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3 Category 4 Hurricanes Develop In the Pacific At Once For the First Time

Kristine Lofgren writes: For the first time in recorded history, three Category 4 hurricanes were seen in the Pacific Ocean at the same time. Climatologists have been warning that climate change may produce more extreme weather situations, and this may be a peek at the future to come. Eric Blake, a specialist with the National Hurricane Center summed it up with a tweet: "Historic central/eastern Pacific outbreak- 3 major hurricanes at once for the first time on record!"

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  1. Douchebag Editors by MyAlternateID · · Score: 5, Informative

    Climatologists have been warning that climate change may produce more extreme weather situations, and this may be a peak at the future to come.
    So ... this may be the top of a mountain at the future to come? What a bunch of wankers. If any one of us were this incompetent at our jobs, we'd be fired. Some "editors" we have here.

    1. Re:Douchebag Editors by omnichad · · Score: 1

      I, for one, didn't understand it. I glossed over and ignored it and it wasn't until the parent comment that I realized it was a misspelling instead of just a really stupid/confusing thing to say.

    2. Re:Douchebag Editors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not really, since the wording can be seen 2 ways, the way it is written is very different then the way it was intended.

    3. Re:Douchebag Editors by Flavianoep · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, I did not understand until I read the comments. I am not a native English speaker, and the GP's rant served to me as a hint that something was wrong. By the way, one should not have to look into the context to distinguish 'peek' from 'peak', since there is a convention to separate those too words in spelling.

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    4. Re:Douchebag Editors by doug · · Score: 2

      Actually I did do a double take in that I read "peak" as in "peak activity". That didn't make sense, so I re-read it and figured it out. This is one of the few times where I think a minor oops did matter.

    5. Re:Douchebag Editors by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      LMOL good catch!

    6. Re:Douchebag Editors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So, this is an excuse for poor righting?
      Yu understud wat Eye sed even eff it wasn't the write word.

    7. Re:Douchebag Editors by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      Yeah because using the wrong word is the right thing to do...

    8. Re:Douchebag Editors by Falconnan · · Score: 1

      I feel the need to argue with you regarding your use of the word "arguably". I believe the term you were looking for might have been "obviously".

    9. Re:Douchebag Editors by Calydor · · Score: 1

      Race to the bottom, people. This is what it looks like in action.

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    10. Re:Douchebag Editors by MyAlternateID · · Score: 1

      Since you and the rest of the commentators on here understood perfectly the intended meaning, being overly particular regarding the spelling off peek is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious.

      Bear in mind, when it comes to things that are easy to do correctly, there is a difference between "everyone makes mistakes once in a while" and "this is your fucking job". An editor who lacks a command of the English language and refuses to perform even basic copy editing is simply incompetent. There is nothing wrong with criticizing incompetence.

      I could, in fact, ask you what good you believe you are accomplishing by excusing it. I could also ask why you make an effort to take a discussion about the performance of a job and make it into a personal matter of who is and isn't pretentious. That is, after all, the hallmark of small minds: they wish to make everything personal. It is their favorite and often their first tactic the moment they disagree about something. No, it's not me who needs to justify himself.

    11. Re:Douchebag Editors by asylumx · · Score: 1

      Since you and the rest of the commentators on here understood perfectly the intended meaning, being overly particular regarding the spelling off peek is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious.

      Ok, next time I'll worry only about on peak spelling.

    12. Re:Douchebag Editors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and this may be a peak at the future to come.
      So ... this may be the top of a mountain at the future to come? What a bunch of wankers. If any one of us were this incompetent at our jobs, we'd be fired. Some "editors" we have here.

      I read it that 3 concurrent hurricanes may be the historic maximum in the future. Which means the trend is downward from here on. Which is good news, no? ;-)

    13. Re:Douchebag Editors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      being overly particular regarding the spelling off

      Oh, the spelling was "off", all right.

      Making an honest mistake every once in a while is fine. Saying "noooo teh speling is gud enuff your all just pedants" when the mistake is pointed out is not. But of course, we disagree on this.

    14. Re: Douchebag Editors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is nothing wrong with pointing out incompetence... YET. Don't worry, the jack-offs in office will outlaw that soon if only to hide their own.

    15. Re:Douchebag Editors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about being overly particular regarding the spelling of 'off'? Is that purely pedantic and arguably pretentious too?

    16. Re:Douchebag Editors by plover · · Score: 1

      It was an excellent example of Muphry's law in action.

      You may or may not believe in karma, but that doesn't seem to stop her from taking her cut.

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    17. Re:Douchebag Editors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "being overly particular regarding the spelling off peek is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious."

      May I suggest you correct your own English (off/of)? I applaud those who uphold standards of correct English on Slashdot.

    18. Re:Douchebag Editors by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... (Note: It's not a topic you want to research unless you want to get really depressed)

    19. Re:Douchebag Editors by pjbgravely · · Score: 1

      It is even worse. Where they are going makes them Typhoons not Hurricanes.

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    20. Re:Douchebag Editors by imboboage0 · · Score: 1

      two != too

      not a grammar nazi, just found it funny :)

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    21. Re:Douchebag Editors by MoaDweeb · · Score: 1

      Northern Pacific: Typhoons
      Southern Pacific: Cyclones
      Atlantic/ Caribbean: Hurricanes.

      Different names, same phenomena.

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    22. Re:Douchebag Editors by pjbgravely · · Score: 1

      They are all tropical cyclones, and actually East Pacific cyclones are called hurricanes. These are mid to West Pacific storms being called hurricanes.

      I figured it out, because the average TV viewer, and apparently Slashdot user, wouldn't know the difference they are just calling them hurricanes to avoid having to explain it every time.

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    23. Re:Douchebag Editors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and this may be a peak at the future to come. So ... this may be the top of a mountain at the future to come? What a bunch of wankers. If any one of us were this incompetent at our jobs, we'd be fired. Some "editors" we have here.

      I read it that 3 concurrent hurricanes may be the historic maximum in the future. Which means the trend is downward from here on. Which is good news, no? ;-)

      Having 3 concurrent hurricanes every other week would still mean the historic maximum in the future would be at three concurrent hurricanes. I wouldn't call that good news.

    24. Re:Douchebag Editors by SB2020 · · Score: 1

      of

    25. Re:Douchebag Editors by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      Don't be pediatric. Sloppy spelling by people who won't tow the line gives free reign to sloppy thinking.

      When you garble the sense of the discussion, you loose it's point.

      It's like putting a speed bump in the thought process. A distraction from the actual topic.

    26. Re:Douchebag Editors by owski · · Score: 1

      you loose it's point.

      Oh my, bad time to make two spelling errors.

    27. Re:Douchebag Editors by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      " "Historic central/eastern Pacific outbreak- 3 major hurricanes at once for the first time on record!""

      Yep, ON RECORD. But since the records barely go back more than 120 years, and the sats needed to spot storms that form so far from any habitable area have only been in geostationary orbit for about 50 years, the record is extremely short and says NOTHING about global warming.

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    28. Re: Douchebag Editors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Loose" sounds like "moose". Remember that next time you use loose (as in clothing fit) or lose (lost something) .

      I can't believe how bad spelling is in this thread (to vs too vs two). I feel trolled.

    29. Re:Douchebag Editors by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      " "Historic central/eastern Pacific outbreak- 3 major hurricanes at once for the first time on record!""

      Yep, ON RECORD. But since the records barely go back more than 120 years, and the sats needed to spot storms that form so far from any habitable area have only been in geostationary orbit for about 50 years, the record is extremely short and says NOTHING about global warming.

      Odd, just 7 years ago, the deniers claimed exactly the opposite: http://wattsupwiththat.com/200...

      Oh well, I guess that knowledge was lost in the mean time (yes, time is mean, pun intended).

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    30. Re:Douchebag Editors by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Not quite the same argument- the ship's captains records from 1750 can only track storms their ships observed. My argument is that until *very* recently, there were many areas of the remote ocean that were simply not monitored, thus the claim of "3 major hurricanes at once for the first time on record" means very little given the fact that we don't know what was happening in remote parts of the globe in 1750, only what was happening in the shipping lanes. And even then, the type of instruments used to detect global warming today are many orders of magnitude more accurate than those from 1750.

      Spotty recordkeeping existed before the 1890s, true, but complete recordkeeping had to wait for satellite data.

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  2. Peak at the future by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 4, Funny

    >> Peak at the future

    Sounds kinky. Mind if I take a peek?

    1. Re:Peak at the future by madsenj37 · · Score: 1

      Well played.

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    2. Re:Peak at the future by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Mt. Everest does smell bad from all the hikers taking a dump off the trail and not picking up after themselves.

    3. Re:peak at the future by chipschap · · Score: 1

      Now you've piqued my interest.

    4. Re:peak at the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy, once we've passed 'peak oil,' we'll move on to 'peak hurricane.'

    5. Re:Peak at the future by ToxicBanjo · · Score: 1

      >> Peak at the future

      Sounds kinky. Mind if I take a peek?

      You can peek, please don't poke.

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    6. Re:peak at the future by plover · · Score: 1

      That's quite the piquant wit you've got there.

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    7. Re:Peak at the future by odysseus_complex · · Score: 1

      My interest is piqued.

  3. peak/peek is the new your/you're by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    peak/peek is the new your/you're

    thanks for editing, samzenpus

    1. Re:peak/peek is the new your/you're by blankinthefill · · Score: 1

      I would add pique to this list too. So more of a they're/their/there situation...

    2. Re:peak/peek is the new your/you're by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot yore and yaw.

  4. Externalities baby. by t20alex · · Score: 0

    quad damage.

  5. peak at the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will this peak in the future or once the future happens will have peaked?

    Doc Brown, tell is what this means!

  6. Quick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Quick, pay Al Gore money to make this stop.

    1. Re:Quick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not man-bear-pig so he won't do anything..

    2. Re:Quick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      *Jingles Keys*, who's the bad people, who's the bad people. Look at the shiny keys, look look. They're shiny and they jingle.

    3. Re:Quick... by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      So let's just turn off everything to make global warming go away.

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    4. Re:Quick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Nah, he was going for stupid, delusional, destructive liberal. They're hard to tell apart though, so we won't hold that against you.

    5. Re: Quick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To late

    6. Re: Quick... by VictorMonita · · Score: 1

      To late

    7. Re:Quick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, those damn liberals with their strip mines, their acid-rain factories, and their smog generators.

    8. Re:Quick... by CmdrTamale · · Score: 1

      Quick, who do we pay money to make Al Gore stop?
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    9. Re:Quick... by alfredo · · Score: 1

      He was right about fixing security on airlines too back in 1999, but the Republicans allied with the airlines to reject reinforced cockpit doors, and Israel style airline security. They said it would hurt profits. He has been right about climate change too, many of the changes he predicted are happening. The downsizing of government was his work during the Clinton years. He pared it back to the size of the Eisenhower administration. Gore is very good at research, and that was why he was a good veep. If Clinton wanted to know if an initiative would work, he asked Gore to research the plan. Yep, nobody likes a smarty pants. Gore's money comes from his government pension, investments, and sitting on the board of directors of several companies like Google and Apple. He was the force behind Apple going green. All money from his climate books, movies, and speeches is funnelled into helping clean energy startups and different charities. When he travels, he buys carbon offsets.

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  7. Too vague by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Climatologists have been warning that climate change may produce more extreme weather situations"

    So what observations would make the climatologists question the basis for this prediction?

    1. Re:Too vague by chipschap · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Can we just have science instead of hysteria? (Yeah, I know.)

      I'm willing to accept the conclusions of science and whether I like them or not is irrelevant.

      But I'm tired of on the one hand hearing the equivalents of "mitigating climate change will lower my profits, so climate change can't be real" and on the other hand, "I stubbed my toe, it must be due to climate change."

    2. Re:Too vague by chmod+a+x+mojo · · Score: 1

      "Climatologists have been warning that climate change may produce more extreme weather situations"

      So what observations would make the climatologists question the basis for this prediction?

      Reply to This

      Uhhmmm, this should be self-evident but: weather patterns globally decreasing in extremity or at the least not increasing.

      You know, the opposite of what we have been observing to date.

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    3. Re:Too vague by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      Nice false equivalency...problem is the stub the toe crowd isn't complaining it's too hard to address climate change and tries to come up with innovative solutions. The lower my profits crowd, just doesn't want do anything about it.

    4. Re:Too vague by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So hurricanes have been increasing in number and severity over the past decade?

    5. Re:Too vague by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet the stub-my-toe crowd have not forsworn modern amenities at all, unless you count things like shampoo, and healthy animal protein.

      What's funny is, the "stub-my-toe" crowd largely like to talk about how "everybody else" should change their behavior and live differently, in a way that's kinder and gentler to Mother Earth. Just like the "lower my profits" crowd like to talk. "I buy carbon offsets to justify my jet-setting lifestyle," say the spokespeople for one side. "My plants are already 100x greener than the ones in China, they should be the ones to cut down their emissions," say the spokespeople for the other side.

      In other words - instead of *everybody* putting their money where their mouths are, both sides simply use "the other sides' behavior" as an excuse to attempt to use government power as a cudgel to force everybody else to live the way they've decided is right and appropriate for mankind.

      In short - fuck off with your false equivalencies. The stub toes and the lower profits are BOTH a bunch of whinging, fascist cunts who want nothing more than to turn you into means for their own ends.

    6. Re:Too vague by chipschap · · Score: 1

      >

      In short - fuck off with your false equivalencies. The stub toes and the lower profits are BOTH a bunch of whinging, fascist cunts who want nothing more than to turn you into means for their own ends.

      I'm not understanding your vituperative finale here. I think I stated in my original post that I'm tired of listening to both groups and would rather just hear about the actual science, and a few thoughtful posters put forth some good information---- from which you might learn something.

  8. Holy Fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How long without a major hurricane? And what did the Alarmists say? "Coincidence", "Actually because of Globa Warming", "It's just weather", etc.

    Now, 4 show up at once and IT'S CLIMATE CHANGE, OHMYGODWEREGONNADIE!

    Note that I said "alarmists" and not scientists because the scientists said nothing of the kind.

    This is why Climate Scientists can't have nice things. If they had any sense, they bind and gag these morons like Kristine Lofgren

    1. Re:Holy Fuck by Holi · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't simultaneous hurricanes be the evidence you are looking for? Enough heat energy in the ocean to spawn 3 major storms at the same time, something we have never seen before.

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    2. Re:Holy Fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Wouldn't simultaneous hurricanes be the evidence you are looking for?

      Not if they're really invested in the alternate reality that wingnut media has the ignorant Conservatives trapped in. They're highly motivated to stay delusional, and keep pretending that destructive Conservatives are heroes, and that normal modern people are bad guys. It's hard to emerge from the right-wing inverse-meritocracy, because it means discarding their absurd worldview and changing their destructive ways. It's a lot easier to just keep pretending that right-wing asshats are good people.

    3. Re: Holy Fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pfffft. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come back when it's FOUR hurricanes. Then we'll have something to worry about.

    4. Re:Holy Fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How long has the earth been around?

      How long have we had satellites watching or even just regular and reliable weather records.

      Now tell me what "we've never seen before" means. And no,this would not be " the evidence you are looking for".

      Seriously, you people dismiss the lack of hurricanes and just weather or even blame it on Global Warming and now you want to blame 3 at once on Global Warming.

      I have a theory. Everything that happens or doesn't happen in this world is because of my farts. Under the "science" of Climate change, it's irrefutable.

    5. Re:Holy Fuck by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      It should be noted that this has happened before in the Atlantic. The only thing interesting is that we've never actually noticed this happening in the Pacific before (big ocean, and until satellites, a lot of it was pretty much ignored global-weather-wise).

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    6. Re:Holy Fuck by TwoEyedJack · · Score: 1

      I assert that on August 31, 1398 there were seven major hurricanes in the Pacific ocean. Disprove me.

    7. Re: Holy Fuck by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 2

      In my day we had 5 and we liked it.....

    8. Re:Holy Fuck by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      Somebody works for Exxon Mobile....

    9. Re:Holy Fuck by grub · · Score: 1, Funny

      How long has the earth been around?
      6,000 years.

      How long have we had satellites watching or even just regular and reliable weather records.
      Sheeple. We don't have satellites and never made it to the moon.

      Now tell me what "we've never seen before" means. And no,this would not be " the evidence you are looking for".
      It means that since God created Man and the Earth 6,000 years ago we have not seen this type of weather. It's a lie though, we had it all the time but never took the time to document it.

      Seriously, you people dismiss the lack of hurricanes and just weather or even blame it on Global Warming and now you want to blame 3 at once on Global Warming.
      Global warming is indeed a hoax perpetrated by Satan.

      I have a theory. Everything that happens or doesn't happen in this world is because of my farts. Under the "science" of Climate change, it's irrefutable.
      Satan is in your anus if that is true.

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    10. Re:Holy Fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently they can't looking at your mod score.

    11. Re:Holy Fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't simultaneous hurricanes be the evidence you are looking for? Enough heat energy in the ocean to spawn 3 major storms at the same time, something we have never seen before.

      The appropriate response for deniers is to use the same batshit logic on them, but ironically:
      "I'm tired of hearing idiots from Kansas complaining about tornadoes. It's a calm day here, so there is clearly no such thing as a tornado. Those filthy moochers should get a job instead of drinking moonshine and breaking wind."

    12. Re:Holy Fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Never seen before" - How long have we had the capability of even "seeing" this? Even if you believe ocean traffic could have spotted any and all storms 200 years back, the sample size is way too small to draw ANY conclusions about such an event. It's ridiculous alarm-ism to declare this WEATHER event and link it to CLIMATE.

    13. Re:Holy Fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ironically, it's the deniers that get to call you out:
      "Weather is not climate. Until it becomes a pattern, no single freak occurrence of weather has any bearing on climate change."

    14. Re:Holy Fuck by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      That makes for a nice strawman, but if I go looking for temperature data here in Canada most of the country doesn't have records predating 1978-79, because there was no one taking measurements. That's considered to be "all time historical temperature, water, and wind" I'm older then the non-existent records we have here.

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    15. Re:Holy Fuck by BoogieChile · · Score: 1

      > most of the country doesn't have records predating 1978-79, because there was no one taking measurements

      Apart from all those trees, lakes, glaciers, tundra and ice sheets, you mean...

    16. Re:Holy Fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahhh...Proxies...Ask Dr. Mann about Proxies. He claims to know the temps for the entire world from just one tree.

      And just the other day a much used proxy for ocean temps was show to be bunk because of unanticipated influence of oxygen.

      Proxies are worth shit.

    17. Re:Holy Fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the main point here is that the theory is unfalsifiable. Absolutely every observation appears to be ex post facto a prediction.

    18. Re:Holy Fuck by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

      How's that ocean acidification going, 30% more acidic, are you going to tell me that's wrong too.

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    19. Re:Holy Fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the ph crosses 7 you can call it acid, in the meanwhile the ocean is alkaline

      For fucks sake learn some chemistry.

      only an alarmist idiot would call it acidification!!!

    20. Re: Holy Fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Luxury!

    21. Re:Holy Fuck by GNious · · Score: 1

      There have been predictions, from scientists, for quite a while now, that we'd have fewer, stronger tropical storms and cyclones ...

      Seems to watch what we're seeing, so I'm not sure what you're bitching and crying about.

    22. Re: Holy Fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really interested in your experience as the subject of a bukakke.

    23. Re:Holy Fuck by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Only a hairsplitting grammar Nazi would complain about a process that reduces pH being called acidification regardless of where it is on the pH scale.

  9. pptthh by GLMDesigns · · Score: 0

    And just a few days ago news came out that there weren't any hurricanes and perhaps that was due to climate change.

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    1. Re:pptthh by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 2

      There have been very few Atlantic hurricanes this season - but that's not entirely unusual.

      Meanwhile, the Pacific has been going crazy, both in terms of Typhoons and Hurricanes.

    2. Re:pptthh by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      And just a few days ago news came out that there weren't any hurricanes and perhaps that was due to climate change.

      Climate change is believed to cause more severe El Ninos, which causes more hurricanes in the Eastern Pacific, but fewer hurricanes in the Atlantic, and fewer typhoons in the Western Pacific.

    3. Re:pptthh by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      And these are Typhoons...you know storms in the Pacific. You see climate affects the entire globe, not just your region....

    4. Re:pptthh by GLMDesigns · · Score: 0

      Yes. I understand. I'm reacting to the chicken-little-esque aspect of global warming hysterics (oops I mean climate change).

      The climate does change. It changed when humans were still in the stone age and it will be changing when humans are memories in the fossil records.

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    5. Re:pptthh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The news is that there are HURRICANES in the PACIFIC!!!!!

    6. Re:pptthh by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      The climate does change. It changed when humans were still in the stone age and it will be changing when humans are memories in the fossil records.

      It is really impressive the way a bunch of Java programmers and tech support guys become smarter than all the climate scientists as soon as there is a story on Slashdot that mentions climate change.

      "All those damn scientists are just wrong, and I know this because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and Al Gore is fat."

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    7. Re:pptthh by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      I think that story was about either the Atlantic in general, or Florida in particular. A hurricane hasn't made landfall in Florida in something like a decade now, which was pretty similar to the entire east coast. When Sandy hit it was not classified as a hurricane. I heard a climatologist on NPR mentioning how hurricanes don't care about what happened the previous year.

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    8. Re:pptthh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Climate change is believed to cause [whatever weather we are currently experiencing].

      Fixed it for ya.

    9. Re:pptthh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like to picture them waiting at the Atlantic side of the Panama canal, filling out the paperwork, and then crossing over to the Pacific just to screw with people who know the difference.

    10. Re:pptthh by russotto · · Score: 1

      I think that story was about either the Atlantic in general, or Florida in particular. A hurricane hasn't made landfall in Florida in something like a decade now, which was pretty similar to the entire east coast. When Sandy hit it was not classified as a hurricane. I heard a climatologist on NPR mentioning how hurricanes don't care about what happened the previous year.

      No major (Cat 3+) hurricane has made landfall on the US mainland since 2005 (Wilma). This is also a record, though not one the warmists like to talk about. After 2005, the doomsayers were predicting tons of (east coast) major hurricanes being the new normal.

    11. Re:pptthh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      However, such an event is not unusual, something deniers do not want to understand.

      Because trying leads to failing and failing leads to proof they're an idiot. That leads to sadness, and they aren't supposed to feel sad about themselves, they have the right to the pursuit of happiness, so by making them try to understand reality is against their human rights, goddammit you PC LIBERAL HIPPY!!!!

      Funny how rightwingnutjobs hate PC but LOVE to use it to silence critics...

    12. Re:pptthh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not sure about the support guy's

      But the programmers are almost certainly smarter, at least they would get the fucking maths correct!!!..

    13. Re:pptthh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And just a few days ago news came out that there weren't any hurricanes and perhaps that was due to climate change.

      Climate change is believed to cause more severe El Ninos, which causes more hurricanes in the Eastern Pacific, but fewer hurricanes in the Atlantic, and fewer typhoons in the Western Pacific.

      Sure, up to the point when the opposite happens.

    14. Re:pptthh by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      This is also a record, though not one the warmists like to talk about.

      "Warmists". Huh. I don't know if National Public Radio frequently engages "warmists", but that's where I heard the story. You might even say they liked talking about it, how unusual these weather patterns were.

      I do know that the summer weather here in Phoenix has been pretty strange. We had a mild June and July, I don't think it ever hit 110. In June it even rained (average monthly rainfall for June in Phoenix: 0.02 inches), hardly any rain in July (average 1.05 inches), and a few storms in August. Last night my roof got damaged by the wind while it poured rain for an hour or so, a lot of power outages around town. That storm dropped between a little less than an inch to 1.29 inches (average rainfall for all of August: 1 inch). I heard multiple transformers explode near my house and I've gotten some pictures from friends of downed trees from wind gusts well over 60mph (74mph is a category 1 hurricane). While June and July were mild, August has been very hot and we've been setting records, I believe we hit an all-time record high for August as well as record highs for several individual dates. I heard that it was the hottest August globally, and we definitely saw that here.

      I'm not trying to sound like a "warmist" or anything, I'm just trying to figure out what I need to repair on my house thanks to the hot weather producing high-powered storms.

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    15. Re:pptthh by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      Yes. I understand. I'm reacting to the chicken-little-esque aspect of global warming hysterics (oops I mean climate change).

      No, you are reacting to some cherry picking shit you read on the usual Denialosphere blogs. There have been 2 Hurricanes this season, 1 of them major. Just because none of them hit land in the US doesn't make them go away.

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    16. Re:pptthh by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      I think that story was about either the Atlantic in general, or Florida in particular. A hurricane hasn't made landfall in Florida in something like a decade now, which was pretty similar to the entire east coast. When Sandy hit it was not classified as a hurricane. I heard a climatologist on NPR mentioning how hurricanes don't care about what happened the previous year.

      No major (Cat 3+) hurricane has made landfall on the US mainland since 2005 (Wilma). This is also a record, though not one the warmists like to talk about. After 2005, the doomsayers were predicting tons of (east coast) major hurricanes being the new normal.

      Yeah, and the fact since 2005 (which was the most active year), we had three (of five joint years) of the third most active years doesn't show in the icy brain's talks. IOW 4 years since (and including) 2005 were among the 7 most active Hurricane seasons.

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    17. Re:pptthh by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1

      CNN is part of the denialsphere blogs? Ok.

      But, it's true, I am one of those who consider global warming to be close to irrelevant. Yup. the temperature changes. What else is new? And nope - even the worse case scenarios doesn't come close to being a catastrophe for biodiversity.

      Yes people living in flood plains will be displaced (see Bangladesh) and on islands and peninsulas. OK.

      I'm much more concerned about the pollution we're creating and dumping than I am about CO2 levels.

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  10. Thank God this is the peak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd be worried if things were going to get worse.

  11. Possible scenario. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Probably if two of these three collide, they would destructively interfere and tear each other apart. But, every once in a while if the conditions are just right, they could form a global warming MegaSharknado!

    Seriously, this is all just hokum anyway. Weather is wildly unpredictable and constantly variable. There will always be something happened that hasn't happened in $ARBITRARYTIMEFRAME. This is not proof of global warming or anything else, other than weather is unpredictable and we don't records that go back very far. The last two winters where I live have been brutal, and arctic sea ice hit an all time record last year as I recall. Why do people keep spouting this nonsense? I guess if you aren't religious and so lose the ability to chalk everything up to Acts of God, it's human nature to invent another fantasy to follow because there always has to be a reason, nothing can ever just be happening at random, that would be a skeery universe!

    1. Re:Possible scenario. by avandesande · · Score: 1

      or maybe just form an hurriceight

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    2. Re:Possible scenario. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The last two winters where I live have been brutal, and arctic sea ice hit an all time record last year as I recall. Why do people keep spouting this nonsense?

      With this question, I see you're having trouble squaring climate with weather. According to the data we have, and ignoring speculation on causes, Global Warming is happening. Here's what it predicts: as global temps rise, weather will become more extreme, more extreme and colder Winters and more extreme and warmer Summers. As ice melts off mountain tops, glaciers, ice sheets, and arctic ice, this causes sea level rise and risks disrupting the ocean's global circulation, which is driven by a salinity pump... more fresh water in oceans is bad for this pump, which circulates warm water around the world and helps keep the season's mild. This is simplifying massively, but should explain why your anacdotal experiences say little to support any denial of Global Warming.

      You are not a fool if you doubt the causes for Global Warming. But you are indeed a fool if you doubt the existence of Global Warming, because it is real.

    3. Re:Possible scenario. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you are indeed a fool if you doubt the existence of Global Warming, because it is real.

      I love intellectual arguments.

    4. Re:Possible scenario. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weather and climate are different to anyone that cares to think about it rationally.
      Arctic ice coverage is dependent on more things than ave temp but lets not talk about that right now, you have already stopped pretending to care.
      Glacier recession is what you want to actually detract attention from, but good job on the arctic ice canard. Because that is .. you know 'common sense".

      2 winters seem about the normal human attention span unless you get 'all formal' and systematically study things.. Of course that route allows you to determine things like the Neutrino (I know.. egghead stuff) but it led to a 'big stick' so I would have thought after the demo of the atomic bomb.. science would have more fans... but that only lasted for the first 2 decades after that demo.

      When random things happen it means you don't have a viable model.
      Your assertion that is justification for denying climate change is unpersuasive to 97% of subject matter experts and a large percentage of amateur spectator.

      But you aren't listening to this non-sense either.

      Which is why the Polar Bears are fucked.

    5. Re:Possible scenario. by mypassis1234 · · Score: 1

      The reason I believe in global climate change is because of the many scientific studies that point to it. These studies explain their methods, get scrutinized, and people even use statistics to estimate the chance they might be wrong. I don't believe in it because I notice anything about the last two winters in my area. That would be ridiculous.

    6. Re:Possible scenario. by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      You are not a fool if you doubt the causes for [deity] But you are indeed a fool if you doubt the existence of [deity], because it is real.

      But religious folks are the crazy ones, right?

    7. Re:Possible scenario. by Socguy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sigh. Yes, few individual events can be attributed directly to climate change but that doesn't mean that climate change is not playing a role in those events. We can easily compare frequencies and energy levels of events like storms to past measurements in order to see trends over time (more storms of larger size in this context) and that's one way you see the impact of climate change. Kind of like how nobody drops dead immediately after lighting up a cigarette but we have gathered enough statistical evidence to know that smoking makes just about everything about your health worse including chopping years off your life.

      The universe is not 'skeery', it's following the laws of physics. The scientific debate about whether climate change was real ended in the 1980's because by that point the evidence for it was clear and compelling. Since then there have been billions spent by those with a vested interest in delaying action on climate change to disprove it but thus far they have been unsuccessful. They will likely continue to be unsuccessful because the evidence for climate change is so overwhelming that it's difficult to even make up a semi-plausible theory that can explain everything that we're now observing. Instead they wage their proxy war through the editorial pages and on internet forums.

    8. Re:Possible scenario. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You probably lean conservative, which for some reason automatically means you don't accept that it's real. I won't bother to try to convince you, a likely non-scientist, about why you should listen to scientists. Instead, I will point out one thing:

      Climate = long-term trend over a wide area. Like the stock market, it goes up and down - even to extremes - but over time, it's trending continuously up.

      Weather = "What's going on at my house right now?"

      Don't confuse the two.

    9. Re:Possible scenario. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      where I live

      The thing about global climate change is that it's global.

    10. Re:Possible scenario. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are not a fool if you doubt the causes for [deity] But you are indeed a fool if you doubt the existence of [deity], because it is real.

      But religious folks are the crazy ones, right?

      I'd say ignoring hard data is crazy. We have idk 100 years of first hand-climate/weather record, and far longer than that in newspapers, almanacs, literature, ice cores, tree rings, whathave you. I see where you might think that the rising global temperatures as indicated by the record is nothing at all. Its either you are crazy or you are obtuse. I am at a loss to even begin to understand how you could interpret all the data indicating rising global temperatures and think that means something other than what it means at face value: its getting hotter.

    11. Re:Possible scenario. by Rockoon · · Score: 3, Funny

      We can easily compare frequencies and energy levels of events like storms to past measurements in order to see trends over time

      80 years ago the only records for hurricanes was when they made landfall, and then only in the heavily populated areas of 1st world countries. If you were in a god damned ship you either sailed the opposite direction as the storm on the horizon or you fucking sank. "Captain, was it a hurricane?" .. "I don't know. I sailed away from it. I'm not fucking retarded."

      We only started getting a respectable count of these storms after we started sending satellites up, about 50 years in total, and we still only get detailed reports (wind speeds, etc) on the ones that might hit populated areas.

      Using your ignorant strategy, the spike in the number of hurricanes on record that began about 50 years ago is evidence of global warming instead of evidence of satellites.

      Use your brain. Imagine it. 80 years ago most ships are still made of wood and are driven by sails. Even the largest ship ever built by that time was tiny by todays standards and would capsize in a hurricane with near certainty. And planes were still made of wood and driven by propellers. Even today our largest military warships, entire carrier battle groups, get the fuck out of the way of hurricanes because they dont want to fucking die. But seemingly in your fucking world detailed records of hurricanes go way back.

      Ignorant fuck.

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    12. Re:Possible scenario. by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Yes because the bible/koran/torah/whatever is completely equivalent to a global network of sensors and satellites. Oh not to mention simulations based on the sort of physics completely proven to be correct and that's widely used to successfully design cars, planes, rockets, turbines and so on and so forth.

      Believing that the science magically switches off because you don't like the conclusions and/or the pundits involved does not make you a smart, free-thinking individual. It makes you completely superstitious.

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    13. Re:Possible scenario. by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      Use your brain. Imagine it. 80 years ago most ships are still made of wood and are driven by sails.

      Um 80 years ago? 1935? Are youuuuuuuu sure?

      You might want to look at the kind of ships sunk by U boats in the Battle of the Atlantic a scant 4 years later. Not a lot of wood and sail.

      Even the largest ship ever built by that time was tiny by todays standards

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Laid down 1937. 65,000 tons displacement. The biggest aircraft carriers today top out at 100,000 tons, which is not enough to make the Yamato look tiny. By any standards ships of that size are very large ships. In fact most cargo ships build today are smaller than that since the Yamato wouldn't fit through the Panama canal. The US battleships of that era were designed to transit the canal of course.

      There have been a few modern post panamax ships built. The largest ship ever hit about 650,000 tons displacement at full load (10x the size), but that doesn't exist any more, sadly, and there was only ever one of it. The largest container haulers top out at 250,000 tons displacement. Ships of that size are rare, however and even so a 65,000 ton ship would be considered very large.

      The largest ships 80 years ago were comparable to most of the big ships sailing today. In your comparison about military ships, the size increase from 80 years ago is fairly modest.

      When it comes to sail, the last ships of the age of sail were the windjammers. They were giants as far as sailing ships went, with steel hulls, 5 masts and a small crew. Production tailed off in 1900 more or less, though some managed to operate profitably on limited routes with non-critical bulk cargo into the 1930s. Mostly though by the 30s they were displaced by steamships.

      And planes were still made of wood and driven by propellers

      Well sure some of them were (say what you like about the Mozzie, it was a great plane!), but by no means all. The Spitfire first flew 79 years ago and is made of dural.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      The equally iconic DC3 also debuted in 1935. Looks kinda metallic to me.

      The all-metal Ford Trimotor debuted in 1926 and that wasn't the first all-metal plane.

      The all metal Junkers F.13 debuted in 1920---95 years ago and was probably the first all-metal transport plane.

      So, you're decades out on the planes and ships. The first successful weather satellite, however flew in 1960---75 years ago this year. By 1970 (65 years ago), there was a whole fleet of satellites, including some in polar orbit giving pretty much complete coverage of the entire planet.

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    14. Re:Possible scenario. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope not even close.

      The 1980's started this mess due to an insane Right wing British prime minister "Mrs Thatcher" seeing global warming as a good excuse to close Coal mines to kill the power of the Mine workers Unions.

      end of story..

    15. Re:Possible scenario. by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Double reply because I can't resist.

      I do love how your wildly incorrect facts and figures are bracketed by "use your brain" an "ignorant fuck". I think that adds a certain special something that was otherwise missing from the post.

      Can we have a "+5 Slashdot classic" mod for the post?

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    16. Re:Possible scenario. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you are indeed a fool if you doubt the existence of Global Warming, because it is real.

      But you are indeed a fool if you doubt the existence of God, because He is real.

      Yep, sounds like a religion to me.

    17. Re:Possible scenario. by TwoEyedJack · · Score: 1

      Correlation does not even begin to prove causation.

    18. Re:Possible scenario. by simonreid · · Score: 1

      Think you got your math a bit wrong there... 1960 was 55 years ago, 1970 was only 45 years. So split the difference and we have had good satellite coverage of the earth for 50 years. As the GP said, prior to that even the biggest ships nowadays get the f-out the way because they dodn't want to go rolling into a big storm, and its not like there were ships over the whole ocean anyway, so coverage of big tropical storms prior to that is probably sketchy.

    19. Re:Possible scenario. by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Apparently I can't add or subtract pre coffee.

      True they got out of the way, but the did log things.

      I'm still entertained by the combination of wooden biplanes and the classic age of sail with wooden ships. Arrrr me hearties run out the long guns and ready the seaplane! Avast!

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    20. Re:Possible scenario. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to focus on something other than the argument.

    21. Re:Possible scenario. by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      Nope not even close.

      The 1980's started this mess due to an insane Right wing British prime minister "Mrs Thatcher" seeing global warming as a good excuse to close Coal mines to kill the power of the Mine workers Unions.

      end of story..

      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/com... - errm, yeah.

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  12. It can't happen here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, it may indicate the severity of the ongoing climate disaster,, but the Pacific hurricanes won't hit the USA so they really don't happen.

  13. Look how quiet the Atlantic has been by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Couple tropical storms. Quietist I can remember.

    1. Re:Look how quiet the Atlantic has been by marsu_k · · Score: 1

      TIL: "Quietism is the name given (especially in Roman Catholic Church theology) to a set of Christian beliefs that rose in popularity in through France, Italy, and Spain during the late 1670s and 1680s, were particularly associated with the writings of Miguel de Molinos (and subsequently François Malaval and Madame Guyon), and which were condemned as heresy by Pope Innocent XI in the papal bull Coelestis Pastor of 1687. The “Quietist” heresy was seen to consist of wrongly elevating ‘contemplation’ over ‘meditation’, intellectual stillness over vocal prayer, and interior passivity over pious action in an account of mystical prayer, spiritual growth and union with God (one in which, the accusation ran, there existed the possibility of achieving a sinless state and union with the Christian Godhead)."

      How this relates to the climate and/or weather, I do not know, but "quietist" is actually a thing.

  14. Re:"On Record" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you sure we can't recover hurricane data from fossil patterns?

  15. El Niño in action by trout007 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is exactly what would be expected from a record El Niño.

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    1. Re:El Niño in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody expects the El Niño.
      Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

    2. Re:El Niño in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew your statement was wrong, so I looked it up. El Nino causes less hurricanes, but amusingly enough it causes more typhoons. So El Nino either causes more or less storms depending on which ocean you are in.

      In other words, I would think El Nino has no affect in reality.

    3. Re:El Niño in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And he was modded up to a 5 for it. Gotta love the lefties on this site.

    4. Re:El Niño in action by trout007 · · Score: 1

      The names are confusing you. El Niño causes more Pacific cyclones (both Eastern hurricanes and Western Typhoons). What happens in the Altamtic is just as many hurricanes are created near Africa but as they get near North America the strong winds either push them north or break up the storms so you have very few make landfall at hurricane strength.

      I'm a Floridian so I'm always happy when El Niño is there.

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  16. Meanwhile in the Atlantic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We haven't had sh!t for storms.

    -A sympathetic to disasters, but desperate for any sort of East Coast swell surfer

    1. Re:Meanwhile in the Atlantic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if we're lucky, they'll all hit California. I hear that the state needs some rain.

  17. Editors suck at their jobs by danbert8 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Pacific tropical activity can be attributed, in part, to impressively warm ocean water.

    El Nino is an anomalous, yet periodic, warming of the central and eastern equatorial Pacific Ocean. For reasons still not well understood, every 2 to 7 years, this patch of ocean warms for a period of 6 to 18 months.

    Global warming caused by humans or effects of the not well understood El Nino? How much data do we have on simultaneous storms in the pacific? Assuming it was when the first weather satellite was launched in 1960, we've had 55 years of data which is what, maybe a dozen El Ninos? Is this an outlier? Is this normal? Or is it definitely evidence of human influence on the climate? Perhaps it's just a clickbait article from Weather.com...

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    1. Re:Editors suck at their jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll have to settle for just cancelling out your vote by voting Republican; however, if I were a Democrat, I'd spite you by voting *twice* for each member of an opposing party, anywhere on the ticket.

      Wish conservatives would get hip to the Chicago rules of order... show you hippy motherfuckers a thing or two.

    2. Re:Editors suck at their jobs by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      Assuming it was when the first weather satellite was launched in 1960, we've had 55 years of data

      Bad assumption. There is storm data (and damn good data) going back to the 1850s.

      Thinking people didn't record storm data prior to satellites is like thinking that there was no data on human body temperature until the invention of the digital thermometer.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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    3. Re:Editors suck at their jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if every storm was properly measured and cataloged 200 years ago, which is impossible to know, you are talking way too small of a sample size to claim any link of a weather event such as this to climate. I believe in human-caused climate change but I don't believe in junk science like this though.

    4. Re:Editors suck at their jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Storm data is *NOT* the same thing as this, and you should fucking know better. Unless you trip across a storm, you won't know it's existence with "storm data"- so, to be blunt...DO NOT FUCKING USE IT TO ARGUE SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

    5. Re:Editors suck at their jobs by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Scientists admit it.

      Nope.

      http://www.stormsurge.noaa.gov...

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    6. Re:Editors suck at their jobs by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      Scientists admit there are records of hurricanes that made landfall. This is talking about hurricanes developing in the middle of the ocean. There are no records of those.

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    7. Re:Editors suck at their jobs by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      There are no records of those.

      Yes, there are.

      In fact, there are records of ocean hurricanes going back to the 17th century. Remember your freshman statistics class? You don't need to record every single data point for the data to be useful. Maybe not as useful as current satellite data, but certainly enough be useful when determining patterns.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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    8. Re:Editors suck at their jobs by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      Bad assumption. There is storm data (and damn good data) going back to the 1850s.

      You know what sailors did when there was a storm on the horizon in 1850? They sailed in the opposite fucking direction and sometimes outran the storm, and if they couldnt outrun the storm and it actually was a hurricane they fucking died right there in the ocean. You know what sailors do today when there is a storm on the horizon in 2015? They still sail the opposite fucking direction. No you ignorant twat, there really isnt fucking records. Scientists admit it. Why wont you?

      You know what the sailors did when they sailed "the opposite fucking direction"? They fucking wrote it into their fucking logs, which fucking were fucking analysed by fucking scientists, and that fucking data put into fucking storm records (that would be fucking {storm records}, not {fucking storm} records of course).

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  18. California Sharknado by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 0

    Hopefully, these hurricanes are heading to California. We need the water — and the shark fins for soup.

    1. Re:California Sharknado by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 1

      Next month on SyFy: Sharknado 4 - Sharkicane!

    2. Re:California Sharknado by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Nova Clarke wouldn't hurt either... ;)

    3. Re:California Sharknado by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shark week is cancelled - the chinks ate them all

    4. Re:California Sharknado by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should stop destroying your dams/reservoirs when your entire farming system is based on irrigation. You know, because you built farmland in the desert.

    5. Re:California Sharknado by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Or we can stop farming in the desert and have plenty of water for people. Problem solved!

    6. Re:California Sharknado by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should be a Sharkphoon!

    7. Re:California Sharknado by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sharknami! That could actually happen.

    8. Re:California Sharknado by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the food produced in California is utilized by a lot of people outside California. To them the problem would be solved by letting the loonies on the coast die of dehydration.

    9. Re:California Sharknado by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      Hopefully, these hurricanes are heading to California. We need the water — and the shark fins for soup.

      I doubt torrential rain from even a mild tropic storm would solve the problem. Well, unless you call washing away the dried soil for good a solution. Those mud slides should give nice picture though.

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  19. Re:Thank the Lord... by Coren22 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Weather =/= Climate

    Or are you going to try and claim that the climatologists were lying the last time they said that over an abnormally cold winter?

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  20. Re:"On Record" by tbannist · · Score: 1, Funny

    Le me be the first to point out that our recorded meteorological data for Pacific hurricanes is pretty much meaningless in terms of geologic time.

    Since you are also "meaningless in terms of geologic time", does that mean we should ignore you?

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  21. Blamestorming by wcrowe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Last night I had a conversation with someone about kitchen knives, and then just this afternoon I had ANOTHER conversation with a different person about kitchen knives. Two conversations on kitchen knives within 24 hours! That has never happened before. Sure climate change is to blame for it.

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    1. Re:Blamestorming by stackOVFL · · Score: 1

      If you have a third conversation about kitchen knifes today we're all done for!

    2. Re:Blamestorming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yo dawg. I hear you like kitchen knives.

      *ducks*

      (captcha: soprano)

    3. Re:Blamestorming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya.. .THANKS OBAMA!

    4. Re:Blamestorming by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      Last night I had a conversation with someone about kitchen knives, and then just this afternoon I had ANOTHER conversation with a different person about kitchen knives. Two conversations on kitchen knives within 24 hours! That has never happened before. Sure climate change is to blame for it.

      There was a report in 1850 about a man who had a conversation about kitchen knives. Clearly we have detailed records of kitchen knife conversations going back hundreds of years!

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    5. Re:Blamestorming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And we've had dozens of inexplicable idiots posting crass stupidities. Obviously climate change must be the cause of your stupidity.

      Or you're just an asshat.

    6. Re:Blamestorming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last night I had a conversation with someone about kitchen knives, and then just this afternoon I had ANOTHER conversation with a different person about kitchen knives. Two conversations on kitchen knives within 24 hours! That has never happened before. Sure climate change is to blame for it.

      You know something similar happened to me. For the first time in recorded history I had three massive bowel movements in a single day. Global Cooling Global Warming Climate Change must be why.

    7. Re:Blamestorming by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      Last night I had a conversation with someone about kitchen knives, and then just this afternoon I had ANOTHER conversation with a different person about kitchen knives. Two conversations on kitchen knives within 24 hours! That has never happened before. Sure climate change is to blame for it.

      Or maybe you should stop threatening people with kitchen knives.

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  22. Pacific Rim anyone? by fishscene · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of Pacific Rim, where they keep getting bigger and more frequent. The rift (probably human psychology) can't be nuked. Gotta change our mindset from the inside.

  23. Re:More hogwash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because the Hurricanes got tired of us and decided to go after other places. We don't get them all the time (i.e. Sandy). Historically, West Palm Beach gets 1 every 11 years, and we had 3 big ones in 2004. Laws of averages and all that.

  24. Rooster teeth totally called this one by CaptSlaq · · Score: 1
  25. himmicanes by nnet · · Score: 1

    I thought they were called hurricanes if they developed in the Atlantic, and something else if they developed in the Pacific.....

    1. Re:himmicanes by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2

      Typhoons, usually.

      Traditional reasons for the differences in names between oceans, otherwise, God only knows why we don't just pick a word and stick with it - not like there's a functional difference....

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    2. Re:himmicanes by neo-mkrey · · Score: 1

      Central and Eastern Pacific hurricanes are typically referred to as typhoons.

    3. Re:himmicanes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      typhoon is a phonetic of the Chinese term tai fung which means great wind it sounds more ominous than hurricane so i'd vote for that one to scare more people, just like the climatologists would prefer

    4. Re:himmicanes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because 'Murica. Stupid metric system.

    5. Re:himmicanes by Lanforod · · Score: 1

      Typhoons. Also, in the Indian ocean = Cyclones.

    6. Re:himmicanes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Hurricanes until they cross the international date like. If the cross it they retain the same name, but become a Typhoon.

    7. Re:himmicanes by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      Traditional reasons for the differences in names between oceans, otherwise, God only knows why we don't just pick a word and stick with it - not like there's a functional difference....

      We did. It's called a tropical cyclone. Good for all oceans.

    8. Re:himmicanes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, only climatologists are trying to scare people. Idiots like yourself are only trying to get people to see the NWO and the collapse of the western world and the overthrow of democracy and how energy poverty will cause massive death in the third world and how this is all a scam to take everyone's money and give it to the third world. they're obviously NOT trying to scare people, THEY are just trying to tell people that the End of the World is Nigh.

      Retard.

    9. Re:himmicanes by alfredo · · Score: 1

      In australia they are called Snoohpyt.

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  26. TFA: "For the first time in recorded history..." by jdagius · · Score: 1

    History has been recorded now for thousands of years, but it is only thanks to satellite technology, starting in the 70's, that we were able to observe and detect hurricanes over the vast Pacific region. So the use of the phrase "first time in recorded history" is a bit presumptuous, IMHO.

    My guess is that this has certainly happened before but nobody able to observe and report it. Except ships at sea. And the Cat 4 storms probably sank them before they could get the word out.

  27. We all know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's Bush's fault!

  28. Re:"On Record" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't even need to bring in geological time scales. Until we got the imaging satellites in orbit, the only records we had of storms were when they neared ships or shore.

    So, if we're being unduly generous, we can start modern weather watching on February 17, 1959, with the Vanguard 2.

  29. Re:Hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what people who've internalized far-right-wing fake-news actually believe. Since the Conservative and conspiracy movements merged, the right-wingers have been absolutely bonkers.

  30. Global warming and god. Two things always blamed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My worry with global warming/climate change is that any vaguely unusual weather will simply be blamed on climate change instead of actually looking for reasons as to why it's happening.
    Warm winter? Global warming! Cold winter? Global warming! Windy? Global warming! Calm? Global warming. Wet? Global warming!. Cold? Global warming!

    With a system as chaotic as weather we can't simply explain away all future weather by simply saying "global warming did it!" just like we don't explain it by saying "god did it!"
    Yes the weather on earth is going to get worse and more chaotic due to what we've done to it but using it as a blanket statement without any fact behind it is blatantly misleading and nothing but an attempt to get headlines and eyeballs.

  31. Re:"On Record" by TwoEyedJack · · Score: 0

    Who are "we"? Do you have a point to make other than trying to position yourself as a spokesperson for unnamed third parties? If you were trying to ignore me, you are doing a lousy job of it.

  32. Re:"On Record" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes

  33. Somewhere, a hollywood director... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somewhere, right now, Roland Emmerich (Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow, 2012) is masturbating furiously to the weather channel.

    1. Re:Somewhere, a hollywood director... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stephanie Abrams standing in a hurricane again?

    2. Re:Somewhere, a hollywood director... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh my. That gal has an impressive warm front that I'd like to see collide with my high pressure system.

      If that doesn't raise your barometer, son, you're probably dead.

  34. Re:language of the heart foolproof by omnichad · · Score: 1

    That's some nice apophenia, you've got going on there. Time to get medicated for schizophrenia, I think.

  35. Hurricane count by XXongo · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Can we just have science instead of hysteria?

    OK. Here's a summary of number of hurricanes and tropical storms, as of 2011 (about the latest good data I can find):
    www.ncdc.noaa.gov/sotc/tropical-cyclones/201113

    I'm not sure I can distinguish a trend from the noise.

    But on the other hand, I haven't ever seen a prediction telling me that I should be able to see the trend. Here's what NOAA says:
    www.gfdl.noaa.gov/global-warming-and-hurricanes

    "It is premature to conclude that human activities--and particularly greenhouse gas emissions that cause global warming--have already had a detectable impact on Atlantic hurricane activity."

    And here what the Center for Climate and Energy Impacts says:
    www.c2es.org/science-impacts/extreme-weather/hurricanes

    "It’s unclear whether climate change will increase or decrease the number of hurricanes, but warmer ocean surface temperatures and higher sea levels are expected to intensify their impacts."

    1. Re:Hurricane count by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is silly. Climate is a huge chaotic system. The FIRST thing you learn about a chaotic system is that if you reduce the energy fed into it, you simplify it and can even calm it down to periodic states. Past a threshold (long passed for climate) you get chaotic flow, which is well understood.

      If you increase the energy in the system, it is not mysterious at all what happens. You increase the range and unpredictability of the chaos.

      In that light, it is not automatically 'increase the number' of hurricanes, that's merely the most likely outcome. What's really happening is you're increasing the whole range of possible behavior. You're increasing the insanity of the system. Four hurricanes? Try six all on top of each other, then nothing for months, then bam, the largest hurricane in recorded history, completely impossible to cope with. It becomes impossible to make ANY prediction, even to the extent of 'what a hurricane can be'.

      This is inherent in the math of chaos and totally inescapable. By its very nature, you will never get 'a nice linear increase in number of hurricanes', instead you get a widening of the possibility space to include stuff that was not possible at all in the 1800s. The amount of energy in the system wouldn't support it, but that's changed.

    2. Re:Hurricane count by mypassis1234 · · Score: 1

      Thank you for bringing some actual information (sorry I got no mod points). I agree the title might sound like it's implying something more than the science shows (as far as sins go, this doesn't seem that bad imo). Maybe the article was picked partly because of the cool pictures instead of just on the merit of it's wording. Flipping through them (at the bottom), I can't help but thinking about thousands of years of people not knowing what our world looked like, and now we have this at our fingertips.

    3. Re:Hurricane count by Socguy · · Score: 1

      Thanks! This has been the most insightful comment on this topic thus far. Gems like this are actually educational and are what make slogging through the endless nonsense any post on climate change generates actually worthwhile.

    4. Re:Hurricane count by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You are talking out of your viewpoint. Adding energy may very well increase upper level winds that tear the head off developing tropical storms.

      The 1800s could have had many more hurricanes than today or quite a few less.. With 80% of hurricanes do not make landfall as hurricanes, and quite a few unoccupied coastlines and there is no way to look at a ocean a week or a decade later and tell it was in a hurricanes path. Residents on land before the age of flight or the telegraphed weather report had no idea if it was a local storm or a massive system. Only with the advent of Satellite Weather coverage can we start counting tropical storms and hurricanes like baseball stats. We have a sample size of 50 years at best. Please tell me how a sample size of 50 is statistically significant as we sit in a hurricane lull for Atlantic and there is a surplus in the pacific. We have seen a remarkable swing in ice coverage in on the south and north poles over the past 20 decades. One might think we are in the middle of 12 to 20 cycles we do not fully understand, it is all debatable at this point.

      Southern California is due a drenching winter storm, is that a man influenced natural disaster or the chance to fill the reservoirs and call off the drought. No it is random weather.

      Lets talk baseball a game with a large sample size per year, very much unlike storm counts.

      Games involve 200 - 300 pitches and 60 batter plate appearances.

      What year would be the top year for RBI in all of the top leage of Baseball in the US?
      If one could only think about steroids and human growth hormones one would put it in 1998 - 2001
      If one considers bats and bat technologies 1980s,
      If one consider the number of people who play youth baseball 1970s.
      If one thinks when the Domincan Republic would get scouted 1965.
      If one thinks the impact of Integration 1950s
      If one considers the mound height and distance to the pitching ruber 1910s.
      If one consider what we knew about conditioning of batters todays numbers should be highest.

      The highest year in RBIs is 1871 may be because the players may have had a mitt and were not likely professionals, playing in a town square, putting on a show to attract the girls. I do not know, I cannot apply much more analsys to the game than the event counts that the scorers of the ear recorded.

      So RBI and Home Runs seemingly go together...as the biggest producer of RBIs (oh a falicy but remember we are looking at 130 years of extremely clean and consistent of data). Nope RBIs in 1871 were produced with singles and not home runs... those only happens in one out of 5 games that year.

      From any of my above viewpoints I could have predicted some result from a change introduced and jumped on a outlier in any decade to say my "prediction" was correct. Baseball and the Weather Events (and what people want to lump into understand as climate) change in unpredictable yet cyclic driven ways over the periods of decades in baseball case and periods of hundreads of years in the case of climate.

      If there are no named storms to make landfall on a particular coastline that is lucky for that coastline. If there are no hitters like Babe Ruth in the leage a particular year I do not declare the end of baseball is in sight.

                 

    5. Re:Hurricane count by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think scientifically. How many tornadoes/hurricanes are found on Venus? Zero so far...

      Think logically. Here is the premise:
      "If you increase the energy in the system... You increase the range and unpredictability of the chaos."
      Here is the supposedly deduced conclusion:
      "In that light, it is not automatically 'increase the number' of hurricanes, that's merely the most likely outcome."

      I don't follow the logic here. Why exactly should we deduce the most likely outcome is an increased number of hurricanes? Someone busted out their jumping to conclusions mat.

    6. Re:Hurricane count by BlackPignouf · · Score: 1

      What's really happening is you're increasing the whole range of possible behavior. You're increasing the insanity of the system. Four hurricanes? Try six all on top of each other, then nothing for months, then bam, the largest hurricane in recorded history, completely impossible to cope with. It becomes impossible to make ANY prediction, even to the extent of 'what a hurricane can be'.

      Great explanation, thanks.
      The best description I found for the weather here during the last few years was : weird.

    7. Re:Hurricane count by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is silly. Climate is a huge chaotic system.

      No, it's not - weather is.

    8. Re:Hurricane count by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      A Venusian sidereal day thus lasts longer than a Venusian year (243 versus 224.7 Earth days). Venus's equator rotates at 6.5 km/h (4.0 mph), whereas Earth's is approximately 1,670 km/h (1,040 mph).

      That's from Wikipedia. Because of the slow rotation there is very little Coriolis effect to drive winds and weather. On top of that the the massive greenhouse effect on Venus keeps the temperature effectively isothermal (constant) over the whole planet from equator to the poles and on both the day and night sides.

      So there is very little temperature difference on Venus to drive violent weather.

      That said the density of the atmosphere at the surface (92 atmospheres) is so great that even a 5 mph wind could knock you down.

    9. Re:Hurricane count by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      This is silly. Climate is a huge chaotic system.

      You need to be careful to distinguish between chaos in weather and chaos in climate. The chaos in weather varies within the constraints that climate puts on it. Climate is more of an energy balance problem than an exercise in chaos on relatively short terms.

    10. Re:Hurricane count by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So do you agree it is not possible to deduce "more hurricanes/tornadoes" from "more energy" as was done by the Chris Johnson? Also, Venus is fascinating. We should send more probes there.

    11. Re:Hurricane count by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      It all depends on how the energy is distributed. On Venus it is pretty evenly distributed over the whole planet. On Earth that is not the case. I wouldn't put it as "more hurricanes/tornadoes" but rather as "more extreme weather events". For instance there is not much evidence for more hurricanes but there is some evidence that the ACE (accumulated cyclone energy) globally is increasing some, IOW the hurricanes are getting stronger.

  36. Re:Thank the Lord... by aaron4801 · · Score: 1


    "It's not clear if the Atlantic's below-normal season is related to climate change though.
    "Hurricanes respond in complicated ways to their environment," said Timothy Hall, a research scientist who studies hurricanes at NASA's Goddard Institute for Space Studies, in a NASA publication in May. "It's one of the areas of climate change research where reasonable people can still disagree.""
    I'm glad the armchair philosopher-troll-climatologists on slashdot know best.

  37. Re:More hogwash by XXongo · · Score: 0

    "...climate change will produce more extreme weather situations..." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... So, explain to me why Florida's last hurricane was ten years ago???

    Because Florida isn't the world.

  38. Re:"On Record" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    burn.tiff

  39. Re:"On Record" by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

    Apparently you nominated yourself for that position.

  40. Re:Thank the Lord... by NotDrWho · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If weather supports global warming, then it's evidence of climate change.

    If it doesn't, then it's just weather.

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  41. Doomers by pipingguy · · Score: 1

    1. Make dire prediction
    2. Wait long enough
    3. Say, "See? I told you so!"

  42. Re:"On Record" by TwoEyedJack · · Score: 0

    Um, I said "let ME be the first ...". Not " let US ..." Apparently reading comprehension is not your strong suite.

  43. Re:Thank the Lord... by lgw · · Score: 1

    is all just a figment of those libbbbbrul billionaires' imaginations..

    Well, TFS really doesn't clear anything up.

    Let's review: "weather" is what we call "convective (and evaporative) cooling of the Earth's surface".
    * The steeper the temperature gradient in the lower atmosphere (poor insulation), the more convection happens, and the more "interesting" weather we get.
    * The shallower the temperature gradient in the lower atmosphere (good insulation, or radiative heating of the upper atmosphere), the less convection happens, and the less "interesting" weather we get.

    So, global warming caused by the Sun getting "hotter" will cause bad weather, as that's more heat at the surface and (nearly) the same temperature at the top of the atmosphere, so a steeper gradient. Global warming caused by any sort of atmospheric change, making the atmosphere effectively a better insulator, means boring weather.

    What we've seen the last 10 years has been 10 straight years of record-uninteresting hurricane seasons, and satellite temperature data showing warming only in the lower atmosphere and actually cooling in the upper atmosphere. That all holds together, and is IMO the first real, non-doctored evidence of an atmospheric effect on global warming. The theory that the atmosphere has been getting worse at about the same rate the Sun has been "cooling" (in its usual cycle) isn't crazy, as convenient as it may be as a "rescue our theory" ass-pull.

    Worse weather would be expected as the Sun cycles out of it's recent lull in activity, but worse weather is not a sign of man-made global warming: rather, the opposite.

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  44. more extreme? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Climatologists have been warning that climate change may produce more extreme weather situations"

    Wait-- does this mean "Climatologists have been warning that climate change may produce more (extreme weather situations)" or does it mean "Climatologists have been warning that climate change may produce (more extreme) (weather situations)"
    ?

  45. Re:Thank the Lord... by PatientZero · · Score: 1, Informative

    Weather =/= Climate

    Of course they're not the same, otherwise we wouldn't need two words. But claiming that they aren't linked is just silly. The changes to the climate we've experienced so far are already exacerbating extreme weather events, e.g., causing more frequent, stronger, and longer heat waves, increasing the strength of hurricanes, etc.

    Smoking isn't the same thing as lung cancer either, but I certainly wouldn't recommend picking up the habit.

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  46. Re:language of the heart foolproof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't even know APK posted about something other than hosts files.

  47. Re:"On Record" by Fragnet · · Score: 1

    Not sure why this is "flamebait". It's a very precise summary of the situation. Indeed, you probably don't need to go back in geologic time to find the record is extremely tenuous. A few hundred years would do.

  48. Re:"On Record" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't you hate asses who moderate the truth as flamebait? Non-scientific fanatics.

  49. Confirmation bias by mysidia · · Score: 1

    Or Texas Sharpshooter fallacy. It was always fun shooting bullets at the barn, and then afterwards painting the targets with the bullseye around each bullet.

    Recorded history isn't that long. If you start with a conclusion, then you are always going to find evidence for it.

    There is some probability of such events happening with OR without climate change.

  50. Re:"On Record" by plopez · · Score: 2

    I don't care about geological time. If antrhogenic climate change screws up my life I care.

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  51. Re:Hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm neither a far-right wing nutjob nor a conspiracy theorist. Weather patterns have, for millenia, changed every so often. It's cyclic. We are actually aiming for a cold spell if the scientists are correct. We are actually overdue for a similar mini iceage as seen a few hundred years ago. If this happens, the ice will reform on the poles and the "oh noes!" people predicting seawater flooding the world over will be disappointed. It's cyclic. Full stop.

  52. Stealth Mountain by BadPirate · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:Stealth Mountain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sneak peak is perfectly legitimate usage when surreptitiously stealing a glance at a lady's bosom.

    2. Re:Stealth Mountain by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      Now there's an account I'd follow!

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  53. Stealth Mountain by BadPirate · · Score: 1

    This particular typo is especially fun to pun. https://twitter.com/StealthMou... -- Sneak peak.

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  54. Re:Thank the Lord... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Citations, please.

  55. That we know of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Geez, how many cat 4 and even cat 5 hurricanes out over the middle of the ocean weaken before they hit land? It sure seems every few years we're told of these "monster storm of century", and they weaken before they hit land.

    Maybe such strong storms have always been there out in the middle of the ocean, but we just didn't have the means to measure them, if we even knew they existed....

  56. SEEN for the first time by Karmashock · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The implication is that this is the first time this has happened... when in fact it was merely the first time it was SEEN to happen.

    A bunch of hurricanes forming out at sea which is something you could only see from space in the first place.

    Golf clap for the editors. Nice try.

    This is akin to the talks about how "cancer rates are going up in the third world"... or something of that nature when really what is happening is that "DETECTION rates of cancer going up in the third world" You have no idea what the cancer rate was before that.

    Here is a fundemental problem we're having in the 21st century. We have more access to data and infomation and analytics than we've had since ever. But the education of people to understand what the data actually means is shockingly poor.

    Journalists are just about the worst. Literally kill yourselves if you fail to grasp the distinction between correlation and causation... I'll wait for about 98 percent of you to off yourselves.

    But politicians make this mistake all the time... sometimes intentionally which is also unacceptable.

    And then you see some scientists doing it either because they're ignorant which is something people don't think scientists can be... but they're demonstrably ignorant when they don't grasp the distinction between causation and correlation which has been shown to be something they didn't understand on many occasions... Completely unacceptable. And then you'll see them sometimes do it intentionally to make their papers sound more interesting.

    How many papers should be saying something along the lines of "variable X appears to move in conjunction with variable Y"... as opposed to the all too common "variable X went up because variable Y went up"... Never mind that they were unable to actually establish that anywhere in their paper.

    So many papers boil down to something stupid like "Sniffles cause colds because people with more sniffles tend to have colds."

    That's correlation, fucktards.

    Logic, motherfucker.

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    1. Re:SEEN for the first time by CWCheese · · Score: 1

      mod +1000

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    2. Re:SEEN for the first time by Karmashock · · Score: 0

      I have not received your plus 1000 mod points as yet... I appear to be getting modded down. :-D

      Doubtless I'm getting modded down by one of three different groups of idiots.

      Group 1 perceives I'm being mean to idiots and they don't like that because they think we should coddle them even when they fuck up society.

      Group 2 knows that they're full of shit on so many issues and feel threatened by any call to increase ethical or competence standards to the point where they would actually be meaningful... and thus shut these sophists out of any serious discussion.

      Group 3 is composed entirely of autistic people that perceive my post as not being 100.000000000000000000% on topic and therefore want to down vote me for not talking specifically and exclusively about a given thing even though the issue touches on something more relevant and everything wrong with the post was caused by a larger ongoing phenomenon.

      So which ever group of fuckwits is doing it... Allow me to pop the double bird and tell you to kiss my ass.

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    3. Re:SEEN for the first time by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      No your getting modded down because you are dumb as a bowling ball.

    4. Re:SEEN for the first time by Karmashock · · Score: 1
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    5. Re:SEEN for the first time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So your alarmism at some nefarious "leftist conspiracy/autistic morons/deliberate detractors" modding you down was a lie?

      I thought it was only those groups you fought against with zeal and a complete lack of intelligence that were alarmists! SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!!

    6. Re:SEEN for the first time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For wont of mod points...

      The reason they're doing this is that it doesn't match up with the already discredited Narrative of AGW and "Climate Change" if they're honest about it like you are.

    7. Re:SEEN for the first time by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      I'm alarmist you say? Tell me how I'm alarmist? You mean we're the same, bingo?

      I thought you idiots were the alarmists. We're both alarmists now?!

      Together at last!

      As to idiots modding me down... I'm not sure what you're talking about.

      As people modding me up... my only point was that there was a mutual annihilation going on with the karma points... and the people that supported me out numbered you idiots. :D

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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  57. Re:TFA: "For the first time in recorded history... by CWCheese · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Unless you are Obama, for whom history began on January 20, 2009, the day on which the rise of the seas was stopped and the healing of the earth begun

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  58. Re:Thank the Lord... by Tailhook · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The East Coast is in the "longest hurricane drought in recorded history," something the "climatologists" got 100% wrong when they attributed Katrina to "global warming" and predicted "more extreme weather." The media, their fear-mongering "science correspondents" with their AGW group-think and their preferred celebrity climatologists were wrong then and they're wrong now. We can no more explain why no hurricane has made landfall in the Gulf in 10 years than we can explain why their is an outlier sequence in the Pacific today.

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  59. first time on record by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "3 major hurricanes at once for the first time on record!" See the key words "on record". Before we started keeping records the climate was always the same never changing. We should have never started keeping records.That way the climate would never be changing. Cause everyone knows the climate never changed the world was perfect.

  60. Re:"On Record" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your life gets screwed up, it will almost certainly not be because the weather is slightly warmer. Cancer, car accidents, heart disease, diabetes, drowning, a cheating spouse, drug addiction, etc. are all far, far more likely than the doom and gloom the alarmists are spouting. Anthropogenic is the word you are looking for.

  61. Re:"On Record" by tbannist · · Score: 1

    Who are "we"?

    Everyone who's not you.

    Do you have a point to make other than trying to position yourself as a spokesperson for unnamed third parties?

    Did you not understand the point or are you incapable of answering a question?

    If you were trying to ignore me, you are doing a lousy job of it.

    A wiser man would have figured out that was not what I was doing.

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  62. A 55 year record! by cirby · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's the first time we've seen four Category 4 hurricanes - in a huge ocean that was never adequately surveyed before weather satellites.

    Which were first launched in 1959.

    Real coverage - able to see and accurately categorize those big storms - wasn't until the late 1960s to early 1970s.

  63. Re:Hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, it's true. If the goal was to reduce emissions the solution is to cap, not cap and trade.

  64. Re:language of the heart foolproof by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    apophenia

    That was my favorite Who album.

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  65. Re:Thank the Lord... by haruchai · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If there were no Cat4 hurricanes forming, that would be remarkable.
    Them not making landfall in the US is largely a matter of luck. And there has been plenty of "extreme weather" in America since 2005, just not a lot of big hurricanes striking land.

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  66. 3 Trees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its true, I did some tree ring analysis of 3 trees from Siberia and thats what they showed.

    1. Re:3 Trees by BoogieChile · · Score: 1

      Really? Because a whole bunch of other people did dendochronotic analysis of over 150,000 trees across the whole of the northern hemisphere, correlated that with ice cores, tundra boreholes, fossil lake shorelines and loesses across the whole world and found no such thing.

      Interestingly, they did find evidence of an incredibly intense solar flare around 774 AD that correlated with an astronomical event recorded in the AngloSaxon Chronicle and a massive volcanic eruption in 1783 AD that caused killing fogs of sulphurous acid across Europe and North America, but, well, that's science for you.

  67. Re:Thank the Lord... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You're aware that there *were* extreme weather events in that time period right? They just didn't hit land.

    Would you claim that it hasn't rained in years because every time it did you were indoors?

  68. 'Climatedot' - more bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you sick of this constant 'climate change' bullshit? Every. Single. Day.
    There is no such thing as 'catastrophic man-made global warming', so the fraudsters responsible for this crap renamed it 'climate change', and then started using that term instead of 'catastrophic man-made global warming', hoping you would think it means the same thing - when obviously it DOESN'T. Why would they use the meaningless term 'climate change' instead of 'catastrophic man-made global warming', if 'global warming' was actually real, and caused by man?

    www.climatedepot.com
    www.wattsupwiththat.com

    1. Re: 'Climatedot' - more bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How wonderfully apt, yes your post is bullshit!

  69. Here we go. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cue the usual conga line of denialist morons, same old debunked paranoid claims.
    I used to respond with facts, but denialists are so delusional they don't care about facts.
    They trot out the ludicrous "the scientists are corrupt" line as it's the only way they can make their utter denial of the obvious in any way tenable.
    The real shock is one expects that posters here would be of reasonable intelligence, all that proves is you can be intelligent and utterly stupid at the same time.

  70. Re:"On Record" by tomhath · · Score: 1

    Forget geological time. Until the mid-60's very little hurricane data was collected. But the point is well taken, it's rare to see three Cat 4 hurricanes in the Pacific at the same time, but it could have happened several times in the 20th century and we had no way of knowing.

  71. Re:Thank the Lord... by riverat1 · · Score: 1

    To some extent you're correct. People tend to pay much more attention to the short term immediate things to the detriment of longer term thinking. But I don't think climate scientists themselves fall into that trap. To them it's all just another small chunk of data to be added to the recorded history of weather that they analyze statistically to determine past climate.

  72. Re:Thank the Lord... by riverat1 · · Score: 2

    The Atlantic hurricane seasons tend to be below normal when there is an El Nino as we have now.

  73. How cool is that! by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    How cool is that! Last week I farted, and now there are hurricanes. I think that's called the Lorenz Butterfly Effect.

  74. Re:TFA: "For the first time in recorded history... by Rockoon · · Score: 2

    Except ships at sea. And the Cat 4 storms probably sank them before they could get the word out.

    Ships at see tried really hard not to be close enough to any storm to get any sort of grasp of the wind speed within. The captain didnt say "That storm on the horizon doesn't look that bad from here. Lets sail towards it." That sort of captain gets thrown overboard.

    Even today our largest military ships sail directly away from major storms.

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  75. Take A Number! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These hurricanes now come in family editions. How about Fred, Wilma, and Barney?

  76. Obligatory Chris Farley reference by acoustix · · Score: 1

    "El Niño" Chris Farley

    You're welcome.

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  77. Re:Thank the Lord... by kwbauer · · Score: 0

    You are aware that we have always had "extreme" weather events and will continue to have extreme weather events in the future.The prediction of more extreme weather included a far larger number of storms and with that far larger number more reaching the States. Neither materialized. That is, the number of extreme weather events in the Atlantic did not increase.

  78. Re:Thank the Lord... by kwbauer · · Score: 0

    Yes, we predict more of the bigger storms and when they don't materialize it is a "simple" matter of weather being complex. Yeah, we get it, it is so complex you can't accurately predict it so shut up about it already.

  79. California hurricane in the future? by Whatsmynickname · · Score: 1

    Between all these new hurricanes and unusually warm water off of California, wonder when Southern California will experience it's first hurricane on land?

    1. Re:California hurricane in the future? by alfredo · · Score: 1

      What is more worrying is rising seawater infiltrating into the fresh water supply. http://www.wired.com/2015/08/c...

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  80. "For the first time in recorded history... by mbeckman · · Score: 2

    ...three Category 4 hurricanes..."

    Wrong. The Saffir-Simpson hurricane scale was only ivpnented in 1971. Satellite clocking of hurricane wind speeds -- the sole metric of that scale -- has only been available since 1977. Before then the only hurricane speed measurements were on land and ships.

    Recorded history goes back much farther than that. Like 6,000 years, give or take.

    Slashdot, please correct the story.

    1. Re:"For the first time in recorded history... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How are you not at 5, Informative? FPNI, this summary should have been gassed by a grammar Nazi.

  81. no by rs79 · · Score: 0

    "Climatologists have been warning that climate change may produce more extreme weather situations"

    Instead, it was less extreme. No hurricane has made landfall in the US in over a decade. That's actually fairly uncommon.

    Note it's not "worse".

    Note they've never made a prediction that came true, ever. Check for yourself

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  82. SImple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More heat = more energy = more extreme weather.

  83. OK, explain. What information did that contain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All it contained was hate and loathing for people smarter than the poster. And, I guess, also for those who modded it up.

  84. What do you think climate is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or is it just something that you really don't understand?

    Climate is made of weather.

    Get it now?

    Now, what weather does a tropical climate have? Now, what weather does a temperate climate have? How do you tell with one weather event which climate you are in? Now, how do you tell which CLIMATE you are experiencing?

    You, however, are deliberately clueless on this issue and wish to remain so and will continue to whine and bitch and moan all so you don't have to feel guilty for anything. Because you're a precious special little flower and we're not allowed to hurt your feelings or offend you by something so gauche as "blaming" you for something.

    1. Re:What do you think climate is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So weather is climate?

  85. I'd prefer to see what Mann says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not what some insane fantasist IMAGINES he is saying.

    There isn't one single tree in the proxy reconstruction.

  86. Ever since the development of the eye. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "How long have we had the capability of even "seeing" this?" Ever since the development of the eye.

    1. Re:Ever since the development of the eye. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duuuuumb

  87. Hurricanes, typhoons, cyclones by c10 · · Score: 1

    I thought the ones in the Pacific were typhoons?

  88. Re:Thank the Lord... by Coren22 · · Score: 0

    Sandy was 2 years ago. I worked an emergency management center during the storm.

    Not every hurricane hits the gulf, they are kind of random where they hit.

    The hurricane drought is caused by the sun being in its calm period from what I have read.

    BUT, weather should not be used as proof of or against global warming, and it really irritates me to see people defending global warming by saying that this cold winter the East Coast just had was weather, but the heavy hurricane season is caused by climate.

    Hurricanes are being better tracked since the satellite era, that doesn't mean they are more numerous, or that it is somehow strange. We just don't have records of hurricanes back far enough, they used to only be known when they hit landfall or when we lost boats to them, not way out in the middle of the ocean.

    This is actually the same problem with the gun control fanatics. Gun crime has been falling steadily since the 70s, mostly attributed to the removal of lead in gasoline. Trying to talk about how many mass shootings are happening now, and not understanding that these things always happened, is silly, gun crime is way down, just look at the statistics, it just didn't make nationwide news previously.

    It is all lying with statistics, and it is intellectually lazy.

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  89. Re:Thank the Lord... by dywolf · · Score: 1

    Long term weather trends = climate.
    Part of the job of climate scientists is to track those trends and point to their causes, whether it be climate change or something else.
    Just like your job is to post ignorant denier BS.

    Hurricanes, while being a weather event, are typically of sufficient size and duration, and affect the regional (and even global) climate sufficiently, to also classify themselves as climatological events, both being caused by climate conditions, and themselves affecting those conditions.

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  90. WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Climate change will mean fewer hurricanes NOT more; unless it's global cooling you're worrying about, not global warming. Don't take some fascist journalists word; ask a climatologist!

  91. It's Peak Hurricane! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To be followed by, I dunno, the end of weather?

  92. Re:Thank the Lord... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So this even with the 3 hurricanes is a long term weather trend?

  93. Re:Thank the Lord... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accumulated_cyclone_energy

  94. Re:Thank the Lord... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *event