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Fighting Invasive Fish With Forks and Knives

An anonymous reader writes NPR commentator Bonny Wolf has a unique solution to battle the threat of invasive fish species in our waterways. She proposes we fight them with a knife, fork, and a few lemon wedges. From the article: "Take the northern snakehead, which has made its way into tributaries of the Chesapeake Bay. It competes with native species for food, and then eats the native species, not to mention the odd frog or bird, with its mouthful of sharp teeth. It's been called "Fishzilla." It breeds fast, has no natural predators and can grow to be 4 feet long. The northern snakehead hangs out in grassy shallows, making it hard to catch. But a couple of years ago, Maryland started promoting the snakehead as an eating fish. Its harvest has increased from zero to 5,000 pounds a year."

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  1. What kind of fish? by statusbar · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think the fish accidentally a word there with its mouthful of teeth!

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    1. Re:What kind of fish? by istartedi · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Those are the fish that can move 1/4 mile across dry land to find new places to live. It probably crawled out of water and ate that word out of the summary.

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    2. Re:What kind of fish? by guises · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bizarrely, I am encouraged that so many posts are pointing out the missing name. "Wow," I'm saying to myself, "The first three posts are all by people who have read the summary and not just the title." A tiny victory for intelligent discourse.

      Maybe I'm setting the bar too low.

    3. Re:What kind of fish? by flyneye · · Score: 5, Funny

      We have an overabundance of carp here. Normally eating carp seems to be an ethnic thing around here.Even then, only an older generation bothers with it. I would like the world to come and rid the Mid U.S. of carp, so I have included the only recipe I know for carp.
              1 pressure cooker
                1 5-lb. rock
                1 carp
                Pressure cook the meat till it slips from the bone (about 2 hours) let cool, discard the fish and eat the rock.

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    4. Re:What kind of fish? by slashdice · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, except the one guy who was paid to read the summary didn't.

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    5. Re:What kind of fish? by Tyrannicsupremacy · · Score: 5, Funny

      A fish so terrible it must not be named!!!

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    6. Re:What kind of fish? by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I like my method of turning carp into something delicious better:
      1. Catch the carp
      2. load up ~100lbs of carp in the back of the jeep in a big plastic tub
      3. dig a big hold in the garden
      4. bury carp in the garden
      They make a wonderful fertilizer. I also do the same thing with the little crappy bullheads from the pond that is full of sheep field run off near my house.

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    7. Re:What kind of fish? by jeffmeden · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, except the one guy who was paid to read the summary didn't.

      What better way to have truly objective reporting, than editors who have no idea what's even in the story before they greenlight it! It's the ultimate in fair and balanced journalism.

  2. "Promoting" how? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Does "promoting" mean passing out some posters or getting rid of the requirement to purchase a fishing license from the State to keep the northern snakehead? There are plenty of folks out of work who could help here in a win-win situation. We already have systems in place to police the fish that people keep and removing all restrictions on invasive species taking would go a long way towards reducing their populations.

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  3. Like my mamma always taught me by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...sometimes all you have to do is eat the problem.

  4. The Comma Fish by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    closely related to the silverback semicolon, but watch out for those pointy asterisks

  5. Yum. by Rick+in+China · · Score: 4, Informative

    I've eaten this fish quite frequently in China, and it's actually quite tasty. I didn't realize it was so highly invasive, but some other fish (like Lionfish) seem to really f' up huge populations/ecosystems when they start to flourish where they don't belong, and I definitely agree that *eating them* is by far a better method than some other fish invasion control methods, like poisoning bodies of water and all adjacent bodies of water to kill everything.

    These m'f'rs can actually wriggle over land for a few days out of water to expand their territory. That's badass.

  6. An idea by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the meantime, though, his official slogan for the fish is, "Malicious but delicious."

    Hmmm, can we legalize cannibalism of politicians?

    1. Re: An idea by Type44Q · · Score: 5, Funny

      If the words out of their mouths are any indication, they're guaranteed to taste like shit.

  7. Already started by LordLucless · · Score: 5, Funny

    The editors have already begun this process by eating the very name of the fish in question.

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  8. Re:Take the , by Trogre · · Score: 5, Funny

    Clearly it's the rare but apparently also invasive comma-fish, often abbreviated as the ,

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  9. Not even remotely new news by Rakhar · · Score: 4, Informative

    Same species, same proposed solution...back when they first appeared in the US.

    1. Re:Not even remotely new news by Rakhar · · Score: 5, Informative

      http://www.alternet.org/story/...

      2002. This has been brought up over and over. Apparently it isn't working well enough.

  10. In Europe we eat them but... by opslashdot · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In Europe we have been eating this type of invasive specie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wels_catfish) for long but... As its flesh is tasty and as selling these fishes has become quite successfull, we now have farms of such fishes! Of course, these farms compete against fishing in living waters! So, eating invasive species may not be the most successful way of getting rid of them...

  11. Bioaccumulation Ahoy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You know, the solution for harmfull PCBs, mercury and shit isn't tp eat less fish, but to let less of that crap get in to the waters in the first place. A nation wide "don't poop where you eat" idea. And yes, it will cost some money, your tax money, to enforce the regulations. And yes, it will need some rules on what you can just dump into the rivers and lakes and ocean. And fuck the profits. You can't take the money with you anyways. Leave the damn ball cleaner and better than it was when you were born. That's really the only worthwhile goal mankind has at the moment that we can really do something about. Ihabitating space won't happen for a while, and needs more research. Earth we can save today, if we, as a species, could only get our collective heads out of our asses. Every bit helps. Do your share.

  12. Re:Take the , by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Perhaps they meant evasive species.

  13. Re:Bioaccumulation Ahoy by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 3, Interesting

    1) Have you any evidence of any surplus of heavy metals in the abovementioned waters?

    2) Have you any evidence that other species of fish from the area have been ruled off limits due to heavy metals contamination?

    3) Have you any evidence that this particular species of fish has a record of being a heavy metal accummulator due to its feeding strategies anywhere?

    You sound like some boob that read something about tuna one time without actually understanding it. Locally pike fish are the equivalent - I wouldn't eat them but that's because they taste like shit, although they're popular in France so maybe I'm just cooking them wrong. They're perfectly safe to eat.

  14. Love Invasive Fish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have fished in Florida for 60 years and I flat out love invasive species. They are exciting to catch and easy to catch if one knows how. I was catching snakeheads for several years before reporters first mentioned them. The are very similar to the Bowfins we have always had in Florida and I suspect that they have been in the wild for decades as the fish we thought were bowfins were way to large to actually be bowfins in many vases. We also have oscars as well as many cychlids, peacock bass and rainbow bass as well. So far I haven't seen any silver carp or big head carp but I'm sure they will do well here. We have a mule like Russian carp that was installed to stop certain weeds that get up to about 15 lbs.. And we have the lion fish in salt water in abundance. It adds to the sport of fishing. I say the more species the better. Pythons are common here and we have so many wild hogs that we sort of need the pythons to snag a few. Coyotes also are here as are armadillos which are also invaders. I still like them all.

  15. Eating Invasive species? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    but I dont want to eat Americans, they will be high in fat and taste horrible due to all the steroids and hormones they ingest in their meat and the beer that tastes like piss they drink.

  16. Almost there by nospam007 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now all we need is some invasive species of chips.

  17. Encourage over fishing? by usuallylost · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I agree that eating the invasive fish is a good idea. After all if we didn't put catch limits, and encourage catch and release, on the normal game fish people would have fished them to extinction. So really all we have to do is convince people they are good eating and then make no efforts to protect the invasive fish. My guess is once it gets going people will gleefully over fish them. Just have to make sure people stick to the undesirable fish.

    I don't know about lion fish but both Asian carp and northern snakeheads are good to eat. They eat Asian carp extensively in China and the northern snakehead is commonly consumed in Thailand. I have seen them for sale in markets where the northern snakehead was stuffed with what looked like lemon grass, other herbs and covered in a layer of salt and then grilled. I never tried it simply because I am not keen on fish.

  18. Re:Already happened to sharks by Rei · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yeah, but because it's so weird, all of the tourists who want to be seen as tough have to try it for themselves. ;) I wouldn't be surprised if 75% of hákarl sales are to tourists.

    You have to admit, "poisonous urine-scented shark rotted in a pit until it has the texture of cheese, reeks of ammonia and will no longer kill you" isn't the most appetizing food description ;)

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