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Leaked Document Shows Europe Would Fight UK Plans To Block Porn

Mark Wilson writes: Before the UK elections earlier in the month, David Cameron spoke about his desire to clean up the internet. Pulling — as he is wont to do — on parental heartstrings, he suggested that access to porn on computers and mobiles should be blocked by default unless users specifically requested access to it. This opt-in system was mentioned again in the run-up to the election as Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport, Sajid Javid assured peopled that the party "will age restrict online porn". But it's not quite that simple. There is the small problem of Europe. A leaked EU Council document shows that plans are afoot to stop Cameron's plans in its tracks — and with the UK on the verge of trying to debate a better deal for itself within Europe, the Prime Minister is not in a particularly strong position for negotiating on the issue. Cameron has a fight on his hands, it seems, if he wants to deliver on his promise that "we need to protect our children from hardcore pornography". Documents seen by The Sunday Times reveal that the EU could make it illegal for ISPs and mobile companies to automatically block access to obscene material. Rather than implementing a default block on pornography, the Council of the European Union believes that users should opt in to web filtering and be able to opt out again at any time; this is precisely the opposite to the way Cameron would like things to work.

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  1. Geolock Porn by Whiteox · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sure. Let the Brits only see their own porn!

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    1. Re:Geolock Porn by TWX · · Score: 1

      Eeeegh. That's a terrible thought...

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    2. Re:Geolock Porn by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Shall I felate you with my misshapen blackened teeth, luvvey?"

      "Please do, dearest, and I shall think of England while you do it!"

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    3. Re:Geolock Porn by TWX · · Score: 1

      The example I think of is actress Camille Coduri, whom I first saw in King Ralph in 1991, where she played a stripper-turned-consort. Admittedly was almost fifteen years between that role and her starring as Rose Tyler's mother on Doctor Who, but the change was almost startling. I really hope that they intentionally made her look worse and more chav-like.

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    4. Re:Geolock Porn by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      That's sick! What about Scotland, Wales, Cornland and Ireland?

      Wales! You insensitive clod - they are called BBW's!

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    5. Re:Geolock Porn by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      Ahh yes. That takes me back. I think they were called 'Rugby Songs' and the only thing I remember was:

      The men of this water
      Had a charming little daughter
      and the hairs on her dicky di-do
      hung down to her knees.

      The result of which was that I could never listen to Dido (the female singer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D... without giggling,
      and by now, that the charming little daughter would be a hairy Welsh BBW as you say.

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    6. Re:Geolock Porn by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      Eeeegh. That's a terrible thought...

      Quite agree! It should be both geo-locked AND geo-cached. Preferably in Scottland. In the Highlands. Among the sheep. It's a baaaad influence.

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    7. Re:Geolock Porn by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      The writers were evidently aiming for just that, as another character directly referred to rose as a 'chav' at one point.

    8. Re:Geolock Porn by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      They can pry the porn from my warm, wet hands!

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    9. Re:Geolock Porn by Coisiche · · Score: 1

      The monarch has no say in it. Lords are selected by the ruling government and seats in the House of Lords are effectively for sale. Donate lots to a party and when they are in government you get made a lord.

    10. Re:Geolock Porn by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      The writers were evidently aiming for just that, as another character directly referred to rose as a 'chav' at one point.

      What is the world is a "chav"?

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    11. Re:Geolock Porn by oobayly · · Score: 1

      I would have thought sticky would be a more apt adjective. Each to their own I suppose.

    12. Re:Geolock Porn by nosferatu1001 · · Score: 3, Informative

      "Council housed and violent" - police slang from the 90s that made it to mainstream referneces in the UK.

    13. Re:Geolock Porn by tawt · · Score: 1

      The word chav is believed to have been used as far back as the 1860's...long before council housing was even a thing.

    14. Re:Geolock Porn by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      The word has no precise translation into American, but the closest equivalent would be 'white trash.'

    15. Re:Geolock Porn by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      "Council housed and violent" - police slang from the 90s that made it to mainstream referneces in the UK.

      Ok. I have the words for the acronym. Now...what does council housed mean? What is a council house?

      Never heard the term before...

      Thanks in advance.

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    16. Re:Geolock Porn by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      that would have been Rose, having been bodyswapped by a skin entity (Lady Cassandra AKA the last human being in the universe) during a hospital chase in New New New New New New... New New New New New New... New New New York, New Earth.

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    17. Re:Geolock Porn by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      feral youth underclass that lives beyond its means and assumes an air of total entitlement.

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    18. Re:Geolock Porn by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      uh, just no.

      Upper House peers are appointed by the Government, hereditary peers were abolished in 1999, which was the last chance the Monarch had to veto anything. The Monarchy hasn't had a veto since 1911, and the last time the veto was actually USED was 1705.

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    19. Re:Geolock Porn by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Council housing: Housing - usually very small housing - built by local government and rented at heavily subsidised rates to the low-income. The intent is to control the cost of living by bringing down house prices, thus increasing local working-class population. Council housing usually requires spending years on a waiting list, as demand is far greater than supply.

    20. Re:Geolock Porn by lucien86 · · Score: 1

      It has nothing to do with housing status Chav is simply a particular kind of low level criminal.. basically what we might would call street scum. They are also a grouping a bit like Skinheads or Mods or Rockers or Goths with a particular fashion look. There are lots of different types of chav - from people who just dress in chav fashion, to pot heads and junkies, all the way to violent thugs and real criminals. Kind of like a white version of US rap culture.. Classic example of US Chav - Britney Spears.

      BTW labelling them as 'council housed' suggests the author is on the UK far right - version of Tea Party, Murdock newspaper reader..

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  2. Blocking access by Dan+East · · Score: 2

    And how exactly do you block access? Politics and policy aside, from the technical viewpoint, what he proposes is not possible. One country cannot get worldwide cooperation of every single adult website to honor this opt-in policy. Keyword based filters cannot work with encrypted traffic. Whitelisting or blacklisting would be such a massive undertaking as to never be effective. There's just no way to even do what he's advocating.

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    1. Re:Blocking access by arbiter1 · · Score: 1

      It would be done by the ISP of the device itself. they would run a web filter at their end for it.

    2. Re:Blocking access by TWX · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And suddenly extremely low-cost proxy services would be offered, so that people wouldn't have to register with the government to see pictures of naked people.

      I'm still waiting for the definition of pornography. Does William Adolphe Bouguereau's A Young Girl Defending Herself Against Eros qualify? How about the work of Spencer Tunick? How about Tennis Girl by Martin Elliott?

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    3. Re:Blocking access by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      The trick is that you don't need to get perfect results:

      It is definitely not the case that you can be perfect results(given that we don't even have an unambiguous definition of what we seek to block, of course it isn't going to work); but even quite primitive filters will hit some stuff. This allows you to tell the Daily Mail readers that Something Is Being Done, just as it ought to.

      Next, the real fun begins: various smartass nerds and/or concerned parents will point out instances where your glorious purity filter has failed. What's to be done?

      Sort into two categories:

      1. Porn site/source has violated some aspect of your broadly worded law and has some operations, persons, or assets in the UK or cooperative jurisdictions. Solution? A nice, soothing, show trial, followed by satisfied preening.

      2. For technical, legal, or jurisdictional reasons, no penalty can be applied. Decry the depravity of the situation, where the wicked jeer as the good stand helpless, and announce that New Powers Are Needed. Announce bill to expand powers, decry opponents as pedophiles and enemies of decency, families, and the children.

      You just can't lose. Sure, you wont' actually stop all the porn; but who cares?

    4. Re:Blocking access by penguinoid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And as a bonus, giving the government the right to filter your content at the ISP level comes with a free promise not to abuse that power.

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    5. Re:Blocking access by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And how exactly do you block access?

      You're assuming that blocking access is the goal. In fact, the primary goal is likely increased Internet monitoring and surveillance; expansion of police powers.

    6. Re:Blocking access by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 5, Interesting

      And how exactly do you block access?

      Easy. You call up the US vendor that sold China their Great Firewall and order another one. This one will be cheap, considering the UK's population is a fraction that of China.

      And yes, you can hire enough busy-body bureaucrats to keep the blacklists up to date. China does. Think of it as a jobs program. If there's one thing history has shown, it's that 10% of the population is willing, eager, and waiting to oppress the other 90%, "for their own good." That plus a tiny number of sociopathic opportunists is all you need to get it done.

      I'm sure when it's in place that the UK will become a beacon of morality for all the world to admire. Kind of like the Victorian era.</sarcasm>

    7. Re:Blocking access by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Try turning the safe search filter on for google search and search for it. Thats essentially all this will be other than filtered at the ISP instead of a search engine.

      Most people don't even know google turns this filter on by default. Other search engines do the same. Its not much different and any government wanting to know if you specify are a pervert will either get your records from Google or find the info on the computer / device itself and possibly without your knowledge.

      Some ISP spam filters operate in the same way. On by default and push porn to the spam filter inbox.

    8. Re:Blocking access by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      They can block the proxies too. You try accessing Hulu through a proxy from outside the US, for example. All it takes is for someone to say "if you're using a proxy you obviously have something to hide and therefore must be evil".

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    9. Re:Blocking access by Dunbal · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That promise also comes pre-broken, just so you don't have to worry about them breaking it.

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    10. Re:Blocking access by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      And suddenly extremely low-cost proxy services would be offered, so that people wouldn't have to register with the government to see pictures of naked people.

      And just as suddenly those extremly low-cost proxy serviced might be blocked?

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    11. Re:Blocking access by Visarga · · Score: 1

      > I'm sure when it's in place that the UK will become a beacon of morality for all the world to admire.

      Just like arab nations who have been blocking porn since forever. Falling in their footsteps.

    12. Re:Blocking access by Falos · · Score: 1

      Superevil.

      Like, a druglord pedorist selling illegal DVDs of terrible movies. Who kicks puppies even before you can.

      And that's why I didn't need a warrant, Your Honor.

    13. Re:Blocking access by itzly · · Score: 1

      No, the government will start offering low-cost proxy services that keep a detailed log of all your traffic.

    14. Re:Blocking access by Malc · · Score: 1

      I'm still waiting for the definition of pornography. Does William Adolphe Bouguereau's A Young Girl Defending Herself Against Eros qualify? How about the work of Spencer Tunick? How about Tennis Girl by Martin Elliott?

      Instead of speculating, why don't you look at the British statute books? Wouldn't you expect the same law(s) for print, film and television for instance to apply or at least be a starting point?

    15. Re:Blocking access by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Everyone in the UK should be using a VPN service already. They are inexpensive and will help block various levels of spying and monitoring, as well as providing a clean, unmolested internet feed.

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    16. Re:Blocking access by Cyberdyne · · Score: 1

      Easy. You call up the US vendor that sold China their Great Firewall and order another one. This one will be cheap, considering the UK's population is a fraction that of China.

      Already done: TalkTalk (arguably the UK's worst ISP in general, as well as being the first to jump on the government's bandwagon) spent many millions of pounds (described in a related court case as "an eight figure sum") importing a horribly flawed censorship system from Huawei, which is one of the Chinese manufacturers of part of the Great Firewall.

      A few principled UK ISPs are standing up to censorship, and still offering unfiltered services - though I do fear Cameron will attack them for it now: like most bullies, he can't handle criticism or opposition.

    17. Re:Blocking access by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      This especially includes video monitoring. The UK has a television tax, called the "television license fee". It's still a tax, and it's used to help fund the BBC and other government sponsored media. This tax is being skipped more and more with modern computers downloading video directly, and the DRM on British television is being evaded more and more and the broadcasts being retransmitted live, around the world. The problems of collecting the tax are compunded by home entertainment systems no longer being CRT based and easily detected by the scanning vans.

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    18. Re:Blocking access by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      You know I don't REALLY kick puppies right? :)

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    19. Re:Blocking access by oobayly · · Score: 1

      From what I recall, whilst scanning for CRTs was technically feasible, simply parking an empty van with "TV licensing detector" written on the side was the a far easier and cheaper method.

    20. Re:Blocking access by FireFury03 · · Score: 1

      This allows you to tell the Daily Mail readers that Something Is Being Done, just as it ought to.

      Well, right up until the Daily Mail gets blocked... and given how offensive the lies the DM peddle are, it really should by any kind of "offensive content" filter.

    21. Re:Blocking access by liquidsin · · Score: 1

      exactly my thought; just try to imagine how much a politician wants a list of every citizen who opted in for porn.

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    22. Re:Blocking access by smugfunt · · Score: 1

      Solution? A nice, soothing, show trial, followed by satisfied preening.

      In practice it is increasingly difficult to get a successful prosecution for (non-kiddy) porn in the UK, especially if there is a jury involved. Even possessors of 'extreme' gay porn will be acquitted if they plead not-guilty.

    23. Re:Blocking access by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      pornography: the graphic depiction of consenting adults engaged in sexual activity.

      Good enough?

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  3. Is this actually important to DC? by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 2

    I would suggest that this might be an issue that David Cameron used for the elections and for politics and that it isn't a core issue that he'll defend against such pushback.

    1. Re:Is this actually important to DC? by jandersen · · Score: 1

      I would suggest that this might be an issue that David Cameron used for the elections and for politics and that it isn't a core issue that he'll defend against such pushback.

      I think it is quite important - as a diversion tactic. He doesn't want people to catch on to the fact that the Conservatives are selling off public assets as part of a larger, ideologically motivated strategy. I won't deny that they and the Liberal Democrats have done a reasonable job of handling the crisis, in as much as they have done at least part of what had to be done, but they have moved on from the pragmatic running of the country, to a targeted implementation of ideology, and that will inevitably hurt society. This is not because Conservative ideology is worse than the others, but because ideology tends to ignore reality.

      The Conservatives have this romantic notion of 'Big Society', which in their minds means that charities, voluntary work etc should cover for more and more things, and the state should not - something I find rather disturbing; presumably if you fall through the 'Big Society' safety net, you are free to go and sell your body to scientific experiments? Another one that sounds a bit hollow is their being the party for 'Working People' - not 'The Working Class', note - which one suspects may mean they are in favour exclusively of people being in work, so you are not on benefits. Thus, changing the benefit system so people are forced to take shitty jobs far below their abilities, because there simply isn't anything else, will be 'For Working People', right?

  4. Or.... by thegarbz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Or we could just stop raising a country of sexually reclusive prudes who are ashamed of their own body and freak out at the through of seeing nipple.

    Funny side anecdote: I was in Bad Hofgastein in Austria skiing and after a long day on the slopes I went down to the wellness centre for an evening of sauna. There was a British woman shouting at the receptionist that it is absolutely unacceptable that she was kicked out for wearing swimmers in the sauna area. There were a lot of naked men and women standing around quite bemused.

    1. Re:Or.... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Yeah British women are all disgusting. Seriously there are plenty of Americans with bad teeth too.

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    2. Re:Or.... by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

      I hate to agree with a 'prude' but if she's not comfortable having her body naked, that's her own issue. I understand people who want to be naked can / should be able to in such an environment - but to force others to have to do it? Sorry I'm not seeing the humour.

    3. Re:Or.... by JanneM · · Score: 2

      You don't bring swimwear into a sauna. If she isn't comfortable being nude there are multiple other ways to refresh yourself, in the pool, showers or wherever. Nobody forced her into the sauna in the first place.

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    4. Re:Or.... by JanneM · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You follow the local accepted customs, whether you think they are ridiculous or not.

      Let's take a parallel situation: In some countries, such as Australia I believe, you wear your shoes indoor. In some countries, such as Japan or my native Sweden, you always take them off.

      If you come to either country, would you find it acceptable to basically say "In Australia we always wear our shoes indoor. If you want to take them off, no issue. Why should I be forced to take them off?". Then proceed to try to walk in wearing your outdoor shoes? Would you be surprised if you were (politely in Japan, not so politely in Sweden) thrown out as a result?

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    5. Re:Or.... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      There's a reason for the bad teeth thing. Cosmetic dentistry is far more popular in the US. Most teeth naturally have a yellow tint and a few crocked angles - but in the US, any person of public prominence is expected to have that fixed for a perfect pearly-white smile. The British look bad in comparison.

    6. Re:Or.... by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      the domestic water supply is saturated with fluorine as well, which is an aggressive demineraliser.

      Thus far I've avoided the need for expensive cosmetic implants with calcium chew supplements. Yep, basically I chew chalk.

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    7. Re:Or.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why should you be FORCED to be naked?

      Because the clorine stuck to your swimwear gives poinsonous fumes in the heat of the sauna?

    8. Re:Or.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is a colossally ignorant post. Fluroine is an agressive demineraliser, but there isn't any fluorine in tap water; however there is fluoride, the ionized form of fluorine, which is used as a treatment to increase the rate of remineralisation of teeth and hence added in small amount to tap water as a prophylactic.

    9. Re:Or.... by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      Everyone in my sauna in Australia wears swimwear.

      Yeah sorry to break it to you but I have been in Australia for a good 25 years now and I have never experienced a proper sauna. What we call a sauna is a pale imitation to the saunas in European countries.

      So 2 things about your post:
      1. Can I be naked? Why should I be forced to wear cloths? It comes down to locally accepted ways of doing things. Me showing up and getting my cock out at your clothed sauna would be just as frowned upon. The local ways and customs need to be upheld. Don't want to take your cloths off? Find a sauna that suits *your* way of doing things.

      2. We're in Australia. We are not in any way better than or less prude than the UK. The anti-sex hysteria here is just as alive and well as it is over there. The topic of banning hardcore pornography on the internet or adding opt in filters have been raised by both the Libs (sometime in the 2000s) and by Labour only 4 years ago.

    10. Re:Or.... by delt0r · · Score: 1

      I lived in Austria for a number of years. They just don't give a shit about nudity. If you tried to get attention by protesting naked, people would probably not even notice. When shopping with my daughter (teenager at the time) one of her friends couldn't find a cubicle to get changed in, so she just got changed in the shop, including a bra.

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    11. Re:Or.... by delt0r · · Score: 1

      Germans and Austrians are really funny about rules, typically made up one at that. Like you *must* be naked in a sauna or you get rabbies or something. Or if wind blows on your neck you die (Zugluft).

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    12. Re:Or.... by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

      In Europe (or at least in the Nordic / Scandinavian countries) a Sauna is not just a place to relax in but it's a place where you get to get clean. Historically Saunas where used before the invention of the shower or the bath tub. And I don't think that you shower or batch with your swimwear on in order to get clean in Australia?

    13. Re:Or.... by discord5 · · Score: 1

      You follow the local accepted customs, whether you think they are ridiculous or not.

      "When in Rome, do as Romans do" works for simple examples, but some customs go far beyond what I feel is acceptable.

      Let's take a parallel situation: In some countries, such as Australia I believe, you wear your shoes indoor. In some countries, such as Japan or my native Sweden, you always take them off.

      I'm glad you brought up Japan as an example, because it allows me to take the analogy a step further. One such example is during a long stay in Japan, one of the people I was working with offered to take me to a restaurant where they would serve whale meat as one of the dishes. While I have no love for organizations such as Greenpeace, one has to be ignorant of the state of the world not to realize the precarious state of whales in the oceans. You now have two options really: accept the invitation and take part of the economy that thrives on making a species extinct, or decline and risk in offending your host and business partner.

      Now, you can argue that neither accepting or declining will change the fact that the whale is dead and the meat will either be eaten or discarded anyway, and I could not argue with you on that point because obviously the whale will not be killed solely on my account. On the other hand, taking part in eating the whale meat could be interpreted as being okay with Japans policy on whale hunting "for scientific purposes", and on top of that you become (an albeit insignificantly small) part of the "demand" side of the economics justifying the sustained whale hunt. Does your choice in such matters change anything? Unlikely, and hardly the point, but it is a matter of principle.

      There are plenty of examples of behavior in other cultures that I find from my own point of view at best "unwise" and at worst "unacceptable". While most people will agree that taking off your shoes inside someone's home is neither, and is just a custom you should just respect, I do not feel obligated to take part in things I find unacceptable by my own standards and morals.

      I've spent quite some time there, and there are many things I find "unwise" or "unacceptable" with my own cultural background, and their own vision on some of these matters is often very divided, but each subject generates the same response which borders on apathy "It can't be helped" or "It is the way it is" from either camp. Now, it's not up to me to decide what views a culture should adopt or what is morally right or wrong, and that's probably for the best, but I personally refuse to take part in something that I find fundamentally wrong.

      That said, there are many aspects of other cultures that could enrich our own cultures, and I don't think looking over our cultural borders every now and then and meeting eachother half way is a bad idea.

    14. Re:Or.... by houghi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      People who were not persuaded by marketing, like me.

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    15. Re:Or.... by JanneM · · Score: 1

      So, you were offered to go to a restaurant that offers whale meat. And as it's against your principles, you declined. Just as the woman simply should have declined the sauna.

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    16. Re:Or.... by wasteoid · · Score: 1

      Tracking dirt inside the house with your outdoor shoes is not the same as being compelled to be naked in front of strangers.

    17. Re:Or.... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      Just think how many cups of tea the average Brit gets through in a day.

    18. Re:Or.... by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 2

      Not to mention the fact that - who drinks tapwater nowadays?

      Anyone that doesn't want to kill the environment by buying plastic bottles of tap water?

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    19. Re:Or.... by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

      both

    20. Re:Or.... by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

      So there is no public shared showers in Australian bath houses?

    21. Re:Or.... by delt0r · · Score: 1

      No i mean zugluft. that is what they call it. Sure its a draft. But in Bavaria and Austria that is what its called.

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    22. Re:Or.... by delt0r · · Score: 1

      LOL.. you said facts with nothing but anecdotal evidence. I mean please explain the mechanism on how you get sick if you are exposed to a air current! Bear in mind that in some countries air condition is set up to blow a because they don't get all Zugluft about shit (japan for example). In fact my anecdotal evidence suggest 100% correlation with speaking German.

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  5. LOL democracy! by BringMyShuttle · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Cameron is staunchly anti-freedom. What's tragic is a majority of British liked this and voted for the man and those that didn't are forced at gunpoint to come along for the ride.

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    “Democracy ... wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There is never a democracy that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams

    “Democracy is the most vile form of government... democracies have ever been spectacles of turbulence and contention... incompatible with personal security or the rights of property.” —James Madison

    “The majority, oppressing an individual, is guilty of a crime, abuses its strength, and ... breaks up the foundations of society.” —Thomas Jefferson

    http://democracyisnotfreedom.c... https://encyclopediadramatica....

    1. Re:LOL democracy! by godel_56 · · Score: 1

      Cameron is staunchly anti-freedom. What's tragic is a majority of British liked this and voted for the man and those that didn't are forced at gunpoint to come along for the ride. "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill “Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.” —Ben Franklin “The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.” —Thomas Jefferson “Democracy ... wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There is never a democracy that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams “Democracy is the most vile form of government... democracies have ever been spectacles of turbulence and contention... incompatible with personal security or the rights of property.” —James Madison “The majority, oppressing an individual, is guilty of a crime, abuses its strength, and ... breaks up the foundations of society.” —Thomas Jefferson http://democracyisnotfreedom.c... https://encyclopediadramatica....

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    2. Re:LOL democracy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      To be clear, the Cameron's "majority" was only a third. Two thirds of the country are hostage to this unrepresentative farce. Yey first-past-the-post!

    3. Re:LOL democracy! by grahammm · · Score: 3, Informative

      Cameron is staunchly anti-freedom. What's tragic is a majority of British liked this and voted for the man and those that didn't are forced at gunpoint to come along for the ride.

      No, the majority of the the British people did not vote for him. Firstly, only about 65% of those eligible voted and of those only 36% voted conservative. So less than one quarter of those registered to vote voted for him.

    4. Re:LOL democracy! by gerddie · · Score: 1

      [...]

      “Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.” —Ben Franklin

      [...]

      “The majority, oppressing an individual, is guilty of a crime, abuses its strength, and ... breaks up the foundations of society.” —Thomas Jefferson

      That's why you really want a consensus democracy:

      Consensus democracy is the application of consensus decision-making to the process of legislation in a democracy. It is characterized by a decision-making structure which involves and takes into account as broad a range of opinions as possible, as opposed to systems where minority opinions can potentially be ignored by vote-winning majorities.

  6. I don't get it. by antiperimetaparalogo · · Score: 1

    the EU could make it illegal for ISPs and mobile companies to automatically block access to obscene material. Rather than implementing a default block on pornography, the Council of the European Union believes that users should opt in to web filtering and be able to opt out again at any time

    O.K., this is better than the opposite (i.e., "blocked by default unless users specifically requested access to it"), but does this means that "the EU could make it illegal for ISPs and mobile companies to NOT automatically block access to obscene material if users OPT IN to web filtering"? (for the record: i believe that ISP's should -try to- block access to such materials if users ask for it)

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    1. Re:I don't get it. by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 2

      (for the record: i believe that ISP's should -try to- block access to such materials if users ask for it)

      If you believe that, then you have failed to understand the Internet at a profoundly fundamental level.

      The Internet was designed from the very beginning for all of the intelligence to be at the edges. The network itself is supposed to be as dumb as it is possible to be while still moving everybody's packets around. If you want censorship, it's your job to implement it on the tiny little network in your house, or even individual nodes on that network, and leave everyone else alone. No one else should be spending any CPU time for what you want.

    2. Re:I don't get it. by antiperimetaparalogo · · Score: 1, Redundant

      (for the record: i believe that ISP's should -try to- block access to such materials if users ask for it)

      If you believe that, then you have failed to understand the Internet at a profoundly fundamental level.

      The Internet was designed from the very beginning for all of the intelligence to be at the edges. The network itself is supposed to be as dumb as it is possible to be while still moving everybody's packets around. If you want censorship, it's your job to implement it on the tiny little network in your house, or even individual nodes on that network, and leave everyone else alone. No one else should be spending any CPU time for what you want.

      I had a VERY small part in helping the first Greek real ISP build its network - i know the network fundamentals (if you read carefully you will notice that i wrote "try to"), but i also know that most "internet" users dont know anything about networking. You must understand that censorship is a very strong word to use for cases like, e.g., a parent who does not know about packets/node/networks asking his ISP to block porn - and ISPs have enough CPU time to -try to- help. Just because YOU know about networks, does not mean everyone knows about them - and for many people, having an ISP helping its customers block porn is customer service.

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  7. new alternative union by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny

    UK & Greece: no porn and no money.

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    1. Re:new alternative union by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      Wonder how large a percentage of GDP pr0n origination is for Ukraine, Hungary, and the Czech republic?

  8. Re:Make it a required choice on signup. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    No, the sensible thing is for the ISP to be a dumb pipe and nothing more.

  9. They're your damned kids, your damned problem ... by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The world should not be set up safe as a default for you and your fucking whiny children.

    The moral upbringing of your children in a sealed bubble which keeps the world at bay is your damned problem.

    Every parent who insists the world be made sanitized for you and your precious little snowflake can piss off.

    You want a nanny internet, you take the time to sign up for it and request it. But if you think the rest of the world should have to opt-in ... you can fuck off and leave the rest of us out of it.

    I'm s sick of idiotic parents who think the world should change to protect their children. We don't give a crap, they're not our kids ... on behalf of parent-less couples everywhere, this is your fucking problem not ours.

    I won't moderate my behavior for my mother. If you think I'll do it for you and your brood of annoying children ... well, ask me. I dare you. Because they'll learn every possible bad word as well as hearing them used in complete sentences.

    If you think the world should tiptoe around you and your kids ... you're too stupid to have kids.

    Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker and tits. Fuck you, fuck off, go the fuck away, and don't make me tell you again.

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  10. The Internet Is For Porn! by duke_cheetah2003 · · Score: 3, Funny

    David Cameron needs to watch this video.

  11. Wow by Snotnose · · Score: 1

    Just a minute ago I was reading about trannie mosquitos, now I read the EU wants to protect the average brit's right to fap to trannie mosquito porn.

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  12. Re:They're your damned kids, your damned problem . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I can't speak for other countries, but here in the US, making porn is in no way illegal so the actresses are free to peruse legal help if that were the case. And also, due to regulation, regular STD checks are mandatory and if a positive test comes up, the entire industry is halted until the breadth of the problem is determined. So at least in the US, all the points you made are nothing but FUD. And I believe the US is one of the largest porn producers in the world.

  13. Split by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    I am split. On one hand I support freedom of speech and I think it would be nice to enforce it. On the other hand I support Democracy and if the Brits want to restrict freedom of speech, an outer undemocratic body like EU should not be able to bar them.

    But after some though, I think that there should be no natural laws. People sovereignty should be the source of any law and therefore Democracy should trump freedom of speech. After all in a democratic regime, freedom of speech restriction wan be overturned later by another sovereign decisionn therefore it is no big deal.

    1. Re:Split by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Undemocratic? Just because the only people who turn out to vote for MEPs are - for some perverse reason - UKIP supporters doesn't make the European undemocratic, just barely representative.

  14. He only needs to be seen trying by Brulath · · Score: 2

    As is typical for politicians of his breed, he only needs to be seen to be trying to implement an Internet filter. He doesn't need to pass it to be seen to be doing something by those people he's trying to win votes from, and if he doesn't succeed he'll be able to rally them again next election and win their votes. Failing to create a workable solution and being able to blame the European Union is probably highly beneficial to him, politicially.

  15. Ho hum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "we need to protect our children from hardcore pornography"
    Typical conservative "save the children" bullshit. What we actually need to do is educate children that "hard-core" pornography is not real. That it's the equivalent of a sexual cartoon for not very grown up grown ups, and that for the vast majority of people sex doesn't work that way.

    1. Re:Ho hum by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Actually the legal difference between hard core and soft core, is that the latter is simulated, the former is technically "real". That is, for example, showing an actual erection would count as hard core pornography.

      But yeah, porn is inherently unrealistic: the pizza delivery guy never arrives that quickly after you place your order...

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    2. Re:Ho hum by John+Allsup · · Score: 1

      Trouble is that teaching our kids to tell fantasy from reality would stop them falling for politicians bullshit, thus it would be like turkeys voting for Christmas.

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  16. I don't understand the porn industry. by mark_reh · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There is so much free stuff available (so I've heard ;) ), how does anyone make any money with it at all?
    Who pays for porn with so much free stuff available?
    Is porn just advertising for the actors who engage in for-hire sex with anyone with adequate funds?
    Are us poor slobs just enjoying the commercials while the rich guys get the real stuff?

    1. Re:I don't understand the porn industry. by m00sh · · Score: 2

      There is so much free stuff available (so I've heard ;) ), how does anyone make any money with it at all? Who pays for porn with so much free stuff available? Is porn just advertising for the actors who engage in for-hire sex with anyone with adequate funds? Are us poor slobs just enjoying the commercials while the rich guys get the real stuff?

      There is so much open source and free software available on the internet. Does anyone even make any money selling software?

      There is so much free music. There is so much free movies. So much free news, books, educational material, and so on and so on.

    2. Re:I don't understand the porn industry. by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      Quality and indexing. There's lots of free porn available, but it isn't very well-filed - and if you've any particular desires, you could spend far too long searching for the hot stuff and not enough time enjoying it. Some pay-porn services operate by providing access to well-indexed and often quite specialised fetishes. Even so, the porn industry online has long struggled to get customers to actually pay, and is very heavily dependent upon advertising. This creates another problem for them: Most of the major advertising companies have a 'no porn' policy, so porn site operators (Along with piracy site operators) have to go to the lower end of the market where companies are less-than-reputable.

      This is why you see so many porn ads on torrent sites.

    3. Re:I don't understand the porn industry. by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      netflix started out as a distributor of child abuse images, FYI.

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  17. Re:They're your damned kids, your damned problem . by rtb61 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The porn filter and protect the children thing is a straight up lie. It is all about censorship about blocking any ideas that compete with the false ideology of the rich and greedy, that ideology being they want more, more, more. It is all about accidental block sites, union sites, opposition (real opposition) political sites, real news sites, blogs basically anything at all. All so very accidental, then it takes months to unblock and costs thousands of dollars and then it gets accidentally blocked again.

    Reality is, if they are serious about porn, they should simply strip sic it of copyright protection, cripple the ability of corporations to generate a profit from it and with out the profit there is no money to make more. Done and finished.

    Of course it all has nothing what so ever to do with porn, that is a lie. All about blocking the majority from publishing anything and putting the power of publishing content back in the hand of a psychopathically greedy minority.

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  18. Re:Ban the BBC by rossdee · · Score: 1

    I thought Top Gear had ended, after Jeremy Clarkson had a (literal) fight with the producer.

  19. We are not amused by Snufu · · Score: 1

    Someone should gently remind the prime minister that the Victorian era is over.

    1. Re:We are not amused by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      Someone should gently remind the prime minister that the Victorian era is over.

      MP to PM: Sir, I beg leave to inform you that the Victorian era is over.
      PM to MP: Then let the Neo-Victorian era begin!

      God save the Queen! Protect the Falklands! ...... Egad! What happened to the Jewel of the Empire?

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    2. Re:We are not amused by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      However, no entirely insane legislation has come from the EU

      I don't know where to begin with listing insane legislation from the EU. Perhaps banning fencing creosote. Maybe that's OK in dry sunny countries, but not where i live in the hills of Wales where it is much damper than in your "majority of countries" in the EU.

    3. Re:We are not amused by nukenerd · · Score: 2

      Someone should gently remind the prime minister that the Victorian era is over.

      You obviously don't know much about the Victorians.

    4. Re:We are not amused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Perhaps banning fencing creosote.

      Banned? It's just regulated because it's carcinogenic. That said, I do agree that the EU has passed many, many somewhat stupid directives but the consequences are nuisances - not something against fundamental European values of freedom and human rights. This particular plan to block porn is against freedom because it's censorship. Regulating creosote is not. Or the curvature of bananas.

    5. Re:We are not amused by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      Same reason the guy you hired to manage your stock market portfolio gets to decide when you sell Apple.

      They joined the EU, and 100% of membership in that club is agreeing to be that semi-elected EU Bureaucrats and the actually-elected EU Parliament get a lot of say over your national legislation. The pro is that since the same thing applies to every-damn-body, now your businesses/people know what to expect in Denmark, they all have access to the Danish market, etc.

      Noe he could get them out of the EU, and he's actually planning a referendum on the issue, which would make it a moot point. But he probably doesn't want to win that referendum because leaving the EU would guarantee Scots secession, put Wales into play, and do Interesting Things in that place where no-one wants Interesting Things to happen (Northern Ireland).

    6. Re:We are not amused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why should that be a british bureaucrat? I'm as much british as I am European, so quite why someone sharing "British" with me as a nationality should be allowed but someone sharing "European" with me as a nationality isn't.

      And if you say "Because Britain is your COUNTRY", then all that needs to be done is change our country to "Europe" and suddenly there's no problems.

      a) We aren't losing our nationality: it's European.
      b) We aren't being ruled by foreigners: we're European.
      c) We still have our sovereignty: Europoean Sovereignty.
      d) We still have our currency: Euro.

      Quite why you and Cameron banged on about how bad it was for Scotland to leave, or ungrateful for them to want to leave, yet still at the same time bang on about how they want to leave Europe.

      Scotland would be much richer if they kept the oil and gas revenues instead of getting a payback via the Barnett Formula. Which puts the lie to the "But Scotland get more money from us than they pay!".

    7. Re:We are not amused by trewornan · · Score: 1

      The Scots have already had a referendum and decided to stay.

      Still waiting for the rest of the UK to get a referendum on whether to kick them out anyway.

    8. Re:We are not amused by trewornan · · Score: 1

      The Barnett formula has NOTHING to do with oil revenue.

      Always makes me laugh how Scots believe if they got all the oil revenue they'd be rich - despite the economic facts.

      Fuck off and try it then!

      If they really believed it the greedy gits would have voted themselves out of the UK no doubt - truth is they know better.

      I had hoped that once they'd had their referendum they'd shut up their whining - fat chance.

    9. Re:We are not amused by Wheely · · Score: 2

      It is important to be careful when referring to "stupid directives". Most of them are not and the ones that make the headlines are not even true. For example, the banana thing was an attempt by the EU to keep the quality of bananas in the face of sub-standard imports. Interestingly, the legal properties of the banana were taken from the already existing UK regulations.

      Some EU directives discussed are a bit nutty but most of them never make it to being a law.

    10. Re:We are not amused by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      The Scots have already had a referendum and decided to stay.

      Still waiting for the rest of the UK to get a referendum on whether to kick them out anyway.

      They decided to stay partly because they had no fucking clue how the EU membership application of a bunch of Secesh would go. Next year there'll be a Scots Parliamentary election, and when the SNP win they'll have a new mandate for another referendum.

      And even with the UK still in the EU the only demographic that didn't give the SNP an outright majority in the Westminster election were over-60s, who have a tendency to die off.

      So if Cameron's EU-Out referendum results in an out the UK is dead. The Welsh probably start talking secession as well, and a country that includes England and Northern Ireland but neither Wales nor Scotland is ridiculous and probably not viable even before you factor in the Catholic/Republican consistent desire to be united with Ireland proper.

    11. Re:We are not amused by lucien86 · · Score: 1

      In the Victorian era the Conservatives were on the 'other' side. Taking money from the child prostitution industry they fended off age of consent laws for at least 30 years... When I learned it for a while I couldn't help calling them the 'Pedo Party'. (All done in the name of money - in my book that makes them worse than the pedophiles..)

      Given other child sex scandals here in the UK its quite clear that there was a plot right across the establishment, at least up until a few years ago.. hundreds of children trafficked over decades - some murdered - and VIP pedophiles actively protected by the police. Brings a whole new meaning to 'Police Pedophile Unit'.. Then there was Rotherham .. police incompetence honed to an artistic peak . .or collusion..

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    12. Re:We are not amused by lucien86 · · Score: 1

      How about a business form of over 400 pages telling you how they've simplified and made the process of filling in the form easier, and with enough levels of parenthesis and bureaucracy to drive even lawyers crazy... The EU has literally millions of published pages of rules and regulations and its dead weight is completely suffocating Europe..
      Regulating the curvature of bananas is only one among many.. many over demanding rules... Insane no. Dead stupid and vastly over bureaucratic yes.

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  20. Because porn... by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    is just not British!

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  21. World War III by Snufu · · Score: 3, Funny

    Some things are worth dying for.

    1. Re:World War III by phorm · · Score: 1

      Death by snoo snoo?

  22. Different perspectives... by swillden · · Score: 1

    Whatever you think of the various sides of this argument, it's interesting to me to look at how different the sides are.

    The US is, on average, far more concerned about pornography and other sexual issues than the UK, but there is not and never will be any significant discussion of government-mandated filters, outside of specific situations like government-run schools. The reason is our belief in the importance of free speech. Although there are plenty of Americans who would like to ban porn, no one at a national level says it out loud. No one seriously talks about it even at local, highly homogeneous levels, because everyone knows it won't fly.

    The UK is somewhat less prudish than the US, but is perfectly willing to carve out large exceptions to free speech wherever it's convenient. Therefore, British pols do talk seriously about trying to ban porn, except for adults who opt out.

    Europe (as a whole; there are exceptions) is even less concerned about free speech than the UK, but apparently considers porn to be something worth fighting for, to the degree that they're willing to invest at least a little effort in fighting to keep porn available to kids in the UK.

    FWIW, I think porn is bad. Conceptually, there's nothing wrong with human sexuality, but porn presents an extremely distorted view of human sexuality. I think regular consumption of hardcore pornography, particularly by adolescents, skews expectations and perceptions in ways that have negative consequences. That said, I have no interest in trying to ban it. I do filter it on my home network, but that's a half measure which mostly serves as an early warning system (I get notified of attempts to get to porn sites) which offers a chance to talk the issues over if I find my kids looking for it.

    All of which mostly says that I'm a fairly typical American parent: concerned about porn but unwilling to take the strong anti-freedom steps needed to effectively ban it :-)

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    1. Re:Different perspectives... by John+Allsup · · Score: 1

      Likewise spectacles like WWE wrestling present a similarly unrealistic picture of both human physiques, and human fighting, and indeed set a poor example of how to behave if people are looking for examples of how to live. Similarly, superhero movies (very popular at the moment) present a heavily distorted picture of reality. Then professional sports give a simiilary fantastical picture of human fitness and how sports are played, compared to what average players of these sports would be like (and it is unrealistic to expect than any amount of training would get my tennis to the level of Djokovic or Federer). Then in fashion and marketing, unrealistically good looking people and unrealistically good images of products are used to sell things.

      Unreality is omnipresent in today's world, and porn is just one example. If we instinctively think that 'this sort of thing only happens in porn movies, not real life', and likewise 'only top football teams can get away with playing this way -- when I play, I stick to what is realistic', then the many of the issues that porn 'causes' go away. The 'sex addiction' that is sometimes seen with porn can just as readily happen with an overactive imagination, and in any case, anything that placates a strongly dissatisfied sex drive and end up becoming an obsession. (And there are far worse obsessions than porn.)

      The big problem of teaching children to tell fantasy and fiction from reality is one which our education systems desperately need to tackle, but probably won't. Likewise how to prevent the problem of attaching too much unnecessary meaning to things like sex and nudity. In the present world, bringing a new human being into the world is a 20+ year process (building a home, fertilisation, bringing the pregnancy to term, safe delivery, raising the child to maturity). Fertilisatiion is pretty much the most trivially easy of that process, but it is the one to which we have a natural instinctive drive, and it is the one stage over which it is easy to make broad controlling statements from a position of power.

      The european countries have a far better attitude to sex and nudity than the US or UK, and we should seriously learn from them.

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    2. Re:Different perspectives... by swillden · · Score: 1

      I think unrealistic portrayals of sex create bigger problems than those other examples you cite -- though they are problems. The reason I think that is that the other unrealistic portrayals don't affect core human relationships to the same degree. I hope I'm wrong, actually. We'll know in a generation or so.

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    3. Re:Different perspectives... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      In the mainstream media, sex and violence are both tidy and (with rare exceptions) have no lasting consequences. I consider that as dangerous as anything porn can do.

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  23. Re:They're your damned kids, your damned problem . by weilawei · · Score: 1

    +1, Bravo.

  24. Whales by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    it's a few big spenders. In the game industry they call them "Whales". That and spyware/viruses selling scams that folks fall for.

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  25. No sex we're British! by quax · · Score: 1
  26. Just let him try by SlovakWakko · · Score: 1

    This is beyond futile, but at least it will greatly advance image recognition. Maybe they could also differentiate the ban by actual scene properties and try to vary them every week (like having a BBC week, ATM week, etc.) - that would be really useful.

    1. Re:Just let him try by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Would a porn identification program be a 'pornograph?'

    2. Re:Just let him try by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      Dunno, but my cousin once was a member of Pornosheriff (band)

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  27. terrible idea, already fucked up by ihtoit · · Score: 3, Interesting

    UK ISPs already block certain traffic. Not necessarily bittorrent either. I've had more than a few blogs blocked not because of morally questionable content, but because of politically questionable content.

    The message here from Europe, is that you can watch a video of a woman getting fucked up the arse but you can't watch a Youtube of someone with a beef against the British Government. It's starting to sound more like the West's vision of North Korea every day, but there it is.

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    1. Re:terrible idea, already fucked up by umafuckit · · Score: 1

      Which anti-government Youtube videos have been blocked in the UK?

    2. Re:terrible idea, already fucked up by abies · · Score: 1

      'Someone with beef against government' may mean someone explaining how to make 2 tons of explosives and where to park them in Westminster to cause maximum damage.

    3. Re:terrible idea, already fucked up by LordWabbit2 · · Score: 1

      So, what if it does? Where do you draw the line? Who gets to decide what is acceptable and what is not acceptable. You could go to a pub and chat to someone who will explain how to make an explosive from fertilizer and diesel. Are we going to ban pubs as well now? In fact if we ever meet in a pub I can tell you exactly how to make an explosive, down to the detonator and timers, as well as ensuring you get maximum shrapnel. Doesn't mean I'm going to do it, doesn't mean you are going to do it, we're just having a fucken conversation. When you start limiting what people can or cannot even talk about it's a very slippery slope. If you are worried about your kids "accidently" finding porn on the internet then they should not be on the internet in the first place. Don't start blocking everyone because of parents who can't raise their fucken kids properly.

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    4. Re:terrible idea, already fucked up by ihtoit · · Score: 2

      I shot a documentary with the father of a little girl who had been abducted by two social workers and four police officers in Suffolk; we had his evidence in the video, we had a prima facie case against the State for child trafficking - we only did the video because the police didn't want to know and neither did the criminal courts, but they sure had something to say when the video went up. Something about bringing harm to MY family. Next thing I know, my primary blog is taken down by Wordpress, my Youtube accounts are shitcanned and I'm getting angry phone calls from colleagues over in Canada saying that they're getting pressure to remove content with me in it.

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    5. Re:terrible idea, already fucked up by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      So where can we see this video? Or did you give in and keep it offline?

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    6. Re:terrible idea, already fucked up by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      there is a perpetual injunction on it. Ask why, go on I double dog dare you.

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    7. Re:terrible idea, already fucked up by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Can you cite the injunction then? It should be a matter of public record that the decision was made, and the reasons why.

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    8. Re:terrible idea, already fucked up by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      I could but as is the nature of superinjunctions you won't find it on BAILII.

      There are, however, news articles on the couple and their children, such as this one: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new... and there is mention of them by name on Hansard: http://www.publications.parlia... (John Hemming at Col. 243) and by Tim Yeo at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?... (25 November 2009 Adjournment Debate, 2-part video)

      FYI, public family law matters are held to Chatham House rules (no discussion outside the Chamber) in Star Chambers (secret courts illegal since 1640 yet Kennth Clarke has claimed that right thinking people should accept their return - sensibly, as justice must be SEEN to be done, this has not come to pass for criminal courts YET). The public are not generally given access to the hearings nor to judgements in non-anonymised (read: nonadulterated) form.

      In addition to the Chatham House Rule, there is also a clause in the Children Act 1989 (section 97) that prohibits discussion of live cases in public.

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    9. Re:terrible idea, already fucked up by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      That is extremely fucked up. Thanks.

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  28. Re:Can somone aware me... by ihtoit · · Score: 1

    there's no such thing as "child porn". It's "CHILD ABUSE".

    Pornography is the graphical depiction of consenting adults engaged in sexual activity. Don't take my word for it, go grab your dictionary and look it up yourself.

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  29. The big elephant in the room. by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

    Is there any evidence - I mean serious, well-studied, scientific evidence - that access to pornography is that harmful?

    I've seen a lot of scaremongering. I've seen a lot of anecdotal accounts too, plenty of people sharing their personal stories of how porn ruined their mind and their life. But what I've not seen is serious data - the few bits of real research I've found are rather dubious in methodology, and tend to be carried out by the type of organisation with 'family' in the name that can hardly be called unbiased.

    If pornography was one-tenth as harmful as anti-pornography campaigners claim, western civilisation would have collapsed by now - just about everyone has access to it and yet, somehow, the incidence of rape is actually going down. Yet the assumption remains unchallenged, because it's just too socially and politically awkward: Anyone who dares so much as suggest that maybe pornography isn't a terrible threat to children risks being branded as supporting child molestation. Society has reached the witch-hunt level: Anyone who questions the validity of the witch-hunt risks being accused of supporting the witches.

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  31. Re:They're your damned kids, your damned problem . by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We need to define a "cameron" as a particularly distasteful (to prudes) sex act so that it gets blocked by the porn filter. I suggest something scatalogical. He is a little shit, after all...

    Would be nice to get May in on the action too. Some porn star should use her name. The chaos caused if we could get "may" into the filter would be hilarious.

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  32. Re:The big elephant in the room is big in Japan. by roger10-4 · · Score: 1

    FYI..."husbandry" is "the cultivation and production of edible crops or of animals for food; agriculture; farming." (Dictionary.com).

  33. Clever tactic by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    I predict that one of the "great concessions" that David Cameron will gain from Europe will be permission to block porn. They will probably come up with a whole load more things that they won't sweat about dropping so that David can go back with a long list and gleefully declare that his negotiations have been very successful, whereas in reality he won't have gained many of his important targets

  34. Re:They're your damned kids, your damned problem . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    > We need to define a "cameron" as a particularly distasteful (to prudes) sex act so that it gets blocked by the porn filter. I suggest something scatalogical. He is a little shit, after all...

    Look up the old Scientology filter software, described at http://www.xenu.net/archive/ev.... The CensorWare software was embedded in the "creat a website" kit they were giving their own members, trying to flood Google searches and prevent access to the cult's inner secrets about the galactic emperor, Xenu. Hysterically, they had my name in their filter list, mis-spelled.

  35. Try the BBC porn website! by Richard+Kirk · · Score: 1

    No, it doesn't exist. But maybe it ought to...

    The problem: lots of nasty porn where men do nasty things to ladies, and no-one seems to be smiling or enjoying themselves. Lots of poking things where they simply don't belong. LIttle information or education on how to have more fun and possibly do less harm.

    The non-solution: try and filter it out. We know this does not work, and it is unrealistic to believe it may work in the future. It is also a restriction of liberty. The only thing it might do is generate a billion pound a year industry for banning people from the internet, and then charging them to get their case heard for reconnection. That's a winner for our overlords, but not for us.

    The solution: create a better alternative. Have some independent but public body such as the BBC curate a body of knowledge and images about people doing the sexy that is representative of best practice. It should not completely exclude the more iffy stuff, but it should not dominate the regular stuff either. While ladies may prefer to read rather than look at images, such as images as there are should reflect their interests too, rather than having two models servicing some dumpy man. This would not restrict anyone's liberties because the other stuff is still there.

    It won't happen because, you know, politics and democracy and stuff. But maybe it ought to.

    1. Re:Try the BBC porn website! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It needn't work. It only has to convince people who know even less about the internet than Cameron (scary as it may sound, those people exist) to vote for him.

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  36. Re:Ask Abu Hamsa about allowed speech and the USA. by swillden · · Score: 1

    Oh, I'm not claiming there are no problems. Clearly the US does have some big issues at present with some particular forms of restriction of free speech. I'm fairly confident that will get sorted out over the course of the next couple of decades, though. The pendulum is swinging that direction. Not that perfection will ever be achieved, but there really is a strong bias towards protecting freedom of expression.

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  37. Re:Ask Abu Hamsa about allowed speech and the USA. by swillden · · Score: 1

    One more point: I find your choice of example to be odd, because the US charges against Hamsa have nothing to do with speech; they're about kidnapping and conspiracy to commit murder. The UK's charges against Hamsa are largely speech-related.

    Manning or Snowden would have been better examples.

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  38. Re:They're your damned kids, your damned problem . by wasteoid · · Score: 1

    I have kids and I agree with you. Teach your kids to adapt to the world, not try to force the rest of the world to adapt to brats who have an unrealistic perspective.

    Also, earmuffs!

    :-)

  39. Re:They're your damned kids, your damned problem . by Wheely · · Score: 1

    Harsh but fair

  40. Re:They're your damned kids, your damned problem . by Wheely · · Score: 1

    Did prohibition of alcohol work well?

  41. The Cameron by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    I propose this as the name of the SI unit for the minimum distance between two blunders.

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  42. Re:Old news and not causing a problem in the UK by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    It's not. There has never been, and will never be, a way to keep a hormone driving teenager away from sex. You're trying to fight nature's most powerful instinct. Are you nuts? Or do you just enjoy running your head in on windmills?

    Well, to each their own, but some people really have weird kinks...

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  43. Re:Right wing nuts by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    What I really would love to know is why it's always, without fail, the conservatives who want more censorship while at the same time it is, again without fail, the conservatives who end up in weird revelations concerning nasty sexual perversions that even a long term internet user would consider ... at the very least a reason to back away slowly from them?

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  44. blackmail? by chilenexus · · Score: 1

    This seems like a ready-made tool for blackmail and extortion. It creates a list of everyone in the country that wants access to online porn of any sort. What are the odds that no one with access to such a list would ever have any inclination to misuse it? For example, threatening to leak a relevant portion of the list to a local church group or to your employers?

    Society doesn't need to construct more barriers to use to separate people.

  45. And on a related note... by advocate_one · · Score: 1

    Virgin Media in the UK just turned their safe filter ON and I had to click the no box on the page they were displaying to disable the filtering...

    who knows what the heck they're really filtering behind the scenes... all IS related sites? anything anti-government?

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  46. Re:They're your damned kids, your damned problem . by OutOnARock · · Score: 1

    ....and tits shouldn't even be on the list......

    sounds like a snack.....yeah yeah I know it is...

    tater tits

    i miss George.....

  47. Re:They're your damned kids, your damned problem . by OutOnARock · · Score: 1

    two girls one cup....now see the movie

    starring Cameron May and Cheney Bush

  48. Re:They're your damned kids, your damned problem . by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    is everyone supposed to just assume that one phenomenon somehow doesn't feed into the other?

    Unless you can demonstrate that pornography does indeed cause sex slavery, yes, people are supposed to assume that. You're proposing violating freedom of speech and expression, so it's up to you to show that pornography does indeed have the consequences you list.

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  49. Re:They're your damned kids, your damned problem . by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    You expect somebody to sit through a ninety-minute presentation before disagreeing with you? I don't agree that that is reasonable.

    As far as the State Department goes, those are fairly long reports. Could you indicate where they mention pornography, to facilitate the conversation?

    Look, everybody here thinks human trafficking is bad, and nonconsensual sex is bad. We just aren't convinced that porn causes that.

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  50. Re:They're your damned kids, your damned problem . by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    What you have completely failed to show is that pornography encourages despicable behavior. Perhaps it serves as something of a relief, bleeding off internal pressures that would otherwise induce sex crimes. If porn caused sex crimes, I'd expect to see some correlation between sex crimes and porn. Recently, porn has become more and more accessible, and sex crime rates have fallen. This is hardly proof, but it is evidence that porn doesn't cause sex crimes.

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