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OneDrive Is Microsoft's Rebranded Name For SkyDrive

SmartAboutThings writes with news that Microsoft finally figured out what to rename SkyDrive, after losing rights to the trademark last year. From the article: "Microsoft has just announced that SkyDrive, their cloud storage service, will be renamed to OneDrive very soon. This follows the news of trademark infringement case filed by British Sky Broadcasting Group (BSkyB) last year over SkyDrive branding. Microsoft had initially hinted at fighting BSkyB's claims over SkyDrive branding, but then decided to step back and rebrand their cloud offering. The Redmond giant has registered onedrive.com and has also posted a promotional video on YouTube announcing the upcoming change."

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  1. My Computer, One Drive? by ScottCooperDotNet · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can hear this now:
          "I saved it on one drive."
    "Which drive did you save it on?"
          "On my one drive."
    "Like your C drive?"

    If they hadn't dumped all the Live branding, they could have gone after LiveDrive.

    Are copyright laws in Europe stricter about customer confusion? Or is this a case where if they can't use it in one country, MS won't use it anywhere?

    1. Re:My Computer, One Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A better name for SkyDrive would be SpyDrive.

    2. Re:My Computer, One Drive? by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 4, Funny

      I can hear this now:

            "I saved it on one drive."
      "Which drive did you save it on?"

            "On my one drive."
      "Like your C drive?"

            "No, my One Drive to rule them all, One Drive to find them,
            One Drive to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
            In the Land of Microsoft where the Shadows lie."

            MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

      There, now it's been properly Slashdotified.

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  2. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by OptimalCynic · · Score: 4, Funny

    Twodrive, Threedrive, etc. The possibilities are (literally) endless!

  3. I can just see it... by grcumb · · Score: 5, Funny

    Coming soon...

    Celebrity endorsement of One Drive by the eye of Sauron: 'One Drive rules them all! Two thumbs up! If I had Thumbs!'

    Enter our One Draw to win! Secret decoder rings for the first nine (human) winners!

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  4. Ubuntu One by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So now they will duke it out with Ubuntu?

  5. OneDrive stands for ... by middlemen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Our NSA Enabled Drive...

  6. Ubuntu One? by agendi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The name reminds me of another cloud storage service strongly identified with an OS https://one.ubuntu.com/

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    1. Re:Ubuntu One? by dingen · · Score: 4, Informative

      There's also http://one.com/ which offers a cloud storage service.

      It would be hilarious if Microsoft was forced to change the name again *fingers crossed*

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  7. use the Roman numeral by frovingslosh · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft should stat using the Roman numeral for One for things like their services and devices. I can't imagine it would upset anyone using the lesser lowe case i for their products.

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  8. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by bondsbw · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's what they all say, until they reach TwoBillion-OneHundredFortySevenMillion-FourHundredEightyThreeThousand-SixHundredFortyEightDrive.

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  9. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by flatt · · Score: 4, Funny

    Everybody knows that since it is Microsoft software, you should wait for threepointonedrive.

  10. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by ozmanjusri · · Score: 5, Funny

    you should wait for threepointonedrive.

    I'm waiting for version 3.14159..., aka Pi-in-theSkyDrive

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  11. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by crutchy · · Score: 3, Funny

    something like MicrosoftDrive should be pretty safe

    guess they don't want any association with "that" brand... can't say i blame them

  12. The One Cloud by lunchlady55 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Three versions of Windows 8 for the Elven-kings under the sky,
    Seven System Management Apps for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
    Nine Office Productivity Tools for Mortal Men doomed to die,
    One XBox for the Dark Lord on his dark sharepoint site
    In the Land of Redmond where the Shadows lie.
    One Cloud to rule them all, One Cloud to find them,
    One EULA to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
    In the Land of Redmond where the Shadows lie.

  13. Directives of Moron by goombah99 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "directives of moron" is an anagram of Microsoft OneDrive.

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    1. Re:Directives of Moron by MrNemesis · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's still better than some of the anagrams of Microsoft SkyDrive:

      Defrock My Visitors
      Frisky Coder's Vomit
      Mortify Dick Servos
      Voids First Mockery
      Modify Risk Vectors
      Cover Dorky Misfits
      Ivory Serfdom Stick
      It Forks My Divorces

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  14. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by Centurix · · Score: 5, Funny

    InfiniteImprobabilityDrive, all you files become pictures of whales and petunias.

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  15. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There are certain languages that aren't so well suited to certain brands. Not so much because they don't fit but because they don't "sound" nice to an ear that doesn't understand the language. Let's be honest, French sounds as if the product cannot be PG-13, Finnish a bit like it was branded after some Islamist terrorist, German like the product could single-handedly start a hostile takeover of your company, Italian like it's telling you to go to hell in a very nice way and Hungarian like doing so in a less nice way.

    Plus, not knowing the language really well can lead to certain ... let's say misunderstandings. Remember the Mitsubishi Montero? Well, you only can if you're living in a Spanish speaking country or the US. Almost everywhere else it was called the Mitsubishi Pajero. Take a wild guess why it was renamed. If your Spanish isn't good enough for a guess, read the Wikipedia page...

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  16. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by rvw · · Score: 5, Funny

    LiveDrive
    WindowsDrive
    or have they finished burning those brands to the ground?

    DriveBy could be another name that will end all these problems for them.

  17. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Funny

    D Drive.

  18. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 5, Funny

    Although personally I prefer the dev null drive.

    ah, I see you've had some experience with Maxtors, too...

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