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The Odd Effects of Being Struck By Lightning
HughPickens.com writes: "Ferris Jabr reports in Outside Magazine that every year, more than 500 Americans are struck by lightning. Roughly 90 percent of them will survive, but those survivors will be instantly, fundamentally altered in ways that still leave scientists scratching their heads. For example, Michael Utley was a successful stockbroker who often went skiing and windsurfing before he was struck by lightning. Today, at 62, he lives on disability insurance. "I don't work. I can't work. My memory's fried, and I don't have energy like I used to. I aged 30 years in a second." Lightning also dramatically altered Utley's personality. "It made me a mean, ornery son of a b****." Utley created a website devoted to educating people about preventing lightning injury and started regularly speaking at schools and doing guest spots on televised weather reports.
Mary Ann Cooper, professor emerita at the University of Illinois at Chicago, is one of the few medical doctors who have attempted to investigate how lightning alters the brain's circuitry. According to Cooper, the evidence suggests lightning injuries are, for the most part, injuries to the brain, the nervous system, and the muscles. Lightning can ravage or kill cells, but it can also leave a trail of much subtler damage and Cooper and other researchers speculate that chronic issues are the result of lightning scrambling each individual survivor's unique internal circuitry (PDF). "Those who attempt to return to work often find they are unable to carry out their former functions and after a few weeks, when coworkers get weary of 'covering' for them, they either are put on disability (if they are lucky) or fired," she writes.
Mary Ann Cooper, professor emerita at the University of Illinois at Chicago, is one of the few medical doctors who have attempted to investigate how lightning alters the brain's circuitry. According to Cooper, the evidence suggests lightning injuries are, for the most part, injuries to the brain, the nervous system, and the muscles. Lightning can ravage or kill cells, but it can also leave a trail of much subtler damage and Cooper and other researchers speculate that chronic issues are the result of lightning scrambling each individual survivor's unique internal circuitry (PDF). "Those who attempt to return to work often find they are unable to carry out their former functions and after a few weeks, when coworkers get weary of 'covering' for them, they either are put on disability (if they are lucky) or fired," she writes.
Having millions of volts of electricy pumped through a person's body causes nervous system damage and changes. Who would have guessed?
...The Odd Effects of Being Struck By Lightning...
And here I was hoping for special powers like instant genius or telepathic abilities, and it turns out that the best we can hope for is instant Alzheimer?
What this world is coming to - is for you and me to decide.
I worked for a lightning research lab in college. From what I remember, lightning can strike up to 60 miles (?) from the host cloud if the internal charges of the cloud are "right" for it. My take away was if you can see bolts of lightning then you're (possibly) within range.
PS: I don't reply to ACs.
The main change is that when I hear people say "You're more likely to get hit by lightning than to have X happen" I can say "I've already been hit by lightning."
Back around 2000, I was with a group of people at an observatory up in the mountains, which we'd reached by ski-lift-gondola, after some discussion about whether the weather was turning thundery and we should cancel it because we might get stuck there for the day which would mess up our schedule. The thunderstorm decided to show up, and I was outside the observatory looking at the mountains. A few raindrops started to fall, and a bolt of lightning bounced off the building and hit me on the head. The impact wasn't very hard, maybe like dropping a pen onto a hard floor from 5 feet. My wife yelled at me to get in out of the rain. And we did in fact get stuck up there for a few hours - the gondola system shut down when the lightning struck, leaving a gondola full of kids hanging about 100 feet from the observatory for a while before they could restart it, and once they had them safely unloaded they left it stopped until the storm was over.
The other effect was that I had to tell my wife about the previous time when the group I'd with had almost been hit by lightning, hiking at the top of Colorado mountains when the early-afternoon thunderstorm set in. We'd sat down in a low rock shelter, and some of the folks were having sparks from their fingers to the wet rocks, which were making a bit of a sizzling noise.
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The last sentence of the summary explains a lot:
"Those who attempt to return to work often find they are unable to carry out their former functions and after a few weeks, when coworkers get weary of 'covering' for them, they either are put on disability (if they are lucky) or fired or made Slashdot editors (if they are really unlucky)," she writes."
See my journal for slashdot ID's by year. Mine created in 2005. http://slashdot.org/journal/289875/slashdot-ids-by-year
A local doctor was struck by lighting and became a concert pianist as a result. You never know what might change your life forever.
Star Trek, there maybe hope.
2. it looked to me as if the frontal lobe of the person in story was affected. Frontal lobe is associated with such changes in personality
We have way too many people gaming the system and taking false disability in this country. We need to do away with disability altogether. I don't care what your problem is, everyone can do something productive. I don't care if it's just stamping bottle caps on to beer bottles. Being 'ornery' should not qualify you for disability. I'm guessing this lazy asshole never even was hit by lightning in the first place. We need to stop the handouts in this country. They didn't do it in 1776 and there's no need to now. We're being taken advantage of.
I was recently struck by lightning. I am writing you to renew my request for a date per your stated conditions.
Have gnu, will travel.
I was part of the ground circuit when lightning struck my house and blew the ring main on its way through - I had the misfortune of happening to be plugging in the TV at the time, got thrown across the room. Only permanent effect as far as I can tell is a marked reduction in tolerance for idiots.
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the brain an nervous system is a complex and fragile low voltage electrical signaling system
lets zap it with lightning
best we can guess is that "Mary Ann Cooper, professor emerita at the University of Illinois at Chicago" who by the way retired in 2008 says that lighting fucks shit up
good god damn job
reaction time suffers as well
I'd like to volunteer.
Michael Utley was a successful stockbroker who often went skiing and windsurfing before he was struck by lightning. Today, at 62, he lives on disability insurance. "I don't work. I can't work. My memory's fried, and I don't have energy like I used to. I aged 30 years in a second." Lightning also dramatically altered Utley's personality. "It made me a mean, ornery son of a b****."
Had it been an example where he became a greenpeace or PETA speaker or something, it might be more shocking but this doesn't come across as entirely surprising.
I would assume that most lightning injuries wouldn''t have any observable effects on personality, because more often than not they're not going to hit the brain. But that could be a wrong impression. Maybe a high voltage jolt to the peripheral nervous system always carries back to the brain along nerve fibers and does damage there.
Once met with a guy who install lightning rod in 80+ storeys buildings.
He said, grounding the current from above is not enough. When lightning strikes,
the current is ground, but then the many computers in the building would malfunction.
Special technique is required that only few companies can get it right.
I would suspect the current has to be shield like coaxial cable or the circuits along
the current path will got damaged. In this case the victim's brain.
You are wrong. professor emerita is perfectly fine.
"In the United States, a full professor who retires in good standing may be referred to as a professor emeritus for men, or professor emerita for women"
Is making up bullshit English words in some failed, self-defeating attempt to avoid sexism a new feminist/social-justice-warrior fad these days?
"Professora" is not even an English word, goddamn it! The English word is "professor", and it applies equally well to both men and women and any one of the thousands of other "genders" that allegedly exist today.
"Emerita" is an English word. It can be used with the English word "professor" to create the English term "professor emerita".
Since "professora" is not an English word, the term "professora emerita" is not English. It is gibberish.
And since you're probably the kind of self-righteous dickweed who probably screams "CITATION NEEDED!" all of the time, let me give you one: Proof that "Professor Emerita" is the correct English term.
"Ferris Jabr reports in Outside Magazine that every year, more than 500 Americans are struck by lightning. Roughly 90 percent of them will survive, but those survivors will be instantly, fundamentally altered in ways that still leave scientists scratching their heads.
Yes, sure, it has some unpleasant effects, but keep it in perspective. How much resources should we as a society be dedicating to lightning strike victims? Nearly ten times as many people die drowning every year as get struck by lightning (including non-fatal strikes). In fact, you're only about twice as likely to get struck by lightning as to die from a terrorist attack, which a statistical non-risk. And we don't go running around panicking about terrorism... oh, wait...
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I was struck by lightning in April of 2004. After that, all I wanted to do was smoke weed and play computer games.
Of course, that's all I wanted to do before I was struck by lightning, so clearly the effects were very subtle. I no longer wanted to play JRPGs, text based adventures or 2D platformers. Plus, there is a strange blue glow emanating from my scrotal sack. It's kind of like superpowers, except not really useful, except at Halloween parties where I go dressed as a partially bioluminescent Michelangelo's David.
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I was struck as a kid, probably 11 or so years old, when a thunderstorm rolled in during a little league baseball game. I happened to be opening a car door, so was grounded when I was hit. My forearm turned black and blue, like a massive bruising, but I didn't feel any pain in my arm. I was blinded for a short time, my eyes were not closed when the lighting struck. Outside of a headache from the flash, I had no short or long term damage. Yes, I was extremely lucky to have been mostly grounded.
The Guinness record holder was struck 7 times, and lived to 71. Hard to say if the long term effects led to suicide, but an interview of him I heard long ago seemed to indicate a pretty normal guy.
TFA also indicates that not all incidents lead to permanent damage, physical or psychological. As with most events dealing with electricity, there are a massive number of factors involved making each event unique. For example, when I was in the military I saw two people guy get popped by a 550KW generator. Both guys mishandled the same coupling, both were in Texas and on similar training grounds. The primary different was weather and luck. One guy's clothing caught fire and he suffered only minor burns as they put his clothing out, the other guy died almost instantly. It was winter so rainy and wet when the first guy was popped, making its likely that his wet clothing caused a grounding effect which saved him. The second happened in the summer, extremely dry and hot.
-The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.
I wonder if something similar happens to people who have been tasered, even in a milder version. It should be researched as it would be tragically ironic if law enforcement's latest panacea were endangering peoples' long term futures.
I was having a safety meeting with a guy when he told me how he had been hit by lightning once on a construction site. I said, "what'd you do?" He said, "I got up and ran! The only thing I could think of was that I didn't want to get hit again!"
He seemed like a normal enough guy, but he was adamant about not wanting to get struck again, that's for sure.
This isn't Rome. This is America. We speak American English here. Some of that is Anglicized Latin. But it's not Latin, and doesn't have to follow the rules of Latin any more than anything else borrowed from other languages has to follow the rules of those languages.
How many of these "disabilities" are due to the lightning strike and hire many are due to other factors but attributed to the lightning strike? Anyone done a study on verified cases? Is the prevalence of those effects higher than the average/mean?
This was 1991 I belive. I was sitting on this tire swing looking at the thunder storm coming into the valley over the city. Next to me 30 feet infront and 20 to the side was a tennis court all fenced off with a 20 foot fence.
As I was sitting there for a bit watching lightning strikes all of a sudden everything went white for a second and when it dissapeared I heard a huge bang and while looking at the sand below my feet, I saw electricity flying around on the ground. Took me a few secs to get orientged again and all I herd was "Holly Fuck", "Holly fuck" "Did you feel that all over your body" from the two guys that were playing in the tennis court.
Nex thing I know some panic attack hit me and I booted it home about 20 feet away. I started to get a clod sweat and when I felt my heart it must have been going 400 + beats per minute. Then it slowed down rapidly and all I could do is sit on the couch and go WTF?!!!
So for about a few weeks after that everytime there was a thunder strom and the lightning strikes got close to home I always felt wird electric charge aroung me. Well I never stuck around and booted it home the second I got the feeling.
Can't say it changed me but was a weird experience.
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Why is this rated to 0? It's a true statement--not something to downmod. Downmoding such a comment, I'm sure, actually bespeaks ignorance or violation of the terms of modding! And while that's not new for /., it's still something to have the actual admins take a look at. It's especially problematic, though, since it's a true statement.
While it is preferable to follow certain rules of grammar for use of Latin phrases, that is within the confines of acceptable English practice. "Profesora" has not, in fact, ever been used--as far as I am aware--in the English language, as an English term. Not, at least, enough to be conventional rather than eccentric. These days, perhaps all the more due to it being Spanish (though being in the Western US where we have a lot of Spanish speakers, perhaps I'm just reinforced given that perception; the east coast, on the other hand, tends not to know jack about Spanish from our POV). I am okay with it to the extent someone would have a Latin or Romance background, but the significations associated with "professor" vs. "profes[s]ora" aren't quite the same, so from that POV I would avoid it myself since it would seem to be a mis-communication, therefore an error.
And "-a" isn't even a solid indication, in English, that a term is actually a feminine for Latin. ("-a" isn't even just feminine in Latin, depending on case!). It *frequently* is in Spanish, but not enough for someone without the prior knowledge. For the last three or so centuries, however, even when Latin was widely taught, been acceptable to mix Latin forms as properly understood or most likely to be, rather than force correctness based on the classical Latin forms (and I have critiques on usage dating back over a 100 years in my personal library), so I don't get the hostility: oversensitivity to "correctness", to me, bespeaks being a poseur--as is often the case in English grammar.
It all seems like the pedantry of correct for case with "I and me" without regard for the actual use-intentions of the personal speaking English, given that the complaints are often applied to usages which antedate the oldest grammars and indicate a different mode of thinking altogether--i.e. evince a feature of English-speakers' mind that doesn't even exist in other classical languages. (Even modern, simplified English, possesses pre-classical features, and actual mixtures of features that span several language families, that ante-date the periods of major influence by Romance and Latin upon the Teutonic, e.g. altering mid-vowels to change tense, not just endings). It's the...gilded age of English armchair philology and grammatical-wishful thinking by the sophomorically over-read and over-credentialed, regarded only for being critics and clever...just not "right."
But in general, critiques of English usage typically proceed out of posing rather than expertise. It's a long-standing tradition in Anglophonic countries, and unfortunate for all the confusion has bred. e.g. I was recently standing in line at a post office and literally stood next to two old women, one who had been warned against the horrific error in saying "dug" rather than "digged", and the other warned contrarily about the error of "digged" over "dug." Both were also pissed I wouldn't take their side...or amused that I could explain the history of that "issue" though a young man, and that the other was so stupid to prefer a "non-word" they had never encountered. I actually found myself in disbelief that either could have suffered such limited exposure.
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Lightning can easily give off Xrays and even Gamma rays. So would it also be possible that these people who have this blast right along their skin are also getting a solid dose of radiation.
I heard a news report - might have been BBC - years ago that a study had found that a high correlation between lightning strike victims and the probability of developing Multiple Sclerosis later in life.
The GP is at 0 because it was posted as AC. Anonymous posts always start with a score of 0. Nothing to get excited about.
I bet that would've pissed him off.
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OH FUCK THIS SHIT
Mary Ann Cooper, professor emerita
Stop this shit, academia. Learn Latin if you want to use Latin words to make yourself sound special. The word is for soldiers. No fucking professor called themselves "emeritus" until the late 18th century. And now you've got dipshits getting it doubly wrong with gender. Emeritus is specifically a masculine noun.
An emeritus is a retired soldier (noun). Emeriti are retired soldiers (plural noun).
If you want to use it as an adjective it has to agree in with the noun it modifies.
A soldier emeritus is a soldier that is retired (adjective). Soldiers emeritum are soldiers that are retired (plural adjective).
"Professor" is a genderless word in English, so you need the genderless adjective.
A professor emeritus is a professor who is abusing the word "emeritus" (neutral adjective). Professors emeritorum are professors who are abusing the word "emeritus" (neutral plural).
If Mary Ann Cooper really wants to use an "a" form of the word, she must do so in a way such that it agrees with gender and count and case.
Emerita Mary Ann Cooper. Mary Ann Cooper and Anne Marie Cooper Emeritae. In a more gendered language such as Spanish, we could do "Mary Ann Cooper and Anne Marie Cooper profesoras emeritarum".
But [name], [title] emerita is just fucking wrong! Stop being wrong, people. I know you like to act high and might and pat yourselves on the back (and I know because I work in academia), but please just fucking stop being so fucking wrong.
BS. The nervous system is an electrochemical system, not an electrical one; and, while it is physically fragile, it is not nearly as electrically fragile as you suggest, exactly because it is electrochemical rather than electrical in nature. This is a significant reason why 90% of lightning strike victims survive (the skin's lower resistance being another), and why execution through electrocution is nowhere close to being an instant process.
"Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."
I know this is Slashdot, but even here the level of stereotyping and hateful crowd mentality exhibited by your post is an eyesore. So let me take this occasion to mirror your posting style by reminding you that, if you perhaps on occasion ventured out from your parents' basement, you might find that there's little basis to your intimation of a statistically significant correlation between involvement in the financial industry and being a "mean, ornery son of a bitch".
"Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."
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We already knew Lightning Can Do Anything. :)
You've been here how many years and you don't know how AC posting works?
Or perhaps you were struck by lightning during the course of this thread and forgot how it works...
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No, we don't have to follow the rules of Latin.
But English does not change adjectives based on gender, so let's not introduce this crap needlessly.
"Professor emeritus" is fine for both genders in English. Really.
Nevertheless this would imply that there was significant change: he finally became aware that he was an "ornery son of a b****".
Kind of sounds like a Christmas tune too: Holly fuck! Holly fuck! Fucking all the way. Oh what fun it is to fuck on one horse fucking sleigh....
When golfing, always have a 1 Iron in the golf bag.
If you see lightning, hold the 1 Iron over your head, because even Jesus Christ can't hit a 1 Iron.
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" A lot of people think if you get struck by lightning you will get magic powers. Like the ability to read minds or shoot lightning from your hands. Not me. I got the ability to shake on the ground and shit my pants. Will I use these powers for good or for evil?"
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That's poseuse for you.
I've been shocked by wall current many times, but that doesn't even come close.
I've been shocked by a TV capacitor once, that merely hurt.
Being within 15 feet of a lightning strike was weirder. It wasn't pain so much as a tingling everywhere. Most of the charge dissipated around me.
(Lightning struck a tree and I was in a porch area nearby playing video games outside a farm house on a giant old TV. The game and the TV didn't suffer any damage, so I think the charge may have not come from them.)
Her immediate injuries: Burnt and split tongue; Tennis shoe sole had been melted into her right foot; numerous shattered teeth; fractured facial bones and tree-like markings on her upper back and lower right leg.
Her long term injuries: Brain scaring and lesions; scaring on the surface of many bones; numerous nerve related ailments; stroke in 1994; poor long term memory; generally can't remember much about what happened before the strike but does have flashes of memory if she looks at old pictures, etc...
She does have a super-power of sorts. With about 90% accuracy she can predict whether a thunderstorm is coming - without external references or information. She tells me that her skin tingles a certain way. Don't know exactly what that means, but after knowing her nearly a decade, I trust her tingly skin reports more than the meteorologists' predictions.
will save your brain. Wear them always! The government should make them mandatory for all pedesttians, just like seat belts for motor vehicle occupants.