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What If the Next Presidential Limo Was a Tesla?

cartechboy writes "The presidential limo is known as "The Beast," and it's getting to be about that time where it's replaced. Currently The Beast is a General Motors creation with a Cadillac badge, but what if the next presidential limo was a Tesla? Stick with me here. The Beast is a massive vehicle, which means there would be plenty of room in the structure to have a long battery pack a la Model S. Plus, it could use the upcoming Model X's all-wheel-drive system. Tesla's air suspension would keep it from encountering high-centering issues. There could even be a charging port on both the front and back so a battery truck could hook up while driving, like in-flight refueling. Obviously the battery pack would need to have extra protection so it wouldn't have any issues with road debris, but that's a minor issue. Tesla is an American company, and that's a requirement for The Beast. So is it that far fetched to think the next presidential limo could be a Tesla?"

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  1. Probably still by the_skywise · · Score: 5, Funny

    be required to buy it through a dealer though...

    1. Re:Probably still by mcl630 · · Score: 2

      Dealers have a lot of political clout.

    2. Re:Probably still by bobbied · · Score: 2

      And money to keep their political clout.

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  2. So what if the "presidential whatever" is whatever by Lumpio- · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Does it make any practical difference? Is there any point to this post?

  3. Tesla by it self not enough by zlives · · Score: 4, Funny

    and what if it was paid for by using bitcoin...
    now i think this post has all the magic words to make it a successful slashertisment.

    1. Re:Tesla by it self not enough by oodaloop · · Score: 4, Funny

      And Edward Snowden was the driver.

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  4. Re:So what if the "presidential whatever" is whate by the_skywise · · Score: 2

    Heh... you mean like a History channel special?

    What if the next Presidential Limo was... a space alien?!

  5. Fanboi much? by msobkow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Everyone wants to provide the presidential vehicles. Does Tesla provide as many jobs as GM?

    The votes those employees provide are probably the most important factor when deciding who gets to provide the presidential ride.

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  6. The important question is by RevWaldo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Would you depend on this vehicle if your life was at stake. Tesla can certainly bring it, but the internal combustion engine has over a century of demonstrated reliability.

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    1. Re:The important question is by ericloewe · · Score: 3, Funny

      GM sure does have a track record, and that's exactly why I'd trust Tesla any day.

    2. Re:The important question is by tlhIngan · · Score: 2

      Would you depend on this vehicle if your life was at stake. Tesla can certainly bring it, but the internal combustion engine has over a century of demonstrated reliability.

      As do electric motors. I mean, the first cars were electric (or steam!) - the ICE didn't come about until much later.

      The big problem with Tesla is the dealers. The reason Tesla sells directly is because no dealer wants to sell a Tesla. It's just like Nissan and the Leaf. Dealerships don't make much money on car sales - sometimes as little as a couple of hundred bucks profit. The real profit's in the dealer service because despite the number of independent garages, there's still a large number of people who bring their cars back for servicing to the dealer. (It doesn't help that the dealer often incentivizes it by offering loaners, pickup/dropoff services, free car washes and other value-adds).

      An EV like a Tesla or a Leaf requires practically no servicing. They recommend a yearly look-over and inspection just to make sure things are on the up-and-up, but you can skip those.

      That's why dealers are fighting against Tesla - not because of direct sales, but because EVs are bad for their business. They just cost less to maintain, have less to go wrong and are just simpler on the inside.

      It's like computing going from vacuum tubes to transistors.

    3. Re: The important question is by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 2

      Really, this sounds more like user error. I haven't had a vehicle overheat ever and yet I have driven probably about 300,000 miles in my life all in vehicles that initially had at least 80,000 miles on them when I purchased them. The total mileage on all vehicles I have ever owned is well over a million if not closer to 1.5 million with the average mileage when I sent them off to the scrap yard probably around 250,000 miles. The only strangeness I have ever had with the cooling system was when a temp sensor flaked out and would provide basically random readings that would jump around all over the place, and the time when the thermostat got stuck open on one vehicle.

      This sounds more like you didn't take care of your stuff and then it took a shit on you. Sadly that is fairly common amongst most people. Why should they have to change belts, hoses, fluids, spark plugs, filters, the car still runs and there isn't a light on so they think they are good to go. I had a discussion like this with my step father who said he only goes and gets the oil changed on vehicles when the light comes on. The light he was referring to was the red idiot light on the dash telling you your oil pressure has dropped too low either because it cant pump the thick crud or it isn't sucking up enough oil to maintain pressure.

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  7. Lack of range by Lluc · · Score: 2

    The lack of range would be a huge security hazard. It will have poor range to begin with when you consider the lack of aerodynamics and weight of the armor. You can't beat the energy storage capacity of petroleum.

  8. Armor by sugar+and+acid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Presidents limo is in a heavily disguised armour. It weighs multiple tonnes.

    An electric design just can't make the range or extended get away speed required with the protection needed.

    Of course the one true maker of presidential limousines is ford....

    1. Re:Armor by Strudelkugel · · Score: 2

      Actually electric motors power the biggest machines I can think of, such as draglines, railroad locomotives and ships. The Presidential limo is not designed for a high speed getaway, it is really an armored personnel carrier with a nice paint job. It also doesn't have to go very far. The only time a limo had to go very "fast" was after an assassination attempt, but remember that it has a police escort that will clear all other traffic ahead of it. In JFK's case, speed would have been irrelevant, and in Reagan's case, they still had to drive through Washington D.C. streets which were more of a speed limitation than the limo itself. In addition, there is always an ambulance following the motorcade, so the POTUS would be transferred to it for a medical emergency. (This didn't happen for Reagan since he was shot right next to the limo. His Secret Service agent pushed him in after noticing blood and made the decision to go to the ER immediately.)

      Four independent electric motors might actually give the limo more mobility than a single ICE, since all four would have to be knocked out to immobilize the car. They would also be lighter than the ICE. As for power, they could always charge up an electric limo using the APU on board AF1, or just carry additional battery packs. Another option would be to put a turbine generator in the car if extra range were needed, but I seriously doubt the POTUS will ever take a road trip in the limo. Truman might have done it for fun since he liked driving so much, but that was a different time.

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    2. Re:Armor by rahvin112 · · Score: 2

      It's actually so heavy IIRC it's engine is a 8 cylinder diesel engine that's typically used in the largest commercial pick up trucks (think 1 ton dualies) with more than 7 liters of displacement and a fuel efficiency of 8MPG. The car has sealed air tight compartments, oxygen supplies, armor thick enough to stop armor piercing 50 caliber rounds, a blood bank in the trunk and numerous other features to prevent attacks on the president including physical, chemical and biological attacks.

      The possibility of the presidential limo/tank being a Tesla are insignificant. It needs a big fucking engine. As others have noted it's a tank disguised to look like a Limo.

    3. Re:Armor by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 2

      Tesla gets its acceleration from briefly over-volting the motor. That's why it's only available during acceleration. That's also why the top speed is much lower than an equivalent-acceleration ICE sedan. Whereas constant power (not just acceleration up to speed) is what is required to drag those ridiculous armoured limos around.

      You're competing with a 7lt diesel light-truck engine.

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  9. "The Beast" is armored, weighs about 7 tons, by Kevoco · · Score: 4, Insightful

    and is built on a GM truck frame.
    I have a hard time imagining this level of protection working for an electric vehicle.

  10. Re:Don't they have to fly that thing around? by brainboyz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You mean more than it already does loaded with armor?

  11. Re:Don't they have to fly that thing around? by Cimexus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It already weighs a LOT due to all the thick armor plating. In fact some places have issues with allowing it because it exceeds the design tolerances for the pavement. The added weight of battery packs wouldn't really be that significant, especially if they can save weight on the engine or other parts.

  12. Re:Not EMP resistant by Onuma · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm fairly certain the current Beast is not HEMP protected. It's solidly constructed, but it doesn't have copper knife-edge seals and a complete faraday cage around all of its electrical and electronic components.

    Besides; if there are EMPs anywhere in the area of the principal, there's already a major breakdown of security and things are likely out of their control. Their escort vehicles, mobile phones, radios and other electronics are all useless by that point, not even counting the other unknown factors which would subsequently arise.

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  13. The Ultimate Electric Car by Kevin+Fishburne · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How small can they make nuclear reactors these days? Tesla could make the President's new "Beast" something like the Tumbler from the new Batman movies, with an extra 1000 HP thrown in for good measure.

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  14. Re:Armor is too heavy by profplump · · Score: 3, Informative

    There are plenty of high-power electric drive systems. Trains and busses have been using them for decades. Walmart recently demoed a turbine-powered hybrid 18 wheeler with 100% electric drive power. The reason Tesla doesn't have an 800 HP electric drive is not that they don't exist, it's that they're big and expensive, just like 800 HP hydrocarbon engines.

  15. Charging solutions by Cimexus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While I have no doubt that you could build a fully electric vehicle that would meet the specs required for the President's limo, I think the biggest hurdle will be charging it. The Beast is one of the only vehicles in the world that drives in countries all over the world without being registered, or modified in accordance with the local market. I've seen the Beast myself here in Canberra, Australia a couple of times. It is kind of a novelty seeing a left-hand drive vehicle with US license plates cruising around on the 'wrong' side of the road in Australia. :)

    But I digress. Countries all use different shaped plugs, different voltages etc. and the charging infrastructure in some places the president might visit is not always reliable. Yes you can ensure that US embassies and the presidential plane/other vehicles have the right systems in place. But you never know what might happen ... one day they might be stuck somewhere with insufficient range and no charging options. Gasoline OTOH, you can find almost anywhere, and can carry a spare supply of it quite easily compared to lugging around some kind of backup battery. I think for that reason it'll be a while before you see a vehicle built for this purpose be fully electric. Maybe a hybrid would work. But I think all-electric vehicles need to become more widespread globally and another decade or two of track record behind them before they would fit the bill for this need.

  16. Re:Not EMP resistant by riverat1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, hemp doesn't make very good armor.

  17. Re:So what if the "presidential whatever" is whate by whisper_jeff · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You obviously never collected comics. Geeks who did are fond of "what if?..." special issues because the exploration of the possibility of something weird is fun.

    You remember what fun was like, right?

    Don't worry - I'll get off your lawn now.

  18. And what if there were an EMP? by ducomputergeek · · Score: 2

    Would the electric car still work? Could you easily find a place to charge up in that event? A car for the president has some different considerations than me in Suburbia who works from home 3 days a week and doesn't drive much. (For the record I'm a Chevy Volt owner)

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  19. It is not a car by houghi · · Score: 2

    It is a tank made look like a car. It reminds of of this hammer I bought where all I changed was the head and the handle.

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  20. Re:Don't they have to fly that thing around? by viperidaenz · · Score: 4, Funny

    I know, right!
    They should remove the armour plating from all the tanks too. People aren't that important.

  21. Re:Don't they have to fly that thing around? by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It weighs that much and gets that bad of milage because its as close to being an Abrams tank as you can get while still looking like a limo. I don't think the president has much of a say in the vehicles they use to transport him, and "The Beast" exists mostly because of Kennedy and various other attempts on American presidents. Besides, there are far more effective ways for the president to "Lead" us into a greener future. (Maybe cutting back on those vacations that are half a planet worth of jet fuel away for one.)

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  22. I think it would be a bad idea for Tesla by Voyager529 · · Score: 2

    Now what DOES work well for Tesla is the blank check they'll get for making it. However, it will end up having a whole lot of redesign involved. Even if you tripled the battery pack's size, is it a linear gain for a vehicle that's somewhere around triple the weight of their existing models? Methinks not. The "in-flight refueling" truck situation has its own can of worms - you'd need a mobile charging unit capable of giving it enough juice to justify the trip in just a few minutes...I'm pretty sure that despite thirty years of work regarding power generation, we're still stuck with bolts of lightning and plutonium from Libyan nationalists to generate 1.21 gigawatts...neither of which are exactly 'portable', and all of THEM will have to be powered with something, so either you're simply offshoring the oil combustion, or "it's turtles all the way down".

    Meanwhile, you'd need not just one of these things, but a dozen - remember that Tesla would have to build the decoy units, too...which means you'd also need a dozen refueling trucks. If you ditch all of that, then you'll have a fairly short range you'll be able to go, which will defeat most of the purpose of getting the limo replaced.

    And after all of that...exactly what does that net Tesla? Are they looking to make alternatives to the Ford F150 or similar (justifying the work done on making a Tesla engine that can move that kind of weight)? Would it be a foot-in-door to get military contracts (justifying the R&D on an armored Tesla)? Could the charge-en-route tech be adapted for AAA tow trucks? ...Or would Uncle Sam simply pay for all the R&D because the tech needed for this project to work is so vastly different than Tesla's existing designs that monetizing them independently of the limo contract will prove impractical?

  23. American made? by PPH · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Buy a Mercedes off the Alabama production line.

    Oh, you meant corporate citizenship? F*ck the workers. Buy a GM from a Mexican line.

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  24. The flip side.. Can GM build it? by Pontiac · · Score: 2

    The 2009 Limo was built on the Medium duty Kodiac truck chassis.
    GM shut down the Medium truck division in 2009.

    What would they build it on?

    At 7 tons it's more than even the 3500 series truck is rated for.

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  25. Re:Not EMP resistant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're just spewing propaganda. Before WWII hemp was used to create bullet-proof clothing. Little known fact--President Theodore Roosevelt was actually shot point blank in Cuba, but survived because his suit was made of hemp. (His horse was also shot, but the bullet hit the hemp bridle, only knocking out a tooth. This is the origin of the phrase, "never look Theodore's horse in the mouth". But the horse smoked hemp for several years and the tooth grew back.)

    But the government didn't like the idea of citizens walking around nearly impervious to government force. This is one of many reasons Director Hoover helped push through anti-marijuana legislation.

    Hemp is also 30x more efficient than natural gas at producing electrical power. And--fact!--the reason cancer deaths have been going up is because, before WWII, marijuana was the most prescribed cancer medication.

    You SHEEPLE need to open your eyes!

  26. Re:Don't they have to fly that thing around? by Trepidity · · Score: 2

    "The Beast" exists mostly because of Kennedy and various other attempts on American presidents

    That's true, but there's some middle ground between riding completely open-air in a convertible, and riding around in a quasi-tank. All you need to stop JFK-style attacks is an enclosed vehicle that can stop bullets, like the Popemobile.

  27. Re: Don't they have to fly that thing around? by kenh · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There's a number of reasons why we don't have electric tanks, and those are the reasons the next 'Beast' will not be electric:

    Weight
    Time to recharge
    Life of charge
    Massive engine needed to move armored vehicle
    Massive batteries needed to power the massive engine

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  28. Not All Of the Magic Words by jdschulteis · · Score: 2

    and what if it was paid for by using bitcoin...
    now i think this post has all the magic words to make it a successful slashertisment.

    Not all of the magic words. "What if the next presidential limo was a 3D-printed Tesla paid for with bitcoin?" Now we're getting there.

  29. Re:Chief Minister of Gibraltar by RDW · · Score: 3, Funny

    It probably helps that (a) nobody wants to shoot him and (b) Gibraltar is small enough to drive the Tesla while it's still plugged into the mains.

  30. combustion engines: demonstrated unreliability by SuperBanana · · Score: 3

    Tesla can certainly bring it, but the internal combustion engine has over a century of demonstrated reliability.

    Keeping in mind that electric cars have been around longer than gasoline cars, and than electric motors are used in the powertrain of every modern locomotive in the united states (and are the prime movers for almost any industrial plant)...not really, actually.

    Car engines need a lot of maintenance due to all their sensors, electromechanical and mechanical valves, mazes of hoses and wiring (all of which has to deal with high temperatures), dependence on multiple fluid types (the fuel, the coolant, the lubricant) and need for so much cooling (gasoline engines waste 3/4 of their fuel on heat.) One of the reasons Tesla is getting away with not having dealers is that the cars are so much simpler drivetrain-wise. I imagine the only fluids that need changing are the brake fluid and probably the gearbox oil.

    An electric car for the presidential limo would be brilliant, particularly since it typically doesn't need to travel very far most of the time, and an electric vehicle provides massive torque for handling the heft of all that chassis and armor. Adapting an electric drivetrain, in part because of how simple it is and how flexible one can be with component locations, would actually make it far easier on the coach builder. Tesla already has a dual-motor AWD drivetrain, so they've definitely got the oomph (although I suspect the dual-motor drivetrain motors are individually smaller.)

  31. Re: Don't they have to fly that thing around? by The+Cat · · Score: 2, Funny

    You see kids, the internal combustion engine is the absolute pinnacle of automobile power technology.

    So put away your chemistry sets and your CAD applications. There's nowhere to go from here.

  32. Re: Don't they have to fly that thing around? by guruevi · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You got bigger problems then. Even actual tanks are disabled/destroyed by those. Heck, an armor penetrating bullet or bullets will do.

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  33. Re:Armor is too heavy by wagnerrp · · Score: 2

    The use of a true hybrid drive train (and not the nonsensical "serial hybrid") only makes sense in a tractor trailer because you need high sustained power output, and a hybrid helps keep weight and cost down by not requiring the use of an additional huge generator tied to the powerful engine. Hybrid race cars make sense for the same reason. Consumer vehicles have no such sustained power requirement, and thus do not make sense.

  34. Re:Don't they have to fly that thing around? by TheGavster · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As Truman famously said, The Buck Stops Here. The president is the head of the executive branch and the commander in chief of the armed forces. He absolutely has authority over his personal security. My opinion? Take a queue from the Queen and take public transit. Or from the Pope and walk. Even heads of states who have boots on the ground in Afghanistan fly commercial. Nothing supports a culture of fear more than a leader who doesn't have enough faith in his people to travel among them.

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  35. Re:Not EMP resistant by EngineeringStudent · · Score: 2

    Did you read your own article? Try page 113 where it says:
    "An EMP attack will certainly, immediately disable a portion of the 130 million cars and 90 million trucks in operation in the United States. Vehicles disabled while operating on the road can be expected to cause accidents. With modern traffic patterns, even a small number of disabled vehicles or accidents can cause debilitating traffic jams."

    What about page 115 with "The ultimate result of EMP expoure could be triggered crashes that damage many more vehicles than are damaged by eMP, the consequent loss of life, and multiple injuries.

    EMP has little to know impact on vehicles.

    http://www.empcommission.org/d...

    Stop, and I repeat STOP! getting you information form survivalist shows and movies. It's almost always wrong.

  36. Re:Convenience of gasoline by nobuddy · · Score: 2

    A small 220v diesel generator would top that puppy off quick. And seriously, how often does it go more than a few miles in a ceremonial trip?

  37. Re:Don't they have to fly that thing around? by nobuddy · · Score: 4, Informative

    One engine driving 2 wheels (maybe one- does the Beast have positrac?) through a transmission and axle
    vs
    4 motors each applyting power directly to each wheel working in concert to maximize traction and acceleration.

    I'll take option two if acceleration is needed.

  38. Re: Don't they have to fly that thing around? by Richy_T · · Score: 2

    Having the POTUS' ride carrying a rare, if not unique, flammability potential feels, arrogant.

    Perfect fit then.

  39. Re:Convenience of gasoline by TWX · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It may not go very far very often, but it absolutely must be capable of going far for those few times when it's essential. I wouldn't be surprised if there are contingency plans to use the current presidential limo to escape every major metro area that the President could find himself in, and the car itself is designed to survive antitank weapons.

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  40. Re:Armor is too heavy by Teancum · · Score: 2

    Wireless transmission of electricity works just fine. That is how radios work if you weren't aware of that feature, and how crystal radio sets get their power. Some rather innovative people living near high voltage power lines (the big stuff that carries electrical power from one major metro area to another) have even set up coils and "receivers" to tap into that power.... much to the bane of power companies who hunt those guys down and try to shut them down too (as they do draw power from the towers).

    The largest problem with wireless power distribution on a large scale is that it plays havoc with communications frequencies. You also get no free lunch with the idea as power still is required in order to transmit the electricity in the first place, often with a substantial loss in power. On the whole, physical distribution lines are much more effective and efficient, which is why I guess Tesla "failed".

  41. Re:Regenerative might be the winner by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I suppose a would-be assassin would take a random pot shot at the guy, but that speaks more to how that motorcade shouldn't be so obvious when it is passing through either.

    Perhaps it speaks more to being the head of an organization that is so reviled. Jefferson made note of the huge lines of people who would come to his office to complain about this or that. He only detested the ones who came seeking political appointments. I never read about anybody taking so much as a swing at him in his office.

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  42. Re:Regenerative might be the winner by FuegoFuerte · · Score: 2

    A lot of towns/cities will stop traffic for things like very large pre-organized motorcycle rides, convoys, funeral processions, and the like. Just because you're not as special as the president doesn't mean he's being treated quite like a king. Stop and Go traffic is for individuals, while police escorts and blocked traffic are for large convoys, and the POTUS happens to travel in a large convoy.

  43. Re: Don't they have to fly that thing around? by TheLink · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yeah pure battery won't work well. Hybrid+battery/capacitor would be better. Electric motor tech is fine for heavy stuff - diesel electric locomotives are really heavy.

    Depending on the engine/turbine you could even have multi-fuel support - gas, petrol diesel, vegetable oil. This gives you more options in crisis scenarios.

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  44. Re: Don't they have to fly that thing around? by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 2

    Why does the next beast have to be a beast? Why can't the POTUS just drive around in a regular car like everyone else? Assassination? Fuck him he'll be replaced easily, that is the strength of the democracy. I say give the next POTUS a standard Tesla S and get over the crazy security theatre that treats the President like a king. He (she one day) is supposed to be a public servant not a rock star. It's time to start acting like a servant and less like a deity.

  45. Re:Emergency Scenario by swb · · Score: 2

    While I'm sure there are contingency plans associated with being cut off from Air Force One and the need to travel to some rendezvous point to get choppered out, my guess is that the security protocol and planning is designed to prevent that very scenario.

    The President doesn't just fly in solo on Air Force 1 -- often they send a second 747 as a backup along with a varying number of C-17s or C-5s with support vehicles and over a hundred Secret Service agents. On a Clinton trip to Africa, the air force ran 24 hour fighter missions overhead and the Navy kept a medical ship offshore.

    I'm sure the goal is to both secure the plane, secure the route back to the plane and never leave the President cut off, up to the ability to conduct immediate air strikes to insure he can return to the plane.

    There may be operational reliability or contingency issues which would limit an electric car overseas, but I think in DC it wouldn't be an unrealistic option.