freedom" from public-sector interventions will only increase tyranny.

    68. Re:In other words ... by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      So... you give no justification, evidence, support, for this sub-theory, just assert it and act like you won? I mean, I made an honest attempt to read up about it, and I can't find anything substantive to support this claim(much less a meaningful claim that it was one sided, and affected "conservative" groups alone).

    69. Re:In other words ... by icebike · · Score: 1

      You also gave no evidence of your claim. You just tossed it out there as if it was fact.

      And notably, every single conservative political group eventually got their tax exempt status

      Prove it or STFU.

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    70. Re:In other words ... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Ha! As if that previous republican loony didn't adopt spreading FUD and bullshit as his standard operating procedure! No, it's just "blame the skinny black guy".

      Nope, never said that. Sure, previous administrations have always attempted to shun bad attention, but the present one, I've observed, has brought this capability to new heights. They have not owned anything, and have been quite successful at shifting blame and/or distracting attention away from scandal and wrongdoing with "ooh...something shiny".

      The only stink that has somewhat stuck to them so far, is Obamacare....that seems to still be holding and try as they might, they have not been able to even shake the media from it, and the general media usually is quite friendly to the current administration, and has been since the beginning.

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    71. Re:In other words ... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      he'd appoint the same kind of viscous, vindictive, psychopathic cronies

      I can see where we might be concerned by vindictive or psychopathic cronies, but I can't see much need to be concerned about cronies with a thick, sticky consistency between solid and liquid...

      Or did you mean viscious? Yeah, that much be it....

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    72. Re:In other words ... by SpankiMonki · · Score: 1

      Given that the governments in New York and New Jersey don't even give lip service to actually having the best interests of the people at heart, shouldn't the ownership of critical infrastructure, held in trust for the people, be in the hands of someone else?

      Maybe it wasn't clear in my post...the infrastructure managed by the PANYNJ (an interstate agency) isn't in the hands of the governments of NY or NJ. In fact, the creation of the Port Authority was (in large part) to remove the influence and corruption of local/state politics:

      • "The idea for the Port Authority was conceived during the Progressive Era, which aimed at the reduction of political corruption and at increasing the efficiency of government. With the Port Authority at a distance from political pressures, it was able to carry longer-term infrastructure projects irrespective of the election cycles and in a more efficient manner."

      Current scandal aside, I think they've actually done a pretty decent job - considering the cesspool of corruption in that part of the country.

    73. Re:In other words ... by i+kan+reed · · Score: 2

      The IRS used inappropriate criteria that identified for review Tea Party and other organizations applying for tax-exempt status based upon their names or policy positions instead of indications of potential political campaign intervention. Ineffective management: 1) allowed inappropriate criteria to be developed and stay in place for more than 18 months, 2) resulted in substantial delays in processing certain applications, and 3) allowed unnecessary information requests to be issued. Although the processing of some applications with potential significant political campaign intervention was started soon after receipt, no work was completed on the majority of these applications for 13 months.... For the 296 total political campaign intervention applications [reviewed in the audit] as of December 17, 2012, 108 had been approved, 28 were withdrawn by the applicant, none had been denied.

      treasury.gov

    74. Re:In other words ... by icebike · · Score: 1

      Date of

      And the date of the election........ ??

      296 with tea party connections
      101 approved (most well after the election)
      28 withdrawn
      That leaves.....
      167 STILL UNAPPROVED as of 12/2012

      More than half still pending after the scandal broke and was investigated!!!
      ALL of them were delayed so long as to remove them from the election effort completely.

      None denied my ass. Where it the detailed report on the remaining 167.
      Nice cherry picking of data there.
      You Kan (selectively) read.

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    75. Re:In other words ... by DexterIsADog · · Score: 2

      The original complaint was that the IRS delayed the applications, such that the groups could not participate in the political debate leading to the 2012 US presidential election. The groups in fact were not able to participate.

      This garbage is getting tiresome. NO ONE prevented those groups from participating, not even a little bit. Their COMPLAINT (which is false) was that they couldn't fund their activities on MY dime as bogus tax exempt groups.

      I'm tired of this wah, wah, wah, when not only is the actual complaint a lie, the lie is compounded by posts like yours which claim something even farther from the truth.

    76. Re:In other words ... by DexterIsADog · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points I'd forego posting just to mod this up. :-)

    77. Re:In other words ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their COMPLAINT (which is false) was that they couldn't fund their activities on MY dime as bogus tax exempt groups.

      The problem is SOME were allowed to do that. It's either all, or nothing: anything else is unfair.

    78. Re:In other words ... by virtigex · · Score: 1

      Quite correct. According the Fox News front page right now, the story of the day is Benghazi.

    79. Re:In other words ... by radtea · · Score: 1

      Because it means not only has Chris Christie lied and continues to lie about this, Chris Christie's lies were transparently stupid lies. So not only is Chris Christie a petty, vindictive liar, he is an incompetent petty vindictive liar.

      Alternatively, he's a terrible manager who surrounded himself with incompetent petty vindictive liars who he failed to communicate with effectively over a period of years.

      Really, this story is about how stupid and incompetent Chris Christie is, which is a little different form how dishonest and vindictive he is.

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    80. Re:In other words ... by Teancum · · Score: 1

      And, a powerful private sector with highly centralized wealth will always be able to corrupt and control the public sector

      Which is where your argument breaks down. Laws can and should be enacted to keep any organization from threatening your liberty, and small organizations in general work best so no single person or group can impose their views upon anybody else. While Adam Smith wrote much about how capitalism is a good thing and how it can help solve a whole bunch of societies problems, he also wrote extensively about the evils of monopolies too.

      Monopolies are just as bad for society as incompetent and out of control governments. Both need to be scaled down and made manageable so ordinary people can fight back against them. If that was the point of your rant, I agree.

    81. Re:In other words ... by Teancum · · Score: 1

      I agree that Ted Cruz should be seen as ineligible for the Presidency.... and just as much as Arnold Schwarzenegger should be seen as ineligible for the same reasons.

      I hope it makes people in the so-called Tea Party get angry, and good for them when they have this crammed down their throat.

    82. Re:In other words ... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Reaching criticality merely through study seems unlikely.

    83. Re:In other words ... by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      The most egregious abuses of private-sector power involve destruction or contamination of the commons.

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    84. Re:In other words ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but if he were successful we can be confident he'd appoint the same kind of viscous, vindictive, psychopathic cronies

      I don't think Christie had much choice given that he had to hire from New Jersey.

    85. Re:In other words ... by Teancum · · Score: 1

      Running for the presidency is a full time job now, and it really does take at least eight years of running to be successful. If anything, Barack Obama should be congratulated for showing it doesn't need to take that long, but most other successful campaigns easily took that long or longer including a failed bid earlier. To look at two examples, just look at Ronald Reagan (who lost the nomination in 1976 as a sort of warm up to his 1980 campaign) and George W. Bush (who was arguably running for President at the same time he was running as Governor of Texas). Even Bill Clinton took far longer than four years before he became President. Richard Nixon took almost 30 years to become President from when he started his campaign (including eight years serving as VP). Jimmy Carter pretty much started his campaign right when the Watergate scandals were going on.

      It doesn't surprise me to see Chris Christie trying to follow that and get his foot in the door, as if his presence at the last Republican National Convention wasn't enough to show that he wanted to be a major contender. If somebody doesn't already have their campaign already well financed and organized right now, there is no way they will become President in 2016. That isn't to say that people like Mr. Christie will be safe, and if anything it is stuff like this bridge that will cause campaigns to implode.

    86. Re:In other words ... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      That costs extra.

    87. Re:In other words ... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      While there is some small overlap between Tea Partiers and the Birthers, they really are completely distinct groups.

    88. Re:In other words ... by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      You asked me to back up my claim. Which has been thoroughly demonstrated, whereas yours is reaching bullshittery, wherein you try to imply simultaneously that undue scrutiny was placed on these organizations for being "political" in primary purpose just due to a conservative nature, while simultaneously playing up the importance of an election.

    89. Re:In other words ... by runningduck · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, could it possibly be that none of the scandals stick because there is an overabundance of noise based on non-scandals? I am not saying that there are not real issues with Obama or that there are not things that could raise to the level of scandal. I am just saying that there is so much B.S. being thrown at Obama that any real scandal would get lost in the mix.

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    90. Re:In other words ... by runningduck · · Score: 4, Interesting

      So your grievance is that groups which should not qualify for the tax status if they are political were delayed with their participating in the political debate?

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    91. Re:In other words ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember, of the last 8 Presidents, only the two Democrats have had ZERO, let's repeat that, ZERO White House Staff convicted for any crime committed while working for the White House.
      Despite the endless tirades against Clinton, the only thing that 'stuck' was a BJ which was certainly not sex within the statutory definition, which is why only a civil fine could be imposed.
      Now we have the same endless tirades, except no stained dress.
      Give it up. You can't scream scandal while producing no evidence whatever and still be taken seriously

    92. Re:In other words ... by Mashdar · · Score: 2

      To be fair, the law states that the "primary purpose" of the group cannot be political, which is generally been interpreted as >50% of financial resources going to "non-political" action, whatever that means. It sounded like someone started doing database queries for words they thought were relevant for screening the database. Then someone else screamed that querying the database was unconstitutional.

    93. Re:In other words ... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      DO you do that in real life, just blame Obama for everything in everyday conversations.

      You, sir, are a paranoid loon. I didn't blame Obama for anything, I made a general statement of contempt for modern politics and politicians -- I think they're all full of shit. The rest is your own dumb shit.

      DO you do this in daily life? Spout out unsubstantiated conspiracy theories to the point that people won't make eye contact with you?

      Or do you just have a tiny penis and the need to randomly shout out loudly for attention?

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    94. Re:In other words ... by ttucker · · Score: 1

      So your grievance is that groups which should not qualify for the tax status if they are political were delayed with their participating in the political debate?

      Reiterating the point of a debate is hardly a grievance. Whether the political party is mine or not, the questions arising from the actions of the IRS deserve an intelligent debate... which would consist of answering of the actual questions asked.

    95. Re:In other words ... by ttucker · · Score: 1

      As the OP pointed out, most of the groups were eventually given the tax-exempt status... so they couldn't have been that bad! Richard Nixon pioneered the idea of using the executive bureaucracy to punish his political opponents, and it is a practice which continues to this day. This is not a partisan issue, this is a need for political revolution issue.

    96. Re:In other words ... by ttucker · · Score: 1

      So... you give no justification, evidence, support, for this sub-theory, just assert it and act like you won? I mean, I made an honest attempt to read up about it, and I can't find anything substantive to support this claim(much less a meaningful claim that it was one sided, and affected "conservative" groups alone).

      I was not aware that a winner would be selected. You claimed that the, "goalposts had been shifted", so I reiterated the original complaint. Make intelligent points, and people will certainly listen.

    97. Re:In other words ... by ttucker · · Score: 1

      The original complaint was that the IRS delayed the applications, such that the groups could not participate in the political debate leading to the 2012 US presidential election. The groups in fact were not able to participate.

      This garbage is getting tiresome. NO ONE prevented those groups from participating, not even a little bit. Their COMPLAINT (which is false) was that they couldn't fund their activities on MY dime as bogus tax exempt groups. I'm tired of this wah, wah, wah, when not only is the actual complaint a lie, the lie is compounded by posts like yours which claim something even farther from the truth.

      All that you know how to write is garbage. I checked.

    98. Re:In other words ... by Mashdar · · Score: 1

      I may be biased from a technocratic standpoint but here is a summary of the events as I understand them:

      * Agency 'A' is responsible for implementing policy 'P', which stipulates which applicants are to be awarded status 'S'.
      * 'A' has a database, 'D', containing the applications for 'S'.
      * Upon receipt of 'P', outstanding applications must be checked for compliance.
      * A set of database queries for 'D' are formed through non-algorithmic means (ie people came up with some terms they thought were common to political groups).
      * 'D' was queried and the results were held until further human review.

      I don't really see any issue here, unless your problem is with:
      * Bureaucracy in general - But there is no other way to run a large organization, given the shortcomings of human beings. That is really a totally separate debate.
      * The method of generating queries, which could easily have been biased. But requiring queries to be formed algorithmically would generate large cost overhead, as would a full re-review of all applications. Perhaps allowing Congress to review the queries before hand was a solution? That seems like a bit of micro-management.
      * The policy 'P'. But 'A' did not form 'P'. Blame the Supreme Court and Congress? Poorly defined laws lead to poorly implemented policies.

    99. Re:In other words ... by DexterIsADog · · Score: 1

      nou

    100. Re:In other words ... by nickserv · · Score: 1

      they have not been able to even shake the media from it, and the general media usually is quite friendly to the current administration, and has been since the beginning.

      This because government has structured their relationship with media to be "access oriented." So, if you cover the White House or another branch of government, and you don't print the talking points that government wants you to, then you will see your access to officials and press briefings reduced, you will be marginalized and even pushed out. The relationship between government and the media is far too cozy.

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  2. It was a traffic study by viperidaenz · · Score: 3, Funny

    He was studying how playing traffic god would impact his political career

    1. Re:It was a traffic study by roc97007 · · Score: 4, Funny

      He was studying how playing traffic god would impact his political career

      There really needs to be an Android game called "traffic god".

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    2. Re:It was a traffic study by daremonai · · Score: 4, Informative
    3. Re:It was a traffic study by daremonai · · Score: 1

      Oops, it looks like it's iOS only right now. Sorry!

  3. duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real question is whether it ordered by a rogue official(s), or the governor himself. If information comes out that the governor was involved then he just lost himself a chance at being president.

    1. Re:duh by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The real question is whether it ordered by a rogue official(s), or the governor himself. If information comes out that the governor was involved then he just lost himself a chance at being president.

      No, the real question is, has politics stooped so low that political staff (and possibly politicians) feel entitled to act like petulant little children and expect to get away with it?

      And, if so, why is society prepared to live with their politicians and staff acting like such douchebags?

      I don't care what political stripe you are, fucking with the traffic patterns to seek retribution against a political foe makes you an asshole.

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    2. Re:duh by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      The real question is whether it ordered by a rogue official(s), or the governor himself. If information comes out that the governor was involved then he just lost himself a chance at being president.

      I dunno, the way the media works it doesn't really make a difference. What I expect will happen is that this will quiet down, the media will support him until he gets the nomination, and then at the last moment they'll hammer on this to affect the outcome of the general. Christi pretty much doesn't have a chance at the white house, although it'll be entertaining to watch him try.

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    3. Re:duh by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      If information comes out that the governor was involved then he just lost himself a chance at being president.

      Even if he wasn't involved, if somehow we informed all of America, and if they all believed it in this day of partisanship, it would still be a huge problem for his Presidential chances. After all, what kind of an administration does he run where he hires people who are prone to this sort of petty political madness and who manage to pull it off without him getting a whiff of it?

      One is malice and conspiracy. The other is somewhere between incompetence and bad judge of character. Neither looks good.

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    4. Re:duh by lagomorpha2 · · Score: 1

      "No, the real question is, has politics stooped so low that political staff (and possibly politicians) feel entitled to act like petulant little children and expect to get away with it?"

      I hear there was a Chicago Alderman who was removed from office because he decided to get back at his ex-wife by defunding snow removal to her neighborhood...

      "And, if so, why is society prepared to live with their politicians and staff acting like such douchebags?"

      Because if we don't vote for our petulant douchebag, the wrong petulant douchebag might win.

    5. Re:duh by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 3, Informative

      The problem is that the reasoning ability is low and the length of memory is short.

      The same conundrum can be seen in Florida's governor, Rick Scott. He presided over a company involved in what was to that time the biggest Medicare fraud in U.S. history. He was either incompetent or a full fledged criminal. And what happens... people in Florida made his governor.

      If people thought through things I would agree, but come vote type old Fat Farmer Joe is going to pull the lever marked "Republican Straight Ticket" because he bases all his votes on political stereotype or talking points. The fact that we have a malice vs incompetence conundrum is not going to matter to Farmer Joe because he's late for Hee-Haw.

    6. Re:duh by nbauman · · Score: 2

      The real question is whether it ordered by a rogue official(s), or the governor himself. If information comes out that the governor was involved then he just lost himself a chance at being president.

      If Bush won, anybody can be president.

    7. Re:duh by MaWeiTao · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, the real question is, has politics stooped so low that political staff (and possibly politicians) feel entitled to act like petulant little children and expect to get away with it?

      This question has long since been answered. Anyone who follows local politics knows that this sort of thing is a daily occurrence. The difference is that most of these politicians don't have aspirations of being president, they just want all the perks and kickbacks that come with the position. So none of it ever gets the attention it deserves.

      If you're stuck in a city or town that has voted in the same party for decades then there's corruption and nepotism on a level you can't even imagine. So the fact that it tricks up to state level isn't surprising at all. Sometimes it makes it all the way up to Federal government, but those guys are operating on a whole other level.

    8. Re:duh by lagomorpha2 · · Score: 1

      "And, if so, why is society prepared to live with their politicians and staff acting like such douchebags?"

      Because if they didn't vote for a lizard the wrong lizard might get in.

    9. Re:duh by darkwing_bmf · · Score: 1

      Medicare fraud doesn't cause the same kind of visceral rage as forced traffic jams. Everyone hates being stuck in traffic, while almost nobody is directly impacted by fraud against the government.

    10. Re:duh by i+kan+reed · · Score: 2

      Well, yeah, that's not really the fault of the people. Game theory dictates that the kind of electoral system we have in the US pushes towards large, dissimilar alliances being able to capitalize on division of others into smaller groups. Political parties evolve and reproduce like a living thing, and success at elections drives that meme reproduction.

      If you burned the two existing parties to the ground, made a law that said "you can't identify as democrat/republican, liberal/conservative, whatever" and somehow prevented the two from rising from the ashes you might get 2 different parties down the line, but there'd still be basically 2 parties.

      It's a constitutional issue, and not a human one.

    11. Re:duh by bobbied · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The real question is whether it ordered by a rogue official(s), or the governor himself. If information comes out that the governor was involved then he just lost himself a chance at being president.

      No, the real question is, has politics stooped so low that political staff (and possibly politicians) feel entitled to act like petulant little children and expect to get away with it?

      Yes it has. What do you think the IRS scandal was/is? At the very best the IRS scandal was almost exactly what Christie claims his "traffic study" was. Some appointed underling did something for the political advantage of their appointer in order to try and sway an election. Of course the person in charge "didn't know" and was "surprised to learn" that his appointee did it. I call it plausible deniability because it's very likely they actually didn't know, they just appointed people who just instinctively do stuff like this.

      And, if so, why is society prepared to live with their politicians and staff acting like such douchebags?

      I don't care what political stripe you are,

      And slow rolling the tax approval of rival political groups is exactly the same kind of problem, albeit somehow more direct if you ask me. There is much to deride on both sides and the accepted political tactics they use.

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    12. Re:duh by Ksevio · · Score: 0

      Except the IRS scandal was low level IRS workers taking shortcuts and trying to get their jobs done, whereas this was people close to the Governor ordering something as a revenge act.

    13. Re:duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sigh, I shouldn't post here, but since no one else on Slashdot has two working neurons in their head to refute yet another right-wing idiot reguritating Fox News talking points: http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/05/irs-tea-party-scandal-congress-nonprofit-obama

    14. Re:duh by CWCheese · · Score: 1

      "No, the real question is, has politics stooped so low that political staff (and possibly politicians) feel entitled to act like petulant little children and expect to get away with it?"

      I hear there was a Chicago Alderman who was removed from office because he decided to get back at his ex-wife by defunding snow removal to her neighborhood...

      "And, if so, why is society prepared to live with their politicians and staff acting like such douchebags?"

      Because if we don't vote for our petulant douchebag, the wrong petulant douchebag might win.

      You might find this book an interesting read http://www.amazon.com/Boss-Richard-J-Daley-Chicago/dp/0452261678
      It's been over 30 years since I first read it for poli-sci class and it seems politics will always be the same. It's about wielding power like a king.

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    15. Re:duh by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I don't care what political stripe you are, fucking with the traffic patterns to seek retribution against a political foe makes you an asshole.

      Um, aren't "politician" and "asshole" synonymous?

    16. Re:duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course the person in charge "didn't know" and was "surprised to learn" that his appointee did it.

      I'll believe that when somebodies' asses get fired over it with no hope of ever working in government again.

      I call it plausible deniability because it's very likely they actually didn't know, they just appointed people who just instinctively do stuff like this.

      Quite possibly, but see above. Heads need to roll, pour encourager les autres.

    17. Re:duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except the IRS scandal was low level IRS workers taking shortcuts and trying to get their jobs done

      Riiight. Funny how they only cut corners with Tea Party groups.

    18. Re:duh by andydread · · Score: 2, Informative

      Except in the IRS scandal the IRS wasn't only targeting conservative groups like the talk-radio circuit would have you believe. They were equally targeting liberal groups filing tax exempt status while going about with political activites. In other words Fox and talk-radio friends left off the important fact that they were targeting all political activists both liberal and conservative that were filing for 501C4 status and then doing political activism. Apparently that is against the law.

    19. Re:duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROFL Apparently you didn''t even read your own article.

      Why apologize for doing what is normal, why keep it secret, why construct a hidden secret group with the IRS whose only purpose is to track conservative groups, why LIE at so many levels if there is nothing untoward happening?

      Seriously, you Stateists constantly telling us to just relax are what is creeping everyone out.

    20. Re:duh by egcagrac0 · · Score: 1

      I hear there was a Chicago Alderman who was removed from office because he decided to get back at his ex-wife by defunding snow removal to her neighborhood...

      That simply means he didn't realize she still had more connections than he did.

      My understanding from my Chicago acquaintances is that snow removal and pothole repair are two significant political tools.

    21. Re:duh by msobkow · · Score: 1

      No, the real question is, has politics stooped so low that political staff (and possibly politicians) feel entitled to act like petulant little children and expect to get away with it?

      Your naivete would be cute if you were 6 and an innocent child.

      In an adult, it's just sad.

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    22. Re:duh by Entropius · · Score: 1

      At least in Chicago someone fixes a pothole occasionally. This doesn't happen in Washington DC; here people admire the federal government because next to the local government it looks like the model of efficiency and honor.

    23. Re:duh by Wookact · · Score: 1

      Did you forget they were targeting not just "Tea Party" but "Occupy" groups as well? Oh that part is conveniently forgotten? Gotcha. Sounds like they were targeting political groups claiming to be non profits so they could influence elections with little oversight. Frankly it sounds like they were doing their job.

    24. Re: duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What was funny was how Issa only reported on the alleged persecution of the right-wing, and the media never checked up on him. Sad on you for believing it.

    25. Re:duh by michael_cain · · Score: 1

      And, if so, why is society prepared to live with their politicians and staff acting like such douchebags?

      Consider for a moment what it takes to get elected as governor of one of the big populous states, or as President. The media is going to go back through most of your adult life with a fine-tooth comb. They're going to demand that you explain anything of potential interest in your tax returns. If you stumble over the wording in a speech, the tenth or twelfth time you've given it and you're sick of it, the stumble will be analyzed to death. You'll be called all sorts of vile things. If you're married, your spouse will probably get called names also. And then there's the fundraising bullshit... someone you can't stand offers the campaign a million dollars, and you have to play nice with them.

      The kind of people that you (and I) would like to see in public office, who worry about doing the right things by their state/country, run screaming from even the idea of putting themselves and their family through the process.

    26. Re:duh by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Depends on what you think their "job" was. Stopping mostly conservative groups from getting their non-profit tax status by "investigating them closer" then I guess they accomplished their task. LOL And this really wasn't a "short cut" it was singling out certain groups for a more detailed review which seems to be adding to the work load to me.

      Look, it may not have been *everybody's* intent to obstruct mostly right leaning groups, but that was the net result. But there are those who knew full well that was going to be the results of the policy.

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    27. Re:duh by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Never claimed the IRS rules where only hitting conservative groups. If you read closely, I'm claiming that the sorting rules where biased towards and caused more right leaning groups to get additional scrutiny than left leaning ones.

      BTW... I didn't hear any of the more popular right/conservative talk show hosts claim that there was zero effect on the left leaning groups either. They all where clear that the sort criteria caught both right and left groups. But it is also clear that the majority of the applications which where delayed by further review where conservative/right groups, which I believe was the intent IMHO.

      So, the net result was a suppression of conservative/Right groups. As intended IMHO.

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    28. Re:duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If fucking with traffic patterns makes one an asshole, what is your excuse?

    29. Re:duh by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      What really marks it as a thoughtless childish outburst is this: If it was supposed to be payback for the Fort Lee mayor’s non-endorsement, how does punishing everyone trying to get over the bridge specifically punish him? Fort Lee residents represent a miniscule fraction of bridge traffic, and drivers aren’t going to blame the nearest mayor when they see some Port Authority snafu.

    30. Re:duh by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      What do you mean stooped so low? Politics started lower than that and has slowly been working its way up to this level over the millenia.

    31. Re:duh by Ksevio · · Score: 1

      Well considering the Tea Party considers itself a political group, looking at groups with "Tea Party" in the same seems pretty logical. They also looked at more left-leaning groups with names that included "Progressive" or "Occupy", so the net result wasn't just right wing groups The IRS's job was to investigate all the groups, but they don't have the resources to do it. If the "mostly conservative" groups weren't getting non-profit status because of the investigations, then they were likely breaking the law since a legitimate non-profit would have no trouble.

    32. Re:duh by andydread · · Score: 1

      Actually no that is not the net result. The net result is a supression of liberal groups because while some of the conservative groups got delayed none were denied. However they did deny some of the liberal/progressive groups. Again you won't hear that on the talk-radio circuit because they leave out the part where liberals/progressives were also affected and even more affected than the conservatives groups. I know...facts can mess up a soap box. But these are facts. and they are undenyable.

    33. Re:duh by bobbied · · Score: 1

      But these are facts. and they are undenyable.

      Remember that the *claim* here is that the IRS with it's sorting criteria, had an effect on a presidential election by suppressing one side's views over another side. The effect of the investigation delays is undeniable and obviously slanted IMHO. Clearly it impacted one side over the other in the election. That the *eventual* results of these investigations didn't mirror the initial sort criteria, only adds to my claim that the criteria where politically motivated and intended to help sway the election. So we are not claiming there is an issue with the *final* results, only that the delays imposed are the problem. But of course, the left wants to change the issue to something else.

      The administration's attempt to explain this away, really doesn't work, if you look at the net result at the time of the election. Clearly the IRS sorting disadvantaged one side over the other. Which is exactly what I understood from the right wing pundants at the time this all came out and what the bulk of them have been saying about this. It's always been about the delays caused by the extended investigations and not about the eventual decisions. In fact, when this story first broke, the final decisions hadn't yet been made in many cases in a group of cases which obviously where biased so there was no way to argue a bias in final approvals. It's always been about the delay and not final decisions.

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    34. Re:duh by lagomorpha2 · · Score: 1

      "That simply means he didn't realize she still had more connections than he did."

      Or someone in her neighborhood did.

  4. No Traffic Study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's pretty well understood to anyone following this story that there was no "traffic study". That was just the excuse given by someone when he was initially questioned about it. There's very little need to refute that argument at this point.

    1. Re:No Traffic Study by noh8rz10 · · Score: 1

      I don't understand this guy's claims. the purpose of traffic modeling is to simulate different scenarios, i.e. if you add another traffic lane. The purpose of a traffic study is to count cars so you can get good base case for the modeling or accurate current conditions for whatever other purpose. it makes no sense at all to study the impact of cutting off traffic lanes. or to model it for that matter.

    2. Re:No Traffic Study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... Unless you're planning on closing a lane or two long term (think years) in order to upgrade a bridge or something. You can model how you think vehicular load will re-distribute to parallel links, but unless you actually close lanes for a couple days and monitor both the link under consideration and parallel links, it's hard to validate results.

      Granted, I don't think that's what was going on, I think this is a pretty cut and dry case of being petty... but there are plausible explanations for such activities.

    3. Re:No Traffic Study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christy the Governer of NJ is a smooth talking pile of shit and should be kicked-out of office instead of trying to run for president in next election. He was elected the first time mostly on the promise to lower property taxes, he didn't. Mine went up about 20 percent the first year and 3 to 5 percent each year after. He claims taxes can't go up more than 2 percent per year. The Sandy storm helped him to get away from the tax issue towards rebulding the shore. I know lot of people that got totally screwed and tried getting state help. That's not happening much. NJ got a big pile of money from congress for rebuilding, so Christy.. where's the fucking cash to help people ? Then there's the ad he was in that used some the the rebuild money then more went for a special election because he couldn't wait a few weeks to include it in the governer election. Now he's trying to avoid the bridge closing issue. Corruption in NJ is alive and stronger than ever !

    4. Re:No Traffic Study by borad · · Score: 1

      I understand the claims. It’s publicity for the firm/industry.

      But there are reasons to model the effect of losing one or more lane: you want to see the effect of having a bus or multiple-passenger-only lane, or better know how to schedule maintenance.

    5. Re:No Traffic Study by noh8rz10 · · Score: 1

      I agree with the first point. Now that the guy is on slashdot he'll make beelions from all the nerds here.

      I partially agree with your second point in the abstract. yes, it's beneficial to model different incremental changes. But at least in CA it's illegal to convert an existing traffic lane to carpool / bus only. so that scenario wouldn't come up here.

      I disagree with the second point in practice. you would never need to model the impacts of closing this bridge impact, because the impact is "you're fucked". No govt entity would spend $50k on that.

    6. Re:No Traffic Study by noh8rz10 · · Score: 1

      disagree. these models have been well validated industry wide, so there would be no need to "test out a scenario". Also, the model would be simulating how traffic would adjust. here nobody had the chance to adjust because there was no education and no warning.

  5. I Did This In College by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    When I was in college, my Analysis of Stochastic Systems class had a lot of assignments that required us to model traffic patterns in various ways. It was a great way to apply the math and theory we had learned. Fifteen years ago simulation software was pretty good, but with advances in computing power and the access to so much data, I imagine that modern simulations can be exceptionally accurate.

    Unless, of course, the study was on road rage or something...

  6. needs work by Cardoor · · Score: 2

    Christie is going to have to practice his lying skills if he wants to seriously be a contender for president. I mean, come on.. .Clinton.. the bushes.. Obama.. they gotta be looking at him as total j.v.

  7. News for Nerds? by CubicleZombie · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Or is this just because Christie is a republican. 2016 is starting early around here.

    The democrat governor of MY state closed the DMVs in all the districts that voted in republican delegates. Didn't make the news at all. And now he's a U.S. Senator.

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    1. Re:News for Nerds? by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 0

      Didn't make the news at all. And now he's a U.S. Senator.

      I'll bet Fox News didn't even cover it because of their fairness and balance.

    2. Re: News for Nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Allegation without even naming the state or governor?

      In that case, the Republican governor of my state helped Laura Bush bury a body in the Rose Garden.

    3. Re:News for Nerds? by FreonTrip · · Score: 0

      It doesn't make it right that a Democratic shitnozzle got away with petty politicking either. The main difference comes down to economic damage done, and to the fact that at least one death can probably be laid at the feet of Christie's (office's) misbehavior.

    4. Re:News for Nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or is this just because Christie is a republican. 2016 is starting early around here.

      The democrat governor of MY state closed the DMVs in all the districts that voted in republican delegates. Didn't make the news at all. And now he's a U.S. Senator.

      citation please

    5. Re:News for Nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you mind providing a name so we aren't left you take your word at it?

      There certainly are plenty of corrupt people on both ends of the purple party spectrum, but it's hard to hold them accountable if we don't know who they are.

    6. Re:News for Nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Didn't make the news at all."

      I'm going to suggest that this phrase is used regularly by people who are

      a) making things up

      b) making a point that would fail under even the most trivial analysis

      c) not a big consumer of news.

      If it didn't make the news 'at all', how did you hear about it?

    7. Re: News for Nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Republic governor.

      If they're not going to properly use the adjective form of Democrat, you shouldn't use the proper adjective form of Republican.

    8. Re: News for Nerds? by ichthus · · Score: 1

      Who says chivalry is dead?

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    9. Re: News for Nerds? by CubicleZombie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here's a citation.

      It's a pretty big hassle when you have to drive an hour away and stand in line for four hours to renew your drivers license. Especially when it's just because you had the nerve to vote against the governor's party.

      After that, he turned the Virginia side of the D.C. Beltway into a foreign owned toll road. Then he ran a dirty smear campaign for Senate and won by convincing the general public that his opponent was trying to ban the birth control pill (a lie).

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    10. Re:News for Nerds? by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Sucks to be the perceived front runner, especially if you have the "R" after your name.

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    11. Re: News for Nerds? by coinreturn · · Score: 2

      11 years ago and apparently it did make the news, as shown in the link you provided.

    12. Re: News for Nerds? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      So no retaliation by Democrats for a decade I assume. If there was any, you would have surely posted that instead of that 11 year old news report.

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    13. Re:News for Nerds? by Lendrick · · Score: 1

      I know, right? You look all over the place for credible reports of Democrats being this shady, and all you get are unconfirmed internet comments about unnamed Democratic governors closing down DMVs, without a source or even the name of the state it supposedly happened in. Then the liberal media doesn't report it, for lame reasons like "it didn't really happen".

      Fairness in reporting demands that they report on Democratic scandals too. And if they can't find one, they need to make one up.

    14. Re:News for Nerds? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      What I expect is closer to the truth.
      Those Republican run districts are also districts that have a lower population/density (Republican tend to flourish in more rural areas. Where there is less need for government services except for farm subsidies which most republicans push). Meaning having a DMV office in such an area is expensive to maintain. Because you still need a minimum staff and building costs. So those DMV could be closed to save money, meaning a smaller portion of the population will be inconvenienced a bit more, but saved tax payer money.
       

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    15. Re:News for Nerds? by Lendrick · · Score: 1

      Seriously. The Liberal Media would never report on any wrongdoing by a Democratic Governor. Rachael Maddow broke this story with her liberal-y liberal liberalness, but where was she during the Blagojevich scandal in Illinois? Dead silent!

      Oh wait, no she wasn't.

    16. Re: News for Nerds? by babydog · · Score: 5, Informative

      As the linked-to article indicates, because most districts in VA were Republican, any DMV closings made on the basis of cost and number of customers served had to affect Republicans. For what it's worth, my local non-Republican-serving Arlington DMV office was also closed, and Arlington customers had to go stand in the massive line in Tysons. (I think the story was: immigrants could acquire a VA drivers license without proof of legal residency relatively easily up until a certain point after 9/11. The Tysons office was swamped until that and other things changed.)

    17. Re: News for Nerds? by CubicleZombie · · Score: 0

      I had to dig for it.

      The difference is, Mark Warner will be president someday and Christie won't. They'll probably both be candidates in 2016, as Warner was a front runner in 2008, and then he'll have 4 years as a senator (apparently twice the experience needed to be president). The press will ignore these things yet we'll hear about Christie's bridge over and over and over again.

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    18. Re: News for Nerds? by alen · · Score: 2

      if demographics is any guide, the republican areas are the most sparsely populated parts of the state and should have been the first ones to be closed. and the ones in the more populated areas left open

    19. Re: News for Nerds? by byennie · · Score: 2

      Riggghhhht. Warner will run for president and nobody will dig out the massive scandal that you have uncovered. I'm willing to accept that there are slimeballs on both sides. I am not willing to accept that one side will escape media scrutiny.

    20. Re:News for Nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ugh, You had to go back 11 years to make your "Democrats do it too" claim? Weak!

    21. Re:News for Nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The democrat governor of MY state closed the DMVs in all the districts that voted in republican delegates.

      Huh, the governor of MY state closed the least-used DMVs in the districts with the lowest population density, since the bulk of the transactions are now done online.

      Somehow we live in the same state, but on different planets.

    22. Re: News for Nerds? by noh8rz10 · · Score: 1

      the leader of my country wasn't even born in America!

    23. Re: News for Nerds? by Entropius · · Score: 1

      Somewhat new to the DC area: what *is* with these toll roads? Gas and vehicle taxes are ridiculous around here, you'd think they could afford some damned public, free roads like civilized places have.

    24. Re: News for Nerds? by dcollins · · Score: 2

      LOL. Thank you for confirming that you're totally delusion (and saving me from reading any of your other links/articles). Mark Warner will be president? He was a front runner in 2008?

      (a) I'm a political junkie and I've never heard of this guy before today. (b) Mark Warner did not even RUN for president in 2008. (c) Neither did he make the cut for vice-presidential candidate. (d) Pssst, let me to introduce you to someone named Clinton.

      "In 2006 he was widely expected to pursue the Democratic nomination in the 2008 U.S. presidential elections; however, he announced in October 2006 that he would not run, citing a desire not to disrupt his family life. Warner was considered to be a potential vice presidential candidate, but upon receiving the Democratic nomination for the U.S. Senate, he announced that he 'will not accept any other opportunity.'"

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Warner

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    25. Re: News for Nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Some of the closed offices were in rural areas or outlying suburbs around the state. That's also where Republican strength traditionally lies"

      Doesn't sound like a conspiracy at all. State governments have to find cost-savings because republicans refuse to raise taxes on the rich. Hence they shut down the least utilized DMV centers to save money. These happen to be in R districts because those tend to be rural with fewer people. Republicans only complain when they realize shutting down public services hurts the public in their districts. Shocking...

    26. Re:News for Nerds? by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      The democrat governor of MY state closed the DMVs in all the districts that voted in republican delegates. Didn't make the news at all.

      Unnamed governor, unnamed state. Perhaps the MSN was just as eager as you to protect the name of this Democrat politician. Or perhaps they simply don't report on the shit that comes out of your ass.

    27. Re:News for Nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the family said she was already dead, but since paramedics can't pronounce people, the "death" was recorded at the hospital. And don't tell me that the national parks shenanigans during the shutdown didn't cause unnecessary economic damage.

    28. Re: News for Nerds? by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      "Republicans, at least some of them, are miffed that 10 of the 12 targeted offices are in GOP House districts. Another is in the home of a conservative independent who sides with Republicans."

      10 out of 12 closed targeted offices in GOP districts. That isn't remotely the same thing as what you claimed:

      "The democrat governor of MY state closed the DMVs in all the districts that voted in republican delegates."

      a) 10 out of 12, in one state out of 50, is the kind of thing that will happen entirely by chance.
      b) The article explains that not all Republican politicians think it was a political action.
      c) It explains that Republican districts tend to be rural ones, which explains why the DMV closings were more likely there.
      d) It doesn't say whether or not there are other GOP districts that still have DMVs.
      e) The link shows that it WAS covered by the media.

      So, nothing like your allegation at all then.

    29. Re:News for Nerds? by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Sarcasm? HMMM?

      Ok, what about the IRS thing? What press reported on that? Who got fired for that? Where's the outrage? Few, nobody and nowhere.

      Where's the outrage for the Benghazi "It was that You-Tube video" full court press on the press foisted on us by a Democratic Administration just before the election? They didn't care about that.

      There is Bias in reporting, and generally it runs to the left in the dominate media. There are exceptions to the rule(Fox News for example) but remember primarily the bias is to the left.

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    30. Re: News for Nerds? by PraiseBob · · Score: 1

      So a Democractic Governor reduced the size of government (which republicans are nominally for), but because it reduced the services the govt could provide... it's political sabotage?

      Virginia has 133 political districts of which it appears that about 20 of them tend to reliably vote democrat. So roughly 84% of districts lean republican.
      10 of the 12 offices closed were in republican districts. So roughly 83% of the offices were in republican districts.

      Those are some shocking statistics.

    31. Re: News for Nerds? by k6mfw · · Score: 1

      if there is an example of politicians putting themselves first instead of service, just like those third world countries that cannot get themselves out of the 6th century because govt rulers doing stuff like this. Regardless whether you are D or R, but why why why does this kind thing has to happen? Oh well another reason to vote for other parties (yes, I know these third parties like the Libertians, the Greens, etc. have a very small chance but imagine increasing votes even if small, that may raise attention and get some of these candidates air time to voice their positions).

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    32. Re: News for Nerds? by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      The only DMV on a bus line in Austin was closed for the past two years or so, with a sign directing all customers to an annex in Pflugerville that isn't served by any public transportation. I have to imagine it was rather difficult to travel 20 miles out of central town if you didn't have a ride, whether you were seeking a driver's license or the identification card required now for non-drivers to vote. The DMV in central Austin finally opened again a few weeks ago.

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    33. Re: News for Nerds? by coinreturn · · Score: 1

      He has a pretty big name here in Virginia. He could easily end up on the national stage, but the OP was stretching with his predictions.

    34. Re:News for Nerds? by fulldecent · · Score: 1

      Could you tell me more about this gangster please?

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  8. Simulations are for wimps by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    The dinosaurs conducted a real meteor study. Simulations are for those puny tree monkeys.

  9. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those are called "Laps"

    1. Re:Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those are called "Laps"

      Either way it is something Christie has never done.

    2. Re:Anonymous Coward by icebike · · Score: 2

      Those are called "Laps"

      Either way it is something Christie has never done.

      Christie probably hasn't seen his lap (or anything in it) since the 6th grade.

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    3. Re:Anonymous Coward by JustOK · · Score: 1

      You've never seen him with an ice cream cone.

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  10. It wasn't a traffic study... by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

    It was a "traffic study".

  11. Um, duh... by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    If you believed for one moment that it was an actual traffic study, I have a closed bridge to sell you.

    1. Re:Um, duh... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      You tried showing it to me, but there was too much traffic so we never got there.

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    2. Re:Um, duh... by knarfling · · Score: 1

      I was going to buy it, but then I saw the shipping and handling charges!!! And why do I have to pay those in advance??

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  12. Road Rage II, Revenge of the Soccer Moms by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    A traffic road rage simulation? Hmmm, there are plenty of "angry rampage" games that could be adapted.

    1. Re:Road Rage II, Revenge of the Soccer Moms by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      She can't get her head over the steering wheel, but you can see here angry fist waving in the air.

  13. Retribution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As reported by the NYTimes

    During his news conference, Mr. Christie said he had been “blindsided” by emails made public on Wednesday that showed that staff members — also his close friends — had punished the Democratic mayor of Fort Lee in September by closing entrance lanes to the bridge because he did not endorse the governor for re-election.

    All that for not endorsing him? What kind of goomba is this guy? So, he's have the State Police beat the shit out of you if you criticize him and call it a "Police training exercise"?

    So much for the Great White Republican Hope for President in '16.

    Maybe they'd get Christine Todd Whitman?

    Nah! Too sane! The right wing social conservative Evangelical nut jobs would never go for her!

  14. Read The URL...not Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "lucas123" has an obvious "slant" in their writing...and Slashdot appears to encourage such "douchebags".

    Was the closing wrong? Yes. No argument here.

    Does the excuse used make any sense? No...and no argument here.

    Did the closings endanger any lives? Possibly...but I don't live in NJ or NY so I can't say or argue with any certainty.

    Did Gov. Christie "do the right thing" by firing the aide that sent the "time for traffic problems in Fort Lee" email? Yes.

    Are there other people to blame? Probably yes. I read online (wish I had the link) that 1 or more Port Authority officials have stepped down due to this.

    Is Gov. Christie at fault in any way in this matter? Hard to say from what I have seen and read so far.

    I don't live in NJ so my views are those of "an outside looking in" through the eyes of various forms of news media (TV, Internet, etc.).

    And for anyone that has ever managed any amount of staff, as a manager you know you can't control every action taken by every member of your staff. If they screw up in some way, you evaluate the resulting problem and the employee, then make a judgement call. If the screwup impacted a customer, you apologize to the customer, attempt to satisfy the customer's needs, then valuate the impact and make a judgement call regarding the employee. Folks, it's that simple. The rules regarding "people management" don't go into great detail at any company, but they probably list the "termination offenses" for which a manager can fire an employee and still have the company's support (legal and otherwise) in the matter; everything else is "a judgement call".

    captcha: insights (how appropriate)

    1. Re:Read The URL...not Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, just what we need, a President that will take no responsibility and blame everything on fall-guy underlings. If this guy puts this kind of corrupt assholes in political positions, he does not deserve to be President.

      But who am I kidding. You were going to vote for him anyhow.

    2. Re:Read The URL...not Slashdot by MetalOne · · Score: 1

      The closure was over four days. It is not believable that Christie was unaware of this the entire time.

  15. Everyone knows the truth here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The lane closings were a naked abuse of political power.

    Personally, I want the people who did it to lose their jobs and end up in court.

    However, they will have to wait their turns, as the courts will be busy with all the IRS staff who nakedly abused their IRS powers to put a boot on the neck of anyone they didn't like.

    I don't even live anywhere near New Jersey. NJ doesn't affect me. The IRS, that affects me. IRS power abuse that amounted to tampering with an election? Yeah that affects me.

    Nail everybody, but start with the Feds and work your way down.

    Oh, wait. You say that nobody at the IRS was fired? Nobody is going to end up in court?

    1. Re:Everyone knows the truth here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What did the IRS do that was illegal?

  16. This is Jersey... by Mike+Buddha · · Score: 1

    Your high falutin' traffic engineers don't give the Sopranos the contract to do traffic studies.

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    1. Re:This is Jersey... by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Isn't that "Joyzee"?

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    2. Re:This is Jersey... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      No, it's "Jersey". No one speaks like that here. It's the people on Staten Island (New York) who talk like that.

  17. I have no idea what this story is about. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And judging from the comments, I'm soooo glad that there's an entire ocean between me and that place. Anyway, greetings from Europe.

    1. Re:I have no idea what this story is about. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Hey Slashdot, how about a "Local News That Doesn't Matter" or "American Regional Minutiae" section so we can filter stuff like this out?

      Unless you're all interested in how the province I live in kinda forgot that you have to maintain bridges and as a result they're all (literally) falling down. Two out of three lanes? You've still got one left! Lucky bastards!

    2. Re:I have no idea what this story is about. by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 2

      Considering there are only three roads into Manhattan (many jobs) from Jersey (many residents), it is a big deal when someone intentionally fouls up the already terrible rush hour traffic on one of them.

      It's also somewhat comical because this same Governor single handedly scuttled a shovel ready (and mostly paid for) project to build a new rail tunnel into Manhattan... it's almost like he wants to encourage residents to move to the same state they're employed in, which would *not* work out for Jersey at all...

    3. Re:I have no idea what this story is about. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you know that there was a broken traffic light in Copenhagen yesterday? Three cyclists got the sniffles.
      That's about the level of interest this story has to people outside your little communtiy.

    4. Re:I have no idea what this story is about. by Triklyn · · Score: 1

      this is a regional story with a national scope, as christie was and may still be considered the frontrunner for 2016 republican presidential primary, as well as being an influential governor in the republican party currently. Also it's a 14 lane bridge, and apparently one of the busiest bridges in the world, carrying something like a quarter of a million drivers per day... which would be something like making everybody in Windsor, Ontario (pop. 276k) take a 4 hour time-out per day.

    5. Re:I have no idea what this story is about. by Triklyn · · Score: 1

      276k vehicles on average, daily. sounds parochial.

    6. Re:I have no idea what this story is about. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in the community in question and I barely care. The whole lane closure think has gotten blown way out of proportion, and it's not as if Fort Lee doesn't get incredible traffic on a daily basis anyway. Honestly, until it was mentioned on the news, I didn't even /remember/ the event, and even then it barely registered as "slightly worse than usual" traffic anyway.

      And honestly, with all respect to the hard working folk of the PABT, it wouldn't surprise me if they DID decided on their own to close those lanes for a traffic study. Their traffic management hasn't particularly inspired me to believe otherwise.

    7. Re:I have no idea what this story is about. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      It's not really. It's local news. It seems very important to people who live there and have to drive on that road I'm sure, but it matters not a bit to anybody else.

    8. Re:I have no idea what this story is about. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Seriously? Some dude who *might* some day run for president of a country makes a random, non-tech related, screwup, and you think it's a story of national importance, never mind deserving to be posted on Slashdot?

      Use it as a (very brief) introduction to a story on the technology behind traffic simulation, sure. Otherwise stick it in some local news category so people who don't care can filter it out. Even the actual US election coverage gets put in a subcategory that the rest of us can either ignore or make popcorn before reading.

    9. Re:I have no idea what this story is about. by Triklyn · · Score: 1

      woops, you're right of course... sometimes i forget that slashdot is supposed to be about tech. but it is a national story about the nation with the highest GDP in the world... so. I mean, i'm pretty sure most people cared about what was going on with the british back in the day, even outside of europe. But i concede your point, it doesn't belong on slashdot.

  18. Blah blah blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Like we haven't heard enough about the politics. Here's $5.00 for someone willing to actually talk about the science and technology that TFA is presenting.

    1. Re:Blah blah blah by Virtucon · · Score: 1

      I'd rather have it in bitcoins please.

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  19. Well that doesn't explain... by tlambert · · Score: 1

    ``Eventually these models will get sophisticated enough to be able simulate "really odd driver behaviors"``

    Well that doesn't explain car pool lanes, where the lane next to the carpool lane is full of people who go slow on the theory you can illegally pass them on the left. If the model could account for that, there'd be a lot fewer of the things.

    1. Re:Well that doesn't explain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Driver behaviour is actually really hard to model, and the "default" settings in traffic software must be modified significantly for applications within urban environments. There were enough variables that you can model both idiots who drive slow in the fast lane AND very aggressive drivers who will illegally pass them as of 2007 when I was in the industry. Nothing made me happier than seeing little fake cars in my simulation zip around some simulated slow-poke.

      On the flip side, because there were some deliberately programmed very aggressive drivers, about 1:(10-15) simulations would come back with complete gridlock due to some left turn blocking. Because of this, the firm I worked for used a method involving averaging out ~20 simulations and throwing out simulations that had significant outliers (total gridlock).

    2. Re:Well that doesn't explain... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      I don't think that's what's happening, based on my experience with highways where there isn't a carpool lane. The slowbys will find their way to the left-most lane and assume they're fine because they're not exceeding a posted speed limit or breaking a carpool lane law and there are obviously no other laws regulating vehicle speed and operation than those two.

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  20. Actual scientific traffic sim by gentryx · · Score: 2

    For the curious: here is a link to Sumo, which is a real, scientific traffic simulation software developed by the DLR in Germany.

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    1. Re:Actual scientific traffic sim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That looks like a decently extended version of synchro/simtraffic 6. From the trafficware website, it looks like the graphics have been upgraded substantially since I last used it. I've also had some experience modeling in VISSIM which is mentioned in TFA, which was a significantly more powerful (and prettier) solution... but then, at some $14k per seat, it better be!

      Really though, for simulating lane closures, you need another piece of software (you could use TransCAD or TP+ Viper/Cube for this part) that simulates demand on the revised link to get a new demand number with reduced lane capacity. It turns out that most people when faced with delays for taking one route will actually do a pretty damn good job of taking parallel routes to try to avoid traffic.

  21. Seems like a pretty good opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To validate their simulations with some real world data.

  22. Oh look by argStyopa · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Another reason to talk about the "Bridgegate" scandal instead of, I dunno, real news like Obamacare, unemployment, our moribund economy, the ongoing blunders in foreign policy, NSA surveillance, etc.

    Please, let's talk about Chris Christie some more.

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    1. Re:Oh look by godrik · · Score: 0, Troll

      Sure, you are right. We NEVER hear about Obamacare. When I see a TV screen, there is NEVER a debate on Obamacare. On radio, they talk about everything BUT Obamacare. And the newspaper NEVER mentionned it. We really need to hear more about it!

    2. Re:Oh look by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Insightful
      What the hell are you talking about? Every news outlet panned the roll out obamacare, Obama had a couple of press conferences, there are constant stories about obamacare all the time. Actually I wish they will talk more about Obamacare, because now the site has turned around, and actual beneficiaries are there to talk to. Some 10 million of them. 3 million age less than 26 sticking on to parents plans, 2.2 million private enrolees and some 4.2 million medicaid expansion. Imagine where it would be if it got bit of cooperation from the Republicans.

      Unemployment is a constant news story. It keeps coming up, most recently in the disappointing job numbers for Dec 2013. Moribund economy is another constant news item. NSA surveillance is a constant news item. Foreign policy, Syria, Israel, Egypt constantly in the news.

      Just come out of the echo chamber to realize how much Democrats have been trashed by the press.

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    3. Re:Oh look by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      WTF are you listening that isn't talking about any of those things. There's an NSA story here almost as often as as BitCoin story, I hear about Romneycare or unemployment every day. This is actually the first time I've heard the name "Chris Christie"...

    4. Re:Oh look by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Also BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI amirite?

      At least have the honesty to admit you'd rather the conversation be about the bad things the Other Team are doing rather than what Your Team is doing wrong.

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  23. what about some high speed EZ-pass lanes there by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    what about some high speed EZ-pass lanes there that may help a lot.

  24. Microscopic simulation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So they are modeling traffic after bacteria? No wonder it's a mess.

  25. I love the capacity whores by Virtucon · · Score: 1

    Here you have somebody indicating that they use simulations to determine if lanes should be closed. The root cause is that there doesn't have to be a reason for the various transportation departments to close roads or lanes. In this case we all know this was political retribution but how many of the incessant lane closures on bridges and highways are just because of incompetence? We've been dealing with an ARRA funded road project for the past 5 years and they close lanes, redirect traffic, block access without any rhyme or reason. Fortunately it's close to being finished now but for the past 5 years it's been hell for people who have to travel in that area (airport). All this happening while on the other side of town they decide to blow up another interstate corridor not more than 5 years after disrupting the same corridor. These aren't about political retribution, these are about overly ambitious projects run by idiots who think that their simulation software takes into account a car with a flat tire blocking a lane because there's on emergency area, causing a backup for miles and putting people's lives at risk.

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    1. Re:I love the capacity whores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know there have been studies which show that many interstate projects over their 40 year lifetime do not save as much time as they waste during their construction so they are a net negative as far as relieving congestion is concerned.

    2. Re:I love the capacity whores by ScottCooperDotNet · · Score: 1

      These "capacity whores" you're whining about wouldn't cause such negative impact if our highways were growing in pace with need over the last few decades. If you don't have any breathing room, doing anything is harder, but doing nothing is worse.

    3. Re:I love the capacity whores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duh. You mistakenly think that highway projects are about the people who use highways. They are about making money for companies that build highways. You know, the ones with lobbyists.

    4. Re:I love the capacity whores by Virtucon · · Score: 1

      Well I'd agree with part of that but the planners are the biggest issue and you're right they've been derelict in the past few decades. If they're not going to adequately plan for growth, then stop the growth or target into areas where investments can be made to improve the quality of life, not put it in jeopardy. Planning highway jobs without any buffer room costs people lives, but that's part of the plan too and they fully expect it.

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    5. Re:I love the capacity whores by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      spend money on roads and infrastructure?

      why??

      I think there are more wars to be had. and the MIL still has not reached infinity yet.

      your roads can wait....

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  26. It could happen. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Good luck getting elected now ya meathead.

    Look it, Christie is the closest thing the Reps have these days to someone who could get elected in the general election. And if the powers that be in the Rep party want him, they'll sell him to the Teabaggers and Evangelical crazies - all he has to be is not a Democrat. Trust me, no matter how disgusting the republican "base" may find him, they will vote for him over a Democrat ANY day! I have seen it.

    I live in a Republican stronghold. I watched the Evangelicals vote for Romney - a MORMON - and a Massachusetts LIBERAL - just to vote Republican.

    The poor Libertarians still had like 3% of the vote.

    People are sheep and they'll vote for who we want them to vote for: Dem or Rep, they are our bitches.

    -Bankers

  27. Fast and Furious by Trachman · · Score: 1

    There was another "study" to track guns by giving them to the Mexican gans and other criminal elements. All done for studies, here is the wiki link http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ATF_gunwalking_scandal I would also think that even simulation softare is not necessary to predict that there will be casualties. US Citizen, officer Brian Terry has died from this. Countless Mexicans have died and will die from this "study". U.S. government still had not briefed them on what went wrong nor had they apologized. At least Christie appologized, give him a credit for that.

    1. Re:Fast and Furious by hey! · · Score: 1

      Not analogous at all. The point of Fast and Furious was to track the guns and catch the people transferring them to Mexican drug cartels. In principle this is a reasonable, though risky strategy to catch people who couldn't be caught be mere simulations. In practice ATF was too poorly organized to track the guns to the drug cartels and obtain indictments.

      The supposed bridge study was statistical in nature and could easily be simulated from data obtained by counting cars.

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  28. Ha ha ha by no-body · · Score: 2

    Cristie would be even more toast than he is anyhow.
    Seems goons like that are attracted to offices he got in which brings to mind why perhaps the NSA gets it's way because they have so much stuff to smear anyone and use that as leverage to get to play their little boys power games.

  29. Software? by az1324 · · Score: 1

    The only soft wear they got in New Jersey are them velour track suits.

  30. To quote Braeldiil above: by nobuddy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    And this is a perfect example of how, if you repeat your false story enough times, people will believe it. The IRS office in question flagged groups from all over the political spectrum to determine if they were engaging in political activities that would prevent them from being tax exempt charities. Yes, they used "Tea Party" as a flag for further investigation, but they also used "Occupy". They were attempting to enforce the law passed by Congress, albeit in a very bad, possibly illegal way. For the record, they started these investigations after specific requests from Congress to make sure these nonprofits weren't breaking the law. But the House very carefully tailored their requests to make it appear that only conservative groups were targeted, and attempted to suppress testimony that demonstrated groups from all over the spectrum were affected. Once the full testimony transcripts were released, the press realized there wasn't really much of a story and mostly dropped it. But low-information voters like you never bothered to follow the story to its end.

  31. Never attribute to malice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what can easily be explained by laziness.

  32. Ahh, the ignorance is rampant in this thread. by nobuddy · · Score: 2

    To quote another poster:

    And this is a perfect example of how, if you repeat your false story enough times, people will believe it. The IRS office in question flagged groups from all over the political spectrum to determine if they were engaging in political activities that would prevent them from being tax exempt charities. Yes, they used "Tea Party" as a flag for further investigation, but they also used "Occupy". They were attempting to enforce the law passed by Congress, albeit in a very bad, possibly illegal way. For the record, they started these investigations after specific requests from Congress to make sure these nonprofits weren't breaking the law. But the House very carefully tailored their requests to make it appear that only conservative groups were targeted, and attempted to supress testimony that demonstrated groups from all over the spectrum were affected. Once the full testimony transcripts were released, the press realized there wasn't really much of a story and mostly dropped it. But low-information voters like you never bothered to follow the story to its end.

    1. Re:Ahh, the ignorance is rampant in this thread. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. That is the story the administration put out. In fact the written instructions from DC put the liberal and conservative groups in different piles. As it turned out, the average processing times for those piles differed by over 12 months, with the tea party pile largely getting approval very near to, or after the election. And it wasn't just one office. The instructions came from DC and were followed by multiple offices. The investigation is being run by an Obama donor, so we may never know exactly what happened.

    2. Re:Ahh, the ignorance is rampant in this thread. by bobbied · · Score: 1

      So you believe the administration's story on this? Man, you sure you want to do that? I call your attention to the following things coming from this administration...

      1. Benghazi was a riot caused by a You-Tube video... It wasn't.

      2. If you like your plan, you can keep your plan.. Not exactly true for everybody.

      3. If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.. This won't be true for everybody either..

      4. It will save a family of 4 $2,500 a year. There has been negative cost savings (costs are going up) .

      5. This will be the most transparent administration in history.. That didn't happen....

      6. I will have a laser like focus on creating jobs. Less people are working now than when he took office.

      7. If you make less than $250,000/year your taxes will NOT go up! Mine went up by at least 2% and I don't make even $150K

      Need I go on?

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  33. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's possible they just wanted to test this aspect of the simulation model. Human behaviour is unpredictable.

  34. true dat by nobuddy · · Score: 1

    people will point out all the evil shit you do. how rude!

    1. Re:true dat by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Let me fix this for you... "The Press will point out the nasty stuff your appointees do.."

      At this point, nobody is saying they have proof that Christie knew and approved the traffic study. Until proof emerges, all you have is innuendo. Innuendo which the press on the left are having a field day with, which really makes this a witch hunt because Christie is the apparent front runner on the R side.

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  35. It abounds, today by nobuddy · · Score: 1

    As user braeldiil said above:

    And this is a perfect example of how, if you repeat your false story enough times, people will believe it. The IRS office in question flagged groups from all over the political spectrum to determine if they were engaging in political activities that would prevent them from being tax exempt charities. Yes, they used "Tea Party" as a flag for further investigation, but they also used "Occupy". They were attempting to enforce the law passed by Congress, albeit in a very bad, possibly illegal way. For the record, they started these investigations after specific requests from Congress to make sure these nonprofits weren't breaking the law. But the House very carefully tailored their requests to make it appear that only conservative groups were targeted, and attempted to suppress testimony that demonstrated groups from all over the spectrum were affected. Once the full testimony transcripts were released, the press realized there wasn't really much of a story and mostly dropped it. But low-information voters like you never bothered to follow the story to its end.

  36. So do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See how well you model matches up to the reality that was.

    Until then, shut your piehole.

  37. absolutely. by dlt074 · · Score: 0

    you are correct. just because we accept it from the current President and his minions does not mean we should accept it from any potential replacements.

  38. Obama "false. 1 liberal for every 88 conservative. by raymorris · · Score: 1

    FYI that's false. The Obama administration said that for about 26 hours before they started walking back that claim.
    Within hours after they said it, someone did the math and it showed that conservative groups were referred about 80 times as often as liberal groups.

    That's kind of like claiming there was no racial bias in 1940s West Virginia because while there were thousands of black people in prison, there were also three white guys.

  39. Progressives love to use and abuse power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LBJ (Progressve Democrat) built his "great society" .... and also used the IRS to go after his political opponents

    Nixon (Progressive Republican) created the EPA, did wage&price controls .... and used the government to go after his political opponents

    Clinton (Progressive Democrat) grew the government and tried HillaryCare .... and used the FBI to get all the background files on all the top Republicans

    Obama (Progressive Democrat) gave us Obamacare .... and used the IRS to go after the TEA Party, the ACA to go after conservative Catholics, and jailed a "filmaker" for Benghazi

    Christie (Progressive Republican) used control of a bridge to abuse an opponent (smaller-scale -> smaller opponent -> smaller abuse)

    Sure, the above are VERY different levels of "progressive" from "slightly" to "all-in" ... Christie, for example, supports big govt and gun control and tolerates gay marriage (the left-edge of Repub party) and while Nixon, LBJ, and Clinton never supported gay marriage etc (current progressive tent poles) they were ALL big-government-is-your-friend types in ACTION (though Nixon pretended otherwise during campaign primaries). People who like big government and believe in big government intervention in peoples' lives ALSO like to USE big government for other things; they are easily tempted by it because, at a base-level, they lack a healthy fear of big government that other people have; they assume government is a valid tool and they believe their goals are good and valid (if they thought otherwise, they'd select other goals).

  40. Bet you can replicate that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I would be pretty confident that if we knew exactly which lanes are closed we could replicate that, and it would show exactly how bad the backups are going to be,' said Lorenzo Rotoli, an engineer and vice president at Fisher Associates, a civil engineering firm in New York that works on roads, bridges and signal systems."

    But can your model replicate the political payback present during this road closure? You may want to consider upgrading your software model then.

  41. Oblig ... by PPH · · Score: 1
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  42. How did you plan to authenticate the simulation? by holophrastic · · Score: 1

    Aside from being a great excuse for anything secretive, not all "traffic studies" can be simulated. For example, if you were testing new traffic simulation software, you can't simulate your own authentication. Trust but verify.

  43. Re:How did you plan to authenticate the simulation by hey! · · Score: 1

    Well, start with whether the results agree with common sense. If you close 2/3 of the lanes serving Fort Lee, then traffic coming up Routes 1 and 9 backs up onto the streets of Fort Lee and you get a slight improvement for through traffic coming up I-95. The actions taken were so drastic it doesn't take an expert to predict the consequences -- which is why the "study" was so fishy.

    But suppose you have a legitimate need to be absolutely sure what would happen if you did something so boneheaded as close 2/3 of the traffic in a major artery that flows through the streets of a 3 square mile town. Then run your model, and shut down *one* lane for *one* hour to see if your model predicts correctly. Or shut down both lanes for a full day, if the information is absolutely critical to operations (which nobody argues it was). But don't run the experiment for *five* days, when all it is telling you is what common sense and a gas station map could tell you.

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  44. Now I know Christie is viable for 2016 by Quila · · Score: 1

    The Democrats and media wouldn't be going on all-out attack mode for no reason. The reason is obviously that they need to create enough of a scandal to torpedo his 2016 presidential chances to let Hillary ride to the win. From now until then they'll be attacking him mercilessly as long as they think he may run, or they've destroyed him. A centrist Republican who can appeal to the average Democrat is too dangerous.

    Not that I would ever vote for Christie myself were he to run, but it is an interesting dynamic to watch in our politics and media.

  45. Duh by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    I worked with traffic engineers on traffic studies in the 1990s. The objective was to measure traffic behaviour and feed the resulting data into models. You don't change traffic flow for a study because that would invalidate the model.

  46. Which was already known... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...by everyone but the six-pack of clowns who hatched this plan.