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Reactions to the New MacBook and Apple Watch

As the dust settles from Apple's press conference yesterday, there have been a broad variety of reactions around the web. Robinson Meyer at The Atlantic says Apple's $10,000 watch demonstrates the company has lost its soul. "The prices grate. And they grate not because they’re so expensive, but because they’re gratuitously expensive. ... To many commentators, this is unsurprising. It’s good business sense, really. Apple has made its world-devouring profits by ratcheting up profit margins on iPhones. There is no better target for these massive margins than the super-rich. But high margins do not a luxury brand make." Others suspect the high-end watches are targeted more at rich people in China.

As for the less expensive watches, perhaps they're around not so much to become a new major sales category for Apple, but rather to drive more iPhone sales. Meanwhile, the redesigned MacBook may signify a bigger change for the laptop industry than people realize: "We don’t need all those other ports, Apple says. We are living in a wireless world now, where we can connect most of our peripherals without cords." The new MacBook has also fueled speculation that Apple could be working on a more powerful tablet, something that could compete with Microsoft's Surface Pro line.

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  1. Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In which way is less ports better in a laptop better than more ports? (Other than aesthetics)

    1. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you need more ports you can buy the USB-C port adapter for only $79 duh

    2. Re:Enlighten me please by Guspaz · · Score: 2

      More ports is not universally better. If you tried to sell me a laptop that had a full-sized parallel port, for example, I'd say, that's dumb, it's making the laptop way bigger than it needs to be, and I'll never use it.

      Apple may have gone too far in that direction (personally I think two USB-C ports and a headphone jack would have been the optimal place), but less ports *can* be better than more ports, depending on the circumstances.

    3. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Fewer ports

    4. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm. In which way then the omission of ports "signify a bigger change for the laptop industry"?

      How is having 2 ports less than competitors give this laptop an edge? Or why competition would like to copy that "feature"?

    5. Re:Enlighten me please by vux984 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      More ports is not universally better.

      Nobody is making THAT claim.

      But the ability to plug in a mouse and keyboard, an external display, and a wired network, and still having at least one USB port for an external hard drive or a flash drive or to charge your phone or whatever IS universally better than not being able to do that.

      This is why nearly all laptops from all other companies have 2-4 USB ports, a display out, a network jack, and a headphone jack.

      Apple may have gone too far in that direction

      Apple's always had its head up its ass. From the day it released the original imac and single handedly created a market for usb floppy drives and adb to usb adapters. PCs may have kept PS/2 and floppy drives around longer than anyone needed them, but at not needing a port and having it is far less annoying than needing it an not having it.

      I can forgive it somewhat on the macbook air line; that's all about cutting off everything to make it small and light and that's fine. ... but taking away the ethernet port on the pro was idiotic. Sure I can buy an over priced thunderbolt adapter and carry it around everywhere... but I shouldn't have to. A pro laptop should be able to connect to a wired network out of the box. If that makes the unit 1mm thicker so be it... fill the space with battery and/or improve ventilation so it stays cool.

    6. Re:Enlighten me please by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      In this case, having less ports enabled a smaller laptop, increasing portability. It's up to the individual user's needs to determine if that trade-off is worth it.

    7. Re:Enlighten me please by TWX · · Score: 1

      If you tried to sell me a laptop with two 9-pin serial ports I'd be overjoyed. I use my laptop to maintain network equipment and while a lot of equipment now has front-placed USB connectors for consoling-in, there are still brand-new Cisco devices like the ME3600X and 4500X that don't have USB on the front, if at all. That means breaking-out the USB to serial adapter and the serial cable. I am aware that I'm the exception rather than the rule, but I expect that compared to tablets, there are a disproportionately large number of professionals using laptop computers that could benefit from having some of these "obsolete" ports.

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    8. Re:Enlighten me please by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 2

      And that will then give me one USB-C power adapter, one HDMI, and one USB. Hub and SD card reader sold (and powered) separately. Brilliant!

    9. Re:Enlighten me please by Gr8Apes · · Score: 2

      Biggest issue - the USB-C only supports 1080P out at least with the current adapters. If it doesn't support my 2K display, I don't need it as a full laptop (desktop) replacement, although the 2# weight sure does sound appealing. If they came out with a quad or hex core mini, perhaps this and a mini would work.

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    10. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Meanwhile, to be portable for meetings, you need to bundle in your bag additional adapters (eg. plugging into a projector). A slightly thicker laptop with no dongles will actually be more portable.

    11. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't disagree, it will look better, it will be smaller, thinner, lighter. What I don't understand as I mentioned in my earlier reply is how this will "signify a bigger change for the laptop industry".

      It's not like the whole laptop industry was competing with Apple in the race of thinner.

    12. Re:Enlighten me please by BasilBrush · · Score: 0

      But the ability to plug in a mouse and keyboard, an external display, and a wired network, and still having at least one USB port for an external hard drive or a flash drive or to charge your phone or whatever IS universally better than not being able to do that.

      Not when it compromises the size, battery-life and/or weight it's not. Especially for people that don't need any of those things.

      The Mouse and keyboard requirement is particular misguided. Not only is there a trackpad and keyboard built in, they are obvious candidates for Bluetooth.

      And Ethernet is virtually extinct for laptops these days. The ports are nearly all unused. When you see an old wired office usually the ethernet sockets aren't connected to anything any more, obsoleted by fast wifi.

      You're living in the past.

    13. Re:Enlighten me please by Guspaz · · Score: 4, Informative

      USB-C is electrically doing DisplayPort for video (a USB-C to HDMI adapter is sending out DisplayPort and converting it to HDMI). The 1080p limitation comes from the adapter using HDMI 1.x, not any limitation in the notebook or connector itself. Technically USB-C is capable of carrying anything DisplayPort 1.3 supports, which is something like two 4K monitors at 60Hz or even an 8K monitor at 30Hz.

      That said, there is probably some maximum resolution supported by the laptop, but I've no idea what it would be. Probably not 1080p.

    14. Re:Enlighten me please by hey! · · Score: 1

      Well, it's not necessarily *better*, but more ports might not be needed by Apple's customers.

      If it were me, I'd study the way *my* customers used the ports and figure out how many the needed. That may be different for Mac users than PC. For example I have a nice mechanical USB keyboard and mouse, but perhaps most Mac users prefer Apple's wireless keyboard and trackpad, which are quite good.

      It also makes a difference how capable and versatile the port is, and this guy appears this one is both. The truth is when I have four or five USB cables plugged into my laptop it usually is big PITA, and usually it's at home when I'm using the laptop like a workstation. But what if I just plugged my laptop into ginormous monitor that not only provided secondary ports for things like cameras and external drives, but charged the laptop through that cable as well? It's possible with this particular port, and I suspect Apple has something like that in mind.

      But boy, oh, boy are Mac users who invested in thunderbolt stuff going to be ticked off. It's a good thing there's practically nothing that uses it.

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    15. Re:Enlighten me please by jcr · · Score: 1

      more ports might not be needed by Apple's customers.

      Bingo. Give the man the prize.

      Apple has stats on how their users machines are configured, which are gathered every time a user sends them a crash report. They know how many people use all the ports on a MacBook Pro, and how many people only ever use one port on their MacBook Air.

      For people who want a laptop to act as a portable video editing station, the MacBook Pro is still offered.

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    16. Re:Enlighten me please by TFlan91 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Until the medium of any available wired connection produces a slower and less reliable connection than a wireless one, I will always want a wired connection.

    17. Re:Enlighten me please by SuricouRaven · · Score: 4, Informative

      The typical .11g wireless, the sort found in the vast majority of offices can, under ideal circumstances and at close range, without interference and with only one device connected, just about reach half the capacity of a 100mbit ethernet connection. Or about 5% that of gig-eth.

    18. Re:Enlighten me please by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      I really like the almost-no-ports Macbook Air. I also really see the utility of what you describe, since I'd like exactly such a thing as well. (We have something close.) The portable ton-of-ports-in-a-box laptop as a tech tool is very useful. But really, those are two very different products. It's completely true that Apple just doesn't make the latter product.

    19. Re:Enlighten me please by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Not when it compromises the size, battery-life and/or weight it's not. Especially for people that don't need any of those things.

      As I said, its forgiven for the macbook air. Its a ridiculous direction with the macbook pro.

      The Mouse and keyboard requirement is particular misguided. Not only is there a trackpad and keyboard built in, they are obvious candidates for Bluetooth.

      I know scads of people who prefer to use a full size keyboard with a proper number pad etc at their desks. And the number of that prefer a mouse to the trackpad is legion.

      And bluetooth is great. But it costs several times what a wired connection does, and if both are sitting on your desk, the wires aren't really a problem. So not having to pay more for a device you have to re-charge/replace batteries; and don't have to worry about pairing; and futzing around with when it doesn't work because wired is cheap and just works... that appeals to a lot of people.

      And Ethernet is virtually extinct for laptops these days

      Agreed. On a consumer aimed laptop or ultra portable: sure. On a mac book pro? Not having one is idiotic. Especially given the performance differential between a busy wifi network and gigabit Ethernet.

    20. Re:Enlighten me please by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Bigger issue: You can't drive an external display and charge at the same time. Eventually you'll run out of power and have to unplug your monitor to recharge.

    21. Re:Enlighten me please by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 5, Informative

      for hd video, wifi is NO SUBSTITUTE for wired enet.

      try an mkv file; oftentimes it takes 2 or even 3 minutes before vlc (on win7 ultimate) begins to play, and that is with the very latest media bridge of ac to ac wireless (2 asus routers). this is as good as wireless gets for consumers and yet I have a several minute wait time.

      why? I think the protocol sucks and there is a lot of seeking or indexing on some mkv's and with wifi latency, small packets take forever (when there are lots of them needed). plug into wired enet and the video plays almost instantly.

      do a backup over the net? not likely! yes, I can. but its painful.

      wireless also is quite insecure. a lot of people think its ok. many of us don't trust it.

      so, anyone saying 'wired is dead for end stations' knows nothing about the vast number of use-cases where wifi falls flat on its arse.

      (and try running nfs over wifi. good luck with that!)

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    22. Re:Enlighten me please by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      Plugging into a projector is always going to require adapters unless you've got a full-sized HDMI or VGA port, and that's not ideal for portability either.

      We normally use wireless projection anyhow, and only resort to HDMI when we need high framerates (like for video playback).

    23. Re:Enlighten me please by captjc · · Score: 1

      If you can't see why having a thinner, lighter, laptop with a usable monitor and keyboard would be appealing, then it isn't made for you. I know plenty of business travelers who would love an ultra-thin laptop with an all-day battery. They don't care about having a hundred different ports, only how much crap they have to lug from client to client.

      If you want a full featured desktop replacement, get a Macbook Pro (or any other laptop on the market). This is for people who want a full featured ultra-portable and willing to pay the premium.

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    24. Re:Enlighten me please by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      Well, it'll definitely speed the adoption of USB-C, which (when combined with USB 3.1 and DisplayPort alternate mode) is a pretty exciting standard. I think that the change being referred to is reducing ports in favour of wireless connectivity and a smaller number of multi-function ports, though.

    25. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Ethernet is virtually extinct for laptops these days

      We have hundreds of laptops, and other than the cofounder's one which is a Dell ultrabook, every single one of them has an Ethernet port and uses them. Granted we're using Dell laptops that are stuck in the middle of the previous decade, but Ethernet on laptops is certainly still used. Why use wireless that is slower, less reliable, and less secure? If you use a docking station to connect to your monitor, keyboard, mouse, etc., then using wired Ethernet is no harder than not.

      I have never seen an office that doesn't used the vast majority of wired. Wireless just isn't reliable enough yet.

    26. Re:Enlighten me please by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      and some devices do NOT work with usb/serial.

      timing critical old things have problems with that. usb/serial also does not really put out true rs232 levels. many don't have full modem control or handshaking in hardware. many have buffering issues (almost all except ftdi; but those of us who were awake during' ftdi-gate' won't be using ftdi anymore if we can help it)

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    27. Re:Enlighten me please by wildsurf · · Score: 1

      The MacBook product page, in the Graphics and Video Support section, states: "Simultaneously supports full native resolution on the built-in display and up to 3840 by 2160 pixels on an external display, both at millions of colors". However, it looks like this will require either 4k displays with USB-C inputs (passing DisplayPort 1.2), or else USB-C to DisplayPort adapters, neither of which seem to be currently available. The USB-C to HDMI adapters sold by Apple seem to be limited to 1080p.

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    28. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I've been a full-time Apple developer for over six years now, and I'm heading for the door. Apple has forgotten that the MB Pros should have professional-level features that distinguish it from Airs. At this point, it looks like my 17" MB Pro is going to be the very best MacBook for the foreseeable future. If I want an appliance computer, I'm not going to buy it in a laptop form factor.

    29. Re:Enlighten me please by BasilBrush · · Score: 0

      On a mac book pro? Not having one is idiotic. Especially given the performance differential between a busy wifi network and gigabit Ethernet.

      My 3 year old MBP has one. Never been used. All it does is catch dust.

      WiFi is not the bottleneck, so why would I tie myself to a wire?

    30. Re:Enlighten me please by armanox · · Score: 1

      If it comes with a square screen you've sold me too. But I think Panasonic is the only laptop manufacturer that meets either requirement (and they've only got one square one, and one serial port on it), and they've got a price tag that makes Apple look cheap.

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    31. Re:Enlighten me please by sexconker · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Meanwhile, to be portable for meetings, you need to bundle in your bag additional adapters (eg. plugging into a projector). A slightly thicker laptop with no dongles will actually be more portable.

      Yup.
      It amazes me how people splooge themselves over how thin and light their laptop is, yet end up carrying it, the power brick, a mouse, a USB to ethernet adapter, a mini dsplayport to something sane adapter, etc. in an overstuffed travel bag. Whereas a larger, cheaper laptop gets you a bigger screen, a larger trackpad (fuck all trackpads, though), a real ethernet port, real video outputs, and a larger battery, meaning you don't need anything but the laptop for a presentation, or the laptop and the charger for a full day of work.

    32. Re:Enlighten me please by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      If it were me, I'd study the way *my* customers used the ports and figure out how many the needed.

      Unless you wanted more people to buy your products.

      http://appleinsider.com/articl...

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    33. Re:Enlighten me please by sexconker · · Score: 1

      And Ethernet is virtually extinct for laptops these days. The ports are nearly all unused. When you see an old wired office usually the ethernet sockets aren't connected to anything any more, obsoleted by fast wifi.

      You're living in the past.

      Protip: When trying to troll, you can't go full retard.

    34. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they built a powered hub into the power brick I'd see the point, otherwise not so much.

    35. Re:Enlighten me please by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I know plenty of business travelers...

      Remember when Apple made "Computers For The Rest Of Us" instead of luxury products for the wealthy?

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    36. Re:Enlighten me please by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      More ports is not universally better. If you tried to sell me a laptop that had a full-sized parallel port, for example, I'd say, that's dumb, it's making the laptop way bigger than it needs to be, and I'll never use it.

      Apple may have gone too far in that direction (personally I think two USB-C ports and a headphone jack would have been the optimal place), but less ports *can* be better than more ports, depending on the circumstances.

      Microphone jack would be nice too...

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    37. Re:Enlighten me please by threephaseboy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Bigger issue: You can't drive an external display and charge at the same time. Eventually you'll run out of power and have to unplug your monitor to recharge.

      Why not? Apple's HDMI adapter has another USB-C jack that lets you charge the laptop.
      This adapter should have been in the box instead of as an $80 addon, IMO.

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    38. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > virtually extinct for laptops these days.

      That's BS. Other than a single Dell XPS 13 Ultrabook, I've never seen a laptop in a business setting without wired Ethernet. My awesome MacBook Air doesn't have a standard Ethernet connection, but I've never seen an Air used outside of a home user like a soccer mom. They all have wired Ethernet for a reason. It's because wireless Ethernet is not reliable enough to use for work. I can pick-up almost 180 different wireless networks from my office. Add-in the baby monitors from the apartment building across the street, and there is no hope of getting wireless working reliably more than about ten feet from an AP. I know I have never seen someone try to work using wireless Ethernet. It just isn't reliable enough. I guess you're in the middle of a field a hundred miles from civilization if you mistakenly think wireless Ethernet is usable for work.

      The last company I worked for had lead-lined sheetrock and double metalic window tinting in an attempt to make wireless work well enough to use. That still didn't help enough. There's a reason people that work for a living do not use that wireless garbage.

    39. Re:Enlighten me please by hey! · · Score: 1

      That's a good point, but I doubt that more ports would drive greater Mac adoption. That's not the way they sell. They keep their customers on the upgrade treadmill and do very well that way. There are some people who look at a laptop and tote up the ports, but they're not Mac buyers.

      Also while Mac market share may have dropped, sales of Macs have actually been pretty consistent -- the drop in units noted the article for Q3 2013 over Q3 2012 is just statistical noise. Q3 2014 was 17% higher. I think the drop in market share might have been a post-recession rebound for other vendors. Looking at Apple's sales numbers you'd never have guessed there was a recession going on in the late 00s.

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    40. Re:Enlighten me please by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      It does. The headphone jack supports microphones (as well as digital optical audio). Plus the thing has a built-in microphone, and most microphones that you're going to want to connect are USB anyhow.

    41. Re:Enlighten me please by Guspaz · · Score: 3, Informative

      USB-C to DisplayPort adapters will be very cheap, because they're almost entirely passive. USB-C supports video by just giving a variable number of pins over to electrical displayport. The only active electronics is for the sideband channels.

      Expect Monoprice to be selling one on the cheap soon.

    42. Re:Enlighten me please by vux984 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My 3 year old MBP has one. Never been used. All it does is catch dust.

      Ok. That's you.

      WiFi is not the bottleneck, so why would I tie myself to a wire?

      Wifi isn't always available. I typically configure wifi access points and other network gear using wired connections; because wired is working long before wireless is even turned on and configured.

      I've been in hotel rooms that don't have wifi, but have wired as recently as last year.

      I've been in client sites that don't have wifi but have wired as recently as this year.

      Other times its absolutely the bottleneck:

      I've needed to transfer 10s of GB of data between client and server in both home and office environments and waiting 20x as long for wifi to do it would be ridiculous.

      I've used my laptop on occasion as an impromptu ISO storage to get citrix xen virtual machines installed ... glad i had gigabit for that too.

      WiFi is not the bottleneck, so why would I tie myself to a wire?

      If its available, and not a bottleneck, you wouldn't. But if you find you do need it... what then? You've got it. It added a nickel to the price of your laptop.

      How can you be for Apple to make another nickel of profit (because its not like they pass that savings on to you)? What do you get in return for that? You get to carry an adapter around with you everywhere just in case. You get to shell out an absurd amount of money for said adapter. And murphy's law dictates that you probably won't have it with you when you need it anyway... wasting your time and money to source another one.

    43. Re:Enlighten me please by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is why nearly all laptops from all other companies have 2-4 USB ports, a display out, a network jack, and a headphone jack.

      Ugh. I hate those legacy laptops with a hundred different connectors you have to manage every time you sit down to your desk or leave it, with one invariably falling behind the desk so that you have to go fishing. My favorite work environment was with a MacBook Air and a Thunderbolt Display. The display has one cable with two split ends that you plug into the laptop: one for power, and one for combined video / USB / Ethernet / audio. All of the permanent wiring like USB drives, Ethernet, etc. plugs into the monitor which acts like a hub for everything else.

      I'd stake money that the next iteration will combine all of that into a single USB C cable. Get to work, unpack my laptop, plug in a single reversible jack, and sit down to all my wired accessories? Yes please.

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    44. Re:Enlighten me please by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      I know scads of people who prefer to use a full size keyboard with a proper number pad etc at their desks. And the number of that prefer a mouse to the trackpad is legion.

      Mouse, yes. Perhaps I'm uncoordinated (don't answer that!) but I find using a trackpad torturous. Selecting text, middle click paste, lack of a scroll wheel are all challenges.

      But I never understood the external keyboard. My fingers learned how to adjust to the cramped keyboard of a 12.1" laptop and switching to a full-size keyboard throughout the day interfered with muscle memory. But then I don't use the numeric keypad significantly.

    45. Re:Enlighten me please by captjc · · Score: 1

      Do you remember when $1300 for a laptop was considered obscenely cheap? I sure do. Even with all the options, it is only ~$2500. Sure, computers have gotten so much less expensive in the last 30 years but don't think for a second that the new Macbook is some ungodly expensive device only affordable by the top 1%.

      I understand that it may seem overpriced for someone who just checks email and Facebook just as I find that a $10,000 DSLR camera to be unjustifiable when my cell phone camera works just as well. However, that doesn't mean there isn't a market for people who can justify the price of either.

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    46. Re:Enlighten me please by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      I'm predicting a rise in sales of USB hubs though. :)

    47. Re:Enlighten me please by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      The theory is that by excluding the ports, the laptop can be made thinner and lighter. While "thinner" may be for the aesthete, "lighter" certainly has real world advantages.

      Now, that said, I tend to agree that there is a happy medium between 1 port and 356 ports. In theory, Apple is supposed to be good at finding this happy medium.

    48. Re:Enlighten me please by PapayaSF · · Score: 1

      As I said, its forgiven for the macbook air. Its a ridiculous direction with the macbook pro.

      But this isn't a MacBook Pro. It's a MacBook. The MacBook Pro and MacBook Air are separate lines of laptops. If you want all the other ports all the time, get a MacBook Pro.

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    49. Re:Enlighten me please by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Also while Mac market share may have dropped, sales of Macs have actually been pretty consistent

      Because Macbook owners buy a new one every year. Because that's what luxury items are for.

      The fact that the MacWatch is pissing so many people off will just be a selling point for them. Because pissing people off is (and has always been) the primary function of a luxury item.

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    50. Re:Enlighten me please by Lumpy · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Nobody plugs into a projector anymore. It's all wireless over the network. Apple does airplay to Apple TV units. they also work fantastic with the BARCO units that are selling faster than anything else to corporate america.

      Any company that is not being ran by incompetent twits are upgrading their AV equipment to use either Crestron, Extron, Barco or other Wireless video system The days of VGA are long gone and HDMI in the table are at an end and becoming extinct rapidly.

      Granted I work for a company that installs this stuff, I programmed a board room's av and automation system last week that has more money in gear than 90% of the homes in the state are worth. Next week I am doing a cheapie $100,000 install.

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    51. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the ability to plug in a mouse and keyboard, an external display, and a wired network, and still having at least one USB port for an external hard drive or a flash drive or to charge your phone or whatever IS universally better than not being able to do that.

      Not when it compromises the size, battery-life and/or weight it's not. Especially for people that don't need any of those things.

      The Mouse and keyboard requirement is particular misguided. Not only is there a trackpad and keyboard built in, they are obvious candidates for Bluetooth.

      And Ethernet is virtually extinct for laptops these days. The ports are nearly all unused. When you see an old wired office usually the ethernet sockets aren't connected to anything any more, obsoleted by fast wifi.

      You're living in the past.

      And you are arguing with strawmen. Full size Parallel port? Why not require an P-52 Mustang engine on it too, since you think everyone else is arguing that more power is always better.

      Trackpads as obvious candidates for blue tooth? No, mice are obvious candidates, which is why you changed the argument right there. I've never even heard of a blue tooth trackpad, though I do have some combination keyboard remotes with them on non-BT RF. As for Ethernet ports, they are crucial for high speed transfer and secure networking unless you live a lonely shut in's life.

      I don't bother to pay attention to trolls names' often, but when I did today, it was yours.

    52. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plugging into a projector is always going to require adapters unless you've got a full-sized HDMI or VGA port, and that's not ideal for portability either.

      We normally use wireless projection anyhow, and only resort to HDMI when we need high framerates (like for video playback).

      Intel WiDi or equivalent will let you do it wirelessly. Not ideal for full motion vidieo, but static PPT? Sure. You don't need an adapter if you go from minidisplay port to hdmi via a cable though. You need to push that burden on to the 10 projectors, not the 1000 laptops, speaking as an AV guy. Every laptop user doesn't need 500 adapters each when the only projector in the building has all 500 in a bag with it on the cart.

    53. Re:Enlighten me please by hey! · · Score: 1

      Well, I think the MacWatch is a bit of a departure from their usual M.O.; for one thing they're going to be selling 20 different versions of the things, which is very un-Jobsian. Fewer, simpler choices was the way he did things. Also the super-luxury pricing is something Apple hasn't done for a long time and as far as I can recall has never done much for them. They've made their mark selling the equivalent of BMWs, not Lamborghinis.

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    54. Re:Enlighten me please by jbolden · · Score: 1

      I have the macbook retina. When I need wired ethernet I use the adaptor. Not a big deal. If a company needs to install adapters on desks that's a drop in the ocean next to the cost of renting and maintaining real estate.

    55. Re:Enlighten me please by mjwx · · Score: 2

      for hd video, wifi is NO SUBSTITUTE for wired enet.

      This.

      And it's not necessarily the speed (bit rate) but the inherent instability and susceptibility to interference that really makes it unstable. If my wireless connection drops momentarily whilst I'm browsing /. I'm not going to notice, if it drops whilst streaming a HD video, chances are I'll notice (even buffering the video wont help too much).

      If you want to send video over a network you use wires. If you're really serious or going long distances, you go straight to fibre.

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    56. Re:Enlighten me please by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Why not just use an old laptop that has serial for this?

    57. Re:Enlighten me please by starless · · Score: 1

      I had the original Macbook air which also had only one USB port (although not USB-C of course).
      It was often an incredible pain having only the one port. I now have a more recent Air and the additional ports make the
      machine much more flexible and useful for me. (And I use it as an international travel device for taking to conferences etc.)

    58. Re:Enlighten me please by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Thunderbolt customers are mainly mac pro customers. Apple is clearly killing it off like they did with firewire but I suspect there will be a transition. I can still use firewire with my pro and a $20 adaptor that Apple makes.

    59. Re:Enlighten me please by mjwx · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Ugh. I hate those legacy laptops with a hundred different connectors you have to manage every time you sit down to your desk

      Yeah, its so much better having to rummage around in a bag for 2 minutes so I can plug in some headphones with a bog standard 3.5mm jack is soooooo much better... And woe betide you if you forget that adapter.

      I do expect a minimum number of connectors in a laptop. At least 3 USB (keyboard, mouse and storage device), network (Ethernet), display out (HDMI is standard these days) and audio out (3.5 mm) are that minimum. So 7 connectors, none of which are legacy or even uncommon.

      My idea of laptop hell is having to get an additional US$80 adapter just to plug in a device that plugs in fine to every other laptop in existence.

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    60. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I cannot reproduce with any of the many MKV files that I have in my library. Each of them start playing in less than three seconds.

      VLC 2.1.4
      5Ghz 802.11n WiFi
      Gentoo Linux w/ 3.17 kernel

      I also use NFS over this same link. It doesn't perform noticeably worse than CIFS.

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    61. Re:Enlighten me please by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      I've never seen an enterprise environment that used Barco projectors. That's large-venue stuff... Most of what I see in enterprise is Epson or Dell office-grade projectors.

      Then again, most of our meeting rooms at work just use wall-mounted big-screen TVs, although they do use wireless... but you've still got to connect your laptop to the wireless transmitter under the table via VGA or HDMI.

      For our convention, in our office, we are using wireless, via the built-in software in the projector. The upside is that the laptops don't need any special hardware to connect, the downside is that it's useless for anything with lots of motion, like video.

      And for our convention itself, well, we've dozens of projectors ranging in brightness from ~2k lumen lumen to ~28k lumen per setup, and none of those are doing wireless, it's all HDMI or VGA or HD-SDI...

    62. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something is broken if a media files take 2-3 minutes to play, or you are playing fast and loose with the truth.

    63. Re:Enlighten me please by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      WiFi is not the bottleneck, so why would I tie myself to a wire?

      My Surface Pro 3 didn't have eithernet either. Drove me mental until I bought the dongle. God WiFi was painfully slow.

    64. Re:Enlighten me please by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      Most of those wireless technologies like WiDi are gimmicks, because only a very small percentage of people are going to have the hardware that supports it. We do use wireless projection both in my main job and my volunteer job, but in the first case we're using wireless transmitters that you connect to via HDMI or VGA, and in the second case we're using the projector's built-in network projection support (via our wireless network) which works on any laptop that has the software installed. Downside is that it sucks for anything with motion. Which is fine, because that means it works for us for 90% of the use cases, and we just run an HDMI cable from the table to the HDMI socket we installed in the wall when we need more than that.

    65. Re:Enlighten me please by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Nobody is making THAT claim.

      But the ability to plug in a mouse and keyboard, an external display, and a wired network, and still having at least one USB port for an external hard drive or a flash drive or to charge your phone or whatever IS universally better than not being able to do that.

      This is why nearly all laptops from all other companies have 2-4 USB ports, a display out, a network jack, and a headphone jack.

      I agree with most of your points, but not the mouse and keyboard. Bluetooth is so prevalent nowadays that that it has effectively become a non-issue. Now the lack of Ethernet and the limit of one USB port on the Surface Pro 3 on the other hand is driving me mental.

    66. Re: Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure that people who have the real uses for Ethernet you describe are in the minoriy among MacBook buyers. It makes sense, to me, for apple to drop the port.

      The only place I need all that stuff plugged in is at my desk, where I'm happy to use my power brick as a docking station.

    67. Re:Enlighten me please by BitZtream · · Score: 0

      Which is more than enough to check your email and send word docs around, which is what 99.999% of the population does.

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    68. Re: Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really. I've never been pissed off by a BMW. BMW owners on the other hand...

    69. Re:Enlighten me please by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      Out here in the real world we still have VGA projectors from 2008 or earlier. Even replacement projectors still rely on VGA cables already run. My new work Thinkpad T440 has excellent battery life, is fairly thin, only has two USB ports, but they did manage to shove a VGA port on there that I'm thankful for. I have to connect my other external monitor to a Micro-Displayport adapter when "docked".

    70. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I get to work, I use the desktop that's already sitting there. Allows me the separation between work and anything-other-than-work, which one does not get if they're having to use their work laptop outside of work.

    71. Re:Enlighten me please by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      It's not genuinely portable unless it's actually useful as it was sold to you. If it's a travelling octopus, then it's not really portable. It's a bad hack that should get as much derision from hipster computer users as "power users" do.

      It's a total double standard on the part of the fanboys here.

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    72. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have the macbook retina. When I need wired ethernet I use the adaptor. Not a big deal. If a company needs to install adapters on desks that's a drop in the ocean next to the cost of renting and maintaining real estate.

      Or you could just not buy shitty laptops that don't have ethernet.

    73. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never seen a laptop that needed adapters to plug into projectors. Except for macs that is. It is fun to watch the mac users looking for their adapters in their bags while the others just plug in.

    74. Re:Enlighten me please by walllaby · · Score: 1

      The new Macbook is not aimed at the majority of IT professionals and hobbyists that browse Slashdot. Apple is never going to make a laptop that satisfies that crowd, even if they could stomach the idea of purchasing an Apple product.

      The new Macbook is the natural evolution of Apple's philosophy: simplicity. They've made a laptop that mirrors the appliance-centric philosophy that their iPad line has. And admittedly, having one multi-port is kind of neat. It's Apple's version of a docking station.

      That said, I am not the target audience for this sort of product either, especially when it's the same price as a much more useful Macbook Pro. But I think the laptop market is large enough to serve most peoples' needs, whether your a sysadmin or a desperate housewife.

    75. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a Macbook Air and I would never buy the new one. When I bought mine, I always had the sense that it wasn't because it was a brilliant laptop, but because everyone else was suspiciously lagging. That lag has now disappeared. I probably should have bought a Lenovo Yoga--flip-top, touch screen, small, linux-friendly, good ports, etc. Now the discrepancy between the Air and other models is even starker. The Yoga line is still around, and now you have the new XPS, along with a nice offering from HP that takes the Yoga and does with it what you'd expect Apple to have done several years ago.

      I imagine there's some role for the new Air, but I'm not sure what it is. It's really competing with Chromebooks (the processor is more comparable to those than to something like the XPS or the old Air), but at a price point that's not competitive, without much more to offer. If I wanted that, I would buy a Chromebook that's cheaper. If I wanted more power, I'd buy an XPS or HP.

      I don't have a problem with just a USB C port--it seems like a great port and I want to see it take off. But just 1? I routinely use more than that in one setting, and I'm not a port hog. I.e., power plus display for a presentation, and the errant USB drive I need to add something that I can't pull down from Google Drive, whether because of security or some other practical reason. 3 plus headphone would be good; maybe 2 plus headphone, but not 1.

      I was so reluctant to buy an Air because I hate the Apple hype, but bought it because it was the best hardware at the time, with the best support at work. But KDE has a better UI by far, and the hardware is far better on other systems at this point. Lenovo, Dell, HP, routinely offer touchscreen and flip-screen laptops, which I predict will be standard and outstrip tablets--it's such an intuitive form factor.

    76. Re:Enlighten me please by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Apple couldn't leave just one damn USB port available, could they? People still sneaker-net with thumb-drives (flash drives) as it's far less complex and faster than AirDrop.

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    77. Re: Enlighten me please by Albanach · · Score: 1

      You mean you do exactly what the rest of the working world does with their laptop docking station?

      I have an hp one at work, and a Lenovo one at home. Both have power and peripherals plugged in and I just drop my laptop into place for it all to spring to life.

    78. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple has stats on how their users machines are configured, which are gathered every time a user sends them a crash report.

      So Apple systems crash that much that they can get a reliable and broadly representative set of data?

    79. Re:Enlighten me please by DigiShaman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Packet loss. SNR level of the 2.4Ghz band is real shitty in major US cities. Even Comcast modems and el-cheapo printers are pumping out WiFi; thus flooding the spectrum. Trying to establish a terminal session (RDP, Citrix, etc) gets spotty, and certain databases can become corrupted (fuck you Quickbooks) upon a dropped connection.

      At home, I use 5Ghz for several reasons, lack of range is more than made up for a lower SNR level. This is a huge win for streaming Netflix via AppleTV device as my home isn't wired for ethernet (most aren't).

      Back at work, I will always use an ethernet connection when available. I will even seek out cubical space, vacant office or conference room that's wired when staying at a client office for several hours. WiFi is for phones and tablets, not everyday computing that involves slinging data over the network rather than general web browsing and e-mail checking.

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    80. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with putting any ports bigger than the USB C (or even multiple USB C) is that it will ultimately require sacrifices in size and weight.

      I have a suspicion they will add a USB hub to the power cord, which will help quite a bit.

    81. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My 3 year old MBP has one. Never been used. All it does is catch dust.

      Ok. That's you.

      Yes, that's him. And lots of other people. People who might decide to buy the new macbook. Meanwhile, all of the people who want more ports can buy a different computer. Please state, as clearly as possible, why it bothers you so much that some peoples' use cases differ from your own.

      If [wifi is] available, and not a bottleneck, you wouldn't [need an ethernet cable]. But if you find you do need it... what then?

      When would that ever happen? Seriously, I cannot think of the last time I needed to get on the internet, couldn't access wifi, but had a working ethernet port nearby. The only situation I can even imagine is debugging a wireless router, but my router sits on top of my desktop, so there's no problem.

    82. Re:Enlighten me please by ToasterMonkey · · Score: 1

      for hd video, wifi is NO SUBSTITUTE for wired enet.

      try an mkv file; oftentimes it takes 2 or even 3 minutes before vlc (on win7 ultimate) begins to play, and that is with the very latest media bridge of ac to ac wireless (2 asus routers). this is as good as wireless gets for consumers and yet I have a several minute wait time.

      why? I think the protocol sucks and there is a lot of seeking or indexing on some mkv's and with wifi latency, small packets take forever (when there are lots of them needed). plug into wired enet and the video plays almost instantly.

      do a backup over the net? not likely! yes, I can. but its painful.

      wireless also is quite insecure. a lot of people think its ok. many of us don't trust it.

      so, anyone saying 'wired is dead for end stations' knows nothing about the vast number of use-cases where wifi falls flat on its arse.

      (and try running nfs over wifi. good luck with that!)

      That does't make any sense, what kind of video playback is sensitive to latency - at all? You're probably not getting the throughput you think you are supposed to be getting. Go back to the drawing board and fix your network man, Wifi is plenty fast for several HD streams.

    83. Re:Enlighten me please by ToasterMonkey · · Score: 1

      for hd video, wifi is NO SUBSTITUTE for wired enet.

      This.

      And it's not necessarily the speed (bit rate) but the inherent instability and susceptibility to interference that really makes it unstable. If my wireless connection drops momentarily whilst I'm browsing /. I'm not going to notice, if it drops whilst streaming a HD video, chances are I'll notice (even buffering the video wont help too much).

      If you want to send video over a network you use wires. If you're really serious or going long distances, you go straight to fibre.

      No, it IS about bitrate. I'm getting ~580 Mbps over 802.11ac two rooms over right now, that's ten times the maximum bitrate of Blu-ray, or enough to buffer one at 10x. I would have to use a player that did't buffer at all, or suffer seconds of outage to have a problem.

      Good AV playback is ALL about throughput, and has nothing to do with latency. Wifi isn't your problem, you're doing Wifi wrong.

      If Wifi was't good enough for video, it absolutely would not be good enough for networked games, and then you're talking to a lot of people who don't have any problems...

    84. Re:Enlighten me please by TWX · · Score: 1

      Partially because the corporate network requires Windows 7 or 8 and Active Directory for all corporate stuff.

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    85. Re:Enlighten me please by jbolden · · Score: 1

      How are you on the corporate network when you are plugging directly into a piece of networking equipment to do serial? You aren't really on a network at all when you are doing that.

      I'm saying have 2 laptops. 1 for using serial connections and one for other work.

    86. Re:Enlighten me please by exomondo · · Score: 1

      Where are the stats that show when magsafe became obsolete and no longer required?

    87. Re:Enlighten me please by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      Hub and SD card reader sold (and powered) separately.

      Why would it be powered separately? USB-C spec has lots of power on tap.

      Also plainly Apple thinks that more and more people will use smartphones to shoot images - so no SD card slot is needed for most people. They are right. Don't forget that most cameras also ship with a USB cable that you can plug into the dongle just as well.

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    88. Re:Enlighten me please by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      Many ultrabooks require adapters to do that. They tend to have things like mini HDMI or micro HDMI or mini displayport, requiring adapters. If you've never seen a laptop with one of those ports as their only video output, then you've not seen many laptops.

    89. Re:Enlighten me please by maccodemonkey · · Score: 1

      But the ability to plug in a mouse and keyboard, an external display, and a wired network, and still having at least one USB port for an external hard drive or a flash drive or to charge your phone or whatever IS universally better than not being able to do that.

      I was on the Apple platform back then (and maybe you were too?) but honestly, no one gave a crap. Yes, we lost our very limited selection of ADB devices to use with a Mac, but we gained a huge selection of USB devices. I had to give up a crappy third party ADB mouse for a nice quality USB standard mouse. Oh no? (I should mention, for the record, the Power Macs continued shipping with both ADB and USB for a while. So that was really an iMac problem.) The floppy disk did need to die. Everyone was already using Zip disks (which were included with most Macs.) Maybe including no writable media was a little bit of a problem, but a floppy drive certainly wasn't the answer to that.

      But not the Apple USB hockey puck mouse. Let's not talk about that. Let's just... pretend that was never a thing.

      SCSI was kind of a problem for a tiny bit, but Firewire was so much better. Stuff like SCSI disks and scanners being dropped hurt, but that was mostly Power Mac users who were able to add SCSI to the Power Mac G3s as an option when upgrading.

    90. Re:Enlighten me please by exomondo · · Score: 1

      WiFi is not the bottleneck, so why would I tie myself to a wire?

      What is the real world speed of WiFi in general?

    91. Re:Enlighten me please by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Reading through your examples, I can't help but think that they seem very specific to someone in the sorts of professions we see around this site, rather than the general population of professionals interested in those sorts of laptops, and that the "Ok. That's you." way that you started your response could have been applied to virtually everything you said too.

      When it comes to Ethernet, I never bothered getting the adapter for my last laptop. Never needed it either. But that's just me. And most people these days.

    92. Re: Enlighten me please by ToasterMonkey · · Score: 1

      You mean you do exactly what the rest of the working world does with their laptop docking station?

      I have an hp one at work, and a Lenovo one at home. Both have power and peripherals plugged in and I just drop my laptop into place for it all to spring to life.

      Yes, a single wire is exactly what a docking station should be distilled down to. Really, screw wires.

    93. Re:Enlighten me please by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      for hd video, wifi is NO SUBSTITUTE for wired enet.

      Bull*.

      YouTube provides full 1080p videos at around 3.5 Mbps. If you rip and encode your own blu-ray at home, you'll be on the high end if you come in around 8 Mbps. Netflix serves up 1080p 3D videos that customers can watch on original Playstation 3 models. I routinely rip blu-rays and then compress/encode them at high quality settings for use via iTunes Home Sharing with my Apple TV. I never have to deal with waiting for more than a few seconds before playback starts. You can watch 1080p YouTube on an 802.11b laptop, those PS3s only have 802.11g, and my Apple TV only came with 802.11n. All of this is possible today and working just fine.

      It sounds to me like you're blaming WiFi for a problem that lies elsewhere (e.g. misconfigured VLC buffering settings, wrong tools for the job, etc.), since plenty of us have working setups** that deliver HD video over WiFi without issue.

      * Unless you're working with uncompressed video, of course, which consumes orders of magnitude more resources. If memory serves, a 1080p uncompressed video feed can be as high as 1.6 Gbps, so if you're dealing with that sort of stuff, then of course you should use wired instead of WiFi. But since we're talking about MKVs for an at-home setup rather than live video capture from an event, I figured we were dealing with compressed HD video. ;)

      ** Regarding my setup, I just have a typical 802.11n router and an Apple TV for hardware. On the software side, I use MakeMKV with DTS-HD to FLAC encoding enabled to rip my discs. I then use Don Melton's scripts (with the --big flag set) to crop and transcode them, followed up by a quick pass through Subler to add any of the metadata for use in iTunes. After that, I just add them to iTunes, enable Home Sharing in iTunes, and then log in on my Apple TV to gain access to my entire iTunes library. Super simple and works great, even though none of it is wired.

    94. Re:Enlighten me please by zdzichu · · Score: 1

      Hundred connectors to manage? Ever heard of docking station?

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    95. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you tried to sell me a laptop with two 9-pin serial ports I'd be overjoyed. I use my laptop to maintain network equipment and while a lot of equipment now has front-placed USB connectors for consoling-in, there are still brand-new Cisco devices like the ME3600X and 4500X that don't have USB on the front, if at all. That means breaking-out the USB to serial adapter and the serial cable.

      I am aware that I'm the exception rather than the rule, but I expect that compared to tablets, there are a disproportionately large number of professionals using laptop computers that could benefit from having some of these "obsolete" ports.

      Networked serial port concentrator... then don't leave your desk. You're welcome.

    96. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two finger scroll on multi-touch trackpad works fine for me. Scroll wheels feel weird when I come across them now. YMMV.

    97. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What upgrade treadmill? Tell that to the 2009 macbook white that still works just fine(tm) in my home...

    98. Re:Enlighten me please by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      It's funnier. Imagine the first time someone asks you for a file, you hand them a USB stick and they realize what they spent their $1000 on - a glorified iPad with a built-in keyboard. Bhahaha...

    99. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus Christ dude. There's something wrong with your network, your configuration, or how you're doing things.

      I routinely play HD content (MKV, MP4, AVI, etc) over a WiFi connection. All sizes (480P to 1080P) and bitrates (upwards 50Mbps). I haven't experienced a significant delayed video start over a wireless connection in several years, perhaps since before 2009, let a lone a 2-3 minute delayed start.

      > and try running nfs over wifi. good luck with that

      I do it daily. Sure, it's not as fast as a wired connection, but it works fine. For back ups, managing photo libraries, documents, and other stuff.

      You should reevaluate your infrastructure and workflow. From the ground up.

    100. Re:Enlighten me please by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      Not when it compromises the size, battery-life and/or weight it's not. Especially for people that don't need any of those things.

      Correct. However, at which point do you decide a port is compromising weight/battery life/size enough to be let go? I can understand leaving off bulky ports like VGA or Ethernet, but not having a single regular USB port is cutting it kinda close. "Normal consumers" may seldom use external hard drives, audio interfaces, wired printers, USB headphone amps, USB gamepads, wired mice or USB card readers (I'm assuming there's also no SD card reader?)... but what about when their buddy says, "Hey, I brought you the photos from last night on a USB stick - you want 'em?"

      That's a scenario I see regularly...

      And Ethernet is virtually extinct for laptops these days. The ports are nearly all unused. When you see an old wired office usually the ethernet sockets aren't connected to anything any more, obsoleted by fast wifi.

      You're living in the past.

      I suppose you don't work anywhere that does serious work on the network. Try running SVN or Git with 300 devs on a WiFi network in a single building... dozens of build servers and test machines over constantly running RDP connections... and what about file transfers? Just the other day I had to pull a 200 gig VHD off a test machine. Had wireless been the only choice, my one large data transfer probably would have destroyed transfer rates for the entire office over a period of hours.

      If all your office needs the network for is e-mail and Slashdot, then yeah... wireless is fine.

    101. Re:Enlighten me please by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      for hd video, wifi is NO SUBSTITUTE for wired enet.

      Agree with the latter part, kinda disagree with the former. Wired will always be better than WiFi, which is why I have both, but I don't think I've had an issue streaming HD video (mostly 1080p MKVs) over WiFi since 5GHz 802.11n came out. Sure, it gets spotty out on the balcony or in the back yard, but inside, close to the APs?

      Are you running 2.4GHz WiFi in a densely populated area, by any chance?

    102. Re:Enlighten me please by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I think that the single USB-C port is going to be pretty annoying for the people who buy one this year, but it is likely to have the same effect as making the iMac USB only: provide a sufficiently large demand for USB-C devices that it makes sense for peripheral manufacturers to produce docking stations, displays that can provide power over USB-C, and so on. In a couple of years, I expect that there will be enough devices on the market handle breakout from a single USB-C connector that people buying laptops won't have a problem with it.

      However, just like the original iMac, there's going to be a lead time where the only peripherals that you can connect reliably are (expensive) Apple-branded ones. If you remember the iMac launch, you'll recall that about a year later computer stores were full of USB stuff all in the same sort of translucent coloured plastic as the iMac to encourage iMac users to buy them, but a year after that the vast majority were bought to plug into non-Apple machines.

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    103. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At my work we have these things called "Docking Stations" - I just drop my Thinkpad onto it, instantly I'm connected to my 2 desktop monitors, wired LAN, power, DVD drive etc.

      When I leave, I shut down, press the eject lever and off pops the Thinkpad, ready for me to take home!

      It's a genius system; They only recently invented them over 20 years ago!

    104. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never mind .11g, Wireless N doesn't achieve the same speed as 100mb ethernet between my phone and PC with all being in a small room, I get about 2 to 3MB /sec. Web only seems to hit 6.5MB/s (more via ethernet)

    105. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If your bottleneck is wifi and not your ISP, then you obviously don't have Comcast.

    106. Re:Enlighten me please by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Still a pain in the ass having to buy and use one. If I buy an expensive machine, it does what I need without all kinds of other things dangling off of it. I'm the kind of person who cares about the environment and uses things until they die, and I can tell you all the monitors I have around here are still VGA.

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    107. Re:Enlighten me please by pantaril · · Score: 1

      Nobody plugs into a projector anymore.

      Where i live everybody plugs their projectors because they have no wireless capability. IMO it's stupid to throw away perfectly fine projector just because some new overpriced laptop doesn't have suitable port for it. I'll just choose different laptop.

    108. Re:Enlighten me please by Drethon · · Score: 1

      You obviously don't care about data security. Maybe when government contracts are no longer worried about WiFi being hacked we can get away from wired connections.

    109. Re:Enlighten me please by skegg · · Score: 1

      (a) Docking station.

      (b) Your favourite setup -- with a single cable -- could also have fallen behind the desk.

    110. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Long distance I'd agree wires are required, but at home I always stream HD video over WiFI and never have dropout/buffering issues. It's even on the 2.4GHz band not 5GHz. Of course this is in the same room, so I'm sitting next to the router and my TV has a direct line of sight to the router, but it works equally well if I'm on the laptop in the garden. 802.11n/ac is absolutely fine for HD video, 4k/8k video I'd agree with you on though.

      Having a good router that doesn't crash helps though - my previous one would regularly have its wireless network restart, which you could see in the per-interface uptimes. That had the effect on video you describe. But that was the driver and not WiFi itself that was the issue, and things like that probably give bad press to WiFi in general.

    111. Re:Enlighten me please by Drethon · · Score: 1
    112. Re: Enlighten me please by Albanach · · Score: 1

      I can understand the sentiment, but I wonder what sort of wire is going to give me 2 or 3 HDMI ports, a half dozen USB ports, audio in/out and Ethernet? Surely some Mac users also use dual head displays, an external disc drive (two if you need an external hard drive and CD/DVD/bluray) desktop speakers and a keyboard/mouse?

    113. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you use your monitor as a dock, and plug everything into it.

      You know most of those big clunky laptops have docks too, right? And you don't even need to plug anything in, they just click into place.

    114. Re:Enlighten me please by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a lot of money to spend on showing childishly simplistic powerpoint slides to a brain-numbed and apathetic audience desperately trying to hold out until they can take a comfort break and snort some sweet cocaine off the toilet stall floor while their admin assistant jerks them off with a holepunch.

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    115. Re:Enlighten me please by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      I have, but what I was talking about is the Barco click share that is currently the most popular system out there.

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    116. Re:Enlighten me please by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      WiFi is not the bottleneck, so why would I tie myself to a wire?

      What is the real world speed of WiFi in general?

      For Apple users it's apparently a gigabit per second as they see no difference between a wired and wireless connection.

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    117. Re:Enlighten me please by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 1

      I also love it when a small area of wifi is taken completely offline by an old and slightly broken microwave oven... it's awesome :)

    118. Re:Enlighten me please by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      And Ethernet is virtually extinct for laptops these days

      Agreed. On a consumer aimed laptop or ultra portable: sure. On a mac book pro? Not having one is idiotic. Especially given the performance differential between a busy wifi network and gigabit Ethernet.

      The real problem is that RJ-45 is much too big for a notebook over an inch thick - the weird solutions I've seen on non-Apple notebooks speak volumes. Solutions nobody would accept on an Apple product.

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    119. Re:Enlighten me please by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Protip: When trying to troll, you can't go full retard.

      Always works for you ...

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    120. Re:Enlighten me please by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      The typical .11g wireless, the sort found in the vast majority of offices can, under ideal circumstances and at close range, without interference and with only one device connected, just about reach half the capacity of a 100mbit ethernet connection. Or about 5% that of gig-eth.

      The typical office user does not require even half of a 100Mbps Ethernet connection.

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    121. Re:Enlighten me please by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "for hd video, wifi is NO SUBSTITUTE for wired enet.

      try an mkv file; oftentimes it takes 2 or even 3 minutes before vlc (on win7 ultimate) begins to play, and that is with the very latest media bridge of ac to ac wireless (2 asus routers). this is as good as wireless gets for consumers and yet I have a several minute wait time."

      That's your problem - the second you went into bridge mode you effectively HALVED your available bandwidth between routers.

      It's like nobody learned the lesson that DD-WRT taught people years and years ago - wireless bridges SUCK and are no replacement for a proper signal repeater.

      I have zero problems streaming 1080p video over my wireless network - why? Because I'm smart enough to not halve my bandwidth with an asinine network configuration, and I'm using one of the crappiest Belkin N-speed routers (with absolutely non-working port forwarding/DMZ on top of that!) I click a video from my media server, it's streaming pretty much immediately.

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    122. Re:Enlighten me please by Khyber · · Score: 1

      They're running a bridge - they effectively fucked their bandwidth off the jump by not using a proper purpose-specific repeater.

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    123. Re:Enlighten me please by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      it IS about latency. try seeking to a random point and watching the 'rebuild blocks' happen. it takes a while since it has to seek randomly and with some codecs, it 'asks a lot of small questions' and those are time critical, which wifi is bad about (too much delay and jitter, esp. on a busy network).

      wifi is 'good enough' for low speed bitrate 'youtube videos' but not for hd video watching.

      I wish you were right. I hate having to run wires at home. but the wifi I'm getting is pretty bad compared to wired. my system is respectable: i7, 16gb, local ssd-based, win7, no extra bloatware installed, just running vlc across my lan to a dedicated nas box.

      dvd video is a lot better but it was always designed for smooth playback with minimal seeks (old spinng media could not seek fast, decades ago) but modern video containers rarely are setup for playback efficiency to the level that old dvd was.

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    124. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fairness the new MacBook does come with a 3.5mm headphone jack.

      As for the others, really doesn't matter. If you are digging around for the mouse, keyboard, etc then getting the additional connector box is a non-issue, but even that has become irrelevant as the market has moved on (whether you have or not) to bluetooth mice and keyboards. I mean, even Microsoft has moved to bluetooth keyboards and mice.

    125. Re:Enlighten me please by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      If it were me, I'd study the way *my* customers used the ports and figure out how many the needed.

      Unless you wanted more people to buy your products.

      http://appleinsider.com/articl...

      You really needed to dig out an article over a year old to "prove" your point? Pretty desperate - even more so than usual.

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    126. Re:Enlighten me please by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Just because YOU have wireless projectors doesn't mean that EVERYONE is doing the same thing as you. I've worked at Fortune 500 companies that not only use wired projectors, they also rent them rather than owning one.

      'Granted I work for a company that install (wireless projectors)'

      Well, you're a shitty salesman if your main pitch is 'but everyone else is buying them from me!'

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    127. Re:Enlighten me please by GlobalEcho · · Score: 1

      Thank you for that....I was wondering if the port design allowed that kind of bidirectionality.

    128. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The complaint about the ethernet port is still valid because the current MBPs don't have them, either. It's one of the factors that made me seriously consider hackintoshing my next machine. Until wireless has at least the same latency and bandwidth as wired, it doesn't make sense to not have it in a "pro" machine.

    129. Re:Enlighten me please by yuna49 · · Score: 1

      I watch HD video in the Matroska container over wifi via NFS all the time without any problems. I upped the default cache size in smplayer to 2 MB. Other than that I've never had to do anything special.

    130. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a new router and stop throwing 1080p. You won't see 1080 under 50 inches, and you think Netflix is sending 1080p HD? Nope!

    131. Re: Enlighten me please by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      USB-C. It's actually designed to carry all the things you've mentioned.

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    132. Re:Enlighten me please by graphius · · Score: 1

      I agree that one port is way too few, but when I use my macbook pro on my desk, I have one cable (Thunderbolt) connected to a hub. I leave my network, second monitor, external hard drive and large wacom tablet plugged into this hub. I also have a second external hard drive plugged into a USB port.
      When I take my laptop out, I unplug the thunderbolt hub (and the second external drive, as I usually take it along) I can use my laptop on the road without carrying all the peripherals.

      I do require an SD card port though, and I do carry a thunderbolt to vga adaptor for use with projectors, but then again, I am not the target market for this new macbook, as it is more of a high end chromebook...

    133. Re: Enlighten me please by Albanach · · Score: 1

      I didn't for a minute suggest it couldn't. Rather, that a single wire doing all that plus power is going to be a spaghetti like mess, and a dock might be the better solution. I don't see anyone crying out for a single cable that has two adapters going off to monitors, another to the keyboard, another to the mouse, another to network, another to an external drive and then a few spare for regular USB use like SD cards, charging your phone, etc. Presumably, the solution is a usb-c hub, which begs the question why that's better than a dock which provides all the same at your desk, plus the laptop having sufficient ports for when your away from the mega cable?

      Also, from my understanding, usb-c does have some practical bandwidth limitations that could be an issue if your driving a multi-head setup and want decent bandwidth remaining for external disk and Ethernet. Admittedly that's going to be less common.

    134. Re:Enlighten me please by vux984 · · Score: 1

      I was on the Apple platform back then (and maybe you were too?) but honestly, no one gave a crap

      YOU didn't give a crap it was missing. I get that. but you wouldn't have given a crap if it was there either. And the dime it added to the cost of your mac wouldn't have offended you either.

      But if NO ONE gave a crap, the market for usb-adb adapters wouldn't have existed. In our case, it was a big PITA, at the time I worked for retail company that was all mac -- every workstation and laptop had barcode scanners. Not cheap-o ones either. (And yeah, they went with imacs for the aesthetics / counter appeal.)

      but we gained a huge selection of USB devices.

      Yes, the addition of USB was a godsend.

      SCSI was kind of a problem for a tiny bit, but Firewire was so much better.

      And did nothing for you if you had a big SCSI stack on your desk (which I had). The idea that I'm going to replace thousands of dollars of high end scsi gear just because i got a new computer ... it was bonkers. The external SCSI port should have hung around longer too.

    135. Re:Enlighten me please by fatwilbur · · Score: 1

      Wifi isn't always available.

      Or worse yet, now when I need to connect directly to my home router to figure out why the WiFi isn't working or is abnormally slow, I'd need to go find a real computer.

    136. Re:Enlighten me please by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Any company that is not being ran by incompetent twits are upgrading their AV equipment to use either Crestron, Extron, Barco or other Wireless video system The days of VGA are long gone and HDMI in the table are at an end and becoming extinct rapidly.

      Or indeed any company that's already got an established estate of AV equipment and doesn't want to replace it all unnecessarily.

      Or indeed any company that's using actual TVs as screens and wants to buy cheap TVs rather than spending three times as much supporting an arbitrary wireless specification nobody in their company's even fucking heard of.

      Granted I work for a company that installs this stuff, I programmed a board room's av and automation system last week that has more money in gear than 90% of the homes in the state are worth. Next week I am doing a cheapie $100,000 install.

      See, most of us work for companies that think $100k is a fuck of a lot of money to provide a service currently met by a $300 tv.

    137. Re:Enlighten me please by vux984 · · Score: 1

      The real problem is that RJ-45 is much too big for a notebook over an inch thick - the weird solutions I've seen on non-Apple notebooks speak volumes. Solutions nobody would accept on an Apple product.

      The rj-45 on my 13" 2012 (?) macbook pro is just fine. And I don't need a pro laptop to be thinner than that. I'm buying a pro because I want flexibility, performance, and capability not "maximum thin". If I wanted maximum thin at the expense of ports... I wouldn't be buying a Pro.

    138. Re:Enlighten me please by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I'm getting over 700Mbps sustained over my wifi. HD streaming is completely not an issue, and MKVs start up on my TV (which is only 802.11n so peaks at around 220Mbps) near instantly.

      Shit, my wifi is significantly faster than my ISP broadband speed and I have no issues watching 1080p video from various sites. Methinks someone's doing something wrong.

    139. Re:Enlighten me please by Cederic · · Score: 2

      Why not require an P-52 Mustang engine on it too

      Mainly because there was no P-52 Mustang.

      Mind, a Rolls Royce Merlin equipped laptop would sound glorious. I'd buy one, if I could carry it.

    140. Re:Enlighten me please by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      You really needed to dig out an article over a year old to "prove" your point?

      The first quarter of 2015 hasn't reported yet. Apple had a slight rise in market share at the end of last year, but they still haven't gotten back to 2013 levels.

      Are you really trying to argue that Apple doesn't want any more customers? That they're saying to themselves, "OK, we've got enough customers now, so let's only tailor our products to people who have already bought our products"?

      No, I don't think you really want to argue that. That's stupid, even for you.

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    141. Re:Enlighten me please by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Another thing, Plumpaquatsch (2701653):

      I've just perused your history of comments for the past 4 months, and I've noticed a very interesting pattern of posting when it comes to Apple. I invite other Slashdot users to have a look for themselves and see if they see the same pattern. Note the frequency and the level of advocacy and the particular quality of links.

      I bet the weather is nice this time of year in Cupertino.

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    142. Re:Enlighten me please by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      FWIW, a luggable still needs a power adapter, the larger laptops will tend to eat more power, and it's way too easy to forget to top off the battery, deal with unexpected travel delays, etc -- too risky to not carry it. The cables arguably are trivial in size/weight, and a laptop with an RJ45 still would need the RJ45 cable to be carried, never assume there's one at the other end. For this new MB, what I really don't get is the positioning -- I'd expected it to replace the 11/13" Airs, but instead we get refreshes of those *and* the 13" MBPR I think, for *4* laptops in the 11-13" range. I can't make any sense of that at all.

    143. Re:Enlighten me please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it's a problem with VLC rather than WiFi ? I have the same issue you do, yet the XBMC box starts playing right away with no buffering, and can skip and rewind no problem. Same mkv file.

    144. Re:Enlighten me please by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      I looked at your previous posts on any subject - and you turn out to be a complete lunatic who is constantly proving his wrong points with outdated data. Fuck You.

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    145. Re:Enlighten me please by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      You really needed to dig out an article over a year old to "prove" your point?

      The first quarter of 2015 hasn't reported yet.

      Who fucking cares? There have been 5 quarters reported since the one you point to (fucking read the date already, your data is for Q3 2013, and those quarters before have also been reported, and you picked out the one where Apple lost marketshare, to prove that Apple is losing marketshare. Do you really still want to make the point that Apple is bleeding customers?

      BTW, is there a reason why you picked numbers for the US market only? Oh, yeah, to prove your point by cherry picking data.

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    146. Re:Enlighten me please by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      The real problem is that RJ-45 is much too big for a notebook over an inch thick - the weird solutions I've seen on non-Apple notebooks speak volumes. Solutions nobody would accept on an Apple product.

      The rj-45 on my 13" 2012 (?) macbook pro is just fine.

      That's because it's an Apple. Other manufacturers have (even on thicker notebooks) either put the Ethernet-port in a bulge thicker than the rest of the computer, turned the port so the locking flap is always pressed (and the cable can easily be removed by accident), or use an proprietary adapter.

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    147. Re:Enlighten me please by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Other manufacturers have (even on thicker notebooks) either put the Ethernet-port in a bulge thicker than the rest of the computer, turned the port so the locking flap is always pressed (and the cable can easily be removed by accident), or use an proprietary adapter.

      Hardly a universal truth; and if anything a distinct minority. I've seen lots of perfectly fine Ethernet ports on laptops from other manufacturers.

    148. Re:Enlighten me please by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      BTW, is there a reason why you picked numbers for the US market only? Oh, yeah, to prove your point by cherry picking data.

      Except the trend has continued. Apple still isn't back to pre-2013 market share for computers.

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    149. Re:Enlighten me please by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I looked at your previous posts on any subject - and you turn out to be a complete lunatic who is constantly proving his wrong points with outdated data. Fuck You.

      At least I'm an amateur lunatic. I do it for the love of the lunacy, not because I'm part of some "New Media Strategy" to pimp someone's stock price.

      By all appearances, you are a pro, and it appears that you are now admitting as much.

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    150. Re:Enlighten me please by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      The problem seems to be MKVs to me - I have endless playback problems with them over the WiFi, whereas mp4 containers of comparable quality and size run without issue.

    151. Re:Enlighten me please by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      I looked at your previous posts on any subject - and you turn out to be a complete lunatic who is constantly proving his wrong points with outdated data. Fuck You.

      At least I'm an amateur lunatic. I do it for the love of the lunacy, not because I'm part of some "New Media Strategy" to pimp someone's stock price.

      By all appearances, you are a pro, and it appears that you are now admitting as much.

      So admit you are spreading lies because you are a lunatic, but can't actually prove what you claim about me. Because that's another of your insane lies. Thanks for clearing that up.

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    152. Re:Enlighten me please by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      BTW, is there a reason why you picked numbers for the US market only? Oh, yeah, to prove your point by cherry picking data.

      Except the trend has continued. Apple still isn't back to pre-2013 market share for computers.

      Except that you are wrong, and that you admitted you are lying, and that you of course can't back it up.

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  2. wait, what? by roc97007 · · Score: 5, Funny

    > Apple could be working on a more powerful tablet, something that could compete with Microsoft's Surface Pro line.

    What, really? Apple is designing a table that is only ever seen on Hawaii Five-0?

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    1. Re:wait, what? by Solandri · · Score: 1

      Apple could be working on a more powerful tablet, something that could compete with Microsoft's Surface Pro line.

      What, really? Apple is designing a table that is only ever seen on Hawaii Five-0?

      Having used computers since the 1980s, I've seen my share of market reversals. Apple dominated the early home PC market, but got steamrolled by the IBM PC. IBM thought it could control the PC and keep it proprietary, until Compaq blew the market wide open by reverse engineering the IBM BIOS. After releasing the Mac, Apple dominated the early GUI OS market, but Windows slowly took it over relegating the Mac to the 5% it has today. WordPerfect and Lotus 123 dominated office productivity apps, but missed the switch to Windows and were eclipsed by Office (actually there's a good argument that can be made that Microsoft duped them into prioritizing OS/2 development). Netscape and Internet Explorer. Internet Explorer and Firefox+Chrome. 3dFX and nVidia. Yahoo and Google. Palm to Windows CE to the Blackberry to the iPhone to Android.

      History is littered with the corpses of companies which, like you, assumed the upstart could never dethrone them from the market they dominated. If you rest on your laurels, you tend to get passed up like you're standing still. Because that's exactly what you're doing. If Apple is approaching their tablet redesigns as if the Surface Pro were the dominant player, they're doing absolutely the right thing to stay ahead.

    2. Re:wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, that's not fair! I've seen it on Elementary also.

    3. Re:wait, what? by mjwx · · Score: 5, Interesting

      > Apple could be working on a more powerful tablet, something that could compete with Microsoft's Surface Pro line.

      What, really? Apple is designing a table that is only ever seen on Hawaii Five-0?

      The strange and sad thing is, Surface Pro's are becoming more common in corporate environments because they're basically just Windows machines sans KB. So they're actually replacing laptops instead of pretending to replace laptops like Android and Apple Tablets.

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    4. Re:wait, what? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Speak for yourself fanboi.

    5. Re:wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHOOSH!!! I do believe he was referring to the original Surface project which was an interactive table top... as seen on Hawaii 5-0

    6. Re:wait, what? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Sorry to disappoint you, but I abandoned Apple when the G4 needed to be replaced. I've been on Win7 since it came out, and will probably be on it for a good long time, as Win8 absolutely sucks. You don't need to be a glassy-eyed Apple fanboi to recognize that Surface is not the slightest bit interesting.

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    7. Re:wait, what? by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      I think MS Surface is also product placed in "The Dome"

    8. Re:wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Whys is that sad?

      Diversity and competition is a good thing.

    9. Re:wait, what? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Oh you don't need to be a current user of a device to act like a fanboi. You just go down the checklist:
      - Straight away discount products based on company name like Apple couldn't make a bad product.
      - Assume everyone things like you do.
      - Ignore the direct comment they were replying to which listed actual specifications.

      Yep tick all three.

      I argue the opposite. The Surface is the first "interesting" (your word not mine) device I have bought and used in years. Finally a device that changed the way I work and made two of my previous devices obsolete. But hey I was short sighted when a camera first came on a phone too. Why would I need that? I have a camera already!

      But quite critically you and I have differing opinions so let me re-quote 3/4 of my previous post:
      "Speak for yourself"

      -Typed from my hammock holding a light tablet not encumbered by the heft of most laptops which none-the-less runs a full Windows OS.

    10. Re:wait, what? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Surface owner. Shoulda known. There are all kinds of fanbois. The Microsoft kind is rarer. Especially these days.

      You know, I've only ever seen one (1) in the wild. At a conference where laptops running Windows still outnumbered the shiny apple-notebook-whatevers, there was one lonely person wildly swiping on their Windows tablet. Was that you?

      There isn't always a technical reason for a product penetration by a major company staying in the low single digits. But I think there might be in this case.

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    11. Re:wait, what? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Shoulda known what? That I'm happy with a product? Surprise!
      That someone has a different view to you? Another Surprise!
      That maybe your world view is not as large as you think? OMG Surprises all around!

      I've seen hundreds. I was convinced by several people to get them. Surface is the primary business laptop of my State's government. Several of my friends have them (though I'm the only one with the Pro 3 currently). My girlfriend is a teacher and has a trail unit that will replace all 1300 staff and student's iPads in 3rd quarter this year.

      So yeah, there's only one in the wild. Zero product penetration. And the device is completely useless. Yessirree.

    12. Re:wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see a bigger increase in Mac Book Airs than I do Surface Pros.
      The iPad doesn't want to replace Windows machines.

  3. No more ports! by TJ_Phazerhacki · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Imagine, a technology that would allow you to connect peripherals wirelessly. You know, like Bluetooth, which has been around since 1994. Look at how it dominates the peripheral industry! /sarcasm

    Look, my inherent dislike of AAPL (and the people who love it) died some time ago. The problem I have with them now is not the fault of the Company - it's the idiots who keep buying this stuff. Seriously, gold colored iPhones, solid gold tchotckes that are designed to be obsolete within 2 years - madness.

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    1. Re:No more ports! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a bit unclear how the spending habits of hipsters affects the amount of money you have available. But if it makes you feel good, by all means stay in your bubble of obliviousness...

    2. Re:No more ports! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, gold colored iPhones, solid gold tchotckes that are designed to be obsolete within 2 years - madness.

      Nothing wrong with gold colored iPhones (and no, I don't happen to have one of those). Would you prefer phones in beige plastic like computers in the 80's did? As far as the solid gold watch, you're missing the point entirely. The people who could actually afford that thing in the first place wouldn't wear it more than two years anyway.

    3. Re:No more ports! by nomel · · Score: 1

      Bluetooth was horribly implemented by most devices and use cases. 8 device limit (although, I've rarely seen anything that supports pairing with more than one), wasn't really usable as a data connection for iPhone since that required jumping through certifications hoops, many Android implementations were broken, and not much that has Bluetooth goes beyond audio.

      It could have been cool, but broken software stacks meant that nothing but the most basic profiles worked reliably and making something interesting meant it wouldn't work in the field. This whole iBeacon thing being anything but trivial makes me shutter at the lack of creativity for Bluetooth devices in the last decade.

      Maybe things will get better with 4.1.

    4. Re:No more ports! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The problem with wireless is density.

      I can't use wireless mice, keyboards, speakers/headphones, wifi bridges, or anything else around here (there's more APs here than I can be bothered count, easily over 200) - the inteference is ridiculous, you literally can't even type of a wireless keyboard around here (CBD area).

      If that's the future Apple wants us to have, goodbye.

    5. Re:No more ports! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they work at or have shares in AAPL?

    6. Re:No more ports! by strong_epoxy · · Score: 1

      I _love_ the gold iPhone. I can't wait to get one.

    7. Re:No more ports! by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      Exactly, if someone will pay $10k for a watch, and I know a lot of people with Rolex's, then why not an Apple watch? I'm sure Rolex is top-notch, but when you pay more than $100 for a watch you're paying for something beyond anything relating to keeping time. I hear all these crazy numbers about accuracy, but there is no practical value for that, you're really just buying a status symbol. So while the Apple watch does in fact do more than keep time, it's more or less irrelevant as you're paying for a label and a look anyway. Also, clearly you have a large amount of disposable income.

      Finally, and this should be obvious to slashdot, helping rich people part with their money is generally good for 99% of all other people. If anything, we should be trying to identify and sell MORE overpriced needful things.

    8. Re:No more ports! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Rolex is jewelry. It's shiny. Like all the over priced diamonds driven by the DeBeers cartel. Shiny, shiny, shiny! Shiny FTW!

    9. Re:No more ports! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it were a real watch (moving parts style), at $10000 they would wear it the rest of their lives and pass it on to an heir.

    10. Re:No more ports! by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      trickle down economics... Apple's 'innovation' at the high end will eventually filter down to the masses.

    11. Re:No more ports! by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      You buy a rolex for one reason. To show others you have money.

      You buy a solid gold Apple watch for one reason..... LOOK AT ME I HAVE MONEY MONEY MONEY!

      Solid gold anything has one use..... LOOK AT HOW RICH I AM!

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    12. Re:No more ports! by eepok · · Score: 1

      I'm not even too concerned with interference. I'm concerned with batteries. Replaceable, non-replaceable-- it doesn't matter. I would much rather have a lighter keyboard and mouse that never needs to be recharged because they get their power via USB. I would much rather not have to eventually dispose of the toxic Li-On batteries let alone the entire device when the non-replaceable battery craps out.

    13. Re:No more ports! by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Look at how it dominates the peripheral industry! /sarcasm

      Why the sarcasm? The list of bluetooth devices in my house include mice, keyboards, game controllers, mobile phones, headphones, watches, heck even the exercise computer on my bicycle.

      The list of computers that have bluetooth in my house include all of them except for my server and my shitty 3 year old laptop work where the lack of bluetooth is really the least of my complaints.

    14. Re:No more ports! by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Finally, and this should be obvious to slashdot, helping rich people part with their money is generally good for 99% of all other people.

      Nope. The money is being shuffled from moderately rich people to filthy rich people, and the workers are all being paid slave wages while the Apple corporation dodges taxes so they're not paying for wear and tear on our infrastructure. So actually, the world would be better off if Apple died in a fire.

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    15. Re:No more ports! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's exactly the same as the other Apple watches, just gold. You could just as easily gold-plate one of the steel ones which I imagine many people will do. The people who would buy the $10000 one would likely spend a little bit more on a bespoke version, not the bog-standard one that Apple mass-manufactures.

    16. Re:No more ports! by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      While the other comment had some true statements to make, I also want to bring up that like most companies only a fraction of the profit makes it to the top. The rest is paid out, "lost", in wages, rent, endless suppliers & mfg/design equipment, etc. Money spent on frivolotities is much more helpful to the average guy than money "invested" in real-estate or stock. Real-estate investments, for example, tend to be incredibly hurtful to the majority of people who only see their rents/mortgages increase, and banks are only too eager to offer more balls and chains to working class homeowners. Corporate investments end up being part of some pyramid game of investor buyoffs that basically defines wall street: only a small portion of that makes it to the working class when it gets transformed into venture capital for new endeavors. Taxes may arguably be the best, in that civil servants tend to be relatively poorly paid and soak up a good hunk of that money, but they're the hardest weapon to wield, particularly with our current political climate. The only other option is inflation, which is very much a double edged sword.

      So if you can convince some rich guy to pay $10k for a watch that probably cost $200 to make, you did real damn good, see if you can get him to also buy an overpriced car made out of solid gold, and possibly a trip to the moon.

      Apple does do the best job of most tech corporations of hiring Americans, at least in the design phase, and they do manage some mfg in the US (but probably not on this product). The real problem is that our libertarian element has refused to allow us to construct laws that make it difficult/impossible for people utilizing slave labor in the far east to sell their products here. The problem is in our government, it is primarily in China, and it is also in the UN. As long as wage arbitrage remains a thing, we're stuck with this system and they best we can do is try to liberate rich-guy money via abusing him of his misplaced sensibilities.

    17. Re:No more ports! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rolex is privately owned, and operates partly as a charitable foundation. And since they're manufacturing in Switzerland, they're probably paying better than slave labour wages. So if you must spent $10k on a watch (ha, I wish), the Rolex would be a more ethical choice than the Apple. Almost certainly holds its value better too (worse than blue chip shares, much better than cars).

    18. Re:No more ports! by Tom · · Score: 1

      Are you aware how much free press this thing creates for Apple? Not to mention it makes the very expensive regular watches seem affordable in comparison. Meanwhile the target audience doesn't care if it's 10k or 20k or whatever. Do you think the Silicon Valley billionaires give one fuck about 10 grand? Or the movie and music stars? They don't care that they'll buy a new one in 2 years, or probably next year, either. They already buy a new iPhone every time they lost theirs in one of their ten bedrooms. Normal people like us can hardly understand how little money matters to people who don't work for it (they let other people work).

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    19. Re:No more ports! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      That and batteries. The most ridiculous thing about the new Macbook is that you can't charge it and use USB at the same time unless you buy a $80 dongle, which kinda ruins the sleek look anyway. There is room for at least another couple of USB ports on the case... Maybe it's too crammed inside, but other manufacturers managed to make even smaller laptops with more ports.

      Being generous, perhaps they used all the available USB ports internally for other things (webcam, Bluetooth, keyboard?) and only had one port left without adding a second controller.

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    20. Re:No more ports! by Hodr · · Score: 1

      Isn't this something that the higher frequency standards (like 50Ghz wireless) are supposed to help with?

      The signal doesn't propagate very far, probably even through cube walls. The channels are tiny, so you could fit a ton of devices next to each other. And the speed is ridiculous, so you could dedicate a huge margin to redundancy and error correction without producing much latency.

    21. Re:No more ports! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does Apple avoid property, fuel, and local business taxes?

    22. Re:No more ports! by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      The most ridiculous thing about the new Macbook is that you can't charge it and use USB at the same time unless you buy a $80 dongle

      For now. But given USB Type C has been out over a year now, it's only a matter of time before someone else makes a MacBook to everything adapter.

      If the only complaint about the MacBook is that USB connector, I'd say Apple did well - it's a non-proprietary connector that everyone's had a year to release stuff for. And given how few devices are out there, it appears that Apple is again going to forge the production of a pile of new USB devices like it did way back in the late 90s when it went USB only (and the only USB things were overpriced keyboards and mice).

      Perhaps blame the USB accessory manufacturers for sitting on USB Type C.

    23. Re:No more ports! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> it's the idiots who keep buying this stuff. Seriously, gold colored iPhones...

      what's wrong with, rich peoples' money taken by people who need work?

    24. Re:No more ports! by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 2

      If it were a real watch (moving parts style), at $10000 they would wear it the rest of their lives and pass it on to an heir.

      Why would somebody buy such a cheap watch let alone bequeath it to a loved one? $10k is peanuts for a mechanical watch, let alone a gold one, you wouldn't give one to your gardener.

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    25. Re:No more ports! by Imazalil · · Score: 1

      Please let me know what hardware maker I should support with my money that pays their 'fair share' of corporate taxes.

      (Yes, I am serious)

    26. Re:No more ports! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Solid gold wedding ring?

    27. Re:No more ports! by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

      "You buy a rolex for one reason. To show others you have money." - It wasn't always that way. Just like BMW, it has become the "rich prick" ID card. But way back when, Rolex made it's name by being a superbly built watch. Still is. But it's also become equal parts status symbol. They also tightly control the supply and price. That is why you will never see a Rolex on sale. Dealers are forbidden to do so. A used one, sure, but never a new one on sale.

    28. Re:No more ports! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      While the other comment had some true statements to make, I also want to bring up that like most companies only a fraction of the profit makes it to the top.

      Apple is interesting specifically because a smaller-than-usual fraction of the profit goes to workers. That's why their cash reserves are so large. They have more markup than most manufacturers, which they can sustain due to their current cachet.

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    29. Re:No more ports! by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Not to mention it makes the very expensive regular watches seem affordable in comparison.

      No. The very expensive watches have more digits in their price tag. Before the decimal point.

      They're almost exclusively mechanical too, although there's invariably an element of bling involved.

    30. Re:No more ports! by Tom · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean other watches, sorry for not being clear. I meant the high price tag on the gold Apple watch makes the regular Apple watches seem affordable. It's a variation of an old marketing trick called "door in the face".

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    31. Re:No more ports! by Cederic · · Score: 1

      To be fair, the opening price range isn't unreasonable relative to other mass produced high function relatively elegant watches. There are a few manufacturers playing in that "hundreds of dollars" space, although I'd prefer something like one of the Citizen radio signal solar powered titanium watches than the equivalently priced 18 hour battery life Apple option.

      It's not the cheap end of the market though, and there's a massive amount of choice even under $20, especially if you're willing to try binary displays or other non-standard time mechanisms. Sure, they're not smart watches, but they tell the time.

    32. Re:No more ports! by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      Another problem with having only one USB port: performance will be seriously compromised if you have a mix of high and low speed devices connected. Sure, they want you to go with Bluetooth for the mouse and keyboard if you are connecting those... but what if you have a USB mouse that you really love? Or you hook up something like a UPC scanner? (Many of those now use USB and act just like a keyboard, typing things to the computer when you scan a bar code.) Or a desktop label printer? What's going to happen is that the performance of your fast USB devices is going to be utter crap because you can't move them to another port that has only fast devices on it, as you would do on any sensibly designed computer.

    33. Re:No more ports! by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      The decision to use USB C is fine. But the system should have had three ports, not one. Having only one kills too many use cases.

    34. Re:No more ports! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bluetooth was created on paper in 1994. Bluetooth has been *around* since 2000.

  4. Compete with Surface by Spy+Handler · · Score: 1

    "Apple could be working on a more powerful tablet, something that could compete with Microsoft's Surface Pro line.

    Perhaps because Microsoft sells tens of millions of tablets every quarter while nobody even knows Apple's tablets exist. Oh wait...

  5. hey, what time is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
  6. The rich are a growth industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Conspicuous consumption provides a perverse incentive to make products with outrageous margins on the off chance you can get a thousand rich people to buy them instead of the several hundred thousand poor people you'd have to convince otherwise.

  7. Re:The moan of sour grapes by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

    When discussing paying $10,000 for a watch who's brand-name does not end in "olex", invoking Aesop's fables might be a bit presumptive.

  8. Jewellery Obsolescence by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

    Normally, if you are a person who is inclined to blow $10k on a piece of jewellery, you would expect that you "investment" *won't* be obsolete in one year.

    1. Re:Jewellery Obsolescence by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Normally, if you are a person who is inclined to blow $10k on a piece of jewellery, you would expect that you "investment" *won't* be obsolete in one year.

      But if you can afford $10K on a piece of chrome fluff, maybe you don't care.

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    2. Re:Jewellery Obsolescence by nomel · · Score: 2

      If you think a $10k piece of Jewelry is an investment, unless you plan on melting down the gold when prices are high or it's a collectors, then you are most likely not the type of person that could afford one. The friendly man behind the counter at the pawn shop can help explain the intricacies of jewelry pricing to you, and laugh when you claim "but I paid xxx!!!".

    3. Re:Jewellery Obsolescence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      THIS, absolutely.

      Jewelry has always been just a much an investment as a status symbol. In fact, in large swaths of Asia, it is the primary investment platform for many families.

      Many people who buy a Rolex, for example, are comfortable paying a large amount for it because they are fairly certain that they can pass it on to one of their children in 25 years, and it will still be both useful and valuable, possibly even more so than it was when they bought it.

      This thing is basically a scaled-down cell phone, one of the consumer products least likely to be either useful (standards change) or valuable (how much is that RAZR worth these days?) in the future.

      Sure, the precious metal content will probably mean that this thing will always retain some value, but unless it is an ultra rare item and thus becomes very collectible, the gold Apple Watch will always be worth significantly and increasingly less in your possession than it was on the shelf at the Apple Store.

    4. Re:Jewellery Obsolescence by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      But if you can afford $10K on a piece of chrome fluff, maybe you don't care [about obsolescence].

      iBling

    5. Re:Jewellery Obsolescence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or bricked by a software update; but that never happens.

    6. Re:Jewellery Obsolescence by vux984 · · Score: 1

      If you think a $10k piece of Jewelry is an investment

      The average person who WOULD consider buying a $10,000 trinket would THIS particular trinket shockingly bad value.

      This trinket is not for people who can justify spending $5000 on a clutch, or $1500 on a pair of shoes, or $10000 on a necklace... because those things will last them the rest of their lives. Its not like my wife thinks of her Prada handbags and Louboutin shoes etc are investments; they are things she loves, wears to special events and occasions will keep for the rest of her life.

      This trinket might not be compatible with her next phone, rendering it potentially useless as soon as a year from now. Its certainly not going to be something she might decide to wear to an event in 2025 or 2040...

      THIS trinket is for people who can justify spending $5000 on a bottle of wine with dinner, $1500 on a cab ride, $10000 on a dress they will wear to the event Saturday and then never again.

      Its for a whole next level of "money to burn" above even people who have that kind of money to burn on trinkets.

    7. Re:Jewellery Obsolescence by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      Its for a whole next level of "money to burn" above even people who have that kind of money to burn on trinkets.

      I totally agree, and I will say that if I were going to drop that kind of money on a watch it would be a Rolex that I would have the rest of my life. Right now, I'm wearing a citizen eco-drive - I think a Skyhawk - that I paid $300 or $400 for in 2002. Do you think anybody's going to be wearing their Apple iwatch 12 years from now?

      Anyway, what I was going to say is that my feeling from experience is that the $10K Apple watch is probably not going to be worn by truly wealthy people who can afford it, but rather by wannabes who want to look the part. The "fake it until you make it" crowd. The ones who bought the "I Am Rich" app (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_Rich).

    8. Re:Jewellery Obsolescence by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      Please explain what will be obsolete about it.

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    9. Re:Jewellery Obsolescence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its not like my wife thinks of her Prada handbags and Louboutin shoes etc are investments; they are things she loves, wears to special events and occasions will keep for the rest of her life.

      The rest of her life, huh? The whole point of the fashion industry is to ensure those items become outmoded and garish as fast as possible. If she really thinks those items will be usable 30 years from now, she should be happy to receive ones that are 30 years old.

      You could test this hypothesis. Buy her something from the height of 1980's fashion. Convince her it's the same as what's available today.

    10. Re:Jewellery Obsolescence by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

      Most jewelry is a terrible investment. But some watches are actually a very good investment. I'm thinking vintage Rolex and Patek Philippe watches, some of which are worth hundreds of thousands of dollars or even more. Eric Clapton is a noted Rolex collector.

      The Apple gold watch most certainly does not fall in this category. Some of the early ones will get hawked on eBay at big markups but the price will plummet after that.

      Vintage watches are collectible because they are works of art, not because they are toys.

  9. Re:The moan of sour grapes by mlts · · Score: 3, Insightful

    To me, if Apple wants to price a watch at $10,000 because it is gold colored while there is an offering with the same exact functionality for a few C-notes, that's just fine. Let people who want to spend that much for a watch help finance Apple's R&D so "the rest of us" can get new and cool things. Same if Apple decided to buy Vertu and make diamond-encrusted iPhone 7s. If people want them, so much the better.

    iPhones are not that expensive either relatively. I still remember when one of HTC's phones ran $1200, and that was with a two year contract.

  10. Oops by Vrekais · · Score: 1

    Almost all the people I've met with Macbooks have been musicians, despite the advent of diigital distribution being able to burn a CD or music is still something a lot of them do. Also having enough connectivity for Midi controllers and other peripherals is a must.

    I get the Mac Book Air, it's effectively Chrome Book's worth of connectivity for people with more money than sense.

    But isn't the Mac Book meant to be a production machine, that what people are always trying to convince me they are, and to be fair audio editing software as good as what comes free with a Macbook does make the price more seem more reasonable for the spec.

    1. Re: Oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the macbook air disappears, macbook pro remains the laptop of choice for pros, while previous air owners will choose between macbook and a 12" iPad?

    2. Re:Oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point. Surely any wireless audio solution is going to introduce latency, which is not what you want when controlling software through MIDI hardware, for example.

    3. Re:Oops by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Almost all the people I've met with Macbooks have been musicians

      Almost all the people I meet have MacBooks. And most of the people I meet are creatives (mostly not music) and developers. And most of those are Macbook Pros. I assume the Macbook Airs (and now the Macbook) are more for consumers and business types that need to edit documents and use the internet.

    4. Re:Oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Almost all the people I've met with Macbooks have been musicians

      All the people I've met with Macbooks have bene engineers. I bought one in 2007 and never needed to buy another. We had a new hire this week and she had two (for whatever reason). Being able to learn to use OSX was great, long-term. I've worked on macs at almost every position since, frontend/backend doesn't seem to matter.

    5. Re:Oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > connectivity for Midi controllers

      Bullshit. Cook said DJs don't need it therefore they don't need it. Anyone that says they need it is a liar. They probably say they want it because they hate Cook for being gay. That is the way of their kind. They hate hate hate. That is why we do not need ports unless we are a gay basher, as Cook noted. Cook is almost always right so this proves the hatred of your kind.

    6. Re:Oops by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      Developers?

      We must mix in different circles then because most developers I know use Eclipse/Visual Studio/emacs/vim. Buying a macbook just to run a productivity OS in Virtualbox seems a cruel and unusual punishment. :)

    7. Re:Oops by WalrusSlayer · · Score: 1
      You'd be surprised what you can do with an Air. Mine, which is admittedly tricked out with max memory an i7 and a 512G SSD, can do some pretty heavy lifting. In addition to the native OSX (which gives me tight integration to my iThing collection), I also run Win7 in Parallels. We're talking full-up Visual Studio plus some other tools that I can't run in OSX.
      Short of the too-small screen, it performs admirably. And the size/weight/battery-life has a lot going for it. I recently was spending day-long sessions on a deployment site upgrading firmware to over a hundred embedded devices. The two other guys had Dells, which crapped out by lunch (why they didn't bring a spare battery is beyond me, but whatever), whereas my Air cooked along all day. And was way less fatiguing to carry around from station to station.

      So these aren't necessarily status symbols for light workloads. They are capable of real work.

    8. Re: Oops by LDAPMAN · · Score: 1

      Ehhh... You do realize a MacBook runs all that except visual studio natively. Vim and emacs are part of the default install. I work with developers from pretty much every industry and MacBooks are by far the dominant laptop.

    9. Re: Oops by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      Well regarding Eclipse, Java was a 2nd class citizen under Jobs, so I am skeptical of any commitment to the platform under OS X. from the time we couldn't ship Java 6 features because Apple were still on version 5, and refusing to update some computers from 1.4.2.

      Things may have changed since Larry took over the port but the distrust is still there and for cross-platform development, I see little reason to embrace a Mac. Vim and emacs work equally well on Linux, if not better. :)

      Understably if one were developing products for iPhone or Mac then certainly.

    10. Re:Oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Developers working on the MS/WISA stack use Windows, other developers and particularly web developers prefer OS X or Linux.

    11. Re:Oops by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      Well I've mainly worked for corporations where the Windows desktop reigns supreme and most correspondence is still done with Office and Outlook plus all the inhouse tools they foist upon us. If I can't get away with Libreoffice on Linux and use an ad-hoc calendaring system then having a copy of Windows on hand is then the next easiest thing than to find that this piece of software doesn't run on OS X and you'll have to run a copy of Windows in a VM.

      Certainly that's been my experience in the technological backwater of Australia. Perhaps the acceptance of platform agnostic workflows is greater in other parts of the world.

    12. Re:Oops by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      We must mix in different circles then because most developers I know use Eclipse/Visual Studio/emacs/vim.

      Thankfully so. I wouldn't touch Java with a bargepole.

      Here for example is a photo from a Ruby on Rails conference.
      http://globalnerdy.com/wordpre...

      Here's one from NASA.
      https://macdailynews.files.wor...

      And just for giggles here's one from the Windows 10 launch.
      http://cdn.cultofmac.com/wp-co...

    13. Re:Oops by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      Almost all the people I've met with Macbooks

      There hasn't been a "Macbook" (without Air or Pro) for about 4 years.

      If anything, the new Macbook is actually the new Macbook Air, because it is just like the original Air was to the Macbook back then. Apple simply didn't pull some renaming shenanigans just to make that clear to everyone.

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  11. Reoccurring "cash for pleasure" phenomenon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a symbol, "Apple feeds on me".

    I am guessing they're thanking apple for the immense of feel-good dopamine and endorphins released whenever they're using Apple products.

  12. People Wear Watches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Air is still a toy compared to my Surface. Great for people that want to pay 5x as much as they need to so they can read Facebook and do some emails looking like a boss who will need to throw it out and buy a new one in 2 years as Apple's forced obsolescence kicks in.

  13. They lost their soul in 2014 by Ichijo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...when they made the memory in the new Mac Minis impossible to upgrade and reduced their performance. The late 2012 quad-core model is still the fastest, best one they ever made.

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    1. Re:They lost their soul in 2014 by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 2

      Yeah that was a complete step backwards.

      It is almost as if they DON'T want the Mac Mini to succeed !

    2. Re:They lost their soul in 2014 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Memory soldered on results in faster obsolesce. However, it also has benefits for the consumer :
        (1) Longer term reliability
        (2) Lower initial purchase cost

    3. Re:They lost their soul in 2014 by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      (1) Longer term reliability

      That may be true, but it comes at the expense of repairability.

      (2) Lower initial purchase cost

      I bought my 2012 Mac Mini with 4GB of memory, then paid OWC $114.99 for 16GB for which Apple wanted $300. (Or maybe it was $400.)

      At least OSX Yosemite was a free upgrade.

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    4. Re:They lost their soul in 2014 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on the task. The storage subsystem (flash on pci-e) is much faster in the new models.

    5. Re:They lost their soul in 2014 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Memory soldered on results in faster obsolesce. However, it also has benefits for the consumer :

        (1) Longer term reliability

        (2) Lower initial purchase cost

      1 ) maybe, if done right
      2 ) not with apple

    6. Re:They lost their soul in 2014 by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      Intel NUC and Gigabyte Brix have stolen the market share of the Mac mini, for those of us who don't run OS X at least.

      Now compare the price of the base iMac ($US1099) to the base Mini ($US499). That's a $US600 price difference for near identical specs (8GB vs 4GB). I'm sure it's a lovely screen but c'mon. I can buy a very nice monitor for $US200 and attach a NUC to the back with a vesa mounting plate. With the advantage I can keep the screen when I upgrade to a newer computer and sell the other one online for 50% of its original value.

      Wanting the Mac Mini to succeed while not acknowledging that iMacs earn Apple a tidy markup?

    7. Re:They lost their soul in 2014 by antdude · · Score: 1

      Ever since Steve Jobs passed away, Apple started to go down hill fast. :(

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    8. Re:They lost their soul in 2014 by tlhIngan · · Score: 2

      ...when they made the memory in the new Mac Minis impossible to upgrade and reduced their performance. The late 2012 quad-core model is still the fastest, best one they ever made.

      I agree about the RAM - that is stupid, however, the reason for the dual core is simple - Intel doesn't make the i7 in the required socket formfactor. The i5s and i7s used in the Mac Mini are the same socket, so it's a single design.

      So if Apple wanted to offer the i5 and i7, they had to either design two Mac Mini motherboards, one for each, or use the slower i7 because that's all Intel has.

      It's not the ONLY time Apple's been hampered by Intel's lineup.

      And the Mac Mini isn't exactly Apple's top seller. It joins the Mac Pro in the worst sellers in the lineup. So no, the dual motherboard idea is not flying.

      But the soldered RAM on the Mini doesn't make sense - there's no compelling reason for it - there's no space limits (the current Mac Mini is the same volume as the old one) like there is in the portable lineup, and there's nothing in the new mini that takes up so much space that the RAM couldn't be accomodated.

    9. Re:They lost their soul in 2014 by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      The 2011 model I have came with a BTO discrete GPU. I skipped the 2012 model since even it was a step backwards for me, on account of it not offering a discrete GPU. I was waiting for the new models with bated breath, only to find out that the entry-level model benchmarked the same or worse in pretty much every metric that I cared about when compared to my current machine. By the time I specced a mini that was better enough than mine to make it worth the upgrade, I realized I'd be better served by just building my own PC with that money while keeping my old mini around, since the only reason I wanted the upgraded hardware was for gaming anyway, given that my old mini will be fine for general purpose stuff for at least several more years.

      And then I went and got engaged, so that money got spoken for in other ways...

    10. Re:They lost their soul in 2014 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yosemite might have been free but I wouldn't call it an upgrade. It has all gone downhill since 10.6.

    11. Re:They lost their soul in 2014 by ArcadeMan · · Score: 2

      The soldered RAM makes sense because they're using LPDDR3 memory (I think because of the Intel CPU models they're using) and AFAIK there's no LPDDR3 SODIMMs.

      But it still pisses me off to have to pay Apple's prices for RAM.

      If they at least made the Mac mini smaller, but nope. And when they do make it smaller, I'm pretty sure it will lose a lot of ports too, which means it's Hackintosh or nothing for my next computer.

    12. Re:They lost their soul in 2014 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best is subjective. I prefer the increased graphics performance, thunderbolt (speed and port count) , and power efficiency of the new Mac Mini. The unavailability of a quad-core model is a regression and you just can't get over yourself about it.

  14. Profit Margins on the Apple Watch Edition by lionchild · · Score: 0

    If estimates on costs for the materials alone on the Apple Watch Edition are at least near the mark, the 18k gold used costs over $8,000. Plus you add the cost for electronics and the sapphire on top of that, this should mean that a $10,000 Apple Watch Edition has the lowest profit margin of the entire line, well under 20%, while the average profit margin on many Apple products are northwards of 30% - 40%.

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    1. Re:Profit Margins on the Apple Watch Edition by tgeller · · Score: 5, Informative

      "the 18k gold used costs over $8,000"

      Whatever you're smoking, I want some. Gold spot price is currently a bit below $1,200. Are you suggesting there's nearly 7 ounces of gold in these watches???

      Oh, and spot price is for 24-karat gold, each ounce of which makes 1-1/3rd an ounce of 18-karat gold. So... does one of these watches weigh 10 ounces?

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    2. Re:Profit Margins on the Apple Watch Edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 42mm version is circa 67grams total. This is extraordinarily light for a 'solid' gold watch. If you assume 50g of the total weight is gold, that's a hair over $2k's worth

    3. Re:Profit Margins on the Apple Watch Edition by Holi · · Score: 2

      55 grams of 18kt gold, you might want to do you math again.

      http://www.businessinsider.com...

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    4. Re:Profit Margins on the Apple Watch Edition by TubeSteak · · Score: 5, Informative

      Oh, and spot price is for 24-karat gold, each ounce of which makes 1-1/3rd an ounce of 18-karat gold. So... does one of these watches weigh 10 ounces?

      Even better, the speculation is that Apple's gold watch is only technically 18-karat.
      Why technically? Because the definition for 18-karat is that gold must make up 75% of the alloy's mass.

      Apple patented a... not-alloy... that uses ceramic instead of metal. (PDF)
      Since ceramic is significantly lighter by volume, Apple can use less gold and still meet the 75% gold-by-mass standard.

      TLDR: Not all gold is created equal.

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    5. Re:Profit Margins on the Apple Watch Edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A metal/ceramic mix is not really an alloy either, so I don't think it passes that test for 18-karat gold.

    6. Re:Profit Margins on the Apple Watch Edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple can use less gold and still meet the 75% gold-by-mass standard.

      What? No. Gold is sold by mass. If the case is 20g, then it contains 15g of gold.

      There's no magic that makes it anything else. There's no way to use "less" gold and maintain an 18 kt standard.

      By using a lightweight ceramic in the mix, which by the way was not mentioned at all by Apple, all it does is reduce the volume of gold in a three-dimensional form, which no one cares about in the first place. There's the exact same amount of gold in the only way that matters: cost.

    7. Re:Profit Margins on the Apple Watch Edition by fluffernutter · · Score: 2

      So? Macs are only technically computers. Apple sells them just fine.

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  15. Non tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    As the geek in the family I don't really see a use case strong enough to want one. My nurse wife has already declared I am buying her one.

  16. Re:The moan of sour grapes by nomel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What's the point of a Rolex? They're absolutely obsolete, unless you're going for some strange fashion statement involving sporadic announcements of "it's a Rolex". If you are rich, then it'll be impressive as a pair of blue jeans for the rest of us. But, if you want a modern smart watch that you can dress up with, where the Rolex used to go, then you're choices are limited to exactly one. There's an absolute gaping void in the market that they're putting *something* into. What's the problem with that? Why does that involve a "soul"?

  17. Re:The moan of sour grapes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's not 'gold coloured'. It's literally solid gold.

  18. Apple - the ultimate iHipster by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 4, Funny

    Back in the day Apple was about bringing computers to the masses, and simplifying them to make them accessible.

    Selling a $10K watch just proves Apple only cares about profits now.

    Apple has become the ultimate iHipster.

    1. Re:Apple - the ultimate iHipster by Holi · · Score: 1

      Back in the day Steve Wozniak worked for Apple.

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    2. Re:Apple - the ultimate iHipster by Kjella · · Score: 2

      Back in the day Apple was about bringing computers to the masses, and simplifying them to make them accessible. Selling a $10K watch just proves Apple only cares about profits now. Apple has become the ultimate iHipster.

      What age was that? As far back as I can remember Macs were aiming for graphics artists, designers, sound artists, movie workstations, every kind of hip, creative industry. The "boring" segment bought PCs. There were nerdier and in many cases better audio players before the iPod, but the white earphones quickly became the telltale sign of a hipster. They've never ever released a cheap product trying to undercut others on price. They did have a runaway success with the iPhone but I think you're giving Jobs more credit than he deserves if you think breaking out of the "hipster" segment and becoming mainstream was part of the plan.

      They launched a $599 phone in 2007 and after seeing it sell well beyond expectations they lowered it to $399 just a few months later realizing they could make up for it on volume and it boomed. I don't think that was planned at all, they just saw the opportunity and ran with it. Hell, they even got people so pissed by lowering the price so much they gave store credit so they could buy accessories that cost Apple almost nothing to produce, but I digress. And with the app store, they were sitting on a gold mine of more users -> more apps, more apps -> more users as well as the FairPlay near-monopoly. But they're still hipsters at heart, you can just look at their iMacs and the "trash can" Mac Pro.

      If anything, I think this is an attempt to make a more exclusive Apple product again, because an iPhone just isn't very hip if your mom has one too. If they can't create a new "must-have" item that's cool I think they'll stagnate. Like I broke my iPhone and decided to give a cheap Android phone a spin, mainly because I'm missing an iPhone 6 Mini. It's not impressive in any way but it does most of what my old iPhone did at a much lower cost. They need to keep pushing new and better, because I don't think they can stay and compete on price. They need to justify a $500+ sticker price.

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    3. Re:Apple - the ultimate iHipster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IMHO It is a bit more complex they want to be watch dealer and it is a really complicate business because The watch is the only real jewelry for men.
      As they have one watch type (technically) they need to create the full range of Watch on the market.
      They want to be able to sell Watch to people who buy really luxury watch because it is a market that they can't get without doing very expensive (exclusive) product Tim speak bout limited number of exclusive model.
      An exemple :
      The cheapest Patek Philippe for men is a 15k$ and i can tell you that it is not a beautiful model, a guy who buy that will put the price to have a watch that few people have, if they don't put a product totally over priced they will not a be a "global" watch maker.
      I am living in Switzerland and know a bit how those guy think ;-)

    4. Re:Apple - the ultimate iHipster by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 2

      Back in the day Apple was about bringing computers to the masses, and simplifying them to make them accessible.

      Back in the old days, Apple din't sell remotely as many computers as they do today. And that's only counting Macs, not iPads or iPhones.

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    5. Re:Apple - the ultimate iHipster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL. Funny ignorant.

      First, if you think there are ANY companies that don't put profits first, you are an idiot. There are NO COMPANIES that don't (and must) do that. Nobody is in tech for charity! Grow up!

      Second, when you are making as much money as Apple (just as its PC competitors are collapsing - compounded declines of 10%-15% per over 5 years), making "the big bucks" requires diversification. That's what this range of 3 watches is about. I understand you understand nothing about business, and not even the PC business, but maybe you can learn. They can also spend the R&D and manufacturing tool-up for this kind of thing.

      Third, there really is a market for $10,000 watches. It's not large but it's big enough that Apple can probably expect to easily sell 1,000-5,000 of them per year very easily. At $10K that's $10M-$50M. Just look at the cost of so-called "designer watches" because $10,000 is fucking cheap in that market space. See link: You and I are starving pauper schmucks who can't even imagine such things but this market is real. Most investment bankers will drop this kind of money on one of their girlfriends on the side in addition to their wife without even having to think about it. A smart company with excellent design skills (e.g. Apple) isn't going leave that money on that table. Maybe you would walk from the opportunity but that's why you are still a poor schmuck who can't imagine such things.

      http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/111601627521?lpid=82&chn=ps

      Fourth, the amazing thing is that Apple has managed to tier such a breath of market price points with the same basic design and not damage their brand (most likely). If Givenchy or Armani tried to release a $300 watch, they'd destroy their top-tier brand utterly. Ralph Lauren experienced how that works in the 1980s.

  19. I thought that was an onion article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $10,000? Surely an onion article.

  20. Inline with other watch manufactures pricing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personally, I am not into an iWatch or Apple Watch. Not really my thing. I like watches and I own and wear a watch so I am not in the anti-watch club. Perhaps once I see an iWatch and hear some feed back my tune will change and I would consider springing for a sport model which is priced about $200.00 more than a decent CASIO (which I happen to own and find extremely functional and which keeps great time even without the radio sync available in my country.

    The bottom line is that a gold watch is going to cost no matter how you slice it and more importantly the price point of the higher end apple watches / iWatch is competing with those high end watches. What I fail to understand is why you would want a watch made out of gold which is very malleable. Maybe Apple are doing something to it to make it stronger? Maybe the people they are selling to like the idea of having more gold on their body or as a statement of affluenceor just sit around and do nothing that would scuff the edges of the watch during day to day wear. Or perhaps they buy a new one each hour of each day to ensure it always looks good.

    It just seems like something made of gold which you were day to day is not going to were well. Maybe it is more of a time to time idea? I suspect that Google would not want to make a watch which you only were from time to time. Google would want you to be wearing the watch all the time and sharing your pulse with them to target adverts more effectively.

    Well thats the rant. Seems like they are pricing the watches closely with other manufactures of watches to see how it plays out. Be interesting to see if other manufactures drop price points to compete or go higher to differentiate?

  21. What, yet another thread on this? by chrism238 · · Score: 1

    Given the millions of other blogged words on this topic in the past 48hours, Slashdot now needs clickbait too?

    1. Re:What, yet another thread on this? by quintessentialk · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Given the millions of other blogged words on this topic in the past 48hours, Slashdot now needs clickbait too?

      (Sigh.) This is cliche, but I can't help myself. If your objection to the 'click bait' was to not only click the link to the content but to interact with it by logging in and posting a comment... you're doing it wrong.

    2. Re:What, yet another thread on this? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      I don't think you understand what "clickbait" means. What part of the headline or summary made you believe the linked articles (or this discussion) were something that they are not?

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  22. Re:The moan of sour grapes by rogoshen1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thanks Captain Autism. Is you're ability to completely and udderly ignore the point in loo of some miner mispelling or grammer misstake a learned skill, or something you were bourne with?

    You must be a real hit at parties.

  23. Too Soft by wikthemighty · · Score: 1

    A solid gold casing would be too soft to be practical.

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    1. Re:Too Soft by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      Not like that stopped Apple before.

    2. Re:Too Soft by Rockoon · · Score: 5, Funny

      A solid gold casing would be too soft to be practical.

      ..yes, but its much easier to round out the corners.

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    3. Re:Too Soft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A solid gold casing would be too soft to be practical.

      Apple claim to somehow have found a way around that. From the product page: "Each has a watch case crafted from 18-karat gold that our metallurgists have developed to be up to twice as hard as standard gold."

    4. Re:Too Soft by SternisheFan · · Score: 1

      A solid gold casing would be too soft to be practical.

      Apple claim to somehow have found a way around that. From the product page: "Each has a watch case crafted from 18-karat gold that our metallurgists have developed to be up to twice as hard as standard gold."

      Ceramics are blended in with the gold.

    5. Re:Too Soft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No watch is ever made from 24 carat gold...

    6. Re:Too Soft by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Apple claim to somehow have found a way around that. From the product page: "Each has a watch case crafted from 18-karat gold that our metallurgists have developed to be up to twice as hard as standard gold."

      18-karat gold is not solid gold. A watch made out of 18-karat gold is not solid gold.

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    7. Re:Too Soft by Capsaicin · · Score: 3, Funny

      18-karat gold is not solid gold. A watch made out of 18-karat gold is not solid gold.

      Well a it's solid 18 carat gold watch (at least the casing is). And reportedly it's more 'solid' than 24 carat (or even finer) gold.

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    8. Re:Too Soft by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 1

      Solid != soft

      The lower karat weights of gold were made to reduce cost and improve the hardness of the metal.

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    9. Re:Too Soft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Apple claim to somehow have found a way around that. From the product page: "Each has a watch case crafted from 18-karat gold that our metallurgists have developed to be up to twice as hard as standard gold."

      18-karat gold is not solid gold. A watch made out of 18-karat gold is not solid gold.

      You are confusing "pure gold" and "solid gold". "Pure" gold is 24-karat, it means that something is made out of 100% (or 99.99%) gold. "Solid" gold means that the item is made out of gold (even if it is an alloy) throughout and not just plated with gold on the outside. So an item made out of "solid gold" can be made out of 24-karat gold, 18-karat gold, 14-karat gold or whatever.

      The 18-karat rating means that the Apple Watch is made out of an alloy which contains 75% gold. But it still is "solid gold".

    10. Re:Too Soft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it's 1/4th iron? Wait, no, that couldn't be it. That'd be way harder than just twice as hard as standard gold. Gold is really soft.

    11. Re:Too Soft by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Apple is mixing gold with lightweight ceramic, resulting in the alloy being much harder and less scratch-prone.

      Getting only slightly more detailed, the "18K gold" mark basically just means that it's 75% gold by mass. By using low-density ceramics, the ceramics can be disproportionately represented in the total volume, resulting in the watch being significantly less than 75% gold by volume, even though it remains 75% gold by mass.

      If you want even more specifics, I'd suggest reading this fascinating piece by Dr. Drang that goes into the details on Apple's patent covering their metallurgy.

      Also worth noting: your assertion that a solid gold casing is impractical for a watch is contradicted by the fact that they've been in widespread use since at least the 1800s.

    12. Re:Too Soft by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      A solid gold casing would be too soft to be practical.

      Apple claim to somehow have found a way around that. From the product page: "Each has a watch case crafted from 18-karat gold that our metallurgists have developed to be up to twice as hard as standard gold."

      Ceramics are blended in with the gold.

      Thus making the gold less pure, and therefore less valuable. FWIW, all gold was 24k, until it got mixed with something else. 18k isn't 18k anymore when it's been diluted with non-precious metals.

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    13. Re:Too Soft by macs4all · · Score: 1

      A solid gold casing would be too soft to be practical.

      That's why it's slightly alloyed, like most, if not all, jewelry items.

    14. Re:Too Soft by macs4all · · Score: 1

      So it's 1/4th iron? Wait, no, that couldn't be it. That'd be way harder than just twice as hard as standard gold. Gold is really soft.

      No. Apple figured out a way to "alloy" (wrong term for this, since it isn't a metal-metal admixture) Ceramic with the Gold.

    15. Re:Too Soft by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      You are confusing "pure gold" and "solid gold".

      He is.

      "Pure" gold is 24-karat, it means that something is made out of 100% (or 99.99%) gold.

      To be a complete pedant ... 24 carat is "only" >99.95%. 99.99% (called 4 nines) is commonly the standard of bullion gold.

      "Solid" gold means that the item is made out of gold (even if it is an alloy) throughout and not just plated with gold on the outside.

      Bingo!

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  24. Re:The moan of sour grapes by rogoshen1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not sure, I'd never spend 10k for any jewelry. (Even supposing I had the money in the first place.) But at least a Rolex will hold it's value consistently, versus any kind of gadget (minus a few very rare collector type bits.)

  25. Not a smart watch, a wearable computer by quintessentialk · · Score: 2

    I don't know who said this, but I heard one commentator claim that the apple watch was not a smart watch, but a wearable computer. I thought this was apt because when I think of the apple watch as a 'watch' it isn't particularly compelling to me (and this is from someone who still wears a watch, and uses it to tell time). However, when I open up my vision to 'sky is the limit', yet-to-be-invented applications of a wearable computer, I'm more interested to see where this will go. As with the iPhone, the 'included with the first edition' features aren't as interesting as the 'invented by third parties and forced upon a reluctant Apple' (remember, native apps sold through an app store was not in Apple's original vision).

    1. Re:Not a smart watch, a wearable computer by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      Not really. It does not work unless you have an iPhone. The iPhone is the real computer.

  26. Is the new MacBook for you? by BLToday · · Score: 1

    Is the new MacBook for you?

    Are you posting on Slashdot?
    If yes => NO!!

    If no => maybe

    1. Re:Is the new MacBook for you? by Useless · · Score: 1

      Think you got your logic flipped there, mate. /.'s been iTard heavy for a while now.

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    2. Re:Is the new MacBook for you? by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      Think you got your logic flipped there, mate. /.'s been iTard heavy for a while now.

      Leaving aside the playground-quality insult skills (given the low UID did you borrow your dad's /. account to post?), the claim that slashdot is "heavily" pro-Apple is laughable.

      It's one of the funniest things I've read all week.

    3. Re:Is the new MacBook for you? by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      I want a really light machine that can handle very basic photo post processing and runs OSX. So, yes.

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  27. A link to a WSJ blog? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    About technology? Get real, wsj has been a blunder driven bus for decades. Their coverage of anything related to our world is horrid. The best news is they might well be the anti-news. If the wsj says it, bet against that.

  28. The Apple Tax by ubergeek65536 · · Score: 1

    I had always thought that Apple price gouged on most of its products. This is just an example of trying to optimize the Apple tax.

  29. Re:The moan of sour grapes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Rolex, Piaget, Cartier, Breitling, Panerai, Hublot, Armand Nicolet, Audemars, Tag Heuer, Zenith, IWC, Jaeger LeCoultre, Ulysse Nardin, Salvatore Ferragamo, Corum, Patek Phillipe, Omega, Blancpain, Gerard Perregaux, and Montblanc all sell watches that cost more than $20,000 according to Amazon -- the most expensive one is over $75,000 -- no that is not a typo.

    Clearly, plenty of people spend a LOT of money on high-end watches. However, that does not mean they are a mass-market item: they are status symbols for the rich, and that is where Apple is aiming with this device. And you can be sure that there are more than a few celebrities and other status-conscious people who will buy one just because they're new.

    For most people who want a watch, the $350-750 range is where they'll buy. And I expect Apple will probably sell a fair number in that range. What the "ultra-expensive" version is for is the people who have stupid amounts of money to spend and who aren't afraid to spend stupid amounts of money on a status symbol.

    The people cunting on about the price are missing the point, because they think EVERYTHING Apple sells is intended to be a "status symbol" of sorts. THIS WATCH is a status symbol. The slightly pricier but much thinner/lighter/etc. laptops they sell? Those are just high-end computers... and the only people who ascribe "status" to a laptop are neckbeards who are most certainly not in Apple's target demographic.

  30. Out of touch by Trogre · · Score: 1

    "We donâ(TM)t need all those other ports, Apple says. We are living in a wireless world now, where we can connect most of our peripherals without cords."

    That statement alone should give some clue as to how out of touch Apple are with reality.

    I'm reminded of that every time I have to haul around an external optical drive for another enlightened Mac user.

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    1. Re:Out of touch by armanox · · Score: 2

      Oddly enough, it took me about a year to realize I hadn't hooked up the DVD drive in my desktop, and I don't remember the last time I used one in a laptop (with the exception of some really old ones I toy with sometimes, like my Thinkpad 600e since it doesn't support USB boot).

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    2. Re:Out of touch by jbolden · · Score: 1

      I have a retina pro. I have to hookup my external DVD drive about once every 2 mo (rip CDs to iTunes mainly). And if I had it I'd be using it more often. Worth the space for me, but I can see how that's the exception and becoming rarer.

    3. Re:Out of touch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It’s just as well your experience represents everyone that has ever used a laptop isn’t it?

      Poor old me - I can’t recall the last time I plugged anything other than the power cable into my laptop - which I’ve used heavily day to day for years. Oh well.

      If only Apple sold other versions of their laptop that did have ports and things.

    4. Re:Out of touch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No USB sticks? They're kind of common both at work and at home.

    5. Re:Out of touch by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      "We donâ(TM)t need all those other ports, Apple says. We are living in a wireless world now, where we can connect most of our peripherals without cords."

      That statement alone should give some clue as to how out of touch Apple are with reality.

      I'm reminded of that every time I have to haul around an external optical drive for another enlightened Mac user.

      Let me guess: you still buy all Mac software on DVD? Just so you can justify buying that external drive?

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    6. Re:Out of touch by Trogre · · Score: 1

      I buy no Mac software, but I provide support for plenty of people who do.

      They will occasionally buy software on DVD, want to watch a DVD, listen to/rip a CD, create a CD or DVD to give to a friend/relative.

      Not everything is on iTunes, you know. Not by a long shot.

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  31. What is a watch? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    I thought those went out of style last century.

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  32. Thin clients by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The corporations want you to be enclosed in their very pretty but very watched and regulated gardens, so that they can tend to your needs and harvest your wallets at their pleasure. Their garden is on their servers, they want you to only use their tills. Having the masses on un-modifiable thin clients is their wet dream of making sure you stay in their garden for as long as possible.

  33. Re:The moan of sour grapes by DeathElk · · Score: 5, Funny

    "you're" "udderly" "loo" "miner" "grammer" "misstake" "bourne" Fuck me, I think I'm about to have an aneurism...

  34. Rather have a Pebble by Dracos · · Score: 1

    I just want a watch that has a cool face layout; if that means it has customizable TFT or e-ink, so be it.

    However, a smartwatch that is tied to the manufacturer's phone devices is crippled by definition. Apple, Samsung, Sony, whoever... I don't want any of their smartwatches.

    And we all know that when the next iOS comes out, it won't support these first gen iWatches.

  35. A smart watch? by Trogre · · Score: 2

    What a visionary innovation for Apple. A wrist watch that talks to your smartphone. It's amazing that no one has thought of it before.

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  36. Automatic douchebag detector by metachimp · · Score: 1

    There's only one reason to buy an expensive watch. They last a long, long time if you take care of it. You can pass it on, it becomes a sentimental heirloom.

    I have my grandfather's gold pocket watch. No one uses pocket watches anymore. I have it because it's something he carried around every day.

    10k on an Apple watch is ridiculous. What are you going to do? Pass on a non-functional lump of gold to your progeny? At least my grandpa's watch can tell time. Doesn't even need batteries.

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  37. Re:The moan of sour grapes by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    Let people who want to spend that much for a watch help finance Apple's R&D

    Is that what you think is gonna happen with that money?

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  38. Re:The moan of sour grapes by sexconker · · Score: 1

    It's not 'gold coloured'. It's literally solid gold.

    No it isn't.

  39. Who really cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you don't wear a watch today there is a good reason for that as watches have no real benefit.

    If you feel that strapping something onto your wrist then fine. But I won't ever go back to wearing something that truly serves no purpose onto my body.

  40. Re:The moan of sour grapes by DeathElk · · Score: 1

    For me, Swiss watches represent the pinnacle of hand crafted micro engineering. I also own a quartz watch that keeps better time and runs for years on a single battery for a micro-fraction of the cost (and requires no expensive servicing). So what? I find it refreshing to use an entirely mechanical device with amazing latent complexity. It serves a single purpose simply and elegantly yet almost perfectly.

  41. Re:The moan of sour grapes by zieroh · · Score: 1

    Rolex, Piaget, Cartier, Breitling, Panerai, Hublot, Armand Nicolet, Audemars, Tag Heuer, Zenith, IWC, Jaeger LeCoultre, Ulysse Nardin, Salvatore Ferragamo, Corum, Patek Phillipe, Omega, Blancpain, Gerard Perregaux, and Montblanc all sell watches that cost more than $20,000 according to Amazon -- the most expensive one is over $75,000 -- no that is not a typo.

    Oh, they go higher than $75,000. A lot higher. Patek Phillipe in particular.

    --
    People who say "sheeple" have about as much sophistication as an AOL user, and in fact are probably actually AOL users.
  42. This makes me angry by JBMcB · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because I don't think anyone should own something that expensive. And for some reason that sparks outrage.

    You see, I am the arbiter of utility. I decide what other people should and shouldn't buy, and what they should pay for it.

    Because I know more than them. I understand their needs and wants better than they do.

    If I can't afford something, nobody else should be able to buy it.

    --
    My Other Computer Is A Data General Nova III.
    1. Re:This makes me angry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, you too? I thought it was just me.

    2. Re:This makes me angry by maztuhblastah · · Score: 1, Informative

      I can easily afford even the most expensive Apple watch, no problem. I still think it's a near-useless waste of money...

      .
       
      ... for me. So I won't buy one. If you want one, buy one. I might think it's a waste of money for you too, but then it's not my money, so why should I care?

    3. Re:This makes me angry by JBMcB · · Score: 1

      There are a lot of us. Don't forget the secret handshake at the next meeting :)

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    4. Re:This makes me angry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks Obama.

    5. Re:This makes me angry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steve Jobs, is that you?

  43. In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "ratcheting up profit margins on iPhones."

    Then foxconn is outfitting their factories with robots and reducing manufacturing costs while maintaining scale and quality.

    In the end, more profit for Apple.

  44. Re:The moan of sour grapes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those are for small timers, the really high end starts at $100,000 and the sky is the limit. The idea that an Apple watch would be a status symbol seems completely foolish to me but who knows. Some people will buy what other people think they should and damn the costs. Apple counts on it.

  45. Re:The moan of sour grapes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The point of a Rolex is to be beautiful.

  46. Re:The moan of sour grapes by sr180 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Swiss watch will still perform its function in 10 years time. It will still perform its function in 100 years time.

    Can you say that about the Apple Watch?

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  47. Re:The moan of sour grapes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What's the point of a Rolex? They're absolutely obsolete, unless you're going for some strange fashion statement involving sporadic announcements of "it's a Rolex". If you are rich, then it'll be impressive as a pair of blue jeans for the rest of us. But, if you want a modern smart watch that you can dress up with, where the Rolex used to go, then you're choices are limited to exactly one. There's an absolute gaping void in the market that they're putting *something* into. What's the problem with that? Why does that involve a "soul"?

    Since the Swiss watch industry abandoned quartz technology they have convinced the world over the last 3 decades that the apex of watch technology is mechanical. Which is bullshit 'cause mechanical watches even those in the several thousand dollar category let alone those that cost tens, hundreds of thousands of dollars are less precise in timekeeping than a thermo-compensated quartz watch (like those made by Seiko or Citizen) and lets' not even go into those watches that synchronize with an atomic watch. People buying Swiss watches are not buying them for the fact they're watches, they buy them because it's a status symbol completely disconnected from its primary function. That's why you hear people talking about mechanical souls, 'cause it's the only "rational" way in which you can friggin' jutsify spending thousands of dollars on a non-gold watch that keeps time in a mediocre fashion and less precise than middle of the road watches from the seventies and eighties. Power of marketing. Apple is not the first with its Reality Distortion Field. The Swiss watching industry got there decades before the Cupertino Corp.

    Improvement in watch technology comes from 3 sources : Seiko and Citizen in their high end watches (not the 200-300 dollar variety). They innovate in electronics and mechanics. The only other brand (Swiss) that has innovated is Omega with an new escapement mechanism in over 300 years. That tells you just how retarded the Swiss watch industry really is.

    The Apple watch has 3 demerits :
    - one it requires a friggin apple smartphone to function.
    - mediocre battery life.
    - the gold variant is for all intents and purposes a disposable jewelry item. Not the message that Apple should be communicating to the eventual buyers.

    Fix the first 2 and you have a contender to the middle range swiss watches. The precision battle is already won, unless the swiss want to go back to XXst century technology instead of 3 century old mechanical gears and swiss escapement mechanisms.

  48. Re:The moan of sour grapes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Apple wants a $10K watch for no other reason so people will sit around and talk about a $10K Apple watch. Talking about a $10K Apple watch leads to people talking non $10K Apple watches which relates to talking about Apple.

    Profits from the $10K watch are nothing compared to the priceless hype and name recognition they get.

    It is obvious that PR and and advertising reps do not hang out on /. other then to do their PR and advertising.

  49. Re:The moan of sour grapes by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 1

    I don't have a Rolex. In fact, I actually had to look to discover that it's a Tissot. It's been on my wrist for getting on for thirty years, and I have no doubt at all that it will go on 'til the end of my life without any problems. If, when I die, one of my heirs decides they want it, it will go on 'til the end of their lives, too. It needs a new battery once every three years or so, and it needs the date reset at the end of every month with fewer than thirty-one days, and, err, that's it. It tells the time. It just works. And I don't have to think about it.

    If I amortised it over the time years I've had it already, it's cost me about £15 a year; if I amortise it over the time it's likely to be useful, that drops to about £4 a year. By contrast, a 'smart' watch - any smart watch, I'm not making a dig at Apple - will be obsolete in three years, so that's about £100 for each year you own it, or £2 a week. And I'd have to take it off every night to charge it, or if I forgot it would run out of battery just when I needed it most.

    A reasonable quality mechanical watch is a very long way from obsolete; and, despite their price, they are very, very inexpensive to own, because you're only ever going to need one.

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  50. Re:The moan of sour grapes by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 4, Funny

    In ten years and in 100 years, Apple Watch will still tell time, exactly like the Rolex, except with much greater accuracy. The other functions, the ones Rolex could never even imagine, are the ones that will be obsolete.

    But by ten years or twenty years from now, the Apple Watch will have a ridiculously high collector value when sold to a museum.

  51. You wish, Apple. by SeaFox · · Score: 2

    "We don’t need all those other ports, Apple says. We are living in a wireless world now, where we can connect most of our peripherals without cords."

    Try calling your ISP about your poor Internet speeds with your wireless-only laptop and see how far you get.

    1. Re:You wish, Apple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you underestimate the influence that a proliferation of wireless-only laptops will have over ISPs.

  52. Re:The moan of sour grapes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks to you too. You've shown the world how you're a special snowflake who doesn't have to learn from their mistakes with humility, but instead strikes out with base sarcasm at any suggestion that you're not entirely perfect.

    On a lighter note, would you be so good as to specify the fable in question?

  53. Re:The moan of sour grapes by nomel · · Score: 1

    > For me, Swiss watches represent the pinnacle of hand crafted micro engineering.
    > It serves a single purpose ...you're definitely not the target audience. :P

    Your sporadic announcement, while wearing the watch, would be claims of hand made mechanisms.

  54. Re:The moan of sour grapes by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In ten years and in 100 years, Apple Watch will still tell time, exactly like the Rolex, except with much greater accuracy.

    Assuming it's battery lasts that long.

  55. I guess I'll buy the new Dell XPS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd been waiting for this laptop for a year. All I wanted was a display-port and a USB or two couples to a nice screen in an "Air" type package.

    It's got the weight, the battery life, the screen, but no ports..... 1 or 2 more would have been much more practical... baring a better adapter (the current ones suck) the Dell XPS it is!

  56. Steve Jobs is spinning in his grave. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The watch is a joke.

    The Macbook is worse than a joke, and the gold color is just plain stupid.

    Tim Cook needs to step down for the welfare of Apple shareholders.

    I'm dumping my Apple stock until Cook is gone. In the mean time I am going to go
    out and get a good steak and drink some whiskey, and hope Tim Cook gets AIDs.

                                                                                                                          - W. Buffet

  57. It's a cool laptop by rainer_d · · Score: 1
    I don't know why people are so angry about the lack of ports.
    If you need lots of ports, something between the 11" MBA and the 15" MBP will surely fit the requirements.

    Dell's XPS seems to be an OK-alternative, but you've got to run either Windows or Linux.
    If this is supposed to be your bring-your-own-device laptop that you actually do work on and need to connect to a LAN directly, then it might not be the best thing.
    But that's not the fault of the laptop or Apple.

    How many people in Starbucks do you see who use a mouse with their laptops?

    --
    Windows 2000 - from the guys who brought us edlin
  58. Re:The moan of sour grapes by jedidiah · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In 10 years time, the Apple Watch will be a non-functioning piece of trash. You will be lucky if an Apple Watch outlasts a Timex. Never mind a Rolex.

    --
    A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
  59. Re:The moan of sour grapes by GuB-42 · · Score: 2

    In ten+ years the Rolex will still run as well as when you bought it where the Apple Watch battery will be dead with no replacement part available. If they don't make the software unusable beforehand.

  60. Re:The moan of sour grapes by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

    The Fox and the Grapes.

  61. Re:The moan of sour grapes by jbolden · · Score: 2

    The cost to service a Rolex every 5 years, and yes they need oil, is about the same as the as the price of an Apple Watch.

  62. Economics - not logic by seoras · · Score: 2

    The value of anything isn't dictated by a formula e.g. (cost to build) + (reasonable margin) + (shipping/sales/etc)
    Value, or price, is what someone is prepared to pay for it.
    Apple obviously believes, guided by the likes of Angela Ahrendts, that $10k is a good starting price for a limited "edition" watch.

    This is Slashdot -"News for nerds" right?
    They aren't selling that watch to us, so quit the sniping and moaning.
    You could probably make your own 24ct gold watch out of the guts of a $349 entry level for less than an extra $1000.
    I'm certain there's foundries firing up right now rubbing heir hands at the prospect of scalping.

    As for the laptop.
    It's not for us either who are probably more advance IT users than the fashion followers who will love that gold 12" in their handbag or execs wanting the latest desktop bling.
    Horses for courses.

    I think I was a bit shocked at the optic drive being dropped from the original air but to be fair it was the right move in hindsight.
    This is history repeating itself so it shouldn't be as much of a shock.

    My only concern with that laptop is the loss of the mag-safe.
    Who remembers the broken MB's before mag-safe from folks tripping over them?
    We're more or less at the convergence point of laptop & tablet as of yesterday.
    Same number of ports and not much in screen size difference.
    How fast technology does change...

  63. Re:The moan of sour grapes by jbolden · · Score: 1

    Why is the need for the apple smartphone a problem? Most people carry their phones with them to most places. You can assume a phone is available except for exercise, shower..

  64. Re: The moan of sour grapes by jd2112 · · Score: 1

    The point of a Rolex is to advertise to the world that you are made of money. Personally I wouldn't want anything on my wrist that is worth more than my hand.

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  65. Investment by seoras · · Score: 1

    If Apple had released a gold version of their original, and now iconic iPod, in gold with a price tag of 4 figures or more - how much would it be worth today?
    Take a guess at a) still in it's original packaging b) used and worn by someone famous

    Remind me. How much did that original Apple I sell for recently?

  66. Re: The moan of sour grapes by russotto · · Score: 2

    The point of a Rolex is to advertise to the world that you are made of money. Personally I wouldn't want anything on my wrist that is worth more than my hand

    I don't know about you, but if I had to pay $10,000 to save my hand, I would. Or $40,000 for that matter.

  67. People bitched about Apple way back in the day. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    iMacs without a floppy drive.

    They were right, then.

    They were right about optical drives.

    They're right about wired networks. I hate that, but frankly, I have no desire to go cord-humping whenever I want to use a local network on my laptop, phone, 3DS, video streaming device, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

  68. If it's function is to indicate to others... by publiclurker · · Score: 2

    that the wearer is a pretentious douche, then yes.

  69. Re:The moan of sour grapes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that what you think is gonna happen with that money?

    Why wouldn't it? Apple is already sitting on a large surplus.

  70. Re:The moan of sour grapes by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

    Not just the cost of service, but the initial cost too.

    Buy a $50 Timex, in 5 years time spend $5 on a battery, in another 5 years spend another $5 on a battery... somewhere in there spend $5 on a new strap... still orders of magnitude better than $10k on a watch even if you have to throw it away after 12 years.

  71. Re:The moan of sour grapes by Dorianny · · Score: 1

    In ten years and in 100 years, Apple Watch will still tell time, exactly like the Rolex, except with much greater accuracy.

    Assuming it's battery lasts that long.

    Apple is likely going to recommend regular service during which the battery will be replaced. Even mechanical watches have to be regularly serviced if you want them to last a long time. Rolex recommends every 5 years for most of their watches .

  72. Re:The moan of sour grapes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    No it isn't.

    Sure it is. It's not just "gold coloured," it's a solid 18 carat (yellow or rose) gold case.

    No it's not 24 carat, four nines, or even five nines gold, but 18 carats exceeds the minimum fineness of 8 carat required for a metal to be considered "gold." "Solid" means that it is gold (>8 carats) throughout, not merely plated. Ergo this case is "solid gold."

  73. 20th anniversary Mac by Headw1nd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So unlike Apple? Has everyone forgotten the 20th anniversary Mac? Underpowered at its release, three times the price of a comparable Mac? C'mon people, I'm an unrepentant Apple user and I remember this - Apple making a really expensive version of something they have and selling to the rich is old hat.

    What might be interesting with these is the opportunity to use them as trendsetters - Jay-Z wears one for a month, a thousand lesser celebs wear them for the next couple years, then the $500 version hits the streets - with two years of data to improve the user experience and make it more integrated and useful.

    1. Re:20th anniversary Mac by ItsJustAPseudonym · · Score: 1

      I suddenly had this horrible vision of a virtual pyramid of celebs, with "lesser celebs" underneath, all wearing Apple Watches.

      The horrible part was that Snooki was in there, and she was not at the bottom.

    2. Re:20th anniversary Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The $500 version of the Apple Watch already exists - everyone's focussing on the price of the limited edition ones. Which aren't priced for the precious metals used but being a fashion icon. The cheapest one is $349 though. Pricey for a watch, but about where I expected a smartwatch to be. People are just disappointed they can't afford the gold one.

  74. Delusion by s.petry · · Score: 1

    You seem to know nothing about work habits except your own. I know absolutely zero people in the workplace that use their Laptop or Desktop to only check email. Sales and Marketing people are in presentations and spreadsheets all day, Technical writers are constantly editing documents and images, coders are pushing and pulling code all day, Managers are pulling and formatting reports, Ops is pulling patches and data while writing scripts, HR is on every resume web site thereis and creating docs all day, everyone has to use some type of social media, chat program, accessing corporate web sites for their daily work.

    Sure, everyone is using email "too" but very few people today have a job where they "only need to check email".

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    -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

    1. Re:Delusion by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      I do most of those things in my work. All over WiFi.

      Everyone else I know is using WiFi too.

      Now, a couple of decades ago when I was doing tech support and sys-admin type duties, and was copying lots of data around an internal network, speed was an issue, so i can understand the angst on slashdot. Most here are sys-admins and tech-support. But for users, WiFi is almost always fast enough, and meets the needs of convenience.

    2. Re:Delusion by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 1

      But WiFi is a shared infrastructure, whereas Ethernet is dedicated. That does make a big difference when you have a lot of users in a small area. And no, adding access points doesn't help much because you end up causing interference unless you place the AP's properly and actually decrease the bandwidth.

      And yes, I've seen an entire building taken out by interference from a nearby failure of a radio tower. The poor IT guys in that building were being screamed at and completely unable to do anything about it until the radio station repair guys arrived onsite and shut the tower down which took several hours.

      Besides, there are still understandable and well-founded concerns about the security of wireless. In most businesses I work in the wireless is used for non-critical and low-speed applications like cellphones and tablets. Laptops get connected to WiFi only if they're in a conference room and even then it's rare. I don't know where you work, but I imagine it's somewhere startup-heavy like Silicon Valley where they go WiFi because they're too cheap to cable the building. It's not sustainable.

      Trust me, these are the "warts" on the wireless market that vendors usually don't tell you about because they want to sell their wireless solutions that'll be obsolete in two years and then they can sell them to you again. I work in the industry... I actually sell enterprise wireless every day as part of my job (got two deals closing this week). Unlike you, I'm actually honest with my customers about the downside because by doing so I gain trust and become their trusted advisor which is why I'm damned good at my job.

    3. Re:Delusion by s.petry · · Score: 1

      I don't care about "you", and you did not even attempt to argue agains my statement. What you have demonstrated in this thread attempting to game the system by using multiple accounts to hoard Karma. So not just delusion, but grandiose delusion. Seek professional help.

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      -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

    4. Re:Delusion by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Paranoid much? You seem to think that everyone that doesn't agree with you must be the same person in disguise.
      I think you might be the one needing mental health attention.

  75. Re:The moan of sour grapes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This is ludicrous:

    http://www.businessinsider.com/patek-philippe-25-million-wristwatch-2015-3

    I can't fathom having $2.6M to blow on a watch. People that rich may as well be aliens.

  76. Re:The moan of sour grapes by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    ...but will you even be able to buy a replacement battery for it in 100 years? I doubt you can get a replacement battery for a 20 year old laptop now.

  77. Re:The moan of sour grapes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol! i didn't think it was possible to go so low as to have that one go over your head.

  78. Re:The moan of sour grapes by irrational_design · · Score: 1

    What does it matter? They had watches 100 years ago. Have you ever seen anyone using one? No? Me either. I seriously doubt a Rolex bought today would be used by anyone in 100 years.

  79. Re: The moan of sour grapes by Albanach · · Score: 2

    You really think no one wants or uses hundred year old Rolex watches?

    here's just one example.

  80. Re:The moan of sour grapes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "Apple Watch will still tell time, exactly like the Rolex, except with much greater accuracy"

    If you're willing to put that up as a bet, I accept it. Let's take your Apple watch, and remove it from online network sync. I bet within a couple weeks it'll be surprisingly far off. Yeah, generic computer devices tend to have shit clocks in them and are almost entirely reliant on external time sources to remain accurate.

  81. Re:The moan of sour grapes by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Is that what you think is gonna happen with that money?

    Why wouldn't it? Apple is already sitting on a large surplus.

    Why would it? Apple is already sitting on a large surplus.

    --
    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  82. Re:The moan of sour grapes by AmazingRuss · · Score: 1

    Untracable transactions, mostly.

  83. Re:The moan of sour grapes by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    That's right. The money is for buying companies that have innovated, not for funding innovation. And that is an important distinction. The latter creates new stuff. The former takes creators off the playing field.

    It's why it's known as a "war chest".

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    You are welcome on my lawn.
  84. Nothing to get excited about by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    Smart watches have been around for years. Another product for Apple to copy, and then claim to have invented.

    Nothing really new, and useful, about the new mac book either.

  85. Actually we know it will... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    And we all know that when the next iOS comes out, it won't support these first gen iWatches.

    That's ridiculous, since everything Apple has done points to whatever the latest iOS is supporting at least two, probably more Apple Watches....

    After all, iTunes can still connect and work with ANY Apple device (including the oldest iPods).

    Plus even after iOS moves on a bit, there's no reason to think the AppleWatch will not work as it is with whatever apps are loaded... I know personally I would try to keep the companion app working for as many variants as possible.

    People are thinking of the Apple Watch as being more like an iPhone - but why not think of it more like the AppleTV? That has not been updated much in a LONG time. So that means supporting two generations of the Apple Watch could mean supporting a four year old watch...

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  86. The cheapest Apple Watch will do everything by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    I don't see why people are getting in such a lather about this.

    The simple fact is the cheapest Apple Watch is every bit as functional as the most expensive one.

    If Apple had given greater function to a watch priced unreachably high to most everyone, I'd be right up there complaining. But I see nothing wrong with making limited versions of anything that is far cooler and costs more... geeks do this all the time with stuff like limited edition boxed sets of movies, special Star Wars figures, etc. A really expensive Apple Watch lives in that same realm of reason - it may not be for you, but if it makes someone happy what is the harm?

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  87. Not the Edition workers by SuperKendall · · Score: 0

    the workers are all being paid slave wages

    A) Apple pays their workers in China far more than the people who had the misfortune to make whatever you are typing on, so be careful where you throw those stones. You are literally murdering people through the choices you are making. But then you don't actually care about anyone in China; you just hate Apple. Otherwise you'd support companies trying to make things better there.

    B) The people making the Edition watches are not making a low salary; read the description, it includes specially trained people to hand-polish the finished body.

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    1. Re:Not the Edition workers by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      But then you don't actually care about anyone in China; you just hate Apple.

      You don't actually care about anyone, you just love Apple.

      Otherwise you'd support companies trying to make things better there.

      Well, no. I would support Apple producing their products in countries which are not used by corporations specifically to get around labor laws and environmental restrictions in the countries in which they sell their products. They don't give one fuck about China. If they did, it wouldn't have required international furor for Apple to do something inadequate about labor. So they're paying more than the Chinese average? Let me know when they're paying more than the global average. THAT might actually improve things in China, unlike what they are doing now: Still paying people not enough to live on, still using corporations which force people to labor which is known as slavery. Apple is a slaver by proxy, and you want me to cheer them on.

      The people making the Edition watches are not making a low salary; read the description, it includes specially trained people to hand-polish the finished body.

      This is me looking impressed. See me looking impressed? Well, as impressed as I'm going to be by that. Which is not at all.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  88. All the nay sayers dont get the fact. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That apple proves you wrong again and again. It is why they make money and why you dont.
    While you are bussy saying it will never work how bad it is they make another billion and will soon be a wall street trillion.
    I know which of you are actually wrong.

  89. Re:The moan of sour grapes by Yaztromo · · Score: 1

    In ten years and in 100 years, Apple Watch will still tell time, exactly like the Rolex, except with much greater accuracy.

    Actually, that may depend. I haven't looked at the WatchKit APIs yet to see what internal time representation they're using, but it may be susceptible to the Year 2038 Problem

    Of course, what everyone seems to be ignoring is that the case is (as are some of the pins in the straps) 18k gold. According to Apple, the large Apple Edition watch has a case that weighs 69g. Now that's probably not all gold (the back is ceramic, the front is glass, the internals are electronic), however at the very least there is roughly $1000 USD of gold in there.

    So while it's possible it won't retain its original price, it will probably never become worthless -- at the very least, there is some 30g or so of 18k gold there.

    Yaz

  90. Re:The moan of sour grapes by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 1

    For me, Swiss watches represent the pinnacle of hand crafted micro engineering. I also own a quartz watch that keeps better time and runs for years on a single battery for a micro-fraction of the cost (and requires no expensive servicing). So what? I find it refreshing to use an entirely mechanical device with amazing latent complexity. It serves a single purpose simply and elegantly yet almost perfectly.

    Same here. I have an Atmos clock, which is entirely mechanical. You're supposed to get it serviced every 30 years (mine has just gone in for its second service, the first in the time I've owned it). The standard models are meant to run for about 400 years, the fancier ones like the du Millenaire are calibrated out to 3000 AD, although I'm not sure whether civilisation will still be around then if something goes wrong.

    I'll bet the $10,000 Apple watch will be a piece of expensive inanimate jewellery long before my clock goes in for its third servicing.

  91. USB is exponentially faster than Wifi by popo · · Score: 1

    Apple made a pretty laptop at the cost of basic efficiency.

    Even wireless-N has a top throughout of 300 megabits per second. Although that's *if* you're on a wireless-N router. And even then you may not achieve that for numerous secondary reasons.

    USB-3 has a top throughput of 5 GIGABITS per second.

    There's no comparison. If you need to regularly transfer (of backup) large quantities of data, wifi is not the optimal choice.

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    1. Re:USB is exponentially faster than Wifi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So now Apple has essentially downgraded two product lines:

      The new Mac Mini's are slower than the 2012 Mac Minis.
      The new MacBook's are less functional than the 2013 Macbook Airs.

      Nice job Tim Cook. Mac products are increasingly form-over-function. Fail.

    2. Re:USB is exponentially faster than Wifi by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      The new MacBook's are less functional than the 2013 Macbook Airs.

      They're not a replacement. The Airs got updated as well. They're a different product for different uses. Being less functional than a different product is not important. The new Macbook is not something I would buy, nor would it be suited for most Slashdotters. But that's not the point.

  92. FFS by fyngyrz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The new laptop:

    They tossed a port they really needed to keep: ethernet. To get (a slower, less capable, CPU-eating version of) it back, you must re-dongle the USB port (and you'd better hope you have some kind of mega-wire-spider so you can feed it power at the same time... and connect your USB stuff... and connect an external HDMI monitor...)

    Then they failed to make wireless the thing they really needed to make wireless: charging. And why is this so needful? Because they REMOVED one of the best features of macbooks, the magsafe power cord, so now, instead of your macbook reliably staying on the table when you or your kid or your dog trips over the power cord, it's now considerably more likely to hit the floor instead. Also, of course, wireless charging is awesome, and wired charging is... not.

    Apparently, this thing was designed by the same clever folks who made the new Mac Pro into a rats-nest generator, took away the expandable memory option for the mini, and broke both the hosts file LAN functionality. Bravo. Braaaaaavo. They are doing an excellent job of keeping me looking out for earlier model used Mac Pros. It appears that they feel they have enough money.

    I agree that Apple has successfully identified something I clearly don't need: the new macbook.

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    1. Re:FFS by ksheff · · Score: 1

      I imagine vendors that have a port replicator (power, display, ethernet, SD reader, and multiple USB ports -- all the stuff that one would expect on a laptop) that works with the new USB-C connector will sell quite a few of them.

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    2. Re:FFS by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      They tossed a port they really needed to keep: ethernet

      Not with the latest version, Ethernet was gone several revisions ago. Most people really don't need it. I generally only use it at work, and leave the dongle connected to the Ethernet cable, so it's no harder to plug in than connecting the cable itself.

      you must re-dongle the USB port (and you'd better hope you have some kind of mega-wire-spider so you can feed it power at the same time... and connect your USB stuff... and connect an external HDMI monitor...)

      The idea is that you'll just have one cable coming from your monitor, providing power and a USB hub. Currently you can only get that with Thunderbolt from an Apple display, but a number of display manufacturers have signed up to do the same with USB-C. I'd love to be able to have a single cable to connect power, ethernet, display, keyboard and mouse to my laptop. About the only place where I connect more than one cable is at my own desk. I generally have to carry a dongle for projectors, because in most places they're VGA only (if you give a talk at Apple, they have an impressive array of adaptors connected to their projectors, for every display connector that Apple has ever sold. I really wished I'd lugged a G4 PowerMac tower with me to be able to use the ADC adaptor).

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    3. Re:FFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are we sure Apple haven't crippled third party parts again!

      Why else would they price their adapters at rip off prices!

      (is slashdot reading my mind, capatcha = bastards )

    4. Re:FFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously I haven't had a wired ethernet port for 7 years now, haven't missed it since 5ghz 802.11n became the defacto standard.

    5. Re:FFS by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      Not with the latest version, Ethernet was gone several revisions ago. Most people really don't need it. I generally only use it at work, and leave the dongle connected to the Ethernet cable, so it's no harder to plug in than connecting the cable itself.

      Agreed, I personally find the lack annoying, but it's easy to expense the dongles and leave one on the RJ45. Or to keep the one I expensed at my previous job :-x

      you must re-dongle the USB port (and you'd better hope you have some kind of mega-wire-spider so you can feed it power at the same time... and connect your USB stuff... and connect an external HDMI monitor...)

      No different than Thunderbolt.

      The idea is that you'll just have one cable coming from your monitor, providing power and a USB hub. Currently you can only get that with Thunderbolt from an Apple display, but a number of display manufacturers have signed up to do the same with USB-C. I'd love to be able to have a single cable to connect power, ethernet, display, keyboard and mouse to my laptop.

      Agreed, the ability to act as a docking station is really the only remaining appeal of the increasingly-aged Apple TD, which at $900+ still only supplies USB 2.0. Mind you since most of us can't toss existing monitors and repurchase at will, I wouldn't be able to take advantage of USB-C docking in the foreseeable future anyway. It does get annoying at the office to have to plug in 1) power 2) ethernet, since the wireless is flaky 3) DP for monitor and 4) USB for phone charging. But if that were even close to the most annoying part of my work day, compared to eg. dealing with a dumbass who ridicules me for suggesting that wheat contains gluten, I could live with that.

    6. Re: FFS by dilvish_the_damned · · Score: 1

      Ethernet is also one of the first to get tripped over and be violently mangled leaving a permanent sadness scar on the side of the laptop.
      In that vein, i am more concerned of the non-magnetic connector.

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    7. Re:FFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wireless charging is simply inefficient... Who wants to pay more for less efficient thus longer charging? Go check the success rate of that feature on other devices among customers...

      If you buy a $69 AppleTV you don't need an HDMI port anymore. The only port I'd miss would be an USB3 one for pendrives, but whatever, soon enough we'll have USB-C pendrives even faster than USB3 ones.

    8. Re:FFS by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Who wants to pay more for less efficient thus longer charging?

      I'd be delighted to do so. And I am hardly alone in this.

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  93. Draughting rung con inclusions: by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Oh, I think DeathElk got it all right... he's just in pain, as well he should be. Give his some credit, at least until he confirms for you his post was the work of an illiterate, rather than obviously the opposite.

    No watt eye mien? Aye mite halve two right moor, THAN wear wood yew bee?

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    1. Re:Draughting rung con inclusions: by gtall · · Score: 1

      If you are going to lapse into Esperanto, just stop right there, I can only puke so much after lunch.

  94. Yeah, but no, not a chance. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Apple is likely going to recommend regular service during which the battery will be replaced.

    Um. Apple is likely to obsolete that watch as soon as they possibly can, as well as completely drop support for it, and stop manufacturing / providing the custom battery inside, similar to what they have done for every other bit of hardware and software (except iTunes) they've manufactured that's older than my next-to-last tax return plus one or two.

    But they will be right there offering you a new watch, much better than the "old" one. Cool, eh?

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    1. Re:Yeah, but no, not a chance. by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Um. Apple is likely to obsolete that watch as soon as they possibly can, as well as completely drop support for it, and stop manufacturing / providing the custom battery inside, similar to what they have done for every other bit of hardware and software (except iTunes) they've manufactured that's older than my next-to-last tax return plus one or two.

      1. That's where third-parties pick up the ball.

      2. How does that make Apple different from every other company? For example, try to get parts for a three year old Toshiba TV some time. Apple actually has a much better than average track record, overall, in that regard than most of their competitors.

  95. research incentives by swell · · Score: 1

    There are plenty who can afford $10K and that investment may be considered a contribution to Apple research. It will be invested as wisely as Apple is able, to help understand the next step in the evolution of intelligent assistance to a wide variety of user needs: the disabled, the economically disadvantaged, and others who count on Apple to provide the services they need for day-to-day living.

    Wouldn't it be wonderful if others were investing in such research?

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  96. Re:The moan of sour grapes by Imagix · · Score: 1

    Because I don't have an iPhone?

  97. Re:The moan of sour grapes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Swiss watch makes don't go "smart", they will die out like CRT television. Apple and others will still be in business, because people will upgrade their watches every year to a new model.

  98. Re:The moan of sour grapes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one will use it for 10 years. Next year they get the iWatch 2. It is a non-existing problem you are talking about.

  99. Now wholly true by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Not really. It does not work unless you have an iPhone. The iPhone is the real computer.

    It does work without an iPhone, there are a number of built in apps that work OK without a phone present. It is limited, and third party apps will not work without a phone - but Apple has already said that will change, probably this year.

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  100. Re:The moan of sour grapes by kiddygrinder · · Score: 1

    the screen would have to be replaced every 2 years minimum to start with, after the first 4 years (unless you buy the 10k version) it's going to be cheaper to upgrade than repair

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  101. iWatch fails at being Jewellery by DMJC · · Score: 2

    I worked as a network admin inside a Jewellery store last year. I can tell you the iWatch is going to fail as a jewellery piece. Jewellery is about exclusivity, crazy engineering, and status. The iWatch fails too many of these points to matter. Another problem is it's a square faced watch. It falls under the traditional Women's timepiece category. They might sell a few, but it's not going to be the giant smash they are assuming it's going to be. Most jewellery store staff I showed it to thought the moto 360 looked much more like a men's watch. However even then they thought that their core client base would choose the traditional watches over the electronic ones. At the end of the day, Apple just isn't trying to compete with a hand cut $20,000 Grand Seiko watch. They are going to be laser cutting these things on a fabrication line. Works great for cheap electronics, not so much for exclusive high end luxury items.

    1. Re:iWatch fails at being Jewellery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You didn't watch the video mentioning hand polishing and other methods clearly. Hate on, and keep that life-expectancy low. You leave sooner for the rest of us.

    2. Re:iWatch fails at being Jewellery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone with several Grand Seikos and a couple Credors, I definitely intend to buy one of the limited Apple Watches. To each their own?

  102. Re: The moan of sour grapes by HuguesT · · Score: 1

    I think the GP's point was that if a watch is really expensive then a thief will not stop at cutting off your hand to get it.

  103. Re:The moan of sour grapes by LostMyBeaver · · Score: 1

    Haha! Yeh, let me just leave my $10,000 watch at the counter of a mall store with a relatively anonymous, low paid young adult wearing a uniform for that service by some kid in the backroom sometime next week.

    Maybe it's better to use insured shipping with tracking to Apple instead.

  104. Re:The moan of sour grapes by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

    A Rolex isn't really a watch... it is jewelry... or a collectible if you prefer... they hold value over time, unlike most watches which are just time pieces...

    A nice $20,000 Rolex in 18k gold has nothing to do with telling time and it will still be sought after in 100 years...

    The standard $350 Apple watch won't.

  105. Re:The moan of sour grapes by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

    But by ten years or twenty years from now, the Apple Watch will have a ridiculously high collector value when sold to a museum.

    Not sure why you'd think that, what has Apple made... ever, that is valuable? Perhaps one of the original Apple 1 boards... but that's about it...

    Everything else they have made has been in such qty that it is cheap and common.

    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Apple-...

    Apple IIc for less than $200 in working condition...

  106. Re:The moan of sour grapes by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

    The Timex isn't a fashion statement or jewelry... it is a time piece... nothing more or less...

    And that is fine, but don't kid yourself... $10K buys you a real 18k gold watch that will have real value due to that gold...

  107. Re:The moan of sour grapes by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

    People buying Swiss watches are not buying them for the fact they're watches, they buy them because it's a status symbol completely disconnected from its primary function.

    ^ This...

    A $20K Rolex on your wrist says, "I have more money than you do".

    Nothing more or less...

  108. Re:The moan of sour grapes by gutnor · · Score: 1

    Let me guess - you have no experience in maintaining old watches do you ? If you leave it in a box untouched for 100 years, maybe it will work alright - otherwise at the very very minimum you will need to have it oiled. If you can't do it yourself, be prepared for an expensive trip to the 1 guy that still does it in 100 years.

    Stuff break in watch, big brand like Patek, IWC, ... will always put your watch back in working order, as they are mechanical product. They have even been known to do it on the cheap from time to time.

  109. Look at Panasonic's tablet by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

    The real competition (in features, that is, not price) for an Apple tablet would be the Panasonic Toughpad 4k, a monster 20-inch tablet with 3840x2560 resolution (that is, 4:3 aspect ratio). It's a beautiful piece of kit but hugely expensive. Apple could put the same panel in a 20 inch "iPad Pro" or "MacPad" and if priced more keenly it could sell well among those doing graphics work who want something more portable than a desktop.

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    1. Re:Look at Panasonic's tablet by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      I dunno, "Apple" and "Priced more keenly" seems unlikely in the same sentence.

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    2. Re:Look at Panasonic's tablet by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      Panasonic is about the only major PC maker which makes Apple kit look cheap. You pay a big premium for that extra ruggedness.

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  110. Re:The moan of sour grapes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > When discussing paying $10,000 for a watch who's brand-name does not end in "olex",

    Rolex is about marketing for a significant part. Their exceptionality is mostly about hypnotising customers with such a message. On the tech side, it is easy to find worthy or superior competitors:

    Giraud-Perregaux (about the only ore-to-watch full manufacture work style swiss shop still in existance)
    Vacheron Constantin (wristwatch brand of princes and royals)
    Patek Philippe (about 5x the history and prestiege of Rolex)
    Hublot (very new brand, but insanely high prices)
    Omega co-axial escapement (about the only real invention in mechanical wrist-watch technology in the past ~120 years)
    Blancpain (brand history was interrupted in the 1970s and revived later, otherwise would beat Rolex hands down)
    Panerai (italo-swiss brand, possibly worthy of mention, but maybe not full 10k USD class)

    Honorable mention in the ~5000 USD class:
    IWC Schaffhausen (exceptional workmanship and unrivalled reliability, with significant american involvement in its history, but uses largely ETA based mechanisms nowadays)

  111. Re:The moan of sour grapes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > In ten years and in 100 years, Apple Watch will still tell time, exactly like the Rolex, except with much greater accuracy.

    There is no way a printed circuit board can survive 100 years. It is a glass-fiber-resin laminate and delaminates naturally, especially in presence of moisture. If the screen is of OLED technology, well, the letter O in it stands for organic and such materials are not forever (not even diamonds are).

  112. $22,000 according to the Apple website by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On the Canadian Apple website, it looks like the top tier gold Apple watch actually costs $13,000-$22,000 depending on the model. Just sayin', since I keep hearing the $10,000 figure tossed out.

    1. Re:$22,000 according to the Apple website by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      I think the iPod shuffle also went up 10$, it's still listed for 50$ on thesource.ca.

  113. I'll stick with my Omega thanks. by davidmcg · · Score: 1

    I could afford the most expensive model, but over £10k for something that could be obsolete in a year in a total waste of money. I like Omegas, Rolex's etc and I believe they’re worth it cause I would expect my Omega Seamaster to last me a life-time...not to expect to replace it in a year with a newer model. I've been going off Apple stuff for a while now. Apart from their phones, and a lesser extent, their tablets, their hardware has been declining in quality for years. Shame really but it does feel Apple is turning into Vertu.

  114. I'm so over Apple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IMHO, Apple got great because they went to the UNIX-y core with OSX and Darwin. They started to fall from grace almost immediately when they closed off the core. My wife's Apples used to work great connecting to network shares with Samba, until they gibbled that with their proprietary version. It was easy enough to fix at the time by switching to NFS, but have you tried to use NFS in a recent version of OSX? It's like gone.

    What kind of a UNIX sucks at networking?

  115. The real reason by agildehaus · · Score: 1

    Apple doesn't care if anyone buys their $10k smartwatch. They've made a few of them, for the purposes of it being a real thing, and if some idiot buys them great.

    The reason the $10k Apple Watch exists is to make the rest of us think we're buying the cheap version of the premium product. It's to position our minds into thinking we're wearing something that's already a high-class brand.

  116. Re:The moan of sour grapes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When discussing paying $10,000 for a watch who's brand-name does not end in "olex"

    You're kidding, right? You think Rolex is the only expensive luxury watch?

  117. Re:The moan of sour grapes by jcr · · Score: 1

    I haven't looked at the WatchKit APIs yet to see what internal time representation they're using,

    NSDate represents time as a double-precision floating point value with the epoch set at the beginning of January 1, 2001, GMT.

    -jcr

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  118. Re:The moan of sour grapes by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    Because very few people will buy the gold edition, it will occupy the same collector market as some of the other early Apples.

  119. Re: The moan of sour grapes by whopis · · Score: 1

    You do realize that Rolex watches are only certified to be within -4/+6 seconds per day, right? (COSC chronometer certification)

    Even cheap Quartz watches have significantly greater accuracy than that.

  120. Lower life forms by ArcadeMan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.

    Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

    1. Re:Lower life forms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.

      Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

      Sad.

      Did no one even come close to "getting it?" It's ok,...I'm with you! Everyone's too busy being grumpy about a watch. If only Douglas were still with us.

      Love & Kisses
      Zaphod

  121. What a surprise! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even more anemic specs and what essentially amounts to a hefty price hike! OTOH I guess that Google is selling some Pixels which amounts to about the same thing... but me, I think that I'll stick with Sager and the like where I have choices of components and configurations that meet realworld needs...

    I guess that Timmy didn't get the memo that the reality distortion field died with St. Stevey...

  122. Re:The moan of sour grapes by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    Because very few people will buy the gold edition, it will occupy the same collector market as some of the other early Apples.

    Very few people bought a Microsoft Surface RT, but I highly doubt that makes the tablet a collectors item. Very few commercially made, mass produced items hold value the way you're assuming this watch will.

    Maybe if they made it a limited edition, bit that doesn't really fit Apple's MO...

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  123. Re:The moan of sour grapes by macs4all · · Score: 1

    ...but will you even be able to buy a replacement battery for it in 100 years? I doubt you can get a replacement battery for a 20 year old laptop now.

    Actually, you can.

    And by 100 years, you'll be able to retrofit a cold fusion battery replacement into that laptop or Apple Watch.

  124. Re:The moan of sour grapes by macs4all · · Score: 1

    In 10 years time, the Apple Watch will be a non-functioning piece of trash. You will be lucky if an Apple Watch outlasts a Timex. Never mind a Rolex.

    If I purchase the $349 model, you'd likely be right. But if I have purchased the $10k model (and assuming that $10k means more to me than $349 to most), you can bet that it would be serviced at regular intervals, and would still be functional for as long as I wanted it to be.

  125. Re:The moan of sour grapes by Whorhay · · Score: 1

    I've got a 10 year old seiko kinetic that I love. It's a subdued color, being made of titanium, and relatively light weight. It runs on a capacitor that is recharged by an internal pendulum or something. I've heard the capacitor will need replacing eventually but so far it's just fine. The only problem I've had with it was that part of the watchband broke just out of warranty because it was made of titanium when steel should have been used. I had that single part replaced for $20 with a stainless part. Like your Tissot I expect I'll get a life times use out of my Seiko and possibly so will one of my progeny.

    Smart watches don't appeal to me at all. I can't be bothered to carry a cell phone, and I really don't want to wear an oversized watch as an accessory for a cell phone. If/when they ever get around to making truly useful and rugged wearable computers I might consider wearing it like a bracer or watch, but most of what I've seen thus far isn't worth the expense and trouble.

  126. Re:The moan of sour grapes by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

    The Timex isn't a fashion statement or jewelry... it is a time piece... nothing more or less...

    Ah, well, in THAT case you want one of those $5 el-cheapo Casio watches. They seem to be very much a fashion statement over here in hipsterville. And I'm talking about proper hipsters: the one with little pidgeon legs and lord-of-the-rings beards, shoes without sockes, thick rimmed glasses and of course el-cheapo Casio watches.

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  127. Re:The moan of sour grapes by macs4all · · Score: 1

    "Apple Watch will still tell time, exactly like the Rolex, except with much greater accuracy"

    If you're willing to put that up as a bet, I accept it. Let's take your Apple watch, and remove it from online network sync. I bet within a couple weeks it'll be surprisingly far off. Yeah, generic computer devices tend to have shit clocks in them and are almost entirely reliant on external time sources to remain accurate.

    There are a lot more ways that a purely electronic timepiece can keep impressive accuracy over long periods of time. For example, in most developed countries, there is enough examples of power-line frequency to be picked-up everywhere, all the time, and those frequencies are adjusted continuously, precisely so that line-powered clocks will keep time, to have to rely on network time-servers (once set). It would be trivial for the Apple Watch to be able to "tune-in" to those frequencies (almost always either 50.0 or 60.0 Hz) to help with this.

  128. How small does a laptop need to be? by cyn1c77 · · Score: 1

    It strikes me that Apple is continuously trying to find the balance between minimalism and functionality.

    What's unfortunate is that they generally err on the side of minimalism. This would be fine (great even!) if they restricted that philosophy to products intended to be small like the iPad and MacBook Air, but it becomes a problem for the user when they start applying it to their Pro product lines and even their mainline models.

    Some can learn to live with a hardwired battery and hard drive, even though it goes against most techies' core philosophies. But when you start taking out ports, it gets really fucking annoying if you don't have the requisite dongle RIGHT NOW when you need a connection to work.

    And what is the ultimate limit to this philosophy? Sure, you can make the laptop a lot smaller and prettier if you take out the physical keyboard, and the hard drive, and the RAM, and the keyboard. But, at some point, the laptops become so small they they are actually annoying for average-sized people to use for real work. Also, it doesn't look as pretty or feel as convenient in use when there are 50 cables, port extenders, and dongles attached to it just to restore the device to some level of base functionality.

    Jobs always had a hard time with that point as he got older. It's unfortunate that Cook seems to have inherited it as well.

  129. Re:The moan of sour grapes by macs4all · · Score: 1

    Why is the need for the apple smartphone a problem? Most people carry their phones with them to most places. You can assume a phone is available except for exercise, shower..

    And people seem to be completely (or is that conveniently?) forgetting that the Apple Watch has WiFi as well as Bluetooth; so it isn't like you have to have your iPhone in your pocket to be able to use the Apple Watch. If you have a WiFi Router at home and both devices can reach it, then you can use your Apple Watch's non-timekeeping functions. And if you are out-and-about, you probably DO have your phone somewhere within Bluetooth range; so...

    Plus, I wouldn't put it past Apple to make it so the Watch and Phone could "pair" over WiFi even without being immersed in a common WiFi network, by automagically creating an Ad-hoc network between them.

  130. Re:The moan of sour grapes by Altus · · Score: 1

    If all you want is a device on your wrist that tells the time then you have the perfect device. This one does more. Either you want that or you don't. Lots of people say they dont but I think that is the standard anti apple knee jerk reaction. The pebble got a ton of support with less features and integration. People said the same thing about the iPhone and the iPod.

    Maybe folks will prefer a different smart watch but that doesn't make this any less relevant.

    It may not be a thing you want right now but comparing it to your device is as silly as saying nobody in the world needs a car because they have a reliable cheep bike. The bike will last longer. Costs a fraction of the price and never needs fuel!

    For what it's worth I get where you are coming from. I like regular watches. But writing this off could prove to be pretty silly in the long run.

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  131. Re:The moan of sour grapes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not, mind you, anywhere near $10k. I've seen estimates of about $2k in gold value?

  132. No shit, Sherlock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The prices grate, not because they're so expensive, but because they're gratuitously expensive."

    Newsflash: they always have been. Ever since Woz got sidelined and Steve Jobs took over the company, Apple has basically been in the business of marketing overpriced and underpowered products at people with more money than sense. At least these days they're not underpowered, with is an improvement. And I'd argue that being more upfront about their business model is also a good thing. Apple hasn't lost its soul, it's just lost some of its hypocrisy. Maybe some people don't like that because it makes it harder for them to lie to themselves.

  133. Re: The moan of sour grapes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everything is trivial to those who have no done so.

  134. Fuck "all wireless" by omfglearntoplay · · Score: 1

    Less ports b/c use everything wirelessly? Wireless technologies are fine at home... terrible in the office. More terrible in remote offices. We are a windows shop, but I would allow a Mac here or there as a pet device for people who think they can support it on their own. So far, iphones and ipads are all that has worked well enough. Seems like that will contiue.

  135. Re:The moan of sour grapes by jbolden · · Score: 1

    If you aren't an iPhone user than you probably shouldn't be an Apple Watch customer. Pick an Android oriented device.

  136. Re:The moan of sour grapes by jbolden · · Score: 1

    Good point. That's a simple web-service. If that isn't happening now, it will likely be happening soon.

  137. Re: The moan of sour grapes by macs4all · · Score: 1

    Everything is trivial to those who have no done so.

    True enough.

    But, as an Embedded Developer with nearly 40 years' paid experience, I believe I have a relatively good handle on the complexity of that task; so let's just substitute "relatively straightforward" for "trivial".

    I have seen at least one design for a AC power inverter (think "off-the-grid" solar energy) that was supposedly able to take its frequency-cues from snatching a "whiff" of 50/60Hz powerline frequency in the air, even in the relative boonies. I don't know how well it worked; but that's what it purported to do.

    That's a low-enough frequency that the electronics in the watch (or your phone, monitor, computer, TV, etc) isn't likely to interfere, and there are multiple ways (well, at least 2) to detect that frequency (RF and Ambient-Light-Sensor). Amplify, Filter and time the zero-crossings to determine 50/60 Hz, and drive a Phase-Locked-Loop, and there you go!

    Now what?

  138. Move on /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not the market you were looking for. It is clear no one here is going to spend $399 -- $10,000 on a smart watch. There are plenty of people who will... just to make a statement. In this day and age of smart phones that do more than a Cray XMP-48 could on its best day... including being a convenient pocket-watch, the wrist-watch is obsolete. Apple re-invents the watch. I won't buy one. I think it will be a hit in the market of glam.

  139. Re:The moan of sour grapes by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

    If you want value from gold, then buy pure gold. Don't tie it up in a time piece.

  140. Re:The moan of sour grapes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, I haven't been to any parties since I was 14, but I wouldn't hit on anyone anyway.