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Argentine Court Rules Orangutan Is a "Non-Human Person"

First time accepted submitter Andrio writes In an unprecedented decision, an Argentine court has ruled that the Sumatran orangutan 'Sandra', who has spent 20 years at the zoo in Argentina's capital Buenos Aires, should be recognized as a person with a right to freedom. The ruling, signed by the judges unanimously, would see Sandra freed from captivity and transferred to a nature sanctuary in Brazil after a court recognized the primate as a "non-human person" which has some basic human rights. The Buenos Aires zoo has 10 working days to seek an appeal." A similar case involving chimpanzees failed to provide "non-human person" status here in the U.S. earlier this month.

187 comments

  1. Monkey Business by MagickalMyst · · Score: 2

    It's official:

    Monkeys now have more rights than 21st century American citizens.

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    1. Re:Monkey Business by digsbo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sure they do. We live under an oligarchy, while they live under a (wait for it) .... BANANA REPUBLIC.

    2. Re:Monkey Business by jedidiah · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This leads to an obvious followup question...

      If this ape is a person then who is responsible for his care and feeding? Normally, an adult person is responsible for their own care and feeding including any required payment.

      Will he be on the dole? Will he manage his own money? Will he do his own grocery shopping and cooking? Will he have a lease? Does he know he's supposed to use the toilet? Can he use the toilet? Can he manage putting on his own diapers if not?

      Is this ape going to get a job? Or will it still remain effectively a sub-human in a different type of cage?

      It looks like not much really changed here...

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    3. Re:Monkey Business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the server monkeys in my office just quit and are moving to Argentina.

      Best News Ever.

    4. Re:Monkey Business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      He's being released into a sanctuary in Brazil. I'm sure he will manage his day-to-day travails there.

      If you wish to consider "required payment", then I'd indicated that he is owed for 20 years of pay for his services as an entertainer beyond his room and board.

    5. Re:Monkey Business by jedidiah · · Score: 3, Informative

      She's still just an inmate. She's still being held against her will and being treated as a sub-human. The conditions might not even be that much better.

      That all boils down to how primitive zoos are in Brazil.

      Even if she were due some "big fat settlement" in a manner similar to a wrongfully convicted criminal, she still is in no position to manage it. Trying to pretend that she's a person really doesn't change this.

      She has had no say in this process.

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    6. Re:Monkey Business by Jeremi · · Score: 2

      Is this ape going to get a job? Or will it still remain effectively a sub-human in a different type of cage?

      It looks like not much really changed here...

      It looks like what will change is that the orangutan will live in a wildlife sanctuary rather than in a zoo.

      Whether that is significant or not depends on the difference in quality-of-life (for an orangutan) between living in a cage (or small zoo enclosure) vs living in a larger outdoor environment. I'd imagine that the orangutan's quality of life will improve significantly, but that's only a layman's guess since I don't claim any expertise on orangutans. I suppose the test would be to give the orangutan the option of either lifestyle, and see which one she seems to prefer.

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    7. Re:Monkey Business by MagickalMyst · · Score: 2

      >"Will he be on the dole? Will he manage his own money? Will he do his own grocery shopping and cooking? Will he have a lease? >Does he know he's supposed to use the toilet? Can he use the toilet? Can he manage putting on his own diapers if not?"

      If they can find a way to legally tax him, then the answer is "yes" to all of the above.

      The logistics will be worked out later.

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    8. Re:Monkey Business by buchner.johannes · · Score: 1

      So someone without money, shopping, hygiene and a job is not a person. Wow, it doesn't take much to see that you are a hard-on capitalist.
      Apes were doing their care and feeding just fine before humans came along. Why should they have to fit into our society if we didn't make an effort to preserve theirs?

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    9. Re:Monkey Business by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

      He's being released into a sanctuary in Brazil. I'm sure he will manage his day-to-day travails there.

      That actually raises another question from me. Will he be able to survive in the wild? If he has been fed the whole 20 years, would he still be able to adapt to the wilderness? Which way would be more humane -- keep him in captivity or release him to the wilderness?

    10. Re:Monkey Business by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm not a Democrat. I'm a Banana Republican.

    11. Re:Monkey Business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I was born into a world with a set of laws and distribution of property I never agreed to, which is just a bigger, more complex zoo in which I have more restrictions than freedoms. What is your point, please?

    12. Re:Monkey Business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are a hard-on capitalist.

      The preferred term is "turgid dick capitalist.

    13. Re:Monkey Business by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Nobody will feed it anymore, and it will face predation.

    14. Re:Monkey Business by Windowser · · Score: 1

      she still is in no position to manage it. Trying to pretend that she's a person really doesn't change this.

      According to you, being a person means being able to manage money.
      If this is true, I know some humans that should not be considered a person

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    15. Re:Monkey Business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apes were doing their care and feeding just fine before humans came along. Why should they have to fit into our society if we didn't make an effort to preserve theirs?

      And what effort are apes making to benefit human beings? Exactly none. The problem with all such arguments is that they're self contradictory. They proceed from the assumption that humans are not special, and thus are not deserving of considerations, freedoms or rights which do not apply to other animals, and derive from that the conclusion that human beings have special obligations to other animals that those animals do not reciprocate, and thus ARE special.

    16. Re:Monkey Business by itzly · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Flesh eating bacteria were also doing fine before humans came along, so next time one starts eating on your leg, we'll just respect it as a person, and leave it there.

    17. Re:Monkey Business by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      not only that but just today I read about a woman who was charged with homicide because of the actions of her daughter. If this thing kills a person, who is responsible???

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    18. Re:Monkey Business by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      And some corporations.

      Oh, hang on, there's legal precedent the other way.

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    19. Re:Monkey Business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basic human rights don't include care, job and so on.

      And to be honest, a large chunk of countries break human rights regularly anyway. Especially with regards to freedom of movement.

    20. Re:Monkey Business by Culture20 · · Score: 4, Funny

      If this ape is a person then who is responsible for his care and feeding? Normally, an adult person is responsible for their own care and feeding including any required payment.

      Will he be on the dole?

      Dole, Chiquita. Any brand would work really.

    21. Re:Monkey Business by rockout · · Score: 1

      If this orangutan was considered dangerous to people while it lives in a wildlife sanctuary, your ridiculous straw-man argument might have some merit.

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    22. Re:Monkey Business by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      He's not free. It's ridiculous. He's being moved from one prison to a different prison. Ok, it's a slightly nicer prison that he's going to but it's not at all the same as freedom in any sense.

    23. Re:Monkey Business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you not read the part about "she has no say in this process"? You can vote, the ape cannot.

    24. Re:Monkey Business by x0ra · · Score: 1

      Responsibility and justice are just human concepts. There is nothing inherently just (or unjust) in them.

    25. Re:Monkey Business by Darinbob · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But the orangutan does not get to choose. There is no freedom involved here, just the decision about which group of humans gets to dicate its life.

    26. Re:Monkey Business by steelfood · · Score: 1

      By those standards, you'd be hard-pressed to find human people.

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    27. Re:Monkey Business by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      She's still just an inmate. She's still being held against her will and being treated as a sub-human.

      Being treated as a subhuman would be deplorable if that was happening to a human. You're actually begging the question (a first on slashdot). You start with the assumption that an Orangutan is human and then suggest that treating it as less than a human is deplorable.
      On the subject of being held against her will. How was it ascertained that the Orangutan did not wish to be in the zoo and preferred to be in the wild, or do we just assume that it would rather be in the wild? Assuming an Orangutan would choose the wild, then where DO we draw the line? Does a bird know or care whether it is in captivity or in the wild? How about a lizard? An ant?

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    28. Re:Monkey Business by x0ra · · Score: 1

      Nobody said than humans societies were more ethical... I object both the idea of "social contracts" and "pet ownership", for the same reason.

    29. Re:Monkey Business by x0ra · · Score: 1

      How about "nobody" ? Why do you need to be so narrowly minded to assume than living being need to be cared about, either by the Government, their employer, or the zoo manager ?

    30. Re:Monkey Business by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I would assume that if this ruling stands, the law would treat an ape the same way it treats human children, or adults that are considered incompetent. This means that someone else makes the decision for them, but the law still protects their fundamental rights (such as e.g. a right to life), and, at least in theory, the decisions must be in their best interest, which can be legally enforced in some circumstances. It's still way better than being treated as property.

    31. Re:Monkey Business by x0ra · · Score: 1

      Lots of animals are smarter in their management of resources than most humans...

    32. Re:Monkey Business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he can get a job throwing darts at a stock market listing and out perform most mutual funds. Only limitation is the monkey might not be as good as wall street at monkey business, ie buying off politicians and constructing wall-street always wins con jobs.

    33. Re:Monkey Business by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1, Troll

      I thought virtually all Republicans were bananas?

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    34. Re:Monkey Business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This leads to an obvious followup question..."

      All your questions are very interesting. What if that monkey, a she by the way, was more capable than an addict hobo with brain damage? What precisely is your cut off point? She seams to already have a job of providing entertainment for people. If she is actually capable of asking for rights and salary, she just may deserve those. What about someone with a Down syndrome? Poor fuckers don't even have same number of chromosomes as we do. Not really. So fuck em right?

      I don't know what the proper course of action may be. However I think it might be a very bad idea to jump to conclusions about a species that shares same mind faculties with us, even if not all there. What if machines one day start asking wrong questions?

    35. Re:Monkey Business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually if you think about it, she kinda does have a job.

    36. Re:Monkey Business by Calydor · · Score: 1

      So like any election in the history of ever?

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    37. Re:Monkey Business by JasonGoatcher · · Score: 2

      Funny thing is I feel the same way about liberals.

    38. Re:Monkey Business by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

      They'll be driving cars next!

    39. Re:Monkey Business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let them fend for themselves in the wild instead of imprisoning them in cages and your question is answered by nature.

    40. Re:Monkey Business by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Most Orangutans spend their time attempting and often succeeding at escape, often in ingenious ways. eg Fu Manchu, http://www.mnn.com/earth-matte... or Ken Allen, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K.... Google has many more examples.
      Seems that anyone who doesn't like being locked up will attempt to escape and if as smart as an Orangutan, succeed.

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    41. Re:Monkey Business by dryeo · · Score: 1

      We're talking about Orangutans, perhaps the best escape artists ever and when someone keeps escaping from a cage there's a very good chance they don't want to be there. Google "orangutan escape" for many stories.
      One I liked was from a zoo keeper about different Great Apes handed a screw driver. The chimp would take it and do everything but use it as a screwdriver. The Gorilla would back away from the threat, then try to eat it. The Orangutan would nonchalantly hide the screw driver and then later at night, disassemble his cage.

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    42. Re:Monkey Business by dryeo · · Score: 1

      he can get a job throwing darts at a stock market listing and out perform most mutual funds. Only limitation is the monkey might not be as good as wall street at monkey business, ie buying off politicians and constructing wall-street always wins con jobs.

      You should be careful using the M word as some Orangutans are known to twist peoples heads off when called that, especially a certain librarian.

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    43. Re:Monkey Business by JThundley · · Score: 1

      The real question is if any police officer will arrest the chimp for breaking laws. If orangutangs are people, then they need to play by the same rules as us.

    44. Re:Monkey Business by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I don't dispute that they don't want to be there, but it may be far less of a hatred of being in a cage, per se, and much more a matter of simple boredom.

    45. Re:Monkey Business by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Boredom can be torture, especially for a creature that is used or has it in its genes to roam a large territory.

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    46. Re:Monkey Business by digsbo · · Score: 1

      The two aren't mutually exclusive.

    47. Re:Monkey Business by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I don't dispute that point.. my argument is only that it may be less about hating captivity specifically, and more about simply not having enough to do. This should be alleviated somewhat in the wildlife sanctuary the creature is going to be relocated to, depending on how large a region she has to explore.

    48. Re:Monkey Business by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Now why would you feel that way about people favourable to constitutional changes and legal or administrative reforms tending in the direction of freedom or democracy? Are you a slave owner, an absolute monarchist, or a theocrat?

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    49. Re:Monkey Business by digsbo · · Score: 2

      The people who supported freedom AND called themselves liberals died a long time ago. Modern "liberals", i.e. progressives, pretty much want to dictate how people live just as much as modern day neoconservatives. They just want some different behaviors emphasized.

    50. Re:Monkey Business by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      I think you're talking about neoliberals there. That's the one movement derived from liberalism that I'm aware of being highly overlapping with conservative people who want to dictate how other people should live.

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    51. Re:Monkey Business by digsbo · · Score: 1

      Can you give me an example of a neoliberal who's not a progressive and/or vice-versa? I usually think of a Thomas Paine type person as a "Classical" liberal, or paleoliberal. Seems to me neoliberal, progressive have converged, and neoconservatives overlap with both as a result.

    52. Re:Monkey Business by sdinfoserv · · Score: 1

      NeoCons were the irritation during the Clinton administration of the 1990's.. (Wolfowitz etc), that's 20+ years ago. So, at this point they're no longer NEO, (new) that leaves them just cons.

  2. Argentina has truly earned the title by digsbo · · Score: 2

    Argentina has truly earned the title "Banana Republic".

    1. Re:Argentina has truly earned the title by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      The world applauds this move, but Argentina quietly loses the respect of individuals.

  3. Revisit Monkey Selfie Copyright by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe this has an effect on the photograph rights case.

    1. Re:Revisit Monkey Selfie Copyright by ndato · · Score: 1
  4. Us, not them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How we treat animals, children, and people "weaker" than ourselves says a lot more about *our* humanity than theirs. Is it okay to torture animals for our benefit? What if you are making medicine to save human lives? What if you are making a new shade of lipstick?

    1. Re:Us, not them by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      What if you're just making dinner?

      We're a part of nature, not something above it or separate from it. That includes using other animals for our own benefit. We are not true herbivores, so some "animal cruelty" is likely to occur eventually.

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    2. Re:Us, not them by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 2

      How we treat animals, children, and people "weaker" than ourselves says a lot more about *our* humanity than theirs.Â

      Please do enlighten us about the humanity of animals.

    3. Re:Us, not them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How we treat animals, children, and people "weaker" than ourselves says a lot more about *our* humanity than theirs.

      I so agree, we have to take care of them. Otherwise they weaken the gene pool and degrade humanity. We need to euthanize the weak, as well as deformed and underdeveloped children. Treat those that survive harshly and allow for survival of the fittest to improve us as a species.

    4. Re:Us, not them by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      I'm of the opinion that, if you need to kill an animal for food, clothing, etc, that's fine, but you shouldn't make it suffer while it's alive. So killing a chicken to eat it is fine. Keeping it in a tiny, dirty cage all its life while it is force-fed and injected in order to make it plumper is not fine.

      You also shouldn't kill an animal "for fun." So shooting a deer in the woods is fine if you take it back and use the venison. Shooting a deer in the woods just because you like killing things is cruel behavior. (A teacher of mine used to tell the story of the time he shot a bird for fun and his father made him cook and eat it. He didn't shoot anything ever again unless he intended to consume it.)

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    5. Re:Us, not them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (A teacher of mine used to tell the story of the time he shot a bird for fun and his father made him cook and eat it. He didn't shoot anything ever again unless he intended to consume it.)

      The worst part is he'd already taken it to the taxidermist...

    6. Re:Us, not them by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      I'm fine with what you say, but I don't mind giving a animal antibiotics to prevent herd/flock infections, which can happen whenever more than one animal is raised in the same area, even if the space of confinement is larger (even a free range). You act as if giving a vaccination to a child was a heinous thing - after all, they've gotten... dum, dum, dum... injected!

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    7. Re:Us, not them by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      I think (though could be mistaken) from the general tone of his sentiment, was his objection with them being injected with things such as steroids to keep them essentially impervious to the degradation they would otherwise suffer in their little confined space. Though, I've seen chicken houses in the midwest. They don't bother with injections. The necessary ingredients for superchickens, with their 3 legs, stunted wings, and 6 month lifespan are all in the food. Plus they're packed far too tight for injections. There's no room for cages.

    8. Re:Us, not them by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      You understand only a small portion of evolution. You clearly don't understand what genetic drift is or genetic diversity. I assure you that only the most fittest surviving can have very major consequences a few generations down the road, as any animal breeder can tell you.

    9. Re:Us, not them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't understand sarcasm.

    10. Re:Us, not them by manwargi · · Score: 1

      There are in fact actual studies into the moral senses of animals. While they might not closely resemble human notions of morality, there is behavior in animals that roughly resembles it. For example, in a study in which two dogs were offered treats in exchange for pet tricks like handshakes or rolling over, they gave one dog a very juicy morsel of meat for a reward, and when the second dog was offered something dry and flavorless for doing the same trick, the dog turned its nose up at the reward. The lesson there is that dogs at least have a sense of fairness. I'm sure there's something to all those stories about pets alerting their owners to grave danger and things of the sort, and pet owners have some tales to tell as well.

      While I'm not sure that's sufficient for going into this territory of "non-human persons", there is strong evidence animals are capable of emotions, compassion, and even morality.

    11. Re:Us, not them by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      My objection to injecting animals to alter them to produce more meat for humans doesn't translate to an objection to injecting humans with vaccines. I'm firmly pro-vaccine. Vaccines are given to prevent disease. The injections animals are given are only intended to change their natural course of development so as to have their bodies produce more meat that people can eat quicker. These are two very different kinds of injections.

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    12. Re:Us, not them by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      Please don't misunderstand me.I was one of those kids who brought home every wounded or orphaned animal I found as a kid and raised or nursed them back to health. I haven't changed much and have kept animals most of my life and feel they should be treated well. But to claim they have a sense of "humanity" is a little strange to me and anthropomorphizes most (if not all) beyond reason.

      Did the dog in the example you mentioned not take the flavorless treat because it thought it was "unfair" or because it simply didn't find the treat appealing? Even if it was due to it being unfair, that's hardly a human only trait. My daughter had a pet rat who would turn down treats it liked if it thought you had something else that it liked even better.

      Dogs have been domesticated for a very long time. Longer than recorded history. When I was young I read that dogs wagging their tails when they are happy was not something that they naturally did. I never really believed it. But I had a wolf hybrid, when I was in my late teens, who didn't wag his tail. I also found a stray German Shepherd who was on his own for most of the first two years of his life. He never wagged his tail either. I currently have a two year old Doberman who was given virtually no human or animal contact for the first 9 months of her life and was in a shelter for over a year after that. I've had her for close to a year now and she has just recently started wagging her tail(nub) as she's seen our other two dogs doing it.

      Dogs are pack animals and have a very strict hierarchy. They protect the pack and, in most cases, their humans are the alphas.

  5. I can't wait!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For this to happen here. Then, I will sign various contracts with the monkeys and sue their family/owners :D

    1. Re:I can't wait!! by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

      And when they hit someone they will charged with assault and jailed. Then sued for all their worth. Are we going to have to construct ape jails? Do they pay taxes to pay for them?

  6. The usual nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personhood comes with rights and duties. What are the duties of this orangutan?

    1. Re:The usual nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      To eat, fuck, collect welfare and vote left, like countless human monkeys are doing.

    2. Re:The usual nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      To have its To have its "vote" count for the most statist candidate, obviously.

    3. Re:The usual nonsense by ganjadude · · Score: 0

      clearly you were not around in 2000-2007 when it was the left who were constantly hating on the right.

      hopefully we can learn from this and with the next president stop making about left vs right, and make it about right vs wrong

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    4. Re:The usual nonsense by ilparatzo · · Score: 1

      hopefully we can learn from this and with the next president stop making about left vs right, and make it about right vs wrong

      Actually, I would argue that it's the "vs" that is causing much if not most of the problem here, so "right vs wrong" isn't going to get you too far to a solution easily. Right and Left would no doubt argue that they are in the battle of Right vs Wrong, with their particular side being the right.

      How about we all work together? Or at a minimum, lets try talking to each other without calling each other names, making wild claims, providing disingenuous stats/info or dragging the person on the other side through the dirt. If our children on the playground acted like our politicians we would reprimand them. Let's work on some common ground and work as one.

      Sadly, I'd say we're probably long beyond the point where we can do anything other than bicker, fight and call each other names. The "war" has become part of the fabric of the system such that it will be hard to tease it out. Maybe a grand unifier will come along and not be sucked back to the common denominator. But it's hard to imagine.

    5. Re:The usual nonsense by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      thank you for explaining what I was getting at better than I did.

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  7. swingers by sdinfoserv · · Score: 1

    Time for another scopes monkey trial!

    1. Re:swingers by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2

      Time for another scopes monkey trial!

      Oh, I don't think that's a good idea. Do you have any idea how hard it is to even *get* monkeys to use mouthwash?

  8. Well I'll be a monkey's uncle! by Chas · · Score: 1

    *Scratch*
    *Flingpoo*

    Anyone got a banana?

    Of course, this is how it starts.

    Next thing we know: Planet of the Apes!

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  9. Nonsensical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If a human were to literally act exactly like an ape, we'd lock that person up for either being a criminal or insane.

    And the human would be more intelligent.

    1. Re:Nonsensical by PPH · · Score: 1

      Or give him a football scholarship.

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    2. Re:Nonsensical by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      God dammit, my kingdom for mod points

  10. Slashdot sociopaths... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ... out in full force... How defensive you get... terrified of facing your feelings, aren't you...

    So what's it like, being a sociopath and unable to feel the suffering of others, but having to pretend, every day, that you actually give a stuff about anybody but yourself? Work colleague tells you one of their parents has just died: reel out the script, "I'm so sorry", blah blah blah, and PRETEND that you care...

    What's that like? Being unable to feel others' suffering?

    The reason this case went to court was to SAVE an innocent creature from suffering. How terrible. But then, almost all of Slashdot readers aren't vegan, and couldn't care less about the untold suffering of billions of animals every YEAR, who are tortured and killed so they can avoid questioning why they eat what they eat. After all, you might have to admit you were wrong, and that would be just terrible, wouldn't it... The suffering of thousands of animals is nothing compared to your precious feelings, right?

    1. Re:Slashdot sociopaths... by x0ra · · Score: 1

      There is a long stretched between eating meat, and agreeing to enslave another unable-to-consent living being. Though, most people are unable to understand this.

      Killing for resource (food, pelt, bones...), can be made quick and with minimal suffering (assuming good shot placement). Enslaving another living being is a lifelong process. Nobody would accept to be jailed in apartments or house for years.

    2. Re:Slashdot sociopaths... by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      What suffering? If it's a modern zoo then they were doing everything they could to make this animal feel as comfortable as possible. The lack of gawkers might be a bit of an improvement. However, the do-gooders really only traded one guilded cage for another one.

      The creature in question has no real legal rights or self-determination in either case.

      This creature has just had one master traded for another. Beyond the sensationalist headline, this situation is really indistinguishable from a sales transaction.

      This ape is still being treated as someone's property. Except it's now some class of person. Great precedent there.

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    3. Re:Slashdot sociopaths... by x0ra · · Score: 1

      By which standard to do measure "comfortable" ?

    4. Re:Slashdot sociopaths... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But then, almost all of Slashdot readers aren't vegan, and couldn't care less about the untold suffering of billions of animals every YEAR, who are tortured and killed so they can avoid questioning why they eat what they eat. After all, you might have to admit you were wrong, and that would be just terrible, wouldn't it... The suffering of thousands of animals is nothing compared to your precious feelings, right?

      You know, I was willing to agree with you up until this point. But then you went and outed yourself as just another bleeding-heart, more-enlightened-than-thou, vegan twat. Go back to your kale salad and stay off the fucking internet.

      How do you know someone's a vegan? Don't worry, they'll be DAMN sure to tell you.

    5. Re:Slashdot sociopaths... by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 1
      The funny thing is most animals in captivity live 1.5-2x as long as their peers in the wild. I am going to love this, ape goes back into the wild without any real survival skills and either dies of starvation, or gets hunted by the first Jaguar that comes close to it.

      Once an animal is taken out of the wild and held in captivity it is almost impossible to put them back into the wild - they just can't survive. This is why you are very careful with taking animals out of the wild - it is a one way street.

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    6. Re:Slashdot sociopaths... by sir-gold · · Score: 1

      Warm, dry, clean, well-fed, not being hunted, sex partners shipped in from all over the world....

      Sounds like a luxury hotel when compared to a rainforest.

    7. Re:Slashdot sociopaths... by x0ra · · Score: 1

      Sounds more like a jail than a hotel. And all things considered, I'd rather live in the rainforest than in a shiny jail. Though, I agree, I am in a minority thinking that way, even among humans.

    8. Re:Slashdot sociopaths... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2

      Most zoos nowadays (at least the ones I've visited) don't have the animals just sitting in metal cages for people to gawk at. The animals have mini-habitats to roam through, have appropriate items to play with, and food to eat. They have medical care (sometimes better than humans get). Yes, they don't have the freedom to roam that animals in the wild have, but they trade that off for freedom from predators.

      Besides, zoos often help support efforts to conserve species and people like protecting animals they've seen. If you see a rhino and then hear there are only a thousand left because they are being hunted for their horns, you might kick in some dollars to a conservation effort. If the zoo simply had a poster of a rhino, you wouldn't be likely to donate anything at all.

      As to whether I'd like to live my life how zoo animals live theirs? I'm not sure. I'm not going to pretend that zoo-life is completely idyllic, but it also isn't horribly abusive anymore. (At least not in modern zoos. If there's an "old timey animals in metal cage" sort of zoo, get the animals out of there now.)

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    9. Re:Slashdot sociopaths... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      I'm not an expert, but I'd hope that they wouldn't just dump the orangutan into the wild and say "Good luck" as they drove off. There has to be sort of a middle-ground between zoo and the wild that the orangutan can live in to get acclimated. Perhaps a gated in area that is guaranteed to be predator free where her handlers can keep an eye on her and make sure she knows how to forage for food, etc. Then, when she's used to this, slowly introduce her to the wild.

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    10. Re:Slashdot sociopaths... by x0ra · · Score: 1

      Black bear "habitat" in nature is a few square kilometers. There is no way you'll make me believe that packing a couple of bears in a few hundreds square meters is "recreating their habitat"... I don't see the point in "protecting" the last few hundreds animals of a given species, the genetic diversity of the species is just not big enough to let the specie survive altogether. As I previously mentioned, I don't specifically care about a species dying because of humans. Nature, in the grand scheme of things will kill us all in a few billions years anyway, and earth "as-we-know-it" disappearance from the universe will not matter anyway. The only thing that really matter is what MY life, and the life of my kin in the next one or two generation will be. Beyond that, we're all fucked anyway (just because cheap energy will disappear one day). So I don't really mind driving a SUV and eating black bear, moose, cat or dogs for dinner.

    11. Re:Slashdot sociopaths... by AntiSol · · Score: 1

      Vegans, they're all the same.

      So ready to talk about how these horrible meat eaters are horrible people for eating meat, but not once have I ever met a vegan who wanted to discuss my theory that plants are part of a superintelligent planetary organism and that animals, which have their own minds and are therefore not connected to the planetary mind, are actually the most humane (not to mention tasty) things to eat, and that it's the vegans who are the real monsters.

      They're horrible, horrible, close-minded people. They simply refuse to entertain any hypothesis which might make them question why they eat what they eat. After all, a planetary mind filling the telepathic aether with endless cries of pain and doing everything it can from volcanic eruptions to climate change to get rid of this horrible infestation of vegans is nothing compared to their precious feelings.

    12. Re:Slashdot sociopaths... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Typically, animals in zoos do have smaller habitats. The question is why they need so much habitat in the wild. If it's to have enough territory to find stuff to eat, then a smaller habitat with feeding should do nicely.

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    13. Re:Slashdot sociopaths... by x0ra · · Score: 1

      Did you ask them or did you draw that conclusion from the point you were trying to make ? While I can live in a 10sq.m. apartment (I have), I would definitively enjoy multiple hundreds-acre properties... Somehow, even human, as they grow in success, like to have bigger and bigger "living space".

    14. Re:Slashdot sociopaths... by dl_sledding · · Score: 1

      Nice twist.

    15. Re:Slashdot sociopaths... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I'm speculating here, as are you. I'm coming up with a possible reason an animal might be content with a smaller habitat than is natural, and you're projecting your desires on non-human animals.

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  11. The real problem... by x0ra · · Score: 1

    is not whether or not animals are persons, but whether or not we can give ourselves every rights to subdue, restrain, decide of the life or death, and/or mutilation (commonly known as "fixing") of other living being. If you see this on a consent point of view, there is no way an animal can give consent in human terms. In most case, even if the animal gave consent it might not be relevant, as the animal is in direct dependence on humans for his bare survival, as it has been "trained" (and to some extend dumbed down) to be loyal to human. On this moral point of view, I object to pet ownership. Though, at the same time, I have no problem with the perspective to eat horse, dog, cat, rabbit, hare, squirrels meat (or other "cute" animals).

    1. Re:The real problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about scientific experimentation?

      The knowledge we gain from the deaths of several animals can save countless human lives. Do those ends justify these means?

    2. Re:The real problem... by x0ra · · Score: 1

      Good point... I don't know.

      Another ethical question would be whether or not to consider Nazi human experiments results usable... or not.

    3. Re:The real problem... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 4, Insightful

      is not whether or not animals are persons, but whether or not we can give ourselves every rights to subdue, restrain, decide of the life or death, and/or mutilation (commonly known as "fixing") of other living being.

      Of course we can!

      Possibility the First: God exists, and gave Man dominion over the Earth and everything in it. Check, we can do what we like.

      Possibility the Second: God doesn't exist, we're just another animal. Therefore we can do what we like to the lesser animals, because, after all, we're just another Top-of-the-Food-Chain predator, eh?

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    4. Re:The real problem... by x0ra · · Score: 1

      Then we should be able to do the same to others humans, as humans predators would be at the top of the food chain of other weaker humans... Oh, wait... isn't that what Governments are doing ? Imposing their will on us, without complete acceptance of EACH AND EVERY one of us ?

    5. Re:The real problem... by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      i would say that all knowledge is good knowledge, regardless of where it came from.

      Meaning that eventhough I disagree with the methods used, to claim that the results should not be used, even if they are good results is just stupid

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    6. Re:The real problem... by spyfrog · · Score: 2

      No, the reason you can't do this to other humans is because that would work extremely bad in a civilization. You simply have to have some rules - like not murdering each other, not selling each other as slaves etc. Or the society would break down.

    7. Re:The real problem... by x0ra · · Score: 1

      I think the human history would prove you wrong. You are reasoning with current-era morality standard, just the same way gun control freaks are calling wolf by stating that street would be a blood-bath if CCW was to be widespread, or anti-marijuana freaks keep stating that legalizing the stuff would create millions of non-productive druggies overnight. Societies have been running for centuries with widespread use of slavery, and to some extend, without the rule-of-law we know nowadays. The greatest structure built by mankind are the fruits of slavery and ruthless dictators/monarchs, and we are barely building anything rivaling with it now.

    8. Re:The real problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It happens every day all day all around the world

    9. Re:The real problem... by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      All scientific results are usable, to ignore results obtained through atrocities committed would be to make the lives stolen have even less meaning.

    10. Re:The real problem... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      There have been plenty of societies that functioned for quite a long time where selling people as slaves was perfectly acceptable. (Step 1 tends to be "Regard Person-or-Group-to-be-sold as less human than you are.")

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    11. Re:The real problem... by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      False dichotomy. You're assuming the only source of morality is a possible God, and that in the absence of said God anything goes. There are plenty of possible ways of grounding morality in something other than the edicts of a God, and those may all have different things to say about how humans ought to treat other animals. (There are also many possible conceptions of God and claims as to what he may or may not have said and what any such things may mean, so in either case it's not open-and-shut like you say).

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    12. Re:The real problem... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      I actually don't give much of a crap about kicking monkeys and other animals around - it doesn't happen that often. At least not compared with the number of animals tortured, driven to extinction, and dying due to environmental degradation. There'd be a lot more monkeys left if animal rights guys would stop focusing their efforts on these stupid issues and start suing people who cut down too many trees or burn too much carbon. Just sayin'.

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    13. Re:The real problem... by x0ra · · Score: 1

      If cutting too many tree means a higher standard of life for me and my related kin, then I don't have a problem, even if doing so means killing i species. OOTH, I don't see the point of keeping animals in zoo, or as pet. The only reason I see for pet is to alleviate loneliness, which is a symptoms of a weak mind. The only reason I see for zoo is that you get an instant gratification (seeing animals), which would otherwise be much more difficult in nature, in terms of general resource people would be willing to invest (both money and time wise).

    14. Re:The real problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Nazi medical research isn't any worse than the American medical research of the time, where researchers infected undesirables to try to develop a cure for use on "real" humans. Funnily enough, blacks were not subhuman enough to experiment on in Germany, and Jews, gypsies and Communists were not subhuman in America.

    15. Re:The real problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are plenty of possible ways of grounding morality in something other than the edicts of a God

      Okay, do it then.

      1-to-100 I can destroy your metaphysics-to-ethics construct within 20 seconds.

      That's why in Western Philosophy we call it the "is-ought problem".

    16. Re:The real problem... by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      Take a damn class in ethics, especially metaethics, or read an overview of it; start here if you want. I'm not going to bother arguing an obvious troll, other than to ask the rhetorical "Who said anything about metaphysics?"

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  12. That seems strange by nedlohs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Deporting her to a country she has never been in seems a strange thing to do. Don't people complain when you do that to human people - deporting people who have only ever lived in whatever country their parent illegally migrated to. Heck it's not even the "native" country of the species in question...

    So surely just set her free into the streets of whatever city the zoo is in.

    1. Re:That seems strange by angelbar · · Score: 2

      Maybe the resolution its for "take care of" this non-human person more than "get its own decisions"

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    2. Re:That seems strange by swb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think there's probably a reasonable argument to be made that a move to a foreign location, even one nominally more "native" than a zoo, is a definite hardship on an animal who has become habituated to a specific environment.

      Now, if the "zoo" in question is a 10x10 concrete room with bars, then maybe the quality of life in a larger and more natural (in the sense of less confinement and concrete) environment is worth a temporary disruption.

      But what about zoos that give primates large, outdoor spaces with natural accommodations like ponds, trees, shelter and primate experts who ensure their physical health and mental stimulation? A "natural" environment may be at best an equal trade and in some instances worse if it comes with a change in the fellow-species population (change in social status, loss of familiar animals or mates, etc).

      I'm not always sure that "natural" spaces really are as natural as their made out to be unless it means putting the animal back in its native environment -- sure, their animals but they can become as habituated to a captive lifestyle as any animal. My dog may love to run free outside, but he seems pretty well adapted to sleeping on the couch and probably wouldn't like being made to live outdoors 24x7 after living his life indoors.

    3. Re:That seems strange by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      There is a long history of returning zoo animals to the wild. They are not simply dumped in a habitat, they are released and monitored, given assistance and helped to adapt. Eventually they become independent.

      While a zoo may seem like a comfy environment some animals just don't do well in captivity. It puts psychological stress on them and causes all sorts of issues. Pandas won't mate or carry their children to term, whales become violent... Release is the best of a bad set of options, but it is possible to do while improving the animal's life.

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    4. Re:That seems strange by swb · · Score: 1

      While a zoo may seem like a comfy environment some animals just don't do well in captivity.

      I believe this is generally true, but at the same time I think there's also an undercurrent of anthropomorphization here about animal psychology that can get dangerous. Too often it seems like we talk about what animals "want" and "don't want" when in a lot of cases things that would bother humans just don't matter to animals because they lack the kinds of emotional processes unique to humans.

    5. Re:That seems strange by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      I think there's probably a reasonable argument to be made that a move to a foreign location, even one nominally more "native" than a zoo, is a definite hardship on an animal who has become habituated to a specific environment.

      Now, if the "zoo" in question is a 10x10 concrete room with bars, then maybe the quality of life in a larger and more natural (in the sense of less confinement and concrete) environment is worth a temporary disruption.

      One of the specific points in the writ is that "Sandra" (yes, he is a she ; suggesting that some commentators above haven't RTFA) exhibits distress at being watched in it's cage by humans, and actively hides.

      OTOH, that she does have materials with which to hide suggests that she's in something less brutal than a concrete box. which does not diminish her apparent suffering in the slightest.

      To quote an old comic song on a related theme, "Design for Living" :
      Mr Swann : "Our boudoir on the open plan has been a huge success."
      Mr Flanders : "Now every where is so open, there's nowhere safe to dress."

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  13. Planet of the Apes by ndato · · Score: 1

    Should they send it to the Planet of the Apes?

  14. An interesting point is by azav · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That an orangutan will not try to eat you. Chimps can and will.

    If these creatures get legal self identity, then are they also legally required to obey our laws?

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    1. Re:An interesting point is by halivar · · Score: 0

      It's called "thinking things out to their natural conclusion." I guess these days it's an exercise solely for retards?

    2. Re:An interesting point is by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      If these creatures get legal self identity, then are they also legally required to obey our laws?

      I thought about it as well, but now I think there might be precedent for a kind of a special status there. Think about those uncontacted Amazonian tribes - they're definitely considered human, and if you were to kill one of them you'd be charged with murder, but I'm pretty sure that those tribes don't know or care about e.g. Brazilian laws, and they are not actually enforced against them. I do wonder how they word that in law, though.

    3. Re:An interesting point is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That an orangutan will not try to eat you. Chimps can and will.

      If these creatures get legal self identity, then are they also legally required to obey our laws?

      They should be required to obey our laws. If an orangutan steals something, they should be charged, and have their day in court. I can imagine that the defense lawyer would say, "Yes, your honor. My defendant did steal that banana. In his defense, HE'S AN ORANUGTAN!"

    4. Re:An interesting point is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      those tribes don't know or care about e.g. Brazilian laws, and they are not actually enforced against them.

      Which has been demonstrated by accounting firms that have discovered that some trees sold for carbon credits don't actually exist.

    5. Re:An interesting point is by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      There are human beings with severe learning difficulties who have a similar legal status. They have basic rights but can't, for example, enter contracts or be held accountable for certain illegal actions that they cannot comprehend. Others make important decisions for them because they are incapable of doing so.

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    6. Re:An interesting point is by Smauler · · Score: 1

      That an orangutan will not try to eat you. Chimps can and will.

      An orangutan may try and rape you, though.

  15. Re:First Personhood, then then voting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    tru dat. one look at dubya and you KNOW he's related to Sandra.

  16. I can understand the judge's thoughts by StripedCow · · Score: 1

    Just wait until Quantum Physics turns you into a monkey.
    The odds are incredibly small, but the rest of eternity is a long time.

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  17. Other status? by Primate+Pete · · Score: 1

    Will the orangutan be an Argentine citizen?

    1. Re:Other status? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Nope, they send the Orangutan to Brazil, so go figure.

  18. In the US they picked the wrong chimp by VernonNemitz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Look up "Washoe". Being able to communicate, even if only by sign language, is important. The average chimp doesn't communicate much better than other ordinary animals, like dogs. And humans can fail to be communicative, look up "feral child". The point here is that humans are naturally prejudiced in favor of themselves, thinking that characteristics associated with personhood (like communicative-ness) are automatically/naturally associated with biological growth. But the fact is (at least here on Earth), communicative-ness at the person-class level is a result of Nurture, not Nature. As a result, if certain other organisms also receive appropriate Nurture (like Washoe did), then those organisms are as likely as a human to qualify for personhood. So now look up Koko the Gorilla and Chantek the Orangutan. Equally logically, any organisms that don't receive appropriate Nurture, including humans, are going to qualify more as ordinary animals than as persons. (The default Natural condition, per biological development only, for a human is to be just a clever animal.)

    1. Re:In the US they picked the wrong chimp by pubwvj · · Score: 2

      "The average chimp doesn't communicate much better than other ordinary animals, like dogs"

      While a lot of research was done with chips and apes on communication what is not widely known by your average Joe is that many other species also communicate quite well too. We have a large multi-generational pack of livestock working dogs on our farm. They have their own language, they use some English words, since we speak English, and they use quite a few sign language words with us as well. We understand some of their language as well as the signs and English they use with us. They also use some of the English and signs with each other an they teach these words and signs to their offspring passing it on generation to generation. They have names for each other and for us. That is communications, intelligence and smarts. They can also do some basic math such as counting, adding, subtracting, more, less, equals, etc and have long memories.

  19. But an unborn baby is not a person. Riiiiiight... by PseudoCoder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wondering; what are these "basic human rights" that actual human babies are denied at the rate of 50 million a year?

    Take for example the right to freedom. Nobody has to take care of the orangutan for it to exercise this right. But for a baby to exercise its right to freedom, it has to be nurtured for around 18 years or so, and that's much too inconvenient. It takes work and selfless sacrifice, both of which suck. (Speaking as a parent of one, and another on the way)

    So how exactly does this make us more compassionate people? When we're willing to free a monkey because it's easy, and prefer to to stop a human heart because keeping it alive is harder?

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  20. The ape is a "Non human person" by jd2112 · · Score: 2

    So it's a corporation?

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  21. lolll you sure are retarded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever consider humans do live without all the requirements you've listed to be a human above? It's called primitive living.

    That's right, your ilk have no idea what that's about being behind a cubicle the last 30 years.

  22. Re:But an unborn baby is not a person. Riiiiiight. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because when a fetus is in a women's body it is part of her body. And she can do what she wants to her body. End of story.

    These are two completely different subjects and you're really reaching here to tie this into abortion law.

  23. Wait a minute.... by BranMan · · Score: 1

    So this court in Argentina declared:
    1) This orangutan is a person
    2) Decreed that she be banished from civilization immediately. I.E. "Freed"

    Didn't anyone ASK this supposed person what they wanted?

    1. Re:Wait a minute.... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Didn't anyone ASK this supposed person what they wanted?

      [SIGH]- it is plainly too much effort for people to RTFA any more. The non-human person in question has clearly exhibited distress at her current conditions of incarceration and exhibition.

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  24. Re:Triumph of the Stupid by x0ra · · Score: 1

    Nature doesn't really gives a shit about diversity. It has killed more species over the existence of earth than humans will ever do. The only thing really wiped out by a nuclear holocaust would be the human race, and a few hundreds species of mammals. Which is, all things considered, just a dent in the amount of life present on earth...

  25. Re:But an unborn baby is not a person. Riiiiiight. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ask Dick Cheney. He gives a shit.

  26. Re:But an unborn baby is not a person. Riiiiiight. by PseudoCoder · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Law? How shortsighted! No; it's about what we value, and how we make choices about life and death, and what makes us human.

    That woman opened up her body to her mate and that little person ended up there through no fault of its own. Mommy and daddy decided to ignore basic human physiology and now it is, in fact, the end of the story for that kid that ends up like it went through a blender. Your hand is a part of your body; ever tried to put your hand in a blender?

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  27. Non-human trafficking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It'll be great to charge the live cattle and sheep exporters as non-human traffickers now, to prevent the appalling conditions on those ships.

  28. Spanish vrs English by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

    I would suspect that the ruling was in spanish and did not use the English word person. Perhaps it was persona? These ruling are somewhat about what words mean. Or what they meant to lawmakers when they wrote laws using those words. Argentine law is based on Spanish legal tradition and things like the Napoleonic code. (as opposed to English common law in the USA)

  29. Re:But an unborn baby is not a person. Riiiiiight. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    Nobody has to take care of the orangutan for it to exercise this right. But for a baby to exercise its right to freedom, it has to be nurtured for around 18 years or so, and that's much too inconvenient.

    Assuming that you're referring to actual babies that have been born, then they still have human rights that their parents or legal guardians can't deny them. For example, you can't lock up your kid in a cage, even though other more reasonable limits on the freedom of movement are allowed. Generally speaking, it's okay so long as it's in their interest. Similarly, in this story, they're not letting the orangutan go where it wants, but admitting that the current arrangement is definitely not in its interest.

  30. Re:But an unborn baby is not a person. Riiiiiight. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That woman opened up her body to her mate and that little person ended up there through no fault of its own.

    I got crabs from your sister. Do I have to wait until they leave on their own?

  31. Re:But an unborn baby is not a person. Riiiiiight. by PseudoCoder · · Score: 1

    Assuming that you're referring to actual babies that have been born...

    It seems you too are missing the point, just like the aptly named Anonymous Coward above. Why was this actual baby born, or why should it not be? The criteria used to answer this question is at the heart of the matter, and you're standing on legal definitions.

    "Congratulations, new human! We've decided not to run you through the blender! Since you've made it this far, here are your inalienable rights!"

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  32. Re:But an unborn baby is not a person. Riiiiiight. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    You yourself talked about "until they reach 18 years of age"; abortion is clearly but one aspect of this, and arguably not the biggest one by far (there are far more children who are born, but have their rights limited until they are of age, than aborted fetuses).

    I didn't want to touch on abortion for the simple reason that it's vastly more complicated - there's the issue of when you start considering a fetus a person (it is obvious to any rational person that a fertilized egg or an embryo is not a person in any meaningful way, while a pre-birth fetus is; but where do you draw the line in between?). There's also the sticking issue of the fetus, regarding of any rights it may have as a person, potentially infringing on its mother's rights to her body. Reconciling those two rights is not obvious.

    In any case, none of this has anything to do with this particular case.

  33. Orangutans have ruled.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that Argentinians are non-person humans.

  34. Expect Genocides by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The German pigs established animal rights in 1933 before attempting to wipe out humanity's only teachers of morality.

    one source: http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/archive/?date=19960201&slug=2311809

  35. Back Pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She should sue for 20 years of back pay from the zoo at $5/hr with interest and penalties. That's roughly $637805 plus penalties. Let's call it $3m.

  36. Re:But an unborn baby is not a person. Riiiiiight. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus Christ.. your're an absolutely pedantic fuck stick.

    No, I haven't put my hand in a blender, but if I wanted to it would be my right to do so.

  37. Good now you go and take care of her judge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay. So now Sandra is entitled to welfare and liable in civil suits as well as criminally responsible. Good move, judge idiot. She will now need to be put under conservatorship and either need income from a welfare program or from the zoo itself. That income may make her liable for taxes as well for example if her accomodations, veterinary and food costs at the zoo are high which they could be for a primate animal. Are you going to prepare her tax papers every year, judge idiot?

    This is stupid. Yes primates may have a lot in common with us but they are not like us and Sandra will never live in our society without assistance. She belongs where her kinds lives, that is the rain forests and the jungles of this world.

    Yes, I am willing to admit that Sandra is a person, she thinks, feels, makes plans, tells lies and listens to music, but she does not have the scope to invoke rights and it is not proper for anyone to aid her in claiming rights on her behalf. That doesnt mean other people may not have rights to her as property, but of course if you shut the door on that one too, judge, she is going to come and live with you because the zoo can not accomodate her anymore. You pay her bills, you pay her vet, you feed her and you pick up her doodoo droppings and you file her taxes and everything else she needs to do and we will have adult protective services over every 2 weeks to check on her care,

    I have thought on this often and equality to humanity should be measured in terms of what sets us apart from Sandra. The ability to abstract and to use language is one part of that.

    If other non-human persons came to us say from another star system, that would be different. In this
    case we would have individuals that are either around, equal or maybe even above our average levels
    of intelligence and they would be fully capable to fill out the paperwork for unemployment assistance
    and should by all means receive it if they meet the same eligibility standards like everybody else.

    1. Re:Good now you go and take care of her judge! by hey! · · Score: 1

      Okay. So now Sandra is entitled to welfare and liable in civil suits as well as criminally responsible.

      Neither necessarily follows as a consequence of personhood. Children cannot be held liable in civil suits and in most cases very young ones cannot be held criminally responsible, not because children aren't human, but because they can't reasonably be expected to take a responsible, independent part in human society.

      Welfare for animals is not a consequence of animal personhood, but a consequence of humans taking animals from their natural environment. Once you have custody of an animal, by the norms of our society you are responsible for that animal's welfare. When I catch a fish which I don't plan to release, I pith it with a sharpened screwdriver, not because the fish has human rights, but because letting an animal die a slow and painful death when it's easy to kill it quickly and painlessly is needlessly cruel.

      I have thought on this often and equality to humanity should be measured in terms of what sets us apart from Sandra. The ability to abstract and to use language is one part of that. The ability to abstract and to use language is one part of that.

      Well, what about people with aphasia? Do they lose their human status because they can't use language? Also, when reasoning about the abstraction capabilities of great apes it's important not to reason from assumptions. I've had the good fortune to work with primate field researchers, and there's good reason to believe that chimpanzees (for example) plan ahead; this necessarily involves a concept of "self" and "other", "now" and "in the future", all of which I think can reasonably be called abstractions, in fact I'd say they're the key ones. "Freedom" means nothing to an animal that has no concept of self or future.

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    2. Re:Good now you go and take care of her judge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually suspect that most animals have a sense of self and future. Maybe even some single celled creatures!

      I have no way to prove it, but there's no way to prove that you have a sense of self either ;). You could just be a philosophical zombie.

  38. Re:But an unborn baby is not a person. Riiiiiight. by hey! · · Score: 1

    It's seems perfectly plausible to me that an adult great ape might be a "person" but a blastula with a couple of dozen cells is not, nor a one ounce fetus at the end of the first trimester. The baby's brain at birth will weigh more than a dozen times that at birth.

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  39. Re:But an unborn baby is not a person. Riiiiiight. by PsychoSlashDot · · Score: 1

    Law? How shortsighted! No; it's about what we value, and how we make choices about life and death, and what makes us human.

    That woman opened up her body to her mate and that little person ended up there through no fault of its own. Mommy and daddy decided to ignore basic human physiology and now it is, in fact, the end of the story for that kid that ends up like it went through a blender. Your hand is a part of your body; ever tried to put your hand in a blender?

    That's the way you see it and you're trying to present it as fact. It's not. It's interpretation.

    Don't believe me? Have your appendix burst. Suddenly you'll see a very real circumstance where removal of a body part is trivial and not a matter for ethical consideration.

    You've decided that "personhood" begins at conception. Well, other people don't see a single fertilized cell as a human being. This isn't a topic that can be defined in rigid blacks & whites. At the single-cell stage, what you've got is a non-viable life form.

    Here's another way to look at it... if you take a full-functioning adult human, scoop out their brain and leave the rest on life support, do you have a person anymore? I'd hope we can agree the answer is no. Well then, at the single-cell stage, you don't have a brain, so you don't have a person. Somewhere along the line, cell-division starts to specialize and eventually there's a little bundle of brain cells. Say there's... a hundred specialized brain cells. Nothing that is capable of cogitation, so again, I'd think we can agree that we don't have a person. Somewhere along the line, things gather enough complexity to support personality, thought, self-awareness, and personhood. That may - or may not - be at 9 months/birth. To allege that a person exists much prior to birth is... questionable, not a given.

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  40. Argentina by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've always found that country to be extremely progressive, forward looking, and mature, not to mention independent.

  41. So will she be allowed to go to school? by mark-t · · Score: 1

    [nt]

  42. Re:But an unborn baby is not a person. Riiiiiight. by manwargi · · Score: 1

    If you're going to use the compassion angle, a 20 year old orangutan most likely has self awareness and memories. Can the same be said about what you're referencing?

  43. Re:But an unborn baby is not a person. Riiiiiight. by guruevi · · Score: 1

    Who is killing babies?

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  44. Re:But an unborn baby is not a person. Riiiiiight. by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    if you take a full-functioning adult human, scoop out their brain and leave the rest on life support, do you have a person anymore? I'd hope we can agree the answer is no. Well then, at the single-cell stage, you don't have a brain, so you don't have a person. Somewhere along the line, cell-division starts to specialize and eventually there's a little bundle of brain cells. Say there's... a hundred specialized brain cells. Nothing that is capable of cogitation, so again, I'd think we can agree that we don't have a person. Somewhere along the line, things gather enough complexity to support personality, thought, self-awareness, and personhood. That may - or may not - be at 9 months/birth.

    Keep in mind that the difference between your two examples is that - all things being equal - one will result in a new brain being formed, and thus is different from the other which will never grow a new brain.

  45. He already got a job! by cHALiTO · · Score: 1

    In other news, there's a new librarian at the National Library of Buenos Aires. When asked about his perspective of the future of the library, the new librarian commented: "Ook!".

    Ook indeed, Sir, and congratulations on your new position.

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  46. clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The court do not rules the orangutan is a non-human person, the court declared the orangutan a non-human subject, that's a subtle difference on text that makes a huge interpretation difference between a human and the orangutan in the Argentinean law. This is about misinterpretation of the news.

  47. How Would That Work Legaly? by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    I don't have any rights because of my consciousness, my emotions, or my intelligence, I have rights because I was born of two humans. It does not matter if I was brain dead, it does not matter what my genetics, my form, or my brain looks like. It is possible my exact dna could be grown a lab, and I would not even be considered a person, but instead a possession. So by what legal reasoning could an Orangutan be considered a person, any more than a rock? How does a court have any say, this seems like something that up to the law makers, not the law enforcers.

    Is it completely different in Argentina? Do they base personhood off of intelligence or something? Are retarded humans considered Animals there?

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    1. Re:How Would That Work Legaly? by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      You're a person because you have agency.

      Animals don't exhibit traits of agency (e.g. learned helplessness).

    2. Re:How Would That Work Legaly? by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      Show me the law book that defines person-hood, ie the legal state that grants you special rights and privileges, as "a ;lifeform that exhibits agency". Show me the human beings who have had their person hood taken away because they could not prove agency.

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    3. Re:How Would That Work Legaly? by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      As verbose as the law books are ... they leave a lot open to interpretation.

      As they should.

      For example: what is the difference between legally defined assault and a expression of free speech? (Btw, "assault" doesn't mean someone was actually hit, that's battery). The difference is whether or not a "reasonable person" would interpret an act intentionally threatening physical violence. There is no law book anywhere that defines how a "reasonable person" thinks and acts. Of course the question about whether reasonable people are happier remains open (I say "no").

      So legal authority has really nothing to do with how things are defined by law.

      If you are suggesting some kind of visible/empirical means must exist to draw the line (empirical is a fancy way of saying "judging by appearances", and empiricism is indistinguishable from sheer superficiality) you are looking for a visual confirmation of an invisible entity. You can't define "value" based on how court documents describe value, for example. Adam Smith laid it out perfectly when he said economics is driven by an invisible hand (i.e. you can't see what a consumer is thinking when they by something).

      Human beings have had their rights taken away because they couldn't prove agency. This started during the French Enlightenment (circa 17th century) when people started making the first insane asylums.

  48. Not sure what my brain read by dingleberrie · · Score: 1

    Orangutina?
    Aorangutina?
    Argengutanga?

    Ah, nevermind.

  49. Silly phrase! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh wait.... "a non human person" ? Is that like "jumbo shrimp" or "pretty ugly" :-)

  50. that's ridiculous by gzuckier · · Score: 1

    where's his stockholders? who's his CEO? what lobbyists does he hire?

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    1. Re:that's ridiculous by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      What gender is she?

      Oh, another commentator who can't even be bothered to RTFA. What the fuck is wrong with people these decades?

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  51. Re:But an unborn baby is not a person. Riiiiiight. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    both of which suck. (Speaking as a parent of one, and another on the way)

    You chose to do it. End of sympathy.

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