Apple Design Guru Jony Ive Named Chief Design Officer
An anonymous reader writes: Jony Ive, Apple's senior VP of design has been promoted to the role of Chief Design Officer. Ive became Apple's chief of industrial design in 1997. Under Ive's direction, Apple's put out an impressive list of products including the iMac, iPod, and iPad. "In this new role, he will focus entirely on current design projects, new ideas and future initiatives," said chief executive Tim Cook in a memo. "Jony is one of the most talented and accomplished designers of his generation, with an astonishing 5,000 design and utility patents to his name."
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Here at Slashdot we have great respect for you Jony. Go design patents, go!
A pay raise. You don't want Johnathan Ive working for a competitor.
I can't stand the guy, he acts almost in love with the stuff he designs? Apple to me has gone from building eloquent well designed hardware. To fluffy impractical hardware for the wealthy geek 1%. Does anyone remember how a Power Mac used to be a power house of computing? Now it resembles something like a vase for flowers. With no potential to ever upgrade graphics or CPU. Or how about the new Macbook with one USB C port?? How functional is that? Apple has become the technology boutique for the wealthy and Jony Ive has help turn Apple from a technology future paver to a fluff tech maker. Only concerned about profits and looks.
We definitely need to see him out and about.
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There's some speculation here regarding the difference. True it's speculation so worth what you paid for it, but it is at least reasonably informed speculation. Seems it may well be about accomodating his desire to move back to the UK, or at least spend more time there.
Take this line from the article. It should say it all
"The promotion will leave Ive with more time to travel around Apple's vast retail empire and bring his touch to the company's stores around the globe, while leading the design of Apple's new campus which has capacity for 13,000 Apple employees."
He might have been a disaster as a manager. Now they want to replace him.
A nominal promotion in terms of title, but actually reduced responsibilities in terms of work.
Anybody else feel compelled to "correct" that to I've become ?
Apple feels they need a leader with "vision" to replace Jobs.
Ive is in a supreme position of one of the most powerful/richest companies on the planet.
There is no cash offer big enough that could tempt him away from that.
What would get him there is the chance to do something that he couldn't do at Apple...
Now re-read my first sentence.
Jonny isn't going anywhere.
Ive patented a mechanism for depatentizing competitors patents using expensive litigation which is
incessantly discussed on websites on a computer.
"Now when someone claims that our patent is bullshit in court, we can sue them again for violating the patents pertaining to our depatentizermatic"
When I was taking a look at that article, this jumped out at me. It's a quote from a Times article:
He still visits the institution in the north-east to give masterclasses, giving up part of his three weeks’ annual leave.
Really? Probably the most influential person in the the biggest company in the US, and you only give him 3 weeks annual leave? What does he have to do to get 4 weeks?
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Unless something comes along which he couldn't do at Apple.
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Indeed, for Jony Ive is the God of rounded corners.
Nobody can make corners quite as rounded as Him.
He is the Angle and the Radius of corner roundation.
Fear ye square and bevelled, for thou art condemned to the outer corners of the un-Apple.
Praise the Omniroundcornerand's name.
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>There is no cash offer big enough that could tempt him away from that.
But perhaps growing ethics and sense of right and wrong could? Apple are no saints.
too bad more people don't have fair access to capital thanks to all the evil greedy people at the top
Ive is in a supreme position of one of the most powerful/richest companies on the planet.
There is no cash offer big enough that could tempt him away from that.
What would get him there is the chance to do something that he couldn't do at Apple...
Speculation being that he wants to bring his family up in the UK and not in the USA. There is no amount of money that Apple can pay him that could keep Ive in the USA and provide his family with an upbringing in the UK. Thus it is a question of life and not money.
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Ive didn't design the iMac, that was the same guy who designed the DeLorean DMC-12.
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5000 patents. Each one is a potential lawsuit and barrier to innovation. America needs patent reform. I am sure Ive has hundreds of lawyers working for him. In the end, he invents rounded rectangles.
Ive: "Hey, I don't like outlines on buttons, they clash with my finely crafted hardware."
Me: "We need outlines on buttons otherwise we don't know what's a button and what's an icon indicator."
If you need to try to interact with the GUI before knowing that you can actually interact with it, you failed.
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I heard on the grapevine that he has always wanted to design sex toys?
"Jony is one of the most talented and accomplished designers of his generation, with an astonishing 5,000 design and utility patents to his name."
How many of those did he actually do any work on and how many were done by his team at Apple and assigned to him (and Apple, of course)?
This is why people still think that big, important things still get invented by a single guy working in his garage. Pfft!
Ever since he's gotten his "design direction" on the Mac OS and iOS, their design have gone to shit.
Everything's animated whether it needs to be or not and you can't turn it off. Everything is ultra skinny and harsh blue on glaring white. Common standards of "don't make the user guess what's functional in the UI and what's not" have been thrown away and the UI of the Mac OS has become a distraction machine that gets in the way of the user. Too much darty motion is ADD fodder as it innately draws your attention to the little darty thing as opposed to keeping your attention on the task at hand that you are trying to accomplish.
I don't want animations that get in the way of me doing my task, or ones that pull for my attention. I want a goo d looking, non distracting UI that lets me do my job, not one with crap sliding all over the place and with hideous colors.
Ugh. This is crappy crappy news for the Mac. But then, we already have too much animated crap in the UI.
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If he was responsible for the stupid "spinner" data entry UI elements in iOS, used for example for datetime entry in the calendar, then getting him away from doing any more UI design is a good thing.
Plus as noted above, making it inscrutible what the UI does. Force Touch is only going to make that worse (and never work right for most people, anyway).
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If he gets annual leave separate from his paid sick leave he's already ahead of the game.
Apple has enough money to bring the UK to the USA. It's already an island*, after all.
* islands just float on the ocean, right? There's only one cable to cut?
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If he gets annual leave separate from his paid sick leave he's already ahead of the game.
Civilized countries already do that.
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People invent useful things all the time; the mechanics of the system to get them patented is beyond the reach of most people's pockets.
Apple has enough money to bring the UK to the USA. It's already an island, after all.
Some other Brits already did that back in early 70's
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.. and when the Statue of Liberty can be seen moving past the window behind them, it soon becomes apparent that Britain has been towed much further than Graeme had ever envisaged.
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This http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tucker_48 is a hipsterized car -- super-hyped before introduction *and* only a tiny handful were actually made. All it's missing is the Lyft logo...
Love him or hate him, this guy's designs helped Apple to create an entirely new market that is the envy of all other hardware companies: premium disposable electronic devices.
Maybe now they can put cooling fans and power buttons on their products. You know, join the 20th century.
(Steve Jobs refused to put fans or power buttons in basically anything and it ruined a ton of their early products)
We must find space to get an even thinner iPhone, perhaps we can ship one without a battery next time. We already use the iPhone plugged to the wall most of the time anyway and I'm quite sure the marketing geniuses at Apple will find a way to advertise that as a "feature".
Really? Probably the most influential person in the the biggest company in the US, and you only give him 3 weeks annual leave? What does he have to do to get 4 weeks?
This stuck out to me too. I work for a large int'l company in the US. What makes it somewhat difficult to look for another job is that I've had 5 weeks of vacation (27days) for over a decade and I'm not very old. It would be very tough to start over somewhere with only 2-3 weeks leave.
If he gets annual leave separate from his paid sick leave he's already ahead of the game.
Civilized countries already do that.
True. Most US companies, if you are salaried, you have as much sick leave as you need. Though with a government position you build up the number of sick leave hours you have with each payday.
Not necessarily.
Pay may be part of it. However there are other motivations. The degree of artistic control, Sometime a fancier title means you get more say on your ideas. Creative types are known to take positions for less pay where they have more control of their work.
Inclusions at the C level meetings. Sure meeting are boring, and most of us really don't want to be there. But it is sometimes nicer to get the information before it becomes a surprise, and have the power to shoot down stupid ideas earlier.
Sure Apple is a huge player. But Google may want Ives, or Samsung, or Sony. Perhaps some little known startup company will get him.
If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
Just spent a weekend with the clunky pile of crap that is itunes. Not just not user-friendly. Possibly anti-user. Software that hates you.
Want to know where and when you can scroll? Just throw the mouse around the screen and see what happens, maybe it'll popup. Great news, we've made it really fucking hard to see too.
We've added x's at the end of rows of your purchased music. Want to know what they do? Click and find out, that's the only way you'll ever know. Maybe you'll get to buy your music over again. What fun it is to guess what a button does!
Wondering where your cursor is when filling in payment/contact info? Great news, you'll never know which field you're on, who needs cursors, instead we've got shit that animates that shouldn't.
Like logging in? Holy shit are you in the right place, we'll have you entering your username and password for every goddamned thing possible and never remember that you've already entered it elsewhere in the program.
Want to remove duplicates? Awesome, we've added a view duplicates button but if you want to remove the duplicates, you get to either remove all versions of the song and start over or get that carpal tunnel wristguard on and start manually selecting every other one like its your job. Really settle in and enjoy removing the duplicates because you'll be doing it long enough to wonder whats become of your life and seriously consider wearing a turtleneck again.
Want to see what you've purchased but isn't on your pc? We'll default to Most Recent view every time. Don't like it? Too bad. Useless differentiation? Totally.
Likewise we'll default to album view every time because we really like looking at pretty album art and would rather you deal with the impact of that shitty functionality every time you open the program.
Don't have any interest in radio, and have no movies or tv shows in your library? We'll be prominently including those in your interface anyways.
We're avant garde as all fuck with removing cursors, pointless animations, disappearing scrollbars but when you're putting your playlists together, enjoy drag and drop like its 1995 all over again allllll day long.
Its just bad. Just bad. Awful. So bad. Loathsome. Hate-inspiring.
While he's a brilliant industrial designer, he doesn't know crap about UI design and the UI's he's produced more than show it. I've used OS X since 10.0. I used Next in the 90's. I used classic Apple. I've been in the Apple camp for decades. I frankly can't stand to look at them, so the new UIs have chased me off of the platform.
Apple is where CEOs from other companies go to become VPs (non-senior) - and fucking like that they got the job.
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I always knew those keen design chops would take him far. Good on him.
Then ask for more. When I first hit 3 weeks, I asked for that at my next position. Did the same thing when I reached 4 weeks. Companies who want you will often give you that extra week, since they know going back in any part of the compensation package can be a killer.
Browsing at +1 - no ACs, I ignore their posts. So refreshing!
Sounds like he's been promoted into a position where he'll have more prestige but less say in what's going on. Is he being eased out?
Some people enjoy their work, and I expect he gets as much time off as he wants, regardless of the "3 weeks" guaranteed.
Designing spaceships at NASA, Roscosmos or CNSA. That would the logical next step for him lol...
equality with the other C level executives...that's what this is about...giving him a C-level position.
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then he can get 6 wks leave...
but seriously...the 3 wks is probably just notional anyhow...i doubt people in his position ever stop working.
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totally. i have 4 wks vacation also. i've walked from offers when they couldn't match that.
everything being equal, i'd take less pay before i'd take less vacation time.
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But he didn't.
'Nuf said.
Apple is a saint compared to Microsoft's misdeeds.
Good-bye
I am one of them. I'm setup to do video editing/video compression. I have a kind of small to medium(?) RAID of ~48TB that I'm connected to via a Thunderbolt fiberchannel adapter. Most of the 1TB of local SSD storage is basically scratch space. I do use a lot of external drives... most for sneakernet. It's still kind of slow to transfer TBs of footage via a gigabit ethernet connection. The last DVD I burned was 2-3 years ago??? Now days it's just uploaded to YouTube for review or delivery, or in rare cases by hard drive. Compression on the thing is awesome... had the thing cranking on hundreds of video for a few days using Handbrake. The thing was flying and never made any crazy fan noise... but the top doubled as a hand warmer ;)
Why are you trying to change the subject?
I think they can just saw through where the land sticks like a giant model sprue and turn it into a giant floatilla They can float the entire nation outside of the bay area by sailing the whole thing past the Cape of Good Hope. Going around South America would be faster but that would mean floating all of Britain near the Faulkland Islands and well...
Non impediti ratione cogitationus.
Ives probably finds himself surrounded by worshipping sycophants. If he's as smart as they say, he'd probably like to break out of that bubble. People try to leave the Church of Scientology from time to time. Being able to work off the Apple Campus, in an entirely separate country is a close equivalent.
Most links on slashdot are underlined to me.
Poke around with a mouse sometime over many of the two lines of text above each post... many things are clickable, and are not underlined until you hover over them.
In IOS the indicator that something could be interacted with was meant to be similar to an underline, in that buttons took on the tint color for the app - so when you saw that color you would know you could press.
I personally prefer outlines either, but it's not Ive's fault if some designers did not follow those guidelines in UI designs with textual buttons.
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There it's whose Peter ya suck & y'all know Tim Cook likes that from men (So "Jony Boy" must be able to pull a golfball thru a garden hose).
I believe this to allow for a new position at the company to open up. This way they nurture a new head vp of design while retaining ive to do what he does best
It would help to know who was the previous Chief Design Officer.
It's possible they created a new 'C' position specifically to suit the role Ive plays and part of that includes a more flexible schedule.
It's equally as possible Ive didn't want a C-level position because internal red tape would keep him from being with the engineers and designers.
Really all kinds of explanations, but I want to know. It's really interesting to observe how large companies like Apple make personnel decisions.
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American politics at its best. But they are the better of two evils right? When companies like Tesla exist this argument does not pass litmus.
Civilized being the ace of subjective words
Wow, 4 weeks is still not enough. I work for a company with unlimited PTO. I normally take 6-8 weeks and I have only worked here for 2 years.
Hm...
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Speaking knowledgeably about Apple insider stuff...
Hey guys! Steve Jobs is not dead! He is here posting on Slashdot. I guess pretending to be dead is boring eh? ;)
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I would hate to have unlimited time off. For me that turns into a guessing game of what's appropriate with a race to the bottom in all but the best corporate cultures. I bet if you look at the research, you would find that on average, people at jobs with unlimited time off take less than 4 wks vacation a year.
Keep in mind though, I do get unlimited PTO for illness. The 4 wks is specifically for vacation. And there's also additional time off for national holidays.
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The end of Apple. Ive cannot design GUI. I can barely read parts of my iPhone and Mac now since Ive changed the font. I guess he assumes everyone has 20/20.