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Man-Made "Dead Zone" In Gulf of Mexico the Size of Connecticut

Taco Cowboy writes Somewhere in the Gulf of Mexico there is a man-made "Dead Zone" the size of the State of Connecticut. Inside that "Dead Zone" the water contains no oxygen, or too little to support normal marine life, especially the bottom dwelling fish and shrimps. The "Dead Zone" measures about 5,000 square miles (13,000 square kilometers) [and] is caused by excess nutrient runoff from farms along the Mississippi River, which empties into the Gulf. The excess nutrients feed algae growth, which consumes oxygen when it works its way to the Gulf bottom. The Gulf dead zone, which fluctuates in size but measured 5,052 square miles this summer, is exceeded only by a similar zone in the Baltic Sea around Finland. The number of dead zones worldwide currently totals more than 550 and has been increasing for decades.

184 comments

  1. This is no dead zone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is a life opportunity area. Give it a chance.

    1. Re:This is no dead zone. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

      It is a life opportunity area. Give it a chance.

      That's 'Photosynthetic Entrepreneurship Incubator', please... A carefully constructed program of Nitrogen Incentives has (quite literally) grown trillions of Green Jobs in the dynamic and competitive Algae sector. Truly an achievement to be proud of.

      Yes, some people, driven by the politics of envy, allege that the disruption of legacy 'oxygen breathing' business models is a problem rather than a sign of progress; but that sick desire to prop up uncompetitive organisms with the dead hand of state wealth redistribution has no place in a free society!

    2. Re:This is no dead zone. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hurrumph. A redox Nazi.

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    3. Re:This is no dead zone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You're probably joking, but before early in earths existence there was only anaerobic life.
      Maybe this will give it a chance to make a bit of a comeback.

    4. Re:This is no dead zone. by powerlord · · Score: 2

      You joke, but I know there's been lots of talk about releasing excess Carbon into the environment. (see: Melting Icecaps, Rising Waters, Cats and Dogs Living Together, etc.)

      I wonder if these blooms aren't a counterpoint to something like that (a theoretical carbon sink?).

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    5. Re:This is no dead zone. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      There have been a number of proposals to do carbon sequestration with algae or plankton. I think they often revolve around 'fertilizing' nutrient-poor; but deep, bits of ocean further out, in order to increase the likely duration of the biomass' stay on the bottom of the ocean and to avoid creating oxygen depleted areas in waters with more robust seabed ecology and proximity to people, fisheries, and so on.

      I don't know how viable the proposals are; but the notion has come up.

    6. Re:This is no dead zone. by dl_sledding · · Score: 1

      Well done.

  2. So? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This has been going on for a long time. It's due to drainage of basically the Great Plains out into the Gulf. Lots of fixed nitrogen from fertilizers in that these days. That nitrogen stimulates a variety of organisms that also use oxygen. Which there really isn't all that much of in water.

    The only way you are going to stop it is to find a different method of raising food for the world. Hint: current organic methods doesn't do it - too labor intensive and yields suffer.

    Or you could have less people.

    1. Re:So? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      Aside from the potential ecosystem impact, there is the unhelpful issue that 'fish and shrimps' are (in areas where populations remain) a fairly popular source of more-or-less inoffensive protein. Even if you are purely interested in maximizing food production, there is a direct trade-off, though the ratio can differ by location and implementation, between maximizing farm yields at the expense of marine environments or curbing fertilization at the expense of farm yields. The oceans do serve other purposes; but they are also a major production area.

    2. Re: So? by BaronM · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As neither a farmer nor a marine biologist, I should probably shut up, but hey, this is Slashdot!

      I have to wonder how much use of synthetic fertilizer could be reduced by systematic crop rotation between corn and legumes to fix nitrogen naturally rather than dumping on the land? I suppose the price would probably be yields down/food prices up, but food is historically cheap at the moment.

    3. Re:So? by JasonGoatcher · · Score: 1

      Another thing we could is invest 100 billion dollars into African agriculture. You could grow a huge amount of food in Africa, it's just the initial investment that's the problem, building roads, transferring farming gear, etc..

    4. Re:So? by unimacs · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The problem isn't just fertilizers, it's also that runoff is fast-tracked into lakes, streams, and rivers that lead to the Gulf. If instead we restored some wetlands and allowed the rivers to move beyond their banks now and then rather than just making the banks taller, you wouldn't have so much water flowing into the Gulf at such a furious pace dragging a ton of silt with it. It would have time to be filtered naturally, replenish aquifers, and grow plants instead of it all ending up in the ocean.

    5. Re:So? by ehynes · · Score: 4, Informative

      Or we could simply eat less meat since much of the corn and soybeans grown in the midwest are just fed to animals.

    6. Re: So? by caveqat101 · · Score: 1

      Wrong, food is recently expensive. No longer are every other peon following a horse or mule. Now some have time for intellectual pursuits. Like Dilbert. Nowadays we use store bought machineries and oil. Way more expensive then feeding the children of the help, and letting them create the machines .

    7. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. It is fertilizers. Farmers are so fucking wealthy that they waste millions of dollars worth of fertilizers every year by dumping them in rivers. For their kind, it is conspicuous consumption. At their Republican conventions, they brag about who wasted the most money.

    8. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vertical farms. Far more efficient. Less fertilizer, less use of pesticides, water, etc. Get fresh vegetables and fruits all year round. No need to transport them thousands of miles.

    9. Re:So? by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 2

      OR we could just develop methods of farming with less runoff.

    10. Re:So? by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 5, Funny

      Great idea! But we would probably need more labor for this to work. To soak up the unemployed pool in the US, we could send them to Africa in an ecologically sound fleet of wind-powered ships built from natural nonmetallic materials.

    11. Re: So? by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 2

      Meh. I don't need food. My nerd rage sustains me.

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    12. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or you could stop throwing food away. Growing food is not the issue, organic, or better yet permaculture will work. But distrobution, profit, storage and finally wastefullness all bite you in the ass.

    13. Re:So? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      That would be nice..
      I'd like t see a big push for less meat consumption. Really don't need more the 6oz a day.

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    14. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Another thing we could is invest 100 billion dollars into African agriculture. You could grow a huge amount of food in Africa,
      it's just the initial investment that's the problem, building roads, transferring farming gear, etc..

      That "etc" being "killing the people who then show up claiming the land is theirs, and you have one minute to leave or die."

      White people had great farms in Africa. Then the national governments decided it wasn't fair that white people owned large farms. So they either killed or ran off the colonialist oppressors, and gave the land to proper black Africans. Who proceeded to let the productive farms turn to wastelands because they have no idea how to work together, much less actually farm year after year.

      (Posting AC just because I don't need the grief.)

    15. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or we could simply eat less meat since much of the corn and soybeans grown in the midwest are just fed to animals.

      Soylent Green is the answer!
      I, for one, welcome our new Cannibal Overlords!

    16. Re:So? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      This has been going on for a long time. It's due to drainage of basically the Great Plains out into the Gulf. Lots of fixed nitrogen from fertilizers in that these days. That nitrogen stimulates a variety of organisms that also use oxygen. Which there really isn't all that much of in water.

      The only way you are going to stop it is to find a different method of raising food for the world. Hint: current organic methods doesn't do it - too labor intensive and yields suffer.

      Or you could have less people.

      Don't worry, in ~20 years the aquifer will run dry and the entire Great Plains will become the new Dust Bowl. Problem solved.

      (Except for finding something to eat. Maybe there will be enough shrimp for breakfast).

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    17. Re:So? by Stuarticus · · Score: 1

      too labor intensive and yields suffer.

      I thought we were going to need a lot of new jobs in our post-work society? Farming is more interesting and productive than a lot of work I see people forced to accept these days. Or are you going to tell me that because things will be more expensive we'll all lose out? One of those tides that doesn't lift the big boats so can't lift any small ones, maybe?

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    18. Re:So? by danbert8 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Or we could ditch ethanol for fuels... Or stop paying farmers to go crops that there isn't demand for.

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    19. Re: So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe a little Ebola with the cheerios?

    20. Re: So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Troll much?

    21. Re:So? by TomGreenhaw · · Score: 2

      Is it the nitrogen or the phosphorus? I think phosphorus is the big problem.

      Here in the Chicago area, the water reclamation district has started using a new process to remove phosphorus from the sewage. Aside from the up front cost, its generating millions of dollars of valuable fertilizer. The phosphorus compound that's removed has the benefit of slow release and not water soluble but can be absorbed by roots. Farmers like it because they fertilizer lasts longer and doesn't run off right away.

      I think this is a new process that is only in one treatment plant. Hopefully all treatment plants will embrace this to reduce or solve the dead zone problem.

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    22. Re:So? by Talderas · · Score: 2

      The food problem in Africa is mostly a problem of distribution with corrupt warlords and dictators hording for themselves and leaving the plebs very little. If you don't address or fix that problem, then investing $100bn isn't going to do much good.

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    23. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. It is fertilizers. Farmers are so fucking wealthy that they waste millions of dollars worth of fertilizers every year by dumping them in rivers. For their kind, it is conspicuous consumption. At their Republican conventions, they brag about who wasted the most money.

      Yes, bullshit is fertilizer. Bullshit is not the problem, rain is. Rain is a communist plot to sap and impurify our precious bullshit fertilizer.

    24. Re:So? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Hint: current organic methods doesn't do it - too labor intensive and yields suffer.

      Labor-intensive, yes. That's true. Yields suffer? That's an ignorant statement at best. There are numerous intensive cultivation methods which can produce dramatically more food than so-called "green revolution" farming. Zero-tilth agriculture using guilds, vertical agriculture... the idea that we need factory farming of monocultures to feed the world is an absurdist myth propagated by an industry which would like to sell petroleum-based fertilizers which deplete soil of all living constituents. It's hydroponic farming on a soil medium.

      We are on the cusp of being able to build robots which can gauge more accurately than humans (using e.g. laser spectroscopy) whether a particular piece of fruit is ripe, and which can harvest it more rapidly and more delicately than can a human... and which can work 24/7. The last objections to organic farming are about to vanish. What lies will you then repeat?

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    25. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you could have less people.

      We should be taking military action!

    26. Re:So? by operagost · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the intellectual elite see a "push" as demanding a government mandate. They don't have the fortitude to persuade the public-- or merely see them as subhuman and incapable of reason-- and so, default to forcing them against their will.

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    27. Re:So? by Cardoor · · Score: 1

      or if people would shift to a vegetarian diet. FIFY

    28. Re:So? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      The only way you are going to stop it is to find a different method of raising food for the world. Hint: current organic methods doesn't do it - too labor intensive and yields suffer.

      Well, you could also fix it by stopping (or treating) the runoff to eliminate the excess nitrogen before it gets to the ocean.

      Keep in mind that all the nitrogen that's growing algae in the Gulf isn't doing what it's supposed to do, which is to grow crops in the midwest. It's a symptom of inefficiency, and there should be a business case for eliminating it.

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    29. Re:So? by blue9steel · · Score: 1

      Sure, that's one possibility, it just won't actually happen. The correct response is to impose a nitrogen waste runoff tax to correct the current externalized cost then let the market sort it out.

    30. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a friend from Africa who had lots of accounts of this happening. Farms would be redistributed and the people, rather than using the farmland, would literally dismantle infrastructure (like barns) and use them for firewood because of their ignorance.

    31. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you kidding, do you know how many attack drones $100bn will buy?

    32. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One. But it will be 20 years late and 2000% over budget when it arrives.

    33. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posting anon because I just modded you up.

      I've seen it firsthand. Truly a damned if you do, damned if you don't type situation.

    34. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't go to the trouble of emmigrating to the US and spending shitloads of money on higher education only to live like I was still in a poverty-stricken third world shithole.

      Posting anon to preserve mods.

    35. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of reports from Gaza when the Israelis pulled out and left Greenhouse industries behind.

      Heck, jews around the world even put up money to rebuild them so Gaza could have a healthy start at an independent economy ...
      http://www.nbcnews.com/id/9331863/ns/world_news-mideast_n_africa/t/looters-strip-gaza-greenhouses/#.U-O2WVZEcmU

    36. Re: So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please update your sig. Bob Hope passed in 2003.

    37. Re:So? by volmtech · · Score: 1

      So I can expect to see you and your family out in the field picking up potatoes next harvest season? And don't forget pulling all those weeds because herbicides are banned. I have done those jobs and I didn't find either one particularly interesting. Now churning through the field pulling a four row harvester with a 250 horsepower John Deere is fun and cruising along listening to Rush Limbaugh while guiding a 60 ft wide sprayer is pure joy.

    38. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only way you are going to stop it is to find a different method of raising food for the world. Hint: current organic methods doesn't do it - too labor intensive and yields suffer.

      What do you think the current influx is for? Did you think they are going to be given better lives? Of course not. They are the needed ignorant slave labor that will be used to raise the organic food for those who can afford it.

    39. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or we could ship large quantities of the African population over her and have them building roads, transferring farming gear, etc. Oh yeah thats right we did that. Its called slavery. Africa is a dead zone of warlords of both secular and religious stripe. The best thing would be to abandon it totally and sink that money into border security and mining that area, marketing so people don't get squeamish when the body parts start flying. Drones that pick off those in the desert and and robotics that will do the labor intensive work of the migrant illegals. Ask yourself this: why doesn't Russia and china have immigrant problems? There is your solution.

    40. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or we could simply eat less meat since much of the corn and soybeans grown in the midwest are just fed to animals.

      Or we could slaughter those animals in mass. That would solve that problem too. Our volume of consumption isn't the problem. Its how its grown.

    41. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be nice.. I'd like to see a big push for less meat consumption. Really don't need more the 6oz a day.

      I Like to see a big push in migration of vegans to slave labor camps where they worked until they throw up and then worked some more. Neither is going to happen. Uttering idiotic things like those above is what got NYC in trouble. Bloomberg thought 'Lets ban soft drinks above 16oz. No one needs more than that a day.' No only did they lose, but they made the city more of a pariah and laughing stock. The solution is never less freedom. You don't eat that much meat, good. Maybe others would like too.

    42. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      algae aquaculture will become a thing then. there are special types of flour developed from it, that if they become popular and a company starts branding it the right way, could put wheat, feed corn, and alot of soy farmers out of business.

    43. Re: So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How much would fertilizer use be reduced by crop rotation? None. Despite what the organic food propagandists tell you, modern farmers already practice crop rotation. They also send in soil samples to the local ag extension agent or university to have it analyzed so they know what needs to be applied for that season's crop. Why? Because "dumping" fertilizer willy-nilly on their fields is expensive and the profit margins are too low to operate that inefficiently. That is also why many use no-till farming methods and herbicide resistant crops that the slashdot crowd likes to get worked up about: to save money by reducing fuel use while also retaining top soil.

    44. Re:So? by TJ_Phazerhacki · · Score: 1

      Why are you not already +5 Insightful (or Funny)???

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    45. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very wrong. Persuasion doesn't work when there are forces actively paying people large sums of money to push the opposite agenda, regardless of how bad it is for everybody involved. Right wing politics requires short term gains over long term prosperity, otherwise you can't just rip away the prosperity for nothing.

    46. Re:So? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Organic growing of food works just fine in Europe.
      I really wonder what the problem in the US is. You have a similar population and 10 - 15 times the space.
      Likely the reality distortion fields affect physics, chemistry and biology in your part of the world.
      Oh, yes, you suffer from the draught, brought by aliens. Sorry ... forgot about that.
      Angel leans back and enjoys his organic salad ...

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    47. Re:So? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Isn't it surprising that the whites did not teach the blacks how to properly run a farm?
      Yeah, yeah, it is the blacks fault ...
      Same in kambodsha after the 'revolution' ... city people got relocated to farm land to work the farms ... they had no clue how to farm ... how many millions died?
      Sorry, this is not a black versus white issue.
      And it is rather disappointing to hear such bullshit from an american.
      What year after revolution do you have in the US? Wasn't it 1776? So you are in the year 250 AFTER THE REVOLUTION. Most of Africa is 100 years BEFORE THE REVOLUTION. Because General Food, General BLA, the CIA, the US government, the Chinese government, `what everâ is keeping them: 100 years before the revolution.
      Look at Iraq: democracy laugh my ass off ...
      Every time a country starts a revolution the USA are bombing them back into the stonenage. Wow, no revolution for Chile, Peru, Honduras, Iran, Iraq, Kurdistan, Vietnam ... it is simpler we support a corrupt government there and buy shops for Mc Donald's.

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    48. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're wrong.

      I think the idea that it's too labor intensive is misguided, based on a misconception that modern agriculture works when it really doesn't.

      The UN recently reported that small scale organic farming is likely the only viable way to feed the world. It's obvious, centralization only works if the distribution network is up to it, but the distribution network is a Hard Problem. Decentralization is just localized centralization, it's parallelizing the workload until it's actually manageable.

      Big Agriculture can't tackle the demands of society, it's falling under the weight of it because the system doesn't work. What good is a farm if it requires resources pumped in from multiple states to function? Put the farming where it needs to be, working with the landscape rather than against the landscape, or we're probably all fucked.

    49. Re:So? by Stuarticus · · Score: 1

      When I was a boy we grew potatoes and I pulled them up for our dinner, no herbicides were required. It was reasonably hard work and like all children I despised it as it was "my job". So there is one part of a possible solution, have families growing their own food in an environmentally friendly way, a much better use of garden space than acres of grass or exotic plant follies. I also listen to a lot of stories of people picking fruit in the old days and they generally say it was a lot of fun and quite a social activity, getting out in the sun and chatting isn't really that hard when you're not being treated like slave labour.

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    50. Re:So? by volmtech · · Score: 1

      It's always about money. It is possible to grow your own food but getting money for other needs and a few luxuries is difficult. Slavery was used because free people were too expensive to hire. I worked at a produce packing facility and many workers there spoke fondly about working the harvest season up the East coast. At this moment my daughter's sister in law and her husband are in Delaware doing migrant work. It is hard on children, their six year old son is being driving back to Florida with other family to register for school this week.

    51. Re:So? by LienRag · · Score: 1

      Actually yes current organic methods do it...
      And yes they are very labor intensive (which makes the "you could have less people" pointless), so yes feeding the world without destroying it would require a quite drastic reorganisation of society.
      But it's in no way impossible, at least from a technical standpoint.

    52. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Whilst I'm with you on the anti-US sentiment, you really need to take a step back on the "it's the white man's fault because he didn't teach the black man" argument. If you can't drive the car, don't hijack it and then sue the original owner because you drove it into a wall and he didn't show you how not to. That's what essentially happened in Zimbabwe. That's what would happen in South Africa if the world wasn't watching (thank goodness it is). As a white male born in SA, I've been exposed to countless arguments like this that make me the reason for the suffering of the black man.

      Here's a newsflash: racism is still racism when you're blaming someone because they're white.
      Sexism is still sexism when you're discriminating against a male.

      You probably don't get it, but come live in Africa for a while and experience the conundrum of the African mindset, as well portrayed by Jacob Zuma and the horde of idiots who keep on voting for him and wondering why they don't have jobs or homes whilst he squanders half a billion rand on his home and a private road to it; adding insult to injury with an internet connection costing around a million rand a month; all in the name of "security". That is Africa, friend.

      Posting A/C because, with my gender and race, not doing so just means more grief for my family.

    53. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, you really hate America. I don't know what you're talking about with regards to physics, chemistry, and biology though; America is full of really great scientists in those fields. It's why we have so many grad students from Europe coming here, and very few going the other way. Out general populace isn't nearly as well-informed as it should be, but our specialists are fantastic.
      As for farming, we produce vastly more food than you do. We export a lot and donate a lot to third world countries. That's part of our space. Some space goes to selling you guys grains. Regardless, conventional yields are generally substantially higher than organic yields, although there are some exceptions.
      Your organic regulations are also less strict: http://www.ota.com/standards/other/eu_us.html, which makes it cheaper and easier to make "organic" foods.

    54. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vertical agriculture is cool, but it's not organic farming in the sense that people generally use the term. And since organic farming is strictly non-GMO (legally it must be, IIRC) it will be less efficient. Plus, those robots that harvest things better could also be used for more conventional farming, so that's not really a boon for organics.

    55. Re:So? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Vertical agriculture is cool, but it's not organic farming in the sense that people generally use the term.

      As people generally use the term, it basically means fuck-all, because it has been co-opted — most lately and intensively by the USDA, which has cheapened it in every way possible. The central tenet of organic farming is the cyclical nature of the natural process, and that is completely absent from the USDA definition. All they are concerned about is what you are or are not permitted to use, and they are grossly more permissive than they ought to be. And, of course, they are also concerned with collecting as many revenues as possible.

      since organic farming is strictly non-GMO (legally it must be, IIRC) it will be less efficient.

      [citation needed]

      The idea that GMO increases efficiency is a theoretical one at best, because the long term has to be considered. For comparison, The "Green Revolution" is an abject failure when the damage to soil due to use of fertilizers and pesticides is taken into account. The law of unintended consequences crops up again and again when we act in ignorance.

      Plus, those robots that harvest things better could also be used for more conventional farming, so that's not really a boon for organics.

      It is a massive boon for organics because the varieties of fruits and vegetables that we consume are based on considerations of harvest, packaging, and storage. The robotics necessary to mimic hand-harvesting all but eliminate the first and second issues as considerations. This is a far greater boon for organic produce than for the typical factory-farmed stuff, which is crap even when it isn't GMO — they used old-fashioned cross-breeding methods to produce bland, boring produce designed to be easy to harvest and pack mechanically.

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  3. Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the currents in the Gulf run east to west of the Mississippi River? The answer is no. So how does farming runoff into Ole Miss explain this? Could it possibly be that for the most part the entire coastline north of the dead zone is swamp, which is full of decomposing material?

    1. Re:Nice by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Informative

      Calm down. It's been worked out for your viewing pleasure.

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  4. Don't Color Me Surprised by rmdingler · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Of course there's anthropogenic change to the environment.

    We have gone forth and multiplied,

    to the great detriment of our bluegreen, slightly elliptical, biosphere.

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    1. Re:Don't Color Me Surprised by Chas · · Score: 0

      Well, if we're so detrimental, I accept your volunteering to off yourself to make a dent in the problem! ;-)

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    2. Re:Don't Color Me Surprised by rmdingler · · Score: 2
      A gentleman, a scholar, and a plagiarist all rolled into one.

      Like a Ronco product.

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    3. Re:Don't Color Me Surprised by Chas · · Score: 1

      Good artists borrow. Great artists steal.
      -- Pablo Picasso

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    4. Re:Don't Color Me Surprised by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Pablo Picasso said no such thing.

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    5. Re:Don't Color Me Surprised by geekoid · · Score: 1

      That doesn't work, that removes one and changes nothing. we have to work from within the system to change the system.

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    6. Re:Don't Color Me Surprised by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings, is that you?

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    7. Re:Don't Color Me Surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Even better ones just make shit up and credit it to someone else.
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    8. Re:Don't Color Me Surprised by Dishevel · · Score: 1
      Actually Steve Jobs said that. He stated at the time that he was quoting Picasso. Of course he was wrong, but ...

      The Apple fan boys could not have that so they went back in time using a time machine created by Xerox and covered in pretty plastics at Apple and forced Pablo to say it.

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  5. How big is it? by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To put this in perspective, 5,000 sq. mi. is a square about 71 miles on a side. Compare this to the total area of the Gulf (615,000 sq. mi) and you'll see this "dead zone" occupies just 0.8% of the Gulf. Is this something that needs addressing? Absolutely. But it's not some horrific cauldron of death like the headline tries to make it out to be.

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    1. Re:How big is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But it's not some horrific cauldron of death like the headline tries to make it out to be.

      Yes it is.........in a 5000 sq/mi area.

    2. Re:How big is it? by turp182 · · Score: 2

      It is a "cauldron of death" for species that cannot escape (shellfish primarily, so selfish about their oxygen and location).

      I wonder if population studies have been done, how does the ecosystem recover after the algae bloom? I haven't checked of course.

      This isn't the largest death zone ever, maybe farming practices are improving with regards to runoff. It is certainly wasteful.

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    3. Re:How big is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before you posted, I was about to try to drive through Connecticut without gas. On second thought, no.

    4. Re:How big is it? by Anubis+IV · · Score: 0

      The Mariana Trench is also a "cauldron of death" due to its similar lack of oxygen, but we don't talk about it in that way because the species that can't survive there simply don't live there to begin with. It sounds like the same would be true here, so I'm unclear why the shellfish would need to be escaping at all. Are the algae blooms seasonal? Because, if not, and this is a permanent dead zone, any life that was in it is long gone, and you don't need to worry about new life trying to escape it, because it isn't there anyway.

    5. Re:How big is it? by fractoid · · Score: 0

      I wonder if population studies have been done, how does the ecosystem recover after the algae bloom?

      I haven't checked either, but I'd guess that the water will gradually absorb oxygen from the air until it reaches a livable level, at which point the surrounding ocean ecosystem will recolonize it.

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    6. Re:How big is it? by 517714 · · Score: 1

      Flatulence is usually associated with New Jersey.

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    7. Re:How big is it? by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      Well that just sounds too dog gone reasonable for.the american people. Quick! We need to tgrow....30 billion at the problem right now!

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    8. Re: How big is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe we already have....maybe we threw 619 billion at it. Who knows? Definitely not us. http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2014/08/05/federal-spending-transparency-money-missing/13485581/

    9. Re:How big is it? by Cardoor · · Score: 1

      absolutely agree! and further to the point, anything that happens on this planet is something a lot less than .000000000001% of the known physical universe - so lets just piss on life wherever we see it! pass me a cold one good buddy

    10. Re:How big is it? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Shellfish start out free-floating and only attach themselves to the seafloor when they become adults. Many of them certainly drift into the dead zone from elsewhere.

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    11. Re:How big is it? by turp182 · · Score: 1

      Here are a couple of links that I found that are interesting.

      General Info and Benefits - http://www.waterencyclopedia.c...
      Why they are Harmful - http://www.waterencyclopedia.c...

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  6. Obviously, it's all Finland's fault. by leftie · · Score: 2

    Damn you, Finns.

    1. Re: Obviously, it's all Finland's fault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, Obama is Finnish now?

  7. Perfect! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Algae consumes CO2, and lots of it. And because it is in a 'dead-zone', that carbon sinks to the bottom and is stored away and not recycled by the food chain.

    Maybe a ship load of iron should be dumped into this zone to enhance the effect?

    1. Re:Perfect! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Everything has to always be scary, and negative. There cannot be any positive consequences from anything people do. The only answer is to eliminate the virus of humanity from the face of the earth.

    2. Re:Perfect! by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      Nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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  8. bigger n' better by harvey+the+nerd · · Score: 1

    Everything is bigger in Texas.
    Apparently near it, too.

    1. Re:bigger n' better by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      Everything is bigger in Texas.

      Except penises.

      (The rest is compensation.)

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  9. I just don't care. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Humans pollute the world. That's just how it is, and I'll be dead before it becomes catastrophic, so meh.

  10. There's a dead zone in Connecticut the size of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Connecticut

    1. Re:There's a dead zone in Connecticut the size of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stfu.. CT is wonderful. Almost no one here speaks english anymore, so we're obviously quite 'diverse', and we have the highest gas prices in the country, making us green (obviously).

  11. That's good news by killkillkill · · Score: 1

    Only the size of Connecticut? So, nothing to worry about?

    1. Re:That's good news by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now if we could only move it TO Connecticut, we could kill two birds with one stone!

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    2. Re:That's good news by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      As a bonus, that would also kill off every insurance company in the country.

    3. Re:That's good news by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      Only the size of Connecticut? So, nothing to worry about?

      I dunno... How many Manhattans is that?

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    4. Re:That's good news by Talderas · · Score: 1

      By population or area?

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  12. What a coincidence by gzuckier · · Score: 1, Troll

    What a coincidence; there's a brain-dead zone in Connecticut, the size of Connecticut.

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  13. Coincidence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's also a dead zone in Connecticut the size of Connecticut.

  14. Breaking News - Source of Pure Hydrogen Found by willworkforbeer · · Score: 2, Funny

    " Inside that "Dead Zone" the water contain no oxygen"

    Step 1. Find Connecticut-sized container
    Step 2. Something something
    Step 3. Profit.

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  15. Don't be so negative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not harvest the algae and use it to make bio-diesel? That might cure two problems.

  16. Re:No one give a fuck about Connecticut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love it. great post! hahaha

  17. Dead Zone by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    We already know about it; it's called Congress.

  18. Really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course the scientist not even a lead scientist in his area at lsu sampled these 5000 square miles counted life at the bottom. Oh wait no he didn't. In his "model" he states. Instead of a traditional interpolation-based approach, we use a simulation-based approach that yields more robust extent estimates and quantified uncertainty. This data was based on a short cruise through the area one summer. From that he has determined 5000 miles is near lifeless. Amazing. Simply amazing his powers as a scientist.

    I also love this probability data. Total matches up with his news article. " Furthermore, adjustments are made to account for observational bias resulting from the use of different sampling instruments in different years. Our results suggest an increasing trend in hypoxic layer thickness (p = 0.05) from 1985 to 2011, but less than significant increases in volume (p = 0.12) and area (p = 0.42)."

  19. Oh, Obama is Finnish now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not until Jan 20, 2017

  20. Otherwise known as carbon sequestration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All that algae is sucking up CO2 and dying thus sequestering it at the bottom of the ocean. Just what environmentalists want.

    1. Re:Otherwise known as carbon sequestration by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Yes, if this zone were far offshore, so that dying algae would sink to the deep bottom, rather than killing littoral fish and crustaceans. It's a good object of study though, to learn more about the effect of algal blooms on the ecosystem.

  21. Re:No one give a fuck about Connecticut by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Don't forget: We also hate the poor and minorities too. We want to see them all die so that there is nothing left in this universe but a few rich white men with no earth (because as you yourself state, we hate that too.)

    (Disclaimer: I'm not a Republican, but I typically get lumped with them because most people can't see beyond simple left and right.)

  22. "Highly concentrated life zone" by J'raxis · · Score: 0

    If you read the article, it explains this "dead zone" is actually full of algae---in other words, it probably has more life in it than the entire surrounding area (in terms of number of organisms, concentration of organisms, total biomass, and so on). Maybe this is a good thing, maybe it's bad, maybe it's entirely indifferent, but it is not a "dead zone."

    But of course if we described the zone honestly, we wouldn't be able to use it as environmentalist propaganda, now could we?

    1. Re:"Highly concentrated life zone" by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      Well, theres only one way to be sure....send in the nukes

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  23. it's the 8th wonder of the world! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no, wait.. that was the deepwater horizon oil spill. is the 9th available? no?

  24. mod up by ganjadude · · Score: 1

    All good point. But you know...doom and gloom gets funding

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    1. Re:mod up by geekoid · · Score: 1

      NO don't mod up.
      AC is ignorant of science, the techniques used and is simple batting around the stupid 'It's only a model' fallacy.

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    2. Re:mod up by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      NO don't mod up.
      AC is ignorant of science, the techniques used and is simple batting around the stupid 'It's only a model' fallacy.

      There are only so many arguments people can make when they don't like what scientists discover about the universe.

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    3. Re:mod up by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      maybe its not the scinece AC has a problem with but the medias portrayal of science, I know i have a problem with them reporting science wrong all the time. as i said, doom and gloom is "what works" its only a model DOES matter. I have models that show all sorts of things, but until proven thats all they are, models

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  25. Get the neutient right at least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It has been known for a long time now that this has *nothing* to do with nitrogen. Nitrogen is never the limiting factor for algae growth. Neither is potassium. So, you have one major fertilizer to guess - yes, it is phosphorus.

    Phosphorus runoff is *the* reason for dead-zones and algae blooms. Stop phosphorus runoff, and you fix one of the major problems we have today that not only affects The Gulf, but many of the sweet water lakes too.

    The only way you are going to stop it is to find a different method of raising food for the world. Hint: current organic methods doesn't do it - too labor intensive and yields suffer.

    Wrong on both points.

    1. You do not have to stop using fertilizer if you prevent runoff from getting into rivers and lakes in sufficient quantities to cause problems. This means less ditches, more wetlands, and stop of draining wetlands to get substandard farmland.

    2. If people had nothing but organic farming, we would certainly not run out of food. Even if yields were 50% lower (and they would not be), there would still be plenty of plant food to eat. Maybe meat would be more expensive and people would start only eating meat once a week, like 100+ years ago, but there certainly would be enough food to go around.

    Secondly, even 100% pure organic farming using natural fertilizer does not solve the problem of phosphorus runoff.

    1. Re:Get the neutient right at least by N1AK · · Score: 1

      Maybe meat would be more expensive

      Meat would be significantly more expensive, when you blur the lines on something that definitive by saying it "maybe" it diminishes the rest of your point. That's not to say meat shouldn't be considerably more expensive.

    2. Re:Get the neutient right at least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get the neutient right at least

      +1 funny

    3. Re:Get the neutient right at least by zmooc · · Score: 1

      Stop phosphorus runoff

      Peak phosphorus is expected by 2030. Total depletion a few decades later. This problem will solve itself and while doing so it will probably solve the overpopulation problem as well;-)

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    4. Re:Get the neutient right at least by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      It has been known for a long time now that this has *nothing* to do with nitrogen. Nitrogen is never the limiting factor for algae growth. Neither is potassium. So, you have one major fertilizer to guess - yes, it is phosphorus.

      Phosphorus runoff is *the* reason for dead-zones and algae blooms. Stop phosphorus runoff, and you fix one of the major problems we have today that not only affects The Gulf, but many of the sweet water lakes too.

      On a related note, you may notice that laundry detergent doesn't clean "as well" as it used to the past few years. It turns out there's a ban on phosphates in detergent. For the same reason - the phosphates encourage algae blooms and dead zones.

      Especially since in a lot of places, the sewage runs straight out into the ocean without treatment.

    5. Re:Get the neutient right at least by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      So. Lets destroy New Orleans. That will fix it.

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    6. Re:Get the neutient right at least by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Do you have a link? I've never heard of "peak phosphorus' before.

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    7. Re:Get the neutient right at least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially since in a lot of places, the sewage runs straight out into the ocean without treatment.

      Sewage treatment almost always is simply aerobic biological treatment of sewage, nothing more. It is only used to break down biological matter, kill anaerobic bacteria and then everything is flushed down the river. So of course, phosphorus in detergents is not removed.

      Phosphorus runoff is a major problem for the environment *and* a waste for the farmers. If excess water was filtered and/or stored by marshes, almost all of the phosphorus can be recovered by harvesting and composting cattails that love this stuff. If you use a filter (ie. a marsh, even small one) like that, you get your phosphorus back, reduce overland flooding and prevent formation of dead-zones. What is needed is an education campaign and policies that encourage this, instead of digging more ditches.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D...

      Dead zones are reversible. The Black Sea dead zone, previously the largest in the world, largely disappeared between 1991 and 2001 after fertilizers became too costly to use following the collapse of the Soviet Union and the demise of centrally planned economies in Eastern and Central Europe. Fishing has again become a major economic activity in the region.

      So, stop wasting fertilizer and you get marine life back to normal.

    8. Re:Get the neutient right at least by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      Do you have a link? I've never heard of "peak phosphorus' before.

      Google is your friend. http://www.americanscientist.o...

    9. Re:Get the neutient right at least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If people had nothing but organic farming, we would certainly not run out of food. Even if yields were 50% lower (and they would not be)

      If farmers could get nearly the same yields with "organic farming", they would do it in a heart beat because it would also be less expensive. However, there is a reason that agricultural science developed the practices that are used today: the older practices were inefficient. Farmers where I grew up are getting 2-3 times the yields they got when I was a kid. Going back to the older organic practices would reduce yields even more. The only way organic farmers make any money is they sell to buyers who will pay an obscene amount of money for something because it's organic. P.T. Barnum would be proud.

    10. Re:Get the neutient right at least by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      He tried to make a (lame) joke ...

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    11. Re:Get the neutient right at least by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Especially since in a lot of places, the sewage runs straight out into the ocean without treatment.
      Only in third world countries. A shame that you count yours belonging to them!

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    12. Re:Get the neutient right at least by LienRag · · Score: 1

      Could you give a proper reference?
      I'm not a marine biologist but I know that Nitrogen is much more easily washed by rains and irrigation water than Phosphorus or Potassium...

      Nitrogen runoff is a major problem when one plans fertilisation, Phosphorus runoff is usually not even considered.

    13. Re:Get the neutient right at least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      America isn't a third-world country, and the guy you were responding to was wrong anyways.

  26. Re:No one give a fuck about Connecticut by geekoid · · Score: 1

    I wish people would quit quoting Mike Rowe. He's like a fortune cookie, only more ignorant.

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  27. hey, dumb ass by geekoid · · Score: 0, Troll

    Dead zones are hypoxic (low-oxygen) areas in the world's oceans and large lakes, caused by "excessive nutrient pollution from human activities coupled with other factors that deplete the oxygen required to support most marine life in bottom and near-bottom water.

    Learn what the fuck something means for for making shit up. YOU and people like you is why the country is going down the shiter. Ignorant loud mouthed SOB.

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    1. Re:hey, dumb ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, effectively it's a damn big weed patch in the ocean fueled by our runoff, where algae would be equivalent to say, the plains in the Mid-western US. Sounds like we park the oil rig there, and start making biodiesel... and when we run out of algae, problem solved.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algae_fuel

    2. Re:hey, dumb ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel sorry for your parents.

  28. Lake Erie by raind · · Score: 1

    last week 400K Toledo OH. residents were not able to drink the water for 2 days (or more) due to toxin in the algae that turns the lake into green sludge. it's a freshwater problem as well.

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    1. Re:Lake Erie by operagost · · Score: 1

      Government forced us to remove even the tiniest hint of phosphates from our "detergents", such that they don't actually clean anything anymore unless you have a water softener. They forgot to check on the farms that were dumping an order of magnitude more into the water, though.

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  29. Re:No one give a fuck about Connecticut by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

    By your signature I'm guessing that you are at least somewhat familiar with psychology. That's good because it will save me some time.

    The reason I quote Mike Rowe is because this one line says a lot. I find that a lot of people go around with this constant attitude that somebody is out to make their life shitty (whether that is the big corporations, the government, the communists, rich people, aliens from outer space, etc.) This is the reason why a lot of people are very unhappy. This is why I see people on slashdot that seem to always be unhappy (they're always complaining about this or that.)

    Life is only as crappy as you think it is. Doesn't matter if your rich or poor, disabled, etc. How you feel about how good or bad your life is, is entirely up to you. A lot of people get offended when they hear that, but even empirical science has proven it, and it's a fact whether it offends you or not.

    The guy I replied to obviously thinks the Republicans are out to destroy the world. He probably drives himself crazy with rage every time he hears about X, Y, or Z that a Republican has done. Many Republicans do the same thing with Democrats. But really they're all just making themselves miserable.

    So yes, I'll quote Mike Rowe on this, as I feel it is very appropriate to slashdot. Mike Rowe didn't even believe it himself at first, and I thought it was neat reading about how he came to realize it.

  30. 0.17% by Coolhand2120 · · Score: 1
    So let's go ultra worse case and say that all 550 "dead zones" (I don't know why we're using quotes here, but everyone else is so...) are as bad as the Mississippi dead zone, with a little rounding let's say that it's 5000/square miles per dead zone, that's 550*5000/square miles = 2500000. Now according to Wikipedia ...

    The area of the World Ocean is 361 million square kilometers (139 million square miles),[21]

    That makes our worse case 2500000 / 139000000 = 0.0179856115107914 or 0.17% of the worlds oceans. Is "killing" (more quotes) 0.17% of the ocean to feed the world with cheap and abundant food saving millions from starvation a good enough reason? I'm not one to judge! Who's to say what the value of 0.17% of the ocean in the middle of nowhere is worth!

    What I think is a more pressing matter is the fact that the state of Connecticut has been used without going through the proper RFC process. How am I supposed to know how to accurately convert states of Connecticut to Pyramids of Giza or Olympic sized swimming pools. For that matter, I'm not even sure if I shouldn't' be comparing this to Libraries of Congress! It's 2014 people! We live in a society bound by laws! People have got to learn!

    1. Re:0.17% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      That kind of percentage is a bit misleading. The awkward bit about dead zones is that they occur along the coast in exactly the kind of spots that would otherwise be good for supporting marine life ( a lot of open ocean tends to be nutrient-depleted and middling lifeless... coastal areas have a lot more going for them; the stuff washed out of rivers is a great food source normally).

    2. Re:0.17% by Cenan · · Score: 1

      We use the quotes because the zones aren't actually dead, they're just full of undesirable life (algae).

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    3. Re:0.17% by N1AK · · Score: 1

      or 0.17% of the worlds oceans.

      It's a bit like saying who cares if 0.2% of the worlds land area was heavily irradiated when you don't know whether that 0.2% is in a desert where only a couple of camels would notice, or the locations of the 25 largest cities in the world leading to hundreds of millions dead and displaced.

    4. Re:0.17% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That makes our worse case 2500000 / 139000000 = 0.0179856115107914 or 0.17% of the worlds oceans.

      0.0179856115107914 is 1.79856115107914% (1.8%). You're off by an order of magnitude, and of all the responses to your post, none have mentioned this error.

  31. not spam by BlaiseCollinsonvum · · Score: 0

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    1. Re:not spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The site you link to "WAWAW.JAuAmApAA62.CAoAAAm", isn't turning up in any Google searches. Indeed, CAoAAAm doesn't even seem like a valid TLD. Can you please confirm that URL?

      Also, how was your co-worker's mother-in-law able to be fired for 8 consecutive months? Usually a firing is a brief process, taking somewhere between minutes and hours. Was there some protracted litigation in this case or something? You've genuinely piqued my interest.

  32. Re:No one give a fuck about Connecticut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, FFS, don't waste your efforts responding to geekoid's troll posts. He's probably blitzed right now anyway (I'm just going with the odds on that); hopefully, his kids don't witness him when he so frequently does that.

  33. This is not news... by Jawnn · · Score: 1

    ...not to the shrimpers and other commercial fishermen of the Gulf. Sad and alarming, and all, but not news.

  34. So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or you can collect the nitrogen used in fertilizers before it gets to the ocean, or you can invent ways to use less of it. Do remember the seas are also a huge source of food. This kills the fish. ( I live in finland, baltic sea has been a big concers around here for many years already, currently it looks like we might be able to save it. A couple of big factories got modernised or closed in Russia just a while ago, that helped a lot. Now we have agriculture to improve. It's possible to limit the fields so that less nitrogen washes to rivers)

  35. Re:No one give a fuck about Connecticut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From a European perspective it does not look like most Americans can see beyond Right and MAOR RIGHT. Any maybe FUCKING COMMIE BASTARD.

  36. Re:No one give a fuck about Connecticut by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    From a European perspective it does not look like most Americans can see beyond Right and MAOR RIGHT. Any maybe FUCKING COMMIE BASTARD.

    No, these days commies make all the stuff your favorite corporation sells you for a ridiculous profit margin. So s/COMMIE/SOCIALIST/ and pretend everything is as it aught to be.

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  37. not replying to spam by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

    $13333 @ $79/hr is 168hrs 46mins 19.7 seconds. What kind of employer pays you in units of fractions of a second? Also, 168 hours a month is more than "a few hours". Hell, it's a 40 hour week.

    I suspect your spam is dishonest and wish to speak to your supervisor.

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  38. Carbon sequestration by mkwan · · Score: 1

    On the plus side, it's a very effective form of carbon sequestration. All that dead algae will sit on the ocean floor for millenia and eventually turn into oil.

  39. More doom and gloom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is everything so doom and gloom with these people? And how do they know it's man-made? They don't, but they like to think that it is, that way they can try and control it via government, fees, taxes, etc. As the saying goes, just follow the money.

  40. area with life forms we can't harvest for profit by fygment · · Score: 1

    It isn't a dead zone.

    Because algae is 'life'. So is all the stuff that feeds off the algae.

    There's just nothing we can fish in to extinction.

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  41. what i learned in highschool,late 60's by skoony · · Score: 0

    ah come on! these dead zones have been known for centuries. all rivers that flow into the sea have them if their big enough. the mere fact that the one in the gulf isn't shrinking is proof that man is not the primary cause. due to efforts in modern irrigation in the last half of the last century to prevent run off from farmlands it should have shrunk. that means naturally produced organic material is the main cause or,its climate change. ;)

  42. I thought algae by sabbede · · Score: 1

    produced oxygen. Doesn't it photosynthesize?

  43. Deal Zone? by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Certainly sounds like there is plenty of Algae there, which certainly isn't dead...

    A more accurate description might be "Algae Zone" perhaps.

  44. That's no dead zone... by B33rNinj4 · · Score: 1

    That's the staging point that the lizard people will use to invade the US.

  45. the other not so famous DeadZone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know where lies the other Dead Zone? In my bathroom.

  46. crap obama agenda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please stop posting pro obama crap. The article cites "scientists say". No linking to actual data. Show us your tits, I mean data.

  47. Re:No one give a fuck about Connecticut by operagost · · Score: 0

    The hilarious part is that Connecticut, like most of New England, is from far a conservative state or even nominally Republican. Remember, this is the place that, although it already had strong gun-control laws, took the political opportunity to impose downright oppressive laws that were enough to get a major gun manufacturer to flee the state (taking thousands of jobs with it). They have high taxes, are represented exclusively by Democrats in their capitol, in the US Senate, and the US House, allow same-sex marriage, and voted for a Democrat in the last six presidential elections.

    Is that clear enough?

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  48. Farm Subsidies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first one is sensible. The second is dumb.

    Crops fail. Not often, but inevitably. Historically, this results in mass famine and death. If your society produces just enough food to survive, then it is extremely sensitive to disruption of the food supply. Overproduction of food is a buffer against famine, in case of a once-in-a-hundred-years spring blizzard, volcanic eruption, dust storms, vine blight, potato blight, or honeybee plague. Additionally, cheap foodstuffs correspond to a generally healthier diet. Contrariwise, expensive foodstuffs can result in starvation even when production is plentiful; during the Irish Famine, Ireland's food production actually increased by many measures. The people to whom it was exported were very grateful I am sure.

    As an energy resource, food crops are remarkably counterproductive. Anyone who can call for the end of farm subsidies is a moron. It doesn't matter whether you're a free-marketard or simply ignorant of history: a stable, wholesome, and inexpensive food supply is one of the chief duties of the State.

    1. Re:Farm Subsidies by Dishevel · · Score: 1
      How is paying people to not grow stuff helping to keep production up and prices down?

      Because a lot of our farm money goes directly to this.

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    2. Re:Farm Subsidies by ksheff · · Score: 1

      You have it backwards. They pay people to take land out of production to reduce supply and drive prices up. It is usually reseeded with a mixture of different grasses and that helps build up the organic matter in the soil.

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    3. Re:Farm Subsidies by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      I do not want the government to steal my money to give to some farmer so he can not grow shit.

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  49. Related Ted Talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.bigpictureagriculture.com/2013/11/ted-talk-phosphorus-fertilizer-should-be-replaced-with-mycorrhizal-fungi-103.html

  50. Re:No one give a fuck about Connecticut by Dishevel · · Score: 1

    It would be a little clearer if you could put that in a car analogy.

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  51. Re:No one give a fuck about Connecticut by Specter · · Score: 1

    "This is the reason why a lot of people are very unhappy."

    I thought it was the movement of little green pieces of paper. Which is strange because, on the whole, the little green pieces of paper are not unhappy.

    Perhaps it was a bad idea to come down out of the trees after all.

  52. solution: floating roombas that circulate water by jsepeta · · Score: 1

    Let's oxygenate the water by building floating roombas that circulate air into the water, like tiny fountains.

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  53. Re:No one give a fuck about Connecticut by Ultracrepidarian · · Score: 1

    Don't worry. Be Happy. --- Bobby McFerrin

  54. Ay, Vinnie, they gots the Connecticut bodies! by swschrad · · Score: 1

    buncha guys found out dead zone. who's gonna tell da Boss? we could both be sleepin wit da fishes...

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  55. Re:No one give a fuck about Connecticut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, thats profound. You should make another WordPress site about it.

  56. A high tech solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't suppose what has worked in aquariums for years would work in the ocean. Air's not that expensive. Pump some down to the bottom.
     

  57. Recycle the Oceans? by servant · · Score: 1

    I have wondered if it could be profitable to run a barge and sein the top couple of feet of ocean water in the dead zones and recapture the plastic and other floating debris for recycling. Another thought: Even if we compressed it to a high degree and encase it in cement, then it could be made use of as artificial offshore reefs. Probably not practical, but if you have something that could make this stuff useful, you have enough material to do lots of stuff with! ... So what is YOUR idea of how to make it useful and get it out of the ocean ecosystem?

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    1. Re:Recycle the Oceans? by BeCre8iv · · Score: 1

      Actually recycling mixed plastic particles for re-use is impossible. but brealing the long polymer chains can produce refinery feedstock of similar quality to light-sweet-crude.

      Hydrothermal Depolymerisation.can turn mixed plastic particles back into crude.

      Same for Plasma Gasification and potentially Hydrokinetic Cavitation.

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  58. Re:No one give a fuck about Connecticut by dl_sledding · · Score: 1

    If you kill off... I mean, the poor and minorities die out or leave, who's gonna: -Mow your lawn -Clean your pool -Cook your food -Clean your house -Make your Big Macs (or Whopper, or whatever your fast-food kick is) -Wash your car -Make your coffee -Clean your car windows (at traffic lights) and all the other menial chores that are below your station? Gotta think about the possible future negative impacts and keep a few around, even though it's distasteful...