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New Particle Collider Is One Foot Long

Jason Koebler writes The CERN particle collider is 17 miles long. China just announced a supercollider that is supposed to be roughly 49 miles long. The United States' new particle collider is just under 12 inches long. What the SLAC National Accelerator Laboratory's new collider lacks in size, it makes up for by using plasma to accelerate particles more than 500 times faster than traditional methods. In a recent test published in Nature, Michael Litos and his team were able to accelerate bunches of electrons to near the speed of light within the tiny chamber."

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  1. so size DOESN'T matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    i'm so confused.

    1. Re:so size DOESN'T matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, only how hard you thrust particles.

    2. Re:so size DOESN'T matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The Republicans took control of the Senate just yesterday, and we are already seeing results. American capitalism and Yankee ingenuity has beaten those big government and high tax liberal Europeans. This would have never happened if Harry Reid was still in charge.

    3. Re:so size DOESN'T matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoosh!!

    4. Re:so size DOESN'T matter? by silfen · · Score: 2

      Moron. This was already made. You can thank Obama for this!

      Al Gore invented the Internet!

      And our Nobel prize wining president invents particle accelerators in his spare time!

      Those Democrats are just amazing, aren't they?

    5. Re:so size DOESN'T matter? by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 2

      i'm so confused.

      It's more about width than length.

    6. Re:so size DOESN'T matter? by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 4, Funny

      Obama to SLAC's creators: "You didn't build that."

    7. Re:so size DOESN'T matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      George W. made some huge contributions to particle physics during his presidency:

      President Bush met with members of the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory research team Monday to discuss a mathematical error he recently discovered in the famed laboratory's "Improved Determination Of Tau Lepton Paths From Inclusive Semileptonic B-Meson Decays" report.

      Bush shows Fermilab scientists where they went wrong in their calculations.

      "I'm somewhat out of my depth here," said Bush, a longtime Fermilab follower who describes himself as "something of an armchair physicist." "But it seems to me that, when reducing the perturbative uncertainty in the determination of Vub from semileptonic Beta decays, one must calculate the rate of Beta events with a standard dilepton invariant mass at a subleading order in the hybrid expansion. The Fermilab folks' error, as I see it, was omitting that easily overlooked mathematical transformation and, therefore, acquiring incorrectly re-summed logarithmic corrections for the b-quark mass. Obviously, such a miscalculation will result in a precision of less than 25 percent in predicting the resulting path of the tau lepton once the value for any given decaying tau neutrino is determined."

      The Bush correction makes it possible for scientists to further study the tau lepton, a subatomic particle formed by the collision of a tau neutrino and an atomic nucleus.

      Bush resisted criticizing the Fermilab scientists responsible for the error, saying it was "actually quite small" and that "anyone could have made the mistake."

      "High-energy physics is a complex and demanding field, and even top scientists drop a decimal point or two every now and then," Bush said. "Also, I might hasten to add that what I pointed out was more a correction of method than of mathematics. Experimental results on the Tevatron accelerator would have exposed the error in time, anyway."

      Fermilab director Michael Witherell said the president was being too modest "by an order of magnitude."

      "In addition to gently reminding us that even the best minds in the country are occasionally fallible, President Bush has saved his nation a few million dollars," Witherell said. "We would have made four or five runs on the particle accelerator with faulty data before figuring out what was wrong. But, thanks to Mr. Bush, we're back on track."

      "It's true, I dabbled in the higher maths during my Yale days," said Bush, who spent three semesters as an assistant to Drs. Kasha and Slaughter at Yale's renowned Sloane High-Energy Physics Lab. "But I didn't have the true gift for what Gauss called 'the musical language in which is spoken the very universe.' If I have any gift at all, it's my instinct for process and order."

      Continued Bush: "As much as I enjoyed studying physics at Yale, by my junior year it became apparent that I could far better serve humanity through a career in statecraft."

      While he says he is "flattered and honored" by the tau-neutrino research team's request that he review all subsequent Fermilab publications on lepton-path determination, Bush graciously declined the "signal honor."

      "This sort of thing is best left to the likes of [Thomas] Becher and [Matthias] Neubert, not a dilettante such as myself," Bush said. "I just happened to have some time on the plane coming back from the European G8 summit, decided to catch up on some reading, and spotted one rather small logarithmic branching-ratio misstep in an otherwise flawless piece of scientific scholarship. Anyone could have done the same."

    8. Re:so size DOESN'T matter? by ClickOnThis · · Score: 5, Informative

      It would have been good form to cite your source.

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    9. Re:so size DOESN'T matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True. It was a rather lazy post - thanks for the improvement.

    10. Re:so size DOESN'T matter? by codeButcher · · Score: 3, Insightful
      See, you don't even need 12 inches to accelerate the particles of a whoosh to near light speed.

      Unfortunately the mechanism (*) wasn't invented by Obama, but he sure as hell is using it to his advantage.

      (* = and by this I mean the mechanism allowing for whooshes, not the 12 inch particle accelerator.)

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    11. Re:so size DOESN'T matter? by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      According to Mike Litorous, no.

    12. Re:so size DOESN'T matter? by dcw3 · · Score: 2

      Do you play the race card every time someone makes an off color joke about the president?

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    13. Re:so size DOESN'T matter? by coofercat · · Score: 2

      It's only 12 inches long when it's SLAC. Otherwise it's more like 2km ;-)

    14. Re:so size DOESN'T matter? by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 2

      off color joke

      Racist! [/sarcasm]

      Some people just find it too difficult to believe that someone may disagree with the president not because of the color of his skin but because they have a different view on various policies. Then there are the people who just lack a sense of humor.

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    15. Re:so size DOESN'T matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      SLAC is federally funded. It'll probably be shut down by the Republicans, so this stuff may go bye-bye.

      Anyway, what this seems to be is another advance in the area of wakefield acceleration. It's nice, but
      it's a technology that's been under exploration for decades now. It's nice to see progress, but it also
      clearly states that there's still a lot of work to do.

    16. Re:so size DOESN'T matter? by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      Because some people are so racist and blind they see it in everyone but themselves.

    17. Re:so size DOESN'T matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These bozos aren't sworn in for a couple more months. Are you saying they have a time machine? Or did they borrow Obama's?

    18. Re:so size DOESN'T matter? by slashmydots · · Score: 1

      I heard they're going to fire the particles directly at Obama to see what happens.

    19. Re:so size DOESN'T matter? by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      Because some people are so racist and blind they see it in everyone but themselves.

      And does that include you?

    20. Re:so size DOESN'T matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would have been good form to cite your source.

      LMAO. I don't know any comedians bothering to assure their audience they've simply made up much of the funniest material. Good form?

    21. Re:so size DOESN'T matter? by contrarywise · · Score: 1

      The CERN LHC accelerates and collides hadrons, not electrons. Not dissing this accelerator but it's not the same thing at all.

    22. Re:so size DOESN'T matter? by CHIT2ME · · Score: 0

      Hey! This means I have a particle accelerator in my pants!

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    23. Re:so size DOESN'T matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you play the somebody-is-playing-the-race-card card every time somebody mentions that Obama is actually not at fault for something, or that some Repugnitard's words are being attributed to him instead of their rightful owner?

    24. Re:so size DOESN'T matter? by mcswell · · Score: 1

      s/Bush/Kim Jong Un/g

  2. Compensating, again by rbmorse · · Score: 0

    Plasma can be amusing, but in the end is no substitute. Size matters. Ask any woman.

    1. Re:Compensating, again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not the size, it's how you use it!

    2. Re:Compensating, again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have been very disappointed in Slashdot if a penis joke had not been the first comment.

    3. Re:Compensating, again by budgenator · · Score: 5, Funny

      It may only be 12 inches long, but it's 1.5 MeV around!

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    4. Re:Compensating, again by penguinoid · · Score: 0

      Size matters. Ask any woman.

      Don't need to. She tells me every day that size does not matter.

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    5. Re:Compensating, again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They all tell me size matters but they wouldn't ever say that to a guy with a small unit. YMMV?

    6. Re: Compensating, again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Geez if you have to be told everyday...
      She's just doesn't want to hurt your feelings.

    7. Re: Compensating, again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It can be too big.

      Off the scales for girth, 6.5" long. Will never do anal :(

    8. Re: Compensating, again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not what your mom says.

    9. Re:Compensating, again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Loser.

    10. Re:Compensating, again by avgjoe62 · · Score: 2

      When I entered the dating pool after my divorce, I went out and bought a sports car and dated a former model to accessorize it. She used to tell me every day that size DOES matter - when you are talking about wallets.

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    11. Re:Compensating, again by rioki · · Score: 0

      Yes size does matter; but bigger is not necessarily better. To small and there is not much to work with, to big and it becomes a painful experiance. A compatible size is what matters; even Kamasutra notes that. Then again, most of the sex happens in the head, not the crotch area...

  3. New particle collider? by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

    Humorbot 5.0: So I said, "My particle collider is 12 inches long." [audience laughs]

    1. Re:New particle collider? by Sez+Zero · · Score: 1

      Judge me by my size, do you?

      -- Yoda

    2. Re:New particle collider? by xevioso · · Score: 1

      Is that a particle accelerator in your pocket or...oh never mind.

    3. Re:New particle collider? by Andrio · · Score: 1

      Supercollide'er? I barely know 'er!

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  4. size matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    12 inches.... still more than enough for anyone!

  5. Who says size matters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who says size matters?

  6. What? Only one foot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's half the size of my penis.

  7. Not exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you read the article (damn you, paywall!) you note that this is essentially an afterburner, and does not start with stationary electrons. In this particular instance it requires a 2 km linear accelerator before the 12 inch magic booster box. 20 GeV electrons are accelerated by a further 1.6 GeV. Still interesting research, but definitely not what is claimed in the summary (surprise).

    1. Re:Not exactly by Noir+Angellus · · Score: 1

      so no death ray then? I am so disappointed.

    2. Re:Not exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basically they reduced the size need by a factor of 10x.

    3. Re:Not exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also it's an accelerator (which makes stuff go faster) and not a collider (which is used to smash stuff into each other). While you obviously need to accelerate stuff before you can collide it, it's not the same thing.

    4. Re:Not exactly by xaotikdesigns · · Score: 2

      It's still a death ray, just a 2km + 1 foot long death ray

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    5. Re:Not exactly by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info, it's nice to have some idea what interesting thing the worthless summary was about.

      My first reaction was to "accelerated to nearly lightspeed". I mean yeah, obviously - that's kind of what a particle collider *does*. The interesting question is exactly *how close* to lightspeed we're talking, in terms of either speed or energy.

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    6. Re:Not exactly by joe_frisch · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you do a Google search on

      SLAC PUB plasma wakefield
      you will find a lot of non-paywalled papers on this and related plasma accelerator experiments at SLAC.

    7. Re:Not exactly by fatwilbur · · Score: 1

      This is very interesting. I haven't studied physics since University over ten years ago, but it still an incredibly fun field to keep an eye on.

      I'd like to think that, as with most other current human endeavors, our capabilities are increasing by an order of magnitude on some consistent cycle, thanks to technology. It's sometimes hard to see just how fast we move as the human race lately. But any geek who's picked up a terabyte hard drive lately (that's the size of a credit card) and is old enough to remember their cutting edge, multi-pound 40 MB hard drive has felt the momentary starkness of our advance. Keep in mind, around the turn of the twentieth century, man had not even had a successful airplane flight - only sixty five years after that we landed on the moon.

      My hope reading this, is technology will allow us to expand and in ten years, be able to achieve GeV levels not remotely possible today - and I have no doubt we'll see and learn some incredibly cool things when we breach a certain energy level.

    8. Re:Not exactly by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      20 GeV electrons are accelerated by a further 1.6 GeV.

      Can they be daisy chained? Could you line up ten of them, and boost 20 Gev up to 36 GeV in ten feet?

    9. Re:Not exactly by rgbatduke · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Besides, the invention of accelerators order of 12" in size is very, very old news. The Betatron:

      http://physics.illinois.edu/hi...

      is, as one can see, order of a foot in diameter and could produce electrons at order of 6 MeV in 1940. Yes, that is actually before the US entered WWII and long before the invention of the cyclotron. That is gamma ~12, or v ~ 0.997 c. So if the top presentation were at all relevant to TFA it would actually be boring. One might safely conclude that it is wrong and boring.

      The betatron was damn near the first particle accelerator truly worthy of the name, and was just about exactly 12" in diameter (a bit larger than that including the frame for the magnets etc) as one can clearly see in the second photo on this page if not the first.

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    10. Re:Not exactly by JasonGoatcher · · Score: 1

      If you read the article (damn you, paywall!) you note that this is essentially an afterburner, and does not start with stationary electrons. In this particular instance it requires a 2 km linear accelerator before the 12 inch magic booster box. 20 GeV electrons are accelerated by a further 1.6 GeV. Still interesting research, but definitely not what is claimed in the summary (surprise).

      Wait, there's a paywall? Must not be much of a paywall since I wasn't trying to circumvent anything. Only thing special about my setup is scripts don't always run automatically without my permission.

    11. Re:Not exactly by Chalnoth · · Score: 4, Informative

      There's no problem in daisy chaining them, but I don't think you can guarantee the same energy boost each time. One of the big physics problems here is that accelerating charged particles radiate when they are accelerated, which acts as a sort of friction. The amount that is radiated increases quite dramatically as the particle gets closer to the speed of light (the energy loss scales as (E/(mc^2))^4). In practice, this means that if you dump a bunch of energy into an electron to accelerate it, you'll only add a fraction of that amount to its kinetic energy (the rest will be lost in radiation).

      Given this, the naive expectation is that each subsequent box will add less and less to the energy of the particles. The disclaimer here is that I haven't studied the specific physics of plasma shock acceleration, so I don't know how such acceleration scales with energy. I do know, however, that this is the exact same mechanism that is suspected to be behind the "oh my god" particles (single particles with more than ten million times the energy that the LHC can produce): plasma shock fronts in the galaxy accelerate some small fraction of the interstellar protons to unbelievable speeds.

    12. Re:Not exactly by joe_frisch · · Score: 1

      Yes - in principal. You will need a separate bunch of 20 GeV drive electrons for each section, but that is not very difficult to do with a single accelerator. You need to separate the waste beam from the previous stage and the magnetic system to do that may be inconveniently long unless there is a beam-optics trick (which there may be).

      Staging two sections together is on the list of things that they are going to try. The eventual goal is to put together a lot of stages to get to TeV scale energies.

    13. Re:Not exactly by joe_frisch · · Score: 1

      If you do everything right, you should get the same added energy from each section. So a 10 GeV input beam woudl go to 11.6, and a 1000 GeV beam would go to 1001.6. The beams are ultra-relativistic - for all practical purposes speed of light (off by only a part in a billion) and this acceleration mechanism doesn't depend on the beam energy .

    14. Re:Not exactly by Chalnoth · · Score: 2

      I checked, and electrons accelerated via plasma shocks do indeed emit synchrotron radiation. What is your source for this claim that the energy will be purely additive?

    15. Re:Not exactly by the+gnat · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes, that is actually before the US entered WWII and long before the invention of the cyclotron.

      Huh? The cyclotron was invented in 1932. Obviously a relatively primitive instrument (it would easily fit on my kitchen table), but the underlying design is still in use.

    16. Re: Not exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My flashlight accelerates photons to light speed instantaneously.

    17. Re:Not exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking a Bewolf cluster.

    18. Re:Not exactly by rgbatduke · · Score: 1

      Oops, my bad, sorry. For some reason I added a mental decade to the year. I should have checked, as my memory ain't what it used to be, and it never was much:-)

      rgb

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    19. Re:Not exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you read the article (damn you, paywall!) you note that this is essentially an afterburner, and does not start with stationary electrons. In this particular instance it requires a 2 km linear accelerator before the 12 inch magic booster box. 20 GeV electrons are accelerated by a further 1.6 GeV. Still interesting research, but definitely not what is claimed in the summary (surprise).

      What the heck is this world coming to?!?
      You mean to tell me now we have people lying about their 2km and saying it's only 12 inches?!
      This has to be either a communist or feminist plot.

    20. Re:Not exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so, what would happen if they made the magic booster box 2km long, instead of a foot?

    21. Re:Not exactly by joe_frisch · · Score: 2

      Its a good question .
      I don't understand astrophysical shocks, but see: http://www.slac.stanford.edu/e...
      As far as I can tell the rely on magnetic fields bending the particles back into the shock.

      When relativistic particle trajectories are bent by magnetic fields, they emit synchrotron radiation which increases rapidly with increasing particle energy.

      Longitudinal fields don't do the same thing. There is a tiny amount of radiation, but it is not strongly dependent on particle energy. I believe this is because Lorentz contraction increases transverse, but not longitudinal electromagnetic fields: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C...

      Ideally the fields in the plasma accelerator are longitudinal on axis. If the particle enters slightly off axis it will get a transverse kick and will radiate synchrotron radiation, and we do see that. For very high energies that radiation might be large, but the effect would be to damp the transverse motion of the particle, but not affect the longitudinal acceleration.

        I know that the plasma wakefield people are seriously thinking about TeV scale machines: https://accelconf.web.cern.ch/...

      It is possible that the concept fails at some much higher energy.

    22. Re:Not exactly by Maury+Markowitz · · Score: 1

      > essentially an afterburner, and does not start with stationary electrons

      No major accelerator does. Most of them start with something simple like a Crockoff-Walton or even a van-degraff, then inject them into a series of ever larger synchrotrons. LCH has something like four or five "injectors" in a chain.

      In any event, plasma wake accelerators have been around for years. They don't work. This one won't either. Plasma just doesn't work the way any of our ever increasingly complex computer simulations say it should. Just as the $4 billion they dumped into NIF.

    23. Re:Not exactly by Snotnose · · Score: 1

      So you bang your gf for 73 seconds, then the porn star comes in to finish her off? Got it.

      / why does this summary inspire so many penis jokes?

    24. Re:Not exactly by deviated_prevert · · Score: 1, Funny

      If you do a Google search on

      SLAC PUB plasma wakefield
      you will find a lot of non-paywalled papers on this and related plasma accelerator experiments at SLAC.

      And if you use BSD or Slac you will not have to deal with a the over sized POS systemd configuration to accelerate your bits for packet collisions!

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    25. Re:Not exactly by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Death rays, we have had them around for yonks but just like in many other things, width counts more than length, http://gizmodo.com/5698143/wat..., plenty red hot melty death right there. Put a big one in space, that alters it shape to hide it's function and plenty of random burny surreptitious attacks can ensue.

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    26. Re:Not exactly by codeButcher · · Score: 2

      It's still a death ray, just a 2km + 1 foot long death ray

      Oh the mix of imperial + metric - now my head hurts :-)

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    27. Re:Not exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some alien scientist on another planet will detect one of those particles and say "oh my god!" and try to explain it by some plasma shock front in our galaxy.

    28. Re:Not exactly by GNious · · Score: 1

      ...that reads like one of the ST:DS9 episodes....

    29. Re:Not exactly by tibit · · Score: 1

      Still, it's not inconceiveable that a couple dozen of such boxes can't start with a CRT e-gun for an injector and end with 20GeV, right?

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    30. Re:Not exactly by tibit · · Score: 1

      They do add 1.2GeV to the beam in that foot-long box. It obviously works. The question is whether it is useful or not, but calling it "not working" is, well, ignoring the facts.

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    31. Re:Not exactly by powerlord · · Score: 1

      Now you know how the Mars Orbiter felt ... is it any wonder it crashed itself?

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    32. Re:Not exactly by blue9steel · · Score: 1

      So there's still hope for flying armored dirigibles with particle cannon death rays?

    33. Re:Not exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plasma just doesn't work the way any of our ever increasingly complex computer simulations say it should

      Particle-in-cell simulations of things on the scale EM wavelength in a plasma work extremely well, which is the type of simulation relevant to most wakefield accelerators. Equating that situation with NIF seems rather naive, as they are rather different ends of the spectrum of situations and types of simulations used. As pointed out above too, you seem to completely disregard that this doesn't work, along with many other wakefield accelerators that produce 1+ GeV accelerations.

  8. Maaaan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope we at least got the lift kit

  9. It's been done...in 1959 by 602 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Here's a tabletop particle accelerator in Scientific American's Amateur Scientist column in 1959: http://www.sciencemadness.org/... And in the Sept 1953 issue, an account of some high school students in El Cerrito who built a cyclotron.

    1. Re:It's been done...in 1959 by Matheus · · Score: 2

      Not the same thing but thanks for the link!

      As the article describes this is a high energy accelerator that takes a 20GeV beam and accelerates it by 1.6GeV. That acceleration in 12" is what is the key here. The above linked article will allow you to build a relatively small accelerator measuring in the 100s of KeV but those traditional methods require a significantly larger device to get the beam in the MeVs or higher.

      They needed a 2 km linear accelerator to get to 20GeV and added 8% to that in 1 foot.

      CERN has 17 Miles to get up to their current 4 TeV (supposed capacity of 7 TeV I believe)
      If you assume (maybe bad assumption but seems right) that this technology is scalable then you get 1.6GeV for every foot added.

      5280 * 1.6 GeV = 8448GeV / mi

      7 TeV / 8448 GeV = .8286mi

      1.24274mi (2km) + .8286mi = 2.0713mi to do what CERN needs 17 miles to do.

      That's neat and possibly WAY more affordable to build than more traditional accelerators.

    2. Re:It's been done...in 1959 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An electron gun from an old CRT or just made with a pair of wires in a vacuum plus two DC power supplies can give you particle accelerator in less than a millimeter. The energy is kind of important, as that would be just a few keV, while the article talks about more than a GeV in that distance.

    3. Re:It's been done...in 1959 by VAXcat · · Score: 1

      AAIEEEE! I don't' know what I'd be more scared of - the X-rays this thing generates, the high voltage potentially lethal power supplies, the flying glass when one of the reservoir jugs breaks, or the incredibly toxic vaporized mercury!!! in the diffusion pump. People didn't scare very easily back in the 50s

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    4. Re:It's been done...in 1959 by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 3, Insightful

      First, this work is not really new, its just a derivative of laser wakefield techniques. Further, it is not apparent that this will scale properly. Just because you can get a nice gradient in the low GeV range doesn't mean you can continue the same at TeV energies.

      I would also point out that it is not simply enough to accelerate one small bunch of electrons/positrons (or even protons). Luminosity is also a very significant factor in particle physics.

      But it is good to see that research is continuing on high gradient alterntiaves to cyclotrons and synchrotrons.

  10. Not a collider by AchilleTalon · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually, it is the accelaration module that is 1 foot long. It is not a collider, it is an accelerator a collider would be at least two feet long and in reality would have more than one acceleration module.

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  11. SLAC FACET accelerator by joe_frisch · · Score: 5, Informative

    I am peripherally involved in the SLAC plasma wakefield accelerator described in the article.

    It provides a very high energy gain in a short distance, but needs to be driven by a high energy drive beam. The present design uses a 20GeV drive beam (using part of the old high energy physics accelerator).The required drive beam energy could be reduced to ~10GeV but probably not a whole lot lower. So this is a way to build a relatively short very high energy accelerator, but not a way to build a very short low-medium energy machine.

    Other labs are working on laser driven plasma accelerators that do not need to start with a high energy beam, but do need an enormous laser system and are presently limited to much lower average beam powers .

    Plasmas are very promising for future accelerators and there was some excellent work done at SLAC as well as laser / plasma accelerators at other labs. There is still a lot to do. There are issues with staging multiple plasma cells to get high energies, beam quality and stability issues etc.

    1. Re:SLAC FACET accelerator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other news, photos are accelerating at the speed of light from my computer screen to my eyes right now. Almost 14 inches away.

    2. Re:SLAC FACET accelerator by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      So the beauty of this would be to take the plasma bit and stick it on the end of the Hadron collider, right? You could significantly boost the energy and speed without rebuilding the entire collider by using a very tiny bit at the end. Is that correct?

    3. Re:SLAC FACET accelerator by joe_frisch · · Score: 4, Informative

      That is a slightly different concept. This uses a medium-energy (20GeV), high current electron beam to drive the plasma, which then accelerates a high energy beam.

      There is also a scheme to use a high energy proton beam to drive the plasma, and a scheme to use a high power (Peta-watt) laser to drive the plasma.

      All are being seriously considered / developed by various laboratories.

      This type of scheme probably doesn't apply well to a circular machine like LHC because the energy limit there is the magnets used to bend the beam into a ring .You might accelerate the protons at the end, but you wouldn't be able to send them back for re-use and you would not get enough collisions to get interesting physics.

    4. Re:SLAC FACET accelerator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Photons don't accelerate. They always go the same speed. They also follow null geodesics, so they don't accelerate that way either.

    5. Re:SLAC FACET accelerator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      So is this possibly an ion drive, adaptable to spacecraft?

    6. Re:SLAC FACET accelerator by joe_frisch · · Score: 2

      Unfortunately for ion drives you want high current but very low energy. The amount of electric power required by an ion drive increases as the exhaust velocity increases, and for present day space applications you are better off with less particle energy, not more.

    7. Re:SLAC FACET accelerator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Wakefield accelerators are space efficient compared to traditional high energy accelerators, but not energy efficient, especially when driven by lasers that might only be 0.1-0.5% efficient converting electrical power to light, not counting the inefficiencies in converting that light to accelerated particle power (you would probably be better off just shooting the laser out the back). A regular ion drive is pretty simple and a lot more efficient and works at much higher average power levels for a compact design.

    8. Re:SLAC FACET accelerator by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the comments. I read another article about this and they left us think it would be suitable to build medical accelerators and small size accelerators for many purposes. Apparently it is not the case.

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    9. Re:SLAC FACET accelerator by Required+Snark · · Score: 1
      Here is a paper about using lasers for very high performance accelerators with relatively short distances. They are also wake field devices.

      A proper utilization of these phenomena and effects leads to the new technology of relativistic engineering, in which light-matter interactions in the relativistic regime drives the development of laser-driven accelerator science.

      The bulk of the paper is way beyond me, but it was still an interesting read.

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  12. Near the speed of light isn't hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Your old desktop CRT would accelerate electrons to a reasonable fraction of c. A good accelerator will keep pushing the particles ever closer to the unobtainable speed of light so that they gain more and more mass. Physicists sometimes joke that their accelerators should really be called "ponderators".

    But, as others have already said, the summary sucks.

    1. Re:Near the speed of light isn't hard by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

      Silly thought experiment.. Accelerate ions you got from nuclear waste (Plutonium, Cesium, Strontium etc.) to relativistic speeds, then from our point of view the time will flow much faster for them and they'll quickly decay, giving you no significant remaining radio-activity. Though I wonder about the crap that escaped the beam - if it's not disrupted, and what crap is left in the beam that you have to get rid of.

    2. Re:Near the speed of light isn't hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have that backwards, as the faster the particles in the beam go, the slower time appears to pass for them as viewed by someone in the original frame. This is rather significant for things like muons, which would can travel a lot further at higher speeds than their decay time would normally allow, and even allows for the design of muon accelerators despite their 2 microsecond halflife.

  13. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is not the size, its the momentum.

  14. Have to wonder where all the Slashbots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    insisting that big accelerators like Cern and the SSC were the only to go are in this thread ?

    1. Re:Have to wonder where all the Slashbots by Crashmarik · · Score: 1

      Likely posting as ACs. Nothing worse than posting the unpleasant truth about people's livelihoods.

  15. Cue more genital jokes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People will joke about large hardon colliders with this story about 1 foot long colliders, that's for sure.

  16. Echoes of Spinal Tap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So were they possibly working off a napkin sketch, a la ST's Stonehenge?

    1. Re: Echoes of Spinal Tap? by joel.wiese · · Score: 2

      And then they turn the machine up to 11, for when they need just a little more acceleration. See, all the other colliders only go to 10.

  17. A man walks into a bar... by dohzer · · Score: 2

    ...with a 12" particle collider and a tiny scientist.

    1. Re:A man walks into a bar... by roc97007 · · Score: 2

      "What I wished for was a twelve inch"... wait a minute... um... I can't make that work.

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    2. Re:A man walks into a bar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that a very small particle collider in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

      Wanna come to the lab and see my 12"?

    3. Re:A man walks into a bar... by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1, Funny

      Two fermions walk into a bar. One says "I'll have a beer." The other says "I'll have what he's having."

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    4. Re:A man walks into a bar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The other says "Dammit, that’s what I wanted!"

      Or you meant bosons, not fermions.

    5. Re: A man walks into a bar... by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      No, I meant fermions.

      I thought of adding something like: "The bartender says to the second fermion, 'We don't serve your kind here!'", but it seems to have more punch the way it is.

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    6. Re: A man walks into a bar... by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      Again to AC: I like your improvement, though,

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    7. Re: A man walks into a bar... by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      How about:

      A boson walks into a bar and says "Bud Light for everyone!" And all the fermions leave.

      Okay, that's all. I'll leave it alone now.

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  18. Rule 34 by roc97007 · · Score: 0

    Gotcher 11.9 inches right here.

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    1. Re:Rule 34 by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      Large Hardon Collider? I see a cockfight coming...

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  19. Re:NEXT Thing you know. by Artifakt · · Score: 1

    Nonsense, if YOU personally caused the rise of feminism, my ex-wife would clearly be wrong, and of course that's impossible.

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  20. Very clever idea by Sla$hPot · · Score: 0

    That must be great for hunting all the really really tiny sub particles

  21. Only 1-foot long? by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 1

    And no one has mentioned outfitting these on friggen sharks yet?

  22. Re:What? Only one foot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dark skinned comedian: "What's 12 inches long and white? ... Nuthin'!"

  23. confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "What the SLAC National Accelerator Laboratory's new collider lacks in size, it makes up for by using plasma to accelerate particles more than 500 times faster than traditional methods."

    Isn’t that dangerous?

  24. Reminds me of the joke by edxwelch · · Score: 0

    Reminds me of the joke, "My dick is 12 inchs long, but I don't use it as a rule"

  25. Is your particle collider small, bent or crooked? by t_ban · · Score: 1

    No need to feel inferior; it turns out twelve inches is more than enough to satisfy Dame Nature.

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  26. Skunkworks military project? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They've just created a rail gun... with very small bullets.

  27. LOL ... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

    *pew* *pew* ... frickin' ray guns!!

    Now, bring me some sharks!

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  28. misleading explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Electrons travel at nearly the speed of light already at very low energies. I don't understand why people keep comparing to the speed of light, because getting to 99.99% of the speed of light is the easy part. Its the energy that counts, not the speed.

    The plasma wakefield accelerators are indeed very promising, but are not yet able to replace traditional syncrotrons. For the sake of the field, its very important that a breakthrough occurs b/c even if the Chinese project magically gets funded, there is no possibility that the next bigger one will ever get built. Pumping the $ from the IHEP project into plasma or other alternatives seems like a better idea in the long run, than running a Higgs factory at a pretty middling energy ... when the CERN LHC will outperform until late 2030's anyway.

  29. Accelleration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so if they make it a Mile long and use that lenght to accellerate the particles won't that make it even more energetic?

  30. USA are a country? by CaptQuark · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Unites States of America are a country

    A group is considered a single entity if all the members of the group are addressed together. You cannot have a group of "United States" be a country without including all 50 of them so they are addressed as a single group. The capitalization of United States of America also indicates you are referring to the collection of all 50 states together.

    In contrast, if you said "The Red States are more conservative." then you are referring to the individual states in that group so they are treated as a plural subject.

    Other examples: The Pit Crew is efficient, but the pit crew members are tired. The choir is rehearsing, but the choir singers are upset. http://public.wsu.edu/~brians/...

    ~~

    1. Re:USA are a country? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 4, Informative

      It depends on where you come from - its natural here in the UK to use "are" for the collection, eg "Microsoft are..." rather than "Microsoft is..."

    2. Re:USA are a country? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      So, they're just as much of a group as say the United Nations then?

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    3. Re:USA are a country? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      It depends on where you come from - its natural here in the UK to use "are" for the collection, eg "Microsoft are..." rather than "Microsoft is..."

      No, no this is slashdot. You have to say in full:

      "Microsoft in the UK are evil, convicted monopolists who held back the progress of computing by three decades and are responsible for more deaths than Hitler, Stalin and Mao combined".

      Or:

      "Microsoft in the US is an evil, convicted monopolist which has held back the progress of computing by three decades and is responsible for more deaths than Hitler, Stalin and Mao combined".

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    4. Re:USA are a country? by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 1

      The Pit Crew is singular, as there is one crew. The choir is singular, as there is one choir. The united states are plural, as there are many states. If it was "the union of states", then indeed it would be singular, as there is one union.

      The United States of America "is" is [yet another] exception that exists in the English language. Grammatically, it makes no sense.

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    5. Re:USA are a country? by necro81 · · Score: 1

      The usage of "United States of America" as either singular or plural has shifted over the years. The guidelines you provide are good for the general case of collected objects, but "USA" seems to be a particular case that (sometimes, maybe, mostly) breaks the rule.

    6. Re:USA are a country? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      So how would refer the the collective of the member states of the European Union; Are they a union or is they a Union? The point is you're arguing about grammar, and I'm arguing about politics.

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    7. Re:USA are a country? by dl_sledding · · Score: 1

      No, no, no. You've got it mixed up. "Are they a union or is it a union".

      Examples:

      The United Nations is an organization. The union is made up of members, who are individually governed. The United States of America is a member. The United States of America and the European Union are members.

      The United States of America is a country. The union is made up of states, who are individually governed. Texas is a southern state. Texas and Arkansas are southern states.

      The European Union is a collective. The union is made up of countries, who are individually governed. Austria is a landlocked country. Austria and Switzerland are landlocked countries.

      The same rules hold true in each case.

      When looking a proper, recognized collection of any group of foobars, the proper, recognized collection itself is an individual entity (the UN, the USA, the EU).

      When looking at the foobars themselves (members, states, countries), each is treated as an individual in and of itself, but they are treated as a group of individuals when speaking outside of the proper, recognized collection, therefore plural.

      So, saying "the United States of America is..." is more logically, grammatically, and politically correct (not in the "feely" sense) than "the United States of America are". Using those rules it should be "the European Union is...", not "the European Union are...". It would be less confusing if it would have been called "the American Union", getting the plural word out of the name (states).

    8. Re:USA are a country? by stoatwblr · · Score: 1

      Untrue.

      You use "is" if referring to the entity (Microsoft is an evil company) or "are" if referring to the members of the entity (Microsoft are a bunch of evil bastards)

      Note however that the "are" is qualified by "a bunch of" in order to make it clear you're referring to the set members.

      Qualification may be implied ("United States is" vs "Red states are") - english is wonderfully inconsistent.

    9. Re:USA are a country? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I know, "The point is you're arguing about grammar, and I'm arguing about politics." the political point my sig is making is that the relationship between the several States and the Federal Government isn't necessarily hierarchical, therefore in many cases, the united States of America could more properly being a plurality of States rather than a singularity of a Federal Government and by butchering the grammar I've sometimes made the statement more visible.

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  31. This will melt your face! by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

    And turn it into an expanding cloud of plasma a few picoseconds later.

  32. CERN 17 miles long ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'The' CERN collider? Which one of the 10 or so are they talking about ...?

    The Famous LHC is a ring and is 27 km "long" but since it is a ring it is basically infinite ....

    1. Re:CERN 17 miles long ... by Chrisq · · Score: 3, Funny

      The Famous LHC is a ring and is 27 km "long" but since it is a ring it is basically infinite ....

      If only that worked for doughnuts

  33. "Near the speed of light" is a bit vague by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    Michael Litos and his team were able to accelerate bunches of electrons to near the speed of light

    "Near the speed of light" is not a particularly informative phrase when you're talking about particle colliders.

    90%? 99%? 99.9999%?

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  34. News for nerds, stuff in metrics ? by Synchronyme · · Score: 1

    17 miles = 27.3 km
    49 miles = 78.8 km
    12 inches = 30.5 cm

    You're welcome.

    1. Re:News for nerds, stuff in metrics ? by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      Sorry, centimeters are a legacy SI unit, the csg system is obsolete. Get with the times, gramps. Also, you are claiming three digits of metric precision from two digit imperial units, your conversions are incorrect.

  35. But... but... my funding! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The poor 'scientists' at CERN have been found out. Now they will lose all the funding for their 'vital' research (that the general public don't care about, and don't want to pay for...)

  36. 1,6GeV is tiny by maroberts · · Score: 1

    LHC is designed to operate up to 14TeV; over 1000 times more.

    The article seems to imply that this device is an afterburner or booster to particles already moving. The next question is whether they can be chained together in some fashion

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  37. FTFY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The CERN particle collider is 17 miles long. The United States just announced a supercollider that is supposed to be roughly 49 miles long. Chinas new particle collider is just under 4 inches long. What the SLAC National Accelerator Laboratory's new collider lacks in size, it makes up for by using plasma to accelerate particles more than 500 times faster than traditional methods. In a recent test published in Nature, Michael Litos and his team were able to accelerate bunches of electrons to near the speed of light within the tiny chamber."

  38. I Told My Wife by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    We got a little frisky the other night, and when she reached down and asked "what's this", I told her it was a 12" super collider.

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    1. Re:I Told My Wife by FreedomFirstThenPeac · · Score: 1

      You must be experiencing Lorentz-contractions, and if you aren't careful she will experience contractions too!

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  39. 12" long electron accelerator? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my day we called them CRTs.

  40. Finally: a working proton-pack for Halloween! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the missing piece of the puzzle I've been waiting for!

    Now how much juice does one of these take?

  41. Crowfunding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm going to crowdfund this new pocket collider. Everyone should have one.

  42. Small but Crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Beat that China

  43. Sub(particle)Way by BronsCon · · Score: 1

    Let me know when they get the price down to $5 and I'll buy two.

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  44. Line 'em up in a chain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was just wondering if we could just line 'em up in a chain, could we get the particles to accelerate to TeV / PeV levels? Super-symmetric Higgs round the corner? We can literally save the universe (at least in our minds) / cause a cool vacuum decay destroying everything :) Joy!

  45. My personal 7 foot particle by FreedomFirstThenPeac · · Score: 1

    Collides particles we call "pool balls" because they are so large.

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  46. The Warp drive is born by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Using plasma to accelerate particles 500 times faster gives rise to can this be used as a warp drive?

    Hook the particle accelerators to the back end of a spaceship and see how fast it can go....

    LOL

  47. Re:NEXT Thing you know. by MakersDirector · · Score: 0

    You just made me choke on my own spit as I cracked the hell up!

    Thank you for that!