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OneDrive Is Microsoft's Rebranded Name For SkyDrive

SmartAboutThings writes with news that Microsoft finally figured out what to rename SkyDrive, after losing rights to the trademark last year. From the article: "Microsoft has just announced that SkyDrive, their cloud storage service, will be renamed to OneDrive very soon. This follows the news of trademark infringement case filed by British Sky Broadcasting Group (BSkyB) last year over SkyDrive branding. Microsoft had initially hinted at fighting BSkyB's claims over SkyDrive branding, but then decided to step back and rebrand their cloud offering. The Redmond giant has registered onedrive.com and has also posted a promotional video on YouTube announcing the upcoming change."

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  1. It'll be fun to watch. by allaunjsilverfox2 · · Score: 1

    And see if someone tries to force them to change the name again. I mean, if that happens, what can they do except use made up words?

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    1. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by OptimalCynic · · Score: 4, Funny

      Twodrive, Threedrive, etc. The possibilities are (literally) endless!

    2. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by bondsbw · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's what they all say, until they reach TwoBillion-OneHundredFortySevenMillion-FourHundredEightyThreeThousand-SixHundredFortyEightDrive.

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    3. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by davester666 · · Score: 1

      LiveDrive
      WindowsDrive
      or have they finished burning those brands to the ground?

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    4. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by OptimalCynic · · Score: 1

      Launching tomorrow, TwoBillion-OneHundredFortySevenMillion-FourHundredEightyThreeThousand-SixHundredFortyNineDrive!

    5. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by TheInternetGuy · · Score: 2

      Twodrive, Threedrive, etc. The possibilities are (literally) endless!

      Well,at-least until they hit Googolplex-drive and end up in MAD patent battle with Google.

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    6. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by flatt · · Score: 4, Funny

      Everybody knows that since it is Microsoft software, you should wait for threepointonedrive.

    7. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by Therad · · Score: 1

      ThreepointelevenDriveforworkgroups will be sooo much better than ThreepointoneDrive.

    8. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      They should appeal. The courts shouldn't allow BSkyB to have a monopoly over using the word "Sky" anymore than they should allow Microsoft to have a monopoly over the word "Windows" ;). (Or some idiot company and the word "Candy"). There's not big confusion when the word Sky is used together with another word- SkyDrive.

      So:
      Microsoft Windows, yes.
      Candy Crush, yes.
      BSkyB yes.
      SkyOne yes.

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    9. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by ozmanjusri · · Score: 5, Funny

      you should wait for threepointonedrive.

      I'm waiting for version 3.14159..., aka Pi-in-theSkyDrive

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    10. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by crutchy · · Score: 3, Funny

      something like MicrosoftDrive should be pretty safe

      guess they don't want any association with "that" brand... can't say i blame them

    11. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by mwvdlee · · Score: 2

      That'll be Minus-TwoBillion-OneHundredFortySevenMillion-FourHundredEightyThreeThousand-SixHundredFortyNineDrive, thank you very much.

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    12. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by Centurix · · Score: 5, Funny

      InfiniteImprobabilityDrive, all you files become pictures of whales and petunias.

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    13. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There are certain languages that aren't so well suited to certain brands. Not so much because they don't fit but because they don't "sound" nice to an ear that doesn't understand the language. Let's be honest, French sounds as if the product cannot be PG-13, Finnish a bit like it was branded after some Islamist terrorist, German like the product could single-handedly start a hostile takeover of your company, Italian like it's telling you to go to hell in a very nice way and Hungarian like doing so in a less nice way.

      Plus, not knowing the language really well can lead to certain ... let's say misunderstandings. Remember the Mitsubishi Montero? Well, you only can if you're living in a Spanish speaking country or the US. Almost everywhere else it was called the Mitsubishi Pajero. Take a wild guess why it was renamed. If your Spanish isn't good enough for a guess, read the Wikipedia page...

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    14. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, if you can brand name a fruit that has been a food staple for millennia...

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    15. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by codeButcher · · Score: 2

      Aleph naught drive.

      Although personally I prefer the dev null drive.

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    16. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by rvw · · Score: 5, Funny

      LiveDrive
      WindowsDrive
      or have they finished burning those brands to the ground?

      DriveBy could be another name that will end all these problems for them.

    17. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by hawkinspeter · · Score: 2

      I think Sky have a very reasonable case with this as they provide broadband and cloud email and storage in the UK, so Microsoft is pushing a product that can be directly confused with Sky's products.

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    18. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Funny

      D Drive.

    19. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 5, Funny

      Although personally I prefer the dev null drive.

      ah, I see you've had some experience with Maxtors, too...

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    20. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      Oh dear surely the queen has copyrights on One :D

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    21. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2

      How about One.com making waves? Sky is an ISP (amongst other things), but One.com is a service provider, and a little bit closer to what SkyDrive actually does (though I'm not sure if One.com offers similar cloud storage).

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    22. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by StripedCow · · Score: 2

      Twodrive, Threedrive, etc. The possibilities are (literally) endless!

      Yes, but only countably endless.

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    23. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by DeathToBill · · Score: 1

      This is supposed to be News for Nerds, Stuff that Matters, and the number of people who didn't get the "TwoBillion-OneHundredFortySevenMillion-FourHundredEightyThreeThousand-SixHundredFortyEightDrive" joke is rather depressing.

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    24. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by ifiwereasculptor · · Score: 1

      Coming from the company that neamed its third Xbox the Xbox One, I'm actually surprised they didn't christen it the SixDrive. It'd be great for ads:

      "Xbox network integration, so you can invite a friend over to Xbone with your SixDrive!"

    25. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by alex67500 · · Score: 1

      How about McDrive? That sounds catchy, don't you think?

    26. Re: It'll be fun to watch. by sturle · · Score: 1

      There should be a Drive before Drive 360. And let's not forget Drive 3.11, Drive 95 and Drive XP and ME, and then Drive 7 and 8, which all serve the same purpose. And Drive 2012 Enterprise to make the confusion complete.

      At least Microsoft will keep an eye (+ hundreds of NSA's eyes) on what you store there, and delete your account if they don't like it. http://wmpoweruser.com/watch-w...

    27. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by OptimalCynic · · Score: 2

      They use 64 bit naming.

    28. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by Rufty · · Score: 1

      VistaDrive, MeDrive, DriveMetro, MeDriveMetro

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    29. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by msobkow · · Score: 1, Funny

      Tsk. You don't understand.

      It's not a failed product.

      It's a failed marketing campaign.

      Clearly rebadging the steaming pile of schite is the way to go. :P

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    30. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

      There's nothing wrong with using a common name as a trademark within reason. Sky have obviously used a common name for their company, but it's ridiculous for Microsoft to come along and try to sell a competing product that uses Sky in the title. "Apple" is a common word, but it would be ludicrous for Microsoft to start selling an AppleCall phone. There's a reason that the courts have sided with Sky.

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    31. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by darkinnit · · Score: 1

      One.com does offer similar storage, it's called One.com Cloud Drive: https://www.one.com/en/cloud-d...

    32. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by Sique · · Score: 1

      Metro is already taken in most of Europe by Metro AG. (Yes, the new GUI on Windows 8.x is not called Metro in Europe). And I am pretty sure you will find a Vista Drive in some scenic neighborhood in the U.S. (Especially Vista Drive, Cupertino CA).

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    33. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      NSADrive

    34. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      That's like the MR2 sports car - in French you'd pronounce that "M R deux" which is quite a lot like "merde".

      So Toyota made a car for the French market and called it Shit, so you have to be careful with even simple combinations of letters and numbers in a code.

    35. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, except that it isn't a steaming pile. It is a solid service. Why would you say it isn't - besides what must be some insane Microsoft hating?

    36. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by similar_name · · Score: 1

      The square-root of negative one is probably taken.

    37. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by Noughmad · · Score: 1

      Then they can just start counting in German.

      Yes, while we're at it, let's call it OneDriver, or in German, EinFuhrer. Nobody will dispute this trademark!

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    38. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      Un "merdeux" is pretty much a shithead.

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    39. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

      That's very different as "Windows" is not the name of the company. I imagine if they had used "Licrosoft" as the name, then they would have lost.

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    40. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      Thanks for explaining the joke. This is the max size for signed 32-bit int? (or rather, one over)

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    41. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      And if you don't have an X-Box One, you can run it in Internet Explorer 11 on Windows 8.

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    42. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by msobkow · · Score: 1

      I consider all online drives to be overhyped steaming piles of shit. What's the functional difference between these so-called "cloud" services and an old fashioned FTP server?

      Bugger all but branding.

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    43. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by Sable+Drakon · · Score: 1

      System integration, plain and simple. Install a client, set a directory, and you never have to think about it ever again. Everything in that directory is automaticly uploaded to the service. Can't do that with an FTP server, you've got to deal with an FTP client or some web interface to get your files on there.

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    44. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by lgw · · Score: 1

      And so? An old fashioned FTP server was a useful thing. Onedrive and Dropbox and etc are just as useful.

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    45. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Well, except that it isn't a steaming pile. It is a solid service. Why would you say it isn't - besides what must be some insane Microsoft hating?

      Well, their decision to monitor your files, even private ones, is beyond obnoxious.

      http://wmpoweruser.com/microso...

      I certainly don't need Microsoft snooping around in my files, and potentially revoking not only skydrive (onedrive?) access but locking me out of a bunch of other stuff simply because something in some private file triggered some filter.

    46. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Is "Death Star" another name for "2GB Seagate"?

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    47. Re:It'll be fun to watch. by fastasleep · · Score: 1

      iDrive

  2. My Computer, One Drive? by ScottCooperDotNet · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can hear this now:
          "I saved it on one drive."
    "Which drive did you save it on?"
          "On my one drive."
    "Like your C drive?"

    If they hadn't dumped all the Live branding, they could have gone after LiveDrive.

    Are copyright laws in Europe stricter about customer confusion? Or is this a case where if they can't use it in one country, MS won't use it anywhere?

    1. Re:My Computer, One Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A better name for SkyDrive would be SpyDrive.

    2. Re:My Computer, One Drive? by OptimalCynic · · Score: 1

      SkyNetDrive?

    3. Re:My Computer, One Drive? by hawkingradiation · · Score: 2

      If you would notice a pattern where Microsoft names their products with simple, yet all encompassing names. For example:

      Word,
      Office,
      SQL Server,
      System Center,
      and many others...including the name "Windows"

      It is amazing as if Bill Gates had a dog and named him "Microsoft Woof".

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    4. Re:My Computer, One Drive? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And maybe that's the actual reason they decided to dump that name. The ways it could be "misread" are just too many.

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    5. Re:My Computer, One Drive? by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 4, Funny

      I can hear this now:

            "I saved it on one drive."
      "Which drive did you save it on?"

            "On my one drive."
      "Like your C drive?"

            "No, my One Drive to rule them all, One Drive to find them,
            One Drive to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
            In the Land of Microsoft where the Shadows lie."

            MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

      There, now it's been properly Slashdotified.

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    6. Re:My Computer, One Drive? by JustOK · · Score: 1

      Does it run under Linux? Imagine a Beowulf cluster of them.

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    7. Re:My Computer, One Drive? by Xest · · Score: 1

      It's probably more that they realised the only thing anyone uses OneDrive for is uploading XBox One videos direct from their console, so it makes sense to capitalise on that only real popular use for it.

    8. Re:My Computer, One Drive? by bondsbw · · Score: 1

      Microsoft did have a dog named Rover, originally in Microsoft Bob but later used in Windows XP's search.

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    9. Re:My Computer, One Drive? by JustOK · · Score: 1

      Wait. Do you mean your collection of Natalie Portman is covered in hot grits? Cuz that's just sick.

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    10. Re:My Computer, One Drive? by sootman · · Score: 1

      I deal with this every day...

      "Can you click on the link to Lync and join the meeting?"

      "Hang on, I'll past a link into Lync."

      Try saying those out loud. Yes, it's annoying. Damned retards in their naming department.

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    11. Re:My Computer, One Drive? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Before Microsoft, there was IBM.

      Personal Computer
      Disk Operating System (predates PC-DOS/MS-DOS - ran on 360s)
      Operating System/Multiple Fixed Partitions
      (and a batch of other OS-related things)
      Time-Sharing Option
      A Programming Language
      Programming Language One

      Many of those things are better known by acronyms (and what do you think their database DB2 stands for?).

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  3. I can just see it... by grcumb · · Score: 5, Funny

    Coming soon...

    Celebrity endorsement of One Drive by the eye of Sauron: 'One Drive rules them all! Two thumbs up! If I had Thumbs!'

    Enter our One Draw to win! Secret decoder rings for the first nine (human) winners!

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    1. Re:I can just see it... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Sorry, no. It's been established long ago that the Nazgul work in the legal department of IBM.

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  4. Ubuntu One by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So now they will duke it out with Ubuntu?

    1. Re:Ubuntu One by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      Hah, I was just going to say that. Good luck with Canonical.

    2. Re:Ubuntu One by sturle · · Score: 1

      Or one.com and their Cloud Drive. We have One Drive, One Cloud, Cloud Drive and IBM's CloudOne. Drive One sell cars. Drive Cloud is free!

  5. trademark infringement British Sky Broadcating by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 2

    I'm not sure how this would be confusing a trademark. Does British Sky Broadcasting offer a remote storage solution? This seems almost as silly as if Anderson Windows went after Microsoft for calling their OS "Windows" I know that I always get pissed when I'm stupid enough to order glass panes when I meant to get an OS. I've been to the UK and know many people there. I'm pretty confident that they are smart enough that they won't order online storage when they meant to watch television.

    1. Re:trademark infringement British Sky Broadcating by dbIII · · Score: 2

      Does British Sky Broadcasting offer a remote storage solution

      It's a part of the Murdoch empire, which had an ISP when mosaic was the web browser of choice, so there's probably something like that in there.

  6. OneDrive stands for ... by middlemen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Our NSA Enabled Drive...

  7. ONE drive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    to rule them all !!!

  8. Ubuntu One? by agendi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The name reminds me of another cloud storage service strongly identified with an OS https://one.ubuntu.com/

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    1. Re:Ubuntu One? by crutchy · · Score: 1

      Oh yes!! Then Microsoft could rename itself "SCO One" :-)

    2. Re:Ubuntu One? by dingen · · Score: 4, Informative

      There's also http://one.com/ which offers a cloud storage service.

      It would be hilarious if Microsoft was forced to change the name again *fingers crossed*

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    3. Re:Ubuntu One? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      They have an adequately big war-chest to get their trademarks under normal circumstances.

      Lindows wasn't defeated in court; they were paid to change to Linspire.

      There used to be a feminist bookstore in my city called Amazon Books. It got a very nice cash influx about the time it changed its name.

      I seem to remember somebody using something confusingly similar to Cisco's IOS, and an application of money seems to have settled that.

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  9. use the Roman numeral by frovingslosh · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft should stat using the Roman numeral for One for things like their services and devices. I can't imagine it would upset anyone using the lesser lowe case i for their products.

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  10. Ubuntu One .. by DTentilhao · · Score: 1

    This wouldn't be the first time Microsoft co-incidentally named something confusingly similar to a rival service - OneDrive not to be confused with Ubuntu One or Office Open XML not to be confused with Open Office XML, or Palm PC not to be confused with Palm Pilot ..

    1. Re:Ubuntu One .. by stox · · Score: 2

      I wince every time someone mentions the Palm PC.

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  11. BSkyB didn't even have a SkyDrive by jader3rd · · Score: 2

    I still think it's ridiculous that BSkyB won, given the fact that they don't have a SkyDrive.

    1. Re:BSkyB didn't even have a SkyDrive by scott9693 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. On related news Livescribe has also agreed to stop using the word "sky" on its Sky pen.
      BskyB owns the word "sky" how ridiculous.

    2. Re:BSkyB didn't even have a SkyDrive by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      Oh it wasn't BskyB who got cranky.
      Microsoft wanted to own Sky and tried booting BskyB off their trademark.

      After Murdoch sunk them with more lawyers, Microsoft is going for a loftier target: The number one.

      Just you wait. There will be Microsoft lawyers kicking down accountants and kindergarten doors demanding royalties any minute now.

    3. Re:BSkyB didn't even have a SkyDrive by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      You can't take the sky from me....

    4. Re:BSkyB didn't even have a SkyDrive by Wootery · · Score: 1

      Always struck me an odd line. Imprisonment must surely count as taking the sky from someone.

    5. Re:BSkyB didn't even have a SkyDrive by SomePoorSchmuck · · Score: 1

      Always struck me an odd line. Imprisonment must surely count as taking the sky from someone.

      You're being too literal. The song is the psychological theme of the entire series -- the ship's crew are all in their own way voluntary rebels or involuntary outcasts who for one reason or another are only at home IN "the sky", that is, trawling through space visiting world after world with no solid ground, only the ship as "home" and only each other as "family/friend". They are ramblers and frontiersmen. The song isn't actually claiming that it is physically impossible to prevent them from seeing or entering "the sky". It's their creed; both a statement of defiance and a statement of purpose -- no matter what else each one of them may have lost, they are determined to preserve their freedom.

      "The sky" isn't just the physical sky. The lyric is a metaphor.

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    6. Re:BSkyB didn't even have a SkyDrive by Wootery · · Score: 1

      Good call.

      "The sky" isn't just the physical sky. The lyric is a metaphor.

      Indeed, but the point is that you can't is a statement of defiance rather than an assertion of impossibility.

  12. Obligatory Tolkienism by gishzida · · Score: 2

    OneDrive to Rule them all and in the Darkness bind them.

    1. Re:Obligatory Tolkienism by gishzida · · Score: 1

      Microsoft doesn't use bind, silly. They use MS DNS Server.

      Um...
      "The bind function associates a local address with a socket."

      http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-u...

  13. wait for the next version by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

    the first version always sucks. wait for TwoDrive.

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    1. Re:wait for the next version by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I'm pondering waiting at least for ThreeDriveElevenForWorkgroups.

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  14. Wow, how original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    With all the billions they spend on everything else, they could have at least spent money on a design team to steal the logo and font style from a someplace other than their cloud competition, OwnCloud. This open source project has been around a while and hasn't really done much other branding, but somehow Microsoft decided it would just change the color and go with it. I can just hear Ballmer cheering on the team about how wonderful their marketing department is, yeeeeehaw!

  15. So does this mean Skype becomes..... by Hsien-Ko · · Score: 2

    Onepe?

    1. Re:So does this mean Skype becomes..... by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

      Congratulations, you just won the internet.

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  16. Lawyers would have been cheaper by Laconique · · Score: 1

    Given the originality of the name, you know some heavy duty expensive marketing team worked on it. I would not be surprised if that didn't cost them more than EU litigation. Lawyers are cheaper in Europe in my experience

  17. Re:Get rich quick by cusco · · Score: 2

    I think that A:\ Drive would be more appropriate. About the same speed, aren't they?

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  18. The One Cloud by lunchlady55 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Three versions of Windows 8 for the Elven-kings under the sky,
    Seven System Management Apps for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
    Nine Office Productivity Tools for Mortal Men doomed to die,
    One XBox for the Dark Lord on his dark sharepoint site
    In the Land of Redmond where the Shadows lie.
    One Cloud to rule them all, One Cloud to find them,
    One EULA to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
    In the Land of Redmond where the Shadows lie.

    1. Re:The One Cloud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      One does not simply walk into Redmond. It is a barren wasteland. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. And the Gates is always watching.

    2. Re:The One Cloud by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      Not with ten thousand MSCE's could you do this. It is folly.

  19. Directives of Moron by goombah99 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "directives of moron" is an anagram of Microsoft OneDrive.

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    1. Re:Directives of Moron by MrNemesis · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's still better than some of the anagrams of Microsoft SkyDrive:

      Defrock My Visitors
      Frisky Coder's Vomit
      Mortify Dick Servos
      Voids First Mockery
      Modify Risk Vectors
      Cover Dorky Misfits
      Ivory Serfdom Stick
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  20. Re:Umm... by cheater512 · · Score: 1

    Err how exactly?

  21. LOTR by Mubarmij · · Score: 1

    OneDrive to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them.

  22. Re:Awful by Opportunist · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So it fits perfectly into the MS naming scheme, you say?

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  23. Re:Umm... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Because you may rest assured that MS will not abuse its superior position in the market and somehow cram it down the throat of anyone using any kind of MS product but rely entirely on the superiority of the product.

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  24. Ubuntu One by jimshatt · · Score: 1

    I wonder how Ubuntu / Canonical will react, with their Ubuntu One cloud storage solution.

  25. Re: Umm... by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

    Dropbox is available on Android.

  26. Re:Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    SkyDrive is available on iOS and android.

    Until future notice where it become Windows 9 exclusive...

    Been there, done that. Microsoft isn't fooling me twice.

  27. Re: Umm... by drb_chimaera · · Score: 1

    And iOS too, for that matter :)

  28. Re:Let's all trademark every word! Noone could spe by jones_supa · · Score: 1

    True, that. BSkyB is essentially trademark trolling here.

  29. What about Ubuntu One cloud Storage? by taleman · · Score: 1

    https://one.ubuntu.com/

    Does Microsoft for some reason want to keep on using names that are similar to what others are already using?

  30. Ubuntu One Drive! by PixetaledPikachu · · Score: 1

    This should be fun

  31. They can call it what they like - don't use it by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

    Unless you don't give a damn about the confidentiality of your data.

    If you don't fancy setting up your own server at home, try http://owncloud.org/
    Advantage is clients available for many platforms, including Android.

    If that's too hard, and/or you want 24/7/365, pick a hosting solution in the country of your choice.
    Difficult to know which one to pick, tho'.

  32. Re:Umm... by M1FCJ · · Score: 2

    Bollocks. I've got Dropbox running on my linux boxen, where's the SkyDrive equivalent from Microsoft?

  33. CloudDrive, maybe? by danknight48 · · Score: 2

    I'am no marketing expert, but why not milk the hell out of the "cloud"?
    MS were the main culprits in creating this buzzword, yet, they wont use it?

    Welcome to Tech Support in 2014:
    user = I've lost my data!
    support = Where did you store it?
    user = Its in the clouds
    support = I see, is it currently raining?
    user = Yep
    support = You'll need to grab a bucket, and try and collect all those data droplets
    user = Got it, Your a genius!

  34. Re:skydrive/M$ drive is still relevant ? by sturle · · Score: 1

    Because M$ reads your contents and delete your entire account if they find e.g. family pictures, manga, something which is copyrighted by anyone else, or anything which annoy Microsoft in any possible way. http://wmpoweruser.com/watch-w...

  35. One Drive to rule them all by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Can't be lost on everyone.

  36. Who is in charge of naming at Microsoft? by kehren77 · · Score: 1

    I mean seriously, how many products have they had to rename in the past few years? Metro, SkyDrive, etc...

    Maybe they should try Googling these things before they announce them.

    1. Re:Who is in charge of naming at Microsoft? by sturle · · Score: 1

      They tried, but used Bing instead of Google.

  37. Re:Awful by N0Man74 · · Score: 2

    So it fits perfectly into the MS naming scheme, you say?

    To be an awful name that fits perfectly into MS naming schemes, it would have been MyDocuments.com

  38. They couldn't name it after the Sky cloud offering by monk · · Score: 1

    So they named it after the Canoncial cloud offering, which is also called "One"? What's next "Dropship" maybe "MineCloud"? It's like they hired some clickbait spammer to name projects.

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  39. Re: Umm... by Sable+Drakon · · Score: 1

    And Dropbox is on Linux. OneDrive and even Google's vaunted Drive services aren't. That's why Dropbox is the good service, OneDrive and GDrive can all continue to be irrelevant.

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  40. Bad Name by vlad30 · · Score: 1

    I always tell clients you should store on more than One Drive

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  41. Re: Umm... by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

    and even Google's vaunted Drive services aren't.

    Google says that a Linux Google Drive client will come.....someday.

  42. MicroDrive by niks42 · · Score: 1

    ... unfortunately already invented by Lord Sir Clive of Sinclair for his Quantum Leap computer many, many moons ago

  43. Re: Umm... by Sable+Drakon · · Score: 1

    I'll believe that when I see it. But until that day, Dropbox is going to be the better service.

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  44. Almost as catchy as... by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

    Bing!

  45. Re:Umm... by Kalriath · · Score: 1

    What's a boxen, and how hard was it to install Linux on it?

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  46. Re:Let's all trademark every word! Noone could spe by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

    From my understanding, it was Microsoft that was the bully here, and tried to take the trademark from BSkyB in court, but lost.

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