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Ask Slashdot: How Could We Actually Detect an Alien Invasion From Outer Space?

First time accepted submitter defiant.challenged writes As I was watching another sci-fi blockbuster about aliens wanting to harvest the life stock population on earth for their energy since we are such a robust species, I was wondering how likely and easy/difficult it would be currently to actually detect an outer space invasion (fleet). I am a firm believer that if we would be invaded, we would not stand a chance and would probably not even hit a single ship when it comes to fighting them. The aliens in the movie had the capability to space-jump right into our solar system and even very close to earth. My question is how good are we at the moment in detecting an alien ship/fleet that jumps into our solar system. Do we have radio dishes around the globe such that we can detect objects in space in all longitude and latitude degrees? I know we have dishes pointing to the skies but how far can they reach? Do we have blindspots perhaps on the poles? I also wonder if our current means, ie radio signals, are relatively easy to be compromised with our current stealth technology? To formulate it in more sci-fi terms, how large is our outer space detection grid, and what kind of time window can they give us?

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  1. maybe we should by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Email Elon, see what he thinks.

    1. Re:maybe we should by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      He'll meet them beyond Mars and die protecting us.

    2. Re:maybe we should by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Where do you think he's getting all of these ideas for spaceships, cars, and hyperloops? With a name like "Elon Musk", he's not even trying to fool anyone. No way that name originated on planet Earth!

      Really, it's pretty obvious that he's here to soften us up in preparation for an invasion. He's used his alien technology (a "software update" to improve 0-60 performance? yeah right!) to win over thousands of Teslacolyte converts already, with more joining his religion every day. His spaceship company is poaching the top talent from NASA, who otherwise would have been our best defense against alien attack. His electric cars can be crippled via software update and, if allowed to further propagate, will eventually lead to a reduction in our current fuel infrastructure that is outside of their control. Now he's talking about making whole-home batteries, meaning he could cripple all of our homes instantly too. And stuff like his hyperloop concept? It'll be used to get us to turn on each other as we fight over whether or not to accept the aliens and their promises of technological advancement.

      Hyperloop in one tentacle, and a ray gun to betray us in the other. Just you wait and see.

    3. Re: maybe we should by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Elon doesn't have the goods. Get John Podesta drunk at a bar to find out.

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    4. Re: maybe we should by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nop. Software updates are safe. Went over the code myself.

    5. Re:maybe we should by androidph · · Score: 1

      It's funny because it's true.

    6. Re:maybe we should by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or Bennett Haselton.

    7. Re:maybe we should by doccus · · Score: 1

      Silly willy.. it's obvious. We let the gov't use their spy sattelites, confirmed bu several gov't funded telescopes and other surveillance devices, io then supply us with guaranteed legitimate evidence that a real invasion is occurring. If we have any doubt we can always seek the unbiased opinion of anyone at NASA or other heavily militarily funded organizations to give us the truth.

  2. Sweet F A by bloodhawk · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Any race advanced enough to travel here to invade will have capabilities way beyond anything we could hope to combat or detect. I would imagine the first sign you would have would be if you were one of the lucky ones to see half the world wiped out a few seconds before you yourself were removed from this mortal realm.

    1. Re:Sweet F A by Zocalo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Just because the hypothetical aliens are ahead of us in some respects (e.g. the ability to practically travel across interstellar distances) it does not necessarily follow that they would be ahead of us in all others. For instance, consider Harry Turtledove's short story The Road Not Taken which is based around a premise that humanity overlooked a blindingly simple technique for manipulating gravity that put our technological development onto a completely different track than the invaders of the story.

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    2. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found the story pretty ridiculous even for sci fi, it is like the premise of war of the worlds where these aliens are so dumb they can't even protect themselves from biological problems. space flight, combined with massive distances, the development of war and aggression on interplanetary scales suggest the chances are that should this occur then there are a lot of races and as such they would have already fought many tougher and more advanced civilizations than us.

    3. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why? Because you want it to be that way?

      Relativistic kinetic weapons aside, it's highly unlikely that space travel can be accomplished without huge amounts of EM radiation. If we can detect exoplanets, what makes you think that we wouldn't be able to detect alien ships? Are you one of those idiots that thinks that sufficiently advanced technology exempts you from having to pay attention to the geometry of the universe?

      It is not rational to assume that unknown technology means godlike abilities. I'm sure that your invisible space fairies are quite nice but I'm equally sure that you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

    4. Re:Sweet F A by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 4, Insightful

      While that is a nice hopeful story, and while I suppose ANYTHING is possible...

      It isn't very probable...

      Besides, even if they were at our level of technology, if they have starships, then they have nuclear weapons. They don't have to invade, they can simple drop rocks or nukes on us to accomplish the same thing, and there wouldn't be anything we could do about it...

      Unless of course, someone had a Mac laptop and was a cable repair man! :)

    5. Re:Sweet F A by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 4, Interesting

      it's highly unlikely that space travel can be accomplished without huge amounts of EM radiation.

      Why? Why is it unlikely? We have really no idea how to travel faster than light, like so many things, I suspect it is something we haven't even thought of... like how silly airplanes looked, until they actually flew and pretty fast they didn't look anything like the silly 19th century attempts to fly.

      What was missing was power, lots of power, in a lightweight package.

      Even once we had airplanes, you have only a lifetime from 1903 to 1969, yet people in 1903 couldn't have dreamed of what the Saturn V would look like or how it would work.

      It is not rational to assume that unknown technology means godlike abilities.

      Nonsense, sure it does...

      I am quite sure that if you went back 500 years and took modern technology with you, it would look quite "godlike" to those people.

      If we can detect exoplanets, what makes you think that we wouldn't be able to detect alien ships?

      For one thing, the planets are in one place, stay in one place (well, in orbit) for a long time, they aren't trying to avoid detection, and they are really big. They also have an effect on something even bigger that is its own light source, a star.

      Starships fit none of those parameters. Even more, we aren't even looking for starships and if we were, we don't know what to look for. We DO know what to look for when it comes to stars and planets.

    6. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They might just live a very long time, and be technically similar.

    7. Re:Sweet F A by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      Relativistic kinetic weapons aside, it's highly unlikely that space travel can be accomplished without huge amounts of EM radiation.

      so let me get this straight. You think you have enough knowledge of technology we can't even fathom how it could operate to know how we would be able to detect it and yet you call me the idiot?

    8. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Just because the hypothetical aliens are ahead of us in some respects (e.g. the ability to practically travel across interstellar distances) it does not necessarily follow that they would be ahead of us in all others.

      Uh, yes, it absolutely does. If they have mastered interstellar travel, then then there is no way that they will be behind us in any other aspect.

      On the positive side, this also probably means that they'd have nothing to gain by coming here or killing us off.

    9. Re:Sweet F A by msauve · · Score: 1, Informative

      "It isn't very probable.."

      But a space-jumping fleet of invading space aliens is? Did you even read the summary?

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    10. Re:Sweet F A by Rei · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The better analogy would be near-earth objects. Even still, they stay in (sort of) fixed orbits, generally close to the orbital plane of the planets, and don't try to avoid detection. Yet we're nonetheless pretty terrible at detecting "ship-sized" NEOs. If by "ship-sized" one means "aircraft carrier-sized", odds are better than not that it wouldn't be spotted until it was within the orbit of the moon. If we're talking "space shuttle sized", it probably wouldn't be spotted until it got near LEO.

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    11. Re:Sweet F A by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But a space-jumping fleet of invading space aliens is? Did you even read the summary?

      Actually, it is very probable indeed... just not HERE!

      Space is big, really big, unbelievably big... Odds are, somewhere out there, "space-jumping fleet of invading space aliens" DOES exist. Odds of them being ANYWHERE NEAR HERE? Almost zero.

      Two separate points. :D

    12. Re:Sweet F A by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 2

      That is a good point, and near-earth objects such as asteroids and comets aren't actually trying to avoid being detected.

      Could WWII RADAR detect a modern Stealth Bomber?

      Why do we think anything we have could detect a starship that has its "stealth systems" on? (whatever they might be)

    13. Re:Sweet F A by flightmaker · · Score: 1

      I am quite sure that if you went back 500 years and took modern technology with you, it would look quite "godlike" to those people.

      I don't think I'd recommend a 500 year jump. You'd likely find yourself burning on a large stake, or drowning in the nearest body of water. OTOH it would be fun to go back and take Henry Ford for a spin in a GT40 or a Shelby Mustang. He and the other people around at the time would understand the engineering principles so you'd be perfectly safe.

    14. Re:Sweet F A by msauve · · Score: 0

      Please explain this space-jumping technology, and how you've determined that it probably exists.

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    15. Re:Sweet F A by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      Math...

      The number of planets, number of galaxies, and the size of the universe... if it doesn't exist, then there is something wrong with basic probability theory...

      There are simply too many chances for it to exist for it not to. It just isn't likely to exist anywhere near us.

    16. Re:Sweet F A by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      Assuming that I took more than just myself, I don't think burning on a large stake would be a risk, we have automatic weapons. :)

      That being said, your example proves my point, it would look like magic to those people who have no frame of reference.

      We like to think we're smart today, but the reality is, we can't conceive of what 500 years from now will look like. We can guess, but we are likely to not just be wrong, but REALLY BADLY WRONG.

      We may not even keep our bodies in 500 years, preferring to replace them with constructs with cybernetic brains. Most people I toss that idea to are horrified, including my mother and my wife, who think it sounds horrible. Which tells me that it might actually happen, but I really have no idea.

    17. Re:Sweet F A by Sique · · Score: 4, Interesting
      The short story "Invasion from Aldebaran" by Stanislaw Lem pictures a very advanced race with lots of means to hide their presence or to seamlessly adapt to the environment they are landing in.

      The invasion starts in a forest near a small polish village, and the aliens transform into local people they just saw passing by, thus totally hiding their alien presence. But then they meet a drunkard, who bears a grudge against one of the people they have turned into anyway. Their biogenic attack weapons (a swarm of insect-like stitching and poisoning robots) turn back because they can't get through the ethylalcohol cloud surrounding the prospective victim, and the drunkard gets agitated because they aliens don't really react when he yells at them. Their weapon detecting device doesn't warn about the knag lying wayside, and the drunkard takes it and hits them on the head, while they still try to get their translation device to decipher the messages he was mumbling at them - thus killing the aliens and fighting off the alien invasion.

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    18. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      like how silly airplanes looked, until they actually flew and pretty fast they didn't look anything like the silly 19th century attempts to fly.

      Hmm, birds look pretty much like airplanes, wings, fuselage, tail... We're not talking specifics here, it's the general principals and those are the same for birds as for airplanes; Angle of attack and thrust with a wing shape to glide via and steering via control surfaces. It's not like we discovered a whole new physical phenomena of flight, you know.

      What was missing was power, lots of power, in a lightweight package.

      Pray tell, what is a hang glider? A kite? A hot-air balloon or blimp, even? Have you seen those human powered airframes? What was missing was newtonian physics applied to forces of air flow.

      yet people in 1903 couldn't have dreamed of what the Saturn V would look like or how it would work.

      In 1865 Jule's Verne's From the Earth to the Moon propelled a large bullet shaped vessel via explosives (which is basically how we get there now). Artists depictions even gave it fins that look not very much unlike the Saturn V.

      I hate to do this, but if you keep this up you'll have to turn in your geek card.

      I am quite sure that if you went back 500 years and took modern technology with you, it would look quite "godlike" to those people.

      But you would have no way to cloak yourself from them, right? I mean, even with spy glasses they'd be able to detect your large invasion force, right?

      I agree that starships would be hard to detect currently, but the headline asks how could we detect them, right? I'd say, unless they're made of really strange matter, a large array of telescopes that see in multiple EM ranges would be our best bet. Meta materials might point the way to a cloaking device. With a meta material you bend light around the object -- It has to travel further and go slower as it acts with the refractive forces. With a laser matrix that allows us to measure the timing of returned reflections we could detect the deviations in timing caused by cloaking devices that bend light. One beam could bounce off of multiple reflectors and/or splitters before making its way back to the measuring station(s) so as to cover more space. Each multi-faceted reflection point gives n+1 times more reference beams. Each known pulsar also gives a steady cycle of EM waves to measure for deviance. It might be expensive and impractical, but with a sufficiently dense optical grid we can detect even cloaked things within it -- providing that the basic fundamentals thermodynamics isn't wrong, even diffusing into the quantum foam would cause there to be more mass/energy in a given spacetime thus slowing light in a detectable fashion.

      My point is that, unless you're expecting trans-dimensional aliens, we'd be able to detect them, as they must interact with our universe in some way for them to be said to be "invading", and said interaction would necessitate a possible detection method's existence -- otherwise, they wouldn't be able to interact with us, and thus could not hold the title of "invader". If you want to go so far as to assume the laws of physics won't apply to them then we might as well say: Prove they haven't already invaded.

      In that vein, recent political revelations have me leaning in favor of believing that it's reptilians that are controlling the grays who control the Illuminati who control the Jews who control the banks and media who control the populace of Earth. In other words, how can you detect invaders which you don't already consider to have invaded?

    19. Re:Sweet F A by goarilla · · Score: 1

      They gain a planet capable of sustaining life !

    20. Re:Sweet F A by flightmaker · · Score: 1

      I don't think that to us, the sight of a space ship from another world would be such a shock as, say, a portable generator, DVD player and flat screen TV would be to people in the 16th century. We have historical records, so we know how technology has advanced during the past few centuries and assume that it will continue during the next few centuries. Assuming that we don't wipe ourselves out, which I think is much more likely than interstellar visitors.

      We already know how to build rudimentary space ships. We just need a better drive system which may or may not be possible.....

    21. Re:Sweet F A by Dog-Cow · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If physics doesn't allow for it, it doesn't allow for it anywhere. It doesn't matter how large the Universe happens to be.

    22. Re:Sweet F A by msauve · · Score: 1

      Logic fail. By the same logic, there's also a room of moneys with typewriters somewhere turning out all the great books.

      You'll have to start by first finding some fundamental physics which allows superluminal travel. Sorry, but Star Trek physics doesn't count.

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    23. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know our planet could sustain them? Why wouldn't they just go for something closer? Maybe they have the capability to construct their own habitats, ringworlds, Dyson spheres, etc. and don't need a planet at all? Maybe they can exist in multiple universes? Or it's likely that they'd be cybernetic or entirely robotic beings, in which case they don't need a physical place to live at all.

      You're thinking too much like a primitive human being.

    24. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you kidding me? If I could go back 500 years with modern day technology and weapons, I could conquer the entire world single-handedly.

    25. Re:Sweet F A by Rei · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's a cute concept, but the simple fact is, if you have some simple technology for gravity control that can take a primitive society whizzing around the cosmos, then that primitive society wouldn't be using flintlocks for battle. Because if you control gravity to the point that you can hop some primitive ship in and out of gravity wells and move at relativistic speeds then you're controlling *vast* amounts of energy to do so. And there's no way such a species is going to only make use of this vast amount of energy in their spaceships but not their weapons - even if they're only kinetic impactors.

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    26. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if a society is capable of making nuclear weapons, there's no way they'd continue to have Libertarians, cancer, or lawn darts, because they'd have evolved so far behind all that.

      I see a problem with the logic.

    27. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why do you think the laws of physics don't allow it? In the words of David Deutsch "in a comprehensible universe, if something isn't forbidden by the laws of physics, then what could possibly prevent us from doing it, other than knowing how?"

    28. Re:Sweet F A by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1

      Don't talk physics with them, this is religious beliefs. There is no ground for rational discussion.

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    29. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is also the possibility that these aliens (not the immigrant kind, stupid) will not have any war technologies simply because they might be pacifistic.

    30. Re:Sweet F A by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1

      That's what Moses said when he splitted the Red Sea apart.

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    31. Re:Sweet F A by war4peace · · Score: 4, Funny

      By the same logic, there's also a room of moneys with typewriters somewhere turning out all the great books

      Thanks to the Internet, we now know that's not true.

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    32. Re:Sweet F A by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      So there must be some alien invaders who travel through interstellar space via prop aircraft? Because "if it doesn't exist, then there is something wrong with basic probability theory".

    33. Re:Sweet F A by MightyYar · · Score: 2

      I like the novel approach that "Footfall" took: the aliens aren't very smart - their technology came from a predecessor species on their planet that had driven itself extinct. Everything they could do with technology came from ancient documents. So they came in with a tremendous technology advantage, but also an evolutionary disadvantage.

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    34. Re:Sweet F A by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

      An infinite room with infinite monkeys mashing on keyboards would turn out an infinite amount of this: lhmiuefjwqz,jwx,JXE/AF;IGJJ/E XNAD/IVDFFRVKJ X.

      Not Shakespeare, because keyboard mashing doesn't create word patterns. If there is a god, perhaps he would like to test out this hypothesis and get back to us here on slashdot to confirm whether or not this is true.

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    35. Re:Sweet F A by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The difference is that now we have a much better idea of what is and isn't possible because we have a pretty good understanding of physics. Sure, there are questions still to be answered, but we have a pretty good grasp on a lot of it.

      For example, we know that any kind of FTL is going to involved vast amounts of energy, and that energy can't be destroyed so there will be some evidence of it happening that we can detect. We probably know of all forms of energy and would know them when we saw them, even if we haven't directly observed them today.

      There would be surprises, but it's very unlikely that we would be completely clueless.

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    36. Re:Sweet F A by stjobe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      people in 1903 couldn't have dreamed of what the Saturn V would look like or how it would work.

      Funny that you chose 1903 as your date, since that was the year Tsiolkovsky published The Exploration of Cosmic Space by Means of Reaction Devices, wherein among other things were mentioned that escape velocity could be achieved with a multistage rocket fueled by liquid oxygen and liquid hydrogen.

      So yes, at least one person in 1903 not only could have dreamt, but did dream and explicitly state how rockets like the Saturn V would look and work.

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    37. Re:Sweet F A by kuzb · · Score: 1

      By that logic, anything that mess of gelatinous porridge inside your head can conjure up must be real.

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    38. Re: Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm assuming it involves a really big trampoline

    39. Re:Sweet F A by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Interesting

      if something isn't forbidden by the laws of physics ...

      FTL travel, or even FTL communication, is forbidden by the laws of physics. Light speed limitations lead to boring science fiction, so FTL travel is common in sci-fi, where starships travel at the speed of plot. But there is no evidence that it will ever be possible in reality, and plenty of evidence that it will not.

      The real alien threat is not a giant fleet of starships coming out of hyperspace, but a small probe filled with nanobots.

    40. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you're the one with a religious belief there. Explain your rationale for why physics does not allow it. I honestly have no clue. I also don't have a dog in the fight. But if you want to actually prove your point you must elucidate it and not act like a petulant child.

    41. Re:Sweet F A by sFurbo · · Score: 2

      FTL travel, or even FTL communication, is forbidden by the laws of physics.

      It's not strictly forbidden. However, FTL communication is equivalent to time travel in special relativity. This means that it breaks causality. Since we haven't observed any breaks in causality, and special relativity is an extremely well tested theory, we assume that FTL communication can not exist.

    42. Re:Sweet F A by sFurbo · · Score: 1

      Not the GPP, but here goes (copy of my post further up): Faster than light communication is not strictly forbidden. However, FTL communication is equivalent to time travel in special relativity. This means that it breaks causality. Since we haven't observed any breaks in causality, and special relativity is an extremely well tested theory, we assume that FTL communication is not possible.

    43. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If our understanding of physics doesn't allow for it, it doesn't allow for it anywhere. It doesn't matter how large the Universe happens to be.

      Still feel smart? Really, that's pretty arrogant to think that because we homo sapiens think it's impossible, it must be completely impossible everywhere.

      I'd argue this kind of certain smugness is no different than religious fundamentalism; after all, you've got a big book has all the answers.

    44. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love that story. We would probably be a victim of Superiority

    45. Re:Sweet F A by msauve · · Score: 2

      I get the distinct feeling that this whole thread is a joke from The Big Bang Theory, and Sheldon is upset that someone is questioning his science fiction heroes.

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    46. Re:Sweet F A by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      Any race advanced enough to travel here to invade will have capabilities way beyond anything we could hope to combat or detect. I would imagine the first sign you would have would be if you were one of the lucky ones to see half the world wiped out a few seconds before you yourself were removed from this mortal realm.

      How bleak. Let's be realistic, if aliens did come and wanted our planet, they would probably enslave some/most of us in the process. I mean what's a conquered planet without a bunch of servants to run it for you?

      And considering what we know about FTL travel (that it is really truly impossible) even an alien with super advanced near-light-speed technology would take decades to travel from system to system. In that amount of time, their bitter rage is sure to be tempered by boredom, so when they show up they might feel the need to just chat for a bit. Space gets pretty lonely, you know?

    47. Re:Sweet F A by dywolf · · Score: 2

      So in your mind we know all there is to know about this?
      There is no room for further advancement?

      Guess we better tell all the physics researchers they're no longer needed.

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    48. Re:Sweet F A by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 2

      The probability is much greater that, before that roomful of monkeys turns out its first Shakespeare play, it will produce parseable statements in Perl. At that point, anything can happen.

    49. Re:Sweet F A by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Keyboard mashing can produce word patterns. If someone is mashing a keyboard and accidentally mashes "t" and "h", there is no magical force in the universe which quickly checks an English dictionary and stops the masher from mashing any button which would create a word ("the", for example). That's the thing about infinity - it makes the massively unlikely infinitely more likely. As long as something is not impossible, if attempted an infinite number of times, it is possible that it will happen.

    50. Re:Sweet F A by RivenAleem · · Score: 2

      The second point is not really relevant, given that the thought experiment is about our ability to detect something that was invading us. If they are invading us, then they have found us.

      So you now have to explain 2 discrepancies in technology. 1) They are sufficiently advanced to have found us. 2) They are sufficiently advanced to get to us.

      The more you add to the list of things they would have to have in order to invade us, the less and less likely they are missing the things required to eliminate us undetected. For example, you would have a hard time explaining how they can move their fleet across the vast void of space, but can't move a sufficient number of asteroids from an asteroid belt to populous locations on Earth's surface.

      This is why I dislike most alien invasion movies.

    51. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_at_a_distance could be used as to communicate.

    52. Re:Sweet F A by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      It's simpler than that, even. If we see any sort of object beyond LEO that is under acceleration other than what might be observed from random outgassing, it's artificial.

    53. Re:Sweet F A by TheCarp · · Score: 2

      Except, if they are that advanced they likely wouldn't even bother. We would be far more likely to not even see it as an invasion, hell they wouldn't even see it as an invasion.....no more than we see it as an invasion when we bleach the toilet.

      If anything we are far more likely to have them giving us their version of the smallpox infested blankets.

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    54. Re:Sweet F A by dywolf · · Score: 2

      Necessity is the mother of invention, the saying goes.
      But even more accurately:
      -Innovation is a result of necessity of some form or other.
      -Continued use of innovation is also a result of continued necessity.

      Suppose they have a physiology similar to hydra or certain jellyfish, where they have the capability to regenerate completely, or in the case of hydra, actual re-order their cells back into a recognizable organism after being blended into a soup. Such a species could easily have a reduced or non-existent reliance on and knowledge of medicine.

      Or suppose they have learned how to incorporate symbiotic bacteria into their tissues that generate energy for them? We have such creatures on our own planet, that don't need to eat because they have learned how to photosynthesize, or incorporate other critters that do it for them, into their bodies. Such a species wouldn't need food, and would likely have little or no knowledge of food production, agriculture, etc. Such a species could even have once had that knowledge, but after eliminating their world hunger and food shortages by incorporating such things into their bodies, lost that knowledge as they no longer needed it.

      So in short, your statement includes some really big assumptions about the incoming invaders.
      They could easily be more advanced in some ways, yet behind or regressed in others.

      We see such things even in our own species history, and its one reason we even have the phrase (or its variants) "what's old is new again", as certain techniques, knowledge, or ideas become outdated due to progress, but then later rediscovered.

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    55. Re:Sweet F A by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I am quite sure that if you went back 500 years and took modern technology with you, it would look quite "godlike" to those people."

      Don't behead me until your sailors have seen this! A little box, which I carry around with me everywhere, that knows its own position to within mere feet! All I do is press this button, tap right here, and --

      Oh, wait --

    56. Re:Sweet F A by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      Even once we had airplanes, you have only a lifetime from 1903 to 1969, yet people in 1903 couldn't have dreamed of what the Saturn V would look like or how it would work.

      There were rockets in 1903. They weren't as powerful, but the physics of rocket flight was pretty well known at the time.

      The only difference between fireworks and the Saturn V is scale...more powerful fuel, stronger materials, etc.

    57. Re:Sweet F A by dywolf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Even once we had airplanes, you have only a lifetime from 1903 to 1969, yet people in 1903 couldn't have dreamed of what the Saturn V would look like or how it would work.

      In 1969 there were people still alive who were born in 1860.
      Even one who was born in 1858.
      Granted only a couple were in the US (and the recorded 1858 individual was in the UK).

      But it is so freaking cool, that in their lifetime humanity saw:
      -the first transcontinental railroad and mass adoption of trains globally (1863)
      -the American Civil War, and other wars around the world
      -the height of the Age of Sail, and then its end
      -the rise of the steamship
      -the rise of the automobile
      -the rise of the airplane
      -the shrinking of the world, and the end of the blank spaces on the map
      -the rise of nuclear energy
      -the rise of the League of Nations, and then the United Nations and the first real attempts at global diplomacy in place of war (and a reduction in large scale conflict; albeit with a shift to the Cold War)
      -the emergence of computers
      -and finally yes, the Saturn V rocket, and a man landing on the moon

      That is so FREAKING COOL, all that happened in those persons' lifetimes.

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    58. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They gain a planet capable of sustaining life !

      I'm always amazed at how people discussing alien life forms always seem to think or suggest that these life forms should adhere to our vision or knowledge of life.

      When I hear people talking about the possibility of aliens, they almost always assume that they need to life on a planet similar to ours, that they must require oxygen, or other claims like that. Why is that? Isn't it possible that these aliens could be a form of something we simply even haven't got a clue of?

      Why do we assume that if some alien invasion were to reach the earth, we would even be able to see/hear/smell them? Perhaps they are already here, and have been roaming this planet for ages without anybody even being able to notice? Perhaps we know little or next to nothing about all we need to know to even know about their existence.

      A planet capable of sustaining "our" definition of life could be deadly to them, and a planet we consider as inhabitable or having a hostile environment in any kind of way could be a haven for aliens.

    59. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a cute concept, but the simple fact is, if you have some simple technology for gravity control that can take a primitive society whizzing around the cosmos, then that primitive society wouldn't be using flintlocks for battle. Because if you control gravity to the point that you can hop some primitive ship in and out of gravity wells and move at relativistic speeds then you're controlling *vast* amounts of energy to do so. And there's no way such a species is going to only make use of this vast amount of energy in their spaceships but not their weapons - even if they're only kinetic impactors.

      But if they never encountered any other species on their level then they'd have little motivation to develop newer weapons. Also if you're living the raider lifestyle then bombarding a planet to rubble from orbit would leave you nothing to gather afterwards and would seem counterproductive.

    60. Re:Sweet F A by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Until he started spouting off about the Jews, then I'm sure the fun would cease...

    61. Re:Sweet F A by andydread · · Score: 1

      Because a starship/fleet probably wouldn't be equipped with stealth systems to begin with. If they were to jump to our system they already are way ahead of us by orders of magnitude. No stealth is required. It would be simple brute force. When one lifeform that is significantly more advanced meets another that is significantly less advanced they simply roll over them. We don't deploy stealh systems against creatures living in the forest when we bulldoze the forest to setup a new housing subdivision or shopiing mall. They *can* be detected with simple radar after they jump to our system, not to say that they will be detected because we don't have a system setup to detect them. And even if we detect them it doesn't mean we can do anything about it but simply run. Just like the creatures living in the forest when a bulldozer comes to clear the land and setup shop.

    62. Re:Sweet F A by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      Assuming that I took more than just myself, I don't think burning on a large stake would be a risk, we have automatic weapons. :)

      That being said, your example proves my point, it would look like magic to those people who have no frame of reference.

      BTW, firearms are a bad example of "looks like magic" to somebody 500 years ago. Those automatic weapons haven't changed much in 100 years, and single-shot firearms very similar to what we have today have existed for over 400, with gunpowder-fired projectiles around 800 years old.

      The only significant firearm-specific advancement from 1600 to the late 1800s was the cartridge (which also made clips possible). Better metalworking techniques, etc., also helped, but those were general-purpose. At that point, the first self-loading firearm that didn't use human power to load the next cartridge (i.e., a semi-automatic) came along in the early 1900s. Since then, the change in firearms is almost identical to the change in rocket technology...scale is larger, and materials are stronger, but the design really hasn't changed much.

    63. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am quite sure that if you went back 500 years and took modern technology with you, it would look quite "godlike" to those people.

      I think you'd mostly be complaining about not being able to get a cell phone signal while searching for somewhere to plug in your charger.

    64. Re:Sweet F A by dywolf · · Score: 1

      obviously I left a lot of stuff out.
      some more off the top of my head:
      -Darwin's "On the Origin of Species" and the theory of evolution published in 1859 (though his Galapagos trip was in the 1830s).
      -the emergence of modern medicine
      -the agriculture revolution ("the green revolution")
      -the global economy
      -the first expeditions to both poles
      -the underwater mapping of the arctic ocean beneath the ice pack
      -born before trains linked the world with the first rapid trans-regional transport (compared to the standard at the time of a horse drawn cart/buggy), and an around the world trip would take months if not a year, involving ships trains, carts, and walking. yet still alive when Operation Power Flite occurred, the first around the flight by jet aircraft, a flight of B52s using inflight refueling, took only 45 hours. And if we're being really complete, the SR71 was in service by the mid60's as well, and while it never made such a flight (to public knowledge anyway; if it did, its never been revealed), using in flight refueling it could accomplish an around the world trip around the equator (widest point) in a mere 8.5 hours, if not faster.

      this is a fun list.
      but really, its amazing how far we've come in such a short time.
      heck, the first early networks even existed, and we can even claim them as the forefathers of the internet if we want for this list.

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    65. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Physics doesn't line up from first principles. The best theories we have are off by 120 orders of magnitude.

    66. Re:Sweet F A by conquistadorst · · Score: 1

      Even once we had airplanes, you have only a lifetime from 1903 to 1969, yet people in 1903 couldn't have dreamed of what the Saturn V would look like or how it would work.

      There were rockets in 1903. They weren't as powerful, but the physics of rocket flight was pretty well known at the time.

      The only difference between fireworks and the Saturn V is scale...more powerful fuel, stronger materials, etc.

      Hell yeah, and the only difference between modern computers and the cryptological bombas used during WW2 is just electronics miniaturization! Stupid elementary stuff my friends! Yeah, it's not so simple my friend. There's a reason it takes *decades* and thousands of brilliant minds to advance technology step by step. The Saturn V is not simply a bigger, better version of "fireworks". You've been playing too much Kerbal space program.

    67. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      people in 1903 couldn't have dreamed of what the Saturn V would look like or how it would work.

      Jules Verne had a go in 1865.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/From_the_Earth_to_the_Moon

    68. Re:Sweet F A by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

      I understood that, what I am saying is that the chance is not infinitesimal, it is 100% improbable because keyboard mashing *is not random* it is the product of hitting the keyboard in a particular manner that looks random and may be 99.9999999999999999999999999999% similar to random, but that is no-where near close enough. It is not random because a monkey is not a random number generator it will follow certain rules in order to mash and none of the finite number of patterns those rules will equate to anything substantial.

      But if you start with the premise that the keyboard mashing is perfectly random then yes, infinite monkeys will write books.

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    69. Re: Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Don't anthropomophize the aliens...they hate it when you do that.."

    70. Re:Sweet F A by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      I think you are including the wrong variables in your probability calculation. You are looking at a calculation of how much life is likely to be out there and using that to come up with how likely that life is to find a way to 'junp' to our star system.

      The problem is that you are making the assumption that such a thing is even possible. What we currenly know about how the universe works basically says it is not possible to excede the speed of light. We have a few theories about 'loopholes' in the physical laws that might allow for it but that has not been confirmed.

      Given the aparent size of the universe and number of worlds in it I would agree that the 'life' side of the equation is pretty high however if FTL travel is not possible then it simply doesn't matter. No number of aliens given any amount of head start over us will develop technology that the realities of physics doesn't allow to exist!

      You need to multiply your high-probability of advanced alien life against some probability of FTL being possible. Do you even have a number for that? If so where did you get it? Does it smell like the ass it was pulled from? I'm guessing so because we just don't know that yet!

    71. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...it will produce parseable statements in Perl.

      and it will probably be more readable than what most perl coders write!

    72. Re:Sweet F A by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

      ..Or to put it another way, there are a finite number of ways that text characters can be put together to form a string the length of a book, I think that keyboard mashing will come down to finite patterns that will only fill a subset of those finite probabilities.

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    73. Re: Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Radar coverage in the world? Since the world went from the five minute alert of the us military, to standby, which is a thirty minute alert, you should really ask, do we use radar? He best examples are the missing malasian planes. We were depending on transponders to alert us as to where they were. No power no transponder. No location. The mysterious rocks flying into our atmosphere are unknown in origin and path till they wake us from our slumber, the we say what was that... He national weather services track from space bound radar, looking the wrong way, and only to specific things, so would we even see them before they harvested you?

    74. Re:Sweet F A by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      If the only technology one possessed was an engine that could push something faster than light across the space between stars then all one would have to do is attach it to a big rock and they would have a weapon that could destroy us all.

      But.. surely there are a nearly limitless number of unpopulated worlds such a people could travel to. Why would they need to take ours?

    75. Re:Sweet F A by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      The premise is that they are coming to Earth to attack it. They must have a reason to attack us if they are doing it, right? Then what could that reason be? Material, food (including us), planet to live on, possibly a few others. If they would like to live on what we would consider an inhabitable planet and want nothing from us, then they would not be attacking us in the first place and you missed the whole point of the question.

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    76. Re:Sweet F A by Jason+Levine · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually travelling faster than light isn't really forbidden. What's impossible is accelerating to or past light speed. (Your mass will increase infinitely as you accelerate requiring an infinite amount of fuel.) However, you could theoretically start faster than light. The equations lead to an imaginary number which leads to some debate as to what that means. Interestingly, if you were going faster than light, you'd encounter the same effects (divided by the square root of -1) slowing down to light speed that we encounter speeding up to light speed. However, you could reduce those effects by travelling even faster.

      We haven't detected anything travelling faster than light, but that could just be a limitation of our detection capabilities rather than a limitation of the Universe.

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    77. Re:Sweet F A by leonardluen · · Score: 2

      given either enough time or distance anything not specifically prohibited by the laws of physics is happening somewhere.

      if the universe were something like 10^10^100 light years across then there would be an exact duplicate of "you" somewhere in it. because there are only so many configurations and quantum states that a specific volume of space can take.

      granted we don't believe our universe is that large, only i think about 10^26 light years., but given a universe that is large enough then some seemingly unlikely things could be happening in it somewhere.

    78. Re: Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot you reload. Just because SciFi means endless shots, don't work in real world.

    79. Re:Sweet F A by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      Any propulsion system capable of getting significant mass up to interstellar velocities would also function quite well as a weapons system. All they'd have to do is leave a few hundred kilograms coasting at 10% the speed of light (when then begin their deceleration burn) aimed at earth and they'd wipe us out decades before they even got here.

    80. Re:Sweet F A by ComputerGeek01 · · Score: 1

      One could only hope that if we were to invade an inhabited planet that we would have your military genius and tactical insight at the forefront. What's that over there? A one in a billion planet that has a climate which is accommodating to our species? Oh, I know! Instead of invading it, let's bomb it from space and send enough dust and debris into the atmosphere to kick off a thousand year long nuclear winter so as to make it completely inhospitable it either race! Don't forget to ensure the obliteration of every component of infrastructure that the native species had already built. Because there's nothing like rebuilding civilization again from the stone age to let you know that you've made the right decision.

    81. Re:Sweet F A by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      Light speed limitations lead to boring science fiction

      I don't find Alistair Reynold's works to be boring, despite the fact that they lack FTL. You just have to reframe the story around the idea of immense travel times and throw in some science woo to explain how people survive the journeys.

    82. Re:Sweet F A by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 2

      You speak as if you live in a reality where there can be an objective third party point of view, and where physics has some kind of existence outside human imagination. How 19th century quaint.

      The Copenhagen interpretation is the best we've got since the upsets by Heisenberg et al.. To whit: physics is our best imaginary model of what the Universe might be like. That's not only as good as it gets, by the very nature of things that's as good as it can ever get. There is no objective reality. It is all in your head.

      Which is not to say that you cannot shape your imagination so that it is congruent with (but still separate from) somew of what is actually out there. Leading to things like the Apollo project, the Manhattan project, etc.

      "I can't believe I used to think that what I thought was happening was really going on." --The Sugar Beats

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    83. Re:Sweet F A by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      You think we have a pretty good understanding of physics.

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    84. Re: Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You don't have to encounter other species to build bigger and better weapons. Your own species will do, i.e. the entire history of the human species.

      On top of that, if they can reach our homeworld and we can't get off our own planet, they have all the time they need to adapt their ability to master the enormous energy capabilities they already possess into weapons to wipe us out...

    85. Re:Sweet F A by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 2

      Parent post presents a reasonable argument. But the argument depends on an unstated assumption that cannot be verified and is most likely not true. The assumption being that our observational skills are so highly developed that we would recognize a break in causality if we saw it.

      On every scale from the dark matter/energy that makes galaxies the way they are to the mysteries of quantum foam, there are a multitude of indications that we really are not very good observers. For if we were, there would be a lot fewer oddities that the science teachers kick into the corner and tell the students to ignore them.

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    86. Re:Sweet F A by tehcyder · · Score: 2

      Keyboard mashing can produce word patterns. If someone is mashing a keyboard and accidentally mashes "t" and "h", there is no magical force in the universe which quickly checks an English dictionary and stops the masher from mashing any button which would create a word ("the", for example). That's the thing about infinity - it makes the massively unlikely infinitely more likely. As long as something is not impossible, if attempted an infinite number of times, it is possible that it will happen.

      But the universe isn't infinite. Infinity is a mathematical concept, not a description of reality.

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    87. Re:Sweet F A by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1

      Well said. If I had not already posted here, I would have given you a mod point. Probably "insightful", but "informative" would also work.

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    88. Re:Sweet F A by Strangely+Familiar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There was a time in the development of the universe where space and time itself essesntially expanded faster than the speed of light. It is pretty widely accepted physics. But this inflationary period after the big bang wasn't technically "faster" than light travel, because the definition of "faster" was bound up in the expansion of space and time. (If the space-time I am standing in expands, am I "moving"?) So, there is a physical process where matter and energy do something like faster than light travel, but not really. I imagine we could better understand this inflationary process and exploit it in the future to do something that isn't technically "travel". Many things that have been impossible in the past are now possible (space travel). But many things that were impossible in the past remaln impossible (FTL travel). We don't know what the future science will be. So it is best to keep an open mind and not assume anything one way or another, with a bias towards "I won't believe your claims until you demonstrate them to skeptical physicists who subsequently change their minds. Currently, no reputable physicist believes inflation makes faster than light travel possible.Experimental results, or it didn't happen."

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    89. Re:Sweet F A by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1

      Hey I want some of those moneys. I'm at a keyboard doing my bit, so where are my moneys?

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    90. Re: Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see this idealism way too often. Everyone assumes our current "violent" nature is because we are unevolved, and that humans will evolve out of it in a few thousand years.

      First, evolution takes a lot longer than that. Our planet will likely become uninhabitable long before we change much from our current form.

      Second, evolution allows the strong to survive. It is the antithesis of the idea of everyone getting along in harmony as competition is one of the mechanisms.

      We need to stop saying "someday we will grow out of it" and just do the best with what we have now, because there is absolutely nothing to support the idea that humans will ever "grow out of" violence.

    91. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The premise is that they are coming to Earth to attack it. They must have a reason to attack us if they are doing it, right? Then what could that reason be? Material, food (including us), planet to live on, possibly a few others. If they would like to live on what we would consider an inhabitable planet and want nothing from us, then they would not be attacking us in the first place and you missed the whole point of the question.

      AC here. Well, let's say they are interested in some kind of material here on earth (gold, diamonds, whatever). Even though these could (possibly) be found elsewhere, they choose earth as their new source for the material.

      The planet itself is completely inhabitable to them, and they care nothing for the current wildlife (including us humans), just the way we were (and sometimes still are) only interested in our benefits and not the downsides for other species.

      From the viewpoint of the aliens, this attack could very well be a simple "spraying for bugs before we land" in order to work on a "cleaner" planet. The attack would be extremely violent and uncalled for, but the end result would be the same: an attack on earth.

      For what I care, they could even consider "shoot the planet" their newly invented game, but again we are looking for reasons to come and attack this planet from a human perspective.

    92. Re:Sweet F A by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 1

      If they do exist and can cross interstellar distances, they would grow and spread exponentially. In that case, the odds of being anywhere near here would be almost one.

    93. Re:Sweet F A by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 2

      Your monkeys are deficient in randomness.

      Of course truly random monkeys would contain many random mutations many of which are not going to be viable, which means that room no matter that it is infinitely big, is going to be full of the stench of dead, decaying monkey flesh. The whole damn metaphor stinks.

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    94. Re:Sweet F A by thieh · · Score: 1
      You might be assuming they don't have/cannot create new paths/shortcuts.

      but then again, if they can make or have shortcutsthere is no way we can see them coming.

    95. Re:Sweet F A by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 1

      If physics doesn't allow for it, it doesn't allow for it anywhere. It doesn't matter how large the Universe happens to be.

      And you know that physics is the same everywhere... how? The only things we can observe are spectral lines, thermal radiation, and very limited orbital mechanics. And even those don't all quite behave we expect them to over large distances.

    96. Re:Sweet F A by Buchenskjoll · · Score: 1

      You're wrong, speeding past red light is forbidden, but green is OK.

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    97. Re:Sweet F A by tehcyder · · Score: 2

      I understood that, what I am saying is that the chance is not infinitesimal, it is 100% improbable because keyboard mashing *is not random* it is the product of hitting the keyboard in a particular manner that looks random and may be 99.9999999999999999999999999999% similar to random, but that is no-where near close enough. It is not random because a monkey is not a random number generator it will follow certain rules in order to mash and none of the finite number of patterns those rules will equate to anything substantial.

      But if you start with the premise that the keyboard mashing is perfectly random then yes, infinite monkeys will write books.

      You seem to be assuming that these are real monkeys. They aren't, any more than Schrodinger's cat was real.

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    98. Re: Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't very long ago that going faster than the speed of sound violated the laws of physics. Not long before that, human flight was impossible. And certainly, nobody thought we'd get there without flapping really, _really_ hard.

      So in conclusion, yes FTL will be impossible forever and ever.

    99. Re:Sweet F A by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 2

      FTL travel, or even FTL communication, is forbidden by the laws of physics.

      There is nothing in physical law that forbids FTL travel or communication. There is simply no known mechanism to achieve it, and some people choose to add it as a postulate to physical law.

      Light speed limitations lead to boring science fiction, so FTL travel is common in sci-fi, where starships travel at the speed of plot.

      Numerous science fiction stories are based on STL interstellar travel. It makes for quite interesting science fiction, actually.

      The real alien threat is not a giant fleet of starships coming out of hyperspace, but a small probe filled with nanobots.

      Once you have that kind of nanotech, you can cross interstellar distances even with STL travel and large fleets, because issues of lifespans become moot.

    100. Re:Sweet F A by Dins · · Score: 1

      Keyboard mashing can produce word patterns. If someone is mashing a keyboard and accidentally mashes "t" and "h", there is no magical force in the universe which quickly checks an English dictionary and stops the masher from mashing any button which would create a word ("the", for example). That's the thing about infinity - it makes the massively unlikely infinitely more likely. As long as something is not impossible, if attempted an infinite number of times, it is possible that it will happen.

      If the universe is truly infinte, not only if something's possible will it happen, but it will happen an infinte number of times. Infinity gets...weird...when you start thinking about it.

    101. Re:Sweet F A by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 1

      Special relativity is not a sound theory of causality, it's only a theory of transforming coordinate systems. FTL communication results in sequences of space time coordinates that to an STL observer look like they violate causality, but that doesn't mean they actually do.

    102. Re:Sweet F A by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      Depends on how the gravity control works. It may not be possible to have fine enough control to use it as a weapon, especially without having developed advanced sensors and control systems.

      Imagine the gravity control is done with a magical rock. If the alien touches it, the rock is able to "lock on" to large masses like planets or larger. The rock is able to create a wormhole to such a large mass, allowing passage.

      How do you weaponize it? Your interface is primitive and imprecise - you're just touching a rock. You don't have sufficient control over the effects of the rock to turn it into a weapon.

    103. Re:Sweet F A by MrL0G1C · · Score: 2

      Well if they're not real then they can't write books can they.

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    104. Re: Sweet F A by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      You don't have to encounter other species to build bigger and better weapons. Your own species will do, i.e. the entire history of the human species.

      A great deal of human advancement came about because of conflict and limited resources caused by our limited land area. We had to conquer each other to get more (whatever you're looking for). Or we only had so much (whatever), so we had to figure out better ways to use (whatever) or replacements for (whatever).

      If your species has the ability to travel to anywhere in the galaxy, limited land area is gone. If you want more of (whatever), there's plenty of places to get it. Those places are either uninhabited or populated by people who only have spears, while you have guns. That greatly reduces the pressure to innovate.

    105. Re:Sweet F A by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      My best guess is, the alien invasion fleet would look like a bullet-sized ship carrying a few milligrams of antimatter, and traveling a bit below lightspeed. We might be able to notice it since it would be in a deceleration phase which means it would be blasting high-energy exhaust in our general direction, but odds are pretty good we wouldn't even notice. When it lands, it's tiny fleet of nanobots will start converting rocks, buildings, vehicles, and maybe plants and animals, into more nanobots. Good odds that the nanobots start building larger structures or machinery. The nanobots would be converting the planet to something suitable for the aliens, or perhaps simply disassembling it for space construction materials. Good odds that the nanobots would not react if we attacked them, but it's hard to attack something that's eating your weapons and factories. Like a virulent disease, they'd wipe us out without even knowing we're here.

      If we're lucky, the aliens notice us before the nanobots finish us off, call off the invasion, and put a "nature preserve" sign on our planet. After all, they have trillions of other planets to use, and ours wouldn't be particularly more valuable than any of the other rocky planets. And there's good odds that the aliens have some level of curiosity or empathy (because both of those would help technological progress). Good odds that the empathy is aimed at some random species which looks like the alien version of kittens.

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    106. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes yes, we all get it. You're very cool because you hate thing that other people like. Now fuck off and let people trying to have a constructive discussion do their thing.

    107. Re:Sweet F A by Pro923 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that FTL communication is impossible. If we had a base on say - pluto, we could put a probe midway between pluto and earth. That probe would emit entangled photons in both directions simultaneously. Once the photons reached one destination, they could be modified, and their modifications read instantly at the other point. In some sense, the law isn't violated because it takes a huge amount of time to get the probe physically in the proper point in the first place, then it takes time for the initial photons to make their way to their destinations. ie, the "startup cost" doesn't violate anything - but once that were established, we'd be able to communicate instantaneously.

    108. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I seem to recall someone actually did give typewriters to a room full of monkeys once as an "art" thing. Turns out they're inordinately fond of the letter Y. That, and peeing on typewriters.

    109. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because the hypothetical aliens are ahead of us in some respects (e.g. the ability to practically travel across interstellar distances) it does not necessarily follow that they would be ahead of us in all others.

      Only in SF.

      For instance, consider Harry Turtledove's short story The Road Not Taken which is based around a premise that humanity overlooked a blindingly simple technique for manipulating gravity that put our technological development onto a completely different track than the invaders of the story.

      Once again, only in SF. To put things into perspective, how well would Napoleon do against full might of the 2015 US Military? And that's only 200 years of technology. To put things even more in perspective, how well do you think Alexander the Great with his bronze swords and chariots would do?

    110. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, he's right. In space, 'stealth' means two things:
      1) not emitting EM radiation, which includes infrared (aka: heat), and/or
      2) keeping a larger body between you and the observer.

      If you don't emit any EM radiation, including infrared, you pretty quickly turn your invasion fleet into a collection of space-faring autoclaves on steroids. Not so good for the invasion forces.
      Keeping a larger body between you and the observer has the potential to work, but relies on the observer not being able to move enough to counter it. The only thing in our solar system that is close enough to cause that problem *without* giving months to years of prep time is the Moon, and we have enough instruments in space that we can see around it pretty well. Oh, and it circles our planet pretty darned quickly, which would make it difficult, or even impossible, for an invasion fleet to hide behind it for a long distance approach.

      So, unless the invasion fleet can essentially teleport to the far side of the moon, we stand a pretty good chance of seeing them coming. (That's an entirely different question than 'what could we do to *stop* them?')

      Near-earth objects (comets, asteroids, etc.) are tricky to spot because they don't generate any EM emissions, they only reflect them. As a result, they're nearly as 'dark' as the space around them.

    111. Re:Sweet F A by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Hell yeah, and the only difference between modern computers and the cryptological bombas used during WW2 is just electronics miniaturization! Stupid elementary stuff my friends! Yeah, it's not so simple my friend. There's a reason it takes *decades* and thousands of brilliant minds to advance technology step by step. The Saturn V is not simply a bigger, better version of "fireworks". You've been playing too much Kerbal space program.

      The Saturn V is not simply a big firework, but it is basically a big firework.

      Anyone who had ever seen a rocket firework on a stick would understand the basic idea.

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    112. Re:Sweet F A by mpe · · Score: 1

      Besides, even if they were at our level of technology, if they have starships, then they have nuclear weapons. They don't have to invade, they can simple drop rocks or nukes on us to accomplish the same thing, and there wouldn't be anything we could do about it...

      If you can drop rocks on a planet you probably don't need to bother with nukes. No nasty radioactives to clean up afterwards.
      The only possible advantage of a missile over a rock is accuracy. But there probably isn't that much capable of surviving a near miss in the 100 MT range.

    113. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are zero resources available on earth that a space-faring species would not be able to take much more easily from our oort cloud, asteroid belt, and small resource-rich moons of the outer planets. If any alien species ever made it to our solar system, that's where they'd go for resources, and any attention they paid to us would be because of:

      1) Scientific curiosity "Hey, look at the primitive life forms! Wanna poke 'em and see what they do?" or

      2) Religious zealotry, which could be summarized as either "Convert the heretics!" or "Purge the demons!" (I'm not sure which of those two would be worse.)

    114. Re:Sweet F A by lgw · · Score: 1

      There are an infinity of odd numbers, but none of them are divisible by two. If something's not possible, then it doesn't matter how often you try. The whole "space jump" idea, while neat SF, seems more firmly impossible the more physics we learn, sadly enough.

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    115. Re:Sweet F A by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      You forgot to mention Hitler, Stalin and Pol Pot, the continued existence of religion, and the fact that climate change may force us back to the Stone Age.

      Just for balance.

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    116. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you even follow current science events? You're a moron. http://www.dailygalaxy.com/my_...

    117. Re:Sweet F A by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Whereas we smart adaptable warlike dishonest (feigned surrender, guerrilla warfare, etc.) monkeys whack together an Orion-drive space battleship right under the aliens' bifurcated trunks and play a game of hard-ball orbital chicken with the aliens' irreplaceable (and full of all their families) mothership.

      I constantly waver between loving how cool that book is and hating how cornball it is.

      Maybe that's the lesson the aliens need to be aware of: humanity are right bastards when at war; there's almost nothing we won't do to avoid losing, or to make you pay if we can't avoid losing.

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    118. Re:Sweet F A by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

      They also don't try to change velocity, or emit EM radiation to sense what's around them, or even emit waste from a power source. If one of those objects lit up a RADAR looking for rocks crossing their path, or fired a thruster big enough to bring an aircraft carrier size craft into Earth orbit, somebody would notice in a big hurry.

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    119. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks. GP was acting like an arrogant dick. I agree with you, albeit with the caveat that if we had proposed time was not absolute to scientists in the early 19th century, we would have been mocked much as dick-GP is mocking FTL.

    120. Re: Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Second, evolution allows the strong to survive

      You don't really understand evolution. Strength has nothing to do with it, it's all about adaptability, and surviving in a changing environment, which in nearly all cases is done through "everyone getting along in harmony" within a species subset, as well as species developing mutually beneficial relationships with other species, which results in their own enhanced survival.

      By your reasoning, dogs and cats and cows and horses all got wiped out thousands of years ago, and no longer exist anywhere, because they decided to get along in harmony with humans, instead of being "strong" and "competing with us". Cows don't compete with humans at all, but if you go by sheer biomass, they're one of the most successful species on the planet.

      Evolution is not a war to win, it's a constantly churning maze.

    121. Re: Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They could even fix systemd!

    122. Re:Sweet F A by blue9steel · · Score: 1

      FTL travel, or even FTL communication, is forbidden by the laws of physics.

      Not exactly. There are a variety of ways around the limitations without breaking the laws as we know them. Of course we currently don't have the knowledge to implement those methods but that's not the same thing. Additionally it's highly unlikely that we understand all there is to know of physics or even most of it, there is a high probability that significant new knowledge will be discovered in the future that could change our understanding of how things work and that could lead to additional possibilities for avoiding the current limitations. I'm not expecting star travel any time soon, but assuming we don't wipe ourselves out as a species then eventually it's virtually certain we'll figure something out.

    123. Re:Sweet F A by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I don't know of any reason it's physically impossible to sort of tunnel through the lightspeed barrier and achieve FTL that way. However, no matter what method, FTL ability is the same as time travel ability, as long as Special Relativity holds (and that's a very simple, intuitive, and well-tested theory).

      Science fiction stories with FTL normally disregard Special Relativity without a thought for the consequences.

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    124. Re:Sweet F A by blue9steel · · Score: 1

      Why waste all that time on nuclear winter when you could just detonate a few EMP devices and watch while we tear ourselves to pieces. Wait a year or two for starvation, violence and disease to kill 99.9% of the humanity and then move in and take whatever real estate you're interested in. The remaining inhabitants should be easy to handle for a group with modern weaponry and complete air superiority.

    125. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This species can cross interstellar distances and is, compared to our own, godlike. So what do gods hate more than anything else? Other gods.* Gods such as our species might become if given another couple hundred years to develop their skills.

      *See: the First Commandment, the entirety of Greek myth, or indeed most of the mythology of any other culture.

    126. Re: Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      systemd, enough reason to attack.

    127. Re:Sweet F A by david_thornley · · Score: 2

      Entangled photons do not transmit information. Assume two states, A and B, such that a pair of entangled photons, when measured, will have one in state A and one in state B.

      Any modification to the state of one photon breaks the entanglement. The Earth observer can find that his photon is in state A, and therefore knows that the Pluto photon must be state B, but that doesn't pass information, since the Pluto observer knows only that its photon is in state B.

      Let's take an analogy that's not too horribly wrong. Take a red card and a black card, and put them into two envelopes. Separate the envelopes. Whoever opens the envelope and gets a red card knows instantly that the other envelope has a black card, and vice versa. So far, no communication. Now, suppose that somebody opens the envelope, removes the existing card, and puts a red card in. This doesn't affect the envelope with the other card at all.

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    128. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FTL travel, or even FTL communication, is forbidden by the laws of physics.

      Oh really? Which laws would those be? Relativity? The same relativity that permits tachyons (if we ever figure out how to do imaginary rest mass)? The same relativity that permits Einstein-Rosen Bridges (aka wormholes)? Or would those be the laws that we use to model cosmic inflation, where the whole frigging universe is expanding FTL? And that also happen to permit Alcubierre/ van den Broek/ et al. warps?

      The laws of physics don't "forbid" any such thing, they just tell us that it's going to be a bit trickier than strapping on a huge stinking rocket and accelerating at 1 gee for six months.

    129. Re: Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evolution does not allow the strong to survive.
      Those who survive, we call them strong and the result over time, evolution.

    130. Re:Sweet F A by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I'm going to suggest that the transition from smoothbore muzzle-loading muskets to breech-loading rifles was significant. In terms of rendering older tactics impossible, the semi-automatic rifle did nicely. Machine guns helped shape the new tactics but you can see the older tactics failing badly in the 1870 Franco-Prussian War.

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    131. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the most important part of "space stealth":

      3) Don't be where the person you're sneaking up on is looking

      Stars, even piddly little dwarf stars and brown dwarves, emit more EM radiation than any ship is likely to, and we're still having trouble finding all of the ones nearby, including the binary pair they just announced that passed within 0.8 lightyears of us only 70,000 years ago. The fact of the matter is, we just don't have the resources to be looking everywhere always, and stuff still sneaks up on us all of the time, just because we weren't looking in the right spot.

    132. Re:Sweet F A by deadweight · · Score: 1

      The Saturn V would not be THAT much of a mystery in 1903. "Look at this huge rocket! In the future we took your small rockets and scaled them WAY up. It works the same, just way way bigger". In 1903 British naval rockets were around 100 years old ;)

    133. Re: Sweet F A by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      And we've observed everything there is to observe in the universe have we? The laws of physics are now completely settled are they? I must've missed that memo.

    134. Re:Sweet F A by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      That sounds like some crazy alien talk right there.

      Quick I found one!

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    135. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they have mastered interstellar travel, then then there is no way that they will be behind us in any other aspect.

      You might want to take a look at the history of science and technology and see just how much of what we've developed stems from serendipitous discoveries and how many potential technologies have been cast aside because their early implementations weren't better (or enough better) than well-entrenched technologies to replace them. It isn't the nice logical linear progression that simplified histories pretend. We've undoubtedly missed a lot.

      Another civilization, with different starting conditions, may have missed a different lot.

      Just as an example, if they started from a planet a billion years older than ours (or formed in a different protostellar nebula), their native ratio of U235 to U238 would have been so low as to make nuclear fission seem too large a technical hurdle to bother with, and they went straight to fusion. Fusion power plants probably don't make good weapons, so while they might have a theoretical understanding of nuclear weapons as a hypothetical possibility, they wouldn't have wasted any time on it. (Conversely, a planet a billion or so years younger would have a high U235/U238 ratio, high enough that natural nuclear reactors could form (like the Oklo formation in Gabon), and they may have gone straight from coal to nuclear and entirely missed the oil age...with a corresponding lag in their experience with petrochemicals and polymers.)

      Then there's the remote possibility that the trick to insterstellar travel is so technologically simple that the Victorians could have done it, but on this world the spark who would have had the aha! moment to realize that got run over by a horse carriage on his way home from the pub.

    136. Re:Sweet F A by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Most of the proposed methods of obtaining FTL travel involve side-stepping light speed somehow. (e.g. Take a wormhole "shortcut") What is impossible (as far as we can tell) is speeding up to light speed and then speeding up a bit more to go past it.

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    137. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FTL travel, or even FTL communication, is forbidden by the laws of physics.

      Laws of physics of which our understanding may change with more research, thus rendering your 'opinion' on FTL travel moot.

      Short version: we're still in the toddler phase of science; give it a thousand years and assuming the race isn't dead let's see what they've come up with.

    138. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > FTL travel, or even FTL communication, is forbidden by the laws of physics.

      There is plenty of evidence to the contrary. We don't fully understand how quantum works, but we know we can already communicate FTL on very small scales. That's how discovery starts, sometimes.

    139. Re:Sweet F A by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Informative

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_at_a_distance could be used as to communicate.

      No it can't. Although entangled particles can interact, you cannot use the channel to communicate. Any "message" sent looks like random noise. It is only when you compare it after-the-fact that you can see the FTL influence.

      It is like you have two perfect random number generators, and you can switch from one RNG to the other, and have the change happen instantly light years away. But on the other end, they just see a continuous stream of random numbers. If you can latter look at the stream of numbers, you can see that the switch happened at faster than light speed, but no useful information was communicated.

    140. Re:Sweet F A by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      that's pretty arrogant to think that because we homo sapiens think it's impossible, it must be completely impossible everywhere.

      Not really. It's pretty ignorant to think that a well understood law of physics can be transformed somewhere else. Now, if by some circumstance we got that law wrong, then the possibility could exist. But unless there's some chink in the armor of that law that was missed, the GP is absolutely correct.

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    141. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *points to the breadcrumb of physics we've worked out, then to the bakery of things we haven't*

    142. Re:Sweet F A by fisted · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, because the people at the end points can't control what they measure their entangled particles to be. There's no information transmitted in the process, all you get to do is:
      1. Measure the entangled property, say, the spin, on Earth.
      2. Be like: Wow, on Pluto that must've given <opposite property>.

    143. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flight was deemed impossible by the physics of the era. It would be arrogant and blind for us to assume we're correct now.

      All science "laws" amount to "So far, this has proved true...in the period in which we've been observing it...in this particular corner of this particular universe."

    144. Re:Sweet F A by magarity · · Score: 1

      It is not rational to assume that unknown technology means godlike abilities

      Clarke's third law: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinquishable from magic

    145. Re: Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if they wanted pets for amusement - "hey zorg look at my new human it so adorable"

    146. Re:Sweet F A by suutar · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Niven's hypothesis: if time travel is possible and can actually change the future, then time travel will not be developed (because that's the only real stable state). Therefore even if FTL communication is possible, it may never happen.

    147. Re:Sweet F A by suutar · · Score: 1

      Could WWII RADAR detect a modern Stealth Bomber?

      Interesting question. Depends whether it's using frequencies that the SB was designed to avoid.

    148. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because the hypothetical aliens are ahead of us in some respects (e.g. the ability to practically travel across interstellar distances) it does not necessarily follow that they would be ahead of us in all others.

      Uh, yes, it absolutely does. If they have mastered interstellar travel, then then there is no way that they will be behind us in any other aspect.

      Do you always spout your opinions as fact?

      Would you like to provide any justification regarding why you are of the opinion that they must be superior to us in every respect?

    149. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The better analogy would be near-earth objects. Even still, they stay in (sort of) fixed orbits, generally close to the orbital plane of the planets, and don't try to avoid detection.

      They also don't have rocket engines. A 1-km asteroid reflects about 10^9 W of sunlight. One space shuttle main engine produces about 10^10 W of power, some large fraction of which (certainly >10%) is radiated as IR/visible light from the nozzle and exhaust. So an operating space shuttle engine is about as visible as a 1-km asteroid.

      A space shuttle, coasting freely, I agree we wouldn't see until it was in Earth orbit. A space shuttle, under thrust, we'd see from much farther away than the Moon.

    150. Re:Sweet F A by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      We also love to nuke ourselves in that book... While I like sci-fi, it's not the only genre that I read and I have to admit that it ALL seems a little cornball to me. It was still a really good book. :) I love the whole "Princess of Mars" series, too, despite actually laughing out loud at the cheesiness sometimes.

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    151. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any aliens that can travel through space, should be able to launch an asteroid(s) at any major cities. Wipe our most of the population, the rest would be easy pickings. It would not have to get close, that is what is so dumb about most alien invasion movies.

    152. Re:Sweet F A by tambo · · Score: 1

      Even if they were at our level of technology, if they have starships, then they have nuclear weapons. They don't have to invade, they can simple drop rocks or nukes on us to accomplish the same thing, and there wouldn't be anything we could do about it...

      Yeah, nukes aren't even necessary. A lump of any kind of matter, parked at the top of Earth's gravity well and possessing sufficient bulk / shape / cohesiveness to deliver a sizable mass to the surface, will be devastating. If you can multiply that by, I dunno, several thousand - you have a fairly low-tech and cost-effective means of civilization annihilation.

      This whole "gravity" thing is really a bummer. If mankind can ever conquer its internal existential threats - global war, nuclear proliferation, climate change, and the cultural-dumbness bomb called "the Kardashians" - then our own gravity well becomes our largest existential vulnerability.

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    153. Re:Sweet F A by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      If they have mastered interstellar travel, then then there is no way that they will be behind us in any other aspect.

      Hopefully they might have fewer Star Wars prequels.

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    154. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming that I took more than just myself, I don't think burning on a large stake would be a risk, we have automatic weapons. :)

      Until you run out of bullets. Or someone you didn't see gets you with an arrow.

    155. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, read Henlein's Moon is a Harsh Mistress. The people of the moon defeated the earth people by lobbing rocks from the moon at their targets. If aliens come, we can be easily defeated by gravity.

    156. Re:Sweet F A by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The "Firefly" TV series wasn't boring at all.

      However, to make up for not having FTL, they had to use the plot device of a single solar system having hundreds of planets and moons which were terraformable, which is highly improbable.

    157. Re:Sweet F A by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You'll have to start by first finding some fundamental physics which allows superluminal travel. Sorry, but Star Trek physics doesn't count.

      Physicist Miguelle Alcubierre disagrees.

    158. Re:Sweet F A by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Why does alien invasion require FTL travel? That seems to assume that the aliens have human-like lifespans, haven't invented suspended animation, don't bother with generation ships, etc.

    159. Re:Sweet F A by kdub007 · · Score: 1

      Well, the Big Bang Theory includes a very short period of time at the very beginning that requires that the Universe expand at a speed faster than light. Further, Theory of Special Relativity is a) just a theory however well it may have been tested, and b) there are competing theories that do not necessarily agree, but have also been tested (Quantum.) To say something is impossible because Physics doesn't allow for it is ignorant. Am I saying FTL travel/communication is possible? No, but I'm also not willing to say it is impossible.

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    160. Re:Sweet F A by borknado · · Score: 1

      It's forbidden by the laws of physics for our three dimensions of space, but science thinks there may be more than _eleven_ dimensions of spacetime. We really have no idea what loopholes could exist that an alien species could find and exploit to get around the speed of light. Look how much of physics we've figured out in 200 years. If they have a few millennia on us, they might be able to do all sorts of things that would seem like complete magic to us, but would just be physics we don't understand yet.

    161. Re:Sweet F A by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The main problem with alien invasion scenarios is that they frequently don't have a good reason for invading in the first place. Why would aliens want to invade? Resources, land, or human bodies? If it's resources, it doesn't make any sense at all, because they can much more easily get whatever they need closer to home on other planets, moons, and asteroids. Even our own system has lots of these which we haven't touched yet. The only two scenarios that make much sense are land and bodies. In "Independence Day", it was land: supposedly the ETs had similar biology to ours and wanted the planet for themselves because it's liveable for them. Of course, that would make bombarding the planet with asteroids a bad idea, because that would make it much less liveable. Then there's the bodies angle, as seen in the "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" movies and also some more recent movie I forget the name of (where a band of uninfected humans hides out in a mountain cave). This however seems highly unlikely: aliens who are biologically able to take over our bodies for hosts even though they evolved somewhere far away?

    162. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whew!

      I hope their personal deodorant technology is more advanced.

    163. Re:Sweet F A by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Actually it's not - the rule is: Relativity, FTL Travel/communication, Linear causality: Pick any two. And we have no particulare reason to assume linear causality is a real thing, other than the so oft-disproven guide of common sense. In fact as I recall back-causality would solve some sticky issues with quantum mechanics.

      We do have good reason to believe that nothing can be accelerated to/beyond lightspeed through normal space, but we also have numerous mathematical models of wormholes and warpdrives that should be able to sidestep that limitation, and which might represent viable technology for a sufficiently advanced civilization. And then of course there's the realm of stuff our science hasn't even touched on yet - such as hyerspace and other "trans-dimensional" travel that would involve leaving the normal universe entirely and reentering it at another point, in which case there's both the potential for both higher speed limts and non-linear mappings between this realm and whatever others we might discover. Of course if the laws of physics are different there it might not be possible for matter as we know it to exist, which would put a real damper on travel, but possibly not communication. As I recall there was actually a proposed experiment featured here in the last week or two that would begin to explore the possibility of such things - looking for energetic neutrons that manage to bypass shielding by temporarily leaving our univers.

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    164. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the premise is that they wouldn't even bother because they are too advanced to care about anything here. Do try to keep up with the thread.

    165. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correction. Thanks to the internet, we now know that we aren't those monkeys

    166. Re:Sweet F A by Immerman · · Score: 1

      And what exactly would a break in causality look like to a mind accustomed to assuming causality always proceeds linearly? Particularly if it were a systemic break - what is the observable difference between "A happens spontaneously and leads to B" and "B happens spontaneously and retroactively leads to A"? As I recall back-causality would actually simplify some aspects of quantum mechanics considerably - there's a decent argument in its favor.

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    167. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a society is capable of making nuclear weapons, then they will have superior technology and knowledge in every aspect to the cavemen that they were descended from. Of maybe you think cavemen had some kind of special club fashioning technology that was simply lost over the eons and the nuclear weapon building descendant just could not figure out the science behind making clubs.

      In short, you are an idiot and your analogy is a complete non-sequitur that has nothing to do with the discussion whatsoever.

    168. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you tip your fedora as you clicked the submit button?

    169. Re: Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, if something is not impossible then an application of infinite attempts will result in an infinite number of successes... It also will result in an infinite number of failures.

    170. Re:Sweet F A by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Well, given a FTL radio and a collaboratior in a very different reference frame, SR says that it's possible to send a message into your own past, which most assuredly breaks the commonly held simplistic view of causality. Of course it could just be that our current understanding of causality only covers the degenerate linear case.

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    171. Re:Sweet F A by Immerman · · Score: 1

      The problem is that we have no way to tell what the entangled photons "should have been", making it difficult if not impossible to tell if or how they have been modified. It's also very difficult, maybe impossible, to modify a particle without breaking entanglement.

      Many years ago I actually designed a FTL "radio" based on just such an idea - unfortunately it relied on being able to measure a particle's spin without breaking entanglement, something I've since been informed is impossible.

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    172. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "so dumb they can't even protect themselves from biological problems"

      I think what's even worse than that is the idea that aliens would be constructed chemically in a way similar enough to us for a microbe to even work on them. Even here on Earth, pathogens rarely cross species, most of which share like 98% of the same DNA, and even in those cases it only works because we're built of the exact same biology and those pathogens have spent *billions* of years evolving to interact specifically with our cellular structure. There is absolutely no reason whatsoever to think that an alien lifeform would be build in any way similar to us, biologically, chemically, physically, etc.. let alone be DNA-based. I would almost dare to say that it's THE stupidest idea to ever come out of sci-fi...

    173. Re:Sweet F A by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      "space-jumping fleet of invading space aliens" is forbidden by the laws of physics.

      As we know them - which of course is certainly incorrect. But there's no point to the "not specifically prohibited by the laws of physics" rider if you are then going to declare that the laws as we know them are irrelevant since they are likely wrong.

    174. Re: Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And? Why would I need endless shots? Are you saying me just crushing everything in my path with a tank wouldn't make them think of me as a god? Or the way I "magically" make people instantly die from a long distance? Or how their arrows just bounces off of my body armor? Or how about soaring over them in the skies with an airplane? Hell, I could turn on a flashlight and they'd probably drop to their knees in worship.

      LOL, ammo. How very simplistic and child-like of you. Try thinking before you open your mouth. You could save face next time.

    175. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe that's what Slashdot itself is.

    176. Re:Sweet F A by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Also, if you can move the asteroids...what exactly do you need from earth? The elements are pretty much the same. Compounds and concentrations of course are different. On earth we wind up with veins of copper or iron because water, plate tectonics and lifeforms tend to sort them together in geological timescales. But they'd be much more evenly spread out on an asteroid or Mars. But the elements are still there. You can move between star systems but you can't pulverize an asteroid and sift through the iron ore? Gotta come down to earth with a pick and a shovel?

      I guess it could be "goldilocks zone" planets are rare enough to fight over.

      Or it could just be because the aliens are dicks.

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    177. Re:Sweet F A by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Not just possible - inevitable. Any finite probability, no matter how small, multiplied by an infinite number of attempts, becomes unity.

      Of course that makes the assumption that the universe is in fact infinite, whereas currently accepted theory states that it is impossibly large but still finite, and of an order such that even such comparatively simple things as having an apple spontaneously appear full-formed anywhere in the universe are still incredibly unlikely.

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    178. Re:Sweet F A by Immerman · · Score: 1

      And you conclusively know what these rules are, and that they prohibit the creation of works of literature, how exactly?

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    179. Re:Sweet F A by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Nah, that's why you also need an infinite number of scavengers in the room to clean up the mess (any why not, you're already assuming an infinite number of molds to cause decay). In fact you'll probably want a whole infinite ecology to support the monkeys and recycle their various exhausts back into inputs, otherwise the monkey-chow bill is going to get ridiculous.

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    180. Re:Sweet F A by Immerman · · Score: 1

      The infinite number of monkeys thanks you for covering for them, they'll be back at the end of the shift to collect their paychecks.

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    181. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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      When one lifeform that is significantly more advanced meets another that is significantly less advanced they simply roll over them.
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      Are you not familiar with the many microbes and parasites which steamroll humans every day?

    182. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So yes, at least one person in 1903 not only could have dreamt, but did dream and explicitly state how rockets like the Saturn V would look and work.

      So yes, at least one person in 2015 not only could have dreamt, but did dream and explicitly start a discussion on slashdot about what would happen and how to detect alien ships invading earth.

    183. Re:Sweet F A by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Well, fungi are often infectious across species boundaries. They do, however, tend to start off as external parasites.

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    184. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol owned

    185. Re:Sweet F A by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Not exactly. You could have FTL communication, but then you wouldn't have causality.

      And causality is a little loosely defined when we're still puzzled by the probabilistic nature of quantum mechanics.

      In the macro world, block moves. What caused it? Other block hit it, and impact must precede motion. Causality.

      In QM...electron is in a superposition of spin up and spin down states. Measurement takes place, and we find the electron is spin up. What caused it to be spin up instead of spin down? When we can't say, how can we say when the cause of the spin up state occurred?

      The Bell inequalities ruled out local hidden variables, but not nonlocal ones, and locality and causality are tightly intertwined.

      This is the premise of the Transactional Interpretation of QM.

      Just saying, "no FTL because causality" isn't certain, because causality isn't a given when we don't know what (or when) "caused" a wavefunction to collapse the way it did. You're basically begging the question that our universe is causal.

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    186. Re:Sweet F A by HiThere · · Score: 1

      That's clearly not true. We could certainly be ahead of them at, say, DNA manipulation. They may not even use DNA, but even if they do it's not guaranteed that they would have advanced in that direction. (I don't see any need to master DNA editing to build, e.g., a space elevator.)

      OTOH, they'd need to have mastered most of what we have developed. They'd need a recirculating air environment, e.g. And they would probably need to have mastered maintaining a closed eco-system far beyond our abilities.

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    187. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FTL communications is no longer considered impossible by mainstream science.
      Thanks to quantum entanglement, and the eerie "remote distance effect", we can send a bit -instantly-
      from one quantum entangled particle to another up to 80 miles away, and this has already been tested and proven.
      Scientists and the military are looking to increase this distance, to eventually create a communication system
      that is practical, without any time lag, no matter what the distance. Who knows if they will ever achieve it, but,
      we know the basic principals work.

    188. Re:Sweet F A by DaveAtWorkAnnoyingly · · Score: 1

      Eight thousand years ago, a spherical earth was forbidden by contemporary understanding. Five hundred years ago, the earth NOT being the centre of the universe was forbidden by contemporary understanding. 98 years ago, observed time slowing down was forbidden by contemporary understanding and we didn't even know about neutrons until sooner than that.

      Who knows what we'll know in another hundred years. One thing is for certain, those that close their minds and believe we know all we can ever know, will not be the ones to find it out.

    189. Re:Sweet F A by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      For all we know, the collapse of every waveform is a violation of what we call causality. When an electron is in a superposition of spin up and spin down states, then measurement, then collapse to a spin up state, what caused the spin up state? When?

      When we can't say what or when caused the spin up state, how do we know whether "causality" was "violated?" The Bell inequalities ruled out local hidden variables, but not non-local (and perhaps therefore non-causal) ones, so saying "it's probabilistic!" is just hand waving. Yes, it's just probabilistic...without non-local hidden variables.

      This is the premise of the Transactional Interpretation of QM.

      Just saying, "no FTL because causality" isn't certain, because causality isn't a given when we don't know what (or when) "caused" a wavefunction to collapse the way it did.

      Do I think that means warp drives and Buck Rogers? No, but any argument that relies on causality is begging the question.

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    190. Re:Sweet F A by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      It was the "how it would work" part that was key.

      Small rockets are one thing, you shouldn't underestimate the challenge of building a Saturn V, it is an amazingly complex machine getting those huge engines to work, the fuel system and pumps, and making the whole thing fly without blowing up.

      Take a modern turbofan engine. The basic concept isn't rocket science (no pun intended), but the actual development and application of it is harder than you might imagine.

    191. Re:Sweet F A by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      So great, I'm stuck in the configuration of quantum states where I'm a nerd posting on /. instead of the configuration where I'm Batman having a three-way with Kate Upton and Katy Perry on my space yacht. FML.

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    192. Re:Sweet F A by Tyrannicsupremacy · · Score: 1

      There was a pretty good japanese science fiction book dealing with the idea of an early detection and steady arrival of a sub-c alien mothership. Usurper of the sun. Very engaging hard sci fi. http://www.amazon.com/Usurper-...

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    193. Re:Sweet F A by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Well, they get a planet with liquid water and a magnetic field to block radiation.

      And sex slaves for all their butt probing.

      And maybe they're just dicks? Some kids like burning ants with magnifying glasses.

      And the "but somebody that advanced would have an advanced morality, too!" argument is baseless, as we have no example sets from which we can draw inference.

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    194. Re: Sweet F A by peragrin · · Score: 1

      How do you test for a break in causality? A bend maybe but a break wouldn't be dectable to those on the other side of it.

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    195. Re:Sweet F A by WrongMonkey · · Score: 1
      The technology needed for space travel would not be the same for all worlds and all species. Imagine a species that evolved on a Titan-like moon. Low gravity means that they could put large payloads into orbit with less energy. If they had a longer lifespan than humans or a natural means of suspended animation, then interstellar distances are not so insurmountable.

      In fact, a race of space-faring tardigrades from a low-gravity moon sounds like a good start for a novel.

    196. Re:Sweet F A by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      I'm not quite sure if you understand how Stealth works then...

      The idea of Stealth aircraft is to not reflect EM radiation at all. It bounces it away in another direction or absorbs it outright.

      If detecting stealth was as simple as using a different frequency, then it would be worthless.

    197. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't think there was anyone left alive who actually took What the $&%@ Do We Know? seriously...

    198. Re:Sweet F A by Dr_Terminus · · Score: 1

      If they have starships then they can likely use relativistic weapons. The theory behind these is you accelerate a mass towards a target up to or near light speed (potentially taking many years). This means that the weapon won't be far behind the light front emitted from the weapon, so it is pretty much impossible to detect until very close to impact. And the kinetic energy from such a weapon would have devastating effects on a planet. With such a weapon, there would be no need for any kind of invasion, just kill everything from afar, while staying undetected.

    199. Re:Sweet F A by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      BTW, firearms are a bad example of "looks like magic" to somebody 500 years ago. Those automatic weapons haven't changed much in 100 years, and single-shot firearms very similar to what we have today have existed for over 400, with gunpowder-fired projectiles around 800 years old.

      I never said that the firearms are "looks like magic", I said they would prevent the burning at the stake.

      And frankly, while they had primitive guns back then, I quite imagine they would see a M134 Minigun firing as rather magical.

      http://youtu.be/nG3Hi7K9MU4

    200. Re:Sweet F A by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      What we currenly know about how the universe works basically says it is not possible to excede the speed of light.

      It is the hubris of mankind to think that we actually know much about the way the universe works.

      That mistake has been made over and over throughout history and the one great truth is that we've been wrong so very many times.

      I know that using our current technology, FTL travel is not possible. Your mistake is thinking that we are at some pinnacle of development. You see that we have reached the top of a small hill, maybe 100ft tall, and think we have achieved something great. I see Mt. Everest off in the distance and know we have a long way to go.

    201. Re:Sweet F A by DocSavage64109 · · Score: 1

      I thought humans where a type of monkey and that humans have already turned out all the great books?

    202. Re:Sweet F A by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      You of course make the point clearly enough... Even if they just want water, comets would provide that without needing to invade planets...

    203. Re:Sweet F A by DocSavage64109 · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that all of those odd numbers can be divided by two just fine. Really, arbitrary mathematical constructs and theoretical physics impossibilities are two different things and should not be considered to have the same likeliness.

    204. Re:Sweet F A by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      A one in a billion planet that has a climate which is accommodating to our species?

      What makes you think Earth type planets are so rare?

      NASA has recently revised their estimates that there are between 3 and 7 million Earth type planets just in our own Galaxy.

      There are likely to be tens of thousands of "Earths" full of "people" spread around just the Milky Way Galaxy, to say nothing of the rest of the Universe.

      Humans like to think they are so special, it makes them feel important.

    205. Re:Sweet F A by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      Yes, but not at any given point in time. At the end point of the universe, sure. Maybe even at some mid point.

      Today? I have no idea, I lack enough information to even hazard a guess.

      I just know that the universe is very large and we are all very small, humans still have trouble understanding how unimportant we really are.

    206. Re:Sweet F A by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      You of course miss the point, as so many do.

      If I have the ability to travel 500 years back in time, I also have the ability to take GPS satellites with me.

    207. Re:Sweet F A by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      And anyone who has actually seen a big rocket go up would understand they aren't the same thing at all.

      I missed the Saturn V launches, but I've watched two shuttles go up, one launch from the closer in viewing stands.

      Holy crap that is an experience, the videos do NOT do that justice. The ground shakes, your guts shake, your bones shake, the air shakes. It is a visceral experience that has to be had in person.

    208. Re:Sweet F A by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      Yes, and I can write a paper about the folding of space to create wormholes to allow FTL travel from point to point.

      That doesn't mean I can actually build the ship and I would be no less impressed if I saw one in person.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W...

      People simply didn't believe the Wright Brothers when they announced they flew an airplane, they had to take it on tour and demo it over and over before people finally accepted that the age of aviation had arrived.

      Humans are slow to adapt to change.

    209. Re:Sweet F A by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      If physics doesn't allow for it, it doesn't allow for it anywhere. It doesn't matter how large the Universe happens to be.

      While that sounds like a reasonable statement, you and I simply don't know if physics does or does not allow for it.

      We don't know all there is to know about such things. We can't even explain what makes gravity happen. We know it is real, the evidence is obvious, but what causes it, can you affect it, can you create or destroy it?

      Much to learn, we have...

    210. Re:Sweet F A by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      You'll have to start by first finding some fundamental physics which allows superluminal travel.

      And if we can't, then no one can, anywhere?

      That is a very human centered view, and a flawed one. You are assuming that we have to discover FTL drive before someone else can do so and use it it come here.

      If it is possible (which we don't know), then our discovery of it doesn't matter, only someone else's.

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      In any case, let me turn it around. Lets say that we discovered it tomorrow. We then use it to go to our nearest star. Great, how cool is that!

      How long would it take before we go to ALL of them? Or even the few million likely to have Earth type planets, just in our galaxy?

      We could spend a million years flying around in starships before finding another "Earth" with people on it, just in our own galaxy.

      That they are not here neither proves nor disproves anything.

    211. Re:Sweet F A by deadweight · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean anyone in 1903 could BUILD a Saturn V, just that they could look at it and understand the technology. Rockets were already flying in 1903, just not to orbit. Kind of like how a diesel-elctric high speed train would be really cool in 1903, but they already had trains and would understand the basic principles.

    212. Re:Sweet F A by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      You can be as snarky as you like and come up with as many silly examples as you like.

      It doesn't change the basic point.

      If FTL travel is possible (which we don't know if it is or isn't), then sooner or later, someone is bound to discover it.

      If we assume it is possible, then the odds of that happening is very high given the number of stars, number of galaxies, and time scales involved.

      However, while the odds of it being discovered is very high, the odds of it being discovered near us is very low and the odds of it being discovered during a time in which humans have been around is even lower.

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      Humans clearly still think they are the center of things, we are not. Humans have a history going back ten to twenty thousand years. That is a very short period of time to the Universe. We only live about 100 years, give or take, that is even shorter.

    213. Re:Sweet F A by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      So great, I'm stuck in the configuration of quantum states where I'm a nerd posting on /. instead of the configuration where I'm Batman having a three-way with Kate Upton and Katy Perry on my space yacht. FML.

      This totally made me laugh out loud, thanks for the mental image, which I'll now steal! :)

    214. Re:Sweet F A by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      There would be surprises, but it's very unlikely that we would be completely clueless.

      That mistake has been made before. More than once.

      I would submit that we have just climbed a 100ft hill and you're quite proud of yourself. I see Mt. Everest in the distance and know we have much further to go.

      We're both right, from our own points of view. I simply believe that you're going to be disappointed when you find that we have so much further to go.

    215. Re:Sweet F A by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      To you and me? No, probably not...

      How about to the rest of the 7 billion people on this planet, many of whom still believe in religion?

    216. Re:Sweet F A by styrotech · · Score: 1

      Any race advanced enough to travel here to invade will have capabilities way beyond anything we could hope to combat or detect. I would imagine the first sign you would have would be if you were one of the lucky ones to see half the world wiped out a few seconds before you yourself were removed from this mortal realm.

      Unless they get accidentally swallowed by a small dog.

    217. Re:Sweet F A by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      You think people in 1903 would understand how the Rocketdyne F-1 engines worked?

      There is a difference between understanding that "long stick has fire on the bottom and goes up" and understanding how to make the turbopumps work without blowing up.

      I get that FTL drive uses something to go faster than light, it would not shock me at all to see one in action. I have no idea how the technology works however.

    218. Re:Sweet F A by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      FTL travel, or even FTL communication, is forbidden by the laws of physics.

      You say that with a degree of certainty that I don't believe is due.

    219. Re:Sweet F A by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      You're thinking too much like a primitive human being.

      A lot of people in this thread are having this problem.

      Frankly, the whole thing might not happen for exactly that reason. 500 years from now, we might not even keep our human bodies, once we figure out how to upload ourselves into computers.

      Such an idea is horrifying to my mother and wife, both of whom think that sounds terrible. But that doesn't mean it won't happen. Doesn't mean it will either of course.

    220. Re:Sweet F A by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      I'm always amazed at how people discussing alien life forms always seem to think or suggest that these life forms should adhere to our vision or knowledge of life.

      The answer is simple. Despite all our knowledge and technology, the fact is, most humans still see us as the center of the universe created by a "god" and that we are his children created in his image.

      Such a viewpoint doesn't allow for such outside the box thinking.

    221. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually travelling faster than light isn't really forbidden. What's impossible is accelerating to or past light speed.

      Not to be pedantic (yeah right), but "travelling faster than light" in relation to alien invasions suggest that at some point the aliens will have been stationary, and thus had to accelerate. They'll sure as hell need to slow down to slower than light speed to attempt an invasion of earth, which if I understand theory well enough is also not possible for a hypotethical FTL particle. Tachyons are one thing, but a full alien invasion fleet suddenly coming in to being on a FTL trajectory is not something we need to worry about, unless it's aimed directly at earth, which would not really qualify as an invasion.

    222. Re:Sweet F A by barc0001 · · Score: 1

      I don't wish to frighten you out of your happy place, but even if the hypothetical aliens never managed to invent gunpowder, a race that can move starships around interstellar space easily can absolutely bring a planet-bound species to their knees, or to extinction just by throwing (large) rocks at the planet using their propulsion systems. And there are a LOT of rocks in our solar system that could be easily harvested for the task.

    223. Re:Sweet F A by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      While that's cute... aliens smart enough to fly here wouldn't likely be that dumb...

      And even if they were, they would learn from the example...

      Even if we somehow survived the first assault, we wouldn't survive the second or third.

      Remember, unlike wars on Earth, we can't march on their lands, because they are in space.

    224. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What could possibly constitute evidence that FTL will never be a reality? It isn't necessarily forbidden by the laws of physics.

    225. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humans are slow to admit when they've lost an argument.

    226. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to Wikipedia, entangled particles cannot be used to communicate instantaneously:

      Certain phenomena in quantum mechanics, such as quantum entanglement, might give the superficial impression of allowing communication of information faster than light. According to the no-communication theorem these phenomena do not allow true communication; they only let two observers in different locations see the same system simultaneously, without any way of controlling what either sees.

    227. Re:Sweet F A by msauve · · Score: 1

      "And if we can't, then no one can, anywhere?"

      You're not only bad at statistics, but you're bad at logic, too. I never claimed impossibility. I simply challenged your claim that space-jumping technology is "very probable."

      More to the exact point, you simultaneously claimed "that humanity overlook[ing] a blindingly simple technique for manipulating gravity" "isn't very probable," while claiming that a space-jumping fleet of invading space aliens is.

      Your support for those claims consists of only "Well, if monkeys don't fly out of my butt, they could still fly out of someones!"

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    228. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it's entirely possible that they could be behind us in other aspects. Scientifically probably not. Culturally? Maybe, they could have a moral code which is simply not as good as ours (maybe they eat their young? or kill if insulted)

      Maybe they are behind us in art or literature. Maybe they can only see red, so they can't appreciate a blue painting, or maybe they just don't get humor or the idea of fiction. Maybe they are horrible at poetry (vogons anyone?)

    229. Re:Sweet F A by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I've always figured that *If* there was a hostile race intent on eliminating humanity, and capable of crossing interstellar distances, (and considering that all the stars are moving around the galactic core, that is no simple feat in terms of navigation) they would be more than capable of simply setting a few dozen tungsten ingots the size of volkswagons on trajectories that would neatly intersect with various population centers at hilariously high speeds, all from deep in the Oort cloud, where we'd never see them anyways. Then it would be a simple matter of taking what they want, once all the power centers even a little capable of resisting where mere craters.

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    230. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if space invasion is part of their biological evolution? A bunch of brainless megabugs sending spores into space en masse, and whatever planet they come across they invade and colonize, rinse repeat.

    231. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once you get over the fact that literally everything you said is total bullshit, you make some interesting points.

    232. Re:Sweet F A by breeze95 · · Score: 1

      There was a time in the development of the universe where space and time itself essesntially expanded faster than the speed of light. It is pretty widely accepted physics. But this inflationary period after the big bang wasn't technically "faster" than light travel, because the definition of "faster" was bound up in the expansion of space and time. ."

      That is incorrect. Space and time never expanded faster than the speed of light. Particles in the early universe traveled at the speed of light. What is correct is that the speed of light in the early universe traveled faster that light currently does. Over time the speed of light slowed down.

    233. Re:Sweet F A by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Just because the hypothetical aliens are ahead of us in some respects (e.g. the ability to practically travel across interstellar distances) it does not necessarily follow that they would be ahead of us in all others.

      Uh, yes, it absolutely does. If they have mastered interstellar travel, then then there is no way that they will be behind us in any other aspect.

      On the positive side, this also probably means that they'd have nothing to gain by coming here or killing us off.

      Other than a supply of delicious meat.

      Sure it takes 14-17 years to get a viable human heifer, that will just make us more of a delicacy for our reptilian overlords.

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    234. Re:Sweet F A by mjwx · · Score: 1

      That is a good point, and near-earth objects such as asteroids and comets aren't actually trying to avoid being detected.

      Could WWII RADAR detect a modern Stealth Bomber?

      Why do we think anything we have could detect a starship that has its "stealth systems" on? (whatever they might be)

      This has the assumption that a space craft can or will be stealthed.

      Anything powerful enough to travel interstellar distances will put out an incredible amount of EM radiation. To internalise all of those emissions would be very difficult and probably require a configuration that wouldn't support a large number of troops or weapons (like stealth bombers). A stealth invasion wouldn't come by ship. It would more likely come in another form such as information that will be used by an opportunistic species to create something that will cause their demise (yes this is the plot of Species, it had one even if it was just a device to get a look a Natasha Henstridges boobs).

      However this is just intellectual masturbation. Humanity couldn't spot an incoming alien invasion because we aren't even looking.

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    235. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No its not, read about tachyons. Crossing the speed of light is forbidden, but objects already at FTL speeds are still allowed.

    236. Re:Sweet F A by RandomAdam · · Score: 1

      The reason is we are a threat; not now but in about 1000 years at current rates of technological advancement; so they take us out now to maintain their dominance of space etc...they take us out now because it is easy. So no we wouldn't see them coming and we wouldn't stand a chance.

      This isn't as far fetched as some theories; and it gives the aliens a real motive to invade rather then the food / resources / bodies bollocks which makes no sense to me.

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    237. Re:Sweet F A by suutar · · Score: 1

      I figured they would want to absorb/redirect all frequencies. I'm just not sure they would be successful. In particular, sub-1GHz radar can apparently defeat current stealth. And prior to 1940, all available radar was 300MHz and lower. So it seems plausible that some WW2 radar installations could possibly detect current stealth... if you can separate the plane from the clutter.

    238. Re:Sweet F A by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      And yet our understanding of physics is based on a few observations, building of a mathematical model to explain the observations and the deriving and testing theories based on those models.

      Given how much our understanding of physics has changed over the years, and how we still can't derive a perfect answer for everything (see yesterdays article about quantum mechanics being many orders of magnitude off explaining the matter in the universe), I'm not entirely certain that FTL travel isn't possible. Just 99.999% certain. That does leave some wiggle room.

    239. Re:Sweet F A by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      Anything powerful enough to travel interstellar distances will put out an incredible amount of EM radiation.

      Why do you say that? Do you know how FTL drive works?

      Perhaps it won't.

    240. Re:Sweet F A by Dr+Max · · Score: 1

      Bullshit we have many promising theories as to how we can travel faster than light and obey the laws of physics, like traveling within a bubble of space time, or wormholes. Also faster than light communication happens with quantum entanglement, its instantaneous regardless of distance. You're a bit like the old sailors thinking you cant sail faster than the wind, when all you need is a better wing shape (above and bellow the water) and to be traveling on a reach.

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    241. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is no way that they will be behind us in any other aspect.

      Morality. Love. Religion. Art. Creativity. Forms of government (e.g., democracy over a large territory). Adaptability.

      Let's take a look at that last one. Intergalactic Species created a monster that we typically call SkyNet. (Who is to say the invaders had to be biological?) SkyNet destroys their population, and harvests planet for energy. SkyNet tries to suck energy up from other planets. Part of the SkyNet network is a single PPKP (Planet Population Killing Probe) that is assumed to be sufficient to kill off all life. PPKP starts with Antarctica because it seems most similar to what led to thriving life on original planet; other areas are deemed "too hot" and so are a low priority.

      SkyNet knows how to move through space, but typically just annihilates a planet from orbit. In this case, certain flavors of Tux are rapidly extinct, but another species has lots of resources on the planet, and understands espionage and deceipt and other arts of warfare, which SkyNet never had to deal with because SkyNet never had a real/fair fight. When humanity clips the wings of the PPKP and it crashes in Antarctica and the masses of the world believe the NSA's claims that no such thing ever existed (because they trust the NSA so very much), humanity learns the technology. Perhaps we are simply faster at learning.

      When SkyNet sends Planet Population Killing Probe Level 2, it gets beat because humanity learned of some blind spots. Then PPKP#2 is relatively undamaged, and gets re-programmed to do the bidding of humanity. PPKP#2 goes home, and home planet's defenses are lowered because it got an authorization code from PPKP#2. There is no encryption, because the original planet thought bigger=more threatening, and so armies would try to show off their strength in order to reduce morale. That pletn just didn't ever make substantial military use of encrypted communications before SkyNet took over. SkyNet dismissed encryption as an inferior technology because it didn't seem to be very useful for the biological planet it originally conquered.

      Humanity nearly conquers one of SkyNet's outer planets. SkyNet is a dominant force over many solar systems, but does have some enemies. That's fine, because the enemies are all inferior, and afraid to take on the big and powerful SkyNet. But humanity manages to send propoganda, teaching the enemies about what happened to the British colonialism which, to the colonies, seemed too powerful to beat. The story of America inspires enemies. SkyNet starts to fall; something that SkyNet never conceived of because it never encountered a life form that had the particular history that we had. And, when SkyNet did have troubles before, it would just fail to kill a planet, spend 65,536 months determining how to try again, and then invade successfully. So, as SkyNet falls, it starts to invest resources in setting up a 65,536 month-long research process, because that's what always happened before.

      You could perhaps argue that the invaders will have superior scientific knowledge since they know how to travel faster than light. (There was no requirement that biological life forms remain conscious during the entire travel.) That's no reason to believe they are ahead of us in every way. After all, military dominance could often come from just a few unique advantages, or even one. That doesn't mean that they will have all the advantages.

      Unless, of course, the army is coming from Heaven to wipe out a sinful world. In that case, they are backed by an omnipotent and omniscient God, in which case they probably will have all of the advantages.

      Or, if the invaders have lived among us for years and had time to prepare the best way to annihilate us, then they might have every advantage that really matters. But FTL travel dopes not, by itself, guarantee that they have all of the advantages. Don't give up the fight before making a more thorough assessment. The stakes are just too high for that.

    242. Re:Sweet F A by lgw · · Score: 1

      Plenty of stuff really is physically impossible, is the thing. And, sadly, we keep getting more and more evidence that there's no shortcut, no way to travel FTL. I still have my hopes about that, there are still some dark corners and possibilities, but if it's actually impossible, then the number of civilizations doesn't change that.

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    243. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're assuming their life support requirements are the same as ours.

      One should never assume.

    244. Re:Sweet F A by ComputersKai · · Score: 1

      Just toss it at the planet?
      Wasn't there an extinction or something the last time that happened?

    245. Re:Sweet F A by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      If they can travel around at relativistic speeds they can pretty easily assimilate another culture's technology which is more advanced than their own. It would take one scouting trip from a fleet behind Jupiter to figure out stealth technology. Stealth + Space = Invisible space fleet. It's difficult enough already to detect things in space. They could visually hide not very far away with stealth technology and clever course planning to ensure they don't traverse any stars visible to us. Even then we probably wouldn't notice 1-2 stars blinking out, eclipsed by their black ships. Or if they could show up at the speed of light and instantly start nuking us from orbit then we wouldn't see anything coming. Or they could just hit us with a rock traveling at near the speed of light 'propelled' by gravity and never show up at all.

      The answer is that there is no circumstance where we would spot an invasion fleet that was actually threatening to us. Even if they were in wooden ships held together with sap and twine but could harness the power of gravity we would be goners before they showed up and revealed themselves if that's what they wanted.

      That being said, I don't really see a reason to invade earth. There is more water easily accessible elsewhere in even our solar system, no reason to wipe us out. Ditto with Oxygen and every other element which is relatively common and easy to attain. There's nothing terribly valuable on earth that can't be found somewhere else in larger quantities and more easily.

      Do they want slaves? We make terrible slaves. Even by the late 19th century when we barely had mastered steam human slaves were becoming obsolete. Nobody who travels through space would have any use for a species who can only do about 8-10 hours of useful work every day. Just make a few robots to do whatever you want and be done with it. Maybe they want our innovation. Well if you want someone to be innovative an invasion isn't usually very helpful. More effective would be to seed some base concepts into the scientific literature through agents. Let our engineers work on it and then 'steal' the results. But disrupting our world by enslaving or even revealing themselves might be counter productive.

    246. Re:Sweet F A by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 1

      The Milky Way, however, is not very large: only about 100000 light years. If a civilization arose a couple of billions of years ago, there is no reason why it wouldn't have colonized the entire galaxy by now.

    247. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't think I would ever encounter anyone who could mistake a reference to the seminal discussions of Heisenberg, Bohr, Planck, and Einstein with What the [bleep] do we know.

      Wow.

      That sort of blows my mind. But not in a good way.

    248. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...says the faggot who's never tried to appreciate special relativity.

    249. Re: Sweet F A by sFurbo · · Score: 1

      Like anything else: We set up an experiment so that, whenever we do A, B happened before we decided to do A. We then replicate the experiment while trying to make sure that there is no way B happening can affect the experiment. Ideally, other researchers then do different variations of the experiment toake sure we have not missed anything.

    250. Re:Sweet F A by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 1

      Just because some FTL communications are causality violating doesn't mean all are. SR is not a good guide to tease apart which FTL communications are causality violating and which are not because SR assumes the wrong symmetries for our universe. It's a nice approximation and starting point for GR, but nothing else.

    251. Re:Sweet F A by Strangely+Familiar · · Score: 1

      You might want to read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I... . It agrees with what I had said. I have never heard of a particle (with a rest mass) travelling at the speed of light, even in the early universe. Can you be more specific in your assertions? According to special relativity, a particle (such as an electron or proton) travelling at the speed of light would have infinite mass (which would cause problems). I have heard of particles travelling very close to the speed of light. Can you provide a cite for the speed of light changing? I have never heard that before.

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    252. Re:Sweet F A by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      The planets in the galaxy aren't that old however... the conditions which would allow civilization that we would understand have only been around for perhaps half a billion years, give or take.

    253. Re:Sweet F A by Lorens · · Score: 1

      To put things into perspective, how well would Napoleon do against full might of the 2015 US Military? And that's only 200 years of technology.

      No need to go to 200 years. Pitch 1945 US armed forces against anything > 30 years prior.

    254. Re:Sweet F A by Rei · · Score: 1

      Sort of. Stealth aircraft are not perfect, they have some radar cross signature, and a low frequency radar significantly increases cross signatures. But the cost of this was vastly reduced range. The Serbs mentioned in the article had to wait until the plane was almost directly overhead to get a lock.

      That said, that Serbian radar unit was incredibly clever, I've read about a lot of their tactics. They raided scrapyards all over the country and ripped radars off of old military jets and tweaked them to make dummies to confuse HARMs, they worked out down to seconds how long they could paint a plane before they had to flee and how to accurately predict when and where the coalition would fly what aircraft, they deliberately let jets past on bombing raids (knowing that they'd be dropping bombs on their own people) in order to get them on the way back when they'd be more vulnerable, they hand-modified their old Soviet radars to change their frequencies out of the design specs, swapping out capacitors and the like so that they wouldn't be detected by coalition forces and would stand a better chance at hitting stealth craft, etc. They were drilled and managed incredibly well. If the whole Serbian military had done as well as they did, Serbia would have held out far better.

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    255. Re: Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess, you're 16 and think you're the dogs bollocks. You're not.

    256. Re:Sweet F A by Immerman · · Score: 1

      I have never heard such a claim before - which symmetries are you referring to, and how do they change things? Better yet, is there a good easily-comprehensible discussion of the topic you can point me at?

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    257. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's a good point. That being said though, the number of individual microbes and parasites that die off in the process of steam rolling the average human is on the order of magnitude of the population of a major modern nation state. We are unlikely to maintain similar attrition rates.

    258. Re: Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That assume a linear time meta-time model. However, time is branching in consistent QM interpretations. I do believe that examples of time travel have been produced with entanglement, and simulated with QM as well.

    259. Re:Sweet F A by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 1

      which symmetries are you referring to, and how do they change things?

      Simple translational and rotational symmetries of spacetime, the basis of SR. How do they change things? You already know: short traversable wormholes in GR don't generally violate causality, but they break those symmetries. They don't allow FTL travel relative to the local spacetime, but that's only a fine point that particles traveling down the wormhole are concerned with. To you, as an outside observer, a particle traveling down a tiny, internally short traversable wormhole between here an alpha Centauri is indistinguishable from a particle that was accelerated past light speed and then slowed down again at the end of the journey.

      If you concluded that such an FTL signal was impossible based on SR, it's simply because you looked at the space between here and alpha Centauri and said "looks pretty flat to me, so SR is approximately right." But when talking about FTL signaling, the magnitude of the violations of SR's assumptions doesn't matter; a tiny wormhole (or even a wormhole-like quantum effect) will do just as well as a gigantic one.

    260. Re:Sweet F A by johnrs · · Score: 1

      Even if we managed to detect them, it would be easy peasy for aliens to take over the planet without us being able to do anything about it... EMP, electro magnetic pulse. Fire off several ones to cover the whole planet and poof, all the light go out and most electronic/electrical devices melt down, then we all stand there and go uh? After that we only have pea shooters because all the military hardware which uses computers are useless scrap. Anyway the aliens are already here, they call themselves politicians and the more intelligent aliens live inside the NSA and GCHQ waiting to take down all our networks when mother ship arrives...where are the men in black when you need them?

    261. Re:Sweet F A by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The reason is we are a threat; not now but in about 1000 years at current rates of technological advancement; so they take us out now to maintain their dominance of space etc...they take us out now because it is easy. So no we wouldn't see them coming and we wouldn't stand a chance.

      The problem with this is that it assumes that space, in space (pardon the pun), is a limited resource, and that it's actually feasible to have some kind of interstellar civilization, and thus some sort of empire that encompasses a region of space.

      Here on Earth, back in Roman times (or better yet, during the time of the Hittite empire), no one in that empire would have cared much about establishing dominance over South America for instance, because they didn't really know it existed, and wouldn't have cared anyway because they didn't have any reliable way to get there: ships of that time simply weren't capable of making the voyage across the Atlantic safely and reliably, so no one went there.

      Right now, according to our understanding of physics, there's no way of transporting ships between star systems within any kind of reasonable time-frame, or of communicating between star systems any faster than using such ships, so there's no way of having an interstellar empire or civilization. If you have to wait a few centuries before a message from a nearby star system is delivered, that makes it effectively impossible to govern. Of course, our understanding of physics could be flawed, but there's countless commenters here on Slashdot who insist that this is flatly impossible, even though we haven't even managed to send anything more than automated probes past our own moon.

      So I guess if you assume FTL is possible, that could be a good reason for ET invasion. However, the "Independence Day" scenario I think is also quite possible: ETs looking for a new homeworld. Given what we know, I don't think it's unreasonable to assume that other ETs would likely evolve in somewhat similar circumstances, on so-called "habitable zone" worlds. We're already looking for these ourselves, to find possible colonization sites or worlds which might have other life (as we know it). Maybe we're not the only ones looking for habitable-zone worlds....

    262. Re:Sweet F A by PishiGorbeh · · Score: 0

      I saw another movie which covers this topic; We just use a Mac laptop to upload a virus to their central ship.

    263. Re:Sweet F A by wallsg · · Score: 1

      They don't have to invade, they can simple drop rocks

      If they look like baby elephants then that's probably what they'll do.

    264. Re:Sweet F A by lucien86 · · Score: 1

      Great post. Except if you have FTL technology nukes are going to be about as threatening as throw rocks - or sticks.
      When on ST:TNG Pickard asks for 'Tea, Early Grey' the replicator uses - or handles about as much energy as about a hundred Hiroshima bombs. That is handle - it doesn't explode, it just moves matter about and rearranges it. The FTL space is an unimaginably hostile environment so anything that could fly through it and survive wouldn't have any trouble surviving hundreds or thousands of direct attacks by nukes. As for weapons, expect micro singularities held together by force fields, or containers full of antimatter, or 'teleporter' beams, or neutron flux weapons, or gamma ray lasers, or weapons that use the FTL directly.

      If that is not enough another aspect of FTL tech is that the ships will have machines that an see into and predict the future - its impossible to sneak up on someone who can sense you coming before you get there...

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    265. Re:Sweet F A by lucien86 · · Score: 1

      Except that if you actually examine the FTL geometry of space its quite clear that general relativity fails at the speed of light, and for anything beyond it GR becomes a complete nonsense.
      GR is incompatible with an absolute frame, but without an absolute frame light shouldn't even travel in straight lines - there should be no fixed distance between the stars - and it also predicts a universe that is young, even 5000 years old would be pushing it pretty hard. The trick is to create a composite model that allows an absolute frame at FTL speeds and a curved local space time frame at STL speeds..

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    266. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because the hypothetical aliens are ahead of us in some respects (e.g. the ability to practically travel across interstellar distances) it does not necessarily follow that they would be ahead of us in all others.

      I like the idea in Footfall by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle that humanity manages to defeat an alien invasion via culture. Ultimately the Fithp failed to understand human culture and we humans were able to exploit Fithp culture to effect their defeat.

    267. Re:Sweet F A by lucien86 · · Score: 1

      I know I'm late but we can end this infinity stuff.. An infinite number of monkeys have an infinite mass and therefore instantly collapse into a gravitational singularity.
      We can go further, in an infinite multiverse all words written in any book are true by tautology. This also applies to TV, so given an infinite number of Earths the probability returns to unity - we should have been visited by Stewie and Brain from Family Guy. Even worse there are an infinite number of purple dinosaurs out there - and they are singing. An infinite number will be people in suits but an infinite number will be real dinosaurs - with fabric skin.

      In an infinite multiverse an infinite number of monkeys can and do write the works of Shakespeare every day - thank god (by the same tautology) that an infinite multiverse itself is impossible.... BTW we can roughly compute the minimum number of universes in an infinite multiverse from the anthropic question, the number is > 10^10^123 universes.. the universe and our existence are both finite.

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    268. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They also stomp out some annoying assholes who burn seem to think burning another ones of their species to death is a good thing.

    269. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You would only seem godlike until you realize there's no internet or wifi and no powersupply, so most of the technology is quite useless in the long run.

      Even if you took a man, put our most powerful armor, space age material and all the technical dodas and weapons we could muster. A sufficiently large group of pre-historic people would likely still be able to defeat him.

    270. Re:Sweet F A by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Still did not answer the quest. Of course the only answer to the question "could we detect an outer space invasion fleet", is that depends upon whether they choose to remain hidden or wish to be seen. If they want to be seen, no problem, they will make it pretty bloody obvious they are there. Now if they want to remain hidden and wish to launch a debilitating strike say targeting, power stations, dams, bridges, communications hubs and all major transport hubs and then let chaos simply settle in a while, months even. Well, they could launch that attack from so far away, as none of the targets are moving that much and, even the dumbest warhead could be fired a year away from it target and allow gravity and orbital mechanics to finish it all off. So if they were invading and didn't want to be seen, pretty much it would all be over before we even knew they were there. Now if you think they should target the military first, you fail to appreciate how much chaos in the civilian population, failed energy, failed communications, food supplies, will impact the military and complete derail their deployment, if the chaos is simply allowed to occur with out any further strikes, with the public making huge demands on the military to solve day to day problems whilst no further attack is occurring. This would scatter and expose the military making it more accessible for long range strikes targeted at military assets. Then you get in closer range and selectively target all energy sources. Why rush the preliminaries, no reinforcements from somewhere, just a population to be taken back to the stone age. Of course why bother, there are more resources out in our Oort cloud, already 'mined' and out of the 'gravity well', so pointless to go grubbing around on the planet for them. The best asset is likely to comedy show itself, watch mankind psychopathically eat itself alive, watch the cranky short hair, crested rock throwing monkey people, torture and kill each other, they could screen that to the rest of the galaxy. We have already been invaded by greed driven stupidity and unless we put an end to it, it will put an end to us and any invaders just need to sit back watch the show and laugh.

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    271. Re:Sweet F A by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      The Alcubierre warp drive is taken seriously. If we could make that work, it would be tantamount to time travel.

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    272. Re:Sweet F A by toddestan · · Score: 1

      That wouldn't likely turn into an invasion though. An invasion would be them coming and taking over Earth for whatever reason. If they only wanted us gone, they could easily bombard us from afar. They could accomplish that by putting some large asteroid from the Oort cloud on a collision course with Earth. Which brings up the "How would we know?" question, because all we would see is the rather large rock coming our way, to which we'd most likely assume was due to really back luck and not that aliens did it.

    273. Re:Sweet F A by toddestan · · Score: 1

      From what I remember, the show mostly dodged the question. Distances were mostly referred to by travel time, rather than how far apart they were physically, and since they never really talked about how fast Serenity flew it wasn't clear how far they had actually traveled to get to various locations, though it was clear that this was all taking place outside of The Solar System. They did mention how the Reavers had traveled to the "edge of the galaxy" though they may not have been speaking literally.

    274. Re:Sweet F A by toddestan · · Score: 1

      They certainly wouldn't be able to build one, but they would at least understand what it does, what it is used for, and the basic principles of how it worked. They would even understand what the turbopumps are doing and why they are needed even if the turbopumps themselves are so advanced to them to be almost magical.

      If you want to have fun, try explaining Farmville to them.

    275. Re:Sweet F A by Kabukiwookie · · Score: 1

      FTL travel, or even FTL communication, is forbidden by the laws of physics

      That should be:

      FTL travel, or even FTL communication, is forbidden by our current understanding of the laws of physics

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    276. Re:Sweet F A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Black holes.

      But seriously, again you point to laws understood by us, here, on this planet and its sphere of influence, as if our frame of reference is the only one that can possibly ever be. The universe is too big to be sure of that; does a grain of sand insist it's unique on an endless beach? A drop of water in a vast ocean? I'm sure the wind and the tides are fairly amused at that.

      There's so much out there we haven't gotten to yet; after all, space is incomprehensibly vast. The only certainty that should be held is "we've got a lot yet to learn and see". Try not to fear uncertainty. And try not to claim final knowledge whenever someone dares speak of something different. Again, I point to fundamentalism whenever a physics disciple tries to claim ultimate truth based on our toddler's view of this universe we stumble blindly in.

    277. Re:Sweet F A by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      The Alcubierre warp drive would function by contracting space in front of it and letting the ship "skip over" the contracted space. Effectively, you'd be going faster than light, but you wouldn't be accelerating past light speed.

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    278. Re:Sweet F A by cwsumner · · Score: 1

      If physics doesn't allow for it, it doesn't allow for it anywhere. It doesn't matter how large the Universe happens to be.

      If you think we know all about physics, you are way ahead of any physicist that I know of...

      It sounds sort of like a primitive 1700s south sea islander, talking about how likely it was that ships could get there. 8-)

    279. Re:Sweet F A by cwsumner · · Score: 1

      I thought humans where a type of monkey and that humans have already turned out all the great books?

      Good point!! 8-)

      It's like staring at an old TV set that is not tuned to any signal. All you see is "snow". But, every now and then, you see a flash of a picture.

      The question is, is it a hallucenation? Or is it real? ... The answer is Yes, to both.

      Or as RF Engineers call it: "Noise Aliasing".

    280. Re:Sweet F A by cwsumner · · Score: 1

      There are an infinity of odd numbers, but none of them are divisible by two. If something's not possible, then it doesn't matter how often you try. The whole "space jump" idea, while neat SF, seems more firmly impossible the more physics we learn, sadly enough.

      Actually, each of those add numbers -is- divisible by two. It is just that the answer is not an integer. The universe doesn't care that we prefer counting on our fingers!

      All of our laws of physics, and everything else, are just guesses. Some are pretty reliable, like the ones Engineers use, but still just guesses. You can not truthfully say that anything is impossible. Say it is unlikely or very difficult or they are trying to do it the wrong way. But it is not possible to know that it is completely impossible... 8-)

      (That's the difference between a Mathemetician and an Engineer, the Mathemetician thinks he can define things as impossible.)

    281. Re:Sweet F A by cwsumner · · Score: 1

      The premise is that they are coming to Earth to attack it. They must have a reason to attack us if they are doing it, right? Then what could that reason be? Material, food (including us), planet to live on, possibly a few others. If they would like to live on what we would consider an inhabitable planet and want nothing from us, then they would not be attacking us in the first place and you missed the whole point of the question.

      You are missing the obvious answer. The answer, in fact, that ancient records say already happened here. And may be the reason that we are here, at all.. They want slaves, to do their work for them. 8-(

      But there was a big war, and (hopefully) the ones here now are a bit more humanitarian.

    282. Re:Sweet F A by cwsumner · · Score: 1

      I'm not quite sure if you understand how Stealth works then...

      The idea of Stealth aircraft is to not reflect EM radiation at all. It bounces it away in another direction or absorbs it outright.

      If detecting stealth was as simple as using a different frequency, then it would be worthless.

      Precisely... and it -is- worthless, unless you know the radar systems it needs to defeat. They try to make the effective frequency band as wide as possible, but it is still limited and tuned to the ones we know about. Particularly if detection systems use laser light, or very low frequency. In WWII they even used passive sound detectors for short range, like a few miles.

      Of course, the "stealth" aircraft use multiple types of systems to defeat detection. But no-one should think they are "undetectable".

    283. Re:Sweet F A by cwsumner · · Score: 1

      You of course miss the point, as so many do.

      If I have the ability to travel 500 years back in time, I also have the ability to take GPS satellites with me.

      But how much good will they do, sitting on the ground at your feet? 8-)

    284. Re:Sweet F A by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      They aren't "undetectable", they are "expensive to detect". :)

      What the F-117A and B-2A steath aircraft did in the 80's is make the entire "very expensive" Russian air defense system obsolete, forcing a replacement.

      A replacement that the USSR couldn't afford. It was just one part of the plan to push the USSR in the right direction, a stick in one hand and a carrot in the other.

    285. Re:Sweet F A by Hans+Adler · · Score: 1

      Isn't the reason obvious? The production of snuff films for selling on the Galactinet. They get Helium in return which they need for their children's balloons. They could of course produce Helium themselves, but they need a lot of it and this method of acquiring it is 7 per cent cheaper than any other.

  3. Just nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Do you expect any other answer than "we would be fucked"?

    1. Re:Just nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you expect any other answer than "we would be fucked"?

      As slashdot-crowd, do we care that if we should get laid at all, that it is by aliens?

  4. Detection window? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your detection window is probably close to 0. Any sufficiently advanced belligerant civilization capable of what you mention will probably use a relativistic kinetic weapon to wipe out Earth rather than going through all the trouble of an invasion. And why would they? IT's not that the Earth has some unique resource nonexistant anywhere else in the Universe.... So they're much safer just exterminating us.

    1. Re:Detection window? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Your detection window is probably close to 0. Any sufficiently advanced belligerant civilization capable of what you mention will probably use a relativistic kinetic weapon to wipe out Earth rather than going through all the trouble of an invasion. And why would they? IT's not that the Earth has some unique resource nonexistant anywhere else in the Universe.... So they're much safer just exterminating us.

      Life is pretty rare in the Universe and as far as we know Earth is the only planet with it in a pretty large radius.
      So any invasion will be completely uninterested in the resources we consider valuable and it will avoid using weapons that destroys valuable biomatter.
      You don't stop a lobster from pinching you by smashing it with a sledgehammer, you put rubber bands around its claws. I'd expect something like focused energy weapons to knock out anything resembling weapons so that the biomatter can be harvested peacefully.

    2. Re:Detection window? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Life is pretty rare in the Universe and as far as we know Earth is the only planet with it in a pretty large radius.
      So any invasion will be completely uninterested in the resources we consider valuable and it will avoid using weapons that destroys valuable biomatter.
      You don't stop a lobster from pinching you by smashing it with a sledgehammer, you put rubber bands around its claws. I'd expect something like focused energy weapons to knock out anything resembling weapons so that the biomatter can be harvested peacefully.

      Life is rare??? really? based on what? we don't have the slightest clue as to whether life is incredibly common or extremely rare as we can do very little in the way of checking beyond our own solar system. IF our solar system is anything of an example then life is abundant and common. but we just don't know.

    3. Re:Detection window? by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      Life is pretty rare in the Universe

      Source?

      I'd be shocked if we didn't find life in the oceans of Jupiter's moons, if we ever bothered to go there.

      We have found life on Earth in places once thought impossible to support it.

      I suspect the Universe is full of life, we can't can't see it from here and some of it we wouldn't be looking for until we ran over it.

      You don't stop a lobster from pinching you by smashing it with a sledgehammer, you put rubber bands around its claws. I'd expect something like focused energy weapons to knock out anything resembling weapons so that the biomatter can be harvested peacefully.

      Why use weapons? Why not just put the population to sleep? A modern tazer is a police officer's tool to subdue someone without shooting them, but it is crude in practice. Advance that idea 100 years and I imagine we'll have something closer to the stun rods from Demolition Man, just touch someone and they are put nicely to sleep. Advance it further and you could probably hit a whole city with a "go to sleep ray".

      Weapons are crude instruments.

    4. Re:Detection window? by admiral+snackbar · · Score: 1

      Why would you want to harvest biomatter? Personally, I would be more worried about them liking the location of the planet relative to the sun. The biomatter just complicates things, it has stuff like diseases and bacteria, why would you want it? An invasion would also be illogical in my mind, wouldn't it be far cheaper to for example, install a large mirror, either between earth and the sun, reflecting all the sunlight away from earth to cool us down and kill all the microbes, or alternatively, somewhat off to a side to cook earth to kill all the pesky biomatter infecting 'their' planet. Then once all biomatter is killed off, land and install your own eco-system.

    5. Re:Detection window? by Rei · · Score: 2

      My thoughts exactly. The environments we've physically checked so far are:

      Earth: High degree of confidence that there is life here.
      Moon: A couple spots on the surface, moderate degree of confidence that there is no life there. Surface in general, low degree of confidence, based only on comparing the few places we've checked with how the geology looks from orbit, with no data from many types of terrain. Elsewhere: no degree of confidence.
      Mars: Same.
      Elsewhere in the solar system: no degree of confidence (no other probes to other bodies have returned samples or returned data that would allow us to have any sort of confidence in determining whether life was present or not)
      Elsewhere in the universe: no degree of confidence.

      Many people gladly make assumptions about where life would or wouldn't be, but that's of course highly anthropocentric. "We need water, a solid rocky surface, a low radiation environment, temperatures in the 273-330 kelvin range, and these building blocks..." - you have no idea what you actually need, you have a sample size of "1". That's why people obsess over, say, Europa, despite us having absolutely zero evidence that there's any sort of life there. Heck, the best direct evidence currently on hand for life outside of Earth is probably Titan's "acetylene / ethane, hydrogen, and methane problem" (acetylene and ethane seem to be highly deficient at the surface compared to what should be there; there's some evidence that hydrogen may be disappearing at the surface; and Titan's methane persistence over geological times has long baffled; before the data on acetylene, ethane, and hydrogen was even known, it had been theorized that any life on Titan would most likely metabolize acetylene and ethane with hydrogen into methane). Plus, we know that there's extensive organic chemistry making all kinds of complex CHN "building blocks" in the upper atmosphere. But any life on Titan would have to be utterly different than LAWKI to survive the radically different environment.

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    6. Re:Detection window? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would biomatter be any different from any other resource? We're primitive compared to the hypothetical aliens we're talking about, and we're already at the point that biomatter isn't valuable. The only thing the aliens could possibly be interested in is either studying us, or wiping us out preemptively to avoid future problems.

    7. Re:Detection window? by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 1

      Life is rare??? really? based on what?

      Direct observation.

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    8. Re:Detection window? by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 2

      Life is pretty rare in the Universe Source? I'd be shocked if we didn't find life in the oceans of Jupiter's moons, if we ever bothered to go there.

      Direct observation. Anything other than evidence based science is just you daydreaming. Besides, even if life was found elsewhere in this solar system that wouldn't be enough to change the general premise that life is pretty rare in the Universe. When all is said and done, as of 2015, life has only been observed on one planet, in one system, in one galaxy in the entirety of the Universe. You can't even point to evidence of past civilizations. But I guess it's only been 14 billion years give or take. Give them some time. They'll show. In all honesty though, if life was as common as you assert then shouldn't we see colonies and ships by now? It'd only take 1 civilization to decide to colonize our galaxy. Mathematically, they could have done it in 50 million years without FTL travel. So where are they?

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    9. Re:Detection window? by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Large, easily detectable mirrors? Perhaps they're just quietly filling our atmosphere with CO2.

    10. Re:Detection window? by admiral+snackbar · · Score: 1

      I wasn't really referring to the detection thingy. I have no clue what we can or cannot detect. Mirrors would be in the invasion scenario. Considering that if they wanna invade us, there is no need to be subtle, just efficient. After all, we can discuss for ages what their advantage would be technologically, but there is one advantage which is undeniable if they are hovering over us in big-ass ships, and that is that gravity is on their side. If they can destroy us without even setting foot on the planet or ever entering our atmosphere, our near complete inability to send anything into space would doom us from the start.

    11. Re:Detection window? by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      You're pretty sharp for an immature Pak Protector.

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    12. Re:Detection window? by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      Direct observation.

      Wow, you've had direct observation of more than one planet in the "life belt" of a star?

      I don't think direct observation means what you think it does. We have a sample size of 1, it is useless for figuring out anything.

      All we can go off of is the fact that we keep finding life here on Earth in places we didn't think we'd find it.

      So what we consider to be "life supporting environments" keeps changing, even in just the past 10 years.

    13. Re:Detection window? by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      It'd only take 1 civilization to decide to colonize our galaxy. Mathematically, they could have done it in 50 million years without FTL travel. So where are they?

      You are looking at it from the viewpoint of your own life and civilization, neither of which are very long lived.

      If they show up in 5,000 years, that would be "soon" from their point of view, but "forever" from ours.

      You have a very human centric view of the situation, and that isn't unusual, but it does mean you can't see the forest for the trees until you remove your own human biases from the study.

    14. Re:Detection window? by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      The only areas we have detailed direct observation say that life is abundant.

    15. Re:Detection window? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you want to harvest biomatter?

      To cook dinner.

    16. Re:Detection window? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When all is said and done, as of 2015, life has only been observed on one planet, in one system, in one galaxy in the entirety of the Universe.

      Of course it has only been observed on one bloody planet. We haven't even been able to check other planets in our solar system yet let alone the rest of the universe. So far we have a 100% confirmation on life on all planets we have checked.

    17. Re:Detection window? by Tacos4Sanchez · · Score: 0

      I'd be shocked if we didn't find life in the oceans of Jupiter's moons, if we ever bothered to go there.

      Shocked? Really? If you want to speculate that it's possible or even plausible that life MAY be there that's one thing. To say that you would be shocked that there isn't is actually baffling.

  5. The question is utterly stupid... by gweihir · · Score: 1

    When it is completely unclear what to expect, no predictions can be made. Hence the question is utterly stupid.

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    1. Re:The question is utterly stupid... by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The question isn't stupid, just asking it focuses attention on the fact that there are likely aliens out there.

      Perhaps we should stop fighting each other on this planet and develop a real space transportation system?

    2. Re:The question is utterly stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I totally agree. In addition, we're perfectly capable of destroying our world ourselves as it is, step by step.

    3. Re:The question is utterly stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Earth has nothing rare or particularly valuable as far as the universe is concerned especially as such an invasion implies there is life elsewhere. so the question is even more than stupid as there is simply no reason to invade this planet even if there were hostile races out there. It would be like the US army deciding to invade a small band of cockroaches that live deep in the forests of brazil. Perhaps they might decide to spend a split second to obliterate the entire planet of solar system as they wandered by due to the disease that infects this planet, but beyond that it is a why the fuck would they even bother.

    4. Re:The question is utterly stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but beyond that it is a why the fuck would they even bother.

      Because biomatter is a rare enough resource in the universe to justify an invasion.
      Humans are strange, we value simple materials that exists in vast amounts.
      It's the complex molecules that are valuable.

    5. Re:The question is utterly stupid... by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Stack Exchange now has a sub-site for questions like this:
      http://worldbuilding.stackexch...

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    6. Re:The question is utterly stupid... by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      When it is completely unclear what to expect, no predictions can be made. Hence the question is utterly stupid.

      Of course there's millions of possibilities of how alien life could reach earth and it may be something completely different than a Goa'uld ship. But if we look only at his core question, it's not that hard to answer. His starter question was "how good are we at the moment in detecting an alien ship/fleet that jumps into our solar system". What can our space observation gear or closer-to-ground systems such as air traffic control do to detect an alien vehicle?

    7. Re:The question is utterly stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, you are one of those people.

    8. Re:The question is utterly stupid... by e70838 · · Score: 1

      you mean that we are surrounded by aliens that are harvesting the best human bodies ?

    9. Re:The question is utterly stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If a race has advanced to the point they are invading other planets then biomatter is unlikely to be rare, not only that it is incredibly easy to cultivate without the cost of travelling thousands of light years to harvest.

    10. Re:The question is utterly stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      As Michael Crichton wrote: No, we don't have the power to destroy the world. We can't even destroy life completely. We do have the power to destroy mankind, though.

    11. Re:The question is utterly stupid... by Horus1664 · · Score: 2

      I don't think the question is stupid. Dismissing it out of hand seems more so.

      1. Asking questions such as this, where we have limited information, often spawns interesting approaches to solving them

      2. Any method for detecting 'unwanted visitors' may also be effective in detecting unintelligent (but still unwanted) visitors like significant lumps of fast moving rock which if unencumbered may cause an extinction event

      3. It is an opportunity to involve people across national, political, tribal and ethnic divides in pursuit of something important to all of us.

      (I'm sure there are many more advantages to at least contemplating what our civilisation could do in this 'hypothetical' situation but this lot should do for demonstrating that the question is at least worth asking...)

    12. Re:The question is utterly stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean that we are surrounded by aliens that are harvesting the best human bodies ?

      No but we are surrounded by a flora of native parasites and bacteria that doesn't mind harvesting the most accessible human bodies.

    13. Re:The question is utterly stupid... by gweihir · · Score: 1

      That question is actually even more stupid. It starts with "jumps": As far as we know, that is physically impossible. Hence if such a fleet actually "jumps" into the system, it is so far beyond even our understanding of the fundamentals of Physics, that it is as good as magic. Adding a perfect cloak and gravity-distortion shielding to make them undetectable would be mere trivialities on top of that.

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    14. Re:The question is utterly stupid... by gweihir · · Score: 0

      The primary advantage seem to be to the person asking the question: He gets attention from a lot of people that do not get the level of ridiculousness of the question.

      Now, developing some entertainment around this idea (SF book or film), is something else. But no other beneficial discussion can result from such utterly flawed base assumptions.

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    15. Re:The question is utterly stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm.. yeah, term "alien" pretty much says it all, we have no idea what to expect. Best we can do is try to think of "aliens" as more advanced humans, which almost certainly falls short. Not that we are all that good at predicting what more advanced humans would be like. Our imagination fails us if we try to extrapolate even 100 years to the future, trying to think about a civilization that has been technologically advanced for millions of years is pretty hopeless. On the plus side its quite unlikely that we will actually meet any such civilizations any time soon.

    16. Re:The question is utterly stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you totally high, stupid, or just trolling? Complex molecules are not valuable. Or do you save every secretion that comes out of your body? We are no where near mastering interstellar travel, but even we can do organic chemistry. The only scarce resource in the universe is... knowledge.

    17. Re:The question is utterly stupid... by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1

      Wait, these guys have a technology and can afford the expense of sending a ship many lights years away to harvest live stock here? That is an utterly ridiculous question indeed. Why would you spend all this effort just to harvest some f... humans?

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    18. Re:The question is utterly stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as we know... we have no idea if it's physically possible. It's not ruled out by general relativity, contrary to common belief:

      what some physicists refer to as "apparent" or "effective" FTL depends on the hypothesis that unusually distorted regions of spacetime might permit matter to reach distant locations in less time than light could in normal or undistorted spacetime. Although according to current theories matter is still required to travel subluminally with respect to the locally distorted spacetime region, apparent FTL is not excluded by general relativity.

      -Wikipedia

      But yeah, you're right... Assuming FTL is possible, and if for some bizarre reason that I can't imagine the aliens wanted to "jump" into our solar system, I really doubt we could detect it.

    19. Re:The question is utterly stupid... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      As Michael Crichton wrote:... Proving that even a broken watch can be right.

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  6. First we need to travel to outer space! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or, maybe we should try to detect it from earth?

  7. Would it matter? by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 5, Informative

    Frankly, any aliens able to travel here from another world are so far ahead of us, it wouldn't make any difference if we detected them or not.

    However, you asked the question... so...

    Our space detection system is largely aimed at Earth. For example, to warn of us of ICBM launches the first system put into space was called MIDAS between 1960 and 1966.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M...

    The GPS satellites have nuclear detonation detectors, which doesn't do any good, but it another example of how our systems are aimed at Earth.

    All the stuff pointed out into space, like the Hubble Space Telescope, are designed to see VERY far away and aren't looking for ships. Given the small likely size of any ships compared to planets and moons, we aren't likely to be able to see them even if we're looking for them, until they are on top of us.

    After all, we still don't have a telescope that can see the moon landing sights. Pictures taken from sats in lunar orbit have gotten some pictures, but they aren't as good as you'd expect.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T...

    This is the best image I could find of Apollo 11's landing site, and this was after the LRO was moved into a lower orbit:

    http://featured-sites.lroc.asu...

    Yea, you can tell what it is, because you know what you're looking at, but if you didn't even know where to look? You could stare at the moon for a month with such a camera and see nothing.

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    TL;DR - We likely would have no notice whatsoever of aliens until they entered orbit of Earth, and even then, it is just as likely to be a random person with a telescope who spots them as anyone from the government.

    Unless of course they can be seen with the naked eye, if their ships are big enough and they are in low orbit, that is possible.

    1. Re:Would it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know at what time the aliens are going to attack? So long as they don't we could be on the verge of discovering the jumping and have technology to match the aliens. Besides, like they are in all the movies, they have laser weapons etc. and might expect similar weaponry and so have defense based on that, which might give our "old" technology an advantage.

    2. Re:Would it matter? by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 2

      Imagine the US Military of today decided to invade Europe of Napoleon's era.

      Would their "old" technology do them a lick of good when a thousand M1 tanks rolled across the field at them? What about when Predator drones are flying overhead launching missiles at their supply depots behind the lines?

      Perhaps their bow and arrows will be effective against the modern artillery and mortars of modern warfare?

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      Instead perhaps we are "closer" to the aliens, so lets move forward to World War I, it is 1916, armies in Europe are locked on the Western Front, unable to make any headway either way.

      The modern US military shows up with all the above items...

      How long would the Germans last?

      Reverse the roles, modern 21st century German army is transported back to 1916, how long would the British and French have lasted against the Leopard II tanks and Tornado fighter-bombers?

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      It is silly to think that anything that we have would do anything at all to a civilization able to travel the stars.

    3. Re:Would it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but have they weaponized sharks? Sharks with lasers... sharknados, etc.

    4. Re:Would it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless of course they can be seen with the naked eye, if their ships are big enough and they are in low orbit, that is possible.

      In low orbit, hanging in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't?

    5. Re:Would it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When it comes to detecting something with a telescope, what matters isn't how big it is, but how bright it is. A star a few light-years away (e.g. Alpha Centauri) is too small for even the Hubble to see it as more than a point, but it's bright enough to be seen with the naked eye, so the Hubble can certainly detect it.

      A good comparison, for detecting alien space fleets, is looking for smallish asteroids. We're currently surveying, over a few years, all asteroids in the inner solar system with a diameter over about 150 m. So we'd notice an alien spaceship larger than 150 m within a few years. If it were larger than that, or under thrust (rocket engines are bright!), we'd notice faster.

    6. Re:Would it matter? by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2

      > Would their "old" technology do them a lick of good when a thousand M1 tanks rolled across the field at them? What about when Predator drones are flying overhead launching missiles at their supply depots behind the lines?

      Just like the US military in Iraq, right? Or the British, Russian, and now US armies in Afghanistan for the last 150 years? Or both Napoleon and Hitler invading Moscow? While a thousand armored vehicles would flatten any native standing army any interstellar military force has _incredibly_ long supply lines. If transportation and communications are cheap and quick, and the invader's resources large enough, natives can be conquered quickly and thoroughly. But if the supply lines are long, slow, and expensive as we've seen in Terran warfare, we've seen amazing feats of local defenders against invading armies.

      If the natives weapons have _any_ effect, home turf advantage and guerrilla warfare are well established and critical factors. One of the critical keys to warfare is the _economics_. Is it worth the resources to commit the invasion justified by the gain? And at interstellar ranges, what does the supply line cost?

    7. Re:Would it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This kind of asymmetric warfare is exactly what the USA keep losing

    8. Re:Would it matter? by Jesrad · · Score: 1

      How long till the US army runs out of refined oil though ? How long till the tech seeps into the local people and gets turned around guerilla-style ? Logistics are what win or lose an invasion. Interstellar logistics are pretty much impossible barring any sort of "stargate" technology.

      (Also, Napoleon era tech already included rifles with near-semiauto fire capability and decent clip size, like the Girandoni Windbüchse used by the Tyrolian elite soldiers of the Austrian army.)

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    9. Re:Would it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you assuming the aliens would care about civilian casualties at all?

      If they're here to invade/enslave/assimilate/whatever, why wouldn't they just flatten the entire planet ASAP, and then decide what to do with any survivors there happen to be? Hollywood storytelling reasons fall apart in reality.

      A small efficient fighting force can resist an entire empire by itself only if the empire is limited to the rules of warfare; otherwise, the last thing the freedom fighters hear is "Nuclear Launch Detected."

    10. Re:Would it matter? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Wow, you can see the footprint trails they traveled. Nice.

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    11. Re:Would it matter? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      What I really wonder is....what role did a javelin fill anciently that arrows did not? Arrows have better range, after all.

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    12. Re:Would it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least for objects in Earth orbit, there is a systematic effort to detect and catalog them. One reason: Ensuring that man-made satellites do not conflict with debris.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Space_Surveillance_Network

    13. Re:Would it matter? by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2

      Economics.

      Good archery takes more training, more equipment, and the equipment is much more fragile. A javelin can last for thousands of training uses, sit in a closet or in an armory for decades, and still work perfectly. A bow is much more difficult to make and maintain, much more fragile, and the ammunition is much less durable for training.

    14. Re:Would it matter? by sinij · · Score: 1

      Why do you assume "thousands M1 tanks" would be available? Even for advanced space-faring species there would be some logistical constrains. They will have to bring "thousands M1 tanks" along with them across the stars. Much better question would be, could a couple modern tanks, some drones, a helicopter or two, and maybe a nuke win WWI against BOTH sides? Clear answer is no, not unless one of the sides decides to ally with the invaders.

    15. Re:Would it matter? by blue9steel · · Score: 1

      If the natives weapons have _any_ effect, home turf advantage and guerrilla warfare are well established and critical factors.

      Guerrilla warfare relies on the enemy not being willing to commit genocide.

    16. Re:Would it matter? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      How do you know there'd be logistics constraints? What if FTL systems require so much space that they are mounted on worldlets a hundred miles across, with a superadvanced civilization living in tunnels beneath the surface? You can have an awful lot of surface area that way.

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    17. Re:Would it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you're not thinking that they'll somehow manage to parley that into winning once they're on the other end of the asymmetry.

    18. Re:Would it matter? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      It would depend on the supply chain.

      If the modern invading force didn't have the supply chain for fuel then within a day or two those thousand M1 tanks would be nothing but cover to hide behind.

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    19. Re:Would it matter? by sinij · · Score: 1

      These are two different assumptions. What if FTL-using civilizations exists, and What if these civilizations also moved to world-constructing stage of technology.

      What I'd ask you in turn - what a civilization that can construct and move planetoids hundred miles across would want with our dirtball?

    20. Re:Would it matter? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      Also, it's easier to hold a shield while operating a javelin.

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    21. Re:Would it matter? by Etherwalk · · Score: 1

      > Would their "old" technology do them a lick of good when a thousand M1 tanks rolled across the field at them? What about when Predator drones are flying overhead launching missiles at their supply depots behind the lines?

      Just like the US military in Iraq, right? Or the British, Russian, and now US armies in Afghanistan for the last 150 years? Or both Napoleon and Hitler invading Moscow? While a thousand armored vehicles would flatten any native standing army any interstellar military force has _incredibly_ long supply lines. If transportation and communications are cheap and quick, and the invader's resources large enough, natives can be conquered quickly and thoroughly. But if the supply lines are long, slow, and expensive as we've seen in Terran warfare, we've seen amazing feats of local defenders against invading armies.

      If the natives weapons have _any_ effect, home turf advantage and guerrilla warfare are well established and critical factors. One of the critical keys to warfare is the _economics_. Is it worth the resources to commit the invasion justified by the gain? And at interstellar ranges, what does the supply line cost?

      It depends on the objectives. If the objective is to obliterate us and there are no rules of engagement, that's a hell of a lot easier than trying to subjugate us or change our government to a functioning democracy while trying not to kill many civilians.

    22. Re:Would it matter? by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      Well of course, but that misses the point. Aliens traveling across space to come here would of course bring their supplies with them. If we traveled back in time a few hundred years, we'd of course bring supplies with us.

      The point is, if the US military today decided to invade... lets say the North Sentinel Islanders, how well do you think that would go for the Sentinelese people?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S...

    23. Re:Would it matter? by WrongMonkey · · Score: 1

      If the objective is to obliterate us, they don't even need to invade. A relativistic warhead fired from another star system would do the trick. Any invasion scenario implies that they would at least want to keep the biosphere in a habitable condition. Which presents some opportunity for guerrilla tactics.

    24. Re:Would it matter? by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      Yea, I thought that was pretty cool as well... still, those pictures are taken in low lunar orbit, not from Earth...

    25. Re:Would it matter? by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      Just like the US military in Iraq, right? Or the British, Russian, and now US armies in Afghanistan for the last 150 years? Or both Napoleon and Hitler invading Moscow? While a thousand armored vehicles would flatten any native standing army any interstellar military force has _incredibly_ long supply lines. If transportation and communications are cheap and quick, and the invader's resources large enough, natives can be conquered quickly and thoroughly. But if the supply lines are long, slow, and expensive as we've seen in Terran warfare, we've seen amazing feats of local defenders against invading armies.

      If the natives weapons have _any_ effect, home turf advantage and guerrilla warfare are well established and critical factors. One of the critical keys to warfare is the _economics_. Is it worth the resources to commit the invasion justified by the gain? And at interstellar ranges, what does the supply line cost?

      I'm not sure if you're trying to be serious, or what... Iraq had modern weapons, they were not some tribe with arrows. Afghanistan was losing until the US intervened and provided them modern weapons.

      The technology difference also isn't so vast, maybe a few decades at best. Try centuries...

      In addition, the Russians were not trying to exterminate all of Afghanistan, the US wasn't trying to exterminate all of Iraq. Both nations have the ability to do that, we have nuclear weapons. What exactly would either nation have done about that?

      Imagine if the aliens have super computers that can write viruses on the fly to invade our networks. Our security should be a joke to them. Or how about directed EMP weapons to simple disable our weapons systems (yes, many of ours are "hardened, but not against alien technology).

      Regarding "home turf advantage and guerrilla warfare", what makes you think they have to come down from their ships to hurt us? This illusion of ground combat is put fourth by the movies and video games, but it is stupid. Don't give up the high ground, and space is the ultimate high ground.

    26. Re:Would it matter? by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      Humans are pretty good at adapting the technology of other humans.

      We are already starting to get serious about smart guns. You think aliens traveling from another solar system wouldn't have weapons that are smart enough to not be used by anyone else?

      They would likely have "smart" guns in the literal sense, in that AI in the guns would be smart enough to know who was holding the gun. Self-destructing would be an easy way to make it not worth picking up the alien guns.

      As for the supply train, a starship traveling to other solar systems needs to be self contained, it is its own supply train. It makes internally everything it needs.

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      Coming back to the idea of the US military going back in time, of course I'm assuming that the supply chain goes with them, a tank is useless without fuel of course.

      While it is true that the Napoleon era tech wasn't all bows and arrows, they didn't have anything that flew (that was useful, they had balloons). The first thing to do would be to take out HIS supply using bombers, helicopters, and drones.

    27. Re:Would it matter? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Well of course, but that misses the point. Aliens traveling across space to come here would of course bring their supplies with them. If we traveled back in time a few hundred years, we'd of course bring supplies with us.

      The point is, if the US military today decided to invade... lets say the North Sentinel Islanders, how well do you think that would go for the Sentinelese people?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S...

      My point is that bringing supplies with you is not a supply chain. Its a limited resource. So with those limited supplies you bring with you, you better hope you can finish the campaign before they run out. Or, like I said, those tanks will just be hard cover.

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    28. Re:Would it matter? by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      What makes you think it is so limited? Perhaps they have matter replicators on-board that only require power and they can refuel at any star.

      The ship itself becomes a self-sustaining factory that runs forever, making anything you need, including spare parts for the ship.

      The external power source is any nearby star for fuel. With enough fuel, there is no supply chain, just the ship.

    29. Re:Would it matter? by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      You may as well ask why do we have soldiers today when we have snipers that can shoot people from a mile or more away, not all encounters can be at range, arrows raining down from above can be countered with shields or cover. In addition compound bows didn't exist, archery required a great deal of physical strength and training and ammunition. Any sucker can pick up a Javelin and poke the pointy end into someone, they also worked well in formations and shield walls and could be used as thrown weapons and could be used over and over again.

    30. Re:Would it matter? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      What makes you think it is so limited? Perhaps they have matter replicators on-board that only require power and they can refuel at any star.

      The ship itself becomes a self-sustaining factory that runs forever, making anything you need, including spare parts for the ship.

      The external power source is any nearby star for fuel. With enough fuel, there is no supply chain, just the ship.

      The example I was responding to involved M1 tanks and the US military of today. I don't think that the US military has replicator technology.

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    31. Re:Would it matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, that "self-sustaining factory that runs forever, making anything you need, including spare parts for the ship" is not reallistic.

      You are going to run out of material sooner or later, and energy. A realistic scenario is that they would attack to get energy and other resources, so they couldn't just nuke everything. Another realistic scenario is that they've noticed earth and just think we a rivals and want to destroy us at which point they would just nuke the earth (notice: with nuke i don't necessarely mean nuclear weapons, but what ever weapon of mass destruction they might have).

      Well of course they could use some kind of virus etc as a weapon, which would mean a weapon of mass destruction for people, but other resoruces would be available, but that would mean they would have to have contact first to get to know our physiologic.

      But like is said, a very realistic sccenario is that, they can't just nuke everything and go, any other scenario is not so good, probably wouldn't help us, if we did detect them, but in the no nukes scenario we could have a fighting chance.

    32. Re:Would it matter? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I have no idea what a civilization that had practical FTL would want with our dirtball, for that matter. I have no idea why they'd be attacking in a way that we could conceivably stop, either.

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  8. how close to earth? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    you could probably notice it after they "jumped" in.

    depending on how close anyhow, how big, how much radiation/light they were emitting and all that jazz.

    not that you could do shit about them if they were prepared though of course. but if they thought humans were good livestock and worth the effort of harvesting AND were capable of interstellar jumpmagic technology, you would have to ask just how fcking shitty farmers are they?

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  9. Samsung will know. by EzInKy · · Score: 1

    Just a few years ago I would have implicated Sony, but Samsung's recent moves tell us that it is they who will violate confidentially.

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    1. Re:Samsung will know. by spamchang · · Score: 2, Funny

      If Sony knows, then North Korea will be the first to know!

  10. Don't worry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We probably can't detect them, but TV has taught us that the alien species are always allergic to something on earth, be it sunlight, water or a common cold.

    I'm sure we'll be fine :)

  11. They Live! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recommend that you wear your sunglasses at all times, even indoors. They are already here.

  12. Not that far actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There might be some VLF/ELF deep detection that may go part way to the moon, or just beyond. So, that will pretty much be the outer limit. The entire Earth is covered from LEO 24/7, no gaps. MEO and HEO also have ballistic radars, but I suspect they do the minimum until SHTF to save power. So, assuming they reflect RF, or alter it in some detectable way (phase, amplitude, frequency, polarisation) and they are travelling around Mach 100, we may have just over 4 hours warning.

    1. Re:Not that far actually by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      I have no idea what you are talking about, but it sounds professional.

  13. Everything is better with winged girls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > How Soon and Far Could We Detect an Alien Invasion From Outer Space?

    Nightwings is a Hugo Award winning science fiction novella by Robert Silverberg, which deals with this very topic.

  14. just read other sci-fi authors by rapiddescent · · Score: 1

    I thought Iain M Banks had a rather cute description of an alien fleet arriving in Consider Phleabas

    1. the first "ships" arriving at high speed go straight past and drop drones to scan and gather intelligence. If we're smart enough we might detect that. Although, reasonably large asteroids zip past us all the time and we only notice them at the last minute. if you were a war faring civilisation then using asteroids or dressing up your "ships" to look like asteroids would probably be a good move.

    2. Once intelligence has been received and analysed, the main "fleet" then power up to decelerate, from an Earth position would look like lots of blue "stars" of light in the night sky getting gradually brighter for a few days/weeks/months (delete as applicable).

    3. err

    4. alien profit

    1. Re:just read other sci-fi authors by u38cg · · Score: 1

      The Culture had FTL travel. You're thinking of The Algebraist. Also, it's Phlebas :p

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  15. You can't. by duck_rifted · · Score: 1

    If they have the technology to get here, then they have the technology to approach such that celestial bodies obscure them. Also, if they have the technology then be glad that they're invading when they should simply destroy the entire solar system instead. Hope they see fit to let our species survive. It's that simple.

    1. Re:You can't. by Hadlock · · Score: 2

      They still have to match orbital velocity on the same ecliptic, even at 0.1c they would show up from a long ways away. There's no "stealth" in space, plain and simple. Spaceships produce too much everything, heat, radiation, gas etc.
       
      Orbital insertion would be pretty obvious as well, even at the L1 behind the moon we would notice them coming in.

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    2. Re:You can't. by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 2

      They still have to match orbital velocity on the same ecliptic, even at 0.1c they would show up from a long ways away. There's no "stealth" in space, plain and simple. Spaceships produce too much everything, heat, radiation, gas etc.

      Orbital insertion would be pretty obvious as well, even at the L1 behind the moon we would notice them coming in.

      We would? You mean like we notice all those asteroids flying by that we get a few days notice of, or sometimes get notice of AFTER they have passed us?

      What makes you think there is no stealth in space? Anyone who can come up with a FTL drive likely can come up with stealth in space.

      How does it work? I haven't a clue, but I don't know how FTL works either, just like someone from 400 years ago couldn't tell you how a modern turbofan engine works.

    3. Re:You can't. by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      FTL and stealth both share the "not possible with our current understanding of physics". Though stealth is "more impossible" if that term makes any sense - being in violation of an older more trusted theory.

      Which of course doesn't mean they are actually impossible. And assuming one is possible and the other isn't seems a little silly.

      We wouldn't notice them at all, unless we got lucky and they picked a part of the sky we happened to be scanning for asteroids to do something that a rock wouldn't.

    4. Re:You can't. by duck_rifted · · Score: 1

      They're not likely to get here without using some kind of spacetime distortion. FTL doesn't work, but if you warp space just right then there's a loophole. Technically you never go faster than light in your local space.

      A side effect of those drives is that they have to be pulsed or they trap cosmic particles that make a mighty explosion when the drive is disengaged. They get trapped in that artificial geodesic. So, no heat, no radiation, nadda to let us know they're coming.

      That's why I say they should just destroy the solar system, rather than could. If they're coming in hot, and they really want our resources, they'll just decimate us and mine the remains. We'd never see it coming.

      But let's stop and think about this for a moment. Your argument is that they can cross the cosmos, but they can't match the orbital velocity of planets. ... They're not very good at crossing the cosmos in your version of this. In fact, if they've so little mastery of space travel, then they're probably in a runaway vessel that they can't control. We're boned then even if they're friendly. Don't break the Alcubierre oscillator, please. If you do, then you did, like, five or six bads at people.

      There is most certainly stealth in space. Now, if they get close to Earth before they do anything, then we might get a little warning. A very little warning. But it wouldn't be enough to mount a defense, more than likely. If they made it this far, and they're hostile, then they know not to be detected until they're ready to strike. We're not talking about dummies here. We're talking a species at least as smart as us, having dispatched a mission involving its best and brightest, after meticulously planning every step of the journey and offensive.

      Notice that the question isn't about how we'd detect aliens incoming. It's about how we'd detect specifically hostile aliens moving on us with a purpose. We wouldn't. It's that simple.

    5. Re:You can't. by duck_rifted · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, that doesn't make any sense, and I'd like a citation to that theory. Something is stealthed if you don't see it. To not see it requires no more than not looking at it. It is certainly allowable by the laws of physics that we don't look at something.

      In fact, to suggest an old theory that says stealth of any kind is impossible not only imagines a theory that doesn't exist, but it violates the very principles of empiricism, thereby undermining the entirety of Physics with every other science to follow.

    6. Re:You can't. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      If whatever propulsion system they were using created a lot of emissions, as it almost certainly would, it might be detectable. A bright point of moving light, a strong source of x-rays or other emissions.

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    7. Re:You can't. by petes_PoV · · Score: 2

      be glad that they're invading when they should simply destroy the entire solar system instead

      If these aliens were intent on destroying us, they'd simply drop something large, fast and nasty into the sun and cause some sort of X-Ray eruption. Since there is a massive nuclear reactor so close, it would be silly not to leverage that to your goals. No need for ships or an invading force.

      So we can assume that if aliens did arrive here, our destruction would not be their goal. They might, for example, just be neighbours popping over to ask politely if we'd mind turning down our electromagnetic emissions: TV, radar, etc.

      If domination / subjugation / removal of humans to make way for their own settlers was their intent, then there's no reason to expect it would have to be done quickly. It could be a centuries long process. And, again, climate control or sunlight restriction would be a straightforward approach that would cause little permanent damage and wouldn't involve their actual presence in our system.

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    8. Re:You can't. by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Suppose the ship has a coating that will absorb all EM radiation below, say, far ultraviolet. The only way we'd detect the ship is when it passed between us and a known other object.

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    9. Re:You can't. by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      That's not what stealth means, and you must know that.

      A B-2 is still a stealth aircraft even when you are standing next to it on a runway looking directly at it and seeing it fine. My house does not become a stealth house just because no one happens to be looking at the time.

    10. Re:You can't. by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Thermodynamics does not allow it. All the heat generated running the ship and all that absorbed radiation has to be radiated.

      If there's only one observer than you could radiate it in one direction shielding their view of it - but that's a rather large assumption and one that makes you not "stealth" but just puts you in a joyous "my opponent is a moron" state.

      Thermodynamics could of course be all wrong - we are in the realms of assuming FTL alien space ships after all :)

    11. Re:You can't. by BevanFindlay · · Score: 1

      Actually, you probably wouldn't drop something into the sun, you'd just drop it on the planet directly, making use of its kinetic energy. Trying to trigger a solar flare big enough to matter would take a massive, massive amount of mass (puns not intended!) And then you still have to aim it, taking into account the randomness of the sun's activity. I think your "easiest" way to sterilise a planet (barring nanotech or biological means) would be a well-planned scattering of large, fast rocks dropped directly on to the planet's surface; though, if you're just wanting to wipe the current civilisation, then you probably don't need to hit much more than the main population centres, then wait for the ash and dust (akin to a nuclear winter) to finish them off.

      It makes no sense to destroy a star or a whole solar system for a few inhabitants on one single rock. It doesn't even make sense to try and completely destroy that rock, either - it requires far too much energy. Mass genocide isn't so hard though.

    12. Re:You can't. by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Maybe gamma-ray bursts only look like they're coming from distant galaxies...

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    13. Re:You can't. by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is our political and economic leaders are, in fact, space lizards.

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    14. Re:You can't. by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      Thermodynamics does not allow it. All the heat generated running the ship and all that absorbed radiation has to be radiated.

      So the ship couldn't have heat sinks to store the heat for later release?

      It doesn't have to be stealthed forever, maybe it only needs a few hours.

      Mass Effect (the game) covered this concept with the ship Normandy, it was "stealth" in that it stored all heat internally in heat sinks that had to be purged to space every few hours.

    15. Re:You can't. by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      That assumes that it uses propulsion the way we would, which is to use the Newtonian "equal and opposite reaction" thing.

      What makes you think that is how it moves? Perhaps it has a gravity drive that allows it to move via artificial gravity. It simply places a gravity well in front of the ship and the ship "falls into it", then it places another one in front of that, and so on.

      There would not be any emissions that we could detect from such a drive.

    16. Re:You can't. by duck_rifted · · Score: 1

      You're arguing that we would surely see aliens coming because "there's no stealth in space". We're not talking about your house. We're not talking about a stealth jet. Also...

      stealth
      stelTH
      noun
      1.
      cautious and surreptitious action or movement.

    17. Re:You can't. by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Of course it can if it wants to be a beacon when it does release them. And said heat sinks aren't going to last very long if we are taking most of current physics as a given a trying to power FTL drives...

      Using heat sinks of course generates more heat (you don't get anything for free when it comes to moving heat up hill so to speak).

      Of course just travelling FTL is stealth in itself, and yes once you have FTL physics is already so different than what we know that you might as well have magic stealth too.

  16. Outside Context Problem by Dynamoo · · Score: 5, Interesting
    It's the case of the "Outside Context Problem" as described by the late, great Iain M Banks [via]

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    The usual example given to illustrate an Outside Context Problem was imagining you were a tribe on a largish, fertile island; you'd tamed the land, invented the wheel or writing or whatever, the neighbors were cooperative or enslaved but at any rate peaceful and you were busy raising temples to yourself with all the excess productive capacity you had, you were in a position of near-absolute power and control which your hallowed ancestors could hardly have dreamed of and the whole situation was just running along nicely like a canoe on wet grass... when suddenly this bristling lump of iron appears sailless and trailing steam in the bay and these guys carrying long funny-looking sticks come ashore and announce you've just been discovered, you're all subjects of the Emperor now, he's keen on presents called tax and these bright-eyed holy men would like a word with your priests.

    Banks goes on to note that most civilisations tend to encounter an Outside Context Problem only once, at the point where that particular civilisation ends or is subsumed into the more powerful one. (Incidentally this is also the title of a series of eBooks by Christopher Nuttall which are satisfyingly geeky.)

    Of course, there are plenty of fictional examples of invasion, I guess ranging from the barely-competent aliens in Niven & Pournelle's "Footfall" (who were easily detected) and the almost-Gods of Arthur C Clarke's "Childhood's End" who basically just turned up without warning. It's too varied a field to come up with an idea of how we could detect them.

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    1. Re:Outside Context Problem by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      Of course, which is why our Sci-Fi shows are fun, but at the end of the day, silly...

      Take Star Trek... 400 years from now, I highly doubt we'll be walking around talking to the ship, we'll be interfaced directly with it and with each other...

      But that doesn't make sense to your average person today and it doesn't make for great television, so they show "future versions of today", rather than the complete change that would really happen.

      Go back 400 years, what were most people doing? Heck, most people couldn't read and write, most simply spent 90% of their time working to obtain food.

      Try to explain 21st century life with the Internet, Space Stations, and Nuclear Weapons, to someone from that time. You'd be wasting your time.

    2. Re:Outside Context Problem by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      That quote from Banks (damn I actually miss him) illustrates that as much as academe might sneer at 'space opera' as not "real literature", this man demonstrated in one observation a better, more fundamental understanding of the development of civilizations than several shiploads of professors and a whole ark of anthropology grad students.

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    3. Re:Outside Context Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every time I'm looking for a new book, I realize how much I will miss Iain M. Banks. Long live The Culture!

    4. Re:Outside Context Problem by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "Try to explain 21st century life with the Internet, Space Stations, and Nuclear Weapons, to someone from that time. You'd be wasting your time."

      reminds me of discussions of the bible where people complain about the generalizations made within...

    5. Re:Outside Context Problem by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Go back 400 years, what were most people doing? Heck, most people couldn't read and write, most simply spent 90% of their time working to obtain food.

      Try to explain 21st century life [snip] to someone from that time. You'd be wasting your time.

      "I spend 90% of my time pretending to work to obtain food."

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    6. Re:Outside Context Problem by Rob+Bos · · Score: 1

      Well done, I was signing in to mention Banks' Excession.

  17. mandatory by e70838 · · Score: 1
  18. Actually, I've been abducted by aliens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ...but I had to sign an NDA.

  19. Human by AndyCanfield · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I once had two ducks. I wondered what I looked like to my ducks. I decided that I look like a duck. All the extra powers that make me more than a duck - speech, thinking, telphones, etc. - are beyond the duck's imagination. To a duck, I look like a duck.

    Then I wondered what an alian would look like to me, a human. I decided that an alien would look just like another human. So I began to wonder what advanced characteristics I couild watch out for. Successful businessman, good luck, healthy long life, mysterious origin, that sort of thing.

    I found one. At the time he was my boss. He pretends to be Chinese, but hey, what westerner really knows what Chinese people look like?

    They have landed already; and they are friendly. I was friendly to my ducks, and that Chinese family is friendly to me.

    1. Re:Human by gewalker · · Score: 5, Funny

      And if that Chinese family serves you Peking Duck what would you then conclude?

    2. Re:Human by Jesrad · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Then I wondered what an alian would look like to me, a human. I decided that an alien would look just like another human. So I began to wonder what advanced characteristics I couild watch out for. Successful businessman, good luck, healthy long life, mysterious origin, that sort of thing.

      The best example individual that fits, is Elon Musk. The guy is ridiculously successful, but that is merely a means to his alien ends, which seem to be: to go back to his home planet. He needs processing power, so he funds high tech development, then sells it when it's sufficiently advanced so he can focus on developping the battery tech that he will also need later on, etc. Repeat the cycle until he gets the effective rocket / spaceship / dimensional portal tech required to get back home.

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    3. Re:Human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In that case I say let's all focus on getting him home - he's sharing the tech with us!

    4. Re:Human by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      There is actually a movie with that storyline with David Bowie as main actor.
      He is an alloen stranded on earth and founds companies and whole industries to build him a space craft to get home.
      In the end he is pit into a resourt for mentally ill.

      Forgot the name of the movie, though.

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    5. Re:Human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. I got goose bumps reading this. I feel like what he is saying is really profound. Nice job man! Good observation!

    6. Re:Human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Successful businessman, good luck, healthy long life, mysterious origin, that sort of thing.

      I KNEW it! Tommy Wiseau is an alien.

    7. Re:Human by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 2

      It's "The Man Who Fell to Earth", after the novel by the same name.

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    8. Re:Human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That if you weigh the same after eating it, you're a witch.

    9. Re:Human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're from .... France (ignore the pointy heads)....

    10. Re:Human by AndyCanfield · · Score: 1

      As the pilot yelled to the passengers: Peking! Duck!

    11. Re:Human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Man Who Fell to Earth
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Who_Fell_to_Earth_%28film%29

    12. Re:Human by dave420 · · Score: 1

      It's called "The Man Who Fell to Earth".

    13. Re:Human by WDubois · · Score: 1

      The Man Who Fell to Earth - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt00...

    14. Re:Human by hey! · · Score: 1

      Check to see if they have a cookbook titled (in Chinese) To Serve Duck.

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    15. Re:Human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The movie is The Man who Fell to Earth

    16. Re:Human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The movie is "The Man Who Fell to Earth". However, the book, written by Walter Tevis, is much better, though sadder.

      The human race has no chance against an alien invasion, but (at least according the the sci-fi I have read) I pity the solitary alien that visits us, not matter how innocuous it is, because humans are assholes.

    17. Re:Human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're probably thinking of "The Man Who Fell to Earth", http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074851/

    18. Re:Human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Man Who Fell to Earth....

    19. Re:Human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The man who fell to earth. Great book, too. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Who_Fell_to_Earth_%28novel%29

      Walter Tevis is one of the greatest unknown SF writers. I highly recommend http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mockingbird_%28Tevis_novel%29

    20. Re:Human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if that Chinese family serves you Peking Duck what would you then conclude?

      That they're cannibals!

    21. Re:Human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think anyone's said this yet, but the film is called 'The Man who Fell to Earth'.

      It's a strange film. One of the strangest I've seen. And I've seen a lot.

    22. Re:Human by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Ah! Thanx, actually not a bad movie.

      A bit confusing as the auditorium in the end is not sure if the man is really an alien.

      Must be like 20 years ago that I saw the movie.

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    23. Re:Human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then I wondered what an alian would look like to me, a human. I decided that an alien would look just like another human. So I began to wonder what advanced characteristics I couild watch out for. Successful businessman, good luck, healthy long life, mysterious origin, that sort of thing.

      The best example individual that fits, is Elon Musk. The guy is ridiculously successful, but that is merely a means to his alien ends, which seem to be: to go back to his home planet. He needs processing power, so he funds high tech development, then sells it when it's sufficiently advanced so he can focus on developping the battery tech that he will also need later on, etc. Repeat the cycle until he gets the effective rocket / spaceship / dimensional portal tech required to get back home.

      At the rate he's going he better have a life span of millenia if he's an alien trying to get home. Otherwise, he's just a successful businessman. Which would Occam choose?

    24. Re:Human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Elon Musk

      "The Man Who Fell to Earth"

      Simpsons did it.

    25. Re:Human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That they ren't relying on stealth (no Peking).

    26. Re:Human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Repeat the cycle until he gets the effective rocket / spaceship / dimensional portal tech required to get back home.

      So that he can ward off the evil AI superintelligence.

  20. Attack? by Oxygen99 · · Score: 1

    Heh, you're assuming they'd attack in space ships as if they'd escaped from some 1950s B-Movie. If they've travelled this far to 'attack' us (Whatever that might mean in this context) their technology would be so far in advance of our own we wouldn't even know we were being threatened. Hell. We might have fought and lost that battle already and you'd never know.

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    1. Re:Attack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Park spacecraft in Oort cloud, stick gravity motors or nuclear rockets on some comets, crash them into Earth. The end.

      Use supertechnology to grab a solar plasma filament then redirect it to Earth. Giant EMP takes down most of the satellites and electronic infrastructure. Then hover in Earth orbit and do whatever you want to the cell phone-free monkeys below.

      Take a fleet of small drones the size of a car, fill them full of hideous bacterial agents, coat drones in stealthy material, have them fly round dropping shit into the ocean. Wait a couple of years for end of humanity. Job done.

      Using the same gravity control technology that runs your star drive create some mini black holes. Then either crash these pinhead sized hellstorms into the planet causing massive destruction or evaporate them within the atmosphere thereby x-raying the lifeforms to death in a few days.

      Pieces of antimatter dropped on the planet. Have their containment systems switch off when exposed to water vapour or oxygen.

      If however you want resources instead simply study human neurology, devise a parasite that can enable mass control and take over. Or just do it the old way and put a few utter fuckers in power & get them to do all your dirty work for you. Those humans will believe anything if they think God said it so make sure the controllers know this.

    2. Re:Attack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, you're assuming they'd attack in space ships as if they'd escaped from some 1950s B-Movie. If they've travelled this far to 'attack' us (Whatever that might mean in this context) their technology would be so far in advance of our own we wouldn't even know we were being threatened. Hell. We might have fought and lost that battle already and you'd never know.

      Good point. Not only would we not necessarily be able to recognize or perceive that the alien intelligence is even there, we would not necessarily be even able to determine that we had been powned.
      An 'Invasion of the Body Snatchers' scenario, or perhaps, selective technology (or economics!) that simply enslaves or kills us en masse might be closer.
      But, then again, we may have no way of understanding alien motives or reasoning. An advanced alien civilization would probably make no sense to us at all. Why they came, what they do - conceivably completely beyond our comprehension. So we can't rule out zoo hypotheses or blood sport hunting (but note these metaphors are drawn from human experience and so may not be applicable).

  21. This speculative question really can't be answered by geogob · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but this question is fully based on speculation. How can one even expect an serious answer on this one?

    Point is: to ask the question, you need to speculate on what an alien invasion would be. You even need to speculate further to provide an answer. What's that worth? What do you learn out of it? How do I know if I can detect and observe something if I have no Idea what it is?

    I could tell you, for example, that we will definitely be able to see the aliens come because of the huge gamma flash their flying saucers produce when they drop from hyperspace nearby Saturn. Our detection change is 100%. Or is it? My answer here is worth nothing, because I have to speculate to what an alien invasion would be. I could sit down with scientist, military analysis et politicians for week and make nice action plans based on what-ifs, but it would all be a waste. Why? Because we simply don't know anything about this topic.

    A more serious question would be the same, but replacing "alien invasion" by "potentially hazardous asterioids". Now you can start an interesting discussion because you know what asteroids are and which one can be classified as hazardous. You know what you can observe and what you can't. Knowing the detection limits and methods, you can start to discuss about blind spot and detection probability. Going further you can even talk about mitigation, worst case scenarios and post-impact solutions. On this one I'd gladly sit down with other experts.

  22. Cheap stab at /. by SomeoneFromBelgium · · Score: 1

    Beta?

  23. Well, an invasion would not normally happen ... by csmithers · · Score: 1

    Well, an invasion would not normally happen out of the blue. It would normally be preceded by scouting parties, etc, to determine the strength and/or weaknesses of the adversary. So I guess the first step in detecting a possible invasion would be to detect the scouting party. Anyway, according to Fermi's Paradox, I think we should have been invaded long ago, that is, if there are any aliens out there to invade.

    1. Re:Well, an invasion would not normally happen ... by ledow · · Score: 1

      To be invaded, you have to have something worthwhile. Colonisable planets wouldn't be hard to find for a civilisation capable of inter-system travel. We don't have anything particularly rare or in unusual abundance in terms of useful minerals. We are boring in and of ourselves and contact would be pretty pointless for anything working at that level.

      And the more we find out, the more "usual" we become - there are now orders of magnitude more stars believed to have Earth-like planets than before. There's just not much here worth having.

      Chances are, any civilisation out there is just aware of us but ignoring us because we're like insects to them, on a not particularly interesting planet, or is no more advanced than we are.

      Likely our first contact would also be our last. "Hi, humans, what do you have interesting for us? Nothing. Okay. See you in a few million years when you grow up" and then we'd chase our own tails trying to re-establish contact for the next few thousand years.

    2. Re:Well, an invasion would not normally happen ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet the Inca's reasoned similarly.

    3. Re:Well, an invasion would not normally happen ... by stone_horse · · Score: 1

      There's always the lucrative interstellar alien sex trafficking to consider...

  24. Why invade? Nebulae exist. Competition is deadly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What you should be concerning yourself with, human, is how to detect a comet made of translucent ice 3D printed into the shape of a meta material cloak.

    Why waste all that energy to get there, when we can take our time by resetting the complexity clock every few million years?

  25. I expect rocks, large ones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has the benefit of plausible deniability, just in case the monkeys are tougher than expected.

    We aren't good enough to spot those yet either ....

  26. Aggressive sales techniques by pigsycyberbully · · Score: 0

    Easy they would have Kaspersky, and the rest of the antivirus industry trying to convince them that they need to buy their products or else their spaceships, will become infected and there homes will burn down and they will get their arseholes raped by a AIDS, infected black man with mycobacterium ulcerans flesh eating disease. Just saying..

  27. They say, don't run. We are your friends. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGexJ2l8LOM

  28. We'd probably detect an invading fleet quite early by Henriok · · Score: 2

    We actually have quite many detectors pointing in every direction and these are for detecting different kinds of interesting stuff. Gamma rays, radio, gravity waves, neutrinos, asteroids, and so forth. There are satellites and ground based detectors to make sure that there is essentially no blind spot, not even behind the Moon or the Sun, and the detectors are very very sensitive. These are all automatic and will report anomalies quite fast. Most of these are even linked to other detectors that would try to capture events in another medium. For instance, when we detect a gamma day burst, we want to detect it in optical and gravity as soon as possible. We also have an army of amateur astronomers with very good telescopes (with wide fields of view) trying to hunt asteroids, comets, and by all means.. aliens too (we've found none yet, in case you were wondering). So, in an event of an alien fleet would suddenly appear in our solar system, I'd guess that such an agent would register as an anomaly in all kinds of different detectors, and turn pretty much the world's eyes towards it within hours. Astronomers are very keen of detecting new and strange phenomena. I think the alien technology would be pretty advanced to cloak it from detection in such different mediums as broad spectrum electro magnetic (gamma, optical and radio), neutrino and gravity. I think such technology would have to be so utterly alien that we probably would detect an innovation, even in progress.. we might already be invaded and exploited. And what would be the point of fending off such innovation, if we wouldn't even take notice of it?

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  29. Ask NEO by Rashdot · · Score: 1
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  30. Assuming they're not stealthed... by Karmashock · · Score: 1

    Assuming they don't use some sort of anti radar/optical material/scifi cloaking... they should be detectable if we have a full radar/optical map of the whole solar system. This is more a problem of computation then anything. You get a series of cameras and radar receivers and they all take regular scans of the whole solar system. Anything "ship" sized should be logged and fed into a model of the solar system. Anything that deviates from one scan to the next was either influenced by something the model did not account for or is operating under its own power.

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    1. Re:Assuming they're not stealthed... by ledow · · Score: 1

      It would be an infeasibly difficult and expensive project to cover all of the Earth's surface alone in radar / optical scans in near-enough time to spot anything moving oddly no matter what it was or where it moved, and then isolate that from the background noise of trees moving and things rolling down hills.

      To then extend that by several DOZEN orders of magnitude to cover the entire solar system? Sorry, it's really sci-fi at the moment. If we could populate a few of the outer planets and triangulate, maybe, but to cover all the solar system would really need "solar system-GPS" type coverage.

      The space is just too huge, and our tech too primitive. There are asteroids etc. discovered almost every day that we never knew were there and are 1km+ in size. And though we can track their orbits, we can't do that for every of that size on a regular enough basis. Plus, if we did, it would only take something following a natural orbit to throw us off the scent (and given that's that the lowest-energy method of sticking around for a long time, it would be stupid not to do such a thing for any visiting craft).

      Likely, this wouldn't happen, and we'd not spot anything, until we'd colonised most of the planets and brought out tech up by orders of magnitude too.

    2. Re:Assuming they're not stealthed... by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      First off, who says it needs to be on the earth at all?

      Second off, you just need enough resolution that something in the solar system takes up a single pixel. It doesn't need any detail. Just enough to pick up motion.

      Third off, I am aware it is a huge undertaking. However, ideally you could give it multiple purposes. the reason it is considered too expensive is largely because the threat is not credible. The trick would be to give the system enough other uses that justified the system indifferent to alien invasion. If Alien invasion were credible... then such a system would be quite feasible. Look at the money we spend on the military as it is... imagine if a good portion of that were directed towards little green men. You'd be surprised how far that goes.

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    3. Re:Assuming they're not stealthed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it needs to be more than one pixel. You're on Slashdot and you've never heard of problems in imaging devices a pixel or two across? Geez. Also, if you want to detect an alien invasion, you have in the question the point that you want to detect that it is an alien invasion! Not "hey dude, I saw a pixel!"

      Also, "huge undertaking" is ignoring the laws of physics. We first have to assume to an order of magnitude for the alien spacecraft, let's say 100m? And the OP didn't, but you said in the solar system... so say out to Neptune or so? Shall we say in the visible spectrum? Then we need a telescope about 1km across. Then it definitely needs to be space based to avoid atmospheric seeing. Oh, and we need either a heck of a lot of them or we need to sweep it at an extraordinary rate to cover all possible directions in a reasonable period of time.

      If you're thinking electronic steering and radio waves instead, don't forget your resolution requirements... now you're talking a telescope bigger than the planet. You could maybe use something like the VLBA, but even that isn't really enough if you want to distinguish it from a rock, and that's assuming that this invasion force emits in the appropriate frequency range. Or do you plan to do active radar, like exploding nuclear devices once a day in space to see what reflects?

    4. Re:Assuming they're not stealthed... by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      First, the primary goal of the system would be to detect non-Newtonian movement. Anything that appears to be propelling itself, changing course, or that is even just new to the system and coming in at some speed would get a proper look with more specialized optics that would be looking specifically at that object.

      Second, you're assuming you need to look at everything at once. You just need something that can see it and then is moved around so it is always seeing different things. Take wheel of telescopes and spin them the ring on multiple vectors so that the lenses point in all directions eventually. Video is just a collection of images in sequence. That's all this needs to be... just taking snap shots of everything in intervals. If you time stamps are very accurate you can feed position information into the model and determine if things are moving according the model or not. If they're not, then it probably means you missed something, the model is imperfect, or there are aliens baring down on your little world.

      We can spot small asteroids from earth if we know specifically where they are and where to point our telescopes. A system that is constantly sweeping the sky taking snap shots of everything as it goes and integrating those snap shots into its model could very well be viable. There could be sensor shadows behind large masses but nothing is perfect.

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  31. Answer : no until they are in our face by aepervius · · Score: 1

    As other poster pointed out : no because our detection system are mostly directed toward earth, and the few toward space cover not even a single % of sky at any time. But the reason why it is so is trivially simple : the energy requirement, and the distance make it an extremely improbable event, and why would we spend money for that ?

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  32. Why should they invade earth? by m.alessandrini · · Score: 2

    To me the best argument against an invasion is this (not mine, of course): with all the incredible technology they would have, they would find what they need in millions best places in the galaxy. Why should they chose one little planet among billions ones, and just the rare one that's hosting life? Unless they are sadist and enjoy killing living beings, of course, but that would be a too much expensive hobby even for them, I guess...

    1. Re:Why should they invade earth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are the only one asking that one interesting question ... Why should they?
      The answer is, it is soon time for The Harvest. And it is going to be sadistic.
      Because, you see, they don't come to butcher humanity for the meat,
      they come here to harvest screams, to pluck tears from the eyes of children
      to suck hope from the heart of every single man, woman and child on this planet.
      Your life force is the sweetest when your suffering is the greatest. You are
      food, Neo.

    2. Re:Why should they invade earth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a computer security guy, this is the first fallacious excuse I have to listen to: "No-one's interested in my business, we ain't no bank". If you are again an intelligent being, you cannot predict what your are against or why they want access to your resources.

    3. Re:Why should they invade earth? by qzzpjs · · Score: 1

      I think it would depend on how tasty we are... Like you said, they could find minerals in far better quantities anywhere else, and they would probably have machines that perform work far better than they could get by using us as a slave labour force.

    4. Re:Why should they invade earth? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      What's really funny is that some people think they are giving technology to the gummit in exchange for the right to probe some of us. As if they would need permission.

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    5. Re:Why should they invade earth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unless there are billions of such civilizations, and we're merely the next desert island that hasn't had someone's flag staked into the ground?

    6. Re:Why should they invade earth? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      1) Planet with liquid water and a magnetic field. Those seem a touch rare.

      2) Sex slaves. Aliens love butt probin'.

      3) They're dicks. Some kids burn ants with magnifying glasses.

      4) Entertainment. Some interesting documentaries have been made about the phenomenon.

      5) We're annoying the shit out of them. (Great, chilling book. And free online!)

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    7. Re:Why should they invade earth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the same reason we explore and analyze the creatures from the deep blue sea. Life assembles many molecules that are not found in dead natural environments like dead planets. Sea creatures have many substances that are not found in land plants/animals, and that's on the same planet. We take these substances we get from life forms and then test what they do to us, i.e. do they kill cancer, cure disease, act on our nervous systems in some way to stop pain, treat various problems, etc. Who knows what medical bounties we might find for us on another planet filled with life. The same probably goes for aliens. They would study carefully all the life forms they encounter on each living planet.

      Or maybe they're just hungry.....

    8. Re:Why should they invade earth? by AntiSol · · Score: 1

      5) We're annoying the shit out of them. [rifters.com] (Great, chilling book. And free online!)

      Awesome book! I couldn't put it down. Thanks for the link!

    9. Re:Why should they invade earth? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Awesome! I just found out there's a sequel, too. I'll be reading that this weekend.

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    10. Re:Why should they invade earth? by AntiSol · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I found the sequel (Echopraxia) too, and I'd love to read it, but after doing some searching it doesn't seem like it's possible to buy the ebook in a sane format I can read on a Linux machine. Pity.

      If I'm wrong, please tell me where I can buy it.

  33. Sigh by ledow · · Score: 4, Informative

    We have problems spotting and tracking 1km-long rocks in space beyond the Earth's orbit. We literally get taken by surprise by large rocks and their orbits all the time, whizzing around our solar system without us knowing they're there.

    We're also not looking for those kinds of things, as such. A ship of some description able to sense us from afar and come into the system probably wouldn't jump in at the third planet out by default. They'd probably jump in off-axis, far away, and we'd be hard pushed to spot anything of space ship size (http://io9.com/nasa-spots-a-po...

    That wasn't spotted for ages, discovered only in 2013, when it was only 10 times the moon's distance away (nearly a Mars distance). It was spotted only by something looking for near-earth objects and only because it looked like its natural trajectory may bring it close to Earth in the next 100 or so years. It's 650 metres long, orbits every three years and could weigh tens or hundreds of thousands of tons.

    We can't see this kind of stuff. The angles and chances are just too small and anything that settles into a natural orbit is basically indistinguishable from a rock. It wouldn't take much for something to jump in just outside the outer planets and settle, say, a Saturn distance away, probably off-axis (hiding in-axis may well give shadows etc. that give it away and we likely look at the planets and other things in our axis more than elsewhere) and we'd never spot it. Never. If we did, we'd think it was a rock.

    From there, a basic telescope (or a pair of binoculars) would be able to light us up like a Christmas tree, show us to be particularly interesting, and a simple radio antenna would be able to prove that their was life on here, while at the same time being basically invisible to us without even trying.

    Any civilisation with a 1km intra-system space-ship capability likely has much better tech than a $200 telescope and a satellite dish connected to a radio scanner, They'd know we were here, and be able to observe us for centuries, long before we ever would know they were there - and we'd probably NOT know they were anything other than a rock.

    The distances are too immense, the angles involved far too tiny once you get out past the moon, and there's just too much stuff moving about if you have a sensitive instrument. Hell, we don't even reliably know what everything in EARTH ORBIT is, let alone trying to go out to even a Moon-distance or Mars-distance or Neptune-distance.

    Basically, we would never know. The only way to get to the point we would know would be to colonise enough of the solar systems to provide mapping and triangulation of the entire space in-between, And even then, you probably could still hide if you were at all careful.

    1. Re:Sigh by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      That wasn't spotted for ages, discovered only in 2013, when it was only 10 times the moon's distance away (nearly a Mars distance)

      Math check - you missed a zero. The closest Earth and Mars can get is about 34 million miles, or about 140 times the Earth-Moon distance.

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    2. Re:Sigh by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      You seem to be confusing "axis" with "orbital plane", near as I can tell.

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  34. How did the American Indians detect the Europeans? by tlambert · · Score: 2

    How did the American Indians detect the Europeans?

    I suggest we *not* do that...

    Also how did the Poles detect the Mongols?

    Let's *not* do that, either...

  35. don't worry about it by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    just write a virus on your apple powerbook and upload it to their mothership

    problem solved

    neil degrasse tyson understands:

    http://www.goodreads.com/quote...

    We conquer the Independence Day aliens by having a Macintosh laptop computer upload a software virus to the mothership (which happens to be one-fifth the mass of the Moon), thus disarming its protective force field. I don’t know about you, but back in 1996 I had trouble just uploading files to other computers within my own department, especially when the operating systems were different. There is only one solution: the entire defense system for the alien mothership must have been powered by the same release of Apple Computer’s system software as the laptop computer that delivered the virus.

    duh! easy as pie

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  36. Speed matters by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    They will come here slower or faster than the speed of light? If they come faster, no matter what technology we have to detect them, they will be here before the light of their travel. And if they are using something like the alcubierre drive, life on the entire solar system may be wiped on arrival anyway, with no defense possible.

    And if they are coming slower than the speed of light, taking decades or centuries of their timeframe, they probably won't be an invasion or destruction force. Is just too much investment of time and resources for what you may get cheaper elsewhere. What makes us unique is our culture, and that would not survive an invasion.

  37. They could land without us noticing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When meteorites fall, they're typically unexpected until they enter the atmosphere. Unless the alien fleet announced its presence by radio on a frequency we're listening to, we probably wouldn't know they were here until they were in the atmosphere. At that point, we might detect them with radar, or we might not notice them until after they land, depending on the location.

  38. Warp Drive by Tempest451 · · Score: 1

    If there are using a form of space-time distortion to travel, then we wouldn't detect them at all. The best we can hope for is to see the distortions as they appear in orbit above us.

  39. How do you know it has not already happened? by FudRucker · · Score: 1

    Don't you watch the X-Files?

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    1. Re:How do you know it has not already happened? by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      pfffffffttt---Larry Niven did it better about 30 years earlier.

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  40. Preeeetty blind. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While we have loads of amateurs that look to the skies every day for fun, they'd be lucky if they spotted a fleet of aliens about to lay claim to our resources.

    We have so many blind spots around the world, especially in the southern areas of the planet.
    Then there is the entire "back-side" of the planet, the side where there are no continents, just a scattering of islands like Hawaii and such.
    That whole area is pretty damn blind besides a few professional run satellites.

    Even these large telescopes have a pretty narrow range, and take a while to scan the whole sky over. They also move quite slowly by design, so couldn't be set to scan the sky quickly.
    Smaller ones have less of a problem doing that, but also probably lack the clarity or ability to see infrared, which would likely spot them far easier as they come closer, as they fall out of warp or whatever, there is going to be some energy signature unless their ships surface is made out of a one-way material to absorb all energy known to man. (we made a partial one-way EM trap before using metamaterials which was experimental at best)

    Needless to say, it won't go like any of those films.
    A species capable of interstellar travel, even through generation ships, would be heavily advanced. A good 300-500 years beyond us in progression. (as a whole, we could totally do all these things in less than 100 if we ditched so much of our society and focused everything in to said tech, but that isn't realistic)
    If we spot an alien, good chance we are already dead.

    1. Re:Preeeetty blind. by ledow · · Score: 1

      The problem is really resources.

      The gap between us and the Moon means we used vast portions of the available resources that have been here for milions of years to get to that point. And we've never gone back because to do so again would be just too expensive in those terms, even with advances in technology.

      Now extend that to extended life on the Moon, stripping that bare and moving to Mars, stripping that bare to move to the other planets, etc. By the time you're heading out of the solar system, you've got such few resources that you have to use most of them to stay alive and keep moving. Even assuming some form of nuclear fusion "alchemy" (where we could form any material from hydrogen, and convert anything at all to energy) - getting intact to the next star is a huge feat. And you better hope there's resources there to plunder enough to reach the next, and so on.

      You need seriously advanced technology, you need to continue to work for tens of thousands of years, just to survive to the point where you could strip enough planets of their base resources to contain the technology to sustain you to the next star. This is why Dyson-spheres were in such vogue - the only way to get that amount of sheer energy is to capture and live off of entire stars, to get enough energy to get to the next.

      You need lots of huge breakthroughs, like fusion, then you need to shrink them to practical sizes, like spaceships, then you need to keep them running forever, which requires an awful lot of infrastructure to keep supplying all those advanced materials, then you need to be able to strip anything you come across of any useful resource, forever, and maintain it all, and then head somewhere practical that will be useful to you and not just "another M-class planet".

      Fermi's Paradox is really right here. Anybody who could do all that would have no interest in us, our technology, our resources, or anything at all really... and that's one of the reasons that we wouldn't see them.

      Once you hit a certain point of exponential growth and advancement, you'll never bother with planets and the things that live on them again.

  41. What if by danieldids · · Score: 1

    Go see Randall, he's a specialist on this kind of subject. https://what-if.xkcd.com/

  42. Re:We'd probably detect an invading fleet quite ea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We do not. We have detectors for big honking stellar explosions. If a bunch of objects 200m across were as close as the lunar orbit, if we knew exactly where to look, it is unlikely we could really distinguish them from rocks.

    This is the effect of atmospheric seeing on the Moon. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/Seeing_Moon.gif

    How far across is that crater? 200km.

  43. Invaded thousands if not millions of years ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who do you actually think built the pyramids? People with sticks and stones? Who built megalithic stone walls that weigh hundreds or thousands of tons? Folks, we are alien and a brilliant experiment by some distant aliens. If you are in denial because you still believe in some mystic texts from some scriptures. Then you have missed the points those text actually made. So many signs point to humans being helped for thousands of years by higher intellect. We have just been too stupid to realize it.

    1. Re:Invaded thousands if not millions of years ago by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Erich von Däniken, is that you?

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  44. Needs a couple assumptions first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First assumption: for the sake of discussion, how much are we going to "break reality" ? I mean, you said "jump" into our solar system - this assumes physics can provide a life-supporting model past our relativity. So I'll try to keep it gritty, otherwise anything could really happen - why not jumping directly next to the designed target? This might also affect why would an alien fleet or spaceship come so close to our planet.

    So, the first assumption is: this spacefaring civilization is using technologies we have "in the works" - nuclear reactions as propulsion, for instance, and sub-light speed travel.
    Second assumption: this type of travel is extremely slow and requires something akin to fuel.
    Third assumption (and this goes a little past the question): if their spacecraft is sailing with a mission, it should mean that the civilization operating it would have solved the time scale problem - either their lifespans are way longer than ours, or their culture-technology has allowed them to transcend some of the limits nature gave them.

    This being said: we'd start seeing patterns of radiation bursts somewhere along the horizon. Cross-checking with other space satellites, once the possibility of a pattern is established, would give us some headstart on their position and trajectory. Decades, probably more if their radiation signature was evident enough.

    Now, the problem becomes: why would a space faring, biologically transcendent civilization want to destroy life on other planets?

    Another batch of assumptions are needed.
    Would this be a pioneering spacecraft exploring unknown parts of space, or would it be a drone exploring a mapped zone? Would it be unique or mass-produced? Would it be a civilian or a military craft?

    Building something as massive as an unique pioneering military craft, thinking along the lines of logic that describe our society, a whole planet would be needed to design, develop and man such a vessel. It would need cutting edge technology, a huge amount of resources, and top talent - it would be this civilization's new milestone. Self preservation would be mission critical, therefore it should have means to restock its fuel supplies without the need of conflicts. It would probably have weapons but would never engage in battle, it should have proper long range scan systems to avoid threats (from radiation bursts to asteroid showers). So why pick a fight you don't know you've already won?
    And the biological matter of the issue: you wouldn't want to make contact with other atmospheres' micro-organisms before making sure they won't destroy your biology. Should such a vessel be equipped with weapons, they would be designed to turn a planet into nothing, no half measures. It just woulnd't make sense.

    But - going past the question - why would a transcendent civilization, who can successfuly develop a space program that allows them to travel so far from home, compromise its project by having unnecessary conflicts? It would be more reasonable to have a "planet-grinder" hatch to harvest radioactive materials ("fuel") and avoid other life forms altogether - contact would need a mass-produced design, a program including expendable crews and ships, and -last but not least- a real need to do it besides curiosity.

    I went a little bit over.
    Assuming realistic (for our physics) conditions, I think we would see them. I don't think they'd be a threat to us.

  45. Simple answer by prefec2 · · Score: 1

    An alien invasion could be detected by satellite control radar for earth orbit. However, if they use stealth technology. We would only be able to see them after landing. If they try to infiltrate us by replacing one by one with remote controlled automatons, then we would see that only on a personal level (at least in the West, because we normally do not care about our neighbors that much).

    However, it is totally stupid to think that any alien able to travel to the stars requires our planet.

  46. "Jumps into our system"???? by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    WTF does that even mean? It is useless speculating about what is unknown or is fiction.

    That said, if they were arriving through more conventional means, we would simply see them: some mode of optical detection such as star occultation, sunlight glints, drive flares, and eventually just flat out seeing them via telescope (assuming we were looking).

    Also we could hear them: energy discharge from drives, EM transmissions... assuming they communicate as we do.

    So far as I know there are no deep space facing military radars - I once worked at the Maui Space Surveillance Site in Hawaii: basically the place is an Air Force observatory with awesome optical trackers and some laser tracking facilities. No massive radars pointing at Alpha Centauri.

    Maybe we would get lucking with some ballistic missile early warning radars... but they would be fairly close in at that point.

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    I am very small, utmostly microscopic.
  47. Re:We'd probably detect an invading fleet quite ea by mpe · · Score: 1

    We do not. We have detectors for big honking stellar explosions. If a bunch of objects 200m across were as close as the lunar orbit, if we knew exactly where to look, it is unlikely we could really distinguish them from rocks.

    They might even be rocks. A 200m rock makes a very effective Kenetic Kill round. A 200m chunk of ice is probably going to be even harder to see, but still rates in the tens of MT range.

  48. Movie? by allfieldsrequired · · Score: 1

    What was the movie?

  49. What is it with this religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since we are "enlightened" and no longer believe the myths of the wrath of the gods, we have to substitute with *another* imaginary all-powerful foe?

    What material basis would these aliens have for this amazing technology and power that we "wouldn't stand a chance"?

    It's the same 90ish stable chemical elements across the universe, the same fundamental forces. They won't have any stronger materials or more powerful propulsion than anything we can think up. It's gotta be made of matter. And since it does, and there's no force fields, tractor beams, or other imaginary weapons, well so what?

    And if these aliens somehow are able to cross interstellar distances given slower than light, actual physical reality, they'd have plenty of real resources at their disposal and they certainly wouldn't expend petajoules and kiloyears just to come here, which is just another planet made of the same stuff they already have plenty of!

    What are they gonna do? Send their equivalent of Virgin Galactic over here? Use the universal translator to threaten us? By which time every FPSRussia wannabe will open fire with perfectly fine and powerful projectile weaponry and it's going to be over just like that!

    Hollywood is not a substitute for actual knowledge you delusional Space Nutters!

  50. In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...aliens detect YOU!

  51. Yes and no.... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    Always remember, if a species figured out interstellar flight, then they are centuries ahead of us in technology. It would be the equivalent of monkeys with rocks against stealth bombers. Except.... the monkeys do have a weapon that would decimate nearly anything any alien race could come up with. It's a horrible weapon, and would probably leave the planet useless..

    Dig deep holes, put a nuclear bomb at the bottom of the hole, and cap it off with the biggest heaviest single piece steel plug we can find. Basically we are making a Nuclear canon and using the earth as a gun. When you detonate the bomb, the steel plug will be thrown with so much energy that it will destroy nearly anything on it's way through it. And yes if you did things right you could take out giant indestructable ships in orbit with this, you just have to wait for the ship to go overhead.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O...

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    Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
  52. Today In: by buddyglass · · Score: 2

    "Things Only Slashdot (and maybe io9) Readers Worry About".

  53. Downside by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    But consider this: the Chinese eat ducks. #ToServeMan

    1. Re:Downside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia the ducks eat you.

  54. Would we even know, after! by ramriot · · Score: 1

    All the assumes that an invader would be perhaps biological and probably macroscopic. Assuming for the moment no faster than light travel and no magical energy sources. This means that travelling between stars will take a long time and need lots of energy. So mass and biological lifespans are a huge factor, the smaller the mass and the longer the passenger lives, the faster it can be pushed with less energy, relativistically speaking...

    Today in the near earth environment we can track things larger than a baseball travelling at orbital velocities with existing NORAD space tracking. But anything smaller or faster or further away, forget it. Therefore I wonder if we would even know should the invader consisted of a cloud of nano-machines released from a micro-probe that had travelled here at near light speed.

    Once the invader was here, floating down from the stratosphere scanning for useful biological machines with large enough brains we would not even be aware. Save perhaps for a spectacular sunset or two. The first sign that we had been invaded would be perhaps a sudden breakout or global cooperation and perhaps the appearance of apparently physic abilities and heightened regenerative abilities in infected subjects. It would only be much-much later that any remaining uninfected individuals would see the real purpose, when a new international space plan is put into place to send AI nano-machines as avatars for ourselves to the nearest stars.

  55. This question is so loaded it's pointless. by Marc+D+Hall · · Score: 1

    This question is so loaded it's pointless. You may as well as "when did the aliens stop beating their wives?" You have to assume, axiomatically, that they would have any reason to invade, but that's absurd. It's even self contradictory. The nature of the challenge put forward is that aliens have mad advanced technology... so what would they invade for? It's like a person from affluent western society giving up their life and flying to the other side of the world, to a desert island, to beat up a native, take their shack.. just because they have a tree that grows fruit you like. IT MAKES NO SENSE. In fact that makes even more sense than alien invasion because aliens will have evolved in a completely different eco-system an wouldn't consider our's very inviting. This is just another zombie apocalypse escapist fantasy distracting people from real looming apocalypses that are too boring to worry about.

    1. Re:This question is so loaded it's pointless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah no kidding, he invoked so many imaginary "technologies" this is more like a fairy tale than anything serious.

      "We can use long range radar like they used in the 1950s to map Venus?"

      "Yeah but they have imaginary anti-EM technology!"

      "Um, maybe we can use optical telescopes and lots of computer vision software"

      "Yeah but they just warp in from nowhere like on TV!"

      "Um, OK, maybe we can deploy Forward Mass Sensors and detect mass ..."

      "Yeah but they're cloaked!"

      "Um, you're an excitable thirteen year old, aren't you?"

      "LUDDITE!!!!!"

  56. I'm not doing your homework by portwojc · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nice try advanced scout party. You slipped through but I doubt the armada will fair as well.

    1. Re:I'm not doing your homework by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice try advanced scout party. You slipped through but I doubt the armada will fair as well.

      Haha...
      <Zim>
      "In the event of, oh say, a full scale alien invasion, just how prepared would this planet's defenses be?
      TELL ME!"
      </Zim>

      :P

    2. Re:I'm not doing your homework by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The verb is 'fare'. The armada might be fair, though, if the captain is feeling particularly impartial, or the ships have considerable physical beauty. Also, you might have to pay a fare to hop onto a ship in the armada as a passenger.

  57. Easy by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    They always ask to see our leader.

    1. Re:Easy by jbburks · · Score: 1
      I struggled with the answer to that question when George W. Bush was President.

      I'm still struggling now.

      Don't have a good answer.

    2. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So take them to see Netanyahu.

  58. Calvin said it best by TTL0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."

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    Sanity is the trademark of a weak mind. -- Mark Harrold
    1. Re:Calvin said it best by gronofer · · Score: 1

      Aliens have perhaps refrained from eliminating humans because we have so much comedy value.

  59. Re:We'd probably detect an invading fleet quite ea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they are used in such a manner, then the question is just one of near-Earth object detection, of which there are good FAQ's a Google search away.

    If there are aliens that actually are living rocks, I'm either not at all worried or completely terrified, and either way the detection is useless.

  60. THey are waiting... by VAXcat · · Score: 1

    Don't worry - the aliens are waiting for us to finish the process of nuclear disarmament - then it will be safe to proceed with their invasion.

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    There is no God, and Dirac is his prophet.
  61. No need to invade by seven+of+five · · Score: 1

    A civilization advanced enough to get here from another star would have better control of matter than we do. Coming here would be pointless; all we have to offer is just more carbon, oxygen and iron -- who cares? Cheaper to harvest atoms and energy more local to them and organize them beneficially.

  62. David Jarrod's Chtorr series by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Often we are assuming that the aliens will be these green men, or god-like creatures, but basically a single species, but more powerful, or smarter or whatever then we are. Does it have to be? For years now rocket scientists have been concerned about contamination of Mars etc by our probes, and contamination of any returning probes by extraterrestrial microorganisms.

    As a fictional example of an invasion by alien _ecology_, you can do much worse then read David Jarrod's (of "Trouble with Tribbles" fame) Chtorr series. Or you could just look at how the zebra mussels are taking over the Great Lakes, or Burmese pythons are taking over Florida's Everglades.

  63. stupid question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is the point of this? Obviously we detect nothing and get wiped out or detect it like any normal mass in orbit and have no ability to do anything about it.

    Really pointless and stupid question.

  64. According to Snowden by cdd109 · · Score: 1

    According to Snowden, the NSA has AIDS (Alien Invasion Detection System). The exact particulars are classified but the amount of data collected should serve to warn us in plenty of time to mount a defense. No worries.

  65. Don't Worry by JimSadler · · Score: 1

    Any technology that enables aliens to visit us would be so advanced that we could never combat it at all. But the good news is that any such advanced beings would also have no need for us or anything we possess. Concepts like wealth would probably not exist in such a race and ideas like eating may also have been reduced to some sort of technology that disallowed ingesting what we call food. The technology possessed by such beings is beyond our imagination. To us a comparison might be that God dropped in on us and had a real craving for a quarter pounder with cheese and some of those skinny french fries.

    1. Re:Don't Worry by Anonanonaon · · Score: 1

      I keep hearing that one; "Aliens wouldn't need anything we have."

      Except they do. They tell us outright, via channeled sources, that, to put it simply, souls are valuable. "Chi" is real, and it enables life to live, think and do stuff, it comes in different qualities, and it can be harvested. But you need containers. Humans are those containers.

      This is hardly a new concept; it's one which has filtered through human consciousness forever. From the bible to freakin' Jupiter Ascending. That doesn't happen for no reason. Same with the zombie fascination. Our subconsciouses are screaming at us through story.

      -And we wouldn't be invaded or attacked by such a race, in the same way farmers don't invade or attack fields of corn or wheat.

      I think this concept is one of the reasons materialists are so adamant about rejecting the concept of souls. The implications can be just too upsetting.

  66. But why would they? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are lots of sci-fi stories about aliens invading, for all sorts of reasons. Sex, Water, Engergy, what not.

    But really, why would they? There aren't any rare elements on earth you cannot get to easier any where else. If our theories about life is correct, the universe is filled with life. The only odd thing about the earth is plate tectonics.

    If you have the technology to travel between the stars, there is nothing on earth you'd need, except maybe sex. :-)

  67. You're kidding, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You do realize that all these ideas come from our relatively limited technological capabilities, plus a heavy dose of fiction, don't you? Any actual encounter would force us to reset all our expectations pretty much instantly. My advice would be to stay away from fiction, and focus on solving some real problems down here instead.

  68. if they can get here it won't matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is like asking if you could detect an F16 coming at your house -- by the time you hear it it's too late and the pilot is on the ground having a second cup of coffee. If you happen to see it your AR isn't going to do squat against it. If they can get here it won't matter whether we see them arrive or not. Either they will have a tremendous energy source (assuming relativity holds) or they will be way smarter than we are (to get around relativistic energy limitations).
     

  69. Not very well I would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My question is how good are we at the moment in detecting an alien ship/fleet that jumps into our solar system

    I would say next to none at all. Nobody wants to foot the bill. NASA is mandated to track all "Near Earth Objects" larger than 1km in diameter, and they keep getting their budget slashed. So 95% of the ones you hear about in the news are being found by volunteers and other amateur astronomers.

    1. Re:Not very well I would say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My question is how good are we at the moment in detecting an alien ship/fleet that jumps into our solar system

      I would say next to none at all. Nobody wants to foot the bill. NASA is mandated to track all "Near Earth Objects" larger than 1km in diameter, and they keep getting their budget slashed. So 95% of the ones you hear about in the news are being found by volunteers and other amateur astronomers.

      And don't forget the aliens in the movie had stealth technology.

  70. not at all by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

    They'd send a couple of capsules the size of a nickle into our atmosphere from outside the ort cloud. They'd either be laced with a virus to kill us all, antimater or some other yet-to-be-discovered nastiness and it'd be all over in seconds. We'd have no idea if they didn't want us to have one.

  71. Not likely by hAckz0r · · Score: 1
    In order for inter-galactic travel they would need to travel at near the speed of light, which would take more energy than is available in the Universe. Even at light speed they would have had to start their journey thousands of years ago and we only started transmitting radio waves a hundred years ago (give or take), so they would see no particular reason to visit us. Wandering around the Universe at near light speed, for no particular reason, does not seem to be a particularly economic way to travel, considering that they would expend more energy in getting here than the Earth even has to offer for their return. A ship that gobbled up stars and planets along the way might fuel such a craft, but the size of it would make it both impossible to build and impossible to get up to near light speed. Its just not going to happen. They would need to travel by transporter beam to get here, assuming that ever becomes possible.

    That being said, if the craft was travelling at light speed you could not see it. The light emitted from the front surface at near the speed of light would be so highly blue shifted that it would be above or in the gamaray zone, but not a particularly powerful source nor a single burst that would then trigger sensors like SWIFT, or Fermi, but might be visible to HESS if they do comparative imaging over time to detect moving gammaray objects *across* its field of view. If its coming right at us probably not.

    Due to the laws of physics I can still sleep well at night.

  72. Not robust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To start with our species are not what I would call robust. Look at the narrow range of altitude, pressure and temperature that it can work in. I would call it rather flimsy.

    I cannot logically say that we are the only species in the universe, nor is it very observable. Any discussions of technology and capabilities is simply silly since our grasp of what the laws of the universe are is limited to what we have accomplished on Earth for a very short while. An alien force could have spent millions of years developing technology that is so far ahead that we could easily mistake them for gods, as far as their capabilities goes.

    Nuclear weapons?! Why would they use such primitive and impractical weapons? No I'm sure would they arrive they would so totally blow our minds, capability wise it would not be funny.

  73. It depends on your current Technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are biased to consider the question in current technology terms.. we have no other view point.

    Jules Verne would have a different opinion from H.G. Wells for example, from Robert Goddard, from Einstein from Hawking.

    Currently.. interstellar would involve either a close pass by a comet or stellar system to ours.. or using a Higgs Boson like transporter to "lens" an object from one solar system to another over a gravitational wake.. more or less "riding or surfing a graviton field sling shot" so that no fuel would be required and would end up at close to zero relative velocity in a nice solar obit once they arrived. With that in mind unless we had gravity detectors.. we wouldn't notice very much.

  74. Hostile aliens would wipe us out with a plague ... by jschultz410 · · Score: 1

    We likely wouldn't even realize we were under attack until it was far too late to do anything.

  75. here you have your answer... by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 1

    Professor Donald Kessler: We know they're extremely advanced technologically, which suggests - very rightfully so - that they're peaceful. An advanced civilization, by definition, is not barbaric.

  76. Starship engines by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

    If we reject the OPs "jumping in" and assume the statement is from a person who's watched too much sci-fi, what would we see as the alien fleet arrives?

    Well, the first question is, what methods do we know of right now that could work for the alien's engines?

    There are :

                            1. Nuclear salt water or nuclear pulse (orion drive)
                            2. Fission Fragment
                            3. Fusion
                            4. Black holes
                            5. Antimatter annihilation
                            6. Some kind of sci fi method to just release the rest mass as energy in ordinary matter without the antimatter needed.

    Number 1 is some variant on a fission bomb propelling the ship. A couple percent of the speed of light, tops. Number 2 and 3 have the problem of pathetically low thrust although high isp. Black holes depends upon assumptions about a black hole that makes them movable (they have to be electrically chargeable) and constructible (you need solar system sized mass drivers to accelerate metal rods to slam into each other at a sliver below the speed of light to form the black hole). But, they are a near perfect form of engine - you feed the black hole a particle beam of ordinary matter, collected by ramscoop, and you get back gamma rays that your enormous ship reflects like a parabolic dish. Antimatter annihilation is similar to black holes except it requires you to carry all your antimatter with you, and it's immensely difficult to avoid blowing up the ship.

    Anyways, all these methods have a common factor. All of them will release a flare of gamma rays as the alien fleet decelerates. The alien fleet probably would not even use their engines except to maintain speed and slow down - they'd probably use a stream of mass accelerated pellets launched by mass drivers in their starting system to reach their cruising speed.

    Also, all these methods have the problem that they provide pathetically low acceleration. 0.1 g (1 m/s^2) at best, a tiny fraction of that at worst. Realistically, the alien fleet will be decelerating for about 10 years to centuries. We'd be able to see the gamma ray flare from this for many years if a gamma ray telescope is pointed the right way.

    As for vulnerability - they'd be immensely vulnerable upon arrival. Not to the technology we have now, but technology we could probably develop relatively rapidly. The alien ships would not have high acceleration engines able to avoid incoming fire or outmaneuver attackers because that kind of engine is too inefficient for interstellar travel. Their ship is unlikely to have anything on it more than a payload of factories and data, because the mass for weapons or engines is too much.

    Their plan would almost certainly have to involve decelerating to rest near an object with some mass in our solar system, preferably one close enough to the star so that solar energy is available. One of the various comets or asteroids would do fine. They'd eat the rocks, turning it into more equipment, and essentially regrowing all their technology and infrastructure from the actual starship seed payload.

    This is when you jump them. You need an orion drive space battlewagon to show up before the aliens eat enough rocks to build something to fight with.

  77. All you need is to drop one nasty germ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No rocks form space
    No nukes
    No lasers
    No armada
    Just a nasty virus which already have plenty off and that's all it takes to get rid of any population on a planet.

  78. Shake and bake colony anyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you can get here from somewhere you can gently nudge a big asteroid, so no big fleet just a modest size space probe with an ion drive on a big comet. Something our tech could almost do now. Mostly undetectable, big comets are only detectable when they are in the inner solar system and probes only if they are broadcasting toward earth.

    So a solid no, and a civilization ending event that looks like bad luck.

  79. Well by Subxerox · · Score: 1

    Ask the Indians how it went for them.

  80. You don't understand time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You won't see any aliens. Nor will your children. Or theirs, or theirs to the next thousands or more of generations. Why? Imagine all the grains of sand on a beach. Pick up one. That's how long we have been here compared to the universe. We have not been here long enough to even be a miniscule blip in time to have encountered aliens. All the SETI projects and their like searching for aliens is a waste of time. No pun intended. Give it a few hundred million more years.

    1. Re:You don't understand time by moeinvt · · Score: 1

      Agreed that we are not going to be getting a personal visit from alien life forms anytime soon.

      That does not mean that SETI is a waste of time however. Earthlings have been making radio broadcasts for close to 100 years. The nearest stars to Earth (apart from the sun) are only 4-5 light years away. It's also possible that intelligent life in other parts of the universe could be millions of years ahead of homo sapiens in terms of technology. Planning for a visit from aliens is a waste of time. Trying to pick up some signals emanating from elsewhere in the universe is not.

    2. Re:You don't understand time by FMtRIS · · Score: 1

      I think there is such a time that the radio signals emanating from our planet will become indistinguishable from the Cosmic Microwave Background radiation. Radio signals travel forth in a wave, spreading out, which means that there will be more square units that the signals must illuminate. So at twice the distance from the source, the signal will only one one fourth as strong and at ten times the distance, it will only be one hundredth as great. So at a few light years from Earth, the television and radio signals will become indistinguishable from the CMB. However, this is only because our radio and television waves were not intended for transmission to outer space. If someone were to build a purpose built transmitter here or on another planet, and depending on the initial strength of that transmitter, that extends the signal out to another hundred light years or so.

  81. We have a slight chance actually..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have already proved that humanity is lucky in the sense, that we have been able to detect rogue rocks flying around our solar system. Not all of them and most of the time too late to do anything about it they were lethal. I would not rule out that we have "no chance" of knowing, but its highly likely we have no chance.

    As far as invasion, typical "war tactics" which I am sure earthlings are not the first to use, would be performed. Research, scouting, and observation will have been done to our planet and our inhabitants ( I am sure this has happened already, and still is happening). The results there of, would reveal to the invaders what our weaknesses are as well as what we can do. Thus they would formulate a plan that will result in victory with little to no loss on their part. Then they can reap the planet of its valuable plastic!

    Perhaps the speculations are correct and humanity DOES have non-earthling allies or relationships, which then we could ask for help against whatever invading species is coming our way. (We can pay the allies with precious plastic).

  82. Background music by Megane · · Score: 1

    You would be able to tell because the background music would get more dramatic whenever you looked into the night sky.

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  83. kid with a telescope by WillgasM · · Score: 1

    Obviously if there were an invasion fleet looming around our planet, it would first be detected by some misanthropic kid with a telescope. That would be the easy part. Then the kid would have to convince his alcoholic, ex-Air Force father of the impending invasion. Then the father would have to swallow his pride and contact his old partner (the one who was promoted after turning in the father for doing something that was technically wrong, but was undeniably the honorable thing to do in the situation), who now just-so-happens to head a clandestine wing of the military specialized in dealing with alien invaders. Obviously.

    1. Re:kid with a telescope by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Obviously if there were an invasion fleet looming around our planet, it would first be detected by some misanthropic kid with a telescope. That would be the easy part. Then the kid would have to convince his alcoholic, ex-Air Force father of the impending invasion. Then the father would have to swallow his pride and contact his old partner (the one who was promoted after turning in the father for doing something that was technically wrong, but was undeniably the honorable thing to do in the situation), who now just-so-happens to head a clandestine wing of the military specialized in dealing with alien invaders. Obviously.

      You clearly know too much.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
  84. Facial Recognition Systems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thats the real reason for installing them, doncha know.

  85. To answer your question by hey! · · Score: 1

    We almost certainly wouldn't see the alien ships until they were in orbit, particularly if they approached from one of the solar polls rather than in the ecliptic plane (the geometric plane that contains the planets and asteroids).

    We can get radar observations from objects as far away as Saturn, *but we have to already know they're there* to observe them with radar astronomy, and they have to be quite large -- 100s of km across. Even as far away as the moon an object would have to be a km across to be caught on radar. So we don't send radar signals willy-nilly into space unless we know the object is already there. The way we detect near-Earth objects like asteroids is optically, looking for "stars" that move across photos taken in succession. But this might not detect the approaching fleet at all, even if it were approaching along the ecliptic; and if it did it's likely that we wouldn't notice for days. The system isn't designed to detect fast spacecraft maneuvering toward Earth; it's designed to detect rocks more or less traveling along with us that wander into our gravity well.

    Of course all this depends on your assumptions about the ships. If the ships were as big as the Moon, we'd notice them from a few AU away. If they emitted exhaust plumes that were bright as Jupiter, we might even see them with our naked eyes well before they reached orbit. But if they're only a few km across and not fantastically bright, chances are we wouldn't notice them until they showed up on our orbital debris tracking system. Even then we wouldn't necessarily notice right away. The system isn't a real-time early-warning system. We'd probably still be chasing down the "glitch" in our systems when the first aliens landed.

    Now I wanted to answer your question, because it raises and almighty rant in me that I just have to get out: is it too much to ask that writers of "science fiction" have a *little* science knowledge and a more-than-room-temperature IQ? For Pete's sake the energy in life forms (at least Earth ones) is solar radiation converted into chemical bonds. The notion that a spacefaring species would have to transport those chemical bonds across insterstellar distances for its *energy* needs is preposterous. The notion that this would net them any usable energy is nearly as preposterous. Would you send a log into orbit to fire a boiler?

    It's not just second string popular sci-fi that has this problem. Both the J.J. Abrams Star Trek movies show a complete lack of thinking about the geometry of space. In the last movie the Enterprise is chased across interstellar space only to be stopped 240,000 km from Earth, and they're *right by the Moon*. Yes, 240,000 km is roughly the radius of the Moon's orbit, but the chance you approached from some random direction and happened to end up right by the moon is minuscule, even if you're at the right distance. And then when they lose power they *instantly* fall *straight down* into the Earth's atmosphere.

    Yeah, I understand it's the storytelling that counts, but it matters if the scenario is just plain stupid.

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  86. Re:We'd probably detect an invading fleet quite ea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You *do* know why it's hard to see rocks in space, right?
    At the distances you're discussing, it has nothing to do with their size. It has to do with the fact that they're very nearly as cold and 'dark' as space itself. Starships wouldn't be, or their occupants would be long-since frozen. If the occupants aren't frozen, and the starships aren't brighter than the background of space in at *least* the infrared part of the spectrum, then the ships are autoclaves, and their occupants would be long-since *baked*.

    These are the three options for long-distance space travel:
    1) Use/generate so little power that your ship cools to background levels, and freeze.
    2) Insulate your ship so that it's *exterior* remains cool to background levels, and bake.
    3) Emit heat, and be easily detectable at long ranges.

  87. Because it's close by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To me the best argument against an invasion is this (not mine, of course): with all the incredible technology they would have, they would find what they need in millions best places in the galaxy. Why should they chose one little planet among billions ones, and just the rare one that's hosting life? Unless they are sadist and enjoy killing living beings, of course, but that would be a too much expensive hobby even for them, I guess...

    Well, that assumes Star Trek/Wars levels of magical glowing technology, where traveling 500 light-years is only slightly more involved than traveling 5 light-years. Suppose instead they're, say, a third of the way between Neil Armstrong and James T. Kirk. They can travel interstellar distances, but only barely. And, fuck our luck, it turns out they live within a dozen or so light-years of Earth. Maybe they didn't even seek us out, they just sent out missions to all the nearby star systems, and we were on the list.

    In other words, what if it's our dumb luck to be within a few light-years of some aliens who are just a century or two ahead of us, developmentally?

    The upside of this conjecture is that it would be much more feasible for humans to repel an invasion, if necessary. We might not be able to make a trench run at the Death Star, but shooting down nuclear weapons coming from space is something we're already working on.

  88. Their superior intellect is no match... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...for our puny weapons. I've got a board with a nail in it!

  89. No aliens would ever invade. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Earth has nothing to offer a far more advanced species. Minerals, water, etc. are far more abundant in space. Slaves need to eat and sleep so manufacturing robots would be far more efficient to make things. Proteins can be grown to provide more than enough food. We're probably not much more than a curiosity to a more advanced civilization.

  90. How big / bright do you assume their ship is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if their ship is the size of the death star, and the whole thing is covered in neon signs advertising Darth Vader Brand Prosthetics, and Axe Imperial Deoderant (for the stormtrooper looking for that sexy cadet)

    then, it's probably not hard for an amateur astronomer to happen to see it. Especially if it happens to cross near something that amateur astronomers like to look at, like planets, known bright stars, etc.

    likewise, if coming in from hyperspce triggers a small supernova worth of electro-magnetic waves, then every radio astronomy telescope on the planet, will detect them.

    OTOH, if they have a ship that is only the size of LA, and the ship isn't trying to advertise itself, (or thrusting with a really obvious plume of exhaust), then its about as likely to be seen as any near earth object. We've had a few decades of modern tech looking for those, and have found well under 10 percent. If you want to find it in the first month since the aliens appear, I'd say less than 1 percent chance.

  91. They will start monologueing by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    Obviously.

  92. extraterrestrial != alien by cultibot · · Score: 1

    A better question would be how we could detect the activities of extraterrestrials who have been visiting Earth routinely for a very long time, and whether it's even in our interest to do so.

  93. No, sorry by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    Nope it's too late - they are already here having strategically taken over Comcasts call center in a bid to drive us off the planet.

  94. I like the way Interstellar explains this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We make some discovery that unifies harvesting gravity for power but our motivation is still happiness and health. As you can tell from most alien invasions is the aliens are mean, not happy. What motivation does any life form have for dominating a universe?

  95. Virtually undetectable by jgotts · · Score: 1

    Owing to the vast distances between planets likely to have intelligent life, machines are likely the only alien things you'll ever see. Owing to the energy expense of traveling vast distances, they will likely be very tiny machines, like nanobots from science fiction. Due to the speed of light and hence radio communications, the machines won't be able to be in contact with their makers, at least without significant transmission delays; therefore, the machines will likely possess advanced intelligence on their own.

    Having said all that, we could very easily have been invaded many times over by intelligent nanobots from space. They would have been completely undetectable until maybe a few decades ago and perhaps are clever enough to continue to escape detection. Our planet is highly unexplored. We've only cataloged a tiny percentage of life. We've barely glimpsed into the deep oceans. We're also quite ignorant about the underground, as we're drilling for oil right now and have no clue what might even cause an earthquake (so we're ignorant about not just tiny things, but features gigantic enough (possibly miles in diameter) to produce earthquakes).

    In fact, the very cells in our bodies could be invaded by aliens disguised inside bacteria or viruses. How many of these bacteria and viruses have we even looked at under a microscope? We have trillions of these organisms. Imagine the power of one million compute nodes that could hide in less than 1% of our cells. And right under our noses is just one possibility among many.

    Maybe the world is like the Matrix, except the robots are tiny instead of massive with a little bit of Scientology thrown in, where our bodies have an alien presence inside of them (but not the part about stealing people's money).

  96. Ducks don't think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Beyond that, what it the point of your post?

  97. When they post on Slashdot... by Etherwalk · · Score: 2

    Any race advanced enough to travel here to invade will have capabilities way beyond anything we could hope to combat or detect. I would imagine the first sign you would have would be if you were one of the lucky ones to see half the world wiped out a few seconds before you yourself were removed from this mortal realm.

    Well, I think when they start posting on slashdot asking about the possibility of detection, that's a pretty good first sign.

  98. Biology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The earth has millions of different microbe-sized species. Many of them growing and living on and in us as well as every other creature on the planet. I can't believe an alien race won't have the same ecological setup, just different microbes. So we'll detect alien contact when new plagues sweep through some species, human, animal, plant, or otherwise. In turn, just like in Well's "War of the Worlds" some germ on earth will wipe out the alien invaders. Single celled creatures are voracious, relentless and constantly reproducing. It will be a bacteria (maybe a virus) that will escape quarantine and consume some species or many related species and cause great harm, possibly disaster and ecological collapse that will signal alien contact.

    I think that we'll find that the only safe way to communicate with any alien race will be by telecommunications. Direct, physical contact will have too much risk of unintentional infection. Likewise, trade will only be in ideas.

  99. speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    maybe those "Gamma Ray Bursts" and "supernovas" are star systems being eliminated for defying the Emperor. Just hope we're not in the queue.

  100. more like sight spot than blind spot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we can see about 1~2% of the sky with radio telescopes, etc. Most of our infrastructure is pointed back down at us.

  101. eh too hard to say. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Depends on too many different assumptions about the alien technology.
    If they were ships that had to use reaction drives when their magic FTL wasn't working, we'd notice them pretty quickly.
    Any ship big enough to be interesting would need a drive that expends enough reaction mass to move it to interesting places. MHD drives, Nuke-Thermal, big Ion engines, chemical rockets, god forbid Pulsed bombs or Valkyrie Nuclear or anti-matter annihilation torches, would be visible at 2 AU distances at least. (if you were looking in the right spot.) Most of those would also put out a good deal of EM radation or outright gamma shine which would be impossible to hide.

    If it was something small and cold, a cloud of von-neumman assemblers that never expended any reaction mass, until just before hitting our atmosphere, we could potentially never see them.

    If the aliens just wanted us gone, and had the energies required for interstellar travel, we'd be toast. A couple inert multi-ton masses of carbon fiber or iron fillings, sped up to 1/2 of C, put into the planet, would ruin the current biosphere for a good long while, and kill anyone within LOS of their reentry. Two or three dozen of them, and survival of anything on the surface, or the photosynthetic ecosystem is gone. We'd never see it coming. Pif.

  102. What make you think they will be interested in us by A+Pressbutton · · Score: 1

    Chances are they will treat us as a holiday destination, or a research station. Chances are they wont be that interested in the earth, you people are so planetist

  103. Just nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's up with this "we" shit? I plan on siding with the Aliens and telling them how tasty all you all are with a bit of Cajun seasoning! I for one welcome our alien invading overloads!

  104. That's no moon! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We would notice 1 or more extra moons!

  105. Re:We'd probably detect an invading fleet quite ea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, this may never get read, but a few problems with your post...

    - Judging from IR images of very warm planets, even hot objects aren't going to be so noticeable.
    - Angular resolution really is a bitch... you really trying to tell me that thermal radiation of an object a few hundred meters across is so extensive that we could see it as far away as the Moon?
    - Our coverage of IR is much worse than visual spectrum, because of water vapor in the atmosphere. If you gave us exact coordinates, which you wouldn't have, you probably couldn't get telescope time anywhere that could measure it. ...pretty sure there's more, but as you're AC and not modded up, and this thread has gotten pretty big, probably no point in writing more.

  106. Only three possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A) The aliens are openly hostile, either through malice or ambivalence. Here, the risk is that their actions upon discovering our planet quickly render the planet uninhabitable (either because they mine it for resources, wipe us out with a death ray, or build an interstellar bypass through our solar system). We would not win in this encounter.

    B) The aliens are openly friendly. This could mean we get uplifted, or get to open trade deals, and/or have all our worldly issues quickly resolved for the better. Maybe this is too optimistic, but I'd like to think that an advanced alien society would also have highly advanced morals which would recognize all life as having a right to live.

    C) The aliens are ambivalent or outright ignoring us. This is likely the situation we are actually in. With the Drake equation and the Fermi paradox well understood, I feel it is most likely possible that any advanced alien society that has detected us recognizes that our little world is simply not worth disturbing. Maybe we haven't met the technological level to justify meeting us, or maybe we live in the equivalent of a refuge or reserve. Or maybe the aliens that did survive have simply gotten so advanced that they would look like gods to us, and we would be ants to them. When was the last time you bothered paying attention to an ant? Or maybe you simply can't travel faster than the speed of light so no one bothers. Or maybe we're it, there are no aliens, it's just us.

    Frankly, if it indeed turns out that the Universe isn't 13.8 billion years old, and is instead actually timeless, C is the most likely to be true. 13.8 billion years is easily enough time for a society to produce the perfect moral code, so clearly more time makes C even more likely. The fact that we haven't been visited in any significant way (no spaceships with ambassadors landing on the white house lawn) points to C being the most likely reason.

  107. The aliens are allready on earth by xluap · · Score: 1

    Some alien scouts have recently landed on earth. Right now, the alien scounts are investigating the best way to invade earth. They have found 'humans', and learned that humans use something called 'internet' to ask for information.

    The aliens were detected when they submitted a question to slashdot to investigate if their invasion would be detected.

  108. Shit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...we can't even detect small asteroids approaching in the tens of thousands (or more?). How in the world do we stand a shot today of detecting aliens that are attempting to be stealthy?

  109. Re:Beam me up! by tigersha · · Score: 1

    Same reason I cringe at Star Trek battle scenes. I I was Picard (or Worf) I would just beam a big blob of plasma straight onto the enemy bridge. Or beam their warp core out. Or just beam them all straight off their ship into a holding cell. Or to the inside of a star. OR beam the enemy warp core containment into space. Why even launch a photon torpedo? Just beam it there ASAP. I could go on and on on on.

    If enemy shields is a problem just beam the photon torpedoes en masse to a point 1 second before impact on their shilds. They can't evade and you can saturate the shield with missiles until it collapses. And then go beaming away.

    A transporter beam a la Star Trek is pretty much the ultimate weapon.

    Breaking Bad has a classic piece of dialogue between Badger and Skinny Pete about this.

    http://www.cinemablend.com/tel...

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  110. Only if they were taking their time. by darkonc · · Score: 1

    It took NASA about 20 years to find 90% of NEO asteroids bigger than 1KM in diameter. and most of those more than 100M... so if The Aliens have been stalking earth for the last decade trying to match orbit, and have a ship more than 1KM in diameter, then there's a 50% chance that we've mistaken them for an asteroid.

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  111. Detecting aliens by iMactheKnife · · Score: 1

    Easy. They will not have valid credit cards.

  112. Why invade? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) There would be no reason for a species so advanced to invade us for resources. There are lots of resources in the universe.

    The only realistic reason to wipe us out is if they see us being a potential threat in the future. Which clearly, if they can space jump to us, we're a long way off being any sort of threat.

    2) If there are intelligent aliens in our neighbourhood of the galaxy we're probably already being watched. They'd probably have the technology to send micro machines to record everything we do.

    Right now there is probably a tiny machine the size of a dust particle recording what you type on your computer. It's almost certain the aliens watch you picking your nose and take samples of your farts for analysis.

  113. spotting them before they get here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spotting them first?
    Not bloody likely

    The only way we could see them before they got here is If for some reason do to how their long distance space travel is a fair bit slower than light..
    If its faster than light forget it.. Because they would be here Before the light or radio signatures got here..

    Also Unless there is something really strange like a few stories that have been written Where faster than light was found before other tech.
    they would have far superior ships and weapons to us..

    We are already to pretty advanced planes, drones, mach 4 planes, nukes, rail guns, and weaponized lasers..
    And We are No where Near getting to a double digit percentage of the sped of light..

    Think of how far we will be by the time we can do real interstellar travel...
    So Anyone that makes it here..

    Think of how far ahead they will be..

    So we best hope our luck holds a while longer..
    Seeing as no one in human history has come by that wanted to wipe us out..
    Doesn't mean no one will ever..

    Cause just like a school yard or a big city.. We can't depend on Everyone out there being friendly..

  114. Aliens evil enough to come attack us ... by macpacheco · · Score: 1

    ... Will destroy themselves centuries before they can come and kill us.
    Unless there is technology that we can only dream of today, like warp propulsion, our current physics can't provide us even with the means to power a warp drive.
    Even with the most advanced conceivable nuclear ion propulsion, coming with anything over a few dozen tons from the closest solar system is essentially inconceivable.
    If mankind decided to put together a large enough spaceship to send men to the nearest goldilock planet on another solar system would require all of earth to pool together massive resources, like decades worth of current space budget of all of earth's planets combined.
    So while it highly likely there are many planets with intelligent life in the milky way, that civilization would first have to fully unite itself before they could dream about launching a spaceship able to just visit earth. In fact should their intents be military, its far more likely they would land on Mars, and use Martian resources to increase their popullation and manufacturing resources before trying to attack us.
    Its all about understanding DeltaV, Specific Impulse and other utterly inconvenient scientific facts that make sending humans to other solar systems impossible today (hence the same challenges for the inverse trip). The rest is just Sci Fi.
    Maybe the next Einstein will revolutionize Physics like the last one and unleash practical, compact, lightweight fusion to power and solve warp drive physics to use that power.
    Take Ion thrusters. In order to be very efficient, it pushes individual little molecules at very high speeds, typically using electricity from solar panels.
    Very high ISP, but tiny thrust. That good old solar energy problem, low energy density.
    If we could increase ion thrust energy by a factor of a thousand, we would need monster energy sources to generate that kind of power, but if those are too heavy, the whole advantage of reducing the fuel used is wasted by the heavier energy source. So far there has been no viable electricity source that was light enough to replace solar cells to power an ion drive efficiently (for interplanetary level missions).
    Plus the most efficient propellants are heavy noble gasses, like Xenon and Krypton, both very hard to come by (one predictable source for them would be nuclear reactors, but solid fuel reactors make harvesting those complicated, can't drain the gasses in realtime).
    Some one will suggest plutonium 238 type nuclear thermal generators, but those only last one century, their power drops precipitously due to half life effect. It has to be a nuclear fusion / fission power source whose fuel can be stowed aboard and be good to use 10000 years later.
    Oh, and the ship must be big enough we must send families that will live and die aboard the ship. Those landing on the other side will be dozens to hundreds of generations later.

  115. HFT applied to detection and defense by jimk_9999 · · Score: 1

    HFT (High-Frequency Trading) technology applied to detection and defense: discuss amongst yourselves.

  116. don't assume that aliens are biological by decibel.places · · Score: 1

    Scientists and Philosophers at SETI believe that an alien race sufficiently advanced to visit our solar system would have evolved beyond biological life, becoming cyborg or truly artificial life. It's a logical progression from computing to AI to re-engineering their own life forms, and we are likely headed that way if we survive. I blogged about it, as evidence for my own assertion that Web 3.0 will involve a direct neural connection to the internet, a first step in melding human and artificial intelligence. Philosopher Susan Schneider has proposed that any alien race we are likely to counter are probably BISAs: Biologically-Inspired Superintelligent Agents. One reason SETI has not produced results is because we have been looking for biological life and consciousness. And what would any sane and advanced alien civilization want with our messy biological self-destructive race, and our ruined planet, anyway? I think they stay the hell away from us, like we have Ebola. I have also considered that UFOs may be time travelers, perhaps from our own future?

  117. aliens are already here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    aliens are already here. who else would promote the use of radiation = endangering all life on the entire planet just to boil water?
    look out for mandatory vaccinations too! when the exercise of free will is outlawed that IS a "take over"!

  118. Seeing what is known by FMtRIS · · Score: 1

    Since we are just beginning to appreciate the tenacity of life itself, currently we only have ourselves to look upon for some precedent regarding intelligent extraterrestrial life. At this point in developed countries' cultures much of the expenditure is on military spending. We have not progressed past our warlike tendencies. It has been suggested that, were an alien race to make themselves known to us, that they would have transcended their cultural tendency towards war expenditures and spent more time on exploration to the extent that would allow them intergalactic travel. In the ability to see other planets, Kepler, despite being hobbled by its pointing wheels, has already given four or more years of planetary data and new discoveries of planets within the habitable zone are always being found. Recently the question of what we consider to be habitable has even been revised. For closer objects, I think we could be doing better; not necessarily for flying saucers but to safeguard our planet against things such as Chelyabinsk or worse. Asteroid 2014 BA14 was discovered by an independent group in Spain by using equipment by a grant from the Planetary Society so this was no large government funding this project. The asteroid is 250 feet (45 meters) in diameter so that should give you an indication of what a small but dedicated team of researchers can accomplish. The problem with spotting near Earth objects, be they ETs or asteroids, is where they are in the sky and their composition. Looking towards the sun is not very successful and if the object is dark, space is dark as well, compounding the problem of seeing it, therefore infrared is a good way of spotting it. Mathematically, its very possible and plausible that there is life on other planets. How much is intelligent remains to be seen.

  119. We've already been invaded. by gtworld2001 · · Score: 1

    With things like a parasite that can change behavior, I'd say we've already been invaded and no, we haven't noticed it. (Toxoplasmosis is one example.)

  120. Accurate clock by tepples · · Score: 1

    Lemme guess, it didn't work because no birds. But they still would have killed for the accurate clock and camera. Show them your sextant app, and they'll show you their sex tent "app".

  121. nothing to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=nasa+tether+incident

    Tether incident unexpected electric overload. UFO during Live NASA transmission.

    Ice debris or UFOs:

    Both arguments are correct. There is both ice debris and UFOs, but they get mixed up in this clip. That is because all of them looks the same in this camera.

  122. Re:We'd probably detect an invading fleet quite ea by Henriok · · Score: 1

    The issue at hand would be to detect an invasion fleet jumping in directly to our solar system. That's be an event probably releasing extreme amounts of energy. Considering it would be a fleet, I assumed it to be ships considerably larger than 200 m across, and more than a few. The reference was sci-fi movies so I gathered Star Destroyers or Independence day, Goa'uld or V motherships, i.e. kilometers across, and perhaps hundreds of them. Just the warping in millions of tons of matter into the solar system would release a gravity wave that'd be detectable. These ships will radiate enormous amounts of IR just by being lit buy the sun, not considering spill heating from the internal environment. Their propulsion would generate exotic energies, and/or release chemicals that would radiate in turn (and be harder to cloak). And if they were to communicate by something in the EM-band, that would also be detectable too, even if they were to use very focused beams, since there'd be scattering in the interplanetary dust leaving trails (like a cloud chamber, or comet trails). and the list goes on.

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  123. Have you read Einstein? by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

    FTL is impossible, per Einstein. So yes, we know that it has to use the physics in this universe.

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