World's 1st Penis Transplant Done In South Africa
PolygamousRanchKid writes The world's first successful penis transplant has been performed by surgeons in South Africa, Bloomberg News reported Friday. The 21-year-old recipient has made a full recovery and regained all functions in the transplanted organ. The nine-hour operation was done Dec. 11 by surgeons from Stellenbosch University and Cape Town's Tygerberg Hospital, the university said Friday in a statement. The unidentified patient had his penis amputated three years ago in a life-saving procedure after he developed complications from a traditional circumcision. "Our goal was that he would be fully functional at two years and we are very surprised by his rapid recovery," said Dr. Andre van der Merwe, head of the university's urology division, who led the surgical team.
They don't dick around.
Unless it is a connected IOT device, that tracks sexual activity and posts facebook notifications every time it scores I am not impressed.
It's a good thing the other guy had a spare to share
Where there's a will...
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What kind of dumbass would do that?
According to the very article, there was a medically successful transplant in 2006 that was later removed only because of the patient's severe psychological reaction.
The creatures outside looked from Alt-Right to Antifa; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Serious question:
Besides the "ick" factor why aren't there trans people walking around with donated penises? Even doing organ swaps where a male-to-female trades with a compatible female-to-male? I realize tissue rejection can be a bitch but I can't imagine the artificial organs they make from the patient's own cells are particularly useful.
If video games influenced behavior the Pac Man generation would be eating pills and running away from their problems.
Weren't they afraid that the Cape Town archipelago https://www.google.se/search?q... would hereafter be named a bit differently?
This is the one time you would want to pray for gang warfare.
Probably a case of mixed feelings. It did require the removal of at least one male penis after all :/
When I was a teenager, if we we didn't like some chick, we'd tell our friends "I wouldn't screw he with your dick!"
Now he will always do that
I'll bet masturbation is awkward to think about as well.
The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
World's 1st Penis Transplant Drone In South Africa
I mean the underlying cause for this operation, a common procedure done on man without consent in a very young age because?
The last thing I heard about this was a campaign on boys age over 10 getting talked into getting circumcised was to prevent AIDS...
The only mammal on this planet tinkering with their dicks in that manner are humans - supposedly having the largest brain.
Must be progress then....
Remember the guy? Whatshisname? John Wayne Bobbit right? Source of the eponymous term bobbitized. What happened to him?
sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
Yup, that's how I read it at first.
I guess he won't need his Corvette anymore...
I never thought there would be a time the phrase "I wouldn't fuck her with your dick" might stand a chance of being modded insightful.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
Er, on, I guess.
How long before cross-species transplants start happening? Horse cocks for everyone.
"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
I mean, who wouldn't want to be able to choose one? That opens up all kinds of possibilities.
Will this be offered as an option for Female-to-Male transsexuals? Instead of a constructing a penis, transplant a 'real' one.
I for one, as a white man with a smallish penis, would not mind having a large second hand black penis. Think about the pick up lines you could come up!
Me: "Hey cutie, I've got a BBC"
Girl: "Don't be silly"
Me: "No, here it is check it out"
Girl: "Oh my GAWD!"
Me: "Yeah, there is a firs time for everything".
I believe the operation is called an "adacoctomy".
" The 21-year-old recipient has made a full recovery and regained all functions in the transplanted organ. The nine-hour operation was done Dec. 11 "
The actual operation took 8 hours and 58 minutes, determining all functions too 1 minute and 53 seconds.
They waited three years to do the operation. One of his relatives died, and they convinced the family to allow the donation of the penis provided they made a reconstructed one for the dead man, which they did out of a flap of skin.
"Transparent" is a shit show that trades on every stereotype going. A man in drag is NOT a transsexual.
...about the guy with five penises?
His underwear fit like a glove.
World's first Dr Who tranplant? Jeremy Clarkson may be needing one soon.
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what happened to the donor?
Remember kids, if you're not paying for the service, YOU ARE THE PRODUCT THAT IS BEING SOLD.
I still remember the first heart transplant in 1967, also done in South-Africa.
My heart (and cock) goes out to them.
OK, so print me a huge black one. I'll be much more popular with the ladies.
Maybe I can get one that actually WORKS...
Are we now to revisit the apartheid era with the emphasis on PART as the white supremacists in South Africa (you KNOW they're still there) start harvesting organs from hapless African men in order to retain the sexual fidelity of their Jungle Fevered wives without beating them (the way you just KNOW they beat their children and even dogs)?
Seastead this.
He lost his penis once because of circumcision.
And now he's gonna do it again with his new penis.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/...
The transplanted penis wasn't circumcised and it will be at least several months before the patient can return for the medical procedure
Clarkson has not announced new job yet.
Wow some piece of shit moderated this down, can someone *please* fix this? It is entirely factual based on real world experience.
I wonder how the partner in a relationship would feel about this. On one hand, your man now hasequipment back. On the other, he's using somebody else's tool on you...
I maintain, whoever voted this down is a piece of shit, fuck you idiot.