Homeopathic Remedies Recalled For Containing Real Medicine
ananyo (2519492) writes "The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has recalled homeopathic remedies made by a company called Terra-Medica because they may contain actual medicine — possibly penicillin or derivatives of the antibiotic." Diluted enough times with pure water, though, maybe these traces would be even more powerful.
I think many people are going to miss the sarcasm in the summary.
Even though it's been diluted to the point where just about every single molecule has been replaced, it can somehow remember all the good stuff it used to contain.
And yet, for some strange reason, it doesn't remember the fact that it used to contain bovine fecal matter and all sorts of other bad stuff.
That's the bit I find curious, although maybe that's where the bovine fecal matter shines through :-)
The subject line quite literally had me laughing out loud.
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I'm not sure that the FDA recalling a Homeopathic "remedy" that claims to hold no antibiotics which actually does due to the manufacturing process, and could kill people who are allergic to penicillin is really a technical article that "nerds" would be all that interested in.
Well other than the numerous chuckles at 'homeopathy' :shrug:
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this comment has been diluted 100,000 times to be politically correct.
if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
Diluted humor is funnier to those who actually get it.
At least it would have been if all of the other posts before this one had been diluted enough.
I believe "contains actual medicine" could be said of tap water.
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by those who were using this quack remedy?
I can almost hear the screams of terror when the news was announced:
"WHAT?! There's REAL medicine in this? Holy shit, that stuff will kill me!"
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Shouldn't sea water be considered a wonder drug in homeopathy, because everything eventually makes its way into the ocean and gets ultra-diluted.
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It's about damn time something was done to fix this homeopathic mess. Read the Wikipedia article on Homeopathy for a moment. The thing that struck me about it is not the "diluting makes it stronger" part. Everybody knows that. What struck me is that "homeopathic remedies" are basically always prescription-only.
Why do we allow non-prescription drugs to bypass FDA inspection because they are labelled "homeopathic"? I mean, truly homeopathic drugs should not be any cause for concern, but then they should also only be taken by prescription. What we have instead is a menagerie of sham drugs claiming to be "homeopathic" to avoid drug testing. Nothing 1x or 2x diluted should ever seriously be sold as "homeopathic".
It's about damn time to get rid of the special treatment altogether. Slapping a "homeopathic" label on a drug must not be enough to excuse it from proper testing. I could understand it it was diluted 10x, but then that only applies to the "active ingredient". What we have here is a drug with an "inactive ingredient" that happens to be penicillin (whether it was intentionally added or not - and excuse me, but what part of diluting a homeopathic drug involves "fermentation"?).
Alternative medicine is one thing, but it's something else if the producers themselves mix the product with real medicine because they think it is actually snake oil.
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Diluted enough times with pure water, though, maybe these traces would be even more powerful.
According to the homeopathic principle, its efficacy would be directed at ailments caused by penicillin.
Lemon curry???
They were recalled for saying "no antibiotics" on the package but having measurable amounts of them in the product.
In my dream world, this should have been a joint effort by the FDA and the Federal Trade Commission.
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An ancient quote from Opiate-Want Medici: "If you dilute me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
God no, are those idiots working to destroying antibiotic resistance with their idiotic disproven psuedoscience acting as a bacterial training program! That is scary in a "monkeys with nuclear handgrenades" sense.
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This happens all the time, some quack alt "medicine" is recalled because it actually contains a known effective drug. Most often it is "herbal" dick pills that contain the active ingredient in traditional ED medications.
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I got marked troll last time I said this, but it is true.
Several of my local pharmacies have "homeopathic cures" sections.
A pretty clear violation of ethics, I would think.
The fact that an inert placebo product is being contaminated by some random active pharmaceutical is funny, true, but contamination is contamination. A consumer product is contaminated with something it is not supposed to have; and low levels of antibiotic are actively harmful, not helpful. Since a safe product is rendered measurably unsafe, it is good that this was caught. Drug manufacturers regularly demonstrate that without monitoring and regulation bad products will enter the marketplace.
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I think the article is making a slight mistake here. Yes, idiots make dilluted homeopathic bullshit with like 1 molecule of snake venom maybe on average or whatever. But technically Zicam is classified as homeopathic and that's scientifically proven in multiple lab tests to stop a cold by preventing viruses from attaching to cell walls. It actually contains zinc and says it contains zinc too. So technically "homeopathic" doesn't necessarily mean it's that 14th century alchemist watered down magic bullshit, it just means it could be.
I don't really believe these "remedies" work, but as someone who is very allergic to penicillin, HOLY SHIT!
...because sea water is actually 95% fish pee. And that's just gross.
What would be funny is if the product was working so well that they decided it just 'had' to have real antibiotics in it!
I constantly wonder why people think 'science' driven pharmaceuticals are such wonder drugs. With percentages above placebo dropping, the enormous costs, and the constant discovery of undesirable side-effects. FFS the drug commercials are already >50% side effect lists and the amount of commercials for class action lawsuits for side-effects almost outweigh the drugs!
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I have invented a homeopathic work-around for the concerned.
I have just discovered a way to dilute the diluted water itself! Placing the homeopathic pure water solution into a crystal goblet near a west facing window during the week prior to and/or following the summer solstice will dilute the water with pure sunlight!
Soon one will notice that the water itself has been completely diluted and is filled with the radioactive echo of the quantum entangled liquid. Be warned: You must drink the entire cup of sunlight energy & air diluted liquid; Resist the urge to take a small sip or else the dosage dilution in your body will be so powerful you may overdose on the potent hot air.
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What's the homeopathic cure for dehydration?
There was a university Professor who considered ddt and other poisons to be harmless to humans. He would drink a small quantity in a plastic cup in front of his first class every year. He died in his 60s or 70s - of liver ( or was it pancreatic?) cancer.
The best way to prove homeopathy doesn't work is to take something diluted 'beyond effectiveness' that would otherwise really do serious harm to the 'taker'.
That said, acupuncture has absolutely no effect either. Specially topic electro-stim 'acupuncture'. Abdominal surgery anesthesia notwithstanding.
My constant reminder how diluted and deluded must somehow belong together.
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What I find more confusing is that I know of at least two products labelled "homeopathic" that actually work because they contain real medicine at resonable concentrations ("2x HPUS", or even "1xHPUS"). ZICAM contains zinc glycine glucconate, which had been proven in double-blind clinical trials to reduce the severity and length of a common cold (and I can attest to this from personal experience), and Arnica gel, which contains a powerful anti-inflammatory extracted from a plant. Another product that I know from personal experience that actually works pretty damn well.
Can someone explain to me why the FDA thinks is OK to label real medicine "homeopathic"? And why would a company chose to label real medicine "homeopathic", when it's likely to put off people who know that homeopathy is bunk?
Maybe it was an experiment on an anti-placebo effect. Give people a real drug but tell them it will only work if you really, really believe it will.
Then see if it fails at the same rate as most medicines and remedies do regardless of provenance.
What I find more confusing is that I know of at least two products labelled "homeopathic" that actually work because they contain real medicine at resonable concentrations . . . and Arnica gel, which contains a powerful anti-inflammatory extracted from a plant. Another product that I know from personal experience that actually works pretty damn well.
What I find difficult is why do some people feel the need for the FDA to "control" items which are actually effective, simply because they are effective? Not everything is dangerous, even if it does have some effect. I can think of several things which are effective, yet safe, herbal remedies.
Ginger is good for settling the stomache. Motion sickness, and ginger's effect, was (non-scientifically) covered on a Mythbusters episode. I grew up in Michigan, where we drank Vernor's Ginger Ale when sick-to-vomiting. There were times that it was the only thing I could keep down.
Some of our best medicines are plant derived. Statins are naturally present in a particular strain of rice. There was a grain seller who was sued and forced to stop selling that particular type of rice because it violated the patent on Statins, even though the rice pre-existed the drug. At least I think it was a patent issue, could have been FDA related, either way they were forced to stop selling it. (gee, one would think that there would be prior-art there.)
For other items the FDA makes the manufacturer stop because the FDA determines that the effect isn't strong enough. My wife has mild psoriasis. One item which was effective for her was Tegrin ointment, which was either coal or pine tar based. The FDA did some studies and found that they could not show a statistically provable effect, so they forced all of the coal/pine tar (which ever it was) products off the market. There may be different types of psoriasis for all I know, and maybe it isn't effective for all of them, but it did help my wife. Yes, there are steroidal cremes which are potentially more effective, but they also have side effects on the areas treated with them, whereas the ___tar didn't. Recently, there are even "better" treatments advertised on TV, but if you listen to the small print (fast talker at the end of the commercial), they have potentially even worse side-effects, and are only advertised to fairly severe cases because of it. Regardless, a mild treatment which worked for my wife's mild case was removed from the market.
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