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Coup in Arrakis Capitol Leaves Region in Flux
Rube_Goldberg_Mentat writes:
The power struggles between rival houses Atreides and Harkonnen have come to a T. It was reported earlier today that a coup led by Baron Vladimir Harkonnen was staged in the capitol of Arrakis. The House Atreides, which had only recently taken command of the planet and of the spice trade, is reported to have no survivors, though this is yet to be confirmed.Naysayers fear a collapse of the spice economy as a result of the violence. A r presentative from House Harkonnen has shared with the press that though times ahead may be rocky, "the spice will still flow."
would prefer if we could just bring back OMG Ponies and call it a day.
Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
I knew this was going to happen. I've been telling my friends in the spice trade for years to get out before someone invades Arrakis. We have determine a new method of intersteller travel depending on a single planet for our primary source of fuel is a non sustainable solution which wil lead us to our doom.
Taking fictional events and promoting them as real events hardly qualifies as a good joke.
Son Brian Herbert and scifi hack Kevin Anderson wrote at least 10,000 pages filling in most of the gaps in the story, including the origins of the two families. Kind of takes the fun out of it when it is all explained to you.
The stories aren't funny. Notice how your traffic drops on April 1st?
April fools jumped the shark years ago and hasn't figured it out. It is really sad to watch.
Whoa, lets not get carried away now. ;) While this "joke" post is terrible, it probably won't make me consider never coming here again, which the Beta did.
I have always enjoyed April fools on Slashdot. Many have complained but in past years at least some of the gags were plausible or at least clever, like the evil bit drafted up as an RFC etc.
Today its basically bad fanfic, which does not really qualify as an April fool's prank. Its like watching a bunch of 3rd graders who think they have mastered stand up comedy tell fart jokes.
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Assuming Slashdot sees its target audience as on average at least moderately intelligent, it would be nice to give us a way to opt in (or at least opt out) to the whole April Fools mess. Some of us come here to browse some hopefully interesting stuff. If the reaction of your online audience is mainly "oh [insert favoured deity here], not those 2-3 days on Slashdot again", maybe you are going about this the wrong way.
I mean, they are beating a dead horse at this point. We can imagine that the horse is pink.
Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
Seriously Slashdot. Give it up. You're not funny. If you want to keep this bullshit tradition going hire actual comedians or give us real news.
Pffft, Any fool can tell that Harkonnen doesn't have the cunning to pull this off on their own.
Open your eyes, sheeple! This has the marks of those Bene Gesserit witches all over it!
If you could remove a day from the calendar, which would it be?
April 1st
April 15th
February 14th
October 31st
December 25th
The 1st Tuesday in November on a leap year
Your birthday
Cowboy Neal's birthday
The revered author Brian Herbert has been found dead in his home.
There are no plans for anybody to continue his writing projects.
Bitching about how April fools this year is the WORST ever, and that it has jumped the shark has become a /. staple.
Though, I don't think anything (not even OMG Ponies!) could top Beta as a joke.
Seriously though people, who shat on your lawn this morning?
Imperial spokesman again denied that Sardaukar were involved in the upheaval on Arrakis. "This was a struggle between two competing Houses, we would never become involved in their internal disputes."
Schmai-gunug be willing, steak for dinner sometime soon.
Just got this letter from my Guild representative: "Greetings investors and customers The Spacing Guild would like to inform our customers that due to the recent events on Arrakis there will be a 25% surcharge on all spice shipments and travel arrangements until the political stability on Arrakis has improved. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause and would like to assure you that your shipments of spice will be on time. Our navigators are hard at work making sure that your intergalactic travel and shipping needs are met. Office of the Director of House Relations The Spacing Guild"
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Go ahead, but you know the Harkonnen's preferences yes?
They included a typo in the summary for extra authenticity. "A r presentative from..."
But yeah, thanks for the reminder that it's "don't bother to visit Slashdot" day.
Dear Slashdot: next time you want to mess with the site, add a rich-text editor for comments.
I'm done. I'll come back tomorrow. Laters...
Yeah, me too - I'm so dune with this nonsense.
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If you're going do a nerd joke on April 1st, know your material even a little bit better. I read Dune over 30 years ago in college, and I can remember that the capitol of Arrakis is Arrakeen. Even 54 comments later that little factiod hasn't made it anywhere onto the page.
The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
I deny my Sardaukar legions had anything to do with this! This was an unsanctioned action by the Baron and I will personally visit Arrakis to take control!
Everyone with access to the internet thinks they're a comedian. Now it looks like it's "Post Something Based On A Science Fiction Novel Day". Great...
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Damm it. Where is the spoiler alert when you need one! I just started re-reading the DUNE books and now the plot is ruined for me.
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I've noticed people making this spelling mistaek a lot recently. A capitol is a legislative building, frequently found in capital cities.
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Now if someone would just upgrade our damn shields! These knife-wielding-terrorists are making it hard for us to spread peace, and harmony throughout the world *ahem* galaxy!
I art more snarky, and terse than thou. I art Slashdot!
Why does he look like a Ferengi?
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We will fight until no Harkonnen breathes Arrakeen air!
Be who you are...and be it in style!
So that is what trickle down economics is all about. I'll stand in my lawn and wait for a 200 ton worm to pass over dripping spice and i must capture that falling spice and sell it elsewhere. Only in such a world could Ronald Raygun be right.
It is about impossible to condense a dense 700-something page book into a two hour movie.
I started with the video game (which I played silent! VGA PC with PC speaker) and then the book, and saw the movie years later. The video game is somewhat more faithful, it takes you days/weeks to move the story through. (movie feels like Duke Leto gets killed right away)
So, I'm not pissed at the movie like many people are.
If you, as a director and/or screenwriter, cannot get across the character's thoughts through action and expression, but have to resort to voice overs instead, you've really failed your medium.
Why doesn't the same apply to the books? There are "voiceovers" throughout.
I'd much rather have Dune's voiceovers that have to be subjected to an "as you know" speech.
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Hey, Bene Gesserit witches are so HOT!!!
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My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
I'm not sure which is worse, stuff like this on Slashdot, or the fact that my workday is slow enough to drive me to Slashdot on the worst day of the year!
Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
Because books are a different medium. They're not visual like movies, except for what you picture in your head. Books lends themselves better to having characters' thoughts heard, because books can be written in third person or "God" mode, among others, but expressions and actions are only described, not seen.
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You're going to miss some stuff, sure, but it's been done. A few of the Harry Potter movies did just that (several were over 700 pages) and they were pretty well done. Even Lord of the Rings, though okay, they were maybe shorter (I don't recall exactly). Gandalf, and Frodo and Boromir had things going through their heads, but they didn't require a voice over to get those across to the audience. That said, Gollum sort of cheated by being schizo and talking to himself, but that was excusable because he's stone freaking nuts.
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The're still looking for the house atomics...
Meanwhile they'll take over spice production...
Because books are a different medium.
That doesn't explain why you think* it's okay to present a person's inner thoughts on paper, but not on film.
*not that there's anything wrong with thinking that, but your wording implies that you think it's an objective truth.
because books can be written in third person or "God" mode
And films are (usually) shot in third person or "God" mode, so what's the difference there?
In case I wasn't clear (I hadn't realised you haven't read the books before) I was specifically talking about the Dune books when I mentioned literary inner thoughts. They're in there, just like they are in the film, and they're integral to understanding the characters. There's no way you could convey their meaning with a bit of "smell the fart" acting.
but expressions and actions are only described, not seen.
I don't see how that has any bearing on the portroyal of inner thoughts. In books, they're written down. In films, they're spoken. I don't see why one should be inherently better than the other.
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Well, name any other big ticket movie where you actually hear the character's thoughts as a voice over (disembodied ObiWan doesn't count, special circumstance there, he's a ghost) and constantly throughout the entire movie, at that. Not as narration either, that too is different, that's story telling, not actually hearing inside someone's head in real time. The only other place I ever see that happen is in comedy, like SNL.
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Here's a trailer for the upcoming remaster of the 80's Dune film, completely with a new soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B6jgkcANRE
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Well, name any other big ticket movie where you actually hear the character's thoughts as a voice over
What would that prove, either way? Does that mean something like Memento (which, incidentally, opens with a scene "narrated" by the character's real-time inner thoughts) "fails the medium" because no other film shares its structure?
Dune's quite a unique film.
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Fight Club springs to mind, but it's been a while so I may have misremembered.
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..Mullah or Pope, Preacher or Poet, who was it wrote: "Give any one species too much rope and they'll fuck it up"?
Dune's quite a unique film.
Not trying to stir trouble or take sides but I have to agree with you. I actually really liked the voiceovers! I know I'll be laughed off /. for saying so, but Lynch's Dune is still my favourite movie. :)
..Mullah or Pope, Preacher or Poet, who was it wrote: "Give any one species too much rope and they'll fuck it up"?
I agree with you that there was nothing wrong with the voiceovers of those thoughts in the film. Just because it's seen of as tacky or whatever my many filmmakers doesn't mean it's not effective. Those thoughts are necessary to knowing the characters. And it should be noted that compared with the book, the voiceovers in the film are actually quite minimal - the books spend more time listening to people's inner thoughts than to what they say.
You'll note, however, that I haven't said it was a good adaptation. I wonder if Jorodowsky's adaptation would have been better or worse. The sci-fi channel somehow managed to do both a better and worse job at it.
I never said I liked it...
I do, though.
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Sorry, you're quite right, I really meant to say "I have to agree with you, it's a unique film alright". Didn't mean to put words in your mouth there good Sir. :)
..Mullah or Pope, Preacher or Poet, who was it wrote: "Give any one species too much rope and they'll fuck it up"?