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NSA Confirms It Has Been Searching US Citizens' Data Without a Warrant

Charliemopps writes: "According to Director of National Intelligence, James Clapper, 'There have been queries, using U.S. person identifiers, of communications lawfully acquired to obtain foreign intelligence targeting non-U.S. persons reasonably believed to be located outside the United States. These queries were performed pursuant to minimization procedures approved by the Fisa court and consistent with the statute and the fourth amendment.' Basically, if you communicated with someone that is 'reasonably believed' to be a terrorist, you've lost constitutional protection against searches without a warrant, according to the NSA."

274 comments

  1. April Fools? by QilessQi · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I'm guessing.... no.

    1. Re:April Fools? by HeckRuler · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A little depressing, but it's getting hard to tell.

    2. Re:April Fools? by lgw · · Score: 2

      Well, up to this story it was hard to tell. This one is so obviously true is breaks the pattern. How sad is that?

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    3. Re:April Fools? by HermMunster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Whether they are joking or not, regardless of their claims, the activity of the NSA is a violation of the constitution. It matters not what the FISA court says or what they believe it should be. It is a civil rights violation and they have been breaking the law. Without a warrant any collection of data is a violation of the 4th amendment. The purpose behind the 4th amendment was to stop general warrants, of which, the NSA activities qualify.

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    4. Re:April Fools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure an AC will show up sooner or later and make the same comments that others have debunked in numerous other articles (That it's all constitutional, and that judges are always right in their interpretations of the constitution.).

    5. Re:April Fools? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      But if a court says it is okay, then it must be okay. After all, men in black robes are smarter than the rest of us!

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    6. Re:April Fools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      James Clapper and Keith Alexander belong behind bars.

    7. Re:April Fools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe this is the letter mentioned in the article:
      http://apps.washingtonpost.com/g/documents/world/letter-to-sen-ron-wyden-from-dni-james-clapper/910/

    8. Re:April Fools? by fustakrakich · · Score: 2

      You think their replacements will be any different?

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    9. Re:April Fools? by billstewart · · Score: 1

      If it's too far-fetched to be from The Onion, it must be a real headline. Because comedy is supposed to make sense.

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    10. Re:April Fools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If we started putting these people behind bars when they break the law? Yes, eventually the replacements would get the hint.

    11. Re:April Fools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And since it is a crime, they should be arrested. The actions should cease and desist, and persons should be taken into custody. Their tools of crime confiscated as evidence. How is this not happening. Everyday should be a greater personal crime against those responsible.... not tax payers, but the criminal element running these programs should be facing crimes against humanity.

    12. Re:April Fools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Right, just like police brutality stopped when we arrested the first guy to do it..

      The problem is that the culture inside law enforcement is that these guys see themselves as the avenging angels of justice, fully entitled to break the law in pursuit of capturing criminals. And it's no wonder, when you look at American films and television. It's always some lone cop, on a vigilante mission to kill the bad guys, above the law. It's a fantasy that has been so ingrained in our culture at this point, that from when these guys are little kids to when they join the force they are already programmed to fail. They're like mindless machines at that point -- they don't even see what is wrong with it...

    13. Re:April Fools? by amiga3D · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well maybe if we arrested them then beat them and water boarded them repeatedly, maybe that might get the point across?

    14. Re:April Fools? by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Good, you have accepted that. Now what, O citizen, are you going to do about it?

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    15. Re:April Fools? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      Haven't you heard? We reinterpret the Constitution now to mean whatever we want it to mean. Can't let the founding fathers get in the way of freedom.

    16. Re:April Fools? by ThatAblaze · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Slasdot's biggest april's fools joke this year: No april's fools jokes! All of the news is unbelievable!

    17. Re:April Fools? by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Well, it seems you have to vote for somebody who will appoint an Attorney General who will do just that. In which case you've already solved the problem, and a few others...

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    18. Re:April Fools? by bigfoottoo · · Score: 1

      Trogre, you have asked the right question, "Now what, O citizen, are you going to do about it?" The best answer I can see is this: we techheads need to work towards end-to-end encryption in every project we touch. This includes phone conversations. Let the NSA eat static.

    19. Re:April Fools? by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2

      And plus, they were doing it to protect us from [spooky voice]TEEERRROOORRRIIISSSTTTSSS[/spooky voice]. Everything is ok so long as you are doing it to fight [spooky voice]TEEERRROOORRRIIISSSTTTSSS[/spooky voice], right?

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    20. Re:April Fools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Let the NSA eat static.

      I like when quoting Khan is done for good instead of evil. :-)

    21. Re:April Fools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes I certainly hope so.... can I hope to get on this jury.

    22. Re:April Fools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? Your answer to government agencies totally ignoring the constitution is a 'technological solution'? (or attempted one). Don't you get that the egregious part isn't that there is technology to enable this or more to combat it but that the government, it's agencies, judges etc. made up of citizens with the same rights as you are 'interpreting' that constitution entirely differently than what the written word actually says!

      Have you never heard the saying 'the first against the wall when the revolution came'?...revolution doesn't have to be armed but it does have to be concerted and driven by common civilian concerns...the fact that all of this is not causing any kind of concerted uproar from the citizens should also be a major concern...

    23. Re:April Fools? by khallow · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here they are trying to be transparent

      No, they aren't. They only admit what gets revealed.

    24. Re:April Fools? by Mashiki · · Score: 2

      I think they're trying really hard not to piss anyone off after the beta fiasco.

      Well anyway, it sounds to me that the only solution to fix the letter agencies is to fire everyone, and not hire anyone that has any primary, secondary, or up to 4th degree connection to them for a period of no less than 10 years.

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    25. Re:April Fools? by purpledinoz · · Score: 1

      The constitution has become merely a historical document. When there's no one to enforce it, it's essentially useless.

    26. Re:April Fools? by Chrontius · · Score: 1

      Everyone has a different role. The tech-heads, hackers and code monkeys turn out the lights on everything, and the community organizers, rabble-rousers and the politically inclined makes trouble and pisses people off with rallies, publicity campaigns, grassroots social media campaigns, and crowdfunding primary challengers to anyone who doesn't wash their hands of this like yesterday.

      And while I discourage actual violence, I feel the need to point out that so do the gun-nuts and paranoid survivalists - by raising the cost of a brute-force approach beyond the point of impracticality, they serve as a backstop to the morals of anyone who might actually be tempted to attempt a coup.

    27. Re:April Fools? by erikkemperman · · Score: 2, Informative

      And it's no wonder, when you look at American films and television. It's always some lone cop, on a vigilante mission to kill the bad guys, above the law. It's a fantasy that has been so ingrained in our culture at this point, that from when these guys are little kids to when they join the force they are already programmed to fail.

      That actually works both ways. There is so much entertainment which involves terrorists and serial killers -- it's probably fair to say that the number of fictional serial killers exceeds reality by now. Which might cause the public, and possibly even some of the law enforcers who really should know better, to grossly overestimate the actual danger they're in from day to day. And overreact accordingly when something does happen.

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    28. Re:April Fools? by erikkemperman · · Score: 1

      How about peer pressure? Assuming that they're not entirely brainwashed, many of the folks working at NSA are probably a lot like us. Some of them likely even frequent /. for reasons other than subverting the discussion or serving up fake versions of it to selected members.

      Not cool, guys, decidedly uncool even. Surely you can find a job which doesn't involve trampling on the Constitution.

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    29. Re:April Fools? by cffrost · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And plus, they were doing it to protect us from [spooky voice]TEEERRROOORRRIIISSSTTTSSS[/spooky voice]. Everything is ok so long as you are doing it to fight [spooky voice]TEEERRROOORRRIIISSSTTTSSS[/spooky voice], right?

      My only fear with regard to "terrorism" — excluding the conversion of my country into a totalitarian police/surveillance state (as I consider this to be a realization rather than a fear) — manifests itself along the lines of: "I hope that steroid-fueled, combat-ready, bored cop over there doesn't think up an excuse to harass/question/search/detain/arrest/chem-spray/electrocute/beat/pop me, as he's all jacked-up to 'fight terror,' and there aren't any terrorists around to be fought (but I am), and I'm nine times more likely to be killed by a cop than killed by one of the elusive boogeymen the government seems to want me to fear."

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    30. Re:April Fools? by Feyshtey · · Score: 2

      How about if we fire them and put them in jail, and just not hire any replacements, period.

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    31. Re:April Fools? by Feyshtey · · Score: 1

      We should probably just give up and allow a totalitarian regime to consolidate more power and make the checks and balances of "co-equal" branches of government irrelevant.

      Wait...
      Shit.

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    32. Re:April Fools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... men in black robes...

      Darth Vader?

    33. Re:April Fools? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Citizen? I'm a consumer.

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    34. Re:April Fools? by MobSwatter · · Score: 1

      All of this is product of a compromised election process. The CIA is known for their responsibility of doing the dirty work and I can see the terms used to be 'just get it done', the NSA is responsible for signal intelligence and can see the same terms used again, 'just get it done'. Both were forbidden constitutionally from conducting operations on US soil and against US citizens as they are branched from DOD. When you have people in office that are not representing the people, these things will be abused by method of order and they will be held accountable if they do not comply. The constitution or supreme law of the land as well as the law that governed the government was for a long time the line between the US being a respected nation or a monster. We've seen the monster part for a while now, so have the powers that compromised the election process. If we fail to recognize it for what it truly meant to all of us as a nation we will plunge further into darkness beyond the financial industry just holding off the fall until it is a problem of someone else. The constitution does not need to be amended, just respected. The election process can certainly stand to be changed.

    35. Re:April Fools? by MrNaz · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a free and just society to me.

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    36. Re:April Fools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, there's a reason I post anonymously. I work for NSA. But I'm so ashamed, I tell everyone I pimp 8 year old boys to Asian sailors at the port. It's less embarrassing.

    37. Re:April Fools? by Gallomimia · · Score: 1

      I clicked on this article because it sounded like an April Fool's joke because the NSA would never admit to this, would they?

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    38. Re:April Fools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it is mostly just propaganda... sounds like china. If they are abusing their positions then I guess they have gone to cleveland steamer defcon.. deuce n no truce

    39. Re:April Fools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, its all about bitches n rims.

    40. Re:April Fools? by MPAndonee · · Score: 1

      If we started putting these people behind bars when they break the law? Yes, eventually the replacements would get the hint.

      How about if we OUTLAW the behavior? Would that stop it?

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    41. Re:April Fools? by Mashiki · · Score: 2

      How about if we fire them and put them in jail, and just not hire any replacements, period.

      The problem is, you need intelligence agencies. You need to protect yourself from enemies foreign and domestic. You need to be able to be able to spy on other governments to find out their ulterior motives, and you need to be able to conduct covert operations instead of engaging in full out wars. I'm not saying it's perfect, but it's sure a lot better than what we had before the agencies existed. But they've expanded beyond their scope and purpose.

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    42. Re:April Fools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but it's sure a lot better than what we had before the agencies existed.

      Absolute 100% bullshit. We're supposed to be "the land of the free and the home of the brave." Such a country would rather have freedom than safety. There is no such dichotomy, but if there were, I would choose freedom every single time.

    43. Re:April Fools? by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Absolute 100% bullshit. We're supposed to be "the land of the free and the home of the brave." Such a country would rather have freedom than safety. There is no such dichotomy, but if there were, I would choose freedom every single time.

      And how is that price of freedom paid? I'll wait for your answer, which will most likely never come.

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    44. Re:April Fools? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      That actually works both ways. There is so much entertainment which involves terrorists and serial killers -- it's probably fair to say that the number of fictional serial killers exceeds reality by now. Which might cause the public, and possibly even some of the law enforcers who really should know better, to grossly overestimate the actual danger they're in from day to day. And overreact accordingly when something does happen.

      Even worse, news. The rarer an event is, the more coverage it gets, which distorts our perception of the probability of those sorts of events.

      A headline you will never see: "93 people were killed in car accidents today." (And yes, per Wikipedia, that actually is the per-day average for 2012 in the US.)

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    45. Re:April Fools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhh, the real world isn't like movies. Try going outside some time.

    46. Re:April Fools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There will be another civil war in the USA within my lifetime, of that I have no doubt.

    47. Re:April Fools? by Feyshtey · · Score: 1

      That's why the CIA (foreign) and FBI (domestic) exist. There's little justification for additional agencies like the NSA and DHS, let alone secret FISA courts, and black budgets.

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    48. Re:April Fools? by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      you need intelligence agencies.

      That's reasonable.

      You need to protect yourself from enemies foreign and domestic.

      Well, sure, but that's what the army and police are for. That's a really big umbrella that intelligence agencies happen to fall under.

      You need to be able to be able to spy on other governments to find out their ulterior motives,

      What? No, not really. First off, it's illegal. A dickish move that would turn those "other governments" into enemies rather than allies. Second, not everyone has ulterior motives. Third, you can usually figure out a nation's motives by plain old research. No need for spying. Lastly, there's a long history of spy networks being subverted and feeding false information up the chain. The spies can hurt your intelligence capabilities.

      and you need to be able to conduct covert operations instead of engaging in full out wars.

      So it's one or the other eh? No actually, how about we don't do either?
      Covert missions aren't all that bad. It's the clandestine missions that are just plain wrong. It's an open secret that the CIA routinely breaks laws. Murder, assasinations, drug trade, blackmail, and... shit dude, have you looked at their influence with the Contras? a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Qaeda#Alleged_CIA_involvement">Afghanistan mujhideen? They trained a bunch of people how to be terrorists, funded them, and armed them.

      Intelligence agencies are important, but they can get the job done without doing this sort of shit.
      And if they can't? Those aren't the sort of jobs our nation should be doing.

    49. Re:April Fools? by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      It already IS outlawed. Lying to congress is illegal. Really illegal. The sort of illegal that rich and famous people get thrown in jail for because they're breaking a law that pisses off other rich and famous people.

      And yet Clapper isn't in jail yet.

      While some people are trying. It doesn't look like it's going to happen. It doesn't even look like he's going to get fired.

      So I'm going to have to go with "No, that won't stop it".

  2. OK, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ... what is their definition of a terrorist?

    1. Re:OK, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ... what is their definition of a terrorist?

      If you are being suspected that makes you a terrorist. With this definition everything works out.

    2. Re:OK, but... by Moheeheeko · · Score: 4, Insightful

      anybody who gives 2 shits about their civil liberties.

    3. Re:OK, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Anyone who doesn't have a security clearance.

    4. Re:OK, but... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Depends on his target...

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    5. Re:OK, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm betting 'reasonably believed' includes anyone connected to or employed by any government or their contractors, anyone working for a large organization in competition with US corporations and anyone who disagrees with any Us policy and doesn't drink the US Government kool-aid.

    6. Re:OK, but... by k6mfw · · Score: 1

      a human being. so far other animals not considered yet.

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    7. Re:OK, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      George Washington.

    8. Re:OK, but... by manu0601 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Anyone that disagrees with power. Americans fighting UK army for independance would probably be called terrorists by today's standard.

    9. Re:OK, but... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2

      Terrorists are known to breathe air. Therefore, anyone who breathes air is a potential terrorist and needs to be under surveillance.

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    10. Re:OK, but... by QRDeNameland · · Score: 1

      ... what is their definition of a terrorist?

      My guess? Anyone who "communicated with someone that is 'reasonably believed' to be a terrorist." Add your six degrees of separation, and presto, that's everyone.

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    11. Re:OK, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would suspect anyone that stalks individual (or masses). Uses illegal means for information. Uses cracking (blackhat methods) for gain of knowledge without disclosure. Disobeys court orders. Uses racial profiling. Has secret lists.... deals in illegal trades and practices. Circumvents DCMA, relies on patriot act in anyway shape or form, and fights in anyway shape or form the constitution.

    12. Re:OK, but... by Trogre · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're missing the point.

      The GP is not calling them terrorists. He is saying that the current "authorities" would label them as terrorists if they tried something like that today and use that as an excuse to vanquish them. Nobody thinks they they are actually like Bin Laden and his evil (well, deceived) minions.

      And I find it incredibly naive if you think that someone trying to start a revolution in the USA today would be labelled as anything else.

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    13. Re:OK, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually they used extraordinary means to kill many British soldiers, had little regard for the current rules of war, and would be classed as terrorists today for such actions.
      You must know your history and are just being purposefully naive.

    14. Re:OK, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're called "extremists" in the tolerance guide for Airforce students [1]:
      "In U.S. history, there are many examples of extremist ideologies and movements. The colonists who sought to free themselves from British rule and the Confederate states who sought to secede from the Northern states are just
      two examples."

      It's also noteworthy that they define an extremist as "A person who advocates the use of force or violence; advocates supremacist causes based on race, ethnicity, religion, gender, or national origin; or otherwise engages to illegally deprive individuals or groups of their civil rights" and extremism as "actions or ideologies of individuals or groups who take a political idea to its limits, regardless of unfortunate repercussions, and show intolerance toward all views other than their own".

      [1] http://www.judicialwatch.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/2161-docs.pdf?V=1

    15. Re:OK, but... by Number42 · · Score: 1

      Look, I'm innocent! *turns red* I'm totally not a terrist! *turns blue* Don't... tap... my... phone... *turns purple* *GASP!* *sharp intake of breath* Fine, fine, I admit it, I'm a terrist, I conspired against the government to impose my extremist views of air-breathing upon the glorious nation that is the USA! Please spare my family!

    16. Re:OK, but... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Nope! Nice try, though. They had a uniformed army and faced the British in set-piece battles. They didn't blow up schools and churches and all the other hallmarks of terrorist orgs.

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    17. Re:OK, but... by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      They were revolutionaries, or rebels to the British crown, not terrorists. I will also add that assertion that pops up from time to time is tediously stupid. Really, you can't think of any differences between the social-political order that America's Founding Fathers intended to establish compared to the minions of Bin Laden? Really?

      One group wants foreigners out of their country to govern in the way they see fit, the others have been dead a couple hundred years? Look. One mans terrorist is another mans freedom fighter. It's all a question of perspective.

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    18. Re:OK, but... by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Terrorists are known to breathe air. Therefore, anyone who breathes air is a potential terrorist and needs to be under surveillance.

      Most terrorist acts, and indeed crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread. Anyone buying bread is therefore worthy of further investigation.

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    19. Re:OK, but... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Most terrorist acts, and indeed crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread. Anyone buying bread is therefore worthy of further investigation.

      Finally, a bright side to eating matzoh and not bread on Passover! I'm not a suspect for a eight days!

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    20. Re:OK, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am reminded of the TROOPS fan film -- a Star Wars parody of COPS: "All suspects are guilty. Period. Otherwise, they wouldn't be suspects, would they?"

    21. Re:OK, but... by Feyshtey · · Score: 1
      They are labeled as terrorists today.
      From the article "Ugly to compare tea party with terrorists"
      http://www.cnn.com/2011/OPINIO...

      The opening paragraph of the article :

      The cycle of incitement continued this week as Democrats frustrated with the debt-ceiling deal equated the tea party with terrorists, just weeks before the 10th anniversary of 9/11.

      But that's from one of those whacko conservative blogs.
      Oh, wait. It's from CNN.

      Sadly all these people are hoping for in their "revolution" is the enforcement of the existing Constitution.

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    22. Re:OK, but... by davester666 · · Score: 1

      This works for the US gov't. Most of us are descendents of actual terrorists, therefore we are legitimate targets of interest.

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    23. Re:OK, but... by manu0601 · · Score: 1

      It's all a question of perspective.

      I would say it is a question of territory: it is not the same thing to blow up an invader in your own country, and or in the invader's country.

      It is also a question of nationality: it is not the same thing to blow up an invader and to blow your fellow nationals

  3. "Terrorist" is the new "witch." by gatkinso · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not sure where that leaves "communist."

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    1. Re:"Terrorist" is the new "witch." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Communist, capitalist, it doesn't matter so long as the boot of oppression is on the livestock's necks

    2. Re:"Terrorist" is the new "witch." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it'll take some pressure off the previous "witches": sex offenders and drug lords.

    3. Re:"Terrorist" is the new "witch." by click2005 · · Score: 1

      You forgot filesharers.. they tend to get lumped in together. Copyright infringement must be a gateway 'witch' or something.

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    4. Re:"Terrorist" is the new "witch." by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      Pedaphiles: looked down upon by terrorists, communists, witches, drug lords, and file sharers the world over.

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    5. Re:"Terrorist" is the new "witch." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Behind. I was just talking to my friend Ahmed last week and yesterday morning I wake up with swollen and slightly aching rectum. I wasn't sure what was going on so I showed it to a proctologist. She found a tattooed "Approved by The NSA" stamp from my gastrointestinal tract to my amazement. The protologist recommended that I visit the a local alternative lifestyle community as I had now been cleared by the government.

      I called Ahmed about it and we had a laugh. We agreed to visit the community as a joke. The place was quite nice and people helpful. My rectal discomfort simply vanished by the magic of one their community steam rooms, built right at the forest floor in a pit. I inhaled some weed, involuntary I might add, and then met my friend who had followed the community agricultural fest and traded in some manual labor for an earthly colored, handmade mat which he intended to use as a prayer mat. Sun was shining and all was well.

      When we returned from the trip, I though I spotted a black car parked outside of my friends home. I moved on to drive to my home and got this strange feeling somebody was following me. After getting a good night sleep I woke up this morning, only discover my rectum once again swollen and slightly aching. Oh shit, I though, and dialed my favorite proctologist. The tattoo had a "Dis-" prefix added in the front of the word "Approved." I got the picture, had a recipe and as I was exiting the doctors office, I saw who was sitting in the waiting room. My friend Ahmed.

    6. Re:"Terrorist" is the new "witch." by mrmeval · · Score: 1

      Most of them were buried, burned or otherwise rendered non-corporeal by Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Mao Zedong, Ho Chi Minh, etc, etc, etc

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    7. Re:"Terrorist" is the new "witch." by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      Not sure where that leaves "communist."

      With the hippies, in the commune.

    8. Re:"Terrorist" is the new "witch." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The poor commies are being ignored. Won't someone think of the commies? :p

    9. Re:"Terrorist" is the new "witch." by Number42 · · Score: 1

      Or "mutant," or "traitor," or "Commie-Mutant-Traitor" for that matter. We should ask Friend Computer.

  4. Not Funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know April Fools is a thing, but this is just not funny!

    1. Re:Not Funny! by Laxori666 · · Score: 1

      I think it's pretty funny

  5. wtf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    wtf is up with the auto-play read-out loud BS? It's like being waterboarded with "beta" feature. Make it stop.

    1. Re:wtf by Fulminata · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Welcome to April 1st. Your wish will be granted on April 2nd.

    2. Re:wtf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty sure the autoplay is an april fools.

    3. Re:wtf by sconeu · · Score: 1

      NoScript is your friend.

      --
      General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
    4. Re:wtf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wtf is up with the auto-play read-out loud BS? It's like being waterboarded with "beta" feature. Make it stop.

      Oh that? I run NoScript so it never plays unless I specifically tell it to play, with a left click. It doesnt interest me so I have never clicked on it. Ergo I have never heard it.

      But you can go on being a passive lemming if you want to. Won't harm my experience any. In fact it is amusing to see people complain instead of taking simple steps to eliminate the object of complaint.

      The Internet is not TV. You can actually do something about it. If you're one of the sheople then you can't be bothered even though it would take about the same time and effort you already put into complaining. But lots of people are sheople so you will at least enjoy lots of sympathisers. In American it's cool to be helpless! Victimhood is a major political force in fact. In America only a great big meaney-head would ever tell helpless people they aren't really helpless! I mean what victim would EVER want to learn they don't have to remain a victim. That's like, what a big meaney head would tell them.

    5. Re:wtf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh fuck off. Not everyone is interested in having to whitelist everything on every new site they come across, and not everyone is in a position to even be using NoScript in the first place (e.g. mobile browsers other than Firefox for Android). Fucking elitist prick thinking they're more enlightened than everyone else.

    6. Re:wtf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's not a script. It's an audio tag
      greasemonkey+ jquery -> $(function(){$('.audio').remove();})

    7. Re:wtf by LookIntoTheFuture · · Score: 1

      Welcome to April 1st. Your wish will be granted on April 2nd.

      Worst. April. Fools. Joke. Ever.

      --
      Brave Sir Robin ran away. ("No!") Bravely ran away away. ("I didn't!")
    8. Re:wtf by gman003 · · Score: 1

      No, the Chatroulette "feature" on here one a few years back was worse.

    9. Re:wtf by Lloyd_Bryant · · Score: 1

      it's not a script. It's an audio tag
      greasemonkey+ jquery -> $(function(){$('.audio').remove();})

      Doesn't matter what it is - if Noscript is blocking scripts, then it doesn't play (I had to allow scripts on this site before I realized what people were talking about).

      --
      Don't tell me to get a life. I had one once. It sucked.
    10. Re:wtf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But surely being an enormous douche harms your experience? everyone you meet wanting to slap you silly? being hated and loathed by pretty much everyone?

  6. This is by lennonpaul · · Score: 1

    Bullshit

    1. Re:This is by Arith · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Speaking of bullshit, what the devil is the deal with the damned voice I assume people get on RSS feeds? I don't recall ever checking a setting "Please read this to me in a terribly digitized voice every time I look at an article"

    2. Re:This is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you should volunteer to read the dictionary and send it in to Slashdot on about a couple of thousand floppy disks so they can fix it.

      Make sure you remember to include a copy of pkzip with the archive.

    3. Re:This is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      New here, you must be. Ponies, OMG, you loved would have.

    4. Re:This is by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 2

      4/1. Pray that it's gone on 4/2.

      --

      Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    5. Re:This is by Arith · · Score: 1

      Indeed, if this is a 4/1 joke, I'd hate to see the other jokes they play.
      "Let's make annoying noises every time something happens, it'll be funny!" .. ugh

    6. Re:This is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of bullshit, what the devil is the deal with the damned voice I assume people get on RSS feeds? I don't recall ever checking a setting "Please read this to me in a terribly digitized voice every time I look at an article"

      Maybe if they made it sound more like Hawking, people wouldn't complain so much.

    7. Re:This is by Torodung · · Score: 1

      I think it's hilarious, because it's someone reading in a robot voice, not a robot voice. I am gleeful imagining the staff recording every single submission for a dopey 401 joke.

      Somebody submit a manifesto, or something similarly huge.

  7. Not surprising by Sarten-X · · Score: 0, Troll

    Today, I got out of bed without a warrant.

    I brushed my teeth without a warrant, showered without a warrant, and got dressed without a warrant. I picked up my laptop bag without a warrant, having packed it last night without a warrant. Then I drove to work without a warrant. I proceeded to do my daily allotment of engineering, without a warrant for any of it. I read Slashdot without a warrant, and I'm posting this comment without a warrant, as well.

    Of course, I don't need a warrant for any of this, and that's what the NSA thinks, too. In the opinion of the NSA, the information they gather isn't private, and they don't need a warrant to get it or use it.

    --
    You do not have a moral or legal right to do absolutely anything you want.
    1. Re:Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the opinion of the NSA, the information they gather isn't private, and they don't need a warrant to get it or use it.

      And if we actually knew what they were doing instead of having to guess, we'd probably agree.
      Secrecy breeds distrust and leads us to imagine the worst.

    2. Re:Not surprising by lonOtter · · Score: 2

      Wow, I've never looked at it that way. How very insightful. The people in power don't think their abuses of power are wrong, or even abuses of power? What a shocking revelation! I'm going to view the NSA in a whole new light, and it's all thanks to you.

      --
      [End Of Line]
    3. Re:Not surprising by lonOtter · · Score: 1

      And if we actually knew what they were doing instead of having to guess, we'd probably agree.

      Nope. They simply should not be collecting the data.

      --
      [End Of Line]
    4. Re:Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wrote much, but said little — just your boring routine ("without a warrant," ad nauseam) followed by stating the obvious. Your post wasted the time of everyone who read it. The same goes for the authoritarian dreck you've got as your sig.

    5. Re:Not surprising by mark-t · · Score: 1

      What does "should not" have to do with any of this? They will, whether it's illegal or not, and regardless of how you or I or anyone else feels about it. Near as I can figure, we can all either metaphorically bend over and take it up the ass like good bitches, or just go and move elsewhere. It's not going to change just because of some subjective notion that they "shouldn't" do it... because they think they should, and they have the means by which to accomplish it, and that's all that matters to them. There's not a darn thing that any citizen can actually do about it that won't ultimately land them in prison, where one could end up taking things up the ass far more literally.

    6. Re:Not surprising by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      ...the information they gather isn't private...

      Well technically, it is, but the companies that own it gave it up or sold it voluntarily.

      --
      “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    7. Re:Not surprising by Sarten-X · · Score: 0

      Your sarcasm shows that you don't actually understand the point.

      From a legal perspective, this story's headline doesn't even agree with its summary:

      NSA Confirms It Has Been Searching US Citizens' Data Without a Warrant

      There have been queries ... of communications lawfully acquired...

      Looking through information that's already been collected has never required a warrant, any more than I need a warrant to take a shower. Police detectives look through old evidence routinely looking for anything that might connect to another case, or that might have been missed the first time. This is not unusual in the least.

      The whole point of requiring warrants is so officers can't use the government's power to harass people (or per recent SCOTUS rulings, invade privacy). Once information is gathered, there is no real further risk of invading harassment (or privacy invasion), so there is no need for a warrant. That's why the "lawfully acquired" qualifier is so important.

      Unfortunately, that important detail is also the question that is so often ignored - whether the gathering itself actually requires a warrant. If no warrant is necessary, then the legal precedent is that the NSA is free to look at the data however it wants, including using individual-specific filters. On the other hand, legal precedent also holds that a warrant isn't necessary, because the NSA's collection isn't targeted in any way. The same precedent that allows DUI checkpoints would likely also apply here.

      Of course, that just feels wrong, and that's why there's so much outrage at the NSA doing what they are legally allowed to do (as far as case law has determined). The easiest (and probably most just-feeling) approach is for Congress to clarify that bulk observation of private details is an invasion of privacy, regardless of whether it's targeted or not, and make exceptions for DUI checkpoints and other socially-accepted instances. The outrage at someone using the data they already have is, if you'll pardon the pun, unwarranted.

      --
      You do not have a moral or legal right to do absolutely anything you want.
    8. Re:Not surprising by lonOtter · · Score: 0

      Your sarcasm shows that you don't actually understand the point.

      Not really. Your post said basically nothing. I don't care if authority figures (even judges) think or say this is okay, and I know some people are angry that others have minds of their own and will yell at me for thinking this way, but their opinions are laughable to me as well.

      --
      [End Of Line]
    9. Re:Not surprising by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      It's a pity, then, that we live in a society that values everyone's opinions.

      --
      You do not have a moral or legal right to do absolutely anything you want.
    10. Re:Not surprising by Kittenman · · Score: 2

      It's a pity, then, that we live in a society that values everyone's opinions.

      OK, kill me, but I don't think that's a good thing. I'm uneducated on several major topics that appear in the newspapers on a daily basis. Example - Syrian Civil War (well, relatively under-informed). My opinion on that is worth less to society then someone who is much more familiar with the situation.

      Conversely, I'm an amateur astronomer. Put me in a room with an astrologer and I'll rip him/her to shreds.

      I think peoples' options matter, but not equally. An idiot (including myself) with no knowledge on a subject (sex life of the iguana?) has an opinion with a value that is near-zero. And that's just jim-dandy with me.

      --
      "The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes" - Winston Churchill
    11. Re:Not surprising by anagama · · Score: 1

      Well, this is having it both ways for the NSA. They have a very elastic use of English, i.e., they say data is not collected when it is gathered, only when it is queried. No you are saying that once its collected, they don't need a warrant because they already got it.

      Now -- I think they should have a warrant to collect information (and by collect, I mean that in the normal human sense of the word, not the DC sense). But that's not how things are being applied right now, and your interpretation if it gained currency, when coupled with the NSA's, would mean the end of all warrant requirements, because nobody collects data till they look at it (NSA) and the data is already collected so there's no problem looking at it (You).

      --
      What changed under Obama? Nothing Good
    12. Re:Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looking through information that's already been collected has never required a warrant, any more than I need a warrant to take a shower.

      Nope. There are circumstances in which the NSA gathers data, and then is required (in theory) to obtain a warrant from the FISC to search the data they've already collected.

      Talking about "case law" and "legal precedent" when it comes to the FISC further proves you really don't know what you're talking about. Just shut up already.

    13. Re:Not surprising by fuzznutz · · Score: 1

      I see you got your wish granted.

  8. Re:Legal searches by thesupraman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Where in that sentence do you think that the searches had been approved by FISA?
    I think you need a lesson in reading comprehension, it claims the process used in the search had been approved by FISA, not these specific searches, and that is a very different thing.
    The usual smokescreen doubletalk of course, but no where do they claim the search targets had been approved.

    So, why are you trusting people who have got no approval, let alone specific approval?

    Ah, thats right - you only believe in your rights not generic rights - and they haven't come for you yet.

  9. DEFINITION by PortHaven · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A member of the Tea Party or Occupy Wall Street movement, or anyone who objects to the corruption, wealth funneling, war mongering imperialism, or the militarization of the police.

    In otherwords, "me"...
    (and "you")

    1. Re:DEFINITION by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      Heaven help you if you supported both.

      --
      Michael J. Ryan - tracker1.info
    2. Re:DEFINITION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And me, replying as Anonymous Coward, thus implicating all the Anonymous Cowards out there.

      Have a nice day.

      AC

    3. Re:DEFINITION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wouldn't be anonymous if you didn't have something bad to hide. /. should change AC to Anonymous Terrorist.

    4. Re:DEFINITION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      which both? there were four categories listed :-D

    5. Re:DEFINITION by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      Arguably 6....

      (heck, if you object to GMOs or vaccines, you're probably being monitored)

    6. Re:DEFINITION by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      Only the fool thinks he is anonymous....

      "We know who you are. We are controlling your Netflix."

  10. Free To Do What We Tell You by Jahoda · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "These queries were performed pursuant to minimization procedures approved by the Fisa court and consistent with the statute and the fourth amendment.' Basically, if you communicated with someone that is 'reasonably believed' to be a terrorist, you've lost constitutional protection against searches without a warrant, according to the NSA." No, I'm sorry. I don't really give two-fucking shits what kind of weasel-dicked lawyer-speak garbage these scum fucks have come up with, continually honing, and that boils down to "Because FUCK YOU, that's why". What I want to know is: "When the justice system is no longer interested in enforcing the clear spirit and intent of the US Constitution, what are we as citizens supposed to do?" We have no representation in congress, clearly the police are not interested in protecting us and ensuring the government is bound by its own laws. The answer is coming down to bloody and violent conflict, or a one-thousand year police state that makes the feudal structure of 10th century Europe look like club-med.

    1. Re:Free To Do What We Tell You by Jahoda · · Score: 1

      There was actually a paragraph break in this at one point. Thanks /. Also, fuck your stupid beta.

    2. Re:Free To Do What We Tell You by canadiannomad · · Score: 1

      So they just have to paint up to 6 people with the brush of terrorist to get you, that is just collateral damage.. They are at war after all.

      --
      Hmm, the humour and sarcasm seem to have been be lost on you.
    3. Re:Free To Do What We Tell You by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Basically, if you communicated with someone that is 'reasonably believed' to be a terrorist, you've lost constitutional protection against searches without a warrant, according to the NSA.

      According to the NSA in this particular admission. Adding it all up you're a person of interest if you:
      1. Are a foreign terrorist.
      2. Are a foreigner at all (we're apparently recording every SMS everywhere, and who knows how many full calls).
      3. Communicate with a foreign terrorist.
      4. Probably anybody who communicates with #3, to who knows how many degrees of separation.
      5. Administer a system that a potential foreign terrorist uses, or work for a company that administers such a system.

      It isn't a stretch to say that while their target is foreigners they're willing to target just about anybody who might get them a step closer to their goal, innocent or not. And everybody is a foreigner to all but one country, so if any other governments are taking the NSA approach then just about everybody on earth is being spied on.

      And what happens if you're a target of survailence? They're listening to your calls, or at least capturing all your call metadata. They're capturing all your network traffic. Your computer is almost certainly rootkitted (I'm surprised they don't have a patent on one-click pwn assuming Amazon didn't beat them to it). Every major telecom, ISP, online service, etc is handing over feeds of everything you do, and probably everything the people you communicate with are doing as well. Your employer probably has been pwned using your credentials as well.

      Just think about how over-the-top that sounds, but I could dig up a citation for just about everything up there. They have a whole infrastructure for rooting devices - somebody punches in your IP, and every box sending traffic from that IP gets directed to exploit servers and then your boxes get handed over to a support group to perform ongoing maintenance while the analysts sift through everything. I run a tor relay - there are probably analysts taking better care of "maintaining" my systems than most IT teams dedicate to their server farms.

    4. Re:Free To Do What We Tell You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what happens if you're a target of survailence? They're listening to your calls, or at least capturing all your call metadata. They're capturing all your network traffic.

      Slightly different than that. If you are not a target of surveillance, then they are capturing your call metadata, network traffic, and possibly content. If you become a surveillance target, then they grep through their 5-year stash of all call data to find that which belongs to you. It's already captured, they just promise not to look at it (unless you've talked to one of those dirty foreigners).

    5. Re:Free To Do What We Tell You by symbolic · · Score: 2

      > We have no representation in congress,

      That is our own fault. As long as we continue treating candidates like items on a fast food menu, nothing will change. Voters need to get involved during the primaries, and select and support candidates who are not there to perpetuate the status quo. Business as usual is *all* you're going to get from seasoned, incumbent, and party-endorsed candidates, especially those on the national level.

    6. Re:Free To Do What We Tell You by dbIII · · Score: 1

      3. Communicate with a foreign terrorist.
      4. Probably anybody who communicates with #3, to who knows how many degrees of separation.

      Well that could nicely include the entire Reagan era Republican Party after North was caught selling weapons to Hezbolla less than a year after they had blown up more than one hundred US Marines.
      Also does funding the IRA fit the bill? There's a few in politics that were mixed up with that.

      Funny how double standards go isn't it?

    7. Re:Free To Do What We Tell You by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Personally I think you guys need an electoral system as good as is implemented by people from the USA that help run elections in developing countries. You already have the expertise. You already know what happened in Florida in 2000 was a joke laughed at internationally long before there was a result (so I'm not suggesting it was rigged - there were a dozen or more fuckups before getting anywhere near that suggestion). You already know that voting on a Tuesday and other sillyness is a barrier to a decent turnout.
      If more people took part in the political process it would cease being just a game for established players.

    8. Re:Free To Do What We Tell You by fnj · · Score: 1

      When the justice system is no longer interested in enforcing the clear spirit and intent of the US Constitution

      Are you kidding? Never mind the spirit and intent. They are violating the PLAIN PAINSTAKING WORDS of the Constitution! What we have is a system infested with maggots from top to bottom. These maggots either don't quite have the power (yet) or the inclination to actually change the Constitution, so they are cynically just altogether ignoring that piece of paper. The safeguards, such as the Supreme Court, to curtail such tyrrany are still in place, but they themselves have become just a part of the general infestation of maggots.

      Add to that the level of care and dedication of the voting public to the ideals surrounding the establishment of their shining Camelot - it is about on the level of a mass of cockroaches.

      If this state of affairs were fiction, no one could suspend their disbelief far enough to get any enjoyment or edification from it. No one would believe a whole nation of voters would ever put themselves in this situation, or having done so by some incredible sequence of unintended consequences, that they would continue putting up with it.

    9. Re:Free To Do What We Tell You by TitusC3v5 · · Score: 1

      Fast few menu implies that there is an actual choice. Our presidential elections (and elections in general, really) are more akin to the Super Bowl.

      The system isn't going to change until the general populace starts seriously supporting 3rd parties. But with the media, money, and politicians in power being linked together like some kind of demented ouroboros, the chances of that happen are somewhere between nil and nonexistent.

      --
      And the masses cried out, "09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0!"
    10. Re:Free To Do What We Tell You by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      They are violating the PLAIN PAINSTAKING WORDS of the Constitution!

      You seem to have missed that the Courts, SCOTUS especially, seem to now exist to tell the People that they cannot possibly understand the plain words of the Constitution, and that it often means the opposite of what a plain understanding of it would seem to mean.

      Their ultimate argument, therefore, is that the People cannot understand the Constitution, and therefore and logically, could never have been competent to authorize a government under it.

      --
      My God, it's Full of Source!
      OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
    11. Re:Free To Do What We Tell You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasn't it Thomas Jefferson that claimed that the Tree of Liberty must occasionally be watered with the blood of patriots?

    12. Re:Free To Do What We Tell You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, so now from how you sound... as long as they 'reasonably suggest/pretend/confuse/frame' someone to be a terrorist.. anyone can.. as a citizen, start collecting all your info... even if they are just some nob messing around with you...

      Doubtful, I would expect them to be responsible and have safeguards in place. Police are people, government employees are people, as in there will always be those who will fight anything written with potential for abuse. Just, like always.. those whom intend to foul will band together as those who have only good intentions out number them. Careful, you shouldn't hop on the anarchist propaganda wagon.... as then you are a group and ostracize your self with a bullseye when really you are just the average joe trying to look out for the future...

    13. Re:Free To Do What We Tell You by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Frankly, I'd be shocked if it didn't include 85% of the world's population. Ollie North is just a bonus...

  11. belief? by minstrelmike · · Score: 3, Funny

    That might be what the NSA says, but how could anyone believe them after everything else that has happened?

  12. 'reasonably believed' to be a terrorist by timeOday · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't get it? If the person is is 'reasonably believed' to be a terrorist, then the FISA court would rubber-stamp a warrant so quick it would make heads spin. So why not get the warrant?

    1. Re:'reasonably believed' to be a terrorist by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      Maybe because the NSA disagrees with the FISA court about what 'reasonably' means?

    2. Re:'reasonably believed' to be a terrorist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get it? If the person is is 'reasonably believed' to be a terrorist, then the FISA court would rubber-stamp a warrant so quick it would make heads spin. So why not get the warrant?

      (commenting as AC do to moderation)

      Probably because as other NSA files have show[1] simply being with several degrees of separation away from a suspected terrorist makes you a target which means every person on the fucking planet. So that's to many warrants to rubber stamp without a machine at which point the even they can see how ridiculous this all is.

      [1] http://www.theguardian.com/wor...

    3. Re:'reasonably believed' to be a terrorist by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      So why not get the warrant?

      Because even the FISA court might balk at issuing a warrant for Dianne Feinstein's communications. You didn't really think that the NSA is not trawling through the communications of politicians, did you?

      --
      The real "Libtards" are the Libertarians!
    4. Re:'reasonably believed' to be a terrorist by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

      I don't get it? If the person is is 'reasonably believed' to be a terrorist, then the FISA court would rubber-stamp a warrant so quick it would make heads spin. So why not get the warrant?

      Warrants require evidence. The NSA usually doesn't have any.

    5. Re:'reasonably believed' to be a terrorist by dbIII · · Score: 1

      How about trawling through the communications of heads of other intelligence agencies so they can be thrown out with the utter bullshit of "moral turpitude" as part of an intelligence turf war? We've already seen it go that far.

  13. Just Keep Fucking With Us. by zenlessyank · · Score: 0

    And eventually we will snap. And when we do, it will be game over with this game of lies. Don't forget we are armed and own the keys to every base in this country. So, I advise you enjoy your moment in the sun, because soon, when you least expect it, SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. Re:Just Keep Fucking With Us. by mark-t · · Score: 1

      You radically overestimate the will of the sheeple.

    2. Re:Just Keep Fucking With Us. by mark-t · · Score: 1

      My point being that no matter how right you may be, it's not something that most people are really willing to risk life or liberty for.

  14. April Fools! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha, I bet it got you for a moment... but don't worry, the NSA would never admit to any wrong doing. It's just making cotton candy unicorns full of happiness, and those databases were built to tell them what flavor you like the most.

  15. Re:Legal searches by lonOtter · · Score: 1

    So, they were legal searches approved by the FISA court.

    Yeah, the masters of rubberstamping. Also, note how most things they approve of are unacceptably broad. The NSA shouldn't be able to collect the data *at all*.

    You don't trust the people you gave trust to?

    Never, at any point, have I ever gave them my trust.

    --
    [End Of Line]
  16. Someone please shoot the leaders in their heads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    and reinstate the constitution. Problem solved.

  17. Adblock filter stops it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I added an adblock filter and it has stopped it from showing up... here is the filter i added if you wish to try the same
    |http://slashdot.org/images/articles/*.mp3?*

  18. Constitutional crisis approaches... by dtjohnson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Either communications (phone, email, twitter, etc.) are private and protected by the Constitution...or they are not. It cannot be both ways. If they are protected by the constitution...and the government, through its agency, the NSA, refuses to uphold the constitution, then a constitutional crisis is upon us...and the way forward on that is bleak since the constitution has been the basis for the existence of the United States for the last 2+ centuries. Here, we have the government essentially saying that their needs entitle it to disregard the constitution that they are sworn to uphold. Probably the only way to really resolve this is to arrest and bring the responsible officials into court on charges of treason...and it's not clear who or what would do the arresting and prosecution.

    1. Re:Constitutional crisis approaches... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Probably the only way to really resolve this is to arrest and bring the responsible officials into court on charges of treason.

      US Constitution, Article 3, Section 3. Learn it, love it, live it.

      --

      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    2. Re:Constitutional crisis approaches... by dtjohnson · · Score: 1

      The oath for Federal Officials:

      "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter: So help me God.

      That makes things pretty clear.

  19. It doesn't matter what James Clapper's beliefs are by machineghost · · Score: 1

    It doesn't matter what James Clapper's beliefs are, because he's just one person and we shouldn't judge the entire NSA organization just on the beliefs of a single member.

  20. Small World(s) Phenomena anyone ? by burni2 · · Score: 2

    If you have communicated with someone "believed" to be a terrorist:

    Say your friendly Kebab dealer at the corner where your phoned in and ordered 2x Lamacun 1x Doener Kebab,

    perhaps his brother is an "orthodox" muslim (now it misses the bitter taste of calling extremist such) is believed to be a terrorist, so is his brother (blood is thicker ..) and so your are for (a day or two or a month, hey don't reason with a machine ..)

    So questions to be asked:
    a.) under which conditions is someone believed to be a terrorist

    b.) how deep is the search depth

    c.) what is ment with "communicated"
    - ebay buyer/seller
    - same chatroom (e.g. IRC)
    - same kebab dealer .. "hey you dropped this 5$US bill ... Ohh thank you" this is "communicating"

    1. Re:Small World(s) Phenomena anyone ? by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

      So questions to be asked:
      a.) under which conditions is someone believed to be a terrorist

      Well, zero. NSA has been scanning UseNet since the 1980's, really any Internet traffic (I'm sure earlier than that). They don't read your "stuff", it's scanned for keywords, then routed as procedure requires. It used to be common knowledge, it's been forgotten as well as the Usenet -to all but a few of us. The word "Nuclear" has always been a keyword.

    2. Re:Small World(s) Phenomena anyone ? by sexybomber · · Score: 1

      I just took a nuclear shit. It was the bomb.

      (Am I doing it right?)

    3. Re:Small World(s) Phenomena anyone ? by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

      Ah no... the NSA needs far far less evidence than that. Basically, if they want to listen to your phone calls, they just use their vast trove of meta data, their "3 steps" rule and you're linked. I'm fairly certain the president could be considered linked to terror... actually that'd be way too easy... but you get my point.

    4. Re:Small World(s) Phenomena anyone ? by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

      I just took a nuclear shit. It was the bomb.

      (Am I doing it right?)

      Used to be 3 Submarine cable gateways, two on the West coast and one on the East (New York), now there are a few more http://www.cablemap.info/ anything going those routes are sure to be monitored. Seeing as /. is accessed in Europe, yes it should catch some attention.

      Satellite or radio communications I've no clue how that works out; but my Dads job in the Air Force up till 1970 was to support/monitor that traffic (Philippines, Africa, Azores, India, etc), and he never talked about his work.

    5. Re:Small World(s) Phenomena anyone ? by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      Small World Phenomena

      Or, the Erdos Number.
      Now, let's say your kebab dealer tweets about a limed time deal on select types of kebabs to spread awareness on twitter using a local city hashtag. Everyone who searches the city's hashtag around the time it was posted has received a communication from a possible terrorist. Furthermore everyone working at Twitter now can be suspected.

      If that wasn't bad enough, let's say the "orthodox Muslim" brother who is suspected of terrorist acts performs one thus: He tweets with the city hashtag and @replies his brother at once, "That price is Criminal! Your Kebabs Are The Bomb!". Now we've jumped a level on the connectivity graph. Everyone who has viewed the city hashtag with the kebab deal testimonial is now only one step removed from the suspected terrorist. Apply the generalized Erdos Number method, as with Degrees of Bacon, one can see how an entire city is search-able, if not a significant part of the planet itself as those "terrorists communicators" tweet, blog, and post on nerd news sites about unrelated things.

      Also relevant: #CancelCorbert - An example of why believing something taken out of context can be very stupid, and indeed have ridiculous results.
      To demonstrate how malleable human language is, and why the NSA should not use language itself as an indicator for suspicion: You wrote, "blood is thicker than water", which could be short for "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb." this traditional meaning would be the exact opposite of what you probably intended. There is another Arabic version with milk brothers vs blood brothers, where blood brothers are thicker than suckling brothers and both are thicker than water. So, I can interpret your statement to mean both: the NSA thought brotherhood as a bond to be strong, or the NSA is wrong to think involuntary bonds are strong.

      One wonders if one's deep knowledge of alleged terrorist cellular activity do not belie one's secret connection to said cells in the minds of the paranoid and delusional NSA goon?

  21. Color me suprised by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

    Like I didn't see this one coming. This shouldn't come as a revelation to anyone.

    When you have the ability you use it, the more you use it the less defined the lines become.

  22. " Basically, if you communicated with someone ..." by Anonymous+Bullard · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Basically, if you communicated with someone that is 'reasonably believed' to be a terrorist, you've lost constitutional protection against searches without a warrant"

    Fair game. Really. And I speak here as the pacifist humanitarian that I am.

    But how do you make distinction between a terrorist and a freedom figher whose people are trying to survive genonide under your friendly ("preferred") trading partners? Tibet (unique in every way; language, culture, ethnicity, script etc.)? Ukraine (unique and close to Europe)? Or perhaps just a member of some rural middle-eastern belief system from the 6th century?

    What value system are you basing this "terrorist" label upon? Believing in freedom? Self-determination? Or something else? Saying unpleasant things about the militaristic occupying nation? (you'd disappear in China)

    It's the 21st century so please make up your mind and finally make more than a pretend stand on this issue: who are the terrorists (who you may actually trade with) and who are the actual victims of terrorism (often state-sponsored)?

    The whole democratic majority of the world (as long as it exists) has a last chance to decide what they consider acceptable, at a state level. Are your real opponents mere misguided goat herders or something state-sponsored and fundamentally game-changing?

    --

    Should invading one's peaceful neighbours be opposed, or rewarded with trade deals?

  23. April Fools?? by Narcocide · · Score: 1

    I gotta say, as a joke news posting, this one is in pretty poor taste. The NSA would never admit to this.

  24. Circular Argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) We only investigate people who we ‘reasonably believe’ to be a terrorist.
    2) We don’t need a warrant when we ‘reasonably believe’ that person to be a terrorist.
    3) Therefore, We don’t need a warrant to investigate anyone we want to!

  25. Executive branch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And the NSA is under the Executive branch of the US Government - the President of the US.

    Back in 2001 - 2008, there was a President that was grabbing more power away from Congress and from we the people under the reason of National Security and safety and 9-11.

    Some of us had a problem with that. We were called "unAmerican", "Bipartisan" and "Liberal".

    When we protested and said that, "Whoever is next in office will get those powers and they WILL expand on them - regardless of their party." we were accused of using the "slippery slope" logical fallacy.

    Now, we have a President of another party. He has not done much to reduce the powers the previous Administration gained.

    The next POTUS will use those powers further - regardless of party. People will use the vapid rhetoric of "well, we haven't had another terrorist attack since! So, he's doing something RIGHT!"

    So, the next time someone accuses me or anyone for that matter of using the "slippery slope" logical "fallacy", I'm gonna shove this example up their ass.

    It won't do any good.. Next election in '16 will be about the same bullshit issues - abortion, when life begins, too much taxes, and "national security.

    Abortion: doesn't apply to me because if a loved one wants one - even if it's illegal here - we'll jump on a plane to somewhere where it is because I'm well to do - and that is how it was done way back when. Anti-abortion laws only affects the poor.

    Taxes - I'm for that. I want to pay zero and have the middle class pay my way.

    National security: I don't give a rat's ass because I'm stateless. My capital rules. You go ahead and send your sons and daughters to die and fight for oil....freedom. (Some asshole Thunderbird pilot on Reddit actually said that he was there to fight for the downtrodden and for freedom - never mentioning that we won't touch N. Korea. USAF - lead don't fly! )

    See folks, we are all a bunch of peons. We got our cars, cable, internet, and an ability to rant on the Internet. (Irony intentional.)

    We are thrown bones to shut us up - the social Conservatives are the easiest to shut up; but they do keep demanding more and they won't be happy until we are a theocracy like Iran.

    I am done now because my disgust for all of you is starting to make me gag.

  26. Re:It doesn't matter what James Clapper's beliefs by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    He's not merely a member - he's the one in charge.

  27. Kevin Bacon Game by Slim+Boom · · Score: 1

    HAHAHAHA!! The 6 degrees of separation. By this logic they can spy on the entire world because everyone knows someone who knows someone who kinda knows someone who . . .

  28. Umm hello? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when are rights granted by the constitution able to be revoked by the state again? Isn't that the point of the constitution?

  29. Dear NSA, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have lost my user name and password. Can you please look at the crap you have about me and email me my user name and password.

  30. "Great minds think alike"... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oddly enough, I thought the same thing (great minds think alike) - however, there's little original thought, so we're most likely not alone in our mutual sentiments & speculations.

    APK

    P.S.=> Seriously - you're might probably be right, & yes/again: I was thinking it myself after I read the headline of the article here, & was going to post & saw yours, so replying in agreement...

    ... apk

    1. Re:"Great minds think alike"... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you tried using HOSTS files to thwart the NSA yet?

    2. Re:"Great minds think alike"... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      grow up

    3. Re:"Great minds think alike"... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  31. Re:It doesn't matter what James Clapper's beliefs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eich see what you did there.

  32. Re:" Basically, if you communicated with someone . by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

    You don't. You're not understand what they are doing. They don't care about terrorists. They think they have the right to go through all of our data, all of the time. The constitution and laws of this country are simply another obstacle in their way. They want to read your mail? Record your calls? They look at your metadata, find a link to something... Terrorists, drugs, whatever... viola, you're a target.

  33. Yup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know they searched that one guy because a friend of his friends moms friends brothers dads friends cousins gardeners step brothers friend was Muslim.

  34. Re:It doesn't matter what James Clapper's beliefs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was meant to be a not-so-veiled reference to Brandon Eich's defenders ...

  35. Re:It doesn't matter what James Clapper's beliefs by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    Was it? I fail to see the connection - Eich did not publicly climb the soapbox and make ridiculous statements. He keeps his bigotry private.

  36. Re:Legal searches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In short, your position resolves to a claim that you have a Constitutional right to protected secret communications directly with terrorists of the bomb, shoot, and poison to kill masses of people variety. No doubt you will also be surprised to learn that the Founding Fathers would not have agreed with that.

    Your very tired harangue about "terrorists" is bullshit and anyone with a brain knows this is the case.

    What else have you got for us, you cunt ?

    Nothing but more bullshit and we all know it.

  37. Re:Legal searches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What you know is jack, and it is clear that facts don't matter to some people such as you. Don't be a tedious weasel.

  38. Take a look at the world around you by dbIII · · Score: 1

    When that happens you get a new constitution which the shooters like and the rest of the population gets well and truly fucked over.
    You don't get to keep the old one.
    If you are "lucky" you get a Napoleon, less lucky and you get a Stalin - Washington got in because there was no need for a sea of blood to force the previous rulers to let go so is not an option no matter how lucky you are.

  39. Not a smidgen of corruption by bigmattana · · Score: 1

    In the IRS, NSA, or elsewhere in the government.

  40. Re:Legal searches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just as much as your position is to claim the NSA CIA FBI USA can do no wrong at the mere mention of the word terrorist, and that the founding fathers would have given up their freedoms for a little bit of safety from scary words.

  41. Re:Legal searches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haven't FISA judges already gone on record saying they don't really get enough information from the government to provide meaningful oversight?

  42. Re:Legal searches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You're presuming that every foreigner the NSA wants information about is actually a terrorist, and all the information that's come to light declares that to be bullshit. The NSA would collect information about every single human being outside of the United States if it had the technical capability to do so. Like every bureaucracy ever invented, it's purpose has evolved to mainly justifying its own existence.

  43. 'reasonably believed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "if you communicated with someone that is 'reasonably believed' to be a terrorist, you've lost constitutional protection"

    "Reasonably Believed" being defined by connected in ANY way with a "terrorist" group. Call a cousin in Canada that works as a janitor in a hockey rink that was once attended by someone who visited a extremist website once for a college thesis and you're fair game.

  44. This is not a big deal. I would hope they did this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are the company you keep! Don't hang out with known terrorist.

  45. Re:This is not a big deal. I would hope they did t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish they would use this same logic with immigration. If you don't live here, you need to get a visa or asked to leave. Lots of folks could then work.

  46. Re:Yawnnn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Were you always this clueless?

  47. Re:" Basically, if you communicated with someone . by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    But how do you make distinction between a terrorist and a freedom fighter

    Both 'terrorists' - so all of your communications are subject to search and seizure if you "communicate" within 2-degrees of separation with any of them.

    Heck, I've seriously begun to wonder if the Nigerian spammers aren't actually State-sponsored, to establish a 2-degree network of "communications" regarding "financing" that spans every Internet user. After all, the NSA cannot be expected to individually analyze every case, so they have to go by keyword matches and network analysis.

    Mohammad received financial communications from Boseda and Richard received financial communications from Boseda, so Richard and Mohammad have reasonable suspicion of being in the same terrorist finance network and therefore all three of their communications are subject to search and seizure.

    --
    My God, it's Full of Source!
    OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
  48. So that would include President Obama, right? by tekrat · · Score: 1

    After all, he was palling around with a known terrorist.

    In fact, given the 6 degrees of separation factor, almost *every* American has an association with a terrorist, and even if not, the definition of terrorist can be widely expanded to make sure that you're an associate of a terrorist. Think about how many names are on that no-fly list...

    --
    If telephones are outlawed, then only outlaws will have telephones.
    1. Re:So that would include President Obama, right? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Back in the day, my father-in-law worked with Elizabeth Dole on transportation issues. Elizabeth Dole doubtless was connected with Reagan, and Reagan likely with Oliver North, who dealt directly with terrorists. That's five jumps, and that's only what I know about.

      --
      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  49. APK ADMITS LIMITS TO HOSTS FILES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't think this was possible: APK admits HOSTS files aren't a panacea!

    1. Re:APK ADMITS LIMITS TO HOSTS FILES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:APK ADMITS LIMITS TO HOSTS FILES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  50. Can you show us where I said that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See my subject-line above (show us where I said they are)...

    * :)

    (Good luck - I never have)

    In fact, I espouse "layered-security"/"defense-in-depth" on the note of security... fact!

    (See the link below (those guides are ALL by "yours truly"...)).

    HOW TO SECURE Windows 2000/XP:

    http://www.bing.com/search?q=%...

    APK

    P.S.=> However, custom hosts files DO provide users of them more speed, security, reliability, & anonymity online - & I challenge ANYONE to disprove that, by validly technically disproving the 17 enumerated points on that note, extolled here -> http://start64.com/index.php/6...

    ... apk

    1. Re:Can you show us where I said that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you do, in fact, espouse the belief that HOSTS files can serve to thwart the NSA? You can't have it both ways: either HOSTS helps, or this is something that HOSTS files cannot achieve... indeed, a *limit* on the efficacy of the same.

  51. I "espouse" 3 facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1.) You're *trying* (vainly) to put words in my mouth I never stated & 2.) You've got some serious mental issues (that only tell me I've SO soundly thrashed you before on SOME tech topic, you can't handle it - & thus, you troll me like some sick mentalcase might)... & finally, the BEST part that ALWAYS makes you "Run, Forrest: RUN!!!:

    3.) You can't meet the challenge put to you in my last post, which I'll just requote, verbatim, now:

    However, custom hosts files DO provide users of them more speed, security, reliability, & anonymity online...

    (... & I challenge ANYONE to disprove that, by validly technically disproving the 17 enumerated points on that note, extolled here -> http://start64.com/index.php/6... )

    APK

    P.S.=> Please take the advice given you already, & grow up...

    ... apk

  52. At least cut out the doublesspeak by ComputersKai · · Score: 1

    If only the NSA would directly admit to its actions, rather than disguising the truth in a meaningless bundle of a paragraph...

  53. Finally APK has met a challenge he can't surmount! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    APK, you're so predictable it becomes amusing to toy with you. Have you ever seen someone use a laser pointer to make a cat run around? You're the cat.

    The only question is whether you will let this be the last word on the subject. Tough decision, man.

  54. Re:Fad by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    Actually, initially, the Tea Party knew fairly much what it wanted. Then it got smeared in the media, labeled racist, which allowed it to be co-opted by right-wing Republicans.

    Initially...

    - balanced budget, debt reduction
    - end to the wars and imperialism
    - end to corporate bailouts and welfare
    - end to the war on drugs
    - secure borders
    - civil focused platform, that offered a broader tent (gays, blacks, etc were quite welcome in the early Tea Party and Ron Paul Revolution movements)

    That was what the movement was initially talking about. Which scared the crud out of the embedded factions. And why they launched a demonization campaign against the early libertarian focused groups. Because they were becoming broad tent. Can you imagine the power of a political group that took the libertarian wing of the Republican party, and then brought in gays and blacks. Both the Democrat and Republican party faced the possibility of a new rival, one that was more anti-war, and anti-corporate welfare than the Democrats. And more libertarian and fiscally conscious than the Republicans.

    Rest assured, they succeeded in preventing that from happening. Then when OWS began, they did the same demonization to them but marketed toward the right. They wanted to absolutely prevent the Tea Partiers and OWS from realizing how much common ground they have.

  55. Re:Finally APK has met a challenge he can't surmou by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've clearly got issues. Seek help.

  56. You ran from this challenge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You never could surmount this challenge troll http://yro.slashdot.org/commen...

    * :)

    You're just too stupid, & undereducated to do so validly.

    APK

    P.S.=> Personally? I love it... thanks for being SO stupid & making ME look GOOD, & yourself, to be nothing more than a trolling fool...

    >.. apk

  57. And who decides what is reasonable!? by mtthwbrnd · · Score: 1

    This is the entire problem. The NSA are a law unto themselves. They operate beyond the law and beyond the constitution. They do what ever they want and we only find out about it when somebody "leaks" information. Then the same NSA can decide that that person is a terrorist and violate the rights of anybody who knows that person.

    This is the definition of totalitarianism.

  58. APK tries to change subject, but fails! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ApK: admit it. HOSTS files are not a panacea. They will do nothing to protect anyone from the NSA.

    I like how my single replies can generate multiple apK response posts. I have a 3x multiplication factor score at this point. How high can it go?

    PS. Say hi to your mom for me.

  59. You RAN (& can't back up your b.s.) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here http://yro.slashdot.org/commen... and you KNOW it, troll.

    So, again:

    Show us where I said hosts are a 'panacea' that 'cures all ills'?

    I never once have stated that...

    However - I will state that hosts add MORE speed, security, reliability, & even anonymity than any single browser addon BY FAR (that's certain & fact - one you can't dispute) & WITHOUT the added messagepassing slowdown weight in slower ring3/usermode by "layering on more" onto already SLOWER browsers there!

    (vs. hosts operating in far FASTER ring 0/kernelmode via the more priveleged TCP/IP subsystem with over 45++ yrs. of optimization put into it).

    APK

    P.S.=> It's SO easy to show that, and to take you down, that it's NOT EVEN FUNNY, lol... .. apk

  60. APK: "HOSTS files won't protect against the NSA!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's refreshing to hear him admit that there are limits to what can be accomplished with hosts files, and that protection against the NSA is not something that they can do.

    No doubt it was hard for him to publicly state this, given his well known focus.

  61. "Rinse, Lather, & Repeat" (you fail, troll) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://yro.slashdot.org/commen...

    APK

    P.S.=> Do you know how easy this is for me? You're a f'ing joke that vainly *tries* to go off topic, changing the subject, and still you RAN "Forrest" (see link above) Trying to put words in my mouth I never said? Please... you FAIL! apk

  62. APK fails to understand what the topic is! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not some wild claim of APK's. Rather, it's simple: hosts files and the NSA, and more specifically, how hosts times don't protect against the NSA.

    APK is afraid to discuss this topic more thoroughly than his tacit admissions that hosts files don't protect against the nsa and instead tries to change the subject by going off topic in his typical trolling reaction.

    1. Re:APK fails to understand what the topic is! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it wasn't hosts. you brought that up. apk smoked you for it http://yro.slashdot.org/commen...

  63. Trying to weasel out of the admission now, aPk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone can see through your sock puppetry.

    Your hosts files do nothing to protect against the nsa, and you tacitly admitted it. Don't backpedal on that now.

    1. Re:Trying to weasel out of the admission now, aPk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      everyone sees you "run, forrest: run" from backing your lies http://yro.slashdot.org/commen...

    2. Re:Trying to weasel out of the admission now, aPk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      APK, everyone knows you are the liar. First tacitly admitting that the NSA monitoring is impervious to your hosts file system, then changing your mind and trying to get people to think you didn't admit it. Now you're just getting to be sad.

      There are no lies here, just your pathetic attempts to hide the shortcomings of what you advocate with your hosts files.

    3. Re:Trying to weasel out of the admission now, aPk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where'd apk say hosts can stop the NSA? Show us. You can't anymore than you could back up your crap here troll http://yro.slashdot.org/commen...

  64. "Run, Forrest: RUN!!!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://yro.slashdot.org/commen...

    ?

    * :)

    (Always a pleasure knockkng the chocolate out of ac troll cowards like you... it's SO easy to do!)

    APK

    P.S.=> I honestly @ times wonder: How the HELL does a worm like you LIVE with himself...? apk

  65. APK: "hosts files can't stop the NSA" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where'd apk say hosts can stop the NSA?

    APK, I went ahead and paraphrased your quote for everyone else's convenience. I'm glad you stopped running from it.

    1. Re:APK: "hosts files can't stop the NSA" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're running. Where'd apk say he could stop the NSA with hosts? Show us.

  66. Finally APK agrees that hosts cannot stop NSA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See APK's admission:

    Where'd apk say he could stop the NSA with hosts?

    Apk, you know you cannot make the claim that your hosts file will stop the NSA. That would be a false claim and people would immediately expose such a lie.

    1. Re:Finally APK agrees that hosts cannot stop NSA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can apk agree when apk never said he could stop the nsa with hosts files. Show us where he said he could.

    2. Re:Finally APK agrees that hosts cannot stop NSA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can apk agree when apk never said he could stop the nsa with hosts files.

      APK, you agree with me that hosts files cannot stop the NSA. If you prefer, I will post another reply titled, APK: "hosts files can't stop the NSA".

      Or you can post that if you prefer, either way works.

    3. Re:Finally APK agrees that hosts cannot stop NSA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Again: Where'd APK say hosts files could stop the NSA? Why do you avoid answering that?? Is it since it will show you're trying to put words in his mouth he never stated??? Looks that way.

    4. Re:Finally APK agrees that hosts cannot stop NSA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey APK sockpuppet... we forked our discussion over to here:

      http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=4974395&cid=46709255

      I appreciate you replying multiple times to a single post, apk, but it will be confusing for everyone else reading this. I don't want them to miss your blockbuster confirmation that hosts files do nothing to block the NSA! I'm sure you don't want to mislead people, apK... right?

  67. Troll: Why're you running from this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  68. APK confirms hosts files do nothing to block NSA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right here:

    http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=4974395&cid=46703161

  69. Troll, why're you running from this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  70. Backup your b.s. (putting words in my mouth) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where'd I say hosts = a panacea? -> http://yro.slashdot.org/commen... + this (Where'd I say hosts can stop the NSA?) -> http://yro.slashdot.org/commen... Hmmm? Trying to put words in my mouth I never stated? Piss-Poor "troll tactic" that... nothing more.

    APK

    P.S.=> Better luck next time troll (I never said either one) You FAIL...

    ... apk

  71. Changing your mind, APK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As I pointed out, you either agree with me that hosts files can do nothing to block the NSA, or instead you believe that they DO help against the NSA.

    It's a binary choice. If you are asserting that they don't thwart the NSA then we are in agreement. Do you actually believe that hosts files help against the NSA?

    Don't run from it. There's no shame in admitting there are limits to what you can accomplish with your hosts files. You don't believe they cure cancer, right? Why are you ashamed to admit they can't block the NSA?

    1. Re:Changing your mind, APK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  72. APK runs from admitting hosts can't stop NSA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See his reply to this:
    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=4974395&cid=46717977

    This is a binary proposition: he either believes hosts can block the NSA or he does not. It seems he is running from stating this explicitly for the record... despite him making multiple confirmations of the impotence of hosts files against the NSA already in this thread. It appears he is simply terrified of what this will mean for his reputation.

    There is nothing to fear, apK! Just admit it. Stop running and using sockpuppet trolls.

  73. You're completely FULL of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where'd I say hosts = a panacea & could stop the NSA? Show us!

    APK

    P.S.=> You're seriously mental... apk

  74. APK dances around the final confirmation! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where'd I say hosts could stop the NSA? APK

    Everyone: this is tacit confirmation from APK that hosts files do nothing to thwart the NSA. We can only wonder why he runs from giving explicit confirmation.

    Does he have something to hide? Why won't he just say it?

    Ultimately, the reader must decide how much this bizarre refusal to confirm what should be a simple fact affects the trustworthiness of aPk.

  75. "Rinse, Lather, & REPEAT" troll... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  76. APK: "I am afraid of admitting it!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See his reply to this:

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=4974395&cid=46725487

    No amount of attempting to spin your denials will work, APK. The people know you are running.

  77. "Rinse, Lather, & Repeat" troll... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Prove your accusations (you can't) -> http://yro.slashdot.org/commen...

    * :)

    (IF you want to keep looking stupid? Fine by me!)

    APK

    P.S.=> Why don't you do something useful with your time, like I have here instead -> http://start64.com/index.php?o... which gives users of it added speed, security, reliability, & even anonymity which YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO DISPROVE (especially the 17 points enumerated in the download page link above - good luck: You'll NEED it (more like a miracle, since it can't be done))...

    ... apk

  78. I accuse APK of running from confirming the truth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am accusing ApK of running from actually confirming that his hosts file does nothing to block the NSA. This entire thread proves that accusation... just by reading it everyone can see the truth of this accusation.

    APK: why is it so hard for you to admit your hosts file is impotent against the NSA? Why must you run from a simple confirmation? Why are you afraid?

  79. Psycho troll: "Rinse, Lather, & Repeat"... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://yro.slashdot.org/commen...

    APK

    P.S.=> Of course, you ARE welcome to see what my APK Hosts File Engine CAN do for you in added speed, security, reliability, & even anonymity here http://yro.slashdot.org/commen... (& YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME to disprove the 17 points enumerated there that extoll the virtues I speak of that custom hosts give their users)

    ... apk

  80. YET MORE DECEIT FROM APK! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    APK refuses to be honest and confirm that his hosts file can do nothing to block the NSA! His hosts file has limits, as he clearly acknowledges... but he runs from the admission that his hosts file is impotent against the NSA!

    Your pathetic attempts to change the subject will do you no good, ApK. Everyone can see through your shams and dissembling.

  81. What was the subject here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You changed it to hosts here http://yro.slashdot.org/commen... RIGHT under my post here (which had nothing to DO with hosts).

    I also never said hosts can stop the NSA - show me where I have.

    Show me where I said hosts = a panacea too.

    (HOWEVER - Hosts Files DO offer more speed, security, reliability, & anonymity though, & are a GOOD PART of added "layered-security"/"defense-in-depth" for sure...).

    You can't backup your bullshit, so... Eat your words!

    APK

    P.S.=> How do they taste, now that you have to eat them? Flavorful (with your foot in your mouth + the bitter taste of SELF-defeat to help wash them down too?? LMAO... you, fail!)

    ... apk

  82. APK: "Hosts can't stop NSA & not a panacea!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the closest that APK has come to admitting the truth that is so painful for him:
    "I also never said hosts can stop the NSA"

    APK, you admit that there are limits to hosts files (apk: "hosts files are not a panacea!"). It's so simple to take one step further and admit that hosts files cannot block the NSA, yet you run from it.

  83. Afraid to face this troll? Answer = yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://yro.slashdot.org/commen... apk never said hosts are a panacea or that they could stop the NSA. Prove otherwise. Show us where he said either thing you say he said (lies on your end troll).

  84. APK runs and hides behind sockpuppets again! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    APK refuses to explicitly admit that his hosts files have limitations, but yet APK has tacitly confirmed APK hosts files are impotent against the NSA!

    However, he is terrified of actually admitting this limitation of his hosts file explicitly. Therefore, he runs and hides behind his sockpuppets and tries to change the subject yet again.

    Everyone knows the truth, APK: your hosts files do nothing against the NSA. You even agreed with me here:
    http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=4974395&cid=46712595

    ...but for some reason you can't bring yourself to admit it, and so you run.

  85. Why're you running from this troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://yro.slashdot.org/commen...

    Hmmm?

    (You claim I attempted to "change the topic" but YOU are the one doing so.... & where did I ever ONCE claim hosts are a panacea, OR that they could stop the NSA" )

    Answer that.

    APK

    P.S.=> You won't: I've totally burnt you at every turn, & now you're just making me laugh... apk

  86. Victory! APK admits hosts cannot stop NSA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is probably the closest to honesty about the limitations of hosts files we are going to be able to get from APK...

    APK: "where did I ever ONCE claim hosts are a panacea, OR that they could stop the NSA"

    Was it a relief to admit this, APK?

  87. I never said anything either way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why're YOU running from this, troll -> http://yro.slashdot.org/commen...

    Hmmm?

    Is it since it will make you "eat your words" on changing the subject here ->

    "Your pathetic attempts to change the subject will do you no good, ApK. Everyone can see through your shams and dissembling." - by Anonymous Coward on Sunday April 13, 2014 @02:03AM (#46738329) FROM -> http://yro.slashdot.org/commen...

    Hmmm?? PROJECTING YOUR OWN TROLL "modus operandi" going OFF TOPIC? Absolutely... lol!

    Clue & TRUTH: I NEVER BROUGHT UP HOSTS FILES HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE - YOU DID... off-topic trolling!

    APK

    P.S.=> You? FAIL... hugely!

    ... apkquote

  88. Once again, APK runs from telling the truth! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How predictable. APK, why do you persist in your deceit? Why do you run from the simple fact that your hosts file can do nothing against the NSA?

    You did choose a good quote from me, though: "Your pathetic attempts to change the subject will do you no good, ApK. Everyone can see through your shams and dissembling."

    It is so true! Everyone can see how you have run from admitting the truth about the impotence of your hosts file against the NSA. Why are you afraid of telling the truth, APK?

    1. Re:Once again, APK runs from telling the truth! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  89. More misleading statements from APK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    APK, everyone can see through your deceit. You know that your hosts file does nothing to thwart the NSA, yet you persist in refusing to explicitly acknowledge this to the public.

    Why do you run from admitting the truth about the impotence of your hosts file against the NSA? Why do you continue to promulgate your deceit?

    More simply, why can't you just tell the truth about how your hosts file cannot block the NSA?

    1. Re:More misleading statements from APK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  90. APK knows he has been defeated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All he has left to do is to run. And run he does.

    Will you ever tell the truth, APK?

  91. APK knows you're an off topic troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trying to put words in his mouth he never said http://yro.slashdot.org/commen...

  92. APK pathetically tries to change the subject again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    APK, this isn't about putting words in your mouth... this is about getting you to admit the truth.

    Admit to the world what we already know: that your hosts file is impotent against the NSA.

    We have all seen you run in fear, but maybe you will surprise us and be honest for once.

  93. What was the subject here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who tried changing it? Not apk http://yro.slashdot.org/commen...

  94. Should anyone trust APK's hosts file when he LIES? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    APK, everyone can tell you are dishonestly using sockpuppets again.

    Are you so immature and fearful that you cannot tell the truth? Since you will not tell the truth about your hosts files impotence against the NSA, what conclusions should everyone draw about the integrity of your hosts file? If you are lying about this, what kind of despicable modifications might you have you made to your hosts file in order to hijack the overly trusting users who load your software?

    Tell the truth about your hosts file limitations against the NSA. Maybe you will have a chance to redeem your reputation in the eyes of the public.

  95. What was the subject here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    apk always posts ac. there's no ac sockpuppets. they're all ac, stupid. My subject line? See -> http://yro.slashdot.org/commen...

  96. APK claims split personality vs sockpuppetry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As APK's sockpuppet claims: "apk always posts ac. there's no ac sockpuppets. they're all ac, stupid."

    So, that's right... apk is now apparently claiming that referring to himself in third person in a different style is not sockpuppetry because it is AC. Perhaps he really believes this to be true. Could this be explained by APK being schizophrenic or having multiple personality disorder?

    Okay, APK (or shall I call your "non sockpuppet" personality KPA?)... do you know the difference between truth and deceit? Do you understand that you should tell the truth? Can you tell us why you refuse to admit the truth about the inability of your hosts file to block the NSA?

  97. What was the subject here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apk always posts ac. there's no ac sockpuppets. they're all ac, stupid. My subject line? See -> http://yro.slashdot.org/commen...

  98. APK: "I don't know what the truth is anymore..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    APK/KPA, why do you persist in your deceit? Why do you run from telling the truth about how your hosts file does nothing against the NSA?

    Stop running and tell the truth, if you even know what that means anymore. Maybe you can redeem your reputation in the eyes of the public if you do.

  99. What was the subject here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're a troll running from this and my subject http://yro.slashdot.org/commen...

  100. Everyone knows the subject is APK hosts and NSA. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are you running from admitting the truth, APK/KPA? You are a coward. Or are you delusional and actually believe that your APK hosts file can block the NSA?

    Stop the lies. Tell the truth. Admit that your hosts file can do nothing to thwart the NSA. Your attempts to try to change the subject are pathetic.