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Trouble In Branson-Land, As Would-Be Space Tourists Get Antsy Over Delays

schwit1 (797399) writes "Rumors are flying that some of the individuals who gave Virgin Galactic deposits for space tourism flights on SpaceShipTwo are demanding their money back. It appears that the most recent delay, revealed by Branson on David Letterman, is the cause." How much would you pay to go to space, if the ticket was only good starting 10 years from now? How about 20? How about, as Branson claims, if it was early next year?

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  1. They're not astronauts, they're ballast. by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It seems some are claiming they won't consider themselves astronauts if the flight doesn't go above a certain height. Given that they add nothing to the mission other than weight, I say they won't be astronauts no matter how high the flight goes...they are just...ballast.

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    1. Re:They're not astronauts, they're ballast. by LoverOfJoy · · Score: 5, Funny

      *Bob, tied to the sailboat* "I'm a sailor! I sail!"

    2. Re:They're not astronauts, they're ballast. by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Like the Mercury and Vostok guys, then?

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    3. Re:They're not astronauts, they're ballast. by MooseTick · · Score: 2

      According to Google (https://www.google.com/search?q=define+astronaut), an astronaut is "a person who is trained to travel in a spacecraft". It doesn't say you have to "add" to the mission.

    4. Re:They're not astronauts, they're ballast. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given that they add nothing to the mission other than weight, I say they won't be astronauts no matter how high the flight goes...they are just...ballast.

      Maybe they would like to go to Mars?

    5. Re:They're not astronauts, they're ballast. by NotInHere · · Score: 2

      Webdefinitions are one of the things I hate on google: People think it is google, while in fact it is Wikipedia. Instead of proper attribution (naming the author, the license, and so on), they just add a link to the site, and call it "web definition". And people who don't read the link think the information comes from google.

    6. Re:They're not astronauts, they're ballast. by Animats · · Score: 3, Informative

      Like the Mercury and Vostok guys, then?

      "No, not spaceman. Specimin." - von Braun, in "The Right Stuff", speaking of the Mercury astronauts.

    7. Re:They're not astronauts, they're ballast. by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 2

      For space tourism flights to the International Space Station, they're regarded as spaceflight participants rather than 'proper' astronauts (or cosmonauts).

      Having seen quite how much training fully qualified astronauts and cosmonauts have to go through, I wouldn't be surprised if they become some vaguely protected terms in the not-so-far future...

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    8. Re:They're not astronauts, they're ballast. by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      According to Google (https://www.google.com/search?q=define+astronaut), an astronaut is "a person who is trained to travel in a spacecraft". It doesn't say you have to "add" to the mission.

      According to that definition then someone who is trained and never leaves the ground has more right to that name
      than someone who pays $250k to be a passenger on a spacecraft. I don't think being called an "astronaut" should
      be the goal but rather that you've been to outer space.

      Personally, the description of what you're buying, to me, leaves a lot to be desired. Before I would buy a ticket,
      I would want to know there was ample time to experience weightlessness and take pictures out the window.
      Does anyone know exactly how long in space you're actually buying? It sounds like a quick up and back down
      with maybe a few minutes of weightlessness. To me, that's barely worth it at free. I would want to spend at
      least an hour if not 24 hours. Less than an hour and there are cheaper options like the "vomit comet".

    9. Re:They're not astronauts, they're ballast. by davester666 · · Score: 1

      I am a sail.

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    10. Re:They're not astronauts, they're ballast. by kqs · · Score: 2

      Since the results of "define astronaut", "a person who is trained to travel in a spacecraft", don't appear in the wiikpedia page at all, you may be completely wrong. Otherwise, though, nice off-topic anti-google rant.

      While I see a big difference between crew, scientists, and paying passengers, once I put aside my incredible envy of anyone who can leave this small rock I've got to admit that they all deserve the term "astronaut". Wow!

    11. Re:They're not astronauts, they're ballast. by Hadlock · · Score: 2

      You're "weightless" in a parabolic arc, just like on on NASA's DC-9 "vomit comet", and you get more "zero g time" on the Vomit Comet than you will in Branson's carnival ride.
       
      Second, Branson is redefining "space". The generally accepted edge of space is 62.x miles. Virgin Galactic is having trouble meeting 60.0 miles and is looking at switching fuels at the last minute to meet that more limited 60.0 goal. If 2.x miles doesn't sound like much, Mt. Everest is 5.5 miles high. This is like getting a 68% and calling it a C grade average.
       
      Probably best to wait 10 years and hitch a ride on a Dragon v2 to a Bigelow inflatable Space Hotel for a night for a cool half-million.

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    12. Re:They're not astronauts, they're ballast. by Kjella · · Score: 2

      So if you're primarily a scientist there to do zero-g experiments on the ISS, are you still an astronaut? Why, because you're a professional - but not really in space flight? If we ever get to airplane-like conditions, is the steward(ess) an astronaut, is it like the crew? Or do you have to actually have a part in flying the spaceship, like is the cook on a big sailboat a sailor? Not that it really matters, but...

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    13. Re:They're not astronauts, they're ballast. by jklovanc · · Score: 0

      That seems along the same lines as someone flying in an aircraft is "leaving this small rock". The only difference is altitude. Ohh you get outside Earth's atmosphere; big deal. I have no envy for them. To me sub-orbital passenger flights are a waste of money. Someone who contributes nothing other than cash and takes up space and cargo capacity is better described as "paying ballast".

    14. Re:They're not astronauts, they're ballast. by NotInHere · · Score: 1

      OK, I see. Google has different versions of the "define" functionality running. The version with "a person who is trained to travel in a spacecraft" doesn't rely on wikipedia.

    15. Re:They're not astronauts, they're ballast. by khallow · · Score: 1

      This is like getting a 68% and calling it a C grade average.

      That's not much of a curve. I've seen 18% considered the low end of C grade.

    16. Re:They're not astronauts, they're ballast. by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      Either way, you didn't meet the standard definition...

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    17. Re:They're not astronauts, they're ballast. by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      attribution (naming the author, the license, and so on)

      You're wrong, it means something different! (Jokes aside, I don't think that the astronaut definition came from Wikipedia - unless your Google displays something else than my Google does, which happens to be a Wordnet entry.)

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    18. Re:They're not astronauts, they're ballast. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      once I put aside my incredible envy of anyone who can leave this small rock

      They're having a quick trip a few miles up in the air, not colonising the fucking galaxy.

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    19. Re:They're not astronauts, they're ballast. by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      they are just...ballast

      On a ballastic trajectory...or ballistic, whatever. ;-) The masturbation substitute for space travel!

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    20. Re:They're not astronauts, they're ballast. by schnell · · Score: 1

      "No, not spaceman. Specimin." - von Braun, in "The Right Stuff", speaking of the Mercury astronauts.

      You actually have that backwards. In the movie, von Braun is trying to say "spaceman" in his thick German accent and LBJ misunderstands it, asking "specimen?" To which von Braun shouts "spacey-man!" LBJ also misunderstands von Braun's pronunciation of "chimp." It's a pretty darn funny scene either way.

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    21. Re:They're not astronauts, they're ballast. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it is Google's page serving up the little snippet from wherever-it-is. Somebody at Google wrote up code that steals (or borrows-with-permission, the same either way,) and incorporates it on a page with Google's URL and Google's Logo displayed. I'm happy saying Google is taking responsibility for serving that information and ensuring it is correct. They - and you - may not see it that way, but that's not my problem.

      Webdefinitions are one of the things I hate on google: People think it is google, while in fact it is Wikipedia. Instead of proper attribution (naming the author, the license, and so on), they just add a link to the site, and call it "web definition". And people who don't read the link think the information comes from google.

    22. Re:They're not astronauts, they're ballast. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ballast that pays up. Big difference there. As far as I know, if a balloon operator loaded up some sand bags into his balloon, and one of the bags held out a hand and offered him some cash, he would freak out.

    23. Re:They're not astronauts, they're ballast. by MooseTick · · Score: 1

      Would you say Alan Shepard's 15 minute Mercury Seven suborbital flight which carried him to an altitude of 116 statute miles qualify him to be called an "astronaut"?

  2. Any color as long as it's black by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you have to ask (for your money back) you can't afford it.

    1. Re:Any color as long as it's black by camperdave · · Score: 1

      If you have to ask (for your money back) you can't afford it.

      What if you're just asking for your money back as a matter of principle?

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    2. Re:Any color as long as it's black by tehcyder · · Score: 2

      Anyone who chose to waste $250,000 in this way doesn't have any principles.

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    3. Re:Any color as long as it's black by NemoinSpace · · Score: 0

      Anyone who invokes moral superiority as an argument against another's personal spending habits has neither money nor principles.

  3. Ready when its ready. by BeCre8iv · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You would think prospective human cargo would appreciate this.

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    1. Re:Ready when its ready. by the+monolith · · Score: 5, Funny

      Lets get the terminology right:
      Passengers are actually Self-Loading Cargo.
      Passengers are loaded into Cattle Class no matter how much they pay for their fodder.
      Passengers are treated like toothpaste - forced in at one end, squeezed out at the other end.
      Height is distance above ground (dirty brown stuff,)
      Altitude is distance above mean sea level (dirty wet stuff)
      Auto pilots were made so that Captain Speaking and First Officer Here (heroic chaps!) could check their stock options and give peace of mind to the Trolly Dolly - Cynthia Strapin, that for at least some portion of the flight the aircraft was actually under proper control.

      I for one salute the brave, bold, adventurous, noble souls that want to go to the edge of space and have a peek, but I would rather spend the time in a broken down elevator with late '60s muzak and a herd of incontinent goats.

    2. Re:Ready when its ready. by alen · · Score: 1

      i want it now even if it kills me

    3. Re:Ready when its ready. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... the Trolly Dolly - Cynthia Strapin...

      No, No - that's Cynthia Strapon , 'cause you're really getting fucked for what little ride you get.

  4. What a misleading summary by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 5, Informative

    "Some" is actually "one". Who will demand his money back if they can't make the altitude requirement, not because of delays. Other than that, everything about the summary is accurate.

    1. Re:What a misleading summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "One" is actually "none". From TFA: "An unnamed customer, who had paid a deposit of $150,000, told Sunday Times:"

      British newspapers are always inventing quotes, because they are too lazy to do any research.

      "An unnamed customer .... a anonymous source ..... a senior figure within the party ..... blah blah blah" - lazy rubbish.

  5. Expectations by Gaygirlie · · Score: 1

    Considering how huge hurdles people have to overcome every single time anything is launched into space I'd say these tourists should expect there to be lots of delays and that these delays could well last even for a few years. Once -- if ever -- space-tourism is totally trivialized we could expect delays to be minimal, but as of now I think you really should have any expectations of them being able to keep to a schedule really, really low.

    As for the price to flying to space I can't really comment since I wouldn't be buying tickets at all. Maybe one day when we have colonies somewhere to actually travel to, but not as things currently are.

    1. Re:Expectations by Kjella · · Score: 1

      As for the price to flying to space I can't really comment since I wouldn't be buying tickets at all. Maybe one day when we have colonies somewhere to actually travel to, but not as things currently are.

      Real zero-g (not Vomit Comet or theme park rides) would be pretty damn cool. Right now I'm looking at SpaceX and I really don't see a good reason why Dragon doesn't take more than 7 passengers, it seems they have plenty space and it's supposed to be able to return 2500kg of pressurized cargo, so from what I can tell they should be able to put more like 20 people in that cabin if they stack the seats nicely. It's $140m/flight so that'd bring it down to $7 million and that's for a genuine LEO flight. If they're just going for 101km with a supersized capsule I'm guessing the rocket is good for shooting up 140 people at a time at $1 million/seat.

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    2. Re:Expectations by brambus · · Score: 1

      Real zero-g (not Vomit Comet or theme park rides) would be pretty damn cool.

      Well, the Vomit Comet is exactly the same as LEO zero-g, it's just much shorter. All the Virgin Galactic guys are doing is extending that time from 30s to 300s. And at tremendous cost, I might add.
      As for 140 people for a suborbital flight on Falcon 9, that sounds about right, maybe even a bit pessimistic. By my reckoning, the second stage with propellant and max payload masses somewhere in the vicinity of 100 tons, more than the MTOW of a Boeing 737-800 and at that mass, the first stage is enough to give them around 2 km/s at burnout and an arc of well above 100km. And that includes the spare fuel to fly the spent booster back to the launch pad and land it, so no loss there either. So replace the entire second stage & payload with a hypersonic glider and you're done, basically. It might even be conceivably possible to use this to actually travel somewhere at hypersonic speeds without having to muck about with all that ramjet/scramjet business, though I'm not sure it'd be worth it.
      Assuming capital costs per flight of $1M (20% of which is fuel, the rest being O&M, equipment amortization and profit), one such ticket could cost as little as ~$5k. Not chump change by any means, but still 20x lower than what Virgin Galactic are charging. It's about 1st class-type money on some long-haul flights.

    3. Re:Expectations by Spy+Handler · · Score: 1

      Do you realize how big the hypersonic glider would have to be to seat 140 people? (Hint: Boeing 737 doesn't even seat 140 people)

      Your weight estimates could be correct but there is no way you're gonna fit a 140-seat glider in the Falcon 9 fairings.

      Anyways 5 minute weightless suborbital flight is so 1961. I would just make a stretched version of Dragon that seats 20 people (no cargo) and send them into orbit for $50k each.

    4. Re:Expectations by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 2

      Real zero-g (not Vomit Comet or theme park rides) would be pretty damn cool

      How is vomit comet not 'real zero-g?' Or is your measure based on length of time?

      Because whether you're falling on the ISS or fallling on the Vomit Comet, you're still falling...

    5. Re:Expectations by brambus · · Score: 1

      Your weight estimates could be correct but there is no way you're gonna fit a 140-seat glider in the Falcon 9 fairings.

      Of course it won't and I explicitly said to replace the entire second stage as well. I would have hoped it to be obvious that I was talking about reengineering large parts of the system.

      Anyways 5 minute weightless suborbital flight is so 1961. I would just make a stretched version of Dragon that seats 20 people (no cargo) and send them into orbit for $50k each.

      Or to Mars for perhaps $500k, I agree. I was just thinking out loud about the possibilities here, just to show that Virgin Galactic's system is an overpriced toy that could be done much cheaper by the likes of SpaceX.

    6. Re:Expectations by mehrotra.akash · · Score: 1

      (Hint: Boeing 737 doesn't even seat 140 people)

      http://www.seatguru.com/airlin... 212 > 140

  6. Hipster Wannabes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These stinking-rich hipsters want to get their jollies and the T-shirt without doing any of the work - like always.

  7. Re: I don’t think you can be considered ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That distance from Earth is necessary but not sufficient.

  8. Covered in dead tree format before by madprof · · Score: 1

    Funny. Slashdot now follows the lead of Private Eye as well...

  9. Virgin Galactic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "Virgin Galactic". lol. The dude's company is only proposing to launch peeps not even into orbit... up there pretty far, but not even into an orbit... and this guy calls his company "Galactic". The only thing "Galactic" about it is his ego. What a douche.

  10. the virgin galactic craft isn't even a spacecraft by The_Rook · · Score: 4, Insightful

    more to the point, the virgin galactic craft doesn't go anywhere. it has no destination other than downrange. so all branson is selling is a roller coaster ride. and an expensive one at that.

    the russians (and soon spacex) at least have a space station as a destination.

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  11. Re:the virgin galactic craft isn't even a spacecra by khallow · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A roller coaster ride to 100 km. They aren't selling a destination here, but rather an experience. So it's not a problem for them.

  12. Not Like Mercury by thrich81 · · Score: 2

    Don't know about Vostok, and don't want to look up the other Mercury missions, but on the second manned orbital Mercury flight, Mercury-Atlas 7, the astronaut on board manually controlled the reentry due to equipment malfunction in the spacecraft. "At the retrofire event, the pitch horizon scanner malfunctioned once more, forcing Carpenter to manually control his reentry, which caused him to overshoot the planned splashdown point by 250 mi (400 km). ("The malfunction of the pitch horizon scanner circuit [a component of the automatic control system] dictated that the pilot manually control the spacecraft attitudes during this event."[8])" -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S...

    1. Re:Not Like Mercury by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

      Ironically, Carpenter was probably the archetypal "space tourist", snapping pictures of everything and completely ignoring the tour guides' instructions, to the extent of getting himself into trouble.

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  13. Space is anything not expressible as 'altitude' by Mister+Liberty · · Score: 1

    Like "200km" (125mi for all you metrically challenged).

    1. Re:Space is anything not expressible as 'altitude' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Satellites are in space, they do not interact with the atmosphere. All are well within the figures you pulled from your arse.

  14. Imagine the laff ex-PanAm execs are having... by jpellino · · Score: 1

    they've had a waiting list since 1968. Branson? Piker!

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    1. Re:Imagine the laff ex-PanAm execs are having... by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      I don't think Pan Am execs do much laughing, as Pan Am ceased to exist in 1991. Even the re-incarnations are gone.

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    2. Re:Imagine the laff ex-PanAm execs are having... by jpellino · · Score: 1

      That would be the EX part. They're not all dead yet. The reservation list following 2001's release was an asset that had to be dealt with in their bankruptcy. The flight academy is the only remaining division.

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  15. Re:Silly to give a deposit to begin with. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Not necessarily. Early customers had to pay "only" $200k, whereas it now costs $250k for a ticket, so there was *some* advantage to getting in early.

  16. bunch of bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They've been promising to have these flights into space for years now, always saying..real soon now, or next year. Then the next year comes, and the year after that, and the year after that and still no tourists going up. I call BS on the whole thing and see it as a ploy to grab people's money (from people who have more money than anyone really ought to anyhow, but that's another issue I won't get into here). Even though I don't feel sorry for those rich bastards losing their money it doesn't excuse those companies making themselves richer in the process. Worse is that anything less than at least an orbital flight is pointless anyway. All that for a few minutes in 'space' is a total waste.

  17. My thoughts by JasoninKS · · Score: 2

    First off, you're talking about a group of people that probably have more money than they know what to do with anyway. They're likely impatient and aren't accustomed to having to wait for anything.

    What they likely don't realize is that they paid for something that, essentially, didn't exist yet. Would you rather they rush and blow you up? Or wait a bit and have a relatively safe ride? (Yes, I say relatively...it is inherently risky after all) They jumped at the chance to be first so they could rub it in their friends' noses.

    Me? I'll never be able to afford it, unfortunately. But if I could, I'd wait until it had gone a few times. Let the bugs get worked out.

    1. Re:My thoughts by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      Also most rich people are also very cheap - So the notion of paying for something that they haven't gotten drives them bananas, due to their cheap-ness.

    2. Re:My thoughts by SternisheFan · · Score: 1

      Came across this site via googling, http://www.entrepreneur.com/ar... , "These Famous People Have Tickets for Richard Branson's Space Flights"

    3. Re:My thoughts by tehcyder · · Score: 2

      Included are Katy Perry and Justin Bieber. I don't know about you, but I'm praying for a tragic technical malfunction on the maiden launch.

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    4. Re:My thoughts by SternisheFan · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but how does Lady GaGa rate a free launch?

  18. How much? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    For a flight that doesn't reach orbit and stay there with the environment in 0G for at least a few orbits, I wouldn't pay anything. Heck, I won't pay a commercial airline to fly because the ratio of inconvenience to convenience+enjoyment is too high between the (id|patr)iot act's enforced paranoia and the seating designed by one-legged, one-armed engineers. Now an oceangoing cruise liner, that's something else again. I loves me a nice cruise. It's even worth going first class, which it definitely isn't in a commercial airliner.

    However, for a flight that *does* go to orbit and stays a few turns, and doesn't require a spacesuit, and for which I could have a very private cubby with a view for two for the orbital duration, I might part with as much as five thousand for two seats, just for those few hours. They'd have to let me take my camera, though.

    Which means I'm not going to get to go. :) Unless they build a space elevator or several in my lifetime. And apparently the materials science there is either too difficult, or nearly so. Oh well. There's always Firefly reruns.

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    1. Re:How much? by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      $5,000 probably wouldn't even pay for the fuel required to lift a person that high. That would explain the ~$200,000 price tag.

    2. Re:How much? by rossdee · · Score: 2

      "However, for a flight that *does* go to orbit and stays a few turns, and doesn't require a spacesuit"

      Its probably a good idea to be wearing a spacesuit in case something goes wrong. Theres a lot of junk in low orbit, and if your small craft hits something and starts leaking it could get very uncomfortable. In a bigger craft you would have more time to get your suit on if there was an accident.

    3. Re:How much? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      Spacesuits (well, "pressure suits") were originally developed for high-flying planes, not for space travel. There are significant enough hazards in high-altitide flight to require some pretty significant protective gear, even if it's not a fully-certified space suit.

      Fuck, I know people who wear space-suit levels of protection and work within a couple of thousand feet of sea level. (what level of protection would you use to repair pumps and valve gear in a working sewage plant? Pretty comprehensively air-tight and puncture-proof, covering whole body.)

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  19. Re:the virgin galactic craft isn't even a spacecra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Virgin Galactic craft was really never meant to go anywhere, besides the imaginations of the latest batch of fools Richard Branson is looking to sucker. He'll leverage them, using them as a preface to stick his hand into the honeypot of state aerospace funding. Branson knows suckers always deserve the cruel lessons visited upon them.

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  20. You know what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think 60 miles is pretty good for a Music Label....... ;)

    But yea, if they claimed space, and then can't reach it, I'd want my money back too.

  21. Branson's comments by Brian+O'Brien · · Score: 1

    Branson states that "you go from 0 to 3500mph in 8 seconds". That's ~20g. You go first Beardie. He also states that you'll know you're in space (over 100km) because you'll float. Incorrect, you'll float because you're in free fall, even though you're not going orbital speed. It's possible to fly higher than 100km with your arse firmly stuck to your seat. Think I'll wait for the space elevator.

  22. Aren't we forgetting something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will the pre-flight TSA groping be better-than-average groping? for advanced space travel, that is

    1. Re: Aren't we forgetting something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you actually ever fly? I go through TSA at JFK often and I *always* opt out. Never had an issue, all the agents I met have always been very professional.

    2. Re: Aren't we forgetting something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always get taken to a private room - on many occasions, my genitals have been violated by attractive women in uniform giving me hand-jobs, blow-jobs, and more. You call that kind of thing professional?

    3. Re:Aren't we forgetting something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will the pre-flight TSA groping be better-than-average groping? for advanced space travel, that is

      For the money they are paying? They'd better at least be getting lube with those rubber gloves.

      * Capcha = reinsert *

  23. Re:the virgin galactic craft isn't even a spacecra by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

    You need training and evaluation to go to the ISS though, if only to make sure you don't go nuts and push all the buttons. What Virgin offers is more like a normal flight, where the damage you can do is fairly minimal and the only training needed is an annoying video.

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  24. No chargebacks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bet you wish you didn't pay with bitcoin now!