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Fossil CEO: Wearables Smothering Swiss Watch Business

itwbennett writes: I think technology and the whole idea of wearables ... has taken some of the oxygen out of the Swiss business,' Fossil CEO Kosta Kartsotis told analysts on a call to discuss the watch maker's second quarter results. These new competitors, along with other factors like a strong U.S. dollar, contributed to Fossil's quarterly revenue decline, Kartsotis said. Last week, a report from market research firm NPD Group claimed the Apple Watch was partially behind the largest slump in U.S. watch sales since 2008.

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  1. Slump? by plover · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Last week, a report from market research firm NPD Group claimed the Apple Watch was partially behind the largest slump in U.S. watch sales since 2008." And according to the article, "Retailers sold $375 million of watches during the month, 11 percent less than in June 2014 ... a 14% decline in unit sales."

    Put another way, the Apple Watch led the US in the largest sales boost in watch history, with an estimated $4 billion in sales so far.

    It's almost impossible to feel bad for someone who produces such a clearly inferior product get handed their asses when the competition arrives. If Fossil had been producing watches people really wanted, part of that $4 billion would have been theirs.

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    1. Re:Slump? by skam240 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A "clearly inferior product"?

      Any day of the week i will take a finally produced piece of jewlery (what a watch basically is in the 21st century) over a lame fad that at first glance looks like a cheap piece of garbage on my wrist and does nothing usefull that my cell doesnt do better.

      The first time i saw an Apple watch on someone's wrist i honestly thought they were wearing an ironic throwback time piece. Then i realized they were wearing an expensive, highly redundant, cheap looking piece of trash.

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    2. Re:Slump? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep in mind we're talking about Fossil... Not Rolex.

    3. Re:Slump? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Swiss watch don't spy on me.

    4. Re:Slump? by Sir+Realist · · Score: 1

      "The first time i saw an Apple watch on someone's wrist i honestly thought they were wearing an ironic throwback time piece. Then i realized they were wearing an expensive, highly redundant, cheap looking piece of trash."

      Yeah, but at least it was still ironic...

    5. Re:Slump? by wardrich86 · · Score: 1

      It's almost impossible to feel bad for someone who produces such a clearly inferior product get handed their asses when the competition arrives.

      I'm confused because compared to the top Android Wear devices, the Apple Watch is the clearly inferior product. Price tag does not equal quality.

    6. Re:Slump? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 i'm also not an appletard so the iwatch is just an overpriced paperweight to me. all of the other smartwatches, which are in reality pretty f'ing stupud, i find to be equally useless paperweights. i.e it's impssible for them to display much useful info or handle much inout which means that i'll still be pulling out the phone anyways.

      just give me a finely crafted automatic analog watch and i'm happy.

      now for augmented reality that's one thing that has an almost infinite number of potentially useful uses.

    7. Re:Slump? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      funny...I thought the Fossel to be the inferior product.... hands fall off and the like. Youre spending hundreds of $$ on watch, least you can expect is for it to work...

    8. Re:Slump? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Yes, a clearly inferior product. If the mechanical stuff was clearly superior, why would it lose to the new smart watches? Just because you like the mechanical watches better and want to feel superior to other people doesn't mean the stuff you like is better.

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    9. Re:Slump? by GrumpySteen · · Score: 2

      The last time I saw an old-fashioned gear and spring driven watch on someone's wrist, I honestly thought they were wearing an ironic throwback time piece. Then I realized they were wearing an expensive, highly redundant, gaudy looking piece of trash that they actually thought would impress other people.

    10. Re:Slump? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any day of the week i will take a finally produced piece of jewlery (what a watch basically is in the 21st century) over a lame fad that at first glance looks like a cheap piece of garbage on my wrist and does nothing usefull that my cell doesnt do better.

      A finely crafted wristwatch is quite beautiful, but Fossil watches are not among them. The sorts of people willing to buy that trash instead of truly intricate timepieces deserve the love they have for that damn Apple watch

    11. Re:Slump? by skam240 · · Score: 1

      Whether its a smart watch or an old mechanical, all watches are highly reduntant except as jewelry. So far smart watches look like cheap calculator watches from the 80's which makes them a fail for anything other then fullfilling the need to have the latest gadget.

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  2. Way to sensationalize! by perryizgr8 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So now "taken some oxygen out" is the same as "smothering"? LOL! Smart watches are a fad, like tablets. People with money to burn want authentic watches, not expensive toys that need to be charged every other day and get fucked by software updates.

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    1. Re: Way to sensationalize! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Tablets are so much a fad that they're killing your beloved computers left and right. While you're rocking back and forth in a corner murmuring to yourself that all will be well, the world is being changed around you. The choice is yours: ride the change or be pushed away.

    2. Re:Way to sensationalize! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Authentic'? That's a marketing term that can be discarded. Then you describe smart watches as 'expensive toys'. Compared with swiss mechanical watches, smart watches are looking incredibly cheap. Smart watches also tell time more accurately. Swiss watches are merely jewellery.

    3. Re: Way to sensationalize! by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Tablets are so much a fad that they're killing your beloved computers left and right. While you're rocking back and forth in a corner murmuring to yourself that all will be well, the world is being changed around you. The choice is yours: ride the change or be pushed away.

      Rubbish. Complete fucking rubbish.

      Despite the breathless anticipation of marketing wankers, futurists, and prognosticators ... remarkably little will change in the long run, in the short run there will be change.

      There will continue to be desktops. Tablets are here to stay. The Apple watch isn't competing with the traditional watch, no matter what anybody tells you, it's a short term blip as a certain kind of consumer buys different things. Not everybody wants a smart watch, and buying a tablet doesn't mean you don't need a PC.

      And then things will settle out, people will still buy traditional watches, the niche market for smart watches will continue to be a niche, and the world will have ultimately changed not as much as you think, nobody will have been pushed away, and you'll still be an idiot who thinks the world actually changes with every new piece of technology.

      Trends and fads are, in the end, are just that. In the long run, actual watches will still exist ... and the clueless idiots who either haven't been around long enough, or are paid to tell us what they think the future will be, will discover that just because some fool says we'll all be doing something in a few years doesn't bloody well make it true. Because it never has.

      So you'll excuse me if I think your breathless belief that the world has fundamentally changed due to the existence of an Apple watch is the breathless gibberish of someone who hasn't been around technology long enough to know the difference between long term and shot term trends.

      Talk to us in 2, 5, 10, or 25 years, and we might take any of this seriously. Until then, this is pink sweat-pants which say "Baby Phat" on the ass -- a mere fucking blip. A trend in style, not a fundamental shift in society.

      The Apple watch, or any smart watch, has yet to prove anything other than, for the time being, hipsters are interested in it. Thankfully, long term trends are seldom defined by hipsters, as much as they like to think otherwise.

      And then the rest of the world will carry on with normal life.

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    4. Re: Way to sensationalize! by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      The next generation of iWatch will have longer lasting batteries and more features. Why would people need traditional watches, again?

    5. Re:Way to sensationalize! by Tough+Love · · Score: 2

      Smart watches are a fad, like tablets...

      Wrong on both counts. Tablets first. Very solid market segment, lots of good solid reasons to own a tablet, actually, multiple tablets per household. Ask around your neighbors, you know I'm right. My kid keeps swiping my tablets (both...) and I know its just a matter of time before I must part with one permanently (and bring in a newer more powerful one of course). I don't take a laptop on most road trips any more, just the tablet and phone. That's good for doing presentations, working on documents, administrating systems remotely, emailing, chatting, texting, route planning, wasting time with media... basically everything I need to do with the exception of hardcore development. Which you're basically fooling yourself if you think you're going to accomplish anything meaningful while travelling, but that's another story.

      Smart watch. Will be a fine little bauble when it hits its stride. I perceive it as a remote display and controller for your real device - phone, tablet or both. A little postage stamp size navigation map on it would be sweet, you could view it without taking your eyes of the road, and only turn to the tablet when you need to read road names. Even that could be finessed into the watch with decent UI skills.

      Of course, smart watches will be crippled until power consumption issues are under control. It just won't do to need a charge every day. And UI and apps are both far from where they need to be justify the cost, and the cost is way above where it needs to be to get to the tipping point of developer interest. But time will solve all of these issues. Dick Tracy all the way.

      I agree that current smart watch offerings are a sad joke and nobody is getting the Apple watch for reasons of actual utility. Too bad the Swiss don't quite get the plot yet - smart swatches are going nowhere without really tight Android integration. But they will probably get it right on the second or third try, it's not like they're known for giving up.

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    6. Re:Way to sensationalize! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Swiss watches are merely jewellery.

      Whereas smartwatches will at some point be replaced by newer/better tech, a (traditional) watch is not easily replaceable as a nod to craftsmanship, nor as an aesthetic. Smartwatches can and will be replaced by any number of tech (implanted device(s) being an obvious one).

      People have been adorning themselves with things that are "merely jewelry" for various reasons since the beginning of human existence and that isn't going to change no matter what tech/fad comes along.

    7. Re: Way to sensationalize! by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      ...buying a tablet doesn't mean you don't need a PC....

      Depends who you are. If you only watch youtube, email and do IM then you can get rid of the PC entirely, and many folks already do, particularly in the upcoming generation. If you're an old far you still need a PC because otherwise you go stark raving mad trying to enter text, but that's about the only serious difficultly for most people, apart from an app landscape that is more oriented to consuming media the productivity (rapidly changing). I don't need to burden myself with a PC in the form of a laptop, network, or ultrabook any more, thanks much for that. I typically throw the laptop in the checked luggage now, from which it seldom emerges. More like a good luck charm than anything. Pretty soon I get in the habit of leaving it home, where it is largely a paperweight because my real work happens on a firebreathing workstation. I would be a small minority though, as anybody can see from PC sales stats, standalone desktop is a rapidly shrinking market.

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    8. Re: Way to sensationalize! by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Why would people need traditional watches, again?

      Same reason you need a silk pocket puff and cuff links, once every five years.

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    9. Re: Way to sensationalize! by msobkow · · Score: 1

      Because I can get a timepiece for $30 that runs over a year on one set of batteries, doing exactly what I want: telling time.

      I know many people who don't even own a "smart" phone, and these watches all seem to require being tethered to such a device, and are kind of useless in and of themselves.

      So while you're patting yourself on the back for spending $300-500 on a "smart" watch on top of $300-500 for a "smart" phone, I'll happily spend that $570-970 on a desktop upgrade and stick with my old fashioned digital watch. And rather than having people harass me with calls and texts anywhere and everywhere I go 24x7, they can just leave a message and I'll get back to them when *I* feel like it, not when they demand it.

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    10. Re: Way to sensationalize! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would people need traditional watches, again?

      Cheap, to the point of being disposable, fast, simple and reliable or at the other end among the last remaining acceptable pieces of jewelry for the man who has everything. In short, everything that the Apple watch is not.

    11. Re:Way to sensationalize! by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      it's an entirely different market yeah.

      apple watch loses value in 5 years to zero.

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    12. Re: Way to sensationalize! by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Actually talking to folks at the shop tablets are either sitting in a sock drawer or given to the kids to watch vids and play Angry Birds, the adults found them far too limiting compared to their laptops.

      And the reason why the PC numbers are the way they are is even more simple, its the fact that hardware has been so overpowered for so many years that users just don't feel the need to upgrade, that is all. What does Joe and Jane Average do on a PC that a C2D laptop or C2Q desktop can't do? Nothing, just as most gamers are quite happy with their Phenom IIs and first gen i5s because even games simply have not kept up with speed of the hardware.

      So at the end of the day I believe that tablets will be like netbooks, which are still being sold but aren't the "hip thing" and are just another niche, and until they fix the battery life I figure most of those smart watches? Gonna end up in a drawer somewhere. Of course the reason they are selling now is because there are many that will buy anything Apple as a status thing, just like the girls that go out of their way to show everybody they are using the latest iStuff. Once they come out with a new iToy? They will go into a dumpster and they will start the cycle anew.

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    13. Re: Way to sensationalize! by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      I don't think I've ever worn cuff links. I actually haven't even _seen_ anyone wearing them in Real Life.

    14. Re: Way to sensationalize! by fredgiblet · · Score: 1

      All most people need in the modern day is a tablet with a docking station for those times when they need a larger screen or a better keyboard. My dad does nothing in his day-to-day workload that can't be handled just fine by a tablet. It's the reality of the general populace's usage patterns and the state of modern technology.

    15. Re: Way to sensationalize! by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      While I generally agree with much of what you have to say, e.g. things like desktops are here to stay, I also don't think the desktop market is ever going to recover. I think that the number of people who need them at home is doing to continue to decrease as tablets do the things they do on one end, and STBs do them on the other. Again, this is for the home user. All the reasons to use desktops in the corporate space are still there. It only occasionally makes sense to throw that away and move to a portable device; more commonly it makes sense to augment one with the other.

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    16. Re: Way to sensationalize! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Actually talking to folks at the shop tablets are either sitting in a sock drawer or given to the kids to watch vids and play Angry Birds, the adults found them far too limiting compared to their laptops.

      For my part, the tablet augments the desktop. Many of the mobile apps are still garbage, so you wind up having to go to the full site which will step all over most tablets no matter which browser you use. And it doesn't take long to run into the limitations of the baby version of Photoshop, either. But on the other hand, a lot of people only do trivial things with their tablet, and if they had a bluetooth (or physically connected) keyboard to work with, and a micro-hdmi cable for their tablet, they really could chuck their desktop out.

      What does Joe and Jane Average do on a PC that a C2D laptop or C2Q desktop can't do?

      But by the same token, what does Joe or Jane average do on a PC that a quad-core tablet with 2GB RAM can't do? If they don't want to play the big games, and only a segment of us do that, then there's limited use cases. Video editing, fancy music editing, there are obviously some of them. But for the most part, you can do stuff on a tablet.

      When HP replaced my defective (nVidia G71 die bonding fail) EliteBook, I sold it and bought three netbooks to do various jobs. Two of them went to Panama with me, where they served their purposes admirably — one of them was even an EEE 701 running Jolicloud linux. But I just recently picked up an Asus Transformer Prime TF201, and since I'm now after some tribulations booting Kitkat on it, I ordered up a keyboard dock for it as well. Sometimes I want a PC, and sometimes I just want a candy-coated computing experience that shows me some media.

      Actually, I have two PCs now; I built a machine with a FX-8350. You should be happy. Still no AMD video cards though, thanks. I hope this HBM thing pays off for ATI eventually, because so far it's not that exciting.

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    17. Re: Way to sensationalize! by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      The next generation of iWatch will have longer lasting batteries and more features. Why would people need traditional watches, again?

      To demonstrate their wealth and refined sense of taste. The same reason they wear expensive, impractical shoes or suits. Let's not even pretend that anything Apple makes falls into that market segment.

    18. Re:Way to sensationalize! by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      Did you swipe that whole speech on a tablet?

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    19. Re: Way to sensationalize! by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 2

      Probably says more about you than the cuff links (not in a bad way, just your exposure). I work in the Finance part of town. It's wall to wall cuff links, slim fit suits, tan brogues and swiss watches. Rich people tend to be conservative, and tend to follow conservative style trends (ie retro rather than techno),

    20. Re: Way to sensationalize! by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      That's fine. Apple has the Watch-for-rich-snobs edition for $17000.

    21. Re: Way to sensationalize! by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah. I'm a West-coast techie, and here even billionaires wear jeans or simple suites. I've been to weddings and even there I can't remember people wearing cuff links (not that I paid particular attention to that).

    22. Re:Way to sensationalize! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All I do is hardcore development, I bought a tablet, played with it for a while, all it does now is sit gathering dust.

      Can't see the point of them tbh.

      If they produce a tablet that can mirror my dev environment then I might find a use for one.

      My dev environment is over 30TB of disk storage, over 100GB of memory, two servers, three PC's and my workstation I sit at has three 24" monitors. Lets see them put that into a tablet. When they do that I might find a use for them.

      Otherwise all they seem good for is browsing the internet and playing mindless games which is a non productive time sink.

      Of course I was considering coming up with a concept for a mindless game because it seems like a good way to monetise the mindless zombies that sit in front of tablets all the time, might be more profitable than writing business applications....

    23. Re:Way to sensationalize! by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      To be fair, Fossil watches are a fad too.

    24. Re: Way to sensationalize! by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      30 bucks?

      one for a fiver will run all year anyhow.

      as for a smartphone.. why wouldn't you want a computer in your pocket? but if you have already that, wtf do you need the smart watch for.

      and if apple has sold 11 million iWatches I sure aren't seeing any of them worn by anyone.

      (smartphone pricing starts at about 70 bucks these days, no lock, no sub, 800x480px. 300-500 is pretty high end actually)

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    25. Re:Way to sensationalize! by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Devs are a tiny sliver of the computer market. That said, I am one, but I have a range of interests besides development, a number of which map nicely to the tablet. I have from time to time done miscellaneous development using the tablet for ssh (Connectbot, quite nice) but obviously it is not ideal for that. If you had to, you could make it work, and in truth, its vastly more capable than the early PCs I did develop on, but life is too short for that and everything is bloaty and complex now.

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    26. Re:Way to sensationalize! by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Life's too short for that. I did not enter that on a tablet, but I certainly have entered that much and more frequently enough in the past. I always use a bluetooth keyboard for that. My HTC Vision, unfortunately not made any more, has been good for a large amount of IRC chat, which works well on its flip out keyboard, the best that was ever made for a phone IMHO. But posting to slashdot is still a bit much, and even on IRC I tend to abbreviate more.

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    27. Re: Way to sensationalize! by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      When you wear a Tux you need cufflinks and studs, otherwise you look like a dork :)

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    28. Re: Way to sensationalize! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      If you think you can wear a suite you probably don't pay much attention to anything.

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    29. Re: Way to sensationalize! by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      "But by the same token, what does Joe or Jane average do on a PC that a quad-core tablet with 2GB RAM can't do?"

      Uhhh...block ads, run full programs instead of a stripped down app version, have multiple programs running without felling like you are on a P2 running Win98, have a decent battery life (my 2011 netbook with the original battery gets better battery life than most brand new tablets), be able to type quickly (I have yet to see a tablet keyboard that didn't feel worse than a first gen chiclet netbook or didn't make the unit more unwieldy than a netbook) I could go on but I think you get the point.

      I think tablets with the exception of a few specialist jobs (warehouse inventory for example or healthcare) will end up "a device you use on the couch when you watch TV and want to do a quick check of your FB".

      As for your AMD chip? Congrats, it just blows through tasks don't it? As far as the GPU goes, I tend to stay one or two gen behind, best bang for the buck IMHO. If you want a great card for cheap money? Look at the R9 280, if you keep an eye on the sales you can get one for about $120 and the thing just makes games look incredible, smooth as butter in 1080P and with 3GB of GDDR 5? I've played games in War Thunder with 120mm shells blowing dirt into the sky and 30mm AAA rounds flying over a mile across the map and even with all that going on? I'm still getting above 30 FPS with all the pretty except grass running. Oh I COULD get the same with grass but it tends to block your vision and since everybody else runs without it, in the interest of fairness (and getting double digits in my T34-42 and P-IV F2) I run with it off ;-)

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    30. Re: Way to sensationalize! by Bongo · · Score: 1

      Re. "futurists", change does happen but usually in unexpected ways.

      Re. "fads", it is a bit like wind farms; lots of enthusiasm and claims of changing the world, but only time will tell whether it works — see "unexpected" above.

    31. Re: Way to sensationalize! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      You don't stay married long, do you?

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    32. Re: Way to sensationalize! by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I guess you've never been to anything where the invitation says black tie as the dress code then? I have a few everyday wear shirts that I wear with cufflinks too, because the button fell off on one cuff and it was less effort to cut the other one off and wear cufflinks than sew on a replacement.

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    33. Re:Way to sensationalize! by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I have a nice Citizen that I like. I got it because I like it and I do not want to wind it or rely on a battery. The other neat thing is I can use the bezel to do some nifty calculations, theoretically. I sat down and learned every one of the calculations (I forget the name of the function/feature but it has a name) and promptly forgot. I could probably look and figure it out again but, really, I won't. I have a cell phone. I like watches because I like to know the time. I will carry my watch. I will not always carry my cell.

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    34. Re:Way to sensationalize! by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      I don't think they've even taken any of the air out of swiss watches, since the markets don't overlap, and people who can afford Swiss watches aren't exhausting their fashion budget with the 3 digit price tags of most wearables. Likely sales are simply down for whatever reason (poor marketing or design), and the CEO is just blaming someone other than themselves.

    35. Re: Way to sensationalize! by KGIII · · Score: 2

      There is something to be said for a well tailored suit. I do not even mind a tie, I kind of like it. I am usually a cargo pants, moccasins, wool socks, t-shirt, and a long sleeve (unbuttoned) type of guy but I do love me a suit and tie occasion once in a while. What? Those guys have the best drugs. They won't share if you don't dress like them.

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    36. Re:Way to sensationalize! by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Unopened Apple watches will probably go back up above sale price in a few decades. Especially if they stop making them. :)

    37. Re: Way to sensationalize! by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      They're common on the east coast where everyone still dresses in 1960's business attire or gets shunned. Old money vs. new money.

    38. Re: Way to sensationalize! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...buying a tablet doesn't mean you don't need a PC....

      Depends who you are. If you only watch youtube, email and do IM then you can get rid of the PC entirely, and many folks already do, particularly in the upcoming generation. If you're an old far you still need a PC because otherwise you go stark raving mad trying to enter text, but that's about the only serious difficultly for most people, apart from an app landscape that is more oriented to consuming media the productivity (rapidly changing). I don't need to burden myself with a PC in the form of a laptop, network, or ultrabook any more, thanks much for that. I typically throw the laptop in the checked luggage now, from which it seldom emerges. More like a good luck charm than anything. Pretty soon I get in the habit of leaving it home, where it is largely a paperweight because my real work happens on a firebreathing workstation. I would be a small minority though, as anybody can see from PC sales stats, standalone desktop is a rapidly shrinking market.

      Too bad this discussion will archive, because I would love to see you add another post a few years down the line when you buy a PC again. Tablets are fine for some things, but don't cut it for all purposes. A PC can do more things than any tablet.

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    39. Re: Way to sensationalize! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps if you just want to be a good little consumer you don't need an actual computer. Those can do things that marketers don't approve of, unlike tablets.

      Of course tablet sales outstrip computers. First off, they break more easily and age faster. Second, being much less capable devices, they cost less and so are easier to afford. Third, they tend to belong to individual users whereas a family often doesn't have a computer for every member.

      Just had to explain that to you. Now, go read some more ads, go shopping, and be sure to not think, ok?

    40. Re: Way to sensationalize! by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      Americans really are getting bigger and bigger all the time. Where do you get shoes and a belt to go with a "Suite" I wonder?

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    41. Re:Way to sensationalize! by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      But in a smart phone, all those calculations will be done by apps with a easily rememberable icons.

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    42. Re:Way to sensationalize! by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      People who want authentic watches also don't buy rip off Fossil watches either, being thy they are crap.

      Fossil is fucked because of everyone carrying a phone and not needing to buy some shitty over priced POS.

      Wearables have nothing to do with Fossils problem, they are just another shitty buggy whip manufacturer who is going down kicking and screaming that it's someone else's fault instead of adapting.

      Evolution- you adapt or you go extinct. Fossil chooses extinction

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    43. Re: Way to sensationalize! by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      I love Apple stuff and have been a customer of theirs for years but starting with the iPad and continuing with the iWatch I just haven't been able to get behind buying it. I think they're both cool devices. They look like they might be fun to play around with and may even be sort of useful in a way but I look at the price tags and see what you get for that and I just can't make myself let go of that money. I'm an iMac, Macbook, and iPhone user and didn't mind spending the money on those but I think Apple just pretty much sold me everything they had that I want. The tablet and the watch just don't seem like good buys to me.

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    44. Re:Way to sensationalize! by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      So now "taken some oxygen out" is the same as "smothering"? LOL! Smart watches are a fad, like tablets.

      Tablets are a fad how? Because people use them far longer than their phones before replacing them? Well apart from the NVIDIA Shield's of course.

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    45. Re: Way to sensationalize! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tablets may have impact the netbooks, but not much the desktop, what is hurting them is more that CPU and GPU are slower to come out than before.

    46. Re:Way to sensationalize! by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Which is why I have never actually really memorized how to use my watch's calculations. I can do most of it in my head faster than I could when I was learning how to use it.

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    47. Re: Way to sensationalize! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tablets are a saturated and shrinking market.

    48. Re: Way to sensationalize! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      slim fit suits

      Isn't a suit slim-fit by definition?

    49. Re: Way to sensationalize! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Price is not the only criterion for that market segment. It is also supposed be stylish and conservative. Apple's most expensive watch scores even worse in those regards than the less expensive models. But of course even for that kind of product, there is a market.

    50. Re:Way to sensationalize! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People don't actually use tables. They buy them, play with it and then put them in a drawer.

    51. Re: Way to sensationalize! by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Lasting two days without charging (instead of one) versus pretty much running perpetually isn't the same thing.

      And, as much as this might shock you ... not everybody gives a crap about a smart watch.

      Who needs an Apple watch? I sure as hell don't. I don't want one, because it's a pointless gadget I have no need for.

      It's a gadget for people who fetishize technology and their phones. For the rest of the world, traditional watches are all they'll ever need or want.

      If you want one, buy one. But don't make the mistake of projecting that the rest of the world actually gives a damn about them.

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    52. Re:Way to sensationalize! by hey! · · Score: 1

      LOL! Smart watches are a fad, like tablets.

      I think that the notion that smart watches are a fad is why the Fossil CEO is mentioning them; it sounds more hopeful than "most people under 35 use their phone to tell time rather than a watch."

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    53. Re: Way to sensationalize! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tablets aren't a replacement for the desktop/laptop. They're a replacement for a bag full of books. They're an e-reader on steroids (which is why e-readers are basically gone).

      I knew a guy that was a train engineer for a freight train company. He was required to carry a huge stack of manuals, logs, and other books on every trip. It weight probably 50 pounds. He was able to replace most of it with a tablet. The company was a bit reluctant at first, as they have lots of government regulations to work around, but they ended up allowing him to use his tablet. It saved him the hassle of carrying a bunch of heavy crap that he rarely needed.

      From work experience, I know that helicopter pilots are in a similar situation. The FAA requires that there be duplicate log books on board, which means two iPads instead of just one. But even two iPads are lighter than a bunch of paper log books in an aircraft. Paper is heavy, and eliminating two stacks of a half-dozen books each from an aircraft makes the fuel last a tiny bit longer. (I would assume fixed-wing aircraft pilots are similarly encumbered by slow-moving bureaucracy.)

      Tablets are a form-factor with some real-world benefits. They aren't general purpose computers, though, and expecting them to be such is unrealistic. This is why many people are disappointed with them and stow them away in a drawer somewhere. These people still don't need a computer, and differently-shaped computer didn't change that.

    54. Re: Way to sensationalize! by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      "But by the same token, what does Joe or Jane average do on a PC that a quad-core tablet with 2GB RAM can't do?"

      Uhhh...block ads,

      Does that. Can't imagine an unrooted Android device without Adblock Plus.

      run full programs instead of a stripped down app version

      Right, most people aren't gonna care, because most people don't use all the features. They use a couple of filters in their photo editing software, that's it. They will never use complex layout in Word. Etc.

      have multiple programs running without felling like you are on a P2 running Win98

      Most people only switch between a couple of programs, a 2GB RAM Android device does that fine. I admit 1GB is a little cramped, but 2GB isn't hard to come by any more.

      be able to type quickly (I have yet to see a tablet keyboard that didn't feel worse than a first gen chiclet netbook or didn't make the unit more unwieldy than a netbook)

      The Asus Transformer devices are not significantly more unwieldy than a notebook, screen's a little heavier maybe. Then you get your real keyboard, and you can take it off. I just got mine up to Lollipop after a sort of epic rooting process, but it's old. The 1GB RAM doesn't seem so bad on Lollipop as it did on JB.

      As for your AMD chip? Congrats, it just blows through tasks don't it?

      It's nice that I can run two browsers, Steam, and two games (got to wait for loads and stuff somehow) and have nothing slow down. I could have spent another couple hundred bucks and got much better minimum frame rates out of a quad-core Haswell i5, though. Still, that was mo money. I like to save it.

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    55. Re:Way to sensationalize! by polymeris · · Score: 1

      People with money to burn want authentic watches

      Just not fossils. It would be interesting to hear what the CEOs of traditional (actually Swiss) brands have to say.

    56. Re: Way to sensationalize! by maestroX · · Score: 1

      As soon as my car responds to me I will buy a smart watch.

    57. Re: Way to sensationalize! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But do those pos's come with magnifying glasses and free eye exams and while you're at it, headchecks? Didn't think so...GARBAGE

    58. Re: Way to sensationalize! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      When you wear a tux, you look like a dork. Cufflinks or no.

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    59. Re:Way to sensationalize! by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      That's kinda the point about tablets. To actually use them, you need more hardware. The laptop already has that hardware. So you are effectively needing a laptop that can be minimized at times.

      Eventually all computers for consumers and common business workers are going to be downsized to tablets or smaller, with accessory hardware available as needed. They'll still be 10 times more powerful than the newest Intel i7's are today, just as the current tablets are much more powerful than the first Pentium PCs. But that's a ways off in the future yet, just like George Jetson's flying car that folds into a briefcase. For now we need something with more space, or more power, or more screen, or more hardware than simple tables.

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    60. Re:Way to sensationalize! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So.. like the Surface Pro?

    61. Re:Way to sensationalize! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      That's kinda the point about tablets. To actually use them, you need more hardware. The laptop already has that hardware. So you are effectively needing a laptop that can be minimized at times.

      That's why the Asus Transformer devices are conceptually the coolest things around. In practice they haven't got all the love they needed to get to be taken all that seriously; you have to go to the aftermarket to get software updates. Though amusingly, the 5.1 rom I just installed on my TF201 is supposed to have a stagefright fix, I'll run the checker as soon as my apps finish restoring from their Titanium backups.

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    62. Re: Way to sensationalize! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      When you wear a tux, you look like a dork. Cufflinks or no.

      I always look like a dork, but I look better in a tux. Better to be a well-dressed dork.

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    63. Re: Way to sensationalize! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      as for a smartphone.. why wouldn't you want a computer in your pocket? but if you have already that, wtf do you need the smart watch for.

      Yeah, this. Even if all you do is use it to look at porn and pictures of cats, and take the occasional mediocre picture, that's still awesome. It's the future11!!!!111.

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    64. Re: Way to sensationalize! by msobkow · · Score: 1

      It's the *cellphone* I don't want. I *hated* carrying a cell phone for work, because the boss thought nothing of calling me at all hours of the night and day on it. The hassle soured me on the whole idea of "always on" phone access; I'd rather just stick with a landline and let people leave messages.

      Hell, I heard someone answering their cell while taking a crap at one office. Seriously -- if you can't call taking a crap "me time" and leave the damned phone alone, your leash is too short and the collar too tight.

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    65. Re:Way to sensationalize! by undefinedreference · · Score: 1

      I'd argue that wristwatches, particularly analog ones, are a multi-generational fad. They are simply approaching the end of their fad stage as their proponents die out. They haven't been a necessity at any point in their history, but were quite popular and expected in certain contexts, which reflects their fad status. Some might argue they're jewelry, but those people are deluded. They're only jewelry in the sense that bracelets are jewelry, but just as bracelets are subject to social fads and some have died out, so too will the wristwatch.

      There are plenty of similar fads that will eventually be supplanted. Those in these industries are just too oblivious to realize that is what they are peddling.

    66. Re: Way to sensationalize! by undefinedreference · · Score: 2

      Tablets are not killing computers, they are simply computers with different packaging.

    67. Re:Way to sensationalize! by undefinedreference · · Score: 1

      You're crazy. Watches are already dated-looking "jewelry". They'll be melted down to recover their constituent materials and some particularly-unusual ones will be stored in museums. The styles have changed very regularly, although they have been pretty stabilized since the advent of the cell phone because they're dying.

      Your belief that people will still pay a lot of money just because their bracelet has some mechanical components is very short-sighted. One day people will realize that a bracelet is just as useful for showing off wealth and far more flexible in design if it isn't based around an archaic and redundant mechanical assembly.

    68. Re: Way to sensationalize! by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Desktops and laptops aren't going away any time soon, which is good for those of us who want those capabilities.

      Not everybody needs a desktop or laptop. I know quite a few people whose needs would be well met with a nice tablet. With one of those, you can use email, surf the web, do light word processing, and play games, and for a very large number of people that's all a computer is for. The market for desktops and laptops will never recover, because they used to be the only way to do light computer stuff, and light computer users have something better.

      Smart watches will get better, and people will continue to buy them, because they can do more useful stuff than a conventional watch. My last watch was a calculator watch, for the same reason. It was useful for calculations, and for me it was a fashion statement. ("I am a geek" is a statement.)

      People will continue to want the old-style watches, likely enough to keep the industry going for decades. It isn't going to be as profitable as it was, and I don't know what that will do to the manufacturers.

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    69. Re:Way to sensationalize! by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Hmm, this year I bought a new tablet, AND built a new desktop PC.

      Why? Everything is not a nail, so I need a set of tools that consists of more than just a hammer. I use a laptop, desktop, smartphone, and tablet every day for different purposes.

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    70. Re: Way to sensationalize! by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      I'm still waiting for a use case for a smart watch that is better than any solution I already have. The only one that even came close is having a tiny display on my wrist for navigation while riding my motorcycle, but since I have a bluetooth audio receiver on my helmet I can already do turn-by-turn.

      Everything else it does either is completely superfluous, or uninteresting to me.

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    71. Re:Way to sensationalize! by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      That's kinda the point about tablets. To actually use them, you need more hardware.

      Only the bluetooth keyboard is strictly necessary for serious work. The tablet plus keyboard still add up to much less weight and space than a laptop with typically several times the battery life, plus can you charge your laptop on a USB cable?

      Another thing you need with a tablet is a stand, which often takes the form of a portfolio case. But it isn't hard to improvise when necessary.

      The laptop already has that hardware. So you are effectively needing a laptop that can be minimized at times.

      The opposite. I need a tablet that can be maximized at times.

      By the way, have you ever used a laptop on a commuter train? If you fail to get a seat with a table (normal case) then it really sucks. A tablet is perfectly usable.

      Eventually all computers for consumers and common business workers are going to be downsized to tablets or smaller, with accessory hardware available as needed. They'll still be 10 times more powerful than the newest Intel i7's are today, just as the current tablets are much more powerful than the first Pentium PCs. But that's a ways off in the future yet, just like George Jetson's flying car that folds into a briefcase. For now we need something with more space, or more power, or more screen, or more hardware than simple tables.

      Tablets are already awesomely powerful and capable of pretty much all the computation I need on the road, short of a massive build or debugging session. I typically do those by ssh to a build farm, sometimes using the tablet.

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    72. Re: Way to sensationalize! by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Too bad this discussion will archive, because I would love to see you add another post a few years down the line when you buy a PC again. Tablets are fine for some things, but don't cut it for all purposes. A PC can do more things than any tablet.

      The gaps between buying PCs are getting longer and longer for me. I am likely to get several tablets before the next PC. These days, instead of a desktop PC, I'm tend to stuff a server class machine into a big tower case and put the whole thing headless in a closet where the fans don't annoy me. Then I use it by ssh with a nice keyboard and screen plugged into a fanless media PC, with a tablet standing by for grab-and-go situations. But did I mention, I'm a tiny sliver of the market?

      The time I buy my next desktop PC is basically never, I'm pretty sure I already bought my last one. By the time I buy my next PC-like thing, either a headless server class tower or fanless mini-PC, the PC market will have shrunk to a fraction of its size (1/4 to 1/3 of what it is today) and the tablet market will be at least twice the size it is today, dwarfing the classic PC market. You know it's true, the trends are already plainly visible.

      captcha: immature

      Ha ha, you are quite the comedian, you are.

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    73. Re:Way to sensationalize! by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Swiss watches are merely jewellery.

      And within 3 years, any smart watch on the market today will be an obsolete museum piece that will barely power up due to a decayed Li-ion battery, and on the edge of being completely useless when it falls out of support with the devices it is dependent on for it's functionality.

      The Swiss watch will still be working for another 50+ years exactly as intended.

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    74. Re:Way to sensationalize! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess I'm not people then, because I use mine every day.

    75. Re: Way to sensationalize! by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      You can solve the "gotta wait for loads" problem by getting a cheap SSD and slapping the games on there, if you are on Windows look up "Steam Mover" which will let you just move the games you are currently playing over to the SSD. I've moved my War thunder onto my SSD and it fricking flies, whereas before it would take a good 30-50 seconds just for the levels to load at the start of the match now myself and the other SSD users are already under way by the time the first HDD users are spawning. Oh and the minimum frame issue will be fixed by DX12, just wait for the pirate version which strips out all the spying

      As for the tablets? The majority don't have rooted Android tablets so the adblock is moot as rooting is beyond the skillset of the majority, they will just consider the device "broken" and move on. I talked to the Gonzalez brothers (the Mexican bros that run the phone shop down the street, nice guys) and they said they haven't run into anything rooted that came into their shop and since they handle more phones and tablets in a day than I've handled in a year? I think their experience is a good sampling of how much rooting goes on in the wild. Glad that you were able to root yours but if even 5% of the tablets out there are rooted I'd be amazed.

      And the people DO care when it comes to the programs because I HAVE been dealing with those "transformer style" hybrids, they have those for $150-$200 at the local Walmart and so are quite popular, #1 complaint? ":I can't get this to do (X)" where X is some feature the PC program has the Android version doesn't. Users simply do not understand that just because it LOOKS like a laptop does not mean it will ACT like a laptop and they get quite pissed when they find out they simply will never be able to do what they want it to. I have had quite a few go take theirs back and spend the money to get the Windows 8.1 version and promptly bring it back so I can "Make it work" and behave like their home system does. A little ClassicStart, a little loading their programs and voila! They are happy.

      To think a user that is happy with X/Y/Z will be happy with just X is the classic Linux advocate mistake, the "as long as you have a browser its enough" but people today are VERY picky and they like what they like, especially when it comes to their programs. If the mobile version doesn't do 100% of what they are used to getting on the desktop? Then its shit as far as they are concerned. And last I checked the asus transformer? yeah that's a $300+ device, that AIN'T what the majority are buying, they are buying those "Walmart specials" and those keyboards simply aren't as good as a first gen chiclet on a netbook, they really suck. To say "tablets have great keyboards" and bring up the Transformer is like saying "ChromeOS is the best laptop" and bringing up the Pixel as the example, when in both cases they aren't the majority, hell they aren't even the minority when it comes to sales, probably more in the 3%-4% range. If you have a local Walmart Supercenter? Go in and try their sub $200 convertibles as THAT is what folks are getting. They are limited to just 1Gb of RAM (and all the OEM crap you can't uninstall is sucking a good half of that) with 8Gb of storage which for some damned reason the OEMs partition REALLY badly and by default the larger of the two can't have apps installed to it, and the keyboards? Fucking terrible. Remember it wasn't the IDEA of a netbook that killed the netbook, it was rising prices with lousy build quality that killed the things. When I could get the AMD E350s for $300, the C50/C60s for $240 and the Intel Atom for $200? I couldn't keep enough of the things, folks gobbled 'em up like candy, it was when the OEMs added a good $100-$120 to the price so that a more powerful laptop was cheaper that everybody bailed.

      Do I think tablets are gonna die? Of course not, I can still buy new netbooks, I have no doub

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    76. Re: Way to sensationalize! by pkinetics · · Score: 1

      If only Apple made a suite, then people would wear them.

    77. Re: Way to sensationalize! by pkinetics · · Score: 1

      I usually wear ties on Tuesdays, just to break with the norm of business casual.

    78. Re:Way to sensationalize! by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Yes, like the surface pro or Asus transformer, but in the case of the surface, it would be necessary to lose the microsoft OS, which will never happen so forget it.

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    79. Re:Way to sensationalize! by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      That's moving in the right direction. Microsoft is certainly showing what can be done with a small footprint.

      However, it has to be more than just a fast processor in a thin shell with a removable keyboard stand. How well does it play the latest games? Until it can play the latest games at full speed and resolution gaming computers will stick around. At native resolution, how easy is it to read a spreadsheet? If I increase the zoom for the spreadsheet, how much of it still fits on the screen? Tablets are mostly very small compared to even basic laptops, and not everyone has that good of eyesight. The Surface Pro 3 does have exceptional resolution for such a small display, but that just runs into the readability issue.

      The amount of storage is always an issue of course. Tablets use SSD, and even the most expensive Surface Pro 3 is only up to the 512GB size. For it to replace every other computer a person uses, that needs to be much higher. Again, we will see that in the future, but not yet. The new technology has even been discussed here on /. lately, with the 3D VNAND and others. We just have to wait for it to arrive in tablet compatible form for a tablet compatible price.

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    80. Re: Way to sensationalize! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You can solve the "gotta wait for loads" problem by getting a cheap SSD and slapping the games on there,

      My windows PC has a Samsung 850 Evo 500 GB on a SATA3 bus, it's got 16GB of Corsair Vengeance Pro, don't tell me about making load times go away. Lots of games have lengthy ones for no apparent reason, probably because they aren't very well-coded. Hooray for having loads of PC.

      As for the tablets? The majority don't have rooted Android tablets

      I wouldn't buy a windows PC without doing some research (obviously I build all the ones which aren't laptops) and I wouldn't buy an Android device without doing some research, either. At least, not for any notable amount of money. If you can't even get root, let alone haven't got an unlocked bootloader, it's not really your device.

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    81. Re: Way to sensationalize! by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      You don't have any relatives, do you.

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    82. Re: Way to sensationalize! by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Wow...WTF are you playing that the expensive as fuck Evo don't help? Because if you ever played War Thunder (and if you haven't you really should, plenty of great communities that aren't filled with "FU nigger faggots!" in chat, in fact we had a female player for several hours and nobody treated her any differently and none of that "ASL are you hot?" crap and its got great gameplay) you know its insane when it comes to detail and amount of fire on the screen per second and even on a $50 Crucial SSD the thing just flies. I also have 16Gb (I went with the Kingston Hyper-X Fury into an ASUS M5A99FX Pro R2) and between that, the 3GB on the R9 280 and the SSD? Its crazy how fast the thing boogies.

      And you really don't need to do any research Drinkypoo as I have yet to run into any Android that can't be rooted using Super Root, it takes less than 3 minutes and works like a charm.

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    83. Re: Way to sensationalize! by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      When you wear a tux, you look like a dork. Cufflinks or no.

      Says nerd on nerd website. Women I've met say otherwise. You'll forgive me if I take their opinion over yours...

    84. Re: Way to sensationalize! by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      That's fine. Apple has the Watch-for-rich-snobs edition for $17000.

      Apple has a watch for rappers and drug dealers. Anyone with any sense of style is not going to ruin a look of refined elegance with a tacky piece of electronics.

    85. Re: Way to sensationalize! by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      Why? iWatch actually looks nice - it's sleek and streamlined. Perhaps your sense of style is utterly lacking?

    86. Re: Way to sensationalize! by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but the very few people who I've seen wearing Apple watches are the dorks in IT.
      It's a dork fad and always will be.

  3. Why is this on Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stupid.

  4. Waaaah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Swatches aren't cool anymore? I saw the end for Crocs pretty early on...but this? Never!

    1. Re:Waaaah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lots of people still thing 'Ugg' boots are cool and wear them even on the hottest days.
      Some people are really wierd and still buy mechancal watches.

    2. Re:Waaaah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lots of people still thing 'Ugg' boots are cool and wear them even on the hottest days.
      Some people are really wierd and still buy mechancal watches.

      My mechanical watch will last longer, and stand up to far more abuse, than any Appl€ watch. Wearables are a fad, like naval piercings, and they will go away in a few years.

  5. What a perfect name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "fossil", just like the products he makes.

    1. Re: What a perfect name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They deserve this after outsourcing their entire IT dept to infosys.

  6. Two different markets by The+Fat+Bastid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Analog watches are jewelry for people who want to make a fashion statement. Digital watches are for people who want a smartphone on their wrist.

    1. Re:Two different markets by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 0

      That's a pretty good summary.

      I see people who wear analog watches falling in 3 camps:

      * Practical minded -- spends less then ~$250 on a watch. Doesn't care about iHipster fads. Wears a watch for function. I respect people who don't blow money trying to impress others with vanity items.
      * Retards who spend more then $5,000+ on a watch for form. They care more about what people think about their bullshit pseudo image then using money wisely. Vanity has always had a high price but these idiots take it to a new level.
      * The people in between -- hard to tell if they are practical or iHipster.

    2. Re:Two different markets by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Bullshit.

      Smartwatches are for people who want a smartphone on their wrist. Period.

      Watches which aren't smart watches are for people who want to tell the time, without the need for connectivity, and without the need to recharge the damned thing constantly. You know, what watches have been for a very long time.

      My solar powered digital watch will pretty much never need to be charged as long as I expose it to sunlight. My wife's Citizen eco-drive analog watch will simply never need to be charged as long as she wears it, and being titanium with synthetic sapphire crystal it also looks like it just came out of the box, despite a fair amount of abuse. Considering how many other watches she's destroyed in a few weeks, that's impressive. It's a zero maintenance watch which survives most anything a normal human will encounter.

      You should in no way equate digital watches with smartphones. They are very different things.

      A 'real' watch can be a durable, long lasting thing which allows you to swim or do normal things you'd do in life without worrying about the damned thing breaking on you.

      Until an Apple watch is something you'd go into a pool or the ocean with, or do your gardening, or go to the gym and not have to worry about babying it ... it's a fragile plaything which needs to be coddled, charged, and constantly cared for. That is a fashion statement.

      I could break windows with my watch and it would still work, will your Apple watch do that? My watch will tell me the correct date until 2038 as long as it sees enough daylight to keep it charged ... your Apple watch sure as hell won't do that.

      Sorry, but I have no interest in getting text messages on my watch. And until an Apple watch is anywhere near as durable and maintenance free as my actual watch, it will remain a toy.

      Watches can absolutely be a fashion statement, which is why I own more than one. But I can be away from electricity indefinitely with my rugged solar watch and still have all the functionality it has now.

      Which tells me your Apple watch is more fashion statement than my timepiece. Because it's fragile, needs to be coddled, constantly charged, and is really only useful if I can't be separated from my phone.

      I am far more likely to have to wonder where I left my phone than I am my watch.

      I have watches which are purely fashion statements. They're pretty and tell the time, but even those can all go in the ocean and places an Apple watch won't. But I also have watches which will survive anything I'm ever going to do, and do it pretty much indefinitely, without ever having to worry about durability or power. The act of destroying them would probably lead to a crippling injury.

      Sorry, but digital watches pre-date the smart watch by decades, and not everybody who wants a digital watch gives a sweet damn about a smartwatch or a smartphone.

      Digital watch != smartphone. There's some overlap, but nowhere enough to make what you said true.

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    3. Re:Two different markets by gstoddart · · Score: 2

      Honestly, the only people I've ever known who spent more than $5K on a watch ... they also had expensive cars, tailored suits, and don't give a fuck about what people think either.

      That guy in the three piece Italian suit with the gold cufflinks, the Ferrari, and the $15K Rolex ... he doesn't give a crap if you're impressed or not ... and he's beyond the point of needing to spend his money wisely or not. But he's sure as hell not wearing a $20 Timex from Wal Mart.

      The guy who drives the beat up car who works in a shit job who has the over priced watch to look cool? Yeah, that guy is an ass trying to impress.

      The millionaire with the gold Rolex Mariner (among other expensive watches) ... well, he's not really concerned about how you feel about it.

      And the only people I've ever known with watches which cost more than $5K ... well, for them money is a different thing.

      The sudden realization that the guy you're having a beer with is casually wearing a hugely expensive watch, designer (but casual) clothes, thousand dollar shoes, and a few pieces of expensive jewelry ... that can be the moment when you realize you're chilling with someone who is casually wearing more than a lot of people make in a year.

      And those guys aren't wearing it to impress the plebes. That doesn't mean they don't like it when the plebes notice. But they sure as hell don't need your validation.

      And, yes, I have in fact on several occasions realized I was shooting the shit with millionaires over a pint. Some of them are remarkably down to earth and nice guys, even if they are wearing watch which would buy you an entry level car. It's scary to realize someone is wearing an expensive watch as indifferently as if it was a cheap watch ... they're not flashing it at you, it's just there.

      The stupidity of the price of a watch or any consumer item is directly related to just how much wealth that represents to the owner. And I've known a few people for whom that watch would represent only a few days worth of income.

      Hell, I have seen someone busing tables in a suit/shoes/jewelry/watch ensemble which would have paid my basic living costs for 6 months or more ... because it was their damned restaurant, and that's what he happened to be wearing that day.

      Trust me, not everybody with an expensive watch is doing it to impress anybody else.

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    4. Re:Two different markets by dunkelfalke · · Score: 2

      You have succumbed to the very protestant "rich people are better people" fallacy.

      The millionaire with the gold Rolex Mariner is not concerned how I feel about it, but he is very concerned about how his peers do.
      It is basic human nature, really.

      Just as it is basic human nature that you are desperately trying to impress fellow slashdotters with you have been rubbing elbows with very rich people.

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    5. Re:Two different markets by sound+vision · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind this is the Apple Watch... so, I think half the people buying it are doing it as a fashion statement.

    6. Re:Two different markets by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      yeah so you're saying that there doesn't exist clubs for carsharing ferraris? (there does, to impress dolts).

      also, I was amazed that asians run fucking watch-share clubs. where they buy an expensive watch and everyone gets to keep it a week at a time to impress his friends.

      also there's people who buy them as investments, asians as well. they buy them like they would buy gold. the iWatch is a horrible substitute for that.

      iWatch might eat into pebble and other 70-100 bucks semi-expensive dolt watch sales.. but can't really see it affecting the high dollar watch market, as it's just a collectors market so the practicality of it makes little point and buying high tech expensive items as investments is pretty fucking stupid(apart from cars). how well are vertu's holding their value and practicality? not very well.

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    7. Re:Two different markets by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      GP has a point though. I'm sure rich people are just like us: some like to show off, others don't care. But people generally think that design and quality matters, especially for personal items. I can tell the difference between a $50 shirt and a $500 one, and if I had plenty of cash I'd choose the expensive one. When I buy jewelry for my wife, I can choose from stuff ranging from dirt cheap to stupidly expensive, but the beautifully designed and well-made pieces that catch my eye are invariably the more expensive ones. Quality and design cost money... and yes, at some point they become overpriced, and it will be about the (barf-inducing marketing word) experience. It's much more enjoyable to go out to shop instead of ordering online, and when you do, it is better to go to a luxurious store where they serve you whisky and treat you like a god while you take the time to try on a few watches, compared to visiting a busy department store where you have to hunt around for a clerk to help you.

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    8. Re:Two different markets by LaurenCates · · Score: 1

      Smartwatches are for people who want a smartphone on their wrist. Period.

      I don't disagree with what a lot of what you're saying, but I don't agree with this particular statement.

      Now, I am a smartwatch-wearer. I realize I'm not going to convince you that I find it extremely useful for both connected and non-connected purposes (moreso the latter than the former in my case, actually), but I don't believe that smartwatch users mistake it for the primary communications device, but rather an augment, or an assist, or a companion to it.

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    9. Re:Two different markets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, the only people I've ever known who spent more than $5K on a watch ... they also had expensive cars, tailored suits, and don't give a fuck about what people think either.

      No, the person that doesn't give a fuck, has a reliable car, suits that were tailored for someone else and probably gets the time from his or her mobile phone. Clearly someone wearing flash they've bought for themselves, cares what at least some people think.

    10. Re:Two different markets by unimacs · · Score: 1

      I have a divers watch with a traditional analog display and two small digital readouts for other information like current depth, water temp and other dive related info. I actually do dive with it but mostly I use it as a regular watch. From a diver's perspective, watches like this have been largely replaced by dive computers. Lots of people get watches like this purely for the fashion and I do get a compliment on it once in awhile.

      Though it's pretty durable, I do have to be careful with it in some ways. Battery replacement is expensive because it has to be pressure tested to 200 meters, and only a few places are able to do it for this particular watch. The watch was gone for two weeks the last time I had the the battery replaced. For that reason I don't often wear it while swimming because I swim a lot and it will automatically go into dive mode. It's not like the battery drain in that mode is THAT bad but not wearing while swimming probably gives me another 6 months of battery life. Wish I would have spent the extra money for an Eco-drive. But the battery/capacitor eventually goes on those too.

      For me an Apple Watch would cost about the same and provide a lot more functionality. It does have a fairly basic water resistance rating, but according to this test: https://youtu.be/kJFci42OO7c It actually survives the pressure of being submerged at substantial depths pretty well. Lots of people have figured this out and there's even been a swim app designed for it.

      My point is that they're not as fragile as you make them out to be and people tend to take care of their "nice" watches anyway. An Apple Watch may not provide any feature you'd be interested in but that doesn't mean they don't have genuine value for other people.

      At first I was skeptical that a smart watch would have any impact on the market for Swiss watches but looking at what Fossil sells, I can kind of see it. They have lots of extra dials and gizmos on them. It's not just a classic high end watch that tells time.

    11. Re:Two different markets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a Submariner not Mariner.

      And millionaires do not wear Rolex. You would be laughed out of a Manhattan board room if you tried to impress your peers with a Rolex. It's a mid-tier brand in horology circles

    12. Re:Two different markets by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Expensive watches are primarily fashion statements as well.

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    13. Re:Two different markets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Analog watches are jewelry for people who want to make a fashion statement.
      Digital watches are for people who want a smartphone on their wrist.

      True. But Apple stuff is for people who want other people to think they are cool. So, there is some overlap there.

    14. Re:Two different markets by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      You have succumbed to the very protestant "rich people are better people" fallacy.

      Apparently you have succumbed to being an idiot.

      I'm saying when you can afford the expensive watch, it's not really that much of an extravagance, and it isn't necessarily about showing off.

      Just as it is basic human nature that you are desperately trying to impress fellow slashdotters with you have been rubbing elbows with very rich people.

      LOL, you know, I don't care what my fellow Slashdotters think either. Anybody who is impressed that I've met people with a little money is a fool. But it was germane to my point about the expensive watches.

      I haven't been rubbing elbows with "very rich people". I've met a couple of small-m millionaires, and I've met a couple of corporate executives, and some guys who made a good deal for themselves after years of working in the construction industry. I'm not talking the Trumps of the world, I'm talking about guys who still have rough hands who sold off a business they spent decades building. The non-tycoon millionaire isn't anywhere near as rare as it once was.

      The people you meet in bars in airports and hotels can come from all walks of life ... and apparently even some rich people don't stay at exclusive hotels, because I sure don't. Sometimes you just slowly realize the person watching the football game in the hotel bar, eating peanuts, and shooting the shit also happens to be someone who has done moderately well for themselves. You chat for an hour or so, and never see one another again.

      My entire point is that the generalization that all people with a watch costing over $5k are purely doing it to show off is absurd. The guys who have actual money just buy it because the like it, and because they can afford it. They have it for themselves, not adulation and praise.

      They're not flashing the watch in your face and saying "look at my Rolex". It's just there, and something they don't give a second thought about.

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    15. Re:Two different markets by zeugma-amp · · Score: 1

      and the $15K Rolex

      Actually, a $15k Rolex is the low end of the luxury watch market. You can easily add another zero to that price and you'll be in the middle of the 'high' end. A Patek Philippe 5720 Perpetual Calendar Chronograph can be had for a mere $164k

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  7. Not just wearables but the basic cell phone too by perpenso · · Score: 2

    Its not really wearables, the basic cell phone has dramatically decreased the need for a watch, even for someone old like me. As have most of the devices we use or devices that happen to be in the room with us. Computers, tablets, cable tv boxes, microwave oven, etc.

    Wearables are just the latest device in a long string of devices reducing the utility of a wrist watch.

    My watch wouldn't get used at all if it were not for scuba diving. Besides being old I'm also a software engineer, analog depth gauge and analog watch to backup that dive computer.

    1. Re:Not just wearables but the basic cell phone too by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      I stopped wearing a watch about 20 years ago because there was always a clock wherever I was, either on my computer, laptop, cell phone, car dashboard, departure gate, whatever When phones got small enough and rugged enough to be always in the pocket, well, presto, return of the pocket watch. Strongly agree that watches won't be for telling time any more. They will be for... wait for it.... watching.

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    2. Re:Not just wearables but the basic cell phone too by fredgiblet · · Score: 1

      This is exactly me. I haven't worn a watch since shortly after I graduated high school. I have a phone, what do I need a watch for?

    3. Re:Not just wearables but the basic cell phone too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Besides being old I'm also a software engineer, analog depth gauge and analog watch to backup that dive computer.

      I'm a bit younger, I'm a digital depth gauge.

    4. Re:Not just wearables but the basic cell phone too by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      For quickly checking the time without having to pull something out of your pocket? And so you can still tell the time when you don't take your phone with you (a watch is a lot more portable than even a small phone)? I have a Skagen watch (which I've had for about 7 years now) which has a thin titanium mesh strap and is so thin that I can forget that I'm wearing it. No phone can replace that.

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    5. Re:Not just wearables but the basic cell phone too by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      People who buy a Swiss watch are not buying it to tell the time. They are buying it as a subtle way of telling people that they are rich enough to afford spending money on something just for appearance. Of course "wearables" are taking some of the air out of that market, a significant percentage (probably the majority) of the people buying "wearables" are doing so for the same reason.

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    6. Re:Not just wearables but the basic cell phone too by swb · · Score: 1

      I like having a watch to be on a consistent time. I find the various clocks (other than computer clocks) to be not on a consistent time, being off 5 minutes in both directions overall.

    7. Re:Not just wearables but the basic cell phone too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      For sure some people it's about flash, but I think one can appreciate the craftsmanship of a good watch. I have a decently expensive skeleton face watch (clear faceplate so you can see the mechanism), and I quite frequently just watch the little bits doing their thing. I don't care if people know how much I spent on the thing, I just like it. The amount of stuff moving around in there and the precision by which it does so is mesmerizing to me.

    8. Re:Not just wearables but the basic cell phone too by GlennC · · Score: 1

      I have a phone, what do I need a watch for?

      There are a couple of places I regularly go where I am either not allowed to or choose not to take my phone. Some of those places do not have clocks, so if I want to keep track of time I wear a cheap wristwatch.

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    9. Re:Not just wearables but the basic cell phone too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Besides being old I'm also a software engineer, analog depth gauge and analog watch to backup that dive computer.

      I'm a bit younger, I'm a digital depth gauge.

      Its more the software engineer than the age. I was once on a dive boat where we have the digital v analog debate. The software and electrical engineers were on the analog backup side.

    10. Re:Not just wearables but the basic cell phone too by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Do you know that your phone synchonizes to an atomic clock over the cell network multiple times a day?

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    11. Re:Not just wearables but the basic cell phone too by swb · · Score: 1

      because there was always a clock wherever I was, either on my computer, laptop, cell phone, car dashboard, departure gate, whatever

      Some of these are networked synced, but "dashboard...whatever", for many wall-clock values of "whatever", aren't synced with anything other than the time source of whoever pushed the buttons when they were set. AC wall clocks drift with slight variations in AC frequency.

    12. Re:Not just wearables but the basic cell phone too by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      I take it you haven't heard of NTP

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    13. Re:Not just wearables but the basic cell phone too by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Agree, some of my clocks aren't automatically synchronized, but my phone is and I do make a habit of correcting other clocks as necessary.

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    14. Re:Not just wearables but the basic cell phone too by unimacs · · Score: 1

      Your wrist is an extremely handy place to have information available when you're on the move. That's why over time there's been so many specialty watches created whether for diving, sailing, training, etc. Ever notice what's on the wrists of quarter backs, running backs, and receivers during a football game? Not watches, but playlists.

      The smart watch is in its infancy. We might be a ways off from ones that are truly useful and convenient, but the potential is definitely there.

    15. Re:Not just wearables but the basic cell phone too by fredgiblet · · Score: 1

      I don't care about taking something out of my pocket and I don't leave the house without my phone. So neither of those apply to me.

  8. The only jewel a man car wear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wear a mechanical automatic watch made by Hamilton with a swiss internal and love it.
    It is nice to have something so traditional and mechanical in a digital age, I love the sound that it makes, I love how amazing the mechanical construction of it is and how I can see it work on the back side of the watch.
    But the again, I also work with large IBM tape libraries and love to see that picker do it's work so I guess I have a thing dor mechanical things in general.

    1. Re:The only jewel a man car wear by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Self-winding Seiko. I wear it from time to time as jewelry. A digital watch is useless as jewelry, it's mainly good for achieving that fossilized look, just right for a PTA meeting.

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    2. Re:The only jewel a man car wear by Higaran · · Score: 1

      I also have a Seiko, I'm on my 4th, I buy one ever 7-8 years, I almost never take it off my arm, and swap out when they start to get really beat up.

  9. Quartz watches by kauaidiver · · Score: 0

    Same thing happened in the 60's and 70's when quartz watches were so much cheaper and accurate compared to mechanical movements.

    Mechanical watches will always be a niche market and will never go away. I'd rather have a watch that will last 50+ years and still look and sound good after that time. Take your pick, you got: Omega, Rolex, Breitling, Seiko, etc.. plus high end makers like Patek Phillip.

    Sure the swiss watchmakers will go through their slump, but after the novelty of fancy usb charged smart watches wear off you'll always have the artistic mechanical movements of old.
     

    1. Re:Quartz watches by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Mechanical watches will always be a niche market and will never go away.

      I wouldn't bet on that. Grandfather clocks went away. Typewriters went away. Neckties are in advanced stages of going away. I am sure somebody out there still has a grandfather clock, and there will be a few diehards with Rolexes, but the real limiting factor is, the legendary Oyster mainly makes you look like an asshole out to commit a fashion crime. Right up there with plaid suits. Sure, get an Armani plaid suit, it's still a plaid suit.

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    2. Re:Quartz watches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people like older/traditional things, but yeah, there is a point where wearing them becomes less of an acceptable preference and more of a statement (which currently usually labels you as a hipster). Pocket watches are probably a really good example as well.

      I am sure somebody out there still has a grandfather clock

      Guilty. Serves no practical purpose (and truthfully I'm really bad about keeping the time accurate), but I love the look and sound of the thing.

    3. Re:Quartz watches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i don't know, i find the submariner (without the cyclops date thing) looks pretty good. don't have one, but i appreciate the look. but i guess i like the classic look of a dive watch generally. the "fashion crime" comment makes it sound like you care, maybe, a little too much about what other people are buying or wearing. relax...

    4. Re:Quartz watches by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      I don't care whether or not people commit fashion crimes, I just point out that wearing a wrist watch these days tends to be one. About the same status as a bowtie. There is a time and place for that, but street, school or office is not it.

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    5. Re:Quartz watches by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      I think the correct technical term these days is "aging hipster"

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  10. Cellphones responsible not Apple watch. by bl968 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sorry I don't buy it. I think the fact that everyone carries cellphones and every cellphone displays the time on the face is what is behind his watch slump. I haven't worn a watch in years and it has nothing to do with apple's product.

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  11. They've been going about it wrong for years by timrod · · Score: 1

    I used to get the New York Times almost every day, usually through school or my gym. Every day, I'd see advertisements from the big Swiss watchmakers, usually full-page and usually showing off detailed shots of the insides of the watches. That right there signifies what their market is - older people with lots of money. There's no way I could've afforded one back then, and though I probably could afford one if I saved long enough now, I have no reason to do so. Wearing a high-end watch is one more thing I have to worry about losing or having stolen or getting damaged.

    Really, the answer to their problems is right in front of them. These people know how to make a watch, and there is no shortage of stylistic complaints about existing smartwatches. All they'd need to do is team up with an existing smartphone company that doesn't have a smartwatch of their own and start offering "Swiss-style" smartwatches at a reasonable price. They'd be rolling in money, assuming they can fix the style issues.

    1. Re:They've been going about it wrong for years by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      I imagine that their real fear is not so much that 'smartwatches' and cellphones, and similar will directly replace them; consumer electronics crap with 3 year or less upgrade cycles isn't a good candidate for that; but that people who are either used to not wearing watches at all or used to wearing watches that do something other than be ostentatiously mechanical will just stare blankly at their products; even once they've become old and rich.

      I can certainly respect the amount of obstinately mechanical swiss-gnome fu that goes into high end watch movements; but I suspect that it takes years of acculturation to reach the point where you see such a device as aspirational, rather than as a curious expression of genetic drift in a particularly weird and isolated corner of the RTC market. When you offer a pointless luxury good; you are well advised to get nervous if people show signs of preferring to conspicuously consume by other means.

    2. Re:They've been going about it wrong for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you stopped to consider that maybe Rolex doesn't want to make a cheap smartwatch that erodes the exclusivity of their brand? If you make a watch that costs 50k, among the right circles of people, it's a status symbol. And you make several thousand of profit per watch. You may not sell many, but you get to make it special. If you scale up and produce a hundred thousand of those and sell them for $50 making 10 cents of profit per watch, they become ubiquitous, but they stop being special. And if they stop being special, you stop selling the ones that cost $50k.

      Keep in mind, this is an article about a low-end Swiss company. This is not about the Mont Blancs, the Rolexes and so on. This is not about the exclusive brands for the super-rich, which are not doing worse now. This is about the ones that have to compete with any other plastic cheap watch...

    3. Re:They've been going about it wrong for years by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      and start offering "Swiss-style" smartwatches at a reasonable price.

      Er... a "Swiss watch" means it is driven by mechanical gears as opposed to batteries and/or quartz. ie a swiss smartwatch is an oxymoron, which is why Swiss watches are favoured by rich people. It's not there to tell the time, it's their to demonstrate how much money you have, AND the fact you don't actually need it for anything (ie just like a diamond ring)

    4. Re:They've been going about it wrong for years by oojah · · Score: 1

      A "Swiss watch" means that it follows the 'Ordinance regulating the use of the name "Swiss" on watches', which also includes quartz watches.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      It might be that in your locale it is commonly taken to mean a purely mechanical watch, but that isn't the same the whole world over.

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    5. Re:They've been going about it wrong for years by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Swatch group (based in Biel) includes Breguet, Omega & Longines. And Flik-Flak. All as Swiss as cheese with holes in it.

      There is actually a strategy behind this, not that you'd get it.

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    6. Re:They've been going about it wrong for years by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Rolex makes some relatively cheap watches. The ones I've seen in shops (and therefore probably cheaper online) start at around £250. They are, however, monumentally ugly. They're part of the trend in mens watches that say 'I need to assert my masculinity by showing that I can lug a big lump of metal around on my wrist all day'. The only watchmaker that I know of that makes watches that are aimed at people who appreciate good industrial design and want a watch that is easy to ready but very light is Skagen (they're also a fraction of the price of even a cheap Rolex). I've had one of their watches for around 8 years and not seen anything comparable from other manufacturers.

      I suspect that's a big part of the reason that watch wearing has declined. Most of the watchmakers cater exclusively for the market segment that wants to make a statement (and that statement is: I have lots of money but no taste) and not for those that want something functional and aesthetically pleasing.

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    7. Re:They've been going about it wrong for years by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      They're part of the trend in mens watches that say 'I need to assert my masculinity by showing that I can lug a big lump of metal around on my wrist all day'.

      It's probably more of a women respond to displays of wealth trend. They really do. The good news is that it's a lot easier to change your socioeconomic status than your physical features.

    8. Re:They've been going about it wrong for years by Camembert · · Score: 1

      >> Rolex makes some relatively cheap watches. The ones I've seen in shops (and therefore probably cheaper online) start at around £250. They are, however, monumentally ugly.

      I think you must be mistaken. I am not aware of any even old and not fake Rolex in the price range of around £250. They start at a multiple of that.

    9. Re:They've been going about it wrong for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you saw a "Rolex" for $400 it was a fake. The entry level Rolex is the Oyster Perpetual and it retails for $5K

    10. Re:They've been going about it wrong for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er... no

      A Swiss watch means a watch made in Switzerland. . The Swiss make both mechanical and quartz watches.

    11. Re:They've been going about it wrong for years by zeugma-amp · · Score: 1

      Swatch group (based in Biel) includes Breguet, Omega & Longines. And Flik-Flak. All as Swiss as cheese with holes in it.

      There is actually a strategy behind this, not that you'd get it.

      Indeed, and The Swatch Group, with their ETA movements, make the heart of many watches, not just those owned by Swatch.

      "Swiss Made" has more to do with material and movement sourcing than anything else. You can actually buy "Swiss Made" quartz watches, though for me, if I'm going to pay for a "Swiss Made" watch, I prefer mechanicals.

      Just about any quartz watch is going to be more accurate than even a well regulated mechanical watch. When buying a mechanical, you're buying more than just something to keep track of time. Personally, I like the engineering and craftsmanship that goes into a well made watch. It's something I've been fascinated with since I was a kid, that has carried over to today, when I can actually afford them.

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    12. Re:They've been going about it wrong for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rolex makes some relatively cheap watches. The ones I've seen in shops (and therefore probably cheaper online) start at around £250.

      not sure what you've seen, but a quick perusal of rolex.com and a cross-reference in google will sow you that, no, rolex does not make any "relatively cheap" watches. and if by cheap, you actually mean mean inexpensive, well, you'd find this is not the case either.

      as for your style assessment... well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

  12. So This Fossil, Just a Fossil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Roll de bones and yad had known.

  13. Who has a f'ing apple watch by phorm · · Score: 1

    I've met one guy who has one. Also met a few people with the Galaxy Gear, but usually it was something that was thrown in free/cheap with a plan.
    If smartwatches are smothering the sales of (certain) Swiss watches, they must have been on life-support to begin with.

  14. watches as a functional thing.. by geekymachoman · · Score: 1

    ... are extinct. People I know that still have watches, most of them have watches as a fashion statement. It's a jewelry.

    Other groups I'm aware of are old people who need glasses to see their phone screen, and "some" rich people to show off. Who the f needs a $1000+ USD watch ? Never mind $5k+.

    Eventually they gonna disappear all together same as pocket watches did.

    It's called evolution. Either you keep with the times or eventually you loose your business and get forgotten.

    1. Re:watches as a functional thing.. by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      Either you keep with the times

      I can't do that without wearing a time-piece, you insensitive clod!

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    2. Re:watches as a functional thing.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... are extinct. People I know that still have watches, most of them have watches as a fashion statement. It's a jewelry.

      Other groups I'm aware of are old people who need glasses to see their phone screen, and "some" rich people to show off. Who the f needs a $1000+ USD watch ? Never mind $5k+.

      Eventually they gonna disappear all together same as pocket watches did.

      It's called evolution. Either you keep with the times or eventually you loose your business and get forgotten.

      Unsurprisingly, pocket watches are still around. They have been around for over 100 years. I don't wear a wrist watch as a fashion statement. I wear it to see what time it is. It is easy, convenient, and does not require the use of one hand to operate it. A quick glance, and I know the time. I don't have to find storage for it, the battery will last over 24 hours, and I don't have to worry about it being dropped. Knock watch wearers all you want, but there will always be people that prefer them. Your cell phone won't do you much good out in the woods, but you can use your watch for crude navigation as long as you can see the sun.

    3. Re:watches as a functional thing.. by jittles · · Score: 1

      ... are extinct. People I know that still have watches, most of them have watches as a fashion statement. It's a jewelry.

      Other groups I'm aware of are old people who need glasses to see their phone screen, and "some" rich people to show off. Who the f needs a $1000+ USD watch ? Never mind $5k+.

      Eventually they gonna disappear all together same as pocket watches did.

      It's called evolution. Either you keep with the times or eventually you loose your business and get forgotten.

      I have a $1000 watch that I enjoy wearing. It has a legitimately sealed case (up to 300m of water resistance), and looks very stylish. Sometimes I go through phases where I wear it every day to work. Most of the time, however, I just wear it to special events, on dates, or at important business meetings. It's made of titanium, so it's not very "blingy" but it looks very nice. Women usually comment on it, but no one else ever does. Certainly not any of my coworkers. But it does help you look like you belong when you're the only middle class person in a meeting full of people that flew in the night before on their private jets.

  15. I love Fossil Watches but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They sound like a buggy whip maker.

    1. Re:I love Fossil Watches but... by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      If they manage to get it to the point where they can use a mechanical action to recharge a usable computer with readable touchscreen display, complete with short range radio, then that gets it over the trinket hump... I would drop some spare change on that. I don't see it taking the world by storm.

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  16. Fossils by Sir+Realist · · Score: 2

    I'm not really their market, not wearing a watch or having any use for wearables, but do you really think there's much overlap between the group of people who will buy a high-tech smart watch, and the group of people who would buy technology of any sort from a company called Fossil?

    1. Re:Fossils by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Fossil isn't Swiss, so I'm not sure he's even talking about his own products.

    2. Re:Fossils by asylumx · · Score: 1

      Yes, hipsters buy fossil, or at least they used to. I'm still not convinced that Apple's watch is the reason for Fossil's decline, but Apple's other products are probably contributors (as well as other smartphones). Almost nobody I know wears a watch except for fitness watches on occasion because as other commentators have point out there are clocks everywhere, with the cell phone being your new personal watch. You're going to carry it anyway, but what other purpose is there to wear a watch? Style. Which brings me back to hipsters, who think gadgets are style.

  17. Haha... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Funny

    This story is amusing because a company named 'Fossil' produces obsolete products.

  18. swatch, mostly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The decline in the swiss industry is mostly down to the reliance on swatch movements. These are largely standardized and big. This results in a huge number of similarly sized 'divers'/'pilots' watches with only small differences in case design and marketing effort. The design of the movement has even been licensed to chinese firms so knockoffs of the main brands can be very convincing.

    In the end the choice is been something that acts like a boat anchor and can tell you the time and date or something of the same size that can actually be more useful.

    Personally I think a watch is far from a status symbol now and is more an indication of someone who is easily lead be marketing or a basic wage slave. (Look at the little darling, he likes his collar, doesn't he, yes he does, yes he does. ... gets pat on head.)

  19. Bring in the lobbyists, think of the children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time to find out what's dangerous about the smart watches/wearables. All they need to do is kick off a "think of the children" argument, and *boom*, politicians will line up to ban wearables.

    Obvious problem: wearables (together with smart phones) are a much larger market, and will have a stronger lobby.

    I'd say they've chosen their name well: Fossil.

  20. Summary by lennier1 · · Score: 2

    A current fad favors one kind of overpriced status symbol over another. News at eleven!

    1. Re:Summary by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      Now if only conspicuous consumption would go away entirely!

  21. ... Certainly the cell phone is a bigger problem? by Karmashock · · Score: 1

    ... I mean... I haven't had a watch in years. Why? I carry around this cell phone with me everywhere like a pocket watch. The damn thing is linked into atomic clocks and changes times based on what time zone it is in... its got more elaborate warnings etc than any watch could claim.

    And lets not forget that the "EVIL iWATCH"... is really just slaved to the stupid phone in the first place. Its the cell phone killing the watch.

    Not the wearables. At this point, the watch is basically a fashion accessory. Sort of like hipster glasses.

    The swiss watch was a big deal because it was very precise. It was high tech. When was the last time a swiss watch was actually high tech? Casio pretty much blew their brains out decades ago. You could get a cheap shit 5 dollar digital watch that was about as precise as a comparatively expensive swiss watch. Why buy the swiss watch over the casio? Status... "look at this expensive thing I bought"... Meh.

    So yeah, Apple is eating that market because their 10k gold watch is pretty much a comical ego trip.

    Am I generally negative on wearables? I am on ones that are slaved to a single vendor or that explicitly rely on the cell phone while presenting themselves as being anything but precisely that.

    The one I like the best so far are the Pebble watches. They at least don't have you recharging the fucking things every five seconds.

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  22. Back to niche by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watches are just going back to their niche again.

    The only ones that buy them, typically, are people that do it because they collect them, are of an older generation, or want to show off their nice new [insert brand] to everyone ever.

    My uncle is in the middle, he is of an older generation that loves watches. He buys couples watches for him and his wife.
    He always goes to this same place on holiday, this guy that has been buying watches in bulk for years off of other retailers, watches that are usually junked, broken or other, fixes them, sells them for minimal profit. He does it out of the pure love for watches.
    My mothers boyfriend, he collects watches as well. Has a bunch of neat watches.

    You just have to accept your new markets, that's all.
    The majority of people will always flock to an objectively superior product.
    Something with more usefulness will always take priority.
    For that, most people will be happy with a phone. Others are slowly taking up wrist computers like smart-watches.
    The decline will continue, but it will stop eventually. There are still large numbers of people that love watches.

  23. um... by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

    Fossil CEO...

    Perhaps the name of his company should be a clue.

  24. Fossil watches are broken anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fossil... they're the ones who's digital second counter goes from 01 to 60 rather than 00 to 59? Yeah. I'll pass on getting a watch made by them.

  25. It really does look like a calculator watch by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2

    I'm not sure what aesthetic they were going for, but they missed the mark. You can argue about features and such, but it is ugly.

    1. Re:It really does look like a calculator watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's wrong with the calculator watch? You're on slashdot, most folks here wore one for years... or at least I hope they're still around here somewhere.

    2. Re:It really does look like a calculator watch by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      I never even considered an Apple watch but if it looks like a calculator watch, I might go buy one. Maybe I could run a calculator app full screen!

    3. Re:It really does look like a calculator watch by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Funny

      What's wrong with the calculator watch? You're on slashdot, most folks here wore one for years... or at least I hope they're still around here somewhere.

      The last time I thought calculator watches were cool, I was a tween getting beat up for being the kind of person who thought calculator watches were cool.

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    4. Re:It really does look like a calculator watch by swillden · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what aesthetic they were going for, but they missed the mark. You can argue about features and such, but it is ugly.

      +1

      If you want a decent-looking smart watch, Android has much better offerings than iOS.

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    5. Re:It really does look like a calculator watch by macs4all · · Score: 1

      I never even considered an Apple watch but if it looks like a calculator watch, I might go buy one. Maybe I could run a calculator app full screen!

      I think pretty much everything runs full screen on the Apple Watch.

    6. Re:It really does look like a calculator watch by pkinetics · · Score: 1

      except the time

    7. Re:It really does look like a calculator watch by macs4all · · Score: 1

      except the time

      Mickey Rodent looks pretty full-screen to me...

    8. Re:It really does look like a calculator watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea."

  26. Yup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what happens when someone makes a better product than yours.

    1. Re:Yup by mark-t · · Score: 1

      "Better" is highly subjective.... Sure, the smart watches might do more stuff, but unless one actually needs regular use of the extra features that a smart watch offers beyond a regular watch, all a smart watch ends up being is more of a cell-phone accessory that is usually not as tolerant to hostile environments as many watches that are made today are, such as being able to safely go under water (at least to depths that do not require any special equipment to reach) and still be usable. Additionally, not having to constantly worry about keeping the battery charged on a regular battery-powered wristwatch is seen as a major advantage over the older hand-wound designs, while the requirement that one charge their smart-watch almost daily seems like a step backwards in that respect.

      I reiterate. "Better" is highly subjective.

      I don't need a $400 swiss watch to tell time when a watch that costs about tenth of that does the job just fine... with a battery life about 3 orders of magnitude longer than that of a smart watch.

    2. Re:Yup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a semi-smart watch (1st gen Pebble); I also wear Casio G-Shocks, so I guess I am a watch wearer in general. I find the cellphone integration only mildly useful, sometimes I'll use the weather face and sometimes having a text show up on my wrist is ok. Really though, I just like the ability to choose different watch faces.

  27. Shed no tear for the Swiss by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    It is a good thing if bad things happen to Switzerland. It started out as easily defendable mountain fortresses. Once they figured out there is not much money to be made by robbing passers by. Then they realized acting as a neutral party to guarantee safe exchange of european noblemen prisoners for ransom they get a bigger cut. Some evolution took place, those fortresses of too greedy Swiss that took all the ransom and killed all the parties withered away. The ones that had the reputation, "they take 25% of the ransom money but they don't kill you and return your prisoner safely" thrived. Then they became the neutral bankers where people could protect the assets from seizure from local monarchs. They made money by allowing criminals of all sorts, Nazis, arms suppliers to Nazis, tinpot dictators of the third world looting their own countries to launder their money and get respectability.

    Now that cancer has metastasized and many other tiny countries that do not have the natural defenses of Switzerland are offering similar money laundering facilities. If their watch and clock industries die, if their chocolates and cheeses go out of fashion it would be a good beginning. But death of their banks is what we are really rooting for.

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  28. Fossil Abacus - My first Smart Watch by WoodburyMan · · Score: 2

    What's funny is back in the day, Fossil was one of the first "Wearable" smart watch manufacturers. I had a original Fossil Abacus watch that ran PalmOS 4.x. Black and white display, and had a docking station that used RS232 to sync to my desktop to transfer applications, sync calendar, contacts, etc. It even had a little mini stylus that slid into the watch band. I had this in 2004, more than 8 years before what I consider the first mainstream wearable smart watch the Pebble came out in late 2012 early 2013. They only had a day of battery, and only displayed the time if you hit a button on it, and did have a backlight. I abandoned it in 2006 once the battery life degraded a bit and wouldn't last more than 8-10 hours. Loved it though, was even used to using graphiti to input characters onto the watch, a concept I wish some newer smart watches had. (Character input and touch screens that is). For anyone that wants to check it out, there's a brief Wiki article on it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    1. Re:Fossil Abacus - My first Smart Watch by WoodburyMan · · Score: 1

      My point to this would be... what happened? Clearly they saw the trend, even pioneered it, and did not keep up with it. They could easily pair up with a OEM to produce a Android Wear watch, and IMHO a major watch manufacturer would have a leg up on watch design vs tech companies like LG, Samsung, Pebble, etc. Any company like Fossil, Swatch, Timex, etc could produce higher end "luxery" Android Wear watches that some people would buy.

    2. Re:Fossil Abacus - My first Smart Watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Meta Watch (http://meta.watch/) was developed by Fossil and came out in 2010 I think. They spun the company off, not sure why. They also announced a partnership with Intel last fall to collaborate on a smart watch, but nothing has been announced: http://newsroom.intel.com/community/intel_newsroom/blog/2014/09/05/fossil-group-and-intel-announce-collaboration-to-develop-innovation-in-wearable-technology

      Ultimately, Fossil is a fashion company. The technology inside their watches is a very small part of what they do.

    3. Re:Fossil Abacus - My first Smart Watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must've had a different Wrist PDA than I did, or maybe you just don't remember it well. No docking station, but a standard micro USB port covered by a rubber stopper. Also, 3 days of battery on a new watch, and the time is displayed all the time (only updated once a minute, though).

  29. This is news? by undefinedreference · · Score: 1

    The fact it took this long is shocking. The only people I know that wear watches are GenX or older, or they have a collecting hobby associated with them. Watchmakers, particularly mechanical ones, are going to become very small niche players soon.

  30. Fossil can't speak for the Swiss industry by ravenscar · · Score: 1

    Fossil is a maker of cheap fashion watches. Stuff people tend to throw out or forget about when the battery dies. I'd imagine these would be easily replaceable by other watches worn to be trendy and with a relatively short expected lifespan (see smart watch). I'm not knocking Fossil by the way. They are a nice watch in their target market.

    These watches are in an entirely different category from the heirloom Swiss watches. Watches with mechanical movements and top quality cases assembled by craftspeople with years of training. I don't think many people are forgoing their purchase of an Omega, Rolex, Patek, etc. because they are picking up a smart watch instead. These watches fill a special niche. They'll never thrive like they did before the quartz movement (when even non-luxury watches were spendy), but they won't be supplanted by wearables in the next few years.

  31. I thought Slashdotters said no one would buy them by macs4all · · Score: 1

    Last week, a report from market research firm NPD Group claimed the Apple Watch was partially behind the largest slump in U.S. watch sales since 2008

    Apple Watch certainly wasn't the first SmartWatch; but I don't remember any Report like the one from NPD Group until after the Apple Watch was available.

    Hmmmm. Coincidence?

  32. MISTAKEN IDENTITY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Their mistake is in calling the Apple Watch a watch. It is not, and the Apple watch does not compete with fine watches. It does, however, compete for that spot on the wrist just as your smart phone competes for that spot in your pocket for your beeper, calculator, electronic Rolodex, flip phone, etc.

    The Swiss watches that are taking a hit are the low-priced fashion watches ($300-$700), and not the $5,000 Rolexes et al.