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That U2 Apple Stunt Wasn't the Disaster You Might Think It Was

journovampire writes with this interesting bit about the fallout of U2's partnership with Apple. "Remember U2's album giveway with Apple at the end of last summer? And how the world seemed to become very annoyed that its contents had been "pushed" to their devices without permission? Well, the naysayers might have been loud – but that hasn't stopped the stunt having a lasting effect on the band's popularity. That’s according to new research from retail insight experts Kantar in the US, which shows that nearly a quarter (24%) of all US music users on iOS devices in January listened to U2, nearly five months after Songs Of Innocence was released for free onto 500m iPhones across the world. In a survey of iOS users, Kantar found that more than twice the percentage of people listened to U2 in January than listened to the second-placed artist, Taylor Swift (11%)."

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  1. By accident by cygnwolf · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not actually trying to troll, I realize there will be people who claim to have listened to it 'by accident', but I have to wonder how many people actually did listen to it accidentally by hitting 'shuffle all' on their music collection?

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    1. Re:By accident by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Shit, I listened to it by accident by apparently butt 'dialing' into the music player (empty on my work phone except for the U2 album apparently) and starting the damn album.

    2. Re:By accident by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's the only music I store on my phone. Whenever my friends connect their phones to bluetooth audio in my car, the second they disconnect I hear U2 playing since that's all I have in the phone.

    3. Re:By accident by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It comes on frequently if I have nothing playing and hit the play button on my BT headset.
      Maybe its because it has such a low play count the algorithm is mistaken 'new and unplayed' for 'free and unwanted'.

    4. Re:By accident by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First of all, U2 SUCKS! Always did. And it is now what was pushed onto peoples devices, but that it was done at all. Corporations these days think that they own the devices that we PAID for! Thery think that they can do whatever the want to our devices, and that they can tell us what we can and cannot do with them. Corporations and federal, state, and local governments and agencies think that they have tie right to spy on us using our own devices, (and in many other ways as well), taking away our right to privacy.

      I call BS! No one is going to take away my rights without a fight!

      "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." Ben Franklin 1775.

  2. So what? by Enry · · Score: 1

    How does that relate to listens on Spotify/Pandora, concert attendance, or other album sales? You know, how the band actually makes money.

    1. Re:So what? by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      isn't that the same as listening to it "by accident" on the radio? so it would seem to count.

    2. Re:So what? by Noah+Haders · · Score: 2

      you think the band gave this away to all the iTunes users? More like, tim cook paid the band $$$$ and gave it away to his customers. they got paid, don't worry about that.

    3. Re:So what? by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

      I believe the concern is the long term viability of the band. Yes, on the deal, they made a profit, but it also appears to have hurt the U2 brand, which is what the complaints would be about.

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    4. Re:So what? by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      if I were them, I wouldn't be worrying about long term viability, I would be worried about cashing in so I can finally afford that island to retire to.

    5. Re:So what? by fropenn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Long term viability for a band that formed almost 40 years ago? I think they're going to be okay.

  3. Wasn't a disaster? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They just proved that even if you give their music away for free, three out of four people hate U2.

    1. Re:Wasn't a disaster? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      To be fair, pick *any* piece of music on the planet and you're likely to get a similar or worse result.

  4. Re:Capital M, please by Infiniti2000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    500 milli-....what? It's a prefix. You can't be serious that you mistook that for something other than 500 million. Even so, maybe it's just a small typo that you could ignore, much like "prety."

  5. The idea was a good one, the execution poor by gurps_npc · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Ideally what should have happened was that every person that got it for free should have had a window pop with the free offer and asking permission to download it.

    Not asking permission is theft. The playback devices are owned by their OWNERS, not the company that they connect with to download content. Pushing content onto it, rather than asking for permission to push content is stealing the playback device and using it for your own purposes.

    No one likes someone stealing my electronics, even if they add give it right back after they fiddle with it.

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    1. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      I think aside from the Slashdot crowd and like-minded folk, nobody really cared that these were pushed down. also, I don't feel strongly one way or the other if somebody steals your electronics.

    2. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by squiggleslash · · Score: 2

      I think terms like theft are a little over the top when we're talking about intentionally linking a device to a third party's download service, especially when that third party is delivering a service that barely impacts you in any negative way whatsoever.

      Honestly, I'm still baffled so many people were upset about getting a few album from a popular, well respected, rock band, simply because it found its way directly onto people's devices. It's not as if it woke you up at 3am and started playing it!

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    3. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by TapeCutter · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not asking permission is theft.

      I'm a fan of U2 and I can see how some people might consider what they did rude or presumptuous, but theft? - No, just leave the contorted 'theft' analogies to the MAAFIA. No offense intended, but they are much better at it than you are.

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    4. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by gurps_npc · · Score: 4, Interesting
      The basic problem was the mindset, technological capabilities, and trust.

      If you give me your phone for 30 seconds, I can download software on it to let me track your location anytime I want to. Other people can download software to turn on the microphone and listen in without having the phone ring.

      The only real difference between your cellphone and a spying device used to track you, listen to every word you say, is the software on it.

      Just because all they CLAIMED to download was a 'free song' doesn't mean it really was a free song.

      Doing the download indicates:

      1. The ability to treat pwn your electronics at their convenience.

      2. Weak morals, ethics and lack of respect for us such that they see nothing wrong with pwning our devices.

      This is a matter of trust - and they proved they are not trustworthy.

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    5. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by An0nymous+Coward · · Score: 0

      The playback devices are owned by their OWNERS, not the company that they connect with to download content.

      LOLOOOOLLLOLLL! You really don't understand anything about Apple do you. Consumers don't own Apple products - they use them with permission from Apple.

    6. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My own anecdotal experience runs counter to that statement. I remember being in a sociology class when the topic came up, and a good chunk of the 18-21yo crowd was PISSED that "someone put this shitty band on my phone" - even if they didn't understand the technical details. Quite a few of them seemed surprised that such a thing was even possible. Most of them were worried that it would/could happen again (one kid joked "If Britney Spears shows up on my phone I will snap it in half"). And my own girlfriend, who is no more technologically literate than the average person, was similarly upset that music suddenly appeared on her iPhone (she had both an iPhone and iPod with strictly separate roles; music was on the iPod only). She demanded that I remove it immediately. When I explained how it got there, she just added it to her list of reasons to ditch her iPhone (...and now she has an SGS5... it's a partial victory, I guess.)

      So I wouldn't say that it's only the /. crowd that cared. Phones are very personal and precious things to a lot of young people, and "violating" (in their words) them with content they don't want doesn't seem to sit well. That said, I'm sure the ADHD generation has mostly forgotten about the incident by now.

    7. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hated it because it took up my limited space on my phone (Apple sure charges an arm and leg for those upgrades!) but more than that, it took up a fair bit of time to remove it. In fact, Iirc, for some time, unlike a self purchased album, it wasn't removeable at all! That upset me the most.

    8. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The playback devices are owned by their OWNERS, not the company that they connect with to download content.

      LOLOOOOLLLOLLL! You really don't understand anything about Apple do you. Consumers don't own Apple products - they use them with permission from Apple.

      LOLOOOOLLLOLLL! You really don't understand anything about Apple do you. Consumers don't own Apple products - Apple own their consumers .

    9. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not asking permission is theft.

      Trespass, perhaps. Certainly not theft.

    10. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They stole bandwidth I pay for so...

    11. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm still baffled so many people were upset about getting a few album from a popular, well respected, rock band, simply because it found its way directly onto people's devices.

      Because having a drone fly into your bedroom uninvited to drop off their latest CD is utterly outrageous. If one considers their iPod and its contents are under the same umbrella of personal, private space, then what Apple did is equally outrageous. The principles don't change just because technology does.

    12. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's so much wrong with the FUD people are STILL, ON THIS THREAD chirping about.

      1) If you didn't have "download all purchases automatically" checked (not checked by default), then it didn't happen
      2) The spirit was truly good. They could have sent everyone an email with a promo code, but, honestly, lots of people who would have wanted it but weren't that tech-savy or busy during the window would have missed out. Lots of consideration was given to be less greedy and more generous to EXISTING customers. More often than not, something free goes viral and non-customers jump in, never intending to BE customers.
      3) But I hate U2, and they put it on my device: see #1.

      I don't particularly like how some of the things work with music on my iPhone, but I don't really see it as apple infringing by adding group art, just very very mild unintended consequences.

      As for this non-disaster and this non-article, who'd have thought that a minor technical snafu wouldn't have hurt a popular artist's standing. Though, airing Firefly out of order may have caused it to get cancelled, it didn't lower the fanbase just because Fox doesn't know how to count.

    13. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by gsslay · · Score: 2

      Yeah. Remotely downloading something onto a device belonging to someone else is exactly the same as stealing that device. Because once you've done using it, they are deprived of its use totally from that point on.

      Just like you'd stole it. This is the legal definition, you'll find it in all the legal books.

    14. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I'm still baffled so many people were upset about getting a few album from a popular, well respected, rock band, simply because it found its way directly onto people's devices. It's not as if it woke you up at 3am and started playing it!

      Well, you're looking at several phenomenon combined into one.

      First, it's Apple. Apple is newsworthy. If you need ad clicks, mention Apple. Did I mention Apple generates traffic? It's at the point where I'm sure we'll see headlines like "Apple CEO Tim Cook Scratches Butt During Keynote" soon enough.

      Second, law of big numbers. Let's say only 0.1% of people hate U2 to complain. Out of half a billion iTunes users, that's half a million people. It doesn't take much to think one of those people has a blog that's worth anything. And combined with the first, well, boom, all over the news.

      Third, well, people only really complain when they have a complaint. If 99.9% of the people liked free music, they probably won't all post "cool, free stuff!" online. No, those people who have an issue with it "oh noes, free stuff, don't want!" will post all sorts of messages about it. Combine it with the first and second, and it explodes.

      Hell, I'd expect if an error in a factory production line caused a fingerprint to be left on the screen it would be a massive national disaster. Even though one could easily just wipe the offending fingerprint off.

    15. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by fermion · · Score: 1
      iTunes users can already go and get loads of free music. This is how I was turned on to High-Fi.

      Presumably this was not good enough for U-2, so we have this intrusive method of stuffing iTunes user accounts with unwanted music. For the record I was never a U-2 fan, and now it just seems like some desperate cut rate band.

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    16. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by gnupun · · Score: 1

      It's theft of time using drive-by advertising.

    17. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm.. The automatic downloading of the content to the device is a setting. You can configure your device to automatically download any content you own or you can configure it to not download it. The new U2 album was only downloaded to your device if you configured your device to auto download. Otherwise it just showed up in your purchased music in iTunes and you had to go in and tell it to download.

      This was not theft.. Yeesh.. This was just a bunch of whiny brats losing their minds over something that was not at all a big deal. WAAAAAH! YOU GAVE ME SOMETHING! If you don't want it, ignore it.. It really is not that damn hard.

      Now all that said, I will agree that the execution was poor. What they should have done was just listed the album on iTunes for free for X amount of months and let people go "Buy" it if they wanted to and then Apple could pay them on the backend for the actual purchase price. That would have been less obtrusive, but also would have been less interesting to U2 from a marketing standpoint.

      But really I don't think it would have mattered. People would have still thrown a big fit about it because people are a bunch of self entitled dickweeds.

    18. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Data plans are not free. Someone, without permission, used that resource and caused a loss to 500 million people. That is 500 million instances of petty theft. If Apple had a black CEO, he would have been tazed and hit with 20 to life.

    19. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I'm still baffled so many people were upset about getting a few album from a popular, well respected, rock band, simply because it found its way directly onto people's devices. It's not as if it woke you up at 3am and started playing it!

      Image, instead, that Apple broke into people's houses and left a physical copy of the U2 album on dining room table. How do you think you / everyone would feel about that? While you might argue that digitally pushing the album out isn't really the same thing, it kind of is. Apple entered (violated) people's personal space w/o permission.

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    20. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Not asking permission is theft.

      I'm a fan of U2 and I can see how some people might consider what they did rude or presumptuous, but theft? - No, ...

      Not theft, but how about "breaking and entering"? Apple entered (violated) people's personal space w/o permission.

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    21. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by SydShamino · · Score: 1, Insightful

      There is a setting to select whether songs bought in iTunes are automatically downloaded to your device. That setting existed prior to the U2 debacle. I had already disabled it, and thus my device never downloaded the song.

      So really all they did was add the song to your online iTunes music collection. It was your device, under your control via a setting you had chosen (by not adjusting it from default, perhaps, but that's on you), that downloaded the song.

      Did they use bandwidth you didn't intend to use? Maybe. If you were roaming and on an expensive limited data plan then I could see a valid complaint. But they never took over your device - it acted under your misconfigured control.

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    22. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not asking permission is theft.

      I'm a fan of U2 and I can see how some people might consider what they did rude or presumptuous, but theft? - No, just leave the contorted 'theft' analogies to the MAAFIA.

      I don't find the rationale contorted at all, they took something I bought and paid for (memory and bandwidth) without my permission - the very definition of theft. What's contorted are the rationales of individuals seeking to redefine the language and thus salve their own conscience over their own thievery.

      (Posted anon because I don't want to see all the indignant adolescent nonsense that will be posted by the latter group.)

    23. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't considered "breaking and entering", anymore than someone delivering crappy advertisement ridden local papers that I don't want is "breaking and entering".

    24. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tazed? we don't taze black people, they get lead. Now if it were some white college kid then yeah we'd taze the bro.

    25. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm a fan of U2 and I can see how some people might consider what they did rude or presumptuous, but theft? - No, just leave the contorted 'theft' analogies to the MAAFIA. No offense intended, but they are much better at it than you are."

      While the original posters approach to theft was pretty weak, for all of us on limited data plans, having that shit downloaded on to our devices, causing us to either go over our data plans or make it such that we will definitely go over our data plans with just our usual data usage, causing us to incur large fees on our monthly bills as a result, it was most definitely theft. And that's what the biggest complaints about the stunt were.

      So in thanks for causing people to incur large fees on their phones for that month, the band has prospered greatly. Awesome.

    26. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Apple didn't break into a house though, they had an arrangement with you where they had the keys. It'd be more like the cleaning service (OK, I know, you don't have one, I don't either, but bear with me, the point is it's a commercial entity with permission to enter your home) coming into your home one day and leaving a U2 album, with a sticky on it saying "Thanks for being our customer - the maid", prominently on your CD shelf.

      In order to receive the music, you had to already have an arrangement that newly bought music would be automatically downloaded and installed on your iDevice. If you didn't have that enabled, no U2 album. You'd already given permission to them to "put (other) music on your iDevice", what you hadn't necessarily done was given them permission to put this specific album on it. They had a key. You gave them the key.

      Did it matter that they used it? They used it to give you a free gift. Why is this a major problem?

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    27. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      I think aside from the Slashdot crowd and like-minded folk, nobody really cared that these were pushed down. also, I don't feel strongly one way or the other if somebody steals your electronics.

      They didn't "push" it per se. It showed up in your purchased music, and you were prompted to see if you wanted to download it. I'm not a huge U2 fan, but I did download it and give it a couple of listens. It's not a bad album, but yeah, the better approach would have been to just say it was free and let the user decide.

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    28. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they took something I bought and paid for (memory and bandwidth) without my permission - the very definition of theft
       
      I wonder if I said such a thing during a **AA conversation if I'd be upmodded or downmodded with shouts of "It's just teh Bitz dat were koppeed!!!1111!!!!"?

    29. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. Remotely downloading something onto a device belonging to someone else is exactly the same as stealing that device. Because once you've done using it, they are deprived of its use totally from that point on.

      Just like you'd stole it. This is the legal definition, you'll find it in all the legal books.

      It depends on the interpretation. The interpretation can only be theft after a legal battle. Who would want to battle Apple with is enormous amount of cash in courtroom over such a 'minor' thing?

    30. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Not theft, but how about "breaking and entering"? Apple entered (violated) people's personal space w/o permission."

      Windows comes with some default backgrounds. It also has a couple of demonstration songs. Is that Microsoft breaking and entering?

      How is it different having the content as part of the OS image that is distributed, vs downloading it afterwards?

      Sure, in the download case there is bandwidth use that potentially must be paid for, but taking up space on the device is no different than any other content that comes with an OS, or worse shovelware. Do you accuse laptop makers of "breaking and entering" into your laptop when it comes with shovelware?

    31. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Does the iTunes Terms of Service, to which users presumably agreed, specify that Apple may add (or remove) things to (from) your device that you did not request and/or w/o your specific consent? If so, then your analogy holds (at least technically) else it doesn't.

      I suspect that people got bent out of shape because either Apple wasn't really allowed to do this sort of thing, or people didn't realize Apple actually was allowed to.

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    32. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      Did it matter that they used it? They used it to give you a free gift. Why is this a major problem?

      Yeah, just like when your dog leaves you a "gift" on your favorite rug. Why is this a major problem?

      It's been a long time since people who have never heard of U2 before wanted to hear U2. A long, long time.

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    33. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      1) If you didn't have "download all purchases automatically" checked (not checked by default), then it didn't happen

      I want my phone to download MY purchases automatically. What this stunt did is it reduced the value of that option. What should have been put in place was a free voucher for U2 on iTunes. But then, the album wouldn't have found its way onto everyone's phone, reducing its value as an advertisement. That's what spam marketers found out long ago -- it's fine to push their spam to 95% percent of the people who didn't want it as long as they can get a payoff from that 5%. The 5% may like the product being sold, the annoyance from the others is worth it to the person trying to push his product. Not so much for the other 95% though.

      They could have sent everyone an email with a promo code, but, honestly, lots of people who would have wanted it but weren't that tech-savy or busy during the window would have missed out. Lots of consideration was given to be less greedy and more generous to EXISTING customers.

      And you prove my point above. Yes, the incredible generosity Apple showed using my phone as an advertising platform. Boy, I should just be so thankful that they're pushing that to my phone.

      2) The spirit was truly good.

      I don't give a shit. That's not even the point.

      Though, airing Firefly out of order may have caused it to get cancelled, it didn't lower the fanbase just because Fox doesn't know how to count

      I really enjoyed Firefly. Sad it got cancelled. Have mixed feelings about how the film wrapped things up. However, I don't think airing it out of order killed it. I think fans like to tell themselves that so they could blame "dumb executives" rather than the series itself, which was expensive, quirky, and just not mainstream enough to get the sort of audience for it to pay for itself.

    34. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that my analogous hypothetical contract with my cleaning service doesn't include a clause about being allowed to deliver an unsolicited U2 CD, but nonetheless if they did it I wouldn't be upset in the way the other people on this thread are being.

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    35. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wife has never downloaded anything from iTunes, yet the U2 album exists on her iPad. She jumped through the hoops to delete it last fall, again around Christmas, and it showed up again last weekend.

    36. Re:The idea was a good one, the execution poor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Personal space". What a nice buzz word. Did someone rape you?

  6. Damnit... by scubamage · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ok, so fast lesson in behavioral psychology. If someone performs a bad behavior and you reward them, they will perform the same behavior again. Rewarding bad behavior is not how we stop this shit from happening, in fact it does the exact opposite.

    1. Re:Damnit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It means dick all if some marketing guy can find any stat that shows GREAT SUCCESS and throw that on the CEO's desk

      Clearly foisting unwanted content to people on their dime is a GOOD idea because.... look how many times people listened to it!

      Well we don't know they did so consciously or even enjoyed it but err uhh...

    2. Re:Damnit... by houghi · · Score: 1

      You mean like electing a new party every few years to 'punish' the old one?

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    3. Re:Damnit... by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      ^this times a million.
      Really, as if we needed more proof that the majority of humanity (never including us, of course) are just vapid, moronic sheep, driven by impulse and entirely unable to understand long-term cause effect or act for their own good.

      Maybe the Democrats/Republicans are right, and we should just let them in Washington think for the rest of us. I mean, could it be worse than us doing it ourselves?

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    4. Re:Damnit... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      I think you mean a nearly identical new party that can continue the same bad policy while blaming the other identical old party.

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    5. Re:Damnit... by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      You mean like electing a new party every few years to 'punish' the old one?

      If only it was actually a new party..

  7. Flawed Statistics by pollarda · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I am one of those who listened to U2 thanks to Apple as recent as last week. Why? Well when I click my microphone switch (on the headphones) to hang up a call, if I don't do it just right in comes ITunes and starts playing U2. Or my phone will occasionally "pocket dial" the music app and it will start playing U2. If I could delete or turn off the music app, I would. (Actually if I bury it in a directory on an unused page, I'm sure that would help.). So the statistics really needs to be those who listened to U2 willingly vs those who didn't.

    1. Re:Flawed Statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Maybe it assumes those who didn't want the album could RTFM and not be bothered by its presence in their library?

      https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT201396

    2. Re:Flawed Statistics by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Uh.. yeah.. they should really be accounting for that.

      Seriously, if you think this makes the statistics "flawed"... then you don't know anything about statistics.

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    3. Re:Flawed Statistics by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      Why in particular would it play U2? It ought to play whatever you were last listening to. It's not going to choose U2 (or anything else) on its own.

    4. Re: Flawed Statistics by pollarda · · Score: 3, Funny

      Simple: I don't listen to music with my IPhone. If I do I stream it (from KISW in Seattle) using their own app. Given that, the only thing loaded is U2.

    5. Re:Flawed Statistics by kelarius · · Score: 0

      Uh.. yeah.. they should really be accounting for that.

      Seriously, if you think this makes the statistics "flawed"... then you don't know anything about statistics.

      Would you care to expand upon that statement at all? Are you implying that the research firm would know better and account for accidental plays or are you being sarcastic?

      Let do some analysis here though:

      1. "shows that nearly a quarter (24%) of all US music users on iOS devices in January listened to U2"

        Could we get some delta on this? Is this an abnormal amount (what was it before the album release)? Does this account for the many users that just stick their iOS device on Shuffle?

      2. "Kantar’s survey showed that nearly every iOS device user who listened to U2 in January 2015 – 95% – played at least one track from Songs Of Innocence."

        Ok, so again, iOS users just set it to play U2, it will play songs from that album most likely at SOME point.

      Really statistics like this would be poisoned due to the nature of how the album was pushed out to ALL users in the first place. This would be like trying to determine the number of AIDS victims in Africa by polling only the patients at an AIDS clinic, almost everyone has this album, most users can't be bothered to remove something from their lists, and most users just shuffle when they play. None of these were accounted for as far as I can tell, so why should we believe anything about this study at all?

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    6. Re:Flawed Statistics by greenbird · · Score: 1

      Seriously, if you think this makes the statistics "flawed"... then you don't know anything about statistics.

      It doesn't make the statistics flawed. It makes the conclusion flawed.

      The more churches there are per square mile the more crime there is per square mile, ergo churches cause crime.

      Statistics are numbers. They don't lie. It's the people twisting conclusions from them that are the liers.

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    7. Re:Flawed Statistics by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      Accidental plays don't render the statistics useless.

      First, they are outliers.

      Second, OTHER songs will ALSO get "boosted" from accidental plays.

      Basically, anecdotes are not data.

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  8. This couldn't have anything to do with... by HBI · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Taylor Swift sucking and U2 having been passable back in the 80s, does it?

    I mean, one of the filler tracks on War is better than anything she has ever recorded.

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    1. Re: This couldn't have anything to do with... by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Not at all. This is about 1st vs 2nd place. If the ranking was that quality dependant, she would be the second greatest, or thegreatest current, and U2 the greatest ever, with age not fading that.

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    2. Re: This couldn't have anything to do with... by HBI · · Score: 2

      Are you serious? I admit she has a great body, but she isn't much of a singer by historical standards. I understand that in this age of autotune and singing through flangers, this may not be immediately obvious. there's really no one better currently?!?

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    3. Re: This couldn't have anything to do with... by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      sure, if you consider this side of fucking starving "a great body". Personally, I'd refer her to a clinic for eating disorders and start dripfeeding her on hamburgers. If you can see your own RIBCAGE you're fucking UNDERWEIGHT.

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    4. Re: This couldn't have anything to do with... by HBI · · Score: 1

      Agreed. :-)

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    5. Re:This couldn't have anything to do with... by JeffOwl · · Score: 1

      Or that U2 was free and they would have had to pay for Taylor Swift?

    6. Re: This couldn't have anything to do with... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I'd refer her to a clinic for eating disorders ....

      I'd refer her to my bedroom, and give her a forced diet of extra large salami, five meals daily.

    7. Re: This couldn't have anything to do with... by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      you'd split her in half, you fool. I refer to hold something I can *see*.

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    8. Re: This couldn't have anything to do with... by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      *prefer. I think the battery in my keyboard's going...

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    9. Re: This couldn't have anything to do with... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great body? She looks like a praying mantis on stilts!

    10. Re: This couldn't have anything to do with... by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I was reading the reasoning that OP proposed for U2s popularity is the relative quality.

      I say that's poor reasoning because it would imply TS is number two, and U2 is the absolute all time greatest, and the only hand popular enough to overwhelm current pop. That seems quite unlikely to me.

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    11. Re:This couldn't have anything to do with... by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      I think the new TS album is pretty good.

    12. Re: This couldn't have anything to do with... by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      A great body if you're a twelve year old boy. And Taylor Swift can sing, and write. I'm not a big fan personally, but I can see how she has a gift for writing and performing catchy pop tunes. It's a whole world better musically than the likes of One Direction and Bieber.

    13. Re: This couldn't have anything to do with... by HBI · · Score: 1

      Sorry dude, i'm 45 and I would hit that. I don't like the stick figures exclusively but I am not throwing her out of bed.

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    14. Re: This couldn't have anything to do with... by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I think you misunderstood me, and then I replied to myself because mobile is a pita.

      http://slashdot.org/comments.p...

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  9. I listened, BY ACCIDENT!!! by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I was clicking on it over and over in different ways in an attempt to erase it. So yes I listened to that song way more than taylor swift or pretty much any other song.

    1. Re:I listened, BY ACCIDENT!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, you were -double clicking- it many many many times over and over again? Just click on it once or right click on it.
      Or... the best idea yet, look it up online.

    2. Re:I listened, BY ACCIDENT!!! by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Swipe left on the songs to bring up the delete button. Be careful not to do this on a song that is currently playing or it can get stuck on your phone.

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    3. Re:I listened, BY ACCIDENT!!! by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 1

      Ah, but then it will just reappear. You have to go to some other spot and delete the album from your account. If I understand correctly Apple put out a U2 removal tool; like it was a virus or something.

  10. Complaining on the Internet, Makes you feel good by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    Sure you complain on the internet, you join a group of others doing the same thing, you feel like you are part of some grand movement... However you just some whispers in the wind.
    In short you may get some media notice, But if the grand scheme comes down to the hard numbers.

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    If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
  11. What about shuffle? by Fishchip · · Score: 4, Insightful

    U2, sitting innocuously near the bottom of your Artist list, it always syncs and whenever it comes up on random you're reminded yet again to go sort that shit out, but you always forget. And the cycle continues.

    1. Re:What about shuffle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of you could just delete it and stop being such a twat.
       
      Everything about this shows just how petty first world problems have become.

    2. Re:What about shuffle? by Yebyen · · Score: 4, Informative

      Did you know you actually have to follow special instructions just to remove this one "Gift" album, since it registers as a purchase in your iTunes library? You can't just delete it as you suggested.

      https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT201396

      Similar to how you have to opt-out of iMessage when you quit having an iPhone through some obscure form on Apple's website, I can tell you I have actually heard people tell the story of how frustrating it is to "lose all of your messages" when giving up your iPhone. Every time you have an expectation of regular people to perform some minimally technical menial task, be prepared for 90% or more of those people to give up and fall off the edge of the funnel instead. This is not even a discussion of "the intelligence of Apple's targeted market segment."

      You already know how that conversation ends, every time. "I just gave up and got another iPhone." And... wait for it... Apple's scheme really works! They (lusers) never ever connect it on their own as being "something bad/anti-competitive that Apple did," and something that Apple ostensibly should be punished for (with market forces moving away.) Network effect = gravity. Seems that Apple is well past the critical mass.

      https://selfsolve.apple.com/deregister-imessage

      That page honestly could not be any simpler or easier to find, but I don't know anyone who can say they actually used it. Most people won't even connect the dots for the first two weeks and realize they are not receiving iMessage or any messages from any of their friends with iPhones anymore. If they can even find someone who will explain it to them, they will usually just hear "bad user, should have stayed loyal to Apple; Apple good, new phone problem."

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    3. Re:What about shuffle? by Holi · · Score: 1

      Except these pages were in response to the outrage, they were after the fact pseudo fixes.

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    4. Re:What about shuffle? by Yebyen · · Score: 1

      Yes, they are pseudo fixes, because Apple won't fix what works. They love this "outrage." It is entirely on purpose. 100% agree.

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    5. Re:What about shuffle? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      U2, sitting innocuously near the bottom of your Artist list, it always syncs and whenever it comes up on random you're reminded yet again to go sort that shit out, but you always forget. And the cycle continues.

      ... It deletes like everything else in iTunes, if you mean take it out of the iCloud list ... You click the X on it in the iCloud list ... Just like everything else.

      Other than it being added to your account without consent, it's no different than anything else

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  12. Re:Oh just stop already by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    Legendary 1980's Christian rock band beat the current pop queen at her own game, deal with it, and then get off my lawn.

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  13. Lasting effect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, it had a lasting effect: it made me hate them even more, the arrogant pretentious bastards...

    1. Re:Lasting effect? by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 1

      Apple or U2? {rimshot}

      Try the veal, folks, I'll be here all week!

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  14. Parents curse: by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "I love you, and I hope your own children treat you in the same way you have treated me".

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    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
  15. Mildly annoyed ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

    I remember the world being surprised to mildly annoyed at best, surprised in the "did they (Apple) really do that, seems rude not to ask" sense. Very annoyed was definitely a minority. And of course those thinking it rude and those mildly annoyed included folks who had purchased U2 albums in the past, including the distant past. Those not interested at all seemed to delete it and calmly share sentiments such as "I hope Apple doesn't make a habit of this", a bit short of very annoyed.

    So no, its not surprising that a lot of people listened to the album once they found it on their device, despite its "rude" delivery.

  16. In the days of radio... by jeff.boehmer · · Score: 3

    Yep, in the grand old days of radio when they played vinyl records over the air this type of behavior was known as "Payola". It was considered bad, if not outright illegal. But hey, if you enjoy having Apple decide what you are going to listen to you can save your precious brain power for important things like picking which Starbucks you're going to drink your flat white at. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P...

    1. Re:In the days of radio... by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      The day after the payola scandal ended they invented the job 'program director'.

      Because payola laws prevent DJs from accepting money from record companies. They say nothing about program directors accepting bribes.

      These days all clear channel stations have one program director. Simplifies the bribery.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    2. Re:In the days of radio... by gsslay · · Score: 1

      Back in the grand old days of radio when they played vinyl records over the air, bands were pushing their music onto my radio all the time. With the collusion of the radio station! And it totally locked up the radio for a good three or four minutes at a time. And it wasn't illegal! But hey, if you enjoy having some radio station decide what you are going to listen to ...

      If only there had been some way of not listening to those records, and apparently some people are still forced to listen to music they don't like. You'd think they'd have solved this problem in these modern times.

    3. Re:In the days of radio... by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      Grand old days? I worked in radio in the 90's when it was digital and this was still going on then. Slightly different MO, but same pay for play concepts.

    4. Re:In the days of radio... by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      And it totally locked up the radio for a good three or four minutes at a time.

      Didn't your radio have a dial?

    5. Re:In the days of radio... by gsslay · · Score: 1

      I think that was my point. Just like iTunes has a selection and a delete button.

  17. Re:Oh just stop already by BreakBad · · Score: 1

    Bono will always be #2 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M...

  18. Re:Capital M, please by bondsbw · · Score: 1

    No, you're wrong.

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  19. Re:Capital M, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    People with an IQ know that 500M = 500 Million. 500m = 0.500

    Wow, a whole IQ?

  20. You didn't complain enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So now Apple has your implied permission to do it again.

  21. Compulsive disorder not high IQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    People with an IQ know that 500M = 500 Million. 500m = 0.500 Everyone else are low IQ losers and what is wrong with the world.

    Actually the low IQ losers are the ones who read things in an absolute sense. Those with higher IQs are more interpretive and use context and are more tolerant of minor capitalization typos.

    Getting all upset over the mis-capitalization is more a sign of some degree of compulsive disorder than high IQ.

    1. Re:Compulsive disorder not high IQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      minor capitalization typos

      You had me there. :)

  22. Re:Oh just stop already by grimmjeeper · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They were good in the early years but haven't put out a good album since 1984.

  23. Re:Oh just stop already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because most people are idiots with no taste or refinement. Remember, we live in a world where most people would rather listen to Bieber rather than Mozart.

  24. U2 used to be good, back in the 80s. Now U2 sucks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And no amount of public relations stunts is going to change that.

    U2 used to rage against authority. Now they cozy up to it. And that
    is one reason they suck now. The other reason is that their music is
    overproduced and too slick, and Paul Hewson ( AKA a douche who pretends his name is
    Bono and wears blue glasses ) is too wrapped up in his own fame.

    By the way the Slashdot site remake is a pathetic failure. It doesn't render correctly on ANY
    of the browsers I use. You idiots could fuck up a wet dream.

  25. Re:Capital M, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cut him some slack, this used to be "News for Nerds". And "Stuff that matters", but that's a different story.

  26. Re:Oh just stop already by hey! · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Music, like sex, is a young person's affair. Just drop it after 40, nobody wants to hear it, and no one wants to think about it.

    Hey kids! Old guy here dropping in just to let you know that contrary to what AC claims, you'll still like sex and music even when you're over fifty. You just won't be staying up late to enjoy them.

    Since I'm here I might as well give you a heads up on some of the things that will change. On the sex front, expect your standards for what is "hot enough to do" to fall straight through the floor. I know this sounds awful to you now, but trust me on this, you've got hold of the wrong end of that stick.

    On the music front, at a certain age most people stop being interested in listening anything new. However that age isn't 40; it's more like 22. And notice I said "most". If you make it to, say 26 years old and are still listening to new music, you'll still be doing that at 50.

    And same goes for being a miserable person. I know the stereotype is that older people are miserable, but trust me, most miserable older people were miserable young people. They just let it out more, because as you get older you have fewer inhibitions (see the point about sex above).

    Anyhow, thought I'd let you know that getting older isn't bad at all, and it sure as hell beats the alternative.

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  27. Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    U2: the band of hipster dufuses.

  28. Measure badly, get bad measurements. by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

    I don't know how we're supposed to draw inferences about popularity based on giving things away for free. You want to compare an artist that gave an album for free to 500 million people (prompting an outcry from people who didn't want it) to one where people actually had to deliberately buy her music. Shockingly, people listen to things that are free. I listen to free music on the radio and on Pandora, but that doesn't mean I necessarily like it that much. Sometimes the criteria for leaving it on is just it being acceptable enough that changing it isn't more important than whatever else I'm doing.

    1. Re:Measure badly, get bad measurements. by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Sometimes the criteria for leaving it on is just it being acceptable enough that changing it isn't more important than whatever else I'm doing.

      This is the part of the entire streaming service payout values which artists appear to entirely ignore. Many of my singer/songwriter friends complain about the value of a stream relative to a permanent digital download or CD track cost (50:1 to 400:1 depending on the service and the analysis) as if a "listen" is someone enjoying the track as their primary activity. I suspect it often is neither.

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  29. The root problem was the album wasn't wanted.... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1
    The root problem was that many, many people did not want the album pushed to their devices.

    .
    Of course there are going to be more people listening to the album, whether by accident or intent. The album resides on more devices. For all we know, cats could be listening to it (and if you search youtube, you'll probably find a video of a cat listening to the album).

    In order to determine whether or not the stunt was actually a success, you need to look at the future U2 sales increase or decrease vs. the negative effects of the backlash.

    The cited survey does none of that.

  30. Re:Oh just stop already by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 2, Funny

    It depends - is it the sound of Beiber choking to death on a ham sandwich? (RIP Mama Cass, yes, I know the ham sandwich is an urban legend, but the media never let the facts get in the way of a good story :-)

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  31. where did they do the survey?? Sandy Hook? by ihtoit · · Score: 1, Funny

    Taylor fucking Swift?? Come on! That is so Middle America Teen Pop bullshit!

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  32. The real issue is by monkeyxpress · · Score: 5, Interesting

    that U2 live in the past. Joshua Tree, Boy, and even Zooropa were great albums, because they spoke to a specific time and place. I'm not a huge fan of their music, but I can certainly appreciate what they brought to pop music at the time. For that reason I'll listen to them every now and again.

    But this latest Apple album is just an attempt to re-do Joshua Tree. I mean, if the Edge started playing the Keytar and succeeded in making it cool, or Bono stopped writing songs with abstract lyrics, that could be new and interesting. But if people want to listen to Joshua tree, everyone can listen to Joshua tree.

    The best classics are classics because they encompass a specific time and place. U2 had their time and place, did it really well, and now they either need to do something completely new (at the risk of their legacy), or go enjoy their royalty cheques for the rest of their lives, doing reunion shows whenever Bono needs a new private jet.

    1. Re:The real issue is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      U2 is gay. Always was, always will be, and you're gay for liking any aspect of them in even the smallest way. Now head over to Tim Cook's house. You're next in line to suck his dick.

  33. Re:Oh just stop already by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Hey, since when is 50 old? I hear 70 is the new 50, and soon it's be 80.

    Also, classic rock never gets old - your kids will be listening to the same songs (at least until they find out you grew up with those songs).

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  34. Re:U2 used to be good, back in the 80s. Now U2 suc by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

    When? All I remember was a standard pro 'authorities need to do something' line. Never once 'authorities have too much power'.

    They always sucked.

    --
    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  35. Re:The root problem was the album wasn't wanted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cat listens to U2:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5LEG3uEKTs

  36. I-IV-V posers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having that group that is named after a US Spy plane or the texting version of "You Too" - whatever - next to my Wynton Marsalis albums shows me one of the many things that is wrong with the World.

    Like, marketable mediocrity is rewarded vastly more than virtuosity. And it's not just music either: the tech industry is just as bad.

  37. Re:Capital M, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Those of us in reality know that in that very common usage context, the "m" isn't an SI prefix, and it would be actually more confusing if we started pretending it was by using a capital "M". If you wouldn't write "million" with a capital first letter, then you don't use a capital when abbreviating it, and that's what that "m" is.

  38. Oh yeah I listened to U2 in January by chispito · · Score: 1

    I played Joshua Tree a few times, and then listened to some Achtung Baby. Their newer music is good, it's just not my thing. Also, I don't have an i-device so I don't know why I'm posting.

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    1. Re:Oh yeah I listened to U2 in January by halivar · · Score: 1

      Personally, I thought Songs of Innocence was a return to form for U2, and thus more enjoyable for me than their 90's work, which was mostly, IMHO, dreck.

  39. It doesn't matter by ckatko · · Score: 1

    They don't realize that even if they drew some people in, they did PR damage to the rest of the populace. And THOSE future buyers are MORE inclined to never U2 album. They have destroyed part of their possible market place.

    This is like in politics where you do something insane to get more die-hard conservatives on your side, but you alienate both the democrats and more importantly, the moderates! You've damaged your ability to attract more sales in the future, by playing dirty to get sales in the present.

    1. Re:It doesn't matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. I'm expecting they thought people would do the rational thing and just delete it instead of acting like it was some kind of infringements on their rights as human beings.
       
      But given that you've likened this to political dickering which has a very real effect on the lives of those it touches I can see you have no sense of perspective.

  40. Re:This is a reflection of the aging Apple demogra by Penguinisto · · Score: 5, Insightful

    c. U2 is a "dad band", in that it really only appeals to people who are in the 40+ age bracket. This also happens to be what iDevices are increasingly seen as "dad-tech", something your dad tells you is the "best choice for everything" which you know is obviously wrong but fuck it, you'll take the free phone anyway since he's paying for it.

    As one of those folks in the 40+ age bracket...

    1) Back when us old farts were teenagers, U2 was considered somewhat revolutionary (and in a way they were). The music itself? Compared to the mass of dreck we had thrust upon our ears via radio in the 1980s? It wasn't half bad, but there was better out there (you just had to really go look for the good shit, in an age where the HTTP protocol didn't exist and the Internet was unknown to 99.99999% of the planet. This meant buying a shitload of blank cassettes, a wide circle of friends, and having a boom box with cassette-to-cassette recording capability.)

    2) I once felt the same way towards my old man's 60's/70's Psychedelic/ProgRock collection (played on reel-to-reel no less!) that you feel towards a 1980's has-been band. However, my ears, like the rest of me, grew up - I inherited his collection, and after a cursory listen-through, am ripping the hell out of some of those reels to the audio-in on my home desktop machine (Thank Heavens for Audacity on Linux...) Good news, though! Old stuff, new stuff, in-between stuff... it doesn't matter to me any more; I find good stuff in every era, to the point where I have 78 RPM 'vinyl' with stuff I've ripped to FLAC. Mind you, I'm typing this as some rather kickass German industrial rock is pumping into my headset. Before that, The Temptations' Power was playing. Jazz musicians call it the act of having 'Big Ears', where you find and love good music from practically every genre. Someday, you'll get that too.

    3) One fine day, *your* kids will point at your current favorite tech and laugh their asses off, as surely as I once laughed my ass off at inheriting my parents' old Amstrad 2286 (complete with maths co-processor!) and its dot-matrix printer... in 1997. Deny it all you want, I don't mind... I know different. ;)

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  41. Re:Oh just stop already by Andrewkov · · Score: 3, Funny

    On the sex front, expect your standards for what is "hot enough to do" to fall straight through the floor.

    If this is true for women as well, then great news for the Slashdot crowd! Don't give up hope just yet, guys!

  42. Re:This is a reflection of the aging Apple demogra by Viol8 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most people when they're young are rather tribal about their musical tastes as they see it as significantly defining them, no only as who they are but as who they're not.

    However once we grow up and become full rounded adults then music simply becomes another form of media entertainment and we no longer limit ourselves to metal/rap/r&b/whatever but listen to anything we like.

    And thats a good thing.

  43. Re:Oh just stop already by deadweight · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you can make it to the retirement home, women outnumber men by quite a bit. It might take 70 years, but you will finally get some.

  44. Re:Oh just stop already by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

    I'm over 40, still go to concerts, and listen to new music. I might be a special case since studied music, play piano, and strings {not a lot any more you know job etc..}. My brother is in a band {indie type label} sometimes they will play with a big name band or just popular indie and I get to meet them this makes concerts much more fun.

  45. Re:Capital M, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, your wrong.

  46. Statistics by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

    Be careful, this was worded to make it seem bigger than it really is.

    new research from retail insight experts Kantar in the US, which shows that nearly a quarter (24%) of all US music users on iOS devices in January listened to U2, nearly five months after Songs Of Innocence was released for free onto 500m iPhones across the world.

    So, this was pushed on 500 million iOS devices (the iPad and iPod touch still exist) worldwide but 24% of U.S.A. iOS users listened to it. That doesn't equal 125 million people listening to U2.

  47. Re:Oh just stop already by boristdog · · Score: 2

    you'll still like sex and music even when you're over fifty. You just won't be staying up late to enjoy them.

    You need to tell my wife that bit about staying up late. She likes to keep me up until 3 am having sex. I am tired all the next day.

    Women in their fifties are amazing sex machines.

  48. Re:Oh just stop already by hey! · · Score: 3, Informative

    Take your age and multiply by 3/2 . In most cases that'll be close to the line where you think of someone as "old".

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  49. Re:Capital M, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yours is the 'science' of pedantry. You must be the chief snob.

  50. How do they know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can they know what people are actually listening to on their private devices?

    1. Re:How do they know by Holi · · Score: 1

      That is the question, and probably warrants more outrage then the U2 album debacle.

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  51. Re:Capital M, please by azav · · Score: 1

    In any case, it's an error. Fix it.

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  52. Re:Oh just stop already by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 2

    " On the sex front, expect your standards for what is "hot enough to do" to fall straight through the floor."

    As a fellow chrono-American, let me add that you dating ritual will eventually include the early bird special.

  53. I never thought it was a disaster. by LWATCDR · · Score: 0

    Really a free album from a band that everyone has heard of and has had decades of hits?
    How dare you.
    It was only the "cool" kids that complained. Most people didn't care or thought it was a good thing.

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    1. Re:I never thought it was a disaster. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Really a free album from a band that everyone has heard of and has had decades of hits?

      Ah yes. The appeal to popularity.

      How dare you.

      To people who listen to music, it's like pushing Justin Bieber to my device. They're just as relevant, and for the same reasons.

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    2. Re:I never thought it was a disaster. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Ahh the cool kids speaks.
      Delete it and go your merry way.

      BTW popular == relevant. Does not mean great but it does mean that it is relevant to a large number of people.
      I am not sure that Justin Beber is popular to as large of a segment that buys IOS devices as U2 but if so then yes the majority of people would be happy with it.
      In other words... You don't like it then delete it.

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  54. Was this a good measure? by JohnFen · · Score: 1

    Personally, the U2 thing demonstrated to me that I can't trust iTunes (and therefore Apple) very much, and so it is a good reason to avoid purchasing devices that need to use it. Whether or not people actually listened to the songs does not measure whether or not this was a good thing for Apple to do.

    1. Re:Was this a good measure? by Holi · · Score: 2

      I think the fact they are getting information on what songs people play should be the real outrage, but hey that's just me.

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    2. Re:Was this a good measure? by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      I think that's not as outrageous because that fact isn't exactly a secret. Everyone knows that they're signing up for that when they use iTunes. People who find it outrageous simply don't use iTunes in the first place.

  55. Re:Oh just stop already by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

    Since I'm here I might as well give you a heads up on some of the things that will change. On the sex front, expect your standards for what is "hot enough to do" to fall straight through the floor. I know this sounds awful to you now, but trust me on this, you've got hold of the wrong end of that stick.

    Not sure why you're saying this.

    I've gotten quite a bit older and my standards for what I will fuck certainly haven't dropped?!?!

    Sure, the women are a bit older than before, but they still have to be good looking enough for me....well kept, not fat, and not old looking or acting. The one nice thing about older ladies, is that you don't have to generally worry about them having young kids to get in the way. If they do have kids, they are usually of the age of just about to leave the house, so you don't have to put up with them, or the father of them really.

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  56. Re:Oh just stop already by Bruinwar · · Score: 4, Funny

    It depends - is it the sound of Beiber choking to death on a ham sandwich? (RIP Mama Cass, yes, I know the ham sandwich is an urban legend, but the media never let the facts get in the way of a good story :-)

    If Mama Cass has just split that sandwich with Karen Carpenter, they both could be alive today.

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  57. Re:Free Music by JohnFen · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why people are mystified that this upset so many people. Playlists and music collections are personal, and so it's an intrusion to have someone else come in and unilaterally modify them. They should have asked permission.

    It has nothing to do with the specific music involved, although U2's comments about this did make me dislike U2 as a business entity.

  58. Re:Oh just stop already by hey! · · Score: 4, Funny

    The effect may be correlated with having a sense of humor.

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  59. Re:Oh just stop already by JohnFen · · Score: 2

    Hey kids! Old guy here dropping in just to let you know that contrary to what AC claims, you'll still like sex and music even when you're over fifty. You just won't be staying up late to enjoy them.

    Indeed, except even the "won't be staying up late" is going to far. I stay up late often to enjoy them. Sometimes all night. Here's a secret that might surprise the younger set: sex (and music) is much better at this age than when younger. A friend of mine summed it up nicely: "I really savor and enjoy sex a lot more now that it isn't the constant fucking emergency that it is when you're young."

  60. Re:Free Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) It took my metered net to download (both home and cell)
    2) It took space on my usually full device to store
    3) until they released a removal tool, it was impossible to get rid of
    4) The proposed solution (before the removal tool) was to disable auto-downloads of purchases. I want my *purchases* to auto download because I want what I bought. I do not want a PoS album by some half-baked has-beens to auto download.

    They should have just made it free and sent out an iMessage about it being free. Then the 3% of people who cared would have had it and no one else would have been annoyed.

  61. Re:The root problem was the album wasn't wanted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any negative effects this has are probably completely negated by getting their music to people that otherwise wouldn't have listened. If consumers are upset at anybody it would probably be Apple and it's not like their sales have plummeted since this.

  62. Re:Oh just stop already by Parafilmus · · Score: 2

    Music, like sex, is a young person's affair. Just drop it after 40, nobody wants to hear it, and no one wants to think about it.

    Meanwhile, in the real world, the public demonstrates an insatiable demand for Milf porn and new Iron Maiden albums.

  63. I love the new U2 album. Seriously. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love the new U2 album. Seriously. Very happy to have received it for free. Some great songs there.

  64. Now *MY* music library is at risk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So this was a "success". Does this mean that I can look forward to culling whatever crap that Mr. Deep Pockets has paid Apple to push to my device? Free shit is still shit.

  65. Re:Oh just stop already by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    It depends - is it the sound of Beiber choking to death on a ham sandwich? (RIP Mama Cass, yes, I know the ham sandwich is an urban legend, but the media never let the facts get in the way of a good story :-)

    If Mama Cass has just split that sandwich with Karen Carpenter, they both could be alive today.

    Good heavens, I knew that Keanu was sad, but I didn't realize that the sandwich incident was a suicide attempt.

  66. Re:Capital M, please by bondsbw · · Score: 1

    My wrong what?

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  67. Re:Oh just stop already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why was this never told to me before?!?

    What is the minimum age requirement to join a retirement home?

  68. Re:Free Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why didn't Apple just give their users a choice of the U2 album or a free album of their own choosing? That would have given the users the illusion that their devices are actually theirs.

  69. Re:Oh just stop already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Baaaad mental image. Baaaaaaad mental image!

  70. Re: This is a reflection of the aging Apple demogr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://audacity.sourceforge.net/about/credits
    Thank them instead, buy 'em a beer.

  71. Re:Free Music by ledow · · Score: 1

    I usually compare my computer desktop to my physical desktop.

    In this instance, I think it's quite close to compare my smartphone to my pocket.

    Sure, if I was walking along and someone handed me a free album, I'd take it. I'd probably put it in my pocket if there was room. But I would also reserve the right to say "No thanks".

    What Apple/U2 did is tantamount to chasing you down the street trying to shove their product into your pocket. Sorry, you have no right to do that and it's damn rude, free or not.

    People don't have free downloads everywhere, and those that do may not want this crap - whether through playlist OCD of just not wanting to see something they have no interest in or, more likely, BECAUSE it was shoved into their pockets without any option.

    If free stuff's so good, I'll ship you a bunch of "free" cardboard box to your house and fill it up (removing it is another issue entirely if we follow the Apple/U2 thing too closely!). Hey, it's free! Why don't you want it? You might like it. You might be a cardboard fanatic. If I offered you a bunch of free cardboard at some points in the year you might tear my arms off to get at it (e.g. moving house). If you'd asked for it, it'd be great. But instead some guy showed up, shoved a bunch of cardboard through your door and said "Hey, it's free, don't complain!".

    It's not WHAT was done, it's HOW it was done.

  72. while all of you are arguing about the U2 album... by Holi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is no one else upset that your iphone is reporting back to apple and their affiliates what music you are listening to?

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  73. Re:while all of you are arguing about the U2 album by slickepott · · Score: 1

    In general I don't understand why we should care about U2 popularity when it sounds like Apple fucked up.
    Apple didn't have any popularity with me beforehand either though. :)

  74. Re:Oh just stop already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " you'll still like sex and music even when you're over fifty. "

    Sure, but like I said, NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT. Did your old and feeble brain not grasp this simple and obvious fact?

    "On the sex front, expect your standards for what is "hot enough to do" to fall straight through the floor."

    Which is why I SAID NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT.

  75. Do you even statistics ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    question: where is the control group of people with an iPhone/iPod and who were not force-pushed the album ? or were force-pushed a Placebo ?

  76. Re:Oh just stop already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!! The average "MILF" porn star in her late 20s or early 30s? Those "MILF"s?? Iron Maiden? Is that a brand of wheelchair or walker?

  77. Re:Oh just stop already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " Here's a secret that might surprise the younger set: sex (and music) is much better at this age than when younger"

    Delusional horseshit. It's like other things in life, at a certain point, you realize you will die. That changes your outlook. The reality is that your body is falling apart. You are not in shape, you are not as attractive, period. Full stop.

    "I really savor and enjoy sex a lot more now that it isn't the constant fucking emergency that it is when you're young."

    Nonsense. When you're young, you can just go at it again, and again, and again, with OTHER young people!

    When you're old, there is NO EMERGENCY to fuck old women! Young women are still as attractive and beautiful as ever.

  78. Re:This is a reflection of the aging Apple demogra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is my dad with The Beach Boys. And it is me with Pearl Jam. Something about the music we listened to in our late teens is just embedded into our brains.

  79. Re:Oh just stop already by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

    And same goes for being a miserable person. I know the stereotype is that older people are miserable, but trust me, most miserable older people were miserable young people. They just let it out more, because as you get older you have fewer inhibitions (see the point about sex above).

    Good job on this post but I disagree on this part. Experience in life makes you less patient to ignorance. I'm not talking about ignorance as in "lack of having lived" but rather the ignorance that is people just not caring about other around them. It's usually the same issues that have been around for a long time that you can tell will never be fixed since it hasn't changed in 15 years. E.g. Making sure there's toilet paper for the next person. Not having your high beams on everywhere you drive. Being polite online. The list goes on.

  80. Re: Oh just stop already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately your memory will suck. Leading you to forget important things like not feeding the fucking troll.

  81. Re: Capital M, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, just edit your post with instructions on how to edit here.

  82. What is "play" by ZipK · · Score: 1

    Kantar’s survey showed that nearly every iOS device user who listened to U2 in January 2015 – 95% – played at least one track from Songs Of Innocence.

    What is "played?" Does it include all the users who didn't realize their iDevice had been unilaterally infected with Songs of Innocence, and who hit skip just as fast they can when U2's intrudes uninvited into a shuffle mix?

  83. I'm not surprised at all by BancBoy · · Score: 1

    In some act of Quantum Physics, worthy of a Douglas Adams story, I'm pretty certain that this is why Zoo Station, one of the most amazing U2 Tribute bands will be performing at McTeague's Saloon on St. Patrick's Day from 8pm. (1237 Polk Street, San Francisco, CA, 415-776-1237)

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  84. Re:Oh just stop already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take your age and multiply by 3/2

    No ... just double it and add 30. Oh, and it also does a passable job of converting Celsius to Fahrenheit.

    (Just kidding, but I found the idea so neat...)

  85. U2 Stunt was even BIGGER disaster than you thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "nearly a quarter (24%) of all US music users on iOS devices in January listened to U2"
    Poor bastards.

  86. Re:Oh just stop already by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

    You still stay up late, only your definition of late is now 9pm...

  87. Re:This is a reflection of the aging Apple demogra by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

    U2 were cool when War was released came out, but by Joshua Tree they had crossed over, and it was all over with Zooropa. Since then, it's been 20 years of trying too hard...

  88. Re:while all of you are arguing about the U2 album by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So they managed to shift the focus and turned out to be too good for even regular /.ers, except you.

  89. Re:Oh just stop already by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

    But with that comes a whole new level of awkwardness. Trust me on this, a dislocated hip is one hell of a mood killer.

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  90. It would be valuable to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    did the user only play a U2 song because it was the only album on the entire phone?

  91. I've 'listened' to it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've 'listened' to the album in the sense that it's the only album on my device not in my Spotify app, and if nothing is queued it defaults to that album. So yes U2, you're so punk rock by pissing people off. I didn't really care that much when it was pushed to my device, but now this will give Bono and the rest of the crap artists incentive to try a similar stunt. Going to go actively remove the album from my device now.

  92. Re:Oh just stop already by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 1

    Does she wear french-cut panties or granny panties?

    Depends.

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  93. In other news, bands who are pirated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This just goes to show, bands allowing their music to be pirated are just doing themselves a favor and getting more exposure, right?