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Man-Made "Dead Zone" In Gulf of Mexico the Size of Connecticut

Taco Cowboy writes Somewhere in the Gulf of Mexico there is a man-made "Dead Zone" the size of the State of Connecticut. Inside that "Dead Zone" the water contains no oxygen, or too little to support normal marine life, especially the bottom dwelling fish and shrimps. The "Dead Zone" measures about 5,000 square miles (13,000 square kilometers) [and] is caused by excess nutrient runoff from farms along the Mississippi River, which empties into the Gulf. The excess nutrients feed algae growth, which consumes oxygen when it works its way to the Gulf bottom. The Gulf dead zone, which fluctuates in size but measured 5,052 square miles this summer, is exceeded only by a similar zone in the Baltic Sea around Finland. The number of dead zones worldwide currently totals more than 550 and has been increasing for decades.

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  1. This is no dead zone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is a life opportunity area. Give it a chance.

    1. Re:This is no dead zone. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

      It is a life opportunity area. Give it a chance.

      That's 'Photosynthetic Entrepreneurship Incubator', please... A carefully constructed program of Nitrogen Incentives has (quite literally) grown trillions of Green Jobs in the dynamic and competitive Algae sector. Truly an achievement to be proud of.

      Yes, some people, driven by the politics of envy, allege that the disruption of legacy 'oxygen breathing' business models is a problem rather than a sign of progress; but that sick desire to prop up uncompetitive organisms with the dead hand of state wealth redistribution has no place in a free society!

    2. Re:This is no dead zone. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hurrumph. A redox Nazi.

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    3. Re:This is no dead zone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You're probably joking, but before early in earths existence there was only anaerobic life.
      Maybe this will give it a chance to make a bit of a comeback.

    4. Re:This is no dead zone. by powerlord · · Score: 2

      You joke, but I know there's been lots of talk about releasing excess Carbon into the environment. (see: Melting Icecaps, Rising Waters, Cats and Dogs Living Together, etc.)

      I wonder if these blooms aren't a counterpoint to something like that (a theoretical carbon sink?).

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    5. Re:This is no dead zone. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      There have been a number of proposals to do carbon sequestration with algae or plankton. I think they often revolve around 'fertilizing' nutrient-poor; but deep, bits of ocean further out, in order to increase the likely duration of the biomass' stay on the bottom of the ocean and to avoid creating oxygen depleted areas in waters with more robust seabed ecology and proximity to people, fisheries, and so on.

      I don't know how viable the proposals are; but the notion has come up.

    6. Re:This is no dead zone. by dl_sledding · · Score: 1

      Well done.

  2. So? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This has been going on for a long time. It's due to drainage of basically the Great Plains out into the Gulf. Lots of fixed nitrogen from fertilizers in that these days. That nitrogen stimulates a variety of organisms that also use oxygen. Which there really isn't all that much of in water.

    The only way you are going to stop it is to find a different method of raising food for the world. Hint: current organic methods doesn't do it - too labor intensive and yields suffer.

    Or you could have less people.

    1. Re:So? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      Aside from the potential ecosystem impact, there is the unhelpful issue that 'fish and shrimps' are (in areas where populations remain) a fairly popular source of more-or-less inoffensive protein. Even if you are purely interested in maximizing food production, there is a direct trade-off, though the ratio can differ by location and implementation, between maximizing farm yields at the expense of marine environments or curbing fertilization at the expense of farm yields. The oceans do serve other purposes; but they are also a major production area.

    2. Re: So? by BaronM · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As neither a farmer nor a marine biologist, I should probably shut up, but hey, this is Slashdot!

      I have to wonder how much use of synthetic fertilizer could be reduced by systematic crop rotation between corn and legumes to fix nitrogen naturally rather than dumping on the land? I suppose the price would probably be yields down/food prices up, but food is historically cheap at the moment.

    3. Re:So? by JasonGoatcher · · Score: 1

      Another thing we could is invest 100 billion dollars into African agriculture. You could grow a huge amount of food in Africa, it's just the initial investment that's the problem, building roads, transferring farming gear, etc..

    4. Re:So? by unimacs · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The problem isn't just fertilizers, it's also that runoff is fast-tracked into lakes, streams, and rivers that lead to the Gulf. If instead we restored some wetlands and allowed the rivers to move beyond their banks now and then rather than just making the banks taller, you wouldn't have so much water flowing into the Gulf at such a furious pace dragging a ton of silt with it. It would have time to be filtered naturally, replenish aquifers, and grow plants instead of it all ending up in the ocean.

    5. Re:So? by ehynes · · Score: 4, Informative

      Or we could simply eat less meat since much of the corn and soybeans grown in the midwest are just fed to animals.

    6. Re: So? by caveqat101 · · Score: 1

      Wrong, food is recently expensive. No longer are every other peon following a horse or mule. Now some have time for intellectual pursuits. Like Dilbert. Nowadays we use store bought machineries and oil. Way more expensive then feeding the children of the help, and letting them create the machines .

    7. Re:So? by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 2

      OR we could just develop methods of farming with less runoff.

    8. Re:So? by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 5, Funny

      Great idea! But we would probably need more labor for this to work. To soak up the unemployed pool in the US, we could send them to Africa in an ecologically sound fleet of wind-powered ships built from natural nonmetallic materials.

    9. Re: So? by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 2

      Meh. I don't need food. My nerd rage sustains me.

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    10. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or you could stop throwing food away. Growing food is not the issue, organic, or better yet permaculture will work. But distrobution, profit, storage and finally wastefullness all bite you in the ass.

    11. Re:So? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      That would be nice..
      I'd like t see a big push for less meat consumption. Really don't need more the 6oz a day.

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    12. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Another thing we could is invest 100 billion dollars into African agriculture. You could grow a huge amount of food in Africa,
      it's just the initial investment that's the problem, building roads, transferring farming gear, etc..

      That "etc" being "killing the people who then show up claiming the land is theirs, and you have one minute to leave or die."

      White people had great farms in Africa. Then the national governments decided it wasn't fair that white people owned large farms. So they either killed or ran off the colonialist oppressors, and gave the land to proper black Africans. Who proceeded to let the productive farms turn to wastelands because they have no idea how to work together, much less actually farm year after year.

      (Posting AC just because I don't need the grief.)

    13. Re:So? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      This has been going on for a long time. It's due to drainage of basically the Great Plains out into the Gulf. Lots of fixed nitrogen from fertilizers in that these days. That nitrogen stimulates a variety of organisms that also use oxygen. Which there really isn't all that much of in water.

      The only way you are going to stop it is to find a different method of raising food for the world. Hint: current organic methods doesn't do it - too labor intensive and yields suffer.

      Or you could have less people.

      Don't worry, in ~20 years the aquifer will run dry and the entire Great Plains will become the new Dust Bowl. Problem solved.

      (Except for finding something to eat. Maybe there will be enough shrimp for breakfast).

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    14. Re:So? by Stuarticus · · Score: 1

      too labor intensive and yields suffer.

      I thought we were going to need a lot of new jobs in our post-work society? Farming is more interesting and productive than a lot of work I see people forced to accept these days. Or are you going to tell me that because things will be more expensive we'll all lose out? One of those tides that doesn't lift the big boats so can't lift any small ones, maybe?

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    15. Re:So? by danbert8 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Or we could ditch ethanol for fuels... Or stop paying farmers to go crops that there isn't demand for.

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    16. Re:So? by TomGreenhaw · · Score: 2

      Is it the nitrogen or the phosphorus? I think phosphorus is the big problem.

      Here in the Chicago area, the water reclamation district has started using a new process to remove phosphorus from the sewage. Aside from the up front cost, its generating millions of dollars of valuable fertilizer. The phosphorus compound that's removed has the benefit of slow release and not water soluble but can be absorbed by roots. Farmers like it because they fertilizer lasts longer and doesn't run off right away.

      I think this is a new process that is only in one treatment plant. Hopefully all treatment plants will embrace this to reduce or solve the dead zone problem.

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    17. Re:So? by Talderas · · Score: 2

      The food problem in Africa is mostly a problem of distribution with corrupt warlords and dictators hording for themselves and leaving the plebs very little. If you don't address or fix that problem, then investing $100bn isn't going to do much good.

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    18. Re:So? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Hint: current organic methods doesn't do it - too labor intensive and yields suffer.

      Labor-intensive, yes. That's true. Yields suffer? That's an ignorant statement at best. There are numerous intensive cultivation methods which can produce dramatically more food than so-called "green revolution" farming. Zero-tilth agriculture using guilds, vertical agriculture... the idea that we need factory farming of monocultures to feed the world is an absurdist myth propagated by an industry which would like to sell petroleum-based fertilizers which deplete soil of all living constituents. It's hydroponic farming on a soil medium.

      We are on the cusp of being able to build robots which can gauge more accurately than humans (using e.g. laser spectroscopy) whether a particular piece of fruit is ripe, and which can harvest it more rapidly and more delicately than can a human... and which can work 24/7. The last objections to organic farming are about to vanish. What lies will you then repeat?

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    19. Re:So? by operagost · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the intellectual elite see a "push" as demanding a government mandate. They don't have the fortitude to persuade the public-- or merely see them as subhuman and incapable of reason-- and so, default to forcing them against their will.

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    20. Re:So? by Cardoor · · Score: 1

      or if people would shift to a vegetarian diet. FIFY

    21. Re:So? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      The only way you are going to stop it is to find a different method of raising food for the world. Hint: current organic methods doesn't do it - too labor intensive and yields suffer.

      Well, you could also fix it by stopping (or treating) the runoff to eliminate the excess nitrogen before it gets to the ocean.

      Keep in mind that all the nitrogen that's growing algae in the Gulf isn't doing what it's supposed to do, which is to grow crops in the midwest. It's a symptom of inefficiency, and there should be a business case for eliminating it.

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    22. Re:So? by blue9steel · · Score: 1

      Sure, that's one possibility, it just won't actually happen. The correct response is to impose a nitrogen waste runoff tax to correct the current externalized cost then let the market sort it out.

    23. Re:So? by volmtech · · Score: 1

      So I can expect to see you and your family out in the field picking up potatoes next harvest season? And don't forget pulling all those weeds because herbicides are banned. I have done those jobs and I didn't find either one particularly interesting. Now churning through the field pulling a four row harvester with a 250 horsepower John Deere is fun and cruising along listening to Rush Limbaugh while guiding a 60 ft wide sprayer is pure joy.

    24. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or we could ship large quantities of the African population over her and have them building roads, transferring farming gear, etc. Oh yeah thats right we did that. Its called slavery. Africa is a dead zone of warlords of both secular and religious stripe. The best thing would be to abandon it totally and sink that money into border security and mining that area, marketing so people don't get squeamish when the body parts start flying. Drones that pick off those in the desert and and robotics that will do the labor intensive work of the migrant illegals. Ask yourself this: why doesn't Russia and china have immigrant problems? There is your solution.

    25. Re: So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How much would fertilizer use be reduced by crop rotation? None. Despite what the organic food propagandists tell you, modern farmers already practice crop rotation. They also send in soil samples to the local ag extension agent or university to have it analyzed so they know what needs to be applied for that season's crop. Why? Because "dumping" fertilizer willy-nilly on their fields is expensive and the profit margins are too low to operate that inefficiently. That is also why many use no-till farming methods and herbicide resistant crops that the slashdot crowd likes to get worked up about: to save money by reducing fuel use while also retaining top soil.

    26. Re:So? by TJ_Phazerhacki · · Score: 1

      Why are you not already +5 Insightful (or Funny)???

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    27. Re:So? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Organic growing of food works just fine in Europe.
      I really wonder what the problem in the US is. You have a similar population and 10 - 15 times the space.
      Likely the reality distortion fields affect physics, chemistry and biology in your part of the world.
      Oh, yes, you suffer from the draught, brought by aliens. Sorry ... forgot about that.
      Angel leans back and enjoys his organic salad ...

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    28. Re:So? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Isn't it surprising that the whites did not teach the blacks how to properly run a farm?
      Yeah, yeah, it is the blacks fault ...
      Same in kambodsha after the 'revolution' ... city people got relocated to farm land to work the farms ... they had no clue how to farm ... how many millions died?
      Sorry, this is not a black versus white issue.
      And it is rather disappointing to hear such bullshit from an american.
      What year after revolution do you have in the US? Wasn't it 1776? So you are in the year 250 AFTER THE REVOLUTION. Most of Africa is 100 years BEFORE THE REVOLUTION. Because General Food, General BLA, the CIA, the US government, the Chinese government, `what everâ is keeping them: 100 years before the revolution.
      Look at Iraq: democracy laugh my ass off ...
      Every time a country starts a revolution the USA are bombing them back into the stonenage. Wow, no revolution for Chile, Peru, Honduras, Iran, Iraq, Kurdistan, Vietnam ... it is simpler we support a corrupt government there and buy shops for Mc Donald's.

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    29. Re:So? by Stuarticus · · Score: 1

      When I was a boy we grew potatoes and I pulled them up for our dinner, no herbicides were required. It was reasonably hard work and like all children I despised it as it was "my job". So there is one part of a possible solution, have families growing their own food in an environmentally friendly way, a much better use of garden space than acres of grass or exotic plant follies. I also listen to a lot of stories of people picking fruit in the old days and they generally say it was a lot of fun and quite a social activity, getting out in the sun and chatting isn't really that hard when you're not being treated like slave labour.

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    30. Re:So? by volmtech · · Score: 1

      It's always about money. It is possible to grow your own food but getting money for other needs and a few luxuries is difficult. Slavery was used because free people were too expensive to hire. I worked at a produce packing facility and many workers there spoke fondly about working the harvest season up the East coast. At this moment my daughter's sister in law and her husband are in Delaware doing migrant work. It is hard on children, their six year old son is being driving back to Florida with other family to register for school this week.

    31. Re:So? by LienRag · · Score: 1

      Actually yes current organic methods do it...
      And yes they are very labor intensive (which makes the "you could have less people" pointless), so yes feeding the world without destroying it would require a quite drastic reorganisation of society.
      But it's in no way impossible, at least from a technical standpoint.

    32. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Whilst I'm with you on the anti-US sentiment, you really need to take a step back on the "it's the white man's fault because he didn't teach the black man" argument. If you can't drive the car, don't hijack it and then sue the original owner because you drove it into a wall and he didn't show you how not to. That's what essentially happened in Zimbabwe. That's what would happen in South Africa if the world wasn't watching (thank goodness it is). As a white male born in SA, I've been exposed to countless arguments like this that make me the reason for the suffering of the black man.

      Here's a newsflash: racism is still racism when you're blaming someone because they're white.
      Sexism is still sexism when you're discriminating against a male.

      You probably don't get it, but come live in Africa for a while and experience the conundrum of the African mindset, as well portrayed by Jacob Zuma and the horde of idiots who keep on voting for him and wondering why they don't have jobs or homes whilst he squanders half a billion rand on his home and a private road to it; adding insult to injury with an internet connection costing around a million rand a month; all in the name of "security". That is Africa, friend.

      Posting A/C because, with my gender and race, not doing so just means more grief for my family.

    33. Re:So? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Vertical agriculture is cool, but it's not organic farming in the sense that people generally use the term.

      As people generally use the term, it basically means fuck-all, because it has been co-opted — most lately and intensively by the USDA, which has cheapened it in every way possible. The central tenet of organic farming is the cyclical nature of the natural process, and that is completely absent from the USDA definition. All they are concerned about is what you are or are not permitted to use, and they are grossly more permissive than they ought to be. And, of course, they are also concerned with collecting as many revenues as possible.

      since organic farming is strictly non-GMO (legally it must be, IIRC) it will be less efficient.

      [citation needed]

      The idea that GMO increases efficiency is a theoretical one at best, because the long term has to be considered. For comparison, The "Green Revolution" is an abject failure when the damage to soil due to use of fertilizers and pesticides is taken into account. The law of unintended consequences crops up again and again when we act in ignorance.

      Plus, those robots that harvest things better could also be used for more conventional farming, so that's not really a boon for organics.

      It is a massive boon for organics because the varieties of fruits and vegetables that we consume are based on considerations of harvest, packaging, and storage. The robotics necessary to mimic hand-harvesting all but eliminate the first and second issues as considerations. This is a far greater boon for organic produce than for the typical factory-farmed stuff, which is crap even when it isn't GMO — they used old-fashioned cross-breeding methods to produce bland, boring produce designed to be easy to harvest and pack mechanically.

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  3. Don't Color Me Surprised by rmdingler · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Of course there's anthropogenic change to the environment.

    We have gone forth and multiplied,

    to the great detriment of our bluegreen, slightly elliptical, biosphere.

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    1. Re:Don't Color Me Surprised by rmdingler · · Score: 2
      A gentleman, a scholar, and a plagiarist all rolled into one.

      Like a Ronco product.

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    2. Re:Don't Color Me Surprised by Chas · · Score: 1

      Good artists borrow. Great artists steal.
      -- Pablo Picasso

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    3. Re:Don't Color Me Surprised by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Pablo Picasso said no such thing.

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    4. Re:Don't Color Me Surprised by geekoid · · Score: 1

      That doesn't work, that removes one and changes nothing. we have to work from within the system to change the system.

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    5. Re:Don't Color Me Surprised by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings, is that you?

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    6. Re:Don't Color Me Surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Even better ones just make shit up and credit it to someone else.
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    7. Re:Don't Color Me Surprised by Dishevel · · Score: 1
      Actually Steve Jobs said that. He stated at the time that he was quoting Picasso. Of course he was wrong, but ...

      The Apple fan boys could not have that so they went back in time using a time machine created by Xerox and covered in pretty plastics at Apple and forced Pablo to say it.

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  4. How big is it? by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To put this in perspective, 5,000 sq. mi. is a square about 71 miles on a side. Compare this to the total area of the Gulf (615,000 sq. mi) and you'll see this "dead zone" occupies just 0.8% of the Gulf. Is this something that needs addressing? Absolutely. But it's not some horrific cauldron of death like the headline tries to make it out to be.

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    1. Re:How big is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But it's not some horrific cauldron of death like the headline tries to make it out to be.

      Yes it is.........in a 5000 sq/mi area.

    2. Re:How big is it? by turp182 · · Score: 2

      It is a "cauldron of death" for species that cannot escape (shellfish primarily, so selfish about their oxygen and location).

      I wonder if population studies have been done, how does the ecosystem recover after the algae bloom? I haven't checked of course.

      This isn't the largest death zone ever, maybe farming practices are improving with regards to runoff. It is certainly wasteful.

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    3. Re:How big is it? by 517714 · · Score: 1

      Flatulence is usually associated with New Jersey.

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    4. Re:How big is it? by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      Well that just sounds too dog gone reasonable for.the american people. Quick! We need to tgrow....30 billion at the problem right now!

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    5. Re:How big is it? by Cardoor · · Score: 1

      absolutely agree! and further to the point, anything that happens on this planet is something a lot less than .000000000001% of the known physical universe - so lets just piss on life wherever we see it! pass me a cold one good buddy

    6. Re:How big is it? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Shellfish start out free-floating and only attach themselves to the seafloor when they become adults. Many of them certainly drift into the dead zone from elsewhere.

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    7. Re:How big is it? by turp182 · · Score: 1

      Here are a couple of links that I found that are interesting.

      General Info and Benefits - http://www.waterencyclopedia.c...
      Why they are Harmful - http://www.waterencyclopedia.c...

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  5. Obviously, it's all Finland's fault. by leftie · · Score: 2

    Damn you, Finns.

  6. bigger n' better by harvey+the+nerd · · Score: 1

    Everything is bigger in Texas.
    Apparently near it, too.

    1. Re:bigger n' better by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      Everything is bigger in Texas.

      Except penises.

      (The rest is compensation.)

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  7. That's good news by killkillkill · · Score: 1

    Only the size of Connecticut? So, nothing to worry about?

    1. Re:That's good news by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now if we could only move it TO Connecticut, we could kill two birds with one stone!

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    2. Re:That's good news by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      As a bonus, that would also kill off every insurance company in the country.

    3. Re:That's good news by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      Only the size of Connecticut? So, nothing to worry about?

      I dunno... How many Manhattans is that?

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    4. Re:That's good news by Talderas · · Score: 1

      By population or area?

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  8. What a coincidence by gzuckier · · Score: 1, Troll

    What a coincidence; there's a brain-dead zone in Connecticut, the size of Connecticut.

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  9. Breaking News - Source of Pure Hydrogen Found by willworkforbeer · · Score: 2, Funny

    " Inside that "Dead Zone" the water contain no oxygen"

    Step 1. Find Connecticut-sized container
    Step 2. Something something
    Step 3. Profit.

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  10. Dead Zone by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    We already know about it; it's called Congress.

  11. Re:Nice by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Informative

    Calm down. It's been worked out for your viewing pleasure.

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  12. Re:No one give a fuck about Connecticut by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Don't forget: We also hate the poor and minorities too. We want to see them all die so that there is nothing left in this universe but a few rich white men with no earth (because as you yourself state, we hate that too.)

    (Disclaimer: I'm not a Republican, but I typically get lumped with them because most people can't see beyond simple left and right.)

  13. mod up by ganjadude · · Score: 1

    All good point. But you know...doom and gloom gets funding

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    1. Re:mod up by geekoid · · Score: 1

      NO don't mod up.
      AC is ignorant of science, the techniques used and is simple batting around the stupid 'It's only a model' fallacy.

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    2. Re:mod up by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      NO don't mod up.
      AC is ignorant of science, the techniques used and is simple batting around the stupid 'It's only a model' fallacy.

      There are only so many arguments people can make when they don't like what scientists discover about the universe.

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    3. Re:mod up by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      maybe its not the scinece AC has a problem with but the medias portrayal of science, I know i have a problem with them reporting science wrong all the time. as i said, doom and gloom is "what works" its only a model DOES matter. I have models that show all sorts of things, but until proven thats all they are, models

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  14. Re:"Highly concentrated life zone" by ganjadude · · Score: 1

    Well, theres only one way to be sure....send in the nukes

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  15. Re:Otherwise known as carbon sequestration by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    Yes, if this zone were far offshore, so that dying algae would sink to the deep bottom, rather than killing littoral fish and crustaceans. It's a good object of study though, to learn more about the effect of algal blooms on the ecosystem.

  16. Get the neutient right at least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It has been known for a long time now that this has *nothing* to do with nitrogen. Nitrogen is never the limiting factor for algae growth. Neither is potassium. So, you have one major fertilizer to guess - yes, it is phosphorus.

    Phosphorus runoff is *the* reason for dead-zones and algae blooms. Stop phosphorus runoff, and you fix one of the major problems we have today that not only affects The Gulf, but many of the sweet water lakes too.

    The only way you are going to stop it is to find a different method of raising food for the world. Hint: current organic methods doesn't do it - too labor intensive and yields suffer.

    Wrong on both points.

    1. You do not have to stop using fertilizer if you prevent runoff from getting into rivers and lakes in sufficient quantities to cause problems. This means less ditches, more wetlands, and stop of draining wetlands to get substandard farmland.

    2. If people had nothing but organic farming, we would certainly not run out of food. Even if yields were 50% lower (and they would not be), there would still be plenty of plant food to eat. Maybe meat would be more expensive and people would start only eating meat once a week, like 100+ years ago, but there certainly would be enough food to go around.

    Secondly, even 100% pure organic farming using natural fertilizer does not solve the problem of phosphorus runoff.

    1. Re:Get the neutient right at least by N1AK · · Score: 1

      Maybe meat would be more expensive

      Meat would be significantly more expensive, when you blur the lines on something that definitive by saying it "maybe" it diminishes the rest of your point. That's not to say meat shouldn't be considerably more expensive.

    2. Re:Get the neutient right at least by zmooc · · Score: 1

      Stop phosphorus runoff

      Peak phosphorus is expected by 2030. Total depletion a few decades later. This problem will solve itself and while doing so it will probably solve the overpopulation problem as well;-)

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    3. Re:Get the neutient right at least by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      It has been known for a long time now that this has *nothing* to do with nitrogen. Nitrogen is never the limiting factor for algae growth. Neither is potassium. So, you have one major fertilizer to guess - yes, it is phosphorus.

      Phosphorus runoff is *the* reason for dead-zones and algae blooms. Stop phosphorus runoff, and you fix one of the major problems we have today that not only affects The Gulf, but many of the sweet water lakes too.

      On a related note, you may notice that laundry detergent doesn't clean "as well" as it used to the past few years. It turns out there's a ban on phosphates in detergent. For the same reason - the phosphates encourage algae blooms and dead zones.

      Especially since in a lot of places, the sewage runs straight out into the ocean without treatment.

    4. Re:Get the neutient right at least by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      So. Lets destroy New Orleans. That will fix it.

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    5. Re:Get the neutient right at least by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Do you have a link? I've never heard of "peak phosphorus' before.

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    6. Re:Get the neutient right at least by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      Do you have a link? I've never heard of "peak phosphorus' before.

      Google is your friend. http://www.americanscientist.o...

    7. Re:Get the neutient right at least by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      He tried to make a (lame) joke ...

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    8. Re:Get the neutient right at least by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Especially since in a lot of places, the sewage runs straight out into the ocean without treatment.
      Only in third world countries. A shame that you count yours belonging to them!

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    9. Re:Get the neutient right at least by LienRag · · Score: 1

      Could you give a proper reference?
      I'm not a marine biologist but I know that Nitrogen is much more easily washed by rains and irrigation water than Phosphorus or Potassium...

      Nitrogen runoff is a major problem when one plans fertilisation, Phosphorus runoff is usually not even considered.

  17. Re:No one give a fuck about Connecticut by geekoid · · Score: 1

    I wish people would quit quoting Mike Rowe. He's like a fortune cookie, only more ignorant.

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  18. Lake Erie by raind · · Score: 1

    last week 400K Toledo OH. residents were not able to drink the water for 2 days (or more) due to toxin in the algae that turns the lake into green sludge. it's a freshwater problem as well.

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    1. Re:Lake Erie by operagost · · Score: 1

      Government forced us to remove even the tiniest hint of phosphates from our "detergents", such that they don't actually clean anything anymore unless you have a water softener. They forgot to check on the farms that were dumping an order of magnitude more into the water, though.

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  19. Re:No one give a fuck about Connecticut by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

    By your signature I'm guessing that you are at least somewhat familiar with psychology. That's good because it will save me some time.

    The reason I quote Mike Rowe is because this one line says a lot. I find that a lot of people go around with this constant attitude that somebody is out to make their life shitty (whether that is the big corporations, the government, the communists, rich people, aliens from outer space, etc.) This is the reason why a lot of people are very unhappy. This is why I see people on slashdot that seem to always be unhappy (they're always complaining about this or that.)

    Life is only as crappy as you think it is. Doesn't matter if your rich or poor, disabled, etc. How you feel about how good or bad your life is, is entirely up to you. A lot of people get offended when they hear that, but even empirical science has proven it, and it's a fact whether it offends you or not.

    The guy I replied to obviously thinks the Republicans are out to destroy the world. He probably drives himself crazy with rage every time he hears about X, Y, or Z that a Republican has done. Many Republicans do the same thing with Democrats. But really they're all just making themselves miserable.

    So yes, I'll quote Mike Rowe on this, as I feel it is very appropriate to slashdot. Mike Rowe didn't even believe it himself at first, and I thought it was neat reading about how he came to realize it.

  20. 0.17% by Coolhand2120 · · Score: 1
    So let's go ultra worse case and say that all 550 "dead zones" (I don't know why we're using quotes here, but everyone else is so...) are as bad as the Mississippi dead zone, with a little rounding let's say that it's 5000/square miles per dead zone, that's 550*5000/square miles = 2500000. Now according to Wikipedia ...

    The area of the World Ocean is 361 million square kilometers (139 million square miles),[21]

    That makes our worse case 2500000 / 139000000 = 0.0179856115107914 or 0.17% of the worlds oceans. Is "killing" (more quotes) 0.17% of the ocean to feed the world with cheap and abundant food saving millions from starvation a good enough reason? I'm not one to judge! Who's to say what the value of 0.17% of the ocean in the middle of nowhere is worth!

    What I think is a more pressing matter is the fact that the state of Connecticut has been used without going through the proper RFC process. How am I supposed to know how to accurately convert states of Connecticut to Pyramids of Giza or Olympic sized swimming pools. For that matter, I'm not even sure if I shouldn't' be comparing this to Libraries of Congress! It's 2014 people! We live in a society bound by laws! People have got to learn!

    1. Re:0.17% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      That kind of percentage is a bit misleading. The awkward bit about dead zones is that they occur along the coast in exactly the kind of spots that would otherwise be good for supporting marine life ( a lot of open ocean tends to be nutrient-depleted and middling lifeless... coastal areas have a lot more going for them; the stuff washed out of rivers is a great food source normally).

    2. Re:0.17% by Cenan · · Score: 1

      We use the quotes because the zones aren't actually dead, they're just full of undesirable life (algae).

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    3. Re:0.17% by N1AK · · Score: 1

      or 0.17% of the worlds oceans.

      It's a bit like saying who cares if 0.2% of the worlds land area was heavily irradiated when you don't know whether that 0.2% is in a desert where only a couple of camels would notice, or the locations of the 25 largest cities in the world leading to hundreds of millions dead and displaced.

  21. This is not news... by Jawnn · · Score: 1

    ...not to the shrimpers and other commercial fishermen of the Gulf. Sad and alarming, and all, but not news.

  22. Re:No one give a fuck about Connecticut by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    From a European perspective it does not look like most Americans can see beyond Right and MAOR RIGHT. Any maybe FUCKING COMMIE BASTARD.

    No, these days commies make all the stuff your favorite corporation sells you for a ridiculous profit margin. So s/COMMIE/SOCIALIST/ and pretend everything is as it aught to be.

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  23. not replying to spam by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

    $13333 @ $79/hr is 168hrs 46mins 19.7 seconds. What kind of employer pays you in units of fractions of a second? Also, 168 hours a month is more than "a few hours". Hell, it's a 40 hour week.

    I suspect your spam is dishonest and wish to speak to your supervisor.

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  24. Carbon sequestration by mkwan · · Score: 1

    On the plus side, it's a very effective form of carbon sequestration. All that dead algae will sit on the ocean floor for millenia and eventually turn into oil.

  25. Re:Perfect! by danbert8 · · Score: 1

    Nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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  26. area with life forms we can't harvest for profit by fygment · · Score: 1

    It isn't a dead zone.

    Because algae is 'life'. So is all the stuff that feeds off the algae.

    There's just nothing we can fish in to extinction.

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  27. I thought algae by sabbede · · Score: 1

    produced oxygen. Doesn't it photosynthesize?

  28. Deal Zone? by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Certainly sounds like there is plenty of Algae there, which certainly isn't dead...

    A more accurate description might be "Algae Zone" perhaps.

  29. That's no dead zone... by B33rNinj4 · · Score: 1

    That's the staging point that the lizard people will use to invade the US.

  30. Re:No one give a fuck about Connecticut by Dishevel · · Score: 1

    It would be a little clearer if you could put that in a car analogy.

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  31. Re:Farm Subsidies by Dishevel · · Score: 1
    How is paying people to not grow stuff helping to keep production up and prices down?

    Because a lot of our farm money goes directly to this.

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  32. Re:No one give a fuck about Connecticut by Specter · · Score: 1

    "This is the reason why a lot of people are very unhappy."

    I thought it was the movement of little green pieces of paper. Which is strange because, on the whole, the little green pieces of paper are not unhappy.

    Perhaps it was a bad idea to come down out of the trees after all.

  33. solution: floating roombas that circulate water by jsepeta · · Score: 1

    Let's oxygenate the water by building floating roombas that circulate air into the water, like tiny fountains.

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  34. Re:No one give a fuck about Connecticut by Ultracrepidarian · · Score: 1

    Don't worry. Be Happy. --- Bobby McFerrin

  35. Ay, Vinnie, they gots the Connecticut bodies! by swschrad · · Score: 1

    buncha guys found out dead zone. who's gonna tell da Boss? we could both be sleepin wit da fishes...

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  36. Re:Farm Subsidies by ksheff · · Score: 1

    You have it backwards. They pay people to take land out of production to reduce supply and drive prices up. It is usually reseeded with a mixture of different grasses and that helps build up the organic matter in the soil.

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  37. Re:Farm Subsidies by Dishevel · · Score: 1

    I do not want the government to steal my money to give to some farmer so he can not grow shit.

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  38. Recycle the Oceans? by servant · · Score: 1

    I have wondered if it could be profitable to run a barge and sein the top couple of feet of ocean water in the dead zones and recapture the plastic and other floating debris for recycling. Another thought: Even if we compressed it to a high degree and encase it in cement, then it could be made use of as artificial offshore reefs. Probably not practical, but if you have something that could make this stuff useful, you have enough material to do lots of stuff with! ... So what is YOUR idea of how to make it useful and get it out of the ocean ecosystem?

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    1. Re:Recycle the Oceans? by BeCre8iv · · Score: 1

      Actually recycling mixed plastic particles for re-use is impossible. but brealing the long polymer chains can produce refinery feedstock of similar quality to light-sweet-crude.

      Hydrothermal Depolymerisation.can turn mixed plastic particles back into crude.

      Same for Plasma Gasification and potentially Hydrokinetic Cavitation.

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  39. Re:No one give a fuck about Connecticut by dl_sledding · · Score: 1

    If you kill off... I mean, the poor and minorities die out or leave, who's gonna: -Mow your lawn -Clean your pool -Cook your food -Clean your house -Make your Big Macs (or Whopper, or whatever your fast-food kick is) -Wash your car -Make your coffee -Clean your car windows (at traffic lights) and all the other menial chores that are below your station? Gotta think about the possible future negative impacts and keep a few around, even though it's distasteful...