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What's the Business Model For Commercializing Cyborgs?
An anonymous reader points out an article about Backyard Brains, a small company notable for turning cockroaches into cyborgs. The article explores how such an odd use of science and technology can actually form the basis of a business. They primarily work with educational organizations to bring their brand of DIY neuroscience to students and other interested parties. School budgets are often small, so a key part of Backyard Brains's goal is to make things inexpensive. "We want to inspire a generation of citizen-scientists. If we can lower the barrier to entry so the only limit is creativity, that might help with finding treatments for neurological disorders." As they find success, they're developing more research kits, and finding more ways to make cyborg insects into a business.
Cyborg sex dolls. Japan already invented this business model in anime.
GODDAMNED CYBORGS WILL BE THE DEATH OF US ALL!!!!11!1!!!!!!!
my apologies to silicon valley. liberties taken with actual quote.
If you were me, you'd be good lookin'. - six string samurai
Provide neurosurgery and implant at subsidized contract price. Charge consumer 'brainst genuine advantage' subscription fee for privilege of not being locked out of all inputs and outputs, trapped in a solipsistic hell-world of unimaginable ennui where time has no meaning and consumer begs in vain for death's sweet release. Is compelling sales pitch, no? Also, you can use cyborg body as nimble bio-robot while customer 'considers' sunscription payment. Generate extra income from otherwise wasted labor asset.
Backyard Brains, a small company notable for turning cockroaches into cyborgs.
Get the cyborg cockroaches to scavenge for parts and start converting other cockroaches into cyborgs too. Once you have enough, you demand "One Billion Dollars" from the governments of the world, or risk being invaded by terminator roaches.
What could possibly go wrong?
Is this ethical? most people eat meat and have no problem for using animals as things, but this is a little more evil that that isn't?
Is this "cyborg" as in "Allows the paralyzed to walk," "Allows the small-dicked to be big-dicked," "Allows a soldier or cop to be bulletproof"?
Or is it "cyborg" as in "We can't actually do anything that anyone would pay for yet, and probably never will."
Because if it's the former, just issue a press release and stand back. If it's the latter, then the answer is "You can't."
SJW's don't eliminate discrimination. They just expropriate it for themselves.
What is the business model for assimilation? That's an irrelevant question.
Robot horses with A.I. that can negotiate a battlefield are a reality already. Artificial Intelligence poses an increasing potential threat. Give a dexterous robot A.I. behaviour, and it becomes a threat, and - with access to weapons - potentially deadly. The interface between behavioural and physical "presence" needs taming. A combination of programmatic behaviour and physical intelligence could work well. Maybe it's only a matter of time before we're all f**cked by the machine(s): https://www.youtube.com/watch?... [advert for upcoming [ Channel 4, UK ? ] entertainment]
For instance, if your cyborg cockroaches could wash the dishes or sweep the floor, I'm sure they'd sell like hotcakes!
Taking guns away from the 99% gives the 1% 100% of the power.
Of ethically challenged humans.
"If any question why we died, Tell them because our fathers lied."
1. at least, public school systems aren't. yes, they don't spend enough on this, and spend too much on that, but they aren't small. 2. business model? start with sales and marketing. then you can raise your own budget when you put them as the primary focus. 3. citizen-scientists? we're all citizens of somewhere. how about just plain-old scientists?
So, in short, similar to nail salon workers or shrimping boat workers.
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I for one welcome our new cockroach terminator overlords.
I must also express my utility in the coming human apocalypse and the ability for me to round up Sarah Connors for you to feast on.
Because "citizen-scientists" don't require any liability on our part we'll just wait for the body-mod scene to figure out the details of implant rejection and how best to jam something under the skin for the long term.
every step towards automation is said to be useful for some purpose; but the problem is that it will not only be used for good purpose but also for crime, and thats where things get complicated: is technology solving problems or creating more?
Some people are getting magnets installed in their hands - to detect electro magnetic fields and others get an NFCS chip in the hand - to unlock any electronic lock coded to it. Those tend be done in Tattoo parlors.
They can also implant other things. Real life Geordie is here - his name is Neil Harbisson. He was born color blind but has an antenaa installed in his head. It directly connects (physically sticks OUT of his head) to an electronic device which can send color signals to his brain, allowing him to know whether his clothing matches or clashes.
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"We are the Borg Roaches. We will assimilate all of the food in your home. Resistance is futile."
"We are the CyberRoaches. You will be upgraded into a CyberMadagascarRoach. If you refuse to be upgraded, you will be deleted. Delete! Delete!"
Plant them into politician's skulls. Then there will be a cyber-war between captured regulators (or US superPACs) for control of a politician. It will demonstrate that money is bribery ^H^H^H free speech to the voters.
Whatever it is, you can count me out! I already have ocular implants and adjustable, augmented hearing and that's as bionic as I want to be!
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"I'm ready for my neural implant now. Crack open my skull and stab that little microprocessor deep into my medulla oblongata. I happily embrace my cyborg future. At least as some unholy union of man and machine I'll actually be able to play Heroes of Might and Magic III every waking hour instead of just thinking about it every second that I'm away from my computer."
By Robert Coffey, Computer gaming world- Posted 07/01/99
>>> "We want to inspire a generation of citizen-scientists. If we can lower the barrier to entry so the only limit is creativity, that might help with finding treatments for neurological disorders." ...and besides, making it easy to send uncomfortably large pulses of electricity directly into the middle of a cockroach's brain is waaay cool
They've done cockroaches; next up is sharks with lasers implanted in their heads.
The business model is finding Sara Connor.