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Ask Slashdot: How Do You Tell a Compelling Story About IT Infrastructure?

An anonymous reader writes "Every month we submit status reports to upper management. On the infrastructure side, these reports tend to be 'Hey, we met our service level agreements ... again.' IT infrastructure is now a lot like the electric company. Nobody thanks the electric company when the lights come on, but they have plenty of colorful adjectives to describe them when the power is off.

What is the best way to construct a compelling story for upper management so they'll appreciate the hard work that an IT department does? They don't seem particularly impressed with functioning systems, because they expect functioning systems. The extensive effort to design and implement reliable systems has also made IT boring and dull. What types of summaries can you provide upper management to help them appreciate IT infrastructure and the money they spend on the services it provides?"

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  1. Save your breath. by Raven42rac · · Score: 1

    It's highly unlikely they will care, but try to make it fun and use lots of specific numbers, management types like that.

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    1. Re:Save your breath. by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      It's highly unlikely they will care, but try to make it fun and use lots of specific numbers, management types like that.

      I was going to say roughly the same thing. Dazzle them with different, huge numbers. Tell them how much business data your SAN is currently backing up to protect it from loss. In bytes. Tell them how much bandwidth your firewall safely filters on average. In bits/second. Sure, after a few rounds they will start to ignore those reports too since they will all look alike, but you will have fun doing it right?

      Disclaimer: I am not a corporate drone, this might be a totally bad idea, luckily I don't have to find out.

    2. Re:Save your breath. by DeBaas · · Score: 3, Funny

      ehm, numbers give them headaches. Use graphs and pictures. And the first slide should be some stock photo with smiling young people that are engaged in something completely unrelated.

      Oh and if you report on a project, use a traffic light that is green or use smileys...

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    3. Re:Save your breath. by fermion · · Score: 1
      When I see things like this, I tend to think, you know that everyone times is money, right? So it a report is written, assuming that every is suitably busy, reading a longer report is going cost a lot more than an executive summary.

      That said, what I might do is include an addendum that list the major events of the period, maybe a bit of the troubleshooting involved, and the solution. This could be included under the guise of documentation, without actually identifying any single person as the hero. Anything else, IMHO, is going to look like the department is overstaffed and is killing time by writing self serving reports.

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    4. Re:Save your breath. by cogeek · · Score: 1

      PowerPoint! Who doesn't appreciate a good PowerPoint presentation?

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    5. Re:Save your breath. by Penguinisto · · Score: 5, Funny

      I have a better idea, courtesy of politics:

      "We have successfully prevented Al Qaeda from taking down our infrastructure in April"

      "This month, we are proud to announce that our infrastructure is now gender-neutral and completely embraces the LGBT community!"

      "The IT datacenter is now fully secure against velociraptor attacks."

      "We are happy to inform you that as of this month, our IT infrastructure is 100% Animal Cruelty Free!"

      "For the month of April, we have completed our (self) certification, and as a result we now feature only Free Range servers in our infrastructure."

      ... I used to insert bits like this a few employers ago, just to see who actually read the reports. But then, I live in Portland, so even then half of those got glossed over. :(

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    6. Re:Save your breath. by sootman · · Score: 1

      > Oh and if you report on a project, use a traffic
      > light that is green or use smileys...

      Reminds me of my all-time favorite picture example.

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    7. Re:Save your breath. by funwithBSD · · Score: 2

      Set fires, put them out.

      Take credit.

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    8. Re:Save your breath. by rnturn · · Score: 1

      ``...try to make it fun and use lots of specific numbers, management types like that.''

      Be careful, though. Some years ago someone in IT management where I was working invented a metric to be reported to upper management that, basically, was "disk space used". The (boneheaded) idea was that more disk space in use means business growth. The trouble was that when we asked for clarification about what disk space was to be reported the reply was that we were supposed to report ALL disk space used by the systems; not just the disk space used by the applications, databases, etc. So what happened was that nobody erased any files. Temp files? Keep 'em... makes IT look good. Multiple copies of files? Keep those, too. More disk utilization makes IT look good you know. You can imagine the gnashing of teeth that resulted when we got close to filling up a couple of disks and I whacked a ton of old junk files I found sitting out on those disks.

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    9. Re:Save your breath. by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      I usually start by telling where I've buried the bodies.

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    10. Re:Save your breath. by FuzzyDustBall · · Score: 1

      A government agency I contracted for had a committee spend years coming up with status reporting and the best they cam up with is a 3 color system (stop light) that could be rolled up.

    11. Re:Save your breath. by just_a_monkey · · Score: 1

      Are you saying that half of those were actually noticed?

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    12. Re:Save your breath. by pr0fessor · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I have been known to send in purchase requests for Industrial Donut Makers, Espresso Machines, etc...

      They are never approved but when they come back and laugh about it, that is a great time to bring up a serious purchase request that has been stuck.

    13. Re:Save your breath. by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      "We are happy to inform you that as of this month, our IT infrastructure is 100% Animal Cruelty Free!"

      The best part of that is the presumption that it previously was not. This is the point at which you are forced to explain to your IT director that a squirrel cage is not, in fact, animal cruelty, but rather an essential safety system. It can only go downhill from there.

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    14. Re:Save your breath. by jandersen · · Score: 1

      You expect too much of managers; their level is more like:

      "It was a dark and stormy night; the datagrams fell in torrents â" except at occasional intervals, when they was checked by a violent gust of BGP requests which swept through the infrastruture (for it is in the Datacenter that our scene lies), rattling along the NICs, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the LEDs that struggled against the darkness."

    15. Re: Save your breath. by knightghost · · Score: 1

      You're probably on to something there. Projects fall into 2 areas: TCO (you have to do it) and ROI (its a profit driver). Show drivers to lower TCO and increase ROI. Charts and graphs are very good. Trending graphs are good, especially if you can place major event points in them.

      Scientists and Engineers are despised in the North American and European cultures. It takes a lot of marketing to make them socially palatable.

    16. Re:Save your breath. by Lord+Lemur · · Score: 1

      This is a bad idea. The PHB wants one thing, and that is to feel superior to others. When you put big, confusing numbers and acyronims infront of him he feels uncomfortable. Make shit easy, and speak his language. We spend X dollars, we get Y less downtime then similar organizations. We cost Z less then similar organizations. We earned for you $Z + (Y(Profit per Hour)). Look how much better you are at manging your IT resouces then company A B an C. It gives him something to boast about with his frenemies at A B and C. IT commonly doesn't do a good job of expressing it's bussiness case in a manner that bussiness types really appreciate.

      Alternatively, if your not earning your company money, you can highlight what you need to increase that number.

      And bring candy.

    17. Re:Save your breath. by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      "The IT datacenter is now fully secure against velociraptor attacks."

      Do you have proof of this? Making unsubstantiated claims can get you fired. ;-)

  2. Give them a system that does not function by ganjadude · · Score: 4, Funny

    give them a system that doesnt function how they want.
    When they complain, give them what they want
    profit!

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    1. Re:Give them a system that does not function by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      give them a system that doesnt function how they want.
        When they complain, give them what they want
      profit!

      Bonus points: make the mis-function a small matter of changing the configuration files; that way you can spend a week or two "fixing" the problem.

      ...on the other hand, I once fired someone for doing that - repeatedly. You can fool the non-techies that way, but if your IT Director or internal customers are gearheads, or you service a development team of any size, you can screw yourself over very quickly.

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    2. Re:Give them a system that does not function by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...on the other hand, I once fired someone for doing that - repeatedly.

      Geez, how many times did you fire the guy before wising up?

  3. Simple -- make it sexy. by RailGunner · · Score: 1

    Talk about how servicing web requests pounded your application servers long and hard during peak hours.

    1. Re:Simple -- make it sexy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Here's how we keep the systems running just the way you like it:
      unzip; strip; while true; do touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; fsck; umount; sleep; wakeup; done

    2. Re:Simple -- make it sexy. by nctritech · · Score: 1

      sh: wakeup: command not found

      The end.

  4. Three easy steps by Krishnoid · · Score: 1
    1. Select some well-known, compelling characters, and prepare to infringe someone's intellectual property
    2. ???
    3. Profit!
  5. Take the SimCity transportation advisor approach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You can't cut back on funding! YOU'LL REGRET THIS!

  6. Tell them how the users screwed things up by smooth+wombat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Try this one:

    Jane felt there were too many cables under her desk so she took her scissors to several of them and cut them back to the floor opening.

    Our team successfully ran new cables and got the network up and running in the space of half an hour as well proactively took steps to prevent such an occurrence in the future by tossing Jane out the window.

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    1. Re:Tell them how the users screwed things up by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      And how when Jane came back as a mindless undead zombie, the team successfully decapitated her with only marginal losses to the secretarial pool.

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    2. Re:Tell them how the users screwed things up by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 5, Funny

      Try this one:

      Jane felt there were too many cables under her desk so she took her scissors to several of them and cut them back to the floor opening.

      Our team successfully ran new cables and got the network up and running in the space of half an hour as well proactively took steps to prevent such an occurrence in the future by tossing Jane out the window.

      Wrong approach. I suggest this:

      The slow throbbing of the server room A/C barely distracted from the stifling heat. As Jane sat restlessly in her thigh-length, red skirt, a bead of sweat dripped onto the network cables below. Her display, a pitiful 17" CRT from the mid `90's, flickered a 404 error. Jim, the strong but quiet network repair main, soon knocked on her office door. Despite wearing a workman's coveralls, his powerful frame was clearly visible with each move he made. He casually walked up to Jane's desk, leaned in close, and looked at her intensely with his sea-gray eyes. He said casually, but close in, "Cable trouble. I need to get down there."

    3. Re:Tell them how the users screwed things up by Payden+K.+Pringle · · Score: 1

      Is it hot in here, or is it just the thermal induction?

    4. Re:Tell them how the users screwed things up by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      Is it hot in here, or is it just the thermal induction?

      The wire wound its way around the steel-hard rod. Electrons pulsed their way up the wire, gently feeling their way through each quantum hole in the wire. As each electron pushed through the wire, the rod trembled with tiny Foucault currents. Each electron made the rod hotter...

      What the hell is wrong with me tonight??? If this isn't a sign that I need to get some sleep, I don't know what is. Cheers.

    5. Re:Tell them how the users screwed things up by Melkman · · Score: 1

      Errrm, I think you need something else than sleep. Although a bed is often used for it.

  7. Make the company money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If you can relate the work to how it is saving or making the company money that would likely be well received.

    1. Re:Make the company money by sjames · · Score: 1

      They would be shocked to see the real figures there. For example, by maintaining spreadsheet and database functions, 3 employees were able to do the work of 100 at a savings of $320,000 this month....

  8. It's all about presentation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Hire Morgan Freeman or Patrick Stewart to read your presentation. They can read a phone book and still give folks pleasant, comforting feeling, reassuring your audience that all is well.

    Or if you need to terrify the motherlovers into never crossing you, get Samuel Jackson.

  9. The better question is: "Should you...?" by Clyde+Machine · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why is it that they need to be told a compelling story? Appreciation is nice, yes, but is it necessary for them to be wow-ed in every future report? Like OP said, they expect functioning systems and get functioning systems, and people get mad when things don't work right.

    1. Re:The better question is: "Should you...?" by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Precisely. Does the submitter walk into an office building and think to themselves, "I'm glad those construction worker's knew what they were doing, must remember to send them a thank-you note"? - Of course not. If you want your employer to "appreciate" something you provide then stop providing it, but be prepared to be sacked for your disruptive narcissism.

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  10. Mass exodus or spin doctor by Dishwasha · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What is the best way to construct a compelling story for upper management so they'll appreciate the hard work that an IT department does?

    In my many years of experience none of this will ever change until a mass exodus of the IT department occurs and all the unappreciated talent leaves. And even then executives will probably never be able grasp how good they really had it because they'll be in recovery mode for a minimum of the next 3 years.

    The only other situation I've seen is when the CTO is a really charismatic guy who can describe the most simplest of task in the most interesting way and can play enough politics so people kiss his butt to make sure he's happy. Then the CTO tells his underlings how appreciated they are by the executives even though they themselves never thought to say so.

    1. Re:Mass exodus or spin doctor by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      Another good situation can be if some people in upper management have recently moved from a company whose IT infrastructure was totally borked, to a new one where stuff actually works. That can lead to some genuine appreciation of how good things are, at least until the novelty wears off. Kind of like if you move from a building where the HVAC system is shit, to one where it keeps temperature and doesn't smell like mold, people will have glowing comments about how great the HVAC is in the new building... at least for a few months.

    2. Re:Mass exodus or spin doctor by k8to · · Score: 1

      Far from it.

      IT Departments fail from the inside over time, and are replaced by mindless outsourcers, contract buyers, and CIO magazine readers. Productivity decreases drastically as the employees are blocked from effectively doing their jobs by infrastructure problems, and no one at the top even understands the problem enough to be upset about it.

      That's the usual pattern.

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  11. So... providing electricity is easy, IT is hard? by amosh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It sounds like you're upset because upper management is treating you like infrastructure, rather than the heroes you are?

    You made the point yourself - nobody cheers when the lights come on, they get pissed when they go out. IT SHOULD be boring and dull. To an average person in your company, they shouldn't - EVER - care about how or why their systems work.

    Do you think providing electricity isn't a difficult enterprise, requiring a huge number of highly-trained people doing a bunch of things right, 24/7? And I bet, a hundred years ago, people looked at people working in "electricity" the same way people looked at "IT" twenty years ago.

    It's not 100 years ago. It's not 20 years ago. And we're not heroes or geniuses. We're plumbers. (Except that we're too dumb to unionize.) If anything, we are incredibly lucky that our uses are satisfied with the - in most cases - poor level of service they receive. Think about it - in all the time you've worked in IT, how many times have you seen the electricity in a building just go out, without explanation? Now, how many times have you seen major server outages, costing more than a million dollars in lost productivity? For me, I have never seen an electrical outage not related to a major disaster that kept everyone out of the building anyway. I have seen at least 5 outages that led to $1m or more in losses - and three of them were for stupid, easily preventible things. (Really? You upgraded both the primary and backup SAN at once, and killed the entire network for six hours when the patch turned out to not run properly?)

    Take another look at your question. It's premised on the proposition that IT SHOULDN'T be boring and dull - which I disagree with entirely - and that IT should get more appreciation than it does, which is questionable at best. What's driving you to ask those questions, in that way?

  12. ITT: Amateurs with daddy issues. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME, CHIEF DADDY OFFICER?

    Pay attention to meeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!111111eleven

  13. Some sour lemons by mwfischer · · Score: 2, Informative

    Don't listen to all these bitter pricks.

    Execs know the job of IT is to maintain systems and to increase work-efficiency through collaborative technology.

    Instead of being boring "yeah everything fine, piss off" announce internal initiatives and goals that even a commoner can understand. Talk about important milestones or stories of exceptional (and actual) personal achievement. If you track your hours, announce how many man-hours were placed into a particular project. Show me the numbers.

    If you fall into that "we work hard" crying bullshit, fuck you. My cat works trying to get that god damn dot with no results. I want to see results that people OUTSIDE OF IT actually like. If you did something that took 5,000 hours and everything sucks and the users don't like it... why did you do it in the first place? That's when the inquisitions start.

    1. Re:Some sour lemons by bobstreo · · Score: 2

      Don't listen to all these bitter pricks.

      Execs know the job of IT is to maintain systems and to increase work-efficiency through collaborative technology.

      Instead of being boring "yeah everything fine, piss off" announce internal initiatives and goals that even a commoner can understand. Talk about important milestones or stories of exceptional (and actual) personal achievement. If you track your hours, announce how many man-hours were placed into a particular project. Show me the numbers.

      If you fall into that "we work hard" crying bullshit, fuck you. My cat works trying to get that god damn dot with no results. I want to see results that people OUTSIDE OF IT actually like. If you did something that took 5,000 hours and everything sucks and the users don't like it... why did you do it in the first place? That's when the inquisitions start.

      And include metrics like hours/money saved by efforts, improvements to the corporate bottom line. Metrics about improved efficiency. Metrics showing things like help desk calls by technology. THEN you make the pretty graphs. You could work on some initiatives like providing dashboarding for anything THEY think is of value so they can just look at nice green and red buttons on a single screen.

      I'd also like to suggest examining the users that have submitted the most (non value) Help Desk tickets to see if you can have them killed, umm I mean downsized.

  14. How do you tell a compelling story by sideslash · · Score: 5, Funny

    How do you tell a compelling story about IT infrastructure?

    Once upon a time, there was a filing cabinet. This was no ordinary filing cabinet, for it sat beside a large server rack, and every day it gazed longingly at the shiny, blinking machines and wondered what it was like to be in the cloud storage business.

    How's that, OK for a start?

    1. Re:How do you tell a compelling story by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 2

      How do you tell a compelling story about IT infrastructure?

      Once upon a time, there was a filing cabinet.

      How about inspiration from last year's winners of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, such as this gem:

      What the Highway Department's chief IT guy for the new computerized roadway hated most was listening to the 'smart' components complain about being mixed with asphalt instead of silicon and made into speed bumps instead of graceful vases, like the one today from chip J176: "I coulda had glass; I coulda been a container; I coulda been some bottle, instead of a bump, which is what I am."

    2. Re:How do you tell a compelling story by jonyen · · Score: 1

      Hmm, intriguing...please continue.

  15. It's like ANY structure that needs maintenance by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

    I don't know how you tell compelling stories getting into actual details without jargon and descriptions that will probably cause management to shut down and stop listening. ("He's going on again about some electronics crap I've never heard of...")

    But one can easily create analogies. Your infrastructure is like your house, for example. You need to maintain the shingles on your roof, paint the wooden siding on your house, caulk up the cracks when they appear. Occasionally, you get a rotten board and you replace it. You get a leaking roof and you patch it. Occasionally, you need to deploy more extreme measures when the rats get in or termites are in the walls -- but if you put out the bait traps first, you might avoid expensive repairs to begin with.

    Is it possible to do nothing on your house for a little while and it will keep functioning? Sure. But the longer you go without painting the siding and patching the roof, the deeper the problems get as wind and water and mice and termites start eating away... and suddenly you're stuck taking out a home equity loan just to do repairs.

    I don't know if this is the kind of "story" you're looking for, but you can probably come up with some sort of analogy using anything that requires regular maintenance to explain what you're doing. It may not be the kind of language you'd use in an official report, but if you're chatting with the management, it can at least get across the necessity of the kind of work needed in the background to keep stuff working.

    To this "story," you can add the use of graphs and visuals. "Look at this trendline -- this is how much money we start to lose if we didn't do X, but we implemented a new policy, and now look at the savings!" Emphasize measures of "efficiency," and make comparisons to what would happen if you didn't pay attention to whatever routine things you do (with graphs illustrating the difference).

    Visuals + compelling (though potentially inaccurate) analogies in plain language will generally get your point across to non-tech specialists.

  16. How can the internet be so big and weigh nothing? by MRe_nl · · Score: 1
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  17. Save them money... by HaeMaker · · Score: 1

    Churn the network, storage and server vendors to constantly reduce costs. Money talks.

  18. Re:So... providing electricity is easy, IT is hard by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    I have never seen an electrical outage not related to a major disaster that kept everyone out of the building anyway

    Oh, man, that must be nice. In the USA we have outages every few months as there's no redundancy on the grid.

    and that IT should get more appreciation than it does, which is questionable at best

    While it's silly to need such appreciation, humans do. Do they want to get accolates from the CEO? Just tell him that employees who feel very appreciated will work for up to 20% less. True story - it's fiscally irresponsible to allow any of your employees to feel unappreciated as they will demand more money and have lower productivity. And also it's not very kind, but if your CEO is a high-functioning psychopath, that doesn't carry much water.

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  19. Re:So... providing electricity is easy, IT is hard by BaronM · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Nice to see someone who gets it. I've been in the IT infrastructure business for many years now, and I think that plumbing, electrical, or another skilled trade is exactly the right analogy.

    That said, the answer to the question that I've found is that the compelling story you tell about infrastructure is all about the future. Specifically, how you plan to evolve that infrastructure to support the changing IT environment and needs of the business while staying within reasonable and predictable budgets. 'Predictable' can not be overemphasized.

    At any time, you should be able to tell the business managers what your infrastructure will look like in 1, 3, 5 years, what that will cost, what alternatives you have considered, and what the major risks are.

  20. Re:So... providing electricity is easy, IT is hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The problem is that if it runs without issue, then there is a tendency to assume that IT is just doing nothing, and the top brass will start cost-cutting by dropping headcount, outsourcing jobs, and so on.

    Pennywise, pound foolish, but that is how a lot of companies work.

  21. Change the Conversation by Lonboder · · Score: 1

    Infrastructure is boring and complicated. It's like a bridge: it takes smart people, good engineers and science to build one, and then ten-thousand people a day drive across it and most never notice. To really appreciate it, you need to have a great deal of specialized knowledge.

    Your management doesn't care. They care if the bridge falls down, but not if it stays up. So, change the conversation. I bet there's a ton of stuff you do that they -do- care about. Have you saved money? Have you delivered a new business intelligence metric? Have you made the office environment nicer to work in? Have you automated a process and saved some labor hours? Have you made sure all the higher-ups have the best new tech gadgets?

    Your management cares about the core business operations. Learn from them what they think about, what's on their minds. Read the same trade journals they do. Learn the buzzwords. Then proactively think of IT solutions to business problems. If your IT department isn't cash-positive, think about how it could be.

    If all you really do is infrastructure, you're boring and replaceable. Strategically locate yourself closer to the center of the business, get off the fringes, and participate. That's what will get you seen and appreciated.

  22. You're fucked, and here's why by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    If the IT Infrastructure is working, then why are you needed?
    If the IT Infrastructure has problems, why are you not fixing them for what we are paying you?

    Many companies despise the IT dept because it doesn't generate revenue. It's a parasitic requirement knowing they must sink money to maintain and keep up with the rest of the business world. Queue the worlds tiniest violins.

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    1. Re:You're fucked, and here's why by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      No, he means queue. Coz it's one damn thing after another.

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  23. First-Responder's Award by SethJohnson · · Score: 1

    Give out an annual award to someone on the IT staff who jumped on more Severity 1 tickets than anyone else. When everyone else wanted to be in bed asleep, this person was the one who tirelessly answered the pager and ran into the burning buildings to rescue the crashed servers. The holder of the award is your best first-responder. Having this plaque on the wall reminds management of the crises that were resolved in heroic fashion.

    Sure, there's no award for the person who prevented drama from happening in the first place. But that's kind of the way it goes with heroes.

  24. The only thing is... by pigiron · · Score: 1

    to do it for less money.

    1. Re:The only thing is... by afidel · · Score: 1

      Sure, compare the cost of what you host to what it would cost on Amazon/Azure, if you're doing things halfway competently it's not hard to beat those rates by a few hundred percent =)

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    2. Re:The only thing is... by pigiron · · Score: 1

      Give that man a raise!

  25. Make it look/act like this (neat) D3.JS based info by GregL.Huddleston · · Score: 1

    Check out this Forbes web-article re: "The Way Americans Die" as (what I beliueve) is a fastastic way to convey (boring!) information in a web-based compelling way: @ http://www.bloomberg.com/datav... If you view-source they are using D3.JS to do the charting (in a great way, I proclaim) Thats what guys like me 'do' if you need help in creating such a thing. I say this is how 'all' info will need to go to management, eventually (but inside a mobile-tablet app) over a secure connection will become the norm over time. Just my 2 cents. Cheers //GH

  26. easy. by nblender · · Score: 1

    Months since someone made us your problem: 3
    Months until our budget must go up 8.67%: 7
    Months until somene makes us your problem if we don't get our budget increase: 8

  27. Re:So... providing electricity is easy, IT is hard by amosh · · Score: 2

    Uh, I live in the USA, and I've worked in IT or other fields in three different major metro areas, and a dozen or so smaller areas. I've never - NEVER - seen this happen. I'm not saying it never happens, just that I've never seen it. Major, crippling IT outages happen all the time.

    I even live in an area right now with a power provider to my home (Pepco) who is absolutely awful. Never seen an electrical outage take out an office I worked at.

    Your second point is a good one, though one that's easily generalizable. EVERYONE should get more appreciation than they do. Janitors work a lot harder than I do, their work is worse and they get paid a fraction of what I get paid. But boy do I bitch if I come into an office that looks filthy. (Although, to be fair, I do go out of my way to say thank you.) So, yes, it's true, IT should be more appreciated. So should everyone else.

    And - if we're being honest - then we should ask ourselves if, in general, we deliver a product that's so good that we deserve commendation for it. In my experience, this is rarely the case. In the industry - IE, when talking to other IT people - we know the difference between a good shop and a bad shop. But for someone on the outside, 99% of IT shops provide a bad user experience. We're ALL bad shops. So yes, it might be better to pat the plumber on the head - but honestly, if I'm the CEO, I really just don't have time to salve the feelings of a whiny plumber.

  28. Re:Make it look/act like this (neat) D3.JS based i by GregL.Huddleston · · Score: 1

    sorry spell-check greg, spell check "what I believe") LOL

  29. Re:So... providing electricity is easy, IT is hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    No, it's because management is likely to treat them as disposable and excess expenses that need to be cut. Being boring and dull is not necessarily cheap, it can be quite expensive, and to the average person, they don't care, even though they should realize that somebody has to care.

    And no, the submission didn't indicate that providing electricity was easy. They indicated it was thankless when it worked normally, but only when bad things happen do people care.

    So yeah, the question is actually premised on the opposite direction than you think, and the driving force is probably a thoughtless management that wants to be dazzled or it shuts off the money tap.

  30. Re:Take the SimCity transportation advisor approac by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

    You will rue the day!

    RUE!

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  31. Re:So... providing electricity is easy, IT is hard by amosh · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This has never been my experience. This sounds like the kind of thing a lot of people SAY happens - but I've worked at enough places, in and out of the server room, that I question whether it actually DOES happen. Does IT need to justify its budget? OF COURSE. Everyone does. Every single department, every year. But in most places I've been, IT budgets go in one direction only - up. (And in the federal space, where I've been working recently, they go up hugely, for a terrible product.) And I've never been in a functional company where the people making the budget decisions don't recognize that infrastructure has value.

    The best IT shops - the few and far between where things truly "run without issue" (and I've never been in such a place, though I was in one or two which were pretty close) are like that because management DOES recognize the need for the proper investment and support for these mission-critical systems. Frankly, I'd LOVE to see a counterexample. While we love the idea of the bastard systems engineer who keeps his systems running like clockwork despite being hated and despised... that's not the reality. If things are working well, it's because there's support at every level.

    Again, your mileage may vary - and if you have been in a shop where this was in fact the case, I'd love to hear the actual story.

  32. Re:So... providing electricity is easy, IT is hard by amosh · · Score: 2

    But the OP didn't suggest that the money tap was being shut off - just that they weren't getting their RDA of head-pats.

  33. Keep a running tally of crisis reported by others by sandytaru · · Score: 1

    From Slashdot, or any other place where people complain about horrible incidents that should have been prevented, but weren't (e.g. lack of power backup plan takes local hospital offline for hours, or severe data breach costs local company their customer's trust.) Of these stories, keep a list of the ones YOU took the appropriate steps to prevent. Then tidy these numbers up into a graph that shows the total number of potential incidents versus your total number of actual incidents. The ratio should be good, if things are boring.

    This puts it in concrete numbers that you're doing your homework and preventing the fires from even starting.

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  34. Start with... by sootman · · Score: 1

    Start with, what is the hard work that you're doing, and why -- specifically -- are you doing it? Installing patches? Writing scripts? For what reason? And never just "because that's what we do" or "because that's just what you do to keep things good" Describe everything as "What we did" -> "Why we did it" with a specific goal for each action. "Installed Acrobat and Java patches to keep desktops secure against 4 new exploits found this week." "Wrote a script to deploy patches in an automated fashion to reduce the risk of errors during deployment that would lead to downtime." "Added 10 TB to the SAN to provide necessary amount of redundant storage to meet current needs." I mean, some of the stuff will never sound exciting, but if the reasons you're doing them are understandable, that should help. If you're lucky, some of the things will be exciting with a big payoff: "Wrote a new bookkeeping app to cut the time needed to process timecards by 50%."

    In all honesty, it is like trying to describe what a utility does, or what any normal person would do in their day-to-day life. "Replaced carbon in filter to prevent people from getting sick from drinking water." "Put gas in tank so I would continue to be able to drive places." "Cleaned my room to make it easier to find things later when needed." Maybe not exciting, but if it's understandable, that's a start. For everything you do, there needs to be a result, and the result should either be a benefit, or a necessary action to maintain a certain level of functionality. Spell it out every time.

    Yes, it'll sound to yourself like you're just finding 100 different ways to say "I did my job because it needed to be done", but if that's what you need to do, that's what you need to do. I have to do the same kind of BS for my yearly job-performance stuff -- setting goals and then assessing myself. It's painful because my job just boils down to "Do whatever my boss says needs to be done", but I have to phrase it like it was my magical idea to get data from one system into another. "Created and implemented a plan to move data from A to B so the accounting department could continue to function" -- ugh. But it's what they want to hear.

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  35. I hate to tell you by nospam007 · · Score: 2

    ...but nobody ever reads those.

  36. Tie it back to the business by TechMcZorTron · · Score: 2

    Having produced these for many years, the compelling story management wants is how your department impacts the overall business.

    Tie your report back to the business because that's the only thing management cares about: people, time, costs, risks, major or significant projects / changes, future plans to improve the business or reduce costs and risks.

    Develop metrics so that you can show how well you're doing on your current SLA's, downtime, hours / incident, etc. You can provide a graph week over week to show improvements. You can also show how user / customer incident volume goes up over time, and how much time you're spending on specific projects.

    Specify new goals - "reduce SLA response by 5%", "build new system to mitigate this new risk you guys made"

    Your in the drivers seat to show how you're doing the best for the overall business.

  37. Here's how you tell a compelling story. by hey! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You talk about something the listener wants to hear. Things that interest them.

    It's simple in principle but tough in practice because you need to know your audience. The only way to do that is to listen to them. What are *they* talking about? What are they trying to get the company to do? Use that to frame your story. So if it's trying to cut costs, tell them a story about how you successfully cut costs; or even better, how you *failed* to cut costs and but then later on figured out a better way. If they're pushing some management theory, show how you are putting it into practice, and how it's going to solve some long standing problem you've been struggling with.

    There's not a "clear bright line" between effective communication and kissing ass. Superficially it looks much the same because both involve getting the audience to connect your story to something significant to them. The difference is in what you intend the audience to take away. If they come away knowing something about IT they didn't know before, that's solid communication.

    Communication requires some shared frame of reference; a common model to which the symbols you are exchanging refers. I learned that on the first page of my data communications theory text, and it's true for human communications too. To communicate effectively with an audience you have to speak in their language. If you don't, everything you'll say just sounds just blibber-blabber to them, even if they're a *smart* audience.

    That's another simple-sounding principle that's hard to put into practice. If you want to communicate unfamiliar information to someone, you have to bridge the gap and familiarize yourself with their mental landscape. Imagine a cosmetologist is tasked with explaining to you how to select and apply make-up. If she talked to you the way she'd talk to another cosmetics geek, you wouldn't learn anything. If she related it to something you already understood, like the OSI network stack or the 3SAT boolean satisfiability problem, you might learn something. But it would be a lot of work on her part; it's a lot easier to pretend you understand what she's talking about and hope you come away with something.

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    1. Re:Here's how you tell a compelling story. by oh · · Score: 1

      Ignoring the joke answers this is probably the best answer here.

      We work in support services - unless you are an IT service provider you aren't part of the business that makes money. You support the business, but you aren't the business. Think about all those other support functions, HR, finance, legal, office facilities - they are all needed too but I don't often hear them asking to be appreciated by management.

      To the OP - What is your objective? You say you want management to "appreciate the hard work that an IT department does?" - but why?

          * Job security?
          * Pay/conditions?
          * To make yourself feel good?

      Turn the question around and ask "What does management appreciate?" - Face it, you aren't going to change your your boss but you can change the way you communicate, or better still, change the way you do things.

      Do they value cost control? Show how you did your job on a budget - grab some analyst papers and show how you do it cheaper then comparable industry segments. If you start reporting on this then it will also drive yourself to manage costs well, so you should be able to report on cost savings and improvements. Be honest about who YOUR competitors are - your should be benchmarking yourself against outsourcers and "cloud" vendors. Again, this drive behaviour, make the cost comparison and deliver what management really wants.

      If you have management that hates downtime, but you have trouble showing the hard work you do to maintain that - rethink what you are doing. You aren't keeping the systems up, you are addressing things that could go wrong. Do you maintain an operational risk matrix? Start formally recording and tracking what could go wrong, use it to focus you work appropriately and summarise this to management to demonstrate all the monsters under the bed you are chasing out that they never see. It is also a great way to get funding if you report on something in the risk matrix for 18 month as a future issue.. You have the opportunity to forecast things like hardware refreshes and forced software upgrades to management - presented in terms that are meaningful to them (e.g. "medium risks of downtime costing >$250,000 revenue can be resolved for $75,000") and you are able to report on all the risks you have removed? Are you working on things that aren't in the risk matrix? Why? Either get it on the risk matrix, start reporting it as project work (that someone else can justify the value of) or stop doing it.

      Excuse the cynicism, but while it is possible that you are doing a great job you management would love if they knew, the fact you are asking the question highlights that you don't understand what senior management values. If you don't understand, how do you know you really are doing a valuable job? Sure you are working hard, but that isn't the same. I have seen technically competent hardworking people loose their jobs to outsourcers because they weren't delivering what senior management expected. Unless you are prepared to re-think your priorities to you are not going to get the results you want.

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  38. Already tried something like this once. by rnturn · · Score: 1

    I used to work in an organization associated, primarily, with aviation. Many of the projects had nothing to do with actually doing any flying but the director of the organization was an avid pilot with a gazillion hours of instrument flight experience. Any projects that offered an opportunity for him to contribute by doing some flying seemed to always get his attention. My projects tended to be simulations or other studies that resulted in a lot of equations, charts, and graphs but no chances for flight time. One day, to pass the time during a flight to Washington, I took along a couple of binders of source code (printed on the old green bar paper, of course) that I annotated during the flight with notes about changes to make, places where more comments were needed... boring stuff like that. In the following monthly progress report I noted that my software had been flight tested and the results were promising. The director was not particularly amused.

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    1. Re:Already tried something like this once. by Idarubicin · · Score: 1

      I took along a couple of binders of source code [...] that I annotated during the flight with notes about changes to make, places where more comments were needed... boring stuff like that. In the following monthly progress report I noted that my software had been flight tested and the results were promising. The director was not particularly amused.

      Well, of course the director was unamused. During flight testing you noted documentation errors and several out-and-out flaws in the code, and then you tried to pass that pile of dreck off to him as "promising". Be honest--your code only survived the landing because the pilot intervened and took control of the aircraft. In the future, maybe you shouldn't try to sugarcoat things.

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    2. Re:Already tried something like this once. by rnturn · · Score: 1

      That was but one data point but other coworkers were able to contribute others that allowed us to conclude that the director had virtually no sense of humor.

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  39. Management cares about the bottom line by Just+Brew+It! · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you're primarily focused on meeting the letter of "service level agreements", IMO you've already entered what I'll call "metrics hell" -- a desolate realm where meeting some (more likely than not) ill-conceived measure of "performance" takes precedence over actually helping your users get their jobs done more efficiently. Closing helpdesk tickets within some predefined timeframe is meaningless in the grand scheme of things if you haven't actually solved the users' problems.

    1. Re:Management cares about the bottom line by k8to · · Score: 1

      More briefly: Service Level Agreements are accepting failure and then trying to limit it.

      Service Level Agreements get demanded for communication paths or trust relationships that have already failed, and now someone is demanding a limit to the amount of failure.

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    2. Re:Management cares about the bottom line by k8to · · Score: 1

      You're simply underinformed.

      it's possible to have service level agreements about things like uptime of a service that is wholly managed by a provider that are sane. Things like how much is guaranteed before payment is reduced or no longer expected.

      However that's not what IT departments deal in. No IT department starts losing funding if they fuck up the DNS infastructure for 2 weeks. No IT department loses its funding if they fuck up the spanning tree for the 5th time in a single year.

      SLAs in this context are about "we promise to write a pointless reply email within 1 day" and such, which are the VAST MAJORITY of SLAs in the overall computing and IT industries. And if you had any breadth of experience you would know that.

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  40. Ummm...how bout tell them what you did? by MillerHighLife21 · · Score: 2

    So...bear with me here:

    - If your team worked their tails off to make sure things ran smoothly...tell them what you did to make it run smoothly and why it's helping.
    - If your team kept the lights on and averted disaster in some way...tell them what your excellent monitoring facilities helped to detect in advance and exactly how you prevented the problem before it started
    - If your team responded to tickets / infrastructure requests from development and helped other teams reach their goals...tell them how you did that

    Is it so much of a stretch to not just say "Well, nothing died. You need not know why." and actually tell them WHY everything runs so well?

    In company meetings and reports you aren't supposed to be humble. You're supposed to brag on yourself and your team because whoever is giving the report is the sole advocate for why your team is valuable. If you have somebody who is not doing that, then you need somebody else representing your team at these meetings.

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  41. "if the log roles over we will all be dead" by spads · · Score: 1

    xx

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  42. You need someone with a liberal arts degree by Larry_Dillon · · Score: 1

    Engineers are great at math but you need someone who excels with language.

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  43. Re:So... providing electricity is easy, IT is hard by amosh · · Score: 1

    I really, really, really hope you're just joking/trolling. Because if not, I think "electricity is just wires" is my next "the internet is a series of tubes". :-)

  44. The only way to get noticed is cost... by ruir · · Score: 1

    Start billing other departments. No seriously, track projects and maintenance tasks to a bare minimum so you are able to do some mock calculations how much you would cost if you were outsourced. That is the only language they understand.

    1. Re:The only way to get noticed is cost... by jamesdood · · Score: 1

      Agreed, just do the metrics of what it costs to run your workload on Amazon, when the Amazon price becomes cheaper then look for another job... This is the way it will go as IT infrastructure is a utility, nothing more. Now if you are doing specialized IT (HPC, healthcare, R&D) that can't be easily moved to the "cloud" it will be staved off a few more years, but in the end I would expect 90%+ of all computing to be done at large data centers that sell cycles... After all it is the bean counters who tend to run everything and unless there is competitive advantage to doing it yourself then why would you want to?

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    2. Re:The only way to get noticed is cost... by ruir · · Score: 1

      Have you noticed many businesses use AWS and on despite that, they still have IT people? The point is really IT is seen by many only as a cost center, just because often they do not keep tabs on what value they bring to the organisation. "Billing" other departments could be an interesting exercise. IT also boils down to your size, if you are a middle to large organisation, it is not wise to go without your own IT services.

  45. If you can't dazzle them with brillance, by RatherBeAnonymous · · Score: 1

    baffle them with bullshit.
                - W. C. Fields

  46. Re:So... providing electricity is easy, IT is hard by afidel · · Score: 1

    Think about it - in all the time you've worked in IT, how many times have you seen the electricity in a building just go out, without explanation? Now, how many times have you seen major server outages, costing more than a million dollars in lost productivity?

    Uh, my infrastructure has a MUCH higher uptime percentage than the local grid, we've had to send home the entire main campus workforce 3 times in the last 2 years due to power issues, we've had to do that once in the last 8 years due to IT issues (SAN meltdown due to poorly designed switches).

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  47. sigma-5 by swschrad · · Score: 1

    99.998% uptime, 974 exabits moved without error, 56 firewall intercepts of phishing variety, 12,467 blocks to blacklist sites, 14,273,996 successful shopping cart transactions with 2 abandons, 67 helpless desk calls with cust satisfaction of 99% on survey, 3 new C-level gadgets installed of 3 requests, projects on or ahead of schedule... aw, what the heck, 2 BOFH reports and 3 replacements hired...

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  48. Re:So... providing electricity is easy, IT is hard by sribe · · Score: 2

    Electricity is, outside of the actual generating plants, just wires.

    And transformers. And lots of electronics to monitor things, all geographically distributed. And interconnects (with lots of transformers), which will be remotely controlled to shunt power between sub-grids. And fancy algorithms to monitor demand, and weather, and predict future demand, and start bringing generators (and sometimes entire plants) on- and off-line with enough lead time to meet actual demand. And the bringing of generators on- and off-line can be a very complex process in itself.

    And I don't even really know anything about the power grid--I'm just a consumer. So you have given us a shining example of the classic IT nitwit arrogance: "anything I do not do is trivial" ;-)

  49. How are your resources used? by roc97007 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "We have twelve thousand users accessing our resources daily. Those resources have collectively exhibited a 99.997% uptime.

    "We see nine terabytes of data flowing through our networks on a weekly basis."

    "We manage nineteen B2B connections representing 22.5 million dollars a month in company business."

    "We process an average of 120 helpdesk tickets a day, with a mean time to resolution of eight minutes."

    And so forth. I've also seen reports on capital equipment vs overhead, trending over the last X number of years. It's useful to show, for instance, that the majority of your costs are not personnel related, lest upper management get the idea that they could save a buttload of money by outsourcing personnel to a bunch of taxi drivers in Nanjangud.

    Customer satisfaction surveys could also be important, especially if they're substantially better than, for instance, the average customer satisfaction for offshore IT...

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  50. Give them the numbers. by attemptedgoalie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hi there, in the month of April, this is what we saw:

    1. 248,000,000 spam killed at our outer gateway that never made it to employee inboxes.

    2. Major security announcements verified in April: Heartbleed, we use our scanning tools and have verified that we have no exposure to this issue.

    3. No down time in messaging, payroll/HR/Finance systems.

    4. Moved 250 separate pieces of code into production across various systems.

    5. Completed IT installation at new facility X.

    6. Etc.

    Give them numbers that don't mean a lot, but show that stuff is happening.

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  51. Re:So... providing electricity is easy, IT is hard by niado · · Score: 1

    Uh, I live in the USA, and I've worked in IT or other fields in three different major metro areas, and a dozen or so smaller areas. I've never - NEVER - seen this happen. I'm not saying it never happens, just that I've never seen it. Major, crippling IT outages happen all the time.

    I have held my current job (I am also in the US) for about 2.5 years, and in that time we've seen 3 non-disaster caused blackouts. I work in an office park in a small city.

    We have seen around 10 service-provider outages impacting WAN, internet, or both. At least 1 of these outages was caused by a major disaster.

    We have had 1 internal issue that could be characterized as a "major, crippling IT outage."

    Keep in mind these comments are all anecdotal, as are yours. I do agree with your premise that IT systems seem to experience significant outages somewhat more frequently than utilities do. I would explain this by noting that IT infrastructure is generally a little more complex than utility infrastructure (though usually on a dramatically smaller scale), with less reliable hardware and significantly more frequent changes.

  52. Re:Take the SimCity transportation advisor approac by nctritech · · Score: 1

    I will street the day? Damn you French-Canadian wannabes.

  53. It's as easy as (American) Pie... by kenh · · Score: 1

    Just start your presentation with the line "And then this one time, at band camp..." and you'll have their undivided attention.

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  54. Here's a start by marciot · · Score: 1

    A compelling story? Okay, I'll get it started for you all:

    "On a dark and stormy night, as the release deadline loomed..."

  55. Do you want them looking that closely by SpankyDaMonkey · · Score: 1

    Disclaimer - I run a team managing datacentre installations / removals for a blue-chip IT company. I'm also a CDCD and a CDCMP

    First of all - do you actually want management looking at what you do that closely. The best departments should be along the lines of 'you need to fund this many heads or else bad things happen'. If you want to put numbers in front of them you can talk about DCiE / PUE, and point out that the multi-million energy costs actually went down in relative terms due to adherence to best practices. You can also talk about ASHRAE, the EU code of conduct for datacentres, and every other 'badge' that you've signed up to as this makes management feel happy and they have something to compare with.

    If you really want to make a point then talk about just how many other projects across the company relied on your team to deliver new infrastructure or services, how much new revenue was based on your hard work.

    Of course, the longer you do the job the more you realise that all the awards and accolades end up with the guys there at the end of each of the project. And they all conveniently forget that it's your team that's installed 200+ servers, laid 50km of data cabling, and connected every single system correctly before the application guys could even start their job.

    On the other hand, you have job security, you have one of the few jobs they can't outsource to India, China or Poland, and provided you keep your nose clean you'll still be there when they turn the lights out. So be happy being considered part of the furnture because in todays society the benefits of your job security far exceed any need for recognition.

  56. Visibility - you don't want it by tomhath · · Score: 1

    As others have said, the less visibility you have the better. Mention things like how your system is not vulnerable to something like Heartbleed when the execs read headlines, then go back to playing minesweeper.

  57. The Monkeysphere. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    mindless outsourcers, contract buyers, and CIO magazine readers

    In other words jobs and people you know nothing about, sort of like how executives know nothing about network infrastructure, right?

    Disclaimer: I'm not "picking on you", I'm acknowledging you are human.

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  58. Re:So... providing electricity is easy, IT is hard by TubeSteak · · Score: 2

    Nice to see someone who gets it. I've been in the IT infrastructure business for many years now, and I think that plumbing, electrical, or another skilled trade is exactly the right analogy.

    The problem with that analogy is that plumbing, electrical, and HVAC are all extremely front loaded costs with relatively fixed (predictable as you said) long term expenses.

    IT is a constantly moving target, subject to hardware refreshes every X years and likely software refreshes every Y/X years.
    And no one ever said "hey, we can cut back on the maintenance for our HVAC because what does that guy do anyways?"

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  59. Re:So... providing electricity is easy, IT is hard by TapeCutter · · Score: 2

    Coincidently the electricity went out at my home last night (after the pole went off like a giant bug zapper). A truck turned up within 30min, someone had told them I had seen sparks so they knocked on my door to ask me what I had seen. The lights came back on soon after. it was cold and raining pretty hard, I put a jacket on went up to where they were working and shouted "thanks gents", the enthusiastic reaction from the group of wet and miserable men told me it doesn't happen to them everyday*. It's not hard to put a bit of cheer into someone's day, especially when they are having a rough one and still get the job done, but don't fuck it up by expecting, me to go out in the rain and thank you for doing your job.

    * I already knew that - the first half of my working life was day labouring and blue collar jobs, if you have never been part of the "working class" then you don't know what "underappreciated" feels like. After 15yrs "digging ditches" the first thing I noticed when I moved into an office job was that people said please/thanks just for doing your job. I know they don't really mean it, it's just good manners.

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  60. Re:So... providing electricity is easy, IT is hard by Darinbob · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Meanwhile, the janitorial staff are over on their blogs asking "how can we present a compelling story to management?"

  61. Cheer the boring... by Dastardly · · Score: 1

    Infrastructure should be boring. Cheer the boring. If there is a time period where things just went smoothly, put a big exclamation point on it. And, then list why.

    Things like clean failovers.
    System patches without downtime.

    One other thing that is a pain at my company that you could also show it provisioning speed. When requests come in for VMs, or hardware upgrades how fast a re they served. How many are queued, how many are awaiting management approval, waiting on vendors, waiting on quotes, POs, etc... That is also a great thing to show improvements on. Because if infrastructure is slowing new money making projects from getting off the ground then that is a problem. And, those projects are going to move to cloud services in an attempt to get around infrastructure for good or ill.

  62. let them see how well it runs itself by Sadsfae · · Score: 1

    Move over to the Engineering/R&D en masse, then they'll really appreciate your work when nobody is doing it (or at least doing it correctly).

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  63. Re:So... providing electricity is easy, IT is hard by joe_frisch · · Score: 1

    Wish I had points to mod parent further up.

    Yes, IT infrastructure is complex. So is electrical, HVAC, plumbing. As with those jobs, some of the work is simple maintenance that can be done by almost anyone who has received the proper training, some requires large amounts of experience or talent or both.

    The relative complexity of the systems depends on the installation. For some engineering firms, the IT infrastructure may be quite complex relative to the other systems. For some industrial applications (like chip fabs), the environmental control may be extremely complex.

    I'm not saying this to diminish IT, it does require excellent people who put in a lot of effort. Its just that other infrastructure support also requires very skilled people, they just happen to have to literally get their hands dirty.

  64. Competent management LIKE boring and dull by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Those who truly remember the problems when "the lights were off" are happy when the lights continue to remain on without incident for long periods of time.

  65. IBM by jbolden · · Score: 1

    IBM has lots of smart people who try and do this. What they've found across their client base is that

    IT spending = minor adjustment * vertical percentage * revenue
    minor adjustment is company specific level of enthusiasm: usually .5-2.0
    vertical percentage is a percentage of revenue spent across the vertical
    revenue is the company's revenue.

  66. Why? by CBravo · · Score: 1

    Why do you give status updates? What does it tell them? Nothing. That is why they are so bored.

    What they really need to be able to do is 'manage'. Giving them status updates (about service levels) are not the information they are looking for. Managing is about achieving a goal having certain risks and costs. Your goal is having happy customers about the service you provide. Even though that is formalized through SLAs, that will never be why a customer stays or goes.

    The reason that it is difficult to tell anything about the 'process' 'providing service' is because it is a very undefined business process requiring skills on all sorts of areas. I prefer to say something about the aspects of the process. These may include e.g.: security management, incident management, hardware management, external supplier management, hr management, personnel knowledge management, building management, computer system management, release management, ... You notice that I put the word management behind every aspect. That is because all these aspects require activity on your part (and choices are to be made). Choose your aspects in a practical manner (lets say between 20 and 30 items).

    The next thing is that you identify the following for every aspect: You describe shortly the current situation (e.g. operating system mgmt: We are running Debian Wheezy with automatic updates on wednesday because that is our service maintenance window. Sometimes packages are necessary from upstream). You describe the 'ideal situation' (e.g. for personnel knowledge mgmt: We would like all tasks to be able to be completed by two persons because people have holidays or may be sick. We have weekly knowledge sessions). You describe already known issues that need to be fixed. And lastly you give a grade: 1-5 if this aspect is a risk getting you goal achieved and 6-10 if you are (firmly) in control of the aspect. Remember: A 10 is probably a waste of money and other resources.

    If you covered your area well, described all relevant aspects, you will then get something new: You are able to identify the largest risks (even if they did not go wrong) and unique selling points. In 9 out of 10 cases you will realize you are far from done with your work. In the 10th case you realize you can do your job with fewer people. When you have identified your aspects you should (partly) report on that.

    Btw A great marketeer once held this speech. Since you are presenting something you should know a little about marketing (which is about making people enthousiastic).

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    1. Re:Why? by CBravo · · Score: 1

      Sorry to reply to myself, but I particularly like this post. It did not go into aspects very well but I liked the attention for other numbers.

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  67. How did you contribute to the bottom line? by hackertourist · · Score: 1

    "This month, we set up a new system for department X that helps them accomplish task Y in 50% less time"

  68. Relate the report to business goals by gonzoxl5 · · Score: 1

    Work to build an understanding of senior management business objectives, work to align your scorecard to key business goals and initiatives and focus on performance against these in your report, senior management will be able to relate to your contribution and may start to see IT as a value partner in achieving business agility and industry leading performance instead of as a utility provider.

    it might be tough to start with as you will be starting to report on their expert area and from time to time they will have a different perspective on success to you but if you declare what you are trying to do up front then you can likely buy the cooperation of a key business sponsor that can help you speak their language and make it work.

  69. Re:So... providing electricity is easy, IT is hard by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    Ignorance of good computing practices thankfully isn't quite as dangerous, but it can become very expensive when someone decides to copy confo-info data to a personal system "to work from home" or the like.

    http://yro.slashdot.org/story/...

  70. Re:So... providing electricity is easy, IT is hard by Melkman · · Score: 1

    AC OP has overstated the simplicity of the electric grid but his main point is still valid. Power is a bit like cable TV, everybody gets the same subscriptions. People don't care what power plant has generated their energy. As long as power is available within certain parameters it's good. People do care a lot which bits they receive from a network. If they get their colleagues email instead of their own it's mostly worse than not getting email at all. The storage and processing of information is continually changing to adapt to needs of all kinds of organisations and people. If you compare the number of people working in electric utilities to the number of people working in IT I'd say IT is about 10 times as complex.

    utility workforce http://energy.gov/sites/prod/f...
    IT workforce http://www.globalization101.or...

  71. Re:So... providing electricity is easy, IT is hard by siriuskase · · Score: 1

    not to mention banks of giant capacitors to keep your voltage and current in phase, reclosers and other safety systems to enable quick recovery from interruptions due to small trees or animals on the line, and humans who can respond quickly to more severe and dangerous problems.

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  72. Re:So... providing electricity is easy, IT is hard by siriuskase · · Score: 1

    That's kinda backwards except at unusually ignorant companies. When a system works without fail, that means it is properly funded and staffed. It is possible that it is over-funded and overstaffed, so it is something that would likely be reviewed. But, few managers thing that a system that crashes regularly is normal. That would indicate incompetence or or possibly good people not allowed to do their job. So if a good system deteriorate and it correlates to changes in staffing and/or funding, that would be noticed. If it isn't noticed by higher management, IT management should have the metrics to make a report showing it over time. I know correlation isn't causation, but it makes for a decent argument.

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  73. That's not the story you should be telling by eric2hill · · Score: 1

    Like the electric company, yes, you should strive for 100% uptime. But that should be a footnote in your report. The main report should show how you have leveraged IT to lower costs in other areas, make the company more efficient, and you've improved the customer experience in a meaningful way. Stop thinking your job is to keep the computers running. Start thinking your job is to help the company run better.

    What have you done outside IT today?

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  74. Re:Put em in the stoneage by nctritech · · Score: 1

    And whoever modded that as "troll" is clearly an idiot. Read BOFH sometime.

  75. is there a compelling story? by parker9 · · Score: 1

    it strikes me that if you have to ask, there probably isn't a compelling story to tell. why do you feel a need to tell one? the best IT is an IT that no one is aware of. IT *should* be an utility. if it's not, you're not doing your job.

  76. Compel them with the competition by Christopher_T. · · Score: 1

    Tell them that the XYZCo. just hired 5 more workers, increased uptime by 5%, AND increased ROI by 12%. Hell, use my numbers. Unlikely they'll know how to check.