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Former HP CEO Carly Fiorina Announces Bid For White House

seven of five writes: According to Reuters, "Former Hewlett-Packard Co Chief Executive Carly Fiorina announced on Monday she is running for president, becoming the only woman in the pack of Republican candidates for the White House in 2016. ... Fiorina registers near the bottom of polls of the dozen or so Republican hopefuls and has never held public office. But she has already attracted warm receptions at events in the early voting state of Iowa where she is positioning herself as a conservative, pro-business Republican highly critical of Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton. Fiorina was forced by HP to resign in 2005 as the tech company struggled to digest Compaq after a $19 billion merger."

As part of her announcement, she said, "I think I'm the best person for the job because I understand how the economy actually works. I understand the world, who's in it, how the world works." I'm sure we'll soon begin hearing from all the HP employees, current and former, who have nothing but love for Carly F.

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  1. "The Ego" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Carly "The Ego" Fiorina.

    Her ego covers a land mass the size of Maine.

    1. Re:"The Ego" by pla · · Score: 5, Funny

      Whoah whoah whoah there!

      We use standard units around here, none of that "furlongs per fortnight" crap.

      You'll need to rephrase that in multiples of Rhode Island, please.

    2. Re:"The Ego" by bkmoore · · Score: 5, Funny

      Whoah whoah whoah there! We use standard units around here, none of that "furlongs per fortnight" crap...

      How many British Thermal Units per hour is she capable of performing when at peak capacity?
      For extra credit: What is the BTU/h per stone, i.e. specific power?
      Please show all unit conversions and penmanship counts.

    3. Re:"The Ego" by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Funny

      How big is her ego exactly? Can you express it in Donald Trumps? (The standard measure of ego size.)

      Wrong. The standard unit of ego is the microtrump. A full trump is way too big for any practical use. That would be like expressing the power of your lawnmower motor as 1.2e-34 solar outputs.

    4. Re:"The Ego" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Once upon a time HP was known as a technology innovator, in the years that Carly was in charge they became a maker of ink jet cartridges

      When they bought Compaq they had managed to roll up two of the mini and personal computing powerhouses (DEC had just been taken over by Compaq) and effectively shit-canned the technology that came with them and just leveraged the customer base. Compaq computers went from being leading edge innovators to clones and DEC ALPHA chips were intentionally slow-sold in favor of Itanium (they even refused to release Alpha benchmarks because they beat the tar out of HP Itanium Superdome systems)

      So, there was a lot of MBA talk and attempts to score big in quarterly reports that effectively took the heart of of a tech leader (or really leaders) and stomped it to death in front of a horrified tech community

      That is why Carly is so beloved in /.

    5. Re:"The Ego" by happy_place · · Score: 5, Informative

      I worked for HP during the Carly experience. I've also always voted for the conservative candidate for President. If Carly gets the nomination I WILL change my vote to a different candidate. (Not a huge fan of Hillary either so maybe I'll just throw away my vote on 3rd party candidate... who knows).

      I never felt she dealt honestly with the employees of the company. During those times she orchestrated the destruction of the HP Way, never understanding or trusting it in the least. She had little to no understanding of the technological expertise in the company. She adored IBM's consulting firm which is why she pushed for the acquisition of such companies, and the touting of HP's "e-speak" technology. She simply didn't lead, she spouted buzzwords and followed popular trends, trying to glom onto anything that might be construed as cool/buzzworthy. Though no one in the company had ANY IDEA what it was or how to deploy it in any way. It was ridiculous, I once took a good week trying to figure that out and NO ONE understood what e-speak meant. She spouted the buzzwords ceaselessly. She got rid of company profit sharing and tried to push HP to follow a policy she admired from CISCO at the time of mandatory firing of the bottom 10% of employees in HP regardless of the group. The summer before the Compaq acquisition, she convinced HP employees to donate their bonuses and vacation days back to the company on a voluntary basis so that there wouldn't need to be a lay off, then right prior to 9/11 (She sometimes liked to hide behind the market crashes of 9/11 but that's not the case, the crash occurred before that) she orchestrated the first lay off in HP history EVER. At the time we were told it would be for the welfare of the company and hit areas of the company that would need to be let go, then she promptly acquired Compaq and butchered both companies.

      I see her as fundamentally disingenuous. A macchievellian at heart who will do and say anything to appease her shareholders while disregarding all human cost. So in a way she's ideal for politics, but not my kind anymore. SO no thanks... I'll be voting for the other guy.

      Likewise, I know few employees who didn't feel betrayed by her. Hence they removed her from the board with her millions of bonuses and such to get her to go...

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    6. Re:"The Ego" by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So, there was a lot of MBA talk and attempts to score big in quarterly reports

      And this is the crux of the matter, the focus of scoring big in quarterly reports. This is not hand-waving, purely ideological complaints. When MBA professors mentions *this* as the biggest problem in American corporate culture (can your sense of irony for a second), then this is not idle shit talking.

      Business executives are graded per their deliveries at the next immediate quarter, not in their capacity to create long-term value. That is what a shareholder's economy is all about. And Fiorina is a great example of it.

    7. Re:"The Ego" by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Interesting

      And when individual companies do this, like, oh, HP, they pay the price. So, it may be a widespread problem, but it is self-correcting.

      While Carly was CEO, HP lost 65% of its market value. But she walked away with more than $100 Million. So how is that going to self correct?

  2. Carly... by adary · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Carly was such an awesome CEO that I left HP after a 12 years successful career. At least I don't live in Murica so I won't have to leave if she gets elected by mistake

  3. Her HP For America platform by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    She's going to take this country away from the engineers and give it to the clueless executives who care about nothing beyond next quarter's numbers.

    But wait - this already happened!

  4. I slept with her in college. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    She kept shouting "UNACCEPTABLE" during it, and then finished on her own with some sort of power drill. It was the worst night of my life.

  5. Re:Real reason by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    She did fuck all WHILE she was a corporate executive, too.

    Why does the media take people like this seriously? I think the corporate media automatically fawns over a CEO. It doesn't matter that the CEO is a failure.

    She is also the postergirl for "failing upwards" and the fact that we don't have any meritocracy in this country. She doesn't deserve to be a manger at Arby's at this point, and she doesn't deserve respect. But still the Corporate media fawns.

  6. How does any candidate in 2015 by wiredog · · Score: 5, Informative

    fail to register all the related internet domains. Like, for instance carlyfiorna.org?

    Bonus: Demon Sheep!

  7. Re:Mitt Romney Deux? by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What socialism is going on? Really... I don't see it. Obamacare? It is a boon to private insurance. Obama is a corporatist, just like every president since Reagan.

    They can blame socialism for whatever problems we have, but it is a hollow argument.

  8. Re:LOL LOL OMG.. HAHAHAHA by pushing-robot · · Score: 5, Funny

    She can see the economy from her house!

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  9. Re:Viable 3rd Party Candidate?! by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There are various reasons Stallman couldn't make it as politician, but the most relevant one right now is that in the US we can't have candidates that can't be packaged like a product. Stallman is loud. He has long hair. He has mistakes on his record because he actually DID things. Worst, he doesn't believe the corporation should win in all circumstances, and that is a must for any candidate because ALL candidates, D or R, are pre-approved by corporations because of our out-of-control, free for all campaign financing.

    You want someone good in government? You are not going to get anyone good in the government when they have to look like someone from a University’s stock photography collection. You aren't going to get a good person who hasn't smoked dope or maybe hasn't had a depressive episode or two. You need someone who has worked in some clothes other than suit or a business dress. You need someone real. And this is NOT happening in the US right now.

  10. Re:LOL LOL OMG.. HAHAHAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Many people understand how it works. What I want to know is how it will be fixed.

    The economy already is fixed. That's the problem.

  11. Re:All aboard the FAIL train by jandrese · · Score: 5, Funny

    Certainly you have heard of a place called Bengahzi? The Republican attack machine already considers it the worst attack on America since the War of Independence and according to them she personally orchestrated the attacks with help from Khaleid Sheik Mohammad and George Soros. They'll eventually get that report out of Congress saying exactly this if they try enough times.

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  12. Re:I do not get it. by dlleigh · · Score: 5, Informative

    She's not stupid at all. But she is a narcissist, which means that she actually believes that the world owes her admiration and greatness.

    Her brain works differently from yours, and the vast majority of the population. This is not an area of rational thought for her.