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The Tech Industry Is Getting Ridiculous

An anonymous reader writes "Columnist Jon Evans points out that the tech industry has been slowly getting stranger over the past several years. When you look at the headlines individually, they all seem to make sense, but putting them together and trying to imagine them popping up a decade ago really illustrates how odd it has become. Quoting: 'In Japan, some half-billion dollars' worth of cryptocurrency vanished from a site founded to trade Magic: The Gathering cards. In New Zealand, the world's greatest Call of Duty player has launched a political party to revenge himself on those who had him arrested and seized his sports cars. In Britain, the secret service is busy collecting and watching homegrown porn. Here in Silicon Valley, mighty Apple just revealed that a flagrant, basic programming error gutted the security of all its devices for years. Google, "more wood behind fewer arrows" Google, now has its own navy, to go with its air force and robot army.'"

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  1. Getting? by houstonbofh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It has been ridiculous for a long time. It is just now that more people are noticing that it is getting embarrassing... :)

    1. Re:Getting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think the same thing could be said of $Party. ;)

      ftfy

    2. Re:Getting? by bbsalem · · Score: 1

      I don't know, social media and the marketing BS around tech is pretty ridiculous. So much attention and money is focused on pursuits that are shallow and meaningless, even though the underlying science and engineering is not. I have been on the warpath over the way blogging degrades conversation. That is a far cry from the technology needed to run the networking and applications needed to do it. It is that mature markets dumb everything and everyone down, the human condition reasserts itself, which is, people are selfish and stupid, that latter term is "Unaware" so that intelligent people can be stupid.

  2. reads like clickbait to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    generalization based upon outliers

    1. Re:reads like clickbait to me by Mashiki · · Score: 2

      It *is* clickbait. 20-30 years ago, this wouldn't be remarked. Rather it would be a case of outliers in society trying to do something to make the world a better or worse place depending your views.

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    2. Re:reads like clickbait to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      To be fair, anything that google does falls into the center of the distribution more or less by default.

  3. This is new, how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Places that handle large amounts of money get taken by thieves and embezzlers, people of all stripes go into politics because they're vengeful, overgrown security services monitor lots of petty and unimportant things, minor errors get overlooked for years on end, and massively wealthy people maintain semi-militarized forces.

    Congratulations, you've just described literally any point of time in human history.

  4. Meh - not really the tech industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Most of the incidents mentioned have nothing to do with the "tech industry". Mt Gox was not part of the "tech industry" - it was a financial exchange. Neither are the NSA or GCHQ or the world's best Call of Battle player (although he might have a day job in the tech industry, dunno). These stories are about various nontechnical parts of society adapting old behaviors to a new medium. This is mostly a consequence of real, mostly invisible tech industry being so successful.

  5. Oracle has it's own navy and air force too... by jd2112 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Google, now has its own navy, to go with its air force and robot army.'"

    How else do you expect them to defend themselves from Oracle?

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    1. Re:Oracle has it's own navy and air force too... by Buck+Feta · · Score: 1

      Yes, but Oracle only built up to protect Lanai from Google's floating data centre.

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  6. more awareness not more ridiculousness by globaljustin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    TFA's premise is off...the whole 20th Century was a giant clusterfuck of human rights & technology.

    "getting" ridiculous...that notion itself is ridiculous

    Here's what I find really ridiculous...this happened in 1968 & basically all computing now is just an upscale version of that tech...faster, more colors, bigger...

    The only difference is that so many people have been screwed over by so many different expressions of our modern greed that **they can't hide anymore**

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    1. Re:more awareness not more ridiculousness by Glock27 · · Score: 1

      The only difference is that so many people have been screwed over by so many different expressions of our modern greed that **they can't hide anymore**

      WTF are you talking about exactly? Be specific...

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    2. Re:more awareness not more ridiculousness by thoth · · Score: 1

      Working link to the "Mother of All Demos" wiki page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T...

      Slashdot doesn't appear to like a missing "http://"

    3. Re:more awareness not more ridiculousness by globaljustin · · Score: 1

      thnx for fixing that

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    4. Re:more awareness not more ridiculousness by globaljustin · · Score: 1

      I mean that artificial scarcity & consumer manipulation is so common it's virtually everywhere you look in business & society.

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  7. Its not jut tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Over the last 10 years, the NSA has declared war on privacy while having secret courts and our president got the nobel peace prize for something he didn't end up doing.

    Egypt has gone through 2 governments, and there have been uprisings in many other places, including now Ukraine.

    I could legally marry another man while smoking pot, but telling people in Russia being gay isn't evil is now a crime.

    All these would seem pretty crazy 10 years ago. Its not just Tech, its simply time: Things happen, and stuff changes. Heck, the CoD players's political stuff isn't even tech news, thats political and could have happened at any point.

  8. Context is odd that way. by RyanFenton · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Boy, when you remove context from misleading headline excerpts, things sure do get wacky!

    You know those jokes that sometimes aren't funny from old movies, that your relatives laugh real hard about? A large number of those came from the same logic - taking a topical story, removing the context, and applying hyperbole to the idea. They know the idea is misleading, and are 'in' on a joke that they just can't explain to you and still be funny.

    Just bundling some of those together with a 'technology' theme isn't making a point - its bungling a joke. Not as bad as that whole 'beta' attempt, but still, a bad attempt at a joke.

    Ryan Fenton

  9. Yeah... by Greyfox · · Score: 2

    That's how you know you're getting old. Stand aside, grandpa, we have a future to build!

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  10. I can (and did) sum it up in a tweet by istartedi · · Score: 1

    I can describe that insanity in 140 characters or less.

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  11. The common notion here is control by Mister+Liberty · · Score: 1

    ... and counter control.

  12. Secret Service? by _Shad0w_ · · Score: 1

    In Britain we're surprised to learn we have a Secret Service. We have GCHQ, MI5, MI6, and various other things, but I don't think we have a Secret Service.

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    1. Re:Secret Service? by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Come now, Ian Fleming wrote a documentary on it, On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

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    2. Re:Secret Service? by _Shad0w_ · · Score: 1

      Technically that's SIS, the Secret Intelligence Service. Also known as MI6.

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  13. What is the new normal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The tech industry does what people are willing to pay for, within the limits of the law (usually). We are bending norms at a pace far exceeding anything humanity has ever had to deal with before. It's enough to make even staunch liberals question their orthodoxy. Just because it's new doesn't mean it's better. Change is easier than ever before, but there are good reasons for putting limits on the rate of change. We need time to adapt. "Revolution" used to be an anomaly, but these days it's becoming so commonplace that it's almost boring. It's a very large train, and it is moving very fast, so IMO, it's well worth considering what we should do to keep the train from running off the rails.

  14. Kim Dotcom by brit74 · · Score: 1

    I'd bet that someone else got the #1 spot in COD and then Kim Dotcom pirated the account. Publicity stunts and piracy are his MO.

  15. Literacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Zactly. Every day we are confronted with what, to the old tech guard is old new, stories about what you post online is not private etc and so on. Everyone who got on the tech train early needs to learn how to be patient with the latecomers. They will keep getting online for a long time. Forever, actually. We need to figure out how to give everyone a gentle introduction. We can't just shame people for being ignorant of internet norms. IT literacy, whatever that means, should be societies number one priority.

    1. Re:Literacy by gmhowell · · Score: 4, Insightful

      While that's a nice ideal, you are speaking of a group of people who lose their minds over trivial shit like what brand of phone someone bought. Or that someone else may find a tablet useful/desirable. These are not people with the slightest bit of social grace.

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    2. Re:Literacy by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, of course, the those digerati elitists giving out sage advice too rudely. It must be their fault your phone got hacked, your email account got hacked, your home network got hacked, your laptop computer got rooted, (despite not even being sure what "rooted" means in this context) your credit card numbers got stolen, and all your home made porn ended up on 4chan and then your girlfriend found out and dumped you. Its obviously all their fault for not being more polite to you when they told you how much of a fucking idiot you are for leaving your wireless access point unsecured with your whole windows C drive as an open share. After all, you're so god damned pretty you must deserve to be treated like a god regardless of how incompetent and inept and belligerently ignorant you are, right? Right?? God damn their lack of social graces!

    3. Re:Literacy by Self+Bias+Resistor · · Score: 1

      I don't necessarily disagree with you, but aren't you kind of making the previous poster's point?

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    4. Re:Literacy by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is that I don't necessarily disagree with him either. And yeah, that post indicates he may be the poster child for the type of person of whom I'm speaking .

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    5. Re:Literacy by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Whenever I hear of a data spill, I recall that twice in the Before Digital era I, just an average nobody, stumbled on to great big piles of paper medical records just piled on the corner waiting for the garbage truck, not even in a sealed plastic bag, from two completely unrelated institutions.

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  16. Downhill Since Byte Quit Running April Parodies by hax4bux · · Score: 1

    Back in the day, the April issue of Byte used to run several parody articles. Funny stuff, I miss it. They quit because too many people took the bait.

    1. Re:Downhill Since Byte Quit Running April Parodies by ButchDeLoria · · Score: 1

      Or the April Fool's jokes turn out to be prophetic.

  17. Sensationalist claptrap by swillden · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Any significant industry is going to be ridiculous if you first cherry-pick your examples, selecting for lunacy/idiocy, and then state them in the most exaggerated, sensationalist way you can think of.

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  18. When I was young by kruach+aum · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I wanted to live in the future, the future I read about, the future I saw on tv, in movies. Now that that future is here, I find myself increasingly wanting to go back to a past that's no longer there, scheduling 'no internet' days and turning off my cell phone so that I can go back to a more peaceful time, a more thoughtful time, a time with more focus, if only for a few hours.

    1. Re:When I was young by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      so that I can go back to a more peaceful time, a more thoughtful time, a time with more focus

      It was none of those things. But it did have people wistfully pining for their own bygone Golden Age that never actually existed.

    2. Re:When I was young by volmtech · · Score: 1

      1968 was AWESOME. I was there. Except for Johnson that d**n war it was golden.

  19. Sheep looking up - or Neuromancer by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Much was already predicted, society and hence laws if needed don't adapt as fast as 'progress' is made.

    Keiretsu on the rize, interesting times indeed.

    Not that surprising though for people who are into tech and into SiFi or other literature, and for most stuff you don't need a Ph D to predict them.

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  20. The Cherry Picking Fallacy by Nova+Express · · Score: 1

    Weird outliers exist in every industry, and in every time. It's just that now get mroe examples of it worldwide, in realtime.

    Five bits of anecdotal weirdness do not a trend make.

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  21. People are bored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There needs to be new challenges to the whole human race, or we need to start living over 200 years old to have enough time to retrain to something we consider meaningful. Perhaps the rapid rate of change is corroding the experienced value of the work. Tech industry is like the cycles of history in Battlestar Galactica, only sped up.

  22. Re:You have to admit by davester666 · · Score: 4, Informative

    "mighty Apple just revealed that a flagrant, basic programming error gutted the security of all its devices for years"

    I believe this is actually "for months", as that specific bug [the gotofail bug] only applies to Mavericks [10.9.x], which was released in October 2013, and iOS shares this code with MacOSX, so it wouldn't have had the bug for much longer [likely introduced with iOS 6.1.5/Nov 2013 and some version of iOS 7 [Sept 2013].

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  23. Re:There is one simple reason by laejoh · · Score: 1

    Aren't you confusing IT with high speed pizza delivery?

  24. "Programming error'? by X.25 · · Score: 1

    Wait, some people believe "goto fail" was a "programming error"?

    Heh.

    1. Re:"Programming error'? by w_dragon · · Score: 1

      No, but the fact that the compiler doesn't warn on the unreachable code that follows is a programming error.

    2. Re:"Programming error'? by jo_ham · · Score: 2

      Even worse is the assertion by the click bait summary that it "gutted Apple's security for years" when it only affected Mavericks and iOS versions 6 and 7.

      Mavericks was released as a GM in September 2013, iOS 7 around the same time. iOS 6 was released in September 2013, which is hardly "years" ago - it is 16 months ago. "Over a year" might be a more accurate, if less click bait worthy, phrase to use there.

      It was a programming error, though, through a simple lack of QA on the code. If you;re trying to claim it was deliberate then I have a tinfoil hat to sell you. I'll throw in the bridge for free.

  25. In other news... by SoftwareArtist · · Score: 2

    A former cowboy became President of the United States. Oh, that was in 1901. And the U.S. overthrew the government of Guatemala to help out a fruit company. Oh, that was in 1954.

    You can make anything sound crazy if you just say it in a silly enough way and leave out most of the important details. Heck, conservatives are fond of pointing out that Obama is a "former community organizer." Also a former senator, but who cares about that?

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    1. Re:In other news... by RDW · · Score: 1

      A former cowboy became President of the United States. Oh, that was in 1901. And the U.S. overthrew the government of Guatemala to help out a fruit company. Oh, that was in 1954.

      ...and in 1979: https://xkcd.com/204/

    2. Re:In other news... by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      No one if you equate eight years ago with a hundred and ten.

    3. Re:In other news... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      The USA fucked over more or less every south american nation.
      But the US citizens don't know or don't care.

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    4. Re:In other news... by sjames · · Score: 1

      All too often, it sounds crazy because it is crazy. The 'important details' just distract us from the emperor's nudity.

  26. Android FTW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's Android that has contained a massive (Master Key) vulnerability for 4+ years--since Android 1.6--and for which most existing handsets will never see a patch. [Related: Android 4.3 contains a second MK vulnerability that was fixed in 4.4]

    1. Re: Android FTW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Shill detected. Citation needed.

  27. Not at all new by 14erCleaner · · Score: 2

    Techies have always been strange - for example, consider the average /. reader. Or Richard Stallman.

    Another great example of an outlier is the so-called "Spam King", Dale Begg-Smith, who, when not making millions off spam and malware, won two Olympic medals and three World Cup championships in mogul skiing, starting in 2006. If that isn't a bizarre combination of pursuits, I don't know what is.

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  28. Ridiculous tech by linebackn · · Score: 1

    Ah, the modern tech industry, creating solutions for problems that don't exist.

    Such as Windows 8 or the Slashdot beta.

  29. You're late. by Peganthyrus · · Score: 1

    You're only just now noticing this? I've been feeling like I've been living in a Bruce Sterling novel for the past seven years or so.

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  30. Re:More like, people are getting rediculous by ButchDeLoria · · Score: 1

    The CoD player the article talks about is Kim Dotcom. You know, Megaupload and Mega.

  31. The perfect internet story happened last month by edremy · · Score: 5, Funny
    Online donations of a 2-month-old cryptocurrency named for an internet meme featuring a dog that talks in broken English raised $30,000 to send the Jamaican bobsled team to the Olympics.

    Seriously, I'm not sure it gets any weirder than that.

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  32. You don't say? by rebelwarlock · · Score: 1

    "putting them together and trying to imagine them popping up a decade ago really illustrates how odd it has become"

    So news stories today wouldn't have made sense ten years ago, when we had different technology and expectations. That's some crack journalism right there.

  33. Far more interesting than IT magazines by ruir · · Score: 1

    Far more than ridiculous, non-specialised IT magazines are B-O-R-I-N-G. Bigger hard disk, bigger RAM, faster processor, new anti-virus, how to clean your PC from anti-virus, rinse, repeat.

  34. Re:More like, people are getting rediculous by invictusvoyd · · Score: 1

    Thats right not much tech there .. but did we miss facebook?
    I agree facebook is tard-tech but never before have I seen the common folk expressing their desire to have a display of vanity via camera. click click post post. That I think is making the general populace a little more stanger than before .. And ofcourse they don't realise that all this is for free .. as long as they put all of their lives up big data servers.

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  35. Re:You have to admit by BonzaiThePenguin · · Score: 1

    Your personal tests disagree with everyone else's experience, as well as the change log for their code. The bug was introduced a few months ago. https://gotofail.com/

  36. weird? by daedlanth · · Score: 1

    Weird, Hey! I was just getting comfortable!

  37. Did I miss something? by Rambo+Tribble · · Score: 1

    How is this the tech industry and not the news media? The media is devising the click bait; Evans is just piling on.

  38. Re:You have to admit by mmell · · Score: 1

    Y'know, depending who you listen to the internet was either invented by the Department of Defense (DARPA) or Al Gore.

  39. Rudy Rucker nailed it by zdepthcharge · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a Rudy Rucker novel.

  40. Almost got excited by tom229 · · Score: 1

    I thought the article was going to talk about all the hipsters and Apple-lovers reducing the idea of geek culture to some big bang theory pussy with an iPad.

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  41. No mod points... by Lotharus · · Score: 1

    This.

    I can't say I'm surprised that neither the OP nor any editor did any actual research before making such a claim, though. This is slashdot, after all.