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  1. Is this a joke? on Facebook Tests "Satire" Tag To Avoid Confusion On News Feed · · Score: 1

    ???

  2. Now they are the master! on IBM Unseats Microsoft As Second Most Valued Tech Company · · Score: 1

    The former master previously dethroned by their apprentice is now the master!

  3. Seventeen on You Played Violent Games - Why Can't Your Kids? · · Score: 1

    Seventeen! You're ready.

  4. What else not to do... on Don't Google "How To Commit Murder" Before Killing · · Score: 1

    For that matter, here are a few other things you should not do:

    Don't post stories about what you are not supposed to do before commiting murder.
    And don't read stories about what not to do before commiting murder.

  5. Re:Aha! on Stem Cells At The Core of Cancer? · · Score: 1

    Troll? That was supposed to be funny!

  6. Aha! on Stem Cells At The Core of Cancer? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Stem cells are evil! This will pave the way to a constitutional amendment to ban stem cells!

  7. Re:security over privacy on Americans Not Bothered by NSA Spying · · Score: 1

    doesn't exactly qualify as "thunderous applause
    True. I just liked the quote :)

    How about:
    "This is how liberty dies - to stifling yawns."

  8. Re:security over privacy on Americans Not Bothered by NSA Spying · · Score: 1

    "This is how liberty dies - to thunderous applause."
      - Revenge of the Sith.

  9. actually on New Chip Promises Longer Battery Life · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The battery in me cell phone lasts quite a long time...

  10. Re:And a key Linux feature dies? on Linux Snobs, The Real Barriers to Entry · · Score: 1

    No one ever said "All the support is free." There are 2 kinds of support that are currently in use today in Open Source: (1) Free, (2) Fee.
    For some, "Free" is fine. For others "Fee" is needed. With "Free" there is no one to complain to if the support is unacceptable (saying: "Let me speak to your manager!" will probably not get you very far). In some cases, companies give free support with the hope you will pay later, and in those cases you may get better service.

  11. Re:Linux sNOBs on Linux Snobs, The Real Barriers to Entry · · Score: 1

    The problem is that the engineers are providing the support. Engineers are used to arguing with another arrogant engineer so they seem to think being a jerk is a normal and appropriate response. (When I was younger I was guilty of some of the same attitude. But at least I became aware of it and *hopefully* have changed) Many Engineers I have met would not suffer fools lightly. I guess that's the price of "free" software. If you want to have a better chance of a nice support person you need to pay for service.

  12. But, as Dr. Cox said on Scrubs... on Pr0n's Effect On Society · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left, and it would be called 'bring back the porn'"

    -Dr. Cox (Scrubs)

  13. Life plus 20... on Jailed Spam King Caught Conspiring to Kill Witness · · Score: 1

    Not only would he die in prison... but they would keep his rotting corpse behind bars for an additional 20 years "just to be safe."

  14. The bad news... on Hot Pepper Kills Prostate Cancer · · Score: 1

    is that you need to shove the pepper up your bum...

  15. The next step... on U.S. Army Robots Break Asimov's First Law · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now they just need to find some video game ace and tell him they want him to test out the "latest virtual reality video game". Even better if he's young and named "Ender"

  16. New Taxonomy on New "Hairy Lobster" Crustacean Discovered and Classified · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here is the new Taxonomy order:

    Domain
    Kingdom
    Phylum
    Class
    Order
    Family
    Genus
    Species
    Yummy-ness!

  17. Was Captain Nemo aboard? on Giant Octopus Attacks Sub · · Score: 1
  18. My spam level has been decreasing... on Spam is Dead · · Score: 1

    In the past year or two I have had much less spam.
    Now I just get Deviled Ham. (ha ha)

    But seriously,
    Earthlink does a great job filtering out the spam. I go some days with no spam at all.
    At its peak I used to get 50 or more a day...

  19. Brings new meaning to the Paul Simon song on 35mm - One Step Closer to the End · · Score: 1

    "I got a Nikon camera
    I love to take a photograph
    So mama don't take my Kodachrome away"

    - "Kodachrome" Paul Simon

  20. oh no.... on Google to Transform Television Advertising? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess I will have to get ready for those hard core porn commercials during
    "The Apprentice"
    ... not sure how my wife will react it....

  21. Bluetooth! on Lego Mindstorms NXT Robotics Announced · · Score: 2, Informative

    Bluetooth support is awesome. One of the things I did not like about the original was the IR transmitter.

  22. and anybody who disagrees with the Patriot Act... on Senate Proposes Patriot Act Extension · · Score: 3, Funny

    must be hiding something...

  23. Re:And evolution is? on Federal Judge Rules Against Intelligent Design · · Score: 1

    Sounds like you are arguing for "Not-So-Intelligent Design" which implies a non-omnipotent being.

    Of course, the beauty of "Intelligent Design" is that there is no way to argue against it. Any argument can be answered with "because that is the way God wanted it! Who are we to question his divine authority?"

    I realize my arguments fall on deaf ears. Just having a bit of fun...

    Any non-cowards care to reply?

  24. Re:And evolution is? on Federal Judge Rules Against Intelligent Design · · Score: 1

    LOL, good one... anybody have an serious reply?

  25. Re:And evolution is? on Federal Judge Rules Against Intelligent Design · · Score: 1

    Not true. Some eyes work better than others. Some creatures can only see light/shadow.
    Some have eyes that don't even work. How does that make sense in Inteligent Design?

    There are lots of things that seem impossible when looking at our small life span, but are possible when looking at 100s of millions or even billions of years of evolution. Lots can happen even from random mutations over that time span.

    How about Cancer? Was that also Intelligently Designed? Why would a designer create cancer? Or why would they create an organism that worked in such a compilated way instead of going for a simpiler design?