iWatch Prototypes Could Be Ready, Apple Hires Fitness Physiologists For Tests
SmartAboutThings writes "Recently, Apple has been on a hiring spree, allegedly adding to its 100+ team of members of the iWatch team a sleep expert, a former expert in pulse oximetry and many others. Now, according to a recent job listing on Apple's own website, it seems that Cupertino is looking for physiologists for fitness and energy tests. In my opinion, this can only mean that the iWatch is nearing its final stage and that experts are required to assess how it fares."
F' beta.
Considering the news is days to weeks old the only value here is the COMMUNITY. We do not clap for your poorly worded couple paragraph news scrapes like a bunch of mindless buffoons, we are here to debate, and find a common ground on topics that we find interesting.
There is plenty of things to fix on slashdot, beta does not address a single one of them and makes the site pointless to visit. Your move...
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Fuck Beta. Fuck Dice
Try us Slashdot.... if you want to proceed with Beta then let's do the following test:
1.) Disable comments for a day
2.) Post stories that are "more accessible" for your "wider audience" to consume
3.) Watch your stats (we know you are obsessing over them.)
4.) Tell us how you like your numbers
Don't screw this up DICE... I've enjoyed Slashdot as a community for 16 years but I am not afraid to move and it sounds like much of the community feels the same way.
#IamSlashdot
If you think this contributor won't pack up and leave when things get sucky, just hop on over to my Flickr page and note the date of my last picture.
Lotsa luck getting that ad revenue without contributors. News aggs plastered with ads are a dime a dozen. You're Digg4ing your grave.
For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
Now instead of wondering if you're a douche I'll know you are.
"If any question why we died, Tell them because our fathers lied."
Dear Timothy:
We don't want this crap you call a beta. We will leave! You will be out of a job! Your wife will leave you.
Beware the ides of March! This beta will be the death of Slashdot. Beware the ides of March!
Boycott Slashdot
Don't forget that Apple has been offering fitness accessories with Nike since 2006.
What does that have to do with the Beta?
The only thing worse than a Democrat is a Republican.
Thanks Obama!
Mother fucker! I knew it!
Care to list those Fortune 500 companies that somehow pass your dirty test? I certainly don't know any.
I hardly saw any real words of action in his post. I would rather have heard something along the lines of.. "We have mistakenly pushed beta on 25 percent of our users prematurely. We will be directing those users back to the classic site while we action your feedback regarding, fully functional commenting, over spaced generic design and fixing reported bugs. We do not intend on directing users to the beta site again until we're sure 90% of you are happy with the changes" If Timothy says something with at least this much substance then I won't feel the need to boycott. But as I've heard the the problematic commenting was highlighted in October last year and not been fixed since, and they've started pushing users on to beta regardless.. I don't have much confidence in much action being taken any time soon. Fuck Beta, Boycott is on.
O Dice-O-CAre
We have very pressing matters at hand that happened this week, not last week.
Black holes are where the Matrix raised SIGFPE
iWatch Beta disenfranchising the /. community.
Please keep it coming.
That is exactly what we are doing. You'll see what happens when we stop keeping it coming between February 10th and 17th.
/. refugees on Usenet: news:comp.misc
they tried to load Slashdot Beta on the iWatch and it exploded, taking out several hipster Apple testers.
Let's give them a chance, folks.
We did. BozoBeta has been around for quite some time. Aside from a few minor cosmetic changes and a few (very few) functional improvements, it's been the same pile of fail. There have been precious few positive comments about it. When Slashdot started pushing the Beta design, the negative comments became more numerous, more strident and more detailed.
So what we get from Timothy is a bit of marketing babble liberally sloshed on to a smidgen of comprehension.
The ball is in your court, Slashdot. Figure it out, it's not really all that hard.
Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
No, we need to keep the pressure on.
I learnt a important lesson about a decade ago. Here in the UK there were fuel price protests which _really_ scared the government of the day.
However, the protesters let the momentum disappear after some promises were made and by the time they realised their mistake and organised another protest, the new protest display turned out to be only a shadow of the original protests and nothing really got changed.
I've never forgotten that lesson.
So, I was logged in and didn't get to see the beta so I just checked it out. I have to ask something. Why oh why has light grey on lighter-grey become the new trendy style for UI? Do people no longer wish to be able to read the shit that is on a page and just mindlessly stare at a whitewashed screen? You do realize that some contrast is OK right? There is a reason that people use black type on paper. The Kindle isn't coming out with a light grey on white version to make it cooler. Fuck! It was bad enough when I first opened my iOS 7 mail on my company iPhone. Now I have to see the same shit mimicked on the last semi-intelligent website on the internet? First Yahoo fucks up my homepage that I've been using for the last decade and now Slashdot has to go and screw up my favorite website since 90's. Damn you guys! Keep this shit readable! New for the sake of "new" is not better!
I'd love to have an onboard pulse oximeter . . . being young (ish) and in good health, on the rare times that I've had it measured it was 98-99% However, I'm very curious about what happens during: * Intense exercise * Illness I've even considered buying one just to find out. . .
If it acquires resources on instantiation like a duck, then its a shared_ptr<Duck>
Maybe those experts Apple hired were not to oversee the development of iWatch but to diagnose a mass disorder that had hit its employees hard.
Hey, think differently, after all.
It's a small step in the right direction. But they've mishandled this thing so badly that it'll take more than one vaguely worded post to quiet people down.
There's a perfectly valid alternate design for Slashdot already:
http://web.archive.org/web/20000305021033/http://slashdot.org/
Still looks great -- I prefer it to this design and to Beta. Admins, please bring back the design used around 2000. There is little whitespace, so little wasted space, larger clearer fonts, and still a lot on each page, and little or no JavaScript cruft. Besides those significant improvements, it looks warmer and more classic.
BETA SUCKS. FUCK BETA.
Systemd: the PulseAudio of init systems
Perhaps instead of spamming "fuck beta" in the comments of every article, instead we could just comment as usual except with an extra phrase at the end or in the sig. The phrase in question is "Ceterum censeo Beta esse pedicandum," which basically translates as, "By the way, I think the Beta must be fucked." (Anyone who actually knows Latin should feel free to improve the phrase's grammar if necessary.) I think this would be a good way to protest now that Dice is starting to get the point. Keep doing the "I am Slashdot" thing too, it's a good response to the things about this community that Dice still doesn't understand.
Ceterum censeo Beta esse pedicandum.
For all the lurker types out there, fuck beta
Which is in the spirit of many Amazon reviews, where the comment is sort of on topic but then goes on to discuss how it might be an analogy for (or direct cause of) Slashdot's beta site sucking. Some of the posts I've seen in this vein were absolute gems.
Black holes are where the Matrix raised SIGFPE
An iWatch??? Oooooh shiny! I wish that I had an iWatch prototype so that I knew exactly when 2359 hrs rolls around on Feb. 8, and I can leave this inglorious Beta disaster once the week-long "slashcot" begins. There might not be much point in waiting for the trainwreck to begin; it's already in progress, and we're all starring in it. Dunno if I can masochistically "tough out" this entirely needless murder of my favorite discussion forum. I very rarely post, but I read a great deal of it and am always entertained, challenged, and (most of all) educated by the entire Slashdot experience.
:P
Fuck Dice. Fuck 'em right in the wallet; fuck 'em in the share price; fuck 'em in the investment portfolio and cut the strings on everyone's golden parachutes.
Anyone at Dice who cheerfully refers one more time to us as a motherfucking "audience" is a complete smeg-head.
I'm not sure I want to stick around and watch Dice's inept version of Mount St. Helens erupt in slow-motion destruction. Seeing it deserted en masse in coming months due to the Beta's inevitable victory, and having it start resembling something like sad old deserted kuro5hin, is probably too much for me.
In the big feedback thread, Soulskill's oozed forth nothing but laughably transparent management-speak platitudes that are devoid of any actual understanding of, let alone respect FOR, the community that comprises Slashdot. if he doesn't get it, or is studiously AVOIDING getting-it, then i'm sure his Chad Lumbergh superiors at Dice Central Command sure as hell don't get it. Tonight's presently-in-progress Beta feedback thread is pointless 'cos the suits really have no intention of switching gears, and the usability-destroying "OMG Ponies!"-ization of ye olde 'dot is a solid certainty.
Up until this moment the whole thing made me rage, but now I'm just feeling a bit more sad than angry. Yeah, we're being sold out. I'm not going to pretend I'm not pissed-off and unhappy about that.
Stick a fork in ye olde 'dot, folks; it's done. Last one out, please turn off the hot-grits spigot.
I look forward to some other new site/wiki/blog/Fuhrerbunker/casino where I can digitally rub shoulders with y'all in the VERY near future. There are already several posts in other current threads about a possible Altslashdot.org; who knows what other new purpose-built destinations might come to be? But I truly have very little further hope for this fascinating & enlightening place that I've been visiting since before 9/11. It's a place that I miss already, if you know what I mean.
But then again, Dice's chronic greedy misunderstandings about that are a huge part of this needless mess, hey? This crufty ol' comment-friendly website, as a place, does not matter. Why?
Because we're Slashdot.
Our community transcends any mere "place".
Together, we can exist anywhere we choose.
~JPE
Can't stop the Beta? Time to evacuate to ##altslashdot at webchat.freenode.net - Slashcott in effect.
>http://web.archive.org/web/20000305021033/http://slashdot.org/
oh that page made my heart a flutter
(posting from the beta OMG WTF BBQ)
"this can only mean that the iWatch is nearing its final stage and that experts are required to assess how it fares"
Or alternately, they're getting physiologists in at the early design stage so it's actually designed around user needs not marketroid fantasies.
Somewhat unlike the process that led to Beta.
The new site responds better, looks better, and has some nice features.
I especially like how you don't actually list issue you have
Exactly like how you don't actually list what the "nice features" are. Or what you consider "better looking". Or how you're measuring the "response".
Because for most of us, the response time is either no different, or MUCH slower since you have to keep "loading more" comments over and over, instead of just "loading all".
And I don't think it looks better, it wastes a shitload of screen real estate and looks like some high school project that was slapped together after a late-night masturbatory session with your MLP dolls.
Nice features? I see no nice features. I see a giant pain in the ass.
So, Fuck you and fuck beta.
I'd love a nice watch that I could browse classic Slashdot on. Fuck Beta.
I've been a slashdot reader for a good 15 years now and I really hope that the new beta design changes substantially before being pushed to production.
1) FAR too much white space, only two or three stories fit on my screen! This is not Windows 8 and most of us don't have the attention span of a goldfish....
2) Titles have the same background as the story text. This makes it much more difficult to quickly skim the site. Look at this, I made three paragraphs and there's about an INCH of space between them!
3) The comment system has been thoroughly broken.
Launch a poll for the new design and see what happens...
nice features?
the threading is shit. the use of space on screen is shit. (NONE of the article pictures are relevant!)
loads of empty space where there used to be useful links and snippets of nerdy information.
even the javascript is broken. (the advert only pops on when scrolling a bit down, when header goes into sticky mode)
world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
There's a perfectly valid alternate design for Slashdot already:
http://web.archive.org/web/20000305021033/http://slashdot.org/
Still looks great -- I prefer it to this design and to Beta. Admins, please bring back the design used around 2000. There is little whitespace, so little wasted space, larger clearer fonts, and still a lot on each page, and little or no JavaScript cruft. Besides those significant improvements, it looks warmer and more classic.
BETA SUCKS. FUCK BETA.
Dear Slashdot management,
Can we please get a button, located at the top of each thread next tot he 'Post' button, that filters out any posts with the word 'Beta' in them when you press it?
Sincerely,
Those rest of us.
Only to idiots, are orders laws.
-- Henning von Tresckow
A better question would be why do ACs keep posting this shit against the beta, when in a separate article, the powers that be said they were backing down and re-evaluating?
hmm, they seem to have fixed the paragraph issue
apparently