Soft Robot Tentacle Can Lasso an Ant Without Harming It
jan_jes writes: A soft robot tentacle, developed by a team from Iowa State University, can curl itself into a circle with a radius of just 200 micrometers. It was capable of capturing an ant without harming it, and the tentacle was also able to grasp the egg of a fish. Such miniature soft robots could be useful for microsurgery. The lassoing motion and low force exerted by the tentacle could be an advantage in endovascular operations, for example, where the target for surgery is reached through blood vessels. They describe their findings in Scientific Reports.
So how long before it shows up on a porn site?
Solving Unix problems since 1989...
Now! That's the news I've been waiting for today.
Microsurgery. Suuuure... that's why they were researching "soft tentacle" technology. I can't think of any other use.
... to know where this is going. Look out Japan!
...DO NOT welcome our new, tentacular, inner-body-exploring robotic overlords. Ick.
But if they turn out to be the effective solution for a life-threatening health condition, I'll find a way to cope.
Why lasso? Whips are cooler. Snap!
I guess it's easier than lassoing wild horses in Red Dead Redemption. I still haven't managed to catch the American Standardbread or the white one with black face.
Do Robotic Tentacles Need Passports? Should they?
University of Illinois: guys we just invented a process to unscramble an egg. Fire up that nobel prize and tell ken to keep his quiches out of the breakroom microwave..
Iowa State University: not so fast losers, we just invented an ant catching robot tentacle.
NIST so...uh...hows that grant money working out...did you guys hear about that new horizons probe? heck of a lot of science there...
Iowa State University Illinois just figured out how to ruin breakfast for the tenured faculty and I invented ant hentai
Good people go to bed earlier.
>> Do Robotic Tentacles Need Passports?
Wasn't that covered in Maniac Mansion way back in the 1980s?
http://www.selfsimilar.org/ima...
I can fap to this.
Ya but can it tie a fishing line to a fly?
I think we all know where this is going.
You are welcome on my lawn.
Make way for the tiny robot cowboys!
So the Chtulhu invasion will be a bionic obe. Who knew.
And his noodly appendage?
How many ants were cut in half before the last one was "captured"?
Not that impressive...I can stomp on an ant with all of my fat ass might and the thing gets up, slightly stunned, and continues on its way.
*obligatory tentacle sex joke here*
"If any question why we died, Tell them because our fathers lied."
at the true purpose of tentacles?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
Can't wait for the ants rodeo or the Calgary Ants Stampede
(n/t here to leave room for additional yuks)
Ant-Man is screwed.
Probably not for sexual reasons, though. She's a good girl.
Wait for this to be knew on Japan.
At last! I've been looking for a use for my soft robot tentacle!
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At last! I've been looking for a way to lasso ants without harming them!
Lassoing an ant is one thing.
I think the square-cube law might have something to say about lassoing an elephant without harming it...