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New Website Offers Provably Fair Solutions To Everyday Problems

An anonymous reader writes Carnegie Mellon researchers have just launched Spliddit, a website that offers methods for helping people split rent, divide goods, and share credit. The novelty is that these methods are all "provably fair": there are mathematical proofs showing that each algorithm on the site provides rigorous fairness guarantees. For example, the method for splitting rent is guaranteed to be envy free: the assignment of rooms and division of rent is such that a housemate would never want to swap places with another housemate. All it takes is a pair of siblings to prove that there's no such thing as "provably fair," non-mathematically.

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  1. It doesn't work by wcrowe · · Score: 5, Funny

    I keep telling my dogs that the way that Spliddit divvies up the expenses is PROVABLY FAIR, but all they do is look at me blankly, cocking their heads to one side. Damn dogs. I never see a dime out of either of them.

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    1. Re:It doesn't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God damn, Thank you lol.

    2. Re:It doesn't work by OglinTatas · · Score: 1

      In addition to dogs children won't get it. If you give two children 4 crayons each, who has more? The answer is always the other does.

    3. Re:It doesn't work by Quirkz · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hell, if you give two children identical copies of the same color crayon, one will still want what the other has.

    4. Re:It doesn't work by chronoglass · · Score: 2

      http://www.spliddit.org/apps/g...

      I only got half of a cat!

    5. Re:It doesn't work by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      It in fact doesn't work:

      This property is guaranteed, assuming that each housemate wishes to maximize the difference between what she thinks her room is worth and how much rent she has to pay.

      That's not the objective of most people -- they will value rooms differently depending on which other rooms they own.

      And I suspect someone could gain an advantage by dishonestly reporting how much they value each room. Specifically, if you express a value for the rooms as almost the same as your roommate, but slightly lower for the rooms he wants the most and slightly higher for the rooms he likes the least, I suspect their mechanism for overdemanded and underdemanded rooms will give you the slightly inferior rooms at a greatly reduced price.

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    6. Re:It doesn't work by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

      In addition to dogs children won't get it. If you give two children 4 crayons each, who has more? The answer is always the other does.

      As usual, the bible has the answer.

      First, "divide the living child in two" (1 Kings 3:25). This will give you four half-children, each with two crayons, and a blissfully quiet household.

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    7. Re:It doesn't work by davester666 · · Score: 1

      paws or head?

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    8. Re:It doesn't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      paws or head?

      more like head end or tail end

    9. Re:It doesn't work by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Isn't there an implication that the algorithm is provably fair to a rational being. The last time I interacted with them, human children did not appear (mostly) to be rational beings.

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    10. Re: It doesn't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      assuming rationality is the problem

  2. sibling fairness by orgelspieler · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The best example of a fairness algorithm is an old one used with siblings. Tell one kid to divvy up the candy/cake/toys whatever, and let the other kid choose which half they want.

    Greece used something similar when trying to get people to honestly report the value of their antiquities. If they listed it for a price the government thought was too low, the agency could buy it for that price. I wish local governments would do something like that with home values. If they want to tax me for a house worth more than what I can get for it on the open market, then I should have the right to sell it to them at that price.

    1. Re:sibling fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they want to tax me for a house worth more than what I can get for it on the open market, then I should have the right to sell it to them at that price.

      And if you tell them it's worth $5 and you sell it for $500k, do they get to charge you with fraud for ripping off the other person by $499995?

    2. Re:sibling fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish local governments would do something like that with home values. If they want to tax me for a house worth more than what I can get for it on the open market, then I should have the right to sell it to them at that price.

      I've had the same thought as well. Want a "fair" government, then start doing stuff like that.

      Same goes for Employer-Provided health benefit statements on IRS W2 forms. If employers want to claim it costs $17,000 to provide an employee a healthcare benefit, then the employer should have to pay that amount to the employee when employees decline that benefit.

    3. Re:sibling fairness by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      If they want to tax me for a house worth more than what I can get for it on the open market, then I should have the right to sell it to them at that price.

      Better yet, make property taxes reflect the property's burden on the government. What we have now is an unscrupulous diner's dilemma situation where people who maximize their street frontage in order to give themselves more places to park pay only a tiny fraction of the incremental cost (land, maintenance, lighting, emergency response, etc.), and everyone else does the same in return, driving up all our taxes. It's madness.

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    4. Re:sibling fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And if you tell them it's worth $5 and you sell it for $500k, do they get to charge you with fraud for ripping off the other person by $499995

      Not like that. If you claim the property is only worth $5, the state should have the option to purchase the property from you at your "asking" price.

      Tit-for-tat.

      If the state sets the 'appraisal' value, then the owner should be able to force the state to purchase at the state's appraised price.
      If the owner sets the 'appraisal' value, then the state should be able to force the owner to sell at the owner's appraised price.

    5. Re:sibling fairness by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      The best example of a fairness algorithm is an old one used with siblings. Tell one kid to divvy up the candy/cake/toys whatever, and let the other kid choose which half they want.

      That's essentially how their web site works, except they're asking every roommate to divide up and assign a value to each space, before asking them which space they might prefer. In a way, I like their site better, because it seems to work more like a blind auction. By keeping the bids of other roommates initially secret, then they're essentially preventing them from changing their mind halfway before the process is finished. It makes the process much cleaner that way and much more haggle-free.

    6. Re:sibling fairness by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      What we have now is an unscrupulous diner's dilemma situation where people who maximize their street frontage in order to give themselves more places to park

      It doesn't matter how much frontage you have, the street is still the same length and there are still the same number of parking spaces. In fact, the fewer the driveways, the MORE spaces to park there are. How much space you have to park depends on the area of your property, not the frontage. A dual driveway and a two car garage gives four spaces no matter how much frontage that property has.

      You're confusing "public on-street parking" with "private parking". Those spaces on the street are intended for transients, not residential parking. That's why it is called "public on-street parking."

    7. Re:sibling fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you actually read the post to which you are responding, or did you just skip over the first five sentences in order to push an agenda (of which I'm not even sure what agenda that could be)?

    8. Re:sibling fairness by disambiguated · · Score: 1

      Hmm.... Maybe they should do this with intellectual property.

      The owner of intellectual property would be taxed based on a value the owner specifies annually. The government would have the option to purchase it for that amount, perhaps with an added premium. If the property is sold, the purchaser is taxed initially based on what they paid. Licences & royalties would be limited based on the taxed value.

      I was about to say maybe this would be too complicated to get right... then I remembered our tax code.

    9. Re:sibling fairness by Kvasio · · Score: 3, Informative

      the algorith is old one, I remember it from Hugo Steinhaus's math book.
      It works for any number of parties and goods.

      Say we have 4 brothers who have to divide the heritage: home, car and bicycle

      Step 1: each brother provides his valuation, e.g.
      Adam home $200,000 car $10,000 bike $100 - total value $210,100 thus his "fair part" is $52,525
      Brad home $150,000 car $3,000 bike $120 - total value $153,120 thus his "fair part" is $38,280
      Caleb home $180,000 car $11,000 bike $80 - total value $191,080 thus his "fair part" is $47,770
      Damon home $50,000 car $3,000 bike $60 - total value $53,060 thus his "fair part" is $13,265

      Step 2
      whoever "bid" the highest for given good, gets it, at his own valuation.
      Adam gets home (valued by him $200,000), which is $147,475 more, than his "fair part", so has to pay $147,475 to the pool
      Brad gets bike (valued by him at $120), which is $38,160 less, than he believes he should get
      Caleb gets cat (valued by him at $11,000) which is $36,770 less than his definition of a fair part.
      Damon gets no item, which is $13,265 lower, than he had hoped to get

      Step 3
      Adam should pay $147,475 to the pool.
      Brad gets $38,160 from the pool
      Caleb gets $36,770 from the pool
      Damon gets $13,265 from the pool

      Now every brother got exactly what he valued as a 1/4th of total items value.

      And we've still got $59,280 in pool to share. Which may:
      - be split equally - each brother gets $14,820 "bonus"
      - be split proportionaly - each brother gets part of that $59k split by weights of their total valuation sum (in our example - each would bet 39.04% more than he expected)
      - be stolen by the court/the man splitting goods ;-)

      Hugo Steinhaus also mentioned that this procedure may be altered to minimise cash flows (items go to person with lowerst valuation, but results in everyone getting less than expected) or to consider not equal shares in total goods.

    10. Re:sibling fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was the classic Norse method for dividing inheritances in the Sagas: one makes the division, the other chooses.

    11. Re:sibling fairness by radtea · · Score: 3, Insightful

      the algorith is old one, I remember it from Hugo Steinhaus's math book.

      That's a really nice description. I wish this was better known. But...

      The algorithm only works (in the sense of leaving the parties psychologically satisfied) if their preferences are transitive (that is, if they are not insane).

      In reality, even sane people's preferences change in pseudo-non-transitive ways as possibilities become actualities. So when Caleb gets the car, Adam is going to wish he'd valued it more highly, and so on. Our inner monkey won't be happy until it gets more than everyone else.

      There is also a considerable body of data showing that our ability to judge the value of stuff is very poor. Happiness research has been big on this, showing that most of what people think will make them happy is radically inferior to easily predictable things that will actually make them happy.

      So while the algorithm is beautiful and general and ought to be used wherever appropriate, it is not going to satisfy people, and it will then fall out of use because no one is going to say, "I am broken" when they can say "The algorithm is broken" instead.

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    12. Re:sibling fairness by Kvasio · · Score: 1

      still, there's nothing better ... or at least pareto-better.

    13. Re:sibling fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interestingly enough, this method is often used for impromptu drug deals where neither party has a scale. If there's 7 grams to be split up, one person does the splitting, and the other person chooses. This can also be extended to multiple parties by allowing each to select a portion in turn, but then the portions are assigned by another person.

      Works great. It encourages the people doing the splitting to be as fair as possible to minimize the chance of them getting screwed. It's often surprisingly accurate, and even drug dealers/druggies won't dispute the fairness of it.

    14. Re:sibling fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your post makes zero sense. It sounds like you just have parking envy.

    15. Re:sibling fairness by UnderCoverPenguin · · Score: 1

      If employers want to claim it costs $17,000 to provide an employee a healthcare benefit, then the employer should have to pay that amount to the employee when employees decline that benefit.

      Employers are not claiming that is their cost, they are reporting what the insurance company claims would be the "retail price" of an equivalent individual policy. Employers also report the actual cost as part of their business expenses. The IRS has a set of formulae for deciding if the employee owes more tax.

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    16. Re: sibling fairness by MickLinux · · Score: 1

      I'm putting a high value on the bathroom and the foyer. when I get those two rooms, I put a coin-op pay slot on the bathroom ... and sleep in the foyer.

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    17. Re:sibling fairness by Kjella · · Score: 2

      Except you assume that all the players are actually honest about every option and valuation and not just playing the algorithm. Imagine a well off and not so well off student decide to share an apartment which consists of two rooms, one small and one big and a common area. They can't agree how much the extra space is worth, now the poor student he doesn't want the big room. He just wants the other guy to pay this "fair" share extra so he can pay as little as possible. Now the rich student he knows the poor student is trying to cost optimize, he doesn't want to pay extra for extra space. So he doesn't have to bid a "fair" value, he just has to outbid the poor student.

      If the poor student tries to push up the price of the big room or the rich student tries to penny pinch low-balling the price and they end up swapping rooms neither is going to be happy, the poor student didn't really want to pay extra and the rich student didn't really want the cramped room. They were just trying to use their own knowledge of the other person's preferences to maximize their own value. No algorithm can reasonably cope with that because the total utility is not fixed, it's not like a cake where the sum always adds up to 100%.

      You can see this for example in divorce proceeding where something has different sentimental values. You want that family heirloom? Well I don't really want it, I'm just trying to gouge you for as much as I can. If you gouge too much the other person may give it up and say "fuck you too". The threshold is an essential secret which limits the gouging, if you knew that $100 item has a $1000 sentimental value you might bid $999 even though you don't want it for $101, you want to lose but in the most rewarding way.

      It doesn't even have to be the big stuff it might be chocolates in a bowl, if you know your buddy is big on toffee you might grab one even though you don't like it much because you know your buddy will offer a good swap. Until he catches on and lets you simmer with your toffee because he knows that's a lose-lose situation you want to get out of too. It's like trying to stand still at a game of rock-paper-scissors, in theory they all have a 1/3 chance of winning but if you pick rock every time you'll soon lose every time. The way to win is to recognize your opponents patterns and exploit them for a better than 1/3rd chance.

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    18. Re:sibling fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...it will then fall out of use becuase...

      I am broken, you insensitive clod!

    19. Re:sibling fairness by JasonGoatcher · · Score: 1

      The best example of a fairness algorithm is an old one used with siblings. Tell one kid to divvy up the candy/cake/toys whatever, and let the other kid choose which half they want.

      Greece used something similar when trying to get people to honestly report the value of their antiquities. If they listed it for a price the government thought was too low, the agency could buy it for that price. I wish local governments would do something like that with home values. If they want to tax me for a house worth more than what I can get for it on the open market, then I should have the right to sell it to them at that price.

      Have you been reading old Heinlein novels? That's where I first encountered both of those concepts. Number of the Beast, right?

      As for letting one sibling divvy stuff up and letting the other sibling pick, that's why democracy doesn't work in practice. Because however many people are involved, you need to account for each individually, so it gets out of hand after only a few people are added to the society.

    20. Re:sibling fairness by JasonGoatcher · · Score: 1

      Well, if the person paying $500k finds out about the undervaluation, they should then sue for the difference.

    21. Re:sibling fairness by JasonGoatcher · · Score: 1

      The algorithm only works (in the sense of leaving the parties psychologically satisfied) if their preferences are transitive (that is, if they are not insane).

      In reality, even sane people's preferences change in pseudo-non-transitive ways as possibilities become actualities. So when Caleb gets the car, Adam is going to wish he'd valued it more highly, and so on. Our inner monkey won't be happy until it gets more than everyone else.

      You could also pair people up with others who have different, but somehow compatible values. For instance, I want internet and a good way to consume it, a bedroom, and food and shelter. I'm willing to value that higher so I don't need to worry about the other stuff. So I could pair myself with someone who wants lots of the other stuff and is willing to take responsibility for it. So we're both happy.

      There is also a considerable body of data showing that our ability to judge the value of stuff is very poor. Happiness research has been big on this, showing that most of what people think will make them happy is radically inferior to easily predictable things that will actually make them happy.

      So while the algorithm is beautiful and general and ought to be used wherever appropriate, it is not going to satisfy people, and it will then fall out of use because no one is going to say, "I am broken" when they can say "The algorithm is broken" instead.

      Good point, I've made so many tech purchases that I've regretted later, it's not even funny.

    22. Re:sibling fairness by russotto · · Score: 1

      If the state sets the 'appraisal' value, then the owner should be able to force the state to purchase at the state's appraised price.

      Doesn't work. The state just deliberately under-assesses everything, then jacks up the millage to compensate.

    23. Re:sibling fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if your sibling is allergic to something, all you have to do is make sure that you pick out all the stuff he's allergic to and combine that with the best candy. Or, if not allergic, put in the select pile all candies they dislike (but you like) and the best candies that you both like. The other pile gets whatever's left.

      Either way, the other sibling is left with a dilemma.

    24. Re:sibling fairness by Moral+Judgement · · Score: 1

      I know one of the reasons you had the valuations be different is to show how the system works and produces differences, but am I the only one thinking that Damon is getting screwed on step 3? Brad and Caleb get something and three times as much money as Damon (Adam's position is unclear without the market value of the house*). I know the main reason for this is his evaluation for the house is really low compared to the other three, and a rational actor wouldn't value the house so lowly because they can always sell it, but I feel if Damon was just not very clever he could do just such a thing (he could also do such a thing if he really just didn't want any of the inheritance, but that seems a lot less unfair). If we were talking about goods of less obvious value, it seems weird to me that Damon should get less because he lacks insight into their market value, keep in mind we're talking about an inheritance. I also understand this could be ameliorated by dividing the remaining $59,280 equally among the brothers, but in the example given Damon seems to be really losing out because of this low evaluation of the house.

      I guess my point is that if every actor is rationally evaluating the objects then the algorithm seems to produce fair results. It does a good job of punishing lying, if you artificially lower your evaluations your payout is less and if you artificially raise your evaluations then you have to pay more into the pool. But if you are just irrational then you equally get punished.

      *One could argue that whichever evaluation won is the market value of the house, as that party has effectively bought the house for that evaluation.

    25. Re:sibling fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Based upon the outcomes, Damon seems demonstrably to be getting screwed. Perhaps he just doesn't know the cash value of things. How is that fair?

    26. Re:sibling fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent point. But to some extent they already do this. Perhaps we would be better off if we could find some way to do an algorithm on the actual taxes and stuff you get in exchange for the taxes. But I have no idea how that would work.

    27. Re:sibling fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a parent with an allergy kid (peanut, dairy) who just went through Halloween for the 7th time, we have an algorithm for this already. Let the one with the allergies do the dividing. The allergy kid will always get the crappier candy, but he'll get more of it. ~orgelspieler

    28. Re:sibling fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      f the poor student tries to push up the price of the big room or the rich student tries to penny pinch low-balling the price and they end up swapping rooms neither is going to be happy, the poor student didn't really want to pay extra and the rich student didn't really want the cramped room. They were just trying to use their own knowledge of the other person's preferences to maximize their own value. No algorithm can reasonably cope with that because the total utility is not fixed, it's not like a cake where the sum always adds up to 100%.

      That's the whole point- they both need to realize this, and CHOOSE not to try screw the other over, because they may screw themselves over too.

    29. Re:sibling fairness by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      I had heard this too, in a Probate Case. It really works well when you have things of asymmetrical value. Dividing money is easy. Figuring out the relative worth of baseball cards to a rug wasn't so much in the Probate case.

    30. Re:sibling fairness by devman · · Score: 1

      If the divider rigs the piles, you just take the pile you know they want and then barter with them afterwards. By dividing it that way the divider loses leverage it actually works out in favor of the picker.

    31. Re:sibling fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that is exactly how communism was born.
      (a person that is considered that others are being screwed).

      Perhaps Damon hates the house. Perhaps he's a hippie that does not care for "richness, money and this kind of stuff".

    32. Re:sibling fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The classical solution to the existence of non-transitive preferences is to convert them into money pumps.

  3. won't work with my kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure the implicit assumption with this is that the actors are rational.

    1. Re:won't work with my kids by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course, for the splitting rent, the most fair approach is for the wealthiest roommate to pay more.

    2. Re:won't work with my kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And to get the nicer room (since he is paying more).

  4. View by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How would you assign a provable value to the room with a better view?

    1. Re:View by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      Or the (lack of) value of a room adjacent to a noisy neighbour?

    2. Re:View by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Alice likes the view and hates noise, then she'll maybe propose to split the rent 70% and 30%.
      If Bob doesn't care, he'll propose to split the rent 50% and 50%.
      The algorithm will assign Alice to the nice room for 60% of the rent, and Bob to the noisy room for 40% of the rent. Both feel like they got a good deal.

    3. Re:View by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Alice knows there will be an automated fairness calculator, she'll propose splitting the rent 1% and 99%.
      If Bob is also aware of that fact, he will also propose splitting the rent 1% and 99%.
      The algorithm will assign the cupboard to Bob, the medicine cabinet to Alice, and find 2 other potential renters who don't realize they are negotiating with a very complex Perl script.

    4. Re:View by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      Now that's a smart algorithm!

    5. Re:View by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really, the smart thing to do is assign both Bob and Alice the same room with huge security deposits..Then when they break up and decide to break the lease, it profits from renting out the available room to somebody else.

    6. Re:View by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...very complex Perl script.

      What, one that's four lines long?

      @P=split//,".URRUU\c8R";@d=split//,"\nrekcah xinU / lreP rehtona tsuJ";sub p{

      @p{"r$p","u$p"}=(P,P);pipe"r$p","u$p";++$p;($q*=2)+=$f=!fork;map{$P=$P[$f^ord

      ($p{$_})&6];$p{$_}=/ ^$P/ix?$P:close$_}keys%p}p;p;p;p;p;map{$p{$_}=~/^[P.]/&&

      close$_}%p;wait until$?;map{/^r/&&}%p;$_=$d[$q];sleep rand(2)if/\S/;print

    7. Re:View by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if my value of a room depends on who lives in the adjacent room, the algorithm need to take that into account too. At least for all cases of 3 or more people.

    8. Re:View by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that would make sense, but It doesn't do that:
      No one proposes anything.
      The algorithm offers Bob a 50/50 split, he chooses the view but doesn't really care.
      The algorithm offers Bob a 75/25 split, he chooses the quiet room for 25%.
      The algorithm offers Alice Alice a 50/50 split, she chooses the view she really wants at 50%.
      The algorithm offers Bob a 62.5/37.5 split, he chooses the quiet room for 37.5%.
      The algorithm offers Bob a 56.25/43.75 split, he chooses the quiet room for 43.75%.
      The algorithm offers Bob a 53.125/46.875 split, he chooses the quiet room for 46.875%.
      The algorithm offers Bob a 51.6/48.4 split, he chooses the quiet room for 48.4%.
      and loops about 8 times until it arrives back at 50/50

    9. Re:View by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The algorithm will assign Alice to the nice room for 60% of the rent, and Bob to the noisy room for 40% of the rent. Both feel like they got a good deal.

      I agree, that iff the algorithm worked that way, then it would be "fair".

      However, what they implemented in the Spliddit website, is that Alice gets the room she wants, yet Bob still pays 50% Our algorithm assigns rooms in such a way that each housemate feels that they got the best deal. In other words, no housemate would want to swap places with another.

      Bob realizes he got cheated (envious) as soon as he finds out that Alice valued Room A at 75%, and yet she ended up getting that room for 50%. Bob should've gotten a discount when he received the room that was "not in demand". When one party can "cheat" the algorithm for their own advantage, then it is inherently broken.

  5. Commercialism. by ledow · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think the requirement to have all your roommate's email addresses is the actual point of the website.

    People can work out fair regimes. They can't spam their roommates easily enough, apparently.

    1. Re:Commercialism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can choose not to give any email addresses (there is a scroll down menu). It is a not-for-profit website (http://www.spliddit.org/about).

    2. Re:Commercialism. by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
      They ask for all the emails, but only require one person to actually give the email.

      That is probably where they make their money.

      But the divorce settlement technique is actually pretty useful. Amazing how often people are just total SOB's and DOB's over silly things.

      The real problem there, however, is the desire to screw over, get revenge/compensation for other issues.

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    3. Re:Commercialism. by taustin · · Score: 1

      It is a not-for-profit website (http://www.spliddit.org/about).

      Some of the most relentless spammers I've ever been victim of have been non-profits.

    4. Re:Commercialism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody has to give an email address. I just went through a few of them out of curiosity without giving a single address.

    5. Re:Commercialism. by Kvasio · · Score: 1

      what's the problem here? Just use disposable email addresses. Eg a browser plugin, Donottrackme.

  6. my quick review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dumb

    1. Re:my quick review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 informative. Thanks for letting us know about your mental capacity

  7. it's not so hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    with 2 roomates I've done things this way: have one person set the prices of each room and the other person can then pick which room they want. this has worked well. the main practical complication I've had in real life is when one person makes much more money than the other person. the well off person would likely be willing to spend far more than the "fair" price in this situation for the better room. I don't think there's any clear cut solution that works in every case.

    1. Re:it's not so hard by guruevi · · Score: 1

      The market tells you what is fair and what is not.

      Let's say:
      If I have 1 really large attic-room and 2 small bedrooms for rent, I could (locally) ask probably $350-450 per small room including utilities. For the large room even though it's 500sqft vs 150 sqft for the small bedroom, I can't ask >$600, because once you get closer to 800-1000, they may as well rent an entire house and sublet the bedrooms (although they would have to pay utilities).

      The poorer person may want the bigger room because they also have dogs and work from home, the richer person may only need a place to crash while going to college. Both of them think they got a fair deal although per square footage, $400 is a heck of a lot of money for such a small room and $600 is very cheap for what amounts to a studio apartment (with a shared kitchen and bathroom). As the homeowner I pay $1000 between mortgage and utilities and thus it is objectively not "fair" for me to collect more than the amount I spend while living in the same house.

      Yet that is what the market offers for the price points selected.

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    2. Re:it's not so hard by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      there is nothing objectively unfair for you, the owner, to make a profit on renting out a space. if it was wrong to do so how would landlords exist at all?

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    3. Re:it's not so hard by devman · · Score: 1

      If the well off person values the better room at more than "fair" price (fair being defined here as what the other roommate valued it at) that means the other roommate gets the other room cheaper than he would have valued it. That's win-win is it not?

  8. Stupid, retarded name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wtf, spliddit??? very original, losers.

  9. The ice cream method by drooling-dog · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To divide ice cream equally between two kids, have one dish it out and the other choose. My parents did this with my brother and me, and there was never anything to fight about afterwards. You'll never see more precise measurement in your life, though.

    1. Re:The ice cream method by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not having a sibling, I learned "You cut, I choose" splitting bags of pot in high school.

    2. Re:The ice cream method by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what if there are three people?

    3. Re:The ice cream method by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I tried this once. One kid divided it up unfairly and stuck his finger in the bigger portion. The other kid would rather have the smaller portion than the tainted one.

      The second kid didn't get as much as was fair, but the trash can got the first kid's share...

    4. Re:The ice cream method by grcumb · · Score: 1

      But what if there are three people?

      Then you vote on who cuts, and you can't vote for yourself. You clearly have never had a tabletop covered in dope in front of you.

      Nor have I, of course, but I'm told that those who do, would do it that way.

      In theory.

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    5. Re:The ice cream method by swillden · · Score: 2

      But what if there are three people?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selfridge%E2%80%93Conway_discrete_procedure

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    6. Re:The ice cream method by rahenri · · Score: 1

      What if you want to share it between three kids?

    7. Re:The ice cream method by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what if there are three people?

      Then you vote on who cuts, and you can't vote for yourself. You clearly have never had a tabletop covered in dope in front of you.

      Nor have I, of course, but I'm told that those who do, would do it that way.

      In theory.

      Unless you are Berry Santo, then you just highjack the joint before it gets back to you or yell something stupid and grab as much as you can off the table.

    8. Re:The ice cream method by Kvasio · · Score: 1

      look in this discussion for my post on Hugo Steinhaus. There is a good algorithm for splitting number of various things between any number of people.

    9. Re:The ice cream method by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They make these strange and mysterious devices called "scales". This "scale", I have heard, weighs things out. Now I'm just Anonymous Coward, but I am pretty sure if you can weigh stuff and apply some elementary maths, any number of people can evenly divide up what bag of goodies you may have.

    10. Re:The ice cream method by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I did this with my little brother, and he always answered that he wanted the bigger one. I had to explain every time that he had to choose one of the bowls. Then, when he was older, he realized he could just spit on both...

    11. Re:The ice cream method by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      That's the kind of ad-hoc solution that doesn't work, and people have actually been using math to find better ones. Go tell it to your dope fiend buddies.

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    12. Re:The ice cream method by JimFive · · Score: 1

      Person 1 scoops 3 bowls, person 2 can either choose a bowl or scoop into 2 bowls, person 3 likewise can choose or scoop into 2 bowls. Persons 1-3 pick bowls if they haven't already.

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  10. Toilet etiquette by agm · · Score: 2

    Can we finally solve the age old question as to whether the seat should be left up or down? This is a function based on how many males vs females there are, and how often a male needs to, er, sit.

    1. Re:Toilet etiquette by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Always down -- including the lid.

    2. Re:Toilet etiquette by Some_Llama · · Score: 5, Insightful

      it should ALWAYS be that the person sitting is in charge of making sure it is down.

      Men sit down to poop, i don't hear them ever argue about who left the seat up, they just check before sitting.

      common sense?

    3. Re:Toilet etiquette by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      You would be surprised at how popular a topic this is amongst economists

    4. Re:Toilet etiquette by OglinTatas · · Score: 1

      Would she rather he lift the seat and leave it up or pee on it when it is left down? They both need to reach a compromise--one can't unilaterally impose a toilet seat rule.

    5. Re:Toilet etiquette by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      your argument doesn't work even though it is logical

      most men are rational about everything except relationships

      most women are the opposite

      It is impossible to discuss anything rationally with a woman because she believes that her "feelings" have a value, and that value is infinite. Therefore the only thing of importance is that she gets the result that makes her "feel" good (usually involving the man making a lot of extra effort/resource expenditure)

      It doesn't "feel" good for her to have to make the effort to check the seat and possibly lower it. Therefore its the man's job to expend the effort to prevent her from "not feeling good".

      Once you realize that logic and reason are not useful tools when it comes to interacting with women then everything becomes much easier.

    6. Re:Toilet etiquette by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, to a man it makes perfect sense. I'm not so sure women would see it that way. Although, you'd think that women would be more apt to actually LOOK at what they where going to sit on... Giving their plumbing setup and all...

      But I'll warn you.. It's better just to get into the habit of putting it down every time and avoiding the conflict. That is, of course if you intend to continue the relationship long term. Otherwise, just leave the thing down regardless of what you are doing. Leaving droplets on the seat is a sure fire way to initiate a breakup.

    7. Re:Toilet etiquette by SimonInOz · · Score: 2

      Yeah - how come nobody ever asks "Why can't women put the damned seat up after them? They are so inconsiderate."

      Maybe someone could hack one of those dopey toilet seat closers?

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    8. Re:Toilet etiquette by nuckfuts · · Score: 1

      Men sit down to poop, i don't hear them ever argue about who left the seat up, they just check before sitting.

      Of course you don't "hear them ever argue". Who do you suppose the man might argue with, given that he would be the one who left the seat up?

    9. Re:Toilet etiquette by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just leave the seat down and have everyone sit. Women don't have to suffer the embarrassment of falling into the toilet, men still have the pleasure of answering the call of nature standing up wherever there's a bush or a urinal, and the toilet stays cleaner longer (and probably the floor too). Bonus points for keeping the lid down when not in use!

    10. Re:Toilet etiquette by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Given one man, one woman, one toilet. Women put the seat up when they're done, men put (or leave) the seat down when they're done.

      The next user will likely be the opposite person, and they will have the seat set for them unless:

      1 - They are a man who needs to take a shit after a woman last used the toilet. He has to put the seat down before shitting, but he then does not have to take an additional action afterward. No effort wasted here.

      2 - They were the one who used it last. They have to undo and repeat their action.

    11. Re:Toilet etiquette by tlhIngan · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Can we finally solve the age old question as to whether the seat should be left up or down? This is a function based on how many males vs females there are, and how often a male needs to, er, sit.

      In a domestic (i.e., household) setting, the simple compromise is toilet LID down. This way EVERYONE has to lift something to do something. If you're a lady, you lift the lid and the seat is down. If you're man doing #1, then you lift the lid and seat together. for #2, you lift just the lid.

      Then when you're done, you put the lid back down. If also keeps the bathroom more hygienic as the act of flushing creates a plume of toilet water. Keeping the lid closed keeps that plume within the toilet and not the entire bathroom.

      It has the advantage that stuff doesn't accidentally fall into the toilet too.

    12. Re:Toilet etiquette by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Let me spell it out for you since you can see past a fucking pebble. Men don't get bitchy when women leave the seat down.

    13. Re:Toilet etiquette by Solandri · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Least-effort solution (minimum number of seat position changes) is for the person who uses the toilet to move it into the configuration they need it in, then leave it.

      Least-agony solution (minimum number of gross incidents) is to always lower the seat after use. However, the fact that "men won't follow" this solution is merely coincidence - this solution happens to coincide with the configuration women always use so they can never be guilty of transgressing it. When I was living alone I had a dog who liked to drink out of the toilet. Consequently, I always told guests to lower the lid of the toilet after using it. My female guests always left the lid up. About half the men would lower it (probably due to being scolded about it by women all too often).

    14. Re:Toilet etiquette by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Both the seat and the lid get closed after use every time because the cats will otherwise play or fall into the toilet. That is all.

    15. Re:Toilet etiquette by SimonInOz · · Score: 1

      >> This is a function based on how many males vs females there are, and how often a male needs to, er, sit.

      No it isn't.
      The logical thing to do is the minimum possible - ie leave the seat where it is when the operation is complete. When the next user comes along they may - or may not - have to adjust it.

      Or are you suggesting that women reverse blindly into a bathroom and sit down?

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    16. Re:Toilet etiquette by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh wow, that's an awesome idea you have. Next one, save us the trouble of hanging off every word and email directly to /dev/null.

    17. Re:Toilet etiquette by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best solution by far is to leave the seat down 100% of the time and every user men and women always sit to pee no exceptions. Also always close the lid of the toilet when not in use, and especially when flushing, so to prevent spread of germs.

    18. Re:Toilet etiquette by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      always close the damned lid, to not do so is degenerate

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    19. Re:Toilet etiquette by volmtech · · Score: 2

      My 90lb first wife was raised in a mostly female household. We had only been married a few days when from the bathroom I hear, "eek, splash".

    20. Re:Toilet etiquette by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or are you suggesting that women reverse blindly into a bathroom and sit down?

      That is almost exactly what they do. They sit without looking, or they sit in the dark without checking, and then it's your fault that they fell in.

      I have also been accused of drinking the last of the milk because I put it back in a slightly different spot in the fridge. My girlfriend looked at the one spot where she had last seen the milk, and assumed that since it was not there I had finished it all without replacing it.

      Thankfully I am now married to a woman without these mental deficiencies.

    21. Re:Toilet etiquette by LordWabbit2 · · Score: 1

      Tell that to me (ex) wife. I never believed that a couple could have such a petty argument (we're all rational adults right). Boy was I wrong.

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    22. Re:Toilet etiquette by kooky45 · · Score: 2

      This is what I do at work, but it's because too many colleagues are either too lazy or too scared to touch the seat and they so wee all over it. With the lid down they either have to touch it and learn that a messy seat is a hazard, or choose another toilet.

    23. Re:Toilet etiquette by u38cg · · Score: 1

      Actually, closing the lid traps an aerosol of toilet water which blows up in the face of the next user. It persists a surprisingly long time. Citation: some Reader's Digest magazine I read in a dentist's waiting room twenty years ago.

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    24. Re:Toilet etiquette by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Can we finally solve the age old question as to whether the seat should be left up or down? This is a function based on how many males vs females there are, and how often a male needs to, er, sit.

      Pee on the seat twice, then she'll start begging you to leave it up!

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    25. Re:Toilet etiquette by jittles · · Score: 2

      it should ALWAYS be that the person sitting is in charge of making sure it is down.

      Men sit down to poop, i don't hear them ever argue about who left the seat up, they just check before sitting.

      common sense?

      Hmmm. I get pissed at girlfriends when they come over and leave the seat down but the lid up. I hate staring into the gaping maw of the toilet bowl every time I need to walk into the bathroom. Furthermore, at a previous home, someone put a cabinet above the toilet. Can't tell you how many times I accidentally dropped something into the bowl from the cabinet shelf. Now the seat and the lid are second nature to me.

    26. Re:Toilet etiquette by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Equality between the sexes will be achieved the day a woman can walk into a bathroom and not care one whit if the toilet seat is up or down. Something men have never worried about since the toilet set was invented.

    27. Re:Toilet etiquette by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And women "claim" they are the smarter of the sexes....

    28. Re:Toilet etiquette by CmdrTamale · · Score: 1

      It has the advantage that the cat doesn't fall into the toilet, too.
      FTFY
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  11. Who wants fairness. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fairness is for communists.

    1. Re:Who wants fairness. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fairness is for communists.

      No, not exactly. Equal outcome regardless of work input is for communists. Fairness says you get more by expending more effort, which is decidedly NOT communist.

  12. So... BillPin? by Wootery · · Score: 1

    Sounds a lot like BillPin.

  13. saw in a MAD magazine comic by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

    The best fairness concept i have ever seen involves two people trying to split one thing evenly, the way it works is one person does the splitting and the other gets to make the first choice of which half they want. this article reminds me of this concept.

    1. Re:saw in a MAD magazine comic by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      and in rush to post my brilliant info i faled to notice the 50 other people who know this already.. yay!

    2. Re:saw in a MAD magazine comic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can someone tell me how to mathematically prove someone feels no envy? Bennett Haselton is that you playing a joke on us

  14. How is this news for nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have a house, which has a total square feet. You have a total monthly rent. So there's dollar amount per square feet. Each person pays for their own room, the remaining square feet is split. so common / private is accounted for. why the fuck is this ground breaking. who's gonna stop someone from walking out. what sort of hipster fags are you sitting around a round table coming up with such a stupid name for a bunch of retarded ideas. why does the industry need more tech people with this garbage gets shitted out of the graduates mentally retarded brains. go burn in hell, faggots.

    1. Re:How is this news for nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where I agree that this whole idea is stupid... You need to take the meds the Dr gave you and lay off the caffeinated drinks..

    2. Re:How is this news for nerds by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

    3. Re:How is this news for nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, fuck. To be honest I thought it was you posting and not just a random AC.

  15. I can't see anything wrong with this by Minwee · · Score: 1

    Once you have an algorithm that is provably fair, all you need to do is prove that the algorithm itself was chosen in a provably fair manner.

    By another algorithm which is provably fair. With values which were chosen in a provably fair way. And so on. And so on.

    As long as that chain of logic doesn't end with "BECAUSE I SAID SO NOW SHUT UP AND PAY YOUR SHARE!" then everybody should be satisfied by how fair everything is.

  16. solved: Up proves that it was raised. Also, forcin by raymorris · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The male wants to avoid unnecessary raising and lowering - conservation of energy.
    The female wants TWO things - she wants the seat lifted before the gentleman urinates, AND she wants it lowered before she does.

    If the gentleman leaves the seat up, the female (provably) got the first thing she wants - the seat was raised before he urinated. Each party ends up doing the same amount of effort - they either raise or lower the seat before using it. That's fair.

    The other option, that the seat is left down, means that a) the man is expected to do 100% of the work, both raising and lowering, while the female does none. More importantly from her point of view, if the seat is down, she doesn't know whether or not it was down when he peed. She might be sitting on pee spots.

    Fairness, and her own piece of mind, therefore dictate that he leave the seat up.

    However, if she's clever, she can't gently force the seat to be lowered afterwards by placing a tray of soaps, potpourri, etc. on top of the toilet. The tray will prevent the seat from being raised all way to vertical and gravity will ensure it ends up down. The clever gentleman can respond to this forcing function by pointing out that it prevents her from knowing whether male guests ever raised the seat at all.

  17. e-split? iSplit? splitX? splittodyne? splitrotron by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    too mny fckng vwls, shld hv calld it it splittr

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  18. Real problem is emotions by gurps_npc · · Score: 4, Interesting
    People would never have a problem with dividing things if they didn't get all emotional about it.

    Divorce is the prime example - it's rarely about the 2nd home, the dog, the china, etc.

    It's about the cheating, the 'stealing the best years of my life', the drug addiction, etc.

    Nine times out of ten, people are not really looking for 'fair', they want 'JUSTICE' (in quotes).

    A pity, because in reality, 'JUSTICE" is another word for spending all your time and money on lawyers to punish someone else.

    If their algorithms won't let you spend all your time and money on punishing your opponent, it won't actually solve all the problems of sub-dividing property.

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    1. Re:Real problem is emotions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, while I am not *exactly* sure how the system works, I am guessing you can trick it into dividing something of high emotional value away from the person who desires it. During this process you lose the game of getting the highest dollar value of material items but you gain the (priceless?) satisfaction of knowing the other person did not get what they wanted.

      This could be especially damaging in situations where one person has high income and doesn't care about maximizing the dollar value of the split as much as maximizing pain to the other person.

    2. Re:Real problem is emotions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or just send a box labeled "your half of Tigger" containing 10 lbs of animal fur and a cup of stage blood.

    3. Re:Real problem is emotions by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      In my divorce, I decided I wasn't going to put up a fuss about owning things. I could replace them, and I wanted a divorce with as little fuss as possible.

      It may have helped that, when my soon-to-be-ex-wife got the papers, she seemed to think I needed her to sign them, so she didn't file an objection to what I thought reasonably fair. (The lack of kids and real estate also helped a lot.)

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  19. Complaining about free room and board? by raymorris · · Score: 1

    the main practical complication I've had in real life is when one person makes much more money than the other person. the well off person would likely be willing to spend far more than the "fair" price in this situation for the better room. I don't think there's any clear cut solution that works in every case.

    Suppose the rent on the two bedroom place is $1,000. The "rich" roommate over bids as you suggest and says he'll pay $800 for the room on the left. Fine, that leaves the other roommate to cover only $200 for the other room. One can hardly complain about getting half of a $1,000 apartment for $200.

  20. Cake cutting by aaaaaaargh! · · Score: 1

    Cake-cutting algorithms, I love them. I've read parts of the book by Robertson and Webb and always wonder about unusual and new applications for them.

  21. Re:solved: Up proves that it was raised. Also, for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're missing a vital alternative.

    I'm male. I want the seat AND LID down so 1) nothing falls in, and 2) droplets and particles don't get launched out during a flush.

    In my house, you will always find both the seat and lid down after I leave the bathroom. Also, nobody can bitch at me for leaving the seat up. It's as down as it can get.

  22. What is this..."fair"?... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fair as defined by a rational decision theorist perhaps. The difficulty is assigning quantitative values to subjective experiences. Going to a movie costs 15 dollars, but is it "worth" 15 dollars? In rational decision theory this is easy to work out: rank all of the things you can do with 15 dollars, and the one that you want the most is the only one which is actually worth 15 dollars. I do not, however, think that this accurately describes human preference ordering. For this reason, fairness is as much cultural as it is mathematical. In fact, I wonder if we tend to think about what is "fair" as being that which is agreed to by all parties and is not "unfair". We have an in built notion of the concept of fairness (or at least some monkeys do, suggesting that we do), but is that internally defined by forms of fairness or negative unfairness? I feel like I am more quick to spot things that I would call "obviously unfair" than things which I would call "obviously fair"

    I wish that people would stop trying to convert the subjective into mathematics.

  23. Re:solved: Up proves that it was raised. Also, for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You forgot the other option of the dilemma when there is retaliation. Put the seat and the cover down, always. That means both parties suffer the inconvienence of having to lift the seat (or at least the cover) every time.

  24. Re:solved: Up proves that it was raised. Also, for by Quirkz · · Score: 1

    There's also the "put things away when you're done" and "leave things the way you found it" and principles, both of which call for a closed lid.

    Plus the "it's completely disgusting that my pets drink out of the toilet so please close the lid before they not only get sick but track toilet water everywhere" variant that doesn't apply to everyone, but is critical when it does apply.

  25. Re:solved: Up proves that it was raised. Also, for by bn557 · · Score: 2

    This is why I always pee in the shower. Problem solved!

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  26. Here's a great method for splitting chores by PapayaSF · · Score: 3, Interesting

    We did this back in college, and it worked great.

    1. – Make a list of all chores that need to be done every week.
    2. – Agree on a point value for each one, with more points for longer or less pleasant chores.
    3. – Divide the total points by the number of roommates, so everyone has X points to do per week.

    The real genius of the system then comes in: whoever does their chores first gets to pick which ones to do, and whoever puts it off until the end has to do whatever's left. So there's a built-in incentive to do chores early, and no squabbling, because everyone agreed to the point rankings ahead of time.

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    1. Re:Here's a great method for splitting chores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you do about the person who simply didn't do their chores.

    2. Re:Here's a great method for splitting chores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds good except for "Agree on a point value". How?!

    3. Re:Here's a great method for splitting chores by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Another neat thing about this: when somebody picks which chores to do, he or she picks the least onerous chores for the point value. That takes advantage of any differences in how unpleasant people think chores are. I'd likely wash all the dishes, for example, since I don't mind it as much as some people do. (Also, many people don't wash up to my standards, so there's another incentive that is not accounted for.)

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  27. Re:solved: Up proves that it was raised. Also, for by mjwx · · Score: 1

    It sounds like you're applying a rational process to women... Stop it.

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  28. Hold up now by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    I was about to say maybe this would be too complicated to get right... then I remembered our tax code.

    Are you, in any way, implying that the government got the tax code right?

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    1. Re:Hold up now by disambiguated · · Score: 1

      Oops, I guess I did imply that. I just meant that their are good reasons why the tax code is complicated, and that shouldn't prevent the taxation of intellectual property. The whole system needs massive reform anyway; companies that own a lot of IP already put them in holding companies and then licence them back to themselves.

  29. Re:solved: Up proves that it was raised. Also, for by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

    The other option, that the seat is left down, means that a) the man is expected to do 100% of the work, both raising and lowering, while the female does none.

    You're probably not serious, but just in case ...

    1. Women can be hard to please
    2. This is an easy way to please them

    Just sharing what little wisdom I've picked up over the years ..

  30. Etiquette my back; *rules* by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    We had cats and kids at one point. Letting cats (or any other dependent) drink water from a toilet is an act of stupidity. Eventually, they're going to catch something, and it may be very nasty -- even nasty enough that you might get it.

    So... I set an alarm up that would go off in the kid's bathroom (they weren't allowed in ours) if the seat was up and the bathroom door was open.

    The rules were: (1) if the alarm went off, they lost 10% of their allowance. (2) If the alarm was found to be disabled in any way, they lost their allowances permanently.

    Worked great. The one time there was a problem with the alarm -- magnetic reed relay had stuck -- I was told before the kid left the bathroom. That seat and lid stayed down and the cats remained healthy. To this day, those kids (now in their 30's) don't leave seats and/or covers up. They know why, and they're properly habituated so it's not an issue.

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    1. Re:Etiquette my back; *rules* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Cool system, but...

      Cat's are a million times tougher than you think.

      Dogs are even more so. I've seen watched many dogs lap up shit (from a wide range of animals, carnivores and omnivores) and guzzle it down, doing so all their lives, and still remained perfectly healthy.

    2. Re:Etiquette my back; *rules* by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      That's all fine... until something gets them. Better not to count on tough immune systems and provide a clean environment instead.

      I don't even let them drink out of a bowl. I use an IR sensor to drive a 12v valve, which runs a stream of water they lap out of the air from our RO system. My cats have consistently been living past 20 years. Pretty happy with that.

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  31. you'll just get the room you said you wanted by raymorris · · Score: 2

    -> Specifically, if you express a value for the rooms as almost the same as your roommate, but slightly lower for the rooms he wants the most and slightly higher for the rooms he likes the least, I suspect their mechanism for overdemanded and underdemanded rooms will give you the slightly inferior rooms at a greatly reduced price

    You'll only screw yourself that way. Suppose he values the first bedroom at $600 and the second at $500, because the first bedroom is better in some way.

    You suggest going lower on the room he wants, so $550, and slightly higher for the room he doesn't want, so again $550. So you've said that you don't care which room you get. Since you don't care and he does, he'll get the better room. You said it's worth $550, he said $600, so he'll end up paying about $575.

    Most of these algorithms automatically account for lying in the same way - the try to give you what you say you want. If you lie and say you want to sleep in the dumpster, you'll get what you asked for. The only time you won't get what you asked for is if someone else asked for the same thing.

    What the algorithms don't cover well is if preferences vastly differ between people, AND you know what the other person's true preferences are. Suppose a brother and sister are dividing up a Barbie, a GI Joe, and a slice of cake. Brother can gain an advantage by OVER valuing the Barbie and under valuing the GI Joe, but not by too much - he doesn't want to actually end up getting the Barbie. He wants to end up with the "undesireable" GI Joe AND the cake. However , if the sister does the same thing, undervaluing the Barbie and overvaluing the GI Joe, they'll likely end up with what neither of them wanted.

    1. Re:you'll just get the room you said you wanted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... Prisoners Dilemma?

  32. Did it wrong... by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    "All it takes is a pair of siblings to prove that there's no such thing as "provably fair," non-mathematically."

    Obviously you did it wrong, you raised your kids wrong. They should be cooperating because they are fundamentally pack, team members and because they are mathematicians. You are illogical.

  33. no seriously, pee all over one commode by raymorris · · Score: 1

    I wasn't serious. My actual strategy is to leave drips all over whichever restroom does not contain her makeup. She'll quickly stop using that restroom and only use "her" bathroom, the one with her makeup in it. Bonus points if her bathroom is also the guest bathroom.

    Totally kidding- I want my woman to be happy when she has her pants down.

  34. Re:solved: Up proves that it was raised. Also, for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Complying beta faggot.

  35. Re:solved: Up proves that it was raised. Also, for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > The tray will prevent the seat from being raised all way to vertical and gravity will ensure it ends up down.

    The clever woman forces me to hold the lid with one hand and my dick with the other? That's sure to improve my aim in her fancy-ass bathroom.

  36. Re:solved: Up proves that it was raised. Also, for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Animals won't get sick drinking toilet water.

    Actually, I take that back. If you never cleaned the toilet then the pets won't get sick. But all those horrific additives and cleansers that people use in their toilets are guaranteed to kill off your beloved pets.

  37. Congratulations to the researchers by thisisauniqueid · · Score: 1

    Congratulations to the researchers. They just re-invented PageRank.

  38. Warmup to Voting Reform by drewm19801927 · · Score: 2

    If enough people start using tools like this and trusting game theorists, perhaps we will ultimately be able to get non-academics on board to fix our broken voting system. The American voting system was designed by people who thought slavery was fair, and was ultimately a compromise between people who thought land ownership should grant rights, and people who thought every white male should have equal rights.

  39. They don't want FAIR, they want THEIRS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sadly, after years of managing other people at work, I've seen the fact that most of those people didn't give a shit about "Fair". They wanted as much benefit for themselves that they could possibly weasel out of the system and to hell with everyone else.

    But those people were always the first to scream UNfair!!! if they felt they weren't getting as much as they possibly could out of a situation, even if they were already getting MORE than everyone else... I've actually had people Lecture me on fairness, just for them to have me turn it around on them and PROVE that the way it was set up was perfectly fair and the way they were trying to get it was grossly UNfair to everyone else except them... They NEVER apologized when that happened and still tried to act like they were wronged somehow..

    Needless to say people in general disgust the fuck out of me now.

  40. Rubbish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Provably fair" is not the same as "nobody would want to switch".

    Since different people want different things (the basis for the algorithm), you can "Gerrymander" the fairness by giving one party just enough that they don't want to switch, and all the rest to the other party.

    For example, divide 11 cakes with cream and 11 cakes without cream among two people where one of the two is lactose intolerant.

    One gerrymandered "provably fair" division according to that definition gives the the lactose intolerant 6 cakes without cream, and the other 16 cakes.

    1. Re:Rubbish by devman · · Score: 1

      Easy, the lactose intolerant party takes the 16 cakes, trades 6 of them with cream to the other party for the 6 he has without cream and throws the remaining 5 cakes with cream in the garbage. Even if the other party doesn't trade the picker gets to eat 5 and the divider gets to eat 6, but none of them with cream.

      Rigging piles always works to the advantage of the picker not the divider, that's why the system is fair.

  41. Provably fair, pony style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So this one Shetland pony is eating away at a pile of hay in our yard and does not let the other pony at it. My SO puts up another pile in a different place in the yard. So the monopolizing pony pisses on his pile and goes to the other.

    It's worth saying that this particular pony does not mind eating hay it pissed on itself, even when it's in its own stable. But that might be an acquired habit because of being able to secure food against horses higher in rank.

  42. Broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try scenario of 2 rooms, 1 large, 1 small. Two tenants, one (A) much prefers the large room and is willing to pay 2/3 of the rent to get it; the other (B) wants to pay as little as possible.
    Tenant A only gets asked once for their preference, for an even 50/50 split.
    Tenant B picks the large room on the even split, and then the smaller room as it's cheaper, it then loops until back at a 50/50 split.
    If you reverse the tenants, it gets closer to the 2/1 split.

    Tried 3 tenents, and got strange results as well.

    It does not treat all tenants the same (order entered matters), and does not allow for a preference of "the cheapest room", as that just ends up at an even split. Those with the higher budgets will pay less than their budget, those with the lowest budgets will be forced over their budget.

  43. splitting a swimming pool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two boys are arguing in a swimming pool. The mother comes and yells at them. She says each of you take half of the pool and stay in your half. One brother says,"That seems fair. " The other brother replies,"I'll take the top half."

  44. Okay, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...has anyone sent this url to the White House and Congress?

  45. Self-assessment of property value for tax purposes by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 1

    Something like that was done for real estate assessment in fiction (some Robert Heinlein novel) and also (I think) in reality (Singapore, perhaps). As I recall, in the fictional instance, there was another wrinkle: anyone could buy it for your assessment of its value (and had to pay the difference of the taxes for the previous 3 years, to boot). The purchase price you pay to the owner; the increment on the tax you paid to the government.

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  46. Re:solved: Up proves that it was raised. Also, for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You and I completely had to AC these comments but it's true. His vagina is bigger, flappier, and stankier than his woman's.

  47. Leibniz by mcswell · · Score: 1

    "The only way to rectify our reasonings is to make them as tangible as those of the Mathematicians, so that we can find our error at a glance, and when there are disputes among persons, we can simply say: Let us calculate, without further ado, to see who is right."

  48. Siblings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only way we found to divvy up cake / lasagna / ice cream / whatever, was to have one cut it, the other chose.

    The only problem was if there was other than 2^n of us (if there is 2, 4, 8 etc, if you cut first you chose last, and all pieces are chosen, if there is other than 2^n, there is leftovers). We solved it by fighting for the leftover piece. My bigger brothers argued that was provably fair. I had to agree.

    The only exception was the Dad Rule. If we got too rowdy, Dad would take it. Problem solved.

    I am the Dad now.

    It's good to be Dad.