Evolution Market's Admins Are Gone, Along With $12M In Bitcoin
tsu doh nimh writes: The Evolution Market, an online black market that sells everything contraband — from marijuana, heroin and ecstasy to stolen identities and malicious hacking services — appears to have vanished in the last 24 hours with little warning. Much to the chagrin of countless merchants hawking their wares in the underground market, the curators of the project have reportedly absconded with the community's bitcoins — a stash that some Evolution merchants reckon is worth more than USD $12 million.
Don't worry, the invisible hand will soon make an invisible punishment for those responsible.
I do enjoy the feeling of schadenfreude sometimes.
He tried to kill me with a forklift!
I think I'm going to have a heart attack and DIE from that surprise.
"File to fit, pound to insert, paint to match" - Aircraft Maintenance 101
I'm shocked!
XML is a known as a key material required to create SMD: Software of Mass Destruction
... there is no honor among thieves.
Because....
fuck the government?
is that all
because this shit is starting to no longer be funny, i used to get a bit of a schadenfreude boner out of this type of article now its just limp and telling me to scroll past
People dealing in illegal goods on a site that specialized in black market goods were trusting a 3rd party to hang on to all of their money?
I'm a good cook. I'm a fantastic eater. - Steven Brust
Bitcoin works just like cash? When you hand piles of money to people running illegal markets they might run off with it? The HORROR!
(At least with Bitcoin you can see where your stolen coins are going, give or take, try that with $1000 bills)
How do we know how many bitcoins are lost exactly?
The people who run a black market are dishonest? I'm shocked, shocked!
People running an online black market dealing in illegal goods turned out to be criminals. Who knew?
You get up with fleas
... I'm off to set up a new marketplace on Tor. Apparently, criminals are really gullible AND use untraceable money! What a great combination :)
Therefore, by the (faulty) logic you're using, you're just a cow with a keyboard - osu-neko (2604)
Look at it from the point of view of the people running these markets. They have a finite amount of time before the FBI or the NSA crack them like pistachios. The longer they operate the more people will learn who they are. So unless the illegal market is so insanely profitable for them that they can buy sanctuary someplace where the long arm of the law wont reach, betraying the people using the market is just optimal strategy.
when you're surrounded by turkeys.
Will my sheet of trips arrive?
"an online black market that sells everything contraband — from marijuana, heroin and ecstasy to stolen identities and malicious hacking services"
And people are actually surprised that they poofed with 12 million in bitcoins? Seriously?
... so far, and there's not one Bitcoin defender.
When Mt. Gox went down, the worshipers were everywhere. I know, because I tangled with them then.
Where did those loopies go?
It little behooves the best of us to comment on the rest of us.
they all say they have "everything illegal" but not a single one of them has nuclear weapons or other weapons of mass destruction, and beleive me i have checked them all
one begins to wonder if weapons of mass destruction even exist man, and i mean all of them, not just the ones in irak :( been looking for ages (i just want to know the prices, i have no enemies)
they dont have human slaves either, but i dont care for them, just havent seen them at all, and i know for a fact these exist, some of my friends have had iphones in the past...
None of the people who actually use the black markets are surprised. It's a gamble; 9/10 times I get military grade shit, 1/10 i lose money. To me it's acceptable. Nobody points a gun at my head on the Internets, only a bunch of dickheads at Slashdot that think we are all gullible. Clueless...
let me show you them
whoops, wait, this one wasn't a Magic the Gathering based exchange.
In TEH FUTAR, our economy will be entirely Beanie Baby based.
the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
If you are stupid enough to use drugs, or to use a currency expressly made for crime, or a service that caters to criminals, it is your own fault.
Hmm, what to do? What to do?
But, but, but... Fiat currencies are evil! Bitcoin uses encryption and encryption = safe! Bitcoin has no risk! I can leave a pile of virtual cash with an untrusted third party dealing in illicit goods and they won't take it right?
Seriously bitcoin sounds awesome to anyone who does not actually comprehend risk adjusted value or transaction friction or exchange rate volatility. I can honestly say that I am glad these idiots got taken advantage of.
Actually, more surprised someone would be this stupid. I suspect some of their clientele don't really take kindly to having money stolen and will put a nice bounty out. Most likely the prefered dead kind....with polaroid and "proof" of some sort.
So they get the money, but they have to look over their shoulder "their entire" life (well at least for the next few decades). Worrying if there car blows up just zipping to grocery store...ect, not to mention retaliation to family members if they have any...no, odds are they won't enjoy a dime of it...
None of the people who actually use the black markets are surprised. It's a gamble; 9/10 times I get military grade shit, 1/10 i lose money. To me it's acceptable. Nobody points a gun at my head on the Internets, only a bunch of dickheads at Slashdot that think we are all gullible.
You're claiming that people who use black market's are not gullible on a thread about the news that people who use black market's just got ripped off to the tune of an (alleged) $12 million US? Curious logic you have there...
I am Jack's complete and total lack of surprise...
"Shady operator running shady business makes shady move. Film at 11."
I suspect that people with enough pull to put out contracts with any reasonable chance of having them fulfilled have other, more dependable sources for whatever it is that they are buying or selling.
I'm going to start a market that buys and sells underground / black markets!
blah blah please someone burn off my fingertips
urkh
profit!
I have told you never to keep your bitsies in someone else's wallet!
That would be the World's Largest Orchestra of the World's Smallest Violins! :D
-- You are in a maze of little, twisty passages, all different... --
Is there an organization that will insure Bitcoin deposits ala the FDIC. Sounds like a viable business to me especially if the underwriters were a "real" insurance company with assets other than Bitcoins. Perhaps Lloyd 's of London could give it a try.
Goes to show how untrustworthy and dangerous these online markets are! Nothing like classic person-to-person drug deals.
Crime doesn't pay for everybody.
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
Users are not gullible if they realize there is a risk of losing their money, and assess that their profit is worth this risk, as AC explained above.
You are seriously going to claim that these guys basically handed an unknown third party what amounted to a pile of untraceable cash trusting that they wouldn't run off with it and that they knew the risk they were taking? They would have to be the dumbest crooks on the planet to do that and you're claiming that they understood what they were doing? Yeah, not buying that argument. This was smart crooks ripping off dumb crooks.
Using bitcoin may still be the most prudent choice, even if it means that there's a chance you'll lose some of your money.
Oh I don't doubt that bitcoin could have some protective value but I very much doubt that all these folks fully understood the risk they were taking.
They probably mostly still made money at it because it was a known cost of doing business. It isn't like this is any worse or different than the Feds shutting them down at some point.
They won't be poofed for long, I'd bet. Someone who was selling those malicious hacking services will probably want their money back and go after them.
> curators of the project have reportedly absconded with the community's bitcoins
It is possible those "curators" were as honourable criminals as a 4th generation sicilian godfather - but they are now sitting in a dark cell handcuffed, surrounded by SWAT and a desk-lamp wielding prosecutor is asking them questions.
The incentive to steal increases.
Only surprise for me was that it was *only* $12 million.
So yet again, we see another big community of bitcoin users taken to the cleaners because they refuse to be diligent and only use wallets installed on their machines. Instead they use the host's wallet, and are surprized when the host dissappears when the combined assets reach some arbitrary large number (in this case upwards of 12 million USD).
Am I missing something here? Why the fuck are people still being so stupid with their bitcoins?
And people are actually surprised that they poofed with 12 million in bitcoins? Seriously?
Actually, I'm not sensing much surprise at all around this story. I suppose the only thing that might be surprising is that they actually had that many BTC collected at once to take. I guess they could silently disable transferring BTC out of the service for a few days until they decided to pull the plug, I guess that would help build up the coffers for the big jump (if people assume the site is still working fine and keep transferring to it). I can't imagine that anyone who knows what they're doing would sit there with an account with any decent amount of money entrusted to a site like that though.
"Our two-party system is like a bowl of shit looking at itself in a mirror." - Lewis Black
I hope the New York Symphony picks this work up i'm hitting refresh on ticket master as we speak anticipating it
Or the world Bank Regime has them taken out by a elite hit squad, Moves the cash to their own pockets, and then cries out to the world "This is why you shouldn't use bit-coin ... but out Real Banks where we can protect your Money"...
Criminals stealing from other criminals, no honor among thieves, GASP! Who would have thought.
... law breaking anonymous people with anonymous currency break law and steal currency. Film at 11. Also, dog bites man.
I seriously don't grasp why anyone would store coins with anyone. I can personally hold billions of dollars worth of coins a cheap flash drive. So... why?
The whole point of bitcoins was that you don't need a trusted third party.
So why are you trusting a third party?
I've decided to stop wasting my time responding to AC trolls/sockpuppets... so if you want a response from me... login.
It's hard to feel sorry for a bunch of criminals who get screwed over by other criminals. They should all just gun each other down, save us the court costs.
Mean what you say...say what you mean.
I'm really surprised no one is speculating that there was government involvement in all of this. It's a known fact the FBI likes to grab up bitcoins from individuals and groups under investigation for criminal activity. I wouldn't be surprised at all if the folks running the market weren't flipped to providing the site, coins, and all the data to the Feds as a plea bargain. Given how they took down the last big market like this, I'd place my money on it being a take down and not a theft by the site owners.
O n e m o r e t i m e:
Let me type this s l o w l y f o r y o u. Bitcoins were one of the item stolen. The fact they were bitcoins means nothing here. It could have said they fled with phat sacks of cash or trailer loads of chicken. Just because Bitcoin is mentioned, does not mean the article is about BTC. You know that though, trow.
This is why the government needs to step in and start regulating all illegal activity. Perhaps an oversight committee called the Ministry of Honesty.
This keeps happening over and over. I guess if people are stupid enough to use drugs they are stupid enough to lose their money to a shady entity.
doesn't know the definition of free market.
Only applies to manipulation of supply and demand, not breaking established laws. Idiots.
Even if we assume that government could solve this problem (which is a big "if"! How much money do, say, 419 fraud victims normally get returned to them? Or eBay escrow fraud victims? Good luck!), it would still be cheaper to the victims to operate in the black market.
By way of example, let's say a vendor does $1000/day in Evolution market sales and let's say that money is typically held in escrow for 14 days (I'm pulling these numbers out of my ass, but they seem pretty reasonable). Let's also assume that these transactions are subject to a 5% sales tax (which is almost certainly very low, considering how heavily intoxicating substances are taxed in the real world!). That would mean that the vendor would expect to have $14,000 held in escrow at any given time, and that they would be collecting $18,250 in sales tax annually. Money that would otherwise go to the vendor. As we can see, government pulls more money out of the market than it is able to provide in protection, assuming that it provided any protection at all, which I doubt it would.
The risks of trading on the Darknets are well-understood and are accepted. Trading in illegal goods carries risk. Film at 11.
They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
The joke is on the crooks and dopeheads buying and selling illicit goods. They placed their trust (and their Bitcoin) in a crook and got ripped off. Imagine that! Who'd of thunk it? Going to bed with a dog and waking up with fleas. What's this world coming to where there is no honor among scoundrels?
What was the "old Saying", "There is no honor among thieves".
1 Timothy 6:10New International Version (NIV) 10 For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil. Some people, eager for money, have wandered from the faith and pierced themselves with many griefs.
guess none of these geniuses have every played a MMORG before-banking scams are pretty common
eve online comes to mind since scams are actually encouraged -one early scam operated as a trusted ingame bank for sev years before it closed and kept all game currency on hand