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Students Win Prize For Color-Changing Condoms That Detect STDs

New submitter PJ6 writes: Three students attending the Isaac Newton Academy in the UK won the Healthcare Category of the Teen Tech Awards, for their idea to use antibodies to create color-changing condoms to recognize STDs. They say the material, which is still in the concept stage, will turn green for chlamydia, yellow for herpes, purple for HPV, and blue for syphilis. The BBC reports: "The boys said they still have to test the science and feasibility of their idea. They want to work with a university on the science and say they've already been contacted by a condom company which is interested in working with them on developing the concept further."

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  1. Must it be a condom? by briancox2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How about just a small sample bit of test material that is packaged with the condom?
    As it stands you'd have to dip it in before you got the feedback. I'd prefer the feedback up front, I would think.

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    1. Re:Must it be a condom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because when you are about to get laid the last thing you want to do is spit in a test tube and run it through tests. By the time you get your results you will be flacid and she would be in a taxi going to someone who will fuck her.

    2. Re:Must it be a condom? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2
      You missed:

      still in the concept stage

      That means it's just an IDEA. Well, hell. I want an award for my idea of a thing just like a Star-Trek replicator, except it makes really cool sparkly FX when it operates.

    3. Re:Must it be a condom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A bitter sarcastic computer nerd. You must be a real hit with the ladies.

    4. Re:Must it be a condom? by gtall · · Score: 1

      That's easy to fix, put the magic chemicals on three popsicle sticks. Test the obvious three orifices. If negative, you are good to go. If not, you can still be friends.

    5. Re:Must it be a condom? by Joce640k · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I have an even better idea! How about a condom that kills all known STDs while you're doing the deed. That's a much better idea than one that just changes color. It can have enzymes in it. I predict the whole STD thing will be history within a decade.

      Please send my prize to the usual address...

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    6. Re:Must it be a condom? by tomhath · · Score: 2

      Just supply a few smaller versions of the condom that are finger sized. Then you don't need the dip test on the real thing.

    7. Re:Must it be a condom? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Nah; i like it this way more. Can you imagine - you think you might have gotten an STD and someone hands you a condum and says go get fucked.

    8. Re:Must it be a condom? by cdrudge · · Score: 3, Informative

      Why limit it to just STDs? Or even just to diseases. How about cure all medical conditions. Should be pretty easy thing to accomplish.

    9. Re:Must it be a condom? by cdrudge · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because when you're getting laid the last thing you want to do is pull out (or be pulled out of), discovered the condom broke and is now a rainbow of colors.

    10. Re:Must it be a condom? by dcw3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because traditions have gone out the fucking window in favor of getting laid as quickly as geographically possible. ...

      Yeah, they went out the window a couple thousand years ago. But please continue believing that your imaginary society ever existed.

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    11. Re: Must it be a condom? by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 2

      Three years ago when my organization convened in Reno, one of our speakers was a local madam who explained how this works.

    12. Re:Must it be a condom? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      This reminds me of the old joke....

      Guy One: "I've got this date with a girl, but I can't remember if she said she had TB or VD...."

      Guy Two: "Simple...if she coughs.....Fuck Her!!"

      :)

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    13. Re: Must it be a condom? by Rob+Riggs · · Score: 1

      All medial conditions... like' life'?

      Let's start with pedantry first. That is a much more important -- and challenging -- medical condition to solve. It is a particularly cruel disease that affects a disproportionate number of slashdotters.

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    14. Re: Must it be a condom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yup, the only girls I found diligent in my life about sexual health were working girls in Bangkok.

    15. Re: Must it be a condom? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Yea, how about you go ahead and pilot that "popsicle stick in the ass" idea, and get back to us with your findings....

      I recommend keeping tweezers handy.

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    16. Re:Must it be a condom? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Public Service Announcement --------------- It is my policy to not respond to this person because he seems to have some kind of personal vendetta, plus a nasty habit of publicly lying about other people.

      Please don't feed the troll.

      (And let the dumbshits identify themselves.)

    17. Re:Must it be a condom? by durrr · · Score: 1

      Nah, I'm sure the rainbow condoms will be a hit.

    18. Re:Must it be a condom? by Tyr07 · · Score: 1

      Treatments that instantly kill also kill anything else organic.

      E.G It will damage both sexual organs.

    19. Re: Must it be a condom? by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      You know, I was going to post "Depends on how you define 'solve' - I could do it for some bullets" but then I thought "Isn't that also being sort of pedantic?".

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    20. Re: Must it be a condom? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I am no expert at shoving random things into my anus but I suspect one needn't insert them all the way? I am sure there are folks here who can enlighten us though.

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    21. Re:Must it be a condom? by CaptQuark · · Score: 2

      Ummm... Will it change different colors if the STD is detected INSIDE the condom or OUTSIDE? Which partner are they testing?

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    22. Re:Must it be a condom? by briancox2 · · Score: 1

      I don't think popsicle sticks would be very pleasant. A good finger condom might go further toward convincing your partner that they were having a good time.

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  2. Lot of test. by MouseTheLuckyDog · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeo. They need to do lots of tests. Lot and lots of tests.
    They are now looking for female vilunteers to help them out.

    1. Re:Lot of test. by MouseTheLuckyDog · · Score: 1

      Shit. I get the perfect straight line, first post and I mess it up with a ton of typos.

      PS the guys are still looking for more volunteers, preferably, young 36-24-36.

    2. Re:Lot of test. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Uh, guys. In order to test if the product works, you would need to do the testing with an infected woman. Or infected women.

    3. Re:Lot of test. by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 2

      I just hope theyre not thinking of doing automation tests :) Performance and Penetration testing should be interesting though!

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    4. Re: Lot of test. by LazyBoot · · Score: 2

      I have 2 words for you "control group"

    5. Re: Lot of test. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, the whips and chains might be a dead giveaway...

    6. Re: Lot of test. by omnichad · · Score: 2

      Wish I had mod points for this AC.

    7. Re: Lot of test. by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      Lot of stereotypes out there against people in the bondage community. Even though most of them are in really close relationships.

    8. Re: Lot of test. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Of course they are, they are tied up and cannot get away

    9. Re: Lot of test. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A straight-jacket will do that.

    10. Re:Lot of test. by MouseTheLuckyDog · · Score: 2

      A Sybian?

      Don't ask me how I know about them.

    11. Re: Lot of test. by rubycodez · · Score: 3, Funny

      the Domination community also has that problem, and you AGREE with Me DON'T YOU, You Little Sniveling Twink

  3. "Win Prize" by Etherwalk · · Score: 2

    Who cares that they won a prize? They did something useful and nerdy. Can't we just be happy about that? #slashdot

    1. Re:"Win Prize" by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's a bit of an odd prize, because all they did was suggest an idea. No working prototype or anything like that, just "wouldn't it be good if..."

      In fact the idea might be a bit half-bakes because by the time the antibodies have reacted (and BTW how do you keep them alive for months or even years in the packet?) the condom will probably have been discarded. It's also rather anti-social and possibly illegal to perform medical tests on someone without their consent, which seems to be the point of this thing otherwise why not just provide a more traditional testing kit.

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    2. Re:"Win Prize" by MouseTheLuckyDog · · Score: 2

      Actually that's good. Now I get to develop a competing product. Of course I will need to do a lot of testing. At least, that's my story and I'm sticking it.

      I know I'm milking it, but if at first you don't suceed ,,,

    3. Re:"Win Prize" by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Cool idea, but ...

      The boys said they still have to test the science

      Which is OK for a student competition because it doesn't have to be remotely possible, but it's not as such useful or even nerdy so I'm not really sure why it's ended up on this site. Nerdy would be to see if it's remotely possible first and then run with it instead of just declaring a wish.

    4. Re:"Win Prize" by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      and BTW how do you keep them alive for months or even years in the packet?

      You don't, they aren't alive to start with.

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    5. Re:"Win Prize" by smallfries · · Score: 1

      But the process that they followed is well-proven (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0326856/), just work on the idea, or as it is known "the actual invention" and then pass the rest off to the science guys to sort out.

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    6. Re:"Win Prize" by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      possibly illegal to perform medical tests on someone without their consent

      Well, here's another way for a male to do a medical test on a female for STD's - stick your dick in her and see if you get a disease.

      Here's something else that's illegal: tell somebody you don't have herpes and then have unprotected sex with them. Or tell them you're on the pill and then have unprotected sex to "land" them. Or just grab the used condom out of the trash while he's in the bathroom and cram it up in there - "oops, must've been a hole in the condom".

      It would be a much happier world if none of these things never happened. Given the extant State mechanisms, casual encounters have become fraught with risk and somewhat adversarial. Heck, in some US States, it's becoming necessary to have a signed consent form with a blood test first.

      Maybe what we need as an invention instead is a "photo booth" with a portable blood testing microarray and legal consent validation, with results cryptographically signed onto the blockchain.

      So much for just rolling around in the hay loft.

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    7. Re:"Win Prize" by mwvdlee · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If only I had sent in my concept of a condom that miraculously kills all those diseases and also HIV, cancer and the common cold, I would have won.

      There is nothing useful or nerdy here.
      Neither the product nor any of it's features are currently possible.
      There is no invention, no science, no ingenuity here, just an idea.

      Ideas are a dime a dozen, it's being able to implement those ideas that matters.

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    8. Re:"Win Prize" by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      It's also rather anti-social and possibly illegal to perform medical tests on someone without their consent

      Ordinarily I'd agree, but if you're about to have sex with me, I think that gives me more rights to information about you than the average citizen out there. If you're uncomfortable with what I might be putting in that condom, then we could always just not have sex.

    9. Re:"Win Prize" by Chelloveck · · Score: 1

      It's a bit of an odd prize, because all they did was suggest an idea. No working prototype or anything like that, just "wouldn't it be good if..."

      Courtesy of The Big Bang Theory....

      Leonard: Jimmy, I'm kind of curious why you wanted to see me.
      Jimmy: Okay, here it is. I have this great money-making idea. I just need a gear head to get it to the finish line.
      Leonard: What's the idea?
      Jimmy: This is just between us, right?
      Leonard: Right.
      Jimmy: Okay. What do you think about a pair of glasses that makes any movie you want into 3D?
      Raj: That sounds amazing. First movie I'm watching, Annie.
      Howard: How exactly would these glasses work?
      Jimmy: How the hell should I know? That's why I need a nerd.

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  4. Add one more colour by vikingpower · · Score: 3, Funny

    Red for stupidity.

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    1. Re:Add one more colour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Eww, not Red.

      Anything but Red.

    2. Re:Add one more colour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      *Puts it on, turns red immediately* "Shit."

    3. Re:Add one more colour by globaljustin · · Score: 1

      Red for stupidity.

      thank you for capturing my thoughts on this so succinctly...

      it's an **awful idea**

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  5. Haven't actually invented anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just to be clear, they haven't invented jack shit. It's just a "concept". These three kids made a presentation of "Wouldn't it be great if..." and won a prize. It isn't science, it's creative writing.

    1. Re:Haven't actually invented anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All professional jealousy aside, though, Da Vinci is often credited with "inventing" the helicopter, submarine, etc. Sometimes "just a concept" counts as an invention.

    2. Re:Haven't actually invented anything by rodrigoandrade · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Just a concept" are a dime a dozen. It's the execution that counts.

    3. Re:Haven't actually invented anything by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

      No, it doesn't. Anyone who has actually developed a product (or tried to) will tell you this. It has nothing to do with professional jealousy, and a lot to do with professional realism from spending time doing this sort of thing. The idea is the easy part. As others have said, why not a condom that cures STDs? I mean, hey, if all we need is the idea, right? How about one that cures any disease? Better yet, how about an app you can run on your Apple watch that cures all disease for anybody in the room? That would totally rock.

      See why it's not enough to have the idea?

    4. Re:Haven't actually invented anything by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      Not a fan of Science Fiction then?

  6. Ideas are a dime a dozen. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    > for their idea to use antibodies to create color-changing condoms to recognize STDs. They say the material, which is still in the concept stage
    > The boys said they still have to test the science and feasibility of their idea.

    So in other words, they've done nothing. Ideas are a dime a dozen.

  7. Turn Your Head And Cough by magusxxx · · Score: 1

    Well, at least now there's a "good" reason to carry around a selfie stick.

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    1. Re:Turn Your Head And Cough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      We used to call them vibrators, but selfie stick is OK too, I guess.

  8. Re:I thought the point was protection? by magusxxx · · Score: 2

    No, for the same reason you're not also 100% protected from pregnancy.

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  9. Re:I thought the point was protection? by MouseTheLuckyDog · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well you get to have sex. Pull out. Look at the color of the condom and say "Good thing I wore this you skank whore."

  10. Since when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ... are the brain farts of schoolkids newsworthy? (I know, I know, I'm on /., yada yada)

    There is no reason to believe this is even feasible. Sure, it fits the "wouldn't it be nice"-category and provides us all with an opportunity to talk about stuff we like to talk about and for clickbait we like to click.

    Read this, for example "No, teenagers did not invent STI-detecting color-changing condoms".

  11. Re:This ain't "news for nerds"... by MouseTheLuckyDog · · Score: 1

    Yeah but why do you need to test for STD's then?

  12. False Positives? by darkain · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, the science hasn't even been tested yet... So, what is this, just hopeful, wishful thinking? What is the false positive rate? More importantly, what other chemicals trigger a false positive?

    Remember that "date rape testing fingernail polish" that went super viral? Awesome in theory, horrible in practice. Milk causes a false positive with it. How many drinks nowadays contain some form of milk? Rumchata and White Russians both come to mind instantly. [in before "in soviet russia" joke]

  13. fully half baked by globaljustin · · Score: 1

    the idea might be a bit half-baked

    imho, it's not a bit half-baked, it's all the way...*this idea is awful*

    my first thought was, in order to detect on females you have to have intercourse first, which kind of defeats the purpose...also, checking the color (i can just see the antics w/ attempting to use a cell phone light...) is also going to be more awkward than any of the alternatives

    these ideas never leave the concept stage

    if something like a condom can indicate this, just make a test swab or something...it's already awkward having to stop and turn on the light to check the color...

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    1. Re:fully half baked by Kester1964 · · Score: 2

      Firstly, the condom will not only work on females it will also work on males as well. So the woman will also be able to request that the man wear the condom she has in her purse just in case she gets lucky.

      Secondly, you were still going to have sex with her/him without the STD detecting condom, right? Now, if the condom changes colour, after you had sex, you can still visit your doctor or local STD clinic for treatment the next day without waiting until your next test and thus help reduce the spread of STDs.

    2. Re:fully half baked by sound+vision · · Score: 2

      The idea is great. Currently someone has to go to a clinic, have a test administered, then wait a couple of weeks for the results. With this condom, you can get an early indication of... issues. For me, if it changed color, that would be a good indication that I will never have unprotected sex with this person and would know to disconsider them as a long-term partner.

      Really, your post gives the impression that you don't know much about how sexual relations work. Using a condom with someone who potentially has an STD does not "defeat the purpose", it is the purpose. It allows you to have sex with someone whose infection status you're unsure of, without getting the infection. If you know someone is clean, you don't need to be dealing with condoms in the first place.

      I won't pretend to be some kind of playboy, but it should be apparent that most relationships start out more like 1-night-stands than arranged marriages. There's usually not a formal interview process including STD test before the first sexual encounter. Hell, there's barely time to even get a condom on. This product would be a godsend for slowing the proliferation of STDs. Regardless of your strategy for obtaining sex, that's going to benefit you.

    3. Re:fully half baked by righteousness · · Score: 1

      the idea might be a bit half-baked

      imho, it's not a bit half-baked, it's all the way...

      Come on, as nerds, we should try to be more accurate. Is it a quarter-baked, or maybe 10%-baked? Could it be 80%-baked?

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    4. Re:fully half baked by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      the idea might be a bit half-baked

      imho, it's not a bit half-baked, it's all the way...*this idea is awful*

      my first thought was, in order to detect on females you have to have intercourse first, which kind of defeats the purpose...

      It only serves no purpose if you never intend sleeping with this person again. If you want to play around a little more next time with this person, this condom absolutely serves a purpose.

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    5. Re:fully half baked by gnaarly · · Score: 1

      The concept is "not bad" if you ignore that it's pretty much impossible to create. Here's a list of other things that would be "not bad": * Toaster with telepathic user interface (can read your mind how brown you want your toast) * Cows that raise and butcher other cows and deliver the steaks to us (saves a lot of work) * Car that does not use any fuel or energy (very cheap and easy to travel around) * A computer that is as powerful as I want it to be (does not have to upgrade for new games etc.)

    6. Re:fully half baked by Kester1964 · · Score: 1

      Why is it impossible? I am genuinely asking as I do not know enough about the technologies involved.

      Wouldn't pregnancy testing kits fit into the same category if someone suggested the possibility of one 100 years ago?

      As for your other examples, they are just strawmen since they in no way refute the original premise of producing a condom to detect STDs

    7. Re:fully half baked by Talderas · · Score: 1

      Really, your post gives the impression that you don't know much about how sexual relations work.

      If you know someone is clean, you don't need to be dealing with condoms in the first place.

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    8. Re:fully half baked by del_diablo · · Score: 1

      I ask the same. I am genuinely curious.

    9. Re:fully half baked by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      If you know someone is clean, you don't need to be dealing with condoms in the first place.

      Seriously? And you'd know this how? I only ask be cause I once thought my ex-wife was clean.

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    10. Re:fully half baked by Talderas · · Score: 1

      You can ask that guy I quoted but condoms do serve more purposes than just protecting from STDs.

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    11. Re:fully half baked by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      my first thought was, in order to detect on females you have to have intercourse first

      Yes, but with a condom.

      So, your choice ... after you've had sex with someone new, and you see that it's turned a nasty color ... you can say "wow, you should really get checked out" ... or you have sex without a condom, and then in a few weeks you're thinking "hmmm, that's not right".

      Given the choice of knowing what you just got yourself into, and having absolutely no idea, this is a damned sight better.

      People have gotten used to condoms much more than your partner running a quick swab test.

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    12. Re:fully half baked by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Really, your post gives the impression that you don't know much about how sexual relations work. Using a condom with someone who potentially has an STD does not "defeat the purpose", it is the purpose. It allows you to have sex with someone whose infection status you're unsure of, without getting the infection. If you know someone is clean, you don't need to be dealing with condoms in the first place.

      Your "quote marks" are around something I never actually said. I don't know if you just confused me with someone else or didn't read my post properly, but anyway...

      Giving your partner a covert medical test in this way is likely to be illegal in many jurisdictions. If you feel the need to perform such tests on every new partner, your relationships are unlikely to last.

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    13. Re:fully half baked by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I have always wanted a regenerating cow. Just go out to the field and call Bessy over and hack a steak off, three hours later she has regrown the steak, and you can go out and get a roast. I figure it will not be good for the cow but it might be better than death and, well, I am an asshole so I'd go hack a steak off.

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    14. Re:fully half baked by sound+vision · · Score: 1

      Purposes better served by birth control pills.

  14. Just an idea.... by SuperDre · · Score: 1

    So as I gather from most stories around the net, this is nothing more than just an Idea, it doesn't even have a crude prototype...
    And in that case, I'd rather suggest some sort of a stick (like for testing pregnancy) to test if you have a STD.. And if I use a condom, then I really don't care if the other has a STD (well at least not one that transmits through intercourse), that's what's the condom is for (next to birthcontrol)...

  15. Just a braindead concept, nothing more by Wdi · · Score: 1

    First, so far this is just an idea. Zero development of the detection chemistry has been performed. But hey, at least they have already decided on their indicator color scheme!

    Second, the concept requires that the antibodies, coloring agents and supporting chemicals come into direct bodily contact with (mucous) skin. That is very different from normal medicinal tests where you scrape off or otherwise obtain test material and then add additional chemicals far away from your body in a test tube. The FDA will look very, very closely at this and require lots of tests before it would grant approval. Lots of enormously expensive tests, far beyond what a novelty condom could ever earn.

    So in summary - a creative but stupid idea.

  16. Needs to detect on the inside by kooky45 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps it's for men to see if the women are infected after they have sex. But really the detection should be on the inside of the condom so the woman can see if the man has an STD before the sex.

  17. the so-what-does-plaid-mean dept. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    from the so-what-does-plaid-mean dept.

    It means 'ludicrous speed' :(

  18. Pretty colors by ai4px · · Score: 1
    Ummmm.... if it turns brown, what does *that* indicate??

    Back in my day we used to say "If it smells like cologne, leave it alone, if it smells like fish, make it a dish". Now get off my lawn with your fancy schmancy color changing condoms!

    1. Re:Pretty colors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Brown means "Wrong Hole"

  19. Huh? This doesn't make sense by argStyopa · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "This material, which is still in the concept stage..."

    That's ridiculous. How is this different than sitting around bullshitting with your friends about how cool it would be to have flying cars? "Wouldn't it be cool if you had a condom that changed color when an std was present?"

    And hey, look at that, they've already picked the colors!

    This is absurd for so many reasons.
    1) as most people familiar with condoms would recognize, when a condom's in full use it's quite frequently dark and/or not exactly exposed to where you can see it.
    2) I'm not really interested in using my dong as the dipstick, no matter what it's sheathed in. I'd really rather know the STD status *before* the dick goes in
    3) considering the really rather astonishing materials science behind the construction of condoms, it's not like one can easily mix in additives - anything that's going to be part of the latex but isn't directly contributing to strength is going to be a weakness. And what are its ongoing effects on the latex over the long shelf-life and sometimes difficult storage conditions (ie wallet for far too long)? You going to use such a condom if the failure rate is 2x-3x that of normal condoms?
    4) the "magic" substance that changes colors in the presence of an STD has YET TO BE INVENTED.

    Christ.

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  20. Re:I thought the point was protection? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    Or you say "Chlamydia! .... meh ... can be treated." And keep going.

  21. Endless possibilities by Snufu · · Score: 1

    The condom:
    -- Turns blue if both partners are democrat, red if both republican, confederate flag pattern if either partner is racist.
    -- Displays outdoors and "indoors" temperature.
    -- Plays recorded "Echo....echo...echo" audio at the point of entry.
    -- Sounds alarm if she is a he, or he is a she.

  22. Re:This ain't "news for nerds"... by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    Because his hand cheats on him.

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  23. Re:Huh? This doesn't make sense by Overzeetop · · Score: 2

    "1) as most people familiar with condoms would recognize, when a condom's in full use it's quite frequently dark and/or not exactly exposed to where you can see it."

    BOOM - my invention is to make the colors glow in the dark. Hold on while I call my patent lawyer...

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  24. And black for Lohan by NotDrWho · · Score: 1

    green for chlamydia, yellow for herpes, purple for HPV, and blue for syphilis

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  25. Pregnancy test by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

    They should start small and do a condom that is also a pregnancy test.

  26. inside or out by Punko · · Score: 2

    Is the colour meant to display for the condition of the wearer (which could be a display in advance of coitus) or for the condition of the partner (which is a display after coitus)?

    Folks seem to be focusing on the partner's condition here. I think this idea would be far more valuable to the partner. Here put this on and we'll - hang on - blue plus yellow means clamidia and the clap - sorry fella - no joy for you. Warning of impending risk is far better than - hey wow, she's was really loaded up with bugs.

    A raincoat will keep you dry in the rain, checking the weather may keep you from going out in the rain in the first place.

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  27. Re:HIPAA by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

    No, it's not. John Q. Public is not constrained by HIPAA. If you tell me your medical information, I can tell anyone I want.

  28. Re:Isn't this story bullshit by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

    No, the story is absolutely true, it's just that nobody reads the story. Some teenagers won a contest for an idea. They have no product, no technology, etc. It's not a thing, it's just a group of kids who said "Wouldn't it be cool if..." and won a prize.

  29. Trolled by stackOVFL · · Score: 1

    Big time. Don't you see? "Hey, I'm working on my senior project and well I was wondering if you could help me out. I just need..."

    Get it? "Students" This is just a scam to get laid! Saw it coming a mile away!

  30. Inside or outside? by waspleg · · Score: 1

    If you turn it inside out do you get a different rainbow? Students create Everlasting Cockblocker...

  31. Yes I know they didn't invent jack... by PJ6 · · Score: 1

    but I submitted the story because I knew the comments would be gold. Like, "taste the rainbow".

    I'm kind of surprised at how liberally my submission was altered, though. I see a lot of boneheaded mistakes in the summaries here, now I wonder how many come from the editors.

  32. Dicking around with STD testing by penguinoid · · Score: 1

    Wah! Wah! Testing is too hard. Fuck that.

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  33. Colors by codeButcher · · Score: 1

    Why colors? I would like one that turns to strawberry flavor for $STD.

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  34. huh? by Nyall · · Score: 1

    This makes about as much sense as giving Popular Mechanics a lifetime achievement award for their invention of the flying car.

    I know I'm late to the bash party. And yeah, every once in a while a kiddy award for an idea gets onto slashdot. http://hardware.slashdot.org/s...

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  35. Re:HIPAA by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    Doctors and nurses want sex too....

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  36. And the use? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    Skipping all the questions about whether this is possible, or inspired by "rainbow parties", or whatever....

    STDs tend to be spread by unprotected sex. A condom isn't a guarantee, but in general somebody who uses condoms regularly is going to taking a lot less risk. This means it would be targeted at people who don't need it nearly as bad as the people who wouldn't use it anyway.

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  37. Interesting article in response by rst123 · · Score: 1

    I liked this analysis http://www.forbes.com/sites/ta...

    Tl; dr: it might work for some STDs but it would make the condom quite a bit thicker, and take too long for the result. For others, it's just not going to happen. Then, assuming the magic work, there's lots of reasons it's a bad idea, mostly having to do with the fact that there are people involved.

  38. Will it tell you which person is infected? by ayesnymous · · Score: 1

    I doubt that. That'd be pretty useful information.

  39. Re:"Eating your words" != GOOD nutrition by omnichad · · Score: 1

    I never cease to be amazed at what you waste your time on.