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Arab Mars Probe Planned For 2020

SpankiMonki sends word that the United Arab Emirates has announced plans to launch a Mars mission in July, 2020. They want to send a probe (named "al-Amal",or "Hope") that will orbit the Red Planet for several years. It will analyze the Martian atmosphere, observing clouds and dust storms to help scientists figure out how water gradually escaped from Mars over a long time scale. [A]fter being inserted into an elliptical 55-hour orbit in the first quarter of 2021, Hope will carry out its nominal two-year science mission at altitudes ranging between 22,000 to 44,000 kilometers. From there, the mission will investigate how the lower and upper levels of the Martian atmosphere are connected. One goal is to create the first global picture of how the Martian atmosphere changes throughout the day and between seasons.

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  1. This will be a historic mission. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It will be the first time the Arabs have used science in 800 years.

    1. Re:This will be a historic mission. by cheesybagel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They'll probably just pay someone else to do it for them with the oil money as usual.

    2. Re:This will be a historic mission. by William+Robinson · · Score: 1

      UAE, Malaysia are actually a different world than other places you might have perception about (like Afganistan, Iran, Saudi, Pakistan etc.) They are pretty much open and have far better developed infrastructure, wide open for technology and business.

    3. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Its being built in Colorado by CU

    4. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      All of the countries you mention have good things and bad things going for them. Just like you shouldn't take Slashdot comments about how the US has third world infrastructure too seriously... except when it kind of does. The Saudi's can be repressive, but they also have a very impressive research university. Iran has a crazy government, but who doesn't these days? The French will complain about the Americans being crazy, while their president has an approval rating down around 20%...! And the people and the food and the culture of Iran is amazing (good luck finding decent Iranian food in the US, though... went to a high end Persian food place in NYC once and it was run by Afghans or such... the servers didn't speak the language, and the food had the right names but the wrong taste).

    5. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Voice+of+satan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Quite a lot of people will benefit form this "arab" mission i guess. Other sources mentioned a contract between Abou dhabi and France for the formation of experts in the CNES center of Toulouse.

      I think it is a good thing they invest their money and their pride in this kind of stuff. More global funding for science and also some arab kids will be able to identify with something they will be proud of and doesn't involve blowing up people or some retarded religion.

    6. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'll probably just pay someone else to do it for them with the oil money as usual.

      The probe is probably designed to seek out and kill the infidel probes from the Great Satan.

    7. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, It's going there to kill all the Infidel probes that are already there.

    8. Re:This will be a historic mission. by alvinrod · · Score: 1

      While in the long run it would be better for them to develop the capacity in their own country for these kinds of endeavors, this still does benefit humanity and the space industry as a whole and it's oil money far better spent than Saudi Arabia, which seems to dump a lot into financing extremism and human misery.

    9. Re:This will be a historic mission. by hey! · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Pop quiz: what is the top Arab engineering school? Alright too hard. Name *one* Arab research university.

      Now answer this question: does the fact that most people find these questions hard reflect on *Arab* ignorance, or their own?

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    10. Re:This will be a historic mission. by itzly · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have no idea what the top German/Chinese/Russian/Israeli engineering schools are either, still there are many more Arabs driving German cars, than the other way around.

    11. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probally Germans - as it worked for you yanks.

    12. Re: This will be a historic mission. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or work on fixing their broken economic and political systems that result,in huge percentages of young men with no economic future and only one avenue for them to take out there anger and frustration surrounding that. Islamic extremism. If they had to go to work to pay the bills and support a family most wouldn't have time for that crap. You show me an area where young males have no economic future and I'll show you an area where a lot of bad things happen.

    13. Re:This will be a historic mission. by itzly · · Score: 3, Funny

      And as a side benefit, they'll learn how to launch ICBMs at the same time.

    14. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny point, but presidential approval figures can't be compared at all, can they!

      If Americans treated authority like the French treat authority you'd have a very different country.

    15. Re:This will be a historic mission. by ITRambo · · Score: 1

      Google (US News link) says its King Saud University. Other Arab schools rank #1 in specific fields of engineering. Seemingly trick questions like yours are easy to answer these days without any previous knowledge of the subject.

    16. Re:This will be a historic mission. by hey! · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Really? You've never heard of Beijing University? Or the University of Heidelberg? Does "Max Planck Institute", "Moscow State University", or "Tel-Aviv University" ring a bell? Well then why not "King Saud University" or "Cairo University"?

      As for the production of cars, that's not a measure of a country's intellectual attainment; it's a measure of a country's industrialization. Show me *any* region that has a resource extraction dominated economy that designs automobiles. I can name just *one* off the top of my head, and that's Iran.

      There's an automatic assumption people make that when others disagree with them it's because they're stupid or ignorant. You can see that in the recent debate over the Iranian nuclear deal. There's an implicit assumption that the Iranian government is a bunch of uneducated, provincial hicks. Now I think Ali Khamenei is a terrible person, but it's not because he's ignorant. He is, in fact, superbly educated by any reasonable standard. As are many leaders in the Iranian government and opposition. The Iranian foreign minster Dr. Zarif holds three advanced degrees from US universities.

      This kind of bigoted thinking is going to get us into trouble. Iran is not an Arab country, but it gets lumped in with Arab countries in American perception as an intellectually backward Muslim backwater. This is a dangerous attitude to take. Iran has substantial intellectual and technological resources to draw upon. Despite their names differing by only one letter, Iran is not Iraq. While Sadaam wasted his money on showy wonder-weapons like super-guns, the Iranians have built a fleet of advanced diesel subs that can operate in the shallow waters of the Persian Gulf. They have formidable industrial capability, including indigenous aerospace, automotive and electronic industries. While there is little doubt we would win in an invasion of Iran, it's far from clear it'd be the kind of cakewalk we had in the Iraq invasion.

      Americans need to write this down and paste it in their hats: just because someone doesn't think like you doesn't guarantee he's ignorant or stupid.

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    17. Re:This will be a historic mission. by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      ...Saudi Arabia, which seems to dump a lot into financing extremism and human misery.

      Hey, at least they buy American

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    18. Re:This will be a historic mission. by hey! · · Score: 1

      Sure, but you've heard of King Saud University, right?

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    19. Re: This will be a historic mission. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the. Ansari xprize. Anousha ansari is iranian

    20. Re:This will be a historic mission. by itzly · · Score: 1

      Really? You've never heard of Beijing University? Or the University of Heidelberg? Does "Max Planck Institute", "Moscow State University", or "Tel-Aviv University" ring a bell?

      I've heard of those, but that's about it. I have no idea what they teach at those, and how good they are in relation to each other.

      As for the production of cars, that's not a measure of a country's intellectual attainment; it's a measure of a country's industrialization

      Which is a decent measure of the ability to build and launch rockets and space probes.

      The Iranian foreign minster Dr. Zarif holds three advanced degrees from US universities.

      How ironic.

      Iran is not an Arab country

      So why did you bring it up?

    21. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Voice+of+satan · · Score: 1

      While i think you are correct when your refute the stupid notion that Iranians would be primitive towelheads, i wouldn't call their industrial capabilities "formidable". Their only industrial achievement i can think of that had a strategical effect is making extra strong concrete that contributed to prevent aerial raids against their nuclear installations. This is no trivial material science feat indeed. That and retaining the know how to fly tomcats.

      But many of their industrial projects make no sense at all, even as industrial prototypes. Their two tailfin F5's, ekranoplanes or supercavitating torpedoes come to mind. That's just senseless waste of money.

      Besides, that very off topic. We are speaking of a UAE funded space mission here.

    22. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Feral+Nerd · · Score: 1

      It will be the first time the Arabs have used science in 800 years.

      Arabs and Moslems in general are in many ways a lot less hostile toward science than many Christians. The standard bearers of the most popular movement to ban the theory of evolution from schools are evangelical christians from the USA. You can point your finger at salafists and bandits like ISIS and the Taleban all day long but they are the exception not the rule. Iran for example is a pretty fundamentalist state that is opressive in many ways but Iranians are no anti-scientific luddites who make asses of them selves internationally by preaching inteigent design. Most Quaranic scholars have spent much more energy on trying to reconcile scripture with the theory of evolution rather than just trying to ban it by law.

    23. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I don't know about you, but KAUST is world famous. I know of it, I know people that work there, I know people that would like to work there, and I work daily with code that was developed there, that is one of the fastest libraries in the world for the particular field.

    24. Re:This will be a historic mission. by benjfowler · · Score: 1

      The Americans aren't hanging homosexuals by the neck with nylon rope from cranes in public though. Nor are they doing judicial amputations and blindings.

    25. Re:This will be a historic mission. by benjfowler · · Score: 1

      That in itself is a sign of weakness and laziness.

      They only seem to do technical disciplines in great numbers (and aren't particularly good at it; the shops here in London are FULL of "Asians" with worthless IT degrees). They will not study the humanities or anything which challenges their strident, deeply held prejudices. Their inability to throw off their ignorance is what's holding them back. Ironically, worthless technical degrees from crap universities doesn't help with this. "Thinking" entails much more than paying others to build bridges or cut code.

    26. Re:This will be a historic mission. by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      You have a funny definition of "open".

    27. Re:This will be a historic mission. by chthon · · Score: 1

      If they want to use that capacity, they will also need to develop an industry to build and arm them.

    28. Re:This will be a historic mission. by hey! · · Score: 1

      Iran is not an Arab country

      So why did you bring it up?

      Because you brought up automobile design.

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    29. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because someone doesn't think or she \she is ignorant or stupid. No but it gives you a 5% chance they are American rising to a 95% chance if you are actually refering to an Usian

    30. Re:This will be a historic mission. by hey! · · Score: 1

      I take your point, but I'm addressing the attitude that because Muslim countries are different from us that must mean they're incapable of doing impressive things. That's just wishful thinking.

      Of course "formidable" is a relative term. Iran's industrial capability isn't formidable compared to Germany, but it sure is compared to Iraq. Their automotive industry builds over a million cars a year.

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    31. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Teun · · Score: 1

      Iran is not an Arab country

      So why did you bring it up?

      I can see a reason, 'Arab' is generally equated with 'Muslim' and Iran is (how silly can it get) by law a Muslim country.

      To come back On Topic, this is going to be a Muslim Mars mission which makes me wonder how they plan to overcome the associated extra fuel use and thus extra weight,
      I mean, this thing needs to turn it's head to Mecca five times a day!

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    32. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like Iran?

      Like Libya?

      Like Irag?

    33. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems like a pretty big leap to make unless you have some inside information. CU isn't the only US institution that's going to be working together with them.

      http://www.colorado.edu/news/releases/2015/05/07/united-arab-emirates-partner-cu-boulder-2021-mars-mission

    34. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh fracking gosh, why are you not score:5 insightful???

    35. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Iranians with half a brain immigrated to the US or Europe in 1979. Their "Supreme" leader is nothing but a mouth piece for the real power in Iran which is the military. No dictatorship or autocratic government can succeed with the support of the military. It was the Russian military that ultimately brought down the USSR when they changed allegiances. These allegiances were bought with promises of great wealth for the military leaders. The top Iranian military leadership are some of the richest people in Iran and will support the supreme leader as long as it stays that way. All the hyperbolic hate speech and threats directed at the US by the Iranian military leadership is always backed up the Supreme leader. Why the US government would ever consider negotiating with a country that holds "Death to America" parades on regular basis is a mystery. And Iran's recent threats to shipping traversing the Strait of Hormuz shows just how stupid their leadership really is. Baiting the US military into a confrontation shows a remarkable lack of prudence that can have deadly consequences. The much talked about Iranian navy would be destroyed in record time and then the US military would go after anything else deemed a threat throughout the country. The Iranians could inflict damage on US bases in the region or maybe damage a ship or two but that will do nothing to stop the US from destroying them from the air and sea. A B-2 mission to destroy the Iranian command and control centers followed up with sub-launched cruise missiles and aerial attacks against naval and land forces should start things off nicely. If the Iranians really piss off the Americans they could invite Israel to the party to really move things along. Iran has many enemies in the area who would also love the chance to take a punch or two after the US takes out the Iranian air defense network and other key military targets. So since the Iranian citizenry is too scared to take charge of their government they will also suffer the effects of their governments idiocy.

    36. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of the one about how President Carter brought a pooper-scooper to the Strategic Arms Limitation Talks...

    37. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Let's all hope that by the time this flies that the Abbasid Caliphate is on the way to being revived.

    38. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Blaskowicz · · Score: 0

      No but where else do cops empty a whole pistol clip into people at random?

    39. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pop quiz: what is the top Arab engineering school?

      KAUST. No doubt. In my field of research, they have some of the best people in the world. I know people from many countries (Japan, US, UK, Palestine, ...) that have gone to work there. I vaguely remember that they got an ex-NSF director to move there. When Russia decided to try improving their educational system with Skolkovo, there were direct comparisons to KAUST.

    40. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? You've never heard of Beijing University? Or the University of Heidelberg? Does "Max Planck Institute", "Moscow State University", or "Tel-Aviv University" ring a bell? Well then why not "King Saud University" or "Cairo University"?

      Did you pick those off of Wikipedia or something to win an internet argument? Your list has a wide range of reputations.

      No, Beijing University means nothing to me. In fact, does it even exist? Peking University, you maybe mean, if I'm feeling generous, which I'm not. Qingdao Univ. I know. But that's a field specific thing. Just like I don't know anything special about the University of Heidelberg. Karlsruhe, yes, or Hamburg-Harburg. Max Plank is not a university, it's a nationwide group of institutes. Moscow State is well known, but I'm not sure I'd call it the best of Russia. Skolkovo, depending on the current level of corruption (e.g., disagreement of an appropriate salary, as they try to pay international salaries which are way out of whack with the Russian economy). Tel-Aviv Univ. I know, but nothing special about it.

      King Saud Univ. and Cairo Univ. mean nothing to me. KAUST is freaking huge, though.

    41. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's fascinating, and completely against my experience. On the US eastern seaboard, I know of a number of engineering schools that have been flooded with Iranian PhD students, and they actually have difficulty finding American students that have the skills needed to work on some military funded projects.

    42. Re: This will be a historic mission. by tandavanadesan · · Score: 0

      I think "at random" is unfair. They take a good look to make sure they aren't shooting a white guy first.

    43. Re: This will be a historic mission. by Circlotron · · Score: 1

      " Show me *any* region that has a resource extraction dominated economy that designs automobiles. " ------- AUSTRALIA.

    44. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      University of Teheran designed a Solar Challenger car a few years back. It didn't arrive in Australia in time for the race. There was a lot of disappointment by many here and overseas. The story we heard was that the car was loaded on a transport, but arrived at a non-Aust. destination then got sent back. Then the whole thing was hushed up and never spoken of again.
      About a week before the start of the race, I googled some of the team members and found a few entries in a German forum on solar development, asking for a source for specific parts. I even emailed the organizers of the Solar Challenge who were expecting the team and car to show up soon. Images and a short video from the Uni website were available at the time and it looked like a serious contender.
      The timing of the event sort of clashed with the political events at the time. There was a period where Iran was seen as having relative freedoms and its academic work was being recognized. Politically, they were at a turning point (or the western world saw it at that) and various commentaries and sanctions turned them away.
      As far as science was concerned, this was not a good development and due to this, the project got canned - or I think it did.
      http://www.ut.ac.ir/en/content...

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    45. Re: This will be a historic mission. by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      Not for long. Toyota, Ford and Holden (GM) are in the process of pulling out.

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    46. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being the top Arab engineering institute has all the trappings of being the best sandwich in the vending machine.
       
      And I find it odd that you call out bigotry but assume those who are pissing on the Arabs are automatically Americans. No bigotry there?

    47. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will be the first time the Arabs have used science in 800 years.

      Not to mention the first interplanetary suicide bomber.

    48. Re:This will be a historic mission. by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      They'll probably just pay someone else to do it for them with the oil money as usual.

      And what they buy will be an empty bomb casing full of pinball machine parts.

      Seriously though, I don't see the level of cooperation required for this project persisting long enough to pull it off. But, the best of luck to them for trying.

    49. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Rei · · Score: 1

      Seriously though, I don't see the level of cooperation required for this project persisting long enough to pull it off.

      Of course given history, there will be disruptions, but it'll work out in the end. They are easily startled - but they'll be back, and in greater numbers.

    50. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they wanted that capacity they simply buy it from USA or some other "friend". They would have blocks against "friendly fire" but nothing a little $$$ wouldn't fix like with the fighter planes.

    51. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microwave thrusts and solar power =)

      While we are making fun of religion, here is my entry....if Jesus is God and Jesus is part of the creation, and Catholics eat his flesh and drink his blood, do they themselves become semi-gods or do they simply excrement their semi-godliness and god with their feces?

    52. Re:This will be a historic mission. by ZiggyM · · Score: 2

      Hopefully they wont pay this guy: "Saudi Cleric Reveals The Sun Rotates arround the Earth" http://www.huffingtonpost.co.u...

    53. Re:This will be a historic mission. by benjfowler · · Score: 1

      America gets the elite. Europe gets the rabble.

      Count yourselves lucky.

    54. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you refer to in your first paragraph, I guess that has to do with the selling of two military satellites (Helios).

    55. Re:This will be a historic mission. by muecksteiner · · Score: 1

      KAUST might be world famous, but for what exactly? For the most money spent on what amounts to, given the resources available to them, at best mediocre science output?

      I can tell you that in my discipline (computer graphics), KAUST only has a reputation of an elephant graveyard for greedy elderly not-really-at-the-top-of-the-A-list academics who want to roll in some hard petrodollars before retirement. Science? Yeah, some is bound to happen if you lock up lots of people with long publication lists in a luxury ghetto in the desert. But a role model university? Hardly. More an elaborate joke of sorts.

      Locals are forbidden to attend, or to enter the campus. Undergrads (all foreigners, of course) have to be paid hefty salaries to even show up.

      Sound like Harvard? Sure does, right? Just vacuum up all that sand which tends to accumulate everywhere, and you will hardly be able to tell the difference...

    56. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      KAUST is a joke, pure and simple. KAUST is what happens if you try to buy an university off the shelf.

      Small hint: you can't. You can buy the buildings, and even some people. But neither the spirit nor the culture that makes a university great are available for money.

      Not that these people care, of course.

    57. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll tack on to the stereotype thing.
      People over here typically imagine the middle east as a sandy desert, with primitives living in mud or adobe huts.

      But I grew up in Nevada, in the high desert. And when I deployed to Bagram it was very much like going home. The climate, elevation, plants, scenery, everything was largely the same. In place of cattle ranchers you got goat herders. Sure, the area the base sat on was a bit of wasteland, but that's because of typical military mindset when choosing a location, and the Russians chose that spot for the same reasons we would. As well as a fair bit of that being simply -because of- the base being there. But go outside the gate, and you got snowy (in winter) forested mountains and arid high desert scrub to match anything in the Southwest US, particularly the high desert of Nevada, eastern Oregon, or the SW Colorado, on the plateau, along with the herders and farmers to match.

      And while I've not been to Iran, ask anyone who's actually been or lived there, and it has more of the same kind of region, being a very mountainous country (located on "the spine of the world"), which much good crop land.

    58. Re:This will be a historic mission. by hey! · · Score: 1

      My wife was at the Woods Hole Oceanographic when Bobby Ballard found the Titanic. You know what his colleagues there talked about? How he wore a baseball cap on TV to hide his bald spot.

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    59. Re:This will be a historic mission. by dave420 · · Score: 1

      You condemn "their" "strident, deeply held prejudices" by vomiting your own strident, deeply held prejudices? Get a fucking grip - you are just as ignorant as the stereotypes you are railing against. You should try thinking for yourself - it will help you stop sounding like a backwards xenophobic redneck or an "I'm not racist but..." EDL/UKIPper.

    60. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kindly don't lump Pakistan in with the likes of Saudi Arabia and Afghanistan. While it's not perfect (or even close to perfect or striving towards becoming perfect for that matter), things are, despite what the media shows you, not nearly as bad. For instance, in Pakistan's urban population centers, women are not as oppressed as they are in Afghanistan or Saudi Arabia, they don't require a male escort to leave their homes, they can drive, get a decent education, get a job and focus on building a career. As far as political freedom goes, I ascribe to social-democracy and liberal-socialism and despite having several rather heated arguments (with Islamic conservatives mostly along with a few communists) in public places, I (or the other people in the argument) have never been physically harmed or needed a lawyer.

      Probably, more relevant to the current discussion, Pakistan was the 10th nation state in the world to have an unmanned space program (SUPARCO launched its first unmanned solid-fuel sounding rocket from the Sonmiani Terminal Launch on 7 June 1962).

      Saying all that, as a result of an American backed coup by an army general to topple a Soviet backed government in Afghanistan, several tribal areas in Pakistan's North West (previously a part of the hippie trail) along with several rural population centers in other areas of the country have succumbed to religious extremism and the ongoing funding of extremist groups by Saudi Arabia, UAE, Qatar, India and (to a much smaller extent) Iran is not helping matters but despite these facts, what happened in Homeland was as far from reality as it could be (especially since they were portraying Islamabad, the city I live in, honestly I have never seen that many Burqa clad women prowling the city without security forces (police, paramilitary police, the works) getting alarmed and mobilized).

      Also, USA has the Republicans and honestly, most of the things those idiots come out with are just as dumb as what our conservatives preach. USA has groups like the Westboro Baptist Church and the drivel those people spout is almost identical to the drivel our extremist groups spout (different religions and socio-economic realities aside) so it's not like we have a monopoly on stupidity. I don't know where you're from and the comparison with USA is provided just as an example, it could as easily be replaced by UK or Germany or a number of other countries.

    61. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Skolkovo is what happens when you try to buy a university. KAUST is what happens when you actually do.

    62. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      KAUST might be world famous, but for what exactly?

      I believe the challenge was to name an Arab university. Now you're moving the goalpost.

      Or to put it another way, ask someone off the street what science Carnegie Mellon is famous for....

    63. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Italy, UK, France etc are (how silly can it get) by law Christian countries...so can we get away with calling the British or the French, Italians (seeing as how Rome is in Italy) or can we call them Palestinians (seeing as how that's where Jesus was from)? No? Then why do you think you can get away with calling the Iranians, Afghans, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis, Indonesians etc Arabs just because of their faith?

      Congratu - ma - freaking - lations! you are an idiot...

    64. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Teun · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure I can follow you.
      What I meant is that I oppose the idea of writing anything more than the personal freedom of religion into law.
      Anywhere.

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    65. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Original AC here.

      I am a Muslim who is strongly against state religion (regardless of what they are), your original comment did not have anything to do with you being against state religion, it did however reek of Islamophobia.

      In your comment you state that 'Arab' is generally equated with 'Muslim'. Equated by who? Fox News and their ilk? Equated why? Because the prophet of religion Islam was an Arab or because the Muslim holy site, Mecca, happens to be in an Arab country? If one of those is the reason for equating Muslims and Arabs, I guess we should be able to equate Christianity with the Italians or Christianity with the Palestinians or is that too hard for you to follow?

    66. Re:This will be a historic mission. by Teun · · Score: 1

      Sorry for the late reply but it can't be denied that the first prophet of Islam was an Arab and it became the next iteration of the existing Middle Eastern Abrahamic religions.
      I dare postulate that today's Islam is mainly different from it's predecessors due to great simplification and the inclusion of certain ancient beliefs from the Arabic peninsula.
      After all, the holy sites of Mecca had seen worship for much longer than Christianity existed.
      I see nothing wrong in my observation Islam is still heavily dominated by Arabic culture or do you feel that culture is somewhat inferior?

      To cut it short, I have nothing against Islam as the religion of the Koran (Gods word) but I have serious reservations with the almost automatic inclusion of the Hadith, Sira, Salaphistic and other local customs like female circumcision or the hiding of women from public life.

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  2. Fitting Viewpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Observing atmospheric phenomena and the dynamics of water is a very fitting viewpoint for the UAE. As various countries gain capability, the impact of cultural differences might get even stronger in the choices of viewpoints to research questions.

    1. Re:Fitting Viewpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Capability" in this case is merely cash. They don't have all the scientists, manufacturers or the technical know-how necessary to complete this project without external support. What they do have is cash.

      While it's nice to see them spending it on research, one can't help notice that this is an "UAE owned" project, and not exactly a "UAE" project.

      Why is this important?

      Because space programs are gigantic national symbols of scientific and engineering prowess. China, for example, needs no one to get to Mars. Likewise, Russia and India have ample homegrown engineering and technical talent.

      UAE on the other hand does not. For whatever reason, they want to enter this game. That's awesome actually. The more the merrier. But as a standard nationalist symbol of scientific and engineering prowess, it only helps them so much. Everyone knows they're flush with cash and not scientists.

    2. Re:Fitting Viewpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not having various capabilities can be all the more reason to have projects like this, as besides the status symbol BS that may be motivator for some countries, having research projects is how you get and train scientists. Even when outsourcing the work, often such projects require the involvement of their own scientists with the foreign teams and for the parts done at home.

      Even western countries with all sorts of science experience will do the same tactics. Plenty of international projects will involve various trading of who is responsible for what, in part because some countries want more experience. This is to the point that sometimes multiple countries will be doing the half of the same thing instead of just letting one country handle a whole subsystem. E.g. if a project requires half a dozen identical but special power supplies, sometimes you end up with three being made by one country and three by another, and if there is a problem with one design, the other country just makes all six then. For some reason, they don't usually advertise this aspect too much, which causes problems as it does involve higher costs, and people just assume it is science being too expensive.

    3. Re:Fitting Viewpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like the fact they live in an incredibly hot, dry desert where fresh water supplies is a constant concern? Dubai gets about 3.7 inches (10cm) of rainfall in an entire year. That kind of thing influences your perspective. Like when they looked at Mars, the first question they ask is, "where did the water go?"

  3. After completing orbit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    It will find that infidel rover, Curiosity. Beep out, "Allahu Akbar!" then ram into the red planet causing a gigantic fireball which will destroy that non-believing robot!

    For its martyrdom it will receive 72 uninitialized variables in computer paradise.

    (Joking aside, kudos to the Arabs if they are able to do it and keep their knives off my throat.)

    1. Re: After completing orbit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Talk about painting an entire people with the same brush. Epitome of ignorance.

    2. Re: After completing orbit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Talk about painting an entire people with the same brush. Epitome of ignorance.

      You're right, but then we think of the republicans as a bunch of hillbillies, retarded antiscience, anticivilization blokes. The right companions to Isis.

      I'd say, let's found a project where we dump Republicans (including the senators in Congress), Isis, Saudi's and all other blokes that want to live in the 10th century and expect all others to also live in the 10th century and send them off to Mars. One way ticket only.

  4. Re:How by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Breath" is a noun. "Breathe" is a verb.

  5. Metorite cult by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

    returning to the stars. Quite poetic, for a country who worships the Alhajar Al-Aswad (The Black Stone). Saul, who became Paul, also was spooked into religion by a meteorite...Constantine's "vision" may well have also been burning, falling rocks. The UAE most likely has some pretty advanced tech for looking at water...launching a probe to Mars isn't the difficult part. That is getting the probe deployed and functioning properly once it's there lol.

    1. Re:Metorite cult by phayes · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's not a rover, it's an orbiter. The only thing that need to be deployed are the three solar panels & that will be in Earth orbit - the spectrometers & an imager do not need to be deployed.

      My question is how they will be communicating with it. Does the UAE have the capability to do so alone or will they be relying on NASA's DSN?

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    2. Re:Metorite cult by buddyglass · · Score: 1

      Saul, who became Paul, also was spooked into religion by a meteorite

      How do you figure?

    3. Re:Metorite cult by antiperimetaparalogo · · Score: 2

      Saul, who became Paul, also was spooked into religion by a meteorite

      How do you figure?

      He wrote something bad about Muslims so he had to write something bad about Christians also, because you know... it's Slashdot, so "all religions are the same"...

      Anyway, he probably is refering to Paul's (a.k.a. Saul) sudden blindness -for few days-, before he became a Christian, but the story is: while persecuting Christians, Jesus appeared to him making Paul blind, BUT also telling him "Saul, Saul, why you persecute me?"... and the great story continues, but if you are interested you should read it in the Acts of Apostloles and his own Epistles, both found in the New Testament - by the way, since New Testament is originally writen in Greek, i can ensure you that Paul was not "blinded by a meteorite", nor was Great Constantine (the other mentioned by the parent comment as "meteorite blinded") who thanks to a vision before a battle with the Cross and the Greek phrase "with this you win" ("En Touto Nika") became a Christian.

      DISCLAIMER: I am a Greek (Orthodox) Christian.

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    4. Re:Metorite cult by buddyglass · · Score: 1

      I agree Saul/Paul wasn't "spooked into religion" by a meteorite. I just wanted to hear his reasons for thinking that's the case.

      Re: the road to Damascus, it's worth noting that Saul/Paul was already highly "religious" prior to that experience.

    5. Re:Metorite cult by antiperimetaparalogo · · Score: 1

      I agree Saul/Paul wasn't "spooked into religion" by a meteorite. I just wanted to hear his reasons for thinking that's the case.

      Maybe it was wrong from me to judge him by making such assumptions about him without realy knowing him (but changes are i am right, because... Slashdot!). I just wanted to inform you about the "non-Slashdot" version of the story... i understand now that you did not needed my help, since you already know it.

      Re: the road to Damascus, it's worth noting that Saul/Paul was already highly "religious" prior to that experience.

      Hmmm... i just searched this "road to Damascus" ("Protestantic") phrase that i didn't know (we Orthodox-Greeks use some other terms for this type of conversions) - it may worth repeating (even if i feel that it is NOT a "dogma" you follow) my criticism to the "all religions are the same" mantra of the "religious Atheists"... Saul was a Jew before become Paul the Christian, but Constantine was a Pagan before become Great Constantine the Christian... and a was a "religious Atheist" before become Christian!

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    6. Re:Metorite cult by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      Mostly because I read this page and a few others...and this satisfies Occam's Razor far more than a supernatural being.

    7. Re:Metorite cult by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      It's not "bad" about Muslims, it's a fact. There is a big rock that they all make a pilgrimage to, in Mecca, named Alhajar Al-Aswad. It could also be a piece of shock glass from an impact. And your not quoting me about "blinding", I didn't type that. Not sure why you think I said anything about "blinded by a meteorite"...maybe you should read my comment again? Here is some info on Constantine and the possibility of a meteorite fueling his conversion, or at least his conversion of everyone else since he didn't actually convert until on his deathbed.

      It's not "bad" if they worship a space rock, it's somewhat common. It does seem a bit paradoxical for a religion that is so iconoclastic to hold a physical object in such veneration.

    8. Re:Metorite cult by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      Constantine didn't fully convert until he was on his deathbed, he mostly did it for political reasons.

    9. Re:Metorite cult by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No-one worships the black stone, it's simply a jewel, a decoration and a part from outside of earth. Should they consider our crown jewels to be something we worship? Whether it's a moonstone or something else, we don't know as it's never been examined. Btw, they also think that Iron is from the "heavens" i.e. non-native to earth according to their book.

    10. Re:Metorite cult by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They make pilgrimage to the "First House of God", namely the Kaaba, the stone is alien and unique so it's a decoration, it's been highly regarded jewel by the arab tribes there even before Islam came, and it's never been worshiped. The stone has nothing to do with the actual pilgrimage, it's decoration and a highly regarded piece of foreign to earth jewelry given to them as an honor to keep safe.

      Your continuing insistence that it's being worshiped shows your complete lack of understanding or ability to google "muslim pilgrimage to mecca" or visit your local library (if you have any) and read scholarly explanations. But christians aren't known for not being hypocrites, ignorant, unscientific and illogical to prove nonsensical and absurd points and discrepancies.

    11. Re:Metorite cult by buddyglass · · Score: 1

      Doesn't seem to explain the full biblical account. The voices he heard, for one, but also the claim that the "scales fell off his eyes" immediately after he was prayed for by Annanias. Of course you could argue those bits are fictional. The fact remains, though, that Saul was already "religious" prior to his experience on the road to Damascus.

    12. Re:Metorite cult by antiperimetaparalogo · · Score: 1

      Yes, what you write about Muslims is a fact. What i have problems with, is writing "bad" things about Christians...

      About Constantine: we know about this story from (Roman) Lactantius, a close advisor of Constantine, who wrote (as Constanine told him, and know about him writing it) that this vision of the Cross with the phrase "with this you win" (in Greek) was during Constantine's sleep (before the battle, and after he prayed to the "Sun God", since until then he was "Heliolatris") - also from (Greek) Eusebius of Caesarea (the first Church's historic) who was a bishop and know Constantine personaly: in his major work he wrote about Constanine's vision without mentioning if it was during his sleep or not (but based to the usual terminology we can assume it was during sleep) - in one work attributed to him, BUT IT IS *ALMOST* CERTAIN IT IS NOT ACTUALLY HIS, called "Life of Constantine", it is mentioned that this vision was while Constantine was awake. For us Greeks, Constantine the Great is very important for some non-religious reasons also: with Greek origins from both parents (his father -Constantius Chlorus- become Caesar), he is the one that as Caesar of the East Roman empire -i.e., the Greek in reality- founded Constantinople and what is known as Byzantine empire. His mother Helen is also an important person for us Greek Orthodox Christians. I just write all that to note that i may know few things - don't take it as an attack because "a 'barbarian' like you made fun of us great Greeks". About BBC: don't let me start... let just say that most Slashdoters will feel very comfortable there, plus any anti-Catholic/Orthodox will find so many (stupid) stories to make fun of us!

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    13. Re:Metorite cult by antiperimetaparalogo · · Score: 1

      Constantine didn't fully convert until he was on his deathbed, he mostly did it for political reasons.

      That is true but in the way you put it may not be clear what were those political reasons: remember that even while he made Christianity legal, most people were non-Christians yet!

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  6. Arab? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's the UAE. The Emirates. Do you write about the "Caucasian Moon missions", or the Apollo program?

    1. Re:Arab? by Megol · · Score: 1

      True, and here I have no mod points :(

    2. Re:Arab? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, because we actually did it first. The next ones to come along will naturally have to be differentiated. So fucking what? If I say the second person to enter the room is the "taller one", I'll write about the taller person.

      So.
      Fucking.
      What.
      You tiresome PC nutjob.

    3. Re:Arab? by itzly · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Do you write about the "Caucasian Moon missions"

      Maybe, if they were launched from the United Caucasian States of America.

    4. Re:Arab? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a difference between nationality and race. Is "Arab" fewer characters than "UAE"? Um, no. So you're using more space, to be less accurate, and now a bit of an ass.

    5. Re:Arab? by phayes · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hypersensitive much?

      UAE: United Arab Emirates
      USA: United States of America

      Calling it an Arab mission when the word Arab is in the name of the country that is financing it is neither more nor less precise or racist than calling the Apollo the American moon program -- which is often is.

      Is the UAE the only Arabic country? No, but then neither are the citizens of the USA the only Americans.

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    6. Re:Arab? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      There is a difference between nationality and race.

      Give it time, they're working on that.

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    7. Re:Arab? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Europe, we call them the "American Moon missions".

    8. Re:Arab? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like the sound of "Caucasian Moon Missions", images of a beautiful white moon rising over the Caucasus Mountains, with wolves howling and shepherds waving at the white rocket as it rises. Perhaps a Georgian men's polyphonic choir providing eerie, transcendent musical accompaniment. yes, Im down for Caucasian Moon Missions, they are GO!

    9. Re:Arab? by GNious · · Score: 1

      don't worry, I have about 15 mod points currently

    10. Re:Arab? by NoKaOi · · Score: 2

      Hypersensitive much?

      UAE: United Arab Emirates
      USA: United States of America

      Except that the word "Arab" does not refer to the UAE. The proper term is "Emirati," the word "Arab" means something else. The point the OP was making is that many people in the US are ignorant and seem to lump everything "Arab" together as if there were only one "Arab" country (or that there is no difference between Arab countries), and I think your ignorance helped prove his point.

    11. Re:Arab? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      as if there were only one "Arab" country

      That's the one between the "Africa" country and the middle of nowhere, right?

    12. Re:Arab? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point the OP was making is that many people in the US are ignorant and seem to lump everything "Arab" together as if there were only one "Arab" country

      Thank you. I almost agree with the argument of phayes, except that as you mention, it's bad English. Itz bing a bit lzy 4 no good raison. I'm rather disappointed that no one argued that there are people in the US that are not white, however.

      As the OP, another comment -- I am in a country with many immigrants from North Africa. I have a friend from Palestine I sometimes ask questions to, and sometimes she has the answer, and sometimes she'll not know, and point out that there's like five completely, 100% different, cultures between the Middle East and Morocco, with different foods and even variations in Arabic language that are as different as Spanish and Portuguese. I bet you can't get many Americans to even name countries in Africa beyond "that country with the president who was played by Morgan Freeman" and "that place with the pyramids that the aliens built".

      As someone who has friends in the US that wear a hijab, and having seen how the outside world reacts to them... I fear for a world where people don't try to understand one another. It's hard to do sometimes, and we have real conflicts in the world -- wars even -- for real reasons, but there's no excuse for not trying.

    13. Re:Arab? by Beeftopia · · Score: 1

      No, but then neither are the citizens of the USA the only Americans.

      Actually, without a qualifier (i.e. "north", "south", "central"), citizens of the US are in fact the only "Americans". Since the name "America" is in the name of the country.

      The best demonstration of this would be on a hijacked plane. When the terrorists ask, "Who here is an American?", rest assured that no Central or South American is going to raise his hand.

      Saying USAians or US Americans makes you sound like Miss South Carolina.

    14. Re:Arab? by phayes · · Score: 1

      Really... So that middle word in UAE is some completely different word that is just spelled the same. Of course it's everybody else that is ignorant & you are here to teach everyone else that Arab doesn't mean Arab.

      As for your brilliant conclusion that I'm an ignorant American, eh bien non mais mes potes Moroccains, Tunisians et Algerians vont trouver cela hilarant.

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    15. Re:Arab? by phayes · · Score: 1

      Spent any significant time outside The US? I've been taken to task by people from other countries in the Americas for the USA's use of American to mean only US citizens. Travel some more and you'll see my point. You'll also use fewer US specific references like Miss SC.

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    16. Re:Arab? by MorePower · · Score: 1

      I've spent significant time in Europe and Asia and "America" is universally understood to mean USA and "American" to mean people from the USA, even by people who can barely croak out an English sentence. They might understand "USA", but "U.S." or "United States"? Forget it.

      The only people who take issue with that usage of "America/American" (aside from internet pendants) are Spanish speakers who rather arrogantly insist that the English word "American" needs to match up with the Spanish word "Americano".

      Personally, I say we adopt "Americano" into English as a word meaning "person from the Western Hemisphere" and end the debate.

    17. Re:Arab? by Why2K · · Score: 1

      Well, their own web site calls it the "First ever Arab mission to another planet"

      http://www.emiratesmarsmission...

    18. Re:Arab? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why I, as a native European, refer to citizens of the U.S.A. as "yanks". It is a far more precise term than "Americans", which is an ambigious term which could indeed also refer to citizens of North and South American continents. In my opinion, "Americans" belongs in the same category as "Asians", "Africans", "Europeans", etc.

      As for the whole debate about whether it is correct to refer to all citizens of the U.S.A. as "yanks" when some might consider it to only refer to people living in the north parts of the country... I really couldn't care less. The distinction hasn't been relevant for the past century or two, except perhaps when one is trying to understand your two-party system.

    19. Re:Arab? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Seconded. If we want to talk aboot^H about Canadians, Mexicans or Brazilians we have words for them.

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    20. Re:Arab? by phayes · · Score: 1

      Who is arrogant? The more numerous Spanish speakers in the rest of the Americas ? Or the USA for assuming that American refers uniquely to those in the US. Apparently you consider it pedantry to point out that that people holding your opinion are in the minority.

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    21. Re:Arab? by dywolf · · Score: 1

      So by your definition that is no such thing as a European. Or Asian. and only one or two countries of Africans.

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    22. Re:Arab? by Beeftopia · · Score: 1

      Trying to induce ambiguity into American - where none actually exists (see the hijacked airplane example) - is obfuscation for no apparent benefit. Forcing Americans to use more syllables to describe themselves is increasing the number of syllables - lowering signal to noise - for no benefit.

      If an American wishes to describe himself based on continent, he would say he's a North American. A South American or Central American would do the same. Here's the USGS list of continents.

      If they wish to describe themselves by country, there are already clear methods to convey that.

      Lowering the signal to noise ratio of verbal communications won't help anyone it seems to me.

    23. Re:Arab? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The more numerous Spanish speakers in the rest of the Americas ?

      The people that consider the language spoken in South America to be "Spanish" ... (ducks)

    24. Re:Arab? by phayes · · Score: 1

      You gotta just love people ignorant enough to think that knowledge of their culture means that they can generalise to other cultures. It's really comical.

      Here's an example: How many continents are there? Seven right? Same thing in Spanish, right? Uhhh no. Google "cuántos continentes hay en el mundo" & you'll discover that Spanish speaking cultures generally only count five with no antarctica & Americas being one.

      Your assumption that a Spanish speaking "Central" American or "South" American would distinguish himself from a "North" American is bunk. You, the English speaking person from the US would. They don't. Your idea that I am trying to introduce ambiguity into "American" is bunk. All along I've been saying that for most "Americans" there is no difference. I do not care that this may hurt your pride in being "the only real Americans".

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    25. Re:Arab? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The more numerous Spanish speakers are arrogant for trying to tell us how to use a word in English.

    26. Re:Arab? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that's a failure of their education system then, but that's hardly our fault. North and South America are two different continents, by any reasonable definition of the term. They're on different tectonic plates, only connected by a small isthmus that formed relatively recently on a geologic scale.

  7. Contract it out. by kenai_alpenglow · · Score: 1

    They'll probably contract with one of the major US/European contractors & put their flag on the rocket. Though I don't see any problem with that--they have the money, might as well do something useful with it besides build up big piles of sand in the gulf.

    1. Re:Contract it out. by hey! · · Score: 1

      On what do you base this "probability"?

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    2. Re:Contract it out. by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      The fact that they have zero know-how, essentially.

      In fact, they have essentially zero know-how in all fields. They're comfortable living off oil and slavery-backed glamour.

    3. Re:Contract it out. by kenai_alpenglow · · Score: 1

      Let's just say "Past Observation"--Note that I'm not saying it's wrong. And in their position (small, wealthy country), I would think that would be the best leverage of their resources.

    4. Re:Contract it out. by hey! · · Score: 1

      And how do you know they have "zero know how"? Know how isn't a property of nations, it belongs to individuals who can be hired for a reasonable price.

      If you mean "zero indigenous know how" that's something we can't take for granted either. The UAE is small (9 million -- just a bit larger than Switzerland), but it is very rich and no doubt has its share of talented individuals. What's more if they reached out to other Arab countries (as well as hiring a few key non-Arab personnel -- like we had Germans in the 50s and 60s), I don't doubt they could put together a reasonably "Arab" space program, which I see as a positive development. Such a program wouldn't build every jot and tiddle of their hardware right down to the nuts and bolts, but then we don't do that either.

      Thought experiment. Suppose you're in charge of setting up a UAE and they give you a huge wad of cash to set up a space program. How would *you* go about doing it to maximize national scientific prestige?

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    5. Re:Contract it out. by kenai_alpenglow · · Score: 1

      I think you may have misunderstood my original comment...What I said is basically what you are saying. (My comment about the piles of sand was the (from what I heard) failed project of creating islands to sell to wealthy folks. At least a space program is something that would help other folks. I have nothing against the Emirates.)

    6. Re:Contract it out. by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      Fact: they have no preexisting projects.

      Therefore, any know-how they acquire has to either be developed or "purchased" (traded for, if you will)elsewhere.
      Since the timeframe excludes the first option, the second one is the obvious one.

  8. They'll put the first man on Mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just to blow up our rover.

  9. Progress by Livius · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You know, if an Arab state is moving from Mediaeval barbarism to Enlightenment, maybe it would be a good time to say something positive.

    1. Re:Progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, if an Arab state is moving from Mediaeval barbarism to Enlightenment, maybe it would be a good time to say something positive.

      Must be difficult to escape the medieval barbarism, let alone the atmosphere, with all of those witches and sorcerers around.
      http://gulfnews.com/news/uae/crime/abu-dhabi-police-clamp-down-on-witchcraft-1.1187179

    2. Re:Progress by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be a Mars-shattering kaboom.

    3. Re:Progress by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      moving from Mediaeval barbarism to Enlightenment

      Which turned into the ugly Catholic/protestant wars that didn't settle until late 1600's. I suppose you gotta start somewhere.

    4. Re:Progress by abies · · Score: 1

      Aren't you confusing Enlightenment with Renaissance? Thirty Years War ended in 1648 and Enlightement is generally counted from 1650 onwards. One of the points of Enlightement was that it was getting away with ugly, supersition-based wars.

      As for GP, don't worry, Arab states are nowhere near that point.

    5. Re:Progress by gsslay · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because they execute people by stoning! Funny!

      Executions in 2014 in USA - 35
      Executions in 2014 in UAE - 1 (firing squad, murder conviction)

      Executions per 100 million in USA - 11.799
      Executions per 100 million in UAE - 4.266

    6. Re:Progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      since when is the UAE a backwards nation?

    7. Re:Progress by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      I don't think it's about superstition, it's about accepting pluralism and other opinions. Both sides realized the hard way that the religious wars were dragging both sides down, and learned how to live together. Some of it was a form of "let God decide in the afterlife" rather than let humans do all the punishing here and now. The government's role then shifted to keeping the peace instead of enforcing religious rules and doctrine.

  10. Interesting. by jpellino · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Five years to get from no rockets to an interplanetary orbiting probe. The video they produced clearly shows the launch from somewhere near UAE, so they're not just going to hire an existing launch-proven company/state to give their satellite a ride. Ambitious. Highly collaborative with the existing science community. Aces. There's a woman as Co-I on the project - well done. They're not going to try and land, good idea. And the not-landing part will fill in some pretty significant gaps in mars atmospheric science. The only true unknowns are how many freshman US legislators will become outraged and demand a congressional hearing.

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    1. Re:Interesting. by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1

      The only true unknowns are how many freshman US legislators will become outraged and demand a congressional hearing.

      Hopefully enough to get these hearings to focus on something big like building a Long Term Space Habitat stationed at a lagrange point rather than sticking to what we know.

    2. Re:Interesting. by itzly · · Score: 1

      building a Long Term Space Habitat stationed at a lagrange point

      Or on earth, which is just as useful, but a lot cheaper.

    3. Re:Interesting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not going to land? Fuck that. Arabic plans that involve flight without landing make me nervous as shit.

  11. Go away by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    We already have our flag there, go away. Besides, the people in the UAE couldn't make a bottle rocket if their lives depended on it. Other people will have to build it for them.

    1. Re:Go away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess they have to fund the development of a mission to Europa instead. If the US is against such development in the area, then you can proceed with your debates about whether 19th century science is too modern for schools.

  12. Suicide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    space probes?

  13. here they come by jbmartin6 · · Score: 1

    Here come the Fremen

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  14. Funny by itzly · · Score: 1

    If you click on the first "Mars" link in the article, it takes you to the Mars food company.

    1. Re:Funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you click on the first "Mars" link in the article, it takes you to the Mars food company.

      Free Mars Bars for everyone! Sign-up for the Mission to Mars today!

  15. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  16. Thought Slashdot was better than this by Headw1nd · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So another country wants to develop space capability, and this is what Slashdot has to say about it? A bunch of half-assed racist remarks? It's not just shameful, it's lame. Of all places, here we should be celebrating people choosing to take part in scientific progress, not getting involved in ethnic or regional pissing contests.

    1. Re:Thought Slashdot was better than this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's racist to the same extent that a Brit satirizing Americans as a bunch of bible thumping gun nuts is racist.

      Nobody in this conversation, save a few ACs maybe, gives a shit about the genes that make up any supposed "Arab race" or whether their skin is very slightly darker as a result. This conversation ( / debate / satire / silly immature joking) is about culture, religions that shape culture, and how culture can affect scientific progress.

  17. Piffle by koan · · Score: 1

    Another "because we have the cash" vanity project.

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  18. Space agency created in 2014 by Voice+of+satan · · Score: 1

    The UAE space agency has been created in 2014 and has invested more than 5 billions of dollars in various space industries.

  19. Way to go, UAE! by hey! · · Score: 4, Informative

    Seriously. Good for you.

    It sounds like you've got really interesting research goals for this mission, and I wish you great success.

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  20. Women by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the question here is, if they send people to the moon.. will they allow women to drive the car and will they dress with s burka inside the spacesuit?

    1. Re:Women by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      Women in the UAE are allowed to drive, and can dress (more or less) as they would at home. On the other hand, if you (as a woman) get raped, do not report it! Chances are that you'll be charged with "extramarital sex", a serious offence, and with some other charges piled on top like consumption of alcohol in a public area. The UAE is actually quite liberal compared to most other countries in the area, but they aren't quite there yet.

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  21. if, and only if, they succeed by vikingpower · · Score: 1

    ...that will be the first useful thing done by Arabs-as-a-collective ever since the end of the Middle Ages.

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  22. Arab knowledge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love it when people comment about being 800 years in the past etc...

    https://www.ted.com/talks/terry_moore_why_is_x_the_unknown

    Learn where Algebra came from and most of the stuff history contains comes from please.

    1. Re: Arab knowledge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Despite past contributions to math and science their culture in its current form is a hundred years or more behind the times and regressing in many areas.

    2. Re:Arab knowledge by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      So what? That was then, it's not now, and they've done fuck all since.

      P.S. And they didn't invent Arabic numbers, before anyone starts.

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    3. Re:Arab knowledge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The didn't invent arabic numbers - or just about everything claimed for that matter!

      http://wikiislam.net/wiki/Setting_the_Record_Straight_-_The_Non-Miracle_of_Islamic_Science

    4. Re:Arab knowledge by PPH · · Score: 1

      It's pretty well accepted that Archimedes developed calculus and wrote about it. And then his manuscript was erased by Christians so the parchment could be used for a bible.

      History is full of Greek, Arab and other discoveries and sharing of discoveries between cultures interspersed with religious nut-jobs stepping in and messing things up, either intentionally or through ignorance.

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    5. Re:Arab knowledge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except even the links you cite don't support your claims. Archimedes used some original ideas that can be related to ideas from calculus, but no one thinks that he developed anything that you would see in a modern calculus course.

    6. Re:Arab knowledge by PPH · · Score: 1

      but no one thinks that he developed anything that you would see in a modern calculus course.

      This is true. But then it was only a few weeks in my high school calculus class to get from infintesimals to full blown differentials and integrals. And this is what we credit to Leibniz in the 17th century. So yes, there's more to calculus than that. But from Leibniz to now took 400 years. Archimedes did sugest the idea of infintesimals. So it looks like that idea sat in the dustbin of learning for 2000 years before Leibniz picked it up again.

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  23. MIssion Accomplished by tomhath · · Score: 2

    (NASA Chief Charlie) Bolden said President Barack Obama had charged him with three things upon becoming NASA administrator.

    "One, he wanted me to help re-inspire children to want to get into science and math; he wanted me to expand our international relationships; and third, and perhaps foremost, he wanted me to find a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about their historic contribution to science, math and engineering," Bolden said.

    The Prez might get a Nobel Prize in Physics from this mission.

  24. does this mean by dwpbike · · Score: 1

    they are tired of us using all their oil?

  25. Re:Flat Earth of the Quran by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    eg

    And the earth We have spread out (like a carpet); set thereon mountains firm and immovable; and produced therein all kinds of things in due balance.
    Qur'an 15:19

    And Allah has made the earth for you as a carpet (spread out),
    Qur'an 71:19

    Someone modded down the comment because they don't want people to see what is really in Islamic dogma. Wonder who that could be?

  26. Astronomy repeats itself by requerdanos · · Score: 1

    > "It will... help scientists figure out how water gradually escaped from Mars over a long time scale."

    Early astronomers assumed that the Sun, stars, and planets revolved around the Earth and devoted time and study to figuring out how, in what manner. They didn't succeed because the Earth isn't the center of the solar system.

    Now, some scientists are assuming that Mars had a bunch of water that gradually escaped over a long time scale, and they're proposing to devote time and study to figuring out "how."

    I've got an idea: Why not devote time and study to figure out "what" is going on, and not "how" assumptions can be bolstered? Just saying.

  27. Space probe fire sale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They can buy it from the same people they get their nukes and missiles from: Pakistan, China and North Korea. If they buy it from North Korea then they can launch their ICBM, er, space probe, from a submarine they can buy from China.

  28. The plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is to be the first to behead innocent Martians in the name of allah.

  29. Re:Perhaps they will finally have this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yo Ape Pee Keh, you lost your Bold keys!

  30. Re:Perhaps they will finally have this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yo Anonymous Punk: Still haven't found your balls you never had. Stalking me by unidentifiable ac posts proves that much.

    APK

    P.S.=> Let me guess - you're a "islamic militant 'terrorist'", right? Typical sneak move on your part then as usual, nothing more since when it comes to a real fight, we all know what you & yours are REALLY like and what the results always are for you, don't we? Yes, we do... apk

  31. Re:Perhaps they will finally have this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Modded Off Topic because no mention of hosts file.

  32. "For scientific purposes." by Jack+Zombie · · Score: 1

    Science only? No military purposes?

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  33. Re:Perhaps they will finally have this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's not the topic. You're off topic.

  34. News at 11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Desert dwellers send probes to a desert planet.
    Who would have thought.

  35. ICBMs were progress by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

    I would like to share in this sort of optimism, but the simple fact is modern rocketry developed out of a desire for long range ballistic missiles and most of the other countries that have major space programs tend to be nuclear powers. I don't know offhand how difficult it would be for UAE to get their hands on enriched uranium, (or how difficult it would be for them to sell some large ballistic missiles to, say, Pakistan at some point down the road), but I would tentatively suggest that these details are worth keeping a close eye on as we applaud the official/stated goal of scientific exploration.

    1. Re:ICBMs were progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Us Pakistanis already have a successful ballistic missile program, thank you very much...While we have not developing ICBMs yet, we do have a couple working MRBM models (Shaheen-I and Shaheen-II, a range of roughly 2500km) with an IRBM model (Shaheen-III) under development.

      Also, we are not Arabs so stop repeating what Faux news teaches you...

    2. Re:ICBMs were progress by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

      I didn't say you were Arabs and I know you don't have ICBMs (yet.) However, the anti-Israel movement has already done very well appealing to other non-Arab Muslims (particularly the Persians) and unlike Iran it doesn't seem like Pakistan is becoming more liberal or less religiously obsessed anytime soon. The Taliban and other fundamentalist groups seem more focused on local rule, but that can change, particularly as the situation re: US foreign interference in your government (read: the billions of dollars in bribes we spend to try to keep less-insane--although just as corrupt--people in power) and/or the rivalry with India evolves over time.

  36. Habitat trumph science: Arab backyard Mars-like by viking80 · · Score: 1

    What arabs lack in sceitific strength, they have in life experience. Mars is a dry desert, and nobody knows dry desert better than arabs. NASA has to travel far, and no NASA engineer has any experience with climate similar to Mars.
    Arabs just need to exit their door, and it is like being on Mars. Huge advantage over both USA as well as Europe, Russia and China.

    What is the most complex item you can buy in your local store manufactures in an arab country?

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  37. Let's call a spade a spade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PC garbage. Arabs are fully capable of scientific glory, and a very long time ago they (as a culture) proved as much. And, of course, individual Arabs continue to prove it today as well. However, I don't really see the point in pretending that the Arab world, as a collective whole, doesn't have some very serious issues right now re: science and education:

    * More books are translated into the Spanish language every year than have been translated into Arabic over the past 1000 years.

    * The most famous Arabic nonreligious work of literature, One Thousand and One Nights, cannot legally be bought in uncensored form in any Arab nation.

    * Only two Arabs have ever won a Nobel prize (Ignoring the ridiculous Peace Prize.)

    * Rejection of the theory of evolution by natural selection among the Arab countries appears to be a much much bigger problem than it is in, say, Texas.

    * A prominent and politically active nuclear scientist in Pakistan suggested that the magical powers of motherfucking genies could used to solve an energy crisis. (As it happens, genies, or 'djinn', are described in the Qur'an.) And his reputation as a scientist did not appear to suffer significantly afterwards. (OK fine, he's not Arabic, but that's sort of the point--no one cares about the genetics of Arab people in this conversation. Neither are we conflating Arabs and Islam--we're simply pointing out that the Arabic world is at this point in history completely and hopelessly contaminated with conservative Islam and that this has been tremendously stifling.)

    If people want to view this kind of criticism as crypto-racism, well I can't stop them. But just as it's perfectly fair to criticize American culture when it comes to religion or guns or whatever bit about it you don't like, I think it's reasonable to be a bit skeptical and suspicious (ICBMs anyone?) when a scheme like this pops up.

    1. Re:Let's call a spade a spade by dave420 · · Score: 1

      You say you are not conflating Arabs and Islam, but then go on and do just that. And throw in Pakistan too, for good measure. It isn't crypto-racism, it's mindless, ignorant, scared-shitless-by-the-big-scary-world xenophobia. It's not reasonable to think ICMBs have anything to do with this, unless you are a xenophobe, I guess.

    2. Re:Let's call a spade a spade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean, it's not reasonable? We would NOT have gone to the moon if there were no interest in using rockets as long range weapons. Almost all of the countries with advanced space programs have nuclear weapons. This is not a coincidence.

  38. I can imagine it will be a russian rocket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can imagine it will be a russian rocket, operated by russian personnel using russian technology with a "UAE" sticker on top

  39. How? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    Will it have one hump, or two?

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  40. Now waiting for Qatar to announce a probe in 2019 by cornelius1729 · · Score: 1

    Not that there's any rivalry between them and UAE, of course.

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  41. Will Muslims on Mars have to bow to the sky? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will the probe have to stop 5 times a day and tilt towards Mecca?

    If so, it is going to take a lot longer to get to Mars than any probe from us Infidels!!!

  42. al-Amal to UAE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Probe to base: Conditions here are just like Earth! Dry, sandy, extreme temperature variations, inhospitable to life...