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The Next Java Update Could Make Yahoo Your Default Search Provider

itwbennett writes: At the company's shareholder meeting on Wednesday, Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer announced a partnership with Oracle that could result in Yahoo becoming your default search provider in your browser. Starting this month, when users are prompted to update to the next version of Java, they'll be asked to make Yahoo their default search engine on Chrome (and Internet Explorer, for what it's worth). And, according to a Wall Street Journal report, the button will be checked by default, so if you aren't looking out for it, you might unwittingly find yourself a Yahoo user.

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  1. This will do WONDERS for Yahoo's image! by kelarius · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seems to me like this will lump them in with Ask.com and other bullshit sites that drive traffic through mostly shady means. Giving up Marissa?

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    1. Re:This will do WONDERS for Yahoo's image! by pla · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This. People just looove it when their homepage or search provider changes. Why, just the other day, a coworker told me how much he loved Bing coming back after every round of Windows updates.

      Oh, no, wait, he switched to Chrome because he hated it so much. Take the hint, Marissa.

      As an aside, though - Does anyone actually allow Java to update itself? Of all the common self-updating software out there, Java easily wins as the single most obnoxious. Aside from hijacking the top result when I type "update" in the start menu's search bar... Aside from running all the fucking time rather than just when Java starts... Aside from nagging the user more relentlessly than even the far more legitimate Windows update (Bing aside) - It actively breaks shit every time it updates. You had one job, Larry...

    2. Re:This will do WONDERS for Yahoo's image! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Microsoft started flagging the Ask toolbar as malware recently in Windows Defender, and automatically removing it. They did so because the Ask toolbar changes your default search provider without asking. Seems like if they made the Java installer do that too, the entire installer would be flagged as malware by Microsoft.

      Could be interesting.

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    3. Re:This will do WONDERS for Yahoo's image! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      Only on a very short lease, and only because the alternatives are even worse.

      The fact that you have to slog through the Java Platform, Standard Edition: MSI Enterprise JRE Installer Guide for Windows to neuter the worst of its behavior is pretty damned annoying, however. Just a few last legacy uses and I can finally pull the plug...

      And, for the few bastard applications that break on remotely modern JREs, it's fun with 'static installations' and breaking out the Deployment Rule Set.

      Recitation of the thricefold forbidden execrations while bathing the system being updated in the blood of a freshly slaughtered goat is optional; but recommended.

    4. Re:This will do WONDERS for Yahoo's image! by kelarius · · Score: 2

      the Java installer has been pushing the ask toolbar for years now, so no.

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    5. Re:This will do WONDERS for Yahoo's image! by Mashiki · · Score: 2

      Adobe just did this for mcafee so yeah, it seems to me that all the companies seem to think this is just an awesome idea. I know, we'll change shit for people then laugh when this backfires or something! Though I'm pretty sure that this stuff is illegal here in Canada now.

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    6. Re:This will do WONDERS for Yahoo's image! by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 5, Funny

      I find it ironic that Ask would do that without, er, asking. Clearly, it's questionable behavior.

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    7. Re:This will do WONDERS for Yahoo's image! by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Funny

      Since when is "questionable" a synonym for "evil"?

    8. Re:This will do WONDERS for Yahoo's image! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why, just the other day, a coworker told me how much he loved Bing coming back after every round of Windows updates.

      Windows Update doesn't do that. Microsoft's anti-malware tools sometimes do, if they detect that your default search provider or homepage have been changed to malware sites. Both Windows Defender and the Malicious Software Removal Tool get updated with Windows Update every month, so maybe that's why his settings kept being reset.

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    9. Re: This will do WONDERS for Yahoo's image! by kenh · · Score: 4, Informative

      Whoosh!

      Ask, questionable... Come on, you didn't see that coming?

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    10. Re:This will do WONDERS for Yahoo's image! by pla · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Yeah, fantastic suggestion! Say, could you just convince my boss, his boss, and three more layers up, that we need to:
      • Scrap $300k in MS licensing and established server deployments,
      • Spend a year or two rewriting everything we have in production that depends on Windows or IIS,
      • Replace or retrain our entire netops, infosec, and helpdesk with people who know Linux,
      • Retrain 15k users and watch their productivity drop to a crawl for at least six months...

      ...Just so we can switch to an OS that "cares"? ;)

      I like Linux. I run Linux at home. But I make my living putting up with Windows.

    11. Re:This will do WONDERS for Yahoo's image! by grahamtriggs · · Score: 4, Informative

      Both should be a criminal offence - If I install an application (e.g. Java), then it should do what it needs to do to make that application work, not mess around with *my* environment unnecessarily.

    12. Re: This will do WONDERS for Yahoo's image! by Z00L00K · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If all anti-virus softwares started to list any installer with an "Opt-Out" procedure as "Potentially Unwanted Program Installer" it would put an end to the habit of pushing shit down the throat of users.

      The problem is not so much people competent with tech as people that don't know left from right on computers and just clicks "Ok". They suffer from all that crap like a new browser installed as well as changed homepages and search providers and then they scream that they don't understand their computer.

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    13. Re:This will do WONDERS for Yahoo's image! by Xest · · Score: 5, Interesting

      As a professional developer who has led a number of fairly large scale Java projects I've always just accepted the existence of Java on my computer, it's a thing I've worked with so it's a thing I need. Or so my default thinking always went.

      But the last time Java asked for permission to update on my computer at home there appeared to no longer be an obvious way of avoiding the Ask toolbar install. I had a choice of next, or cancel which cancelled the whole installation. I was getting fed up of it anyway, given that it seemed to be persistently asking to update every time I went to my computer anyway.

      Java, therefore is gone from my home computer and I will no longer consider it for any spare time projects. This has the knock on effect that it's reduced in desirability for me as an option when determining what technology to use for new commercial projects at work too. If I have a choice between Java + Ask, or no Java, it's not really a difficult choice for me.

      So for me, Yahoo can stick whatever they want on it, but under Oracle's stewardship it's going to end up a dying product. For some reason, Yahoo seems incredibly intent on consistently tying itself up with losers. Instead of continuously wasting money backing losers, they should probably just spend what needs to be spent on backing a winner for once.

      I like Java as a technology, and a language - hell, I've posted enough times here defending it, but when the client distribution forces the installation of malware like Ask, it's pretty much a dead end for anything desktop based. You can't as a professional insist your clients install something that tries to bundle malware to use your product with a serious face, it's just not tenable. It'd be one thing if it was just a one off question you could say no to on initial installation, but the frequent updates often mean it can be an attempt to force it on you multiple times a week in some cases. It hopes that in just one of those cases, you'll forget to untick the checkbox and accidentally install, well, obviously that hoping was fruitless, because now there just is no checkbox to untick.

      I understand that with command line switches you can tell Java to skip that crap, and that there are options to automate installation without it in corporate environments but frankly in the end it's just easier to not install Java in the first place unless you simply have no choice.

      I can't say I've missed it one bit, I can't remember the last time I needed it for anything at home. So my "I need that because I work with it" attitude has changed to "Why did I ever put up with all those incessant update nag screens for years". I've got better things to do than play the "try and remember to avoid installing malware because Java wants to update" game every time I sit down at my computer.

    14. Re:This will do WONDERS for Yahoo's image! by m.alessandrini · · Score: 2

      It's true, but Windows Vista used to ask "Are you sure" 3 times when changing a system settings, they could have put the same effort in warning you of similar activities done by installers, or restricting a little bit more what an installer can do, especially when the OS business model is relying 99% on 3rd party software.

    15. Re:This will do WONDERS for Yahoo's image! by sinrakin · · Score: 2

      This is sad. Yahoo has been in a gradual decline for years, but this just seems like throwing in the towel. They're now officially malware.

    16. Re:This will do WONDERS for Yahoo's image! by bondsbw · · Score: 2

      Windows has never required the use of a common installer platform. It was always possible for a developer to custom-build an installer to do whatever they wanted (within the constraints of security mechanisms like UAC). The installer could be a bunny hopping across your screen, opening Explorer, and pooing files into the install folders.

      FWIW, Windows 10 is looking to improve that situation. Universal Windows Platform apps will only have one installer mechanism, AppX, which will highly restrict what the installer can do on the system. I believe it will also enforce a common application update strategy. This same installer mechanism will be available for all UWP apps, both on the Windows Store and sideloaded, and it will also be used for desktop apps on the Windows Store (Project Centennial).

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    17. Re: This will do WONDERS for Yahoo's image! by drewsup · · Score: 2

      Try getting anything from download (aka cnet) its all bundled crapware now

    18. Re:This will do WONDERS for Yahoo's image! by ADRA · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As a professional java developer who's 'led a number or fairly large scale Java projects', you never realized the JDK includes a fully functional JRE without ad-crap installed? Color me suspicious.

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    19. Re:This will do WONDERS for Yahoo's image! by sconeu · · Score: 2

      The installer could be a bunny hopping across your screen, opening Explorer, and pooing files into the install folders.

      I am SO tempted to try to write this now...

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    20. Re: This will do WONDERS for Yahoo's image! by dissy · · Score: 2

      One thing I did that helped was push out a program called UnChecky (Google it, or just add dot com for their site) to our domain.

      They maintain a list of installers that do the default-on bullshit options, and when one of those installers is run it uses UI automation calls to turn off all the bundled offers.

      I think it is/was more targeted at end-users that hammer the OK/next buttons until things go away, but with the event of updater software silently installing bundled crap it is easy for even a seasoned vet to fall into this trap since there is little to no indication of what the installer is doing.

      May be an option to look into adding to ye ole toolbox.

    21. Re:This will do WONDERS for Yahoo's image! by PincushionMan · · Score: 3, Informative

      I do. But I went to the Java control panel applet, advanced, and checked that very last option "Suppress Sponsor Offers when Installing or Updating Java". I'd love to know how to do this in the registry.

    22. Re:This will do WONDERS for Yahoo's image! by Xest · · Score: 2

      Of course I do, but I don't have any control over client deployments, and I never really saw any point going out of my way to explicitly install it on my home computer when it's already long had the consumer auto-updating version of the JRE on it.

      Just because it's there, hidden out the way, doesn't mean it's guaranteed to be the one everyone will use.

  2. Assholes ... by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Gee, I'm awful glad I don't have Java on my personal machine any more.

    Because the sleazy bastards running it are mostly interested in their ad revenue.

    Here's a thought, guys ... how about you stop trying to change our browsers for your own benefit?

    Java is dying under the stewardship of Oracle. The sooner the better.

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    1. Re:Assholes ... by Nadir · · Score: 2

      Oracle is actually doing very well with Java on the server. Java on the client, otoh, is a different matter.

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    2. Re:Assholes ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Java was dying under the stewardship of Sun. Sun were the ones who installed the ask.com toolbar. Oracle got Java 7 out in 18 months after it having been stalled for six years. Stop FUDing. They also got out Java 8, which is the most vibrant and advanced Java release ever.

    3. Re:Assholes ... by buckfeta2014 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Java 8, which is the most vibrant and advanced Java release ever.

      Yeah, if your view of "vibrant" is puking on a pile of shit...

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    4. Re:Assholes ... by jbo5112 · · Score: 2

      Congratulations on getting a product out in only 18 months that includes so many security holes that people were finding 13 per day. While not a good accomplishment, it's still quite a lot of work to create quite the impression. Unfortunately, it's not a good impression. It gets worse when you watch your programs break with security updates. Java was at least becoming more secure under Sun.

      Java 8 may be the most vibrant and advanced release ever, but the language is still horribly limited and any benchmarks I've been able to put it under run slowly while being a memory hog. The number of top severity CVE's (Common Vulnerabilities and Exposures) still showing up in Java 8 also is staggering.

    5. Re:Assholes ... by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Okay Larry, you can stop with the anonymous Slashdot postings - we know it's you.

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  3. Re:of course it will be a default by BlackPignouf · · Score: 5, Funny

    that insures greater penetration

    That's the right word.

  4. Opt out sneakware crap and Oracle suck. by ITRambo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Oracle, and other company's, opt out crapware installs is one reason that we install Unchecky on all customer's PC's that we service since almost everyone had Ask toolbars, but had no idea how it got installed. This will help the less aware customers avoid crud buildup in their systems, no thanks to a-hole companies like Oracle.

  5. Re:Hardly anything new by fph+il+quozientatore · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The real news here is that Java is now officially crapware.

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  6. Re:This is not news... by ihtoit · · Score: 3, Informative

    That's not the point, there's a legal issue here. Actually, it's settled case law: opt outs are illegal. End of argument. The checkbox should default to clear (ie the default search engine should NOT be changed because someone forgot to uncheck the box).

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  7. Re:Google is too wild . . . by ihtoit · · Score: 3, Funny

    maybe try turning safe search back on and not searching with such ambiguous keyword combinations as "giant cock"?

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  8. Re:No Java by Nadir · · Score: 2

    Mac does have Java if you need it.
    Windows doesn't come with Java by default.

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  9. Re:Next Ask Toolbar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    You obviously have not had to install Java recently. They have been bundling the Ask Toolbar (checked by default, and also making Ask your default search provider) for the last few years.

    Honestly, bundling Yahoo is a step up - or at worst sideways. But, it is still criminal that this kind of crapware is enabled by default, preying on the novice users who are not savvy enough to un-check it.

  10. I'm not worried. by Comboman · · Score: 5, Funny

    If Java tries to change by default search engine to Yahoo, one of my 27 toolbars will quickly change it back to Ask.com

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    1. Re:I'm not worried. by neilo_1701D · · Score: 2

      OMG!!! You're that guy!!!

  11. Re:No Java by ArcadeMan · · Score: 3, Informative

    Default installations of OS X don't have Java anymore, which is why your link exists in the first place.

  12. Re:Google is too wild . . . by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 2

    maybe try turning safe search back on and not searching with such ambiguous keyword combinations as "giant cock"?

    Have you used Google lately? A couple of years ago they began to also search for "similar" words, including abbreviations and acronyms. Which, depending on the subject, can lead to totally off-topic results. E.g. https://www.google.de/search?q=Wisconsin+Tourism+Federation - WTF indeed. Their search-by-data is also often useless (esp. when looking for older stuff), because most sites now include links to current articles even on ancient pages, which of course drown out the actual content.

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  13. Re: This is not news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    You're probably searching on Yahoo.

  14. Re:Hardly anything new by petermgreen · · Score: 2

    No, java is something that people want/need which is supplied with bundled crapware that you have to remember to opt out of.

    What TFA doesn't make clear is whether this new yahoo thing will be instead of the ask toolbar bundling or in addition to it.

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  15. What's the point? by skovnymfe · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Chrome won't run Java anymore. Soon IE won't either.

    What exactly are they trying to accomplish here?

  16. Re:This is not news... by thaylin · · Score: 2

    It is significantly different. The difference between op-in and op-out is massive.

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  17. Re:Yeah, for exactly one search by Daniel+Hoffmann · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is an evil practice born of corporate interests, just because it could be evilier does not mean we should turn a blind eye to it.

  18. I wonder why Oracle are doing this by DrXym · · Score: 2
    The first contact many have with a new product is the installer. So what are companies doing to make a good first impression? Conning them into installing adware / crapware or changing their browser settings. It's insulting, it undermines trust and it cheapens the product by association.

    I got so fed up of Adobe loading their updates will crapware like McAfee that I stopped installing it altogether. Likewise I've avoided other products which have started bundling stuff in their installers. I'm sure Oracle are compensated for promoting Yahoo from their installer but the reputational damage will suffer could be immense.

    1. Re:I wonder why Oracle are doing this by Luthair · · Score: 2

      Because you aren't actually a customer of Oracle. You aren't paying them money and most likely you're using Java to run 3rd party software.

      Just download the JDK it isn't bundled with crapware, or at least hasn't been.

  19. Yahoo is today's RealPlayer by BringMyShuttle · · Score: 2

    Firefox cut a deal with Yahoo too, not because Yahoo is a better search engine for their users, either because Yahoo gave Firefox money or, well, why else would they do it? http://www.dispatch.com/conten...

    What sucks is Yahoo sucks. I didn't even notice the browser change by the logo, but I did notice it when it gave bad search results. Changed back to Google, and results were accurate again.

    Yahoo, you are the RealPlayer of the search world. File Chapter 5.

  20. Re:This is not news... by fnj · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oracle can package Java any way they want, including with "opt-outs." Downloading/installing Java is a voluntary choice the user makes.

    Apologist alert. So if you "voluntarily" choose to engage me to mount new tires on your car, does that mean you don't mind if I install a tracking device in cooperation with the NSA, if you fail to spot the tiny pre-checked box on page 678 of the paperwork? Because everyone should EXPECT tracker installation when they "voluntarily" choose to install new tires, right?

  21. Re: This is not news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But it's still evil. Okay, so there's a way to avoid it - nice. It's still a dick move to reconfigure the user machine like this.

    My machine has a default for a reason. I've set that default based on my preference. That you're changing my preference based on a totally unrelated action is a dick move. That you're changing it based on a required action is a double dick move. Java updates are *not optional* if you want to stay secure.

    Once software reaches this stage it's clearly a failed business venture. What next? We could always ship Java with malware to tap into some of those botnet dollars? How about we ship it with backdoors? How about shipping it with a keylogger? Is there anything else you'd like to ship it with?

    Fuck Java. I'll use C++, thanks.

  22. Re:This is not news... by Gavagai80 · · Score: 2

    Let's say you've moved into an apartment because it was close to your work. Every time they come over for quarterly inspections or to fix an issue you've reported, they mess up your toilet so it'll overflow next time you use it - unless you remember to specifically opt-out by asking them not to do that.

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  23. Re:This is not news... by ihtoit · · Score: 4, Informative

    EU Directive 2002/58 on Privacy and Electronic Communications deals with this, as does the maxim "Silence or lack of objection does not imply informed consent", to paraphrase Munby LJ in G (R on the application of) v Nottingham City Council [2008] EWHC 400 (Admin), para. 56.

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  24. Re:Google is too wild . . . by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 3, Informative

    Which, depending on the subject, can lead to totally off-topic results

    What is off-topic about those results?

    The organisation in question's website - which is no longer called the Wisconsin Tourism Federation - comes second in the list, and only because you've used google.de. Use its new name, or use google.com, and it comes top.

    Seems like it's working perfectly to me.

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  25. Re:This is not news... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2

    No, they're having the box checked by default - you have to absolutely ask them to not shit on your floor.

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  26. Sleazy as fuck by flopsquad · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Of course I want to use a search provider that has to hijack my browser to gain any significant marketshare. Why would I want to use the search engine that works best for me, when Oracle can choose a shittier one for me?

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  27. And by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 4, Informative

    Adobe tries to slip in MacAfee on you when you download their pdf reader.

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  28. Re:Google is too wild . . . by BlackPignouf · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you try to access google.com from Germany, it automatically redirects you to google.de.
    If you want the "original" Google from abroad, you need to type google.com/ncr.
    This link should work the same all over the world :
    https://www.google.com/?gws_rd...

  29. Not just Java installers... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I always check the "custom install" option whenever I install any software, and I adjust all the options to do what I want the installer to do.

    .
    imo, anyone who blindly accepts the default installer options gets the malware they deserve.

    1. Re:Not just Java installers... by freeze128 · · Score: 2

      Agreed! If you have used a windows PC to install more than 5 programs, you have learned to *ALWAYS* choose custom install. I don't know if I would say that anyone *DESERVES* malware, but choosing to custom install your program will make you better at managing your own computer, and the world needs more of those people.

  30. Re:Why is this news? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2
    Umm, because it is news.

    How long have you known about Yahoo's deal with Oracle. Forever? Or is this recent? If it's recent, it is news by definition.

    But more likely, you just consider that you are above accidentally installing a toolbar. That's good, but not everyone is. I've had computers to "fix" when people couldn't access their "Facebook" (their name for the entire internet and their browser). Fire up IE, and the screen is toolbars from top to bottom.

    In an effort to help them, it's really nice to know where they got the problem from. So you can help them avoid calling you back in 6 months with a similar problem. Tell them what to look out for.

    See how that works? Recent happening, and helps some of us do our work. News.

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  31. To the poster by fulldecent · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you're going to include an obscure technology like Java in the article. Could you please explain what it is?

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  32. Hopefully, the old pre-opt-out will work by idontgno · · Score: 5, Informative

    In Windows, use the Java Control Panel and select the "Advanced" tab.

    At the very bottom of the list, completely out-of-sight unless you scroll aaaaaaal the way down, in a category called "Beware of the Leopard"... no, sorry, I meant "Miscellaneous"... there's a checkbox labeled "Suppress sponsor offers when installing or updating Java".

    Of course, by default it's not checked. Because money.

    But check it and apply or "OK" the settings change. In the current implementation, this prevents bundling the Ask.com malware with Java upgrades -- it's a pre-opt-out, and you never have to think of it again. (At least, until Oracle decides the option should auto-magically unset itself when the user's not looking. Because money.)

    Assuming this option continues to exist in future Oracle Java versions and is honored for the Yahoo tie-in, this would alleviate the pre-opt-in crapware issue. Big assumptions, of course, because Oracle.

    (Or alternately, don't install Java if you don't actually need it. Or install OpenJava rather than Oracle's.)

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  33. Another Yahoo goodie! by no-body · · Score: 3, Interesting

    On Yahoo Email, there are mandatory ad emails showing on top and one cannot delete those.
    If you click on one under Firefox, a link opens but is blocked.
    Looks the more BS they produce the more desperate they get and produce even more crap.
    Digging their own grave it seems.
    Maybe it has to do with the "upper crust people" beeing control freaks and out of touch with reality when things don't go like they should in their minds.

  34. Java non-NPAPI plugin??? by myowntrueself · · Score: 2

    Does this mean that Oracle will be producing a Java plugin thats compatible with Chrome???

    Aside from the issues of self-signed certificates and strict requirements on whitelisting this might actually make it possible for me to use Chrome to do my job (which involves connecting to remote KVM/iDRAC/ILO systems which require a Java client).

    Otherwise, yeah no way Oracle, no one is going to install Java any more if they are using Chrome and don't really REALLY need Java (in which case they'll use a different browser).

    In other words, if Oracle doesn't produce a non-NPAPI plugin, then client side Java will be in the wastebasket of history soon; its only a matter of time before its no longer supported in other browsers than Chrome.

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  35. Re:Mothers don't let their kids run Java ... by NJRoadfan · · Score: 2

    Some useful open source projects are written in Java, like DavMail and ADTPro.

  36. Idiots. by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, because tricking people and manipulating their settings without their full acknowledgement is a sure fire way to gain brand loyalty. Idiots.

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  37. Friendly OpenJDK Upstream? by allquixotic · · Score: 2

    Does anyone know if there exists, or can we start, a project like this:

    (1) They distribute binaries for Windows (32-bit and 64-bit). Other platforms would be awesome, too, but Linux already has great OpenJDK support in package managers, so that may not even be necessary. Windows is the platform where it really sucks.

    (2) They have a custom-designed updater that schedules itself to run every so often (say, every 2 weeks); launches; checks for an update; and then *EXITS* if it doesn't find one. If it does find one, it gives the user a simple "Yes/No/Ask Later" prompt: if they pick Yes, it'll silently remove the old OpenJDK version and install the new one; if they pick "No" it'll skip that version and only remind them when the next update comes out; and it'll bug them next week if they click "Ask Later". Once it finishes whatever it has to do, it EXITS, rather than remaining in virtual memory forever like the Oracle Java updater.

    (3) No adware. All components free and open source software. Installer should only depend on FOSS (no InstallShield, etc.).

    (4) Gives user the option to enable/disable Java plugins for each browser detected to be installed on the system, at install-time, and can be configured after install via a config GUI. Default should be to NOT install the Java plugins, since they have had a history of severe vulnerabilities, but users are free to request their installation anyway.

    (5) Installer should come in two forms: a "net installer" that has a tiny size (1 MB or less) and only downloads the requested components at runtime (allowing user to select whether they want the source code, the JDK or just the JRE, etc.), and an "offline installer" that contains the entire kitchen sink and does not need Internet connectivity (for environments behind a restrictive proxy, or no network connection).

    (6) User should have the option to install OpenJDK without admin rights! If they don't have admin rights, stick it in AppData\Local and put the plugins in a similarly user-scoped folder (not possible with IE as far as I know, but should work with Chrome and Firefox). Auto-detect whether the user can be an admin, and only give the UAC prompt if the user's account can actually accept the prompt; otherwise, fall back to "non-admin" install.

    Gee, sounds like if nothing like this exists, I have the requirements / design doc in my head...

    If I disappear in my room for a week and don't emerge until this thing is on github, tell my family and my cat that I love them.

  38. When people ask me to help them get java working by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 2

    When people ask me to help them get java working I say no bloody way. My simple theory is that Java in the enterprise might be a good thing but java on the home machine is just asking for trouble. To me Java has a perfect storm of people not wanting it. First is that Java must be regularly updated to keep it safe. But I don't trust these updates to not screw me over in some fashion, either through malware such as this or simply popping up at an inconvenient time. For instance I am often recording video tutorials. There is nothing worse than some software update popup showing up in the middle. Especially if it is one of these focus grabbing popups. But the java update is a total bastard as it keeps turning itself back on after I keep turning it off.

    So I basically danced around my office when I read that chrome and firefox were pretty much killing Java as an extension/addon.

    But adding malware to their install just makes me laugh at how stupid these MBAs are. Yes in the next few quarters they will make lots of money. But how many quarters before people will have significantly reduced their downloads?

    Also for Yahoo, I hate Ask.com for their trashy approach to getting users. Make a great product and then people might come. Fooling them into coming is just scummy. So now people will lump Yahoo in with the various sites that over the years have tried to use deception as their marketing tool.

    For those of you out there all touchy about Java, my comments are not about the Java language, but the java product.

  39. This is really big news by Minwee · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think we're missing the real story here.

    The article is suggesting that Java update _actually works_ and is capable of _updating Java_.

    I can't remember the last time that was true.

  40. Re:This is not news... by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

    No, they're having the box checked by default - you have to absolutely ask them to not shit on your floor.

    And they're a lot like my dog - you might ask them not to, but they'll probably do it anyway.

    --
    #DeleteChrome
  41. Host on SourceForge! by wardrich86 · · Score: 2

    Since they love offering ads with their installers, why not just save time and effort and have SF wrap the installers for them?

  42. Turning off Java's add-on crapware by taustin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\JavaSoft]
    "SPONSORS"="DISABLE"

    [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Wow6432Node\JavaSoft]
    "SPONSORS"="DISABLE"

    The screen with the checkboxes does not even appear.