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Microsoft Rolls Out Robot Security Guards

An anonymous reader writes: Microsoft is testing a group of five robot security guards. They contain a sophisticated sensor suite that includes 360-degree HD video, thermal imaging, night vision, LIDAR, and audio recorders. They can also detect various chemicals and radiation signatures, and do some rudimentary behavioral analysis on people they see. (And they look a bit like Daleks.) The robots are unarmed, so we don't have to worry about a revolt just yet, but they can sound an alarm and call for human officers. They weigh about 300 lbs each, can last roughly a day on a battery charge, and know to head to the charging station when they're low on power.

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  1. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 5, Funny

    You mean "EMBRACE, EXTEND, and then EXTERMINATE"

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  2. Robot tipping! by cyn1c77 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So, if I push it over, can it get back up?

    Because that thing looks like it was made to be pushed over.

  3. Re:Please put down your weapon. by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 5, Funny

    Four... three... two... one... I am now authorized to use physical force!

    More like:
    K5: You have 20 seconds to comply.
    K5: You have 19 seconds to comply.
    K5: You have 1 hour 48 minutes and 34 seconds to comply.
    K5: You have 4 minutes to comply.
    K5: You have 29 days, 6 hours and 13 minutes to comply.