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Facebook Tests "Satire" Tag To Avoid Confusion On News Feed

An anonymous reader writes "In an attempt to keep you from having to explain to your crazy relatives that despite what they read, Vice President Biden *didn't* get a grow light delivered to the White House under a fake name, Facebook is testing a "satire" tag on news feeds. A Facebook representative issued the following statement to Ars Technica: "We are running a small test which shows the text '[Satire]' in front of links to satirical articles in the related articles unit in News Feed. This is because we received feedback that people wanted a clearer way to distinguish satirical articles from others in these units."

131 comments

  1. Will create more confusion by Livius · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...than it eliminates. Every time a politician opens their mouth, there will a headline tagged 'satire', and then they'll complain that Facebook is misrepresenting what they said, and then someone will have to explain to the politician what 'satire' actually means.

    For example, every 'security' measure of the TSA is a cruel satire, but they are also actual rules that people are really subject to.

    1. Re:Will create more confusion by aNonnyMouseCowered · · Score: 1

      All politics is a joke, until you get whacked on the head with it. I mean what kind of insanity will force you to smile even when you want to strangle the guy you're smiling/shaking hands with?

    2. Re:Will create more confusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All politics is a joke, until you get whacked on the head with it. I mean what kind of insanity will force you to smile even when you want to strangle the guy you're smiling/shaking hands with?

      Sex (hence the saying that "politics make for strange bedfellows"). If you need to stay PG, say Marriage.

    3. Re:Will create more confusion by WillKemp · · Score: 2

      No way! There are things on Facebook that aren't satire?

    4. Re:Will create more confusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your satire about satire is filled with satire

    5. Re: Will create more confusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      In other news, The Onion is testing a new Serious tag to be used for non- satirical articles.

    6. Re: Will create more confusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now THAT, will be confusing.

    7. Re: Will create more confusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Onion really needs to do better at stopping real public officials from repeating their articles

  2. Says who? by Dan+East · · Score: 4, Interesting

    And who determines if the content at that URL is satirical in nature? Facebook? Looks like they've merely added that "tag" for all URLs from the Onion.

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    1. Re:Says who? by leuk_he · · Score: 1

      And failed to do so for De Speld (dutch kind of union)

    2. Re:Says who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      if (url.indexOf("www.onion.com")!=-1) {tag("satire");}

    3. Re:Says who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And who determines if the content at that URL is satirical in nature? Facebook? Looks like they've merely added that "tag" for all URLs from the Onion.

      Let's face it, the Onion is a well known satyrical news site and there is no real confusion about it's satyrical nature for most open minded people with a well developed sense of humor. However conservatives, being rather closed minded and prone to panicking, seem to be unable to tell the difference between satyrical news sites like the Onion and real news. What originally tipped the scales and caused Facebook to launch this project was an incident during the Bush administration where the administration spent vast amounts of money planning the invasion Nukehavistan . Eventually somebody clued the White House in on the joke but by then they had already invaded Afghanistan. Another interesting fact bit about the satire tag is that it has taken Facebook nine years of intensive development and testing to develop ... a 'tag'.

    4. Re:Says who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are many satire "news" sites. It is likely just a list of domains that are known satire sites. I have seen many satire "news" articles posted on FB by ppl that didn't realize it was satire. So this is good for those that don't read the fine print. It gets annoying having to post comments pointing ppl to the disclaimer on the satire site indicating it was satire, so this is good news so I can have less /facepalms in my life.

    5. Re:Says who? by Deadstick · · Score: 4, Funny

      Let's face it, the Onion is a well known satyrical news site

      Can't people just tell by the goat horns?

    6. Re:Says who? by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      It must be true - I read it on the internet!

    7. Re:Says who? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Looks like they've merely added that "tag" for all URLs from the Onion.

      Unfortunately, there are a lot of sites who are trying to be like the Onion, but with bad intentions and an ugly agenda. And no talent for satire, which is a problem when you're trying to create a satire site. (e.g., "Guns'N'Butter" and "The People's Cube"). And as we well know, there are people stupid enough to believe whatever they see on the Internet.

      (*Never mind about Guns'N'Butter. It looks like they went off the air for sucking too much. They were sort of like the Vox Day of Onion impersonators.)

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    8. Re:Says who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      real news

      I don't think I've seen any of that around in at least the last 30 years.

    9. Re:Says who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know your condescending rant might not be laughed at so much if you could for instance...spell satirical.

    10. Re:Says who? by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      Let's face it, the Onion is a well known satyrical news site and there is no real confusion about it's satyrical[sic] nature for most open minded people with a well developed sense of humor.

      Which rules out most FB users. Have you not heard of http://literallyunbelievable.org?

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    11. Re:Says who? by Meski · · Score: 1

      A satirical satyr?

  3. NO by Sigvatr · · Score: 1

    PLEASE DONT

  4. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the social media equivalent of a warning label.

    Seriously?

    1. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes seriously, some people can't tell true from false, trusting everything they read, see or hear.

      Why do think civilization is in decline?

    2. Re:What? by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      You've never encountered "trigger warnings"?

      Trigger warning: the hero dies at the end.

    3. Re:What? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      it's not a warning label as such..
      it's a label that "THIS IS A JOKE".

      why? because people are stupid.

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    4. Re:What? by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      I just hope that that article was satirical.

    5. Re: What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty sure it was serious. There wasn't a satire tag in front of it.

  5. Some people are too stupid by gander666 · · Score: 1

    Some people are too stupid to breathe. Or breed.

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    1. Re:Some people are too stupid by hduff · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Some people are too stupid to breathe. Or breed.

      The stupid people appear to breed quite well. It's the neckbeards with the Cheetos-stained fingers that are unsucessful at breeding.

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    2. Re:Some people are too stupid by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Some people are too stupid to breathe. Or breed.

      The stupid people appear to breed quite well. It's the neckbeards with the Cheetos-stained fingers that are unsucessful at breeding.

      It is a good thing that intelligence is not determined by genetics (pairing two geniuses wont produce a savant, its been tried before).

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    3. Re:Some people are too stupid by Dragon+Bait · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It is a good thing that intelligence is not determined by genetics.

      Citation needed --- and not to a stupid failed experiment that drew the wrong conclusion.

      Yes. I know. It's politically incorrect to think that intelligence does have a genetic component. My anecdotal examples certainly leads my belief that there is a causal relationship.

      And no. I'm not saying that genetics is everything; nor am I saying that all children of two intelligent people are intelligent. Anyone who has even the simplest understanding of genetics knows that not all children of brown haired parents have brown hair. But only someone who has baked their brain in a politically correct stew would think there is no genetic component.

    4. Re:Some people are too stupid by quenda · · Score: 1

      It is a good thing that intelligence is not determined by genetics.

      Citation needed --- and not to a stupid failed experiment that drew the wrong conclusion.

      I think the GP was being ironic. Pretty sure, but if only there were some markup convention, some HTML tag equivalent to a sarcastic voice tone ...

      Or we could just put a woosh tag on the parent post ... unless I am missing Dragon Bait's sarcam? Damn this written communication.

    5. Re:Some people are too stupid by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Some people are too stupid to breathe. Or breed.

      Rural Florida disagrees.

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    6. Re:Some people are too stupid by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

      . It's the neckbeards with the Cheetos-stained fingers that are unsucessful at breeding.

      Yeah, well someday, there are going to be millions of mutant Kleenex rising up to be our overlords.

      (I don't know, something about all the DNA put there by geeks, you know? So go make up your own goddamn jokes.)

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    7. Re:Some people are too stupid by Bite+The+Pillow · · Score: 1

      And they forward satire as news to their too-stupid-to-breathe friends, and it becomes this whole big thing.

      If you were the largest social media site, wouldn't you just throw up your hands one day and say "Fine, if they can't tell the difference, we'll just tag everything from The Onion with a satire tag"?

      I know I would. And I wouldn't want to send the message that "you're too stupid to tell the difference", so I would do it with internal tests, then small public tests.

      So what happened here is first line tech support did not get the message because it was not a new feature - t was supposed to be targeted to a very small population. The population target screwed up and some reporter found it. FaceBook had to either claim it was a bug, to Wired, or commit to a plan. They chose the third option, calling it a "small test" they could either dismiss or build upon.

      The real bug here seems to be in FaceBook's "related stories" widget. Visit one link to a satire site, and the "related links" fills up with at least one story from that site, and two other links which will probably also be satire.

      Now FaceBook looks like it is pimping fake news stories. Or, to the stupid people, now you are looking at something just as unbelievable, but obviously FaceBook thought it was real or they wouldn't display it.

      It is the belief of people in FaceBook, and FaceBook's intention of keeping peoples' faith, that is at issue.

      People being too stupid to breathe won't change because you pointed it out. Obviously, they are able to breathe or they would have stopped. Similar for breeding. Now imagine that your audience is smart enough to breathe and breed, but smart enough for little else.what would you do?

      Remember: most people are very much like insects: they notice input and react to it. Posts here on dotslash exemplify it, when they take a predictable news story and post an obvious but unrelated "conventional wisdom" without giving specific consideration to the context. Input, reaction, and little in between. I suppose you would agree that assholes like that post all the time here? So what do we do about these stupid people?

    8. Re:Some people are too stupid by gander666 · · Score: 1

      So you agree with me? I fucking repost shit from Christians for Michelle Bachmann, a site that is so fucking over the top satire, that you have to be a fucking moron to not realize that. Alas, a lot (not a few, but fucking A LOT) of people can't figure that out. You think that Facebook using an automatic satire tag will help? The Fox News crowd will have kittens.

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    9. Re:Some people are too stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who has even the simplest understanding of genetics knows that not all children of brown haired parents have brown hair.

      What about the children of brown-haired parents whose (the modern equivalent of the) milkman is also brown-haired?

    10. Re:Some people are too stupid by m00sh · · Score: 1

      It is a good thing that intelligence is not determined by genetics.

      Citation needed --- and not to a stupid failed experiment that drew the wrong conclusion.

      Yes. I know. It's politically incorrect to think that intelligence does have a genetic component. My anecdotal examples certainly leads my belief that there is a causal relationship.

      And no. I'm not saying that genetics is everything; nor am I saying that all children of two intelligent people are intelligent. Anyone who has even the simplest understanding of genetics knows that not all children of brown haired parents have brown hair. But only someone who has baked their brain in a politically correct stew would think there is no genetic component.

      IQ has some heritability. However, intelligence can mean anything. If you measure intelligence by IQ, you are right. If you measure intelligence by achievements, then the original poster is right.

    11. Re:Some people are too stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evolutionary biology must have been all about complete denial for you you circa 2010, 2011?

      Humanity is not so singular as you seem to think, m00sh.

    12. Re:Some people are too stupid by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 1

      Well that's not entirely true because of the way genes mix up (the whole idea of dominance and inheritance). This is what might allow two brown haired brunettes to have a blue eyed blonde child: the brown eyes and brown hair is dominant, and when the bits of the couple is mixed, you get two recessive traits (blonde hair / blue eyes).

      Of course it's not even so simple as dominant / recessive because genes mix about in all kinds of other ways. So getting a true breeding pair from just one generation of people is not possible.

      However, it's highly likely if we had a eugenics program whereby over a long period (say several hundred generations) we attempted to identify, and breed a "smart" race of people, it would happen (in the same way we've bred dogs that are smarter than other dogs).

    13. Re:Some people are too stupid by Dragon+Bait · · Score: 1

      p>I think the GP was being ironic.

      Part of the problem is that no matter how stupid a position someone will honestly believe in it.

  6. About time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been getting tired of having to explain that TheLapine.ca and Huffington Post are fake news sites.

  7. Sad. by Ayars · · Score: 1

    It's a sad commentary on society that this is necessary. Where did we go wrong? Sure... "Facebook", but I think it goes back further than that.

    1. Re:Sad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Where did we go wrong? Sure... "Facebook", but I think it goes back further than that.

      Indeed. In other contexts it goes much further back, but for the internet, September 1993 has never been recovered from.

    2. Re:Sad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Facebook Is just the AOL of the present, much like AOL was the Prodigy/Compuserv of 1995/6.

      The good news is, if we keep making sure to have one of these places, it mostly cleans up the rest of the Internet. Heck, Usenet is finally getting almost usable again if you go to the right groups...

      It's when the users leave their corral that we have problems.

  8. You forgot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You forgot the satire tag on this article.

    1. Re:You forgot by jep77 · · Score: 1

      It's got be satire. Right? Reads like an April Fools' Day article.

  9. [SATIRE] Huffington Post by darkain · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing they're implementing this after The Huffington Post ran that article months ago confusing the difference between what a "Terms of Service" is compared to "App Permissions" in regards to the Facebook Mobile Messenger. Now any "News" site that talks ill of Facebook will be labeled "SATIRE"! Perfection. This is ingenious marketing on Facebook's part! Now they'll never look bad ever again!

  10. Why stop there? NSFW Tag badly needed! by seoras · · Score: 1

    I recently "Liked" a friends share from TheLadBible on Facebook and now my home page feed is NSFW.
    Just can't bring myself to Un-Liking it. ;)

  11. BRILLIANT by grcumb · · Score: 2

    [satire]That's a fucking brilliant idea! I really really really mean it. Sincerely.

    But don't forget the [lies-all-lies], [am-i-boring-you-yet], [pandering-listery], [corporate-shilling] and [too-stupid-even-for-you] prefixes.

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    1. Re:BRILLIANT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [satire]That's a fucking brilliant idea! I really really really mean it. Sincerely.

      I think that's sarcasm, not satire.

      Stephen Cobert's show is satire of Bill O'Reilly.

    2. Re:BRILLIANT by grcumb · · Score: 1

      [satire]That's a fucking brilliant idea! I really really really mean it. Sincerely.

      I think that's sarcasm, not satire.

      Is it? I wasn't aware. Clearly sarcasm must have some association with satire, because making sardonic statements seems to be the first thing I want to do when I'm writing satire. Then I take someone's stupid idea, and extend it, by including absurd examples of where their (il)logic would/should take them....

      ... Which I did on the very next fucking line.

      Stephen Cobert's show is satire of Bill O'Reilly.

      Do tell. Next you'll be telling me that The Daily Show isn't real news.

      Because Jon Stewart never uses sarcasm when he indulges in acts of satire.

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  12. [Satire] by MRe_nl · · Score: 2

    Perhaps Slashdot could implement a [Facebook] tag for articles about or originating from [Facebook]?

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  13. What happens ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... if you nest [satire]...[/satire] content?

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    1. Re:What happens ... by q4Fry · · Score: 1

      ... if you nest [satire]...[/satire] content?

      This. (Thank you, Bill Watterson.)

  14. Can't Fix Stupid by hduff · · Score: 3, Informative

    They will think that satires are some kind of automobile wheel.

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  15. Why the ridicule? by MacTO · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Sometimes satire is obvious, sometimes it isn't. In the latter cases, you have to be familiar with the source or familiar with background information. When you are talking about a medium that supports a profound number of sources, it can be difficult to judge whether a source that you are not familiar with is satirical. When you are talking about a medium that can deliver news from all parts of the world from varying perspectives, it can be difficult to have the necessary background information to judge whether a portrayal is satirical. Sites like Facebook only compound that problem because it is not a news site in the traditional sense, nor is it a news aggregator. It is simply a site where people post links, links that may be informative or may be whimsical based upon their mood. Making matters worse, a lot of people don't even know their Facebook "friends" particularly well, which makes it means that you can't even use the source of the link as a guage.

    While I do have deep concerns about how Facebook would go about vetting links, I can understand why some people would see this as a valuable feature.

    1. Re:Why the ridicule? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2

      The problem is their algorithm has to be close to perfect or it makes things worse. Once people begin to trust the label, they'll fall harder for the stories that the algorithm misses.

      I don't think Literally Unbelievable has anything to worry about.

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    2. Re:Why the ridicule? by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      Sometimes satire is obvious, sometimes it isn't.

      Why Doesn't America Read Anymore?
      April 01, 2014

      Congratulations, genuine readers, and happy April Fools' Day!

      We sometimes get the sense that some people are commenting on NPR stories that they haven't actually read. If you are reading this, please like this post and do not comment on it. Then let's see what people have to say about this "story."

      Best wishes and have an enjoyable day,

      Your friends at NPR

      As you might expect, a lot of people commented on that without clicking through.

      I consider satire to be something of a public service.
      If you don't bother to check the source of your information,
      you deserve the embarrassment (or misinformation) that follows.

      TLDR: Credulity is not a virtue.

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    3. Re:Why the ridicule? by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      I understand the point of Facebook when I remember that most people are too stupid to understand any satire. That said, the problem with the idea is who will score the news as satires and with what objectives.

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  16. hey, it could work. by turkeydance · · Score: 1

    satire.

  17. Daily Currant by Cowclops · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I just wish people would stop linking to Daily Currant articles. Their version of "Satire" is posting articles that aren't funny, but ARE plausible, just to incite a reaction. Its not like The Onion where the humor is usually right in the headline.

    I wouldn't have a problem with it if they were skilled writers and I cracked up laughing while reading the article. Except its crap like "Sarah Palin: âEat Less Chinese Foodâ(TM) to Reduce Trade Deficit" or "Hilary: I'm running!"

    I wouldn't be surprised if Sarah Palin said something like that, and I wouldn't be surprised if Hilary Clinton was running for president. Except there's no humor in fabricating plausible stories.

    1. Re:Daily Currant by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be surprised if Sarah Palin said something like that, and I wouldn't be surprised if Hilary Clinton was running for president. Except there's no humor in fabricating plausible stories.

      They are designed to basically confirm people's existing biases. "Well, she would say something like that, she's so stupid." That she inconveniently didn't is no barrier anymore.

      They are designed to bash, not to be funny.

    2. Re:Daily Currant by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there are too many click-bait hoax sites that justify themselves by calling it "satire".

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    3. Re:Daily Currant by sootman · · Score: 1

      Another plausible but false story: "Slashdot to start supporting ÃUnicodeÃ(TM) characters"

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  18. That's sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's sad that grown adults have to be helped in determining if something is satirical or serious.

    1. Re:That's sad by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      It's sad that grown adults have to be helped in determining if something is satirical or serious.

      Tragedy of the commons. There are a lot of people out there that are just about smart enough to work a computer. Problem is, they don't know the difference between real and self affirming echo chambers. So if something comes along that seems plausible, they hop right on it.

      We shouldn't complain though, because some dork getting pranked by The Onion is almost always as funny as the original satirical article.

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    2. Re: That's sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this a tragedy of the commons?

    3. Re: That's sad by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      How is this a tragedy of the commons?

      Individuals acting in their own self interest, driving something towards an end that destroys it.

      The internet was once populated by smart people. Some quirky, but most pretty smart. Now with anyone with a smartphone getting in on the action, demands for a sarcasm tag so they know what they are supposed to think of a link, is just a show of how stupid the place is becoming, and we race to accommodate the lowest common denominator. Smart folk figure out satire/parody in a couple seconds. Dumb people send the links to friends as self validating examples.

      The dumb people are winning this fight. And there goes the neighborhood.

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    4. Re: That's sad by gwjgwj · · Score: 1

      Is this for the same people that need the laugh track in comedy shows?

    5. Re:That's sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just shot your dog.

      The above is about what passes for "satire" on the intarwebs these days. Except, generally speaking it would be coming directly from that neighbor who is always yelling for you to "shut that thing up or I'll shut it up for you."

      Satirical? Can't tell instantly when someone is lying and calling it satire? It's sad you don't instantly know someone is making up useless bullshit with every word. I mean... the first time a bullshitter speaks, it can take me a minute to notice the smell. The second time I've already got them on "internal ignore" anyways. I'll never listen to another word they say. Ever.

  19. The New Media by Seumas · · Score: 1

    This is the new media. Clearly label satire; obfuscate native advertising.

  20. Programming for the stupid factor... by Squallop · · Score: 1

    What a complete waste of time and resources to be developing for stupid people..

    1. Re:Programming for the stupid factor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? 90% of all people are stupid. 50% are below average and average isn't very bright. Where do you draw the line for stupid? It has to be at least at the 80% level, but I'd really put it around 90%. Only 17% of the population has an advanced degree, and some of those are bullshit, so yea, I think my 10% of people are smart definition holds. So yes, most products need to be targeted towards stupid people.

  21. no critical thought required? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When reading information online (especially news) it's important to question material, and potentially follow up on the provided sources. By trying to say "if it doesn't have a satire tag, it's real" you're removing some of the incentive for average users to think about what their reading and not just accept it as fact. When someone gets "burned" for posting an obviously satirical article to Facebook they may think twice the next time they read any article. I wish more people would ask themselves "who wrote this? where did they get this information from? does this site have a good track record of posting solid stuff?"

    Sometimes unknown satire is a powerful tool when it comes to making you realize your own bias and tendency to cherry-pick data. When you've gone half-way through the article nodding your head with conviction until you realize it's all a joke and none of the information you blindly accepted was true.

    Lets not dumb it down for those who just post shit because it conforms with their views without actually reading it themselves.

  22. East end subway by SternisheFan · · Score: 4, Insightful
    There are two types of people in this life, those who 'get' satire, and those who don't.

    On the east end of Long Island, NY, there's a free magazine called "Dan's Papers". A running article series has been written over two years on the subway system that connects several east end towns, from Southampton to Montauk. It's very well written, with continuous updates. say, about how the suggestion box at the Southampton station has been moved to an area where people will not bump against it anymore. And it is completely a goof. Still, I've met a few people who truly believe that an east end subway exists because, "It's in Dan's Papers! I've read all about it!" These people have asked me, with complete sincerity, if I know where the subway entrance is in their town. When I tried to tell one woman how I truly doubted that a subway exists (I didn't want to make her feel dumb), she left still sure of this subways existence. These are the same type of people who a few years back fell for the deer/lion hunt planned on the east end in order to help 'thin out the herd', another one of 'Dan's Papers' classic jokes.

    http://danspapers.com/category...

    Labeling an article as satire would take all the fun out of it for those of us who 'get it'.

    1. Re:East end subway by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 0

      There is a difference between 'satire' and 'outright lies'. Ridiculing people because they're not the same as you is despicable. Oh, but it's so important to have fun at the expense of others, because if everyone got it, then there would be no fun.

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    2. Re:East end subway by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      Labeling an article as satire would take all the fun out of it for those of us who 'get it'.

      Boy have you got it wrong... it is going to be totally AWESOME to tag actual news stories with the "satire" tag, and watch the morons who believe everything they read be certain it's all fake. (Yes, I know it's not a user-generated tag, but automatic tags can still be applied since they won't judge content.)

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    3. Re:East end subway by SternisheFan · · Score: 1

      There is a difference between 'satire' and 'outright lies'. Ridiculing people because they're not the same as you is despicable. Oh, but it's so important to have fun at the expense of others, because if everyone got it, then there would be no fun.

      And how was I ridiculing anyone? If I‘d said to that woman, "You‘re a complete idiot! Don't you realize that it's all made up? Jeez!", that would have been acting superior and would have been wrong to do. There are gullible people in this world, that's a fact. Pointing that out doesn't mean I think I'm better than them. I didn't try to convince her the subway story was true and secretly enjoy mocking her. In fact I was trying to find a way to let her know it was highly unlikely, some people will continue to believe whatever they choose to believe no matter what you tell them, you can't always convince them otherwise. She'll figure out the truth one day. Or not.

      I've known people who think that their 8 years of college, or their inherited money, or their skin color make them better than other people, when in truth a sheetrock wall has more common sense than that person does. According to your logic, I'm in the wrong when I relate a story about them? Give it a rest, okay?

    4. Re:East end subway by dcollins · · Score: 1

      I have/had certain acquaintances who would fall for almost every conspiracy theory and faux-news story that came down the pipe on FB. The first thing I thought about this feature is, "Oh god, now D--- will start railing about the Facebook conspiracy to de-legitimize these critical alternative news stories."

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      We know where leadership by an anti-intellectual "strongman" who scapegoats minorities and likes boisterous rallies goes
    5. Re:East end subway by SternisheFan · · Score: 1

      Funny how it's OK if you ridicule them online, but you're too chicken to do it to their face.

      when in truth a sheetrock wall has more common sense than that person does.

      I think you and the wall have something in common, but it's doubtful you'll ever see it. It's not surprising you're anti-intellectual. Educated people are frequently more informed than you and it gets under your skin, doesn't it? This is your way of getting back at them. Fuck you, and fuck your anti-intellectual friends. Go back to your friend Sarah Palin, retard.

      Okay..., "retard"? Right...

      Either I'm dealing with a teenager who's not too well thought out yet, or you must have forgotten to 'tag' your posts as 'satire'. Have a nice night.... :^)

    6. Re:East end subway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sounds a bit like http://scarfolk.blogspot.co.uk/ but less creepy :-)

    7. Re:East end subway by danknight48 · · Score: 1

      Labeling an article as satire would take all the fun out of it for those of us who 'get it'.

      And for those of us who :
      - "get it"
      - value their time
      - Dont want to have their time wasted, sifting through pages of crap to find its satire.
      - Dont want the world to be full of non-sense, unlabelled crap.

      are grateful.

    8. Re:East end subway by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      I don't get any enjoyment out of seeing "the ones who don't" spreading misinformation because of it.

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    9. Re:East end subway by SternisheFan · · Score: 1

      I don't get any enjoyment out of seeing "the ones who don't" spreading misinformation because of it.

      http://www.wisegeek.com/what-i...

  23. Sounds good by Indigo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can they add a "blatant politically motivated lie" tag while they're at it?

    1. Re:Sounds good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That'd be on the wrong side of the lobbying isle.

    2. Re:Sounds good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That'd be on the wrong side of the lobbying isle.

      Oh, how I wish that were a real place to which we could actually send them. As long as none of them managed to construct a radio out of coconuts or build a raft out of their cohorts, we might even be able to get some real representative democracy going...

  24. Now we need ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... [allegory], [hyperbole], [parody], [rhetoric], [pathos], [irony], and possibly a few others.

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    Have gnu, will travel.
    1. Re:Now we need ... by mrego · · Score: 1

      Great idea. Add a pun tag too. Then make it all searchable by tag type. Then they could focus on mostly science and tech news and add moderator points and change their name to some geeky unix or regexp character sequence... Mod this up insightful please.

  25. Instead of labelling content by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 2

    Couldn't they just put a label on the sort of people who not only believe satirical news, but, outraged, spread that "news" to everyone they know.

    [Idiot] MagicBob97 shared [link].
    [Idiot] catpiss wrote "typical fukink obamu!!!!!! [link]".
    [non-idiot] sumdude wrote "uh, guys, teh onion is a satire site".
    [Idiot] imtoorealforu shared [link].

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    Science is all about firing a drunk pig out of a cannon just to see what happens.
  26. What's the point of satire then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Although the post of most satire is to make a statement about something through humor, the best thing about satire I find is that so many people often believe it to be true, because it sounds either so much like real life that it's believable, or because they're so arrogantly biased that the satire reinforces their existing misconceptions, making them look even more like idiots. Making an Onion article as satire basically ruins the effect.

    1. Re:What's the point of satire then? by SternisheFan · · Score: 1
      The overall purpose of satire is usually to make some kind of moral or political change in society through the use of critical humor. A satirist will choose a subject or person with whom he finds faults and use humor to make those faults obvious. In theory, many satirists hope that the humor will have a corrective effect, almost like a punishment for bad behavior, ultimately leading people to change the way they behave and discouraging others from behaving the same way in the future.

      Since the overall purpose of satire is generally to point out the faults in people, satirists often rely on exaggeration to make a point. For example, a politician who favors heavy taxation might be depicted as a pig stealing people’s food from their plates. This sort of exaggeration shows the fault in question and puts a critical spin on it. People often remember and enjoy the satire because it’s funny and entertaining, but if it’s handled correctly, the message should ideally stick with them much longer than the initial entertainment element.

      http://www.wisegeek.com/what-i...

  27. Gotta say it by msobkow · · Score: 1

    <SATIRE>Facebook users are so smart!</SATIRE>

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    I do not fail; I succeed at finding out what does not work.
    1. Re:Gotta say it by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      Sorry, dude, that's sarcasm. not satire.

    2. Re:Gotta say it by msobkow · · Score: 1

      Details, details, details. :D

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      I do not fail; I succeed at finding out what does not work.
  28. Because by DougDot · · Score: 1

    people are, you know, to stupid to get satire on their own.

  29. Facebook users need as much help as they can get by DaveyJJ · · Score: 1

    Ergo, not a bad idea.

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    DaveyJJ
  30. What is a "grow light"? by ayesnymous · · Score: 1

    Never heard of that.

    1. Re:What is a "grow light"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's for penis enlargement.

  31. If you have to point out satire... by ayesnymous · · Score: 1

    then there's no point in having satire.

  32. Catering to morons... by frrrp · · Score: 1

    ... That is Facebook's entire business model.

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    smilies are for reetards
  33. obvious unintended consequences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those unable to distinguish satire will be more likely to believe non-tagged satire as true. [not-satire]

  34. Yeah right by Solandri · · Score: 1

    Like that's ever gonna work. /sarcasm

  35. Tools for Censorship by s.petry · · Score: 2

    While I agree with your points about Facebook not being a News site, or a News aggregate site, who is providing the tag for satire? Facebook already sorts news it does not like away from people, and has been caught blocking content they don't like. If Facebook controls the tag then this will just be another tool for censorship, it's not even a question.

    If a user chooses to label a post with said said tag, I have no issue with that. I personally would not use such a tag even if I used facebook (have not been there in over a year and even prior would log in every few months). In my opinion, people either get satire or they don't. If you don't get the joke you are the joke, and that is a big part of what satire is. Humiliate people into learning.

    Censorship is already here and active, lets not pretend otherwise. Sites like facebook just make it easier to censor and shape public opinion.

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    -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

  36. Mainstream news needs the tag more than anyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First of all it won't do any good. Most people won't even pay attention to a 'Satire' tag and still believe everything they hear. It could be reported all over the news that someone in a high profile case was acquitted of all charges and the news media keeps saying they are guilty and people still believe what the hear/read. O. J. Simpson got away with murder despite being found innocent, Michael Jackson molested children despite never being convicted of it, Casey Anthony killed her daughter despite being found innocent, George Zimmerman racially profiled Trayvon Martin and killed him out of racial hatred despite being found innocent and despite there not being enough evidence for the police to even charge him with a crime, just as examples of people believing more of what the news says than the cold hard facts.

    My opinion is that all mainstream news media needs the 'Satire' tag (especially Fox News and CNN) because they don't report facts, only their own twisted made up B.S. that some people are gullible to believe. So a 'Satire' tag on Face(palm)Book isn't going to do a damn bit of good. "Stupid is as stupid does" ~ Forrest Gump

  37. Just tag the entire Internet by istartedi · · Score: 1

    Won't this just lead to the tagging of the entire Internet? After all, who really wants to stand behind what they say? The number of potential misinterpretations is virtually unbounded. As I've previously mentioned on Slashdot, just the few lines I've typed here have the potential to bring out some far-out inference. There's no way I can predict what it'll be.

    So. Just tag the entire Internet as satire, not really true, nothing to get upset about, etc.

    I'm thinking that we could just hand out Mr. Yuck stickers with every Internet-capable device that's sold.

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    For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
  38. A notsatire tag... by Etherwalk · · Score: 1

    A "seriously" tag should also exist. It's not the satire that's problematic--it's the real news that is so absurd it seems to be satire. This pops up with amazing frequency.

  39. Satire is a good way to clean up your friend list by rebelwarlock · · Score: 1

    If you played GTA Vice City, you probably remember how utterly insane the political radio interviews were. I once posted as my status a chunk of one of those interviews, and watched people proceed to lose their shit in my general direction. If you don't realize I'm joking when you see me post, "It's simple: if you don't have a job, starve", we probably won't get along very well anyway.

  40. Facebook failed to spot satire? by abies · · Score: 1

    I suppose that people who sent the petition forgot to put [satire] tag in front of it as well and now are bit scared of what they have started...

  41. [Saltire] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also, anything Scottish related will be tagged as above

  42. Fishdicks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jimmy: Do you like fishsticks?
    Cartman: Yeah.
    Jimmy: Do you like putting fish sticks in your mouth?
    Cartman: Yeah.
    Jimmy: What are you, a gay fish?
    (South Park)

  43. TEST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear Facebook members, check this page and report if it's a satire or not.

    http://members.shaw.ca/rlongpr...

  44. These days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Onion is probably the most accurate news source out there.

  45. Re:Satire is a good way to clean up your friend li by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know 18 year olds who are member of "libertarian groups" and say that seriously :(

  46. dislike button by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Satire is useless.. When are they gonna add a dislike button!

  47. #satire #ironicuseofsatire #notgonnawork by AnontheDestroyer · · Score: 1

    #proofthatoldpeoplebarelyrealizetherearejokesontheinternet #whybother

  48. Thank goodness! by Fr05t · · Score: 1

    Finally links to infowars/Alex Jones will be marked as satire. Tired of people thinking it's real journalism or news.

  49. Is this a joke? by cparisi · · Score: 1

    ???

  50. If you specify [Satire] you might just be a... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you have to specify to your Facebook friends list that something is satirical in nature, you should probably consider a new set of Facebook friends rather than having to depict it as satirical.

    It's not satire if it's declared...

  51. NOOOOOO by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    Some of the best humor in the world is a result of idiots on Facebook not recognizing satire!

    I wish I could find one particular Facebook screenshot of a bunch of right-wingers who took the "abortionplex" article seriously. Just pure gold.

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    "When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
  52. Tells you something about the world by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    It is really telling how far out in lalaland this world has ventured when you need to tag satire so people don't take some absolutely way, way out in the realms of insanity at face value.

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    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  53. The irony mark was proposed in 1580 by DavidMZ · · Score: 1

    And it looked like a reversed question mark.

    Of course, slashdot will not support it.

  54. Or... by mr_resident · · Score: 1

    They could just try to be funnier so people don't get confused.

  55. For Real? by __aanhjr1420 · · Score: 1

    Is this article for real? I can't tell.

  56. Satire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The story is a gag!

  57. Haiku by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Satire

    Not satire

    Same thing

  58. Users produce for free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a massive dataset for Facebook to fine-tune it's algorithm for sarcasm/irony detection.

    That algorithm US spies are apparently missing in their toolbox:
    http://slashdot.org/story/14/06/04/1620220/us-secret-service-wants-to-identify-snark

    It seems there are ways to turn those millions of willing users into money, after all.
    One considers buying some Facenook stock...