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Texas Boy Suspended For "Threatening" Classmate With the One Ring

An anonymous reader writes Nine-year-old Aiden Steward has been suspended by officials at a Texas school after he allegedly threatened to use his magic ring to make another boy disappear. His father says the family had watched The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies last weekend. His son brought a ring to class and told another boy his magic ring could make the boy disappear. "I assure you my son lacks the magical powers necessary to threaten his friend's existence," Aiden's father wrote in an email. "If he did, I'm sure he'd bring him right back." Principal Roxanne Greer declined to comment on the school's zero tolerance policy on magic rings. It may seem easy to make fun of Principal Greer in this case, but it does make one wonder how many elves could have been saved if someone took a hard line with a young Sauron.

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  1. Yay for "zero tolerance" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    and, is this policy thing working out for you?

    1. Re: Yay for "zero tolerance" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      More like "zero intelligence" policy.

    2. Re: Yay for "zero tolerance" by amiga3D · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There is no excuse for this kind of idiocy. When something is obviously not a threat to then treat it like one shows that the principal is an idiot. She should have confiscated the ring and told the kid to go back to class and behave. Actually a teacher should have handled it. How it ever got to the level it did is mind boggling. I know this kind of behavior goes on all the time because kids are kids. Most teachers and principals would have handled this without all the fuss, this time it was an idiot. Unfortunately you can't filter them all out, sometimes a few get through. They should fire her immediately and replace her with someone with some sense.

    3. Re: Yay for "zero tolerance" by jd2112 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually they should expell the kid. In fact expulsion for every minor offence. On the other hand not getting vaccinated is no reason to take kids out of school. It is after all the parents right even if it puts others at risk for actual harm. But threatening with a 'magic ring' or making a gun gesture with your hands, expell the brat.

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    4. Re: Yay for "zero tolerance" by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      'violence problems' are a red herring.

      all indications are that crime has GONE DOWN over the decades, not up!

      and if you're worried about your little snowflake, chances are that its someone you know that may abduct him or her, not some 'stranger danger' guy.

      stop being afraid of goddamned shadows. living in fear is no way to live. man up, dammit.

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    5. Re: Yay for "zero tolerance" by itzly · · Score: 5, Funny

      Come to think of it, maybe she could politely ask to use the little boy's ring.

      Bad idea. She would use this ring from a desire to do good... But through her, it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine.

    6. Re: Yay for "zero tolerance" by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Our ability to learn of crime has vastly outgrown the actual crime rate. Crimes are going down, but reporting/knowledge of the events is growing exponentially.

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    7. Re: Yay for "zero tolerance" by hoggoth · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Young man, give me that ring."
      "Ooooh... its so pretty. I could do great things with this ring. No... no... it's better if we just destroy it."
      "I have passed the test. I shall diminish and gain tenure."

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  2. This is Texas! by jellomizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    The reason why he got expelled was because he didn't bring a gun to class. And in turn he started spouting some non-christian magic mumbo jumbo.

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    1. Re: This is Texas! by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 5, Funny

      Um, this is a serious offense. There is no telling how many invisible people there might be all around us. Getting trapped in invisibility could ruin a kid's prospects for getting a job, getting married, or otherwise fulfilling their dreams.

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    2. Re:This is Texas! by Thanshin · · Score: 5, Funny

      "And he caused his children to pass through the fire in the valley of the son of Hinnom: also he observed times, and used enchantments, and used witchcraft, and dealt with a familiar spirit, and with wizards: he wrought much evil in the sight of the LORD, to provoke him to anger." - Chronicles 33:6

      I don't understand why they let the boy go. He should have been executed for wizardry.

      Or whatever means of punishment they use in Texas.

      Oh, wait. It IS execution. Now it makes even less sense.

    3. Re:This is Texas! by quenda · · Score: 5, Informative

      The kid is a serial offender. Previously disciplined for referring to another kid as "black", and for bringing a book to school depicting pregnancy.
      If they don't do something, what next? He might bring in a book on evolution.

    4. Re:This is Texas! by Pulzar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The kid is a serial offender. Previously disciplined for referring to another kid as "black", and for bringing a book to school depicting pregnancy.

      I thought you were joking. But that's really what he's been suspend for the previous two times.

      That's insanity...

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    5. Re:This is Texas! by mwvdlee · · Score: 5, Funny

      what next? He might bring in a book on evolution.

      Don't be silly. This is Texas; simple behaviour cannot turn into more complex behaviour without divine intervention.

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  3. Re:its not about the ring, its just a lesson. by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    school is for learning and teaching.

    Not this school

    Two of the disciplinary actions this year were in-school suspensions for referring to a classmate as black and bringing his favorite book to school: "The Big Book of Knowledge."

    “He loves that book. They were studying the solar system and he took it to school. He thought his teacher would be impressed,” Steward said.

    But the teacher learned the popular children’s encyclopedia had a section on pregnancy, depicting a pregnant woman in an illustration, he explained.

    Most kids who have younger siblings or friends who have younger siblings have seen a pregnant woman, so what is the big deal? Idiots teaching others how to be idiots by example.

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  4. Hard line with young Sauron. by Chas · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since Sauron is a Maia, he predates what we know as "creation".

    So the answer to this is probably "no".

    As always, Eru Illuvatar did not make himself available for comment.

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  5. Re:its not about the ring, its just a lesson. by pla · · Score: 5, Insightful

    the school is teaching the kid that threats have consequences.

    Credible threats have consequences. Threatening to magically make someone magically vanish lacks credibility.


    and a pretty good lesson

    "Good" lessons have a point to them. Teaching kids to fear imaginary threats does not.

  6. Re:its not about the ring, its just a lesson. by Jason+Levine · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm all for teaching kids that threats (and other mean things said) have consequences. As a father, I have to do this more often than I'd like. (Mostly from my boys getting on each others' nerves.) However, your response needs to be proportionate to the actual threat. If a child brings a gun to school and threatens another child with it - even if the gun was unloaded - suspension could definitely be considered. If a child is threatening another child with a "magic ring", though, perhaps you should just talk with the child about how it's not nice to threaten people even with imaginary objects. At most, have the child write an essay or something to drive the point home. However, a suspension over "my magic ring will make you invisible" is really going over the line.

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  7. Re:They've also outlawed freeze tag by epyT-R · · Score: 5, Informative

    Actually, they really have outlawed and/or regulated it in several states, because it encourages "anti social" behavior.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/...
    http://www.nydailynews.com/new...

    Why are we letting the government regulate stupid shit like this? So are the kids supposed to stay inside and play video games instead? Bumps, bruises, getting teased, and learning to deal with losing/competition are life lessons.

  8. Re:Further down in the article... by pr0fessor · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One of my sons was expelled from the highschool the day after the Columbine shootings because had previously owned a trench coat that he had out grown and hadn't owned for nearly a year. The expulsion only lasted half a day before someone came to our house and apologized as the principal had over stepped his authority when he expelled every student that had ever worn a trench coat to school. That was also his last year as principal.

    He was also suspended for wearing a pentacle by a vice principal wearing great big honking cross. After a lengthy explanation about religious symbols used as gang signs from her I simply told her she's not suspending him and will never mention it again unless she intends to suspends every person wearing a cross. She started to try and convince me that was different and I cut her off and cautioned her that there wasn't any argument she could give that wouldn't make me want to see her fired.

  9. Then this kid is way ahead already... by denzacar · · Score: 5, Informative

    Best the kids learn early that rational thought and reason does not exist if the words threat, school, sex, gay, religion, race, and more are used in a sentence.

    From TFA:

    He's already been suspended three times this school year.
    Two of the disciplinary actions this year were in-school suspensions for referring to a classmate as black and bringing his favorite book to school: "The Big Book of Knowledge."

    "He loves that book. They were studying the solar system and he took it to school. He thought his teacher would be impressed," Steward said.

    But the teacher learned the popular children's encyclopedia had a section on pregnancy, depicting a pregnant woman in an illustration, he explained.

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