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Breathalyzer Bike Lock Stops Drunken Cyclists In Their Tracks

Zothecula writes: Driving while drunk is a bad idea even on a bike. Slowed reflexes and decreased awareness of the world around them can make a drunk cyclist a danger on the road. Working in much the same way as breath-test locks for your car, the Alcoho-Lock aims to prevent cyclists from hopping in the seat when they've had one too many. The device even comes with a smartphone app that connects with the lock over Bluetooth and lets a loved one know that you are trying to bike drunk.

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  1. And this is a big problem WHERE? by LaurenCates · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seriously, where does this happen so frequently that an invention had to be made because of it?

    Sure, there's bike-share in big cities these days, but is drunken cycling a really big problem in these places?

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    1. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by CBung · · Score: 1

      If you're not surrounded by a 2000lb steel cage, of course an intervention must take place!!

    2. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by FlexPlexico · · Score: 2

      It sounds laughable, but a lot of accidents DO happen and they DO cause harm to people. There are plenty of places that either already have laws in place or they're working towards them. See here and here for more info.

      I remember reading a while back about drunk cycling being a commonplace issue in Russia, to the extent that authorities began considering requiring licenses for riding a bike (similar to the way driving licenses work). I can't find a source for it now, so take that with a grain of salt.

      If cycling is to become popular enough to displace driving to any significant degree, we need to take whatever impact it may have seriously.

    3. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in Amsterdam and I've been biking drunk way more times than I should admit.
      Still I wouldn't buy one of these things!

    4. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by dinfinity · · Score: 1

      It sounds laughable, but a lot of accidents DO happen and they DO cause harm to people.

      Almost exclusively to themselves, though.

      Drunk people in public transportation are probably a bigger danger for the people around them than the same drunkards on bikes.

    5. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      London. Yes.

    6. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I remember reading a while back about drunk cycling being a commonplace issue in Russia

      Well, sure, but alcoholism in Russia is so rampant that it's negatively affect lifespan stats. There's a real problem, for instance, with people passing out in the dead of winter and freezing to death on the streets. So, it's likely that drunk whatever is a problem in Russia, so long as it's possible to do whatever while intoxicated.

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    7. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have been cycling drunk in Denmark many times and since a large fraction of the population cycles and drinks it is probably very common. And I know of at least one person getting seriously injured by trying to cycle home drunk. (broken jaw and wrist I think) I do not know of any cases where a drunk cyclist caused injury to another person.

      The problem with this lock is that if I'm too drunk to cycle I would drag my bike home instead and that would not be possible with this lock. And even if that was not the case I would not buy it anyway :D

    8. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by LaurenCates · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Okay, I'm seeing a lot of respondents say this is a non-US thing.

      Fair enough.

      I'm in the US, where there's this attitude of "you're safer in an SUV" prevalent. So, perhaps this has the effect of "I wouldn't be safe on a bike AT ALL", which is ultimately why people in this country hate bikers.

      In my experience (and where I'm at), "Share the Road" signs often mean "If you're on a bike, stay on the shoulder and cars will swerve around you into the left lane. That's not safer, but at least drivers aren't inconvenienced by bikers."

      In other words, biking sober is highly discouraged. Drunk biking is right out.

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    9. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by captainpanic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I live in Amsterdam and I've been biking drunk way more times than I should admit.
      Still I wouldn't buy one of these things!

      This.
      All Dutch people bike drunk (at least, those who drink also bike, since every Dutchie has a bike). But there is a decent infrastructure for bikes, and as a result there are negligible accidents with drunk bikers.
      If you grow up biking all the time (like most Dutch people), you will be able to bike home just as easily as you can walk home. A biker will (at most) cause harm to himself, if anything... but the numbers are so negligible that I cannot begin to state my disapproval of this invention.

      Also, I just already thought of a funny way to sabotage my friend's alco-lock on his bike (remember, that bike is parked outside the pub). Spray a little parfume (or any alcohol containing liquid) into it, and that bike isn't moving for the next 15-30 minutes, lolzors. Vodka shots probably work as well.
      Also, I can just breathe into all the bikes on the bike parking while drunk. :)

      And a smart drunk person will just ask someone else to open his lock.

      Why not put an alcohol lock on your shoes? Drunk walking is probably a problem too. Hell, just turn all the pubs into hotels: mandatory staying overnight until you're sober. You cannot leave if you're intoxicated. That would make the world a better place. /rant

    10. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Seriously, where does this happen so frequently that an invention had to be made because of it?

      Sure, there's bike-share in big cities these days, but is drunken cycling a really big problem in these places?

      Because MADD. After largely accomplishing their original objectives, they needed a new raison d'être.

      And since outright prohibition doesn't work at all, they push to make ethanol consumption as difficult as they can.

      So its "ZOMG! ppl iz riding bbcle drunk! It's the leading acuse of drunken bbcle aksdnts!"

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    11. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in Paris it could be usefull : a "velib" throw a truck in the senne : (french) http://www.legorafi.fr/2015/08/07/accident-mortel-percute-par-un-velib-un-poids-lourd-finit-sa-course-dans-la-seine/

    12. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In ANY large Dutch city, after around midnight, especially in the weekends, probably more than 50% of cyclists will be under the influence of alcohol.
      No biggie.

    13. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First how would bike bike messengers get home from the pub i speak from experience and 2nd why would anyone buy this lock it will cost more and it looks useless.
      That is the real question is who would buy this?

    14. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      A biker will (at most) cause harm to himself, if anything...

      That's only true as long as they stick to bike paths, and don't use public roads. A bicyclist can do major damage to another cyclist, or to a pedestrian, and they can certainly cause a car accident.

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    15. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So . . . cyclists are just like drivers, but without the ability to cause massive carnage?

    16. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by Aqualung812 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I just had a bicyclist pass another bicyclist while I was going by, while there was traffic in the other lane. I almost drove straight up his asshole, and he would have deserved it too,

      In my state, at least, riding two abreast is completely legal.

      Those bikes are traffic, and they were ahead of you. You shouldn't be passing them until you can do so safely by getting all 4 of your tires in the next lane.

      If there was an oncoming car, you made an unsafe pass.

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    17. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by rane_man · · Score: 1

      I think this is a fantastic idea. I see dozens--no, hundreds!--of drunk cyclists every single day. How else do you explain their cutting into traffic and rolling through stop signs? And their clothing...ugggh their clothing. Drunkards!!!

    18. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is designed to push up bike sales by increasing bike theft. Think about it. Someone rode a bike to a bar and got drunk. They are making poor decisions because - well they are drunk and even before that they rode a bike to a bar. So their stupid bike won't let them ride home or to another bar. What do they do? They steal a bike - because they are drunk and making bad decisions. Wonderful.

    19. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and they can certainly cause a car accident.

      Outside of the bike plowing into the car, which will only cause minor dents and some scratched paint, the bicyclist cannot force the driver into an accident - that's entirely on the driver and how he/she reacts to the sudden appearance of the bicyclist. That's pretty much the ideal - the drunk idiot on the bike is largely the only one at any risk.

    20. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by jittles · · Score: 1

      Seriously, where does this happen so frequently that an invention had to be made because of it?

      Sure, there's bike-share in big cities these days, but is drunken cycling a really big problem in these places?

      The beach community I live in has a bit of a problem with this. The issue isn't drunken bikers, per se, but the route they choose to take when they bike home. The police started issuing DUIs to bicyclists after several incidents with drunken bicyclists swerving out into traffic on one of the only busy roads in the community. In my particular community, one could easily bike anywhere they need to go strictly on almost completely deserted residential roads at the cost of maybe an extra 5 minutes. So the police turn a blind eye to people who bike through neighborhoods and stop pretty much everyone who looks remotely drunk on the major roads after midnight.

    21. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Europe, Asia, ... (just say, non-USA) and young, working-class USA cities (aka hipster cities)

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    22. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, not 'almost exclusively to themselves'. What about the driver who has to evade some drunk biker and hits something else? What about the driver who hits the drunk biker? What about everyone who has to cover the bikers medical bills with rising insurance rates?

    23. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, in the Netherlands motorists are always liable for cyclists' medical bills in collisions, no matter who is at fault, so in case of a drunk cyclist crossing into the road in front of you, swerving and hitting a parked car is usually preferable...

    24. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by LaurenCates · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. I live in a fairly rural/suburban community.

      I also have ATVs to fight with.

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    25. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      In my state, at least, riding two abreast is completely legal.

      Those bikes are traffic, and they were ahead of you. You shouldn't be passing them until you can do so safely by getting all 4 of your tires in the next lane.

      As a former-frequent bicyclist, I hate that attitude and the asinine laws that are built around it. If there is a group of two to ten bicyclists riding down a busy road, they should be riding single file, at the same speed, and as far right as is safely possible. When I rode, alone or in small groups, that is how we rode on busy roads. (Empty roads are another story.)

      In large groups, such as a biking club, that has ten to a hundred people riding a route has more reason to double up, or for single riders to be passing others at some point. When I rode with a biking club, we still rode to the right edge as possible, even when two abreast or passing.

      To claim that the only way a driver can pass a single file of cyclists is if he can get all four wheels across the center line is what I object to. If he can move half-way over and pass safely, why would he need to put his entire vehicle into another lane instead? Just because some assholes can't let other travelers share "their" road? Not a reasonable justification.

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    26. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I just had a bicyclist pass another bicyclist while I was going by, while there was traffic in the other lane. I almost drove straight up his asshole, and he would have deserved it too,

      In my state, at least, riding two abreast is completely legal.

      Pulling out in front of traffic to do it without warning is just as illegal for a bicycle as it is for an automobile. He cut me off, and if I had been paying less attention, he would be dead. He is a goddamned idiot and a menace to public safety. He certainly didn't signal his illegal maneuver, either, which is just as much of a legal requirement for a cyclist as it is for a motorist if you're planning to interfere with traffic.

      If there was an oncoming car, you made an unsafe pass.

      There was plenty of room for me to pass if a cyclist didn't make an illegal and unsafe pass. He didn't look, he didn't signal, he didn't think. He just did it. It was on an uphill grade, so he was distracted by all the hard work he was doing, but I don't give one tenth of one shit. That's his choice. He also needs to choose to obey the other laws of the road if he wants respect.

      I certainly don't want to hit anyone regardless of fault, so I drive with full knowledge that a cyclist (or anyone) may do something fucking stupid at any time. It's a good thing, because they often do.

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    27. Re: And this is a big problem WHERE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's your problem. Shouldn't the person acting recklessly (the drunk biker inthis case) be liable for the damages and injury he causes?

    28. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      A bicyclist can do major damage to another cyclist, or to a pedestrian, and they can certainly cause a car accident.

      Theoretically possible, and not completely unknown but much, much, much rarer. I lived in Cambridge for must have been about 8 years. Lots of bikes, and due to the high student population, lots of people after they'd had a few. Well, I can't exactly not claim to not have done it myself.

      By far the majority of accidents were caused by cars. Despite bikers doing stupid things, most of the accidents were caused by car drivers doing stupid things like trying to pass a bike with indufficient room.

      Thing is when most people cycle, most of those don't cycle very fast. I'm one of the nutters who tends to tear around at top speed as much as possible, but most people don't. Even so, I had a few accidents. I t-boned another bike who didn't bother to stop at a junction and I had a literal head on collision with a biker as we were both trying to avoid antisocial pedestrians who were using the bike path.

      We all walked/rode away happily.

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    29. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by Aqualung812 · · Score: 1

      He certainly didn't signal his illegal maneuver, either, which is just as much of a legal requirement for a cyclist as it is for a motorist if you're planning to interfere with traffic.

      If he was already occupying the lane, he wasn't interfering with traffic. He has the right to the lane.

      He also needs to choose to obey the other laws of the road if he wants respect.

      So, I assume when you did this pass UPHILL, it wasn't across a solid yellow line?

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    30. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by Aqualung812 · · Score: 1

      If he can move half-way over and pass safely, why would he need to put his entire vehicle into another lane instead?

      If he can move half-way over safely, he can move fully over safely.
      If he can't move fully over safely, then if any of the three vehicles (northbound car, southbound car, and southbound cyclist) shift at all (say, to avoid an obstacle), the cyclist dies.

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    31. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, where does this happen so frequently that an invention had to be made because of it?

      Sure, there's bike-share in big cities these days, but is drunken cycling a really big problem in these places?

      Can they make one for horses? That sounds like a more common rural problem.

    32. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      If he can move half-way over and pass safely, why would he need to put his entire vehicle into another lane instead?

      If he can move half-way over safely, he can move fully over safely.

      What if there is a two lane road, with a single car trying to drive down it, and along each edge, going in the correct direction, there are bicyclists riding single file? The car can't go fully into the other lane without hitting the oncoming cyclists. But he could quite safely travel down the road straddling the center line. Hypothetical? Not really, as I'm sure it happens at some point in the country often enough to be a valid argument against "all four tires".

      In addition, in normal traffic, with just one cyclist on the road, a driver can slow down and wait for a break in oncoming traffic, swerve half way over while gunning the engine, and swerve back after passing the cyclist yet quickly enough to avoid the next oncoming vehicle. With the "all four tires" rule, he would have to simply follow a bicycle until the oncoming lane is empty for a considerable distance.

      The argument of "but the cyclist might have to swerve" is a cop out. With a car waiting behind him, the cyclist still would swerve, and maybe even fall over, except now he has a car driving over him rather than passing him.

      Let me repeat that I used to ride extensively, before I got married and got fat and lazy. I never expected a car to wait behind me until the road was empty. Because that attitude is what I and other posters above were talking about with regard to anger towards bicyclists. "Share the road" has to be a fully bi-directional process, otherwise bicyclists get killed.

      If he can't move fully over safely, then if any of the three vehicles (northbound car, southbound car, and southbound cyclist) shift at all (say, to avoid an obstacle), the cyclist dies.

      If the driver can move over safely, yet only half-way, he can pass when there is a gap in traffic, rather than having to wait until the road is empty. I'm not saying to swerve two feet over at 80 mph and take a chance that the cyclist gets smeared across the pavement. But having a cyclist bring a line of cars from 45 mph to 15 mph is a sure way to get cyclists killed.

      Rather than mandating "all four tires" laws, it would make more sense to mandate bike lanes and paths along all major roads, to avoid this entire situation. Also have crews keep bike lanes clear of debris, and patch holes quickly. (Hire cycling enthusiasts to do that work, separate from any other road department crew.) It would seem to save more cyclists lives than pissing off drivers even more than some of them are already.

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    33. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by del_diablo · · Score: 1

      And thats a nice thing.
      So you got:
      1. Bikers already in a separate lane
      2. You can't accidentally hit the assholes
      This creates greatness. Even if tight suit commuters are assholes.

    34. Re: And this is a big problem WHERE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you're saying is that the potential harm varies widely over a spectrum and that it's dependent on the surroundings?

      That's great, except of course in the US we're stupid enough to treat this the exact same as driving a car while plastered with zero regard for circumstances. Then again we're stupid enough to charge people with DUI for sleeping in the back seats of cars in an attempt to, you know, be safe. Our laws are insane here.

    35. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a common occurrence for me in college my roommates also. I had a roommate riding back from a liquor store carrying a case of beer. He fell into the street, didn't get hit but the case burst open and had to walk back to the apt

    36. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If he was already occupying the lane, he wasn't interfering with traffic. He has the right to the lane.

      He wasn't already occupying the lane. He was in the bicycle lane. You assumed he was already occupying the lane, because that's the version of the narrative you want to believe.

      So, I assume when you did this pass UPHILL, it wasn't across a solid yellow line?

      Well, after I waited for him to complete his illegal pass, which was illegal because it was a) a direct obstruction to the flow of traffic and b) unannounced, no, I didn't have to pass the solid double yellow line, not even to give him the three feet of special snowflake clearance that only cyclists get — not motorcyclists, not other vehicles, not clearance required on the side of the road for cars, not even pedestrians, just bicyclists.

      Here's the thing, I really do support having the wide shoulder/cycle lanes that would benefit everyone, I support rails to trails, I don't run bicyclists over even when they act like goddamned idiots, so why would you assume that I'm the bad guy when I tell you the story? Oh, because bicyclists are always right, because they're going to save the world, right? Well, stick that cape up your ass, so at least it can provide some amusement to others when you fart. I want to be your ally. But you've got to expect cyclists to follow the rules of the road which are there for all of our protection just as much as you expect it out of me, or you're just an ass.

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    37. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The parade of stupid bike inventions continues.
      It's astounding to think that anyone would ever buy this. It's a self restricting tool which has the sole function of reducing the utility of cheaper products. There must be an assumption that somehow law enforcement would purchase these for BUI scofflaws, but such people do not exist. Even though there is some discussion about european drunk cycling, that doesn't mean what you'd think - if you consider for a moment that alcohol impairs balance, "drunk" on a bike is much less of a problem than drunk in a car - where you don't even need to be able to stand up to physically operate the controls.

    38. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in a rural area and have never seen anyone riding a horse but I did see a number of horseback riders on a trip to SanDiego (Penasquitos trail) in the city.

    39. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by sudon't · · Score: 1

      What about all the millions of bad things that can happen? We have to protect everybody from everything, especially themselves!

      I knew this helicopter parenting was going to start producing shit like this, once the kids got older.

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    40. Re: And this is a big problem WHERE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't limit it to roads. Mountain bikers can't read signs or follow rules either. It's part of biking culture.

    41. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by inasity_rules · · Score: 1

      Heck, I could bike just fine drunk when I was a student. Only problem was I would go from "can't walk straight" drunk to stone cold sober by the time I got home... It was a fair distance, and there were hills. I suppose that isn't really a problem, but it was to me...

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    42. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Not boulevard - median, median strip, or central reserve for the UK folks.

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    43. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the real question is "where the fuck did you learn to write?"

    44. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is.

      But where are my shoe breathalyzers? Do you know how often a drunk person tries to walk home and is hit by a vehicle? I don't, but we still need to stop them from doing it.

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    45. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      which is ultimately why people in this country hate bikers.

      Personally I hate bikes because they don't obey traffic laws. Running lights, ignoring stop signs, etc.

    46. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hip flask. Solves all your problems. Makes you look like an alcoholic, though. But, hey, screw you guys. I just like a drink, so what's wrong with that? Leave me alone you jerks.

    47. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Seriously, where does this happen so frequently that an invention had to be made because of it?

      Sure, there's bike-share in big cities these days, but is drunken cycling a really big problem in these places?

      Cyclists are demanding the same rights as motorists, no reason why they shouldn't have to have the same responsibilities.

      Back in the days when the bloke riding home from the pub was smart enough to stay on the foot path it was fine, but the cyclists sense of self entitlement has gotten so big that they've demanded everyone rides on the road and tried to make it illegal to ride on foot paths. An experienced and sober cyclists wobbles enough as it is and are a big enough hindrance and danger to other road users, as a motorist I'd hate to see one blind drunk that has an even higher risk of falling over in front of me and no, it is not reasonable to force motorists to drive at 15.5 KPH (average speed of a cyclist in the bike Mecca of Amsterdam), especially on a clear road.

      So as long as cyclists demand on using the roads, I see no reason why they shouldn't be held to the same laws and standards as motorists.

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    48. Re:And this is a big problem WHERE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you. As a non-frenchman living in France, I did not know about that site. Kind of like the Onion, but in French...

  2. Not an issue in Leuven, Belgium. by houghi · · Score: 2

    Leuven, Belgium (where AB InBev comes from) is a student city. So a lot of beer and a lot of students that drink more than average and certainly more than allowed.

    There are also a lot of people on a bike, however this machine would not be an issue. They would just steal another bike.

    The next day they will pick up their old bike, if they can remember where it was. Otherwise it stays till the next cleanup.

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  3. Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Horrible idea. This problem should not be solved with technology.

    1. Re: Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      We tried to solve it with fire. It got out of hand.

  4. Do you still need a normal lock? by jonwil · · Score: 1

    Or does this lock also feature a combination or key so that some random bike thief (who probably hasn't been drinking any alcohol) can't just come up, blow into it and steal your bike?

    1. Re:Do you still need a normal lock? by RDW · · Score: 3, Funny

      Even if they can't steal your bike, can they steal your $300 lock?! Also, don't most cyclists have another rather obvious means of blowing (alcohol-free) air into a tube..?

  5. Walking is dangerious when drunk.... by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Informative

    A drunk biker is safer then a drunk driver.
    1. They are exercising so blood is pumping and creating energy that a downer like alcohol to prevent. Cars on the other hand you can be very relaxed and amplify the sedative effect.

    2. Bikers do get some leeway, they can drive on the sidewalk away from traffic without mush hassle, although you suppose to ride in the road, it isn't inforced. They can also drive in the breakdown lane.

    3. Exponential less damage when they hit something. Sure you can get hurt but your collateral damage is much less.
    The issue with drunk driving isn't about the safety of the drunk, but the safety of others. A biked drunk will cause less damage.

    This device only removed an other transportation method for people who may had a bit too much to drink. While offering little actual safety advantage.

    If you are dangerious to bike, you probably wouldn't get too far anyways.

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    1. Re:Walking is dangerious when drunk.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So cycling drunk is perfectly safe for you as long as you ride where you're not supposed to ride and put other pedestrians at risk instead of yourself. And is the damage is exponentially less than not hitting someone because you were on the road where you were supposed to be, and you weren't drunk?

      Drink within walking distance of your home or TAKE A FUCKING CAB/BUS/TRAIN/WHATEVER.

    2. Re:Walking is dangerious when drunk.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they can drive on the sidewalk away from traffic without mush hassle

      I'm gonna have to ask you to step out of your car sir...

  6. Self-respecting drunks by macraig · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No self-respecting cyclist drunk will ever voluntarily purchase one of these, and they can't serve a purpose sitting on a store shelf, so what's the point? Will the manufacturer now secretly draft boilerplate for new state legislation that will require the use of breathalyzer locks by all cyclists and make it a criminal offense to refuse, thus guaranteeing themselves a captive market?

    (Don't laugh; how do you think California wound up with laws mandating bicycle helmets, car insurance, and smog checks, among other things? Assemblymen had little faeries with deep pocketses whispering in their ears. Captive markets created by and for corporate interests.)

    1. Re:Self-respecting drunks by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 4, Funny

      No self-respecting cyclist drunk will ever voluntarily purchase one of these,

      This product is worthy of a Lance Armstrong endorsement.

    2. Re:Self-respecting drunks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More likely, this may be court ordered, after a person has been convicted of something, or as terms of plea bargain.

    3. Re:Self-respecting drunks by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      No self-respecting cyclist drunk will ever voluntarily purchase one of these, and they can't serve a purpose sitting on a store shelf, so what's the point? Will the manufacturer now secretly draft boilerplate for new state legislation that will require the use of breathalyzer locks by all cyclists and make it a criminal offense to refuse, thus guaranteeing themselves a captive market?

      Not by all cyclists, just those with a DUI. If it's reasonable to force people to install them on their cars, it's reasonable to make people use them with their bicycle in the same circumstances.

      (Note if..then, I'm not really sure what I think, except that I think most of the existing devices are bullshit, but I also think drunk driving is bullshit)

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    4. Re:Self-respecting drunks by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      Any crime that does not involve anybody else is bullshit. Drunk driving is stupid but should not be a crime until you damage something that is not yours or somehow impact another.

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    5. Re:Self-respecting drunks by johanw · · Score: 1

      It is much more difficult and expensive to get a spare car, and driving a car requires a license. A spare bike on the other hand would be much cheaper than the lock (2nd hand oldies go here for about $50 - 100), and you don't need a license to drive one and bikes don't have license plates who tell the state who's their owner.

    6. Re:Self-respecting drunks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about being a negligent operator of a nuclear power plant ? Should pressing buttons at random not be a crime until you actually cause a meltdown ?

    7. Re:Self-respecting drunks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct. Criminal convictions for things that you might do, or could have happened, is not justice. No damages = no crime

    8. Re:Self-respecting drunks by Whatsisname · · Score: 1

      If it's reasonable to force people to install them on their cars, it's reasonable to make people use them with their bicycle in the same circumstances

      No, it is not reasonable. A 30 lb bicycle, which for most riders barely goes above 20mph, being considered equivalent to a 2000+ pound machine that can trivially exceed 80 mph, is downright idiotic.

    9. Re:Self-respecting drunks by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Any crime that does not involve anybody else is bullshit. Drunk driving is stupid but should not be a crime until you damage something that is not yours or somehow impact another.

      The problem is choice. You chose to drink, you chose to drive. Society is the one who pays for your choices. Driving is one of the few activities you can do where the damage is borne disproportionately on those around you, and not on the person performing the activity.

      Sure, you crash into a tree and die, no big deal. But more often than not, vehicular accidents typically involve people who had no choice in the matter. I can be the world's safest driver, but that means diddly squat if some drunken idiot T-bones me.

      And that's why we prosecute it - because your choices affect other people, even if a crime did not happen directly. In fact, in a lot of places, it makes sense that drinking and driving is considered a criminal offense - if you kill someone, it's no longer just a minor accident - it's manslaughter. (It's not murder because that requires malice aforethought to kill someone specific, though in some jurisdictions, it can be upgraded from manslaughter to murder).

      And yes, a cyclist can do a lot of harm to pedestrians as well - because they go fast. It's not mass now, it's velocity.

      The only really good thing is that drunk driving is rapidly falling as the #1 cause of accidents on the road. Unfortunately, it's distracted driving that's becoming the #1 cause. At least in general cyclists haven't taken up the need to ride and text - probably because there's enough hazards without creating more for themselves (if you're riding besides a bunch of parked cars, you prepare yourself for a dooring and thus ride in a way to minimize harm to yourself. Not so much if you're distracted by texting.)

    10. Re:Self-respecting drunks by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      Regardless of what might have happened your supporting laws that punish for what might have happened. Your quickly get into thoughtcrime. Requiring that you need an aggrieved party makes far more sense.

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    11. Re:Self-respecting drunks by yarbo · · Score: 1

      Bicycle helmets are not mandatory in California.

    12. Re:Self-respecting drunks by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I always thought that you should be allowed to drive drunk if you carried the appropriate insurance AND had a car painted bright orange that had flashing lights and a banner that announced that you are driving drunk. It should probably be speed limited.

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    13. Re:Self-respecting drunks by macraig · · Score: 1

      When did that get repealed?

  7. Who is it for, really? by Gaygirlie · · Score: 2

    If a person is willing to drive a bike under influence why would they then go and deliberately prevent themselves from doing that? It's not really much different from alco-locks in cars: the people who are most against it are most likely the ones most in need of it. All of this just begs the question: who is the lock for, who is it that is going to buy and install those locks on stuff for the people who most likely should have them and then maintain the locks?

    1. Re:Who is it for, really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK but I'll invest because you can sell the basic concept to public hire bikes such as appear on the streets of London now. You have a patent right? You don't? It's just a student craft project based on readily-available technology? Oh, well, then I'm out.

    2. Re:Who is it for, really? by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 1

      Next time you see a bicycle (especially a POS) outside the local neighborhood liquor store or bar, just remind yourself that the person using it is doing so because they had their license revoked for DUI. Just sayin'.

      Meanwhile your begged question is right on the money.

    3. Re:Who is it for, really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you're saying is that regular cyclists don't drink?
      Or that people only cycle if they can't get a driving licence?

  8. Only one thing stands out to me. by aduxorth · · Score: 1

    The app to let your 'friends'/loved ones know that you are up to doing something that has a reasonable chance of ending out badly.

  9. A non-solution ignoring the elephant in the room. by elal1862 · · Score: 1

    Build infrastructure where cyclists are not a mere afterthought, instead - and drunk cyclists become a non-issue.

  10. Oh dear oh dear by DrXym · · Score: 1
    So I'm going out on the piss and riding a bike - why exactly would I be inclined to take an alco-lock with me? The answer is I wouldn't. Either I intend to ride home regardless or I intend to lock the bike up securely in the morning in which I case I need a big chain. Either way the lock has no purpose. And bluetooth and a smart phone app? For fucks sake....

    The only thing that surprises me about this useless gadget is that it actually exists as a thing on sale right now instead of being yet another harebrained kickstarter project.

  11. Anything by markdavis · · Score: 1

    >"Driving while drunk is a bad idea even on a bike"

    Doing most anything that requires movement or thinking is a bad idea while drug intoxicated.

    1. Re:Anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > Doing most anything that requires movement or thinking is a bad idea while drug intoxicated.

      Although it doesn't require much thinking, lots of movement is involved in the production of the future generation. That job often happens intoxicated, but few /. readers have anything to do with such a curriculum.

  12. Drunk driving is still a problem by sjbe · · Score: 2

    Because MADD. After largely accomplishing their original objectives, they needed a new raison d'être.

    Umm, what gives you the idea that drunk driving is no longer a problem? Roughly 1/3 of all accidents in the US involve alcohol according to eh CDC. That was about 10,000 people in the US in 2013.

    You weren't by any chance involved with George Bush's "Mission Accomplished" banner were you?

    1. Re:Drunk driving is still a problem by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That was about 10,000 people in the US in 2013.

      You weren't by any chance involved with George Bush's "Mission Accomplished" banner were you?

      About 33 percent of the number of people killed by guns in the US - depending on your metrics. Don't see too many people giving a shit about that number.

      Respectfully, 10,000 people a year is a barely a blip on the radar when dealing with causes of death. You don't want to hear that, I'm sure, but the drunken driving issue in the US is well into diminishing returns as far as resources expended. When we have random checkpoints set up to fine and incarcerate people who haven't even been in an accident, and when we lower the BAC level needed for conviction, we're running out of options other than setting snipers outside of bars and maybe swatting people if their credit card statements show they ever purchased anything at a liquor store.

      To my argument, there is a reason we're seeing those stickers that say "Impairment begins with the first drink" on cars with a MADD sticker on them. Maybe it's time we start random stops and testing for Alka Seltzer Plus intoxication, or banning people who have colds from driving.

      Before you call that ridiculous, my father once ran into a light pole when he had a nasty cold and coughed and spit out the window - totaled his car. We used to tease him about "going into hock" for his new car after that accident.

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    2. Re:Drunk driving is still a problem by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      About 33 percent of the number of people killed by guns in the US - depending on your metrics. Don't see too many people giving a shit about that number.

      Except that most of the people killed by guns in the USA are killed by themselves...

      To my argument, there is a reason we're seeing those stickers that say "Impairment begins with the first drink" on cars with a MADD sticker on them. Maybe it's time we start random stops and testing for Alka Seltzer Plus intoxication, or banning people who have colds from driving.

      How about the cops stop pulling people over for being black, and start pulling people over for driving like shit? They'd have plenty of time.

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    3. Re:Drunk driving is still a problem by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      About 33 percent of the number of people killed by guns in the US - depending on your metrics. Don't see too many people giving a shit about that number.

      Respectfully, 10,000 people a year is a barely a blip on the radar when dealing with causes of death.

      The other 2/3 are gun-related suicides. I don't think a valid statistical conclusion can be drawn including the suicide numbers.

      Those numbers are the number of deaths, not the number of injuries too. I'd imagine the number of injuries greatly increases the numbers making things more than a blip on the radar. According to the CDC, $59 billion is the annual cost of alcohol-related accidents. Also more than just a blip on the radar.

    4. Re:Drunk driving is still a problem by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 3, Interesting

      How about the cops stop pulling people over for being black, and start pulling people over for driving like shit? They'd have plenty of time.

      Semi related note about the profiling thing - My wife bought a new car a few years back. And we started getting pulled over a lot. Never a ticket issued. Wondering just what the hell, I did a little research. Turns out that Suzuki Arieo's were a favorite of young male drivers who wanted a "tuner" for not too much money.

      Also explained the looks of confusion on the gendarme's face, when they were expecting to give some kid a shakedown, and it's a semi respectable olde farte like me was driving the thing. A severe moment of cognitive dissonance for the poor guy. Getting rid of that car, and going back to our Jeeps solved the profiling problem.

      Now, its time for an Alka-Seltzer Plus, and I can quit any time I want - that's right. Besides, it's those nuts driving under the influence of Nyquil who are the real problem.

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    5. Re:Drunk driving is still a problem by fnj · · Score: 1

      You weren't by any chance involved with George Bush's "Mission Accomplished" banner were you?

      Fucking retard.

    6. Re:Drunk driving is still a problem by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      When MADD started out, roughly 2/3 of the accidents and deaths were caused by drunk driving. So that value has been cut in half over the last couple decades, which is good. And it's not just the convenient ratio, but the actual number of deaths per year from drunk driving has been cut in half.

      Today's problem really is that the other part of that ratio has doubled, with the same increase in actual deaths from sober drivers. So, while drunks now kill half as meany people as they used to, and face stiff penalties for even driving drunk without killing anyone, sober drivers have taken up the slack and redoubled their efforts. But, since they are sober, apparently no serious action is taken against them.

      How often do you see someone driving like a idiot (high speed, changing lanes like crazy, tailgating at 80 mph, etc), yet they never get a ticket. Instead the cops reserve their stakeout time for "bar closing time" and "click it or ticket". Even the cops I see on the median of the highway here seem to sit there for a long time, when everyone in the fast lane is speeding, and half the people in the middle lane are swerving around using the right two lanes to pass the speeders. I have never seen the highway patrol race out and pull those people over.

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    7. Re: Drunk driving is still a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Involves alcohol' is an interesting term. In the case of data collection it literally means that ANYBODY involved in the accident had a measurable (not necessarily illegal) account of alcohol in their system.

      Example: I get drunk in a bar and you, not having had one drink, drive me home. While we're stopped at a red light, another totally sober driver rear ends us. That is an alcohol related accident by definition.

      MADD never tells you stuff like that, do they? Of course not. It makes the issue seen bigger than it is and provides them more justification for their prohibitionist agenda.

    8. Re:Drunk driving is still a problem by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      "Umm, what gives you the idea that drunk driving is no longer a problem?"

      Umm, what makes you think making "drunk driving is no longer a problem" was their "original" objective? It is their recruitment phrase, nothing more.

      MADD's ideal achievement would be prohibition. They support preposterous minimum drinking ages and absurdly low definitions of "drunkenness". They want mandatory ignition interlocks on all cars. They feel entitled to insert themselves into law enforcement practices. MADD is a problem, not a solution, and they should be opposed.

    9. Re:Drunk driving is still a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Similar thing happened to my dad, He had a Dodge Neon sport with a sunroof and spoiler. He was pulled over doing 30 on a residential road with a posted Speed of 30. the cop obviously thought he was pulling over a kid and could give a ticket without having to back it up.

      The cop started out by asking, "do you know how fast you were going?" and receiving a response "30, so why are you pulling me over?" from a middle-aged guy with his wife and adult son. The cop immediately backed down and let my dad go without even a warning.

      The profiling happens quite a bit.

  13. Internet of stupid things by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
    So let me get this straight.....

    On the always secure internet, where law enforcement pretty much has access to everything on your phone, a person is going to put this device on their bicycle, and the app is going to report that they are out in public drunk?

    Golly gosh - who else is going to get that information? Officer Friendly might just happen along to visit you at the bike rack.

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  14. Cyanogen mod points for a cynical. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Driving while drunk is a bad idea even on a bike

    Depends on the point of view. For those on a waiting list for organ transplants a dead cyclist is a good cyclist. Usually they die of head injuries (*), leaving the torso up for grabs. Up to six people can be saved by carving out the organs. Furthermore muscle-powered cyclists, even hobby riders, have better shape than the average couch potatoid, so they yield healthy hearts, lungs, kidneys.

    (*) Please don't wear a helmet, it's bad for your hairstyle! You don't want to survive anyhow, just to become a paraplegic from a broken neck spine. Please don't wear a helmet!

    Disclaimer: where I live, hungarian authorities recently made it legal to ride a bicycle in a drunken state even on lesser highways (but not the autobahn). There is no set limit in blood thousandths, so one can be drunken enough to be confined to all-four and yet legal to ride a recumbent. I think they are after organs for transplant.

  15. pee on lock by queBurro · · Score: 1

    what's to stop another drunk peeing on my 'alcolock'? peeing on the bit where I put my mouth? this would be enough for me to never buy this stupid, unneeded product you're trying to push

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    1. Re:pee on lock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a weird person arn't you? I mean whats to stop anybody from peeing on almost anything you own. I could break into your house and pee in the back part of your toilet, so when you flush pee comes out. Somebody could also and quite possibly already has, pee'd in your Coke.

  16. Re:A non-solution ignoring the elephant in the roo by queBurro · · Score: 3, Informative

    we'll pay our fair share. Don't bikes cause something like 1/10.000 of the damage to a road that a car does? looks like it's the cars that are subsidised anyway according to: http://www.wired.com/2014/11/9...

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  17. Really stupid by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    What a stupid idea. Anybody who buys one needs to come see me about buying this bridge I have for sale.

  18. Re:A non-solution ignoring the elephant in the roo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They already do via taxation.
    The driver shares in the cost of the cycling path, just as the cyclist shares in the cost of whatever the drivers require.

    Cycling infrastructure is pretty cheap compared to car roads. Bicycles are much lighter, don't require the same depth of road bedding to absorb vibration, the lanes are much narrower, and they cause much less wear on the road.

  19. Re:A non-solution ignoring the elephant in the roo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cyclists pay taxes like anyone else.

  20. For people under court order? by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    For people under court order?

    1. Re:For people under court order? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For people under court order?

      LOL that must happen a lot. IT'S NOT a motor vehicle and news flash there is no market for this lock or any lock that costs 300$ and cannot secure a bike. who the fuck builds a lock with aluminium and would buy this dogs egg.

  21. Really? Bike already has that feature built in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It doesn't really go far if at all, if owner is drunk.

  22. Re:A non-solution ignoring the elephant in the roo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Start charging cyclist for said infrastructure too?

    So cyclist don't pay taxes? and do the exact same damage to roads as every other vehicle?
    I am an ex cycle messenger i do not need a bike lane.

    Btw this lock is garbage it must be invented buy someone who does not ride.
    you cannot lock the bike to anything solid it is a pointless lock i will stay with my under 100$ German made lock.

  23. The 2000lbs cages are the problem by DrYak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The 2000lbs steel cages are the problem.

    If you bike while surrounded by these steel caches, yes biking while drunk is going to be a serious danger. Your lack of reflexes and attention might end you up painting red the front bumper of some gaz guzzler.

    If you live in Europe, there's a high chance that you bike on separate bike lanes, where you mostly only encounter other bikes (with drunken or sober bikers on them). At worst, you'll get some scratches and bruises if you managed to collide into another biker as drunk as you are.

    Biking while drunk is a lot safer than driving while drunk, and provides a safer way of transportation when you want to have a few drings before going home.
    - A breathalyzer bike lock would just discourage people using this "safer-while-drunk" transportation device when drunk.
    - Building separate bike lanes would let drunks drive only among other bikers, no car arround, and thus give a safer solution to drive home while drunk. (compared to use a car while drunk, for example).

    (Of course, eventually, self-driving cars will render the whole point moot, eventually...)

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    1. Re:The 2000lbs cages are the problem by TheCarp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually....I have to say, I think in the US the real problem is inexperience. Not just on the part of car drivers but of bicyclists as well.

      I grew up riding a bike. I learned to ride a bicycle living on the longest main road in one of the most densly populated cities in the US (we compete with burroughs of NYC for density). I had no bike lanes and city busses passing me going 35 at 2 feet away. I learned to navigate rotaries....but...nobody was riding back then. It was something kids or the occasional DUI convict did.

      Now bikes are everywhere and some of them are clueless.

      Just the other day I stopped for a pedestrian entering the crosswalk on the right. Bicyclist next to me completely ignored this and almost creamed a 70 year old woman entering the road, just kept right on going. The woman had to step back to avoid being hit and still was brushed.

      A few months back I was in heavy traffic approaching a crosswalk. I saw a bicyclist on the side street across the road. He was approaching at about 25 MPH, and what did he do when he got to the intersection? He scooted over to the crosswalk and crossed the street at full speed making me slam on my brakes to avoid him.

      But I don't think the problem is bikes so much as, we never had so many people using them, people are new. Compare them to young car drivers and its clear what the issue is. I remember being both a shitty bicyclist and shitty driver. Its just growing pains, we don't need technological solutions, we need people to get used to new situations, and that takes time.

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    2. Re:The 2000lbs cages are the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, drunk cyclists are a problem:

      http://www.theweek.co.uk/uk-news/57065/cyclists-almost-likely-injure-pedestrians-cars

    3. Re:The 2000lbs cages are the problem by sociocapitalist · · Score: 2

      The 2000lbs steel cages are the problem.

      If you bike while surrounded by these steel caches, yes biking while drunk is going to be a serious danger. Your lack of reflexes and attention might end you up painting red the front bumper of some gaz guzzler.

      If you live in Europe, there's a high chance that you bike on separate bike lanes, where you mostly only encounter other bikes (with drunken or sober bikers on them). At worst, you'll get some scratches and bruises if you managed to collide into another biker as drunk as you are.

      Biking while drunk is a lot safer than driving while drunk, and provides a safer way of transportation when you want to have a few drings before going home.
      - A breathalyzer bike lock would just discourage people using this "safer-while-drunk" transportation device when drunk.
      - Building separate bike lanes would let drunks drive only among other bikers, no car arround, and thus give a safer solution to drive home while drunk. (compared to use a car while drunk, for example).

      (Of course, eventually, self-driving cars will render the whole point moot, eventually...)

      A 82kg (179 pound) typical weight male on a bike is traveling at a typical biking speed of 15.5 km/h (9.6 mph) and, due to being drunk, fails to stop before riding head on into an oncoming bicyclist in the bike lanes.

      How much damage does this do to the innocent party?

      If you're drunk get a fucking taxi and if you can't afford the taxi then don't get drunk.

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    4. Re:The 2000lbs cages are the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that most cities in the US were designed after 1950 where highways and cars were the primary form of transportation. However, what this has caused is that cars, bicycles, and pedestrians now all share the same roads (only exception are sidewalks.) All three have different usable speed ranges. Couple this with general belligerence on all sides (the lawsuit lottery game), and it is understandable why US cities are relatively tough to get around.

      It is compounded by shitty cyclists. Most drivers are not used to someone riding on the sidewalk and sticking in a blind spot until lights turn green and the cyclists make their moves to split lanes. It is further compounted by shittier right of ways that just invite car/cyclist collisions by routing cyclists right to where cars turn right.

      I love cycling... but it is just like riding a motorcycle... soon, some knob is going to hit you no matter how good a rider you are, and it will be a hit and run. I've put up more than one ghost bike in my time, and it is almost always a hit and run wreck. So, it is too dangerous a hobby because there are just too many bad drivers that statistically you will get hit.

      Were US towns more like Europe where cyclists, pedestrians and vehicles had different paths, with "neither the twain shall meet", things will be a lot different.

    5. Re:The 2000lbs cages are the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Score:4, Insightful - really? There is so much wrong with this post that I cannot even be bothered to explain it. I don't necessarily think that biking breathalyser is a good idea, but this post is way out in left field.

    6. Re:The 2000lbs cages are the problem by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I've put up more than one ghost bike in my time, and it is almost always a hit and run wreck.

      Huh? WTF is a "ghost bike"? Is this some kind of simulation or something?

      But yeah, what we really need is separate bike lanes, so cyclists don't have to worry about getting creamed by a car. Shitty cyclists suck, but they're not nearly as dangerous as shitty drivers. 200lbs of mass at 10-20mph doesn't have remotely as much kinetic energy as 3000lb at 50mph.

    7. Re: The 2000lbs cages are the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing about the grandparent post suggests that he's anti-alcohol, and you know it.

    8. Re: The 2000lbs cages are the problem by JazzLad · · Score: 2

      I may just be feeding a troll here, but if being anti 'drunks doing stupid things that endanger others' makes me anti alcohol in your mind, then in your mind I am anti alcohol. By your logic, I am also anti gun as I am anti 'people doing stupid things that endanger others with their firearms'

      Why is it ok to expect people to be responsible for their decisions only part of the time? We all make decisions, hopefully more good than bad. At the end of the day, we're all responsible for the decisions we make (whether we're held responsible at the time or not). I'd add another option to sociocapitalist's above: drink at home where you don't have to travel afterwards (or sleep where you drink, ie a friend's house). But if you drink and drive and hurt someone and I'm on your jury? You're boned.

      For the record, I am very much not anti gun.

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    9. Re:The 2000lbs cages are the problem by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Huh? WTF is a "ghost bike"?

      I guess you also ask 'WTF is "Google"?' too.

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    10. Re:The 2000lbs cages are the problem by MobSwatter · · Score: 1

      No, drunk cyclists are a problem:

      http://www.theweek.co.uk/uk-news/57065/cyclists-almost-likely-injure-pedestrians-cars

      Yes, but some things do fix themselves.

      Cyclist parks a bar, goes in and gets sloshed, leaves and rides into path of a bus. Problem solved permanently and voluntarily, and it even provides respect to natural selection.

      Now if they could just figure a way to get sober cyclists to respect stop signs and stoplights, there is the real problem because they don't seem to respect the law in general.

    11. Re:The 2000lbs cages are the problem by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Well? Don't keep us in suspense!

    12. Re: The 2000lbs cages are the problem by sociocapitalist · · Score: 2

      Gotta love the anti alcohol crowd around here. Or does MADD have paid shill posters now since they're a prohibitionist group these days?

      Sure I'm so anti-alcohol that I probably still have enough in my bloodstream now from last night to fail a test.

      I am, however, against drinking and driving anything off your own private property.

      No one had to pay me to post my own opinion. You don't like it - too bad for you. Deal with it.

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    13. Re:The 2000lbs cages are the problem by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      Yes nerf the fucking world cause life should be without risk?
      I assume this the biggest issue where you live? if not grow up

      Have to love AC postings by idiots who don't even have the courage to post under their login.

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      blindly antisocialist = antisocial
    14. Re:The 2000lbs cages are the problem by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      There's a more fundamental issue about cycling back from the pub while drunk. Unless you're some sort of major masochist, you're going to be cycling for few miles at most - up to an hour or so of walking time. (Between my regular pub and the house it's about 45 minutes walk) Much greater distances, you're likely to take a taxi rather than take the bike, because if you can afford a night in the pub instead of drinking supermarket booze at home, then you can afford a taxi.

      If I've got too much under my skin to cycle in a straight line, then I just get off the bike and push it until I feel a bit steadier, or I'm home. Simples. No need to go veering off across the road, bouncing off alternating kerbs.

      File invention under "solution in search of a problem".

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  24. Re:A non-solution ignoring the elephant in the roo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think we already do.

    Paying taxes on everything just like the rest of the population, check.
    Owned and registered car (that sits most of the time) check.

    Oh you want me to pay taxes for not using gas?

  25. Cars are the problem. by DrYak · · Score: 1

    and they can certainly cause a car accident.

    ...which requires the presence of cars.

    Maybe in the US, it's normal for bikes and cars to drive next to each other (that happened in my limited experience there).

    Here in Europe, most cities are building bike lanes networks. So the drunk bikers will mostly meet other bikes (sober and drunk alike), and in worst case (when both are way too drunk) it can end in scratch and bruises.

    You need to separate the heavy vehicles (cars, truck) from the light (bikes).

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    1. Re:Cars are the problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How are scratches and bruises the worst case? People die all the time from falling down in their own house. Bike accidents - while not often fatal - absolutely can be. So the worst case is a dead innocent bike rider.

  26. 10,000 drunk driving deaths a year in the US by sjbe · · Score: 1

    About 33 percent of the number of people killed by guns in the US - depending on your metrics.

    Which has precisely nothing whatsoever to do with drunk driving.

    Don't see too many people giving a shit about that number.

    You think nobody is against guns in the US and that nobody gives a shit? Wow, you have no clue do you? Just because there is a powerful gun lobby (read the NRA) in the US doesn't mean there isn't anyone on the other side of that issue.

    Respectfully, 10,000 people a year is a barely a blip on the radar when dealing with causes of death.

    10,000 deaths a year is a fucking catastrophe and if you think otherwise you have no sense of humanity or compassion.

    1. Re:10,000 drunk driving deaths a year in the US by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 0

      About 33 percent of the number of people killed by guns in the US - depending on your metrics.

      Which has precisely nothing whatsoever to do with drunk driving.

      But it has 100 percent everything to do with someone whining about 10,000 people getting killed by drunk driving.

      Allow me to explain, since you are having a little trouble.

      Person A says OMFG! 10,000 people are being killed By reason 1. We must not allow this to happen, If we have to spend every last dollar, we must!

      Person B says, people all die of something. If we eliminated every ethanol fueled death, you'd be yapping about something else, and demanding every resource be appplied to eliminating that.

      You think nobody is against guns in the US and that nobody gives a shit? Wow, you have no clue do you? Just because there is a powerful gun lobby (read the NRA) in the US doesn't mean there isn't anyone on the other side of that issue.

      10,000 deaths a year is a fucking catastrophe and if you think otherwise you have no sense of humanity or compassion.

      Oh, fuck me. I know that in today's America, people are all lined up, thinking what they are going to tell the reporter on their 100th and 150th birthday's. Because today, everyone thinks they are immortal. But we all do die.

      But it isn't about a lack of humanity and/or compassion. It's about unealistic expectations - the idea that if we can only get tougher on it, we can eliminate it. We can't.

      And I'm not even talking about no enforcement. Drunks on the highway are true menace. And they need removed from the highway. But anyone who isn't looking at it in emotion only mode has to know that you could throw all the money in the world at it, and it will not reduuce the number of DUI deaths to zero.

      I'll end with some statistics.

      Let's play a game. I love games. if you dare, we have a certain amount of money. Enough to fund ten of the top ten causes of death mitigation. . But there is 11 causes on the list! We'll use the top ten causes of death in the US, and one more. Given that driving under the influence deaths are not in the top ten, we will give special dispensation to remove money from research on of any of those top ten causes of death, and apply it to catching, and punishing anyone who drinks and drives, including people who have not actually caused harm. So it's like a top ten list, with DUI deaths added for the purposes of the game Who do you take the money away from? Remember, it's just a little thought game about priorities and money.

      Assuing you'll even play the game - which I doubt, because cognitive dissonance will have you scrambling for a wat to say the game isn't relevant to real life, But if you do, then I'll tell you that you are inhuman and lack compassion. But you won't play the game, will you? In your world, you pick a cause, and it emotionally overrules every other consideration,I suspect.

      Here's those stats I promised. Use those top ten, and DUI deaths, and let me know which one you knock out of the water.

      USA Leading causes of death and those numbers - top ten 2013:

      http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastat...

      Heart disease: 611,105

      Cancer: 584,881

      Chronic lower respiratory diseases: 149,205

      Accidents (unintentional injuries): 130,557

      Stroke (cerebrovascular diseases): 128,978

      Alzheimer's disease: 84,767

      Diabetes: 75,578

      Influenza and Pneumonia: 56,979

      Nephritis, nephrotic syndrome, and nephrosis: 47,112

      Intentional self-harm (suicide): 41,149

      The stats for 2010:

      http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/n...

      TEll me which one you would take research money away from, and put into law enforcement actions.

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    2. Re:10,000 drunk driving deaths a year in the US by fnj · · Score: 0

      10,000 deaths a year is a fucking catastrophe and if you think otherwise you have no sense of humanity or compassion.

      Sense of perspective. PLEASE GET ONE. From the CDC, backed by these data, deaths per year in the USA:

      * heart disease, 611,105
      * cancer, 584,881
      * chronic respiratory disease, 149,205
      * accidents, 130,557
      * stroke, 128,978
      * alzheimer's disease, 84,767
      * diabetes, 75,578
      * influenza and pneumonia, 56,979
      * kidney disease, 47,112
      * suicide, 41,149

      The suicide figure includes 21,176 by firearms.

      The numbers of homicides is way down the list at 16,121, including 11,208 by firearms.

      The total annual number of deaths by all causes is 2,596,993. This includes 11,208 homicides by firearms, which is 0.43% - less than one percent - of the total. For the average rational person, if he possesses nominal intellectual capacity, that is not even on the radar. Yes, for those unlucky or stupid enough to live in downtown detroit, especially engaged in gang activities, they have a little more worry. But the fact is, they are all 100% certainly going to die, and much more likely of disease - even those.

  27. Depends on country by DrYak · · Score: 1

    Hell, how much damage does a drunk cyclist do when it gets into an accident compared to a drunk driver?

    In the US where the cyclist need to share the lane with cars:
    a big risk to collide with a car which can end up deadly. This might even happen if the cyclist was sober.

    Here around in Europe (specially northern europe):
    on bike lanes, a drunken nothern european cyclist is most likely to encounter other cyclists (sober or drunk).
    in worst case (both cyclist way too drunk) you can expect scratches, bruises... but no deadly or life-long (paralysis) consequences.

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    1. Re:Depends on country by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Yes, because those separate bike lanes don't ever have to cross the path of cars and other motorised vehicles - say, at junctions or turnings etc. Just the sort of place where impaired decision making abilities could put a cyclist into a dangerous situation...

      So yes, there are worse case scenarios for drunk cyclists than just scratches and bruises.

    2. Re:Depends on country by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      And pedestrians? Who cares about them?

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  28. Bike lanes by DrYak · · Score: 1

    2. Bikers do get some leeway, they can drive on the sidewalk away from traffic without mush hassle

    Or, you know, drive on bike lanes, those things away from traffic of which we have a lot here around in northern Europe.

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    1. Re:Bike lanes by del_diablo · · Score: 1

      Shut up John, you are drunk. Sidewalks are better and wider.
      And its how it goes, in Scandinavia.

  29. Re:Really? Bike already has that feature built in. by johanw · · Score: 1

    My real life experiments showed otherwise.

  30. Sharing the road by sjbe · · Score: 1

    ...which requires the presence of cars.

    Yeah funny how cars tend to be on roads. Same roads that bikes have to use.

    Maybe in the US, it's normal for bikes and cars to drive next to each other (that happened in my limited experience there).

    In the VAST majority of the world it is normal for bikes and cars to drive next to each other because dedicated bike lanes are not available.

    Here in Europe, most cities are building bike lanes networks

    Many cities I've seen in Europe barely have roads wide enough for the cars much less cars plus bike lanes. Those ancient cities Europeans are so (rightly) proud of weren't often designed with the automobile in mind. Those that were are those that were rebuilt after WWII. And in case you weren't aware, not everyone lives in a city and not every city has bike lanes and even those that do don't have bike lanes everywhere. Even in Europe. Sooner or later bikes and cars have to share space.

    You need to separate the heavy vehicles (cars, truck) from the light (bikes).

    Never going to happen. Certainly not in most of the US and I'm fairly confident it won't happen in most of Europe either. Hell in China where they have wide avenues for bikes even those are getting intruded on by cars. I've been there and seen it myself. Oh there are efforts to retrofit bike lanes but the city planning was done without that in mind in most cases so it's borderline impossible or prohibitively expensive outside of a few lucky areas.

    1. Re:Sharing the road by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You need to separate the heavy vehicles (cars, truck) from the light (bikes).

      Never going to happen.

      It is happening, albeit agonizingly slowly. We're seeing more separated cycle lanes, and more bike paths. I am overwhelmingly in favor of these things, and would use bicycle transport more if they were more prevalent. I think they make the world a better place for both cyclists and automobile drivers. I don't do street riding because I have full awareness of just how dangerous it is. I have two mountain bikes, one hard and one soft. The hardtail is outgoing, I'm building another softtail from one of those old K2 bikes with the stupidly massive rear swing arm which is going to be an electric-human hybrid with a jackshaft, and I made a swap to get some parts I needed for that project.

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    2. Re:Sharing the road by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter.

      At least in the USA the bike lanes are full of broken glass and sharp gravel and most shell heads are riding road bikes with high pressure tires (along with a gay Tour deFrance costume). So they ride in traffic right fucking next to the bike lane, where the cars tires sweep the road clear of debris.

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  31. And so why not? by Mr+Foobar · · Score: 1

    Here in Florida you can be arrested for DUI while mowing your yard on a tractor mower. And it has happened.

    Bikes and tractor mowers are considered vehicles (motorized or not), and you're responsible for the safe operation of any of those vehicles.

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    1. Re:And so why not? by fnj · · Score: 1

      Here in Florida you can be arrested for DUI while mowing your yard on a tractor mower. And it has happened.

      By what authority do these pigs claim authority over operations confined to one's own PRIVATE PROPERTY which are not violating zoning regulations, disturbing the peace, etc? Long established norms only require licensure to operate on public roads.

      I'm not saying persecution has never happened, but anyone with competent legal resources could take these nazis to school.

    2. Re:And so why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Here in Florida you can be arrested for DUI while mowing your yard on a tractor mower. And it has happened.
      > By what authority do these pigs claim authority over operations confined to one's own PRIVATE PROPERTY

      Obviously, when you are drunk nothing guarantees you won't drive the lawnmower mini tractor onto public sidewalk, savagely cutting down 3 yo little Julie and her granma in the process. It's only a few yards' excursion and disaster happens. This scenario is very different from e.g. driving a brakeless and fenderless F150 in the middle of an 1500 acre private ranch.

      If you dislike police, surround your property with a tall, dense and strong fence, which prevents:
      a., a lawnmower mini tractor going outside unguided, even with a drunken driver in the saddle
      b., people on the public sidewalk (incl. police) being able to look inside and see that you are guzzling vodka while driving the lawn tractor.

    3. Re:And so why not? by sims+2 · · Score: 1

      I know you can be arrested on any type of motorized vehicle even a bar stool http://www.nbcnews.com/id/2997... However I believe drunk bicycling only qualifies as public drunk http://www.forwardedfunnies.co... Stupid but it won't get you in near as much trouble

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    4. Re:And so why not? by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      I had a neighbor who got a DUI in his front yard because he had his car keys in his pocket and was standing next to his car.

  32. Hacked by speedplane · · Score: 1

    Can't wait for this device to be hacked, such that a hacker can turn on the lock whenever even a sober person is riding along... crash.

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    1. Re:Hacked by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Better yet, hack it so that only drunk people can ride their bikes. Hilarity ensues.

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  33. Motorists are morons too by sjbe · · Score: 1

    People in this country hate bicyclists because some bicyclists are gigantic fucking morons.

    Funny I could say EXACTLY the same thing about a lot of automobile drivers. Furthermore as someone whose ridden for most of his life that VAST majority of drivers flipping out has precisely zero to do with anything the rider did. I've had people throw soft drinks on me while riding when there was no possible way I was causing them any problems or danger. I've had people maliciously try to drive me off the road. I've had morons moon me, scream obscenities, flip me the bird, clip me with their car and more. NONE of this is due to any any actions of mine. It is 100% them being assholes without any cause in as far as I can tell every single case. You are correct that a small minority of bike riders behave like complete idiots but that doesn't excuse people in cars from acting like assholes towards those who ride responsibly and safely.

    Not all of them, but a large enough percentage to where you know you have a good chance that a cyclist will do something staggeringly stupid just as you drive past them which is dangerous for everyone involved, but especially them.

    Yeah still can say the exact same thing about people in cars. Both me and my father have literal scars on our faces from motorists doing profoundly stupid and irresponsible things around us. In my father's case he even got a settlement from the moron. The difference is that motorists are insulated from their routine stupidity by a few thousand pounds of metal so they think they somehow have more right to the road than someone on a bicycle even though legally they don't.

    1. Re:Motorists are morons too by LaurenCates · · Score: 1

      Thus my original point.

      Which is more dangerous: me riding the shoulder, where drivers on my left swerve into the left lane (sometimes only halfway) to make sure they don't hit me, or letting me ride in the lane and passing me safely when the opportunity presents itself?

      I realize that some cyclists are "smug" and don't ride as fast as they should, but I do my part: I ride at a time of day when traffic is at a reasonable minimum, as much as I can on designated bike lanes and paths, and never on roads where there isn't an easy way for you to get around me, or have an extremely long wait for you to get where you need to go.

      And the ONLY reason I still ride the shoulder is because asshole drivers, like the ones you describe, STILL complain about me (while, might I add, breaking the speed limit, which isn't really enforced on the one most problematic road where it should).

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    2. Re:Motorists are morons too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah still can say the exact same thing about people in cars. Both me and my father have literal scars on our faces from motorists doing profoundly stupid and irresponsible things around us. In my father's case he even got a settlement from the moron. The difference is that motorists are insulated from their routine stupidity by a few thousand pounds of metal so they think they somehow have more right to the road than someone on a bicycle even though legally they don't.

      To be fair to motorists, often they don't literally see cyclists. Your can only accurately see and process small portion of your field of vision, and your brain fills in the gaps to give the illusion that you have a full and accurate picture. That can be deadly when drivers teach themselves to only look for cars.

      So what can be attributed to arrogance is more often drivers having taught themselves bad driving habits. E.g., you're in a bike lane and cross traffic stops, looks, then pulls out in front of you. It's not that they are being an asshole, it's just that they have looked at the driving lane only and thought the road was clear. Even though they may have looked in your direction, they didn't actually perceive you.

      It's frustrating, but it's not personal. It's just that a lot of people are really bad drivers. Sadly, regardless of intent, they can still kill you.

    3. Re:Motorists are morons too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So in summary everyone else has the problem not you.

    4. Re:Motorists are morons too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you run into an asshole while you are cycling, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes every time you cycle, guess what-- you're the asshole.

      It's possible you are just the unluckiest pair of cyclists in the world, but I'm guessing you are just a terrible cyclist.

  34. Cognative impairment by sjbe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wouldn't a reasonably complicated combination lock basically serve the same purpose without needing any fancy electronics?

  35. When I want advice about riding drunk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll toss my beer in your face and ask you if you still want to mind MY business.

    Seriously, take this nanny state bullshit and shove it up your ass, Dice. Of course you'll most
    likely have to remove the cock that's already there in order to make room.

  36. Guilty until proven innocent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A while back I read about a push in the US to make breathalyser locks mandatory in all motor vehicles. Isn't that presumptuous? I don't drink alcohol or do drugs, but still I would never agree with such a law that presumes you are guilty until proven innocent.

  37. let's pit one group of assholes against another... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called lane splitting, bitch.
    If it's OK for asshole motorcyclists, it's OK for anyone in a legitimate vehicle.

    And if you're impeding the free flow of traffic, that's a ticket, no matter how many wheels you have.

  38. Re:A non-solution ignoring the elephant in the roo by fnj · · Score: 1

    Don't bikes cause something like 1/10.000 of the damage to a road that a car does?

    Considerably less than that, particularly in the USA where the average "car" is an exceptionally heavy behemoth. The amount of wear caused is basically proportional to about the fourth power of the axle weight. On all roads which have any appreciably large truck traffic at all, practically all of the wear is caused by truck traffic.

  39. Re:Really? Bike already has that feature built in. by Whatsisname · · Score: 1

    It doesn't really go far if at all, if owner is drunk.

    Not really, it is surprisingly easy to ride around while totally shitfaced. Casually bicycling around doesn't require the kind of fine motor control and fast reflexes that driving does.

  40. It's not just bad driving by sjbe · · Score: 1

    It's frustrating, but it's not personal. It's just that a lot of people are really bad drivers.

    Sometimes it is just bad driving but I can verify from first hand experience that very often it is VERY personal. I've had drivers intentionally try to drive me off the road. It wasn't bad driving and it wasn't them not knowing I was there. It was intentional vehicular assault. There are quite a few cases of drivers pulling in front of bicycle riders and brake checking them. I've had drivers throw soft drinks on me and spit at me. There was nothing accidental about that.

    There are more than a handful of people who honestly and earnestly believe that bicycles do not belong on public roads.

    1. Re:It's not just bad driving by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      There are more than a handful of people who honestly and earnestly believe that bicycles do not belong on public roads.

      Some people are just assholes and you can't tell them shit, so some people will just always hate cyclists. Sorry. But some cyclists provably don't belong on public roads, and until the majority of vocal cyclists hold them to the same standards as they hold drivers — that is, expecting them to follow laws which are placed there for everyone's protection, and which only work if everyone follows them — there's a whole other group of people who will believe that who you could have on your side.

      I grew up in Santa Cruz, I live in Lake county. An annual bike race has, in some years, gone right past my house. I regularly visit Napa where drunk motorists mix with drunk cyclists as the SOP. I have seen a lot of cyclists who are perfectly competent and not bothering anyone. I have also seen a lot of cyclists, a lesser number to be sure but their numbers are legion, who do not apparently belong on any road with or without any conveyance because of their disregard for public safety — both their own and that of others. Does this separate them from automobile drivers? Nope. But cyclists seem to believe that they are above reproach. That attitude makes people angry. If you want people to be angry, make sure to espouse that attitude. Bonus points if you let drivers know how much better you are than they are.

      I believe we should spend a proportional amount of time, effort, and money to accommodate cyclists. Should be easy, right? I don't necessarily think you deserve pavement, there's plenty of low-traffic places that cars go where they have to deal with dirt. If you have enough traffic to raise dirt, then you get pavement for dust control, just like cars. But I think you absolutely deserve places to ride, and they should go to the same places the roads go, which means in some cases you should share the roads and the roads should be developed further where necessary to permit that... proportional funds permitting.

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    2. Re:It's not just bad driving by KGIII · · Score: 1

      You have an exceptional number of bad incidents in your history. I do not have an opinion as I do not know your circumstances but, perhaps, it is something you do and are unaware of? I do not mind bicycles on the road as a general rule. I dislike bad behavior in a vehicle of any kind. I have every kind of vehicle on the roads around me - many snowmobiles, ATVs, and the occasional bike. I try to be considerate to all of them - there is a time and place for me to be reckless and it is not when there are others on the road. But, I digress... Are you sure it is not you? I know of not one single other rider who claims to have the results you have had. Alternatively, are you being dishonest because you have an agenda? You are a statistical anomaly. There is usually an underlying reason for that.

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    3. Re:It's not just bad driving by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I was with you until the brake check thing. It is not illegal to hit your brakes.

      If you expect cars to wait for your slow ass, you have to accept that they will, sometimes deliberately, but legally cost you your inertia up a hill by slowing in front of you. They are making your workout better for you.

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    4. Re:It's not just bad driving by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Proportional to the amount of gas tax they pay. So done.

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    5. Re:It's not just bad driving by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Proportional to the amount of gas tax they pay. So done.

      Not only is gas tax only a portion of where road funds come from, but they also pay such taxes indirectly, when they consume goods which have such costs baked in.

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    6. Re:It's not just bad driving by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Those taxes paid for the use of the roads by the delivery vehicles. 100% cyclists are still freeloading.

      Gas taxes more than paid for roads for decades. It's only recently that they have fallen short. Give credit for all the decades gas taxes also paid for mass transit and bike trail building. Their accrued surplus still has many decades before it's gone.

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  41. Can be used for more than bikes... by Cow007 · · Score: 2

    Why not put one on the door to keep out a drunk spouse? Probly better as an enrty lock of course. Which would be useful for "sober housing" buildings...

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  42. actual product? by Khashishi · · Score: 1

    I don't know if this is an actual product intended to be sold to the public, or just a gimmick product design intended as part of a PSA campaign.

  43. 'would you just blow in this for me?' by kesuki · · Score: 1

    auto locks mandated by courts for repeat drunk drivers doesn't stop friends, neighbors, strangers, children, spouses from blowing into the little device that prevents drunk usage. so if it doesn't work for cars then it isn't going to work for bikes. i bet one could even teach a dog how to blow into the breathalyzer.

  44. 10,000 deaths is a tragedy by any measure by sjbe · · Score: 2

    Sense of perspective. PLEASE GET ONE.

    Sense of humanity. PLEASE GET ONE. 10,000 people dying in accidents is a tragedy. If you can't see that then I weep for you.

    Just because people die from other reasons too doesn't in any way make this less of a tragedy. Just because people die from heart disease doesn't make cancer research unimportant. Just because people die from gunshots doesn't make preventing drunk driving unimportant. By your logic we shouldn't spend any time worrying about anything but the most common cause of death because anything else "lacks perspective".

    1. Re:10,000 deaths is a tragedy by any measure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've lost all sense of rational thought and are screaming out of pure emotion. Go have a drink and calm down.

    2. Re:10,000 deaths is a tragedy by any measure by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Sense of perspective. PLEASE GET ONE.

      Sense of humanity. PLEASE GET ONE. 10,000 people dying in accidents is a tragedy. If you can't see that then I weep for you.

      Just because people die from other reasons too doesn't in any way make this less of a tragedy. Just because people die from heart disease doesn't make cancer research unimportant. Just because people die from gunshots doesn't make preventing drunk driving unimportant. By your logic we shouldn't spend any time worrying about anything but the most common cause of death because anything else "lacks perspective".

      I reposted your whole comment, because of the screaming intensity of it.

      Putting things in perspective, and being rational and setting priorities != being inhuman.

      Turning that into a wild eyed foam at the mouth rant condemning anyone who dares to approach the problem in a rational manner - as you have, is perhaps the pot complaning about the kettle's pigmentation.

      What would you do to reduce the problem further?

      We've already lowered the BAC, indeed lowered it to 0% for teenagers, and we've created a new class of criminals out of people who may have never been in an accident in their lives.

      And while we have done all of this to "DOSOMETHNGGODDAMMIT!, for the most part, all we've done is what I wrote in the paragraph above. In my area, the Drunk driving accident tends to be some shitfaced driver two or even three tiems the limit. Not Joe normal who stopped off for a brew after work.

      So what would you do, sjbe? Prohibition take 2? Which not only failed, but was the real bootstrap event for organized crime.

      Or a new version of the war on drugs? Criminalizing it so bad that a person convicted of .08 BAC, od a teenager with any BAC goes to prison maybe for the rest of their life? Make more crime lords in the process?

      I think the second option is preferred by USAPrisons Inc. PROFIT!

      In your outrage and zeal, you even make bad assumptions. Neither myself, or whoever you were screaming at, in any way support drunken driving, or not punishing those who are guilty of it. And even 1 death is a tragedy. Life can indeed be so tragic. But you can't get past your reflexive reaction, and need to make an enemy of anyone who dares disagree with you on any point, even if you have to make up shit about them and their motivations.

      But there are just limits to what we can do, and trying to take them further than the limits is as unrealistic as other zealots believing if we preach only abstinence based sex education, that no teenagers will engage in sex. Which last time I checked, wasn't realistic at all.

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  45. Absurd reductionism by sjbe · · Score: 2

    But it has 100 percent everything to do with someone whining about 10,000 people getting killed by drunk driving.

    You're going on and on with a bunch of strawman baloney about more common and largely unrelated causes of death. Let me make this very simple for you since you can't seem to wrap your brain around it.

    Just because something else is a more common cause of death IN NO WAY makes these deaths from drunk driving less of a tragedy or less worthy of efforts to prevent those deaths.

    Clear enough? If you cannot understand that then I pity you. You are acting like we cannot do anything further about drunk driving and that any further investments in prevention of it are a waste of money. I could not disagree more. That is a false dilemma and I reject your premise outright.

    But anyone who isn't looking at it in emotion only mode has to know that you could throw all the money in the world at it, and it will not reduuce the number of DUI deaths to zero.

    Who said anything about reducing it to zero? Of course that unrealistic. But how about reducing it to 5000 a year? 1000? 500? The notion that because we can't achieve perfection we shouldn't do anything is absurd reductionism and stupid public policy.

    But it isn't about a lack of humanity and/or compassion. It's about unealistic expectations - the idea that if we can only get tougher on it, we can eliminate it. We can't.

    Grow up. It has nothing to do with unrealistic expectations. By your logic we shouldn't waste any money or effort on anything but the biggest problems. Got a rare disease? Fuck off and die according to you because you have "unrealistic expectations".

    10,000 deaths a year from drunk driving is a tragedy by any measure. If you cannot see that then you are blind.

  46. High-tech solution to a low-tech problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm thinking this will go down in history as a less-than-revolutionary invention, like a "smart" bottle that tells you how much you just drank out of it.

  47. You can't predict when the accident will occur by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Any crime that does not involve anybody else is bullshit. Drunk driving is stupid but should not be a crime until you damage something that is not yours or somehow impact another.

    That's like saying wearing a seat belt is a dumb idea because you haven't crashed yet. You pretty much missed the entire point.

    The problem with your logic is that by the time the drunken person's behavior does damage someone else it is too late. Driving drunk is A) unnecessary and B) substantially and demonstrably more likely to result in tangible harm to other people or property. So it makes sense to prohibit behavior with no societal value that causes significant burdens on society. You want to get drunk and do something stupid on your own property where no one else it at risk? Knock yourself out. But if you want to be a part of civilized society in public there are going to be some rules you'll have to live with.

    1. Re:You can't predict when the accident will occur by macraig · · Score: 1

      The problem with your logic is that by the time the drunken person's behavior does damage someone else it is too late.

      Thanks a lot. You just legitimized prosecution of thoughtcrime and the chipping and monitoring of every living human.

    2. Re:You can't predict when the accident will occur by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      The law is not about making a civilized society it's about the bare minimum of required regulations so we can live with each other. The basic premise for any criminal law is would you kill somebody for doing it?

      Seatbelt laws are dumb, your logic is that since we have socialized medicine society has the right to police any behavior that would place a burden on that socialized medicine. Extend that out and suddenly you have a reason to police everything by that same standard.

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  48. Bike drunk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you go after people on a bike you deserve to have them kill your family in a car.

  49. Ecin = 1/2mv^2 by DrYak · · Score: 1

    A 82kg (179 pound) typical weight male on a bike is traveling at a typical biking speed of 15.5 km/h (9.6 mph) and, due to being drunk, fails to stop before riding head on into an oncoming bicyclist in the bike lanes.

    How much damage does this do to the innocent party?

    Answer: a lot less than a drunken typical-weight in a car colliding head on into an oncoming car in the car lane.

    The general formula for kinetic energy is:

    Ecin =1/2 m v^2

    The kinetic energy scales linearly with the weight ( ~100 kg person+bike vs. 2'000 kg car : 20x less energy)
    and it scales squared with regards to speed ( 15 km/h bike vs. 60 km/h car: 4x ^ 2 = 16x less energy)
    so that's about ~300x less energy in bike to bike vs car to car collision. (and that's a a conservative estimate. Cars can easily be heavier, often drunkards are driving recklessly above limit, etc.)

    And that's assuming that:

    - the oncoming bike actually collide. Bicycles are lighter (so less inertia) and smaller (harder to hit target) and are slower (less braking distance, more time to anticipate, etc.), so its much more easy for a bicycle to avoid another bicycle, than a faster, bigger and heavier car to avoid another car.

    - the drunken biker is on the bike in the first place. As mentioned by others in this thread, you can also use the bike as a walking frame if you're that much fucked up.

    End result: there are still big number of statistics of death by drunken drivers here around.
    Whereas death by drunken cyclist are so seldom here around (Europe) that they aren't considered a real problem.

    I literally haven't heard of dead drunken cyclist around where I live (okay, it's a small city, but still). Either there's a huge conspiracy to hush any news reporting about all those dead cyclist. Or you'll have to admit that indeed, as proven by the laws of physics, bicycle accident tend to be a lot less deadly, as long as generally only bicycles as involved (which is the case in North European cities with a decent network of bike lanes).

    If you're drunk get a fucking taxi and if you can't afford the taxi then don't get drunk.

    In some country, the taxi isn't really an option.
    - taxi can cost a lot,
    - whereas using the bike as a walking frame is free

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    1. Re:Ecin = 1/2mv^2 by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      "Answer: a lot less than a drunken typical-weight in a car colliding head on into an oncoming car in the car lane."
        - it's also a lot less than a big truck so while very well written, your point is irrelevant.

      "- the oncoming bike actually collide."
      Yes, that is the assumption otherwise we wouldn't be talking about it :-)

      "- the drunken biker is on the bike in the first place."
      Also yes, otherwise it doesn't count towards 'riding drunk'

      "You can also use the bike as a walking frame if you're that much fucked up"
      Well, yes and that's fine. We are talking about drunk people riding here. I don't understand why you continue to mention anything other than drunk people riding bikes as that is the discussion.

      "Whereas death by drunken cyclist are so seldom here around (Europe) that they aren't considered a real problem."
      In comparison, sure. The same could be said of the number of children that are crushed by out of control skiers coming down the mountain. A relatively low number - but still a problem to be avoided and not ignored.

      "I literally haven't heard of dead drunken cyclist around where I live"
      20 percnet of bicyclists killed had blood alcohol concentrations of 0.08 g/dL or higher.
      http://www.pedbikeinfo.org/dat...

      "bicycle accident tend to be a lot less deadly"
      Less deadly is not not deadly.

      "which is the case in North European cities with a decent network of bike lanes"
      I live in Paris which has a decent network of bike lanes but no, it is generally not the case as the bike lanes are often not separated from the road.

      "- taxi can cost a lot,"
      Which is why I said " if you can't afford the taxi then don't get drunk."

      Walking your bike when you're drunk is perfectly acceptable.

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  50. Long winter nights.... by DrYak · · Score: 1

    Sidewalks are better and wider.
    And its how it goes, in Scandinavia.

    Well at least you have the excuse that you need to dig through 1m layer of snow if you wanted to see the lane markings on the street, so you might as well ignore them and bike wherever you want.
    And all the vodka you've drank doubles probably as anti-freeze in case you get lost in the winter snow storm. ;-)

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