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In UK, Internet Trolls Could Face Two Years In Jail

An anonymous reader writes with this news from The Guardian about a proposed change in UK law that would greatly increase the penalties for online incivility: Internet trolls who spread "venom" on social media could be jailed for up to two years, the justice secretary Chris Grayling has said as he announced plans to quadruple the maximum prison sentence. Grayling, who spoke of a "baying cybermob", said the changes will allow magistrates to pass on the most serious cases to crown courts. The changes, which will be introduced as amendments to the criminal justice and courts bill, will mean the maximum custodial sentence of six months will be increased to 24 months. Grayling told the Mail on Sunday: "These internet trolls are cowards who are poisoning our national life. No one would permit such venom in person, so there should be no place for it on social media. That is why we are determined to quadruple the six-month sentence.

489 comments

  1. The Wedge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    it thickens!

  2. Ahhhh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Liberals in the US are salivating over the day they can do this.

    1. Re:Ahhhh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      Actually with the CFAA in place, Americans are actually under this law, and can be extradited to the merry old UK to spend time dealing with laws in a country they have never been on their soil.

      One can ask Kim Dotcom about extradition treaties about being held criminally liable with offenses that are not crimes in a native land, but in some other country.

    2. Re:Ahhhh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Liberals in the US are salivating over the day they can do this.

      I must really complain about the use of the term "liberal" as the far right democrat as a contrast to the further right republican party. A liberal, would be for the absolution of these laws, in such a manner that it would grant more freedoms or liberties to individuals.

      Now, as for my stance on the law, I don't like it from the stance of increasing state power over individuals. At best, laws pertaining to harassment should be all that is needed for such cases. Restraining orders as a start, then go criminal if that is violated. If a person continually harasses others over an extended period of time, then forced psychiatric sessions for them or community service to force them to do something they don't want, without confining them. If there is any lacking aspect to what is already done, it is enforcement. Police are not willing or simply don't care enough to track down individuals outside of high profile cases. Too much happening, and not enough pay to care.

    3. Re:Ahhhh.... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Lefties want to copy the Tories? - Can I have some of what you're smoking?

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    4. Re:Ahhhh.... by jbolden · · Score: 1

      The CFAA mostly wouldn't apply. Though I imagine things like terroristic threats are a penalty in the USA and would allow for potential extradition.

    5. Re:Ahhhh.... by sycodon · · Score: 1

      "absolution"

      You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

      --
      When Fascism comes to America, it will call itself Anti-Fascism, and tell you to give up your guns.
    6. Re:Ahhhh.... by dryeo · · Score: 2

      His use was correct. Liberals are the first to demand everyone else walk on egg shells when their feelings get hurt.

      A Libertarian will be the ones trying to remove such laws.

      Yet it is right wing governments bringing in these laws. My right wing government loves increasing jail sentences, creating new crimes, expanding spying on their own citizens and the libertarian part stays quiet as long as their are tax cuts promised and certain parts of government are shrunk.

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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inverted_totalitarianism
    7. Re:Ahhhh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone tries to get moral laws passed unless they are specifically against passing moralistic laws.

      Conservatives want to enforce their worldview, the liberals want to enforce theirs.

      Under the conservatives, you can do anything you like, as long as you shut up and hide anything that might offend them. The progressives are pretty much the same way, they just have different fetishes.

      Libertarians mostly have the right idea, albeit many of them are completely out of touch with some of the more stark realities of human geopolitics in the 21st Century. They do appear to understand that the government doesn't need to make laws and programs for every little thing. Perhaps people should be trusted to control themselves, particularly in their own homes and when they affect no one else.

    8. Re:Ahhhh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, laws that violate the US first amendment can't result in extradiction to another country. You can be arrested if you go those countries voluntarily, but you'd need to be charged first and it's not likely foreign nationals would be charged en-masse. This is an election year ploy to appease the hypersensitive voters in the UK.

    9. Re:Ahhhh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, in the USA the capital-L Libertarians have been captured by the Koch brothers. It got so bad that it created a schism after one of them ran for vice-president on the Libertarian ticket in 1980. The Libertarian Party that remains today is funded by Koch and company, the people who were small-L libertarians were dispersed on the wind since there was nobody with enough money to keep them going as a political entity.

    10. Re:Ahhhh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First amendment? What's that? We still have a Constitution?

    11. Re:Ahhhh.... by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      I doubt it. The US has a policy of not extraditing for doing things that are protected by the US constitution. This would be one of those things.

      Granted, they have on a few occasions gone against this policy, but all of those occasions were against immigrants who were already in violation of some other law in the US and were already in the process of getting deported anyways, so even if they hadn't broken the law in their country they were still going to be sent there.

    12. Re: Ahhhh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "libertarian part" does not stay quiet. The libertarian part is mostly independent in the US, and the libertarians who aren't independent are equally split between left and right. However, many of us who used to vote Democratic have given up on the Democrats: the last half dozen years have been so full of screw-ups, broken promises, and violations of civil liberties and due process that Democrats obviously can't be trusted to deliver even on social liberalism anymore.

    13. Re:Ahhhh.... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 3, Informative

      His use was correct. Liberals are the first to demand everyone else walk on egg shells when their feelings get hurt.

      A Libertarian will be the ones trying to remove such laws.

      liberal, a. and n. A. adj.: 5. Of political opinions: Favourable to constitutional changes and legal or administrative reforms tending in the direction of freedom or democracy.

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      Ezekiel 23:20
    14. Re:Ahhhh.... by davester666 · · Score: 1

      both sides want to cut down on the little people complaining about being governed...which this just happens to cover...

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      Sleep your way to a whiter smile...date a dentist!
    15. Re:Ahhhh.... by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      its not for that childish slashdot troll, its for the trolls that threaten death and rape etc, a bit like not being allowed to shout "Fire!" or "Bomb!" in a theatre as a joke as there is no way of knowing if its true. Jail time might be a little much for a first offence but front page exposure of the exposed troll might be a start

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      "The hands that help are better far than lips that pray." - Robert Ingersoll (1833-1899)
    16. Re:Ahhhh.... by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      shhhh... don't use facts to destroy his small minded views or lack of understanding

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      "The hands that help are better far than lips that pray." - Robert Ingersoll (1833-1899)
    17. Re:Ahhhh.... by Pino+Grigio · · Score: 1

      This new bill only need extend existing law to internet communication. It's already illegal to threaten or stalk someone.

    18. Re:Ahhhh.... by Pino+Grigio · · Score: 1

      Though I agree, the only problem is that things like this have a habit of being extended and changed under Common Law, over time, into something completely different to the original intention of those drafting the bill.

    19. Re:Ahhhh.... by reboot246 · · Score: 1

      What you say is true . . . . . now. What about in a few years? Once the noose is in place around your neck, it only gets tighter. That's the way government evolves over time.

    20. Re:Ahhhh.... by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      How many times has an American citizen ever been extradited to the Uk to face criminal charges?

      I would imagine the answer is zero, but am happy to be corrected.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    21. Re:Ahhhh.... by alexgieg · · Score: 1

      A Libertarian will be the ones trying to remove such laws.

      Which is why, although I admire libertarian economics, I'm not libertarian myself. I know people who have had their livelihood destroyed by organized cyberbullying built around pure hate for the "wrong" opinions.

      For a libertarian, a billionaire that decided to spend millions in a wide multi-front campaign to utterly destroy the life of someone, everyone they love, and their friends and friends of friends, using as many indirect proxies as possible, would be an entirely fine thing provided he didn't use direct violence, only speech.

      That's not how a healthy society is build, that's ideology. Libertarians, liberals and conservatives, are all of them, each in his own peculiar way, disconnected from the real world. And we all suffer due to this.

      --
      Conservatism: (n.) love of the existing evils. Liberalism: (n.) desire to substitute new evils for the existing ones.
    22. Re:Ahhhh.... by tehcyder · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Except this isn't about protecting people's hurt feelings, it's about punishing people who make criminal threats.

      I know libertarians would say we should wait until the threat is carried out and someone is actually raped and killed, but in the real world most of us would prefer to stop it happening in the first place.

      Your right to free speech does not include the right to (seriously) threaten me without recourse.

      --
      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    23. Re:Ahhhh.... by Xest · · Score: 2

      Um, this law is wholly illiberal, why would liberals ever want this? Anyone wanting this is not liberal by definition.

      This is a classic conservative type proposition, not surprisingly, being put forth by the UK's Conservative party who sit on the centre-right (with a handful of far-right elements like Peter Bone).

      I suspect what you really mean is "People I don't like will love this law", but whoever those people are, I assure you they're not liberals by the very fact that this law change goes against liberalism.

    24. Re:Ahhhh.... by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      His use was correct. Liberals are the first to demand everyone else walk on egg shells when their feelings get hurt.

      A Libertarian will be the ones trying to remove such laws.

      liberal, a. and n. A. adj.: 5. Of political opinions: Favourable to constitutional changes and legal or administrative reforms tending in the direction of freedom or democracy.

      Meh. This definition could basically describe just about any political party in the U.S. -- it just depends on how you define "freedom" and "democracy."

      And yes, they are often at odds with each other. Majority rule ("democracy") often votes to take away or restrict freedom, especially from minority viewpoints.

      If your definition of "freedom" includes things like abortion access and gay marriage (as the Democratic Party), you get to override democratic votes (even ballot initiatives voted on directly by voters) to ensure those freedoms. If your definition of "freedom" involves lots of guns (as the Republican Party), you similarly get to override legislation passed by democratic representatives to protect that freedom.

      Often, the idea of "rights" are invoked to justify overriding democracy, but often (though not always) a "right" involves preserving someone's freedom at the expense of restricting someone else. Obviously this is often necessary -- for example, my freedom to go around committing murder is generally restricted to special circumstances, like times of war, because otherwise it would violate the freedom and rights of others to live.

      To the issue at hand: "liberal" in the U.S. is mostly associated with Democrats, who are relatively far from the classical liberalism that your definition is mostly associated with. Classical liberalism was associated with figures from John Locke to Adam Smith, and its closest analogue in the U.S. today is something akin to libertarianism (as GP argued), though libertarianism isn't quite like classical liberalism in some ways. (That distinction is for another post.)

      Democrats, on the other hand, are social liberals, who generally seem to believe that minority viewpoints and people need to protected from the tyranny of the majority in a democracy. Rather than adopting classical liberalism's philosophy that the free market and free association will just make things work out, they moved away from classical liberalism to argue for child labor laws, minimum wage laws, etc., which go against traditional free association ideals.

      In recent years, as GP argues, U.S. "liberals" (i.e., mostly Democrats) have gone further in these protections for those with less power. Thus, they tend to be the most vocal proponents of affirmative action, anti-hate speech laws, harassment laws, etc.

      Thus, GP was essentially correct for the U.S. at least: Liberals (in the U.S.) ARE the first to demand that everyone else "walk on egg shells when their feelings get hurt." Democrats believe they have good reasons to invoke these protections, since restricting speech and actions in these ways leads -- to them -- to a more fair and equitable society which protects those who are oppressed.

      But all of this is quite far from the basic "freedom and democracy" as defined by classical liberalism in the 18th century. I'm not saying it's bad, or even arguing for any particular party or perspective. I'm just saying that this basic definition of "liberalism" is so vague that almost anyone co-opts it these days in the U.S.

    25. Re:Ahhhh.... by digsbo · · Score: 1

      I know libertarians would say we should wait until the threat is carried out and someone is actually raped and killed, but in the real world most of us would prefer to stop it happening in the first place.

      Some libertarians might say that, but many libertarians including Rothbardians describe coercive behavior as "force or the threat of force." What constitutes a threat is subjective in many cases because people have different sensitivities. I am reasonably certain that the US Government is realistically threatening force against me if I don't pay my taxes, because I know they've used force against others. A guy in a bar who threatens to kick my ass is a lot less clear as to follow-through, and I'd probably have to take it on a case-by-case basis. A guy on /. who threatens me is probably full of shit, but if he and his buddies are starting to consistently harass me online so as to interfere with my reasonable use of my online person, they're probably over the line.

    26. Re:Ahhhh.... by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      ... or Shouting Ebola?

    27. Re:Ahhhh.... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Um, this law is wholly illiberal, why would liberals ever want this?

      "But why would they want to kill their own customers?"
      "Why do madmen do anything? They're bloody madmen, that's why!" -Arcanum

      Political debate gets a lot easier when you pretend your opponents do not have any motives besides being card carrying villains. This also has the added benefits of not needing to think your own politics or their consequences, after all since your opponent is evil you are by definition good. Operation Barbarossa? What's that?

      Basically, the OP was simply confirming their tribal identity as one of the Good Guys, and happened to belong to the tribe called "conservatives". Since the issue at hand is not one of the flag issues - issues used for defining the tribe's identity - they were free to acknowledge the proposal as evil and attribute it to the other tribe ("liberals"). Had this been one of those issues, for example gay rights, we'd been treated to a convoluted logic to "prove" that their tribe was correct and the other evil.

      This kind of behaviour is typical for political fringes, where it serves to help the members keep their flame going, but since the US only has two parties it gets injected straight to the core of the nation's political life, the result being increasing instability.

      --

      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    28. Re:Ahhhh.... by Xest · · Score: 1

      Thankfully in the UK "liberals" are something all parties try and claim to be like a badge of honour, rather than a target of hate.

      None of them actually are of course, but at least it's something they all aspire to be rather than aspire to hate.

      Well, the exception being the Tory far right and other far right parties like UKIP of course who are basically the UK's answer to the tea party.

      Now if only we had an actual liberal party that had any hope of getting into power, then stuff like this would be history.

    29. Re:Ahhhh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or when one of their criminal schemes is exposed. Weapons of Mass Destructions and the like.

      Elizabeth of England - Protector Of Shameless Crime.

      Here, have the trolling.

    30. Re:Ahhhh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoops... http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/dems-on-fec-move-to-regulate-internet-campaigns-blogs-drudge/article/2555270

    31. Re:Ahhhh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but you can read this and learn something about your precious freedom hating Democraps... http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/dems-on-fec-move-to-regulate-internet-campaigns-blogs-drudge/article/2555270

      They want to control everything we do. What we eat. How much water we use. What types of drinks we enjoy and how much. What we read and watch. How much gas we use. How much electricity we use. What types of garbage we throw away and how we throw it away. The lists go on and on. It's not the Repubs doing this crap. Think about how much the Dems have pushed to control every little thing you do before you start spewing your typical government school propaganda of "I hate conservatives". Don't be a brainwashed brown shirt any longer. Think for yourself.

  3. Much as I despise trolls by msobkow · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As much as I despise trolls, I despise heavy-handed government censorship even more.

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    I do not fail; I succeed at finding out what does not work.
    1. Re:Much as I despise trolls by gweihir · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What, you will not allow a budding totalitarian regime to do what it does best, namely terrorize its population? You must be a troll! Off to jail with you!

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      Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
    2. Re:Much as I despise trolls by ewibble · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Agreed, In real life you don't go to jail for 2 year for being rude what makes the internet so special.

    3. Re: Much as I despise trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's an ugly world we live in. But it is personal choice to to filter out some of the trash. Such is the case with gamegate. These supposed victims could have blocked these nasty trolls on twitter but instead they choose not to in favor of the media attention which of course in turn makes these victims trolls of the media since every troll of every kind is now trolling one another...In any case, it should not be crime to be an asshole.

    4. Re:Much as I despise trolls by radarskiy · · Score: 2

      It's not censorship since they have to actually do their trolling first.

    5. Re:Much as I despise trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Censorship is not limited to getting rid of the information before others see it. It takes many forms, with book burning being one example.

    6. Re:Much as I despise trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Where the problem is, though you're right, you don't go to jail for 2 years for being rude, making death threats can land you more than two years. Sadly, if you want to stop these sorts of laws, you need to start calling out and shaming people who are making death threats for *gasp* criticizing something you like.

    7. Re:Much as I despise trolls by transporter_ii · · Score: 1

      As the drug wars wind down all over the world, they have to have something to fill the prisons with. And really, this one will be easier to fake than the throw down baggie that the police had...because the trouble with the throw-down baggie was that you couldn't trust the police with it... I'm just saying.

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      Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, universities destroy knowledge, religion destroys spirituality
    8. Re:Much as I despise trolls by silas_moeckel · · Score: 0

      In real life you get punched in the face. While it's not legal it's part of what keeps polite society polite.

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      No sir I dont like it.
    9. Re:Much as I despise trolls by BradMajors · · Score: 1

      The purpose of the law is not to silence trolls. Trolls will not be the ones going to jail.

    10. Re:Much as I despise trolls by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As we all know, it's polite to punch people in the face who said something that you don't like. That's how rational people behave.

      As far as I'm concerned, you have no business resorting to physical violence except if you're defending yourself or others from physical violence.

    11. Re:Much as I despise trolls by dryeo · · Score: 3, Informative

      When the first amendment was introduced, duels were pretty well legal and accepted as a response to an insult and even now "fighting words" are considered to be a defence against assault charges and possibly murder in some jurisdictions.

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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inverted_totalitarianism
    12. Re:Much as I despise trolls by Mr.CRC · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There is a point to which verbal abuse should be considered to evoke a primal defensive response. I have seen people literally followed around with a harrassing mouth shoved in their faces that they couldn't get away from. While it is honorable to try to defuse a situation like that without resorting to violence, I can also see where someone who is stressed by unknown factors might simply throw a punch. And if I were a judge, in a case like that I might very well just let them walk, considering it legitimate self-defense.

      As for internet harrassment, it might be better to sentence people to perform ass kissing services for the harrassed for some period of time. The movement of the justice system away from pushing people to make restitution for harm done, and instead toward universal incarceration for every possible infraction, is a second injustice to victims, as well as being corrosive poison to society. If a guy is an asshole and threatens someone but didn't really mean it, do we really want to spend societal resources to imprison them for TWO FUCKING YEARS! Does anybody ever think? I mean really THINK about the implications of what they are saying when they cheer on the state to put the boot to more faces? Do you really think the "there ought to be a law" model can go on forever without that boot ultimately winding up on your own face?

      That we can simply fix all social problems with another law and more imprisonment is going to lead us to our doom.

    13. Re:Much as I despise trolls by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 2

      There is a point to which verbal abuse should be considered to evoke a primal defensive response.

      Then you're not exactly a rational being; you're just a barbarian. Hopefully you get thrown in jail/fined, and hopefully you learn your lesson.

    14. Re:Much as I despise trolls by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      And if I were a judge, in a case like that I might very well just let them walk, considering it legitimate self-defense.

      That is *not* self-defense. You were not physically attacked. You just assaulted someone because you didn't like what they were saying, which makes you the aggressor.

    15. Re:Much as I despise trolls by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      consider the fact that more and more prisons are finding their way into private hands. then ask again. And answer: full prisons earn money. Just like hotels, empty cells don't earn anything.

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      Political debates have me rolling my eyes so much I think I got optical whiplash. I should sue. - Foamy The Squirrel
    16. Re:Much as I despise trolls by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Where does the freedom to "say what I don't like" end and harassment begin? You wouldn't be able to follow someone around while they're in public, yelling insults, all day, every day. Eventually you'd get a restraining order, and if you violated it, you'd go to jail. At some point "saying what I don't like" becomes more damaging to my quality of life than a punch in the face.

    17. Re:Much as I despise trolls by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      Where does the freedom to "say what I don't like" end and harassment begin?

      That question is pointless. Whether it's harassment or not does not matter to me.

    18. Re:Much as I despise trolls by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      That comment was about someone suggesting that it's okay to initiate force against someone else merely for saying things that they don't like (vigilante 'justice'). I do not think that sort of thing should be handled through violence.

    19. Re:Much as I despise trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      im the bitch motherfucker, and fuck the brit parliament, who da fuck do u think i am, a motherfucking troll?

    20. Re:Much as I despise trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where does the freedom to "say what I don't like" end and harassment begin? You wouldn't be able to follow someone around while they're in public, yelling insults, all day, every day. Eventually you'd get a restraining order, and if you violated it, you'd go to jail. At some point "saying what I don't like" becomes more damaging to my quality of life than a punch in the face.

      Granted, this is about the UK, but a quote comes to mind which addresses just this:

      Your right to swing your arms ends just where the other man's nose begins.

      --Zechariah Chafee

    21. Re:Much as I despise trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently you don't know what a troll is any more than they do, trolls aren't angry hateful assholes online who spew file threatening shit. Stop confusing the tradition of clever fakes, hoaxers, and baiters with the equivalent of someone who just shouts out "fuck you libtard".

    22. Re:Much as I despise trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the first amendment was introduced, duels were pretty well legal and accepted as a response to an insult and even now "fighting words" are considered to be a defence against assault charges and possibly murder in some jurisdictions.

      [Citation Needed]

    23. Re:Much as I despise trolls by msobkow · · Score: 1

      A troll is someone who posts a clickbait message designed not to inform or educate or share an opinion, but for the sole purpose of starting an argument. I despise them as much as I despise the people you claim I'm "confusing" them with. Starting arguments for the sake of having an argument just because you're in a pissy mood is childish and stupid behaviour.

      But it's not something you should spend 2 years in jail for.

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      I do not fail; I succeed at finding out what does not work.
    24. Re:Much as I despise trolls by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Where does the freedom to "say what I don't like" end and harassment begin?

      That's for the law to decide. Don't be such a pussy that you can't handle some punk ass talking shit.

      Besides, if the cops are going to show up either way, wouldn't the smart money be on you calling them rather than you being the idiot they're coming to arrest?

      --
      An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
    25. Re:Much as I despise trolls by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 5, Informative

      Where does the freedom to "say what I don't like" end and harassment begin?

      In terms of content, you can say whatever the fuck you like about me. In terms of place and time and manner, you can't say whatever the fuck you like on my front lawn, because that's trespassing. You can't say whatever the fuck you like about me in my living room, because if you break into my house I will engage in legitimate self-defense and you will be quickly be unconscious or dead.

      You can say whatever the fuck you like about me when we're in public, but if you continually follow me around at some point you are expressing a threat and committing assault. That has nothing to do with what you're saying, though, it applies even if you're silent -- it's the physical presence that's a threat.

      You can say whatever the fuck you like about me on the internet or on TV or in a letter or on the phone or whatever. Unless you make a specific threat, and can be reasonably believed to have the means to carry it out, it's not assault. "I'm going to drop a nuclear bomb on Tom's house!" is not a threat, unless you command a nuclear arsenal. "Somebody ought to shoot Tom!" is offensive, but I don't have a right to not be offended, and unless someone is pointing a gun at me at that moment it's not assault or encouraging assault.

      A nation with an interest in freedom could handle these cases without any new laws against trolling, using the same legal principles that have existed since the first idiot was prosecuted for mailing a threatening letter. But a moral panic about the 'net is fertile ground for authoritarians.

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      Tom Swiss | the infamous tms | my blog
      You cannot wash away blood with blood
    26. Re:Much as I despise trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Government is in a huge knee-jerk over-reaction phase, worldwide. For breaking into someone's home, stealing their stuff and killing their pet who got in the way the crim will get a slap on the wrist .. maybe 60 hours community service. But just say something out of line (with govt policy?) and you get 2 years. We need a new Magna Carta! It is way, way overdue. This is the pinnacle of all the Politically Correct BS of the past 40 years or so.

    27. Re:Much as I despise trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hopefully someone kicks your ass

    28. Re:Much as I despise trolls by ihtoit · · Score: 2

      Ashford v Thornton was after the Declaration of Independence by some margin, and no other challenge to the right of trial by combat appears on the United States judicial record. The ONLY theoretical hurdle to TBC is the UN Declaration on Human Rights and Fundamental Freedoms, to which the United States is signatory by virtue of its permanent position on the UN Security Council.

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      Political debates have me rolling my eyes so much I think I got optical whiplash. I should sue. - Foamy The Squirrel
    29. Re:Much as I despise trolls by ihtoit · · Score: 5, Informative

      we HAVE Magna Carta. We HAVE a Bill of Rights. We HAVE a written Constitution.

      1215, 1688 and 1688 respectively.

      yeah sorry, America, your Constitution is based on a document written into Law 88 years before yours was.

      --
      Political debates have me rolling my eyes so much I think I got optical whiplash. I should sue. - Foamy The Squirrel
    30. Re:Much as I despise trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have seen people literally followed around with a harrassing mouth shoved in their faces that they couldn't get away from

      That situation doesn't exist on the Internet unless you specifically allow it to exist. That's the difference.

    31. Re:Much as I despise trolls by Barsteward · · Score: 2

      its not about "some punk ass talking shit", its about anonymous rape and death threats against a person and/or their family. I couldn't give a shit about trolls talking shit because i don't know and therefore i don;t care about their opinion, but physically threatening my family is a different thing altogether

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    32. Re:Much as I despise trolls by Barsteward · · Score: 3, Funny

      as a 12 year old, you'll probably get detention

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    33. Re:Much as I despise trolls by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      no-one will spend any jail time for slashdot type trolling but they should for this type http://nakedsecurity.sophos.co...

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    34. Re: Much as I despise trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a crime to make credible threats -saying you're going to kill someone and posting their address is a credible threat; saying you're going to comitt a massacre with concealed weapons is another credible threat.

      Gamergate assholes are nothing but pure, unadulterated scumbags and I'll be the first in line with my dick out, jerkin away as I watch them do the perp walk on the the BBC

    35. Re:Much as I despise trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The Ickle Jones". I want to murder you. I want to torture you to death. I want to rape everyone in your family in front of you. I want to rape them in the ass, rape them in the puss if they have one, and pull out all of their teeth and fuck their mouths. All of them. You are more like a Satanic muslim loving atheist fucking traitor to our Country. You are more like mother jones you fucking puke. I know what you are. After I rape everyone in your diseased family, I will torture you. I will flay you. I will fuck you literally. I will rape you. I will eat your flesh in front of you. I will brand you. You will be tortured. I want you to feel every last pain inflicted on the INNOCENT because you are afraid to call evil evil. I will show you Satan. I will show you EVIL. I will teach you. Your "rational" "liberal" "high falutin" thinking man's approach to handling evil is MORE EVIL than the darkest of cults. Your liberalism. Your treason. Your hatred of faith, family, freedom and liberty. YOU must die painfully. Your SEED must be wiped from the earth. Everything that you are must be destroyed. YOU ARE FUCKING SCUM. If I can find you you and your entire lineage will be FUCKED, RAPED, TORTURED AND EATEN. I one day will consume you and shit you out you FUCKING traitor scum liberal fucking asshole Satan bitch tool .

    36. Re:Much as I despise trolls by mvdwege · · Score: 3, Informative

      In terms of content, you can say whatever the fuck you like about me.

      Cool, so I can put up a webpage alleging that you are a paedophile then?

      Despite what some loudmouths on Internet may proclaim, there are forms of speech that are damaging and therefore infringing on other people's rights. A government does have a legitimate interest in having those forms of speech curtailed, as much as it has an interest in having harmful physical acts like assault and battery curtailed.

      Harassment, slander and libel, direct incitement to violence? It is up to the Frea Speach advocates to defend why these should be allowed, not for the rest of us to why we shouldn't have to put up with this in a civilised society.

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    37. Re:Much as I despise trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think this is part of the "eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth" type of justice that just doesn't "let the time fit the crime"

      Trolling, no matter how awful it is, doesn't directly harm people. Emphasis on "direct", one troll, one victim, one insult on the internet = not much drama will come of it. However the way the internet works is, that people like to jump on the "social justice bandwagon" or more heinously referred to as a cybermob, complete with cyberpitchforks (doxxing, DDoS'ing, and spreading further misinformation about their targets.)

      Gamergate is one example of misogynistic trolls, MRA's (and now I'm going to get a "flamebait" rating on this post), and PUA's forming a vigilante cybermob in order to ruin people and companies: https://archive.today/XCbif by intentionally causing harm to them, and to astroturf what really happened http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Gamergate_controversy#Lack_of_credibility_of_death_threats

      4Chan (including 7chan, 8chan and possibly other spinoffs,) Reddit, and Something Awful's forums are often the instigators of >90% of the trolling that happens today, with some of it originating on 4chan entirely to create a encyclopedia dramatica article to further torment their target. Nevermind that these sites are often the very same sites that encourage the harassment, DDoS'ing, Swatting and Doxxing of targets because it's "fun".

      Social media, particuarly Tumblr, Twitter, Youtube and Facebook make it incredably easy to spread hate.

      2 years for being rude though... no that's just silly. 2 years for pulling any of the associated activities (doxxing, DDoS'ing, Swatting, "organizing" a harassment campaign, or libel campaign against a target) should result in fines that are paid out to the vicitim, and house-arrest without access to any computer or internet for 2 years. If someone kills themselves or someone else as a result of the harassment, then it should be treated as accessory to murder.

    38. Re:Much as I despise trolls by tobe · · Score: 0

      This isn't censorship. You can tweet what you want. Just be prepared to be held accountable for it. If I threaten you in the street.. that's an offence. The same should be true in writing, whatever the form or delivery.

    39. Re:Much as I despise trolls by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      It's not but the possibility tends to mitigate trolls IRL. They thrive where they feel safe from any repercussion often via the anonymous nature of the internet and the ease of which it can be done. So it's more the possibility of getting punched in the face than then actually getting punched that mitigated the behavior.

      Polite society took this to extreams via various honor dueling and similar. So yes you lost honor reputation and face or risked your life for being a troll of the time.

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    40. Re:Much as I despise trolls by JimSadler · · Score: 1

      In the US judges have stretched the definition of what is a threat by ten thousand miles. One fellow in Texas who had been put through legal hell in a child custody case remarked that if he knew then what he knows now he would have gone to a gun before he went into the legal process. The judge considered that a threat and put him in prison. The problem is that once we consider the notion of a threat in law that a cascade of nonsense is soon to follow and that cascade will bury someone alive for sure. I don't know the stats for the UK but the US has gone nuts with the numbers of people we lock up. Worse yet we fail to lock up those who are the worst of us such as the Bush regime for allowing torture of POWs or the banking community for damn near destroying our nation with the mortgage nonsense.

    41. Re:Much as I despise trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of those are English Acts, which are mostly superseded, and in any case only apply in England (Bill of Rights *may* apply in Wales too)...

      The rest of the UK benefits from none of that, and in any case wouldn't want it, since English law is different from Ireland and Scotland in particular, who use common law...

    42. Re:Much as I despise trolls by cold+fjord · · Score: 2

      No need to feel sorry, that constitution didn't apply to America. After the British government failed to apply to the American colonists the rights secured to Britons in the Glorious Revolution the American colonists ultimately decided to have an even more glorious revolution of their own and write a constitution that applied to them.

      As to the "written Constitution" of the UK....

      The UK constitution

      The UK constitution is often described as an 'unwritten constitution', but it is best described as 'partly written and wholly uncodified' (Budge et al, 1998).

      It is derived from a number of sources. Its principal source is statute law, i.e., laws passed by the UK Parliament.

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    43. Re:Much as I despise trolls by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      As for internet harrassment, it might be better to sentence people to perform ass kissing services for the harrassed for some period of time. The movement of the justice system away from pushing people to make restitution for harm done, and instead toward universal incarceration for every possible infraction, is a second injustice to victims, as well as being corrosive poison to society. If a guy is an asshole and threatens someone but didn't really mean it, do we really want to spend societal resources to imprison them for TWO FUCKING YEARS! Does anybody ever think? I mean really THINK about the implications of what they are saying when they cheer on the state to put the boot to more faces? Do you really think the "there ought to be a law" model can go on forever without that boot ultimately winding up on your own face?

      It is surely a good idea to have alternative punishments than just prison. Take fly tipping (which is a horrible nuisance in some place): Convict anyone who is caught to keep the area clean that he messed up, until the next guy is caught and convicted. That would keep the country clean and teach them a valuable lesson.

      But also keep in mind that two years is the _maximum_ sentence. Like fly tipping should have a maximum punishment that works for someone emptying a dozen 30 ton trucks full of rubbish, this also needs a suitable punishment for the worst imaginable cases.

    44. Re:Much as I despise trolls by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      So, where's this Utopia hiding?

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    45. Re:Much as I despise trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be libel, and we already have laws to handle that. New laws are not needed.

    46. Re:Much as I despise trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't physically threatening, it is viusally or mentally threatening or it is threatening your family with physical violence

    47. Re:Much as I despise trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Harassment - If you did something that someone feels the need to tell the world about so be it. If it is unjustified, then there will just as likely be many more people supporting you than joining in harassment. Free speech should not be curtailed for the few assholes.

      Slander - People should know not to believe everything they read anyways, the internet age is in its blossom, and people will eventually not regard all content as fact with enough exposure to bullshit. There are also less intrusive solution like community moderation(not government moderation) of content.

      Direct Incitement to Violence - I am typically a pacifist, but also recognize that as a society , the power is in the people. I do not see anything wrong with incitement to violence. If the cause is strong enough to rally people to fight and risk their lives, then so be it. It is a public announcement so if there is an opposition , then at least it won't be a surprise spree of violence. The internet is a great tool for dissent against authoritarianism. How often has a direct incitement of violence actually happened. You are welcome to put up a webpage saying someone is something they are not, but that just makes you an asshole who will likely not get to spread his seed.

      In a civilized society, you should not be censored. One asshole in 10000 shouldn't take that away for everyone else

    48. Re:Much as I despise trolls by tsqr · · Score: 2

      Then you're not exactly a rational being; you're just a barbarian.

      Not according to the Supreme Court:

      In Chaplinsky v. New Hampshire (1942), the Supreme Court held that speech is unprotected if it constitutes "fighting words". Fighting words, as defined by the Court, is speech that "tend[s] to incite an immediate breach of the peace" by provoking a fight, so long as it is a "personally abusive [word] which, when addressed to the ordinary citizen, is, as a matter of common knowledge, inherently likely to provoke a violent reaction". Additionally, such speech must be "directed to the person of the hearer" and is "thus likely to be seen as a 'direct personal insult'".

    49. Re:Much as I despise trolls by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      go to source: http://www.legislation.gov.uk/...

      the BBC is the least trustworthy source for anything ever.

      ask then answer: if England didn't have a constitution THEN HOW IN THE ACTUAL FUCK CAN WE BE A CONSTITUTIONAL MONARCHY?

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    50. Re:Much as I despise trolls by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      Again, only barbarians would resort to such a thing. Trolling is free speech, so toughen up.

    51. Re:Much as I despise trolls by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      Nowhere, because it wouldn't be a utopia, since there'd still be plenty of problems. I know, expecting people to act rationally and peacefully is too much to expect, yes?

    52. Re:Much as I despise trolls by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      Not according to the Supreme Court

      Do you honestly, truly believe that I care what those authoritarians think? There is no such single tribunal, and they are not always correct, and have been wrong many times (like with the example you just cited, thanks).

    53. Re:Much as I despise trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you're not exactly a rational being; you're just a barbarian.

      If punching a stalker for stalking me makes me a barbarian, then I guess you can call me Conan.

      Hopefully you get thrown in jail/fined, and hopefully you learn your lesson.

      The only possible "lesson" that I see is that stalkers for some reason have the right to stalk, but I do not have the right to not be stalked. And that, is utter bullshit. I have a right to not be stalked, which can never be superseded by another person's desire (not right) to stalk me.

    54. Re:Much as I despise trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it is up to you to explain why slander etc should be illegal.
      It's really easy to do too.
      Slandering someone by calling them a pedo for instance has (or can have) direct negative effects on that person, in the form of job loss, friend loss, etc.
      That's why if I put up a website saying "mvdwege is a dick" you can try to sue me but probably fail.
      If I put up a website that says "mvdwege is a pedo" you can sue me and if you can show that you were fired because I said that, or your wife left you or whatever, then you might win.

    55. Re:Much as I despise trolls by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      The only possible "lesson" that I see is that stalkers for some reason have the right to stalk, but I do not have the right to not be stalked.

      If you think you have the right to not be stalked, then call the police rather than resorting to senseless violence. But it seems that irrational barbarians are incurable.

    56. Re:Much as I despise trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As much as I despise trolls, I despise heavy-handed government censorship even more.

      But without the jackboots, who will arrest the political artists? The world cannot be safe with biting criticism allowed free reign.

    57. Re:Much as I despise trolls by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      Slandering someone by calling them a pedo for instance has (or can have) direct negative effects on that person, in the form of job loss, friend loss, etc.

      Wrong as usual, fool. The words themselves do not harm you; other people's *actions* harm you, if anything. The people believing baseless rumors are the problem, and if they damage you, perhaps you should try to sue them.

    58. Re:Much as I despise trolls by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Where does the freedom to "say what I don't like" end and harassment begin?

      Jefferson had a good rule of thumb: "it neither breaks my bone, nor picks my pocket".

      That's more useful than most law libraries for determining standards of justice.

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    59. Re:Much as I despise trolls by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      you're just a barbarian

      Oh, like you can speak Greek either.

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    60. Re:Much as I despise trolls by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Then you're not exactly a rational being; you're just a barbarian.

      Right!

      Hopefully you get thrown in jail/fined, and hopefully you learn your lesson.

      And then it goes off the rails, calling for vengeance.

      Statists are just one ladder rung up from barbarians, painting a thin veneer of excuses over group-backed violence. Take the next few steps and learn about peace-based alternatives! It's the means, not the ends, that determine whether an act is just - this can be easily proven with reason.

      "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind." - MK Gandhi

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    61. Re:Much as I despise trolls by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      Cool, so I can put up a webpage alleging that you are a paedophile then?
      [...]
      Harassment, slander and libel

      You just shot your own argument in the foot. As the GP said, existing laws cover the cases.

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    62. Re:Much as I despise trolls by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      And then it goes off the rails, calling for vengeance.

      That's not vengeance, as I think our jail/prison system should be about rehabilitation. What else would you do with someone who physically assaulted someone?

    63. Re:Much as I despise trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So basically, if I, some anonymous asshole who knows jack-all about you, say "it is my opinion that you should be raped", that is a-okay. But if I were to say "I want to rape you", that is a problem, despite the fact that I know jack-all about you.

    64. Re:Much as I despise trolls by digsbo · · Score: 2

      There are mutual consent laws for this in some states in the USA today. I remember that weird dude Phoenix Jones engaged with a drunk in front of a police officer, and since they both consented, it was not a crime for Jones to drop the guy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

    65. Re:Much as I despise trolls by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      You don't seem to have contradicted what I wrote, and I didn't write that Britain doesn't have a constitution.

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    66. Re:Much as I despise trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is nothing wrong with fancying young girls.
      Feminists etc hate such things ofcourse.
      Deuteronomy 22 28-29. Read in hebrew.

    67. Re:Much as I despise trolls by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It's about pure abuse without threats too. There have been cases of people committing suicide after being harassed on the internet, e.g. via Ask.fm or Twitter. You could blame the victim for having a weak mind I suppose, but psychological bullying is well understood and can't be simply ignored because you think you are immune.

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    68. Re:Much as I despise trolls by silas_moeckel · · Score: 2

      You do realize that all laws are ultimately enforced via force? Anyways it's perceived possibility that keeps things civil not the employment of them. Lets remember that trolls tend to be social inept misanthropes, a simple glower IRL often sends them looking for an easier target.

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    69. Re:Much as I despise trolls by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      You do realize that all laws are ultimately enforced via force?

      You do realize that vigilante 'justice' is different from actual authority figures handling the situation in (what is supposed to be) a fair and just way? Or do you want everyone to subvert the courts and the police and just do whatever they want?

    70. Re:Much as I despise trolls by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      Um, problem with this is the guy reaching for his wallet shot dead by the cop who thought he was reaching for a gun. Perception is hugely flawed. You might think you are defending yourself...

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    71. Re:Much as I despise trolls by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      dem's fightin' words. Why I oughta...biff, bash, crack, doof etc.

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    72. Re:Much as I despise trolls by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      I don't see what your point is. Do you think that people should never be allowed to defend themselves merely because they could do so in error sometimes? If cops shoot people merely for reaching into their pockets or something, that's a problem with cops.

    73. Re:Much as I despise trolls by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      I was deliberately giving an extreme example but how far do you have to scale it back until it is socially acceptable (for want of a better phrase) to preemptively commit physical violence? When is a threat a real physical threat and not merely a perceived threat? You can't make legislation that is contingent on a person's perception. The act of trolling should not be illegal and it should be up to the party who feel's threatened to take it to court if they so wish whereupon the clowns there will decide if there was a real threat or not.

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    74. Re:Much as I despise trolls by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      I was deliberately giving an extreme example but how far do you have to scale it back until it is socially acceptable (for want of a better phrase) to preemptively commit physical violence?

      This is offtopic. This sort of thing is already covered by laws.

      You can't make legislation that is contingent on a person's perception.

      Yes, you can. Otherwise, self-defense legislation--or any legislation--simply wouldn't exist. *Everything* is perception. The judge's perception. The jury's perception. The police's perception. Your perception.

      The act of trolling should not be illegal and it should be up to the party who feel's threatened to take it to court if they so wish whereupon the clowns there will decide if there was a real threat or not.

      I agree it shouldn't be illegal. I don't agree that every frivolous case should be taken to court.

      This conversation is just stupid. I did not say *when* self-defense was necessary, so you're just offtopic. I was being deliberately vague for a reason, and that's because it doesn't matter to the topic at hand. Attacking people except in self-defense or defense of others from an actual physical threat is something I believe is wrong. The end. There's no more to it.

    75. Re:Much as I despise trolls by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      No, I didn't. I wasn't arguing boundless freedom of speech, the post I was answering was.

      It is quite obvious from the context that I think that my first hypothetical is not, and should not be, uncurtailed speech.

      Reading comprehension is hard, isn't it?

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    76. Re:Much as I despise trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^^^^^ He's trolling! Guards, seize him!

      Apparently, the Americans made some significant improvements.

    77. Re:Much as I despise trolls by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      That we can simply fix all social problems with another law and more imprisonment is going to lead us to our doom.

      Well that clearly makes you a right wing ignorant racist hayseed, clinging to guns and religion and needing re-edukashion. Oh crap. I'd better report to the nearest train station with warm clothes and a shovel.

      So at least half of slasdot participants, maybe more, behind bars. Seems that our dice overlords will not be pleased with this result!

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    78. Re:Much as I despise trolls by tsqr · · Score: 1

      Not according to the Supreme Court

      Do you honestly, truly believe that I care what those authoritarians think? There is no such single tribunal, and they are not always correct, and have been wrong many times (like with the example you just cited, thanks).

      Thank you for the shining example of rationality. You are surely an exemplar member of civilized society; the polar opposite of a barbarian.

    79. Re:Much as I despise trolls by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      You are a prime example of the weak effeminate pieces of crap that most men have turned into.

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    80. Re:Much as I despise trolls by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      I don't think I said anything controversial or barbaric, there. Do you think that the Supreme Court is always right, or what?

    81. Re:Much as I despise trolls by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      Yes, being "effeminate' is bad, because you've arbitrarily decided that it is. Furthermore, not being a barbarian who slaps around others who say things that I don't like is not the same as being "weak" or "effeminate." You into gender roles or something?

    82. Re:Much as I despise trolls by Alien1024 · · Score: 1

      But I'm not sure they're really talking about trolling. The mainstream media and politicians have a habit of confusing trolling with online bullying, harassment, particularly vicious racist attacks (for instance on memorial pages), etc.

    83. Re:Much as I despise trolls by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      I was responding to someone who thinks he has a right to physically assault someone just because they said stuff he doesn't like. Not sure where you got "victim blaming" from.

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    84. Re:Much as I despise trolls by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      its not about "some punk ass talking shit", its about anonymous rape and death threats against a person and/or their family. I couldn't give a shit about trolls talking shit because i don't know and therefore i don;t care about their opinion, but physically threatening my family is a different thing altogether

      Then call the police and have them arrested, rather than take the law into your own hands and commit a crime yourself by physically assaulting someone.

      A point which, BTW, I clearly pointed out in my last post. Apparently what i said made you too mad to actually bother reading it... Please don't hit me.

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    85. Re:Much as I despise trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if I were to offer to stick my fetid cock far up your rectum and your family's rectum? What say you then?

    86. Re: Much as I despise trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about writing someone threatening letters?

  4. So what qualifies? by alvinrod · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Who gets to decide what qualifies as trolling?

    I have a feeling that there are some people who would take a polite "You're wrong and I disagree with you for the following reasons . . ." as trolling. Sure the "I hope you die in a car fire" and "I'm going to kill your animals" are low-hanging fruit, but there's a line there somewhere and it's not always easy to find. I'm not very comfortable with laws that require some form of human interpretation as guilt comes down entirely to the human doing the interpreting and at that point you have to hope they don't have an ax to grind or some other reason for disliking you.

    1. Re:So what qualifies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only we had some neutral third party whose entire job was to judge whether you'd broken a law.

    2. Re:So what qualifies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If only that neutral third party wasn't the government who has a vested interest in seeing certain elements being shut up.

    3. Re:So what qualifies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is typical nowadays, to the point where the word 'troll' has been colloquially redefined as "someone who disagrees and explains why"

    4. Re:So what qualifies? by c · · Score: 1

      I have a feeling that there are some people who would take a polite "You're wrong and I disagree with you for the following reasons . . ." as trolling.

      I was going to say that "you're a coward who is poisoning our national life" is a fine example, but that's good too.

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    5. Re:So what qualifies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There should be as few subjective laws/policies as is possible. Stopping trolls is not a necessity, so this law is trash.

    6. Re:So what qualifies? by gronofer · · Score: 4, Informative

      However the Communcations Act of 2003 is interpreted, is seems. See Wikipedia:

      Malicious communications

      Section 127 of the act makes it an offence to send a message that is grossly offensive or of an indecent, obscene or menacing character over a public electronic communications network.[8] The section replaced section 43 of the Telecommunications Act 1984 and is drafted as widely as its predecessor.[9] The section has controversially been widely used to prosecute users of social media in cases such as the Twitter Joke Trial and Facebook comments concerning the murder of April Jones.[10]

      On 19 December 2012, to strike a balance between freedom of speech and criminality, the Director of Public Prosecutions issued interim guidelines, clarifying when social messaging is eligible for criminal prosecution under UK law. Only communications that are credible threats of violence, harassment, or stalking (such as aggressive Internet trolling) which specifically targets an individual or individuals, or breaches a court order designed to protect someone (such as those protecting the identity of a victim of a sexual offence) will be prosecuted. Communications that express an "unpopular or unfashionable opinion about serious or trivial matters, or banter or humor, even if distasteful to some and painful to those subjected to it" will not. Communications that are merely "grossly offensive, indecent, obscene or false" will be prosecuted only when it can be shown to be necessary and proportionate. People who pass on malicious messages, such as by retweeting, can also be prosecuted when the original message is subject to prosecution. Individuals who post messages as part of a separate crime, such as a plan to import drugs, would face prosecution for that offence, as is currently the case.[11][12][13]

      Revisions to the interim guidelines were issued on 20 June 2013 following a public consultation.[14] The revisions specified that prosecutors should consider:

      whether messages were aggravated by references to race, religion or other minorities, and whether they breached existing rules to counter harassment or stalking; and
      the age and maturity of any wrongdoer should be taken into account and given great weight.

      The revisions also clarified that criminal prosecutions were "unlikely":

      when the author of the message had "expressed genuine remorse";
      when "swift and effective action ... to remove the communication" was taken; or
      when messages were not intended for a wide audience.

    7. Re:So what qualifies? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      If /. was put in charge or anybody who thinks the way an average /. user does, then all sorts of things will qualify as trolling. All of a sudden difference of opinion qualifies as 'trolling' on a government level and is punishable by jail time. Vast majority may find it wonderful, that opinions of a minority are qualified that way, however everybody is in minority opinion on some things.

    8. Re:So what qualifies? by beelsebob · · Score: 3, Informative

      They're not - the judiciary and the government are entirely separate entities in the UK. Hence why the judiciary can preside over cases against the government.

    9. Re:So what qualifies? by GrahamCox · · Score: 2

      Who gets to decide what qualifies as trolling?

      A judge in a court of law? That's their job.

      Presumably if you feel particularly aggrieved by something you've had directed to you online, you can complain to the police and press charges. When it comes to court, the evidence is presented, the defence puts its case and the judge decides.

    10. Re:So what qualifies? by russotto · · Score: 1

      I was recently called a troll for claiming that a call for censorship was, in fact, a call for censorship. Now, as one who has perhaps occasionally indulged in a bit of trolling (search Slashdot for my insightful and informative mods, of course), I know trolling, and that ain't it.

    11. Re:So what qualifies? by jbolden · · Score: 2

      I'm not very comfortable with laws that require some form of human interpretation as guilt comes down entirely to the human doing the interpreting and at that point you have to hope they don't have an ax to grind or some other reason for disliking you.

      Virtually all law in the UK or USA requires the jury to make determinations of guilt based on their interpretations of actions. You are objecting to crucial concepts in our system. Most crucially criminal intent being required not just a findings that acts took place.

    12. Re:So what qualifies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A judge in a court of law? That's their job.

      To allow people who offend their sensibilities to be punished? Neutrality is somewhat irrelevant when it comes to wildly subjective laws such as this. The largest problem is that you should not be punished for offending others or making jokes; that is, at its core, complete nonsense. Throwing a judge into the mix will not fix this problem, and it won't fix the problem with subjectivity, either.

      And we all know how this worked out in the US, what with that 'I know it when I see it.' garbage. Why governments even pretend to respect free speech is something I wonder about.

    13. Re:So what qualifies? by BradMajors · · Score: 2

      Here is an example of what qualifies under this act:

      "Crap! Robin Hood airport is closed. You've got a week and a bit to get your shit together, otherwise I'm blowing the airport sky high!!"

    14. Re:So what qualifies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Prosuction would good english skills to understand the context!

    15. Re:So what qualifies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you haven't paid your dues or can't present your membership card, it can't qualify as trolling.
      It's in the rules.
      I hope your animals set your car on fire.
      I'm going to encourage your animals to charge 1-900 phone sex calls to your account.
      Soon your trollverlords will rule the world. It is our destiny, nothing will stand in our way.

    16. Re:So what qualifies? by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      Enforcement of nearly every single law in the world requires some sort of subjective judgment. That's why we have human judges and juries to help decide these things - at least matters of any real significance, like criminal matters. What's the difference between first degree murder, second degree murder, or manslaughter? All very subjective factors. This is no different.

      There are legitimate arguments to be made against this sort of law, but I think most people wouldn't find it hard to recognize legitimate and malicious trolling.

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    17. Re:So what qualifies? by Mr.CRC · · Score: 1

      Surely you see the difference between "I hope you die in a car fire" and "I'm going to kill your animals?"

    18. Re:So what qualifies? by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 0

      What I'm waiting for is a legal definition of what a troll is.

      The actual case that caused all this was someone else behaving like a troll, and their daughter defending it, and getting trolled herself. FTFA:

      Grayling cited the case of Chloe Madeley, the daughter of television presenters Richard Madeley and Judy Finnigan, who was trolled after she defended her mother’s remarks about the convicted rapist Ched Evans.

      Finnigan said Evans, who was released from prison last week after serving half of a five-year sentence for raping a 19-year-old woman, should be allowed to resume his career as a footballer because his rape had not been violent and he had not caused “any bodily harm”. Chloe Madeley faced rape threats on social media after she defended her mother’s remarks.

      The impossibility of consent, as proven by video footage:

      On 20 April 2012, the jury returned its verdicts. McDonald was acquitted. Evans was convicted of rape and sentenced to five years imprisonment. Judge Merfyn Hughes QC stated in his sentencing remarks that: "The complainant was 19 years of age and was extremely intoxicated. CCTV footage shows, in my view, the extent of her intoxication when she stumbled into your friend. As the jury have found, she was in no condition to have sexual intercourse. When you arrived at the hotel, you must have realised that.

      So:

      1. Guy convicted of rape by a jury.
      2. TV personality says "should be allowed to resume playing soccer because no bodily harm was done" (original troll)
      3. Daughter of troll joins into trolling on her mother's side.
      4. People respond to trolling.

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    19. Re:So what qualifies? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Ok I'll bite.

      So what is subjective about me saying your commrnt sucks, i hope you choke on a pretzel because everyone on the internet is more stupid now that you postef your opinion? Is that legitimate or malicious in its nature? Is it even trolling or just ill concieved criticism?

      And what is with the name Dutch Gun. Is that like a dutch oven but from a distance? What with the ovens over there anyways- do they all smell or something? Was that trolling ir a bad attemp at humor? Was it malicious since it was meant to poke fun at your name or will thejudge laugh and ignore it?

    20. Re:So what qualifies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They might not be related, but they are certainly sharing the bed with each other.

    21. Re:So what qualifies? by Tyr07 · · Score: 1

      Yeah I don't think "trolling" is the term of what they need t go after.

      Trolling is making a comment to annoy people, I think if it's a general comment, normal trolling, they should back off. If you're directly going after someone, it's not "trolling" anymore, it's a personal attack. That should be an entirely differnent law then some anti-trolling law.

      Personal attacks on public media has never been an acceptable practice, you can't keep going on air somewhere and targeting someone, that's harassment.
      Doing it on the internet isn't some unknown ground, it's the same thing and the same laws should apply.

      If your putting yourself up on the internet, expect some trolls or comments you don't like, you can't outlaw that, but if they start following you around everywhere you go online and doing it, it becomes a personal attack.

      Imagine if you went on different talk shows. If someone in the audiance didn't like you, said something intentionally to infuriorate you, is that illegal trolling? No.

      If someone went to every talk show you participate on, to do the same thing, is that a personal attack and that person is harassing you? Yes.
      We have laws for that already. Fucking use them properly.

    22. Re:So what qualifies? by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      I think most people would agree that this is either mild trolling or bad humor (and I do hope the mods read enough of the thread to realize it was done to made a point). I think most reasonable people would agree that it's not at the level that merits prosecution. Obviously we're going to have problems if every rude person on the internet was arrested. I also think most people would agree that a very real line is crossed once you threaten me with physical violence or sexual assault, or if you tracked my real name down and started sending me nasty e-mails to my personal account, or if you made disgusting photoshopped images of my kids and posted them online.

      People tend to get a bit squeamish about subjectivity in the legal system, but seems like the legal world is a pretty gray area, because it's dealing with human behavior and all the vagaries related to that. Clear-cut rules can be a double-edged sword, as we've found out with "no tolerance" policies at schools when we hear about kids getting suspended for writing a story about shooting a neighbor's dog with a gun, or getting in trouble for not having a proper nutritionally-balance government-approved lunch.

      Seriously, though... making fun of my handle? ;-)

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    23. Re:So what qualifies? by ihtoit · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Except that's not the reality of the situation at all.

      Judges are paid by the Local Authorities whose local jurisdiction they operate under. That's done through Legal Aid, which is controlled by the Local Authorities.
      Jurisdictions are defined by the areas served by the Local Authorities and the police who directly answer to them. Council Tax pays police salaries. It's right there on the itemised bill.

      Ergo, the police are beholden to local authorities: they REFUSE to investigate criminal allegations against any member of a local authority staff. They REFUSE to arrest corrupt judges. The Crown Prosecution Service have on record a grand total of ZERO prosecutions ever or pending against serving judges. Judges REFUSE to jail police officers who demonstrably perjure themselves. I have ample anecdotal evidence of this (currently withheld from publication pending private criminal prosecutions against named judges), there is also plenty of evidence in the remarkable absence of stories in the mainstream media of serving police officers being jailed for criminal activity and a grand total of ZERO serving police officers EVER having been convicted and jailed for causing a wrongful death (even though there are several videos of police officers actually committing acts which directly resulted in death). They all piss in the same pot.

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    24. Re:So what qualifies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Here is an example of what qualifies under this act:

      "Crap! Robin Hood airport is closed. You've got a week and a bit to get your shit together, otherwise I'm blowing the airport sky high!!"

      Except it doesn't. As the judge in the appeal in this case wrote, reversing the fine that the author of that message originally received: "a message which does not create fear or apprehension in those to whom it is communicated, or who may reasonably be expected to see it, falls outside this provision [of the 2003 Act]".

    25. Re:So what qualifies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However the Communcations Act of 2003 is interpreted, is seems. See Wikipedia:

      Malicious communications

      Section 127 of the act makes it an offence to send a message that is grossly offensive or of an indecent, obscene or menacing character over a public electronic communications network.[8] The section replaced section 43 of the Telecommunications Act 1984 and is drafted as widely as its predecessor.[9] The section has controversially been widely used to prosecute users of social media in cases such as the Twitter Joke Trial and Facebook comments concerning the murder of April Jones.[10]

      On 19 December 2012, to strike a balance between freedom of speech and criminality, the Director of Public Prosecutions issued interim guidelines, clarifying when social messaging is eligible for criminal prosecution under UK law. Only communications that are credible threats of violence, harassment, or stalking (such as aggressive Internet trolling) which specifically targets an individual or individuals, or breaches a court order designed to protect someone (such as those protecting the identity of a victim of a sexual offence) will be prosecuted. Communications that express an "unpopular or unfashionable opinion about serious or trivial matters, or banter or humor, even if distasteful to some and painful to those subjected to it" will not. Communications that are merely "grossly offensive, indecent, obscene or false" will be prosecuted only when it can be shown to be necessary and proportionate. People who pass on malicious messages, such as by retweeting, can also be prosecuted when the original message is subject to prosecution. Individuals who post messages as part of a separate crime, such as a plan to import drugs, would face prosecution for that offence, as is currently the case.[11][12][13]

      Revisions to the interim guidelines were issued on 20 June 2013 following a public consultation.[14] The revisions specified that prosecutors should consider:

          whether messages were aggravated by references to race, religion or other minorities, and whether they breached existing rules to counter harassment or stalking; and
          the age and maturity of any wrongdoer should be taken into account and given great weight.

      The revisions also clarified that criminal prosecutions were "unlikely":

          when the author of the message had "expressed genuine remorse";
          when "swift and effective action ... to remove the communication" was taken; or
          when messages were not intended for a wide audience.

      So, the answer to OP's question, which was "Who gets to decide what qualifies[...]?" is: the Director of Public Prosecutions, an unelected official appointed by a political committee. You don't think it concerning that this legislation puts so much power in the hands of somebody who is, essentially, not accountable for their actions?

    26. Re:So what qualifies? by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      its more to do with trolling like this http://nakedsecurity.sophos.co...

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    27. Re:So what qualifies? by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      How are Finnigan's comments trolling? She was expressing her (arguably ill-informed) opinion.

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    28. Re:So what qualifies? by rmstar · · Score: 2

      Who gets to decide what qualifies as trolling?

      I have a feeling that there are some people who would take a polite "You're wrong and I disagree with you for the following reasons . . ." as trolling. Sure the "I hope you die in a car fire" and "I'm going to kill your animals" are low-hanging fruit, but there's a line there somewhere and it's not always easy to find.

      This being Britain, I'm sure it will be an awful mess of a law dripping cruelty and class discrimination like ASBOs and other recent British laws.

      It can work, however. In Germany, insulting someone is a crime. Threatening rape is a crime too, of course. There is a well established and accepted law practice regarding the interpretation and implementation of such laws. The fact of the matter is that there is ample support and acceptance of them in the population, and the upshot is a comparatively civilized and objective atmosphere in public discourse.

      I'm not very comfortable with laws that require some form of human interpretation

      Most laws are like that, and have always been so.

    29. Re:So what qualifies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, after a cursory read of that quote, it seems... sensible. There *are* some red flags but nothing out of the ordinary.

    30. Re:So what qualifies? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      How are Finnigan's comments trolling? She was expressing her (arguably ill-informed) opinion.

      Aye, there's the rub. If history is any indication, this law will be abused immediately to punish other people who are not trolling. With one sweep of the pen, they are criminalizing being wrong. The law of intended consequences.

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    31. Re:So what qualifies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worse than that. Can "trolls" tell when they're trolling? I mean, I live in an area where cussing is used like punctuation. Personally, it's not offensive, I'm used to it, but visitors find it horrifying, even if it's obviously not malicious.

    32. Re:So what qualifies? by Kester1964 · · Score: 2

      No, the guidelines were updated after the failed prosecution, as mentioned in a previous post, regarding Robin Hood Airport. So the DPP is not making the rules he is giving guidance to other public prosecutors on the strength of evidence required to convince a judge that a crime has been committed. I am no lawyer but my understanding (I am in the UK) is this is how common law works in the UK. So any future actions brought before a judge with similarities to this trial are likely to use the outcome of the Robin Hood Airport appeal result as a test of the evidence for future trials.

    33. Re:So what qualifies? by gsslay · · Score: 1

      Are you really unable to see the difference between expressing an opinion (however controversial), and threatening to assault someone?

      Your definition of trolling is also totally skewed. It is either;

      * voicing an opinion (that you may not actually hold) for the sole purpose of getting a rise out of someone
      * threatening people online

      The second definition is relatively new and an invention of media, but we're stuck with it. But either way, trolling is not expressing an opinion that others may disagree with.

    34. Re:So what qualifies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that the particular case you quote caused several of the revisions in the law GP cited. Do try to keep up.

    35. Re:So what qualifies? by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      "Gamergate?"

      I'm about to make a death-threat myself.

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    36. Re:So what qualifies? by Triklyn · · Score: 1

      :) please let me know if it somehow works differently in your country.

      If only the judiciary couldn't be politicized, and if only the judiciary weren't terribly backward on technology, and if only the UK weren't trying to penalize their youths for being young.

      do they really think they'll catch anything beside adolescent boys? when did we decide that we should penalize the young for being young?

    37. Re:So what qualifies? by Triklyn · · Score: 1

      :) i'd be all for criminalizing being wrong. State nothing as fact unless you have 3 good sources on it being so :).

    38. Re:So what qualifies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      holy shit, do you want some fine cheese with that dom perignon? you bitch endlessly about being oppressed when people criticize your fascist desires. you then proceed to open at least one sock puppet account because you can't be bothered to read the rules of how to use this private resource. at what point, if your cult leader rose to the full unlimited power you wish him to have, would you then have the government take over slashdot?

    39. Re:So what qualifies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does the UK judiciary raise its own funding, or where does the revenue for the judiciary's paychecks, benefits, and infrastructure come from?

    40. Re:So what qualifies? by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      The question isn't whether WE can tell the difference, but whether those in the COURT SYSTEM can.

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    41. Re:So what qualifies? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Actually it was decided (eventually) that the tweet in question didn't qualify. It wouldn't even have been affected by this bill anyway, as it as prosecuted under anti-terror legislation(!).

      If anything, we need a new bill to clarify what does and does not count.

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    42. Re:So what qualifies? by jfengel · · Score: 1

      In Germany, it's written all the way into the Constitution. The very first article reads (in official translation), "Human dignity shall be inviolable. To respect and protect it shall be the duty of all state authority." The second article, about personal development, specifically limits it to development that doesn't contradict the previous part.

      That doesn't make the definitions any more concrete, but it does suggest that it's a country which takes it seriously, and the requirement pervades the rest of the national law. I don't know if that can be adopted into a country like the US, where a great many people want their First Amendment rights to trump everything else. I can even see the case for it. It's just that I hear it defended most vocally by people who aren't in a position to be harassed and don't see the way it can interfere with the rest of their lives.

    43. Re:So what qualifies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judges in the UK are paid by the Ministry of Justice.

    44. Re:So what qualifies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, Licensed Speech, Secret Courts, Government-sponsored Abductionsm, Total Surveillance. Mohammedanic Culture here we come !

    45. Re:So what qualifies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Freedom has always been under threat and you and I must vigorously fight to protect it. Time to give the NSAGCHQ thugs the Ministerium fÃf¼r Staatssicherheit treatment.

      The politicos want to continue their nasty dealings by Centrally Controlled Mass Manipulation (CNN, Fox, BBC, ARDZDF etc) and they are mightily pissed off by the Internet Democracy. This is a battle and I am not willing to admit defeat.

      Be smart, be steely, be careful and never admit defeat.

    46. Re:So what qualifies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except when they invoke "National Security" and have Secret Evidence, Secrecy-Cleared Attorney (not your chosen one - he is most probably not cleareds), secret hearings and the like.

      Welcome to Mohammedanic Security, brought to you by NSAGCHQ.

  5. Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by Mr_Wisenheimer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    . . . especially the ones behind using the internet to interfere with people's real lives, but I do not believe that mere trolling is criminal.

    The EU, especially the UK's constant rolling back of the freedom of expression is downright concerning. If people go to prison for expressing an unpopular opinion I disagree with, how long before people go to prison for expressing an unpopular opinion I agree with?

    Despite it's flaws, the near absolute interpretation of the constitutional right to the freedom of speech by the US Supreme Court is a godsend and makes me proud to be an American.

    1. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think it's more a message to some of the heavy hitters... little trolling here or there OK but constant targeting of one person not equipped for it... enough that someone ask the gov for protection and or their attention is called otherwise will now come at a price. but can still be done. granted, some of these people with big mouths ask for a little trouble than they reckon. i don't know, let the court cases rule its interpretation?

    2. Re: Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It has nothing to do with expressing opinions or being rude, they are not covered under this law no matter how much offence a person takes. A person can only be prosecuted under this law if they are intentionally targeting a specific person in order to harass/stalk them.

      I'm okay with that. The wording is clear enough that misuse of this law will be thrown out easily.

    3. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by TubeSteak · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Despite it's flaws, the near absolute interpretation of the constitutional right to the freedom of speech by the US Supreme Court is a godsend and makes me proud to be an American.

      I can't help but think that anyone who believes this is anything less that wildly ignorant about the Constitution and Supreme Court jurisprudence.

      Here are some broad exceptions to the constitutional right to the freedom of speech:
      1. Libel, slander, and various forms of misleading statements
      2. Inciting others to violence
      3. Fighting words
      4. Disturbing the peace (offensive words can be considered a breach of the peace)
      5. Intentional infliction of emotional distress
      6. Copyrights & trademarks
      7. Obscenity
      8. Commercial speech

      I may have forgotten one or three, but I think that suffices to make my point that there is nothing remotely like a "near absolute interpretation of the constitutional right to the freedom of speech."

      Equally important to the point I'm trying to make is that at least 5/8 of those exceptions were well established as law when the Constitution was written.

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    4. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Anyone who thinks the US is some bastion of freedom is speech is making shit up or just ignorant. The reality is that the US needs to go through some drastic changes as well, as we can't claim to be a truly free country if we don't respect something as basic as the right to free speech (which we don't).

      Also, sometimes free speech zones are used.

    5. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by Mr_Wisenheimer · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Your response demonstrates that you failed to read and understand my points. There will always be limits to freedom of speech, but those limits are much more restrained in the US than the UK, just to go down the list:

      1) Libel in the US is a civil matter (not criminal) and requires meeting very strict standards of proof, including proving both that the defendant knowingly made a false statement for the express purpose of defaming the plaintiff (and not as a matter of comedic, satirical, or other protected purpose) and that the plaintiff actually suffered real damages as a result. Libel cases in the US are very difficult to win.. By contrast, the British libel laws are so unfavorable to the defendant's right of free speech that many US States such as California have passed laws to protect their residents from action in British courts.

      2) Inciting others to violence is only illegal if there is an imminent threat of lawless action, such as a mob gathered around someone's house who you incite to storm inside. By contrast, British law allows someone to be imprisoned simply for making disrespectful statements about someone or some group that might, at some hypothetical point in the future, incite others to commit violence against.

      3) The fighting words doctrine has largely been overturned and, in any case, is not a criminal act in itself, merely recognized as a mitigating defense to a claim of assault or battery.

      4) Disturbing the peace is not a charge that can be used as a workaround to target someone's freedom of expression. The courts have ruled on this time and again.

      5) Emotional distress is damage in a civil case. It has nothing to do with freedom of speech.

      I'm not going to even bother than the rest, because you clearly missed the point. No right is absolute, but the US Supreme Court guards the freedom of expression in the US much more fiercely than European Courts do.

    6. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by hey! · · Score: 1

      Well, every generalization has its corner cases that require careful thought. So while I agree that trolling per se shouldn't be outlawed, there may be certain uses of trolling that should be criminalized.

      Take the libelous component of cyberstalking. At the very least this could be an aggravating factor in impersonation. Also, the law already recognizes libel as wrong, but it requires the harmed person take civil action. The Internet exposes more people than ever to reputation harm, but not all those people have the money to hire a lawyer. Social media have created a whole new vista for defamation, much of which is *practically* immune from any consequences.

      So I do not in principle object to a law that criminalizes *some* forms of defamation, particularly against people who are not protected by the current laws. But I'd have to look at the the specific proposed law carefully. Just because people *claim* a new law would do something doesn't mean it does, or that's all it does.

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    7. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      civil case

      Civil cases still involve the government enforcing the decision. They might not be as severe, but they're still an infringement upon free speech rights.

      I'm not going to even bother than the rest, because you clearly missed the point. No right is absolute, but the US Supreme Court guards the freedom of expression in the US much more fiercely than European Courts do.

      X being better than Y does not mean that X is good. Really, the US courts are quite terrible at this.

    8. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by Mr_Wisenheimer · · Score: 1

      The differences in British and American libel laws would make such an interpretation tricky.

      In the US, impersonating someone for the purpose of satire is generally well-protected. Furthermore, in order to prove a libel case, the plaintiff not only has to prove that the defendant intended to defame him for not legitimate purpose other than to cause him harm, but they also have to prove that they suffered real damages (an example might be a restaurant owner who falsely accused a competitor of having a rat infestation in a successful attempt to drive business to his establishment). Under US law, the plaintiff would have to prove not only that the accusation was falsely made to run off his business, but that it did indeed result in proven pecuniary losses.

      By contrast, the British system essentially puts the burden on someone accused of libel to prove their innocence and does not have the same strict standards the US does.

      It probably would not fly as criminal law in the US (because libel cannot be criminalized to the best of my understanding of the court's interpretation of the first amendment), but under the British system, there seem to be very few restraints on the government making unpopular speech criminal, so in theory, even someone who makes a satirical impersonation could be subject to civil or criminal penalties, which should give anyone living in the UK pause.

    9. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by Mr_Wisenheimer · · Score: 1

      In my opinion, the US courts are quite good at this. That is why I hold them up as a standard.

      Nobody sane wants absolute freedom of expression. Libel laws, as they exist in the US, in my opinion strike the right balance between allowing someone recourse when their lives or businesses are utterly decimated by vicious lies spread by others while ensuring that it is very, very difficult to abuse the libel laws to stifle legitimate freedom of expression.

    10. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      Despite it's flaws, the near absolute interpretation of the constitutional right to the freedom of speech by the US Supreme Court is a godsend and makes me proud to be an American.

      Your response demonstrates that you failed to read and understand my points. There will always be limits to freedom of speech, but those limits are much more restrained in the US than the UK, just to go down the list:

      I'm not going to even bother than the rest, because you clearly missed the point. No right is absolute, but the US Supreme Court guards the freedom of expression in the US much more fiercely than European Courts do.

      It sounds a lot like you're walking back from "near absolute"

      And just for the sake of pedantry, it's worth mentioning that no one has a Constitutional right to free of speech.
      Our right to free speech is natural and the Constitution limits how the Government can infringe on it.

      /I'd also be interested in seeing your citations on the fighting words doctrine being overturned, the Supreme Court doesn't really agree with you.

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    11. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      In my opinion, the US courts are quite good at this.

      We have free speech zones, severe obscenity laws (FCC censorship, laws against 'swearing' in public, etc.), and pretty much everything else already listed. Again, that might be better than some other countries, but it is not *good* until we fix every single one of these problems.

      Nobody sane wants absolute freedom of expression.

      Plenty of sane people want exactly that, realizing it is not the speech that is the problem, but people's actions. If people believe baseless rumors and act upon them, that is their fault, and they are the ones doing the damage (if they took actions which harmed others).

      But really, libel laws aren't the main point of discussion.

    12. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by Mr_Wisenheimer · · Score: 2

      I'm not "walking back" from anything. While I understand your first post may have been a response engendered by a legitimately different interpretation of what I meant by, "near absolute", I did clarify what point and at this point you are purposefully arguing against a strawman you created rather than my actual argument.

      Also, your comment about "natural rights" is not pedantry. It is sophistry. The Supreme Court and the populace recognizes that freedom of speech is a constitutional right. Trying to impose your vocabulary on others by "correcting" them is nothing more than a superciliousness born not out of actual superior knowledge but out of ignorance and self-delusion.

          Since the Chaplinsky v. New Hampshire, the Supreme Court has pretty consistently overturned future cases that relied on the doctrine, such as in Gooding v. Wilson. The court has not come right out and completely overturned the doctrine, but the high court has consistently not upheld it as valid in such a wide variety of cases that it is pretty close to effectively dead, the latest being the cases against the Westboro Baptist Church, whose members would shout obscenities at the relatives of service-members killed in combat.

    13. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Under UK libel law, you can't have an affirmative defense, but it's wrong that the defendant has to prove their innocence. Under US libel law, the courts are instructed to downplay libel against "notable" persons, but otherwise, unknown person, whose reputations are otherwise only shaped by libel, have a lower burden of proof--no need for malicious intent or knowingly false. However, the burden is still high.

    14. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel you have intentionally caused emotional distress to me and that your words are also very obscene.

      Sounds like fighting words.

    15. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by bmajik · · Score: 1

      I figure that trolling is one of the reasons for the US's 1st amendment.

      Speech that upsets somebody for some reason is the only kind that somebody is going to try and restrict.

      If you're not upsetting somebody, you're doing life wrong.

      The UK is a lost country. It's a shame.

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    16. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by Mr_Wisenheimer · · Score: 1

      Limits on freedom of expression are a balance between the liberties of one individual and the rights and liberties of another. Most people would agree that the right to swing my first ends where another man's nose begins. Likewise, most people would agree that my freedom of religion ends when I begin sacrificing virgins, that my freedom of expression ends when my performance art involves blowing up a dam, et cetera.

      Is it my right to lie? Not when it involves fraud. Is it my right to give false testimony in court or to a police officer? Absolutely not. We recognize that there are limits to the freedom of expression. No right is completely absolute.

    17. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      Limits on freedom of expression are a balance between the liberties of one individual and the rights and liberties of another.

      We're specifically talking about free speech here. There are no fists, I assure you. I also don't care what most people believe.

      Is it my right to lie?

      Is it my right to give false testimony in court or to a police officer?

      I think it should be, yes. The courts and the government in general just ignore the constitution anyway.

      No right is completely absolute.

      But they could be.

      Now, could you stop telling me what the status quo is? I'm aware, and that's exactly why I'm criticizing it.

    18. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) Libel in the US is a civil matter (not criminal) and requires meeting very strict standards of proof, including proving both that the defendant knowingly made a false statement for the express purpose of defaming the plaintiff (and not as a matter of comedic, satirical, or other protected purpose) and that the plaintiff actually suffered real damages as a result. Libel cases in the US are very difficult to win.. By contrast, the British libel laws are so unfavorable to the defendant's right of free speech that many US States such as California have passed laws to protect their residents from action in British courts.

      Libel is a civil matter in the UK, too. The only real difference between the US and UK versions of the law is that in the UK it is not necessary to show that the statement is false, only that neither does the maker of the statement have evidence that shows it (on balance of probability) to be true, nor is the statement one of an opinion that a reasonable person could hold.

      I'm not going to even bother than the rest, because you clearly missed the point. No right is absolute, but the US Supreme Court guards the freedom of expression in the US much more fiercely than European Courts do.

      I'm not going to argue the point, because I think on an absolute technical level you are right. But the difference is much less than appears to be commonly held, as far as I can see. One interesting case is missing from the OP's list where the US right to freedom of speech is weaker than the UK equivalent: confidentiality agreements. AIUI, in the US, a confidentiality agreement is considered a form of contract (or covenant) and can therefore be applied with just about any rules the discloser of the information wants. In the UK, an NDA is *not* a contract. There is a tort of revealing confidential information, but it is much harder to enforce. The UK courts consider an NDA to be a document that shows the recipient of confidential information understood it to be confidential and no more; specific terms in them are generally unenforceable.

    19. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by Mr_Wisenheimer · · Score: 2

      The right to swing firsts was an analogy made by Zechariah Chafee. The point is, no man has absolute rights or absolute liberties. They end when another person is substantially harmed or the rights of another person infringed upon.

      Also, you really want a society where it is legal to give false testimony to a police officer or a court? Maybe someone who doesn't like you makes up a story about you, gets others to go along with it and gets you thrown into prison. After all, there is no disincentive to lying, because they cannot get in trouble for filing false police reports, obstruction of justice, or perjury in a world where freedom of speech is an absolute right.

      How about someone who purposefully defrauds you out of thousands of dollars. Normally, they could be thrown in prison, but in a world where freedom of speech is absolute, oral and written contracts are meaningless, because I have the freedom to say or write anything I want without any criminal repercussions.

    20. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by silfen · · Score: 1

      Here are some broad exceptions to the constitutional right to the freedom of speech:

      Bullshit; those are not "exceptions". You don't know what "free speech" means. Go learn at least the basics of the US Constitution before you continue to make such a fool of yourself.

    21. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      We're specifically talking about free speech here. There are no fists, I assure you.

      The day you finally finish High School and move out of your parents' basement you may find out just how wrong you are.

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    22. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The day you finally finish High School and move out of your parents' basement you may find out just how wrong you are.

      That may have seemed clever when you were starting out, but it was a staggeringly stupid thing to say. It must have been nice to skip high school so that you could remain so astoundingly ignorant.

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    23. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      And yet I don't see you trying to defend his idiotic contention that speech cannot be violence.

      The complete naÃvety of the content of his posts bolster my position more than your snark defends his. Too bad for you.

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    24. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm not going to even bother than the rest"

      THAN the rest?

    25. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes you're right, American protection of freedom of speech is absolutely fantastic, far better than anywhere else in the world.

      That's why Americans who are merely preachers for a different religion to the norm are more than welcome to preach their beliefs outside of even US borders without being hit by a hellfire missile.

      Oh wait.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A...

      No seriously, are there still Americans like you that believe American freedom of speech is anything but a charade? I mean you're just trolling and not actually serious are you? Surely no one's that naive to the fact that widespread freedom of speech in the US is as dead as anywhere - you only have freedom of speech in the US if you're saying something palatable to the government, otherwise you'll find yourself dead (Awlaki), bankrupt (Westboro folks), or arbitrarily jailed for a bit (Justin Carter).

      You see, what many folks in America like you who like to proclaim that the US still has near perfect freedom of speech, great justice, respect for human rights or whatever is that yes, it looks like you have on paper, but whilst the British government gets all these negative headlines for proposing the sort of thing in TFA (and about 50% of the time is defeated or drops the plans before they become reality anyway) the US just skips the whole law making thing and goes to summary execution, arbitrary detention (hi Guantanamo) or just ignores it's own laws or international laws that it's signed up to and does whatever it wants to do anyway. On paper the US has excellent constitutional protection against arbitrary search by law enforcement but in practice if the NSA revelations have told us anything it's that it probably has some of the poorest in the world.

      Long story short, your constitution and it's supposed protections look great on paper, but the reality of the freedoms and rights you have in the US in practice is a whole different ballgame and as much as you all proclaim your widespread gun ownership is important to protect those rights, none of you actually do in practice. I suppose to put it another way, your whole constitution thing looks awfully like a terribly bad joke in this day and age no matter how desperately you cling onto it and try to claim the moral high ground with it.

    26. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      The right to swing firsts was an analogy made by Zechariah Chafee.

      A bad one, since it's irrelevant.

      The point is, no man has absolute rights or absolute liberties.

      Currently, maybe. But all laws are created by man, so a right could indeed be absolute. Besides, the government is ignoring the first amendment (in the US, of course) to begin with.

      They end when another person is substantially harmed or the rights of another person infringed upon.

      Can't happen in the case of free speech. Other people's actions in response to speech may harm people, but that is their doing. The end. Apply that logic to any and all examples you could conceivably come up with (including the ones in your comment) and stop wasting my time.

    27. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      Why is this 'logic' so popular?

      1) You don't actually know me or how old I am. As I said in the other comment, I'm actually in my late 30s.
      2) Even if I was was young as you suspected, that would not make my arguments incorrect.
      3) You cannot predict what I will believe in the future, unless you claim to be a psychic. But psychics are full of it.

      Such trivially debunked 'arguments' or statements will have absolutely no effect on me. People did say that sort of thing to me when I actually was young, and guess what? As it turns out, my views never changed.

      So if you can show that speech is actually a fist, I'd love to see. All the scientists of the world would love to see it.

    28. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      Because your posts sound like the screeds of a teenager with an entitlement complex. That's why people keep assuming you are one.

      Really, just begging the question that the only real violence is physical, that's straight out of the mental world of the Randroids, making you either a teenager with zero life experience or as mentally stunted as the Holy Messiah and her Inner Circle.

      And I'm not saying your argument is incorrect because you are young (that would be an ad hominem fallacy). I'm saying that your use of an incorrect argument make you sound young. There is a difference. Try and see if you can spot it.

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    29. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      Because your posts sound like the screeds of a teenager with an entitlement complex. That's why people keep assuming you are one.

      Awful logic all around, then.

      Really, just begging the question that the only real violence is physical

      That's not begging the question.

      making you either a teenager with zero life experience or as mentally stunted as the Holy Messiah and her Inner Circle.

      Nice false dichotomy.

      And I'm not saying your argument is incorrect because you are young (that would be an ad hominem fallacy).

      Without putting forth an actual counterargument, of course any insult is going to look like an ad hominem.

      I'm saying that your use of an incorrect argument make you sound young.

      Then you are quite ignorant. I assure you, many adults believe in crazy things like magical sky daddies. As much as I'd like to believe that only children would believe in something crazy like a god, that is sadly not the case.

      Honestly, if anyone is a kid, it's you, as children usually resort to insults or random assumptions rather than putting forth logical arguments. Sound like nonsense? I would hope so. But hey, keep arbitrarily deciding that doing X indicates that someone is probably a kid. Perhaps you could step it up a notch and start using silly anecdotal evidence to 'justify' this belief.

    30. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by eionmac · · Score: 1

      reget,it is NOT for an opinion you may disagree with, it is for 'threats to a specific person', thus brings Internet law in line with actual conversation spoken threat or threat mail. It is less than the jail option for a spoken threat against a specific person. (couold be 7 years!)

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    31. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by Bogtha · · Score: 1

      Your response demonstrates that you failed to read and understand my points.

      No, he rightly took issue with your description of SCOTUS' interpretation of free speech as "near absolute", which simply isn't true. Your reply now is defending the much milder, different claim that free speech in the USA is better than in the UK. That may be so, but that doesn't make SCTOUS' interpretation of free speech "near absolute" by any means. This is the country that invented the concepts of a piece of code being a munition and a prime number being property, remember.

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    32. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      Really, for someone who does not know what 'begging the question' in formal logic means, you shouldn't talk logic. I did use it correctly, and from the context it is obvious that I know of both the correct and incorrect usages.

      If someone points out that you sound immature, effectively shouting "AM NOT!" does not help, you know.

      And if you hadn't noticed, I had decided quite a few posts ago that you're not worth arguing with; on the other hand, your posts are so disarmingly immature and so gratifyingly full of insult material, that you make an excellent target for insults.

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    33. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      Really, for someone who does not know what 'begging the question' in formal logic means, you shouldn't talk logic.

      Even if I did indeed not know what it means, that would not invalidate any of my arguments. Bad logic from you again, unless you just like making pointless statements that have utterly relevant to anything. Or is there some other reason you keep using borderline ad hominem attacks without providing an actual argument?

      Furthermore, I am aware of what it means, and nothing I've said comes close to begging the question. It's probably due to your own misunderstanding of what I've said.

      If someone points out that you sound immature, effectively shouting "AM NOT!" does not help, you know.

      If someone debunks your nonsense, repeating it again and again does not help you, you know. But it's good to know that no one can disagree with you, because disagreeing with you certainly won't "help."

      And what is and is not "immature" is absolutely subjective; your opinions don't interest me.

      And if you hadn't noticed, I had decided quite a few posts ago that you're not worth arguing with; on the other hand, your posts are so disarmingly immature and so gratifyingly full of insult material, that you make an excellent target for insults.

      So, you have no valid counterarguments you wish to present and are just trying (and failing) to make me angry, or something to that effect. Got it.

    34. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      Through extensive analysis of your comments, I've determined that you're a child molester. Denying it will not help you, and will, in fact, make things worse. You can't defeat my impeccable logic.

    35. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by Mr_Wisenheimer · · Score: 1

      No, I rightly chose my vocabulary.

      My phrase "near absolute" in context to the rest of my writings could be interpreted in many different ways. I clarified what I meant. The fact that you are still stuck on debating the semantics of my original post demonstrates you have nothing of actual value to contribute to the conversation.

    36. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by Bogtha · · Score: 1

      My phrase "near absolute" in context to the rest of my writings could be interpreted in many different ways.

      No, there's only one meaning: not quite, but almost, absolute. Now it's debatable exactly how near you have to be to qualify as "near absolute", but TubeSteak did a good job of pointing out that SCOTUS has several large failings in this area, which is enough to demonstrate that it is not near absolute.

      The fact that you are still stuck on debating the semantics of my original post demonstrates you have nothing of actual value to contribute to the conversation.

      You said something untrue and dumb. You are repeatedly insulting and dismissing people who point that out. The people who are pointing out your mistake are signal, you are noise. Learn to ignore your ego and admit when you are wrong and maybe you won't drag discussions into the sewer so much.

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    37. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      I have indeed no valid counterarguments I wish to present, as with your lack of reading comprehension and shaky grasp of logic it would be throwing pearls to the swine.

      And for someone claiming that other people should just grow a thicker skin, you're a massive hypocrite to blow up a remark on your immaturity into a molehill.

      Of course, emotional overreaction is another sign of your immaturity.

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    38. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So we are not allowed to call out war criminals like Blair and Bush repeatedly ? That's what you are saying ? Rot in Hell !

    39. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      Oh look, you can parrot other posts. Polly want a cracker?

      BTW, that's yet another high school age 'joke'. You're doing a real good job protesting your maturity.

      Now, go back to 4chan, and let the adults have a serious conversation, OK?

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    40. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      Oh look, you can parrot other posts. Polly want a cracker?

      I agree, your own logic was terrible; I wouldn't be able to stand seeing it again either. It's fairly 'childish' that you think you can use ridiculous logic against others but insult someone who uses it against you.

    41. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      I have indeed no valid counterarguments I wish to present, as with your lack of reading comprehension and shaky grasp of logic it would be throwing pearls to the swine.

      I'm not the one lacking reading comprehension or logic here.

      And for someone claiming that other people should just grow a thicker skin

      In context, this is about free speech, not about merely being offended. Try again.

      you're a massive hypocrite to blow up a remark on your immaturity into a molehill.

      If you want to issue "You mad!"-type responses to anyone who disagrees with your logic, don't expect any intelligent person to find you very convincing.

      Of course, emotional overreaction is another sign of your immaturity.

      Ah, now you have the power to read people's emotions over the Internet. Most interesting. Tell me more!

    42. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      Oh fuck off. You're essentially arguing that Germans who denounced their Jewish neighbours to the Gestapo are not responsible for those neighbourse being gassed, because all they did was speak, it was the SS that did the gassing.

      Anyone recognises your 'speech is speech, it is those acting on the speech doing the bad things' as an idiotic bit of sophism that adult people should not take seriously.

      So fuck off already. I'm done replying.

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    43. Re:Trolls are the lowest form of life. . . by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      Oh fuck off. You're essentially arguing that Germans who denounced their Jewish neighbours to the Gestapo are not responsible for those neighbourse being gassed, because all they did was speak, it was the SS that did the gassing.

      That's right.

      that adult people should not take seriously.

      No True Adult would take it seriously.

  6. "AGW is a lie .... by PPH · · Score: 1

    .... and Anita Sarkeesian is a ...."

    Alright! We've got you surrounded! Put down the mouse and come out with your hands up!

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    1. Re:"AGW is a lie .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > penis mightier
      I see what you did there, you misogynist. Stop oppressing all the women all around the world.

    2. Re:"AGW is a lie .... by jbolden · · Score: 1

      and Anita Sarkeesian

      A very good presenter, insightful and fun to watch. A bit self contradictory in her theories but she's still working through the details of her theories, I suspect. Essentially a great candidate for a pundit for G4TV.

    3. Re:"AGW is a lie .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Essentially a great candidate for a pundit for G4TV.

      Ha, you had me going there for a moment.
      But as bad as Sarkeesian is, she's not quite G4TV bad. That requires a whole different level of awful.

  7. So as an American.... by davydagger · · Score: 2

    I can trollolol people in jolly good England all day long, but if they troll us back, we can report them?

    bloody hell.

    1. Re:So as an American.... by detritus. · · Score: 1

      No, you might just get extradited and face charges there. Treaties and such...

    2. Re:So as an American.... by arbiter1 · · Score: 1

      Um not likely since we have constitutional rights that say we can troll all we want.

    3. Re:So as an American.... by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      That is correct. Constitutional rights supersede treaties.

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    4. Re:So as an American.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would we want to troll merkins? Its like kicking a cripple. You do enough stupid thing on your own.

    5. Re:So as an American.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do your constitutional rights include making reasonably credible death/serious harm threats to specific individuals? (hint:No).
      That's the sort of 'trolling' that is relevant to this law. (I.e. not really 'trolling' at all, but that terminology battle has already been pretty well lost).

  8. What defines a troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if anyone says something negative, are they now a troll and go to jail for two years?

  9. Define trolling by jones_supa · · Score: 3, Informative

    I hope they have defined properly what they mean with "trolling". By definition, trolling means writing inflammatory comments that excite people to write indignant responses. Thus, for example, bullying or threats do not technically count as trolling.

    1. Re:Define trolling by pr0nbot · · Score: 4, Informative

      Roughly speaking, as I understand it, if it would be criminal to say something to a person's face, it will be criminal to say it to them online. For example, a death threat.

    2. Re:Define trolling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Any subject of Her Highness the Queen found making ungood remarks about Her Highness or Her government is trolling and risks facing two years in jail or the gallows.

    3. Re:Define trolling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why exactly is that not already the case through existing law?

    4. Re:Define trolling by TubeSteak · · Score: 2

      Why exactly is that not already the case through existing law?

      It is, they're just increasing the punishment.

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    5. Re:Define trolling by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      By definition, trolling means writing inflammatory comments that excite people to write indignant responses.

      That used to be called "heresy," and it also came with consequences. What's old is new again.

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    6. Re:Define trolling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Journalists do what journalists do - oversimplify and sacrifice meaning. Politicians making speeches do the same.

      Here's what the actual judicial guidelines have to say about it:

      Only communications that are credible threats of violence, harassment, or stalking (such as aggressive Internet trolling) which specifically targets an individual or individuals, or breaches a court order designed to protect someone (such as those protecting the identity of a victim of a sexual offence) will be prosecuted

      So that's:
      - Credible threats of violence
      - Harrassment (itself defined in law, under the Protection from Harrassment Act 1997)
      - Stalking ... which specifically targets an individual or individuals (this would multiple actions over a period, directed at one victim)
      - Breaching a court order.

      Posting "U sux!!!" on someone's YouTube video is not prosecutable. Posting "I'm gonna track you down and feed you your own testicles" might be, if a lawyer could persuade a judge that the threat was "credible". Posting anything of the sort on every video posted by a particular user would probably qualify as stalking.

    7. Re:Define trolling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By definition, trolling means writing inflammatory comments that excite people to write indignant responses.

      That used to be called "heresy," and it also came with consequences. What's old is new again.

      That is not what heresy is. Heresy is merely having a belief that orthodox religion disagrees with. It has nothing to do with correctness, inflammatory nature, or intent. In other words, either you do not know what trolling is in the slightest, or you are one yourself.

    8. Re:Define trolling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that the GP left off the other fundamental component of trolling: it has to be something you don't actually believe. Otherwise, you're just expressing a potentially unpopular opinion and being an ass while doing it.

      1) Primary purpose is to elicit indignant remarks
      2) Person must not legitimately hold that viewpoint
      3) Is not an actual threat.

      Trolling is solely about getting people riled up "for the lulz". Once you cross any of those lines, it's a different beast entirely. If your primary purpose is, e.g., to sell tickets to an event, then you're not trolling. If you legitimately believe what you're stating, then this falls under free speech (at least, it should). If you threaten someone (and also legitimately hold that viewpoint, see #2), then you're guilty of threatening someone.

      There just isn't a good reason to criminalize trolling. The only way it can possibly make sense is if the word "troll" is redefined--which it so conveniently seems to have been. Frankly, I'll engage in a troll every now and then, but the goal is to enrage first and secondarily (hopefully) the responses will enlighten people who might otherwise actually hold that viewpoint. To my mind, a good troll (though not a necessary prerequisite for being a troll) is a particularly abrasive form of satire.

    9. Re:Define trolling by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      He's referring to how 'heresy' was used in previous cultures by authority figured as a means of silencing critics.

      Read a book!

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    10. Re:Define trolling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because the parent's definition misses two nuances:

      1. Getting those responses needs to be the intent, not just a side-effect of people missing sarcasm.
      2. There needs to be an element of deception. Presenting your honest inflammatory opinions isn't trolling, even if you know it'll cause a shitstorm.

    11. Re:Define trolling by jareth-0205 · · Score: 1

      I hope they have defined properly what they mean with "trolling". By definition, trolling means writing inflammatory comments that excite people to write indignant responses. Thus, for example, bullying or threats do not technically count as trolling.

      Not really, the definition has shifted in popular use. Like 'hacking' meaning 'programming quickly' changed to 'illegally gaining access', trolling now is synonymous with 'bullying / threatening online' in popular usage. Its use has changed therefore your definition doesn't follow anymore.

    12. Re:Define trolling by Xest · · Score: 1

      Because Richard and Judy got a bit of backlash when Judy decided it was okay to grossly upset a rape victim by belittling the harm done to her and we can't possibly have a situation where it's okay for celebrities to grossly offend people but not do anything when they suffer an inevitable backlash from their stupidity can we?

  10. stupid redcoats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    gut a damacracy you!

    In royal England, damagecracy rulezz you!!

  11. Mohammed is the #1 boys name in England by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That has nothing to do with the subject here...or am I missing something?

  12. They are elusive by Kohath · · Score: 5, Funny

    Police are searching for them under an old Ethernet bridge.

  13. Has Brittain always been full of screwballs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or is this something new? THIS is what happens when they take away your guns.

    1. Re:Has Brittain always been full of screwballs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      re: title

      Yes. The sad thing is, they're allowed to contaminate the gene pool.

    2. Re:Has Brittain always been full of screwballs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or is this something new? THIS is what happens when they take away your guns.

      They will be taking away their computers and mobiles next, and the population will just shrug and say that they have nothing to hide, this is why I hate this country so bad.

  14. Re:Mohammed is the #1 boys name in England by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    ... you had balls ...

    AC has no balls, either.

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  15. Security theatre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This will only catch the dumb ones, the smart ones will use overseas proxy servers in jurisdictions outside of UK control.

  16. Free speech by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1, Informative

    These internet trolls are cowards who are poisoning our national life. No one would permit such venom in person

    Actually, I would hope people would. Freedom of speech is a fundamental right. If you're offended by what someone says, get over it; government censorship is intolerable.

    1. Re:Free speech by erapert · · Score: 1

      I don't think you have the childrens' best interests at heart, you monster.

    2. Re:Free speech by GrabbaTheButt · · Score: 1

      Actually, I would hope people would. Freedom of speech is a fundamental right. If you're offended by what someone says, get over it; government censorship is intolerable.

      Currently my wife and I are enduring pretty much unending harassment from her douche bag of an ex-husband. I'd love to just ignore him but given my step-daughter is in the middle of this whole mess (and he seems to have no compulsion to not use her as a weapon to abuse my wife, no matter what the emotional damage he inflicts on her in the process) that seems to not really be a reasonable response. I'm in a bit of quandary about how to deal with this. If it was 100 years ago, I'd have long ago taken my glove and slapped his face and invited him out to the dueling grounds. I could give into my lizard brain that tells me to go push his teeth down his throat but I find myself constrained by the society where the weak and cowardly have been pretty much given carte blanche to abuse other people with little recourse. To me the question is where does the line of "freedom of speech" becomes an invitation to get away with complete BS that not so long ago would find you at the receiving end of a well justified beat down. I see this as just another symptom of our Political Correctness run amok society.

    3. Re:Free speech by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 0

      It's not political correctness; it's freedom of speech. Political correctness these days seems to be more about controlling speech itself so that no one gets offended and arbitrarily deciding that certain words are inherently racist or sexist regardless of the context in which they are used.

      If you initiate force against him because he's saying things you/others don't like, then you are the aggressor, and you should be punished for doing so.

    4. Re:Free speech by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      sooo... take out a restraint claim?

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    5. Re:Free speech by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      You've heard The Ickle Jones: he should just grow a thicker skin.

      Which of course nicely demonstrates that our Ickle is just another teenager who should fuck off back to 4chan where he belongs.

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  17. That will include badmouthing politicans by gweihir · · Score: 2

    Of course. It is just like in 1984: Language gets controlled to that people may not voice their thoughts anymore.

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    1. Re:That will include badmouthing politicans by Teresita · · Score: 0

      Little is more boring to me than stories about countries that don't have a fundamental guarantee of free speech quailing under laws that curtail free speech.

    2. Re:That will include badmouthing politicans by westlake · · Score: 1

      Of course. It is just like in 1984: Language gets controlled to that people may not voice their thoughts anymore.

      The geek doesn't think. He rants.

      When he does think, he is perfectly capable of twisting words and ideas into whatever new and unimagined form suits him best.

      The geek who claims to speak for Orwell should try reading him sometime.

    3. Re:That will include badmouthing politicans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To me there's nothing more boring than someone posting about how boring it is to hear stories about countries that don't have a fundamental guarantee of free speech quailing under laws that curtail free speech.

      Especially when they fail to even make a point.

    4. Re:That will include badmouthing politicans by gweihir · · Score: 1

      You seem to have some problem with reality. Maybe get help?

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  18. Mohammed is the #1 boys name in England by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course it's on topic. The topic is trolls.

  19. UK Queen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    F the Queen, America FTW!

  20. And journalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When does journalism, such as the Zoe Quinn debacle, become trolling?

    We have seen how corrupt "real" aka commercial journalism of any sort is, whether it be on TV, radio, newsites, or official websites.

  21. Get less time for DUI or shoplifting by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    So why should some get 2 YEARS for this?

    1. Re:Get less time for DUI or shoplifting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forgetting to set the evil bit is criminal.

  22. Chris Grayling is a cunt by Cederic · · Score: 4, Informative

    I live in the UK and I think Chris Grayling is an utter twat. I hope he loses his seat in the election, and that causes a terminal depression.

    He deserves it.

    There are already laws against harassment, against threatening rape or murder, against pretty much anything he wants to try and cover with further legislation. So fuck him, I reserve the right to offend him and if I see him in the street then he'll find out that I don't just do that online.

    1. Re:Chris Grayling is a cunt by jez9999 · · Score: 2

      Careful, he could jail you for 2 years for that post.

    2. Re:Chris Grayling is a cunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parody becomes legal
      Sites come online taking the piss out of politicians
      New anti-trolling law gets implemented (wording open enough that parody = trolling)

  23. Re:you don't like what I say? by Harlequin80 · · Score: 2

    You know it only applies to specific types of comments right?. ie "I'm going to kill you" "I'm going to rape you" type comments. You are free to be as much of a troll-tard as you like as long as you are not threatening someone.

    From TFA one particular example was a girl who came out not supporting a return to professional football of a convicted rapist. She had extensive death and rape threats sent to her via social media. If you were to have written the same comments on a letter and posted it to her it would also have been a crime.

    These laws are separated to libel or defamation laws.

  24. Missing part by gmuslera · · Score: 2

    Anyone that complain about government, denounce abuses, disagree with GHCQ surveillance and so on will be considered trolls.

  25. Human rights violations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    see the human right violations made by england in 2011 alone:
    http://web.archive.org/web/201...

    They had more than 300 as much violations as Iceland, Liechtenstein and Andorra together!

    And this is yet another violation.

    1. Re:Human rights violations by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      got 3200+ more for you: that they've admitted to, is the number of children abducted from foreign nationals and subsequently trafficked between 2007-2012.

      This is the UK I'm talking about, not some Middle East shithole.

      I bullshit you not.

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      Political debates have me rolling my eyes so much I think I got optical whiplash. I should sue. - Foamy The Squirrel
  26. Are GCHQ agents liable? by zedaroca · · Score: 1

    Note that this is coming from the country where public employees are paid to spread lies on the internet. How Covert Agents Infiltrate the Internet to Manipulate, Deceive, and Destroy Reputations, GCHQ’s “Chinese menu” of tools spreads disinformation across Internet

    1. Re:Are GCHQ agents liable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note that this is coming from the country where public employees are paid to spread lies on the internet. How Covert Agents Infiltrate the Internet to Manipulate, Deceive, and Destroy Reputations, GCHQ’s “Chinese menu” of tools spreads disinformation across Internet

      Of course they're exempt from the law. Why are you people as a UK wide collective not outraged yet?

  27. translation by silfen · · Score: 1

    Politicians and celebrities want to be able to protect themselves from criticism.

  28. So as an American.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's where it gets tricky I think.

    There is a possibility that if you rile the wrong people (such as for eg kids of russian oligarchs) you might get arrested and extradited to UK :)

    Its all about the money after all.

  29. Cool. Just as good as China by Toddlerbob · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yeah, here in China, people can be jailed for "spreading rumours" online. Such measures are necessary to preserve harmony in society. It's nice to see the UK catching up.
    (/snark)

    1. Re:Cool. Just as good as China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our glorious leader, Kim Jong-cameron said a while ago that conspiracy theories are extremism.

    2. Re:Cool. Just as good as China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is certainly wrong.

      Conspiracy theories are idiotic, not necessarily extremism.

    3. Re:Cool. Just as good as China by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      you're both wrong. And so is King Cameron.

      Conspiracy theory is hypothesis based on known fact, to be proved or disproved as conspiracy fact by gathering new evidence. For example, the UK is guilty of trafficking children on a pretext of protecting them, where the reality is that they are selling them for vast amounts of money. That's the conspiracy theory. The conspiracy fact is that this policy is enacted in Law (Children Act 1989, Children and Adoption Act 2002) and that local authorities have publicly admitted to it.
      Tinfoil Hat Conspiracy is that which is based on fantastical assumption or claim with no basis in reality or possibility. A TFHC could be me extending the above to say that children are abducted by black helicopters and entire neighbourhoods are subjected to chemical mindwipes after the fact. Utterly ridiculous, which if used in the claim would write the entire thing off as some crackpot loony-tunes fucking head case.

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  30. Wow by Greyfox · · Score: 0

    Must suck to live in a country that doesn't have free speech. U mad bro?

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    1. Re:Wow by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      Which country does have free speech? Do tell, if you know of any.

    2. Re:Wow by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      It's not too bad here, as long as you don't offend our corporate overlords. Especially *looks around nevously* The Mouse. A person does not fuck with The Mouse! What was that? They're here! They know! ... Ah no it was just a raccoon.

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  31. Free Speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think, since the Internet was invented by America, that the freedom of speech should apply to the WWW. You don't like what someone has to say? Cool, ignore them, you have no right to tell other people what to think or feel. People saying, "I am offended by that, you can't say that" tell me two things. One, they don't know how to control their emotions and expect EVERYONE else to bend of backwards to please them and two, they are hypocrites. Everything said can "offend" someone, it's called growing up and dealing with it.
    For instance, a masochist might be "offended" by simply saying, "Oh, what a lovely day it is today."

  32. Re:you don't like what I say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, I don't know that.
    The story gives some kind of example, but nowhere does it say that this would be limited to those kinds of statements.
    Also, that chick just got mad because she trolled a bunch of people and they trolled back.
    Me: yeah this rapist should go free
    you: I hope he rapes you
    Me: Wah wah wah I'm being trolled. call the police.

  33. The law comes to Deadwood. by westlake · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have a feeling that there are some people who would take a polite "You're wrong and I disagree with you for the following reasons . . ." as trolling.

    This isn't about trolling.

    This is about abusive, manipulative, disruptive and often threatening behavior that would not be tolerated off-line in the name of free speech --- because it is the enemy of free speech.

    Free speech cannot survive in an atmosphere of fear.

    Free speech cannot survive when speakers are shouted down, bullied and hounded off stage.

    Free speech cannot survive the mob.

    1. Re:The law comes to Deadwood. by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 2

      This is about abusive, manipulative, disruptive and often threatening behavior that would not be tolerated off-line in the name of free speech

      All of which is subjective. And not tolerated by who? Speak for yourself.

      Free speech cannot survive in an atmosphere of fear.

      Free speech cannot survive when speakers are shouted down, bullied and hounded off stage.

      Free speech cannot survive the mob.

      Unless it escalates to physical violence, your free speech rights haven't been infringed upon, unlike what the government is trying to do here.

    2. Re:The law comes to Deadwood. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So...Free Speech can't survive your typical Liberal approach to political debate and activism.

        Just try being politically active in something that goes against the Political Left. Did you support Prop 8 in Ca? You can lose your job. Protestors will come to your home. In all likelihood, you will be audited by the IRS to boot!

    3. Re:The law comes to Deadwood. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the line is normally...
      is the comment threatening violence with the reasonable expectation that it can be acted on?

      In other words, imagine if someone calls someone out with their home address and says something akin to, "I'm going to come to such and such address and maim your dog!", I don't think that qualifies as free speech.

    4. Re:The law comes to Deadwood. by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      I think it qualifies as free speech. But a threat that seems likely to be acted upon may require an investigation to see if it's going to be acted upon.

    5. Re:The law comes to Deadwood. by stephanruby · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This isn't about trolling.

      This is about abusive, manipulative, disruptive and often threatening behavior that would not be tolerated off-line in the name of free speech --- because it is the enemy of free speech.

      Free speech cannot survive in an atmosphere of fear.

      Free speech cannot survive when speakers are shouted down, bullied and hounded off stage.

      Free speech cannot survive the mob.

      No, this law is mostly about drinking and tweeting, and tweeting racist things as a result.

      In the UK, the maximum penalty for someone drinking and driving, when a life isn't actually lost as a result, is up 6 months in jail. However, if you happen to be drinking and tweeting (and not driving), then that maximum penalty is multiplied by four.

      Free speech cannot survive when speakers are shouted down, bullied and hounded off stage.

      Free speech cannot survive the mob.

      May be, but not in the tweeting cases prosecuted by the Crown. In each case, the mob sided with the target of the tweets, not the offender. And of course, we're not talking about online school bullying with this particular law. If this law was aimed at stopping school bullying, there would be a provision for underaged offenders, which there isn't. And it would be applied to those school cases, which as of now it hasn't.

      ...that would not be tolerated off-line in the name of free speech

      That's a nice idea, but you haven't spend any time around drunk people. When a drunk person gets belligerent, you throw them out of the premises, or if you're not the owner of the premises, you walk away from them. Throwing them in jail is the last possible resort, only to be used, when that person is a danger to others, or a danger to himself (like when he or she is hitting other people, or trying to drive a car).

      Throwing trolls in jail isn't going to solve the problem of trolls. For one thing, there will still be people trolling from outside the UK (they will do so just because they can, as a taunt against the British authorities). And for a second thing, people aren't going to stop drinking and tweeting, even inside the UK, so the angry judges and politicians are likely to be even more frustrated with the results and come up with even more draconian measures.

    6. Re:The law comes to Deadwood. by Tyr07 · · Score: 1

      Manipulative disruptive and threatening behavior, I agree with what you said about that.

      However speakers being shouted down, bulled off stage (I left out hounded as that implies following / harassment), well, you have a right to an opinion.
      You don't have a right to have everyone listen to it and not have a rebuttal, or make fun of it for it not being sane or logical.

      In real life if you kept shouting out things in public, there are going to be people who disagree with you and say things you don't like in a normal public area.

    7. Re:The law comes to Deadwood. by CanHasDIY · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think it qualifies as free speech. But a threat that seems likely to be acted upon may require an investigation to see if it's going to be acted upon.

      Hence the difference between online and offline speech - "I'm going to rape your pets to death" is far more actionable when you're standing in front of the person's house as opposed to some maternal basement half a world away.

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    8. Re:The law comes to Deadwood. by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Manipulative disruptive and threatening behavior, I agree with what you said about that.

      Then I suppose the majority of Parliament should turn themselves over to the authorities poste-haste, wouldn't you say?

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    9. Re:The law comes to Deadwood. by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      next time you go through an airport, make a joke to the officers that you are carrying a bomb - see how your free speech works out for you and remember you haven't escalated to physical violence.

      trolls threatening rape and death are not subjective, would you tolerate someone directly threatening your family? You can call someone all the names you like in freedom of speech (except some examples like being anti-Semitic) but threatening someone's life in not "freedom of speech" in a civilised society

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    10. Re:The law comes to Deadwood. by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      And how do you find that out? You have absolutely no idea who is behind the threat. Sure, most of the time it'll be an empty threat but are you willing to take that chance if its your family? look what happened here http://nakedsecurity.sophos.co...

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    11. Re:The law comes to Deadwood. by silfen · · Score: 1

      This is about abusive, manipulative, disruptive and often threatening behavior that would not be tolerated off-line in the name of free speech --- because it is the enemy of free speech.

      All of what you describe is protected as free speech.

      The enemies of free speech look like you and spout the same kind of nonsense as you do.

    12. Re:The law comes to Deadwood. by Tyr07 · · Score: 1

      Then I suppose the majority of Parliament should turn themselves over to the authorities poste-haste, wouldn't you say?

      Tax trolling?

    13. Re:The law comes to Deadwood. by fremsley471 · · Score: 1

      My worry is that this is laying the foundations for criminalising the obfuscation of your online identity. "You used encryption? You must be a Twitter troll trying to avoid detection".

    14. Re:The law comes to Deadwood. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Free speech cannot survive in an atmosphere of fear.

      Free speech cannot survive when speakers are shouted down, bullied and hounded off stage.

      Free speech cannot survive the mob.

      That's why there is no free speech on most American campuses.

    15. Re:The law comes to Deadwood. by Whibla · · Score: 1

      May be, but not in the tweeting cases prosecuted by the Crown. In each case, the mob sided with the target of the tweets, not the offender. And of course, we're not talking about online school bullying with this particular law. If this law was aimed at stopping school bullying, there would be a provision for underaged offenders, which there isn't. And it would be applied to those school cases, which as of now it hasn't.

      Actually, we are talking about online school bullying, along with all the other forms of antisocial behaviour that the act encompasses:

      "Revisions to the interim guidelines were issued on 20 June 2013 ... The revisions specified that prosecutors should consider:

      whether messages were aggravated by references to race, religion or other minorities, and whether they breached existing rules to counter harassment or stalking; and the age and maturity of any wrongdoer should be taken into account and given great weight."

      Whether or not the CPS has actually, sucessfully or otherwise, prosecuted a school kid yet doesn't mean that they can't or won't. That they haven't suggests that a certain sense of perspective remains, for now at least.

      To be honest, while you can attempt to spin this as a blow against civil liberties and freedom, if anything it strikes me as mostly political posturing: A politician appearing to get tough on crime. And, like it or not, we theoretically live in a democracy. If the majority of the population of the UK think this law is a good thing (and I stongly suspect that there will only be a small minority of people that think that punishing people for the behaviours described within the law is a bad thing) then it's actually his job to suggest and implement such a policy change.

    16. Re:The law comes to Deadwood. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "there will still be people trolling from outside the UK (they will do so just because they can"

      Well, you answered the question yourself. After setting that filter, the next obvious step will be a Great British Wall, pretty much identical to the chinese one, but probably better designed.

    17. Re:The law comes to Deadwood. by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      next time you go through an airport, make a joke to the officers that you are carrying a bomb - see how your free speech works out for you and remember you haven't escalated to physical violence.

      Yes, yes, I get it; the government ignores the constitution and you're not allowed to make jokes. What about it? You think that makes it right? What is your point, idiot? You can't honestly believe that the person who makes the joke is the problem, rather than the worthless morons who overreact to it, surely?

    18. Re:The law comes to Deadwood. by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      And how do you find that out?

      Obviously, the police would investigate if the threat is specific enough and seems credible. That doesn't mean arresting them automatically for their speech, but actually investigating.

      Sure, most of the time it'll be an empty threat but are you willing to take that chance if its your family?

      If you're rational, yes. Are you willing to take the chance of getting in a car? If so, there's no reason you shouldn't be willing to take the chance that some idiot who made a threat might have been serious.

    19. Re:The law comes to Deadwood. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats a common feature of all "progressives" and Mohammedanians. What they want to destroy are the Germanic Freedoms which are at the heart of Western Freedoms.

      Essentially, they and their NSA-GCHQ thugs want to turn Germanic lands (Anglos are a subset of this) into a Mideastern Tyranny and shit on Magna Charta.

      The real, big-time problem of the Germanics is that we let those bastards into our lands, let them abuse all of our freedoms so that they can establish their venomous shite rules (e.g. "sharia") here.

      Or in the words of General Patton "the problem with Germanics* is their naive honesty".

      * From Frankfurt Oder to Madrid and Los Angeles

  34. There are limits to freedom of speach by oneiros27 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Threatening to hit someone when you're in person is assault. Yet, if done over the internet, you can threaten to kill them, rape them, burn their house down, etc... and that should be legal?

    Calling in a bomb threat isn't free speach, no matter if you were 'joking' or not. Screwing with people's lives, even if it's only one person and not a 'terroristic threat' shouldn't be, either.

    And the strange thing is ... I'd normally agree with you about the freedom of speach and people need to grow a thicker skin... but once you get threats of violence, that's drawing the line.

    I've had a stalker, and even though she was just crazy, not violent, I can say that you will *never* understand what this can do to a person. I knew who my stalker was (she worked with me, and management wouldn't do crap about it; luckily, we worked different shifts) ... but you start panicking every time you see someone in a crowd that might be her. You shut down when someone that you've chatted with on mailing lists meets you in person for the first time and expresses enthusiasm for meeting you.

    So, in summary : fuck you and I hope you die in a fire. (yay freedom of speach!)

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    1. Re:There are limits to freedom of speach by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 0

      Threatening to hit someone when you're in person is assault.

      That's nonsense, in my opinion. We should get rid of those laws.

      Calling in a bomb threat isn't free speach, no matter if you were 'joking' or not.

      Incorrect. Laws that take everything seriously are a huge problem, like with the guy who was harassed by government thugs for making a bomb joke on Twitter. We've become a society where even making jokes can get you into huge trouble, and that's not what any truly free country should strive to be.

      Screwing with people's lives, even if it's only one person and not a 'terroristic threat' shouldn't be, either.

      And the strange thing is ... I'd normally agree with you about the freedom of speach and people need to grow a thicker skin... but once you get threats of violence, that's drawing the line.

      I don't want people's subjective nonsense to forbid speech. Offense is taken, not given. What matters to me is whether someone takes action or tries to.

    2. Re:There are limits to freedom of speach by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      Also, trolling online is fundamentally different from real-life stalking.

      Screwing with people's lives, even if it's only one person and not a 'terroristic threat' shouldn't be, either.

      That's completely subjective. Any such law needs to be destroyed immediately.

    3. Re:There are limits to freedom of speach by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      Even the courts don't seem to agree with it. They'd rather modify it with invisible ink than face reality and go through the proper process (constitutional amendments).

    4. Re:There are limits to freedom of speach by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Calling in a bomb threat usually mobilizes police and emergency responders. If we let people who were "just joking" off, then we need to become a lot more thick skinned about when we dispatch those responders. And then when someone dies because there was a real issue and the sensitivity level had to be reduced because the rest of them were "just joking", the first responders end up looking incompetent even though they were forced to their wits end with this bullshit and stepped back their response.

      I think it is reasonable to charge someone for being that kind of asshole which falsely mobilizes that sort of response. Perhaps the people calling the cops might be asked to ask, "are you joking?", but I don't agree with that unless it is a kid or something. Adults need to know better.

      If we don't actually make that sort of speech illegal, I think we should also make it not illegal for the people affected by this "joker" to beat the ever-living shit out of that person for scaring them, and potentially causing someone to die because responders can't take reports seriously anymore. After all, free speech should not make you immune from the consequences of that speech.

    5. Re:There are limits to freedom of speach by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Threatening to hit someone, when the person making the threat is willing, able, and appears ready to do so is actually the legal definition of "assault". Actually hitting them is "battery".

      Yes "assault" seems to be a synonym with "battery", but under the law, they are different things.

    6. Re:There are limits to freedom of speach by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      Threatening to hit someone when you're in person is assault.

      Let me stop you right there. It's not assault, it's affray and fear or provocation of violence under the Public Order Act 1986 section 3(1) and 4(1). Cyberstalking would be covered under section 4A of the same Act (under hte heading "Intentional harassment, alarm or distress").
       
      ...and for future reference, the definitive reference to UK Statute is the UK Statutes website: http://www.legislation.gov.uk/...

      Disclosure: I am a lawyer. I am not your lawyer. This is not legal advice. Consult your own legal adviser.

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    7. Re:There are limits to freedom of speach by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      If we let people who were "just joking" off, then we need to become a lot more thick skinned about when we dispatch those responders.

      Yes. The great thing about my approach is that that would become a necessity. We need to take a more rational approach to this, rather than harassing everyone for any joke they might make.

      And then when someone dies because there was a real issue and the sensitivity level had to be reduced because the rest of them were "just joking", the first responders end up looking incompetent even though they were forced to their wits end with this bullshit and stepped back their response.

      That, too, is something we must get over. There is no such thing as perfect safety, and the public's obsession with perfection only leads to the erosion of our fundamental liberties.

      I think it is reasonable to charge someone for being that kind of asshole which falsely mobilizes that sort of response.

      Maybe you should blame the people who decide to do the mobilizing.

      If we don't actually make that sort of speech illegal, I think we should also make it not illegal for the people affected by this "joker" to beat the ever-living shit out of that person for scaring them

      Perhaps they should take that up with themselves.

      After all, free speech should not make you immune from the consequences of that speech.

      Making you immune from legal and physical repercussions is precisely the point of free speech. Otherwise, you simply don't have it.

    8. Re:There are limits to freedom of speach by dryeo · · Score: 2

      There is a big difference between someone making an empty threat about killing you and someone making the same online threat and including your real life address, the school that your kids go to including their route and such.
      You also don't seem to understand that the first amendment only banned congress from passing laws limiting speech. Nothing about other levels of government including the courts (common law) or even the President (as CiC he can limit soldiers speech rights).
      It can be argued that the 14th amendment expands the first amendment to all forms of government but it is not clear and the fact that the 14th amendment was passed with federal soldiers holding guns on the members of state legislatures to force its passage makes it questionable anyways.
      All rights are limited, the famous example is your right to swing your fist stopping where my face is. Security of person is as much of a right as free speech and serious threats against your person can be unlawful.
      Now it can be argued that this law is too broad and I'm inclined to agree but if someone is making credible threats they are crossing a line.

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    9. Re:There are limits to freedom of speach by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      There is a big difference between someone making an empty threat about killing you and someone making the same online threat and including your real life address, the school that your kids go to including their route and such.

      A specific enough threat that seems credible may warrant an investigation. If they were planning to act, then charge them for that.

      You also don't seem to understand that the first amendment only banned congress from passing laws limiting speech.

      It can be argued that the 14th amendment expands the first amendment to all forms of government but it is not clear

      It's quite clear. I needn't say anything else.

      Also, the federal government is only allowed to do what the constitution says it can. The president can't just do whatever he pleases, even as commander in chief. I know that the government doesn't follow the constitution much, but that doesn't make what they're doing constitutional.

      But personally, I think the US constitution, even as written, gives the government far too much power.

      All rights are limited

      All laws are created by humans. Any law that can exist can also not exist.

    10. Re:There are limits to freedom of speach by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should blame the people who decide to do the mobilizing.

      No. You should not force someone to ignore a threat that they cannot themselves prove is untrue.

      If by that you mean "free speech" isn't free because it isn't totally free from all possible restraint or responsibility, then perhaps it isn't, but considering the alternatives around the world, I think it is also completely missing the point.

      In any event, it has already been pointed out that the Constitution is not a suicide pact. If speech has a good chance of getting people killed by creating a credible, but fraudulent threat, that's in no way legal, and I don't think any less of the government for considering that to be a perfectly reasoned exception to absolute free speech.

    11. Re:There are limits to freedom of speach by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      No. You should not force someone to ignore a threat that they cannot themselves prove is untrue.

      Yes. They choose to mobilize, so it is on them.

      In any event, it has already been pointed out that the Constitution is not a suicide pact.

      The constitution ***is*** is a suicide pact. The ones who say otherwise are cheerleaders for tyranny. The government derives all of its power from the constitution, so it has absolutely zero legitimate authority to disobey it.

      You don't have to paraphrase hardcore authoritarian quotes to disagree with my position on free speech.

    12. Re:There are limits to freedom of speach by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry to quote hardcore authoritarians like Supreme Court Justice Robert Jackson at you. Perhaps you would prefer the more soft-core fascist, Thomas Jefferson,

      "[a] strict observance of the written law is doubtless one of the high duties of a good citizen, but it is not the highest. The laws of necessity, of self-preservation, of saving our country when in danger, are of higher obligation. To lose our country by a scrupulous adherence to the written law, would be to lose the law itself, with life, liberty, property and all those who are enjoying them with us; thus absurdly sacrificing the ends to the means."

      Or just read about some of the other Nazis who have said the same things in this right-wing agitprop piece:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T...

    13. Re:There are limits to freedom of speach by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry to quote hardcore authoritarians like Supreme Court Justice Robert Jackson at you.

      You should be sorry. Throwing quotes (even ones in the right context) at me will change nothing, as I'm under no obligation to agree with everything historical figures have said. A constitution that can be ignored is meaningless, and by allowing it, you are part of the problem. The government simply has no legitimate authority to ignore it, as it draws all of its power from it. The end.

      I could almost agree with what you were saying *if* you were talking about normal laws that violate the constitution and people's fundamental liberties; ignoring them would increase our liberties, so that is good. That is civil disobedience. But not the government ignoring the constitution.

    14. Re:There are limits to freedom of speach by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      The founders made a number of mistakes; obviously, one of them was allowing slavery. But they also violated their own constitution on a number of occasions. Citing such opportunism as justification for ignoring the constitution is quite sickening.

    15. Re:There are limits to freedom of speach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's assault in the US, which is generally defined as "putting someone in fear of their life". Battery is the act of touching someone when that touching is unwanted. (Yes, touching is the bar--not striking.) Not every jurisdiction recognizes verbal assault.

      You can batter someone without assaulting them and you can assault someone without battering them, although the two are typically charged together.

      I know the story is about the UK, but I'm just pointing out that it has a different definition in the US.

    16. Re:There are limits to freedom of speach by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      You also don't seem to understand that the first amendment only banned congress from passing laws limiting speech. Nothing about other levels of government including the courts (common law) or even the President (as CiC he can limit soldiers speech rights).

      Actually, per the Constitution only the legislature can enact laws; the judiciary and executive branches merely interpret and enforce the laws, respectively.

      Thus, as the legislature is forbidden from creating laws that limit speech, by natural course the judiciary is barred from interpreting them, and the executive is unable to enforce them.

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    17. Re:There are limits to freedom of speach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assault is, by definition, the threat of violence. Threatening to hit someone when you're in person absolutely is assault.

      You were probably thinking of battery, which is actually carrying out the threat. Common mistake, don't worry about it.

    18. Re:There are limits to freedom of speach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should blame the people who decide to do the mobilizing.

      What type of fucking idiot are you? My job is to respond to distress calls dumbass, and is our duty to respond to every request for help. Think of the level of mental retardation are you saying when you call 911 and the attendant on duty decide that you're just kidding.

    19. Re:There are limits to freedom of speach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to say, but what you think sounds like wisdom merely reveals how very young you truly are.

      I suspect that sometime in the intervening years you'll discover why your ideals, while lofty, don't hold true in the real world.

    20. Re:There are limits to freedom of speach by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      Sorry to say, but what you think sounds like wisdom merely reveals how very young you truly are.

      Anyone who disagrees with you is young. Furthermore, anyone who is young is wrong. You realize both of those are logical fallacies, correct? I'm actually still young in a sense, but I'm in my late 30s, and with kids.

      You're a serious moron if you believe that anyone who cares about freedom is automatically young; I assure you that is not the case, and I can point to people far older than myself who hold my views.

      I suspect that sometime in the intervening years you'll discover why your ideals, while lofty, don't hold true in the real world.

      I suspect that you'll grow up and come to agree with me 100%. You're, what, 13 right now? Only a 13 year old would preach such authoritarianism. See how stupid that is?

      The reality is that I expect the government to follow the constitution, not ignore it. Apparently you disagree.

    21. Re:There are limits to freedom of speach by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

      What type of fucking idiot are you? My job is to respond to distress calls dumbass, and is our duty to respond to every request for help.

      Perhaps you should rethink your job. Part of the problem is the incessant need to response to every call or possible threat. In reality, a lot of threats are not called upon, so you should be omnipresent in order to stop them all. What that means is that you only care about what you have heard about, and it's just a move to cover your asses so you don't have to use logic and probability to determine if a threat is likely to truly exist.

    22. Re:There are limits to freedom of speach by oneiros27 · · Score: 1

      My apologies ... I was going with the general U.S. definition of assault (which varies by state), as this is a U.S. based website and the "Freedom of speech is a fundamental right" argument is a typical American attitude due to the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution.

      I didn't think that the UK had such attitudes, the 2013 Defamation Act came about in part from people suing for journals libel because they published facts about that person and "libel tourism" in general.

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    23. Re:There are limits to freedom of speach by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Calling in a bomb threat usually mobilizes police and emergency responders. If we let people who were "just joking" off, then we need to become a lot more thick skinned about when we dispatch those responders. And then when someone dies because there was a real issue and the sensitivity level had to be reduced because the rest of them were "just joking",

      Think of the children godamn it!!

      The problem with these scenarios lies in the following:

      Some years back, AOL had a feature to allow people to click on messages as spam. Say a post is spam, and boom, whoever you called the spammer couldn't post to anyone on AOL again.

      And you know what some people considered spam and checked on? Simple disagreement. Simple things like my reply to you. Some people in groups became spam police, and you didn't even have to be conversing with them.

      Hell, even today, there are some religiuos folks in some groups who will turn you in for TOS violations based on disagreement.

      So while it sounds all very well to talk about all the threats of violence or bomb threats (which should be simple terroristic threats not as trolling), the idea of criminalizing trolling leads to a nasty world where you can be the subject of a police investigation for simple disagreement.

      And I don't know how it is in Great Britain, but here in America, a DA trying to prove he is tough on crime will be happy to send your sorry patoot to prison to prove he doesn't put up with any crap.

      It would be a slippery slope if there weren't examples of it already happening.

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    24. Re:There are limits to freedom of speach by dryeo · · Score: 1

      In common law jurisdictions (98+% of the USA, Louisiana is the exception), Judges can make law. This was especially true at the time the American Constitution was written as there was a shortage of statutes.
      Examples of a Judge being able to limit speech include contempt of court where a person can be locked up indefinitely for speech. Restraining orders, where if you bother me enough with speech, I may be able to get an order for you to stay away from me, backed by the force of the law including jail. Various other forms of injunctions can also be issued by courts to limit speech.
      As for the President, at least as Commander in Chief of the armed forces, he has the power to tell his subordinates to shut up, order no talking back to officers and perhaps order no talking to the enemy. All limitations on speech.

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    25. Re:There are limits to freedom of speach by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see some examples of colonial judges enacting new laws.

      Also, I'd like to point out that your response is non sequitur to the point - Constitutionally, only the legislative branch can legally create laws; the only legitimate argument would be to point out somewhere in the Constitution that says otherwise.

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    26. Re:There are limits to freedom of speach by dryeo · · Score: 1

      No, constitutionally the legislature is the only branch that can create law through statute. Even today much of contract law, tort law and property law is not covered by statute yet the law exists.
      Now while statute law usually overrides common law, there are exceptions such as whether the law is constitutional, and that is left up to the judicial branch. Same when two laws contradict. And something that is obviously criminal such as murder was still illegal before a statute was passed as precedent has existed for a long time that murder is unlawful.

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  35. My opinion of the UK lessens by the day. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know, this is a troll post, so I better stay out of the lame ass, poor excuse for a country.

  36. It's not censorship or more government control by GrahamCox · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think a lot of people are misinterpreting the intent of this. Much as I despise the current UK government, and am deeply concerned about surveillance and censorship and erosion of privacy and free speech generally, I think in this case it's not what's being proposed at all.

    Basically, I believe in being free to do as you please unless it harms others. There's no doubt that trolling, in some cases, does harm, but right now the punishment isn't very harsh for the worst cases, and most people that indulge in trolling feel they have the "right" to do it (those were the exact words used by a recent troll who attacked the McCanns online and was called out on it by the news media; she later committed suicide. A pretty sad case for everyone concerned). This is confusing the right to free speech with a non-existent right to slander and libel with impugnity. If you are attacked, and it harms you (for some definition of harm) then you should have the right to prosecute the perpetrator to the extent the law allows.

    All this is proposing is that harmful trolling is taken more seriously, and I agree with that. A judge will rule on the merit of any case brought, and hand down a sentence as he sees fit. This is merely proposing that the maximum available sentence is extended from 6 months to 2 years, and I agree with that. Note that this has nothing to do with the government having greater powers to monitor online activity - the judiciary have nothing to do with the government in the UK. If someone is trolled online and they feel it has harmed them, it is up to them to report it and press charges, and present their case in court. The government are not involved at all.

    1. Re:It's not censorship or more government control by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      "Much as I despise the current UK government, and am deeply concerned about surveillance and censorship and erosion of privacy and free speech generally"

      This (mass surveillance) is just more part and parcel of state suppression of dissent against corporate interests. They're worried that the more people are going to wake up and corporate centers like the US and canada may be among those who also awaken. See this vid with Zbigniew Brzezinski, former United States National Security Advisor.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      Look at the following graphs:

      http://www2.ucsc.edu/whorulesa...
      http://www2.ucsc.edu/whorulesa...
      http://www2.ucsc.edu/whorulesa...

      And then...

      WIKILEAKS: U.S. Fought To Lower Minimum Wage In Haiti So Hanes And Levis Would Stay Cheap

      http://www.businessinsider.com...

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      Free markets?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      http://www.amazon.com/Empire-I...

      "We now live in two Americas. One—now the minority—functions in a print-based, literate world that can cope with complexity and can separate illusion from truth. The other—the majority—is retreating from a reality-based world into one of false certainty and magic. To this majority—which crosses social class lines, though the poor are overwhelmingly affected—presidential debate and political rhetoric is pitched at a sixth-grade reading level. In this “other America,” serious film and theater, as well as newspapers and books, are being pushed to the margins of society.

      In the tradition of Christopher Lasch’s The Culture of Narcissism and Neil Postman’s Amusing Ourselves to Death, Pulitzer Prize-winner Chris Hedges navigates this culture—attending WWF contests, the Adult Video News Awards in Las Vegas, and Ivy League graduation ceremonies—to expose an age of terrifying decline and heightened self-delusion."

    2. Re:It's not censorship or more government control by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I think a lot of people are misinterpreting the intent of this.

      No, no we are not. The intent is obviously to broaden the reach of government over issues of speech. But since hate speech is already illegal, there's no need for a new law. Just apply existing laws to the internet! Done and done.

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    3. Re:It's not censorship or more government control by jareth-0205 · · Score: 1

      Fully agreed. But this is slashdot, so don't think your entirely reasonable response won't be met with a litany of "I have the right to say whatever I want" kneejerks...

    4. Re:It's not censorship or more government control by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      If you are attacked, and it harms you (for some definition of harm) then you should have the right to prosecute the perpetrator to the extent the law allows.

      Well as I read your post that strips words like "attack" and "harm" of all meaning I was emotionally disturbed, punched my monitor, and it fell off the desk and killed my cat. I've reported you to the UK police, hopefully they charge you with several counts because I feel you should go to jail for the rest of your life, anything less would cause me further harm

    5. Re:It's not censorship or more government control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and they should make the trains run on time, too, huh...

      you show you -and MANY/most others- do NOT understand what free speech entails and the 'cost' associated with it...

      (to paraphrase chomsky: if you don't defend the right of your worst enemy to spout their most vile speech, then you are not for free speech after all...)

      you'd prefer a tidy universe to YOUR liking, instead...
      dog damn i hates me some authoritarians...

  37. Cheap way to score political points by MtHuurne · · Score: 1

    Asking for heavier penalties is a simple way for a politician to make it appear they're doing something about an issue without actually solving it. In terms of deterrence, I think a 6-month sentence should be enough: online harassers are not thinking "it's only 6 months," they're thinking "I'm anonymous, they'll never catch me."

    1. Re:Cheap way to score political points by jbolden · · Score: 1

      I don't know the UK system. But if this were the USA the issue might be this: "I don't want a harassment conviction on my record. Worst case is 6 mo which means I likely get 4 mo, so no jail time. I'm going to trial". But with "2 years = felony. The DA is letting me plead to a misdemeanor with no jail time. I'm taking the plea".

    2. Re:Cheap way to score political points by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Yes, a longer maximum sentence, or more charges that can be applied are usually the difference between getting off as "innocent" and having to take a plea deal to avoid the possibility of complete disaster. It creates convicts where no convicts would usually be found.

      And while I have some sympathy for those prosecutors who must deal with the organized criminals who can use the system against them, the reality is that these sorts of escalations just end up causing more poor people to become incarcerated.

    3. Re:Cheap way to score political points by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Right now as a country we don't want to fund what a fair trial system would cost. We need structural reforms. I'm not sure what percentage of people who end up pleading weren't criminals, but it is somewhere north of 0%.

      All that being said though, this group of people are the people who can afford a lawyer. The point was what was the advantage of long sentences for the prosecutor i.e. what it means in practice.

  38. Re:you don't like what I say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And you can have them. And you'll never work again, and you'll probably go to prison. Trying to defend yourself for claiming you're going to rape somebody in court or in the media is going to be one hell of a task.

  39. Re:Mohammed is the #1 boys name in England by glenebob · · Score: 1

    England called. You're in big trouble now.

  40. Re:Mohammed is the #1 boys name in England by sycodon · · Score: 1

    He's just teasing Chris Grayling.

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  41. There are limits to freedom of speach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Threatening to hit someone when you're in person is assault." No it isn't it's THREATENING to assault someone. There's a difference.
    "Calling in a bomb threat isn't free speach..." Technically it is. You're argument seems to be "We can't have absolute freedom of speech. That would be insane!" Which is fine, except for the fact that you seem to be implying that the constitution doesn't say we should have absolute freedom of speech.

    The fact is that the constitution does garuntee the right to freedom of ALL speech. There really is no room for interpretation there. Maybe you disagree with the first ammendment. That's fine (it is a pretty hard thing to agree with); however I'd appreciate it if you not claim that you agree with it if you actually don't agree with it.

  42. Re:you don't like what I say? by The+Ickle+Jones · · Score: 1

    You know it only applies to specific types of comments right?. ie "I'm going to kill you" "I'm going to rape you" type comments.

    What if it's a joke or something? I would think they would only act if there's evidence that the threat is likely going to be carried out, but this makes it sound like even a non-serious comment like that can get you in trouble.

  43. Trolls poised to take over the world by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    When you think about it most of the "mainstream" media is based on trolling. More subtle than "Your mom .... last night ... with ... and ... and ... " yet just the same they deliberately and persistently push the audiences buttons and willfully mislead to attract attention and ever larger audiences.

    The online media is much more aggressive in this regard routinely offering structures granting massive audiences to random people visiting their site.. This is a bit like keeping a stack of 100's in an unlocked car in a Wallmart parking lot overnight and being surprised when it turns up missing the next day.

    If trolling is an epidemic it only got that way because Trolls have been well fed in environments where the objective function is maximizing advertising profits to the detriment of decency and integrity.

    While I can't bring myself to defend threats of injury or death as free speech... this is a worlds away from Malicious Communications Act's "indecent or grossly offensive or information which is false and known or believed to be false by the sender" insanity.

    I find it breathtaking TFA would focus almost entirely on rape threats while largely remaining silent on the really insane aspects of this law.

    Where is that sensational article titled "Telling a fib will get you two years in jail?" ...

    1. Re:Trolls poised to take over the world by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I find it breathtaking TFA would focus almost entirely on rape threats while largely remaining silent on the really insane aspects of this law.

      It's really not surprising that someone, whipped into a froth, would make frothy decisions and statements. We do need to do something about rape culture. Handing government a club which they can use to beat people not involved in it is a move born of fear, and it will lead to abuse.

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  44. Trolling is a very broad term by Beeftopia · · Score: 2

    Imprecise laws give authorities a great deal of discretion about the threat of prosecution. And discretion here is another name for arbitrary power.

    Do they mean targeted harassment or libel? Or theft or fraud? Or do they mean playing devil's advocate?

    Conflating the harassment of the McCanns with "trolling", a broad term, is just a power grab by an opportunist. It might sound politically beneficial right now but curbs on basic freedoms have blowback. Consequences.

    The article reads like satire. I'd expect it out of a backward or totalitarian regime, but not the UK.

    1. Re:Trolling is a very broad term by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      backward or totalitarian? You just described the UK.

      Did England get a vote on Europe? Nope.
      Did England get a vote on Scotland? Nope.
      Did England get a referendum on Trident vs. Blue Streak? Nope.

      In the words of Dele Ogun, the UK is the least democratic country in the world.

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      Political debates have me rolling my eyes so much I think I got optical whiplash. I should sue. - Foamy The Squirrel
    2. Re:Trolling is a very broad term by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imprecise laws give authorities a great deal of discretion about the threat of prosecution. And discretion here is another name for arbitrary power.

      Do they mean targeted harassment or libel? Or theft or fraud? Or do they mean playing devil's advocate?

      Conflating the harassment of the McCanns with "trolling", a broad term, is just a power grab by an opportunist. It might sound politically beneficial right now but curbs on basic freedoms have blowback. Consequences.

      The article reads like satire. I'd expect it out of a backward or totalitarian regime, but not the UK.

      Fortunately, the law doesn't actually use the term "trolling" -- that's just how the media have chosen to describe the action proscribed by the law (essentially, sending malicious messages with the intent to cause fear of violence in the recipient). The McCann trolling (which apparently suggested that the McCann family should be waterboarded or trampled over by horses, according to one newspaper report) may have qualified, but is possibly an edge case: taken individually, the threats apparently lack credibility, but the very large number of them could be seen as an aggravating factor that raises it to the level of actually criminal.

    3. Re:Trolling is a very broad term by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 1

      Did England get a vote on Scotland?

      England-centric much? If you want England to leave the Union go ahead and organise your own vote - I'll even help you.

      But let me put that in perspective for you. Does Europe get to vote in the UK's 'in/out' referendum?

    4. Re:Trolling is a very broad term by Stone+Pony · · Score: 1

      Trident vs. Blue Streak?

      The Blue Streak which was never deployed and was cancelled as a programme in 1960

      vs.

      The Trident that was purchased by the British Government in 1982

      What would the question have been? Would it have included the 22-year gap? Would it have mentioned Skybolt or Polaris?

  45. well how would you like it if... by blackest_k · · Score: 1

    no reread it

    Grayling cited the case of Chloe Madeley, the daughter of television presenters Richard Madeley and Judy Finnigan, who was trolled after she defended her motherâ(TM)s remarks about the convicted rapist Ched Evans.

    Finnigan said Evans, who was released from prison last week after serving half of a five-year sentence for raping a 19-year-old woman, should be allowed to resume his career as a footballer because his rape had not been violent and he had not caused âoeany bodily harmâ. Chloe Madeley faced rape threats on social media after she defended her motherâ(TM)s remarks.

    So basically her mother said it wasn't a bad rape as rapes go
    So Chloe supported her mother (supporting the convicted rapist)
    so then some "troll" says so would you like it if you were raped, nonviolently and without bodily harm? in reply to her tweets.

    Obviously in 142 charactors or less, it becomes necessary to reduce the tweet to the bare minimum.

    So we have the strange situation of an actual rapist serving 2 and a half years in prison for rape and a troll suggesting Chloe put herself in the victims shoes for a minute possibly serving 2 years for a hypothetical rape! I guess chloe and her mother will be all in favour of the troll returning to his former employment too.

    At the heart of this is a real woman who was raped, she is the genuine victim. Not the minor celebs who wish to gossip about her rape over morning coffee on daytime tv, such as chloe's mother.
               

    1. Re:well how would you like it if... by Harlequin80 · · Score: 1

      I agree that the woman who was raped is the true victim. I also am not commenting on the suitability of the punishments, either for the rapist or what is being proposed as punishment for comments posted on social media.

      My initial point is that according to the guidance the law applies only in the cases where "communications that are credible threats of violence, harassment, or stalking (such as aggressive Internet trolling) which specifically targets an individual or individuals, or breaches a court order designed to protect someone (such as those protecting the identity of a victim of a sexual offence) will be prosecuted" (taken directly from the guidance).

      Being a Troll in and of itself is not something you will be prosecuted from. This is no different to if you were texting the person or posting letters to their house. If what you were doing there was a crime it is also one to perform it on social media. So if you Troll go for it, if you want to threaten a specific person with harm you are going to get caught in these laws.

  46. Re:Mohammed is the #1 boys name in England by flyneye · · Score: 1

    Unless it's that guy who walks around downtown Phoenix with a sandwich board carrying similar rants...
    Makes ya think, donut?

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  47. Re:VENOM by flyneye · · Score: 1

    Oh, that's off that one album, by whats-their-name.

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  48. Re:Mohammed is the #1 boys name in England by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess they will line up to suck the net dick to suck besides ISLAM.

  49. Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exactly, how many 6 month sentences have the tards on high given to this date?

    Want to make a bet?

    Social commentary withheld.

    1. Re:Right by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      under sections 3, 4 and 4a of the public order act 1986? Fucking thousands.

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    2. Re:Right by Xest · · Score: 1

      Except this is a reference to the provisions in the malicious communications act 2003.

    3. Re:Right by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      I think you mean the Communications Act 2003 section 127. The Malicious Communications Act was 1988 which was partly superceded by S.127.

      Some cases prosecuted under S.127:

      Paul Chambers (conviction overturned on appeal)
      2011 riots (HUNDREDS of summary convictions following this incident. David Glyn Jones received a four month sentence for a single message on Facebook found to have incited a breach of the peace)
      Azhar Ahmed (also a single Facebook post)
      Frank Zimmerman (6 months suspended for two years for sending threatening emails to an MP)
      Joshua Cryer (trolled soccer player Stan Collymore)
      John Kerlen (jailed over tweets, overturned on appeal but handed a restraining order)
      Daniel Thomas (arrested but not prosecuted under Section 127 over tweets)
      Dale Cregan fanpage (IIRC the guy who put this up on Facebook was found guilty under S.127 and jailed for six months)
      Matthew Woods (3 months in a YOI for explicit Fcebook posts regarding April Jones and Madeline McCann)
      Sam Busby (two months curfew for Facebook posts about April Jones)
      Caroline Criado-Perez (R v Sorley & Nimmo, concerning Twitter abuse)
      Stella Creasy (R v Nunn, Twitter abuse)
      Jordan Barrack (drew a picture of a cock on a picture of a police officer, posted it to Facebook earning him a £400 compensation order and further ordered to serve out 12 months community service)

      Between 2003-07-25 and 2011-12-31 there had been 5316 people found guilty at magistrates courts in England and Wales of offences under section 127. These figures will include obscene telephone calls and text messages as well as internet-based communications. (source: Hansard)

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    4. Re:Right by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      addendum: as a result of the sheer number of summary prosecutions following the 2011 riots, a significant number of cases were NOT RECORDED having been disposed of in very short order (revolving door chambers and average four minutes per case).

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    5. Re:Right by Xest · · Score: 1

      Right but that wasn't the AC's question was it? The question was how many had received 6 month sentences.

      The answer is very few, of the thousands you cite, most didn't even get jail sentences, and even fewer again got a full 6 months.

      Part the problem we have with the act though is the use of magistrates in the first place. Magistrates are kangaroo courts really, untrained busy bodies handing down judgements based on their own social hangups.

      Which is a wider problem, because magistrates sit over many other cases.

      Ironically, the proposal in TFA might actually therefore be an improvement - more cases being passed up to actual real courts with trained professionals overseeing the cases rather than magistrate chimps wont likely me more and longer jail sentences, it'll just mean more cases being thrown out because they're so fucking stupid in the first place.

  50. Re:you don't like what I say? by ihtoit · · Score: 1

    uh... when did I make such a claim, again?

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  51. It's the end... by Darkling-MHCN · · Score: 1

    It's the end of Slashdot as we know it !!!

    1. Re:It's the end... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Slashdot is hosted on US soil, home of Freedom of speech !

      That shit simply wouldn't fly here...

  52. alternatives?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every child thats not on the streets anymore and throwing stones at windows of abandoned buildings, but on the computer trolling the internet is a relief for society, as repairing windows is way more expensive than deleting some offending posts.

    1. Re:alternatives?? by Roodvlees · · Score: 1

      Playing games.
      Being bored is not an excuse to make someones life miserable.
      If you need to hurt others to satisfy your needs, your a sadist.
      We should not just accept that because it's gonna happen anyway.

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  53. BALLS OF STEEL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

    So now UK will jail you for this? Or the one making threats?

  54. F the UK by sabri · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've said it many times before, and will say it again. The UK is not what it used to be. It used to be the bastion of European freedom, the saviors against Hitler.

    At this time, they're exactly the opposite. They're on the front-lines of oppression, limiting freedom of speech and monitoring online and offline behavior all in the name of "save the children".

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    1. Re:F the UK by Pino+Grigio · · Score: 0

      The UK didn't oppose Hitler when it could make a difference

      Do yourself a favour. If you own a gun, go and get it, make sure it's loaded, put the barrel into your mouth pointing vaguely towards the back of your head, and pull the trigger.

    2. Re:F the UK by Pino+Grigio · · Score: 0

      The US didn't lose a million killed in the First World War.

    3. Re:F the UK by tehcyder · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Holding people responsible for making threats of death and rape is indeed an infringement on free speech, in the same way that locking someone in prison for murder is an infringement of their right to liberty.

      Freedom of speech has never meant freedom from its consequences, and the fact that it's on the internet is entirely irrelevant.

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    4. Re:F the UK by tobe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sadly there's an element of our society that thinks it's funny and/or acceptable to threaten violence and specifically rape on people for simply expressing their views. A recent case where a woman was bombarded with these kind of threats for simply campaigning to keep a notable female on at least one of our bank notes comes to mind. The general population does not think this is an acceptable price to pay for free speech, hence legislation. I don't think you'll find many dissenting voices.

    5. Re:F the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, I won't do you pathetic little trolls a favor. Instead, I'll repeat again the facts.

      The UK (along with France and who not in Europe) tried as hard as she could to appease Hitler. HM's gubbermint pretended Hitler came to power legally, ignored the political repressions against the opposition to Hitler's regime in Germany, looked away while Hitler rebuilt the German army and navy and got them ready for war, even accepted gladly Hitler's land grabs of Austria and Czechoslovakia.

      While Hitler was busy taking over Poland, the UK and France fought the 'Phoney war'. That is, they waited for the Germans to loot Poland and the smaller countries in North-West Europe. Jodl admitted in Nuremberg that Germany would have been crushed by a joint UK/French operation during that time. Alas, the liberators were watching from the veranda of that great Empire of theirs.

      A lot of this political 'war effort' of the UK and France was pointed in one particular direction -- having Hitler attack the Soviet Union. It did succeed, eventually, albeit with a slight delay. And this is what brought about the fall of Hitler.

      I'm sorry that this is how things were back then, but sadly, UK did not oppose Hitler when it would have made the difference. It took all the cannon fodder from the USSR and all the US industry to eventually turn the tide.

      Besides, this isn't some distant meaningless past. You can watch the same thing happening right now in Ukraine.

    6. Re:F the UK by Rei · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree. If by "poisoning" they mean people making insolts or dispatching flying penises in Second Life or stuff like that, then it's a bill too far. But if by "poisoning" they mean launching flickering images on an epilepsy forum to try to cause seizures, "doxxing", making legitimate rape and murder threats, etc, then I think it's absolutely justified. All too often is there the assumption that what happens online doesn't warrant enforcement, even if it's something that crosses over into the real world.

      Everyone has the right to free speech, but it ceases being free speech when it crosses certain bounds (shouting fire in a crowded theatre, incitement to violence, solicitation of criminal activity, etc). All of these cases are nuanced and require careful balance, but what they should not be is ignored.

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    7. Re:F the UK by Wootery · · Score: 2

      All of these cases are nuanced and require careful balance

      It doesn't seem that nuanced. It seems to me the question is whether you're in trouble for expressing an unpopular idea (genuine infringement of freedom of expression), or for encouraging violence/panic. The epilepsy example is a deliberate act to cause harm which happens to take the form of a digital submission, but it's not really 'expression'.

      I'm sure there are some interesting edge-cases, but this distinction seems important.

    8. Re:F the UK by RabidReindeer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      All of these cases are nuanced and require careful balance

      It doesn't seem that nuanced. It seems to me the question is whether you're in trouble for expressing an unpopular idea (genuine infringement of freedom of expression), or for encouraging violence/panic. The epilepsy example is a deliberate act to cause harm which happens to take the form of a digital submission, but it's not really 'expression'.

      I'm sure there are some interesting edge-cases, but this distinction seems important.

      There's a third path: direct assault with intent to cause distress. That's what trolls are famous for, and recent news reports have had quite a bit of coverage of everything from people having to alter their lifestyles to cases of outright troll-induced suicide.

    9. Re:F the UK by nukenerd · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What idiot modded this as informative?

      I suggest reading a bit of history before you post crap like this. Just try The Desert War and The Battle for Caen as examples. The British, Americans, Russians and French all fought ferociously against the Germans, and at one point it was the British alone.

    10. Re:F the UK by ComputerGeek01 · · Score: 2

      Everyone has the right to free speech, but it ceases being free speech when it crosses certain bounds (shouting fire in a crowded theatre, incitement to violence, solicitation of criminal activity, etc). All of these cases are nuanced and require careful balance...

      And everyone of those crimes are accounted for in already existing laws. So political peacocking for the sake of their constituents, or whatever they are known as over there, doesn't do anything productive. All they are doing is fuzzing the line of demarcation for what is a crime and what isn't in the hopes that they can grab more supporters or hold on to the ones who are already there.

      Let me ask you for your honest opinion on this; if I anonymously threaten to hurt you, does it make a difference to you whether it's done by phone, Facebook post, Email or snail mail? Is the threat to you any more or less real depending on the medium of delivery? Why then do we have to explicitly state that is a crime if done by a different form of communication and potentially proscribe a separate penalty? Do you think this law actually does anything or helps anybody?

    11. Re: F the UK by C0R1D4N · · Score: 1

      The same could be said of the US and Russia not going against Hitler early. It can also be said that because the US didn't join the League of Nations it lacked the teeth to do anything against him. Seems silly to blame the UK and France alone.

    12. Re:F the UK by Triklyn · · Score: 1

      In the US we have an incitement to imminent lawless action bit for free speech. how imminent/credible a threat is, that is only present online, and is not an incitement to violence for others, is a consideration.

      Freedom of speech is meaningless unless it means freedom of speech for everyone. And the fact that it is on the internet is entirely relevant because how threatened someone feels by the speech is a direct consideration, and if they know nothing about you but the user-name, you don't feel very threatened. Our freedom of speech protections are also directly applicable in this situation, our first amendment is specifically designed just for this, government overreach. This politician would get laughed out of the house so quickly in the US.

      Remember, we let neo-nazis and racists rally, and we let fundamentalists protest funerals and abortion clinics. This is freedom.

    13. Re:F the UK by Triklyn · · Score: 1

      yes, my phone number is a lot less visible than my username... to a specific set. Each of those represents a different level of obscurity. Threaten me by cell, worried, threaten me by email, less so, threaten me by User name... whatever, not a concern. threaten me by snail mail... very worried. that's serious dedication there, and you know more about me than i'm comfortable with. :)

    14. Re:F the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holding people responsible for making threats of death and rape is indeed an infringement on free speech

      Too bad it won't be limited just to credible threats to life and limb.

      Freedom of speech has never meant freedom from its consequences

      Correct. But such consequences should never involve jail time. Throw their ass in jail for.. I don't know, conspiracy to commit murder / rape, that's fine, as long as the threat was credible. But never, ever, ever should someone be thrown in jail for the mere utterance of words.

    15. Re: F the UK by qbast · · Score: 1

      USA is on another damn continent - why the hell should they care? Russia was in league with Hitler and one of the aggressors since 17th of September 1939r, so why would the go against their "friends"? They turned against Germany only when Hitler decided that shared ownership of Europe is not good enough. There is very good reason to blame France and UK - since 01.09.1939 most of German army was tied down in Poland and only token forces were defending from west. France and UK had golden opportunity to crush Nazis quickly and with minimal losses. Well, they paid dearly for their cowardice in the end.

    16. Re:F the UK by qbast · · Score: 1

      Third path is very nuanced - how much is 'distress'? Do you have right to force everybody to be nice to you?

    17. Re:F the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should do what you preach. It is very easy to see who fought how much by looking at the military deaths. Britain's don't come to 1%, while those of the USSR and Germany are close or over 10%.

      The North African Campaign and the Battle for Normandy were skirmishes compared to what was happening on the Eastern front.

    18. Re:F the UK by Wootery · · Score: 1

      Agreed. It's a very long way from being clear-cut.

      There's a sliding-scale from being harsh about the person's conduct/video-games/whatever, up to clearly abusive go kill yourself, and threatening I will rape and kill you.

      If direct assault with intent to cause distress was as simple as threatening violence, there'd be no need for this 'third path'.

      A sincerely disappointed review might, in some sense, be intended to cause distress.

    19. Re:F the UK by sabri · · Score: 1

      Remember, we let neo-nazis and racists rally, and we let fundamentalists protest funerals and abortion clinics. This is freedom.

      Mod parent up. Lot's of people don't understand that this is the tradeoff society makes when implementing freedom of speech: it also applies to speech that you don't agree with.

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    20. Re:F the UK by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      Russian leaders had/have(?) no problems wasting vast amounts of plebes while incompetently prosecuting a war. This was true of both WWI and WWII. The whole "quantity has a quality of its own" thing.

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    21. Re:F the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who has played axis and allies know how the war went.
      The russians threw giant stacks of units at the germans to keep them busy while the british tried to defend their little speck of dirt.
      Then at the end america comes in with a giant army and uses britain as a staging area to destroy the nazis.

    22. Re: F the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither did the us sponsor serbian terror like russia and britain.

    23. Re: F the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You conveniently forget how you nice folks attempted to strangle the german people to death by means of the versailles treaty. That only paved the way for the austrian.

    24. Re: F the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. Nice folks like blair and bush must be protected from trolls when they do glorious things like killing 100k iraqis for the benefit of the war industry and another party. Fuck that.

    25. Re: F the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a long term dissident in pax americana i will tell you that free speech comes at very serious cost. The criminals who run the show will use covert means for their crackdown.

    26. Re:F the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Russian leaders had/have(?) no problems wasting vast amounts of plebes while incompetently

      Yep, it was all incompetence, and had nothing to do with Hitler throwing most of his army, including its best units and weapons to the Eastern front.

      prosecuting a war

      You'll be surprised, but the war was prosecuted fairly competently where the Soviet Union participated. Most war criminals that were tried in Nuremberg got executed or spend long times in prison.

      Regretfully, were the prosecution was left in the hands of the US (Tokyo), most war criminals were spared to help US run the occupied country. Hence the problems between China, Korea and others on one hand, and Japan on the other.

    27. Re: F the UK by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      France and UK had golden opportunity to crush Nazis quickly and with minimal losses.

      France could. In fact they invaded the Saarland, met almost no resistance and went home. The British? No way, unless the Germans had chosen to place their entire army along the coast.

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  55. Re:Mohammed is the #1 boys name in England by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah but he didn't even link to Goatse! What happened to the wholesome, classic trolls like the GNAA? I tell you, this site has gone downhill when I don't even have to watch out for the giant stretched anus when clicking on AC links.

  56. Baying Cybermod? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like a troll to me! Put that sucker away!

  57. Re:Mohammed is the #1 boys name in England by WillKemp · · Score: 1, Troll

    [......] the majority of the population bows to Mecca and Media five times a day [......]

    Majority? What planet are you on?

    You've been reading the lies spread by that British fascist group that seems to be like a disease on Facebook at the moment, haven't you?

  58. Re:Mohammed is the #1 boys name in England by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    Oh, I dunno - if he means counting both the Muslim and idiot populations together, then I have to agree; there are far more idiots and Muslims combined than any other single social group.

    Idiots are rather prolific, after all.

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  59. see a dictionary by raymorris · · Score: 1

    GP is correct. Censorship means proactively preventing publication. This law may well be BAD. It is not censorship, by the definition of the word censorship. Again that doesn't mean it's a good law, it's just not murder, censorship, or jaywalking.

    1. Re:see a dictionary by ihtoit · · Score: 2

      no, retroactive censorship does exist - in most democracies, actually. Prime example is the Hansard record, where entire debates have been erased on Tony Blair and Gordon Brown's watches in attempts to hide their criminality. Fortunately some of us have eidetic memories and reliable means of caching web content.

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    2. Re:see a dictionary by fremsley471 · · Score: 1

      "...where entire debates have been erased on Tony Blair and Gordon Brown's watches"

      Let me think, what's more likely? The established parliamentary record compromised or your memory being fallible? Tricky one for Ockham's Razor.

      Although I'd be seriously interested if you have some proof.

    3. Re:see a dictionary by ihtoit · · Score: 2

      it's a matter of public record. Sort of.

      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/new...

      Health minister Simon Burns must consider himself lucky not to have been disciplined - not so far anyway - for describing, under his breath in the Commons yesterday, Speaker John Bercow as ''a stupid, sanctimonious dwarf''.

      Although the remark was picked up by the Press Gallery, Mr Bercow did not hear it, or affected not to hear it.

      But when he heard about it, he said that no record had been made, implying that he had ordered the comment to be excluded from Hansard, the official report.
       

      The Speaker of the House has the authority to order any word uttered in the Chamber (which has a live television feed to satellite and cable in operation whenever the Chamber is in session) to be stricken from the official record. Said, essentially in public, but retroactively censored hence offering some degree of deniability - if only there wasn't that pesky press gallery which is invariably full for the juicy debates!

      So an incident which occupied the headlines in today's newspapers did not officially take place. The Speaker has wielded his censor's pen, and censored (or should the word be ''redacted'') the comment from the record.

      Hansard is not a verbatim report and comments made by MPs ''from a sedentary position'' are generally not recorded, unless they give rise to exchanges in the chamber.

      But tinkering with Hansard can be perilous. Some years ago, Speaker Horace King was involved in angry exchanges with a Tory MP named Donald Box. Later, privately, Box told the Speaker that he had got his facts wrong, so the Speaker agreed to excise the row from Hansard.

      Incidentally, not too many months ago (July I think it was) a long list of names was read out in the Chamber, those names all being intimately connected with Sinn Fein and alluding to allegations that those names were connected with activities some might consider not quite legal. Like, for instance, plotting and executing the Brighton bombings. The entire record of the live televised debate was erased from Hansard but not before it had already been published.

      Things get progressively darker from there. I have a scrape of Hansard from back when it first went online, I'll have to do a rescrape and run a diff, because I do recall a bit of a panic on when it was realised that there was information in there that the Government would rather we forgot - like for instance, the debates in 1958 concerning the permanent scrapping of the Blue Streak nuclear deterrent (and calling into question the entire point of the V project) in favour of the insanely expensive and as then untested Trident programme, the 1971 nonevents surrounding the UK's entry into the European Common Market with that secession clause that Teddy Boy Heath absolutely insisted and would brook no debate on it being in there which means that Scotland's split from the UK would have ended the UK's Europe membership because the UK would have technically ceased to exist, and the incredible opposition to Thatcher's plan to send our entire Naval force to the Falklands to liberate a few sheep from those pesky Argies in 1982.

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    4. Re:see a dictionary by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I tired to find some information about this but a quick search came up with nothing. Do you have links to details of the removals?

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  60. Definition of a troll? by Tasha26 · · Score: 1

    Basically anyone who disagrees with the government, their friendship with banksters and bloodshed they caused after invading a country based on lies (George Bush & Tony Blair). Even criticising a fast food outlet with "Your food sucks!" or a religion. Free-speech advocates and freedom fighters will now be victims of this anti-troll law. I sure hope people falsely accused will sue the government for all inconvenience caused.

    1. Re:Definition of a troll? by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      in which court?

      Judges in England are paid by local Government and operate in buildings leased through private companies under contract to LOCAL GOVERNMENT.

      Ask then answer: who owns the courts in England?

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    2. Re:Definition of a troll? by Tasha26 · · Score: 1

      the queef?

    3. Re:Definition of a troll? by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      I'll bill you for the keyboard :x

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  61. Re:you don't like what I say? by Harlequin80 · · Score: 1

    These are an excerpt from the guidance. It covers the part about a joke and in essence shows it is restricted to credible threats of violence, harassment or stalking. Like every other law whether you are guilty or not will be decided after you are charged and put before a jury.

    In 19 December 2012, to strike a balance between freedom of speech and criminality, the Director of Public Prosecutions issued interim guidelines, clarifying when social messaging is eligible for criminal prosecution under UK law. Only communications that are credible threats of violence, harassment, or stalking (such as aggressive Internet trolling) which specifically targets an individual or individuals, or breaches a court order designed to protect someone (such as those protecting the identity of a victim of a sexual offence) will be prosecuted. Communications that express an "unpopular or unfashionable opinion about serious or trivial matters, or banter or humor, even if distasteful to some and painful to those subjected to it" will not. Communications that are merely "grossly offensive, indecent, obscene or false" will be prosecuted only when it can be shown to be necessary and proportionate. People who pass on malicious messages, such as by retweeting, can also be prosecuted when the original message is subject to prosecution. Individuals who post messages as part of a separate crime, such as a plan to import drugs, would face prosecution for that offence, as is currently the case.[11][12][13]

  62. Much as I despise trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heavy handed government with already full prisons. No troll will be serving a prison sentence for 2 years.

  63. Someone will cash in by future+assassin · · Score: 1

    Just like drugs, murder and etc... Where there's a high enough risk of long jail time somone will make money off of it. Professional troll services to the rescue.

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  64. Re:Mohammed is the #1 boys name in England by Barsteward · · Score: 0

    well well, now we've got UKIP supporters/Daily Mail (Hilter Supporting UK newspaper) readers who have shown no intelligence whatsoever infiltrating slashdot posts

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  65. Just like in real life by Roodvlees · · Score: 1

    You don't have the freedom to destroy a persons life in real life (stalking). Neither should you have that freedom on the internet.

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  66. Re:Mohammed is the #1 boys name in England by Barsteward · · Score: 0

    don't propagate such nonsense, you sound like a UKIP supporter and we know that UKIP supporters have no grasp of the facts

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    "The hands that help are better far than lips that pray." - Robert Ingersoll (1833-1899)
  67. so much for free speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cameron recently called 911 truthers "non-violent criminals", this new law comes right out of his playbook. so long, free world.

  68. As always... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone will be against this until it they are in the position to use it to silence the opposition. All off a sudden the opposition will become acceptable targets.

  69. But whats the definition of 'trolling' and 'venom' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So who decides what is to defined as this abuse for this particular law?

    There is a legal definition and set of precedence for its application??

    Ive seen forums where anyone not adhering to the cliche think get labeled as 'trolls' for 'offending' people who act out their little attention whore behavior by being 'offended'; by anything that THEY dont agree with.

    So its down to 'who decides' in the current PC environment.

  70. Re:Mohammed is the #1 boys name in England by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Goatse? you mean The Prophet Mohammed's ANUS gaping anal hole waiting for a giant pig to fuck Mohammed in the ANUS? The prophet fuckmohammed gay pedophile ayesha raping faggot ass?

  71. Re:Mohammed is the #1 boys name in England by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chris likes to closet fuck dudes. We all know that. Chris is a fucking faggot lover and he sucks the dick of Islam and we know it. He also performs anal-lingus on the prophet mohammed's fucking dirty goat asshole. The prophet mohammed and chris like to behead people with dull butter knives, chop off clitorises, fuck-rape kids like mohammed did with ayesha, rape kids, rape boys and men, rape and fuck and sucks dicks just like the mentally retarded brain damages acolyte of Satan the Prophet Mohammed did. The Prophet Mohammed was a diseased child fucking pedophile. Chris Grayling , gayling , want Islam and Satan to win, like incest, rape by Sharia and Islam, and clitoris chopping and pederasty. Mohammed the Prophet and Chris Gayling are cock sucking raping pedophile faggot asshole rapist pig fucking loser pricks.

  72. Re:Mohammed is the #1 boys name in England by Barsteward · · Score: 1

    he's trying to earn his spurs as a troll

    --
    "The hands that help are better far than lips that pray." - Robert Ingersoll (1833-1899)
  73. Re:Mohammed is the #1 boys name in England by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And now we have a traitor pederast child raping clitoris chopping Satanic traitor fucking puke named Barsteward. A drunk as his name implies, he likes to a bit drunk while the clitoris chopping head cutting pedophile rapist Prophet Mohammed or his jihadi gay brethren fuck him in the goat ass. YOULL BE THE DEATH OF US ALL, you fucking homosexual devil worshiping traitor pig fucker love of The Prophet Mohammed's dick in your faggot asshole.

  74. Re:Mohammed is the #1 boys name in England by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Tales from the Koran How The Profit Muhammad met his end.

    We shove Jimmy Dean Homestyle Pork Sausage up The Profit Muhammad's ass. Then while the Giver strokes me off I shoot my wad in The Profit Muhammad's face after which we force The Profit Muhammad to fellate an 800 pound Chester White. Simultaneously two Hasidic rabbis open their kosher bowels unleashing torrents of gefilte shit on The Profit Muhammad's head and back while The Giver pumps The Profit Muhammad from behind. After the hog shoots its wad in The Profit Muhammad's mouth The Giver shoots his load up The Profit Muhammad's rectum. Then unexpectedly the Chester White roots out The Profit Muhammad's penis and testicles hungrily biting them off gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated The Profit Muhammad up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampon down The Profit Muhammad's throat and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull.

    We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. The Profit Muhammad is swine feed and by tomorrow he will be swine manure.

    GOAT KORAN

    For it is written in Mine book that goats are PLEASING and HOLY in Mine eyes. I have told the Prophet Muhammad peace on him! that he should try a goat but he is an ass-infidel and pursues young Muslims. For this is pleasing in Mine eyes as well! I hereby issue a Fatwah: May the asses of the infidels be reamed by the Prophet peace on him! until they look like the goatse.cx man who is of the devil.

    M______The
    o____Prophet
    h____Muhammad
    a___./___o\
    m___I______|
    m___I____\==
    a___\______/
    d______||
    .______:;
    F______:;\________________________Muslims
    u______:;\\_______________________/______\
    c______:;_\\_____________________/________\
    k______:;__\\____________________/__o__o__\
    s______:;___&&___:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;|____>___/
    .|\\___:;8=KORAN=*O_________:;____\__\_/_/
    A|_\\__:;________:;_________:;_____\----/
    s|__\\_:;_______:;___________:;_
    s|___\\:;:;:;:;:;_____________:;:;

    ISLAM

    Kill all Muslims. Kill all Muhammadans. Kill all Arabs. Kill all Towel Heads. Kill all Camel Jockeys. Kill all Sand Niggers. Kill all Dune Coons. Kill all Islam. Nuke their countries to hell. Nuke them again. Death to Islam. I piss on Mecca. I spit on the Koran. I shit on

  75. The law comes to Deadwood. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exactly, free speech of companies needs to be protected by fascist laws, or else we might loose it.

  76. There are limits to freedom of speach by aaaaaaargh! · · Score: 2

    Yet, if done over the internet, you can threaten to kill them, rape them, burn their house down, etc... and that should be legal

    1. That's already illegal in every European country.

    2. Threatening to kill someone is not trolling, and any politician who conflates trolling with death threats should be kicked out of his or her office ASAP.

  77. Go, UK, go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another victory for civilization. The internet will be forced to adapt to what we, the Real People, dictate. We have criminalized hacker "culture", we have destroyed gamer "culture", the last bastions of the failed "cyberspace revolution" are falling like domino pieces. You are defeated, "netizens". Deal with it.

  78. Re:you don't like what I say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First, they claim for the people who read the articles. Then, they came for the people who read the summary. Then they came for those who read the headline. And finally, the straw men have come for those who read the comments.

    This is endemic to Slashdot now. Reading comprehension is verboten. There's also a huge uptick in spam on the Firehose and an incredible amount of brand new sockpuppet accounts going around making these straw man arguments.

  79. People who start comments in subjects are the lowe by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Trolls are the lowest form of life. . .

    People who start comments in subjects are the lowest form of life.

    . . . especially the ones behind using the internet to interfere with people's real lives

    Just saying something mean is doing that. Pay attention.

    Despite it's flaws, the near absolute interpretation of the constitutional right to the freedom of speech by the US Supreme Court

    BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

    Every article in the bill of rights has been superseded by law, such as the U SAP AT RIOT act or NDAA. Every single one. You have no rights. Ferguson proved we do not even have freedom of press, let alone expression or assembly.

    --
    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  80. libel, conspiracy is not censorship. Pdoor restrai by raymorris · · Score: 1

    Censorship:
    The review of books, movies, etc., to prohibit publication and distribution, usually for reasons of morality or state security.
    --Oran's Dictionary of Law

    The key difference between censorship and laws related to libel, national security, conspiracy and harassment (including the law being discussed on this page) is that censorship prevents the words from being published. These other laws say that you might get in trouble AFTER publishing certain things. The common phrase used to distinguish the two is "prior restraint". You might ask why the distinction matters. If this law is abused, you might see a news headline like "Journalist arrested for criticizing prime minister". Under a censorship regime, you'd not see any headline at all - the newspaper is censored.

    If information is REMOVED after it is published, that might qualify as censorship - it's preventing people from reading it. The fact that it's removed before it's read could mean that the public can't judge whether or not the removal is proper. On the other hand, if someone just gets in trouble afterward for something they published, the government's actions are visible to the public, so it's not technically censorship. Of course just because it's not censorship doesn't mean it's okay. A lot of things are bad , censorship is just one of many bad things.

  81. Sticks and stones by kinarduk · · Score: 1

    Will break my bones, but do we really need more legislation?

  82. Apple rules! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the kind of thing I expect to see from Apple loving Mac heads. Take your iPad and iPhones and your two year sentences and have a great time! Android rules!

  83. Re:libel, conspiracy is not censorship. Pdoor rest by ihtoit · · Score: 1

    there is plenty of case law concerning retroactive censorship, and oodles of unreported stuff as well. An example of this in print is the Yu Gi Oh (or however it's spelled) trading card games, where certain illustrations are omitted and often replaced with stock filler from the original Korean sets and the Western releases. Anecdotally, a flip to retroactive censorship cost my several hours of my life I'll never get back and several hours of stock footage I'll never be able to use after the dizzy bitch who managed to get herself into EVERY SHOT and even videobombed all the actual speakers, walked up to me after the event and said using not polite language that she did NOT want to see her face on the internet. Notwithstanding that it was OUTSIDE on a PUBLIC HIGHWAY at a PUBLIC GATHERING. I would have happily THROTTLED HER.

    (the kicker for her is that she said what she said over a live video stream, and after I informed her such she scuttled away like a roach).

    --
    Political debates have me rolling my eyes so much I think I got optical whiplash. I should sue. - Foamy The Squirrel
  84. WOW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You Mad Bro?..... VERY.

  85. But we can still decaptitate people. by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Whew. I was worried there for a moment. We can have imams actually scream for genocide and call for people in Britain to kill infidels and topple the entire nation and that's entirely fine. In fact we can allow people to illegally sneak into the country, illegally get national benefits, commit crimes and do all those other things and THAT's subject to muttering approval. But bitch slapping someone on twitter will get you locked up.

    And oh by the way, the gang that raped 1,400 kids over a ten year people with local police protection is still openly out and about.

  86. They are elusive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Under an Ethernet bridge? No, I think they're hiding in VPN tunnels!

  87. The fuck is up with that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone high up is obviously butthurt and now they're seeking revenge and we all know what this will lead to. Outsiders trolling knowing UK citizens can be locked up for taking the bait.

  88. thumbs up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's about friggin time!

  89. Re:Mohammed is the #1 boys name in England by Barsteward · · Score: 1

    after school detention for you too

    --
    "The hands that help are better far than lips that pray." - Robert Ingersoll (1833-1899)
  90. Re:Mohammed is the #1 boys name in England by Barsteward · · Score: 1

    oh dear, has you mummy upset you by not allowing you to wear your sisters clothes?

    --
    "The hands that help are better far than lips that pray." - Robert Ingersoll (1833-1899)
  91. Freedom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would seem the blokes across the pond have lost even more freedom, with no way to counter it.

  92. Sheep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your problem is that you are so use to having your rights infringed upon that they are able to easily convince you (or you convince yourself) that it's really okay.

    WAKE UP!

    Free speech is about haveing the right to express your opinion without fear of retaliation. Nobody has the right to not be offended. If they did, then people would get offended over the color of shirt you wear, or the style of your haircut, or the model of car you have, your religion etc. etc.

    This is nothing but censorship, and you in the U.K. better do something about it fast.

    1. Re:Sheep by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

      Free speech is about haveing the right to express your opinion without fear of retaliation

      Express away, you overprivileged cunt with an overinflated sense of self-worth. You are the scum of the earth and deserve nothing less than to be horribly beaten and raped by a gang of spanner-wielding bikers.

      Here's the thing. Free speech does not trump the other basic principle I mention, to do as you please as long as it does not harm others. There is no doubt that in some cases, your free speech can harm others. And I mean harm, not just offend. I agree about not having the right not to be offended, but it's not black-and-white. And if what I wrote above did have some small effect on you, then think about that. Imagine if you were on the receiving end of something like that day in, day out and it really affected you? Some people might not be as robust as you.

      Just have a little compassion. Is it really too much to ask?

  93. What are you in for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Three convicts share a prison cell. Each is asked, "What are you in for?"

    Convict 1: Armed robbery.
    Others: Pfft.
    Convict 2: Murder.
    Others: Big deal.
    Convict 3: Goatse redirect.
    Others: Whoa [while slowly backing away].

  94. Oh, the UK once again by RaccoonBandit · · Score: 1

    In principle I might agree with having the possibility of harsher punishment for online actions such as threats of murder, rape or other forms of violence. However, this is not what most people would call "trolling". Trolling has a less serious but rather simply obnoxious connotation. I wouldn't call someone who threatens murder a "troll".

    Of course, if the wording is general enough ("venom" used figuratively here isn't exactly precise) you can justify the legislation by the former (i.e. genuine threats) and later use it to persecute the latter (or rather, against anything the tories don't like to see online). It really seems like a variant of the "but-think-of-the-children" justification for oppression of unwanted opinions or facts.

  95. Hungry under their bridges by dajalas · · Score: 1

    These sort of things happen in real life too, not just on the Net.

    How often have we seen speakers at universities bullied, shouted down, and threatened? Nobody goes to jail for this.

    Just as in real life, restrictions on Net speech are too often about gaining advantage or shutting down opponents.

    If someone offends you in social media or in an online game, block them and move on. Deny trolls any feedback at all, and they'll move on too. Don't feed the trolls, and they'll get mighty hungry under their bridges.

  96. Re: Mohammed is the #1 boys name in England by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm confused, is it Muslims you hate or gays? Or you hate Muslims because they are all gay (so really just hating gays).

    It's really not clear from your text. You sound like one of those street corner crazies that rant endlessly without making any sense.

    Care to try again, minus the crazy ranting?

  97. Ambiguous by LihTox · · Score: 1

    The use of the words "Internet trolls" and "venom" leave a lot to the imagine. If we're talking about people who make death or rape threats, then I can see their point. But when I read "Internet troll" and "venom" I think of teasing, mockery, and people saying "you suck!" None of which should trigger a criminal investigation. I hope the law isn't as ambiguous as all that.

  98. Trolling? by ACE209 · · Score: 1

    Why do they talk about trolling when they mean harassment?

    --
    "we are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further."
  99. Re:Mohammed is the #1 boys name in England by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This supposed anti-UK/Islam rant is just a cover for you being our rejected girlfriend. You still love us in a scary fixated way, clearly shown by you dedicating so much effort to this post. but we have moved on and found another (and yes, she is a black Muslim); you should try to move on too, and please stop sending all those 'anonymous' gifts, we know they're from you.
    - Your *former* boyfriend, the UK.

  100. Re:you don't like what I say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I jokingly threaten my roommate IRL. Sarcasm cannot be very well interpreted through text. How will they know what is a serious threat or not? Are they just going to censor joking speech?

  101. You insist on it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You accept it on things like fraud, privacy, sexual images, libel, etc.

    But because it doesn't allow the freedoms you have currently, you think that this is an abridgement of free speech that you do not like.

    This is not the case. It's just that people decide what they will accept as free speech and what they do not accept as it. live with it, stop whinging.

  102. Which is why the law doesn't use it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But instead defines the actions.

    But then again, you didn't care what the law was, you just wanted to whine.

  103. English insularity by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

    Whatever about the pros or cons of the leglislation proposed and possible punishment I find that the English seem to be getting more and more insular and nationalistic when it comes to the internet. Their politicians don't seem to get the idea that it is not their internet. It's almost like the empire they didn't have and are somehow miffed at losing control that they never had over it. But, it is the same everywhere. Politicians are clueless arseholes. Not sure if it is the summary that is at fault here, but you can't tar all trolls with the same brush. Surely trolling runs the gamut from playful pisstake to bullying and death threats - from merely annoying to genuinely frightening - but if I post the Golden Girls song here now - am I a criminal? OK, probably yes...I'll have to think about this some more...

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    http://www.acetonestudio.com
  104. I can see it now... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
    Sitting around the prison yard...... What did you do man?

    I raped a woman.

    What did you do?

    I murderd my little sister

    Hey new guy! What did you do?

    I typed "You mad bro?" to someone.

    Holy fuck, man - you're hardcore!

    --
    The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
  105. Much as I despise trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As much as I despite heavy-handed government censorship, I despise violent trolls even more. They threatened her publicly with physical harm. They need to go to jail.

    And I knew this happens to men often too (the media stories focus more on the women) and I feel the same way about male victims too. If these sonsabitches love rape so much, send them some place where they'll have all the rape they can handle.

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  108. Re:Mohammed is the #1 boys name in England by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The NSA-GCHQ "security" system complete with secret courts, rendition and torture are other hallmarks of Mohammedanic Security.

  109. Hey Mr Government Criminal Headquarters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are lying through all your bodily openings.

    If this REALLY were about "cyber bullying" they could make clearly defined definitions about what the "crime" constitutes. Things like "threatens violence", "threatens arson", "threatens rape" and the like. But what they say is "trolling".

    You know what Mr GovCriminal ? One man's troll is another man's Legitimate Outrage. When you GovCriminals made the Iraq war happen, it was NOT trolling, but legitimate and justified outrage to call out the crime. 100k Iraqis have died because you criminals in Cheltenham and at SIS and SecS did nothing to stop Blair. You are fucking Criminal Cowards and I am just calling you out.

  110. There are limits to freedom of speach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my fucking Linguistic System "threatening a bomb detonation" is NOT "trolling". Go on, Progess-tard to help the Modammedanics to destroy our Germanic freedoms !

  111. Are GCHQ agents liable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you notice how they whip up the "ISIS" frenzy so that Lockheed can sell more F22 spare parts and repair services ? Mig21s (20 times cheaper to operate) would have sufficed to bomb the crap out of those Mohammedanics.

  112. Almost every word of this is wrong by Stone+Pony · · Score: 1

    Legal Aid has nothing whatsoever to do with the payment of judges. It's a system for providing access to the court system for people who can't afford to do it for themselves.

    It isn't controlled by local authorities. It's administered by the Legal Aid Agency, which is an agency of central government.

    Local authorities have no role in running the court system, which is administered by the Courts and Tribunals Agency (also an agency of the MoJ)

    The bulk of police salaries is paid centrally by the Home Office through the Police Fund, which is administered by the local Police & Crime Commissioner. The additional item in your Council Tax bill (technically known as a "precept") is basically a means by which the Commissioner can raise additional funds, subject to limits on his or her ability to increase the precept from year to year.

    I can't wait for your private prosecutions against named judges. With your detailed grasp of the operation of the court system, I can't imagine how anything could possibly go wrong.

  113. You can't handle the truth! by MPBoulton · · Score: 1

    At the moment, these cases are going to the lower courts in the UK where the case can only be considered if the offence happened within the last six months. Even if reported immediately, cases often cannot proceed because evidence identifying the culprit isnt available within the six month window. Moving to Crown Courts will do away with this restriction, so in theory this proposal makes sense.