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Ballmer Says Amazon Isn't a "Real Business"

theodp writes According to Steve Ballmer, Amazon.com is not a real business. "They make no money," Ballmer said on the Charlie Rose Show. "In my world, you're not a real business until you make some money. I have a hard time with businesses that don't make money at some point." Ballmer's comments come as Amazon posted a $437 million loss for the third quarter, disappointing Wall Street. "If you are worth $150 billion," Ballmer added, "eventually somebody thinks you're going to make $15 billion pre-tax. They make about zero, and there's a big gap between zero and 15." Fired-up as ever, LA Clippers owner Ballmer's diss comes after fellow NBA owner Mark Cuban similarly slammed IBM, saying Big Blue is no longer a tech company (Robert X. Cringely seems to concur). "Today, they [IBM] specialize in financial engineering," Cuban told CNBC after IBM posted another disappointing quarter. "They're no longer a tech company, they are an amalgamation of different companies that they are trying to arb[itrage] on Wall Street, and I'm not a fan of that at all."

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  1. IBM no longer a tech company? by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The only computer-related business I can think of with more R&D budget is Microsoft, IBM isn't a tech company? Shut your mouth. Then again, if Cringely says it, it's probably wrong.

    Amazon is clearly a business. But its model is Microsoftian EEE. Sure, you can sell through Amazon, but they keep stats and if it becomes worth it to stock what you're selling, they're going to do that. Of course, on eBay, if the Chinese see you sell a lot of what they've got, they'll start selling it directly. Then you only get to sell to people who care about shipping time and support.

    Amazon is a real business, but their business model basically requires that they shut everyone else down, and not everyone wants to shop with Amazon. So they'll eventually fail if they don't find a new model.

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    1. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Cringely may be confusing IBM with Cisco. That said most of IBMs R&D is in the semiconductor fab business they're selling to GloFo.

    2. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      You might be missing the side of Amazon's business that is one of the biggest (if not the biggest) cloud providers.

    3. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by toonces33 · · Score: 2

      The reports are that the cloud provider part of the business is losing stunning amounts of money.

    4. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by squiggleslash · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Only because they're trying to corner the market. And yes, I'm aware they kind of invented the type of cloud system that they are, but Bezos has been explicit from the beginning that he doesn't want competitors, and he'd rather see a few years of losses with the service underpriced than have a small share of the market.

      I personally wouldn't invest in Amazon. That said, overall the company seems sustainable, it can afford to make losses like the one last quarter in part because it can easily reverse those losses if it ever becomes a serious problem. They're playing the "very long" game, everything they do seems to be aimed at ensuring they're a significant player 50 years from now. To me, that's absurd, you can't predict the future like that, but, hey, if they want to try - with other investor's money - then more power to them, it's that kind of attitude that moves us forward - usually.

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    5. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's generally how Amazon operates. Lose money to establish a dominant market position, then start working out how to make that profitable. People used to comment that their business was to lose money on each sale, but make up for it in volume. It was a facetious comment, but with a grain of truth: Amazon couldn't afford to sell books the way that they did until they were selling enough that they could own a lot of distribution infrastructure and amortise the costs.

      Ballmer isn't in any place to complain. The XBox and Zune followed the same model when he was MS CEO. It didn't work so well for the Zune, but the XBox spent years losing money before it had a sufficiently large market share to be profitable.

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    6. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by weilawei · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, they're selling the fab division and keeping the R&D division. They're turning into a design house, like ARM.

    7. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The reports are that the cloud provider part of the business is losing stunning amounts of money.

      Only because they're trying to corner the market

      right, but just like retail, it's not clear that this is possible,

      overall the company seems sustainable, it can afford to make losses like the one last quarter in part because it can easily reverse those losses if it ever becomes a serious problem

      It's not clear that it can. Amazon's model depends on endless growth, but you can't grow forever.

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    8. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by MoogMan · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Amazon isn't 'losing money' - Just take a look at it's top-line growth vs capital expenditure.

      Amazon is re-invest revenue instead of distributing back to stakeholders, or keeping cash in the bank. Cash in the bank is seen as waste. Instead, cash re-invested is being leveraged to create accelerated future growth.

    9. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, you can sell through Amazon, but they keep stats and if it becomes worth it to stock what you're selling, they're going to do that.

      Amazon takes 15-20% of each marketplace sale. That's a far better profit margin than they get by selling the items themselves since they have to pay for shipping on most orders. That's why they encourage so many used sales. It's pure profit at no risk for them.

    10. Re: IBM no longer a tech company? by __aajwxe560 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, as a former short time IBMer, I think you're both right. IBM core has lifers that have been sucked in and have worked there for years, most without skulls that ate actually marketable outside of IBM (yes, really). This self feeds where the vast majority internally still are riding on skills from 20yrs ago, and so the company competes over the past several years by bleeding out acquisitions it makes as it tries to buy its way into new markets without a real coherent strategy (see everything from storage platforms to their analytics acquisitions over past several years). Its a sales company where they try and compete on their long, slow, stodgy, established contracts, every once in awhile buying a new company and then rolling the capabilities under existing software contracts and agreements, adjusting the margin charge yearly to justify. This hasn't been working for several years at this point, anyone who understands basic financials can see the company has been playing financial games for about the last 4yrs (Money Mag gets credit for being one of the first mainstream places to call this out about a yr ago, even questuoning Buffets inVestment). So yes, they are tech in the sense they invest quite a bit into r&d to establish a patent hold, if someone else comes up with a remotely competent product that sells, IBM goes through this portfolio to attain a royalty stake while divesting itself of the risk. Does that sound like a tech company?

    11. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AFAIK, the xbox still isn't profitable as a program.

    12. Re: IBM no longer a tech company? by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 3, Interesting

      > This self feeds where the vast majority internally still are riding on skills from 20yrs ago

      Like UNIX, lightweight code, C, consistent API's, and documentation? I'm afraid that while you may run into stodginess problems, a large part of my income right now comes from cleaning up after entrepreneurial spirits who ignore some of our hard-won lessons. And I'm afraid I've now seen several generations of newer developers take on new fads and be forced to re-learn, and re-invent from scratch, the procedures we learned 20 years ago.

      I'm not insisting that IBM engineers are currently doing this, but don't underestimate the usefulness of these old skills.

    13. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, they'll make it up in volume.

    14. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it more accurate to say that Amazon makes a fuckton of money, but they spend it all?

    15. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Shados · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Since most of the loss comes from reinvesting revenue, at any point they could theoritically stop investing so much and turn a profit. They just choose not to.

      So in theory at least, they should be fine.

    16. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They're turning into a design house, like ARM."

      Um, I don't think so.

      Let's look at this exactly as you frame it. ARM sells IP blocks to everyone. Who is going to buy IBM IP blocks, and what are they? What of IBM's IP blocks can I choose from? Seriously, now would be the time to let me know.

      I'm 100% sure they have some... Not their CPUs (Xilinx tried that, they're now using ARM), and almost no one else did. I don't know what those blocks are, and I should... Right now I don't choose ARM CPUs (because I hate monocultures, but for other technical and financial reasons), we make our own, but I am considering ARM's register file and memory blocks (the other choice is Novelics / Mentor). Do they have a memory compiler? How about a cell libraries? What do they have that I can't get from TSMC / Global Foundries?

    17. Re: IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How big is your wallet

    18. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by DogDude · · Score: 1

      Amazon is clearly a business.

      No, it isn't. Anybody can create an organization that sells a dollar for $0.99. That's not sustainable, and that's not a business.

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    19. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Rob+Y. · · Score: 2

      Perhaps - but that's exactly why Ballmer's trying to dis them. The only business Amazon is in that Microsoft wants to be in is cloud hosting services. And for now, Amazon's beating them. I don't know whether Amazon makes any money off of their cloud or not. They're spending everything they take in on expansion (and perks like free shipping) - but is that expansion of warehousing facilities, or is it the build-out of their data centers? Either way, Amazon cloud hosting could be a moneymaker. Their online store probably could too, but so far it's relied on low (money losing) prices, cheap shipping and skipping out on sales taxes - none of which are going to hold up much longer.

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    20. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      AFAIK, the xbox still isn't profitable as a program.

      Microsoft entertainment division may or may not have paid off its investment yet but Xbox is profitable year-by-year now. That's one area in which Microsoft has executed well, RROD and Xbox 180 aside.

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    21. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Alomex · · Score: 2

      It is easy to post growing sales if your profits are zero. The hard part is to have a growing business that actually makes money on each sales. Every time they seem to have gained traction on a market (like books) they seem to negate it by offering incentives such as Amazon prime. T

      hey have yet to prove that they can sell products at operating costs+3% on an ongoing basis.

    22. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Luckyo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You're missing the point. Amazon is making a profit, but it's not distributing it to investors, which is what gets flagged as "profit" by finance. Instead they are re-investing profit into more and more expansion.

      If they were to stop the aggressive expansion, they could likely post a decent profit. But they choose not to.

    23. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      That presumes the model they're using this year will be the one they use two years from now.

    24. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by milkmage · · Score: 2

      so?

      S3 - competes with akamai, and azure - cloud services
      fire/kindle- compete with sammy, goog, apple - hardware (nevermind all the amazon basics branded accessories)
      amazon locker, next day delivery - distribution/logistics- FedEx/UPS
      the dome - major studios, netflix - content
      amazon fresh - safeway, albertsons - food
      music/video streaming - apple, netflix, google, MS - digital distribution (and don't forget the game studio they bought)
      and with a "store" coming to Manhattan - retail.
      what's next, cars? oh, wait... http://www.autoblog.com/2014/0...

      amazon is fighting a multi-sided war
      look what happened to the Nazis when they decided to take on the Allies in the West, and the Russians in the East - Germany got crushed in the middle

      if you spread yourself too thin, you risk losing all the battles. (Fire phone anyone?) - a little dramatic perhaps, but
      Wall Street just set a shot over the bow.. the "jack of all trades, master of none" philosophy is going to come back and bite them

      you invest in a company to make money... sooner or later, your investors will bail if they don't see a return.

      what kind of business likes to see their investors bail?

    25. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by timeOday · · Score: 4, Informative
      That has long been Amazon's strategy, and it was working - solid growth that was essentially self-funding. But look at this graph. In the past the "loss" was always negligible - they would run a small profit or loss each quarter while investing heavily and posting solid growth, indicating they could choose to start taking profits at any moment even without raising prices.

      But last quarter's loss was big, too big. That is why the stock suddenly took a hit.

    26. Re: IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can get the float of$.02 on that dollar before selling it for $0.99, then profit.

    27. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Capitalism's model depends on endless growth.

    28. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by alexander_686 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, we can be pretty sure that this will be the model for the next 2 years. Probably for the next 5 to 10.

      Amazon has one of the lowest Return of Investments (ROI) in the S&P 500.
      It has one of the highest Price to Earnings ratio (P/E) in the S&P.

      The only way this makes sense is if Amazon is trading growth for profits today for bigger profits tomorrow. Depending on what model you use, you get 5 to 10 years. Combine that with the public statements of Bezos, and I doubt it is 2 years.

    29. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by alexander_686 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Let me be the Devil's advocate.

      First, Amazon is not "re-investing profit into more and more expansion." Amazon has one of the worse Return on Investment (ROI) in the S&P. That is, it has below average profits on its investments. What it is doing is exchanging profits for growth. It is a subtle but importance difference.

      You are right, Amazon could be today's profits for bigger future profits. That is the general consensus among stock analyst. Which is why Amazon's stock price tends to flop around so much. Stock analyst have to guess what Amazon's profits will be in 10 years, which is shrouded in risk and uncertainty.

      However there is a contra view. That Amazon is stuck in low margin business that will never generate large profits. That the only way to expand is to offer lower prices than anybody else, resulting in a "Red Queen's Race", where everybody has to run faster just to stay where they are. If that is true, Amazon will never be able to generate "normal" profits, so future profits will be small, not large.

      Only time will tell on who is right.

    30. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. They hide the Xbox losses by combining it with other hardware. The Xbox has literally never made money. Ever.

    31. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      But amazon's entire point is to have small profits from tremendously huge turnover.

      Because there are two way to make a lot of money. Sell a few products with huge profit on each, or sell a huge amount of products with little profit on each.

    32. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Hard to know. Amazon is hitting $1b / quarter. They are spending about $4.59 billion / yr in infrastructure costs. They have some OpEx. They are obviously pricing their service way too low if they have to maintain that level of CapEx. But it is unclear that when the market calms down they will.

      Amazon is simply too opaque about everything. As long as they can easily raise money based on sales growth we'll never know how profitable any of that is.

    33. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Capitalism's model depends on endless growth.

      You say that like it's a bad thing. Growth per-capita is another way to say "standard of living". That which provides growth given the same resources is called "technology".

      Technological improvement is increased standard of living from the same resources. Capitalism's model depends on endless technological improvement, and thus endlessly funds technological improvement, resulting in continued improvement in standard of living.

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    34. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      it is a bad thing. we have enough resources now for everyone. they're just concentrated in a few people.

    35. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like one of these "too big to fail" banks. Little coincidence Bezos WAS a banker.

    36. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "cornering the market" - I think they tried that in 1929.

    37. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it briefly enjoyed being profitable on a year by year basis before sinking back into being unprofitable.

    38. Re: IBM no longer a tech company? by istartedi · · Score: 1

      most without skulls that ate actually

      Best auto-suggest/spell-check issue I've seen in a while. Just in time for Halloween. I assume you were going for "without skills that are".

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    39. Re: IBM no longer a tech company? by alexander_686 · · Score: 0

      But that is missing my point and the evidence at hand. Amazon has huge turnover, narrow margins, and is making a low profit - as evidenced by its tinny ROI. Small profit, not large. It has growth - which is not profit. Plenty of companies have had high growth before they went supernova. I don't think thar will happen to Amazon but it is a possibility.

    40. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by ahabswhale · · Score: 0

      When you spend more than you make, you're losing money. It's not a philosophical discussion but basic math. Now, it's possible the investments they are making now will pay off in the future but only time will tell if that's true. Regardless, the company is still crazy overvalued and some people are going to lose a lot of money investing in that stock (some already have).

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    41. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      so?

      S3 - competes with akamai, and azure - cloud services
      fire/kindle- compete with sammy, goog, apple - hardware (nevermind all the amazon basics branded accessories)
      amazon locker, next day delivery - distribution/logistics- FedEx/UPS
      the dome - major studios, netflix - content
      amazon fresh - safeway, albertsons - food
      music/video streaming - apple, netflix, google, MS - digital distribution (and don't forget the game studio they bought)
      and with a "store" coming to Manhattan - retail.
      what's next, cars? oh, wait... http://www.autoblog.com/2014/0...

      amazon is fighting a multi-sided war
      look what happened to the Nazis when they decided to take on the Allies in the West, and the Russians in the East - Germany got crushed in the middle

      if you spread yourself too thin, you risk losing all the battles. (Fire phone anyone?) - a little dramatic perhaps, but
      Wall Street just set a shot over the bow.. the "jack of all trades, master of none" philosophy is going to come back and bite them

      you invest in a company to make money... sooner or later, your investors will bail if they don't see a return.

      what kind of business likes to see their investors bail?

      ones that see it as a good time to go private.

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    42. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by tibit · · Score: 1

      Amazon Prime isn't a handout, let there be no doubts about that. Even if you anecdotally have used it as a handout (I did, too), averaged across the customer base it's not a handout.

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    43. Re: IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not autocorrect, he's clearly a skilled engineer. (Most good engineers can't type or spell worth a damn.)

    44. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Threni · · Score: 1

      > You say that like it's a bad thing

      He's saying it like it's obviously impossible, like more than 50% of schools being above average.

    45. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So far they have destroyed at least two German competitors who wanted to make a profit and did so for decades. Neckermann and Quelle.

      If you think this kind of thing is "good" then you must find 1929 and the resulting fascism good, too. Just that it will start in the U.S. this time. German Intelligence will make sure.

    46. Re: IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bezos is like Chodorkowsky or the whacky Ukrainian lady* who siphoned off gas which was intended for Germany.

      These folks should be termed "Clepto Maniacs" as they worship "Growth" when they should think about OTHER people now that they own something like 5 000 000 000 dollars OR MORE.

      Chodorkowsky wanted growth when other Russians starved. No considerations for those "losers". What he did not calculate was that those losers had their own champion in the race.

      Only Americans can be stupid enough to "understand" a dozens-of-billions-of-dollars BULLY who wants to eliminate more competition by means of "cornering the market".

    47. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Well, obviously more than 50% of something can be above average, as average is different from median, and that probably is the case with schools, but that's beside the point.

      Technology is efficiency: growth with the same resources. Nothing impossible about that, as long as we stay far from communism.

      And of course, exponential growth eventually trumps any petty concerns about distribution of what we have today, which is why the average American has it so much better than 99% of people who have ever lived -- not that you'd know it for all the moaning.

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    48. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ballmer's grandstanding. I'm pretty sure he understands the numbers in Amazon's 10-K filings.

      Amazon made $745 million in income from $74 billion in sales last year, for a net income of $274 million.

      That even seems understated, because they're obviously spending way more to expand their capacity than they need for just supporting their current operations. Last year, they have a net cash flow of $5.5 billion from operations, then spent $ 3.4 billion on purchases of property, equipment and software. Even after spending that much geared towards growth, that still leaves $2 billion in free cash flow to spend.

      Let me put it another way, Amazon's net worth (assets minus liabilities) has gone from $17 Billion in 2010, to $23 Billion, then $27 Billion, now $33 Billion end of 2013. You don't do that without being profitable each year along the way, regardless of what they decide to do with the profit, which is clearly currently to reinvest the cash in order to expand quickly and grab as much market share as they can.

      Ballmer's just jealous that no matter what Microsoft does or who they purchase, they can't convert their windows/office cash cows into a worthy reinvestment, because they're essentially out of new ideas, having mostly missed the ground floor of the Internet revolutions. So Microsoft's best bet is to act like a mature company and pay dividends so their stockholders can use that money to invest in something like Amazon.

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    49. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would they "hide" xbox losses? Seriously, what's the benefit for anybody (Microsoft or investors)? I ask because I've heard this assertion before, and it may even be true, but I can't fathom why that would be a secret.

      Also, if it's so hidden, then how do you know that it's xbox that's losing and not the other things hidden with xbox?

      I'm actually very skeptical of any claim that the tail end of the xbox 360 era wasn't profitable on a year over year basis. Costs would be much lower and sales were still strong. I have no idea what the net return of the xbox 360 is though (I understand the original was negative, and the xbox one is still too new to really evaluate since it's in the less-potentially-profitable introduction stage).

    50. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Companies die in capitalism. No one gets a right to profit in perpetuity regardless of how conditions change. It's expected that newer and more limber competitors will come along and kill off old dinosaurs.

      What you are clinging onto is corruption and pretending it's a virtue.

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    51. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great point, but the stock price is clearly insane. At some point it has to take a hit, even if Amazon is amazingly successful. Also, that plot would be easier for me on a log scale. And personally, I'd do a seasonal adjustment too. Then I could see some detail in that data.

    52. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by JimSadler · · Score: 1

      Amazon could learn from Ebay. I find I am more comfortable with the way Ebay presents products. Also these days if you don't have your product on Ebay and Amazon you will suffer a loss of sales in all venues. People often simply browse without the intention to buy and those products that are displayed make an impression towards future sales in department stores or direct from the seller.

    53. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      There are many ways to look at it. I look from an investor's view.

      Microsoft stock was selling at $58/share in December of 1999, just before Ballmer became CEO. There has been one split of MS stock since then, in 2003, a 2-for-1 split. The current price of MS stock is now $46. So if you purchased a share just before Ballmer took over, your $58 would now be worth $92. MS's average quarterly dividends over the same time are around $0.18/share. Given that the stock split happened in early 2003, you'd have double that dividend for most of the time frame (2 shares), so rounding it up for easy calculation, you'd have earned roughly $20 total dividends on your initial purchase over the 14 years. That's a total of 93% profit for 14 years of investment.

      During the same time frame, Amazon has had no stock splits. In December 1999, Amazon stock was selling for $106/share. Now it's selling for $287/share. That's a 170% profit if you purchased stock in 1999.

      Granted, if you had taken your MS dividends and invested them, you might have earned more in the MS scenario, depending on how you invested those dividends. If you put them in a savings account, you would have earned about $0.05 over the 14 years.

      Amazon was the better investment, even if they didn't pay dividends. Ballmer's just jealous.

    54. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

      IBM isn't a tech company? Shut your mouth.

      IBM isn't anymore. I know this from inside source from different fronts: IBM buys companies, then squeezes the lemon. Then dumps it.

      For years, IBM has taken over departments of companies tired of "managing IT", rehired the people who were fired on worse terms. while they are declined training or any other investment. "Take it or leave it".

      They have one huge battery of dusty old consultants, who have been unmarkettable. IBM itself isn't anything progressive from themselves anymore. Dusty, clunky legacy pile of shit software.

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    55. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by quantaman · · Score: 1

      That Amazon is stuck in low margin business that will never generate large profits. That the only way to expand is to offer lower prices than anybody else, resulting in a "Red Queen's Race", where everybody has to run faster just to stay where they are. If that is true, Amazon will never be able to generate "normal" profits, so future profits will be small, not large.

      Only time will tell on who is right.

      They're basically banking on being the Walmart of the Internet.

      The advantage they have over Walmart is the Internet scales better than the physical world. So they can theoretically reduce their margins even further.

      The disadvantage they have over Walmart is for any given shopper Walmart only has to compete against other local retails, but Amazon is always competing against the entire world.

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    56. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I read what Ballmer was saying correctly - he expects c. $15bn profit per year (and we know that Amazon's story is that they are spending whatyever they might have made on expansion)..

      Their warehousing and logistics expansion won't be costing anything like that amount, nor are there own prices that low - I've never even seen a loss leader direct from them.

      So I guess the money goes on data centers/cloud stuff ..

    57. Re: IBM no longer a tech company? by infinitelink · · Score: 1

      Before I really dive-in, I would love for guys like you to push-out guides, outlines, warnings, "read this, ignore this part," type material. Or at least to link them. ;)

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    58. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM has a huge patent library and is invested in many different companies. A metric fuck-ton of other companies.

      It's more like a conglomerate at this point, because it's R&D teams will do basic research and then when someone else comes along with the idea and does the hard work of implementing it, IBM will buy a chunk of the company. This is a much better way to use patent law than coming in and threatening to destroy the business because they dared to violate the legal fiction that is infringement on an ephemeral idea.

    59. Re: IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, a tech company doing R&D. As I said in another comment

      "IBM has a huge patent library and is invested in many different companies. A metric fuck-ton of other companies.

      It's more like a conglomerate at this point, because it's R&D teams will do basic research and then when someone else comes along with the idea and does the hard work of implementing it, IBM will buy a chunk of the company. This is a much better way to use patent law than coming in and threatening to destroy the business because they dared to violate the legal fiction that is infringement on an ephemeral idea."

      What they bring to the table is capital and a massive sale network of contacts. Generally IBM calling and offering you money is not a bad thing for anyone involved, see Microsoft and DOS.

      You really don't want to be on the other side, and having to pay IBM for anything. Have you ever priced WebLogic on AIX? It's pricing model makes Oracle look like a bunch of Franciscan Monks.

    60. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Xbox division has been a profitable area since about 2009, the other areas they put in with it like mobile phones and online were a huge negative not positive and the division still made a profit purely because of what Xbox drags in. total investment since original xbox they would be close to breaking even or slightly profitable, but for the last 5 years it has been an excellent division for them.

    61. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by richlv · · Score: 1

      amazon charged me for their "prime" or whatever that shit is called after i signed up for "free trial".
      if they have to to such sleazy tricks, they must be a crap company, and i have boycotted them since then. cheating companies might seem cheaper, but they will fuck you over in the end.

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    62. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You say that like it's a bad thing. Growth per-capita is another way to say "standard of living". That which provides growth given the same resources is called "technology".

      Technological improvement is increased standard of living from the same resources. Capitalism's model depends on endless technological improvement, and thus endlessly funds technological improvement, resulting in continued improvement in standard of living.

      I thought capitalism depended on a "free market." You make it sound like everything is fixed -- technology is better, so we are going to plan that kind of economy.

      Devil's advocate, but taking your words literally, that does not sound like capitalism (where capitalism means the opposite of a planned, centralized, controlled economy, where everyone must follow orders from above) at all.

      It sounds more like resources are deliberately being directed towards a specific path, because "technology" is more profitable. "Standard of living" be damned, you WILL take what we tell you is "increased standard of living" and you WILL like it.

      I don't think you meant anything so forcefully, and were merely making a comment (calling the facts as you see them, not promoting any particular ideology, not intending an argument) but I worry someone will take your words literally.

      Capitalism, my assumption, means that people get to decide what standard of living is, and get to decide whether technological improvement is the same as endless growth or not. Or even whether a technological improvement really is an improvement or not.

      I thought the point of capitalism is technology is NOT entertwined or a "given." Please correct me if I am wrong, if this is part and parcel an actual meaning of the word and not revisionist substitution after the fact.

      My understanding is capitalism is whatever sells, whatever is more profitable. These things DO NOT have any direct correlation with "standard of living" or "technological progress" and it can even be argued marketing plays a key role, and the result of capitalism (as you define it) is merely "more and more improved marketing and greater levels of deception" ****** If you want to argue an informed populace/market is needed for the market to "work" and what I speak of is actually subverting the market and a corruption of capitalism, I will not argue that.

      In other words, you may or may not be right, but capitalism IMO means theoretically I can vote with my dollars, and do not have to agree with you, because the economy is not fixed in a certain direction where the powers that be get to decide what "standard of living" means or not, and what is "technogical progress".

      Even if such things could be measured, if a government is measuring such things and directing resources towards them, that is a planned system, not capitalism. It is different of course if such things are being implemented privately with private money*.

      * not withstanding all legal money, essentially, does belong to one government or another

      Correct me if I am wrong, references are great. I just don't think the assumptions you make are valid. If "capitalism" is inherently defined as "technological progress" and that is not just an assumption I am all ears.

      I just don't see how a free market could have such entertwining, such codependence, such predictable, guaranteed outcomes.

      My layman assumption is "capitalism" requires a somewhat "free market" that is not entirely fixed. Therefore, while such a system may or may not trend towards or away from a technological society with increased "standard of living", any such "free market" has no guarantees either way. If it is guaranteed a particular outcome, that is fixed, and not capitalism.

      Please, enlighten me. I don't think you are wrong or right. Just trying to decipher how much is inherently true and how much is revisionist (or even "mostly true") or merely innocent shorthand used to save time (since this is not the topic, but I am genuinely curious why

    63. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technological improvement is increased standard of living from the same resources

      That specifically does not add up to me, in the context of "capitalism."

      Capitalism guarantees nothing about who will see such increases, is my understanding. Indeed, capitalists protest when you take THEIR earnings.

      This sounds more like communism to me - "be happy that is doing better. That means you are doing better too!"

      This part in particular does not add up to me. Not from a discussion where "capitalism" is used in the same breath anyway.

      Now, if you want to argue capitalism followed by some amount of socialism is necessary for people to actually benefit from "technological improvement" I will not disagree.

      I think even the most hard-core capitalist will find it hard to assume that capitalism == everyone benefits, everyone reaps the benefits from someone else's labor.

      That just seems a giant jump, a leap of unqualified faith to me. "Who benefits?" applies.

      I don't see how "capitalism" itseslf can guarantee any such thing. Private property and private ownership can sit on the "Technological progress" and it never sees the light of day for most people. It can even whither and die protected by copyright/trademark/a family company/trust//whatever.

      There just seems no guarantees, at least as far as "capitalism" alone, that such technological progress ever reaches most people.

      I do not agree or disagree, just with "capitalism" alone I find it hard to assume such a technolgoical progress guarantee ever "makes it around" or "is available to anyone". I don't see any proof such things ever actually reach everyone.

      Perhaps in the long run, over time, after we are all dead, yes.

    64. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if you equate having more storage space in iPods with fundamentals - land, food, energy, and your ability to employ others for services (which is reflected in e.g. the cost of education) which is paid from net income and therefore essentially a derivative in the amount of tax taken.

      On those you're relatively much poorer.

    65. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazon is not a real company in the same way that Ukraine is not a real country. It's obviously true only if you're Ballmer, or Putin :-)

    66. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      IBM isn't anymore. I know this from inside source from different fronts: IBM buys companies, then squeezes the lemon. Then dumps it.

      Yes, but everyone does this, at least, of any size. IBM at least seems to get a product out of it.

      For years, IBM has taken over departments of companies tired of "managing IT", rehired the people who were fired on worse terms. while they are declined training or any other investment. "Take it or leave it".

      It's not IBM's fault if you don't leave yourself some breathing room, though I agree that is shitty. Still, if the going rate is falling, I'm going somewhere else.

      They have one huge battery of dusty old consultants, who have been unmarkettable. IBM itself isn't anything progressive from themselves anymore.

      They truly do have a massive stack of useless consultants. That's not to imply that the majority of them are useless, although I suspect that's the case. I've simply met several of them.

      Dusty, clunky legacy pile of shit software.

      The thing is, that's often what's called for. Except the pile of shit part, but seriously, old doesn't mean bad.

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    67. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by alexander_686 · · Score: 1

      Let me clarify my point since you have seen to missed it.

      Yes, Amazon's assets have grown in assets. Yes, Amazon reinvests massive amounts of free cash flow back into their company. For their investments, IIRC, they get a return of 1.7%. The average company in the S&P get around 3.5%. So, by itself, this is the opposite of being impressive. High growth does not necessarily translate into growth of profits.

      Yes, Amazon had 745m in operating income, or profits of 274m. These are large numbers. Can we put them into human scale?

      Amazon has a forward P/E ratio of 243. I don't like P/E ratios. I like to use earnings yield, or the E/P ratio.
      S&P 500 = 6.1%
      MSFT = 5.7%
      AMZN = .4%
      10 Year US Treasury Yield: 2.27%

      What does this mean? For every 1$ I invest in Amazon, I expect to get 40 cents of profit over the next 12 months. Now, why anybody want to do that? If the average investor demands 6.1%, why would I chose a company with such low CURRENT profits.

      The answer is growth. If AMZN grows at anywhere near what it is expected to grow, it won't growth enough this year or over 2 years, but over 5 to 10 years. Only with high growth over that time period with AMZN's earnings yield justify its current price.

    68. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      AMZN = .4%

      What does this mean? For every 1$ I invest in Amazon, I expect to get 40 cents of profit over the next 12 months.

      Did you used to work for Enron?

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    69. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by lgw · · Score: 1

      See, that's the problem: people confuse "technology" with "iThings". Technology is the ability to make and deliver the same stuff using fewer people, less energy, and less raw materials. Automation, materials science, supply chains and logistics improvements that reduce waste, increased efficiency in freight, and so on.

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    70. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me put it another way, Amazon's net worth (assets minus liabilities) has gone from $17 Billion in 2010, to $23 Billion, then $27 Billion, now $33 Billion end of 2013. You don't do that without being profitable each year along the way, r.
      ~~~~

      Sure you do. You market the stock as a good investment for the hedge fundtards to buy, and they'll drive your stock through the roof, even if you're worth nothing,

    71. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your ignorance probably stems from the fact that AIX blades aren't used in smart phones nearly as often as ARM SOCs.

    72. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that math is wrong. I expect $4 profit for every penny invested.

    73. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The trick to this is how you value assets.

      Sure you could read the balance sheet for Lehman, and say look they have a lot of assets. Too bad they weren't worth much.

      Computer equipment depreciates pretty much instantly as opposed to other capital goods. Other assets such as warehouses need constant maintenance.

      I've held this opinion for a long time now that AMZN is just a stock scam taken to a largest extent ever.
      If you start a new project, with uncertain outcome further down the road, you can plan how much revenue should be attributed to each quarter/year. (that's how a lot of companies go down, is that they have theoretical revenue attributed to a certain year, based on a uncertain multi-year project, but expenses are always real, and there's a mismatch between the two obviously) The problem is that you cannot book that revenue right away. So what's allowed under accounting standards is to book MATCHING expense. Leaving you with 0 revenue-expense for the uncertain period.

      If you've noticed, AMZN has been throwing itself in random directions, and it's being priced as a f**king start-up, so people only look at revenue. Oh Look! Revenue is up again this quarter!

      Just rinse and repeat.

      Another thing. Let's say that I'm wrong in my estimate. You cannot hold to be a monopoly forever without government support. It just cannot be done. So if Bezos is stating that he wants to be a monopolist, you know the end result already, nothing is ever different just technology changes. Eventually, he'll be priced out of capital markets, and his whole strategy relies on essentially subsidizing sales. That's a loser.

      Next thing to consider is that AMZN margins have been shrunk, and will continue to be shrunk. The only group that made money was media group, and those margins got compressed to. Everything else is a money loser. So worth maybe $20 as I just don't believe those assets are worth much.

    74. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The scam is that anal-ists are pricing way higher margins, that possible. But we already see that the margins are being compressed all the time. I also doubt the anal-ists are pricing in any possibility of economic downturn. Also they are probably pricing in high perpetual growth rate, which may be appropriate for a start-up.

    75. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by alexander_686 · · Score: 1

      Stock Analyst 101: How do we compare 2 different stocks? By price?
      AMZN ($287 per share)
      MSFT ($46 per share)
      SPY ($196 per share)

      MSFT could do a reverse 10 for 1 stock split tomorrow as AMZN does a forward stock split of 1 to 10. Stock prices would change but no real economic activity would occur. It is same a converting a 1 $10 dollar bill into 10 $1 dollar bills. Earnings? But large companies will have big earnings, but big earnings are not necessarily good. Maybe for a company that size they should be bigger? Or maybe smaller.

      One of the most basic ways to compare companies is to normalize the companies so the values mean the same thing. The most popular one is the P/E ratio, which is Stock Price / Earnings (Profits) / Shares outstanding. I prefer earnings yield, which is just the inverse: earnings / shares / stock price

      $275m in profits, split by millions of shares, which are sold at a very high price, leaves you with the fact that for every $1.00 of AMZN stock you are buying, you are buying $0.40 of earnings (some would call that yield) in 2015.

    76. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      For every 1$ I invest in Amazon, I expect to get 40 cents of profit over the next 12 months. Now, why anybody want to do that? If the average investor demands 6.1%

      You ask why someone would prefer 40 cents rather than 6 and a bit cents?

      This isn't even highschool maths, FFS.

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    77. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Of course, on eBay, if the Chinese see you sell a lot of what they've got, they'll start selling it directly."

      Hate to burst your bubble (just kidding, I love it) but the Chinese do that on Amazon too.

    78. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by alexander_686 · · Score: 1

      I would agree. However .4% multiplied by a dollar does not give you 40 cents - 40% does. Your calculator slipped 3 digits someplace.

    79. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

      No, too big to fail banks are incredibly myopic, instead opting for 'get rich quick' plans. Regardless of the financial soundness of the Amazon strategy, this is pretty much the polar opposite of what the banks did.

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    80. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Amazon is a real business, but their business model basically requires that they shut everyone else down, and not everyone wants to shop with Amazon. So they'll eventually fail if they don't find a new model.

      If your fundamental business model is a fantasy, then so is your business.

      If Amazon can't generate profits, they don't have a business, and there is surely a limit to how long the "jam tomorrow" excuse can be used.

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    81. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Amazon's model depends on endless growth, but you can't grow forever.

      This is also the problem a lot of us have with the valuation of Apple. Yes, it does actually make a profit (unlike Amazon), but it also can't go on growing infinitely, and its valuation seems to imply something approaching this.

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    82. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I personally wouldn't invest in Amazon. That said, overall the company seems sustainable, it can afford to make losses like the one last quarter in part because it can easily reverse those losses if it ever becomes a serious problem.

      No other business would be allowed to handwave away losses like that., nor would they be allowed to operate with a business model reliant on becoming a monopoly in various different sectors like "all online retail" or "all online data services" as this is never going to happen. .

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    83. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Yes, yes, they can. As long as the company over all remains profitable (and Amazon is usually profitable - albeit not dramatically, but its share price is based largely on expected growth rather than EPS anyway) then it can wave away losses from loss making departments as long as those losses are (1) contained, (2) easily reversed, and (3) worth doing if they in the business's long term interest.

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    84. Re: IBM no longer a tech company? by neurovish · · Score: 1

      Actually, as a former short time IBMer, I think you're both right. IBM core has lifers that have been sucked in and have worked there for years, most without skulls that ate actually marketable outside of IBM (yes, really). This self feeds where the vast majority internally still are riding on skills from 20yrs ago, and so the company competes over the past several years by bleeding out acquisitions it makes as it tries to buy its way into new markets without a real coherent strategy (see everything from storage platforms to their analytics acquisitions over past several years). Its a sales company where they try and compete on their long, slow, stodgy, established contracts, every once in awhile buying a new company and then rolling the capabilities under existing software contracts and agreements, adjusting the margin charge yearly to justify.

        This hasn't been working for several years at this point, anyone who understands basic financials can see the company has been playing financial games for about the last 4yrs (Money Mag gets credit for being one of the first mainstream places to call this out about a yr ago, even questuoning Buffets inVestment).

      So yes, they are tech in the sense they invest quite a bit into r&d to establish a patent hold, if someone else comes up with a remotely competent product that sells, IBM goes through this portfolio to attain a royalty stake while divesting itself of the risk.

      Does that sound like a tech company?

      That sounds a lot like Novell in the early 2000s.

    85. Re:IBM no longer a tech company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have some proprietary CPUs that have been used in their mainframes, but I do not think IBM is keeping much of that anymore either. They seemed to have thrown what was left of their powerPC architecture into OpenPower so I think they are moving to become more of a software company.

  2. Bennett on e-commerce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ecommerce is a fast changing world and I know Balmer left Microsoft to go sow his oats in the basketball world, but I think we'd benefit from some insight from Bennett Haselton on the matter, someone outside many industries who has a proven track record for out of the box thinking. I'd like get some insight from him before I draw any conclusions. He's a frequent contributor.

    1. Re:Bennett on e-commerce by flyneye · · Score: 1

      IT is a fast changing world and I know Balmer got kicked to the curb by Microsoft because he was sowing oats and making poor decisions. Uhm, not making a profit, which is why he probably has an opinion on the subject. What a scrub.

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    2. Re:Bennett on e-commerce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Making poor decisions? Certainly. But not making a profit? Not even close. MS posted huge profits under Ballmer. Of course, 95+% of it was because of WINDOWS and OFFICE having monopolies in their respective markets, but still, it's BS to say they weren't profitable under Ballmer.

    3. Re:Bennett on e-commerce by flyneye · · Score: 1

      Microsoft also wanted to delete Steve over the Surface.
      I wouldn't attribute profit to Ballmer, in fact it sounds like horseshit since the news WAS ;he was called out on the carpet for not making profit.
      But, go ahead and feel free to follow somebodys skewed numbers.

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    4. Re:Bennett on e-commerce by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1

      True enough, MS was profitable under Ballmer.

      But more to the point, all that profit came from positive inertia of business decisions made before Ballmer became the Lord High Mukkimuck of the Evil Empire. It is hard to identify any strategy that the potty-mouthed, chair-throwing, murder-threatening monkey dancer initiated that was successful on its own merits. Very hard. The guy was given the reins of the most potent fire breathing profit-making dragon that ever stomped through the free marketplace and he rode it down until it was on its knees, out of steam, exuding only smoke and no more fire. He never fed the beast, nor did he steer it toward new lands to conquer. Nothing Ballmer initiated contributed a significant percentage to MS' profits.

      Coming back to the point of this TFA, I don't see where a failed CEO's opinion of Amazon's business model has much value.

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    5. Re:Bennett on e-commerce by jbolden · · Score: 1

      But more to the point, all that profit came from positive inertia of business decisions made before Ballmer became the Lord High Mukkimuck of the Evil Empire.

      Not really. Prior to Ballmer Microsoft had a profitable OS, Office division with some other misc products like Mice that made money. The explosion into the servers came under Ballmer: SQLServer, Lync, Dynamics... as key players, that's Ballmer not Gates.

      Nothing Ballmer initiated contributed a significant percentage to MS profits.

      Their revenue went from $25b to $60b under Ballmer. That growth mainly came from expansions upmarket of office and server. $35b / yr is a lot of money. I'd settle for just what Ballmer created.

    6. Re:Bennett on e-commerce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was billg's fault. Ballmer was a private, not a Colonel. Surely not a general.

    7. Re:Bennett on e-commerce by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1

      The success that MS attained in the server market was pretty much entirely due to their closed ecosystem and the need for any institution whose secretaries were using Windows to use MS servers as well. In short, MS was able to leverage its GUI interface in a way that limited any of its customers from using a non-MS server OS.

      In contrast to this, in areas where the Windows interface had no influence (think web page servers and HTTP protocol), Linux distros emerged quickly as the front runners, and are clearly the dominate force by any measure other than sales dollars.

      MS' revenues going from $25b to $60b under Ballmer was mostly due to the stranglehold monopolistic closed ecosystem that Gates built, before he gave Microsoft as a plaything to Ballmer, his buddy.

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    8. Re:Bennett on e-commerce by jbolden · · Score: 1

      You are forgetting Databases (essentially no direct end user interface), CRM, ERP (new interfaces) and UC (phone interface primarily)

  3. Robert X. Cringely? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is he even relevant anymore? To be honest, I had no idea he's even blogging anymore...

    1. Re:Robert X. Cringely? by flyneye · · Score: 1

      Nah, he's too busy trying to run his pizza shop.
      Muttered something about IT being a vacuum of wasted time and wanted to get back to things that mattered.

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  4. Re:Wow by LordLimecat · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The Microsoft success (1980s) came prior to the anti-trust stuff (mid 90s).

    You may need to revisit your history of microsoft.

  5. Mark Cuban can STFU. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm going to take a reality TV douchebag seriously?

    He got lucky once... like winning loto.

    1. Re:Mark Cuban can STFU. by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      He is definitely a one hit wonder, blowhard, douchebag. but that doesn't make him wrong necessarily.

  6. Cuban is right by tomhath · · Score: 4, Insightful

    IBM is a marketing company. Their product line is a hodge podge of mismatched technology from companies they bought that doesn't work together, so they also sell consulting too.

    1. Re:Cuban is right by Livius · · Score: 1

      So, exactly the same as Microsoft, Oracle, etc.

    2. Re:Cuban is right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indian Business Man

      That's what they do now in my experience. Outsource and H1b as much as they can.

  7. I'm a nerd... by Feadin · · Score: 1

    ...and I don't care.

  8. Well it's Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well this is the same guy that said that the iPhone would never sell. Also the iPad was a "bubble". At the time I thought he was just cheerleading for MS and Windows because he was CEO. Now upon hearing that he's purging the LA Clippers of all non MS gear it appears that he has a strong bias.

    1. Re:Well it's Ballmer by flyneye · · Score: 1

      I parallel his career with that of Marilyn Manson. He was a thing for a while, had his controversy and publicity. Now everyone has had enough of the ride and has moved on. Look for Steve to host the Tech segment on HSN in the future, with negotiations for Hollywood squares in the works. Steve always had his eye on Don Knotts square.

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    2. Re:Well it's Ballmer by binarylarry · · Score: 2

      I think this may be a sign to buy Amazon stock, the patented Ballmer Reverse Bellweather has just indicated they're going to have a huge, massive 2016.

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  9. Balmer is a smart man. by Severus+Snape · · Score: 2

    He knows fine well Amazon could start generating profits whenever they want. It is a crazy business model they have but it continues to work well for them. Every year they have more fingers in a plethora of interconnected pies.

    1. Re:Balmer is a smart man. by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Every time you turn around, Amazon seems to be announcing some new feature, product, or service. I mean, off the top of my head, Amazon is:

      The Internet Mall of Everything (which is nice, because you can buy everything from breakfast cereal to plasma TV's without having to re-register for ANOTHER website and feed yet another vendor your CC info).
      A cloud service provider
      A streaming video service
      A music service
      A mechanical turk service
      A eBook service
      A cell phone maker(sure, this one is still small, but its a thing)
      A tablet maker
      runs an alternate android app store
      A online payments service
      and thats just the surface layer, without drilling down into the details.

      Obviously, to some degree, they don't charge enough for all these things, but as others here have said, they are basically aiming at being the go-to choice for that service, then finding a way to get more money out of it.

      This may not be the best example, but lets equate it to Minecraft. (or any of a host of other paid alpha games) At first, it was free and buggy, and people played it. Then, as they added more and more features, more and more people where drawn to it, and they released the first paid version, at a low cost, and people paid because they liked the product. Then, as they added more and more features and players to the product, they slowly adjusted the price to match. This model made Minecraft a hilarious amount of money, and made them the "Go-To" pixelated block building game, despite there being a few dozen near identical clones out there.

      This is what I think Amazon doing with a lot of its services. Become the go to name, grandfather your original (beta test) customers even if only for a limited duration grandfathering (free for the next 2 years) and then charge the newcomers a fair market price for the service, where fair market price is whatever Amazon wants because they ARE the market.

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    2. Re:Balmer is a smart man. by CrashNBrn · · Score: 1

      Amazon hasn't cancelled any of their products or services either...

    3. Re:Balmer is a smart man. by bigtreeman · · Score: 1

      Ballmer's a dick who talks crap, and Severus Snape is obviously young because he can't spell. Ballmer put Micro$oft down the toilet.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

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    4. Re:Balmer is a smart man. by WillAdams · · Score: 1

      Actually, there was an early ebook reader, predating the Kindle, which Amazon supported and then discontinued.

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    5. Re:Balmer is a smart man. by CrashNBrn · · Score: 1

      Does that really count though, if they've released a whole revised similar product-line?

  10. Re:Wow by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Informative

    You're a decade out. Microsoft's initial success was Microsoft BASIC, which was actually pretty good, back in the '70s. IBM wanted them to port BASIC to the PC and, when their negotiations for CP/M as the OS fell through, asked MS to write them an OS too. MS bought QDOS and rebranded it (and there was a lawsuit later about this, so it's probably the first instance of interesting business practices by MS). They also sold MS DOS to PC clone makers, which helped cement them in the market. At the time, there were a number of MS DOS clones that were better, but they made their other products depend on their own version to force others out of the market. By the '90s, with Windows 3.0 only running on MS DOS, they were getting pretty good at it...

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  11. Re:Is Microsoft a company? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Informative

    You might want to read some news from the last decade. Microsoft started paying dividends in 2003 and has paid them annually. When they started, investors were unhappy because it showed that they no longer thought that the best thing to do to increase value was to invest the money in the company.

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  12. The US tech industry by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Although I came in the tech field quite late (in the 1970's) I've still been around the block a few times, so here's my take ...

    IBM
    IBM was a sales company with strong tech foundation. Was. Now IBM has turned into a service company

    Cisco
    Cisco's strength was derived from teams of cracked engineers churning out amazing communication hardware. Was. Now that the cracked teams of engineers have mostly left Cisco has turned more and more like an Indian company

    Microsoft
    Microsoft used to be THE company that sells software that corporations need (from OS to their office suites). Used to. Now Microsoft is a company clinging onto new versions of legacy software

    Apple
    Apple used to be a very brave company that dare to come up with strange products that people crave for. Used to. Now Apple, much like Microsoft, is a company clingong onto new versions of legacy hardware

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    1. Re:The US tech industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft
      Microsoft used to be THE company that sells software that corporations need (from OS to their office suites). Used to. Now Microsoft is a company clinging onto new versions of legacy software

      Trouble is that Ballmer is just a dicksplat dickhead tosser with a gob that is itching to be filled with concrete along with very fetching matching wellies :-) ..

    2. Re:The US tech industry by LordKronos · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Apple clings so much to legacy hardware that the CPU clock speed of their new entry-level Mac mini is nearly the same as a decade ago.

      That's not apple. That's the entire CPU industry in general. Clock speed, we are right around where we were a decade ago. And that has nothing to do with clinging, but rather what's realistically possible. CPU speed used to increase rapidly because it was the easy way to increase performance year after year. Then we started getting into diminishing returns....smaller improvements in performance even while power consumption and cooling requirements grew rapidly. So now they've learned they need to focus their improvements on both multi-core design as well as per-clock execution efficiency.

    3. Re:The US tech industry by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      Have you even seen the low-end 2014 Mac mini? It's a 1.5GHz CPU that's supposed to go in ultra-portables. The worst part is, that CPU is more expensive than a regular CPU, so Apple made two mistakes in what is supposed to be their entry model to OS X.

    4. Re:The US tech industry by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1

      .

      Trouble is that Ballmer is just a dicksplat dickhead tosser with a gob that is itching to be filled with concrete along with very fetching matching wellies :-) ..

      .

      Really?

      I thought he was the potty-mouthed, chair-throwing, murder-threatening monkey dancer.

      Oh wait... I guess those two descriptions are not mutually exclusive...

      .

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    5. Re:The US tech industry by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Apple made two mistakes

      Yes, I'm sure there is no market for a low-power quiet mini OSX computer.

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    6. Re:The US tech industry by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      My 2011 mac mini will last well into 2020. Do you have a point?

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    7. Re:The US tech industry by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'm sure there is no market for a low-power quiet mini OSX computer.

      There is, but by making it just a few CCs larger (for a bigger cooler) they could also have made it cheaper and faster. But presumably, that would eat into sales of still more expensive products with larger margins, so that would be a mistake for them. Which just underscores the point of how bad a deal you're getting when you buy Apple hardware.

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    8. Re:The US tech industry by justaguy516 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, ARM is doing excellent work as a CPU (design) company. The whole smartphone/tablet business is riding on their coat-tails. So is nVidia.

    9. Re:The US tech industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ARM is a British company.

    10. Re:The US tech industry by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      The Mac mini is supposed to be the entry-level Mac. By using a desktop CPU instead of a more expensive, low-voltage and slower laptop CPU, the Mac mini would have been cheaper and more powerful. There used to be a quad-core i7 option before Haswell and those dissipated even more heat so it's not a problem with the size of the case.

    11. Re:The US tech industry by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      The CPU in your 2011 Mac mini, whatever model you have, is clocked higher than the low-end 2014 Mac mini. I expect more than 1.5GHz in 2014 for a desktop Mac.

    12. Re:The US tech industry by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Microsoft used to be THE company that sells software that corporations need (from OS to their office suites). Used to. Now Microsoft is a company clinging onto new versions of legacy software

      I agree for the most part on your points. But for major products like Office, we see people here agreeing quite often that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. And that is valid too... it is a good product even now. But sure, now they seem to be more interested in catching up and copying other companies' ideas than innovating; or even being clever and visionary enough to understand which companies have truly good new ideas and products before they buy them.

      What I think is ironic in all this, is it is my understanding that Ballmer was at the helm for most of the time when this mental and innovative contraction took place. Even more interesting is that Microsoft stock went up when he finally left. My take on that is that he's not really qualified to make any judgements on other companies.

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    13. Re:The US tech industry by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      My 2011 mac mini will last well into 2020.

      That really depends on what you do with it.

      If you need to run software that uses 20GB of RAM (very likely 5 years from now), you're SOL. If you want to play the latest games at high resolution, or want to drive a 4K monitor, you're SOL. If you want to use a USB 4.0 or Thunderbolt 3 (for example) peripheral at full speed, you're SOL, and depending on the updates to some of the connection standards you might not be able to use it at all.

      These aren't all flaws with the Mac Mini specifically, but rather any computer with no generic (e.g., PCIe slots) upgrade options. Still, an only slightly larger form factor (mini-ITX) can often give you at least two slots...one for video and one for something else, and most generic motherboards offer more memory slots than you get on any all-in-one from any company.

    14. Re:The US tech industry by jbolden · · Score: 1

      What you are describing is the old macbook line. They used to have a macbook and a macbook air. The macbook was designed to be much cheaper than the macbook pro, while the air was slower but much lighter and thinner. At this point they can do an air type design for $1k not $4k. So there is no reason to offer the macbook. If you want performance buy the pro. If you want value for your money, and don't care about design, buy an HP.

    15. Re:The US tech industry by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      It's worth noting that direct comparison to P4s high clock speeds can't be made because that family had a longer pipeline and a crippled FP implementation. It was a bad idea driven by marketing to fight in the MHz wars. We are better off that those days are long gone. Modern devices are faster in real terms disregarding clock speeds.

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    16. Re:The US tech industry by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      If you need to run software that uses 20GB of RAM (very likely 5 years from now), you're SOL.

      Like you said, it really depends on what you do with it. OS and office applications have mostly stabilized on requirements. Image viewing, even graphic viewing is no longer a sticking point, every computer in the last decade or so can handle high definition video. If he wants to upgrade to 4K or something he'd need a new video card, which should contain enough of it's own processing ability that all all the computer has to do is feed IT the minimally preprocessed video stream for decoding and display.

      If his gaming style is less 3D shooter and more 'bejeweled', again, no need for new. Even then, with today's reliance on platforms even most 3D computer games come relatively crippled and/or able to downgrade to surprisingly low box requirements and still be playable.

      Doing video stuff might work, but again, he'd actually have to do that.

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    17. Re:The US tech industry by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Informative

      As many folks have already pointed out in other threads on the subject, Intel screwed up the Haswell line by using an entirely different pinout on the i7 than on the i5. The result is that any motherboard with soldered-on chips has to be specifically designed for one or the other.

      Apple chose the i5, presumably because that's the hardware grade where most of the Mini's sales came from, rather than doubling their R&D cost by building two very different motherboards.

      Here's hoping Intel doesn't screw up Broadwell in the same way.

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    18. Re:The US tech industry by jbolden · · Score: 1

      The Mac mini is getting to be a terrible value NQA. On the low end it offers a very cheap entry point. On the high end it is a ripoff. The iMacs are overpriced and they seem like a better deal.

    19. Re:The US tech industry by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      I expect more than 1.5GHz in 2014 for a desktop Mac.

      Then you obviously are in the market for a new Mac Pro.

      You know you are. Feel the force.

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    20. Re:The US tech industry by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      Thank you, I didn't know about the different pinout.

      But Apple could still have used something better than 1.5GHz in the entry-level model. Even the 50$CAD Celeron in my gaming PC runs at 2.8GHz.

    21. Re:The US tech industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Impossible because feudalism socialised medicine and teeth.

    22. Re:The US tech industry by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      But it's already five years out of fashion.

      But in 2020 it'll be the total king (more like queen - ed) of retro hipness.

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    23. Re:The US tech industry by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      The Mac mini is supposed to be the entry-level Mac. By using a desktop CPU instead of a more expensive, low-voltage and slower laptop CPU, the Mac mini would have been cheaper and more powerful.

      The Mac mini line was introduced to target the "living room PC" market that Cube etc opened up a decade ago, hence needed to be near-silent. If the same line can satisfy style-conscious* entry-level desktop users, all the better.

      ( * Whether you or I agree with their sense of style is irrelevant, Apple is often a style choice. )

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    24. Re:The US tech industry by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      So? There are plenty of AV components that are much larger than a current Mac Mini. The requirement for the Mac Mini to be as small as it is is entirely artificial.

      This is evidenced by the legion of actual "living room" devices as opposed to the Mini which is just a wannabe.

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    25. Re:The US tech industry by gnasher719 · · Score: 2

      But Apple could still have used something better than 1.5GHz in the entry-level model. Even the 50$CAD Celeron in my gaming PC runs at 2.8GHz.

      Modern Intel processors don't run at a fixed speed, the speed is from X GHz to Y GHz. Unlike most manufacturers, Apple advertises the lowest speed. The current entry level Mac Mini has a clock speed from 1.4 GHz to 2.7 GHz, Apple sells it as 1.4 GHz. And an i5 runs circles around a Celeron at comparable clock speed.

    26. Re:The US tech industry by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > My 2011 mac mini will last well into 2020. Do you have a point?

      That's funny because all of my pre-ION era Minis are DEAD.

      So is my ION style Mini. It DIED FIRST.

      Now that's DEAD and not just obsolete. They become obsolete long before they gave up the ghost.

      I nearly forgot. My pre-ION Minis were ORPHANED by Apple. So even if they weren't obsolete and not DEAD, there would be no current Apple OS to run on them.

      Don't believe the hype.

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    27. Re:The US tech industry by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      If he wants to upgrade to 4K or something he'd need a new video card, which should contain enough of it's own processing ability that all all the computer has to do is feed IT the minimally preprocessed video stream for decoding and display.

      The Mac Mini has no component that can be upgraded other than the RAM (which is limited to 16GB). The video controller is soldered onto the motherboard, and there are no expansion slots. Thus, if you want to do anything with a particular model Mac Mini that Apple didn't anticipate, you have to buy another computer.

    28. Re:The US tech industry by flargleblarg · · Score: 1

      Have you even seen the low-end 2014 Mac mini? It's a 1.5GHz CPU that's supposed to go in ultra-portables. The worst part is, that CPU is more expensive than a regular CPU, so Apple made two mistakes in what is supposed to be their entry model to OS X.

      I just realized what they're doing. By artificially crippling the latest generation of Mac Mini, it will mean they can claim greater gains later when they switch from Intel to ARM. Mac Mini and MacBook Air will probably be the first lines to switch.

    29. Re:The US tech industry by sootman · · Score: 2

      Apple used to be a very brave company that dare to come up with strange products that people crave for. Used to. Now Apple, much like Microsoft, is a company clingong onto new versions of legacy hardware

      iPod: 2001. iPhone: 2007. iPad: 2010. Watch: 2014.

      Has ANYONE else made that many new categories of hardware that fast, that well, and that successfully? Did any other PC maker EVER do anything more than "just like last year's, but faster/bigger/smaller/cheaper/color/sound/video/etc"? Who -- Dell? HP? Compaq? Asus? Lenovo? IBM? Packard Bell? Palm? Sony? I'm asking seriously -- what companies, in your opinion, did or are doing things right?

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    30. Re: The US tech industry by LordLucless · · Score: 3, Informative

      MP3 players existed before the iPod
      Smartphones existed before the iPhone
      Tablets existed before the iPad
      Smartwatches exist, and the iWatch doesn't

      Apple doesn't create new categories; they polish and popularise them - sort of the way Blizzard has done with the RTS, action-RPG, and MMO genres in gaming.

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    31. Re: The US tech industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Apple didn't invent the mp3 player, the smartphone, the tablet or the smartwatch. To quote Jobs quoting Picasso "Good artist copy. Great artists steal."

    32. Re: The US tech industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of those companies have similar products. Sony has far more products than Apple ever will.

    33. Re:The US tech industry by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      But can it run at 2.7GHz 24/7 if the software requires it or will it overheat and throttle back to 1.4GHz after a few minutes?

    34. Re:The US tech industry by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      With turbo boost, it runs until it hits a thermal limit, then scales the clock speed back a bit at a time until the load stops or it hits a speed at which it can run continuously without overheating. So it almost certainly will eventually throttle back to a lower clock speed, but that may or may not be 1.4 GHz. For example, if you are running only one core at full throttle, it will probably not scale back that far.

      But no, it almost certainly cannot run at 2.7 GHz 24x7.

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    35. Re:The US tech industry by bigtreeman · · Score: 1

      That's the entire CPU industry minus these guys.
      What clock speed, no clock !!
      144 processors in one chip for $20

      Moore's Law (Chuck Moore)
      Less is Moore

      http://www.greenarraychips.com...

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    36. Re:The US tech industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the reason they do that is if you try and actually do something computationally intensive, the CPU quickly overheats due to Apple's inadequate cooling solution and it has to throttle back down. My guess is that they advertise it that way because it can't actually run faster than 1.4 GHz for very long.

    37. Re:The US tech industry by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If you want performance buy the pro.

      Uh no. I can still get more performance by building my own.

      If you want value for your money, and don't care about design, buy an HP.

      Being willing to accept a computer a couple mm thicker does not show that I don't care about design.

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    38. Re:The US tech industry by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      On the low end it offers a very cheap entry point. On the high end it is a ripoff.

      On the low end it costs twice as much as an entry-level windows PC. On the high end, it is also a ripoff.

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    39. Re:The US tech industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't tell if flamebait, redundant, or insightful..

    40. Re: The US tech industry by sootman · · Score: 1

      The GP was talking about IBM, Cisco, and Microsoft. IBM did invent a lot of early computer stuff, but Cisco didn't invent networking and Microsoft didn't invent software or the operating system. "Invent" is not the threshold here.

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    41. Re:The US tech industry by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      I still have yet to hit the roof of the 16 GB I installed when i bought it, and thats with running several VMs and a 3 GB RAMDisk....for minecraft :)

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    42. Re:The US tech industry by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Cisco's strength was derived from teams of cracked engineers churning out amazing communication hardware. Was. Now that the cracked teams of engineers have mostly left Cisco has turned more and more like an Indian company.

      You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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    43. Re:The US tech industry by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Well, Apple know their sales figures, and they've decided to stick with it. Obviously it works for them.

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    44. Re:The US tech industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clock speed isn't everything. A modern 1.5 Ghz processor today is far more efficient in terms of power and how much goes on per tick.

      That is more than enough CPU to handle every use-case of the mac mini.

      I bet you think software is better solely if it has a bigger number attached to it.

      smh

    45. Re:The US tech industry by jbolden · · Score: 1

      True but the ratio is only 2x not 4x on the low end.

    46. Re: The US tech industry by cowdung · · Score: 1

      Sony has been idiotic.

      They INVENTED the Walkman, they own tons of music.. but they had to wait for Apple to come and teach them about mp3 players.

      And Netflix to teach them about streaming.

      Disgraceful.. they should have been there first.

    47. Re:The US tech industry by Orestesx · · Score: 1

      If you want performance buy the pro.

      Uh no. I can still get more performance by building my own.

      Pretty sure JBOLDEN was referring to the MacBook Pro, not the Mac Pro. Unless of course you are into building your own laptops.

  13. Re:Wow by squiggleslash · · Score: 0

    Yeah, we all forget that Microsoft peaked in 1982 and has subsequently been losing money ever since. You should see how much money they lost when they took advantage of the PC's success to bundle Windows with MS DOS.

    It's a wonder they didn't go bankrupt in 1995.

    (Yes, Microsoft was moderately successful prior to the 1990s. In the 1990s though they both used their high marketshare to establish an actual monopoly, squeezing out competitors like DR, and then used their monopoly to strangle potential future threats, such as Netscape. It wasn't pretty but it was highly profitable, especially the first part.)

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  14. Ballmers right about Amazon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even without that phone flop, their business is selling products are below cost to consumers using the money borrowed from shareholders and banks.

    Growth less than 5% so he can't even use the excuse that he's using profits to grow the business.

    So at what point is he actually going to turn a profit on any of these businesses?

    Then there was the phone, a phone covered in cameras that watches the face of its user like a hawk and has an always on connection to Amazon. A retailers wet dream, but who the f*** wants to buy it?

  15. Ballmer investment portfolio by Hellburner · · Score: 3, Interesting

    $2 billion. For the Clippers.

    Bezos wants to suck the entire market into the Amazon central economy.

    But let us reason together: the distinguishing qualities of both Ballmer and Cuban are that they were both at the right place at the right time. And both are complete pricks.

    Bezos is a menace. But Ballmer strikes me as clown and a lackwit.

    Is he planning on making back the $2B from the Clippers? Or did he just need his own shiny like Cuban?

    1. Re:Ballmer investment portfolio by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2

      I don't think he expects to make his money back on the Clippers. He wanted a basketball team, he had enough money to buy a basketball team for a price nobody would match without making a outsized hole in his bank account, so he bought a basketball team. If you say, according to his definition, that's not a business, he would probably cheerfully agree with you.

    2. Re: Ballmer investment portfolio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:Ballmer investment portfolio by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Is he planning on making back the $2B from the Clippers?

      He probably will when he sells it. The price of NBA teams is not going down. That said......

      Or did he just need his own shiny like Cuban?

      .....shiny is the reason he bought it. He's not running out of money.

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    4. Re:Ballmer investment portfolio by brunes69 · · Score: 1

      Cuban is a bit of a prick, but he is a very smart prick. I too used to think he was just a guy who got lucky, but watching him on Shark Tank has changed my mind.

    5. Re:Ballmer investment portfolio by SethJohnson · · Score: 1

      The reason Marc Cuban is wealthy is because he had a dumb idea and was able to sell it to Yahoo before they realized they should only buy companies with paying customers rather than a pie-in-the-sky idea. Marc Cuban sold Broadcast.com to Yahoo, and they didn't know how to get any subscribers and that asset eventually evaporated into nothing.

      Then Marc Cuban started HDnet cable channel thinking he would corner the market on producing high-definition cable TV content. Then all the other cable channels began broadcasting in HD and the property floundered for a reason to exist until Ryan Seacrest bought and rebranded it as another entertainment variety channel-- AXS..

      Take a read of Cuban's blog. It's fun to click around in the archives to read his thoughts on the direction of future technology trends. Like when he predicted just ten years ago people would go into video rental stores to have movies transferred to a physical hard drive instead of walking out with optical disk media.. Somehow he didn't see the rise of Netflix and Redbox, did he?

      Cuban and Ballmer have a LOT in common. When a board of directors selects either of them to be the CEO of a multi-billion $ company, their opinion might be relevant. Right now, the industry and stock market has a lack of faith in the decision-making powers of these two.

    6. Re:Ballmer investment portfolio by fatwilbur · · Score: 1

      Or did he just need his own shiny like Cuban?

      I can't believe I'm going to defend someone like Ballmer here, who certainly does seem to have some sort of superiority complex, and in many ways conducts himself in a way I find appalling.

      But why not?! I don't think I'm anything like Ballmer but if I had two billion kicking around, damn right I would want to own a pro sports team! That has to be every little boy's dream at some point in time. If anything, this proves Ballmer (like everyone else) is just a weak little human being like you and me. And even better for him holding personal value in something like that when others will make snide comments about how it looks in you "investment portfolio".

  16. Re:Wow by flyneye · · Score: 3, Informative

    You're still not on the mark. Microsofts success was BUYING DOS for $50k. Talk about profit.
    Previous to that, I suppose Bills education as a Lawyer was probably the fuel for later hijinx.
    I still like the part about his 1st OS for the Altair being sold on punchcards which in turn were copied by enthusiasts and shared.
    Bill still made a profit, but the die was cast for a poor business model.

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  17. IBM's just a parasite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not an R&D budget, its a "write plausible patents" budget. They don't make any of the things they 'invent' and the inventions are about as inventive as Watson, rehashings of existing technology, patented as if IBM invented it.

    It's all a pure patent play company now, they live on their 'inventive' past and size, to put through patents, then demand money from actual inventive companies under threat of blocking their products.

    From patenting the patent troll
    http://slashdot.org/story/11/01/02/1534223/IBM-Files-the-Patent-Troll-Patent

    To patenting the web page template
    http://slashdot.org/story/01/10/17/005232/ibm-patents-web-page-templates

    Patents on choosing your own ending movies, like Dragonlair
    https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20100914/12105111004.shtml

    IBM patents stack overflow detection in OS's, claiming what makes it new is that its in an OS... i.e. inventing nothing, taking existing technology of others and writing it in a broad way.

    They have three basic business models: Fake patents, Mainframe computers sold as super-powerful, but actually less processing power than your smartphone, IT consulting.

    1. Re:IBM's just a parasite by Khyber · · Score: 2

      " They don't make any of the things they 'invent'"

      Have you even paid attention to IBM recently with the TrueNorth processor? They sure do make and invent.

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    2. Re:IBM's just a parasite by tibit · · Score: 1

      IBM's mainframe processing power is a bit different than your typical desktop processing power. Mainframes have, historically, never been used for much numerical computation, but are heavy data/string pushers. All the while a desktop CPU has several subsystems optimized to crunch numbers in a way that is not useful at all in a mainframe that pushes, say, product data around.

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    3. Re:IBM's just a parasite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will anyone use it?

      Btw, what happened to SPARC cpus? Oh right, no one really cares. They weren't a bad platform either in my opinion.

  18. "Ballmer's World" by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Ballmer said on the Charlie Rose Show. "In my world

    That fires an NMI for me right there. I'm not particularly fond of "Ballmer's World".

    I would be quite pleased if he would do us all a favor, and keep his world to himself.

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    1. Re:"Ballmer's World" by Bob_Who · · Score: 1

      Ballmer said on the Charlie Rose Show....

      Yeah, too bad he didn't' do the "Geraldo" show instead ...they would've angrily tossed chairs at each other.

  19. When you invest in innovation... by cosmin_c · · Score: 1

    ... as opposed to ripping your customers off, of course you're not a real business. Ballmer is the best person to attest to that. Not that Amazon doesn't ocasionally rip people off, then again they invest a lot in new stuff, which is quite nice.

  20. What does Microsoft Produce? by Danie_ZA · · Score: 0

    Typical Ballmer... by his definition then Microsoft, who produces software which is intangible, also is not a "real business" and neither are services like hairdressers and many other services. Anything of value bought by someone is a business where it is tangible

    1. Re:What does Microsoft Produce? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Notice the timing of Ballmer's remarks, on the same day that Surface was alleged to have started turning a profit (gross margin I assume).

    2. Re:What does Microsoft Produce? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Does not have to be tangible. I'm not sure why you think that.

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  21. Re:Wow by dbIII · · Score: 5, Interesting

    so it's probably the first instance of interesting business practices by MS

    Starting up after dumpster diving for BASIC interpreter source code wasn't interesting enough?

    The MS business model has always been to sell something that has already been demonstrated as a success by someone else and then use lawyers to stop the next in line doing the same thing. It's not unique (outside of computing) and it's not as bad as some of the practices of Cisco, HP etc (and MS being underhanded enough to deal with clones led to the cheap PC) - the only tragedy is they came to dominate so there wasn't really a lot of other stuff to copy and compete with. That's probably a major reason why computers generally still suck to use compared to what we would have expected by now. The MS Windows 10 desktop looks like a linux desktop from before this site even existed and the back end is nowhere near as good - how pathetic is that?

  22. An insult from a dork is a compliment by Alan+Kennington · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If Steve Ballmer said something complimentary about me, I would take that as a slanderous insult. Amazon should feel happy to be insulted by Ballmer. Amazon is the only big internet-based business that I like.

    It should be kept in mind that the theory of perfect markets says that competition drives all profits to zero. So making an extremely slim margin is a sign of a healthily functioning market, whereas the absurdly high profits that MS have made in the last 20 years are proof that free markets did not do their job in the case of MS software. So I would say that MicroSoft was not a "real business". It was, as we all know, a de-facto monopoly. And a monopoly is not a "real business". Real businesses compete against other businesses.

    1. Re: An insult from a dork is a compliment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OT. A buddy in uniform at the airport was waiting in baggage claim. Gets a "Thank you for your service" handshake from Karl Rove. No PTSD to fall back on as excuse to pop him one there.

    2. Re:An insult from a dork is a compliment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, you need to take some remedial economics classes. The theory of perfect markets says that you should make no profit on THE LAST UNIT you make. As a classic demand/supply graph shows, you should cost more to make more units (extra labour, facilities, etc) so the cost of production goes up until it becomes unprofitable to make more. Every unit you sold before that point should have been profitable.

    3. Re:An insult from a dork is a compliment by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      At infinity, you should make no *additional* profit compared to a comparably-safe investment of the same amount of money to create that last unit. It's a matter of relative profit rather than absolute profit.

      For instance, even in your infinitieth year of operation at steady state, if a stable government offers a bond with 1% returns, your business should also profit 1%.

  23. Balmer has it right by amightywind · · Score: 0

    Balmer is right. Good businesses that have been around as long as Amazon make money. Sentiment alone is holding up Amazon stock. The same goes for Elon Musk's companies. They make no profit and have no prospects of turning a profit as far as the eye can see. Yet Musk's starry eyed fanbois still lap up the stock. Oh, well. They will learn the hard way. As for IBM, eventually they will run out of businesses to sell and will have to sell itself. Pathetic considering what they once were. On the other side of the coin, boring old AT&T yields nearly 5.5% in this pricy market. I've held it for 10 years and am getting rich on the compunded returns.

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  24. Re:Wow by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 5, Funny
    You mean when Bill Gates was introduced to IBM by his mum with such a high recommendation that they bought an OS from him that he didn't even have?

    Its hard to top that!

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  25. So? Ballmer ist not a real manager by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    Quite seriously, first he steered MS from having the muscle in any negotiation with whomever (from retailer to customer, they could say "my way or the highway" and their "partners" could only grin and bear it) to a mediocre company that has to accept setback after setback, only to blow the money he swindled our of piledriving MS on a mediocre (if that) sports team.

    He'd probably be a great manager for GM, a bank or anything else that we have to prop up now because their managers are about as useful as monkey boy, but just like a company that makes no profit is no business, an idiot that drives companies into a freefall tailspin is no manager.

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    1. Re:So? Ballmer ist not a real manager by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One thing. Sure, the Clippers are not the pinnacle of the NBA, but aside from a select few teams, most owners and GMs would trade straight up to be part of the Clippers now. As a Nuggets fan (true mediocrity), I would trade straight up for the Clippers' team in a heartbeat

      An example of a mediocre (if that) team would be the Pelicans.

  26. Ballmer Brewskies Clipper Cuppers by Bob_Who · · Score: 2

    Is he planning on making back the $2B from the Clippers? Or did he just need his own shiny like Cuban?

    Only after he sells 200 Million Beers at $10 each....

  27. so. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ballmer is a past master of declaring profits one month and then quietly writeing down 3 times as much the next month.
    ballmer is a dickhead.
    i still find it realy funny that the only firm to actauly make a profit from android devices is ms,the only big firm that has no android devices.
    everything else that ms do actualy make or write is a crock of crap

  28. I've questioned that myself by Tasha26 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    To me Amazon is not a normal company at all because the philosophy of its investors is "Do whatever you have to do, don't worry about profits/losses, we'll be right behind you." How can one compete against a company like that? It's as if a bank (hell, maybe Treasury!) opened an infinite credit line just for Amazon! No wonder our high-street shops (and online shops) are falling like flies!

    From a BBC documentary on Amazon (Business Boomers) someone said "Amazon was designed to be a shark right from the start." It's true in a way. Since spending money is no issue, it can do whatever it wants with its prices while growing its business areas. However its brick & mortar (or online) rivals cannot. They don't have an infinite credit line with their banks or investors, and depend on their profit margins. I'm wondering why European governments have not cracked down on this unfair "business" that is Amazon?

    1. Re:I've questioned that myself by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      You are confused, if Amazon continues to spend more money than it makes, it will not be able to pay its creditors' loans and it will fail. Problem if any is self-solving.

    2. Re:I've questioned that myself by Shados · · Score: 2

      Because Amazon isn't nearly as big outside of the US. Amazon's revenue from all other countries combined add up to something like 2/3rd of what they make in the US alone. Its significant, but when you split it between all the major foreign markets, its not that big of a threat.

      As most US based e-retailers have to deal with, europe and asia tends to favor local companies, even for e-commerce, and regardless of if the foreign company has a local presence or not (so shipping isn't an issue). So they're not seen as that much of a threat.

    3. Re:I've questioned that myself by u38cg · · Score: 1

      Well, not exactly. They've simply said explicitly they intend to go on investing their profits in the long term in pursuit of growth. They're free to do so and their investors are free to agree or disagree. Their competitors can do the same thing (and have access to the same sources of finance), but they simply wish to keep repaying profits to investors than invest, which is a legitimate choice.

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    4. Re:I've questioned that myself by AqD · · Score: 1

      Shipping and payment methods matter a lot.

      Our local e-commerce can deliver stuff within 6-24 hours at little or zero cost, direct shipping to home or shipping to 7-11 stores which are everywhere, and they allow you to pay cash upon the arrival of purchased items instead of via credit-card, which is not too popular here.

      Amazon wouldn't make it unless they cooperate with local shipping networks, which are already taken by local e-commerce companies.

    5. Re:I've questioned that myself by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if I see the reason to crack down on a business not being driven by short term profits. That would seem to be a desirable quality.

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    6. Re:I've questioned that myself by Shados · · Score: 1

      Amazon already does that in some countries (in some countries, you HAVE to. UPS/Fedex isn't everywhere), and in some cases even in the US they'll use local shipping companies (ie: companies that are only doing business in a specific part of a specific town).

      Thats not enough. I was working for a very large (not as large as amazon, but still large) retail company trying to do business internationally. Just the fact that it was an American company hurt it. A trick was to just buy the name of a small local company, and do business through that. Same website (just different branding). No difference aside from that. And boom, it does fine. Even if the business you bought the name of wasn't doing that great.

      But matching local custom is pretty standard for large international companies. In some part of China and India, the only way to ship stuff is via bicycle riders who take cash on arrival. And the "big evil american corporations" doing business in those areas do it that way too. I don't know if Amazon does business in those sectors, but if they do, that's how they ship.

    7. Re:I've questioned that myself by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Finance is complex, and I'm not surprised Ballmer doesn't get that.
      Start with Why the loss? Take a look.

      They are moving into a lot of platforms. They want to be the mobile platform for all content.
      It won't surprise me if Amazon opens up a way for people to have video channels, like Youtube but with a way to weed out the idiots.
      Amazon is playing the long game. If they win they will be the platform everyone uses to launch need business and grow.

      If the flinch and decides to cut the moves they have made to do that, in the long run they won't add up to much.
      If a large financial organization didn't illegally use my money, I would use this time to Invest in Amazon,

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    8. Re:I've questioned that myself by Tasha26 · · Score: 1

      From the documentary I mentioned, a lady said she buys books at £8 while Amazon sells the same at £5.50 (with free shipping!). Afterwards the Amazon rep agreed that sometimes they sell books at a loss. France saw this danger and their Minister of commerce talked about tackling this threat on the documentary (i believe Free Shipping was mentioned too). Let me reiterate my question, how can one compete against a "company" like Amazon (IPO 1997)? Every country it goes to, it kills off local rivals because they don't have the same generous investors and banking credit-lines as Amazon. This is just not normal.

    9. Re:I've questioned that myself by Tasha26 · · Score: 1

      I agree, it's a long game. If Wall Street investors told Amazon "grow as big as you can be, reach for the skies," then clearly they are in it for the longterm. Someone on this thread also mentioned that Amazon is re-investing its profit in growth, which is why its graph of sales maybe growing exponentially up but profit line is zero or flat. This is why I'm claiming that it's not a normal company. How can it afford to do what it's doing? And for that long (since 1997?)? Even if you find investors in Europe to do the same, you will have 2 problems: scepticism and not-so-deep pockets. The culture of risk taking is far greater in the US. I'm not sure why trade ministers over Europe are not talking more about the disaster (e.g. death of local book stores) that's being created by hurricane Amazon.

    10. Re:I've questioned that myself by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

      First of all, most retail stores sell loss leaders, which is what Amazon did there with books. As for competing, the answer is simple. Other stores should attempt to obtain similarly generous investors. Most investors should be like Amazon's investors. Short sighted investment is a huge problem, and having investors not be short sighted is the best solution. Complaining about that element is basically complaining that Amazon isn't shooting itself in the foot.

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    11. Re:I've questioned that myself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That shit has a history of not working, like ever. Rules of economics haven't change just because your'e running AMZN. Trust me on that. If you don't generate enough net income, while also accumulating some reserves for bad times. The following always happens. Either there are internal mistakes being made, usually more than one due to critical mismanagement and huge project(s) have to be entirely written off, or there's a downturn in the economy and your budget cannot be met, hence your growth you planned for cannot be achieved, and you enter the downward spiral of running out of cash as you're unable to access capital markets on non-ownerous terms. Then the equity of your company is sold for a symbolic $1 just so that some bondholders can get paid something. I don't see AMZN putting cash away for bad days and many of their projects in my opinion are dubious at best while being met with margin compression.

    12. Re:I've questioned that myself by cowdung · · Score: 1

      Yeah.. on the other hand I think it is more likely that Amazon simply didn't get the memo that went out in 2000. They think they're still in the Bubble.

      ps. for you young folks out there: 2000 was when the dotCom boom went bust.

  29. ballmer knows... sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    take business advice from the monkey boy who ran a successful company into the ground.

    Amazon's Jeff Bezos is a finance guy who is very good at manipulating numbers. They do make a ton of money, but reinvest it all on new projects. This year the projects didn't pan out with a net gain. Amazon phone... why? Amazon brand netflix that costs a ton more... nope. Cloud service competition took a bite from them. Plus they are getting dinged by the dirty (but typical American) labor practices in Europe. Physical Amazon stores are next... bye bye bestbuy (YAY) except that the price advantage will go away when they have real overhead, like utilities and shrinkage.

    Ballmer is none too smart, but he is noisy and wealthy enough that people hear him. It's like Paris Hilton before her grandpa took her out of the will. She has no brain at all, but if worth billions everybody wants to see what she has to say..... now she is irrelevant.

  30. Re:Wow by Charliemopps · · Score: 2

    Ok, I'm declaring it. People are no longer allowed to use the word "Monopoly" The general public clearly has no idea what the word means, and like here, completely misuse it.

  31. When will he learn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What stupid question: he will never learn. He remains what he has been all his life: a bullying, clowning second-hand car salesman.

  32. Re:Wow by LordLimecat · · Score: 5, Informative

    Previous to that, I suppose Bills education as a Lawyer was probably the fuel for later hijinx.

    Bill dropped out of a computer science program to start a business building software for traffic statistics equipment. Going to Harvard is not the same as being educated as a lawyer-- they DO teach other things than law there.

    Seriously, where are people getting all of their bogus info? Every thread its people spouting about crypto, history, politics, and 90% of it is wrong.

  33. Ballmer is right by Sqreater · · Score: 1

    Jeff Bezos does not have the goal of making money for investors; his goal is to amuse himself. His company is his hobby. Amazon is a hobby company and I would not invest in it.

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  34. Re:Meh by ArcadeMan · · Score: 2

    What the hell is that FUD?

    What's that about "illegal backward engineering of motorola chips", what are you smoking? Apple used real Motorola CPUs just like Amiga and Atari ST.

    And that Apple Corps lawsuit was just a legal battle about a name, not industrial espionnage.

    There's plenty of reasons to bash Apple if you want to, but your reasons are pulled out of thin air.

  35. who cares about what ballmer says? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    does this guy even exist anymore?

  36. Re:Is Microsoft a company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Microsoft started paying dividends in 2003 and has paid them annually

    Mostly to their own management. Take a good look at how few other people own significant numbers of shares.

  37. Corporations only lose money on paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amazon doesn't "lose" $437 million. They don't "lose" anything. They just have sufficient tax sheltering set up to create the appearance that they lose money. The investors know this, which is why the stock is worth greater than zero.

  38. Cloud by akaina · · Score: 2

    Amazon created and dominated the cloud as we know it before Microsoft even knew it existed. To this day, Microsoft's prices on Azure are about twice that of AWS, and Microsoft doesn't have a prayer in taking that market. All Microsoft has ever done is a half-assed attempt to buy their way into yet-another-market. If Amazon wasn't so laser focused on defining what the cloud means and pouring in R&D dollars, sure they could make a little more money. If Amazon wasn't pushing boundaries like same-day delivery, sure they could make a little more money. Put another way, if Ballmer wasn't so focused on making a little more money, and could be laser focused on R&D and pushing boundaries, maybe he could dominate a market like Amazon - but he left that post years ago.

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    1. Re:Cloud by afgam28 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. It's interesting that Ballmer would say this, given that Microsoft made a big effort to carbon copy AWS during his leadership.

  39. So what he's really saying is to.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not everyone had the ridiculous profit margins and market share of a software company. Selling tangible goods you don't make isn't as profitable. Ballmer in any other industry would have in my opinion been a disaster.

  40. 90% of all MS products lose money by gelfling · · Score: 0

    Almost every product in every division of MS loses money. Office and Windows on the desktop are about the only lines that make their budget or show a profit. So Ballmer needs to wipe his sweaty brow and shut the ever loving fuck up.

    1. Re:90% of all MS products lose money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost every product in every division of MS loses money. Office and Windows on the desktop are about the only lines that make their budget or show a profit. So Ballmer needs to wipe his sweaty brow and shut the ever loving fuck up.

      Those other products go a long ways toward keeping Windows where it is. It's not ideal, but it's not as simple as cutting those things. The harder, safer path is phasing them out.. in a way that does't allow a competitor to step in of course :)

    2. Re:90% of all MS products lose money by gelfling · · Score: 1

      That's kind of the point. Just because Amazon doesn't rake in the cash from every line of business is largely irrelevant.

    3. Re:90% of all MS products lose money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I personally have worked on at least 10 not-office-or-windows products at Microsoft, and all but one were profitable. You must be counting every 3-programmer skunk works project, projects that only ever existed on paper, and aquisitions rolled into other projects to come to that number.

      You'd have to lump everything that makes a profit into either "Office" or "Windows" too. I started to type out a list of profitable products that are neither office nor windows, but the list is too long. Besides, check this out:

      Here's their revenues and profits by division for the last two quarters: FY14 Q4, FY15 Q1.

      Hmm, that's wierd. It looks like every single division is profitable, even Phone Hardware.

      In other words, you're totally full of shit.

  41. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe Bill's mom is a lawyer.

  42. Re: Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it's a reference to pamu

  43. Re:Wow by Alomex · · Score: 2

    Many other people were introduced to IBM including Gary Kildall from Digital Research, yet he didn't become a billionaire.

    And by the time he was introduced personally to IBM he was already well known for shipping the dominant basic interpreter for all personal computers, IBM compatible or not.

  44. Re:Is Microsoft a company? by Sarten-X · · Score: 2

    A quick check shows that they pay dividends quarterly, but the dividend rate (compared to stock price) isn't particularly great... While their dividends have risen somewhat in recent history, their stock price hasn't even kept up with inflation. IBM is about the same rate, and AT&T is notably better.

    The investors were apparently right. Microsoft's stock price has gone roughly nowhere in the last decade, mostly because they're one of the most boring companies to invest in. They don't pay high dividends, they don't produce must-have new technology, and there's nothing that distinguishes them (in a positive way) from any other investment vehicle. They're just Microsoft.

    On the other hand, Amazon is currently trading at six times Microsoft's price, and has shown enormous growth. Even if they don't make a profit or pay dividends, they're still interesting to inventors because they're doing interesting things. It's helpful to remember that investing in a company is effectively adding your money to the pool for whatever the company's project is. That project might be (and usually is) simply "make more money", but changing the world is also a possible goal. Being unprofitable is still reasonable for an investment, as long as investors are still interested in the company. I'll worry when Amazon's price falters, and they start using profit as a means to keep their value up.

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  45. Re:Wow by Alomex · · Score: 1

    Microsofts success was BUYING DOS for $50k.

    Minor quibble: Microsoft licensed DOS for $50K, while Patterson held back some rights. Later on after various payments and negotiations it is estimated that the final cost was more like $500K. By then DOS was already a screaming success, so they got off easy.

  46. Re: Is Microsoft a company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Compare market cap not share price. Msft mkt cap is about 3x amzn. Looks like it was closer to 2x last year.

  47. Pot meet kettle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To be clear: this is coming from a Microsoft executive that was responsible for the Xbox and Slate tablet releases?

    How many years before Xbox bought their way in to profitability?
    How many years of losses before the Slate turned a profit?

    Amazon is slaughtering the entire brick and mortar retail market, vacuuming up all consumer spending in the process. Their profitability(or lack thereof) is a small faction of their overall revenues. Once they have driven all their competitors out of business, they can buy up their cheap unemployed workers and commercial real estate for pennies on the dollar and expand their warehouse infrastructure to include in-store pickup. Consequence? No more loss prevention or inventory shrink from customers walking around unsupervised inside the cage.

    Amazon is retail. The competitors still occupying the space are just riding the momentum. When they're all out of business, Amazon will be the only game in town and will be able to set prices at what ever level is necessary to ensure profitability.

    People worried about Amazon's profitability miss the entire point. Amazon's problem isn't making a profit. It's keeping the regulators from splitting them up following accusations of anti-competitive market behavior. I have no sympathy for Wal Mart because Amazon just did to Wal Mart what Wal Mart has done to millions of other small businesses over the past decade. Set prices so low that your competitors go out of business and then bask in the beautiful light of a competitor free market place ripe for price dictatorship.

    1. Re:Pot meet kettle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, Ballmer has some serious conceptual knowledge, despite fecking up M$.

  48. Re:Wow by the_B0fh · · Score: 2

    No. His father. However, his mom was on the same charity board that IBM's CEO was. "Oh, you do computers? I should introduce you to my son, he does computers too!" and that's how Microsoft got it's start.

  49. Oh Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He needs to learn to shut his purty mouth while men are talking..

  50. To everything....turn, turn, turn by ALeader71 · · Score: 1

    IBM's demise has been coming for a long time. It started when they didn't see the PCs potential. It continued when they stuck with proprietary (Micro channel), or unpopular (802.3) technologies. The 90s reorganization and switch to services helped but they were one of the first solutions companies. Now IBM is one of many competitors, and apparently they aren't the best. IBM isn't the only company to fall from grace. Compaq and HP merged to avoid oblivion. Microsoft lost ground in mobile and has yet to gain a meaningful foothold in tablets. Yes they make money but they are hardly a Wall Street darling. Oracle and Red Hat decided they weren't wealthy enough, so they switched to an expensive M$ style license model. RH is way overpriced considering they're bundling a bunch of free software. Oracle is competing with (and loosing to) free Hadoop, and NoSQL solutions. But that's how it goes. Some company does well. Makes a lot of money, but doesn't make a profit. Cue venture capital and the IPO. A few years later, maybe they turn a profit, maybe they don't. Venture capital takes their profit, so does Wall Street. Everyone assumes the company is dead because the stock price drops and Jim Cramer is smashing his "Sell, sell, sell" button like he's playing wack-a-mole. Yet the company goes on. Sometimes they die, sometimes they live on (like Amazon). Sodastream is still around, but the stock? Ditto for Keurig. Every company dies eventually. Sometimes they continue to exist. They may even expand into new markets.

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    1. Re:To everything....turn, turn, turn by geekoid · · Score: 1

      IBM is the most adaptable company on the planet, with one of the bets R&D divisions.
      It's not going anywhere.

      IBM services are some of the best; especially compared to Oracle or SAP.

      " Oracle is competing with (and loosing to) "
      BWAHAHhahahahha.

      No.

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  51. Big words.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From a man who has spent his whole life riding on the coat tails of Bill Gates. The only thing he has ever done at Microsoft is damage the company; The company would have been better without him.

  52. Re:Wow by Ksevio · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who gave you a monopoly on deciding which words people can use?!

  53. Re: Is Microsoft a company? by Sarten-X · · Score: 2

    Market cap doesn't have any bearing on ROI. If I'm looking to invest $10,000 for dividend returns, I'll be investing in something with a higher return for the price, with little concern* for the vehicle's total size, as market cap shows.

    That Microsoft is bigger than Amazon is actually even more cause for alarm. Amazon has far less cash in their coffers, and does more (at least, more interesting to investors) with it.

    * Some concern for diversity should always be held, but that's beside the point.

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  54. What an archaic mentality. by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 2

    These days, the measure of being a success is being able to lose staggering amounts of money while continuing to exist. The bonus round is where the government bails it out because it's too big to fail and the whole cycle repeats on a larger scale.

  55. Profit is not necessary for stockholders to earn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What matters for stockholders is only two things: stock price and dividends. As long as Amazon continues to re-invest in itself and grow the stock price, the fact that it has low profits is acceptable as it means they are growing their business and keeping it competitive. Additionally, you can't expect a company who is in such a competitive and risky area such as Amazon to always have a good year.

  56. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You landed on Baltic Avenue which has my motel. Pay me or GTFO.

    The US federal judge said MS >was a monopoly, so go smoke that.

    From the Findings of Fact (http://www.justice.gov/atr/cases/f3800/msjudgex.htm):

    MICROSOFT'S POWER IN THE RELEVANT MARKET

    33. Microsoft enjoys so much power in the market for Intel-compatible PC operating systems that if it wished to exercise this power solely in terms of price, it could charge a price for Windows substantially above that which could be charged in a competitive market. Moreover, it could do so for a significant period of time without losing an unacceptable amount of business to competitors. In other words, Microsoft enjoys monopoly power in the relevant market.

  57. People in glass houses by Solandri · · Score: 2

    According to Steve Ballmer, Amazon.com is not a real business. "They make no money," Ballmer said on the Charlie Rose Show.

    Er, yeah. You know what else originally made no money? Surface, Xbox, Bing, Zune, Windows Mobile/Phone, Internet Explorer, Office, Windows.

  58. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oops: copy didn't drop the entire quotation I wanted:

    34. Viewed together, three main facts indicate that Microsoft enjoys monopoly power. First, Microsoft's share of the market for Intel-compatible PC operating systems is extremely large and stable. Second, Microsoft's dominant market share is protected by a high barrier to entry. Third, and largely as a result of that barrier, Microsoft's customers lack a commercially viable alternative to Windows.

  59. Re:Wow by Vellmont · · Score: 1

    Umm.. OK.

    Lest you forget, Microsoft was ruled both a monopoly in 2000, and ruled they miss-used their monopoly power. They were going to be split into multiple companies until the 2000 election changed the political landscape and the Federal government dropped the suit.

    What makes you think Microsoft STILL doesn't hold monopoly power over the PC business? They don't hold as much of a stranglehold anymore, but I'd say it's still very much a monopoly.

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  60. I'm supposed to care what Ballmer thinks? by chipschap · · Score: 2

    I guess this article is here because I'm supposed to care what Ballmer thinks, or that his ravings are somehow important or influential.

    Sorry, but I don't, and they're not.

  61. Making no money? by Hamsterdan · · Score: 1

    Xbox, Xbox360, Zune, Surface, all were sold below cost to penetrate (or try to) the market.

    Yes they're making money on Windows and Office, but if it weren't for

    a) the fact Windows comes with PCs (and they strongarmed OEMs to pay for licenses and/or stop installing other OSes (IBM and OS/2 come to mind), the fact that they hid APIs from competitors, and other tactics,

    b) the fact businesses are stuck with Office for compatibility reasons

    They probably wouldn't be in business (or at least not that big)

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    1. Re:Making no money? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Zune is making money? Surface is turning a profit?

      And frankly, I have no idea why XBox is making money. It's not very good. Yes, I have one. And a PS and a Wii. The interface, they way they do sales, the way it shoves ads at you.

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    2. Re:Making no money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, where would they be without Office and Windows? I mean, where would they be without Office, Windows, Exchange, SQL Server, Sharepoint, Azure, Visual Studio, Team Foundation Server, and Dynamics CRM/ERP/AX? They'd hardly be a software company at all without those. Then they'd have to survive with nothing but their 4 or 5 other billion-dollar-a-year businesses.

  62. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It wasn't punch-cards, it was paper-tape...

  63. Re:Is Microsoft a company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    you should learn how stocks work

  64. Here is Steve making the actual comment. by deviated_prevert · · Score: 0

    Steve was a little out of sorts at the time. He was looking at the Win8 after market sales figures on Amazon compared to the numbers of Android products.

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  65. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And yet the linux desktop UI hasn't improved since then. That's just as pathetic.

  66. Not making money = a hobby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If it doesn't make money, it's a hobby in the view of the IRS. The IRS should disqualify all of Amazon's "cost of doing business" expenses.

    1. Re:Not making money = a hobby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BINGO ! If this thing were not run by a bankster who probably pays out fat bribes, it would have been slammed shut five years ago.

      Witness the duplicity of New York Cleptocratism.

  67. I for one will mis Steve! by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I know that comes as a shock to many of you, but it's true - I will miss him. Motherfucker was comedy gold. Where else do you go for that these days? Schmidt? Fucking gray man in a fucking gray suit. Same with Tim Cook - you can put him in jeans, but he just is a guy hat would rather be in a boardroom than on a stage. Larry Ellison? Scary (appropriate for the season), but not funny. The new guy? Nadella? Has the whole exotic foreigner befuddlement thing down (and that's just with respect to HR practice vs. tech culture), but I figure he's not going to be the full-on Olympic chair-throwing, "developers, developers, developers", "I'm going to squirt you with my Zune", "fucking kill Google" sort of guy that Balmer was.

    I'm just saying an age has passed. Nothing but gray men, as far as the eye can see. I love my new oligarchs.

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    1. Re:I for one will mis Steve! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True! Balmer was the party big hoopla, new guy is just like "we're axing 18,000 party guests". Too lazy to look up layoffs under balmer.

  68. iPhone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, Ballmer was certainly bang on in his comments about the iPhone.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eywi0h_Y5_U

  69. Re:Wow by jedidiah · · Score: 1

    > The Microsoft success (1980s) came prior to the anti-trust stuff (mid 90s).
    >
    > You may need to revisit your history of microsoft.

    So do you.

    Microsoft's first run in with the DOJ over anti-trust was the forced bundling of DOS. Now the fact that someone doesn't do something snarky like use the term "WinDOS" doesn't mean they aren't acknowledging the DOS era shenanigans of Microsoft.

    Windows is ultimately the successor to DOS and Microsoft got slapped on the wrist for how they handled bulk licensing to clone vendors like Dell and Compaq.

    The mania that caused people to fixate on msoffice in the mid-90s helped cement Microsoft's position as intractable.

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  70. Ironic by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    By that criteria, neither is Microsoft of late.

  71. *Ballmer*, guys. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So a business that invests as fast as it earns isn't a Real Business According To Ballmer.

    No wonder Microsoft played catch-up during his whole tenure.

  72. Re:Wow by dbIII · · Score: 1

    E17

  73. so by zerodl · · Score: 2

    According to Amazon.com, Steve Ballmer isnt a real human.

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  74. Fist off by geekoid · · Score: 1

    who gives a shit about what these people say?
    Cuban got lucky, and MS barely simmered along under Ballmer.

    IBM has one of the best RnD labs in the world. So yeah, there a tech company.
    It's nice of fat ass Ballmer to tell every hard working mom and pop shop restaurant their not a real business.

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  75. Equity by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

    Profit is not the only aim of a business. The other is equity.

    Amazon is building it equity aggressively, investing heavily in distribution centers, data centers, and in building a loyal customer base. It has become the most valuable brand in book publishing, surpassing even WalMart (which remains number 2 in that space), and vies with Walmart for the #1 spot in retail overall. It is arguably the dominant force in Web hosting. There is no measure by which Amazon is in any kind of trouble.

    Amazon will make profits whenever it chooses to do so. Right now, they are simply too busy doing other things.

  76. Actually, Amazon defines modern American business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everybody in Washington DC, on both sides of the political divide, agrees that the tax code is a mess and in need of urgent reform; it's probably one of the only things they agree on. The current corporate tax mess is so bad that it is likely to be fixed to at least some extent either in the last two Obama years (if the senate flips to the GOP) or in the early years of the next President.

    In the time before such reform takes place, the really smart big corporations are either parking piles of cash offshore, or doing what Bezon is doing with Amazon. The Bezos plan is to eliminate all profits by re-investing all the excess cash into growing the business (adding more products/services/facilities). Why hand piles of cash over to the tax collector at crazy high rates when you can instead use that cash to build the empire that will then be in place for you to use later when the tax rates come down and you can post (and distribute to investors) the even larger profits (enabled by the growth) at much better tax rates? This is a smart, modern CEO who is not just focused on this quarter's numbers to justify his pay and benefits before he jumps ship.... Amazon has become a major retailer on this path and will be for many years. A lesser CEO would not re-invest the money in growth now, and would pay the high taxes now to look good to investors now and then later, when the tax rates inevitably come down (the US has not historically had the highes business taxes in the western world as it does now), provide lower returns from a smaller corporate entity. Even without tax reform, what Bezos is doing is the smart business play in a high-corporate tax environment (where every dollar would be double-taxed and at historically high rates) for as long as Amazon's investors are willing to tolerate it. The only other play that would be similarly useful would be to hire lots of lobbyists and climb into bed with a bunch of politicians to get some new legal loopholes added to the tax code.... the Bezos path is, IMHO, far more honorable.

    This is just another in a long littany of examples of ways in which stupid government policies cause distortions in the normal operations of the free market, and another instance of a corporation proving that its executives will always hire smarter and more-motivated lawyers and accountants than the unmotivated lifetime carreer lawyers and accountants working for the partisan political hot air emitters in the state and federal capitol cities.

  77. He's been wrong before by melted · · Score: 2

    His words about Google in early 00's: "They're commies without a business model." And look at him now.

  78. Salaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They are a business as long as they pay their salaries.

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  80. Re:Wow by flyneye · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I'm mistaken, it must've been those reports of Gates attending law school that threw me.

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  81. Balmer's not real: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Amazon may not be a "real" business, but they get a lot more of my money than Microsoft does.

  82. Re:Wow by flyneye · · Score: 1

    Nobody cares, Sheldon.

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  83. Re:Wow by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

    Can you source that?

    You cant be hit by an antitrust suit before you are a monopoly, and as I understand it they had to establish that in the 2000 MS DoJ case. Im not aware of any DOS antitrust case, nor could I find one googling.

  84. Tax on revenues, not profits by NewYork · · Score: 1

    Impose tax on company revenues, not profits.
    Income tax is imposed on your salary, not savings.

  85. Solution by NewYork · · Score: 1

    Put a cap on market capitalization of these companies (5 times quarterly profits)

  86. Re:Wow by Daniel+Hoffmann · · Score: 1

    Just to be fair microsoft did build MSDOS on top of QDOS, but it was not a simple rebrand. $50k was probably cheap, but it is not like they did not spend months improving it.

  87. Mark Cuban ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering Mark Cuban is / was a joke in the tech industry; I find his lack of future vision in what IBM is trying to do laughable.

  88. Financial Engineering by nikkipolya · · Score: 1

    "Today, they [IBM] specialize in financial engineering,"

    Financial Engineering? Today? They would have done good for themselves if they did that before the financial crisis. Today the only financial engineering that IBM can think about is engineering their accounts ;)

  89. Ballmer has a loud mouth by nikkipolya · · Score: 1

    Steve Ballmer is a Joke. He will be a better fit in a circus ring or a business school.