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Leaked Document Shows Europe Would Fight UK Plans To Block Porn

Mark Wilson writes: Before the UK elections earlier in the month, David Cameron spoke about his desire to clean up the internet. Pulling — as he is wont to do — on parental heartstrings, he suggested that access to porn on computers and mobiles should be blocked by default unless users specifically requested access to it. This opt-in system was mentioned again in the run-up to the election as Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport, Sajid Javid assured peopled that the party "will age restrict online porn". But it's not quite that simple. There is the small problem of Europe. A leaked EU Council document shows that plans are afoot to stop Cameron's plans in its tracks — and with the UK on the verge of trying to debate a better deal for itself within Europe, the Prime Minister is not in a particularly strong position for negotiating on the issue. Cameron has a fight on his hands, it seems, if he wants to deliver on his promise that "we need to protect our children from hardcore pornography". Documents seen by The Sunday Times reveal that the EU could make it illegal for ISPs and mobile companies to automatically block access to obscene material. Rather than implementing a default block on pornography, the Council of the European Union believes that users should opt in to web filtering and be able to opt out again at any time; this is precisely the opposite to the way Cameron would like things to work.

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  1. Geolock Porn by Whiteox · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sure. Let the Brits only see their own porn!

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    1. Re:Geolock Porn by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Shall I felate you with my misshapen blackened teeth, luvvey?"

      "Please do, dearest, and I shall think of England while you do it!"

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    2. Re:Geolock Porn by nosferatu1001 · · Score: 3, Informative

      "Council housed and violent" - police slang from the 90s that made it to mainstream referneces in the UK.

    3. Re:Geolock Porn by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      The word has no precise translation into American, but the closest equivalent would be 'white trash.'

  2. Blocking access by Dan+East · · Score: 2

    And how exactly do you block access? Politics and policy aside, from the technical viewpoint, what he proposes is not possible. One country cannot get worldwide cooperation of every single adult website to honor this opt-in policy. Keyword based filters cannot work with encrypted traffic. Whitelisting or blacklisting would be such a massive undertaking as to never be effective. There's just no way to even do what he's advocating.

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    1. Re:Blocking access by TWX · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And suddenly extremely low-cost proxy services would be offered, so that people wouldn't have to register with the government to see pictures of naked people.

      I'm still waiting for the definition of pornography. Does William Adolphe Bouguereau's A Young Girl Defending Herself Against Eros qualify? How about the work of Spencer Tunick? How about Tennis Girl by Martin Elliott?

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    2. Re:Blocking access by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      The trick is that you don't need to get perfect results:

      It is definitely not the case that you can be perfect results(given that we don't even have an unambiguous definition of what we seek to block, of course it isn't going to work); but even quite primitive filters will hit some stuff. This allows you to tell the Daily Mail readers that Something Is Being Done, just as it ought to.

      Next, the real fun begins: various smartass nerds and/or concerned parents will point out instances where your glorious purity filter has failed. What's to be done?

      Sort into two categories:

      1. Porn site/source has violated some aspect of your broadly worded law and has some operations, persons, or assets in the UK or cooperative jurisdictions. Solution? A nice, soothing, show trial, followed by satisfied preening.

      2. For technical, legal, or jurisdictional reasons, no penalty can be applied. Decry the depravity of the situation, where the wicked jeer as the good stand helpless, and announce that New Powers Are Needed. Announce bill to expand powers, decry opponents as pedophiles and enemies of decency, families, and the children.

      You just can't lose. Sure, you wont' actually stop all the porn; but who cares?

    3. Re:Blocking access by penguinoid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And as a bonus, giving the government the right to filter your content at the ISP level comes with a free promise not to abuse that power.

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    4. Re:Blocking access by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And how exactly do you block access?

      You're assuming that blocking access is the goal. In fact, the primary goal is likely increased Internet monitoring and surveillance; expansion of police powers.

    5. Re:Blocking access by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 5, Interesting

      And how exactly do you block access?

      Easy. You call up the US vendor that sold China their Great Firewall and order another one. This one will be cheap, considering the UK's population is a fraction that of China.

      And yes, you can hire enough busy-body bureaucrats to keep the blacklists up to date. China does. Think of it as a jobs program. If there's one thing history has shown, it's that 10% of the population is willing, eager, and waiting to oppress the other 90%, "for their own good." That plus a tiny number of sociopathic opportunists is all you need to get it done.

      I'm sure when it's in place that the UK will become a beacon of morality for all the world to admire. Kind of like the Victorian era.</sarcasm>

    6. Re:Blocking access by Dunbal · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That promise also comes pre-broken, just so you don't have to worry about them breaking it.

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  3. Is this actually important to DC? by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 2

    I would suggest that this might be an issue that David Cameron used for the elections and for politics and that it isn't a core issue that he'll defend against such pushback.

  4. Or.... by thegarbz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Or we could just stop raising a country of sexually reclusive prudes who are ashamed of their own body and freak out at the through of seeing nipple.

    Funny side anecdote: I was in Bad Hofgastein in Austria skiing and after a long day on the slopes I went down to the wellness centre for an evening of sauna. There was a British woman shouting at the receptionist that it is absolutely unacceptable that she was kicked out for wearing swimmers in the sauna area. There were a lot of naked men and women standing around quite bemused.

    1. Re:Or.... by JanneM · · Score: 2

      You don't bring swimwear into a sauna. If she isn't comfortable being nude there are multiple other ways to refresh yourself, in the pool, showers or wherever. Nobody forced her into the sauna in the first place.

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    2. Re:Or.... by JanneM · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You follow the local accepted customs, whether you think they are ridiculous or not.

      Let's take a parallel situation: In some countries, such as Australia I believe, you wear your shoes indoor. In some countries, such as Japan or my native Sweden, you always take them off.

      If you come to either country, would you find it acceptable to basically say "In Australia we always wear our shoes indoor. If you want to take them off, no issue. Why should I be forced to take them off?". Then proceed to try to walk in wearing your outdoor shoes? Would you be surprised if you were (politely in Japan, not so politely in Sweden) thrown out as a result?

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    3. Re:Or.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why should you be FORCED to be naked?

      Because the clorine stuck to your swimwear gives poinsonous fumes in the heat of the sauna?

    4. Re:Or.... by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      Everyone in my sauna in Australia wears swimwear.

      Yeah sorry to break it to you but I have been in Australia for a good 25 years now and I have never experienced a proper sauna. What we call a sauna is a pale imitation to the saunas in European countries.

      So 2 things about your post:
      1. Can I be naked? Why should I be forced to wear cloths? It comes down to locally accepted ways of doing things. Me showing up and getting my cock out at your clothed sauna would be just as frowned upon. The local ways and customs need to be upheld. Don't want to take your cloths off? Find a sauna that suits *your* way of doing things.

      2. We're in Australia. We are not in any way better than or less prude than the UK. The anti-sex hysteria here is just as alive and well as it is over there. The topic of banning hardcore pornography on the internet or adding opt in filters have been raised by both the Libs (sometime in the 2000s) and by Labour only 4 years ago.

    5. Re:Or.... by houghi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      People who were not persuaded by marketing, like me.

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    6. Re:Or.... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      Just think how many cups of tea the average Brit gets through in a day.

    7. Re:Or.... by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 2

      Not to mention the fact that - who drinks tapwater nowadays?

      Anyone that doesn't want to kill the environment by buying plastic bottles of tap water?

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  5. LOL democracy! by BringMyShuttle · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Cameron is staunchly anti-freedom. What's tragic is a majority of British liked this and voted for the man and those that didn't are forced at gunpoint to come along for the ride.

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    1. Re:LOL democracy! by grahammm · · Score: 3, Informative

      Cameron is staunchly anti-freedom. What's tragic is a majority of British liked this and voted for the man and those that didn't are forced at gunpoint to come along for the ride.

      No, the majority of the the British people did not vote for him. Firstly, only about 65% of those eligible voted and of those only 36% voted conservative. So less than one quarter of those registered to vote voted for him.

  6. new alternative union by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny

    UK & Greece: no porn and no money.

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  7. They're your damned kids, your damned problem ... by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The world should not be set up safe as a default for you and your fucking whiny children.

    The moral upbringing of your children in a sealed bubble which keeps the world at bay is your damned problem.

    Every parent who insists the world be made sanitized for you and your precious little snowflake can piss off.

    You want a nanny internet, you take the time to sign up for it and request it. But if you think the rest of the world should have to opt-in ... you can fuck off and leave the rest of us out of it.

    I'm s sick of idiotic parents who think the world should change to protect their children. We don't give a crap, they're not our kids ... on behalf of parent-less couples everywhere, this is your fucking problem not ours.

    I won't moderate my behavior for my mother. If you think I'll do it for you and your brood of annoying children ... well, ask me. I dare you. Because they'll learn every possible bad word as well as hearing them used in complete sentences.

    If you think the world should tiptoe around you and your kids ... you're too stupid to have kids.

    Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker and tits. Fuck you, fuck off, go the fuck away, and don't make me tell you again.

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  8. The Internet Is For Porn! by duke_cheetah2003 · · Score: 3, Funny

    David Cameron needs to watch this video.

  9. Re:I don't get it. by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 2

    (for the record: i believe that ISP's should -try to- block access to such materials if users ask for it)

    If you believe that, then you have failed to understand the Internet at a profoundly fundamental level.

    The Internet was designed from the very beginning for all of the intelligence to be at the edges. The network itself is supposed to be as dumb as it is possible to be while still moving everybody's packets around. If you want censorship, it's your job to implement it on the tiny little network in your house, or even individual nodes on that network, and leave everyone else alone. No one else should be spending any CPU time for what you want.

  10. He only needs to be seen trying by Brulath · · Score: 2

    As is typical for politicians of his breed, he only needs to be seen to be trying to implement an Internet filter. He doesn't need to pass it to be seen to be doing something by those people he's trying to win votes from, and if he doesn't succeed he'll be able to rally them again next election and win their votes. Failing to create a workable solution and being able to blame the European Union is probably highly beneficial to him, politicially.

  11. Ho hum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "we need to protect our children from hardcore pornography"
    Typical conservative "save the children" bullshit. What we actually need to do is educate children that "hard-core" pornography is not real. That it's the equivalent of a sexual cartoon for not very grown up grown ups, and that for the vast majority of people sex doesn't work that way.

  12. I don't understand the porn industry. by mark_reh · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There is so much free stuff available (so I've heard ;) ), how does anyone make any money with it at all?
    Who pays for porn with so much free stuff available?
    Is porn just advertising for the actors who engage in for-hire sex with anyone with adequate funds?
    Are us poor slobs just enjoying the commercials while the rich guys get the real stuff?

    1. Re:I don't understand the porn industry. by m00sh · · Score: 2

      There is so much free stuff available (so I've heard ;) ), how does anyone make any money with it at all? Who pays for porn with so much free stuff available? Is porn just advertising for the actors who engage in for-hire sex with anyone with adequate funds? Are us poor slobs just enjoying the commercials while the rich guys get the real stuff?

      There is so much open source and free software available on the internet. Does anyone even make any money selling software?

      There is so much free music. There is so much free movies. So much free news, books, educational material, and so on and so on.

    2. Re:I don't understand the porn industry. by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      Quality and indexing. There's lots of free porn available, but it isn't very well-filed - and if you've any particular desires, you could spend far too long searching for the hot stuff and not enough time enjoying it. Some pay-porn services operate by providing access to well-indexed and often quite specialised fetishes. Even so, the porn industry online has long struggled to get customers to actually pay, and is very heavily dependent upon advertising. This creates another problem for them: Most of the major advertising companies have a 'no porn' policy, so porn site operators (Along with piracy site operators) have to go to the lower end of the market where companies are less-than-reputable.

      This is why you see so many porn ads on torrent sites.

  13. Re:They're your damned kids, your damned problem . by rtb61 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The porn filter and protect the children thing is a straight up lie. It is all about censorship about blocking any ideas that compete with the false ideology of the rich and greedy, that ideology being they want more, more, more. It is all about accidental block sites, union sites, opposition (real opposition) political sites, real news sites, blogs basically anything at all. All so very accidental, then it takes months to unblock and costs thousands of dollars and then it gets accidentally blocked again.

    Reality is, if they are serious about porn, they should simply strip sic it of copyright protection, cripple the ability of corporations to generate a profit from it and with out the profit there is no money to make more. Done and finished.

    Of course it all has nothing what so ever to do with porn, that is a lie. All about blocking the majority from publishing anything and putting the power of publishing content back in the hand of a psychopathically greedy minority.

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  14. World War III by Snufu · · Score: 3, Funny

    Some things are worth dying for.

  15. terrible idea, already fucked up by ihtoit · · Score: 3, Interesting

    UK ISPs already block certain traffic. Not necessarily bittorrent either. I've had more than a few blogs blocked not because of morally questionable content, but because of politically questionable content.

    The message here from Europe, is that you can watch a video of a woman getting fucked up the arse but you can't watch a Youtube of someone with a beef against the British Government. It's starting to sound more like the West's vision of North Korea every day, but there it is.

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    1. Re:terrible idea, already fucked up by ihtoit · · Score: 2

      I shot a documentary with the father of a little girl who had been abducted by two social workers and four police officers in Suffolk; we had his evidence in the video, we had a prima facie case against the State for child trafficking - we only did the video because the police didn't want to know and neither did the criminal courts, but they sure had something to say when the video went up. Something about bringing harm to MY family. Next thing I know, my primary blog is taken down by Wordpress, my Youtube accounts are shitcanned and I'm getting angry phone calls from colleagues over in Canada saying that they're getting pressure to remove content with me in it.

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  16. The big elephant in the room. by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

    Is there any evidence - I mean serious, well-studied, scientific evidence - that access to pornography is that harmful?

    I've seen a lot of scaremongering. I've seen a lot of anecdotal accounts too, plenty of people sharing their personal stories of how porn ruined their mind and their life. But what I've not seen is serious data - the few bits of real research I've found are rather dubious in methodology, and tend to be carried out by the type of organisation with 'family' in the name that can hardly be called unbiased.

    If pornography was one-tenth as harmful as anti-pornography campaigners claim, western civilisation would have collapsed by now - just about everyone has access to it and yet, somehow, the incidence of rape is actually going down. Yet the assumption remains unchallenged, because it's just too socially and politically awkward: Anyone who dares so much as suggest that maybe pornography isn't a terrible threat to children risks being branded as supporting child molestation. Society has reached the witch-hunt level: Anyone who questions the validity of the witch-hunt risks being accused of supporting the witches.

  17. Re:They're your damned kids, your damned problem . by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We need to define a "cameron" as a particularly distasteful (to prudes) sex act so that it gets blocked by the porn filter. I suggest something scatalogical. He is a little shit, after all...

    Would be nice to get May in on the action too. Some porn star should use her name. The chaos caused if we could get "may" into the filter would be hilarious.

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  18. Re:We are not amused by nukenerd · · Score: 2

    Someone should gently remind the prime minister that the Victorian era is over.

    You obviously don't know much about the Victorians.

  19. Re:We are not amused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Perhaps banning fencing creosote.

    Banned? It's just regulated because it's carcinogenic. That said, I do agree that the EU has passed many, many somewhat stupid directives but the consequences are nuisances - not something against fundamental European values of freedom and human rights. This particular plan to block porn is against freedom because it's censorship. Regulating creosote is not. Or the curvature of bananas.

  20. Re:We are not amused by Wheely · · Score: 2

    It is important to be careful when referring to "stupid directives". Most of them are not and the ones that make the headlines are not even true. For example, the banana thing was an attempt by the EU to keep the quality of bananas in the face of sub-standard imports. Interestingly, the legal properties of the banana were taken from the already existing UK regulations.

    Some EU directives discussed are a bit nutty but most of them never make it to being a law.

  21. The Cameron by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    I propose this as the name of the SI unit for the minimum distance between two blunders.

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  22. Re:Right wing nuts by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    What I really would love to know is why it's always, without fail, the conservatives who want more censorship while at the same time it is, again without fail, the conservatives who end up in weird revelations concerning nasty sexual perversions that even a long term internet user would consider ... at the very least a reason to back away slowly from them?

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