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Irish Legislator Proposes Law That Would Make Annoying People Online a Crime

An anonymous reader sends this report from TechDirt: Is Ireland looking to pass a law that would "outlaw ebooks and jail people for annoying others?" Well, no, not really, but that's the sort of unintended consequences that follow when laws are updated for the 21st century using little more than a word swap. Ireland has had long-standing laws against harassment via snail mail, telephones and (as of 2007) SMS messages. A 2014 report by the government's somewhat troublingly-named "Internet Content Governance Advisory Group" recommended updating this section of the law to cover email, social media and other internet-related transmissions. ... The broad language -- if read literally -- could make emailing an ebook to someone a criminal offense. Works of fiction are, by definition, false. ... It's the vestigial language from previous iterations of the law -- words meant to target scam artists and aggressive telemarketers -- that is problematic. Simply appending the words "electronic communications" to an old law doesn't address the perceived problem (cyberbullying is cited in the governance group's report). It just creates new problems.

114 comments

  1. ACs by courteaudotbiz · · Score: 2, Informative

    ACs become criminals. /., prepare your IP logs...

    1. Re:ACs by MobSwatter · · Score: 1

      "Always trying to steal me lucky charms."

    2. Re:ACs by davester666 · · Score: 1

      You are going to be the first one thrown in jail for that racist, stereotypical, commercial remark.

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    3. Re:ACs by MobSwatter · · Score: 1

      That sounds about as drastic as the US space program hitting a brick wall before it was ever conceived in 1964 over hospital fund raiser money that was wired from the north shore Lake Tahoe being stolen by the mob.

    4. Re:ACs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's this annoying person doing online? Laws are being broken!!!

  2. But I can still get piss drunk at the pub, right? by NotDrWho · · Score: 5, Funny

    Aye, as long as I can still get piss drunk at the pub, beat me bitch wife, and spit on an Englishman, then I'm alright with it!

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  3. He's breaking his own law by justcauseisjustthat · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's funny he's breaking his own law already!!!

    1. Re:He's breaking his own law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I find lawyers and politicians to be highly annoying...does this mean we can lock all of them up for life? Or better yet execute them all?

  4. Have they considered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ignoring people?

    1. Re: Have they considered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some persons are real jackasses, especially online. They will follow you, sometimes to different forums too, and all they do is insult and denigrate you... Just because they can. And sometimes moderators aren't just enough.

      If this law can teach them how to behave in a civil manner, then I welcome it. Unfortunately some persons learn to behave and leave others alone only if they actually risk something, like a big fine or jail. Sad, I agree, but I even had to stop logging in in many forums to get rid of one of them... and this shouldn't happen.

    2. Re: Have they considered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this law can teach them how to behave in a civil manner, then I welcome it.

      Said the coward. It is civil to sign your post with your full identification, otherwise how would I know if you didn't 'following' me here.

      LOL. "Behave in a civil manner". Anything can be do under that argument, even murders. You are stupid beyond any education efforts.

    3. Re:Have they considered by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

      How do i ignore you without having to ignore ALL Anon Cowards? Why should i have to ignore everyone just to block you..

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    4. Re: Have they considered by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      Some persons are real jackasses, especially online. They will follow you, sometimes to different forums too, and all they do is insult and denigrate you... Just because they can. And sometimes moderators aren't just enough.

      If this law can teach them how to behave in a civil manner, then I welcome it. Unfortunately some persons learn to behave and leave others alone only if they actually risk something, like a big fine or jail. Sad, I agree, but I even had to stop logging in in many forums to get rid of one of them... and this shouldn't happen.

      Couldn't you say block them??? On Slashdot you can block people, on Google+ you can block people, and Facebook you can block people, and any email service you can block people, what major site can you not block people?

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    5. Re: Have they considered by khallow · · Score: 1

      If this law can teach them how to behave in a civil manner

      It can't. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

    6. Re: Have they considered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ha, ha! I have tracked you down at last!

  5. There ought to be a law by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem with our legal system are the things that often start with "There ought to be a law".

    No, there shouldn't be a law, because laws that can be abused, will be abused, and the law will not actually stop anyone from anything.

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    1. Re:There ought to be a law by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      So, there ought to be a law against adding new laws?

    2. Re:There ought to be a law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and the law will not actually stop anyone from anything.

      Laws aren't meant to stop things from happening.

      They're meant to give us tools to deal with what does happen.

      That many, if not most, people will see what will happen if they act in a certain way and change their behavior, is a nice benefit that comes from human cognition, not a necessary precondition of the law.

      For that, you'd want some other mechanism.

    3. Re:There ought to be a law by praxis · · Score: 1

      and the law will not actually stop anyone from anything.

      Laws aren't meant to stop things from happening.

      When the people writing the law state that one of the purposes they are introducing the law is, wait for it, "deterrence", they, by definition, are meant to stop things from happening. You cannot really claim that what a people did was not meant to do exactly what the people doing it stated they wanted to accomplish.

    4. Re:There ought to be a law by jythie · · Score: 1

      Yes, laws can be abused. What needs to be weighed is the benefits of the law against the costs.

      By the looks of it, the original law was designed to address serial offenders like scam artists. So if they get caught and prosecuted, those individuals are less likely to keep doing it.

    5. Re:There ought to be a law by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Laws typically do not deter people from anything. There are plenty of laws against smoking Pot, it hasn't stopped any of it

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    6. Re:There ought to be a law by bondsbw · · Score: 0

      There are plenty of laws against smoking Pot, it hasn't stopped any of it

      [citation needed]

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    7. Re:There ought to be a law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe it would be beneficial for you to read the rest of the post. Since you apparently missed it, I'll repeat it in the entirety for you:

      "Laws aren't meant to stop things from happening.

      They're meant to give us tools to deal with what does happen.

      That many, if not most, people will see what will happen if they act in a certain way and change their behavior, is a nice benefit that comes from human cognition, not a necessary precondition of the law.

      For that, you'd want some other mechanism."

      Let me know if you need further clarification.

    8. Re:There ought to be a law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Laws typically do not deter people from anything.

      It seems you did not comprehend the above post. Whether or not a law deters people from anything is merely a nice benefit, not a condition of laws, so typical or not, that's not the intent, thus the complain is not very important.

      There are plenty of laws against smoking Pot, it hasn't stopped any of it

      But this? Any? All it would take is one person not smoking pot once because of the laws to disprove that absolute statement.

    9. Re:There ought to be a law by khallow · · Score: 1

      Laws aren't meant to stop things from happening.

      They provide deterrence to certain behavior by providing negative consequences.

    10. Re: There ought to be a law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For one: The only reason I haven't traveled back in time and forcibly castrated your father before your conception is there are laws against it.

      Laws against paradoxes are not to be taken lightly.

    11. Re:There ought to be a law by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Walking through the City Plaza park, which is right across the street from the police department, one will always smell pot. Always.

      There is a park that is supposedly a "drug free zone" with "enhanced penalties" (super law) where you can find people smoking pot throughout the day.

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    12. Re:There ought to be a law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another person who didn't read the whole post?

      Try reading the whole post, then responding:

      Laws aren't meant to stop things from happening.

      They're meant to give us tools to deal with what does happen.

      That many, if not most, people will see what will happen if they act in a certain way and change their behavior, is a nice benefit that comes from human cognition, not a necessary precondition of the law.

      For that, you'd want some other mechanism.

    13. Re:There ought to be a law by bondsbw · · Score: 1

      You said:

      it hasn't stopped any of it

      Your anecdote is not enough to prove your position, and no number of examples will do so.

      I haven't smoked pot. Not that I was never curious... rather, doing so may get me arrested, thrown in jail, or fined.

      My anecdote is enough to entirely disprove your statement.

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    14. Re:There ought to be a law by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      What needs to be carefully looked at is interpretive laws and the way they actually work in application. The rich basically use their wealth and lawyers to abuse the poor. Not only can the rich most abusively annoy the poor and get away it, they can also claim any imaginable action of the poor is annoying and ensure the poor are punished for it.

      Just to be clear about an understanding of annoyance. A criminal runs up and shoots people in a bank and takes the money. Now don't you think that criminal finds in annoying when police investigate the matter, find out who did it, hunts the criminal down and arrests them. Don't you think the criminal finds the prosecution, judge and jury annoying when the evidence in presented and the criminal is successfully prosecuted. Now don't you think the criminal is extremely annoyed by the correctional services people who will not let the criminal run free to able to commit more crimes.

      Be very, very careful of the legal dance with the idea of annoyance because the most glaring example, don't you think investors find it annoying when unions demand better wages and conditions for their workers, extremely annoying, let alone an actual strike. Don't corrupt politicians find protesters to be extremely annoying and look those corrupt politicians actually do seek to prosecute those people expressing their political rights under what are basically annoyance laws under another name.

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    15. Re:There ought to be a law by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I haven't smoked pot. Not that I was never curious... rather, doing so may get me arrested, thrown in jail, or fined.

      Yeah, right. You're just afraid because you believed the propaganda about sperm count and tiny nuts, and yours are already minuscule. Anyone who wants to smoke pot can do so and get away with it, if they care even a little. There's lots of states where it's legal now.

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    16. Re:There ought to be a law by bondsbw · · Score: 1

      In the states where it is legal, did usage increase? Of course it did... because there is no longer a legal deterrent.

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    17. Re:There ought to be a law by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      In the states where it is legal, did usage increase? Of course it did... because there is no longer a legal deterrent.

      You can't separate the social and legal deterrents.

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    18. Re: There ought to be a law by bondsbw · · Score: 1

      Just because you put words together, it doesn't mean the resulting sentence is true.

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    19. Re: There ought to be a law by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Just because you put words together, it doesn't mean the resulting sentence is true.

      And you just made a meaningless statement which advances the conversation in no way whatsoever, since it could equally be applied to anything anyone said ever. If you want to provide some sort of meaningful information, you can do that. Or can you?

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    20. Re: There ought to be a law by bondsbw · · Score: 1

      Your statement about not being able to separate social and legal deterrents makes no sense. You appear to be of the belief that the enforcement of law does not deter crime. This goes against well established legal theory, as well as pretty much all common sense. So please feel free to explain your position and how the vast majority of people are wrong. Or if you cannot, feel free to STFU.

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    21. Re:There ought to be a law by jythie · · Score: 1

      The 'annoyance' part was commentary created by the OP. The actual law is anti-harassment, which has a higher legal standard then 'annoyance'. Which leads me to suspect that the people behind the piece are worried that their harassing behavior might get called into question so they are trying to paint it as 'this law might be coming for you too!' when, in reality, it isn't.

    22. Re:There ought to be a law by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      "ANY" of it meaning that plenty of people still smoke pot in public, even though there are laws against it.

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    23. Re:There ought to be a law by bondsbw · · Score: 1

      Then perhaps you need to learn what the word "any" means. You were definitely using it wrong.

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  6. Unintended consequences ? by Crashmarik · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Really ? You think any government wouldn't love a law that lets them persecute people for their speech ?

    Be willing to bet this law passes. It's a big blunt club that can be used by a government to hit people with, and too many people will think it will only hit people they don't like.

    1. Re:Unintended consequences ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every government has a law that lets them prosecute someone for their speech. The only question is where to draw the line.

    2. Re:Unintended consequences ? by Crashmarik · · Score: 1

      Every government has a law that lets them prosecute someone for their speech. The only question is where to draw the line.

      How many more ways do you want to be guilty on any given day ?

    3. Re:Unintended consequences ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A government that is going to persecute people will do it with any law they can.

  7. This Proposed Law Annoys Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Throw Ireland in jail!

  8. Why stop at "online"? by mistaryte · · Score: 0

    What about people that annoy me out in public?

    1. Re: Why stop at "online"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you read the summary you will see that many RL scenarios are already covered by similar laws, this is only an extension to apply them online too.

  9. Re:But I can still get piss drunk at the pub, righ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Execpt of course old blighty is the binge drinking capital of Europe: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/new...

  10. Word swap? by jythie · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Wait wait wait. If we are talking about little more than a word swap, wouldn't the standards that were previously applied to things like snail mail be the same for electronic communication? Has the law ever been used or interpreted to cover mailing a paperback fiction book counting?

    This strikes me as going beyond a 'literal' interpretation of the law and goes well into the territory of taking serious liberties with the text and its interpretation. If all this is doing is extending existing laws for fraud and harassment to cover electronic transfers too, then looking to how those laws were applied by judges and lawyers would be a strong (if not outright binding) indicator of what the change actually means.

    1. Re:Word swap? by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 2

      Wait wait wait. If we are talking about little more than a word swap, wouldn't the standards that were previously applied to things like snail mail be the same for electronic communication? Has the law ever been used or interpreted to cover mailing a paperback fiction book counting?

      Two words: Selective Enforcement.

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    2. Re:Word swap? by erebus2161 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is an excellent point and I'd like to extend it a little further. The law doesn't even say what the summary or linked article says it does. If it did, sending a paperback through the mail would have already been against the low. First, notice that the part about sending false messages isn't by itself, but a sub section of the part about "for the purpose of causing annoyance, inconvenience or needless anxiety to another". So just sending a work of fiction doesn't count. If I send you a story about how your wife is cheating on you with me when she actually isn't, then I could be fined. Or if I send you hundreds ebooks to annoy you and fill up your inbox, then I could be fined.

    3. Re:Word swap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or you could put on your big boy pants.

    4. Re:Word swap? by jythie · · Score: 1

      Unless the law has been selectively enforced already, expanding its interpretation would go against precedent and thus be an uphill battle. I think some people here are falling for the 'adding an e changes everything!' when it does not always do so.

    5. Re:Word swap? by jythie · · Score: 1

      Yeah, if you are mugged you should be a man and just get over it, no reason to catch or prosecute the robber. People should just do whatever they want and their victims just need to man up and do whatever they want back. Who needs laws anyway.

    6. Re:Word swap? by Fortran+IV · · Score: 2

      Ditto the part about "persistently and without reasonable cause makes use of a public electronic communications network"—again, that only applies if it's for the purpose of causing annoyance etc. Despite what the first (more hysterical) linked article says, refreshing Facebook every 10 seconds won't violate this law.

      (Unless, of course, you're doing it to deliberately annoy or inconvenience Facebook.)

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    7. Re:Word swap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait wait wait. If we are talking about little more than a word swap, wouldn't the standards that were previously applied to things like snail mail be the same for electronic communication? Has the law ever been used or interpreted to cover mailing a paperback fiction book counting?

      Obviously mailing the bible is exempt. Also, ordering other works of fiction from Amazon should be exempt too. But, if someone mails me a self help book then I'm going to be rather upset and there's going to be hell to pay.

      Wait until someone emails out a link to "Unicorns over the Rainbow", but actually redirects to "Star wars episode 1" - then both the sender and receiver will be in deep doo doo.

    8. Re:Word swap? by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      This law is not new. It has significant amount of legal precedent already established. You will have to demonstrate why expanding the definition will suddenly bring up selective enforcement where there hasn't been any to push this argument.

    9. Re:Word swap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Criminal law usually has the requirement of staying reasonable near the letter. Wide interpretations, or analogies going beyond the most common understanding of the words, or beyond judicial-technical language are quickly aborted. This should happen even in Ireland ;). In my opinion, the TechDirt's interpretation is simply wrong and the law is accompanied with guidelines, case-law and elements of a crime which all limit the way the text is used in court.

    10. Re:Word swap? by jythie · · Score: 1

      I suspect a lot of the outrage is rooted in forum dwellers freaking out at the idea there might be limits on how much they can harass people and any suggestion is attacked. In short, being horrible people is REALLY important to a significant and vocal part of the nerd/geek community, and they really do not want any tools for victims to counter them other than 'man up and ignore!'.

  11. Free speech and trigger warnings, take a pick by MikeRT · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Were it not for the first amendment, there's no doubt in my mind that the people yelling "triggering!" at Christina Hoff Sommers at Oberlin would have sought her prosecution under a law like this. There is a not so fine line that many ignore between opposing cyberbullying and coddling pathetic little weaklings who simply cannot stomach the idea that there are people who hold different, maybe even offensive, views. My view as a free speech partisan is that "safe spaces" need to be smashed as aggressively as the concept of "free speech zones." If someone simply will not leave you alone, that's harassment and warrants a basic sanction under the law. However, no one has a right to not be annoyed or hear things upsetting to them. We as a society should be utterly intolerant of people who expect to be protected from such things. It should be a mark of scorn and shame to be that thin-skinned and publicly notorious for being so.

    Ireland is risking a very serious mistake that will hollow out much of its claim to being an open and democratic society if this is passed.

    1. Re:Free speech and trigger warnings, take a pick by Crashmarik · · Score: 0

      Freedom is the right to do things people don't like.

    2. Re:Free speech and trigger warnings, take a pick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Freedom is the right to do things people don't like - up until the moment when you are restricting their freedom to do things they do like. Slightly different thing. But this is the Internet - where sociopathy and solipsism rule!

    3. Re:Free speech and trigger warnings, take a pick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ireland is risking a very serious mistake that will hollow out much of its claim to being an open and democratic society if this is passed.

      Ireland already has the blasphemy law.

      You might want to review the Irish Constitution while you're at it, Ireland is more of a Republic-Theocracy.

    4. Re:Free speech and trigger warnings, take a pick by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      Eventually the courts will apply "yelling fire in a theater" to more types of speech if that's what society wants. The only question will be whether it is legal for the crowd to beat the speaker to death in self defense, or if it should be left to the authorities.

    5. Re:Free speech and trigger warnings, take a pick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like shoot them in the head, or play loudspeakers outside their house 24 hours a day at 0.1 dB below the OSHA defined damage threshold. People don't like either of those happening to them, so by your logic, they should be legal.

    6. Re:Free speech and trigger warnings, take a pick by Crashmarik · · Score: 1

      Like shoot them in the head, or play loudspeakers outside their house 24 hours a day at 0.1 dB below the OSHA defined damage threshold. People don't like either of those happening to them, so by your logic, they should be legal.

      Indeed that's exactly what I said and what I was trying to convey. /sarcasm

    7. Re:Free speech and trigger warnings, take a pick by Livius · · Score: 1

      coddling pathetic little weaklings who simply cannot stomach the idea that there are people who hold different, maybe even offensive, views.

      Some people have views that differ from yours.

      The solution is never either one of the extremes.

    8. Re:Free speech and trigger warnings, take a pick by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      An interesting thing that happens to be topical right now.

      On one side you have people saying that we shouldn't require a referendum to allow equal rights to marry regardless of gender. On the other side you have the fact that you don't want a precedent set whereby they change the constitution without a referendum.

      I'll be voting yes, but I (and so many others) with it weren't necessary. I suppose we wish it were never there in the first place. If the referendum fails, it will be deeply shaming for our nation as a whole.

  12. Well... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

    On the very small plus side, perhaps this will make using Ireland as the tax dodge for your tech company slightly less convenient. Otherwise, isn't this the same country that decided that outlawing blasphemy would be a cool idea in 2009? There may be a screw or two loose.

    1. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The blasphemy law is completely impossible to break, it was designed as such and nobody has been able to break it yet (the atheist society have done their best). You can read up on why this was done elsewhere, plenty of sources for intelligent people. It was a good decision and the best approach possible. I say that as an atheist in Ireland, blasphemy is not illegal here.

      This law is also fine. If it is abused it will be repealed, otherwise it has good uses if needed.

      This is not the United States, will never be the United States and does not want to be like the United States.

  13. Annoying Law by alphatel · · Score: 1

    Law That Would Make Annoying People Online a Crime

    What if someone annoying is online, can I punch them?

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  14. Wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    The it only becomes an offense if it is done for "for the purpose of causing annoyance, inconvenience or needless
    anxiety to another".

    Come on, guys, actus reus and mens rea. It's not rocket science.

    1. Re:Wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a troll, my only purpose was to entertain.

      The only thing that phrasing accomplish is punish naughty boy if some cute and innocent girl cries. Flip the role around and suddenly it do not apply any more. And also famous, rich or politically influential peoples can't be charged too because those peoples matter. I mean you don't ruin important carrier over petty nuisance. Only the peasants should go to prison.

  15. Carefull Now ! by ei4anb · · Score: 2

    Down with that sort of thing!

  16. That guy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That guy annoyed me online and he wasn't even logged in.

  17. Why online? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If you want to outlaw annoying people, just outlaw it regardless of the medium.

  18. Annoying People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    people who are annoying should be banned everywhere, not just online.

  19. Don't read it literally by ljw1004 · · Score: 1

    Why would you read the law literally in a common-law system? The way the law works is by precedent.

  20. But if we outlawed Windows... by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 2

    I would lose half my residential IT fixit business.

  21. And mother-in-laws by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Great. I'll be locked in jail with my entire family.

  22. And once again ... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

    Lawmakers are too fucking stupid to understand technology.

    This clown is no exception.

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  23. I love the name... by lazlo · · Score: 1

    You say that group is troublingly named. I say it's the best name ever. If the acronym ICGAG (pronounced "Icy Gag") isn't the most perfectly apropos thing ever I don't know what is. I mean, it combines the "gag" that best describes censorship with the modifier "icy" to remind us of the chilling effects that go along with such censorship.

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  24. Crime against Europe by antiperimetaparalogo · · Score: 0

    In (whole of) Europe (i am Greek), thanks to our (in)famous "anti-racism/discrimination" laws, it is already a crime to "annoy" left-wing people while trying to COMMUNICATE with them... OR others, even if those others were NOT left-wing!

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  25. Re:But I can still get piss drunk at the pub, righ by antiperimetaparalogo · · Score: 1, Funny

    Aye, as long as I can still get piss drunk at the pub, beat me bitch wife, and spit on an Englishman, then I'm alright with it!

    Yes, no problem mate, just remember our (greetings from Greece fellow European) "anti-racism/discrimination" laws and make sure the "Englishman" is not some Muslim/Brown from who knows where, and he is not a homo... ah, wait, you can't spit on an Englishman.

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  26. Annoying People Online by Jason+Levine · · Score: 4, Funny

    Annoying people online is a crime?

    Windows is so much better than Linux in every way!

    Ok, I'll go turn myself in now. ;-)

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    1. Re:Annoying People Online by Livius · · Score: 1

      If instead you had said Linux was better than Windows, you'd have annoyed a different group of people, but you'd be in the clear because it's a true statement.

  27. my first thought was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    danm, I probably have to stop posting on slashdot now.

  28. Online Vs Offline by jangid · · Score: 2

    If it is crime to annoy offline than it should be crime to annoy online as well.

  29. Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The civilized world needs more rules, not less. It's high time to crack down on that last bastion of anarchy, the internet, and force it to abide.

  30. annoying Ireland by swell · · Score: 1

    ... like the flea with ambitions to rape the elephant ...

    Ireland is small. Roughly the size & population of the American state of Maryland. Everyone knows that Maryland is one of the least significant places in the US much less the world. Yet Ireland thinks it can control the internet and how people use it. Even the entire USA can't do that. Silly Ireland. (Sorry to include you in this, Maryland. You're not really a total loser.)

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    1. Re:annoying Ireland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, thats just our irish heritage showing through

  31. Re:But I can still get piss drunk at the pub, righ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This one's *really* getting old. Private cosmetic dentistry in the UK has gone through the roof in recent years. All the 'young folks' want to look like the 'celebs' with their false-looking perfect white even teeth these days. I suppose you think we all still wear bowler hats and say 'what ho Jeeves'?

  32. Re:But I can still get piss drunk at the pub, righ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suppose you think we all still wear bowler hats and say 'what ho Jeeves'?

    You don't?

    There goes my fantasy...

  33. Entirely unfair by Krishnoid · · Score: 1

    This is discrimination, pure, simple, and fresh-squeezed.

  34. I'm opposed to this by VAXcat · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, due to my work environment, I need a law passed that would make it a crime for people to annoy me in person.

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  35. He's breaking it already. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh the irony.

  36. Irish youth jailed! by Sarius64 · · Score: 1

    New flash! Nearly all of Ireland's youth jailed over some damn picture of a dress.

  37. Careful Now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Down with this sort of thing.

  38. Re:But I can still get piss drunk at the pub, righ by lgw · · Score: 1

    . I suppose you think we all still wear bowler hats and say 'what ho Jeeves'?

    I met someone in a bowler hat just last week. He was also wearing a kilt. And a bright purple shirt. Picture that combination for a moment.

    They key to unlocking the fashion mystery? Jury duty. Sure enough, he didn't get picked. Clearly he'd been living here for quite some time (long enough to be a citizen), so I can't hold him as representative of all the UK - I'm sure you don't all wear bright purple shirts.

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  39. Anoying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The very suggestion anoys me, and since this is online could he be arrested?

  40. Ireland reported saying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "... We thought it was a modest proposal."

  41. Re:But I can still get piss drunk at the pub, righ by NotDrWho · · Score: 1

    I suppose you think we all still wear bowler hats and say 'what ho Jeeves'?

    I'm not ignorant. I know it's "tally ho" not "what ho."

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  42. Annoying people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you an annoying person? Are you online? Well then, you are a crime, and anyone who commits you may be subject to punitive action.

  43. Pot - Kettle - Black by reboot246 · · Score: 1

    The really annoying people are the politicians who can't see reality because their vision is obstructed by their anal orifices. Can we arrest them? They annoy us all the time, not just online.

  44. I'm in favour... by TangoCharlie · · Score: 1

    If it means I don't have to put up with David Cameron. He's a very annoying person on line.

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  45. Re:But I can still get piss drunk at the pub, righ by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

    Mainly the clergy.

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  46. I am offended, offended I tell you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead, can we make it illegal to take offense at something? Please?

  47. More laws that are more specific by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look, legislators. I know you want to just write a law that says "Everything's illegal" so that you can go back to your pre-retirement retirement lifestyle, but you're never going to keep anything worthwhile on the books that way. So, to let you stay lazy and still get something useful done, I propose you take a COM-POOT-ER course and learn how to CAW-PEE and P-ASTE.

    Sorry for the difficult words, but they let you create 10 laws to target 10 specific activities in only a little more time than it takes to make 1 law and certainly with no more effort. That way, you can make specific legislation that isn't as likely to be shot down by the SJW Supreme Court justices that are always harshing on your laws, and even if it is, you've still got 9 other almost identical laws that might last a little longer. Even if you don't want to take the course, you could at least make your assistants take it and have them write the law for you. Hey, that'd free up even more of your time!

  48. Grow a thicker skin ya mick bastard! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody has the right to not be offended.

    Because you can't guarantee that ANYTHING won't offend someone.

    Oh! Fluffy kittens aren't offensive!

    Trust me, SOMEBODY out there'll be offended.

    Just this thought police announcement offends me!

    Go to fucking jail with the rest of the criminals you political hack potato farmer!

  49. Next up on the docket... by aevan · · Score: 1

    Defendant stands accused of 15 counts of Rick-rolling, 2 counts of goat-se, and advocating HOSTS.

  50. Re:But I can still get piss drunk at the pub, righ by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

    Do I get any points for wearing a purple shirt whilst walking around downtown Sydney on ANZAC Day?

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