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Nintendo To Announce Virtual Boy 2

SlappingOysters writes Nintendo has officially unveiled the development of its next home console, codenamed the NX. This article at finder puts forward the case that Nintendo will be stepping back into the virtual realty game with a follow-up to its ill-fated 1995 peripheral, the Virtual Boy. It would be going head-to-head with the Vive, Project Morpheus and the much-rumoured, not yet announced, Microsoft VR unit.

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  1. Screw that, I want a new Power Glove! by NotDrWho · · Score: 1

    It's so bad!

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    1. Re:Screw that, I want a new Power Glove! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      We call it the nintendo Wii

    2. Re:Screw that, I want a new Power Glove! by zlives · · Score: 1

      i don't need nintendo to take a wii
      a power glove 2... yeah bring it

  2. What? by doramjan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is it April 1 already?

  3. I see no one else reporting this..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    My BS meter is going off pretty hard on this one.

    1. Re:I see no one else reporting this..... by OakDragon · · Score: 1

      Yep, the article states that it is speculation:

      So let us speculate, too.

      After 20-years in purgatory, one of gaming’s most heavily ridiculed peripherals of all time – the Virtual Boy – will be making a comeback. Yes gamers, the Virtual Boy 2 is set to be announced by Nintendo.

      Of course it is!

      Although they are definitely trying to couch their opinion as fact.

  4. I hope that they don't call it "Virtual Boy 2" by VitrosChemistryAnaly · · Score: 2

    Youngsters will have never heard of a "Virtual Boy" and will be confused by the name while old fogies (like myself) will remember just how bad the Virtual Boy was and make sure to steer clear of the "Virtual Boy 2".

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    1. Re:I hope that they don't call it "Virtual Boy 2" by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      If they keep the "NX" codename, how many people will be expecting this instead?

    2. Re:I hope that they don't call it "Virtual Boy 2" by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      I'm still waiting for Milo, that stupid Peter Molyneux never delivers!

    3. Re:I hope that they don't call it "Virtual Boy 2" by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Perhaps that logic explains why the third XBox is called the XBox one...

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  5. I actually read TFA...gasp..and no they didn't by Guru80 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Actually no, they didn't announce a damn thing you completely inaccurate headline and summary. They very well might but that is just one article speculating at what they might announce based on what other companies are doing.

    1. Re:I actually read TFA...gasp..and no they didn't by EmeraldBot · · Score: 2

      Actually no, they didn't announce a damn thing you completely inaccurate headline and summary. They very well might but that is just one article speculating at what they might announce based on what other companies are doing.

      It gets better. At the end, the author mentions, "Here I come, Hyrule!" To me, that implies nostalgic reflection on the many fond hours of gameplay he had playing a Zelda game on his original Virtual Boy. Only one problem: Nintendo never released a Zelda game for the Virtual Boy.

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    2. Re:I actually read TFA...gasp..and no they didn't by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      Actually no, they didn't announce a damn thing you completely inaccurate headline and summary.

      Well that makes two people - you and I - who actually chose to RTFA. You should know by now that such choices are strictly taboo around here - and completely forbidden for the "editors" who select the front page material. Hell, I'm surprised the front page didn't link to goatse or foxnews instead.

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    3. Re:I actually read TFA...gasp..and no they didn't by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Get out FA reader! We don't like your kind.

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    4. Re:I actually read TFA...gasp..and no they didn't by Crazy+Taco · · Score: 1

      Actually no, they didn't announce a damn thing you completely inaccurate headline and summary. They very well might but that is just one article speculating at what they might announce based on what other companies are doing.

      I knew the summary was full of baloney when they called the Virtual Boy an ill-fated "peripheral". A mouse or an add-on device is a "peripheral". Virtual Boy was not a hardware add on to something, it was a full blown console in and of itself (I still own one).

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  6. Nintendo Xylophone by TraumaFox · · Score: 3, Funny

    Posting an article's baseless speculation about what an announcement means takes away all the fun of letting us baselessly speculate about what an announcement means.

  7. Clickbait - shame on you Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The article is pure speculation, this story has no reason being here, and the title is clickbait.

    1. Re:Clickbait - shame on you Slashdot by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      The name behind this Virtual Reality console may surprise you!

      (To be followed by 100 comments along the lines of "Anonymous Coward is right. I also made $1,000 from my home by following this easy to follow make money fast sca... plan...")

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  8. Re:Headaches part 2 electric boogaloo by ArcadeMan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here's hoping you don't have to sit the thing on a table, lean forward awkwardly and stare at 2 colors[...]

    It was four shades of red, you insensitive clod!

    No wait, it says:

    Reflection Technologies Inc. SLA Model P4 – monochromatic red, LED display
    384 x 224 pixel resolution (produced by mechanically scanning each 1 × 224 LED array)
    Four simultaneous shades per 4-pixel column (black + 3 red, of approximately 128 levels of intensity)
    50 Hz[6] double-buffered frame rate

    What is "four shades per 4-pixel column" supposed to mean? And how does black + three shades of red (2-bit) turns into 128 levels of intensity (7-bit)?

  9. Clickbait Title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is this really what Slashdot is coming to? The linked post is purely speculation with no evidence other than what other companies are doing, which has never been a major motivator for Nintendo. The title presents it as fact. Come on guys, hold stuff to a higher standard than this garbage, don't turn into Buzzfeed or Gawker.

    1. Re:Clickbait Title by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Is this really what Slashdot is coming to?

      Coming to? Slashdot arrived here like 5 years ago.

  10. Re:Headaches part 2 electric boogaloo by tysonedwards · · Score: 2

    Think of it this way... Each column *can* display up to 3 shades simultaneously, but those shade choices within those columns *can* be any of 128 levels of intensity.

    Think of it as "Column 1" shades value "1,2,3" and "Column 2" shades value "4,5,6". Each pixel need not be completely off and completely on.

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  11. Re:My eyes.... by ArcadeMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    It wasn't the Virtual Boy's fault.

    Twenty minutes playing that and your eyeballs bleed when you return to sunlight.

    You went outside. That's your problem.

  12. Editors need to fix headline by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Should read, "Jackass shockjock makes up fantasy about Nintendo re-releasing Virtual Boy"

  13. Re:Headaches part 2 electric boogaloo by Rhaban · · Score: 1

    A single column could only display four different shades simultaneously, but the shades were not fixed. You could have black plus 3 different dark reds, or black with 3 different light reds.
    And if I understand correctly, the next 4 pixel column could use 3 shades that were not the same as the ones of the first column.

  14. Re:Headaches part 2 electric boogaloo by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

    Oh, so like a palette per scanline (except in this case it was columns instead of rows). Makes more sense.

  15. Re:Headaches part 2 electric boogaloo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    To appeal to females, they should try making the new one 50 shades of gray.

  16. This does not look like a reliable news source by jeffmflanagan · · Score: 1

    I'd be really surprised if Nintendo names a VR headset after their failed 3D console.

  17. Far better articles with the cunning use of google by kennethmci · · Score: 2

    http://www.eurogamer.net/artic... UPDATE: Here's Iwata's quote on the NX, translated officially by Nintendo: As proof that Nintendo maintains strong enthusiasm for the dedicated game system business, let me confirm that Nintendo is currently developing a dedicated game platform with a brand-new concept under the development codename "NX". It is too early to elaborate on the details of this project, but we hope to share more information with you next year.

    Also, Iwata said Nintendo's new membership service would play a key role in NX.

    Nintendo, together with DeNA, will jointly develop a new membership service which encompasses the existing Nintendo 3DS and Wii U systems, the new hardware system with a brand-new concept, NX, and smart devices and PCs, and Nintendo will be the primary party to operate this new membership service. Unlike the Club Nintendo membership service that Nintendo has been operating, the new membership service will include multiple devices and create a connection between Nintendo and each individual consumer regardless of the device the consumer uses. This membership will form one of the core elements of the new Nintendo platform that I just mentioned.

  18. Embarassing by Isarian · · Score: 2

    This post is just embarrassing.

  19. No they're not. by HalAtWork · · Score: 2

    This is just some clickbait headline, the entire thing is speculation, apart from the fact that Nintendo announced a codename NX for their next hardware. You seriously think Nintendo would follow up with something called the "Virtual Boy 2" with the bad impression the first one left? The "Virtual Boy" name is worth nothing right now. They won't even bring its games to Virtual Console on 3DS even though that makes so much sense it's crazy.

  20. Virtual Realty? by Tau+Neutrino · · Score: 1

    "This article at finder puts forward the case that Nintendo will be stepping back into the virtual realty game ..."

    I suppose property values are prohibitively expensive.

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  21. And they should have waited! by duck_rifted · · Score: 1

    Had they said nothing up until the moment of an actual announcement, we'd all have laughed out loud (spelled out because many of us literally would) at ourselves for not seeing it coming.

  22. Been there, said that by Donaithnen · · Score: 1

    Yeah, the first problem is that this is just baseless speculation.

    The _second_ problem is that I made the same baseless speculation two days ago and no one cared then, so it's amusing that someone else got front page news for saying the same thing. I guess the problem is that I had my tongue in my cheek while these guys are (at least pretending to be) serious about it?

  23. Nintendo On by tepples · · Score: 1

    My BS meter is going off pretty hard on this one.

    Any harder than it went off for the similar Nintendo On hoax?

  24. Re:But I want a REAL boy by tepples · · Score: 1

    Here's an illustration of a Real Boy.

  25. Re:Nice move Nintendo by Eloking · · Score: 1

    Nope. They arn't using the VR tsunami. Finder.com.au is using the VR tsunami and Slashdot's stupidity to get click.

    Damn! That'll teach me to RTFA -_-

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  26. Re: LOL by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    To my 62 year old mom, LOL means lots of laughs.

  27. good by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    Every mega corporation announcing a serious VR headset is good for two reasons. One, it devalues Oculus Rift's purchase by Facebook and anything that stops that project or loses Facebook money is very positive. They need to go out of business and soon. Second, it creates legitimate competition that will drive down prices. The initial prices for the Oculus put is straight on the Segway path. Now I might be able to get a good VR device for under the cost of a gaming console.

  28. Speculation by sad_ · · Score: 1

    Site i never heard of knows about next Nintendo console, right.

    And they are wrong, because the home consoles nintendo make are excellent for multiplayer games (mario cart/party, even the new mario world etc). That wouldn't work so well with VR, which is more of a single player activity right now (unless you go online, but then you are still alone in your room).

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