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  1. Re: Spillway was damaged with a bomb, wake up peo on US National Weather Service Suffered 'Catastrophic' Outage; Website Stopped Sending Forecasts, Warnings (miamiherald.com) · · Score: 1

    Okay. Now THAT's funny!

  2. Turing Test on Programmer Develops Phone Bot To Target Windows Support Scammers (onthewire.io) · · Score: 3, Funny

    This will discover if the telemarketers are really intelligent and self-aware.

  3. It needs a voice channel on U.S. Proposes Car-To-Car Data Sharing Standards (networkworld.com) · · Score: 1

    So drivers can cuss each other out instead of just using hand signals.

  4. Re:Reads Like An Ad on 'Star In a Jar' Fusion Reactor Works, Promises Infinite Energy (space.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    "fusion is unlikely to ever see the light of day."

    Was that a pun?

  5. Stay away from Optimus on Ask Slashdot: What's the Best Linux Laptop? · · Score: 1

    Avoid systems with dual Intel/Nvidia graphics. Support for that combination is not fully there yet and while it works, the Nvidia card subjects you to bad video tearing.

  6. Easily Solved on Commercial-Mining Drones Keep Getting Attacked By Eagles (abc.net.au) · · Score: 1

    We just need Gandalf to whisper a few words to a moth and the eagles will go away.

  7. Re: Hardly news.. on New Ransomware Poses As A Windows Update (hothardware.com) · · Score: 1
    Yes, but I came here for an argument!!

    OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse!

  8. I guess we've answered the question on The NSA Leak Is Real, Snowden Documents Confirm (theintercept.com) · · Score: 1
    Q: Who watches the watchers?

    A: The hackers do.

  9. Re:Is Kim Jong Un a Leonard Wibberly fan? on North Korea Hopes To Plant Flag On The Moon Within 10 Years (ap.org) · · Score: 1

    I was just thinking the same thing. Wonder why you got voted down.

  10. I'm not sure I want a browser that streams cheesy movies and I can't control when they begin or end.

  11. Re:Not impressed... Yet on Windows 10 Insider Preview Build 14361 Released (betanews.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wake me up when Windows 10 Ultimate Final Gold Infinity comes out

    Wake me up when it's safe to turn updates back on for Windows 7.

  12. To All Employees on France's After Work Email Ban Is 1 Step Closer To Reality (huffingtonpost.ca) · · Score: 1

    Due to anticipated imminent terrorist attacks, all employees are urged to stay home until further notice.

  13. The Hugos have become part of the ideology wars on 2016 Hugo Awards Shortlist Dominated By Rightwing Campaign (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Are the Nebulas still good to go by?

  14. Re:I haven't on Slashdot Asks: Have You Experienced Ageism? (observer.com) · · Score: 1

    I'd be happy if AMD could just make a decent profit. Competition in x86 processors is a good thing for the consumer.

  15. Now get off your butt on James Cameron Announces Four Sequels to 'Avatar' (egyptindependent.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And release the blu ray versions of True Lies and The Abyss.

  16. Re:Setting the bar a bit low on EU Unveils Plan To Force Facebook, Google and Amazon To Pay Their Fair Share of Tax (independent.co.uk) · · Score: 4, Funny

    And then there's that whole "gravity" scam.

  17. Upcoming increase in drowning cases on Internet Mapping Glitch Turned a Random Kansas Farm Into a Digital Hell (fusion.net) · · Score: 1

    Now that I've made MaxMind aware of the consequences of the default locations it's chosen, Mather says they're going to change them. They are picking new default locations for the U.S. and Ashburn, Virginia that are in the middle of bodies of water, rather than people's homes.

  18. The project failed on VR Tested by NFL To Confront Sexism and Racism (usatoday.com) · · Score: 1

    When the players thought it was a dating Sim.

  19. Wait. Politicians LIE to get elected!???

  20. Is it, uh.... on Man Builds 'Scarlett Johansson' Robot From Scratch (mirror.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    "anatomically correct"?

  21. Re:I could care less on Study Says People Who Continually Point Out Typos Are 'Jerks' · · Score: 1

    I do tend to view people who don't understand blatant humor or sarcasm as dumber.

  22. They always overlook half of the equation on California's $15-an-Hour Minimum Wage May Spur Automation (computerworld.com) · · Score: 1

    Your employees are everybody's customers. How many people who make minimum wage can afford to eat out very often? If your wage cost goes up, but your number of customer visits also goes up, you may not necessarily come out ahead, but you won't be as far behind as predicted.

  23. I could care less on Study Says People Who Continually Point Out Typos Are 'Jerks' · · Score: 2

    People can makes all the grammatical errors they wants. There not going to loose my respect

  24. It is rumored on Microsoft's 'Teen Girl' AI Experiment Becomes a 'Neo-Nazi Sex Robot' · · Score: 1

    That the bot was secretly tested by having it post on Slashdot for the last several months.