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Ask Slashdot: Should I Get Google Glass?

lunatick writes "I put in my application for Google Glass as a joke. I never figured I would be selected. Well in less than one week I got my invite to buy Google Glass. My main hold back is the $1500 price tag for a device that just seems to be a camera and navigation aid. Does anyone in the /. community have Google Glass and can they give some advice to the rest of us considering it?"

421 comments

  1. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Period

    1. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not yet... maybe when glass comes with X-ray vision.

    2. Re:No by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      Another no. At least, not until most of your neighbors are cyborgs.

      Seriously, aren't they/we cyborgs already?

      Google Glass just lets you wear the technology on your face, instead of in your pocket or on your wrist.

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    3. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of my neighbors *are* cyborgs. They've all replaced one of their hands with a touchscreen device.

    4. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      +1. Glass is for voyeurs, pedophiles and creepy stalkers.

      Is it? I have found you can do all those things without Glass.

      Ahem.. I mean... I have heard....

    5. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well if we change the question to wearable products like google glass i would say yes the Oakly goggles seems like a good use, if google glass could be used in a similar way i would consider adding it to my snowboarding gear, or possibly for navigation on a motorcycle

      but for normal use fuck no

    6. Re:No by Razgorov+Prikazka · · Score: 2, Informative

      No is the short and straightforward answer.
      The longer more thought through answer should be: No-no-no-no-no-no-no-Hell-no!

      There are way to many camera's as it is today, no need for privately owned ones as well.
      There should be a little red 'recording' light on there. So you can go about as you are when not filming me, or get a sub-retinal version for free if you start filming me without consent.
      I feel no need for others to film me with a wireless webcam straped to their faces!
      So the answer should be NO. Period.

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    7. Re: No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      As a pedophile, I'm offended that you're suggesting I'd use glass.

    8. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      "There should be a little red 'recording' light on there."

      Are you under the impression that all the people typing on their smartphones are texting?
      We are filming you, every minute of every day.

    9. Re:No by slashmydots · · Score: 1

      You are incorrect. The answer is: "No, no, no, NO, NO!!!!"

    10. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another no. At least, not until most of your neighbors are cyborgs.

      Seriously, aren't they/we cyborgs already?

      Google Glass just lets you wear the technology on your face, instead of in your pocket or on your wrist.

      Owning a smartphone makes you as much of a cyborg as owning a car makes you a transport vehicle.

    11. Re:No by nbauman · · Score: 1

      Does it have the infra-red filter that lets you see through bathing suits?

    12. Re:No by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      Owning a smartphone makes you as much of a cyborg as owning a car makes you a transport vehicle.

      Agreed, in the literal sense. But I was speaking figuratively, for rhetorical effect.

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    13. Re:No by Sperbels · · Score: 1

      I thought it was the infra-red filter that prevented you from seeing through bathing suits.

    14. Re:No by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      There already is a recording light that is clearly visible. I'm more curious what you think resistance will do to help prevent this nightmare world of cameras you see us moving towards. It seems pretty much inevitable, so the best thing to do is engage with it and try to make sure it is both useful and respectful of privacy.

      Cameras will only get cheaper, smaller and more common. We have to deal with it somehow, the tide cannot be turned.

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    15. Re:No by Razgorov+Prikazka · · Score: 0

      Thing is... that even when you are not filming me, I can not be assured that I am not being filmed.
      Ever heard of RAT? Remote Access Tools? So even when you are not aware of actually filming me, someone else actually might. They can even switch off that little LED that signals: Hey I am filming!
      Sorry... what did I say again?
      There should be a little red recording light?
      Never mind! FU if youre wearing it. Hopefully for you it is, the evidence of the attack is on a disk and the judge will tell me: YOU SHOULD LET OTHER PEOPLE FILM YOU WHATEVER THE SITUATION ! ! !

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    16. Re:No by msauve · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...and is sold in the back of comic books for 5 boxtops plus $3.95 shipping and handling.

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    17. Re:No by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      If someone wanted to film you discretely they would and you would never know about it. Google Glass is not art all new in this regard and it has the benefit of being a visible device you seem to fear so you can take your precious little private moment you're flaunting in public and run away. Why hate on a device that does nothing new to invade your privacy but let's you know that someone has the potential to be recording you?

    18. Re:No by nbauman · · Score: 1

      There is one filter that filters out the infra-red light and prevents you from seeing through bathing suits. There's another filter that lets through the infra-red light and filters out everything else and lets you see through bathing suits.

      http://www.komonews.com/news/p...

    19. Re: No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same problem exists in phones too.

    20. Re:No by afgam28 · · Score: 1

      There are way to many camera's as it is today, no need for privately owned ones as well.

      That's one way to look at it, but if there are already cameras everywhere then who cares if there are a few more? It won't take away any more of your privacy, since you already don't have any.

      The other way to look at it is that we currently live in a society where surveillance is asymmetric. We're filmed by police, the NSA and corporations, but try walking up to a cop and filming him and see how successful you are.

      A world where everyone is wearing privately-owned Glass might level the playing field a little bit.

    21. Re:No by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Maybe the guy likes having the word "Glasshole" tattooed onto his forehead...

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    22. Re:No by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

      There already is a light that blinks when my HDD is used. Of course it is trivial to unplug it so it doesn't blink anymore.

    23. Re:No by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Thing is... that even when you are not filming me, I can not be assured that I am not being filmed.

      The thing is when I'm not wearing glass you can't be assured that I'm not filming you. In fact if I'm going to film you discretely I'm much more likely to do it with a hidden camera than an OMG LOOK AT ME cyborg accessory planted on my head which requires me to stare directly at you.

      Be thankful for glass, you may be able to actually tell if someone is filming you, right now you can't.

    24. Re:No by Branciforte · · Score: 1

      So, you do realize that "voyeurs, pedophiles and creepy stalkers" are using any of the many available spy glasses that don't obviously have a camera on them, right?

    25. Re: No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel you may over-value yourself and others reactions to you. The sad reality is that you likely don't mean enough for anyone to care to film you. I don't mean that offensively, but as a touch of reality.

      There are real problems to consider in life. Imaginary fans recording you non stop will likely not rank for you.

  2. Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape ppl? by GoodNewsJimDotCom · · Score: 0, Troll

    If you're a creepy guy who wants to record every stranger you pass on the street, then Google Glass is for you!

  3. You'll regret being an early adopter. by Gavin+Scott · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Pretty soon there will be a $399 version that's 10x better than the first generation.

    If you can get $1,500 worth of fun showing it off to people in the first year then sure.

    G.

    1. Re:You'll regret being an early adopter. by slapout · · Score: 5, Funny

      Let people wear them for $15/hour. After 100 hours you'll have the money back.

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    2. Re:You'll regret being an early adopter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah... I was going to make a smart-alek remark about eBay as a way to get the money back. But this sounds like it would probably work even better.

    3. Re:You'll regret being an early adopter. by oogoliegoogolie · · Score: 1

      Whaat? I always assumed GG was given out to a select few just to get feedback. So Google Glass is still experimental, is a solution looking for a problem, has a high chance of being suddenly dropped by Google if it doesn't take off, and people still are willing to pay $1500 for it?
      Holy Crap! I thought Apple's fanboys were insane!

    4. Re:You'll regret being an early adopter. by hey! · · Score: 4, Informative

      Pretty soon there will be a $399 version that's 10x better than the first generation.

      True, but if you're an app developer that's actually a sensible reason to drop the dough now and get familiar with the platform so you're ready when it becomes viable for pragmatist adopters. In my experience $500/seat is an important threshold when selling to pragmatist adopters.

      The fact that the guy is even asking this question shows that he's got the money, but it's enough dough that he has to consider the purchase carefully. If there were an existing application that justified the purchase as a user he'd probably know about it, so I'd guess that the only practical reason to buy the thing would be to develop a new application. If you had an idea for a new app or even had confidence you could come up with such an idea, now would be a good time to get a jump on the competition.

      If the guy isn't a serious developer, then what he ought to do is compare the novelty value of owning a Google Glass with other amusing ways he could spend $1500. That would pay for round trip airfare to Hawaii; a half dozen prime seat at Broadway shows; or a rather memorable night in a Nevada brothel.

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    5. Re:You'll regret being an early adopter. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      It's like GMail. Except you have to pay. It will be invite only for five years.

    6. Re:You'll regret being an early adopter. by camperdave · · Score: 1

      ...and people still are willing to pay $1500 for it? Holy Crap! I thought Apple's fanboys were insane!

      The two aren't mutually exclusive.

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    7. Re:You'll regret being an early adopter. by jddj · · Score: 1

      I think I might pay $15 an hour not to ever wear 'em.

      Several people had Glass at a recent conference I attended. Every time I saw one (my first live-and-in-person sightings), I thought "Oh, yeah, of course: they really DO make you look like a dork."

    8. Re:You'll regret being an early adopter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So Google Glass is still experimental, is a solution looking for a problem

      Do you have any idea how much time (i.e. money) you could save if plumbers and electricians could wear these cameras during rough-in construction, and then when they come back after drywall and plaster, an app could highlight exactly where everything is behind the walls? X-ray vision.

      Google Glass may be a neat toy for geeks, but for someone who works with their hands, a heads-up display can be a real, useful tool. They just need to make it more rugged and write some apps. Do you really think UPS drivers want to go back to pens and clipboards because the DIAD is dorky. No, tech is only dorky if it's not useful.

    9. Re:You'll regret being an early adopter. by SemperUbi · · Score: 1

      Five years? In tech time, that's like the Pleistocene era! Good strategy for Google -- limit the supply for a ridiculously long time, making it invite-only to increase the recipients' impressions of a great favor having been bestowed on them -- all of which should increase demand over what it might've been if any old schlump could buy a pair. Too bad Google didn't think through the social side effects. How do you relate to someone who might or might not start recording you at any time without your knowledge? I'm not interested in buying a pair and being 'That Guy' (gal, in my case).

    10. Re:You'll regret being an early adopter. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Yup. I remember when GMail was invite only. Everyone HAD to have it, even when invites got ridiculously easy to get. Marketing genius. But what would you expect from the world's largest and most successful advertising company?

      Reading the comments, it sounds like Glass is in a similar position. Anyone who "applies" will get an invitation to be an exclusive previewer, at the low, low price of $1500. Wouldn't it be be hilarious if Google announced they were cancelling the program after the preview purchases start to drop off?

      When someone finally makes LCD contacts work I'll be seriously interested, just for the display. I'm not really interested in a low resolution display on a giant pair of glasses for the price of a flight to the other side of the world though.

    11. Re:You'll regret being an early adopter. by neonKow · · Score: 1

      Everyone had to have it because Yahoo! mail gave you 10 MB of storage....

  4. Fuck glassholes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Do you want to be a glasshole? Answer that and you know what you should do.

  5. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by lunatick · · Score: 2

    No, I really have no use for the camera part. I perfer s SLR. My question is more what apps are out there?

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  6. $1500 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You could buy a GoPro and the best unlocked smartphone money can buy and still end up saving cash over something that looks like a kid's spy toy.

  7. Don't forget the cost of your medical bills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It costs money to fix a broken nose. Don't forget to factor that in.

    1. Re:Don't forget the cost of your medical bills by Gavin+Scott · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but just think of the ad revenue from putting the resulting video up on YouTube for us all to laugh at.

      POW! Ha ha, that never gets old.

      G.

    2. Re:Don't forget the cost of your medical bills by master_kaos · · Score: 1

      maybe he lives in Canada

    3. Re:Don't forget the cost of your medical bills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So then he's already paid for it through his exorbitant tax bill.

    4. Re:Don't forget the cost of your medical bills by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      maybe he lives in Canada

      In that case, people wouldn't punch him on the nose. They'd apologize for being in his camera's FOV.

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    5. Re:Don't forget the cost of your medical bills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but if you live with belligerent idiots willing to commit assault (which is illegal in the US) than having the point of view shot of the punch will be pretty handy at the trial.

    6. Re:Don't forget the cost of your medical bills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. It's simply self-defense against a stalker/pedophile. The glasshole will then hopefully be sent off to be gang raped in the fed pen.

    7. Re:Don't forget the cost of your medical bills by jon3k · · Score: 1

      So for only $1500 I get to shoot someone? Awesome!

    8. Re:Don't forget the cost of your medical bills by slashmydots · · Score: 1

      Getting hit by a car in a crosswalk does MUCH more damage than that!

    9. Re:Don't forget the cost of your medical bills by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Please, come to the UK and let me know where you are. I'll come and photograph you.

      Y'see, it's legal. If you assault me because I take your photograph, you go to prison. The Government gives me money in compensation.

      We have many flaws in British society, but punching people for harmless photography tends not to be one of them.

    10. Re:Don't forget the cost of your medical bills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That will be paid in damages by the asshole who assaulted him.

      Captcha: planking - another possible punishment.

    11. Re:Don't forget the cost of your medical bills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would I spend money to go see some pasty, smelly, obese piece of shit?

  8. not worth $1500 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Especially since it's not even a finished product.

  9. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No. It's dumb.

  10. battery issue: less than 4 hours by peter303 · · Score: 2

    When I was trying one in demo that was doing lots of video shooting, it didnt even last two hours.

    I hear lots of wearables have this issue. You want something to go all day.

    The upcoming version could be better.

    1. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by AK+Marc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's because, despite what the idiots on Slashdot assert, the point isn't video. It's having a convenient screen always in view. The camera is more for environmental awareness than recording people/events. It is *not* an augmented reality device because the side-screen can't overlay information on the visual field of the wearer.

      When you think of it as a convenient remote display, and nothing more, then it becomes much less "interesting".

      The only app I'd want is a drunk driving app. An app that detects eyelid dilation, eye movements per minute, and eye movement speed could set off warnings when a driver is unsafe (too tired, too drunk). And that doesn't even use the external-facing camera.

    2. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by noh8rz10 · · Score: 2

      That's because, despite what the idiots on Slashdot assert, the point isn't video. It's having a convenient screen always in view.

      then why does it have a camera? if it didn't have a camera, this would solve 95% of the problems people have with the technology.

    3. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 3, Funny

      If you need someone to tell you you're drunk, you're too stupid to live.

    4. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Based on his posting history, most of us already knew that.

      incoming flamebait mod!

    5. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by amicusNYCL · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The camera is more for environmental awareness

      What, like an eye?

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    6. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by denzacar · · Score: 1

      The only app I'd want is a drunk driving app. An app that detects eyelid dilation, eye movements per minute, and eye movement speed could set off warnings when a driver is unsafe (too tired, too drunk). And that doesn't even use the external-facing camera.

      An app that tracks the items you are handling (phone, keys, wallet, children...) taking a snapshot of the last time you were holding it and where.
      For bonus functionality include shape and color recognition (sell cans of specially formulated transparent dye invisible to human eye but noticeable to cameras) to let you know "where's your shit" when you walk into a room.
      Very useful for humans who must live surrounded by other humans who keep moving "their shit".

      There you go.
      You (or whoever reads this and develops or instructs someone to develop such an app) can give me my 10% of the profits when you become a millionaire.

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    7. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, "handling children" is, perhaps, not the best choice of words.

    8. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >if it didn't have a camera, this would solve 95% of the problems people have with the technology.

      Cell phones have cameras too. Only the idiots have problems with the camera on the Glass.

    9. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because, despite what the idiots on Slashdot assert, the point isn't video. It's having a convenient screen always in view. The camera is more for environmental awareness than recording people/events. It is *not* an augmented reality device because the side-screen can't overlay information on the visual field of the wearer.

      When you think of it as a convenient remote display, and nothing more, then it becomes much less "interesting".

      The only app I'd want is a drunk driving app. An app that detects eyelid dilation, eye movements per minute, and eye movement speed could set off warnings when a driver is unsafe (too tired, too drunk). And that doesn't even use the external-facing camera.

      If there is ever even a remote chance that you are driving drunk, you don't deserve to live.

    10. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by mark_reh · · Score: 1

      It has a camera for all the potential uses that might be created for it. The camera and software might be able to recognize street signs and integrate with a GPS app to show you where businesses or homes are located. It might be used to recognize faces of people to remind you of their names, interests,etc. It might be used to recognize pieces of equipment and automatically display operating info. There are a million uses for cameras that don't involve sexual activity, and the idea of recording everyone you look at is just silly. What would anyone ever do with all that video? When would you ever watch it? Would you also record the display you're looking at while you're watching all that video?

      I don't know why people get so upset about the camera in Google Glass. But then, I don't get why people get upset about teaching evolution. Ignorance sucks.

    11. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      So you shouldn't have an app that could tell you too tired because it would also tell you if you were too drunk?

      I don't drink, and I don't like anti-drinking laws. The problem should be the impariment, not whether you've touched a forbidden drug. And measuring eye movement is the most direct measure of impairment that's practical.

      Why do you object to an app telling you if you are too impaired to know you are impaired?

    12. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, we are talking about AK Marc here so...

    13. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 0

      You mentioned specifically that the app should be able to tell you if you're too drunk. Once you're drunk, you're too drunk. The question you should ask yourself is: Have I had too many beers to know when I've metabolized the alcohol? Most people go by the 1 hour after 1 beer rule; if you've had 2 beers and then been sitting sipping soda for 2 hours, you're good. If you got BLITZED, you're not driving until you sleep it off.

      If you can't figure out that the behavior of CONSUMING INTOXICANTS needs a self-imposed buffer, you're fucked. If you want a gadget to pass a test on you, you're fucked.

    14. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      If that worked, where are there so many drunk drivers on the road?

    15. Re: battery issue: less than 4 hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they don't fucking care?

    16. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Simple. Cameras are cheap and easy to implement. Think about it. Most smartphones have two cameras built in, and that's on a device that sits in your pocket most of the day.

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    17. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very small percentage of "drunk drivers" get in traffic accidents. An even smaller percentage are involved in accidents that injure or kill anyone. But we can't get reliable statistics on this because we have no records of who "drive drunk" and makes it to their destination fine.

      It's a shit load. I drive drunk better than you drive with your fucking phone in hand.

    18. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you really so obtuse that you don't understand how habitual drinkers, let alone binge drinkers, think about their habit?

    19. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wtf is "eyelid dilation"?

    20. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      That's a pretty good question, and the only answer that I can come up with is that the engineers thought it would be cool. Everything has a camera these days, but I completely agree that it would be a better device without it. It's probably a shit camera anyway.

    21. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, if you need someone to tell you you're drunk, you are drinking wrong.

    22. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      No, my father and uncle collected more than their share of DUIs. I'm more familiar with habitual and binge drinkers than I'd like. Did you have a comment on the app, or just insults to throw at me?

    23. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The distance eyelids are opened. They get more narrow the more tired you get. Sounded better than measuring the weight of eyelids (heavy eyelids is a medical term, but "heavy" isn't a measure of mass, but a psychological feeling that can be measured by observing the distance the eyelids are opened.

    24. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because, despite what the idiots on Slashdot assert, the point isn't video. It's having a convenient screen always in view.

      then why does it have a camera? if it didn't have a camera, this would solve 95% of the problems people have with the technology.

      Cost of camera far less than cost of Google Glass.

    25. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Because some of the most useful apps are things like translation of text you are looking at, reading bar codes and yes, snapping the occasional photo or creating some first person video. The GP is just saying that it isn't a 24/7 YouTube streaming device designed to violate every moment of the wearer's life, just like the camera in your phone isn't.

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    26. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was just wondering if you were playing dumb or you were genuinely dumb. I'm kind of wondering at this point if you're just a straight up troll... asking questions you already know the answer to is telling as to what kind of asshole you are in real life. If you find my way of seeing you as insulting maybe you shouldn't go around asking questions you already know the answer to in order to goad some kind of response out of people.
       
      So piss off.

    27. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The test is simple: if you can stay on the floor without holding on, you're not drunk.

    28. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      What was the question I asked that I already knew the answer to? I personally would like it best for a drowsiness detector, and most reasonable people would welcome such a tool. It would also be able to detect impairments of other kinds, such as drug, indicating actual impaiment, not just drug-level presumptions. I used alcohol as the most widely understood example. Some people would welcome something that would give a more accurate reading. Some people follow "rules of thumb" and still get arrested.

    29. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      If you need someone to tell you you're drunk, you're too stupid to live.

      No, you're an alcoholic and someone just needs to punch you in the face, because.

    30. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that worked, where are there so many drunk drivers on the road?
       
      Are you really that much of a fucking loser incompetent?
       
      Just go fuck yourself, shitbag.

    31. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How long will it take for someone to develop a GoogleGlass virus that gives Glass users an epileptic fit?

    32. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by N1AK · · Score: 1

      The same reason that mobile phones have had them for years, even though they were virtually useless for most of that time and hardly used, and the same reason radio was a common feature on old phones even though it was hardly used and pretty crap: Because it had some use for some users and the cost of providing it was low enough to justify it.

      I very rarely use the camera on my phone, but one of the most common uses is for video chats when someone is discussing a technical issue etc they are having and I want them to show me. I wouldn't buy a phone without a camera even though it's only a small part of the benefit.

      I don't understand the concern about people with a camera on their head in a pub or whatever. It has a recording light and you can bet I'd ask my friends to stop if they sat there recording me, just like I would if they did with a smartphone, but it doesn't/won't happen. If it's some random stranger then I'd take it up with them and the landlord, again unlikely to happen, and places that didn't control misuse would quickly see customers leave to go somewhere that did. People already have hundreds of ways to be jackasses if they want to, another one isn't going to end the world.

    33. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Your phone is designed for calls, why does it have a camera?

      It's called a multi-function device. That doesn't mean it shouldn't be used for recording video, it just means it CAN be used, and was designed to do so in SOME cases which is reflected by the piss poor battery life.

    34. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well actually about alcohol you are probably right about being tired you are usually never sure enough. I tell you I've being expecting to take a knap and ended up sleeping. And I've seen others I am not the only one experiencing that sometimes. So I would say you are too stupid to believe you will never fall asleep driving. I call it the "I am the superman" way of thinking. Or the arrogant one.

    35. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I'll skip most of the discussion and just say this: It'll teach you to keep your head up when moderately drunk.

    36. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure alcoholics know they're drunk.

    37. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Or, it'd save lives, as most "drunk driving" crashes these days are from people that weren't drunk, but the effects of coming home from the bar at 4 a.m. lead to them falling asleep at the wheel, and the current rules for identifying crashes as "alcohol related" (later used for drunk driving statistics) would include them, as if alcohol was illegal, they wouldn't have gone to the bar, even if they were a 100% sober designated driver. And the drowsy warning could help drivers roll down the window, turn on the A/C, turn up the radio, or pull over or whatever they need to do to stay safe.

      The point is, it could cut "drunk driving" crashes even if 100% of drunk people don't use it.

    38. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      The only app I'd want is a drunk driving app. An app that detects eyelid dilation, eye movements per minute, and eye movement speed could set off warnings when a driver is [..] too drunk.

      I am going to come over to your house to borrow some eggs, and fuck your wife and daughter. Then while you're screaming about it, I'll just talk about how you're getting upset over me borrowing eggs.

    39. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      [I want ] An app that detects eyelid dilation, eye movements per minute, and eye movement speed could set off warnings when a driver is [...] too tired

      Yes, when you edit with intent to deceive, it's obvious. It's not like we can't all look it up.

    40. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Deceive? The context was "(too tired, too drunk)". You gave a list of conditions, one of the specific conditions was "too drunk". When a list is given as such to specify a condition ("unsafe" = ["too tired","too drunk"]) , you can substitute the condition ("unsafe") for any single element of the list ("too drunk") and produce a valid statement.

      In other words, your entire list of statements is validly as follows:

      [I want ] An app that detects eyelid dilation, eye movements per minute, and eye movement speed could set off warnings when a driver is too tired.

      [I want ] An app that detects eyelid dilation, eye movements per minute, and eye movement speed could set off warnings when a driver is too drunk.

      One of these actually says you want something that a driver can use when they're driving drunk to tell them they're too drunk to drive.

      Language motherfucker, do you has it?

    41. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      So, when someone clarifies a statement, if you can edit any previous subset of their words to indicate anything other than their clarification, then the speaker is wrong about what their intention was? You may be a language parsing savant, but you don't understand language.

    42. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      "I'm going to rape your wife in the ass" my intention isn't to threaten your wife with violence and sexual assault, so the cops should chastise you for making false police reports.

      Of course that's ludicrous.

      What's even more ludicrous is when you clarify "unsafe" as meaning "too drunk", and then claim that's not what you meant. Clearly, you directly and specifically clarified "unsafe" to include multiple meanings including "too tired" and "too drunk", of which one of these meanings you ascribed to "unsafe" in this particular context to be "too drunk". You did not clarify it to include meanings such as "bleeding to death" or "so horny you could drive with your penis", so those cannot be said to be your intent in context. But in context you did deliberately specify that the utility was to include people who are operating a vehicle when "too drunk", perhaps to realize that they're "too drunk". The modifier "too" indicates that if they were less drunk--still drunk, but not so much--then they could safely drive while somewhat drunk.

      By your own rules set forth, you have specified that there should be tools to help people know when it's okay to drive drunk, and that this is dependent on precisely how drunk they are. You gave explanations which suggested it's okay to drive drunk if you can keep your head up and eyes straight, although we can safely assume this wasn't a precise definition. The only thing we can strongly derive is that you indicated it should be fine to drive when drunk, or alternately that a person may not know they're drunk. Maybe they don't know that alcohol makes them drunk.

    43. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      "I'm going to rape your wife in the ass" my intention isn't to threaten your wife with violence and sexual assault, so the cops should chastise you for making false police reports. Of course that's ludicrous.

      Yes, that is ludicrous. Your words and your clarification are directly opposite. My words and my clarification had no such change of meaning.

      What's even more ludicrous is when you clarify "unsafe" as meaning "too drunk", and then claim that's not what you meant.

      I clarified that when I said "too drunk or tired" that I (personally) would never use the drunk feature. I don't care if you think it's a bad idea. There's a lot of money out there spent on anti-drinking things, so that's within its technical capabilities, even if you think the social use would be minimal.

      But in context you did deliberately specify that the utility was to include people who are operating a vehicle when "too drunk", perhaps to realize that they're "too drunk". The modifier "too" indicates that if they were less drunk--still drunk, but not so much--then they could safely drive while somewhat drunk.

      Yes, that is exactly what I said. Are you arguing that measuring eye movement and lid opening can have no chance of gaging impairment? That was my claim. Not that someone drunk enough to fail would care before driving, but that it would be detectable.

      By your own rules set forth, you have specified that there should be tools to help people know when it's okay to drive drunk, and that this is dependent on precisely how drunk they are.

      No. I am just repeating the law. The law "allows" driving after some consumption, and disallows it after some metric. If you don't like that go argue with a legislator, I didn't write the law. Better ability to gauge compliance with the law is a good thing, right?

    44. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I clarified that when I said "too drunk or tired" that I (personally) would never use the drunk feature.

      And there you go again: asserting that there should be a feature to allow some people to drive drunk.

      Counterpoint to your specific clarification:

      The only app I'd want is a drunk driving app.

      As well:

      Not that someone drunk enough to fail would care before driving, but that it would be detectable.

      The app on their headgear won't do anything about it, of course, besides alert them that they're drunk. If they don't care, they likely won't even have the app installed; if it is installed, they likely will ignore it. So we're back to telling people if it's okay for them to drive despite feeling slightly sloshed, as long as they can keep their eyes open.

      You're doing a good job of moving the goalposts carefully and slowly--and in multiple directions--but it doesn't work when the Internet has such a long memory.

    45. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      And there you go again: asserting that there should be a feature to allow some people to drive drunk.

      That's the law. .05 is legally drunk. .10 is illegally drunk.

      You're doing a good job of moving the goalposts carefully and slowly--and in multiple directions--but it doesn't work when the Internet has such a long memory.

      I've never moved the goalposts. That you've deliberately misinterpreted older statements, even after being corrected indicates you are argumentative, not that I have the opinion you assert. I didn't anticipate some jackass tearing apart a casual sentence with the intent of proving me wrong without even bothering to understand what I meant. Yes, as you note, this is the Internet, and I should have presumed such jackassery. I only brought up alcohol because it's an easy sell.

      Sleepy driving is a much bigger problem now. And an app like I describe would save lives, whether it's from pointing out drug driving to someone who didn't realize that the pills were that strong, someone who is driving too late and just wants to make it a couple more miles, or someone who is borderline drunk (near the legal limit), who gets confirmation of an impairment doesn't matter to the point. Measuring impairment is a much better way of gaging impairment than measuring a chemical in the blood or braeth and guessing what level the impairment would be.

    46. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      0.5 is not illegal per se; it is illegal if you're pulled over for driving weird. "You were driving too slow" and you blow 0.5 "You're driving drunk. Get out of the car. You're going to jail."

      You did in fact move the goalposts. You started talking about a "drunk driving app" and mentioned being "too drunk" to drive as a use case, directly. You say now that it's "an easy sell", so congratulations: you are trying to market to your audience the idea of an app to help you understand when you can safely drive drunk. That's an acknowledgement.

      You are now tacking on other things to move away from the original statement. Remember I took issue with one use case you directly advocated: Driving drunk. This is like if someone proposes that we move the age of consent to 14 because it makes sense that guys who are 17 will mess around with well-shaped 14 year olds, and then turn 18 and have a 3 week period where they can be arrested for feeling up a girl 3 years younger than them, and also because shapely 14 year olds are sexually mature and it is normal for 35 year old men to want to bang them. This is an excellent proposal with many merits, one of which is not (we presume) that 35 year old men get to bang 14 year olds--in fact that's stupid, and you're stupid for suggesting that's a good reason to do this, and in fact it's a good reason to put a clamp on the law such as "previous legal relationship" or "5 year age gap" or "existing legitimate peer group".

      You now make perfunctory arguments in attempt to distract from the initial point that your proposed use cases directly and most strongly cited a "drunk driving app" that could tell you if you were "too drunk". Other use cases for an application as described are valid; but a "drunk driving app" is stupid and you're stupid for suggesting this as a use case--much less implying a primary use case.

    47. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      0.5 is not illegal per se; it is illegal if you're pulled over for driving weird.

      So you've never heard of DUI checkpoints?

    48. Re:battery issue: less than 4 hours by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      It's not illegal per se to drive 0.05 BAC. If you run through a checkpoint and they stop you and test you and get 0.5, but have no strong case that you were "Swerving" and "unable to drive a straight line", they have no legal case against you. If you're driving drunk and they find you with a BAC of 0.02, they DUI you.

  11. Depends, but probably not. by jythie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Kinda like the 'if you have to ask, you can not afford it', if you balk at $1,500, it probably is not for you. Google Glass right now is an expensive toy for people who either can afford to chunk the cash into entertainment or derive enough social benefit from owning one to justify the cost.

    Granted there are also some tinkerers out there that are playing with them, but I suspect they are kinda like the 3d printer market, present but fairly niche. For the most part, either you make enough that the cost is nothing to you, or you decide the social status from your peer group is worth the outlay.

    1. Re:Depends, but probably not. by trybywrench · · Score: 1

      I would add that developers who are interested in writing against Google Glass may consider the $1,500 price tag an investment in getting a lead on development.

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    2. Re:Depends, but probably not. by ItsJustAPseudonym · · Score: 2

      ...I suspect they are kinda like the 3d printer market, present but fairly niche.

      Darn good suggestion. I'd rather have a 3D printer.

    3. Re:Depends, but probably not. by jythie · · Score: 1

      I have to agree, if I was going to drop $1,500 on something to experiment with or develope for that was non-camera related, it would probably be for a 3d printer rather then Google Glass. Then again I would probably just print out a camera.....

  12. great marketing trick by schneidafunk · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You need an invite to BUY a product. This trick has worked in so many different products and services, for example facebook or 'limited edition' coin collections on late night T.V. There's probably some other very good examples, but those were the first two that came to mind.

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    1. Re:great marketing trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Timeshares are probably where the invite trick started.

    2. Re:great marketing trick by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Well, maybe if you're discussing timeshares of high-end "recreation specialists"...

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  13. Will you improve it? by nicholasjay · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The main idea behind getting Google Glass now is to help improve it. Develop apps for it that enhance the experience. If you're not going to do that, I'd consider the money poorly spent.

    1. Re: Will you improve it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Improving the Cue-Cat experience would represent a more significant contribution. There are tons of people already working up clever use cases for Glass. Think outside the box. Literally, since there are already enough unboxing videos for Glass on YouTube.

  14. It's a trap! by Kierthos · · Score: 2

    I can't see shelling out $1500 for the privilege of what amounts to beta-testing Google Glass. Honestly, Google should be paying the testers, not the other way around. It's not like they're low on cash.

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    1. Re:It's a trap! by Altus · · Score: 1

      They didn't get rich by writing checks.

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    2. Re:It's a trap! by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Why do people buy diamonds? They sparkle prettily, but are so common their free-market value approaches that of gravel. There will always be people willing to pay top dollar for the privilege of publicly displaying the fact that they can afford to pay top dollar for pointless trinkets.

      Add in a gadget that actually does have some interesting potential, and a gadget-geek crowd driven by an irrational lust for the latest, shiniest iteration of das blinkenlights, and the market practically creates itself.

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    3. Re:It's a trap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they got rich by data mining their users and selling it to the highest bidder.

  15. Probably Not by HannethCom · · Score: 3, Informative

    I have a friend that has Google Glass. I have tried it and found it to be very underwhelming. Right now it is really just a very expensive toy and in its current form I do not see it ever being really all that useful.

    If you do get it, you should probably have an Android 4.0.3+ phone, so you can do SMS and GPS with it.

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  16. No by scotts13 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Another no. At least, not until most of your neighbors are cyborgs.

  17. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    record every stranger you pass on the street

    And where would he get the portable battery capable of powering a camera for an entire day?

    How many thousands of dollars do you think he's willing to spend on data charges to upload this constant surveillance data?

  18. Why not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is an amazing piece of technology, even if you never use it it will eventually be a collectors item so you can either sell it off or keep it if you like it enough.

  19. Joke? by tsqr · · Score: 4, Funny

    I put in my application for Google Glass as a joke.

    I don't think you understand what a "joke" is. Unless, that is, the information you supplied on the application is funny in some way.

    You want some advice? Here's some advice: buy it, and wear it into a biker bar. Before you go to the bar, leave a note for your next of kin, asking them to post the recorded video on Youtube. That way, we can all share in the joke.

    1. Re:Joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I put in my application for Google Glass as a joke.

      I don't think you understand what a "joke" is.

      He must write for Fallon...

    2. Re:Joke? by SensitiveMale · · Score: 2

      I put in my application for Google Glass as a joke.

      I don't think you understand what a "joke" is. Unless, that is, the information you supplied on the application is funny in some way.

      I don't think you understand what "doing something for a joke" is. Actually I think you do, but you're being deliberately obtuse so you could follow up with that idiotic following sentence.

    3. Re:Joke? by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Already did that with a friend, nothing happened except for a few people that were curious about it and he let them try it on, most thought it was cool and wondered if they could use it for GPS on the motorcycle while they ride.

      Bikers are actually decent people and not complete scumbags like you seem to believe they are.

      Stop watching "sons of anarchy" it's not reality.

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    4. Re:Joke? by tsqr · · Score: 1

      Actually I think you do, but you're being deliberately obtuse so you could follow up with that idiotic following sentence.

      Ah, I love the smell of ad hominem in the morning. It's such a wonderful reflection of the poster's state of mind.

      Of course I understand what "doing something for a joke" is, and this is not an example. This is more along the lines of "doing something to see what happens".

    5. Re:Joke? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Except those DeSades, fuck those guys. Stick with the TechGeists, or the Kaffe Boys--nobody likes them, but they're cool. Dewleys are retards, but they're pretty decent guys overall if you can get over being, you know, better than them.

    6. Re:Joke? by SensitiveMale · · Score: 1

      I don't think you understand what "ad hominem" is. (Yes, I understand I am using it incorrectly, but I'm sticking with the theme)

    7. Re:Joke? by drainbramage · · Score: 1

      Now THAT's funny.
      Look out NBC, AC's are more insightful and funny than you.

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    8. Re:Joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Of course I understand what "doing something for a joke" is, and this is not an example.

      Clearly you don't. Doing something as a joke means doing something without sincere intent to follow through.

  20. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by OzPeter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No, I really have no use for the camera part. I perfer s SLR. My question is more what apps are out there?

    You don't spend $1500 on a device without having a use case. And if you can't even google a list of google glass apps, then I doubt you can even formulate a use case.

    In which case just send me the $1500 and we'll be both happy - you will have divested yourself of $1500 for no reason at all (which you were already going to do) and I have a use case for $1500 more of camera equipment.

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  21. I would wait for the next version.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It looks much more comfortable

  22. Developing for it? Sure. Wearing it about? No. by RevWaldo · · Score: 1

    n/m

    .

  23. Not a simple question, or maybe it is... by torchdragon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm an early adopter because of my employer. We do mobile development and have been pushing to be a leader in Glass development. I've had a lot of hands on time with the device and its is a really cool piece of tech but there's a bunch of gotchas for it.

    1. Its limited. There's little it can do right now that isn't handled better on your smartphone.
    2. Battery usage is pretty abysmal. If you're looking to get a solid 8-10 hours of casual usage, you won't make it.
    3. Its expensive. $1500 is a lot for what it can do.

    Those things are severe downsides as a non-developer. However, if you're interested in learning how to develop on the device and juicing up your resume with wearable design / implementation experience, then for someone like me (a mobile developer), the $1500 is an investment that you get to play around with on your off hours.

    So if you want to be a leading edge developer and you can back up your interest with cash, go for it. If you're looking for a good investment on a solid end user experience you will be disappointed, just wait for the consumer version to hit the market.

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    1. Re: Not a simple question, or maybe it is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a lot of more interesting ways for a leading edge developer to invest $1500 than giving it to Google.

    2. Re:Not a simple question, or maybe it is... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Is your company hiring?

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  24. I tried it out the other day by mrchaotica · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Google held a "glass event" in my city the other day and I had a chance to try it out.

    I found it awkward to use: the gesture interface is clunky, voice commands are obtrusive to people nearby, and it takes way too much attention and focus to use the screen. I found it harder to use Glass while walking around than it is to use an Android smartphone while walking around.

    Also, the apps they had available to demo -- which I can only assume are some of the best existing on the platform right now, because why would you demo anything other than the best? -- were not particularly useful. The closest that came to being cool was a program that used the camera to take pictures of signs in foreign languages and then display them translated to English. I could see that being useful if you travel in foreign countries extensively, but even then the experience was clunky -- you had to pick which language you thought the sign was in and aim the camera directly at the middle of the sign for it to work. And even then the translation wasn't "stable:" there was one German word displayed along an arch instead of a straight line where the translation kept shifting between completely different words as the viewing angle changed slightly.

    If you want to develop apps for Google Glass, it might be worth getting. But if you just want to use it, it's not ready yet. Personally, I think it's actually a regression in functionality compared to what people like Steve Mann and Thad Starner had a decade ago, because it lacks both a reasonable input interface (e.g. a twiddler) and software that actually does something that a smartphone can't.

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    1. Re:I tried it out the other day by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      "the gesture interface is clunky, voice commands are obtrusive to people nearby, and it takes way too much attention and focus to use the screen. "

      this is the same words I heard from the co-worker I convinced to switch from an iPhone to an Android phone recently. Sounds more like someone not used to a User interface than anything else.

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    2. Re:I tried it out the other day by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Yes, his friend told him that android was easier to use than the iphone.
      It's not by any stretch of the imagination.

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    3. Re:I tried it out the other day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re the sucks worse than retro research wearables, let's also add that it can overlay over only a small part of one's vision and that the alignment is likely going to be wonky on that overlay due to the different relative positions of the camera and overlay display.

      On the plus side, it actually works. Steve's gear was broken for months at a stretch and all of the software was buggy as hell. Steve was remarkably un-talented as a programmer or software manager, so stuff worked when someone else made it work and didn't when they didn't work. He also was much more interested in aesthetic than in practical considerations, so sometimes the algorithms and design approaches chosen would suck for the sake of some greater unity (eg, feature extraction was wrong because it was heuristic and ad-hoc, but anything involving a transform was good because it was grounded in pure and beautiful mathematics). As with most research prototypes, the functionality tended to fall short of the vision by a fair mark. I still kind of like the vision he had, but I'm glad I never swallowed the kool-aid.

      Save your $1500. If you can't do that, spend the money to develop something messed up and arty. Using GL/|SS as part of that is optional.

    4. Re:I tried it out the other day by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      Either of them are difficult to use?

    5. Re:I tried it out the other day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thad Starner heads up the Glass project.

  25. Are you a Google fanboy? by fsck-beta · · Score: 1

    If you aren't, spend the $1500 anywhere else.

    1. Re:Are you a Google fanboy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best answer so far!
      Unfortunately there are even more Google fanboys than Apple fanboys, or at least they are more vocal, so there is no shortage of people who will dish out that amount of dough.

  26. not unless its made out of gold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone that applies gets in now. Its supposed to be released later this year for ~ $600, from what i've seen in many places. Personally I think this looks much better then glass: http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/laforge-icis-prescription-smart-glasses, and you won't stick out like a sore thumb for using it.

  27. Sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet you could get $2,000 for it.

  28. in same situation by fermion · · Score: 2
    My theory is that in this point they are pretty much willing to give a pair to anyone who has $1500 to blow. In my case it will closer to $2000 because I want the prescription frames.

    The fact that everyone seems to be getting an invite indicates that I theory I have held since the first Google Android phone came out might be true. Google does not know how to make an affordable piece of consumer technology. Google does not know how to market a piece of consumer technology except through marketing process like this where they try to make the device seem very scarce and available only to a select group. Google has not built up the trust with the public to make anyone who buys something like this feel anything other than an extreme early adopting Guinea pig.

    I might buy it if I get external funding. However the horror stories of lack of customer support for the first Google phone, and those who paid for other Google services, make me realize that I am giving two grand for a product, not for help from any company backing it. It is also the reason why I tend not to use MS products. If something is only supported by third parties, and not by the manufacturer, it make me worry about quality.

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    1. Re:in same situation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      horror stories of lack of customer support for the first Google phone

      I had a Nexus One that was given out at GDC when they launched it - it was an awesome phone for me, not sure what problems people had with customer support, but I found the experience excellent. The only thing I might regret is how deeply integrated google has become into my whole online experience, but I have no complaints about the tech.

    2. Re:in same situation by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      My theory is that in this point they are pretty much willing to give a pair to anyone who has $1500 to blow

      yes, i have a similar "theory" about apple: they will "give" a macbook pro to anyone who has $2.5k to "blow". just a theory mind you.

      an extreme early adopting Guinea pig

      ...

    3. Re:in same situation by jbmartin6 · · Score: 1

      I have thought the same thing about Google's marketing, but I think it is their general strategy not anything to do with making affordable technology. They try to make it seem like invitations are scarce or exclusive, for example during the roll out of Google mail, or Google+. When Plus was coming out and people were all aflutter about garnering an invite, I quipped (ironically, on Facebook) that I could write 'Google' on my garbage bags and people would line up for invitations.

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    4. Re:in same situation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, i have a similar "theory" about apple: they will "give" a macbook pro to anyone who has $2.5k to "blow". just a theory mind you.

      wow, i wouldnt have though this would need explaining to anybody but it appears there are people too daft to understand it: the difference is apple don't claim the macbook pro is in a closed beta and will only offer you the opportunity to purchase it if a spot opens up in the explorer program like google do with glass. and i will point out the next part too because you arent going to be able to understand it on your own: his theory is that the explorer program actually isn't exclusive (as they claim) at all.

  29. My wife has one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My wife has one, I would only get one under a specific set of circumstances.

    a) you know specifically what you want to use this for and are pretty sure it can do it.

    or

    b) you have $1500 in play money to blow just for the experience. Because yeah, they are pretty nifty and I think this is where tech is headed.

    Also, only if you don't wear prescription glasses or are OK with their (IMO) ugly ones and shelling out for and waiting for your prescription to fill. They fit over some glasses. Not mine and I'm nearsighted enough that I can't read the screen.

    As to using them, there is a pretty limited set of functions they can do now. There's just not that much software. I think it will get there eventually, but it's not there now. Personally I wouldn't have enough of a use of them to bother. Even if there were something you want to wear them for, the battery life at the moment cuts the usefulness way down to short stretches at a time.

    Also, be warned that if you break them you're SOL. They aren't covered against accidental breakage. There are no repair facilities, no spare parts and you're not even allowed to sell your broken hulk to someone who might try to use it (to maybe mod it into a helmet or some project like that).

  30. Why are you getting it? by hoyle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The cost is not worth it, not for a device that you'll be using for yourself.

    I have one that I got for research purposes, and I love it. However, I would not have paid my own money for it. It does not provide $1500 of utility at the moment.

    Now, if you are looking to get into wearable computing application development, that's a different story and I'd say get one. Try to get your company to pay for it, though.

    1. Re:Why are you getting it? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      The cost is not worth it, not for a device that you'll be using for yourself.

      Early adopter tax. 3D printers aren't worth it yet either, that doesn't mean a lot of people don't have a use for them or are willing to pay to satisfy their technophile curiosity.

  31. Just get a Cue-Cat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A Cue-Cat will be much cheaper and can probably still be found on eBay. You can then innovative with it to improve the Cue-Cat and thus contribute to the community.

  32. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why wasn't that question in the submission then?

    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=google+glass+apps

    Next!

  33. Watch the black mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watch "The Black Mirror" and then decide- http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2089050/

  34. If you want to get a beating buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It isn't cool to have Google Glasses. People don't take kindly to some nerd recording them. You may get a beating.

  35. Forget Google Glass, buy something else by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

    With 1500$ you can get a desktop CNC machine or a 3D printer. If you shop around, maybe both.

    1. Re:Forget Google Glass, buy something else by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      My 3d printer was $300. $1500 is for the uber deluxe pro model.

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    2. Re:Forget Google Glass, buy something else by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      And the MakiBox is only 200$, I know.

      I was just saying that some models can be really expensive, and 1500$ could be a 1000$ CNC with a 500$ 3D printer anyway.

  36. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by vidnet · · Score: 5, Informative

    You shouldn't try to find $1500 worth of value in the current product. If there was, they'd be selling it to everyone.

    Take a look at a list of apps and see if this is a technology you'd find fascinating, and decide based on whether you have the time and resources to invest into exploring it.

    Glass today is basically like Internet access in 1994. Slow, expensive, flawed and of no practical value -- but interesting and fun for those with the time and interest to tinker with it.

  37. derive enough social benefi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    There is no real social benefit - just more advertsing. Google is just an advertising company that has a search engine and other products to get people to see and click on ads and to collect marketing data.

    Google Glass will enable them to get such incredible data that will just mint money for them. AND it's a way to put advertising in front of people's eyeballs when they are away from their computers or other devices.

    Goddamn brilliant!

    1. Re: derive enough social benefi by swillden · · Score: 1

      Google Glass will enable them to get such incredible data that will just mint money for them

      How? You don't believe the garbage about them always recording and sending everything to Google do you?

      AND it's a way to put advertising in front of people's eyeballs when they are away from their computers or other devices.

      Google is not doing advertising on Glass, nor even allowing other developers to display ads on Glass (though I'm sure people will find a way to work around that).

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    2. Re: derive enough social benefi by Oligonicella · · Score: 0

      You don't believe the garbage about them always recording and sending everything to Google do you?

      One should believe that no more than one should believe Google would scan your Gmail for information.

    3. Re: derive enough social benefi by swillden · · Score: 1

      You don't believe the garbage about them always recording and sending everything to Google do you?

      One should believe that no more than one should believe Google would scan your Gmail for information.

      Nonsense. There are many reasons to believe Google will scan your e-mail but not record everything around you. To begin with, Google tells you they're doing the former and not the latter. For another, the former is technically feasible, while the latter is not.

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  38. Here are five alternatives to Google Glass by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 3, Informative

    The $1500.00 price tag set me back as well. I don't love being a first adopter that much! There are five alternatives to Google Glass here if you want to consider something more reasonable.

  39. It's 1000x easier to record people with a phone! by backslashdot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You can record people 1000x easier and less conspicuously with a smartphone in your hand or pocket than with Google Glass. Yes SMARTPHONE IN YOUR HAND too. You can hold it in your hand and point it to people without being totally obvious about it. You can act like you are just holding your phone, or texting, or listening to music, or even being on the phone. You don't need to look at the thing you are recording. You may have some image stabilization issues if you have unsteady hands -- but for the most part you can get good video. Of course the easiest way is to have the phone in your shirt pocket peeping out.

    With Google Glass, you literally have to stare in the people's direction or general area like a stalker -- it becomes SUPER obvious.

  40. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by mythosaz · · Score: 1

    Your or my $1500 might not be the same.

    Since he doesn't have a use case for the device - or doesn't know that there might be a neat use case that he's not aware of (hence the ask /.) - it's a question of "Is $1500 too much for lunatik to spend on a toy."

  41. I'll take yours! by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

    I've been wanting something like this since I was a kid. Even if for no reason other than to feel totally cool. (Yes, everyone else will think I'm a dork for wearing it, but that's the story of my life. I wear by 8-bit tie proudly!)

    1. Re:I'll take yours! by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      If you want one, sign up for it. You'll get an invite within a couple of weeks because lots of people are interested, but they're not $1500 interested when it comes down to it.

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    2. Re:I'll take yours! by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      No, not a dork, a glasshole. That's the label you're going to get, not dork.

    3. Re:I'll take yours! by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Dude, you know plumbers don't wear ties.

  42. Depends, really. by hsmith · · Score: 1

    We bought two pair for our company to play with. I have one and my business partner has another.

    The only real use we have had for them is taking videos and pictures of our kids. Don't get me wrong, they are FANTASTIC for that.

    But both of us really can't find the use for them, other than a cool method of capturing video. Not $1500 worthy, wait for the commercial version.

  43. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Thanks for telling us that you are someone to avoid.

    Google Glass offers an incredible option for some/most people.
    Replace all your gadgets with just one. If you already wear glasses, you can replace all your gadgets with none (since you already wear the gadget).
    The possibility to have a lot more "information at your fingertips", so to speak.
    Boredom will be a thing of the past.
    And, when you're asleep, nothing will bother you (unless you wear your glasses to bed)--it's better than being deaf.

    Many people only see the down side and there is a down side. Already dysfunctional people (that's all people) will have the temptation to become more dysfunctional. Playing D&D/GTA/etc. on your Google Glass could get you in trouble if you can't keep the difference between the "games" and real life.

  44. For 1500 Bucks... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 3, Interesting

    For $1,500 you could buy an Oculus Rifts, small form factor PC, battery rig, and a couple of EyeToys, and have a real augmented reality display, with money left over.

    And, you know, look like a complete idiot, instead of an 80% idiot.

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    1. Re:For 1500 Bucks... by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      GG isn't and doesn't purport to be augmented reality. it doesn't overlay the field of vision.

    2. Re:For 1500 Bucks... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      GG isn't and doesn't purport to be augmented reality.

      I never said it did, was merely pointing out that a person could have a real AR setup for less than what GG costs.

      Some folks are calling GG augmented reality, this was directed at them.

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    3. Re:For 1500 Bucks... by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      pointing out that a person could have a real AR setup for less than what GG costs

      you could also buy a *real* bicycle, or a *real* cheesburger. what's your point?

      maybe you were just pointing out, arbitrarily, what else in the world can be purchased for 1.5k, but to the rest of the world, by mentioning that you can get a "real" VR rig for the same price, you are implying that GG is some sort of, or related to VR hardware. it isn't.

    4. Re:For 1500 Bucks... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      what's your point?

      Funny, I was going to ask you the same thing.

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  45. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Funny

    Slashdot: news for nerds who dislike new technology.

  46. 90% of smartphone access can be done by wearables by peter303 · · Score: 2

    Most of the time you want to see one line of information or one picture: info like time, weather, message, newsheadline. You dont want to fumble with pulling out a smartphone to see these all time. Google Glass will display 10 lines of 40+ characters on their 360 scanline display. Thats far more than I'd usually want to read for most uses.

    The problem with early wearables are they are over designed to do too much like a smartphone or desktop. That makes them expensive, difficult to use, and short battery life. I am learning toward a watch as my wearable message machine.

  47. Fourth amendment implications of Google Glass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Strangely no one seems to be asking one question about Glass that I think should be obvious: what effect does the potential adoption of such devices have upon societal privacy norms (whatever's left of them, anyway) these days?

    To keep this short, here's a talk from DEFCON 19 that goes over the question in more detail. The general idea is that if everyone starts wearing Glass, the accepted definition of "reasonable expectation of privacy" shifts, and not in the direction most of us, I think, would want. And you can be rest assured that judges will lean heavily on what they perceive to be society's current definition of "reasonable" in writing opinions. Furthermore, this seems to be pretty much a one-way process: once it becomes acceptable to walk around with video-enabled Glass, there's no going back.

    Just something worth thinking about when you contemplate whether or not to shell out the money for the device.

    --CF

    1. Re:Fourth amendment implications of Google Glass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was never an expectation of privacy out in public space. The idea that privacy advocates have conjured up that you have an expectation of privacy anywhere you happen to be is just ludicrous.

      You have an expectation of privacy where it is reasonable to assume you are safe from prying eyes and ears. The public space is not one of these places, nor are public restaurants, public parks, public museums, or anyplace else where people are free to roam.

      You may have your picture taken or your conversation overheard anywhere you are out in public, and this is not in any way a violation of your rights.

      If you get drunk and start dancing naked on the bar and get thrown out on the street in front of all of your coworkers, and the youtube video makes it up to your manager's inbox and you get fired, you have no complaint against the bar or the person who took the video or youtube or anyone else.

      Fact of life.

    2. Re:Fourth amendment implications of Google Glass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who said anything about public spaces? Everything you've said is correct, but I never said (or implied) anything in my post about public spaces. Certainly Glass doesn't automatically shut off video when the wearer enters a non-public area (e.g. someone's home), and there are plenty of semi-public spaces (e.g. museums: open to all, but with restrictions on photos and video) where this sort of thing would be an issue. If you're in a public library, do you have a reasonable expectation that the covers of the books you pull off a shelf and sit down at a carrel to peruse (assuming anyone does that anymore, of course) would be visible to all? Maybe, maybe not, but someone passing you in the stacks wearing Glass would be able to pick those off by replaying the video.

      The point is that there is plenty of gray area here, and what I was trying to highlight is that the definition of reasonableness within that gray area can (and will) be shifted by the widespread adoption of things like Glass (and, more generally, the entire class of always-on wearable devices). That's an area where there really needs to be more discussion than there is.

      --CF

  48. No. by Dak_Peoples · · Score: 1

    Buddy of mine was selected, and his company bought it for 'testing purposes as well like most here. Anyways, he brought it out one day and was showing it off to a bunch of us nerds getting beers at the local watering hole. Honestly, I got bored with it after 2 minutes of fumbling around with it. Its clumsy and did not bring me "value". In stead of looking down at your phone, getting the same information, now you can stare straight ahead at someone across the table and appear engaging in a conversation but instead with your "Glass "as you would engage with your phone. Its the new modern day version of the fanny pack in my opinion. But to answer OP, should you get Glass? No. Go invest your 1500 wisely elsewhere. (score: 0)

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    1. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.

    2. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This would be awesome. I work on cars right now, and this one deaf guy (suuuper nice, not that it matters, but he is), and I always get pissed at myself for being shitty at communicating with him. My wife has been giving me some sign language but this device giving him closed captioning everywhere he went would be amazing.

    3. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not that they are marginalizing you. What you are asking for in not possible with current technology. If you think the battery life is dismal now, you would be shocked at how much battery it would take to have a directional mic array always on and processing audio. What probably happens now is that there is a small circuit/processor that detects the "Ok Google" prompt and when it receive that, it wakes up your phone and then the phone sends the audio off to the google servers for processing. What you are asking for it for it to recognize when audio is being directed at you and process every word in real time which would require the phone and the google server connection to be on continuously. Ignoring bandwidth, delay, etc.... problems the battery problems alone would kill the it.

    4. Re:No. by Chelloveck · · Score: 1

      For me, the killer app would be if it would identify the face of who I'm talking to and overlay the name. I'm horrible at remembering names and would gladly pay $1500 for an unobtrusive real-time lookup. Even if it was limited to names already in my address book, even if it could only identify people I'd personally photographed, it would be worth it to me.

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  49. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by OzPeter · · Score: 1

    it's a question of "Is $1500 too much for lunatik to spend on a toy."

    And we can answer that how?

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  50. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My opinion of GG:

    1: I don't want to get punched in the face because people get tired of being recorded.

    2: I don't want to hit the restroom, forgetting to take the glasses off, and be hit by a felony, improper photography charge.

    3: I don't care about seeing ads when I look around.

    4: I have enough electronic gizmos to watch out for. I don't need another attractive target for a mugger [1] to single me out for.

    5: I work with IT stuff all day. Similar to #4, I just want as little as possible.

    6: I don't want another nice attack surface for a blackhat to attack or mess with.

    7: GG is like Nitendo's Virtual Boy in a lot of respects... except VB was cooler.

    8: What does Google do with the GPS and telemetry data? I don't really need another tracking device on my person.

    [1]: When people stopped carrying cash and went to credit cards, it reduced mugging by an extreme factor. Now that every meth-head knows that an iPhone will net them a couple hundred dollars, even if it doesn't work (just the screen alone will sell for a C-note), a decent switchblade and a dark alley makes for a nice base of operations.

  51. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Yeah, if you went to college, you probably spent a lot more than $1500 on a "device" (a piece of paper in this example) without having a use case. Most students switch majors three times before they graduate--that's an indication of not having a use case. Check out Master degrees. Most of those are in areas different than the Bachelor degrees. Most people waste a lot more than $1500 on things not having a use case.

  52. Wait about 3 years. by mark-t · · Score: 1

    [nt]

  53. yes! absolutely! yes! go for it! by shadowrat · · Score: 1

    One of my coworkers has one. Honestly, i think it sucks. The resolution is abysmal, and I found the screen impossible to focus on. It promises to provide super fast access to vital information, but in the use case of looking up a stock quote or reading a text message or using a map, i found it far easier to just look at my phone.

    to even make out the screen. i had to adjust it constantly. it would always slip on my face so everytime i needed to look at the screen that meant more fiddling with my hands. for something that's supposed to be hands free, it sure did occupy my hands a lot. Then the crummy resolution results in a hard to see result.

    if you think you are going to get useful navigation information while you bike or drive, like google implies, thing again. if you think you are going to suddenly exhibit superhuman cognitive abilities as the whole of the web flashes before your eyes and your friends marvel at your ability to recognize everyone and everything, think again. if you think you will look like you are paying attention while secretly watching something in glass, you won't you look like a catatonic idiot.

    However, it's not like it holds no promise. this kind of thing is probably the future. And i want a cool wearable hud in the future so i'd honestly like you to buy this piece of crap now and help fix it.

  54. Finally, an actual response by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I can't say I was surprised. I knew it was going to happen. The poster clearly stated: "Does anyone in the /. community have Google Glass and can they give some advice to the rest of us considering it?"

    queue all the slashdotters who cannot read and have a bias sans experience. Kudos for eschewing the low hanging Oh Noooh! It's Google and it's new and it's different! I'm a gonna punch you in da noze if you wear it! crowd and offering an actual response with some possible value. I get that you probably don't own Glass yourself either, but at least you provided some feedback that actually has some value in it.

    I also don't have Glass, but would certainly try it out if I has the $1500.00 In the end it comes down to what the OPs budget is, and how badly they want a new toy. If you are looking to live on the bleeding edge go for it. If you are expecting real utility from Glass for your $1500.00, wait for it to mature. The cost will come down drastically as the capabilities likewise improve.

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    1. Re:Finally, an actual response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Cue, not queue.

    2. Re:Finally, an actual response by BasilBrush · · Score: 0

      People here are predisposed to like new technology, and tend to be pro anything connected to Android. The overwhelming flood of negativity even amongst this crowd should clue you in to the fact that Google Glass isn't going to take off.

      The reason it's STILL on invite only, "development unit" distribution, is that if sold as normal product, through normal channels, it would tank as surely as The Segway, the Kin, and the various "smart" watches.

    3. Re:Finally, an actual response by BasilBrush · · Score: 3, Informative

      It might be a pathetic grammar post, but he's not wrong. The word you were looking for is cue.

    4. Re:Finally, an actual response by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 2

      There's only one problem. Google Glass is going to take off like wildfire, and you have no idea what you are talking about. You are deluded into thinking that because the Slashdot crowd is anti-Glass as a rule that that will carry over to the general population. We don't like Facebook either. Amazingly, Zuckerburg is still filthy rich. Go figure.

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    5. Re:Finally, an actual response by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 0, Troll

      No. The word I was looking for was queue. As in, go ahead boys. Line up. Cue implies a signal. I wasn't signalling anything. They are already queuing up without my cue.

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    6. Re:Finally, an actual response by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      The "I'm gonna punch people in the nose" crowd are hilarious to me.

      Let's face it: there's people you don't piss off, and then there's people that are going to punch you anyway. Well, with that first group, don't piss them off unless you have good reason--I mean let's face it, cock-blocking a rapist is going to piss them off and they will probably punch you, but this is good reason to start some shit. That second group... is going to punch you anyway. So what do you do about it?

      Win.

    7. Re:Finally, an actual response by BasilBrush · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I'm afraid not sunshine. "Queue" made no grammatical sense as you used it. You'd have to have said "Make a queue..." or ".... should make a queue."

      "Cue the..." is a pattern from the theatre, instructing a person or group to start their action. That is clearly the sense you made, and the one that would fit the pattern of words you used.

      You can't lie your way out of a grammar error.

      Not that it matters, we all make them. It just makes you look pathetic to try and lie your way out of it.

    8. Re:Finally, an actual response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, but you already mentioned the cue in your post - the submission of the story was a signal for slashdotters to comment. It wasn't from you.

    9. Re:Finally, an actual response by BasilBrush · · Score: 1, Insightful

      There's only one problem. Google Glass is going to take off like wildfire

      Ah, the Nostradamus argument.

      You are deluded into thinking that because the Slashdot crowd is anti-Glass as a rule that that will carry over to the general population. We don't like Facebook either. Amazingly, Zuckerburg is still filthy rich. Go figure.

      So your argument is that it's always the opposite. That what Slashdot likes, must fail, and what Slashdot dislikes must succeed? If not, you have no argument. Just an example. And I already gave you 3 examples where Slashdot's dislikes have been entirely in like with a new product's failure. All of them being actual hardware that costs money, unlike your example of Facebook.

      Try again.

    10. Re:Finally, an actual response by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Uh, no. 'No wireless, less space than a Nomad, lame".

      You can actually get a pretty good handle on how a bit of technology will do by using the inverse of what the Slashdot hive mind says on any given subject.

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    11. Re:Finally, an actual response by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Indeed. As in "The queue will wait politely to punch you in the nose until the cue is given"

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    12. Re:Finally, an actual response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly while this was true ten years ago, the current Slashdot commentary crowd is no longer the tech-svvay group of early adopters it once was. Now it's more or less just more of the mainstream. Looking at Google Glass and seeing a camera instead of a HUD? Those aren't my Slashdotters. Not anymore.

    13. Re:Finally, an actual response by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      Of course, 99% percent of the people talking about punching somebody are just playing internet tough guy (ironic, on Slashdot) and would never follow through, and aren't in either of your categories.

    14. Re:Finally, an actual response by camperdave · · Score: 1

      As in, go ahead boys. Line up.

      Um... that's a cue to queue.

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    15. Re:Finally, an actual response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got issues.

    16. Re:Finally, an actual response by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      Any technology that requires the user to wear stupid headgear is doomed to failure. There are no exceptions to this rule.

    17. Re:Finally, an actual response by SkimTony · · Score: 1

      If you're arguing that "queue" is not a verb, I suspect there are many Brits who would happily queue for the opportunity to correct your error.

    18. Re:Finally, an actual response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So tell me how many dicks you suck in one day. My guess is 8. You just can't make due with less than 8... I've seen your kind before. Total chain dick smokers.

    19. Re:Finally, an actual response by Cederic · · Score: 1

      See also: the iPod.

      Oh.

      I'm personally not particularly taken by Google Glass. I haven't seen the killer app for it yet - although if it were cheap I'd probably get one to use as a remote control for my camera. That would be lovely for street photography.

      But the Slashdot community is not the mass market, and does not share mass market preferences. Don't be betting on the success of a product based on responses here.

    20. Re:Finally, an actual response by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      You are probably right. :-)

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    21. Re:Finally, an actual response by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      If you're arguing that "queue" is not a verb, I suspect there are many Brits who would happily queue for the opportunity to correct your error.

      And you would think that a citizen of the country that invented the fucking language would know what a homophone is. Prat.

    22. Re:Finally, an actual response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you may have been looking for "queue" (and you found it, congrats!) but the word should have been "cue". If you were drawing attention to a line of people, you could have said "just look at the queue of ...." or even "cue a queue of..." to imply directorial input. If you really meant "queue", then either you were misusing the noun as a verb, or you were mistaking "to queue" for a transitive verb, when what you meant was "enqueue".

    23. Re:Finally, an actual response by N1AK · · Score: 1

      Someone claiming queue isn't a verb would also "sound like a cue to" correct them. The OP used a sentence structure clearly and commonly used for cue (a thing said or done that serves as a signal to an actor or other performer to enter or to begin their speech or performance). Rather than admit to a trivial error he's making himself look like a fool denying it.

    24. Re:Finally, an actual response by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 0

      No. What I meant was to use the word queue. You'd have to be pretty thick not to grok that at this point. If I was being technical, and writing a class that implemented a queue, then I would certainly name the method that adds items to the queue "enqueue". However, I am in fact speaking English, and using the word queue as a verb to describe the process is quite correct I'm afraid (for you.).

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    25. Re:Finally, an actual response by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      You want to know a secret? It's like that in real life, too. I've had an incident where some dude on the street jumped me... I grabbed him, turned and shoved him into a wall. "Oops, sorry homes... thought you was someone else, my bad!" Had three guys--all a lot bigger than me--crowded around me at a parking meter shouting threats demanding money... ignored them, then walked right toward the biggest one simply because I was going that way and he happened to be there (if that's where the little guy was, I would have just walked toward him). They all immediately backed down and looked confused.

      They're all fucking scared. Internet, real life, street gangs and high school bullies, they're all pussies and that's all they'll ever be. And the ones that aren't are probably going to beat the shit out of you regardless. So be ready to kick some ass.

    26. Re:Finally, an actual response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Then the word you meant was wrong for the sentence structure that you used it in. Is that more clear? You grok that? Homophones can be confusing, I know, but the weight of actual English usage is against you in this case (also supported by every other reply in this thread).

    27. Re:Finally, an actual response by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      See also: the iPod.

      Not really. Taco's summary was "... lame". But the comments were not negative. The Slashdot community as a whole was not against the iPod, and didn't predict it's failure.

      It's only AFTER Apple became successful that slashdot started hating on everything Apple. And that intensified after Android was released.

      But the Slashdot community is not the mass market, and does not share mass market preferences.

      No indeed. But we're talking about the reaction when the product is upcoming or just out. Slashdot have been good at pointing out the hardware products that won't succeed.

    28. Re:Finally, an actual response by BasilBrush · · Score: 0

      Uh, no. 'No wireless, less space than a Nomad, lame".

      That was Taco in the summary. The community itself did not dismiss the iPod.

      (It was only after Apple because successful that slashdotters started hating on it.)

    29. Re:Finally, an actual response by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      If you're arguing that "queue" is not a verb

      What would be the point of that? Both "queue" and "cue" exist as both noun and verbs. So no.

      That's why I wrote about word patterns, not verbs.

    30. Re:Finally, an actual response by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      As I said, you're just making yourself look a bigger and bigger fool as every other poster drops in to point out your error. Dance fool!

    31. Re:Finally, an actual response by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 0

      Yes. I have been writing software for more than 30 years and when you try to claim I don't know the difference between queue and cue it's me that is the foolish one. ROTFLMAO. Plonk.

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    32. Re:Finally, an actual response by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that. It's even more amusing to see a middle aged fella doing the fool dance.

      Rolling on the floor laughing your ass off after something you said yourself, which you didn't intend as a joke might be considered by some to be grounds to call the mental health services. But as part of a fool dance, it's completely apt. Keep it up.

      As to "plonk", it refers to the act of putting a usenet user in the kill file. Now back in those days it was often claimed without actually doing. But no one else could tell. Now on Slashdot, it's impossible to do that, though you can make someone a "foe" which effectively hides their posts at -1. But unfortunately for you, slashdot makes that action public, and you didn't do it. So yet more foolishness.

      Dance on fool.

    33. Re:Finally, an actual response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "As to "plonk", it refers to the act of putting a usenet user in the kill file. Now back in those days it was often claimed without actually doing. But no one else could tell. Now on Slashdot, it's impossible to do that, "

      You really are an idiot. Just because you can't do it, doesn't mean it isn't trivially easy to do for someone skilled thusly. Also, did it ever occur to you that ZK might get notifications of response on Slashdot by email, making actually putting you in a kill file trivial indeed? Holy SHIT you are fucking stupid.

  55. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by BasilBrush · · Score: 2

    It's equally stupid to like technology just because it's new.

    I suspect like most people who've heard about it he dislikes the idea of Google Glass on it's own terms. Not just because it's new.

  56. Are you a developer? by EvilSS · · Score: 1

    And are you looking to make apps for it? If not, then wait. It's early days for this type of tech and you will probably kick yourself in 12-18 months for blowing that $1500 on glass. You can still be an early adopter and probably get a better device at a better price by waiting a short while. Heck, even if you are dead set on getting Google Glass, everyone expects the commercial version to be released this year (possibly within the next few months) at a much lower price. Why by now? It would be like buying last year's [insert favorite smartphone here] when you know the new one is just around the corner.

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  57. Depends on... by binarybum · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you already have a moustache? If yes, you are probably creepy enough to wear google glass - consider it if you have funds left over after buying a nice pair of tight leather pants.

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    1. Re:Depends on... by Cederic · · Score: 2

      Depends on the moustache. Some would require Google Monocle.

  58. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by noh8rz10 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    people think when they're evaluating technology that they're choosing between buying it today and not buying it. In fact, you're choosing to buy it today or buy it at some point in the future. would you rather spend $1500 today to buy an innovative device with limited use, or would you prefer to spend $1500 in 3 years to buy the same device except it has many uses?

    there's no right answer, it will vary from person to person.

  59. You buy, I'll fly by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 0

    I'll make you a deal. If you buy the hardware for me, I'll wear it into a biker bar right before your very eyes. You know what they are going to say? Wow dude. Those are some funky glasses! Where'd you get 'em?

    (The one Biker who knows what Glass is couldn't make it out if his mother's basement because he's too hammered)

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    1. Re:You buy, I'll fly by RoknrolZombie · · Score: 1

      (The one Biker who knows what Glass is couldn't make it out if his mother's basement because he's too hammered)

      I have never met a bigot that I thought was encumbered by too much intelligence. I'm glad to see that my own bias' against retards that equate appearance (or hobby) to IQ hasn't been scuffed.

    2. Re:You buy, I'll fly by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1
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  60. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The one cool application of the video recording was to grab a conductor's-eye-view of a symphony performance during a concert. I can't think of another video device right now that a classical performer would agree to wear. Again, very limited usefulness for most people.

  61. Do you have a good ap for them? by DeTech · · Score: 1

    Do you have a good ap for them? Otherwise, No.

  62. Offer spam by Animats · · Score: 2

    "You have been selected to receive our exclusive offer! For only $1500...!"

    It's a commercial product. Soon (maybe already) anyone with the money will be able to buy one. Probably for less money.

    If you want a Google Glass invite code, there are plenty of them on eBay, all with 0 bids. $8.99 or best offer is the going rate for Buy It Now.

  63. My experience with glass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had one and returned it here are my thoughts.

    Glass is a new way of thinking about interacting with technology. I think eventually most people will not be able to resist a tighter integration with the Internet in their personal lives. Like Bluetooth earbuds, wearable computers will seem less weird over time.

    Since glass is a leading edge product, how it will be best used is not quite clear yet. This means that unless you are interested in developing that frontier, it is just an expensive camera for your face.

    On the other hand if you are wanting to create new ways for people to interact, then glass is a fascinating research platform.

    I returned mine because I decided that the amount of research development I was doing was very small and therefore any hobby projects could be done on a smart phone, keeping the abilities of glass in the back of my mind.

    In your case you submitted the application as a joke so it sounds unlikely that you will do anything with glass to take advantage of its potential. If you just want a fun device to use, not to develop with, then you, like myself, are probably better served by waiting for the more widely available consumer version in the future

    1. Re:My experience with glass by rogoshen1 · · Score: 2
      a tighter integration with the internet? call me a luddite but.. return to sender on that one. at 31, and working in IT, yet i find myself looking for ways to disengage from the internet/social media/email/IM whatever.. in my free time.

      I do see something like glass being great for military, fire, police (especially police). Basically having a HUD that could show navigation/GPS overlaid with fellow soldiers or objectives (hey, just like FPS games!?) would be valuable. Or recording everything that is said/done during an interaction with the public would be great for keeping police and subjects honest after the fact. (assuming there was some kind of verification that the audio/video wasn't tampered with.).

  64. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by HuguesT · · Score: 1

    Us old guys have been on the Internet wayyy before 1994, more like 1984. Lots of value *even then*. For instance in 1991 I would have had no means of communicating with my wife-to-be without the Internet.

  65. Yes, you should by jdavidb · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hear there's a filter in Google Glass that fixes Slashdot Beta. I'd go for it.

  66. Yes. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But wait until the technology can be added to normal-looking eyeglasses.

    There are lots of applications for Google Glass technology that have nothing to do with voyeurism.

    The people who are scoffing at Google Glass right now just can't afford it yet.

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    1. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It can already be added to normal glasses http://www.theverge.com/2014/1...

    2. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      The people who are scoffing at Google Glass right now just can't afford it yet.

      This statement proves that you are a fucking idiot. Please never post again.

    3. Re:Yes. by Immerman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      >The people who are scoffing at Google Glass right now just can't afford it yet.

      Not all of them. A lot of us think that, at least in it's current iteration, Glass is pointless, creepy, distracting, and unacceptably invasive to both the surrounding populace and the user themself. If you gave me one for free I'd probably play with it a bit, but it'd get even less usage my tablet. More likely I'd sell it and use the money to buy a medium-high performance PC and a VR helmet, which is a technology I consider to have far more interesting potential. I already have an old smart phone that I occasionally find useful, I have no desire to strap the damn thing to my face.

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    4. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are lots of applications for Google Glass technology that have nothing to do with voyeurism.

      Clearly. The detailed list you provided was ever so convincing.

    5. Re:Yes. by Bucky24 · · Score: 0

      Seriously? Who modded this up? Obvious flamebait.

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    6. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Because it's insightful. The post they responded to was pretty fucking stupid.

    7. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The people who are scoffing at Google Glass right now just can't afford it yet.

      Not all of us want more "stuff". Further, it is not a question of affordability for quite a few
      humans who are more advanced in their personal development than you seem to be.

      I can pay cash for any new 911 Porsche sells, and yet I drive a VW. Why ? Because I don't
      have the need to impress anyone with the car I own, and because in the US owning a fast car
      will for me lead to legal hassles ( huge speeding tickets ) I would rather avoid.

      I use an iPhone 3GS right now and it does everything I need a phone to do. Actually on a daily
      basis I don't even need an iPhone, a plain old phone would do.

      There is more to life than material things and gadgets. There is a big world out there, full of interesting
      and rewarding experiences, and many of those experiences have nothing to do with money.

      Of course the economies of countries like the US depend on mindless consumption, and in that
      respect it's good for the economy that there are so many consumers of material stuff, but this is not
      what enriches a human life which is well lived, and it is diametrically opposed to actual growth as
      a human being in the ways that actually matter. You might think I am full of shit, but wait 30 or 40
      years and revisit the question of consumption vs. experiences and I bet you will see things differently.

      Bottom line : No one lies on his or her deathbed and expresses regret at never having OWNED a particular
      material thing.

    8. Re:Yes. by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      The people who are scoffing at Google Glass right now just can't afford it yet.

      Bloody idiot. How much are they, $1,500? Outside your mother's basement, people can afford to pay $1,500 for some useful tech. Google Glass isn't useful. It's the nerd's mark. It's a big "kick me" sign that you put on your own face.

    9. Re:Yes. by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      glassholes

      Can we please not perpetuate the usage of this absurd term? Not that I think the thing is remotely socially acceptable, just that we don't need a special term for it.

    10. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      http://www.onthemedia.org/stor...

      Olsson is pretty relaxed when the weirdness of Glass comes up — it's obviously the most common question she has to face when talking about the product. "It's interesting to see the parallels with headphones," she says. "The fact that people walk around with these huge headphones is kind of crazy, in a way. But now you don't think about it as technology, you think about it as something that delivers music to you."

      This comparison felt fishy to me. Were people really that skeptical of Walkmen? After all, headphones were around for a long time before Walkmen were invented. A century had passed where people had gotten used to headphones, worn them at home. All Walkmen did was to take a familiar invention and make it portable.

      But then I checked, and it turns out Olsson is right. Here’s the proof: a NPR story originally broadcast in 1981, when Walkmen were still pretty new. It’s mostly a series of man-on-the-street interviews, and people express a disgust for the newfangled invention that's very, very familiar:

      You're all the old man yelling at the kid to "get offa my yard"

    11. Re:Yes. by cayenne8 · · Score: 0

      and because in the US owning a fast car will for me lead to legal hassles ( huge speeding tickets ) I would rather avoid.

      Two words for you: Radar Detector

      They work and they work well. Now, go get that Porsche, I can speak from experience, they are fun to own and drive fast in the US.

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    12. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The people who are scoffing at Google Glass right now just can't afford it yet.

      Wow and people complain the microsoft has paid shills and astroturfers pummeling this site with comments.

    13. Re:Yes. by Cederic · · Score: 2

      Aww, c'mon. Either you eat a lot of pepper or you're just biased.

      I have a friend that's a massive Porsche enthusiast. He refuses to buy one: to take it to its limits he has to drive dangerously. To take a 'normal' car to its limits, he gets to stay at speeds slow enough to give him emergency braking time.

      On country lanes this stuff matters.

      All cars are fun at the limits of their performance, so save the money and get a car you can take there all the time.

    14. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a better paying job. Or just get a job.

    15. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can we please not perpetuate the usage of this absurd term?

      Let's ask King Cnut, shall we?

    16. Re:Yes. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I can pay cash for any new 911 Porsche sells

      But you couldn't even afford a Slashdot account.

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    17. Re:Yes. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      It's the nerd's mark. It's a big "kick me" sign that you put on your own face.

      Not when you can put the technology into a regular pair of spectacles.

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    18. Re:Yes. by KitFox · · Score: 1

      Almost-normal-looking maybe?

      (The ski goggles hide it somewhat decently... but anybody in ski goggles at a pub is... yeah...)

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    19. Re:Yes. by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      well, if it was 50 bucks maybe I would use it one hour per week.

      now it's 1500 and marketed with "oh so exclusive".

      but it ain't exclusive. it'st just 1500 bucks and practically anyone who wants can have it for that.

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    20. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ad hominem. How boring...

    21. Re:Yes. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      A lot of us think that, at least in it's current iteration, Glass is pointless, creepy, distracting, and unacceptably invasive to both the surrounding populace and the user themself.

      The same thing was said when smartphones (especially those with cameras) started showing up on the market. People could suddenly take pictures and sometimes video of anyone, anywhere, and it would be hard to know. They could even surreptitiously take downshirt and upskirt photos without holding something that looked like a camera and then post them online. And they could look up people they had just met, maybe even during the conversation. And they were always paying attention to the phone, and not looking around at the world.

      Roughly the same complaints come up about Glass, although I would argue it has the potential to be less distracting as the world is still there for you to see even while you're using it. It's still in very early stages, and competition seems to be coming around, so the uses for it will increase. I've had at least one opportunity to order, but I'm waiting for a hardware iteration. The current CPU is a TI OMAP 4430, which is no longer in production or really supported by TI as TI dropped out of the mobile processor market in 2012. Once they replace it with something that has a better chance of future Android support, I'll probably dive in. I will, however, keep an extra set of plain glasses with me most of the time (in the car or in a bag) in case I run into a situation where I can't wear Glass.

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    22. Re:Yes. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 5, Interesting

      There are lots of applications for Google Glass technology that have nothing to do with voyeurism.

      And yet you fail to even list a single one.

      --GPS without having to take your eyes off the road. (Or GPS while you're walking in a crowded area where using a phone means you bump into people, like much of NYC.)
      --Finding out when the buses run by looking at a bus stop sign and having Glass cross-reference the appropriate schedules.
      --Referencing a manual when you're in a position that makes it difficult to read printed material (like under a car, or even just twisted under a dashboard to pull a component)
      --Taking notes when you're in that awkward position
      --Pilots pulling up a checklist without having to fish around for the actual checklist (especially useful in emergency situations)
      --Conferring with colleagues on the best course of action during the job without having to bring them on-site (already happening during surgeries)
      --Walking people through first-aid procedures while help is still on the way
      --Emergency alert notifications such as for tornadoes, floods, or evacuation that might only trip a notification on your phone.

      Those are just off the top of my head. I'm sure there are plenty of others that would never occur to me if someone else didn't come up with them first.

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    23. Re: Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I use an iPhone 3GS right now... actually... I don't even need an iPhone, a plain old phone would do."

      Hahah well there you go, you don't need an iPhone and yet you have one. Well done for refuting your own point!

    24. Re:Yes. by rwise2112 · · Score: 1

      You're all the old man yelling at the kid to "get offa my yard"

      Get the F

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    25. Re:Yes. by JohnnyComeLately · · Score: 1

      Upskirt shots and it'd be "hard to know?"

      "Hey, why's that guy with really weird looking glasses down on the ground looking up next to that lady in a skirt?"
      "Oh, he probably just dropped a contact lens."
      "But he's wearing glasses."
      "Oh, good point. That is weird. Maybe we should help him look, she's probably going commando too."

    26. Re:Yes. by gnick · · Score: 1

      Apparently, even Google has adopted it.

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    27. Re:Yes. by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      I think they probably made it up, which is even more reason to refuse to use it normal conversation.

    28. Re: Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's because you are a lemming and not a trend setter. That's all right, both have to exist.

      This is the future. There will be wearable tech. I do find it funny that you want to go home and jerk to your OR set but are offended at the concept of google glass.

      People's reactions are typically inconsistent with intelligent life, but they are interesting.

    29. Re: Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but another generation will lie in their death bed and wonder why they hadn't pushed harder/faster on longevity research. A time will come when we have the option to live longer... But those that live mediocre lives that don't create value for our species will perpetually be the same people that they are (growth doesn't become them).

      That's a little off topic, but as you'd mentioned death beds...

      I do wish that the public would embrace the evolution of our technology rather than taking a backwards view of it every chance they get. Google Glass is fine. And it won't inherently cause you to speed like a maniac.

    30. Re: Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're on /. Whining about a nerds mark? Well done.

      People that push technology further and invest in bringing new tech to fruition shouldn't be bothered by what trash think. Most people out there should hardly be allowed in existence and only cause damage to our gene pool. I wouldn't worry too much about what those people think of you.

      A narrow viewpoint, however loudly spouted, is still a narrow viewpoint.

    31. Re: Yes. by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Heh. I've been called many things - a monk, a techno-geek, a Luddite, but *never* before a lemming. I evaluate everything by how it contributes to my quality of life and general well being, and most of modern culture just doesn't make the cut. And I don't see that Glass yet offers anything to let it make the cut either, and it opens the door to some really nasty abuses that are paid by the surrounding society. Eventually perhaps it will be refined to the point that I change my mind, I can see some potential, but so far it seems to be a mostly useless and socially dangerous gadget.

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    32. Re: Yes. by innovatetocreate · · Score: 1

      Is this Immerman Kazinski?

    33. Re: Yes. by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Heh. Not hardly. I like a great deal of what modern tech has enabled, it's simply the way our culture recklessly adopts new toys without considering the true price that I consider foolish. I like my toys, but I will not pay for them with my quality of life. Nor will I pay for them with *your* quality of life. Fortunately the latter case is fairly rare, pollution notwithstanding, so I rarely feel the need to object to other peoples toys, beyond encouraging them to consider the true price they're paying so that they may invest more wisely. I'm a big fan of free will, and that necessarily includes the freedom to drink yourself to death. That doesn't mean I can't try to offer a more profitable perspective.

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    34. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well said sir!

      Also, for the most fun, we apparently need to indulge in https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Racing-reliant-robins_mendips-raceway_2005-05-30.jpg

    35. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're already being videoed every day ... get over your pointless "Glass-Phobia".

      The jealousy that you can't afford it is painfully obvious, the denial doesn't help!

    36. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I notice none of these involve using the camera (except maybe first aid, depending on how you do it).

      This was Google's biggest mistake. And also why I have no respect for the technical chops of anyone who criticizes Glass for its technical capabilities. Any legitimate geek or technophile has wanted Glass since they were a kid. A HUD is the ultimate always-on access to a computer. We drooled over products that turned out to be dead ends, watched hopefully as Steve Mann slowly upgraded his getup, and saw the technology passed over time and again by consumer electronics companies, remaining the realm of military and heavy industry. So far, no one has come even close to the form and function of Google Glass. You think it's bulky, you think it's ugly? Take a look at any other currently-shipping competitor.

      Google's mistake wasn't in the execution of Glass, it was the marketing. They invented the device that millions of nerds have wanted forever. And then they marketed it as a GoPro instead of a HUD. Tragic.

  67. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by vidnet · · Score: 1

    For instance in 1991 I would have had no means of communicating with my wife-to-be without the Internet.

    How so?

  68. No. by mcspoo · · Score: 4, Informative

    Unless you're rich and $1500 is a piddling amount of moola...

    I also got an invite to order Google Glass and politely declined. $1500 is too much for a product that isn't fully realized. Yet, Google Glass holds interest to me because it holds a possibility of improving the lives of deaf folks like me... REAL TIME CAPTIONING, right in front of our eyes. That would completely change LIVES. (Yes, I recognize that similar technology on Youtube produces lamentable results.) What disappoints me is that Google doesn't seem to recognize it, or deems it an inadequate market to follow. You really think it wouldn't be cool to more or less create a version of the Babelfish from Hitchhiker's Guide? Or recognize that if you erased communication difficulties, you'd be one step closer to a civilized world where we can exchange ideas WITHOUT throwing poo?

    Glass uses bone conduction for sound (which wouldn't work for a person with truly profound nerve deafness, like myself), and has stated that they do not recommend the Glass for deaf users. While it's not the same as "get to the back of the bus", it's still disappointing to be marginalized in such a way. But I'll remain hopeful that one day, Google recognizes what they could do for folks like me, and enable us to communicate with "norms" without ya'all looking like fools :)

  69. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by jeffmflanagan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It won't be the same device in 3 years. It'll be lighter, more powerful, and less expensive.

    I once spent $600 on a CD recorder, and spent $1000 on an eMagin HMD that Nvidia made obsolete with the next driver release. The lesson I learned is to never be an early adopter unless the expense is trivial to you so it falls into the toy budget.

  70. Surprised to find this here by egcagrac0 · · Score: 1

    I would have expected a question like this on a website where they post things like "This is now a Spiderman thread" and the like.

    ("Post ending in trips decides", and "Lunatick delivars!" etc.)

  71. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by nitehawk214 · · Score: 4, Funny

    For instance in 1991 I would have had no means of communicating with my wife-to-be without the Internet.

    How so?

    She is a computer program.

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  72. Detecting U or Me drunk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is the purpose of detecting if the WEARER is drunk? Shouldn't they already know or know how much they drank? A breathalyzer is less than $60; isn't that a lot cheaper than $1500?

    If the wearer want to detect if someone else is drunk, well that would be a good tool for picking someone else up. But still, wouldn't it be a lot cheaper just to buy that other person a few more drinks?

  73. Re:It's 1000x easier to record people with a phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn man. Lol.

    I mean, uhh...kinda of, you know, creepy?

  74. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by denzacar · · Score: 1

    1: I don't want to get punched in the face because people get tired of being recorded.

    If you spend your time around violent people who are willing to risk incarceration and monetary penalties for assaulting someone over a piece of technology they posses - sounds to me you actually need a device which not only is capable of recording and uploading for safe keeping incidences of such attacks but it also makes it very obvious that you are in possession of such a device, thus preventing instances of getting "punched in the face because people get tired of X".

    2: I don't want to hit the restroom, forgetting to take the glasses off, and be hit by a felony, improper photography charge.

    Again. Evidence retaining device. Proves your innocence in court and to police.
    Proves harassment and malice on the part of the person suing you. Thus either making people around you more polite OR making you money in counter suits for harassment.

    3: I don't care about seeing ads when I look around.

    Me neither. Which is why I'm using add blockers on my phone. And computer.
    Now if there was something that could block them in real life... but Glass is not there yet.

    4, 5, 6, 7, 8

    Oh... So you went into IT for the money... huh? So sorry to hear that.
    Too late to switch to being a banker? Or a lawyer?

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  75. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    she's a 40 year old man trolling the dating chat rooms on AOL

  76. For that kind of money by msobkow · · Score: 1

    For that kind of money, I'd personally be far more inclined to buy one of the Samsung tablets with a stylus, and still have enough money left over for a cheap desktop to replace my aging P4. And the only reason I want the Samsung is I have some ideas about software to develop for it; I have no use for it's built-in default "apps".

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  77. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh, Krieger san! (Archer)

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  78. Re:It's 1000x easier to record people with a phone by Immerman · · Score: 1

    ...oookaaay, You sound *way* too knowledgeable about surreptitious recording techniques. I do hope you'll take it personally if I don't invite you to join my friends and I at the pub [chuckle]

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  79. Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your contributions to this discussion are amazing! I mean, how would I have ever known what the poster was talking about if you didn't point out the massive fallacy of his word choice, and then feign umbrage and play victim when you were called out for being a petty troll? Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

  80. FWIW by slew · · Score: 1

    I don't think you understand what a "joke" is.

    Jokes don't necessarily have to be funny... Jokes can be simply things that are not to be taken seriously...

    E.g., This job is a joke. That test was a joke. My car is a joke. Beta is a joke.

    Perhaps: s/beta/google glass/

    Funny? Nah...

    1. Re:FWIW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those are metaphors...

  81. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A $1.99 balaclava will easily get around a $1500 GG when someone absolutely has to get that ham fist in. Of course, there is the headlock from behind... the glasses won't be recording much evidence when pushed firmly into a wall... then dropping to the floor... Of course, there is the old sack over the head trick too.

    Needless to say, GG is a cool technology, but there is starting to be a backlash from always being on camera... and muggers can be anywhere, especially with the economy still in such a bad state.

  82. If a device has to be in front of my eyes... by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    ...at all times it has to enhance my vision, not distract it.

    Google Glass, AFAIK, does not meet this criterion yet.

  83. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    How so? Glass is mostly useless without a smartphone. So it gives you the option to replace your smartphone with a smartphone and a low resolution display you wear on your face.

  84. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by MiniMike · · Score: 2

    And if you can't even google a list of google glass apps, then I doubt you can even formulate a use case.

    Maybe that will be the first thing he does on them.

    I wouldn't be surprised if that is the first action take by most people when first using their new Google Glasses.

  85. Re: Slashdot: news for nerds who... by Razgorov+Prikazka · · Score: 1

    Nice one! Let me elaborate on that theme a bit further:

    Slashdot: News for nerds who value their privacy and that of others
    Or
    Slashdot: News for nerds who value their teeth because they might bump into someone who actually DOES dislike new technology.
    Or
    Slashdot: News for nerds who value their teeth because they might bump into someone who actually likes new technology AND knows what it might do AND values his/her privacy and has no way of telling you are filming them without their consent.
    Or
    Slashdot: News for nerds who got rid of gmail because of privacy concerns, who actively block cookies, trackers, google-ads because of privacy concerns, who use xquick instead of google because of privacy concerns, who (after all that effort) do not want to impose Googles tech on others (with or without consent).

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  86. Resale by phorm · · Score: 1

    Is there anything preventing resale?
    I see people selling theirs for >$1500 on eBay, and selling just invite-codes for $50+

  87. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by LoRdTAW · · Score: 1

    GG is like Nitendo's Virtual Boy in a lot of respects... except VB was cooler.

    The Virtual Boy was a lot of things: bulky, clumsy, headache inducing, boring, battery killing etc. But it was not cool. Its only hope of having any coolness comes from the fact that it is a piece of Nintendo history. Thats it.

    My friend had one plus a few games and I played with it for a while. One word to describe it: terrible. He said I could have it as I wanted it for its collectors value. His mother threw it away without his knowing. It was a real shame.

    If you block out the privacy invading camera for a moment (believe me, I am no fan of it) Google Glass is a pretty damn cool piece of technology. Its not perfect but I can imagine all sorts of applications especially in the areas of augmented reality.

    I imagine it would be pretty fantastic in these areas:
    Imagine a construction crew arriving at a location and they pull up the plans which are then overlaid right before their eyes. They can literally see where the numerous underground pipes, wires and other subterranean items are as if they had x-ray vision. The crew would have a nice bright green shape drawn on the ground where they need to dig.

    Or how about fixing your car/computer/whatever? Look under the hood and a guide highlights the part or area you need to investigate. Same can go for building maintenance. Just where the hell is the circuit breaker for the theater lights anyway? Oh I just follow this little green path on the floor to the glowing green square around the panel box and flip breaker #4.

    Navigation can be overlaid in real time which is easier than a nav system because you follow a line painted right on the road as you are looking at it. Though that might be a thing of the past with self driving cars on the horizon.

    And too many other things to list. Its really exciting tech but that damn camera ruins it for everyone.

  88. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That may be the most honest screen name I've ever seen.

  89. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by mythosaz · · Score: 1

    We can't. It's the question lunatik has to ask himself.

  90. I have 1500 bucks by Stan92057 · · Score: 0

    I have 1500 bucks and im going to use it for fuel for my boat.fish,camp,swim,relax,get laid. Life is good. Waste it on some stupid glasses that will only get me called a glasshole? Na better uses for my hard earned money. You do what ya want though.

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  91. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by mark_reh · · Score: 1

    "3: I don't care about seeing ads when I look around."

    I think you mean you don't want to see ads when you're just looking around (presumably ads displayed by the glasses).

    Maybe there's an app that recognizes and blocks from view all billboards and neon signs. That would be pretty good!

  92. Two reasons. by MouseTheLuckyDog · · Score: 1

    The purpose of these invites is to get GG in the hands of developers who will write apps that take advantage of the environment it runs in.
    If you are not such a developer then you mau be hindering it's acceptance by keeping it's out of the hands of such a developer.

    OTOH if GG takes off, then in ten-twenty years, then these first editions will become collector items, worth mucho dinero.

  93. Go For It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you should go for it. First, you would even consider spending $1500 to look like a dork who makes nerds look normal. Second, you come here to ask what you should do. What more could there be? Spend that money to look like a dork already.

    Besides, you clearly don't realize that it will impinge your field of vision. So hey, you probably will be stupid enough to not care once you learn to ignore that fact.

    The upside is that you can probably start figuring out who would actually want to be your friend.

  94. Day 1 Review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will skip my justification for spending so much money on a device that I knew to have limited functionality. This is also based on my Day 1 experience. Day 2, I have not turned it on yet... Though I will take it out for a bike ride later.

    Pros:

    * Screen and location is convenient and does not impede vision
    * Camera is pretty damn good
    * Navigation is really very cool

    Cons (beyond battery life and cost):

    * No Google Keep. While there is an app for Evernote, Keep would make a lot of sense for the device
    * Manual gestures. Voice commands are not deep enough; you will do some swiping/tapping.
    * Social stigma. If Google had not highlighted this as 'record your life,' and more as an 'extra screen' sort of tech, I think there were be less resistance.

    In conclusion, I almost completely regret buying it. It is pretty cool, but it just cannot do too much... I do not think that that is a 'for now' thing either. I just do not see having a little screen that requires manual gestures worth the cost/bother... Unless you are riding a bicycle. Even using it for a recipe guide, the voice commands do not facilitate a completely 'hands off' device, so you might as well have a tablet out.

    In a few years, I imagine that projected HUDs will be fairly common. Hopefully this is a step in that direction, but so far it does not have a benefit that justifies the early adopter price tag.

  95. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can I watch pr0n with it?

  96. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by farble1670 · · Score: 1

    no, it's a choice of whether to spend $1500 now or spend $600 (or whatever) 6-9 months for now when it's available to the general public.

  97. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by farble1670 · · Score: 1

    conclusion: you forget to take your meds today.

  98. Yes, if you're a tinkerer by superflippy · · Score: 1

    I got one several months ago because I wanted to try building apps for it. If you absolutely have to play around with the bleeding edge of technology, if you are willing to spend that kind of money on a device so that you can be the one who invents what it's used for, then go for it. Otherwise, it's not worth it.

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  99. Yes, get one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm just waiting for the first person I can call a Glasshole!

  100. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by slashmydots · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You're completely missing the point. Should be doing ANYTHING ELSE while sitting around at work, walking, or driving? No. For the few exceptions, just pull your damn cell phone out. It takes about 1.1 seconds. Nobody has a legitimate use for Google glass other than taking photos and videos nonstop and likely without anyone else's permission. It needs to be made illegal in the entire US and morons should stop buying them.

    If you are so addicted to Twitter that you need it streamed live into your eye because taking out your cell phone is too time consuming, you need therapy, not Google Glass.

  101. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    JewGlass? And the photo shows a bunch of suits meeting around a table. WTF?

    What a bunch of fucking shovelware.

  102. Up to you by Imagix · · Score: 1

    Does it do some task that you feel is worth $1500, then yes.

  103. Here were my reasons for waiting by claytongulick · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A while ago I was also accepted to the glass explorers program. I was pretty excited at the time, and was planning to go ahead and get one. I'll admit to being a bit of a Google fanboy, though recently they've lost some of their shine in my eyes.

    At the time, there were a few compelling reasons why I decided to wait, which I summarized here: Why I'll Wait on Glass

    One thing to consider, is that along with the $1,500 price tag, unless you live close to one of the fitting centers, you'll also have to book airfare and hotel, which can be as much as the Glass itself, so that really raises the price a lot. At least, this was the case when I was invited to the program, it may have changed.

    For those who don't like clicking G+ links, here's my full original post:

    Why I'll Wait on Glass

    So, I received my invitation to purchase #googleglass and become a #glassexplorers . Google notified me that I had 14 days to make my purchase and schedule a pickup date.

    I've put a lot of thought into this, and decided not to move forward with the purchase. I'm outlining my reasons below, and I hope that the amazing folks on the Glass team can take this post with the spirit that it's intended: as constructive, objective feedback from a developer who is a huge Google fan.

    When I first heard about Glass, I was gobsmacked. The notion of having a powerful, wearable computing device with an array of sensors, camera and floating UI always available to the user, with speech recognition and integration with wireless services - well frankly, I had trouble containing my excitement.

    At the local bar, I waxed on (to annoying lengths, I'm sure) about how this was a revolution in technology. How it would change the world and the way we interact with it.

    I shared my excitement with my family, and when I was selected as a #glassexplorers they had to pull me down out of the clouds.

    I was busy planning apps that I was going to develop, I had visions of an app where I could say "ok glass, find my car" and a floating 3d compass arrow would appear and guide me.

    I had visions of walking into my house and saying "ok, glass turn on the lights, lock the doors, arm security", and seeing an interactive display of all my devices. I would be able to say "ok, glass show front camera" and I would be able to look out of the security camera on my front porch.

    I had ideas for interactive augmented reality games, where the user could scan the sky for alien UFO's and see 3d spaceships through the Glass display window.

    I eagerly refreshed myself on OpenCV, preparing for all the computer vision awesomeness I would be able to develop (I'd already done some of this work on android tablets, using the native sdk).

    With all of these visions in my head, I set out to begin development. Finally the new api was released. I sat down at my main development box, pulling up the docs, expecting to see all of the richness of the Android API plus Glass specific enhancements.

    What I got was: Cards. A completely non-interactive API where I had to broker every request through a complex chain of servers where eventually, at some point, some static text or images may or may not popup on the user's screen.

    I was actually in disbelief. I was sure I was missing some documentation somewhere. I poured through the docs, trying to understand what I was looking at. I felt that I must be missing something really obvious. From what I could tell, the amazing awesomness that was Glass, was limited by the API to being essentially nothing more than a SMS messaging system, similar to text messages on my cell.

    None of my applications were possible. I couldn't talk to the accelerometer or other sensors. All I could do was go through a strange "add my app as a contact" process so that I could post text messages with some limited media to the user's timeline. That's it. Interactivity was limited to glorified hyperlinks that would post a me

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    1. Re:Here were my reasons for waiting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You want to look into the GDK API.

      It's relatively new; at least, it didn't exist to my knowledge a few months ago (when I first looked at what is now the Mirror API).

    2. Re:Here were my reasons for waiting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should check out the Glass Development Kit. It can do many of those things via an API.

  104. But what if it informs nothing by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    True, but if you're an app developer that's actually a sensible reason to drop the dough now and get familiar with the platform so you're ready when it becomes viable for pragmatist adopters.

    I have a number of things bought for that exact reason - like the Occulus Rift.

    However to me buying Glass for development research does not seem like it will provide value. I don't see glasses (in the generic) being the primary wearable device from factor ever - nothing close to watches or even hats in terms of how many people are willing to use them.

    If you are thinking about buying Glass for development reasons get a Pebble and develop for that instead.

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    1. Re:But what if it informs nothing by hey! · · Score: 1

      Well, there are apps and there are apps. In the era since the iPhone introduction, we think of apps as relatively cheap things where you make your money selling in high volumes at modest, impulse-friendly prices; or appendages to web-based social media systems. But there are applications for devices like this where they aren't necessarily the focus of the system.

      I see potential for these devices in a lot of commercial, industrial and government fieldwork. Such applications aren't conceived around a gadget like this, they're conceived around tasks and data. That said, a gadget like this is often a powerful incentive for the customer to buy *the whole system*, even though it's only a narrow slice of the whole system's functionality.

      I can imagine these devices being used in various kinds of inspection applications for example. They technically don't do anything a smartphone doesn't do, but if we're positing a future $400 device, that's the kind of money people will consider well spent if they see any advantage in immediacy, efficiency or durability. Pocket devices like smartphones and PDAs get rough treatment in the field, especially as they tend to get put in bad places, but if the smartphone stays in a hard case on the belt, a comfortable wearable terminal that costs under $500 could pay for itself in dropped smartphones over a comparatively short time.

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    2. Re:But what if it informs nothing by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      I kind of agree with there being specialized uses for something like Glass - one example I think really works well are the snowboard goggles that have a HUD.

      But for commercial/industrial use, there I also think Glass is the wrong form factor - because it doesn't interact well with safety glasses, and you do NOT want super expensive safety glasses.

      I honestly see something like Glass coming as more of an addition to a hat. People usually have a hat they take care of, and in rugged environments a hat is a lot better place to keep electronics safe. You can have a flip-down screen in the brim that is much larger because it doesn't have to be small enough to be omnipresent.

      I guess Glass could help you figure out how to build agains something like that, but for $1500 I could rig up a damn nice Hatt prototype with an LCD I could put anything on over bluetooth...

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    3. Re:But what if it informs nothing by hey! · · Score: 1

      Well,I wasn't specifically thinking about tasks that require safety goggles. I was thinking more along the lines of building inspection, urban rat control, exotic invasive species management, etc. In these kinds of applications the goggles wouldn't really be the focus; they're just part of an overall system that needs a little marketing pizzazz to break into.

      Things like rat control aren't new activities the app developer is dreaming up out of thin air; these are important functions that serious people are already doing *now*. Your pitch is that you're going to help them do it *better*. The problem is that that is a tough pitch to make to the pragmatists on whom you'll make most of your money. They *know* they can do things the way they have and they can't be sure your system will work.

      What you need to bootstrap a successful product in these kinds of markets are customers who fit the early adopter profile. These are people attracted to new and improved ways of doing things. To capture those early adopters, you need to put something in their hand that will fire their imagination, otherwise they'll talk your ear off and never buy anything.

      I agree that you can probably prototype something workable with an LCD, or even an android smartphone, but when it comes to selling into these kinds of markets having a little polish really helps you break in. These markets are too small to support a manufacturing run of custom hardware, unless it is rather crude.

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    4. Re:But what if it informs nothing by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      To me though, Glass is the opposite of polish. For $1500 again, I have to say I could make a Hatt that would be awesome and quite polished.

      I see where you are going with the idea but I just don't think Glass is a good sales pitch tool for most ideas as there are a limited number of people that find them sexy, or even tolerable.

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  105. Very doubtful by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Google Glass is going to take off like wildfire

    The reason I know that statement is not correct, is because in general most people don't like wearing glasses.

    Glasses are not a good form-factor for wearable devices. They are hard to integrate with real glasses for people who need them to see, and those who do not need them to see don't want to have to wear glasses. There is not enough value provided over something like a smart-phone or smart watch to overcome that.

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    1. Re:Very doubtful by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      I wonder how many pairs of sunglasses are sold each year - with their terrible form-factor and all.

      I wear glasses by choice. I have contacts, wear them some days, but I find glasses suit me better. Google Glass will be available with prescription lenses both direct from Google and from a number of third parties.

      http://www.google.com/glass/he...

      Wearing Glass (or the devices that come after it) will have a lot to do with how they feel on my face.

      Glasses feel foreign for a while, and then you sort of forget they're on your face. I'm curious if other Glass wearers who normally wore eyeglasses had similar experiences.

    2. Re:Very doubtful by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "The reason I know that statement is not correct, is because in general most people don't like wearing glasses."

      We can add that to the list:

      1. * Home computers will never take off. They are expensive, difficult to use, and nobody is going to want to learn to write their own software
      2. * The reason I know that cell phones won't take off is that people don't like carrying around a 8 inch x 3.5 inch brick with them
      3. * Touchscreens won't take off because nobody likes them, they are a pain to use, are unresponsive, and scratch easily
      4. * ...
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  106. Thank you to those that seriously replied. by lunatick · · Score: 3, Informative

    Thank you to the /. community for their input. Based on the replies my first instinct was correct. Forget about it!
    I work as a FF/Medic and I know there are apps being developed for that area but I have no ability to create apps for it beyond an idea. I was hoping you could put notes on it as a heads up display that may help in patient care or in rescue.

    From the list of apps that some provided me I find the apps all useless.

    I appreciated all the input and hope others find it useful as well.

    Thank you

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  107. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But the hardware isn't powerful enough to do all of that. Won't be for a long time. I don't think it can even record continuous video for very long without running the battery down. Forget about precision head tracking and processing that would give you augmented reality.

  108. advice by NikeHerc · · Score: 2

    "My main hold back is the $1500 price tag for a device that just seems to be a camera and navigation aid. Does anyone in the /. community have Google Glass and can they give some advice to the rest of us considering it?"

    Don't be a child. Put your $1,500 into a retirement fund. With the way the U.S. economy is going, you will need it.

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  109. Not my cup of tea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    We've got a pair at the office, so I've spent a bit of time playing around with it gathering some impressions. My answer to your question would be an overwhelming NO.

    1. It's in beta, but it's waaaay more beta than you think. The interface is fairly ordinary, it's not hard to crash it, and I couldn't help but think over and over again, "I'm really surprised this was released in this state." It's in limited release because if you gave it to the general public they'd think it was crap. You have to been and willing to experiment with dodgy tech to stick with this.

    2. It's uncomfortable. The screen (which sucks - see point 1) can be adjusted but there's nowhere you can put it that _isn't_ uncomfortable to look at. Wearing it for any longer than an hour or so gave me a headache. You might adjust to it but I recently read (on here, I think) of a long time advocate and user who gave his up because of headaches. On top of this, shortly after using it, it starts heating up. It's not going to burn your face but it's not pleasant, either. Maybe it's a winter accessory.

    3. It doesn't do much. This can only improve with time, but right now there isn't a single app that interested me. Oh, my glasses can tell me I have a new email? And maybe read it to me a little bit? Or I can make a phone call by touching the side of my head and talking to myself? If that sounds like $1500 worth then sign up now. But maybe take a look at the cheaper smart-watch alternatives before you do.

    4. You look like a dick, and nobody wants to talk to you. You look stupid when you wear them and kind of like you're having a stroke when you try and operate it. Eventually you'll probably be regarded as a pioneer, like those dudes who first started talking to themselves with hands-free kits for their phones, but for now, you look strange. And seriously, I can't overstate enough how much it puts people off when you're wearing these things. Nobody wants to be recorded all the time.

    Anyway, that's probably the worst of it. The video quality is alright and the battery life didn't seem as bad as somebody else was mentioning. But yeah, it's really nothing to write home about. In fact the thing that amazed me the most about Glass was how underwhelmed I felt by the whole thing. I couldn't believe that _this was it_. And I'm not the only one, either. We're an office of maybe 60 people, and after myself and one other guy played around for maybe a day or two each, it's been sitting on a desk doing nothing ever since. It just really doesn't do anything to make it worth the hassles listed above.

    Good luck!

    1. Re:Not my cup of tea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Oh and I should probably also mention, in case you're like me and didn't know much about it until you used one, it's not really a standalone tool. It is first and foremost an accessory for your phone - preferably an Android. Once you remove the phone, it *really* doesn't do much. I guess if you've been offered a beta invite you've probably done a bit of research, but it hadn't occurred to me until I used it that it's basically a hands-free unit for your phone. You can record video etc without it, but *most* uses involve tethering it with your phone.

    2. Re:Not my cup of tea by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      like those dudes who first started talking to themselves with hands-free kits for their phones,

      Not so much, those guys looked like dicks then, and they look like dicks now.

      I can't imagine a world where google glasses (no, I'm not going to call them 'glass') would be useful beyond very niche areas. Security personel might find them pretty helpful, maybe those guys who walk around airport runways waving juggling clubs around might appreciate knowing when the next plane is coming in so they can perform in front of them. But your regular guy on the street - I don't think so. Not ever.

  110. Re: Slashdot: news for nerds who... by robzon · · Score: 1

    Seriously guys there are WAY easier and cheaper ways to record people without their consent. Spy glasses were there for years and privacy is the dumbest thing to point out in Google Glass. It's a huge misconception that Glass changes anything in that matter. Try actually using Glass for a few hours before you voice your opinion. It's a very limited device for now, but it's very shortsighted to dismiss its potential.

  111. Hopefully not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hopefully in 3 years it'll be more like $600-800. If it's still $1500 once the demand curve picks up, they're doing something wrong.

    1. Re:Hopefully not by Enry · · Score: 1

      Or Apple releases iGlass

  112. Model T by 0m3gaMan · · Score: 1

    That's like being the first person on your block to own a Zilog.

  113. You aren't paying for the hardware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of us with real world experience with google glass have signed an NDA that covers much of what we can say about it. I'm a software engineer who enjoys hacking on new tech, thought glass looked like an interesting project, had access to glass, and used it for time before deciding it wasn't worthwhile for me YET, and giving them up to someone who wanted to make better use of them. I don't know if you're like me or if the glass experience has changed markedly since then. But that's how it went down for me - and I didn't have to pay out of pocket so it was easier for me to give them up. I imagine most commenters on this thread will be speaking from assumptions they are making about glass. This is at least one (admittedly not very informative) account by someone who has actually BTDT.

    There's a reason (or many) why google has not yet made glass into a retail product, and you'll be paying real money for access to something that google is well aware is not yet ready for retail sales. It is up to you to decide whether $1500 is a reasonable price tag to be involved in the process of finding/developing glass' potential. This is not a beta test like most companies use public beta tests these days - an excuse to work out the remaining bugs after release. This is truly a testing/development experience. Things you do and do not do with glass will have direct repercussions on how the eventual product looks and functions. Frankly, you should view the $1500 as the price tag for admission into that process, not as the price tag for the hardware. I'd be genuinely surprised if google doesn't give all of the testers at least one set of the final hardware when it finally releases to manufacturing, so I wouldn't stress too much over obsolescence of early hardware. Your $1500 buys you the privilege of providing real feedback to the development teams working on glass and, to a lesser extent, it buys you early access to APIs and a test environment for your own software so that your offerings can be available in whatever app store environment google delivers when it starts selling glass at retail. If those things aren't worth $1500 to you, the glass experience as it is now almost certainly won't be. I'm sure the price point was deliberately chosen to be high enough to prevent people who just want them because they seem neat from eating up the available resources and hardware. They want people who are planning to recoup their investment by really participating in the development process. If that's you, go for it. If not, wait for retail.

  114. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

    I was online in 1994 (heck, I owned/operated an ISP...) and I'd prefer it over the internet of today. There was tremendous practical value at that time - especially for research/academics.

  115. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by kevin.etter · · Score: 1

    Those creepy guys are called "street photographers", whatever that means.

  116. Should I scan you up and down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Across all publically viewable stuff, because legally I am allowed to?

  117. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by Dishevel · · Score: 1
    Lots of use cases.

    Using Google to recognize things around you and offer more info. Working on your oven door and Glass offers up the Ovens owners manual. Look at a restaurant and see overlays of menus and reviews. Get wiki pages on historical sights. Remind you of the name of that guy you met at that meeting last week. Information is king. Glass has the ability to quickly and seamlessly offer that information to me.

    I for one want to see the stuff that I can not even imagine yet.

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  118. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by Dishevel · · Score: 1
    Wow. Simple minded and filled with fear is no way to go through life son.

    Can not have cars. People can run you over with them!

    Ban Aircraft, Guns, Knives, Sticks, Computers, CD's, MP3s, Violent Video Games, Cap Guns, Paintball businesses, and everything else.

    Just curl up in a ball and STFU already. Your life is over.

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  119. Give it a try, you can return it... by thisisfrancis · · Score: 3, Informative

    - It's not disclosed prominently, but you have 30 days from date of delivery or pickup to return Glass for a refund (assuming in full working order with everything, etc- don't drop and step on it!).

    - If you can, pick it up at a Glass showroom. They're very helpful in adjusting the nose pads and display for you, answering any questions, and getting you started. The private Explorers online community has a lot of enthusiastic users ready to discuss their experiences and ideas.

    - Warning- if you're an iPhone user, you're a second class citizen in the Glass ecosystem. You'll need a data plan compatible with Personal Hotspot (i.e. NOT compatible with grandfathered unlimited plans from AT&T). Apple restrictions on access to system apps and services mean, for example, no iMessage/SMS notifications to or sending from Glass. Every time you ask for route directions, you'll have to pull out your phone and open the MyGlass companion iOS app.

    - Will this be the next Walkman/iPhone? I doubt it. Will it find use in niche vertical applications, like medicine, environmental exploration, etc? Sure. If you're a developer and would like to explore those possibilities or just like to tinker with a new gadget, give it a try.

  120. A grain of salt.... by Prien715 · · Score: 1

    No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame.

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  121. If you have to ask, the answer is probably no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have no interest in Google Glass, and don't even have a smartphone, but we recently got a pair at work that I was tasked with setting up and playing around with.

    Based on nothing more than 4 or 5 hours of playing around with them, I'd say "if you have to ask, then the answer is probably no." If you wear glasses, forget it - Google Glass isn't really wearable at the same time as your glasses, and if your vision is bad, you can't see the display without your glasses (and there's no focus adjustment or whatever). If you don't have a smartphone, forget it - the functionality built into the glasses and on wifi doesn't seem interesting or robust enough to drop $1500 on.

    Unless you're just REALLY curious, let everybody else be the guinea pigs, and if Glass survives, pick up the second or third generation in a couple of years.

    JRjr

  122. Please mug me by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    I'm wearing a goofy visor worth 15 franklins.

  123. Ok, phones break, but glasses don't? by rsborg · · Score: 1

    Pocket devices like smartphones and PDAs get rough treatment in the field, especially as they tend to get put in bad places

    This is a pretty bad argument for replacing that with a very expensive item that's arguably more fragile than the phone, and requires the phone (i.e., some data conduit) anyway in order to function.

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    1. Re:Ok, phones break, but glasses don't? by hey! · · Score: 1

      Actually, phones are very tough. They just get *mishandled*. Believe me, I have experience with this kind of thing; stuff that gets used in the field by fieldworkers take an almost unbelievable beating. The half-life of handheld computing device is, in my experience, between twelve and eighteen months.

      But something you wear all the time *might be* different. I don't *know* this, because I have no experience with wearables, but I think it's possible they won't get left on top of the truck or fumbled into a water-filled ditch when you take it out of its holster. It may also be a bit more secure mounted near the user's eye, which people instinctively protect. This is conjecture, mind you, glass mounted HUD might be even worse, but I don't think so. And I'm certain that if a phone can be used while remaining snug in its case on the user's belt it will last longer.

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    2. Re:Ok, phones break, but glasses don't? by rsborg · · Score: 1

      But something you wear all the time *might be* different. I don't *know* this, because I have no experience with wearables, but I think it's possible they won't get left on top of the truck or fumbled into a water-filled ditch when you take it out of its holster. It may also be a bit more secure mounted near the user's eye, which people instinctively protect.

      You're right, while the glasses are on the head, they will likely be safer than a phone in a field users's hands. However - and keep this in mind, glasses don't get worn all the time (unless they're corrective - and only a small portion of the populace needs those). They get worn when needed (sunglasses, decorative, bifocals, only for driving corrective, etc) and then placed somewhere - and that's when they get damaged. Stepped on, dropped, left in pockets where they can be dropped or smashed (once I got my driving glasses messed up by a very unexpected bearhug while they were in my front pocket). They are far more fragile than phones.

      The better field device would be (and these exist now) smartphones that are field ready like the Samsung S4 Active or any smartphone with a proper field-rugged case. I would much prefer a rugged smartphone that tied in with a sturdy sweat/water resistant wireless audio device (bluetooth LE?) that was very very speech enabled (much better than Siri or Google Now is today).

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  124. ^^^^ This. Yes. Camera makes it a no-go by rsborg · · Score: 1

    That's because, despite what the idiots on Slashdot assert, the point isn't video. It's having a convenient screen always in view.

    then why does it have a camera? if it didn't have a camera, this would solve 95% of the problems people have with the technology.

    There is a line I won't cross - and being a complete prick because people feel I could be recording them at any time is something I don't want to be. Ever.

    They put a camera on the device and don't have a "recording in progress" indicator anywhere on the exterior. WTF was Google thinking?

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  125. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And where would he get the portable battery capable of powering a camera for an entire day?

    Why does he have to have it on the entire day?

    How many thousands of dollars do you think he's willing to spend on data charges to upload this constant surveillance data?

    Zero thousands, it doesnt cost money to upload to your phone over bluetooth.

  126. More refined answer by aaaaaaargh! · · Score: 1

    If you're an asshole, then Yes. Otherwise, No.

  127. Re:It's 1000x easier to record people with a phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can act like you are just holding your phone, or texting, or listening to music, or even being on the phone.

    But for the most part keeping you target in frame means holding it in a fairly obvious manner, if you're texting it you are rarely holding it vertical, same as if you're listening to music and you have to keep pointing it at what you are trying to film where as with glass you just need to look in that general direction.

    You probably consider yourself some kind of super sleuth but it's pretty obvious when somebody is filming you with a smartphone and pretty obvious to anybody else that can see your screen unless you are making a pretty obvious effort to keep the screen hidden.

    With Google Glass, you literally have to stare in the people's direction or general area like a stalker -- it becomes SUPER obvious.

    You do realize glass isn't connected to your eyes? You don't "literally" have to stare at anything to record it. It has nothing to do with what you are looking at (much less staring at) and just films in the direction you are facing.

  128. Re:90% of smartphone access can be done by wearabl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You dont want to fumble with pulling out a smartphone to see these all time.

    Fumble? Bro, you must be *severely* uncoordinated if you fumble your phone every time you use it.

    Either that or you have MS or a severe case of spasticity.

  129. Fuck you and your light. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good God, I don't need consent to record you in public. People like you, ever fucking time I identify one of you assholes, I get my phone out and go hog wild. Fortunately for them good sense comes over me before I post the fucking things to YouTube, but if you guys become any more vocal good sense will demand I do. Quite frankly you have effectively no authority over the matter.

    The only times the law cares are:
    (1) If a video recording is done in an area where you might expose yourself like a bathroom.
    (2) If an audio recording is done without your consent AND without your knowledge in a state where that's a thing.
    (3) If you are not a politician or celebrity, and I try to use your image, such as in a photo, video or audio recording, to suggest that you endorse a commercial product that you are not found to be using in said photo, video or audio recording.

    The third one is where consent forms come from. Even so, a photographer is still well within his or her rights to exhibit the photo without your consent if the focus is the work of the photographer and not necessarily identifying you.

    Admittedly it's slightly more complex, but for the most part if you're outside your home and can see the glasses, game over for you. And that is how it should be. I shouldn't have to get your permission to keep an audio recording, video recording or photo of my child because you happened to walk through the fucking background.

    Worry not, you have lots of company in not understanding this, including whole police departments.

    If it bothers you so much, there must be a reason. My bet: LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT

    1. Re:Fuck you and your light. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it interesting that if I should take a "photo" of something I find interesting, and even use it only for personal enjoyment, I am by some definition "breaking the LAW" because that "photo", basically a stream of 1's and 0's was captured without permission of what the law ( lobbied into existence at the prodding of special interests ) considers to be its owner. I put photo in quotes because I was thinking of binary image file of something. Movie, song, program, whatever.

      Yet others take a photo of me and its public, and they apparently have rights to do so. Do I not own my own body? Who is responsible for what I do? Then do I own the rights to the image of my body as others seem to think they own the image of their stuff?

      I will not rag on here about who has rights to take a recording of me in public. If they can see me, they can photograph me... whether I like it or not.. Its just the way things are with our present level of capability. Trying to enforce this seems like trying to stop the tide. One can spend enormous resources to try to do such a fruitless thing.

      Yet some people still seem to think you can play a song in public, and prohibit anyone from making a copy? That paradigm seems just as absurd to me as me being at Disneyland and somehow avoiding being photographed. Its one of the attributes of being a social species - we are going to interact.

      I look forward to copyright law becoming aligned to reality, just as we are aligning ourselves to reality that we are going to be photographed.

  130. Fucking luddites. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh no, it's going to steal your soul!

  131. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by Cederic · · Score: 1

    Nah, I'm always very open about my street photography. I walk up to someone, photograph them and they see me immediately afterwards.

    It's that moment before they react that I want to capture. Afterwards they can do whatever they like. Usually it's 'look confused' but a quick smile reassures them, and I move on.

    Yes, this works when photographing children too. Yes, I photograph children. Yes, I post those photos online. Yes, it's legal.

    Creepy? Nah.

  132. The Unseen Cost by s.petry · · Score: 1

    What you don't see in the cost (why it's cheaper) is that you simply become a cog in the machine. You are tracked, what you see becomes someone else' data, and you lose control to at least some degree. More depending on who is using the data you are providing.

    Look, I'm a nerd going way back. I spent lots of time building VR and HPC clusters that were simply mind blowing. Those are external things that are very purposeful. I can tell you that my designs for computation saved the lives of many US soldiers. Tweaking and massaging every part of the machine to get the best performance possible.

    Having a pair of company sponsored tracking and monitoring devices on my head does no such good work. It can be used for horrible things as easy as me having a few minutes of feeling cool or sharing a funny view of a street corner. Do you plan to leave them behind when ever you are go into the street, or will you wear them out and potentially help someone monitor people that don't want anything to do with it?

    These things go well beyond being a traditional "nerd" who was a mechanic building a beefy roadster to race friends. It's not like transitioning to building a bus or train system where people have a choice to use it. This is like building a one way funnel trap, and you are potentially the sugar in the bottom.

    You asked for opinions, and mine is to boycott all of the technology that is being abused or has the potential to be easily abused. Now if Google gave a default opt out and you could only view and track what gave people permission (I.E. Other GoogleGlass users that click a checkbox) my opinion would be different.

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  133. Slashdot nails it again by Subm · · Score: 1

    Reviews so far sound suspiciously like

    No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame.

    But personally I'll hold out until it runs Linux. I don't need backdoors watching everything I watch.

  134. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by gringer · · Score: 1

    She was an IBM.

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  135. Sure. If you like being abused. by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    If you do, get it.

    But for now, my original alpha test advice is:

    a. too heavy
    b. not enough battery life
    c. too tethered
    d. too intrusive
    e. you look like a jerk
    f. it's illegal to use it the way you think it should be used in many states
    g. people will start fights with you if you wear it.

    So long as you like being abused, go for it.

    Give it another 6 years and a better variant will come out without most of these flaws.

    A lot of the useful feedback I got was from female friends of mine. So if you think it will be a babe magnet - oh man you are SO wrong!

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  136. Re:Ask yourself... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No I'm not. And since knobheads shouldn't be trusted with this kind of technology, I'm the right kind of person to wear Glass. OK, I get it.

  137. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by multimediavt · · Score: 1

    It won't be the same device in 3 years. It'll be lighter, more powerful, and less expensive. I once spent $600 on a CD recorder, and spent $1000 on an eMagin HMD that Nvidia made obsolete with the next driver release. The lesson I learned is to never be an early adopter unless the expense is trivial to you so it falls into the toy budget.

    Or, in the case of Glass, you have a desire or capitalistic need to develop applications for it. This is /. and no one so far in the comments has even mentioned that someone might want to develop an app for it rather than evaluate existing apps for a use/purchase case.

  138. You are the only one who mentioned recording. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As the platform matures, i think of quite a few ways google can get consumer data based on usage, what is viewed, gps capability will be incorprated, ... Good grief, just look at the info they get on you just searches! And now they have a device that is on and interacting ALL the time with the user!.... Video for data mining is too combersome when there are better and smaller pieces of data that are also more accurate for marketing purposes.

    1. Re:You are the only one who mentioned recording. by swillden · · Score: 1

      So... same as a phone.

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  139. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you won't mind if I install my new toilet cam in your house ? To do otherwise would be to hate new technology, right?

  140. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by Dieppe · · Score: 1

    Oh, a choice to spend $1,500 now, develop a killer application for it, and know that it'll sell when it's available for the general public because you've been the first with that idea. I mean, there was a first "Flappy Bird", and everything that has come after it are just pathetic clones of an original idea. (Or better clones, if you will.) Be the first, make the best, and rule. I would say my idea for a Google Glass app, but I'm keeping that to myself. :) P

  141. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one should. Constant cell phone use is bad enough, and now this? Ach.

  142. Reminds me of the GMail Beta by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

    People may forget, but originally GMail was invitation only and the tech world was clamoring for invite codes. All kinds of message board threads where people would throw them out there and others would scramble to use it before someone else grabbed it.

    This whole thing with Glass reminds me of that. Whip up a furor over Google Glass being "exclusive" but this time around charge $1500 for the privilege. I would be surprised if very many people were being turned down. By now it's feeling more like a marketing campaign.

  143. Re: Slashdot: news for nerds who... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, but if you get caught using spy glasses to covertly film someone, you can expect to get punched in the nose. Slashdotters are simply extending this concept to include Google's brand of spy glasses.

    Besides, "regular" spy glasses don't tend to automatically upload what they film to an advertisement company.

    Understood, or should I make a drawing?

  144. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by farble1670 · · Score: 1

    hope there's something about your idea that makes it un-copiable.

    the apps that rule are the ones that have a team of developers, QE, sales, and marketing behind them. if you don't have (or need) that, then your idea is worthless. long gone are the days when you can make the bic lighter app and reach millions of users. stores are flooded with developers ready to copy whatever's good, and they'll probably do a better job than you with the benefit of hindsight.

  145. that's how I feel about smart phones by issicus · · Score: 1

    not really sure why I would need one but there is a lot of advertising telling me how great they are....

  146. Google Glass has potential by odinjurkowski · · Score: 0

    I just got a Google Glass this past week, so still learning. My goal is to explore educational possibilities, what teachers and students may be able to do with them in the future, and how to prepare teachers for some of the issues they might have to deal with. I think it's great, and has a lot of potential. However, I agree that it's really for explorers/developers at this time. There's always a trade off for those want to be on the bleeding edge. There is little Glassware, battery life is not so hot, and a lot of functionality is not there (such as no camera controls whatsoever, not even a zoom feature). Still, there's a lot to be said for what they can do. With Google Glass I can do quite a lot hands free which makes it really convenient while I'm driving, walking, or cooking something in the kitchen. You can phone, text, video conference, Google simple questions, and take pictures and video. Yes, you can do that via your smartphone and other devices, but not as easily in all circumstances. I especially think having that first person perspective for video conferencing and video recording is really neat if you need your hands free to manipulate objects and show it to others. Not everything can be done with screen capture when what you want to share is not on the computer screen. This will be great to create how to videos without having to worry about where the camera is or if it's still in the picture. It's also so easy that we'll see even more day to day use. So if you are used to having a Bluetooth ear piece to make hands free phone calls, then this is the natural extension with more capability. If you already record video and take pictures, then this makes it easier, and especially nice always having the camera ready to go. It's neat being able to instantly upload to Youtube and other sites. That's just the basics. It's a little bulky, but not too bad. Battery life lasts the day if used sporadically, not as much if used constantly. But when some killer Glassware starts being developed is when it will really pay off. There are very, very few right now.

  147. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

    Which gadgets is it replacing, exactly? My car provides a bluetooth connection, and driving is the only time I'm interested in used the phone hands-free. I don't have any particular desire to have a camera available all the time. My phone would be required to use Glass, but it provides every single functionality besides the AR HUD (that is, it has a camera, gyros, accel sensors, faster CPU, and more RAM than Glass).

    I don't see any upsides for me, just a way to do the same things I can now while making the people around me paranoid.

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  148. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by blackicye · · Score: 1

    No, I really have no use for the camera part. I perfer s SLR. My question is more what apps are out there?

    Unless you're intending to develop applications for it,
    I'm also going to hazard a guess that you could spend the money on other more fun (and/or useful) stuff.

    DSLR Lenses, VR headsets, 3D Printers, alcohol and Cryptocurrency mining come first to mind...

  149. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by Evtim · · Score: 1

    I am betting that as soon as this tech kicks in the following will happen:

    You will not be allowed to film [or use the recording, say in court] authorities of any kind [border control, police ect.]

    You won't be allowed to use it in concert halls [buy buy conductor app], cinemas, theaters, pubs [be sure that many owners will forbid it to keep their clientele], churches, schools [creepy pedo], kindergartens [the same], at work [because you corporate secrets]

    Therefore it's primary usefulness will be...wait for it....to collect even more personal data from the slaves while not endangering the masters in any way. Voluntarily! While arguing and fighting among ourselves about it. Brilliant!

    I think Brin is having the laugh of his life. He must have heard that in communist states it was common to subscribe for a consumer product and wait for years to get it. But make the right ad campaign and western people will gladly surrender their dignity and line up to wait to give you money!!!. I am speechless...and some idiot above tried to say that there is some financial envy in those bashing the tech? Envy? I am pitying those fools...

  150. Invest the money in attending Google I/O instead by ciurana · · Score: 1

    Howdy.

    As a fellow developer (and someone who doesn't care much for Google's products like Android and Glass), my advise would be to invest the $1,500 toward attending the Google I/O conference instead. You will get a chance to meet all kinds of cool, smart people with whom you can share/bounce ideas. They may offer discounted or flat out hand Glass to attendees (they have some nice toys every year), and the presentations are some of the best in the industry. There'll be plenty of sessions covering Glass there, and the conference will give you a great chance to learn about the device, dev tools, potential future ecosystem, etc. far better than what you're getting from the responses here on Slashdot.

    Cheers!

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  151. How do you take ridicule? by Blue+Lozenge · · Score: 1

    Just this morning I was sitting out in front of a coffee shop in San Francisco when some guy rode by on his bicycle wearing Google Glasses. This group of guys next to me spent the next 10 minutes straight just cracking jokes about that guy and his computer glasses.

  152. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Should be doing ANYTHING ELSE while sitting around at work, walking, or driving? No. For the few exceptions, just pull your damn cell phone out

    So there are exceptions? Okay, then, you've already admitted that this...

    Nobody has a legitimate use for Google glass other than taking photos and videos nonstop and likely without anyone else's permission

    ...is bullshit. Because if there are legitimate uses for looking at a screen on your phone while working/walking/whatever, then it's because the application outputting to that screen is useful. Moving the app's output to a different screen doesn't magically de-legitimize it. If it's okay for me to read my email or a map on my phone, then it can never not be okay for me to do the same on a visor. Any claim to the contrary is easily proven a lie, and implicitly admitted as such by whatever sub-literate troglodyte (like you) says so.

    But of course, you aren't interested in the technology here at all. You're just raging at Google because you finally managed to save up enough birthday money from your grandparents to buy a used iPad and you need to justify your emotional investment.

    You certainly don't care about privacy or anyone's rights. If you did then you wouldn't have advocated a law that would inherently involve violation of privacy and property rights by government agents invading people's homes and taking their property on the grounds that some Appletard doesn't like it.

  153. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    New technology is a closed box. If you don't open it - you'll never know what's inside.
    And if you don't you won't change and won't progress.
    So yes, it's pretty fine to like technology just because it's new. Even if it turns out to be not that good, it is a step forward.

  154. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 1

    If you give regular lectures or presentations as part of your life - and many of us do - something like this will probably pay for the whole kit fairly quickly. The ability to give presentations without fumbling with notes, the ability to walk around while talking and not be stuck behind a lectern, the ability to change slides with perhaps just a subtle nod of the head, make for very much more fluid and effective communication.

    If I was still teaching regularly, I would buy one.

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  155. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

    muggers can be anywhere, especially with the economy still in such a bad state.

    They can be anywhere when the economy is not in such a bad state. But the funny thing is that violent crime has generally been down almost every year since peaking in 1992. There were little bumps up in 2001 (about 1%, not including 9/11), 2005 (about 2%), 2006 (about 3%), and 2012 (less than 1%); you might remember the middle two as times when the economy was considered to be in a pretty good state. The final numbers for 2013 won't be available until much later in the year, but there seems to have been a relatively sharp drop in crime for at least the first half.

    There's a lot of debate about why. Improved education, more resources available for the downtrodden, more career criminals in prison, the removal of lead from gasoline showing unanticipated effects... Pick your favorite. Whatever it is, we have 37% fewer overall crimes being committed despite 23% more population. That's basically half the crime rate we had in 1992.

    If you're going to try to get someone not to use Glass, scaring them with warnings of random crime isn't really that effective.

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  156. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

    Define "a long time." Because the phone I carry is powerful enough to do it, or will be very soon, and Glass is currently using a CPU from 2011.

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  157. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

    Roddy Piper found a pair of glasses that took all the ads away. It got him into all kinds of trouble.

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  158. Re:^^^^ This. Yes. Camera makes it a no-go by N1AK · · Score: 2

    They put a camera on the device and don't have a "recording in progress" indicator anywhere on the exterior. WTF was Google thinking?

    It does have a recording light. Maybe Google was thinking 'smart' people would know how to use Google to find things out before jumping to entirely false conclusions ;)

  159. Re:It's 1000x easier to record people with a phone by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    Why does it need to be Google Glass OR a smartphone?

    If I wanted to record people I'd use any one of a thousand hidden camera devices which have been available for 20 years. I've seen hidden cameras in:

    Glasses frames
    Neck-ties
    Pens (at the clip so facing forward when in your pocket)
    Belts
    Watches
    Shirt buttons

    And that's just the wearable I can think of.

  160. Glass is Go ogle's Microsoft Bob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The question you have to ask is "What were they thinking?".

    In the case if Google, they get someone to pay to as a video and navigation probe, pay to be advertised to. In the case of the user, they get to pay to look like they're part of the Borg and have normal people shun them.

    In this case, Google is a damned sight more creepy than Microsoft ever was.

  161. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by Sarius64 · · Score: 1

    Master degrees provide salary incentives. In government engineering circles theh difference in starting pay can be $25,000/yr between two people with the same experience and the difference only being a Masters in some engineering arena. Google Glass gets you nothing for a salary incentive.

  162. +1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I put in my application for Google Glass as a joke.

    HAHAHAHA HAAAH

    That's hilarious!

    Oh the look on their faces. Priceless!

  163. Re:It's 1000x easier to record people with a phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Each and every one of those devices is available as a low priced device for under $50 (in HD even). The tie or tie clip can be modded from one of the said $20 devices. The shirt button is easy. The camera can be purchased so it looks like a vehicle remote fob.

    http://www.chucklohr.com/808/i...

  164. Opinion - steer clear of Google Glass by Kimomaru · · Score: 1

    It's difficult to articulate, but I'd stay away from anything that connects your so persistently to your online stuff. And I say this as someone who absolutely can not live without good net access - but when I'm online, I'm working on my personal and professional development (or reading slashdot). It feels like Google Glass was developed for people who are chronically playing on Facebook (don't give me this nonsense about Google maps and how much better it would be to wear it on your face. Use your smartphone - at least a phone can be tucked away and you can go on with things). Glass represents a shift away from focusing on technology in my mind. It's not an evolution of mobile computing or frankly ANYTHING constructive. I remember a time when laptops were finally becoming affordable and people could put them in backpacks and take them everywhere with them (which was a very liberating time for computer geeks everywhere). Smartphones and Google Glass are not from this tradition, they weren't made for this same purpose - they were made, ultimately, as devices that can personalize marketing through data collecting and location tracking. Whether it's a smarphone or a wearable smart device, you're paying a lot of money so that, down the line, you can be sold things and buy more stuff. You're paying for the device, you're paying for the bandwidth. That's the end game for smartphones and Google Glass, in my view. It's depressing to see about 90% of people in public places staring down at their cell phones and grinning while they're walking into walls and lamp posts. My best advice; not only should you not use Google Glass, you really strongly consider not even using a smartphone (get the dumbest phone you can find if you must have a cell). And, personally, Google Glass looks REALLY stupid sitting on a person's face and it leaves a really bad impression.

  165. I tried it but sent it back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bought it back in December with the intention of develop apps for it. I sent it back for a refund after I decided to focus on other projects. It was a lot of fun to play with during that 30 day remorse period though. If you can afford it, give it a try. If you decide it's not for you, send it back for a refund. I doubt you'll regret it. If you decide it is for you, all the better.

  166. yup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yup

  167. Be An NSA Useful Fool..... by LinuxLuver · · Score: 1

    ...... get Google Glass (to access your One Account for All of NSA Convenience)

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  168. Re:It's 1000x easier to record people with a phone by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    Yes, but that requires extra expense and preparation. I can set up my phone to record and leave it with the camera sticking up. That's with what I've already purchased for other reasons and constantly carry around.

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  169. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And whether you're in government engineering or non-government engineering, the bachelor's degree is also a pretty large difference.

  170. Re:Are you a creepy guy who wants to video tape pp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The one with the title "Flappy Bird" was probably not the first though.

  171. got glass by ConvexCourse · · Score: 1

    I've had google glass for a couple weeks now. We're trying to get another one for our team to make developing social apps for it easier.

    I've been using it in different situations as pilots for some of our ideas and I've been wearing it home and in the office as much as i can.

    The meeting/calendar integration is pretty impressive.

    believe it or not, wearing it feels like having less of a reliance on technology. I know that sounds weird, but after a week or so it felt true. There is something liberating about not having to pull your phone out all the time. It almost has the feel of having an assistant whispering in your ear (without headphones) that you can ask any question of and who knows exactly where you have to go, how to get there and knowing where you are it knows when you have to leave to get there and even provides information on the people you're going to meet with the addition of apps like refresh and evernote. It paradoxically ends up being less intrusive than your phone or laptop.

    We compiled a basic writing app for it and paired with a bluetooth keyboard it's really useful in that sense too.

    And yes, the map/directions on this thing is far superior to any other path-finding device. it's amazing to use. I used it to catch my Uber driver trying to screw me over.

    Wait until you see some of the apps we are designing for it. And i'm sure there are many great ideas out there waiting on a more stable developer kit.

    Not sure if it would be worth it for non-developers at this point with presumably a release coming soon that will be much cheaper.

    But what hell, if you have the money i say get it.

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  173. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reading some of the responses are interesting. It's surprisingly how violently this crowd attacks google glass. You would think /. Folk would be more enlightened... But it's apparent that is not the case. This is certainly the future, and the only thing that would keep my answer from being a resounding yes to purchase would be:

    1. 1st generation products typically are pretty unrefined. In this case the # of usable apps, the size/shape of the product, etc need improvement.

    2. Cost is still high. Granted who would have imagined this tech would only be $1500 20 years ago. Pretty incredible.

    I wouldn't let the silly crowd here dissuade you... They are an awkward backward thinking bunch at times and relatively illogical. I'm personally waiting until the next generations of wearable hit the streets because I think this tech will improve exponentially. For the time being I'm happy to sit on the sidelines and watch it advance.

  174. Re:It's 1000x easier to record people with a phone by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    Yes, but that requires extra expense and preparation. I can set up my phone to record and leave it with the camera sticking up. That's with what I've already purchased for other reasons and constantly carry around.

    Compared to spending $1500 on Glass? Because when I read the Slashdot comments it seems that's all Glass is, a $1500 not so hidden recording device.

    As for expense and preparation, most of these devices come in well under $100 and have a single button and a microSD slot, or USB socket.

  175. No. by nensondubois · · Score: 1

    Sure, if you're an insensitive idiot who doesn't give a fuck about other people's privacy rights and aren't afraid of walking home with a bloody nose, knock yourself out!

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  176. Price setting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a theory that they know when they release it, the price tag is going to have to be high, say $800 - $900 which most consumers see as high given that other gadgets are generally below that these days(i.e. game consoles, phones, etc). In order to make that seem like a bargain, they have this in-between period where they charge more to a limited number of people without causing the majority to balk at it and cause a product failure. Then when it comes out for $899, more people will feel that it is a deal, not a gouge.

  177. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't want to get punched in the face, shouted at, loose friends. I got something much better than google glass: Real life ! It's great, even with all its imperfections.

  178. Google Glass is great for street photography by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm Chrysanthi Lykousi, a street photographer and I take photos of strangers in public without their knowledge or permission, then I sell them at a fine art gallery. It's my business. Many art collectors and other people who enjoy photography pay up to $50,000 for portraits of men, women and children walking down the street. Their permission isn't required because the photos were taken in a public place, so it is my right as a photographer to take their picture, and this right is based on the First Amendment. Nobody had privacy rights in public. As you can guess, I see Google Glass as godsent as with it I can more easily take photos of people without permission.